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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancam's and camera Jedge.
I thought the reunion was boring? Hold on camps one,
I did not. I disagree with you. You thought the
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reunion was boring? I kind of did. Yeah, I'm sorry, dinner,
But before we get into the reunion, can we talk
about something that really was not boring to me? But
the real um the Girls' trip Thailand. Oh yeah, Traylor
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was good, right. I thought it was so good. I
audibly laughed out loud when Leah was like, have you
seen the movie with Claire Janes Broke Down, Broke Back
Mountain because Broke Down, Broke Down Palace. Yeah, I you know,
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I wasn't sure what to expect. I had heard some
grumblings that it wasn't the best and um, it's been like,
what eighty four years since they filmed it, and so
it's coming out what March twenty third on Peacock. The
trailer looks amazing. Um. They bring together stars from Rob's
Royal Housewives franchise. Is from all over Leah McSweeney, Giselle, Candice,
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Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, Alexia, Marisol Portia and at the
end they threw in Portia. So a lot a lot
was in the trailer. I thought it was better than
I expected. Well, these are these are my other takeaways.
I really miss Portia. Oh, I thought, that's what my
first instinct. I missed Porscha. I miss Portia. And my
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second takeaway was I love to see Alexia and Marisol fighting.
Didn't now, wait, remind were they're fighting about, because I
don't remember that something about pill you fried your brain? Like,
oh really, well do you tell? Stirs up drama asking
about Heather and Whitney's relationship. Also asked Heather about Jenshaw.
Heather says she either lied to me five minutes before
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she went into the courtroom or she lied to the
judge in canadasain Porscha, she stole somebody's man. I was
there for that, Yeah, can't. I mean, I love Porsha.
I will have to tell you I've met Porsha at
an event in Mexico City. She's a girl's girl. She's like,
get over here, let me help you. I've probably talked
about it before. Help you fix your shirt? Like? She's
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so sweet and I was so worried about her for
some reason. Well, well, I I like whenever it starts
with I mean, it's eight housewives in a foreign country.
What could go wrong? I know? But then Leah and
Porscha arguing, Leah accuses women of putting drugs, and then
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Marisol and Lexaia fighting. Marisol said, you told everyone I
have a fake marriage. I mean, these aren't little accusations here, no,
you know when I feel like the Ultimate girls Trip
are gonna start getting meaner like what you see in
housewife shows, because now everybody's trying to outdo the last
you know, season one, season two, season three, And when
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I went on it, I mean, yes, there was drama,
but wherever you put Brandy there's drama for sure. But
I don't know did we go deep on things? I mean,
I just feel like these women went a little deeper
than you guys in death. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We went deep. But I feel like it's gonna every
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new season's gonna go deeper and deeper. Well, it seems
like they're really bringing up pass stuff, which yes, like
on yours, Taylor brought up past stuff a little bit,
but there wasn't a it was like current drama in
the house. If there can only be so much current
drama in a house. But once you start bringing up
passed up or stuff the other women have watched, that's
when ship's really going to hit the fan. And that's
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what's happening here right. Are we going to talk about
what you did this weekend? I don't even know what
did I do? Did you anything exciting this weekend? Oh?
Have we talk since you went to Vegas? Had you
been home for Vegas? I don't think so. We haven't
done a pod since. No, we haven't talked about Okay,
So can we talk about your karaokee skills? I want
to tell you they're pretty amazing. You obviously have a voice,
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um well one that was not my best because I
was trying. That was like if we would have filmed
the second part of the song. I really feel like
I came into my own. But that's a pedi of karaoke.
I want to see them, you know, trying to get
in there and screw up. And but your voice is good.
I mean, I wouldn't expect anything less. I want John
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Mellencamp's daughter. I don't even know um the words, and
I don't have the world's best voice, but that's always
my go to song. But I have more to tell
you about this evening because Edwin gets really into karaokeing.
He's a terrible singer. I was just gonna ask you
a good voice, bad voice, a terrible voice. That's why
I fell in love with him. Our first like official date,
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he took me to Flemings and then a little mistake
for a little meat. I think I was still a
vegetarian at this point, but he didn't bother to ask,
but either way, then afterwards he's like, you want to
go karaokeing? I thought he meant to a karaoke bar.
I'm like sure, no, no. In the downstairs room of
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his house, he has a full karaoke He had a
full karaoke setup, a stripper pole, all kinds. Oh. He
was a party boy. He was a party like. I
walk in and then he's like, hold on, I'm gonna
get changed real quick, and I'm like he changed. He
goes upstairs, he puts on leather pants, is like crazy,
tank like. It just really brought me back to those days.
