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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi, guys, Welcome to another episode of to Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Judge.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello, I feel like I haven't spoken even though I
saw you the other day. I feel like we haven't
podcasted in like months. Why does it now so long?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, it's been two weeks, and one week is basically
a month in my life. Yeah, so it does feel
like quite a while. But here we are. We are back.
It is Manny twenty five. Well a little bit. And
then I saw the other day two days in a row,
and I'm like, I'm having good still have a lingering cough.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Fire five for you. My twenty twenty five resolution to you.
I don't want to hear another fucking thing about this cough.
Oh my god, it needs to be gone. So it
started out as COVID, then it turned into bronchiitis. It
is literally attacked everything in me. Like now I'm having
issues with my bladder that my energy level.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm like, is this it? Am I dying? I don't
even know what's going on. My cough is now at
least dry. I'm not hacking up shit all day long.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But it's just it's just so, who would you like
five weeks five weeks, if this is your end, Tam,
who would you like to replace you?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Somebody with a name search of the T please.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, that's gonna be hard. I mean we've got Teresa.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, that ain't gonna work around podcasts.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So no, sorry, you can't die because our other options
are Tailor and Tinsley. So hmm, you're gonna have to
keep it together for a couple more years.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, what I almost died over is uh Edwin's thirst
trap post. And then my husband commenting, oh, well did
you see that all? First of all, I said, I go,
what's going on with it? I mean, he's got Edone's
got a lot of thirst trap posts going on, right.
And then and I told Eddie, I said, is he
not eating? And He's like, I don't know, I don't know.
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And then what I did know is what Eddie responded,
let's go like because he's trying to get back, well
he's always been in shape, but he's trying to like
get the abs and stuff like that. But Eddie goes
crazy with his emojis, and I'm like dude, what the
fuck like fire emojis like I can't even defend you anymore. Well,
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
La South Bay Guy three ten then responded to Eddie
they both need to come out of the closet and
hook up, to which then Eddie replied that the reply
it is just like he needs to ask you what
to reply first.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh, I know, says.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The little bitch who plays with white little balls, because
La South Bay Guy's profile pic is golf.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I know. Well Eddie's Instagram stories like he's like, did
you watch my story? I go no, I refuse to
fucking watch your stories. They annoy the shit at me
and his emoji of himself like why it always?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Why is he always doing that?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't know. If edbody else says something to him,
he will listen, but he will not listen to me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, I do know that Eddie and Edwin are one
step away from getting muted.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh yes, muted, muted.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm not going to block them, but they might need
to get muted.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And the maybe we can shadow ban them both. Eddie's
always posting about pharmaceutical stuff and you know nutrition and
this is bad for you, and then conspiracy theories and
I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I had to tease Edwin a little it because not
only was there the third strap photo, then he did
this post about, oh my gosh, hold on, let me see,
let me see if I can find it and listen.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I love.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I have so much love for Edwin, and I know
that he is very passionate about things, but this one
kind of cracked me up. Welcome to flight twenty twenty five.
We're prepared to take off into the new year. Please
make sure your attitude and blessings are secured and locked
in in an upright position.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Did he say amen? Afterwards?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean it goes on and on, but I was like,
what is.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Wrong with these two? They need to get you right? Media?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Did did you guys? Did any comment?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Amen? I mean he's not relig just like that. He'd
be like, let's go choo choo emoji hearts chu chu
chu chu fucking dork.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Can we imagine the hell I would get right now
if I posted a photo of my like abs as
a stagnant post and was like, they'd be like you
slut beste. But everyone and were like, yes, king, get it,
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get it, boy, get it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh you're fire yay. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
My favorite part is tam goes. Was it you or Michelle?
Who goes? I went through and looked to see if
I get any pretty girls that commented, and then I
wanted to write shit to him.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I know, well there was one that I'm like, oh really,
oh okay. So I went and looked at her stuff
and she was private, but I'm like, I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm now you follow her.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
A little much? If I sent her a friend request,
I thought maybe I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh god, I wanted to respond like get it, and
then I was like, no.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
No, you got it, boy, go now got a hamburger?
Get it, tiger?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But yeah, no, that was that was an interesting post
to see as I'm heading out with the kids for
New Year's Eve. But I was like, you know what,
go for it. Go for it, like post the picks.
I mean, I don't have those abs. I have like
I have side and then I have.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So what's worse, the thirst traps or the preaching.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, he's very passionate about the preaching, so I can't
dog him out on that. The thirst trap just made
me laugh a little bit because it went along with
I mean, I get it. I get why he would
want to show off his body. He has a good body,
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but I also.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
He looks like he's a buck twenty five right now.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
We're weighing in more than he is at this point.
After this cold well and I had a chocolate croissant.
