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Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellancam's and camera Jedge. Oh,
here we go. Welcome to two teas in a Pod.
I am Tamera Judge and I am Teddy Mellancam. Food works.
All right, let's get right into the headlines. Real Housewives
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Orange County is delayed because producers are editing the trailer
and the whole season, putting Gina as a friend of
and Taylor as a main housewife after realizing that the
first one gave another flop performance. Are you excited to
see Taylor back? Two teas in a Pod. I need
to hear from you all on this one. I don't
believe this. I haven't heard anything about that. I would
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be absolutely shocked at this point that they would do that.
I think people are just trying to find reasons for
it being delayed, So I don't believe any of that.
I would be really shocked if that was the case.
I think that people are just trying to disturb shit
to try to figure out why the show's delayed. Like
you said, all the show's delayed, I wasn't mistaken. I
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think I heard that Jersey was delayed like six or
seven months as well. From the time they stopped filming
to the time they aired. And look at Beverly And
I mean, like Beverly Hill is they stopped filming a
long time ago and they're just and they just started filming. Also,
by the way, did you notice that all of the
women posted the same picture yesterday? How are they able
to do that? I would have gotten my ass served
to me if I would have done that. Well, this
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is why, because there's no new people in there, so
it doesn't matter. You can't give away storyline we have.
They always do it. They always do it on Beverly Hill.
Obviously that was the bit over that that was the
first group outing, And my guessing is that's the first
group outing as of now. I don't think. I think
Alison Melnick is a total rumor. I do not believe
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um and um. I've been doing some digging and pretty
much what I've been my guest through my digging is
as of now, it's going to be the six of them,
but that could change as the season progressed. Well, what
about who I think they should hire? You? No? Well, yes,
but no, Um Pamela Anderson, So do I I think
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she would be She's so good on that show. Last
I heard she lived in France, though, so I don't know. No, yes, no,
she doesn't live in France. She no longer lives lives.
Last I heard, you just finished doing Roxy on Broadway.
I know the same thing that Erica Jane did. I
know that would be a good I don't know. I
feel like Pamela Anderson has a good, juicy story to tell.
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She seems like she has this calm, soft demeanor. But
I don't think that you're married seven to eight times
and you don't have a touch of crazy in you.
So right, I want to watch her. Okay, Well, the
newest headline Dana is back in filming the Real Housewife
of Salt Lake City. Um, somebody took a picture Donna,
isn't it Dana Anna? What I say? Donna? Danna said?
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Danna is back in filming according to I don't know who,
Bravos and Queens and I don't know. There's so many
accounts out there. Okay, so, um, this does not look
like housewive cameras to me our monitors, this looks like
a cooking show or something like that. That's what I
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was gonna say. It looks like if you were going
to do a paid post where you got a good
amount of money for it, and they sent in their
one person crew. Yeah, I mean there's lighting there, there's all. No,
they don't do that. I mean they do do lighting.
They set up lighting prior to what do you have
lighting throughout your house? Like your lights are covered for
like little screens over your life. Yeah, but they don't
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have like a this is like a bomb. No. The
best I've ever gotten. The best I've ever gotten is
china balls in my bedroom because my bedroom does not
have can lighting and it's a little bit dark in there.
So oh that's about it. Which also, you guys should
notice if you watch every house Dinner, they all have
these same ugly things that look like candles. Those are likewise,
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it's like these flamee big ass candles that lay through.
I mean, I don't know if it's every show, but
Beverly Hills we had those on every table no matter
where we UM. I think she wants people to think
it's house of course, of course, so because she wrote
back at it whatever, um. Well, another day, another housewife
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lawsuit in the news. Joe Gorga is being sued for
one hundred and ten thousand dollars over unpaid construction cost
on his and Melissa's new mansion, as sources claim, they
are in jepardy of being fired from the show amid
Teresa's fute. God, people can file file lawsuits for any reason.
Let's see where this one goes. Yeah, I mean, who knows.
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They could be laid on the payment. They could. Yeah,
there could have been a mistake and they're not paying
it because of that. They could, Yeah, a conflict whereas
they don't think they owe it. Who knows. But on
that same token, um, did you see Kim Zulziac's daughters
entering lax TMZ got them and TMZ I mean they
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were relentless, like asking repeat of that is your house
going in the floor foreclosure? The younger one, the younger daughter,
was very talkative, very very and unlockognizable. She's really grown
up to be really beautiful. Not that she wasn't beautiful before,
but she's grown. She's really grown. She's like a woman now.
I haven't seen her, but the older the older daughters
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seemed more quiet. You know what, she should be quiet
because you know what she said. We went through this
in November, and I'm like, no, so basically saying that
their house wasn't foreclosure in November and they got out
of it they made the payment. Well, I hope. I
hate to see a family kicked out of their house,
especially when you have seven children. Yeah, that's a lot.