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And then he came down and I was like, oh
my gosh, Oh I gonna be a good singer. I'm
gonna be so disgusted with this whole thing, and then
he was terrible. And that's when we fall in love
with him, because I was like, we should bring out
old pictures of because I feel like Eddie and Edwin
are a lot alike. When I first met Eddie, oh
my god, we first time we had a party, He's like, Okay,
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I'm gonna clear all the furniture out of the living room.
I'm like, what are you in college when we're having
like a dinner party. Don't clear the furniture out. Oh,
I put it all on the garage so we can dance.
I'm like, oh, you're weird. And then he would wear
like Gene. I remember he wore jeans and then a
jean vest with no shirt underneath it, or maybe it
was a T shirt, and I'm like, what the fuck
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are you wearing? Where are you wearing that? Well? I
all I know is we must have talked about on
the pod that Edwin and I always get an arguments
in Vegas. Did we discuss that or something? Yeah? I
think you did, And then people were saying did you
did you? Well? Everyone and their mother As I'm walking
through like Vegas Casino. The night we went to the club.
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They're like, did you guys get in a fight yet? Good? Ever,
you're good. I'm like, oh my god, yeah, it's you
know what's gonna get me and Eddie in a fight? What?
I'm sure all the married women out there can resonate
with this. He will ask me at breakfast, so what
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are we having for dinner? What's for dinner? I'm like,
I don't know. I'm barely getting through breakfast. He'll text me, Hey,
I'm from office. Hey, I think I'm coming up from
the office for for lunch. Do we have any food? Well,
I don't know. You live here. You look in the
same refrigerator. I do, like, stop asking me what's for dinner?
Stop it my nuts, I thankfully because I have very
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different Like he like likes tons of meat and stuff
like that, and I don't. Yeah, so I just do
macro plate for him and I just throw it like
I'm like, do you actually cook? I cook for the kids,
but not for him. No. Oh, you know, like I can,
like I make like my favorite salads and stuff like that.
But he always says, you used to cook until I proposed,
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and now you're like, I hate to cook. I would
have to say, Eddie does do more of the cooking
than I do, just because he and I love it,
because he cooks healthy, very healthy. So but I'm like,
don't ask me what's in the refrigerator. You opened the
same refrigerator I do every single day. Um I know. Oh,
also you guys tuning in, I want to apologize. I
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am from my cell phone today because it's crazy weather
here in Los Angeles. It's raining again and apparently now
we have all power outages. Did you see the five
Freeway yesterday? No? No, did you see Chris Collins? And
it's the story. I'm deceased by this. So Chris Colin
was a producer that was on Orange County and also
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in Beverly. Yeah, I don't follow him anymore. Oh I
love him now we buy made up. But I got
mad at him. And well he's book a lot like
you hear about. Everybody knows who Chris Colin is. Well,
the other day it was the day of the really
bad storms and on his Instagram he had a picture
of like it's there was like a mudslide and so
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the whole pool was muddy, but then there was an
alligator head and I was like, oh my God, and
I texted, like, there's a crocodile on your pool? What
the hell? And then he sent me the link the
Amazon length he did a ship Francis Ki, Oh my alligator.
I was like the amount of times I checked my
pool to see if an alligator got mine. Do alligators?
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We don't have alligators? What are you talking about? We
don't have alligators. Well, we have alligators where I grew up.
And I also have to bring up one other thing. Seriously,
down there is an alligator walking down the street in Encino.
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna throw that out there. It's
just not happening. I mean, maybe coyotes, maybe raccoons, but
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I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say with about ninety nine
percent sure there's no alligators walk in the streets there.
Well good, because I'm scared of him. Because somebody told
me that if you run and you zig zag, that's
how alligat can't catch up with you. And then I
heard that that was a wives down so I have
no idea how to escape. Well, now I'm afraid of bears.
I've always been afraid of bears. I'm afraid of animals.
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But we went and watched Cocaine Bear on I think
Friday night, Saturday, I can't remember what it was. We
had a date night. If you went saw Cocaine Cocaine Bear.
Eddie picked it. He goes, I don't know if you're
gonna like this, And that's where the what's to eat started?
I had to eat like eight, like at four o'clock.
So he calls me coming up from the office, what's steep?
I don't know, look yourself. But anyways, so we went
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to Cocaine Bear earlier, I think it's like at six o'clock,
and it was stupid, but it was funny. But it
was like I stayed awake the first movie I've stayed
awake out a movie theater and I can't tell you
how long. Well, now I want to see it, but
I can't because I'm too invested and you can't take
your kids gory things in there. Those of you guys
who are crime junkies, you need to watch the Murdock Murders.