Oh should I? Should I post a thirst trap? And
then can you comment like HATTI hotty body?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
No, no, I'm going to do something like shit emojis.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Guys. Here's the thing. I laugh because if not I
would cry. So this is where we are.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I do cry.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But yeah, it was there were highs and lows of
this Christmas in New Year's you know, I thought I
was going to be able to spend Christmas with the family,
and then it became like kind of a decision that
we had to, you know, split it up. And if
that is the new normal, it does make sense. It
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just was like kind of hit me like a ton
of bricks. It's the first time I haven't been with
my kids on the holidays. And then I actually was
one hundred percent I myself on Christmas Day and Christmas
Eve because I didn't know until a day or two.
I guess it was the twenty third I found out,
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So it's not like I can like fly home to
my parents, like my siblings or anything like that. They
live across the country. So I just sat at Kyle's house,
and you know what, STK, STK can fuck all the
way off. Because I went to order food on Christmas
because I really I'm when they were open. Postmates was open,
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but I'm like one of those people that craves like
turkey and mashed potatoes and cranberry and all the things.
So I'm like typing in on Postmates and then in
all caps it wrote Christmas Dinner for one, and I
was like, you know what, it's rude.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You know that that is rute. You're all thank you,
thank you, and but you know that's the one I purchased.
And I was like, I send a friend to one
eight hundred rent a friend.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I could have gone and hung out with friends, but
all my friends have kids, and I felt like that
would have kind of made me feel your water breast.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I think that you should solidify your custody now that
you're going through it and you see what it's like
to be without him on the holidays, like, for instance,
mine was you know, every year he'd have him Christmas Eve,
I'd have him Christmas Day. Then the next year he'd
have him Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You know, see I didn't I as a kid, I
did not like that when my parents did it that
way because then it doesn't let the other parents travel.
I was in third grade. So as as a mom, like, yes,
I would love to be able to do that, But
when I think about my kids, I want whatever one
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like I would want next year if I have the
kids for Christmas, I would want to be able to
like go to my dad's and I can't do that.
I don't have family here, so like I would need
to travel like I don't want. I would rather be
sad on those days that I don't have them and
then make the next holiday an even bigger experience. And
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plus everyone is a great dad and they had an
amazing Christmas. It just was like a you know, it
was it was hard for me personally, but they ended
up having fun, and so for me, the splitting up
that portion of the holiday, I think if you all
live in California, it makes sense. Yeah, but if you'll
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figure out what's right for you guys, what works, we
will And then New Year's you know, we did the
nine PM celebration of them.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh, I was asleep the twenty seventh. I was in
the urgent care at Big Bear right, and I started
antibiotics as a bronch itos and didn't feel great. So
New Year's Eve, we just made dinner and fell asleep
by eight thirty, nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That was it, you know, So.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It was really exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Well, we were trying to you know, we left the
party we went to at like nine fifteen. Dove could
not go to sleep because I think she may have.
I mean, I had two glasses of champagne, so I
was like, you know, I need to be responsible. I'm
uber ing, but like still more than two and my
mental state probably isn't at a ten plus, Like I
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don't know how it's gonna hit me. Dove, on the
other hand, had at least twenty seven Martinelli's. The apple
they're the apple cider like. She had her like little
champagne glass but with the apple sider, the sparkling apple cider.
She just pounding them down. So then we get home
and I'm like, Dove, it's time to go to bid
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and she's like, hey, Dove, if you don't go to sleep,
I'm gonna uber kids you to Tamras.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah no, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So we're through the holidays. One of my kids went back.
Dove went back to school today. The other two go
back tomorrow. But we're back. We're back, We are back.
What are your Bravo predictions for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, so I have three Bravo predictions for twenty twenty five.
I think that I've been talking about this for a
long time, so hopefully I'll get credit for. But Bravo
will create a competition show with all the different BRA celebrities.
I think that happened.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I have pitched that show before. I really hope they do.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Enough talking about it for ten years, And Nina Weeks
will return to Bravo in some capacity. I think she will.
I think that Melissa will stay on New Jersey, along
with Margaret, Danielle, all of them, and then Teresa's going
to get a spinoff show, is what I predict. Oh, okay,
New Jersey, but who knows.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We'll see, well mine are. I think Kenya will show
up to the Atlanta reunion and apologize.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I think Britney and Jared announce an engagement after the
reunionaires so she can get her spot for next year. Yep,
And I think Real Housewives of New York will have
a cast shake up.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh yeah, that's a given. Yeah, that's my given.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But to wrap up twenty twenty four, who will win
twat of the Year? Our Twattery Awards are coming.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
And you guys were gonna put on our social media
and you can vote. We got a ton of headlines
because a lot was going on.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You take the first one because it's.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Bikes airports. So Jennifer Aiden, my favorite person was slammed,
I mean slammed to the ground and run over by
a bus for age and job shaming a Jears Mike's employee.
