July 24, 2024 • 19 mins
The Two Ts may have accidentally started a Twitter war between the Real Housewives of Dubai cast… A voice note sent may be the beginning of the end of their friendships!
Plus, why is Stanbury always in the hot seat? Is Brooks trying to manipulate the audience?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra
je Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Should we not say our names?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
With the twats? Can we just say the twats?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do we have Ellen k introducing us?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, I guess she does it better.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I think going forward we should just change that intro.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hi, guys, welcome to another podcast with a bunch of assholes.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So well that works for me asshole one and asshole two?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But am I one or two?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Do you take your pick? Does it matter? Okay, you
could be the lead asshole. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, Thanks, Thanks, welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I think I think ever, I.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Think we ebb and flow perfectly on who's the bigger asshole?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay? So this was from the podcast that I did
with Lisa Milan. You were out of town or filming
or god knows what, and so I asked her the
question that you and I always ask each other and
laugh at, but do you think there's anyone on your
current cast that don't know your kids' names? And she
responds Lisa responded to me, you know I would have
(01:22):
to say maybe Stanbury doesn't know my kids' names. But
I did make an agreement with her that well, kids
are off limits, and I will not bring up her
mothering skills and her lack thereof and all of that.
This is what Lisa said about Stanbury on the pod.
And then during her interview, Stanbury said she has to
laugh at Lisa calling her a bad mom when Lisa
(01:45):
has kids five and six will follow her around dressed
up like the von Trapp family. So then the tweets
started coming in, and that's because of our family is
please it's the sound of music.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The hell I don't know that?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my gosh. Well, so I didn't realize at first
that these tweets stemmed from our interview with Stanbury, But
now I know. I didn't know, but now I do
so well. First, Lisa Milon wrote Von Trapping and Gucci
Javon sheat findy happy to send your kids to hand
me downs because you don't even buy them clothes. See
(02:26):
Stanbury mention my kids again, and I will ruin you
Carolyn Brooks. Then right, she said, around and find out
Carolyn Stanbury, Nah, no smoke. Remember we all know your
secrets before your boosting season. Keep it cute, so we
can all keep it light hearted, shade going. Once you
go low, don't cry when others go to hell.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
First thing, First of all, I don't even know what
she's saying. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But also what Caroline said about Lisa's kids, I don't
think we're bad. What's bad? All little kids will dress
up and do what you want as they get older,
and maybe because they don't do that anymore, I don't
think she was. I think she just met like Lisa's
kids are young and easy to have them do those
(03:13):
types of things. When you have teenagers, I mean, you
can't even post.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
A picture of them on some media like god forbid,
you try to dress them or even buy their clothes
without them knowing or coordinate. Yes, no, no, So I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I don't think she was talking about her kids in
a bad way. So for this tweeting thing to happen
and then Lisa and Brooks to both go on board,
I feel.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Like just shows I don't think Carolyn Stanbury has a
mean bone in her body. I really don't.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I mean, I think Carolyn Stanbury is very dry and
very like she I think she can come.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Off as maybe cold sometimes, but I think it's just
who she is, her upbringing all that. I don't think
that she is a cold person or has a mean
bone in a body.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well, I think everyone has a mean bone in them,
but I don't think she's intentionally mean. I think she's
intentionally blunt. And I.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Like people like that me too. I don't like people
that play victim, blame everybody else for their problems, never
taken accountability, and she's a time Yep, I did uh huh, yep.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't like this, or I do like this, whatever,
But I don't think, and I will say, if I
think somebody's saying something inappropriate about somebody's kids, I because
I'm very sensitive about my kids. I don't think Stanbury
was saying anything bad ALS's kids. But then this episode
we're on episode eight, Stanbury tells Sergio Helps that she
(04:39):
was at Brooks for coming to their house party with Sage.
She says Brooks came with a mission to cause drama Sergio,
but then Sergio saying that Raffi is like a piece
of bread, he's the nicest human had me confused. And
then I googled it and wouldn't you know, it's an
actual Italian saying, Tam, you're a real peace.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Does that mean that I'm yummy and full of carbs?