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There's a documentary on HBO Max, there's a documentary on Hulu,
there's one on Netflix. I'm now listening to a podcast
about the trial. It is so good and right now
the trial's happening in real time, and we're gonna find
out if the if the guy. But it is okay,
I'm you're gonna get obsessed, but I know we're supposed
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to be talking. Send it to me. Send it to me.
By the way, guys, we all we always talk about housewives,
but Teddy and I talk about other things too, you know,
in a shock, believe it or not, we do discuss
other things other than housewives. Yeah, we talk about Kim Zulsiac. Yeah,
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and guess what. Her house is no longer on the
chopping block on the chopping block, so I don't know.
Maybe she sold some firkins and we're good to go now. Well,
her daughter, I mean, I don't want to see them
out of their house. But her daughter had said they
went to this in November, so they raise money, make
a payment, and then hopefully in six months she doesn't
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go through this again. But that's that's a very stressful
way to live, for sure, very very very Oh gosh,
he's not I'm even scared to touch because of all
the text message I've gotten since Can we talk about that?
I actually want to talk about that just a little bit,
because since we had Jacqueline on Melissa, who I am
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friends with, reached out to me and said, that's not true,
and it kind of like she got upset about it
the part where she was DMan or texting or whoever
Dan Yelle trying to get on the show. And so
I did a little bit of research. I talked to
Dave Quinn about it, and he says, actually, Andy says
that's not true, and it's written in the book. I
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couldn't find that statement, but Melissa said I was. I was.
I wasn't using Dan Yelle to get on the show.
I had written a post on Facebook about sprinkle cookies saying,
what would you do if you brought sprinkle cookies to
someone house and they threw them in the garbage because
they thought they were cheap? Is that rude? Question? Mark?
And I didn't say Teresa's name, but Danielle inbox me
on Facebook and was like, Hey, I feel so bad
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about your story. You should come have lunch with me
on camera, you know, thinking that I would go on
camera and rip my sister in law apart. And then
she goes on to say, did the producers go behind
Teresa's back and message us yes, about being on the show.
But everybody knows that's what they do, and it is
what they do, Like whoever has filmed in the past,
or they've contacted every one of my friends and I'm
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sure yours too, that you've been in the background whenever
you signed that waiver. The producers in the future always
look at that waiver and go, oh, maybe she's good,
you know, And they contracted every family member and friend.
I know that was casting. Andy did say, I remember
Teresa calling screaming, and she never and she never called me.
She was really pissed about the casting. I didn't think
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they were best friends, but I never expected Teresa to
get pissed like that. So Melissa, I we apologize. We
should have her on the pod. The one thing that
I did say is if you listen to the pod,
I think that I was quite fair to both sides
and hearing it out. I mean, at one point I
even said to Jacqueline, that's bullshit, But I said, of course,
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we are going to ask all the pressy questions, and
the same way that the second that I was on,
you know, I go on any other podcast, their first
question asking me is Lisa Vanner. Like everybody knows, what
to ask to get, you know, press information or whatever.
That's why you go on a pot you you got
to expect that you're going to be asked the hard questions,
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the question Hopefully you will come on so we can
talk to her. There was another thing that the Gorga
said on their podcast, on Display with Melissa Gorga. She
revealed that she believed her sister in law is being
led by a very strong force and explained she's never
had Judea's ever gone the It's hard off camera to
speak negatively about them. It's getting scary if we're being honest, guys,
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there's some scary shi and like a lot of this
stuff that we previously read that we discarded, I am
now no longer going to discard because I'm starting to
believe that this may be true and it's actually very scary.
It's something we want to stay very far away from.
I think even the writing is on the wall with
just the actions. I have never seen Joe's sister act
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this way on the show. Outside of the show, ever,
She's never rallied like this. Joe also stated that he's
not going to mention names, but someone's going around digging
about him. He also asserted that he has not participated
anything nefarious. They are wasting their time because can you
know they're essentially saying, if something is going to be
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exposed by us, you'd see it. Then. Teresa is on
with Bryce on Entertainment tonight, and she said, now that
I went back and watched all the seasons, it was
both of them. My brother calls me guards garbage, not
sticking with garbage like you. Gets tears in her eye
because it's sad that they were best friends growing up.
She says. When I say fame and money, people want
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to do anything to be famous, and it's just sad.
So it's just a heartbreaking though, right. But the point
is they are both flowing at it wrong. Yeah, and there,
I mean, this whole story of Melissa's telling about, you know,
somebody's having people go after and dig deep into their lives, um,
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and it's scary. I don't under I don't quite understand
why she's bringing this up. Is this something that is
she talking about something in the future that comes up,
or is it going to be a whole season of
digging shit up on the Gore guys. I think everybody's
contin Yeah, I think the main context of what we
just read is something involving Louis and and alleged control.