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That's hard. This next one, I hate to even talk
about it again other than you guys please go and donate.
This one is People magazine article Slade Smiley's ex slams
housewife Alam for neglect and inexcusable behavior after son's death.
Michelle Royo is speaking from the heart about her late
son Grayson and alleging that his connection with her father's
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Slade wasn't what it seemed. I mean, she says, I
have stayed quiet year after year on the excusable behavior
and neglect by his father and fiance out of respect
for my son, who wanted nothing more in the world
rather than a real relationship with his father. And I mean,
we don't even need to read this entire art it's deep.
But the part that I find fishy or suspicious is
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all the post pictures they have been posting are from
when the sun was twelve. Yeah, well, I've known about
this for years, so and I mean, it's sad across
the board. They both lost a child, and you know
that's never easy, ever easy. But there's some interesting facts
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though in this article on People. Yeah, go to People
magazine read the article. Um, we have one more headline,
and that is regarding Andy Cohen telling Nicole our fave
um that he hopes that Nicole and Larsa find some peace,
which we'll get into in our next episode. Do you
think it's that bad about that? They must have been
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really bad at the reunion? Then well he What she
said in response to him is how can you say
that you know you're forgiven and you know all is good?
And then saying I just did that to shut her out.
And I agree, if you do those snarky confessionals after
an apology, it takes away the apology. One cancels out. Okay,
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so let's reach our jersey. Yeah, okay, freshman, all right,
let me pull up mannaise Um. All right, we first
have to talk. The first thing that I have to
say before any drama is Frank as the Easter Bunny
gives creatine protein powder and hgh with the touches break
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and I want you to be healthy, And he was
in the hospital. That's why he didn't make the first
photo shoot and that that scares me. Scares me, Frank,
you're healthy Polly. Watching Polly and I started watching the shoot,
I'm starting to like, I'm loving Polly and he's cracking
me up. A buzz light year And what's mister potato hen?
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Is that what he called him? Yeah? But my question
is am I am wrong? Or does Polly have like
it is Polly from not like? Does he have an
accent but not a Jersey act? Well? Isn't he Irish?
That's what I was gonna say? Is he Irish? Because
sometimes I feel like he has a Yeah, Okay, I
don't know, but I feel like he has no accent.
And then sometimes his accent is really strong. But is
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he from Ireland or is he just Irish? Because I'm Irish,
he's got to be from a little hint hint of
an accent. He's from Dublin to Dublin too. We filmed
in Dublin, but we remember the party continued at the
cheese pulling the maltzarella. I can't I mean, Teresa ask
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me Melissa be a bridesmaid and then Melissa declining, Um,
I would have loved to see here Melissa say you
know what, Yeah, I would, I would. It means something
to me. I would have loved do you know what
an asshole? She would have sounded like. She was like thanks,
thank you, Yeah, sure, I actually am desperate to be
a bridesmaid. There is no yeah, but Joe is bitchy.
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Joe has been bitching, and she's been bitching about not
being a bridesmaid. And then when Teresa is like, do
you want to be a one? Like she I felt
like she was sincere. And then Melissa's like, no, I
feel like she was incere because she was just like
enough enough, Like I don't want to fight with you anymore.
Over this, maybe I made a mistake. I thought that
until we got to the part where we realized that
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Melissa's family wasn't invited to right, And that's one part
I don't agree with. Yeah, Like, it's one thing if
you're having you know, me and Edwin got married, there's
twenty of us there, plenty of people were not invited.
My first husband, Matt, we got there was two hundred
and your wedding was in Paris, so you can't expect
everybody to go. No, but I only invited twenty people.
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That's what I'm saying. It's if you have a small
destination wedding, then you don't have to invite all those
extra families they did. If you're gonna invite Chanelle, I
all right, you met one time, you could do. I
love Chanelle. I would loved her to be at my
wedding too, but but I feel like they kind of
made up and then Rusa walked away and she's like,
I'm so happy. Well I thought so too, but then
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I personally I disagree. Like I was texting with you know,
we're all in a group text with our producers, and
I was saying that I thought that Teresa was doing
well and fine, I'm gonna move on. And then I
thought that Louie and the daughters kind of amped her
right back up, and they were like, well, they disagree
because Gabriella never wants to be on camera, and the
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fact that she got on filmed means that she really
had something to say, and she she clear broke out
and hives. Yeah, I mean the eye break out and hives.