People called her rant disgusting. She posted a video rant
of herself in one of her relatives stopping to grab
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a sub from sandwich from Jersey Mike's on New Year's
Day at seven in the morning. There's your first problem.
Who's eating Jersey mike tuna sandwich for breakfast? In the video,
Aiden said she was so mad because she and her
cousin had stood in line for what felt like forever.
She went on, by the way, that's probably one of
the busiest travel days of the year. She went on
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to complain about how a customer who had ordered her
or ordered after her, received their food before she did. Well,
maybe they only had one sandwich, jem, or maybe they
ordered the sub and the tub by Calm your tents. Yeah,
so the eighty year old that was working there, the
amount of time she took to cut the bread was
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almost as much as were waiting in line, she said.
In the video, Aiden and her cousin claimed the elderly
woman acted like she couldn't hear I mean the aide shaming.
She also explained that she wanted to add on a
tunis up for one of her sons after she had
already ordered. She claimed the employee told her she would
have to go back in line, and.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
She that's how it works, that's actually how ordering.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
She didn't like that. However, the man told Aiden that
her request was ridiculous and refused to allow her to
add to her order. She claimed the man was a
freaking jerk and started recording him and the Jersey Mike's
employees during the altercation. Aiden said the man, who claimed
to be a law professor, said he would sue her
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for her fake jewelry if she posted the video of
him online. Fake diamonds, bitch, what do you know? You
better ask somebody. In her fake little accent, I'm so
tough Jersey girl voice, which is so annoying. By the way, girl,
if you're gonna use that voice, don't be wearing chanel. Okay,
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I'm gonna have to go with Countess Luanne money. Don't
buy your class. Aiden then shared the video she recorded
of the employees and the man who was waiting in
lying behind her. In a clip she could get sued
for that, Jennifer told the man that her husband, Bill
was a medical doctor and all her jewelry was real.
I'm a fucking celebrity, you asshole, she told another customer
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after seeing the video. Several fans and critics slammed Jennifer's
behavior online. But since that came out, an employee has
a daughter. Two there was two. An employee came after
jen and another one was the daughter of the elderly
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woman working there had some choice words as well. I mean,
I don't know if you knew know this, but ever
Eddie just asked me, what does the fire emoji mean?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Hot? Sexy?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh my god. See this is what I'm telling you.
When this guy is so freaking naive because I just
told him. I go, dude, we're ripping you right now.
And I go, I can't even defend you. I go,
and he goes, what is the fire emone? Did you mean?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, what did you think it meant? Ask him what
he thought the fire emoji met?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Like the fire em you mean to everyone else it
is sexy. Hut. Oh he's gonna die. So so also,
there is a cruise that's going on with Jen Aid. Oh,
Jen aidn't been kicked off. It sounds like allegedly Jen
Theresa and Dolores and she has been thrown overboard. Now
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she will not be on this cruise.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, they gave her the allegedly they gave her the
boot because of her actions, which clearly here's the thing,
like people can be assholes. I'm not even whatever. The
fact that she had the gull to then post herself
being such an asshole and then she was righteous in
it is where I'm really confused. And you know, you're demographic,
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like the elderly woman working at Jersey Mike's is probably
not a big huge Jen Aiden Real Housewives of New
Jersey fan.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, I don't give a shit, you know, what you
can be on a TV show, you still have to
wait in line. That's how my mind works. But when
you think you're entitled and also I'm a celebrity, I'm
sorry hear you saying, you know what I feel about that.
If you have to tell somebody you're a celebrity, you
ain't a fucking celebrity.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That is my freaking point.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's just it's almost as bad as do you know
who I am?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You know?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Most people look at me and they're like, no, no,
I don't know and don't want to No.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I mean, I'm the I want to wear a hat
and sunglasses and be undercover and not say a word
to anything about the TV show because I'm embarrassed. That's mine.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well, this next one is kind of a heartbreak, especially
now that we cover Southern charm and we love Summer House.
But Page disorbo reacts to accusation that she cheated on
Craig Conover. Days after Page announced that she and Craig
had broken up after three years of dating, a TikTok
creator posted a video accusing Page of cheating on Craig
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with an unnamed internet personality.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
This isn't quote Well, it wasn't a name. Somebody came
out with his name. He's a comedian. But she denied,
She declined, declined it. She declined.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
However, Page seemingly denied the allegation. Succinctly. That's a big
word for me, sinkly mean, succinctly like what what? Meanwhile,
telling the creator and their comments, see you in court.