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Because essentially what they say and I'm not saying this,
I want to talk to Louis. I have no idea,
but I what they say in any form of when relationships,
you know, you get alienated from everybody else in your life. Yeah,
so that you have that one person. I don't know
if that's what she's alluding to, but when I read that,
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that's what I take from it. Do you do you agree?
I don't know, because I didn't. I don't really know.
I know when there's a story that's written, a lot
of the pieces are not in there, the context behind it,
Like why is she saying? This is what's left out?
It's It's definitely got my eyes open. I'm curious to
see what this is all about. Um. I would love
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to have Melissa on to ask her. I would I
would love to have her on too. Also, the Real
House of Beverly Hills Lady celebrate Crystal's fortieth birthday. She's
only forty. I didn't really she was so young. And
everybody seems like they're getting along. Um, so no new
Housewives or is this just obviously you can't post with
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new housewives. You can't post with new housewives. But there
was a lot of videos and they were showing what
everybody was calling Dreet's twin, which I know who that is.
That's her name's Claudine Keene. She's Robbie Keane's wife. They
must have just moved back to California because I always
thought they lived I don't know, London or something like that.
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I know that Robbie Keane is like a used to
be a big time soccer player. Well he's from Ireland,
right and he's a big time soccer player, Yeah, big time.
And but what I can say about Claudeine is she
has always been so lovely, so nice. I got you
know her because she's Dreet's best friend, like actual best Oh,
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she's actually her best friend. Yeah, so she never lived here,
but she used to. Oh is that why we never
saw her? Has she ever filmed on the show before?
I don't know. I mean I've been with yes, like
I feel like the fiftieth birthday party. I don't know
if she's ever been miked before. But I do know
from an inside person, not on the show, but somebody
else one of the fourteen from Crystal's birthday. She's not
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one of those no, but uh no, but that she
had a mic on. She's very pretty. She's very pretty,
she's very sweet. Um My guess is maybe she'd be
a friend of or she's coming in and maybe she
was just at the party. Why does everybody have to
But they don't mike you unless you're of interest, Like
I had five friends, they're not mike. Okay, why didn't
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you go? Do you just don't? You won't film? I
won't philm But I mean that being said. I also
didn't get invited, but I don't. I think that's Oh
I got an invitation. You're so full of it? Did
you really know? But I like Crystal, But I've already
told Crystal repeatedly that I wouldn't film under those circumstances.
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So I wasn't doing shade there by not getting invited. Um,
but all this kissing and goodness, I want to know,
Like dret addressed what Erica said about Tom, I mean
what Erica said about Pek yet, Like have they gotten
into the drama? What do you think? Yes, I don't
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think they've gotten to any drama yet. I feel like,
I'm curious to how this season's gonna go down, because
I'm gonna say it without Lisa Renna, this picture looks
off to me. That looks off to me. I'm sorry,
I mean, you have to. Here's the thing. You have
to have a shit stir. You have to. I mean,
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looking at this unless Jurie's gonna come back as her
former joy Yeah, yeah, well she does have brown hair now, yeah,
maybe this is a new persona. I did text her.
I think her hair looks incredible, that color. I think
she looks beautiful. She's glowing. So and then Garcella has
long red hair. Yes, And I was gonna say Erica
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looks very thin. She does very thin. I have been
saying workout posts from her as well, which she didn't
used to post um. But my friend that one of
them was that was there. She was like, Teddy, I'm
so confused, like why wasn't there any music or anything
at the party. It was I'm like, you realize that
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when you go to a filmed housewife party, you're you're going,
you're an extra, You're going, and like you're there in
the background, there's no there's no music. Every once in
a while, they'll put on um music, the SAT three songs.
It's that it's like porn music. Yeah, it's like porn music.
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Not that I watched porn no, never, never, But I hope,
you know, hopefully, hopefully, I think figured out what is
this next story? You know, we've already been digging into this.
You want to read it? Oh my god, Robin Cocktail's
reports one scene hugging another woman in a laundry mat glorified.
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Gossip Girl rewrites Robin statement as a joke. So so
this is a post that was on Bravo and Cocktails.
It's a picture. Is that him for sure? That's definitely him,
that's him, And it has another girl with a heart
over her face so you can't see her spotted hugging
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arms around each other in a laundry matt last Monday
when CSU played n SU and the woman is a
director of athletics at s R CSU. We already looked
her up, we found all her info. She's a private person,
so that's why they put the little hard over her
in this picture. Let's just say in the switchure, they
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are not hugging. They're not hugging, so just they're looking
like they're looking at something on like a phone, which,
if we're playing Devil's Up, that's exactly what they look like.
