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Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy mellancan'ts at Tamra jedge.
Hey guys, welcome to two Teas in a Pod. I
am Tamrad Judge and today I have back Teddy Melanco.
I missed you so much. You have no idea how
I missed you and my family and electronics and television
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and sunlight sun So um, I want to hear everything
I went. I have purposely not called you since you
got home because I wanted to hear aything in like
real time right now on the pod. So, um, tell
me about it. How was it? Like? I don't even
know where to start, Like I can tell you first
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and foremost, the most bizarre part of the entire experiences.
I assumed that I would go into the house and
it would be like NonStop activities and competitions and things
like that. However, what happened is you go into the
house on day one after being in a hotel room
for eight days and not being able to go outside.
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You can't go to the gym, you can't go downstairs.
You're locked in your hotel room. So thankfully they put
a bike in there so I at least have that.
But like you're in a hotel room by yourself, no humans.
Then you go into this house, which is not actually
a house, it's a sound stage. The walls are paper thin.
You meet all of the people, you try to like
size each other up in two minutes, and then they
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give you champagne one of the only times there's an
alcohol in the house. And wait, so you filmed the
entire time with no alcohol. Uh two times? So one
time which is when I arrived, and then one other
time Cynthia and I were like begging production, like looking
into the cameras, like can you please just have one
glass of wine? And then I brought two bottles of
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wine for twelve people. But that is so confusing to
me because I would think they'd want to get you
guys a little liquored up for I think, I mean,
I think it's a safety issue because even how people
were without alcohol, it was frightening. So we got we
go in day one, we meet everybody, we have our
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ship glass of champagne, and then immediately they put us
into costume. I had been told fifty thousand times don't
do well in the first competition, but obviously I couldn't
help myself I'm competitive person, and like I didn't want
to just throw it for the sake of like my
kids and who I am as a human being. And
so I did well in that, but I could have
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held on longer. But in my mind, I thought, well
tomorrow and have another competition. I don't want to be hurt.
So you know, when you're growing, is hurting. So that
was happening to me. But I was like, oh gosh,
just let this uf UFC chick win because like you're
kind of in pain and like you don't want to
count yourself out for tomorrow. Cut to no other competition.
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I was in there eleven days and never had another competition.
Oh my God, said this. Misha is her name? Misha? Yes, Misha.
I don't like her at all. Neither to Shana. I
do not like her. I felt like she was just
so mean. Did she did you guys prior to that competition?
Did you get along? Did you bond? Did you hang out?
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Like she just give me a distinct guy, because I
feel like, God, did she not like you from the
get go? Or was she just well, I don't know.
I mean, of course, now that I've been out, I've
done a lot of research on her, and I can
see we have some a lot of differences. Um um
that I wouldn't have pared either way in that setting.
But we were actually getting along before the first competition.
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I was really making an effort with her because I
could tell like it was a new type of situation
for her. Um, So I was. I was really friendly
with her. We were hitting it off, we were talking
about being moms. That's why, when you know, I tried
to make a deal with her immediately and she didn't
take it. I was like, oh, so this isn't a
girl's girl. No, she can look at her, She's not
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a girl's girl. Come on, um, I thought it was
like cool of you to like look at her and go,
like listen when you're both are up there and you're like,
if I dropped, will you saved me? Protect me? Whatever
it is. I can't get the Lingo down, the Big
Brother Brother Lingo. I tried. I watched three episodes, and
I'm like, I'm confused. I don't I would be horrible
at this game. But I never watched it before, so
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I don't know how it works. Did you watch it
before you went on? Have you been like a fan
of the show or so I have never I have
watched maybe a couple episodes like backup. I mean the
show has been on something like twenty years, thirty seasons
or something crazy a bananas amount of season, so I
know it's been on forever. However, I watched the entire
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two seasons of Celebrity Big Brother that we're on before
I went on. I in quarantine, so I knew all
the lingo. I understood the aim. I went in with
the plan. Um, but my plan was always I'm not
going to lie, cheat, steel, do whatever I can to win.
Do you feel like there was a lot of lying, cheating,
stealing in there? Yes, I mean so there are so
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many things that weren't shown because that, you know, we
before the Lifeeds even happened. We were filmed that, you know,
for like ten days. What did you do for the
ten days? So this is where I'm confused. The first episode,
we see you do your little competition hanging. Was that
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done that day or that was done at like five
pm the day we entered the house? Oh wow, Okay,
so prior to that, ten eleven days you said you're
in the house. No post that ten eleven days were
in the house. Yeah, what did you do then? So
that's name night. So then you see me, um Marie approach,
like Maria and I in the showers and Toddrick's in
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there while we're showering, And that's when Maria asked us
about an alliance. That is still day one. Okay, then
what they don't show which happens around day three. I
mean we're doing nothing. We're working out, we're eating, we're
pretty much cleaning up after Misha. Are you having fun?
I mean I'm crying, like like my three best dieyes
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in the house were Carson, Shana, who they didn't show
much um when I was still on, and Cynthia. By
day three, Maria had already completely lost it, like it
was heartbreaking, like hysterically crying. She cried for three days straight. Um.
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I am like fighting for her, like she's telling me
all these different things that are upsetting her. I'm going
to all the people trying to talk to them. I'm
going to production like I have a full court like
press going on, trying to protect this girl because even
though she's twenty eight, she seemed like a child to me,
like she was Yeah, Like it was unbelievably sad. She
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crying about like she's an Olympic athlete, like you would
think that she would be really tough. She's been in
the worst situations, Like I mean, the only thing. I mean,
here's the thing. I went through two different things. But
when I left, So around day five, I said to
MARII listen, I can't be in an alliance with you anymore.