That's actually just should be my response for everything. Whenever
people are like Teddy, I hope you die or you rotten. Hell,
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I just respond, you in court. Let's do that.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Let's start doing that, see you in court.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
But then, Paige confirmed that she and Craig had parted
ways during the December thirty episode of her podcast. As
Paige shared the news, she insisted the breakup was amicable,
describing Craig as one of the best people she's ever
met in her life. And you know what, I believe
that they I think it's very hard to be in
a relationship where two people want to live in different locations.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, especially when neither one of them wants to budge.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And I think they both really do love each other.
You can see when they're talking they have so much
love for one another. And I'm sure, it's a heartbreaking
situation and we don't know all the details. I also
know from watching Southern Charment I feel like Craig's going
to get a pretty brutal edit this year, which is
going to add to the breakup.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I know, I know, we did see pictures of him,
believe in Aspen. Maybe was an Aspen.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But I think it was with like all of their
mutual friends, like the gret I.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Think they are lifelong friends of his, and in the
past she had gone with him. Either way, even Andy
had expressed how sad it is they are. They were
such a cute couple and I hope that maybe some
time apart will make them realize that they really do
want to be together. But who and I don't know
why they broke.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
But yeah, but maybe they won't. But either way, neither
one of them have spoken poorly of the other, and
I did love them as a couple.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
You know, I know I'm sad about it. But speaking
of speaking badly about somebody, can we talk about me
and Yah and Gordon? Okay, So evidently Mia broke up
with Ink, and she's alluding to the fact that her
and Gordon are back together.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I don't know if she's eluding that they're back together,
but she said New Year, New Beginning, cheers to living
life to the fullest Mom and Dad, New Year's Eve,
twenty twenty five. I think she's trying to say that,
like she's focusing on her co parenting with Gordon. I
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don't know if she's saying that they're back together. I
don't think. My guess my prediction is they're not actually
back together. I think it just didn't work out with
Ink and this was becoming a shit show. And so
you know, she's.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Just confirmed to the Shade Room that she and Ink.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Have broken up, right, But she has not confirmed that
her and Gordon are back together. So I think maybe
they're just trying to go.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Like, well, I don't know why he would take her
back after all the things she said about him this season.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well, I think she's probably also doing a little damage control,
Like after watching herself this season, I'm sure she's like shit, Yeah,
I mean you have to have a little bit of
self realization afterwards.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, we're going to get into her and just a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Here, let's talk about the Bravo talk too much Instagram
post here. There was a podcast that Alex Baskin Mild
Boss tammeras Bross and it was p K and Mauricio,
and PK reveals that it was sad to watch Durie
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speak negatively about him on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't think he loved the idea, is what I'm getting,
a full blown recovery. They separated after he became sober.
He reveals she doesn't understand sobriety and the narrative she
is casting about him isn't completely truthful. He revealed on
Bravo's Hot Mike podcast that he wishes he never joined
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Beverly Hills. I mean, I think it's really tough.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
He also said in an interview on that same interview
on Hot Mike that she has changed since she's been
on the Bravo show.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Well, I think the longer you are on those shows,
if you don't have friendships outside of the show, it's
quite easy to change.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I think that we all change, just in general, especially
if you've been.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I mean especially we change our faces.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Well, your face has definitely changed a lot so far.
But you know, it is a different world that most
people do not ever get to experience being on TV.
For me, it's been sixteen years, and I don't know
what I who i'd be or what I'd be if
I wasn't on the show. I don't take the like
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for me, the show's a job. I don't think of
it as like, you know, I'm trying to be an
actress or you know, but you have to submit this
point when you're not filming. When you when you're done
with filming, there's probably a moment of yourself that shuts down. Oh,
shut down as soon as the cameras are down. I've
beat that. But I've been like that my whole life, right.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
But I don't think she used to be like that.
I think she used to be, you know, going to
do all these things with him. But I think the
show can be so taxing that then you can't give,
yeah what you originally gave, and then you know, add
kids to the mix, whatever the financial situation is.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I definitely learned about myself that, Yeah, I know that
I'm introvert, there's no denying that. But even in my
younger days, I would do plays, I'd be in drama,
and as soon as the camera turned on, that's when
my personality came out and it was almost like my
alter ego, and I feel like it's the same way
now on The Housewives.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah. The next one is Dolores Catania says she's a
little mad her Real Housewives and New Jersey castmates couldn't
put their egos aside for season fifteen.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
This makes me so happy that somebody has come forward
and said this, because you know everybody has thought it,
but to have an actual cast member say it means
so much. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I mean, she said, we didn't film last season, so
we're not coming back. We're not going to be airing
in January or February. Of course, I look forward to
seeing my cast come back on the screen, even come
back to film, but they made a mess. I'm a
little mad that everybody couldn't get it together. I really am.