They look like they're looking at a phone. And what's
he doing at a laundry Matt things. I don't know.
I'm a I'm not a basketball coach. But lau was
in sports, right was he. That's why he's a coach.
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He has a coach. So he's talking with the director
of athletics. Big deal. I don't know. I mean that,
I don't think. I think people are. That proves nothing.
This is as bad. This is as bad as what
the girls were doing with Chris. Yeah, we don't know yet.
Just because he allegedly had the other incident doesn't mean this.
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It has to be that. And I don't love that
this girl is probably gonna get thrown through the mud
without his knowing any more information. They could just work together.
I'm not buying any of it. That's just my gut feeling.
Um Oh, let's take a little break and then we're
gonna come back and talk about the reunion. Okay, first
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and foremost, as we talk about the reunion. Um, And
he showed up, clocked in and worked for his page
like this reunion. He certainly did, and he wasn't letting
Giselle get away with anything. He wasn't letting her get
away with anything. Um, neither were the editors. I mean,
the editors are so mad that Wan Dixon storyline is
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not here right now. They're doing callbacks to the last reunion.
Robin said, I'm so glad Wan Dixon is not here
right now. I mean they are, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
a lot. It was a lot. Um Candice saying her
dwindling uterus as a liar. Oh yeah. Talking about Giselle,
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I'm like, where does she come up with the stuff?
It just rolls off of her tongue. I don't know.
But what about when Ashley sees the footage of Chris
supposedly flirting and she does all these backsteps right, and
then she's like, wow, this doesn't actually match up and
bubba and then yeah, well my friend says that it's
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it's rewording and the mouth. Does that matchup? I've never
known I saw that. Her friend Deborah says that it
was like dubbed or something like, No, it's not dubbed.
He wasn't flirting. Well, then if that's the case. Here's
the thing, editors, we want you to zoom in so
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we can see exactly what Deb's claiming is not true,
because I don't believe it for a second. I don't
think that editors are ever that they're not going to
change the true. They're not going to help somebody out. Also, no,
if he was flirting, they would have showed it. It's
just not simple. But can we I've got to also
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talk about Karen for a second. What the hell is
Karen doing this entire reunion? She's just sitting there dreaming
about twenty wit candles, like she seems out to lunch. Well.
Giselle also has like this very like she's very in
her head thinking because I think she knows a lot
has come her way and she's getting accused of a
lot of things, and she's just kind of like what's
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coming next? I didn't I mean, I think, I mean,
at least Giselle had moments of being vulnerable and honest
and like you even saw when Giselle starts to break
down when she's talking about her surgery and all of
those things. Eight hour surgery? Is that what she said? Yeah,
that's crazy. But she starts to get upset, and then
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she goes says something to Andy like let's talk about
this later. He's like, no, no, we're talking about it
now right now. I know, let's talk about it right now.
Then Robin definitely stepped in around shit when she said
everything we everything we do, should be on camera, and
then they flashed to two weeks later, Robin at watch
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what happens. I'm talking about the wand stuff. I know.
I mean that that that's even definitely come in a
bitter in the ass since the reunion was filmed obviously
before she went ahead and announced all that, Um, well
do you how do you make a statement like that
and then two weeks later go and sell it on Patreon?
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I mean, I guess at that point, why not make
money off of it? You're already your heart's probably already broken,
You're probably so embarrassed, you're like, you have two options,
either hide or you capitalize on your misfortune or just
shut your mouth. But how about what do you think
the reasoning for Robin them showing Robin saying I gotta
go change my tampon and were they just trying to
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put there? I don't think a woman would have done
that that was definitely done by a guy. And one
of my friends talked about this, like, oh, but there's there.
They're in the Girl's Trip. There was also a reference
to periods and tampons with Leah, but then all the
other women's make a joke like, uh, who gets their
period in anymore? So some nineteen eighties I know? Right? Um,
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I definitely think it was showing they want to show
her real life. There it was, yeah, I still got
my period. And then there's a lot of talk about
the podcast, about the live shows, eighty podcasts and four
million downloads. That's good, congratulations to them, Yeah, congratulations, But
what about how Karen doesn't even have she First she
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said that it was Wendy Williams that inspired her. Then
she said it was Cara Burnett, and then Andy asked
who the Ladams are and they're Karen's fans, and then
she said what. Then he said, what would the Karen's be?