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I don't think that this is an overall a good
place for you. You you haven't spoken words and days
all you do is hum like you distanced yourself from everybody.
I think tongues. Yeah, she's goes m like it's just that.
So I was. But they never showed this part. But
like I had already cut my alliance with her, and
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she had talked to everybody. She had issues within the house,
and I had talked to them as well, like this
isn't things. Things are not right, like that, she's not
thriving in here. This is yeah, you don't need that,
this is you know, this is so you break your
alliance with her. Did she crying home then too? No,
I mean I just said I didn't necessarily break my alliance.
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I just said I don't know that this is a
good place for you, like I can tell that you're struggling,
that you mean in the house altogether, like alliance. I
just like I'm watching you as like a mother. You
need to go home. I get it now, I get it,
like it would be like my worst day on Housewives,
but like times five thousand was her for multiple days
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and I was just like, I can't watch this. So
that's when then she decided to give her little veto
pass to Toddrick, which then meant I was going to
go on the block. But where I was confused as
she had told everybody, I mean everybody had told me
that they were one million percent sending her home as
well prior to that, because everybody in the house was like,
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we have a heart and this girl shouldn't be here
right Well, I feel like that's a good strategy, like
I'd be in. I don't know. To me, I think
like I'll go in. I mean not that I'm going
on the show, but I'm trying to think of I
was you or on the you know, cast mate, go
in and be like timid like everything I'm not because
I feel like if you're strong and you're competitive, they're
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gonna want to get rid of you. So you kind
of have to do a little you know, chess game,
try to act like you're somebody or not, and that's
hard to do. Yeah, I mean, that's what it was
confusing about Mariah, was she was crying for these three days.
Then all of a sudden, she you know, gets back
in with Misha, and Misha change her mind. Besides that,
she's gonna, you know, try to her focus as Carson
all the shifts, and all of a sudden, Mariah is
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happy again. So I'm like, oh my gosh, maybe she
was playing us. That's what I was thinking. But then
once I saw after I left, it happened again and
all that, you know, So it was like, I think
it just when you know, preparing for the Olympics is
obviously very different than being secluded. And you're secluded, but
you're eating, you're having fun, you're talking with people. It's
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not like you're locked up all by yourself like you
did the week prior, you know, But is it was
she just not mentally strong enough. Was she missing somebody?
Like I don't know anything about her. Is she married?
I think she said she was missing people something, you know,
something set her off inside of the house that I'm
not at liberty to talk about um, but just doesn't
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seem like a competitive nature like she she's a competitive girl.
I think it's I think ultimately what happened at the
beginning then she didn't necessarily want to make the effort
to like try to bond with people inside of the house,
and then once I mean, it makes you paranoyed, Like
I will be in the house and I'd be like
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someone's talking about me, like like you're so I would
be terrible at it. I always think everybody's talking about me,
and I think everybody hates me, So I would be
terrible at that game. It really, I mean, granted most
of the time they are in there. But now let's
talk about the food situation. Oh yeah, that's a question
from everybody. Yeah, like do you cook your own food?
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Is there a chef? There? There's no chef, there's no
one to help you clean up, there's absolutely nothing. Would
you get to choose the food? Like do you get
like a request? Like no, before you come in, you
like put in like if you have any like restrictions,
like so if somebody was vegan or whatever it was,
but nobody really had any restrictions but Misha just because
she's following her training protocol. Um. So there was just
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like the food was stocked when we got there, but
like stopped with so many things, Like there was like
seventy five almond milks and you're like nothing else fits
in the fridge because we have sev milks, you know.
So it's just like chaotic in that way. And then
every day there was a sheet of paper that was
in the storage room and you could put one request
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on there, but only eleven requests would be filled a day.
So like what would happen is somebody would write like
five requests on one line and then it would take
away the person belows requests that that causes more fight,
it's more comfortable. Oh my gosh, m So did you
eat badly? I at first I was like I'm gonna
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get I mean, I was like telling people when I
was in the hotel, like I'm gonna use this time
to get in the best shape of mine. Told me that.
Then I got into the house and Carson was making
things he called them like his slutty brownies, and I
was like delicious. I was totally just plus if there's
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some I was really like dedicated to doing the dishes.
Like everybody, I know that was your exit, that was
doing the dishes, and I'm like, oh, that was passive
aggressive It was, I mean it was actually aggressive because
I had gone honestly smiled. I went on a stripe.
I was told everybody because pretty much none of the
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guys like Todd Rick, lamar Um, Uh, Todd Chris Catan,
they didn't know. They did really nothing around. So I
would do the dishes, Cynthia would clean, and I mean
Cynthia would like clean the bathroom. Cynthia would cook, Uh,
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Carson would cook. So it was like incredible, and you
don't want to if somebody takes the time to cook
for you, you just eat the food. Yeah, yeah I didn't. Yeah,
I was like, I'm not gonna pull him. So sometimes
people will cook for themselves and then cook for others.
The only person that solely cooked for themselves was misha Um.
Cynthia and Carson cooked for everybody, and then myself or
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Shana Um or sometimes Chris kop Patrick would clean up.
So let's move on to Todd Toddrick. Is that how
you say his name? Yeah? What what was his deal? Like?
Why did he turn on you? Well, I think he.