On my way to that finale, I spoke to a
therapist and asked them for some tips on going in
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and speaking to the women. I wrote it down in
the car ride on the way there, and no matter
what I did on and off camera, nothing help could
tany recalls. You could see. I was defeated. I sat
there and I knew you wouldn't be seeing us for
a while. I saw it coming, and that is annoying.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
I don't just I've spore little, but sign up for
a show.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
If you're not going to talk to everybody, if you're
not going to put it in.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Right, just you have to. It's an ensemble cast, for sure.
It's also annoying that it's taking so long to fix it.
Do I miss Jersey? I do miss Jersey. Why can't
they just make the decision to get rid of certain people?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
And that's what Danielle's hair looks really good as it does.
I like he looks she looks fire emoji at Eddie.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Eddie's like, what is that? What do you mean? What
does that mean?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But in case we needed a reminder about who Lenny is,
he got engaged? Did he get engaged again? To this trick?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't know. I'm so over this dude.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
But also I don't like his comments, so like, yes,
he posts this picture, he's on his knee. I think
he's giving her a ring.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I can't really And who's there to take the damn picture?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I don't know. Probably his mom probably, but some low
key eight three one says she needs a sandwich, and
you know, which is not a great thing to say,
who cares, like you know, people's bodies, of their bodies.
But then he responds back with that's funny coming from
someone who is morbidly obese. Maybe you should consider a
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few less sandwiches. I'm like, you're a doctor.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I know, really just drop it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And like, clearly Lenny's chick is you know, matching outfits
with Lisa on New Year's like they're doing everything they
can do.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I don't think that that was intentional. I don't how
would she know what she was wearing. I can't imagine
them being good friends, right, I.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Mean, you don't think they send each other. What are
we wearing for New Year's this year? Let's post on Instagram?
Who can use the most face tuned?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
No, I don't think so. And if you're raising Hollywood
for stop, hold on.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Hollywood four doesn't exist anymore. If you did the upgrade,
oh I haven't used it. Oh never never. No, I
went I went on to try to just do a
casual like cute or something like that, and then all
of a sudden it was like whoa and look I
had no nostrils. I was like, what is going on?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Cat?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Stop it?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Lisa Barlow replied to a Bravo fan account on Twitter
and alluded to it being bron Win. Bronwin posted a
series of screenshots proving of how good a friend she
is to Lisa Barlow, and to be honest, I don't
really even want to read this. I don't if you
have to prove what a good friend you are.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah, I just don't like the constant posting of the screenshots. Now,
just the text message. If we have private text messages
and we end up in a you know, a fight
to release those text messages or to give those text
messages kind of like what happened to me this season,
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it would yeah, text messages take it out of context.
That weren't the truth we're getting, and I got ripped
about it and it's not even what I said. But
also I think it's dirty. I think it's really dirty.
I don't care how mad I get mad at you,
or how mad I get mad at somebody else or anybody.
I'm not going to release their text messages and be
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like here you go.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
If you say, if I'm friends with somebody and we
have a cute little conversation and it's funny and cute,
I'm like, oh, look here it is Look, we're so
cute together.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
But I think the problem is Bronwin. You know, I
think she was a fan favorite. I think we really
liked what she was putting out there. But now she's
starting to lose the audience. Like you who protests too much?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah, because it's so it's a nice Richards revealed she
ruptured her breast implants, not one, but two while performing
a stunt filming the third season of Special Forces.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Ouch, that's all I can say. Do you know when
you have like no, but do you know when you
have implants?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
But she you did.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah, But I always had silicone for the most part,
and then I had saline probably my last set, and
I didn't have very long. But you have to have
saline to know. I think that they're ruptured, and you
have to be pretty flat chested because Celine's just water.
It's gonna flatten out.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Maybe she didn't know until she got home.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I mean, I think if you hit something that she
had to have fallen or hit or smashed something so
freaking hard that it would knock the wind out of
her or get hit in the chest. That's not easy
to rubt your implant.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Well, I think we're gonna have to watch. I mean,
Special Force is one of my favorite shows to watch,
so I'm actually excited to see what the challenges are.
But anybody that I've known that have has ruptured an implant.
The only person I know that knew right away she
was riding horses. She fell off and the horse stepped
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ah her boot. It probably saved her rib I did,
but she, I mean, she knew immediately, but not because
she felt like any liquid coming out. A lot of
people rubbed to their implants and have no idea.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Well, if it's a silicone, you probably won't because even
if you rupture it, it's a very small leak of
gel that comes out of an implant. But I think
if you're pretty flat chested and you have saline, you're
gonna know right away because you're gonna have, you know,
especially if you only get ruptured one, it's gonna be
flat and then.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Well she ruptured both. Hopefully they you know, got that
all cleared up. But I am excited to watch that show.