I mean, what would Robbins be? And she answers, she answers,
boring what I have to say. I've garnered a little
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announce of sympathy when Robins called the B word just
because you know it may or may not happen to
me before boring. I don't think Robin or Gizelle are
boring at all, especially when they did all the flash
vaccines of Robin getting a people's face. Yeah, I mean,
I think they're great TV. I think, are you trying
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to say that I'm boring? Cam that I don't think
you're boring. I think that your problem was on the show,
that you were too much inside your head, worried about
what you're gonna do and what you're gonna say and
what people are gonna think. And I think that you've
overcome that and you're not that person anymore. I know.
But the problem is now I'm the reverse which like
I have, which makes you the perfect housewife. So you
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need to go on Ultimate Girl's Trip and get your
goddamn diamond back. Maybe I should just go to Potoma.
Can really stir the ship up. Let's go, guys, Maybe
we can just you know what you should do, you
should be like you just you into different franchise to talk.
Maybe I'll just step in hold on. I would get
eaten alive in Potoma. But I was laughing at the
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part where they panned to Wendy and I know we
were jumping all over the place in this reunion. But yeah,
when Mia tries to get Wendy and she's like, yeah,
and let's talk about your and she alludes to her
showing her her cookie. Yeah, I think that between the
cook he's in the lobsters. I was getting like, I
was a little getting a little confused. What do you
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think a lobster? What is she talking? What did she
mean by the lobster? She was saying, you have sex
for lobsters because Mia was a stripper at the Lobster.
Oh yeah, okay, it's coming back to me. She was
a stripper at the strip club that served a lobster
and steak. Then my next question is what about when
Mia starts flinging it out that Wendy had sex with
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Pete Peter Peter. I felt like that was retaliation, Like
she just threw that up because she was saying something
that was pissing her off. Did she agree to it
or she said she didn't? Did she she didn't? Here's
what I can say. There was a moment in Wendy's
eyes where she looked emotional after that happened, like it
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was like a total something that definitely hit her. But
I'm trying to think of I was in that situation
and somebody were to say, Teddy, you had sex with
this person, and clearly I didn't. I think I would
last like, I don't know that. So who cares who
she did? She didn't buried? And when did this happen?
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They're saying right before the filming? Oh, I didn't watch that. Hey, okay,
I'm sorry. Please, I'm sorry. I'm paying attention. Um, I
didn't realize it was then. I had a very hard
time watching this. I don't know why. I don't know
if it's because I watched it at five o'clock in
the morning or what, but I think it's because you
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were trying out CBD seltzers. I. Well, I was turning
out THHC seltzers. I went to Eddie and I went
to the dispensary yesterday, which doesn't happen very often, to
get to try out different competitors a little. Um, you know,
THHC and the seltzer never heard anybody. We're coming out
with our own. But the ones at the at the
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dispensary are ten milligrams of THC on up. That's a lot.
I don't want that. I want little bit that you
can go out and drink, get a little buzz, have
another one, get a little buzz like you do alcohol
and not have a hangover in the morning. Yeah, yeah,
well I want to try. I think the less that
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um I drink alcohol, the better I feel. Shocking. Yeah
well oh duh. I just I'm having a hard time
metabolizing it lately. If I drink, I just no matter.
If I have one glass of wine, I feel like
shit the next day. Well, let's be honest, how often
are we having one? We're either having none or lots.
I only drink I don't rarely will drink at home
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because Eddie doesn't drink, but socially, but once you open
the cannon worms, it's hard. Um, and my anxiety is terrible.
Which what was good that I was sick in Vegas
because I didn't have the opportunity to get out of control?
Or did Edwin drink because he's not a big drinker.
Oh Edwin drank Edwe got kicked out of his own
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at the nightclub the karaoke stop it first Dan, so
we all were but like during the karaoke, we were
standing on the couch like it's like, yeah, it's called
this place Off the record. It's so funny. You guys
should go in Vegas. It's my favorite because it's not
like a boom boom boom club, like it's they play
eighties and nineties and they have all this music and
then they have these little private rooms that are for karaoke.
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So we had those rented out for his different teams,
and the guy warned us, he said, get off the couches,
But like, try telling that to a room of like
twenty dudes singing karaoke like I've got raands and low
like this, and I just see the little the little
(33:48):
uh flashlight on Edwin and I'm like, this can't be good.
And he's like, I said to get off the couch,
come here, and I'm like I just followed right behind
Edwin and Edwin's like just walks up to music like yeah.
He's like you need to go, and I was like,
oh no, But then ed One's like okay, and it
just puts his head down and we walk out. And
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then I was like, you just got kicked out of
your own party. And he goes few because it's midnight.