I had been warned about him before going into the
house when it was rumored online that he was going
to be there. Somebody that I know is like, do
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not trust that guy. But then he was really funny
and charming when I first got there. Um, but I mean,
I think he turned on me day one, even though
he didn't admit it because once I watched it back.
But the thing that was so weird is when we
were talking when I first got there, he kept saying, Oh,
I've never I've never saw you on on the show
you were on. I don't know who you are, blah
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blah blah, I don't know who he is. Um, Oh,
don't you worry. If you met him, he would tell
you over and over and over again. All the shows
he's done, all the celebrities he's friends with. What does
he do. He's a dancer, and also he's going on tour.
And also he's best friends with Taylor Swift. And also
he loves the Wizard of Oz and almost spot at
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two d fifty dollar costume. Also he's been in buns
of Broadway shows. I mean, I know his entire singer dancer. Yes, Oh,
he was on the mass singer. He came in second,
I mean the first year and last, so I could
go on forever. But he said he had no idea
who I was. But then when I left, he was like, well,
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you know, Teddy's going to be just fine. She's going
home to that sexy, rich husband of hers, and like
I didn't know who it was. Uh so he's full
b s yeah, like Lamar, Oh my gosh. Yeah. He
also said he never watched the show, even though last
year he had like the entire season twenty three casting
at his house. Oh he sounds like a jackass. So, Lamar,
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were you aware that he pooped himself or did you
learn that when you got out? Of course I was
aware he was a big deal in the house. I
mean one he wasn't. I can't say he was my
roommate because um, I lived in a hallway, so my
our room didn't have a door, so I don't know
that you can call it a room. Wait, so you
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roomed with Toddrick and Lamar. I thought girls were in
one and boys. Now that was after so I only
got to see you roomed with Lamar. I was next
to Lamar night one. Then I switch because Lamar is
so loud and moans and does all kinds of things.
He's like a guy like I was like, I'm rotating
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one over so that I was the sast. I would
be out if I had to hear bodily noises, somebody
pooping their bed, farting, I would be like farting on you,
Like no, no, no, absolutely, no idea I could stay
home for that. The lights are on from I mean,
florescent bright lights are on in the house until two
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thirty in the morning or until someone is quiet, so
like Lamar didn't really sleep at night, so the lights
are always on. So one night he called it a shart.
But he's like Ollo, and it's like you see him
run into the bathroom and then he leaves his pooh
towels in there, like and we only have one bathroom?
No yeah, does wait? Wait, you have to share a
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bathroom with two showers and one toilet unless you're the
head of household? What so, Misha? And also it's unhe
heard of the head of household is for twelve days,
Like what was that? That's why I didn't understand that.
And also she didn't make it fun up there, like
she never had a party in her room any fun period.
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She has like a scowling look on her face. And
I mean she's someone that says that when she's punched
in the face, she feels no pain. Like obviously, I'm like, gosh,
boat Ox hurts me. That's crazy. Um, So Chris contain.
He kind of freaked me out a little bit. He
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does seem sweet. I mean he's sweet. He's so sweet.
He like broke my heart a little bit because you know,
if you can tell, it's really hard for him in there.
He misses his girlfriend. Um and like the house is
full of like really big personalities and like Todd Bridges
never stops talking about himself. He's kind of annoying. Did
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you get along with him? M I did at times.
There was something that was shown, um where he kind
of kept saying the same thing to me, and I
was like, we're going live feed tomorrow. I need you
to stop saying this to me because the kids, my
kids are gonna be watching the live feed and it's
not appropriate and I need you to stop. And he
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got mad at me, like he was, you know, but
then we worked through it and I like, like adults,
like I was just like listen, you know, we had
a misunderstanding, and so there were times I really did
have fun with Todd like we would. We loved playing spades,
that type of thing. We had fun, But ultimately it
really is the Todd Show. So was there any screaming
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matches yelling at each other? I mean, there was definitely
heated things that happened in the house. And then there's
times that like one person is heated and the other
person is totally clueless on why that person's heated. But
it's just so much has been bottling up, Like the
fact the thing that I kept thinking is like the
fact that I ever complained about a housewife trip and
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like having to be in a sprinter van for an
are I. I can't believe I ever complained about such
a thing because it's harder way way. Yeah, when I
did the Ultimate Girls Trip, it was eight days in
the house, but obviously we got to go out. It's
not as you know, restrictive as a big brother. But
I started to feel like I need to get out
of here, like I need to go home. You know.
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We had phones, although I didn't have time to use it,
and it was I couldn't imagine how do you I
mean I would do in there. I think you have to.
I mean, ultimately, as long as you have somebody that
you get along with, it makes it. I don't make friends, well, yes,
you do yourself that like I loved, I ended up
getting along really well with Cynthia. Carson is probably the
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funniest person ever. And even though Shana ended up kind
of backstabbing you, backstabbing me in the end, like I'm fine,
Like I know she did what she had to do. Um,
but did she I think she was always working with
Christoper Patrick. So who do you think it's gonna win?
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I don't know. I wouldn't mind if Chris krit Patrick one. Um,
I hope Carson wins. But I feel like he's sticking
to himself too much now with Cynthia, and they're now
that Misha's had a household again, I feel like they're
going to try to push him out. Who did you nominated?
If you stayed in one, Tadrick, I would have nominated
him to be out for one million percent, like, because
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he has been lying to everybody since the beginning, and
I didn't appreciate, like, you know, he kept I did say,
like listen, I'm not in here for financial reasons. I'm
in here because I like to push myself. I like
to try the things. I want to show a different
you know, like Housewives really only showed me in one light.