(32:38):
So we're back to talk about the Real Housewives of
Potomac And in my opinion, this was a filler episode.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, it was a filler episode for sure.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
But can we add one thing, Why wasn't Jazzy on
this trip?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Like, I don't know, Well, I would imagine they're gonna
They're gonna film their reunion very soon. We have a
lot we have a lot of Housewives shows out right now,
but we have a lot of them coming to an end.
What's coming up next? Atlanta's got to be coming out
pretty soon, right Miami. I'm really sad that Salt Lake
City is going to be coming to an end. I
think on the fifteenth is their last episode.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
That is really sad. Well, the Women Well starts with Mia.
Mia says Gordon uses the kids to control her, and
he thinks she's on vacation with Ink right now. Mia
breaks down and starts to panic. Jacqueline gets a hold
of the former nanny's daughter and confirms that the kids
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are there. The woman on the phone sounded confused, like
there was never any issue, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yes, I feel like, Okay, if this was truly a
situation and you don't know where your kids are, I
would get out of there so quick to go find them.
But there's a part of me thinking this was an act.
This what she was doing was she was doing all
the things for the TV show and the kids aren't missing.
(34:06):
I just I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Well, if it is an act, that's really disturbing.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I know. I just feel like her whole season so
far is just such an act to make good TV
and it's backfire, and interface I feel like all the
girls besides Jacqueline are grossed out with Mia with this
part of her storyline. Well, I think, and I think
this is what's so weird, is it? As soon as
she did find out that the kids are indeed with
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their nanny, which I think they're old nanny, which I
think was the plan all along. That's what I think.
What I don't know, I'm speculating. But she was so
excited they're fishing, they're doing this, Oh my god. So
first of all, Gordon's a piece of shit for doing it,
and then all of a sudden like oh, but.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Also, according to the story, the kids weren't with They
were with Jacqueline's kids and Jacqueline's nanny, right, so, and
but then when she seemed annoyed that Gordon was on vacation,
I'm like, well, they weren't with him anyways, right, I
don't know, I feel like we're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Many Like, I'm not buying this a lion again.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, the women they head to Panama City. Kiara says
when she met Greg, they were both having an identity crisis.
Now they have a routine and their new home will
be ready soon. Giselle asked Karen about the list she
gave Ray to keep their love alive. I get it
probably done without this, Karen says, it's simple things like
opening doors and going downtown.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I got really uncomfortable with this whole conversation.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I don't mind talking about sites. I actually like talking
about sex.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
See I don't. You say you don't, but you know
I don't. It makes you really uncomfortable. It hasn't always
been like that, but it does kind of make me uncomfortable,
like to get like details. I don't. But do you
think it's huge drinks?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Then I'm like, okay, But do you think it's strange
to say, like one of your non negotiables with your
significant others that he goes down on you, but you
refuse to go down on him. To me, it's like
a give and take exactly.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I agree with that as well. I just don't want
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Well, we're talking about it because we talked about it,
but all the other women seemed equally as concerned as
we are with this conversation. And then Jacqueline tells Ashley
what happened with me as kids. Ashley questions how Mia
could act so calm right now, And then it made
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me think what would be on your Keep the Love
Alive list, Tam.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Keep the Love Alive? Yeah, I think when you've been
married a long time, neither one really makes the huge effort.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
You know, Oh, chewing with your mouth closed would be
a big one for you.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Well, oh that's making No, you don't understand. I have
like a whole issue like this whole past two days.
I don't know what was going on, but I was
just in a foul mood. Everybody, Eddie, Sophia, the dog
all fucking chewed loud to the point where I have
to remove myself because I will literally start shaking. I
can't like it.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Maybe it's a you problem, and now it is a
problem with me.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
It's it's noises and things like that. Really like I
sometimes I'm like, Okay, I can I can deal with that.
I can whatever tune it out. Other times, I can't
to the point where I want to put headphones on,
or I want to walk out, or I want to
punch somebody in the face.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
But like I also thought during this entire scene, like Karen,
we saw the bodycam footage of what Ray will do
for you, and it's a lot more than going downtown,
So like, maybe thank him.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, I mean, he's sticking by her side. He was
there for her when she got arrested, So I don't
know so.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Well. Then Mia explains what happened with Gordon and the kids.
Ashley says there have been discrepancies and the things Mia
says about Gordon.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Thank you, Ashley, thank you the fact that listen, we
need Robin back because I want Robin to.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Be the voice of reason and I want Ashley to
go back to being.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
We need some tress back.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
But Ashley says there's been discrepancies. And then Ashley tells
me as she crossed the line last night, and Mia
says she can't think about that. And Ashley tells me
as she doesn't know how to show up for her,
and Mia tells her, well, then don't. Giselle says, Mia
is miserable.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Do you think Mia is miserable. I don't. I mean,
this woman has her husband, a boyfriend, they're all hanging
out together, Like she sounds like she's got to exactly
what she wants.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I don't know. All I do know is this scene
makes me feel like the rumors that Mia actually called
Giselle's daughter are actually true and like, yikes, remember we
heard that she did that, and then both Mia and
Giselle big production not to show it. But seeing this
made me worry, like is nothing off limits to Mia?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Then the women go rum tasting. Jacqueline says we're not
driving anywhere. Karen Karen like saying you can drink because
we're not driving anywhere. Yes, and then Karen calls jacquelinevich.