I'm tired, Oh my gosh. But then all those guys
were all proud of them. The next day, I'm like,
tuts are so funny, Like the fuck that they're all
proud of this. What about When Andy says Ashley flip
flop her stance on violence this season, Ashley says, no,
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yea defense and made sure she was okay after the
fight with Mia. Ashley also feels no one held me
as feet to the fire. Ashley brings up how a
couple of seasons ago, everyone told Monique that she was
a misrepresentation of black women then Andy. Then Andy tells
Giselle her reaction to me as hypocritical to how she
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reacted with Monique. Giselle says that throwing a drink is
completely different than beating someone. But this is my question.
I mean, yes, one's worse than the other, but they're
both pretty bad. They're both bad. But also Jisal saying
that she didn't stand up for Wendy being assaulted by
me because she doesn't like her. Yeah, okay, so that's
(35:15):
all right? Oh that really shows the world compass there, right.
I mean, I always say like, I'm on the side
of right. I don't care who you are, if you're
my friend or my enemy, and you did something. You know,
especially my friends, they do something that's really bad. I
don't have a problem calling them out, even on the show. Yeah,
it's like you just don't shut your mouth just because,
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Oh I don't like that person, so I'm not gonna
give her any credit like that. Does that doesn't fly
with that? Yeah, doesn't fly with me. But then Andy
brings up, you know, a tough topic of colorism, and
he basically said that, you know, he didn't feel comfortable
moderating it, and asked if they should bring a moderator in,
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and they talked to every single one of them and
they said no. Um. It was a very interesting segment
on the show. I think, I think, I think listen. Yeah,
so that's why it's important that they do have those
conversations for um. Okay, then we get to finally Jacqueline comes.
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I really think they need to make Jacqueline a housewife
next season. I hope they don't. I do too. No,
there's no way they're gonna get rid of her. They
have to bring her full time. I think she is.
I think they they're going to probably have to keep
Mia as well, right, I don't know, I mean probably,
I feel like, Mia is so full of shit, it's
coming out of our eyeballs. What is that you're saying?
(36:45):
Or where did I get that? I don't know, probably
have a lot of them. But but Mia saying she
doesn't feel like you know, Jacqueline is a peasant or
beneath her. It was like, really, because that's how you
treat her. Every chance that she got, she said something
but me. Definitely, her tone change when Jacqueline came out,
like she knew that, like Jacqueline has things on her,
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but in her her excuse was I just felt overwhelmed.
She says she doesn't want her under her, she doesn't
want to be above her. She just felt overwhelmed. I
don't think that was feeling overwhelmed. Well, then Jacqueline says
that MIA's unhinged, me as like, I don't know what
you're talking about. And then they bring up the group chat,
saying Jacqueline's houses and foreclosure, she has foodstance card and
(37:30):
is living off an unemployment check. Jacqueline asked why she
would start that when her family businesses and shambles. Mia
pulls out a box of receipts and so does Jacque.
That's pretty that's how they end it. Yeah, but MIA's
text in the group chat she needs to be planning
what's for dinner with her food? Hold on, wait, she
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put that in a group check chat with Jacqueline in it. Yes,
I think it's like The Housewife, you know how Yeah, franchises,
there's like a group chat. Um. But I like that.
I feel like Jacqueline wears her emotions on her should
like she's if she feels like crying, she cries, if
she gets upset, she's you know, she's she feels true
(38:14):
to like it. Even the whole thing about her sister
being MIA's nanny, Like she acts like Mia was acting
like it was all these favors, but it's it really
seems like maybe financially, uh, MIA's helped out Jacqueline from
time to time, but maybe Jacqueline needs to help me
out right now? Yeah? Um? But then I just I
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think we're gonna get a lot more juice as this continues. Well,
I did you see that next week is supersized, So
not only do they get three reunions, but next week
is ninety minutes. I know, how do you think everybody
will get more for the ninety minutes or just Robin
because Robins? Is that where your mind goes? Yes, because no,
you get more money per reunion, but only one yeah,
(39:03):
per episode of the reunion. No, but you get more
per like if it's a if it's a one er
reunion or a tour, you're like, shit, yeah, I mean
you're always hoping for three, you're always hoping for more.
Can you get more money? But yeah? But that's what
I mean. So your question is what do you think? Who?
Do you it's because this is ninety minutes? Does that
mean Robin's going to get an extra boost for contributing
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that last thirty minutes? Do you think that? Do you
think that? Are you convinced at that last thirty minutes
is just about Robin? I would say that fifty percent
already has been just about Robin. I don't know, we
have to see. Probably not. I'm gonna say no, probably not.