I want to be able to show all the difference,
you know, like who I am as a person. And
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then he would go to people and be like, well, Teddy,
you know, just talks about how much money she has
and I'm struggling to you know, support myself on my
turn and so not you. And I've never I've never
talked about how much you ever, And Shaney even said
like she doesn't once she doesn't and to like stop it.
But he kept saying, oh, you know, I need this
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money so I can pay for my tour and blah
blah blah. But then in the next breath he'd be like, oh, well,
you know, I was considering buying this two hundred fifty
dollar Wizard of Oz costume from my Wizard of Oz
room in my house, and like, if you're struggling, you
don't have in your house. I think that I would
get into a fight with him really quick. So who
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do you think can be friends with outside of the
outside of the Big Brother House? Um, I think I'll
probably be friends with Carson and Cynthia and then Shana.
I think it really depends what happens when she gets out,
and you know, you know, I have to be a juror,
so ultimately it will depend on who the final two
are because I'll have to vote. Who do you who
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do you hope gets kicked off? Don't? Does somebody get
kicked off tonight? I don't know if somebody gets kicked
off tonight? It was this week. Who do you hope
gets kicked off next? I mean you can say no,
I choose my I hope that Katon gets to go home.
He wants to go home, and I hope that he like,
I hope they allow that, and then the people that
really want to play can be in there and like
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rip each other's hair. Is so particuarly correct of you,
But he's the truth, like I think. I mean, that's
always what I said, Like, I want to play the
game with the people that are playing the game the hardest,
not somebody who is sleeping the entire time. Okay, Um,
did you have any regrets? Biggest regret being would you
do anything different? I mean it's easy to say I
would have could have would have. But I mean I
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don't have any huge regrets. I just my only like
as I wish that, you know, I wish I would
have held on longer in that first competition, like I
was second. I couldn't think she you could have because
I felt like you still had something in you to hang. Yes,
but I had repeatedly been told by people that watch
the show is you have to target on your back
if you're the last one, if you're the first head
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of household, so once she makes you last last longer,
right if your head of household. Yeah, but then people
all have like like the I think if she wasn't
a UFC champion and the guys weren't obsessed with that,
I don't know that she would have done so well
as a felon had a household, especially with that group.
I mean, she was like putting us in chokeholds and
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showing us how that were, you know, like they were
all like, was there any like romance in there? Do
you see any sparks between any of anybody? No romance. Nothing.
Wasn't hitting on Shana. No. He was like obviously thought
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her body like she was hot, but like everybody was fine,
in that in that regard, have you heard from any
of the housemaids significant others since she left? You talk
to anybody? Um? Well, Cynthia's husband I tagged in a
post because she was in the live feed saying she
missed me and like we just had d MS back
and forth just like he's like, you know, it was
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fun watching you guys, And I said, you know, she
misses you so much you wanted me to tell you,
and he said thank you. And then Shana's boyfriend, who
I didn't tag in any post, slid in my d
M s as well and said, what, um, let's just say, Shana,
when you get out of the house, if he hasn't
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told you anything, you need to call me girl, because wait,
was he hitting on you? He was not hitting on me,
but it was his reason to reach out to you
because I did it like a like you know how
I'm like sarcastic on my answers story. So Shana, I
loved my hat? Yeah, so he didn't, Oh, Shana, Like,
had I known you were going to vote me out,
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I wouldn't have left you my hat obviously joking like
it's a beanie cap. I don't care, like I was
that's my you know, my bad attempt at humor. But uh,
he wrote like you'll never see that hat again, and
then something negative about her, and I thought he was joking,
so I wrote back, Oh, well, it's not that big
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of a deal at the big you know, in the
you know, the big scheme of things. I couldn't have
made it those eleven days without her friendship. And then
he continued on and on and on. So I don't know,
because then I see on TMC that he's out buying rings,
looking at rings at Tiffany. So I don't know, but
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I just now I have a little bit additional concerns
for sure. Did you learn anything about yourself while in
the house. Um? I think I learned, truthfully how much
to appreciate my family in my life and my friends.
You know, I think we don't mean to, but we
take a lot for granted. And then when it's all
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stripped away from you, like getting home and just seeing
my kids faces, or like being able to be on
a group text even with the twats, I was like,
what was the first thing you did? Now? So when
you exit the house, you do your little interview, and
you know, I'm watching it. Live and then I'm like, well,
I'm not gonna, you know, text you because I don't know,
like you probably do have to do interviews after that,
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like outside of the show, like with US Weekly and
people and all that kind of stuff, and then you
get to leave or didn't kick you out the door
after I had had my accident interview with Julie Chen.
Then there you're like in a holding room and they
have like, you know, your therapist, not a therapist mine,
but like the show that like that, you get your
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exit exams to make sure you're like fit to leave.
So it sounds like prison to me. Really is a lot.
So I have a question for you. Why did the
live feeds not show when they were supposed to? They
were like delayed, Oh because a house guest had to
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leave the house due to getting a positive COVID test. Wait, yeah,
so and that even possible when you guys are quarantined
for seven days the that's what I mean. We were
quarantined for seven days and that was also like day seven,
like that was like day fourteen, so if not even more,
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I mean, it's hard to keep track of days in there.