I mean, how I took it. I'm like, Raffie's a
piece of bread. I'm like, okay. You know what I
like is Caroline and Sergio are in bed with matching pajamas.
It's quite a vibe. Caroline still has her glam on
from the night before, and then they have Cheryl bringing
her coffee in the morning as they're laying on a
(05:22):
mattress on the floor. I thought, there's nothing better than
this scene right now, other than Sergio one and two
toilet so they can shit together.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh my god. One. And then when Caroline goes, yeah,
I don't even have peace during that anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
But it's just their vibe, and so it's funny and
light and it works, and I think people the cast
members are maybe a little some of the cast members
a little bit jealous, a little jelly.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Then Lisa says it's a big deal for a man
to shout at a woman in Dubai, since men are
supposed to treat their women like queens.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Is that true? I got confused by that. Queens.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I do wish we could dig into more about the
Dubaias city and culture and how it affects certain aspects
of people's lives, because some of it doesn't make sense.
It's like, this is the woman's job, she's here to
do this, this is what we expect of her, but
then we treat her like Queen's. I don't get it.
I need more info explain to us, guys.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, I didn't understand that at all. But did you
think Raffi was out of line?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I think there were parts that were out of line.
I think at first, I don't think he was out
of line, and then I think Tolene, you know, got
involved and it started getting more heated, and then I
think he was more talking to the group like, yeah,
I don't camera.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I really don't think it's outline. But Brook's rewriting history
and blaming it all on Tolene is comical. Yeah, I
mean she is so she just comes up so jealous
and bitter.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
OK.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's hard for me to watch it right now. I'm like,
what's going on this season? I'm not liking you.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Neither was Stanbury. She says, it's the spiritual healing, you
know what. I think it's called trying to self produce yourself. Yeah,
trying to manufacture drama from a show, trying to make
something out of nothing. I get, I'm fine with shit stirring,
but you have to stir a shit that actually needs
a little bit of stirring. This isn't It doesn't even
matter what she's fighting about at this point.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Also, who would have known you can't wear leather to Bali?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I know I was thinking, God, I went to Bali,
did I wear any leather shoes? I mean, I will
tell you the humidity is so bad there that you
can get ready in your air conditioned hotel room and
walk out in your dripping sweat in two seconds. Yeah,
Teleen saying that she was afraid to go to Bali, girl,
I feel you. I'm afraid. I have PDSD. I will
never go back.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well that's because of the show. But Matt was my
favorite trip I've ever taken to Balie. I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
So I will say, just fast forward a little bit
and watching them walk into their villa, it was the
budget would look like is a little bit bigger than
when we went.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, Well what about when Sergio shows up to
the airport with Stanbury. He tricked me well, and he
had his passport. But then Ion is pissed and says,
the only thing that has left is Sergio putting on
boobs and a dress and making Sergio one of them.
Then Sergio set jokes and said he's not going, He's
(08:24):
actually going to Spain. But then when he hands Caroline
the poster of himself dead.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Dead nothing, And then it gets better. In the in
the sprinter van or whatever they're riding in, there is
Sergio's poster in the back seat. They they had. How
do you check that in? Do you just walk on
the plane with it? That big old poster?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You put it in the overhead?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's too big. That thing was like poster size. It
was a carry on line. How about can we talk
about the airport fashion? Which which girl would you chanel
on the gown?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And then she goes, I can't die in a pair
of tights and sneakers, Ilene skipping in and.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, Saba and feathered pajamas.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't like. If that's sol pajamas.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't like, I know, And then Telene in a
workout clothes and braids and hats, and Sarah in her
Gucci track suits. I think I would be Telene.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I think I could be Tileene, or I could probably
be Sarah if need be. I don't remember what Lisa
had on, so I don't I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Just set casual outfit. They casual zoomed in on her. Yeah,
I mean when you're doing it, Dubai TBALI is a
nine hour flight. Yeah, you're gonna want to be comfortable.