All right, Well, at least Robin will have another season. Now,
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can we talk about this kind of felt like a
mean you moment? But when Robin says to um, Giselle,
what's the age difference between you and Jason? And Giselle's like,
I'm not a mathematician, so I don't know, and then
Robbin's like, I'll do it sixteen years years and they're like,
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you just see the I do appreciate a true friendship
on House Lives even though people get up, even though
they're on different couches this episode, like they still have
a way to connect. They're laughing, which then led me
to believe, what's our age difference in years? Mathematician, So
you're forty one, Yes, it is fourteen years, so we
(40:34):
are closer in age, So I don't feel like we're
a big age difference. So I guess I could imagine
dating someone sixteen years younger than you. I would rather
eat worms than have somebody sixteen young tew years younger?
Sorry how much younger? Used? Eddie's five years younger than me?
Oh that's nothing. Yeah, he's fifty. Then why did everybody
(40:57):
make such a big deal about that because he looks
because he looks so young, because he's hot, but you're
hot too, I don't know, he looks young. I don't know.
I think because they was kind of marketed like that
when you first got on the show, like Tamra's younger
boy toy, so people thought he was like drastically younger
than me. Five years five years is truly nothing. Edwin's
(41:21):
five years older than me. Yeah, it feels like nothing.
But I'm trying to think if somebody was sixteen years
younger than me, how old would they be? If I'm
forty one, a toddler, like I'd be dating a guy
in college twenty five? I can't imagine. Yeah no, could
you imagine dating a twenty five year old? No? Dating
(41:41):
them the first time around when I was twenty five? Yeah? No,
the worst. So Giselle, how old is Giselle? Fifty? I
don't know. He's thirty six? So what's thirty six plus sixteen?
Do you have a pin and paper right now to
add this stuff? I'm dead, he's uto, yeah, um, fifty
(42:06):
two and he's no, my son is that age? No? No,
no no. When I was younger, thinking that my mom
was thirty six, and I was like, she's so old.
Now I'm older than that. Oh I do too, I remember,
Oh God, she's so old, and I'm like, huh, well,
I'm really excited. The fan thoughts there, we got a
lot of fan thoughts. We here are some. They constantly
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dismissed Wendy, which I agree on even two, even though
I thought Wendy really came up. We didn't like Wendy
at the beginning, like she kind of bugged us at
the beginning of the season, but I feel like she
came out on top at the end of this season, like, well,
she kind of there's one more episode, let's see what happens. Um,
Gezelle is a hypocrite. Do you think she's a hypocrite? Yeah,
(42:52):
I mean I think in order to be a pretty
good housewife, you've got to be a hypocrite. Yeah. I
think that all of us housewives are hypocrites in some way. Yeah,
and holding Gizelle accountable for not sharing her life, Um,
I did find that quite interesting. And as you know,
this is the first season I'm watching Potomac. Um, we
don't know a lot about I mean, just from what
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I've seen. Is it always been like this all the
years she's been on a lot about her life. Yeah,
she's one to kind of always stir it up, but
not But really, if you think about some of the
most iconic shit stirs, you don't know a ton of that. Okay,
that's like Erica, we don't know a ton The only
reason we know anything about this lawsuit stuff is because
(43:33):
it's all over. But I considered Eric a shit ster. No,
she can be at times, Um, I not, she's not.
I don't think she is. I think, but Giselle is
a thousand percent a shit stir You even see her
stirring the ship on Ultimate Girl's Trip in the previews.
But did you see you when Andy asked if she
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was going to have Jason on next season and it
was after you'd already said that she wasn't sharing her life,
and she's like looked up and she's like, yeah, like shit,
damn it. If I want this first seat next season,
I gotta get on board. Demote me and give Jacqueline
her flute. They have flutes, they have flutes. Why would
(44:16):
they have flutes. It's pajamac none for fluting. What's a flute? No,
it's not a flute. It is a Champagne flute. I know,
I don't. I mean, I wasn't sure. I obviously have
an issue with blind clearly we know about that. And
then it is Karen even there. People are like us,
(44:37):
Karen even there, She's I told you she was terrible
this reunion all right, Well we're done anyway, but you guys,
we are so excited we are back. Miami's gonna be juicy.
What else are we watching? Jersey and Girls Trip? We
are like jam packed, Well Girls trips not for a while,
it's not It's not till March twenty third, so we
have a little while. But that's right, right, I know,
(44:59):
I guess by so fast past March third, that's the
day before we leave for Vegas. I know you know
we're doing we're doing a podcast do we have and
we're going to have a special gas for our podcast
somebody from Orange County. But hopefully my WiFi will be
fixed by the next episode, so I don't have to do.
You better put your floatyes on when you walk today.
(45:19):
I know it's I don't like when it's cold and
rainy here. I love it. Not me and my kids
are out of school today too, so they're like banging
down my door right now, and to bribe them, like
give me one hour, all right, okay, girl may