But yeah, somebody got a positive COVID test. So then
we all had to wear masks and social distance, and
this person was put in like a holding pattern and
then had to get a certain amount of COVID tests
and passed them in order to come back in the house.
If not, we would have been shut down. Are you
allowed to say? Who? I? Um? Guy or girl? Guy? Guy? Um?
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How about if I just be like, it's gonna bed me?
Do you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm
singing right there? Okay? See what I'm putting out? Yep?
So interesting, and so how long before he had a
clearer before he had a clear test the next day,
so we think it was like a false positive. It
was a false positive. Yeah, all of his tests post
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we're all negatives. But there's rules, you know, especially like
when you're in you know, unions and all that stuff,
So it couldn't just be one negative test. But all
of us were negative because to get tested. When we
were in quarantine, we were getting tested every day, and
then once we were in the house, which obviously were
still quarantined, we're getting tested every other day. But like
those were like intense tests, like your eyeballs were falling out.
(28:23):
I was so happy, Yeah, We did that same thing
for us, and we were disultimate girls. I think it
was every two days they tested us, but we were
out and about, so I can understand that. Okay, So
I have a question. Whenever anybody would talk to Chris
about Marai, the life feeds would just cut Why. Yeah,
so I think they were trying to protect the situation.
(28:46):
And ultimately Chris did nothing, you know, wrong or anything
like that. But every time that Mara would get upset,
her thing that she would do would be to come
after a certain person. And she had home after Chris
about something and everybody in the house gathered around him
and we're and pretty much was like that, that's not
(29:08):
what happened. And so I'm assuming that's why they would
cut that in the live feeds. But that's why, I mean,
so much more is happening in that house than game.
But the point of the show is game. So if
you're not playing the game and something else is going on,
they're gonna cut. Okay, So I know there's a lot
you can't say, But when this show is completely over,
(29:30):
is there a lot of things you can fill us in?
Are you like you? I don't know. I'm gonna have
to ask, because ultimately, CBS was so beyond good to me,
and I loved the experience, and even though it was
really hard and I'm so glad to be home, you know,
I want to respect their process. But I mean, if
I wasn't a fan of Big Brother, now I am,
(29:54):
and I need to know all the little details. So
if you're a fan of the show, you also knew
to be watching the live feeds because so much more
tea is spilled there. So you guys want more information
than you've got from us on this. How do they
how do they listen to the live feeds? Maybe most
people probably don't know, right, I think you can do
it through paramount Plus. Yeah, it's just online, right, Like, yeah, yeah,
(30:16):
so you just go online clicking, you pay like a
subscription fee and you can watch them. But that's where
you get all your real juice. Like, the show is good,
but it's gonna talk game. If you want to watch
all the behind the scenes details, watch the live feeds,
and then you can start to peece stuff together. Okay,
but I guess we should take a little break and
(30:36):
then come back and talk about Salt Lake City. So
now we're back from the break, and I have to say,
yesterday to catch up for this our podcast, I had
(30:57):
to spend like I think eleven hour Teddy. There's four
Housewives shows right now, and I'm ready for some of
them to drop off because I can't watch four Housewives
shows in a week. I'm like losing brain cells. I'm like, oh, yeah,
one of those people, I know, one of those annoying people.
(31:19):
Salt Lake City um is has one more episode. What
are we gonna do? Salt Lake is one of my
favorite I know, I know, but you know what this
week's episode. I know we're going to get into right now.
I was annoyed there was so much screaming, and when
there's non stop screaming all the time, I'm like, is
that what I sounded like on oh C? Like I
can I know. I know Brandy told me that she goes.
(31:43):
I thought it was your you and videos, your time
to go. All you guys did was scream And I'm like,
now I see why You're like, great, No, I think
there's a lot of screaming. But what I've kind of
put together, I mean, don't don't call me a genius,
but the more drinking, the more screaming. Yeah, and salt Lake,
even though supposedly they're all lds to point out like
(32:05):
I think, I mean they were drinking out of like troughs.
I mean Whitney. Oh my gosh, this I am a
Whitney fan that this week she is she was getting
on my nerves. Well, it starts with Lisa gets upset
with the ladies how no one stood up for her
when she thinks she is the only one who brings
(32:25):
up problems while they ignore them. It really actually bugs
me this whole, Like housewives stand up for each other
type of thing. You're gonna whatever it is that you
feel in that moment you're gonna say. And other than that,
you can't be like, well, you're my friends, so you
have to always have my back. It just doesn't work. Yeah,
(32:45):
it's not the Big Brother House. There's no alliances. There's
no Actually in Housewives, alliances are foreboding. They really don't
want you to They don't want you I know, like
they broke up the trace of megas real fast, like
we you know you have a side text chat fox
Horse five zip it. I mean the fact that the
(33:10):
girls are going after Meredith. I'm not a big Meredith fan.
I think we agree on this, but her dad died,
and they I mean, if my dad died and I
buried him on a Monday, I don't know that I
would be on a sprinter man on Tuesday. I don't
know that I would even go on that trip. I
don't know either. So I don't get why they mean
(33:32):
to me that should have never come up, because ultimately,
I mean, I did do my research and Meredith was
not lying about when her dad's uh not service. Yes,
and she had just gone the service. What are you
what is it called the service? So the service was
(33:53):
in a different location than they were filming, so she
just went straight from the service to she flew to Aspen.
Right from there it was memorial. Yea, the memorial. She
went there, So that's why she wasn't on the sprinter van.