Could you imagine traveling in that dress that Chanel had on,
no big old' tool dress. I'm like, that would be
so uncomfortable. Guarantee she got on and changed.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I do remember my very first trip on Beverly Hills,
and I came casual, and all of the women off
camera said to me, listen us getting on and off
a jet is always used in opening titles, So you
want to dress up for these? And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Like they did they use yours? I?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yes, I was in a white T shirt and jeans.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I mean, come on, it's a reality show. Let's be
real people.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah. But then Brooks is late to the airport. None
of their text Wait she didn't show up? Yeah, well,
what's apple calls are getting there? You know, I don't
know I think if there's one thing Brooks is going
to do, it's make sure everybody is talking about.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Her about her and make a grand appearance. And this,
you know what, this just bothered me even more. And
I've bothered me even more.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I'm gonna have to say something right now, Brooks.
This is not to cause a fight with you, but
if you actually took a private jet to BALI, please
send the twatz proof. I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
We know you on later on exactly there was no
posting of it. Later on, Caroline stan Barry questions her
about it, and she makes it sound like maybe some
man might have paid for it.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, I know, but half a million dollars for her
to go on a cast trip?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Is it really five hundred thousand dollars to fly private
for nine hours?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I would get okay, So to fly from LA to
New York private is not including like gas and stuff?
I think it's like seventy five thousand.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Wit you have to pay gas on top of that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, Oh, it's a quarter of a million. Quarter of
a million, does sound right?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Quarter of a million, quarter of a million dollars to
fly two.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Hundred and fifty k which makes sense. Because if it's
about seventy five doll one hundred k to get to
New York from La.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay, I know if anybody would know would be Caroline.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But then Tolene says she wanted to come on the
trip and clear everything up. Chanelle tells Tolene that she
heard Toleine was chasing Brooks at Stanbury's house saying where's
your husband? Toleene tells Chanelle it is dirty. What she
is doing was do you think Ian was trying to
stir it up here? She wanted to get the full
story because she wasn't chasing her, she was just standing
there flipping her head around.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I think that she was being a messy housewife. That's
what you know, that's what we like to watch. And
I got to applaud Chanel for like, listen, everybody's talking
about how they don't want drama. You know, Oh, let's
not have drama. Let's just all get along. And then
you know, Chanelle comes in with that and Tleene's like,
I'm not doing this. I just said, yeah, I think
she's just doing her job. Yeah, yes, guys, for those
(12:34):
of you out there, it is a job.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It is a job.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Don't act like, you don't know that.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Then Stanbury tells Sarah to live with her boyfriend to
test the relationship. Sarah says she can't live with a
boyfriend until she's married because of her religion slash culture.
She wants to take things slowly, and then she says
that even if she could, she wouldn't want to because
it takes away from getting married. So then they go
to dinner, which they're all confused by this truffle pasta
that all I wanted to do was eat. I was like,
(13:12):
oh my, oh my god, that looks so good when
it's in the cheese wheel, the cheese not the cheese wheel.
I was like, oh. But then we thought the night
was like coming to an end clearly because nothing was happening.
But then we see they all go back to the villa.
When they said the villa, all I kept thinking was
love Island. When they're like, let's go to the villa,
(13:34):
they go, I don't even see them really having drinks,
but like.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
The god a villa. This is what it is, guys,
cue the production. Girls dance have fun. The girls dance,
they're dancing, Oh yeah, having fun. And then as one
of them, yeah, she's dry humping everybody and then they
all stop and they're like, Okay, let's go to bed.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, well not before Brooks arrives. Brooke shows up, brook
says she came late because she needed a minute. She
claims she private, and then Brooks ask Sarah if Toaline
has apologized for being fake two faced in a poster.
Then they decide to I'll go to bed.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
M they're tired after they did their production dance, after
they get fun.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
With no music.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, then standard's like the Chicken dance.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah. Then Stanbury tells Brooke that she is prickly and
tells her to stop the healing because she was better before.