When I get really Sophia, my daughter does the same thing. Anxiety,
isn't it Well, I wouldn't know. I'm like, but you, Okay,
here's the thing, Tam. You think this is, this is
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a difference. You think you're like chilling, laid back about things,
but actually you're really not. And I'm not because I don't.
I don't buy into things. I like things will come
to me and they'll like bother me, and then I
can brush them off. I can be like, okay, some
people like you cannot the other day, No, I can't.
But I will never claim that I'm laid back like
the other day. You're like, we did a photos She's like,
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I don't care any pictures. Fine, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care, Eddy, And then we send in our
choice and they're like, nope, I like picture number one.
I'm like, I didn't say I did. I didn't say
I didn't give a fuck about what picture is going
to be out there? You did, I didn't give it.
I said I don't give a fuck. You go, I
don't give a fuck. I don't remember that. That is.
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I think maybe at the photo shoot I said that, Yeah,
that same time, I was drunk. What do you expect?
But then and then the photo and then the photo
shoot comes back and the pictures come and then they
you know, lots of emails back and forth. I'm like, okay,
just narrow it down. Then they narrow it down. Teddy
narrows it down to three. No, No, that wasn't me.
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That was the Okay, let's move on the magazine cover. Okay,
but it was funny to me. My point is, you
do care a little Oh, I care a little bit,
but it's not enough for me to like get myself
my panties caught in a bunch. I'm just like I
can move on, like I don't. I don't let you. Yeah,
if you have an issue with somebody and you guys
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say you're gonna move on, you'll be one. But in
general and life you do have like it's not There
are some people that I think are on housewives that
do things and I think they truthfully have no regret
afterwards even when they make I don't think I mean,
I'm sorry that I don't want to picture on a
picture of me on the cover of a magazine that
looks like I'm consulpated. The other one, I look like
I'm taking a show. So we'll do the good one
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for you that where look like we have diarrhea or consulpated. Yeah, okay,
we'll move on. We'll move on. Now I'm gonna talk
about Margaret, Melissa, Jackie's lunch. We haven't I have run
down from the kids yet. I still want to say
I'm not done because Gia says the only time she
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saw Joe and Melissa is when Teresa was in prison,
when they were on camera. See, I didn't realize that
there was a show filming. Now I didn't either, And
I mean, I don't know that I would want my kids.
It's bringing I don't think that I would put my
kids in this position to bring them on to you.
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That's what I was gonna That's just me. That's just me. Now,
I know that she is twenty one at least, right,
so that's her choice. But I just you notice when
Melissa and Joe were talking at the table with her
mother and sister, one of them asked for the kids
to leave. Yeah, and I think I think that that's
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the right thing to do. But this felt like a
scene where I mean, you can you can start to
see when Louie gets upset because his skin color returns ranches.
It's more than like the neck hives. That we get
it's like a full color change. But I really thought that.
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I think that Teresa, left to her own devices, would
have moved on at that point. Yeah, I think so.
I have a question for you. Yeah, would you get
upset if somebody looked you up and down? No? Okay,
because you know, Margaret, Melissa and Jackie at lunch after
you know, the cheese party, given the rundown to Jackie,
who was not invited to the cheese party, basically admitted
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that she looked her up and down because her outfit
was horrible and it looked like she got her shorts
out of the hamper. Well, what about the editing? And
then we find out that she's also like a want
an aspiring clothing. I know, I can't. I was like
the shade of the editing of this. And then she's
there with Melissa looking how to pull clothing, which Melissa,
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don't pretend that you liked that purple dress that has
a mock s leave. I know you didn't. Well, then Margaret,
you know Margaret, they bring up Jennifer Aiden and they
start talking about that they worried that there's she's having
issues because her behat her. So far this season has
been a little erratic, and she's been I don't know.
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I feel like when you're upset inside, it comes out
in many different ways, and basically saying that she needs
to deal with her marriage, and the other girls agreed.