But this part, dam this is what.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Really hit her, calling her a bitch.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, not her calling Jacqueline bitch, her admitting that she
still drinks. She's just not drinking on one of them
I know, which means like she's she's doing it for TV. Yeah,
and so if you're doing it for TV, like, then
just keep on drinking and admit it.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, just like keep being yourself. I think that she
probably thought that it would be a bad look to
keep drinking a dui like that, and by the way
it is, it's a horrible fucking Look. However, she just
admitted that she's still drinking and pretending like she's not
in front of everybody.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
And I don't like that, Like if you're and you know,
stopping drinking is difficult and whatever that may be, and
that journey could be something we could all go on
and learn from. Yeah, saying like it hits me when
I'm depressed, like whatever it may be. But now it
leaves me wondering, like prior to filming is Karen getting
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her liquid courage and her room?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Oh you mean prior? Yeah, maybe you know what I mean. Well,
she doesn't seem like seemed intoxicated while filming. But here's
the thing with people that do possibly potentially have a
drinking problem, a lot of them are very They function
very well during the day with alcohol.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Right, But would you be mad if she drank on
camera like Shannon or would you rather her pre and
she doesn't drink it.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
I don't have a personal relationship with her, so you
know what you it doesn't affect me like it did
with Shannon because I was so close with her for
so long. And saw so many struggles, so ideally I
thought that not drinking would probably be the best thing. Yeah,
with Karen, obviously, Yeah, I do believe that she should
go to some kind of facility. This is not her
(41:24):
first one, this is her second one. Duh, I I'm
talking about and we've all seen the footage and it's
a problem. Wait wait, we forgot to talk about the lunchable.
Oh my god, Giselle comparing Ink to a lunchable was
the funniest fucking thing I've seen on this show this
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entire season. You get a cracker, you get some meat,
you get some cheese. It's just going to pass around
that little lunchable.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
It's so good. It's I'm actually done with Ink. I
don't need to see him, I know.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
And then Ama was trying to save the conversation, but
then Jacqueline had to say she was in her twenties
and wanted to find herself. When she talked about like, oh,
well we were, you know, we were trying to find
ourselves and what better way to find yourself is with
your friend? So, Teddy, would you want to find yourself
hooking up with your girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Listen, I still need to find myself, but I don't
need to find myself with you.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Exactly right, Like that just makes it weird. So what
if you I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I don't know, but Jack, I mean, I do remember
knows that she has a wop.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
What's a what? Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I know?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Come on twenty Grandma.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
I do remember being after health class in middle school.
Maybe it was in middle school, maybe it was elementary school.
I compared pue pairs to my best friend Kim because
we wanted to know did you get yours yet I
got mine?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
You have more than me.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
That's no what I mean even as an adult, like
my mom, friends and I after we had kids, we
all showed each other our privees just to see, like
how we're doing. Like I was like, I don't even
think I would go that far, Like I was like,
so like we all were like, is this is this happened?
Is this still like roast? Oh my god, it does
(43:19):
not look like roast beef. But then but then we
took it because a.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Taco, Oh my god, that awesome. Like no, but I think.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
There's a way like that we could casually show like
we're like, okay, hear this. I had to have six stitches.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
I had this.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I had that, Like, is it gonna go back to
one million percent the way it was? I mean, those
are normal conversations, but.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I'm definitely not gonna be like hard time open to people.
I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Well, maybe it's because you don't have a walk.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Oh my god, not at the moment.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Ah, damn. I really try to turn you on there, Tom, then.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Not just draw me me.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Then Mia says inc did nothing with Jacqueline. It was
his best friend. But she and Jacqueline and Ink took
showers together. Why I tell you I don't want to
take a shower with you and Eddie. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
No, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
This is just even on Twats after dark, Like, I'm
not showering with you and Eddie. Then the women said
at dinner and take shots together. Stacey, Stacy, Stacey, listen.