Stanbury asked if she actually flew private and asked who
funded it. Brooks shaws, she's not telling her. I don't
think what Stanbury is saying. And listen, I'm not trying
to just have Stanbury's back finally.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And I feel like they literally go after it for
everything she says in like twist things and take it
out of you know, context, and it's such bullshit and
you can see it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, especially like I think it's one thing to say,
like whatever, this current spiritual healing journey you're on is
clearly not the right one. Maybe don't do one through Sarah.
If you need therapy, if you need trauma healing, if
you need whatever, you should probably do that on your own,
not with one of your cast members, who's we ultimately
are going to find out, is going to throw it
(15:09):
in your face.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, they're not fair to Stanbury. Now, you guys look
for this when you're watching housewives. There are housewives out
there that use sound bites. So you can be having
a conversation and all somebody's like, oh, you're gonna yell
at me, Oh, don't yell at me, when the other
person's I've been yelling at them. It's a way to
change the viewer's perception of what is going on. And
(15:32):
it's so annoying, and I feel like they do that
to Stanbury all the time. Now, what I did like
is Sarah saying we set to to Brooks, we set
intentions last night, we're all good, and then Brooks says
Telene is a liar. I'm going to confront her, and
Sarah goes absolutely absolutely. It's like, come on, Sarah, can
you at least fake it and say, well, you know what,
(15:53):
you should do it with a you know, a gentle
heart or some bullshit that she's.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Let's do this in Apias. But there dun dunt duke.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I constantly talking about Telene, though constantly it just makes
her look jealous.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
She's just mad that Telene is effortlessly fitting in. Ion
has a voice note from Sarah saying, even if I'm
not a Brooks fan, I will not stand for that.
And that is true, you know what, I am not
her biggest fan as well. Sarah always is taking the
talks highly about Brooks. So the ladies feel like they're
finally seeing what it is that she says, and it's like,
(16:29):
finally the mask of Sarah's slips. I wish she just
would allow herself to be that on the show.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I was a little bit confused by the voice note
because once it was talked about, then it was presented
at the table. It was a voice note from Sarah
to Ion or whoa, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
This is you missed it? Okay, So Brooks brings it
up to the ladies what Stanbury said to her about
the healing journey, which I still don't think was that bad.
I don't think she was saying I don't want you
to get better as a person. She's saying, I don't
want Sarah be your What is it when somebody talks
for you all the time?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Your your your?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, your mouthpiece, your mouth mouthpiece. Yeah. So, and then
they flashed back to all the clips that Sarah has
talked for Brooks since this healing journey, which he has. Yes.
Then they flashed back and they show the voice note
that Ion shares that we had assumed had come to
Ion from Sarah. Yes, but then that's where it got confused. No, no,
(17:32):
what actually happened? And this is where we see the
demise of Ion and Lisa. Is that that voice note
went to Lisa. Lisa then sent it to Ion.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Oh it was okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So that's where you know, Lisa tells Ion she is
messy because she sent that voice note to Iona.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Things are heating up and the guys words of Ion,
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Can kill you or you Yeah, and I don't want
to do either with things I haven't seen. Yes, but
in this moment I actually felt bad for Brooks, like, really,
without her, where would we be this season? But also,
your supposed supposed spiritual healing friend is sending voice notes
to Lisa Milan who's then shitting them to Ion and.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Like Ion's yeah, and then tells Caroline. Then Caroline brings
it up at the table. But the way Caroline brought
it up was pretty masterfult. She did it like this,
Oh yeah, maybe then we should.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Talk about the voice note.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, it was she She gets the attention off of
her and let the bitches fight it. Let the bitches
fall where they may.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, let the pieces fall. Because would you be pissed
at Ion for sharing the voice note? Or would you pay?