So that part I was like, let it go, let
it go. Let My question is do you think your
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girl Lisa I knew that because when she called her
on Tuesday and pretended to think that she was at
the memorial when meanwhile, well you would assume her best
friend knew she wasn't. Okay, so you're saying memorial absolutely
happened on Monday absolutely okay, even if it didn't happen
on Monday, even if it took two days, I don't know,
(34:35):
Like you have family that comes in, you have people
that you're going to meet with, like who cares? But
that's not the point. The point is was Lisa Barlow
trying to create issues for Meredith by saying she thought
it was Tuesday. And then Meredith Lyne clearly, But in
(34:56):
my head I want to be like, you would never
go to those links and out I just thought I
couldn't even get past it there questioned her about the
memorial service, and I think why they're questioned her is
because they they're trying to pinpoint her as the one
that called the Feds on Jen. Oh, for sure they are.
And I'm like, really, like those are big accusations to
(35:17):
say something like that. And then Mare's is like, listen,
I would have wanted to be there to see her
getting arrested. Why would What about when Whitney is all
proud of herself for making the comment about I would
have hired a private investigator and then comes in the
room and she's all like he yes, and she's doing
laps around the room and like I and she makes
(35:38):
herself more dramatic. When she says that, I'm like, oh
my gosh, I've totally had those moments where you think
he really just nailed it and you didn't. Yeah, And
it's like, I think she was just so drunk, and
I think that what she was basically saying is she
was bragging, not bragging, but talking about what she said.
And then as a reality person, you're like, Oh, that's
gonna bite me in the gask. Oh that's to bite
(36:00):
me in the ass, you know what I mean. So
she was I don't know, it was just weird. It
was a weird scene. And then then she wakes up hungover,
which wasn't surprising, but I was about ready to say,
sit down, little girl and Mary, I'm sorry, I'm gonna
miss Mary. I'm gonna miss her. I can't. Can we
just talk about some of the little one miners? She said,
(36:22):
Heather looks in bread. This is torture just being and
that she just talks to herself. This is my last
attempt with you girls, And you could tell like it
is truly her last attempt. She has the last few episodes.
You can tell like peace out. I don't want to
do this. Anymore. And I could see on this episode
why she didn't go to the reunion. I all this
(36:42):
time thought something happened, she did, something was going to
come out, But no, she's done. Because she's done. She
doesn't even bother speaking to anybody. But her eyes kill me.
Some people's brains are not developed. And she's like, I'm cold,
I'm out of here, like she gives zero, like seriously.
(37:04):
And then when she's talking about her church, and then
they pan to Jen at her church one, I was
confused why there was seven people there. I was like,
is that all of the releases they could get signed?
Because if it has a packed house, we have bigger issues.
I don't know. Then Jen, you could tell she was
(37:24):
like holding back las Jen really won me over this episode,
between that and when she everybody's like in a heated
moment and Jim takes the pillow and smashes the mosquito
on the window sill. But I loved um Mary's not
Mary um Jen's line. She's like, I didn't crip my
(37:46):
hair for a single to maya party for nothing, like
oh my god. So I would say, like Lisa, Mary
and Jen were my three favorites this episode everyone loves Mary.
They keep sending like d ms like you guys have
to talk about her on and too tease, like how
funny she was. I don't know why. I think she's
just not funny to me. I can't like. I'm like
(38:07):
she think she thinks it's a dorm. I don't like
when people act like they're better than everybody else, even
on a television show. I don't like it. I don't
even know if she's acting like she's better. I just
think she's freaking clueless. She's just clueless. I think she's
still condescending. I think it's on purpose. It's she I
don't know. She should not be on the show, obviously,
(38:29):
she doesn't like it. Um and I don't think when
she talks about how there's nipples, she's like that, Oh.
I don't know if it was this episode of the
one before, because I watched sixty four episodes, but it's
when they're oh, I think it's the episode before this one,
but they're going down the mountains. Oh, yes, yes, yes,
and she's like falling around and then she wanted to see.
(38:49):
I was really enjoying myself until I had to see
how there's nipples and I was like, and then they
pan and she's like they're all She's like, did make
me laugh at a point? Yeah, I don't know. She
just says things out of just truly just being clue
clueless in life, and I'm just like, wait, did she
just say that? Like really, if I said these things
(39:12):
that Mary would say, I would have been fired. You
would have been like you canceled. You never would have
been taken out of that tree you're crying in. No,
I would have been still to this day, stuck in
that bush, crying still to this day. I also, um, shoot,
I oh, I have a question in regards to when
you were on the show. Something I'm curious about in
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regards to these women, if you had food in your teeth,
or your extension was showing, or you had such a
bad sunburned like Whitney had, would anyone tell you and
like help you out and be like, hey, maybe you
need some bronze or lotion or like are they Yeah?
I mean obviously my close girlfriends would, and production would
(39:56):
often come in and be like, oh, you got a
truck showing or something like that. But yeah, these girls
don't care. They don't care like I would there would
be like, Mom, mean, somebody should shouldn't tell Lisa she's
missing a tooth, not Lisa. Um kind of get their
names good. Um, Jen was missing a tooth and fingernails.
(40:16):
I'm like, wait your s she's missing two fingernails and
a tooth on the side. I'm like, wait, you guys
don't give two ships. But I loved when Lisa said,
which I've been thinking about this whole time, is Lisa's like,
I don't care anymore. I'm richer than all of you.
I have more money. And I'm like, what does that
have to do with anything? Is she trying to insinuate
(40:37):
that basically she doesn't need this job and they do.