I know I can be annoying. I know I have
self realization, but Stacy really bugs.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
I got a lot, you know. I asked what people
thought about this episode on my social media, and I
got a lot. Like Stacy's so sweet. I just don't
know if this show is for her and I do
think she's super sweet, super sweet and probably one of
the most beautiful house I've seen.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Well, the problem is you can tell the second she's
got a text message from production because then she's like.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Tell me about tell me about the lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Tell me about the loss law suit. Like it's like,
come on. But Stacy asked Kierana about her court case
against Debra, and Kiarana says she's suing Deborah's.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
One question, yes, okay, come a hand up here. Why
did everybody at the table act like they had no
idea they had heard about this lawsuit?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
And why did they forget that we got in a
huge fight about the scar like the last trip.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, I'm like, wait that that's going on. I'm like, wait, huh,
come on, when somebody's getting sued on the on your
cast member, you know every detail because you do a
deep dive.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah, no, they're already on reality bites or right whatever.
The it's all over the place everywhere.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Would you sue someone if you had got You're in
the same situation you were filming somebody threw something at
you and you got to I haven't seen the scar
in her face.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'm not a regardless if I had a scar on
my face or not. I'm not a suing type. I'm
because I in my experience from anybody that I know
that is a sue happy person, they end up paying
more than they end up getting most of the time,
and lawyer fee.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Always yeah, and it likes up so much time and energy,
and it's negative energy, and it's things you don't want
to do. Don't want to go to the mall today?
Or would I like to go sit and talk with
my attorney and then go to court? No? And like, uh,
who was it Giselle? Did she say like she doesn't
(46:42):
have any money?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Gise that Debora doesn't have any money, and Keiana says
that that's Deborah's problem.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
So I know it's actually your problem too because you're
never going to get the money and you're going through
all this. Law Suits like this are always personal. Oh
I don't like you. You hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
You know, well, even if even if you're hurt physically,
do you really want I don't know. I Suing I
think is a really dangerous slope and it takes up
it's such a time suck and ultimately.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I mean, smarter decision is if you are working and
somebody and your one of the employees hurt you, you.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Sue the company. But I think the problem is I
don't think Noah was being paid. No, I don't think
Debra was being paid to film last year. She wasn't
a friend of no but.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
The other one was, and she's the one suing, so
she she she.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Was there, but there was just a random girl that
sometimes showed during It's during your work, So I'm not
a soue happy person at all at all.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
It's fucking grow up.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
But also I noticed. I mean, I guess we're going
to bring up Wendy because she was there, even though
we almost forgot. But I love that Wendy is turning
this show into did you watch the Office? We're like
she looks right into the camera like she's like yes,
and like.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
She's oh, I didn't notice that.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I can't like. I like Wendy, but it's just too
much Wendy. Yeah. Then Mia tells the rest of the
women what happened with Gordon and the kids. Wendy tells
Mia that Gordon. Okay, this is where you get confused,
because I thought Wendy was talking about ink, but then
she said it was Gordon. Wendy tells me that she
(48:29):
said that he should not be around the kids. Karen
tells me she called the cops when her ex tried
to take her son. I thought that they were talking
about ink, like now should not be the time that
Ink is around the kids. But then all of a sudden, well,
I think.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
That Karen is going off of what me has been
telling everybody. He's bipolar, he's this, he's that. So. So
Wendy's like, you know, Gordon shouldn't be around the kids.
And then she also said that she's got full custody
of the kids. Did they have file for divorce?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I don't know. But then Giselle brings up how Mia
doubled down the night before. Mia says she apologized to
her last night, and then Giselle says, you know what,
it was off camera and they aired it. They aired it.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you. I love that breaking the
fourth wall. I wish they would do it more often,
then Joelle.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Then Giselle yells at Jacqueline to stop, and Wendy says,
woe is me. Karen says Jacqueline is making a fool
of herself, and then Mia says this table is full
of miserable pitches its. Mia needs to repair her relationship
in the group. Mia, you can't be tired of being
under the microscope. When you hand everybody the microscopes and
(49:44):
then provide like conflicting information, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Right, and information that probably isn't true.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Is it me?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Or do you feel like Jacqueline is on the show
to defend Mia? Is she MIA's mouthpiece? It is so
so bizarre to me. They are like one person.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Well, I think the part that's tough is like, I
think Jacqueline could probably be a pretty good housewife in general.
But she I don't know if she's just scared of
Mia or indebted to Mia or meaar.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Didn't they have a falling out a last year? They did,
so I think she's like yeah, but the flashback of
Jacqueline always coming to me as defense was a little
bit cringey.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Well, she's just trying really hard.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
I mean, it's one thing to be a good friend,
but it's another thing, like a good friend will call
you out and say, like, you know what, your behavior
is not great?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, that's what I want my friends.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
I don't want my friends to kiss my ass I
don't want my friends to be yes men. I want
them to be honest.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Okay, good, so I can call you out whenever I
think you're bring a bed. Yes, yes, Then we'll continue
on as we always do. But thanks you guys so
much for tuning in for another episode of TWATS. We
have missed you and we will be back every day
this week.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
M