Or if you're Sarah, are you pissed at Lisa for
sharing the voice point being don't send a voice mode
talking about somebody that's supposedly your best friend.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
If you don't want to share it, well, it's going
to come out, especially if you're writing hard for that
person or you're contradicting yourself. It's going to come out.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
If you're somebody's mouthpiece and then you're talking about them
on voice notes to other cast members, it ain't gonna
be good. And this is where we're about to see
all of the women's relationships that we currently know implode.
So thank you, Dubai, you're coming in hot. Episode nine,
great episode, really good but I think episode nine. I
don't think it's on next week. I think there's a
(19:35):
gap week. Oh really, yeah, I think I read that.
But so yeah, we uh you've got your hooks in
us now, so thank you, thank you very much
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra
je Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Should we not say our names?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
With the twats? Can we just say the twats?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do we have Ellen k introducing us?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, I guess she does it better.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I think going forward we should just change that intro.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hi, guys, welcome to another podcast with a bunch of assholes.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So well that works for me asshole one and asshole two?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But am I one or two?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Do you take your pick? Does it matter? Okay, you
could be the lead asshole. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, Thanks, Thanks, welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I think I think ever, I.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Think we ebb and flow perfectly on who's the bigger asshole?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay? So this was from the podcast that I did
with Lisa Milan. You were out of town or filming
or god knows what, and so I asked her the
question that you and I always ask each other and
laugh at, but do you think there's anyone on your
current cast that don't know your kids' names? And she
responds Lisa responded to me, you know I would have
(01:22):
to say maybe Stanbury doesn't know my kids' names. But
I did make an agreement with her that well, kids
are off limits, and I will not bring up her
mothering skills and her lack thereof and all of that.
This is what Lisa said about Stanbury on the pod.
And then during her interview, Stanbury said she has to
laugh at Lisa calling her a bad mom when Lisa
(01:45):
has kids five and six will follow her around dressed
up like the von Trapp family. So then the tweets
started coming in, and that's because of our family is
please it's the sound of music.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The hell I don't know that?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my gosh. Well, so I didn't realize at first
that these tweets stemmed from our interview with Stanbury, But
now I know. I didn't know, but now I do
so well. First, Lisa Milon wrote Von Trapping and Gucci
Javon sheat findy happy to send your kids to hand
me downs because you don't even buy them clothes. See
(02:26):
Stanbury mention my kids again, and I will ruin you
Carolyn Brooks. Then right, she said, around and find out
Carolyn Stanbury, Nah, no smoke. Remember we all know your
secrets before your boosting season. Keep it cute, so we
can all keep it light hearted, shade going. Once you
go low, don't cry when others go to hell.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
First thing, First of all, I don't even know what
she's saying. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But also what Caroline said about Lisa's kids, I don't
think we're bad. What's bad? All little kids will dress
up and do what you want as they get older,
and maybe because they don't do that anymore, I don't
think she was. I think she just met like Lisa's
kids are young and easy to have them do those
(03:13):
types of things. When you have teenagers, I mean, you
can't even post.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
A picture of them on some media like god forbid,
you try to dress them or even buy their clothes
without them knowing or coordinate. Yes, no, no, So I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I don't think she was talking about her kids in
a bad way. So for this tweeting thing to happen
and then Lisa and Brooks to both go on board,
I feel.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Like just shows I don't think Carolyn Stanbury has a
mean bone in her body. I really don't.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I mean, I think Carolyn Stanbury is very dry and
very like she I think she can come.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Off as maybe cold sometimes, but I think it's just
who she is, her upbringing all that. I don't think
that she is a cold person or has a mean
bone in a body.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well, I think everyone has a mean bone in them,
but I don't think she's intentionally mean. I think she's
intentionally blunt. And I.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Like people like that me too. I don't like people
that play victim, blame everybody else for their problems, never
taken accountability, and she's a time Yep, I did uh huh, yep.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't like this, or I do like this, whatever,
But I don't think, and I will say, if I
think somebody's saying something inappropriate about somebody's kids, I because
I'm very sensitive about my kids. I don't think Stanbury
was saying anything bad ALS's kids. But then this episode
we're on episode eight, Stanbury tells Sergio Helps that she
(04:39):
was at Brooks for coming to their house party with Sage.