So I feel like we're gonna because that clip was
in there, I feel like the future between Bill and
Jennifer are going to be rocky. This well, I think
even when you hear Bill talking to Jennifer, when I
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something Jennifer asked like aren't I a self reflective person
or something like that? Oh yeah, yeah, and he can't
even He's like, he can't even say. It would be
like me looking at Edwin and being like, honey, aren't
I laid back? Yeah? No, I'm not controlling? Right? Oh god,
First of all, he could not agree to that. But
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you if you ask questions, but like, why even ask
him those questions, like you're testing. I feel like everything
in their relationship right now it's test. It's like if
when that gets that part if a relationship shits back,
Like I don't ask Edwin questions. I don't want to
hear the answers too. Right, Well, we got to know
Rachel John and what's the little girl's namely Ganella. Oh
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oh yeah, Gene. It's like a two name. It's a
two name, Ella Yeah. And then she went on to
tell her story about IBF and not being able to
get pregnant and having miscarriages. I had no idea that
this was so common. I feel like every Housewive show
has one or two housewives have gone through the miscarriage
and the IBF and all that. I really didn't know
that it was that common of a situation because I
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got pregnant so easy and everybody in my family did,
so I never experienced. But also in the time when
you were getting pregnant, during that time, people didn't talk
about it if it was kind of one of those
things that like everybody kept on the hush. I like,
when I was having miscarriages, I truly thought I'm the
only one in the second I opened up. Every like
ninety percent of the women I know were like, oh,
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I had one too, or I had that, And I
was like, what, why doesn't anybody to warn you? But
I do wish that I could be half as well
groomed as Rachel's husband speared like what I mean, how
much time does that take? What I'm not looking for
who knows, but I'm what I'm not looking forward to
is the fight between the two of them that we've
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seen on so many housewife shows. I want a baby,
I don't want one. I want one, I don't want one.
I'm like, Oh, here we go again. Are we really
going to cover this producer question my first season? Like
every time that you have a baby and it comes up.
But granted we said no and then look what happened.
Deaf came years later. Yeah, but I do think one
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of the breakout stars of Jersey. Yes, I love both
the New Housewives, but as Olivia when she said, oh,
she's been very sacky. She's in her pajamas and she's
like the life of me, and it's like her in
this one. Slate has those pajamas because I bought them
on Amazon. But I was like, I was like, oh,
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I should lt k thos we have the same one.
Oh my god, that's funny. Um, can we also talk?
I mean I feel like everything else we can kind
kind of get through. It's it kind of brushes through.
But I do want to know what your thoughts were
on that bro's dinner, like all the guys. Um well,
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all the guys came one by one, but you all
you knew who was going to be last. Yeah, it
was Louis. It was about him right after their weight
as come. Yes, they're literally like you know what she said?
It was like a lot of shits. It was like
Louis Shaw's up and I think Joe's calling him garbage
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or something. He's just saying, calling him garbage. It's just
and then Louis comes in and hugs Joe. Oh shit,
I can't say this. Joe had and listen, we all
have moments, but Joe had crazy eyes. Joe had crazy
eyes that day. You could tell there's a lot of
built up hatred. Um. She's just she's upset and it's
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coming through. He's not one to hide his emotions, but
he went right in asking him about the bachelor party
and are you and who you're going to invite? And
Louie was just kind of standoffish about yeah. But also Louie.
I think Louie knows allegedly due to his past anger issues,
he is on When they first started doing it, I
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was like, oh shit, Teresa's not there to like tell
him what he can and can't do this could go really, So,
do you think that Teresa tells him what to do? Yeah,
I think it's I think it's the other way around.
I think that I think that he's very calm, and
I think that he's learned. He's learned that technique for sure. Well,
I think there's a difference. I think there's very calm um,
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but there are some situations in which that person will
blow regardless, like if you have to focus being calm,
there's a very wild side. Oh, for sure. But we're
having Louis on so we need to ask him. Yeah,
I mean, but that's good that he knows that he
can blow, and he has kind of. But then he's
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kind of threw Teresa under the bus, like he didn't
take any responsibility for like when he had that conversation,
he wasn't like, oh yes, I sat down with the
kids and they told me this, this and this. He
was like, listen, I tried to tell Teresa that she
should have your family, but well, I don't think you want.
I don't think he threw out of the I think
he's just being honest. I think he's being honest, Like
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I tried to tell your sister this, and I can't
take the way she I've never heard him because he's
being blamed for something that he didn't have any control over.
I don't think it's Louise fault that Joe and Melissa's
you know, Melissa's mom and sister are not invited. I
don't think it's Louise fault. I don't think it's Louise
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fault either, But I don't think he knows. He's not
been around that long. But he has been around two years,
and I don't think he's been the cheerleader saying you
definitely need to have them blah blah blah. Like he
could just say, listen, you guys, don't I would have
respected it more. Listen, you have a really flawed relationship.
And she didn't want to deal with it at the wedding. Yeah,
she wants people that are making her feel safe and
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comfortable and people she meets one time at Watch What
Happens Live. Yeah, And then they were saying Louis was saying,
there's lots of lots of slaps in the face that
are going on between the two of them. Um going
on the podcast, Melissa and Joe going on their podcast,
and I don't remember exactly what was said on the podcast,
but because he said they wouldn't be eating or something
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like that, Yeah, that's right, your kids would not be
eating if it wasn't for Joe and Melissa, And that's
that's a big statement. And then that's why I think Danielle,
I mean, Gabriella came on and said those things because
it was like, this is not true. But it's sad
to see that to bring this little girl on that
doesn't really want to be on camera that much and
just breaking out the hives just to support her mom.