I think that she's I think she's just over it.
And I mean, I don't know why she thought that
she could have that conversation with production Mike, oh the
hot Mike. Yeah. I don't know why she thought that
she would be able to get away with that. Well,
(40:59):
because they're breaking fourth walls like back in the day
they do. Now you know she watched Beverly Hills from
two years ago, Like who knows. I think when you're
super heated. I mean they've done that on our show
as well, where Shannon walked in and started screaming producers
and screaming, screaming about something and and they broke the
fourth wall. They brought cameras in there and started filming it.
(41:20):
And maybe she just wasn't thinking that they were going
to do that. Maybe she did it on purpose. I
don't know. She probably was just so mad that she
didn't give to ships which was coming out of her mouth.
But she went in on Meredith. But why do they
hate each other so much? Here's the thing I don't know.
This show is starting to confuse me. I don't get it.
Where did we go? They don't have each other's back,
(41:42):
but like that's housewives, Like you're not always gonna have
somebody's back. That's the point you're supposed to have controversy.
But like I mean, they I mean to the point
where being like your horror. But let's break this down.
You have one girl that's possibly going to prison possibly,
you have another one that possibly is stealing money from
a church, writing people at her church, and then they're
(42:05):
fighting over when a service started a memorial service? Like
are you kidding me? Right now? I feel like Jen
and Mary have gotten off so easy, and they thought
about these little teeny tiny things that they shouldn't be
fighting about, and it's making Meredith and Lisa implode. I
guess I don't know. I really I think their poems
are deeper. I mean, they've been friends for a long time,
(42:27):
their family friends. I mean I think I think Lisa
just has so much info on Meredith that she hasn't
spilled that she feels like and Meredith should be indebted
to her. And Meredith's like Bill kick rocks, it's you know,
not your place to share those things that I shared
with you in private. How about Meredith's husband, This is
(42:49):
a hard note for if he's a big pass. I
even liked Heather's husband more with the two seconds I
saw him as the daughters and whensba. Yeah he was
there's a creepy alert there. I don't need just it's creepy. Well,
I just feel like he's get what was he saying,
get the scook out? You get the scook? Yeah, you
(43:13):
can tell Mere. It's like taking a glass of wine
and she's like my life. I know, She's like, oh God,
you don't get a job, job so you can buy
me a house? Right? Oh my gosh, they were good.
It was the ky to a side to align your chakras,
and then when they're getting their chakras a line or
(43:34):
whatever they're doing with the electroads or I don't know
what the word is, but what was that. I think
it's like those little shock things that like shock your
muscles and there's like a release at the end or something.
I don't know. However, when he was not having it,
she was like, I can't focus. I'm where he too
wrapped up, and then you're putting these things on me. Um.
(43:56):
But yeah, I feel I feel like I don't have
a straight forward favorite at this point because I feel
like jenn is entering up to be my favorite, and
then Jenny is non existent to me. Jenny well after
we found out where we found out. Now, I don't
even watch Jenny anybody. Every time she talked, remember episode
one episode, she was good one episode and then I'm like,
(44:17):
I just I'm not feeling this girl. She doesn't. It
feels forced, and probably because it is. Did you watch
Salt Lake City last year? The first half of it
was Meredith a different person because I'm hearing like she's
not the same person this season she was not like
last Meredith. Last season, like she was like I'm disengaging,
but like she really would disengage this season. What's happening
(44:41):
as she continuous continuously leaves and then comes back like
sixty five times and then fights, but then she like
really loses her ship. She like she I just love.
Sometimes she's just sitting there, like the cameras on her
and she's tilting her head back and forth like everyone's
mad at her, and then she'll she'll that with something.
(45:01):
Her Audrey Hepburn voice that she talks in is that
that is I think it's like you're shaking. I think
people last year called her boring, and so she's making
that grave mistake of trying not to be boring. That's
the worse when you're called boring. I hate to be
(45:21):
you know what. I hate to be called boring. Yeah,
I know you've never heard that before. I always say, like,
you know, boring is not bad just because you're not
that exciting the reality t V doesn't mean because I'm
bad because your husband's not cheating on you and oh
my gosh. Yeah. So we have one more episode and
then the reunion, which I um, I hear the reunion's
(45:44):
pretty explosive. I know, I'm excited about that. So I
guess we should take our last little break. Then we'll
come back and do a little Housewife's headlines, and then
later this week we have Melissa Gorka joining us. So excited.
All right, we'll be right back. Okay, so we're back
(46:08):
from the break. I feel like I've missed some things. Yeah,
we got some some old articles here, not old but
not as recent because you work on So let's go
over some of them. So, you know, a couple of
weeks ago, I had talked about Vicky Gambilson and Steve
Lodged the run in and I said that he chased
after she went in like my good friend does, and
said I did not chase him out. I was just
(46:30):
telling him that we have some unfinished business to take
care of. Well, evidently the guy that she was on
a date with, it looks like he talked to the press.
It looks like it because Donald it's the last name.
Donald sixty um claims that Lodge came to the restaurant
and Vicky did go out chasing after him. Vicky, I'm
(46:53):
just this is a p s A. If you are
dating someone that will immediately do press about you. It's
a red flag. Yeah, no, she didn't. She hasn't gone
out with him again. She Yeah, it was like testing
one too, when two is this thing on? Yeah, no,
she's she's not going out. Then it was just a
couple of dates. But she has been dating and she's
very I think she's very happy. She did her I
(47:14):
don't know if you saw, but Vicky did her hustler
party over the weekend. I did not go. I could
not go. Um, we had an event, a spartan event
at our gym, so I just I couldn't go. And
so anyways, it looked like she had fun. She looked
like a million bucks. She had a beautiful dress on.