She says Brooks came with a mission to cause drama Sergio,
but then Sergio saying that Raffi is like a piece
of bread, he's the nicest human had me confused. And
then I googled it and wouldn't you know, it's an
actual Italian saying, Tam, you're a real peace.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Does that mean that I'm yummy and full of carbs?
I mean, how I took it. I'm like, Raffie's a
piece of bread. I'm like, okay. You know what I
like is Caroline and Sergio are in bed with matching pajamas.
It's quite a vibe. Caroline still has her glam on
from the night before, and then they have Cheryl bringing
her coffee in the morning as they're laying on a
(05:22):
mattress on the floor. I thought, there's nothing better than
this scene right now, other than Sergio one and two
toilet so they can shit together.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh my god. One. And then when Caroline goes, yeah,
I don't even have peace during that anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
But it's just their vibe, and so it's funny and
light and it works, and I think people the cast
members are maybe a little some of the cast members
a little bit jealous, a little jelly.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Then Lisa says it's a big deal for a man
to shout at a woman in Dubai, since men are
supposed to treat their women like queens.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Is that true? I got confused by that. Queens.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I do wish we could dig into more about the
Dubaias city and culture and how it affects certain aspects
of people's lives, because some of it doesn't make sense.
It's like, this is the woman's job, she's here to
do this, this is what we expect of her, but
then we treat her like Queen's. I don't get it.
I need more info explain to us, guys.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, I didn't understand that at all. But did you
think Raffi was out of line?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I think there were parts that were out of line.
I think at first, I don't think he was out
of line, and then I think Tolene, you know, got
involved and it started getting more heated, and then I
think he was more talking to the group like, yeah,
I don't camera.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I really don't think it's outline. But Brook's rewriting history
and blaming it all on Tolene is comical. Yeah, I
mean she is so she just comes up so jealous
and bitter.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
OK.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's hard for me to watch it right now. I'm like,
what's going on this season? I'm not liking you.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Neither was Stanbury. She says, it's the spiritual healing, you
know what. I think it's called trying to self produce yourself. Yeah,
trying to manufacture drama from a show, trying to make
something out of nothing. I get, I'm fine with shit stirring,
but you have to stir a shit that actually needs
a little bit of stirring. This isn't It doesn't even
matter what she's fighting about at this point.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Also, who would have known you can't wear leather to Bali?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I know I was thinking, God, I went to Bali,
did I wear any leather shoes? I mean, I will
tell you the humidity is so bad there that you
can get ready in your air conditioned hotel room and
walk out in your dripping sweat in two seconds. Yeah,
Teleen saying that she was afraid to go to Bali, girl,
I feel you. I'm afraid. I have PDSD. I will
never go back.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well that's because of the show. But Matt was my
favorite trip I've ever taken to Balie. I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
So I will say, just fast forward a little bit
and watching them walk into their villa, it was the
budget would look like is a little bit bigger than
when we went.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, Well what about when Sergio shows up to
the airport with Stanbury. He tricked me well, and he
had his passport. But then Ion is pissed and says,
the only thing that has left is Sergio putting on
boobs and a dress and making Sergio one of them.
Then Sergio set jokes and said he's not going, He's
(08:24):
actually going to Spain. But then when he hands Caroline
the poster of himself dead.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Dead nothing, And then it gets better. In the in
the sprinter van or whatever they're riding in, there is
Sergio's poster in the back seat. They they had. How
do you check that in? Do you just walk on
the plane with it? That big old poster?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You put it in the overhead?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's too big. That thing was like poster size. It
was a carry on line. How about can we talk
about the airport fashion? Which which girl would you chanel
on the gown?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And then she goes, I can't die in a pair
of tights and sneakers, Ilene skipping in and.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, Saba and feathered pajamas.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't like. If that's sol pajamas.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't like, I know, And then Telene in a
workout clothes and braids and hats, and Sarah in her
Gucci track suits. I think I would be Telene.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I think I could be Tileene, or I could probably
be Sarah if need be. I don't remember what Lisa
had on, so I don't I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Just set casual outfit. They casual zoomed in on her. Yeah,
I mean when you're doing it, Dubai TBALI is a
nine hour flight. Yeah, you're gonna want to be comfortable.