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But she felt strong about it. I'm not you know,
she obviously wants her opinion out there, but it just
it's just sad that it's gotten to this point, like
it's I know who I even knows how much worse
it's going to get as the season can news. How
about when Joey's like, tough guy, you you're not a man,
you like that, and Louis and it starts punching the table,
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punching the table, and then man just laughed at him.
When men punch things, there's nothing to me more embarrassing.
I mean, overall, in this situation, I'll say that Louie
definitely had more of a level head during this I agree,
especially coming in because he came in and like they
were on, they were all kind of on, Louie. Do
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we also need to point out the fact that Evan
has been more on this season than Jackie. You're right,
I haven't thought about that time. Was like Jackie Evans
getting more screen time than Jackie. And Jackie came on
this episode wanting like she was like, I want my
whatever back, my hand on my hip back right, well,
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you know I did. It did make me feel good
that Louie suggested that he talked to a sister. Just
talk to your sister and then for next next episode
right down on the path of paper, I want pay
I gonna say that bit of information. It's I mean, well,
I think, well, didn't Teresas called? Did he call her?
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She called him and she's like, what's up? And Louie's like,
here you got Teresa, here's what you need to say? Peace?
You what? Oh god? I got a lot of fan
just thoughts. Louie handled it well, recycled storylines. I'm tired
of watching this. The girls are the New Girls are great.
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People love the New Girls. Oh, I love the New
Girls too. Somebody said Louie is working for Teresa's paycheck
Louie food tv um lots of heart for Jennifer Aiden.
I got a lot of I'm not even gonna say
what they are because I think they're mean. But yeah,
that's a lot, and then a lot of like in between.
So like, are do you believe Melissa or Teresa? I
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truly believe they are both in the wrong, right, I
write them both both. I like hanging out with both
of them. Both times I've spent time with either one
of them, I have enjoyed it. So I think that
my personal assumption, or is not even a word, my
personal view on both women is like Melissa is somebody
who is more aware of what she's saying prior to
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saying it, or I think Teresa just acts off of
the cuff, right, But I do think that that's a
different They're different, totally different personalities. But we did get
a comment about us, oh me and you yep, and
it says we need to know the real opinions here.
I feel like you guys are holding back on New
Jersey and I think, like, I mean, if you want
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us to pick a side, it's not going to happen, honestly,
Like I just if you want to say picking a side,
I just picked Louis side over Joe's side today. But
that's about I'm not going to say one's wrong one's right.
But I think truthfully they both have acted like assholes
for a million years to each other. I don't what
I can say with one hundred percent like feeling. I
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don't think they should be talking about it publicly. I
want to actually see them together trying to really work
on it. Every time that they're having a conversation, it's
within a group, which I'm sick of, Like sit down
one Melissa and Theresa. I'm hoping. I'm sure producers are
good there that's going to happen. I agree with this
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comment Melissa is not biting her tongue finally. In the past,
I feel like Melissa's really bitten her tongue and not
really said what was on her mind. And I think
this season she's not holding back. Well you could tell
it pissed her off when the new housewife blamed the
new her brother's wife for their fractured relationship, and she
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was like, listen, no, I am the wife and that's
not the case, and who knows. We don't know who's
pulling the strings behind like we can only assume. We
don't really know, like what the relationship is between Melissa
and Joe, and who's the one that's really has the
bigger issue. To me, it appears it's jail. Yeah. Um,
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but let's take a little break and come back and
talk about Miami. Speaking of fractured relationships or fractured ankles.
All right, so we're back, okay, okay, Well they're still
on Gilligan's Island. Oh my Goshtami, And then it starts
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out with Adriana Saint. Accents have consequences, like Frankie claiming
she could have lost her foot. First of all, I
want to say, you cannot cannot compare losing a foot
to what Frankie went through. You can't. And when he's
going through it's also, she didn't even if she injured
her ankles the highest compact. I don't care if she didn't.
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Even if the worst thing that could have happened is
she broke her ankle and needed to get surgery. That's
the worst case. A brain injury in a child that
was in the hospital for six months and had to
re learn to just walk and live, like, it's just
crazy to me that she couldn't see it now. Later on,
she finally like, Okay, I don't know what Adrian is
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doing right now, but it's not a good look. It's
not a good look. Do you not a good Alexia's
reaction was warranted. I do, yes, thousand percent. First time
I have completely agreed with Alexia here um I thought
they're dinners, two separate dinners. Got a little childish stupid
to me. That was childish, like just sit there, like
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the whole point of these things. And then when they're like, oh,
they accidentally put us at two different tables, I'm like, no,
they didn't. This is not well, well, Nicole as for
two separate tables. And then can we talk about Julia
trying to um show she's proved she's a housewife by
throwing the ice bucket at Marisol. I thought that was
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I'm like, oh my god, just like most of her storyline,
i feel like it's just done for camera. It's just
done for camera, and I'm like, oh no, don't do that.