She looked happy. She's very thin. She is um, she's
(47:36):
back on the market her best. Yeah. Well the next headline.
This makes me sad to see I'm a little behind
on this, but Real Housewives and New Jersey star Jennifer
Aiden's daughter nine discovered father's affair on TikTok. Jennifer Aiden
never thought she'd tell her kids their father Bill aid
and cheated on her ten years ago, but that changed
(47:58):
when hold on it was ten years to go with
the cheating. Yeah, that's shocking to me. I didn't know
it was ten years ago. I thought it was recent.
Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. I thought the way
that they're promoting this on Jersey, I thought this was
a new cheat. Ten years a new cheat. It's an
old cheat. Once a cheater, always a cheater, is what
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they say. I'm I get that, but like, way to
really lead me in with the freaking ten years ago.
First of all, my question is to you, Um, I
don't have a nine year old, but mine's not scrolling
TikTok without me, like if she wants Sometimes she'll be like,
can we look at reels? And it's with me together? Like,
(48:38):
she's not on her TikTok on her own. I'm not
trying to Like what what is she following that brings up?
Is she following the hashtag Ari and Jay? Like I'm
gonna nothing that's gonna be found there? Yeah? Did you
you watch Jersey? Right? I did? I watched the premiere
and then we have another episode tonight. Okay, what is
your thoughts on the Louis video? Okay? I have mixed
(49:01):
feelings about that. Obviously, we don't know all the details,
but I just felt like he was on like a
self help retreat. I'm not I don't like those things.
I'm not into those. Eddie's kind of into it anything
self help or whatever. He's into it. Um, I don't know.
I mean, he's apologizing, he's crying, he's I don't know
that he's naked. Margaret said he was naked. They were
(49:24):
all naked, but I think they just had I think
they had their bathing suits on. Yeah, I love that.
I'm like, I think, meanwhile, I watched the video. Yeah,
I have seen I haven't seen the full video. I
think meanwhile, and so, I mean, he's like surrounded by guys,
they're on their bathing suits. He's you know, I didn't
watch the whole thing, but do you. I mean, the
way they're making it such a gigantic deal and it's like,
(49:46):
you have to talk about it now, he needs to
talk about it. And they meet at each other's house
and I'm like, oh God, are we gonna drag this
one out all season? But I know all the thing
that's weird to me, it's not like this happened why
they were together. I feel if that's why they were together,
this would be a way bigger. But this who knows
when this is? But I think what's happening is they're
seeing red flags that we haven't seen yet. So this
(50:09):
video just was it just another red flag that there
they had to bring up and they knew that it
would be good TV. Well, we're gonna have to grow
on the list on that. Yes, if anybody knows, she knows. Um,
so that's oh so speaking of Louis, Um no prenup.
Teresa is not asking for a prenup. That's on that boo.
(50:34):
What are you thinking, d he should get a pin up? Yeah?
I mean does he have a lot of money? I
think I heard like he is the one that has
a lot of money. I don't care. And if that's
the case, maybe it's a good thing. I mean you
have to protect your assets obviously. I mean I had
(50:55):
no money going into my marriage. Um and Edwin and
I both still have a prenup protects both of us. Yeah,
Like it's just I don't know. I'm not I'm never
one that's been offended by a pre nup. Like I
personally think, like it is what it is, if it's
going to give you some you know, some of us
with trust issues. Maybe it's better like just to have
(51:16):
it and then you're like or money issues, just do it,
Um we have We only have time for one more headline,
but Gigi Hadid recalls hiding in our house when mom
Yolanda Hadid was filming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
US Weekly article said, Gigi Hadid reflected on how much
her life change from mom Yolanda of Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills in two thousand and twelve. When I think
(51:37):
of my childhood, I think of being of being the crazy,
ecstatic volleyball player. I was the loud voice. I love sports,
I love being on a team, and I loved my
school and fronts. That's what come naturally to me. But
when people started to get to know me, I was
like her mom was on the Real house but of
Beverly Hills. That became my life. But that wasn't my
life or part of me growing up. Were they always
(51:59):
kind of a public family? I mean I feel like
they were always kind of a public family, and like
they would film and they would talk about her modeling
career and was she a model prior to her mom
being on the Housewives? Do you know, I don't know
if it was prior because I didn't watch then, but
I do know that, like I saw the episode, I
think it was during but they clearly promoted gig on
(52:19):
the show. Yeah, like it helped her career, did not
hurt her going forward. Everyone saw how beautiful she was
and so basically she's saying when they were filming, she
would sneak in so she wouldn't have to film. Yeah,
my kids did the same thing, only they didn't film
from school. Let me crawling on the ground, they go
up the stairs. I'll I'll be right, mom, will be
right up. My kids would do the O. They would
(52:39):
all of a sudden just start acting like they don't
act like Cruise would throw these like massive fits every time.
And I was like, dude, like I get thinks, so
if it's sometimes, but like this is a completely another level.
And like he would say to me, I just like
the attention mom, And I was like, oh, Lisa's honest.
And I was like, Okay, but that's it for today, Tom, Okay, Well,
(53:02):
I'm so glad you're back and you're no. We we
we'll have Melissa on later this week. I missed you
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