Could you imagine traveling in that dress that Chanel had on,
no big old' tool dress. I'm like, that would be
so uncomfortable. Guarantee she got on and changed.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I do remember my very first trip on Beverly Hills,
and I came casual, and all of the women off
camera said to me, listen us getting on and off
a jet is always used in opening titles, So you
want to dress up for these? And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Like they did they use yours? I?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yes, I was in a white T shirt and jeans.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I mean, come on, it's a reality show. Let's be
real people.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah. But then Brooks is late to the airport. None
of their text Wait she didn't show up? Yeah, well,
what's apple calls are getting there? You know, I don't
know I think if there's one thing Brooks is going
to do, it's make sure everybody is talking about.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Her about her and make a grand appearance. And this,
you know what, this just bothered me even more. And
I've bothered me even more.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I'm gonna have to say something right now, Brooks.
This is not to cause a fight with you, but
if you actually took a private jet to BALI, please
send the twatz proof. I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
We know you on later on exactly there was no
posting of it. Later on, Caroline stan Barry questions her
about it, and she makes it sound like maybe some
man might have paid for it.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, I know, but half a million dollars for her
to go on a cast trip?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Is it really five hundred thousand dollars to fly private
for nine hours?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I would get okay, So to fly from LA to
New York private is not including like gas and stuff?
I think it's like seventy five thousand.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Wit you have to pay gas on top of that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, Oh, it's a quarter of a million. Quarter of
a million, does sound right?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Quarter of a million, quarter of a million dollars to
fly two.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Hundred and fifty k which makes sense. Because if it's
about seventy five doll one hundred k to get to
New York from La.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay, I know if anybody would know would be Caroline.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But then Tolene says she wanted to come on the
trip and clear everything up. Chanelle tells Tolene that she
heard Toleine was chasing Brooks at Stanbury's house saying where's
your husband? Toleene tells Chanelle it is dirty. What she
is doing was do you think Ian was trying to
stir it up here? She wanted to get the full
story because she wasn't chasing her, she was just standing
there flipping her head around.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I think that she was being a messy housewife. That's
what you know, that's what we like to watch. And
I got to applaud Chanel for like, listen, everybody's talking
about how they don't want drama. You know, Oh, let's
not have drama. Let's just all get along. And then
you know, Chanelle comes in with that and Tleene's like,
I'm not doing this. I just said, yeah, I think
she's just doing her job. Yeah, yes, guys, for those
(12:34):
of you out there, it is a job.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It is a job.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Don't act like, you don't know that.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Then Stanbury tells Sarah to live with her boyfriend to
test the relationship. Sarah says she can't live with a
boyfriend until she's married because of her religion slash culture.
She wants to take things slowly, and then she says
that even if she could, she wouldn't want to because
it takes away from getting married. So then they go
to dinner, which they're all confused by this truffle pasta
that all I wanted to do was eat. I was like,
(13:12):
oh my, oh my god, that looks so good when
it's in the cheese wheel, the cheese not the cheese wheel.
I was like, oh. But then we thought the night
was like coming to an end clearly because nothing was happening.
But then we see they all go back to the villa.
When they said the villa, all I kept thinking was
love Island. When they're like, let's go to the villa,
(13:34):
they go, I don't even see them really having drinks,
but like.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
The god a villa. This is what it is, guys,
cue the production. Girls dance have fun. The girls dance,
they're dancing, Oh yeah, having fun. And then as one
of them, yeah, she's dry humping everybody and then they
all stop and they're like, Okay, let's go to bed.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, well not before Brooks arrives. Brooke shows up, brook
says she came late because she needed a minute. She
claims she private, and then Brooks ask Sarah if Toaline
has apologized for being fake two faced in a poster.