The whole ice bucket, that whole situation was awkward. The
dinner of them switching back and forth, and Gertie and
Nicole trying to get drunk but obviously they couldn't, and but,
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and the puss space that Larsa was making the whole time,
Larsa wasn't really on that much. She was always in
the background taking selfie texting Xine. I'm like, Larsa, you're
on a reality show. Get that phone out of your
hand right now. We don't want to see it. And
I don't want to see bring something up. Um. What
I have noticed throughout is without Gertie, Mary, Saul and
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Nicole's confessionals, Who's like, I don't feel like I see
anybody else's confessionals. Really no. They just do such a
good job at them. I mean describing, exact scribing. And
Marisol is hilarious. She's starting to become my favorite, and
she's right on this, and she said something this episode
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that resonated with me. She's like, listen, I could get
over the bullshit thing about Bumble. She's like, however, she
did have to call her out. She's like, however, no
man can message a woman first on Bumble. It has
to be the woman that reaches out first. She's like,
but what she said about Alexei's son. I do like
that She's I'm happy for a ride or die type friendship,
Like yeah, like it doesn't bother me watching reality. But
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what I can't take this entire season is Adriana and
her poor mees. I get it, Like I'm not good
with people with the poor mees because I'm like, you know,
buckle up, Buttercup, like that's just what you have to do.
But she's sitting there. I live on my own. I
have to shop from my own groceries and walk my dog.
Welcome to life, Welcome to life. You're not in this,
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you know. But also, if you're gonna really go over
the top with an injury, don't wear heels the next day.
Well the thing is he dancing around and then don't
come in one week later and a full Beyonce outfit?
And is that what she did? She compare herself to
Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez. Either way, I'm like, oh, this
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girl's got some malls. Um, I got some balls. But okay,
so we have to talk about this. So leahbout Black
makes her debut. She was on the earlier season and um,
she basically was giving Lisa advice. But before she gave
her advice, she gave her a lot of shade. I
mean literally, Lisa walked in the house, Lisa, Leah was
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already shading her about the food. Oh, she's telling the
person making the food, Oh, well, there's no carrots and
celery on there. She's probably not gonna eat that, don't
we don't have carrots. Lisa won't eat. And then as
soon as she walks in, she goes, well, we don't
have carrots, and it's like, oh my god, give it up.
Then Lisa looks in the mirror. She goes, of coho
arese you're looking in the mirror, darling, And it's like,
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oh my god. And then she said, you look all tann,
I got a spray tan well of coorse. You did
like she was just trying to belittle her. But also
she has a Hello with her own tagline on it.
She can not well, I see this is what I see.
M Bravo calling up Leia, Hey, would you like to
make an appearance on Miami? Well, yes, I'll do that
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only if I can shoot my scene in front of
my skincare products. So if I could put those right
in front of me, stacked up very nicely, as if
it's gonna we're taking a photo shoot. Um, yes, I'll
do that, because that's exactly what it looked like. She sitting.
They were sitting there, products were all placed really nicely,
and they were filming. I'm like, stop it. Well, then
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we get to adrianas. But I will say she does
have good advice. Oh well, we may very smart and
she does have good advice. I just didn't like that
that shade. But I'm sure you know she's just teah.
Speaking of digs in why we stay on Lisa, we
should talk about the conversation between Lisa and her mother.
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They're in law, you're seeing the flip happen, which is
what I My question is you need to know knew
that was going to happen, right, But what I need
to know is was Lisa gone because she was filming
Housewives or did she go out of town and go
away a bunch of weekends and party not working. That's
what I was wondering as well, because you know it's
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being brought up multiple times, and even Lisa herself brought
it up that she was out partying. And no, I
can't say this like if if I was going out
and not being paid multiple weekends and not like my
husband would be pissed, Like, oh, my husband won't put
up with that. He like. That's why I always joke.
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I'm like, I do anything fun I want to do
with my friends during the week because my kids are
in school. If I want to go for a spa
day or boozy branch or any of those things, I
do them during the week because I don't want it
to affect our like home life balance and like, for example, yeah,
I'm in Vegas right now because I'm with Edwin on
your work retreat. And then when we're in Vegas the
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next time, it's for two teas in a pod, like
I'm not, and he's gonna be there too, and he's
gonna be there too, like I'm not. Eddie, Yeah, um yeah,
I'm not one that goes out a lot. And filming
the show, we do a lot of things without our husbands,
and that's probably the most that I ever do. Eddie
always jokes that it's hard to even get me out
of the house. I'm I was so excited that's going
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to ring for the next four days because I get
to be home. I gonna be home just an excuse
because God forbid we drive in this ring. Which leads
me to the next question, which if you're sick. Because
this is going to be controversial, and I'm not saying
this to piss people off, but if your husband or
your wife repeatedly tells you, I need you to stop
going out so much. It is affecting our marriage, it's
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affecting our relationship, and you continue to do so, well,
then you're are you Are you asking for it? Yes,
you're making your point. And I think I think the
one thing that I want. I don't think he should
have cheated on her, but the one thing that I
would would say and come forward about, like we weren't happy,
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so I probably went out more than we should I
should have. Yeah, if she just said that, it all
would go away for me. But I was if it's
actually true, who knows? If it's just something he's put
out there and no, she's admitted to the woman. Yeah,
well that's not fair to say, but she didn't say. No,
I don't. But I am curious, is it If it's
for a housewife, that's a dick thing for them to
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imply because that's her job. But if it's every weekend
she's going out partying just on her own when you
have two small kids. Unfortunately, that's no longer an option anymore. Yeah, no,
I agree. I agree. Well, then we get to the
you know, we're at the music video release party, which
I have to say, I do like the song, but
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Adriana is really upset that the other women aren't there.
I'm like, are you shocked they don't like? At some point,
do you think producers should step in and make these
two groups kind of come together or you think there's
just going to continue being a bigger and bigger divide
between the newbies. I don't know. I feel like we're
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going on another season of the division between the newbies
and the originals. I don't know. It's so hard to
tell because the dynamics change in housewife World all the time.
But I mean it was interesting to see like Adriana's
music music video party where she said move over, Beyonce,
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j Lo's in the house, I mean the ego. Then
she referred herself as Britney Spears and not Gertie showing
up in your Bravo condress. I saw, yeah, But good
thing I didn't pick the gold one, because that would
have been Gertie and Denise that both were the gold one.
I'm glad I picked the rainbow. Yeah, you met the
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gold one first, right, I did the gold The gold
one looked better on me than the rainbow one looked,
so I really wanted the gold. But now I'm glad
because apparently it was a lot of other people's idea
as well. Um, but what about Marisol's house, Um, she's
having her caviar king party. I feel like, as a joke,
you and I need to have a caviar party one.
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The only time I ever almost tried it was on
a Housewives thing. It was Peak's hold on what was it?
It was Peak's James Bowen potty on the yacht. Oh yes,
I've tried it a few times. I mean, I don't
hate it, It's just not something I I feel like
it's just like a status thing. Well please, no, what
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would you rather have a squid ink cocktail? Like? The
only place I want ink is a pen. I don't
want it in my drinks. If they mean actual squid
juice or ink or scuba dive. Have you been scuba
diving and gotten like shot without ink? No? I have
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what's is ink equivalent to, like in Barbara did I
don't know? And another one shot out some like gooey
stuff like oh no, I don't want to drink it. Um,
I don't remember Adriana's song. I think it had like
two words, had like two words in the entire song.
Well they didn't. I mean they gave herr I counted
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they gave her like thirty five seconds of a song,
which is pretty good because like Melissa Ethridge on Beverly
Hills only got like a minute in two seconds. So
I'm like, that's a pretty good situation. Yeah. So she
starts to acknowledge the fact at her party that what
she said was not good and it was a bad
thing to say to compare the two, and then she
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doubles down and says, thank you girls for not being
fair weather friends. It's like, but also what about her test?
Her test X was the most jacked up apology type
my bad, my bad bad, Larsa didn't make me laugh,
Like my bad is like when you accidentally like bump
somebody's toe or like forget to open that I forget
to hold the door. Okay, it's not part of an apology.
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That's for sure. My bad. Um, yeah, I feel like
and then I feel like, here's a PSA to all housewives,
including X housewives like myself who tends to do them.
Stop doing analogies. They always fight you in trouble. Yes,
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I do. That's funny. You say that because I did
an analogy this season. Oh yeah, you in the ass.
I mean, if you think about the actual analogy. No,
I'm absolutely right. But the other person did not like
my analogy. But is your analogy shady or is it
like a factual analogy. It's a factual analogy. That's shady.
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How we're gonna do text after this? Um? You guys,
thank you so much for tuning in to another episode
of Two Teas in a Pod. I well, okay, final question,
if you had to pick one, would you rather watch
Real Housewives in Miami or Real Housewives of New Jersey? No,
don't do that to me. You have to pick this is.
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I made Jacqueline pick on the last pot because I'm
not letting this isn't watch What Happens Live where you
get to plead the fifth. That's we're not playing that. Yeah,
it's really hard because New Jersey is just warming up
and Miami's just closed about they only have a few
more episodes, and Teddy Cohen. Right, I'm gonna say, God,
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I'm gonna say Jersey. Jersey's the one. I would wait,
what was the question again, if you had to pick
only one show to watch? Jersey or I'm gonna say
Jersey just because they have a whole, a whole season
ahead of them and they have a lot longer time
to Yeah. I mean, but okay, final thing, as a shop,
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you have to pick one, and it can't be Nicole
because this is both gonna be our easy picks, because
we both like her and we relate to her, and
we see ourselves in her and we're being narcissistic and
we're like, Okay, she's our person. But one person other
than Nicole on Miami and Jersey that you would make
your best friend other than if you cannot pick Nicole,
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Nicole is out of the running, out of the running.
Oh my goodness, Alexia, I think she would be fun
to hang out. Well, yeah, but I also Dirty or Marisol.
I like them all. I'm saying Jersey too. You get
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to add in Jersey. You have all those to pick from.
You're still Gonnasey. I like Danielle. I like I like
the new Danielle hold On. I didn't Danielle stuff with
her daughter and the art show. She was very smart,
that little girl. I love that girl. She knows how
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to get the finger, she knows Jackson Pollock like. She's
smarter than I am. And she's not even in kindergarten.
Yeah no, that was that was very No. I like it.
What all happened? Didn't something happen with them? The father
started crying and I can't remember why. Oh he started
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crying because her brother don't talk anymore. Oh yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. So I mean I felt like that was
and I think the fact that she opened up and
talked about her her parents didn't talk and now they're
starting to have a relationship again because she put an
ultimatum that it had to be for the kids. And
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I think that. I think it's good casting. I appreciate it.
I think they effort like her. I lack it. I
lack it a lot, a lot. I think that My
guess is that the person that's going to end up
having the heartest season other than this Melissa and Trees.
The situation is I feel like shit's about to really
hit the famgenate it. I do too, because also remember
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all that stuff, Like my mind started going back to
Bravo con and thinking about the night that she threw
the drink and all that stuff. Bill wasn't there for that,
and there was water or whatever it was. And when
I was doing all my podcasts in the press room,
Bills just kind of stood there silent well where everybody
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else was kind of like mingling and chatting and having drinks.
And there's gonna be some trouble and paradise. I can
already feel it by the way they're heading and the
conversation they had at that lunch after the cheese party.
Something something's going down. But I love you. Have fun
in Vegas. I gotta go take Eva to Target. I'm
off to the Spa and then I have a three
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hour awards dinner tonight. Oh my god, I have a
little lunch date with my mom and Ava and we're
gonna go, um take her shopping at Target. So I
love it, so we can spoil her. Well, can you
pick me up some makeup wipes? Okay, wait, but a
quick funny story. I'm in the office early in the morning,
Ryan drops Ava off every Thursday to my mom who
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lives her, and I could. I roll the window up
and I'm listening and Ryan's grandma, grandma, do not give
her sugar? Do not give her nutella? Can I give her?
To tell? No, no nutella, no McDonald's, no sugar. And
he's very being very stern with her, and so he
drives off and I go in there to go see Ava,
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and my mom goes, can you believe Ryan won't let
even Ava eat? I'm like what, And she's like, yeah,
she can't have him tella, she can't have chocolate. I go,
she can't have mc donald's chicken nuggets. I come off,
sell sugar. Well, what's she gonna eat? That's what she likes.
I know. Well we all say the same thing to
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my family, like, because I don't know what it is about.
Once you become a grandparent or a great grandparent, you
want to bribe the children with food, them toys. Why
are you bribing them with? My dad would be like,
you want a Coca Cola. I'm like, she's three. I know, No,
she doesn't drink Coca cola. I know. So I'm gonna
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We're gonna go take her shopping. Oh my gosh. All right, well,
I love you, chance to have fun, don't do anything
bad in Vegas. Art well, I guess on the last pot,
I said that Edwin and I always fight in Vegas.
So I woke up this morning after my um I
did like the karaoke post, and there's all these people
that listen to two Cheese in a Pond and they're like,
did you get in a fight? Did y'all fight? Oh
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my god, we're two nights in, no fights. Yeah, when
you coming home again tomorrow? Thank god? Okay, Vegas, this
many nights, it's too much, too much. I like the
twenty four hour of the forty eight hour or in out,
in and out and and out. All right, but now
I'm gonna go get rubbed on, so I don't have
much to complain about. Don't get a rubbed down by
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by