Then they decide to I'll go to bed.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
M they're tired after they did their production dance, after
they get fun.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
With no music.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, then standard's like the Chicken dance.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah. Then Stanbury tells Brooke that she is prickly and
tells her to stop the healing because she was better before.
Stanbury asked if she actually flew private and asked who
funded it. Brooks shaws, she's not telling her. I don't
think what Stanbury is saying. And listen, I'm not trying
to just have Stanbury's back finally.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And I feel like they literally go after it for
everything she says in like twist things and take it
out of you know, context, and it's such bullshit and
you can see it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, especially like I think it's one thing to say,
like whatever, this current spiritual healing journey you're on is
clearly not the right one. Maybe don't do one through Sarah.
If you need therapy, if you need trauma healing, if
you need whatever, you should probably do that on your own,
not with one of your cast members, who's we ultimately
are going to find out, is going to throw it
(15:09):
in your face.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, they're not fair to Stanbury. Now, you guys look
for this when you're watching housewives. There are housewives out
there that use sound bites. So you can be having
a conversation and all somebody's like, oh, you're gonna yell
at me, Oh, don't yell at me, when the other
person's I've been yelling at them. It's a way to
change the viewer's perception of what is going on. And
(15:32):
it's so annoying, and I feel like they do that
to Stanbury all the time. Now, what I did like
is Sarah saying we set to to Brooks, we set
intentions last night, we're all good, and then Brooks says
Telene is a liar. I'm going to confront her, and
Sarah goes absolutely absolutely. It's like, come on, Sarah, can
you at least fake it and say, well, you know what,
(15:53):
you should do it with a you know, a gentle
heart or some bullshit that she's.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Let's do this in Apias. But there dun dunt duke.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I constantly talking about Telene, though constantly it just makes
her look jealous.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
She's just mad that Telene is effortlessly fitting in. Ion
has a voice note from Sarah saying, even if I'm
not a Brooks fan, I will not stand for that.
And that is true, you know what, I am not
her biggest fan as well. Sarah always is taking the
talks highly about Brooks. So the ladies feel like they're
finally seeing what it is that she says, and it's like,
(16:29):
finally the mask of Sarah's slips. I wish she just
would allow herself to be that on the show.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I was a little bit confused by the voice note
because once it was talked about, then it was presented
at the table. It was a voice note from Sarah
to Ion or whoa, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
This is you missed it? Okay, So Brooks brings it
up to the ladies what Stanbury said to her about
the healing journey, which I still don't think was that bad.
I don't think she was saying I don't want you
to get better as a person. She's saying, I don't
want Sarah be your What is it when somebody talks
for you all the time?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Your your your?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, your mouthpiece, your mouth mouthpiece. Yeah. So, and then
they flashed back to all the clips that Sarah has
talked for Brooks since this healing journey, which he has. Yes.
Then they flashed back and they show the voice note
that Ion shares that we had assumed had come to
Ion from Sarah. Yes, but then that's where it got confused. No, no,
(17:32):
what actually happened? And this is where we see the
demise of Ion and Lisa. Is that that voice note
went to Lisa. Lisa then sent it to Ion.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Oh it was okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So that's where you know, Lisa tells Ion she is
messy because she sent that voice note to Iona.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Things are heating up and the guys words of Ion,
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Can kill you or you Yeah, and I don't want
to do either with things I haven't seen. Yes, but
in this moment I actually felt bad for Brooks, like, really,
without her, where would we be this season? But also,
your supposed supposed spiritual healing friend is sending voice notes
to Lisa Milan who's then shitting them to Ion and.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Like Ion's yeah, and then tells Caroline. Then Caroline brings
it up at the table. But the way Caroline brought
it up was pretty masterfult. She did it like this,
Oh yeah, maybe then we should.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Talk about the voice note.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, it was she She gets the attention off of
her and let the bitches fight it. Let the bitches
fall where they may.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, let the pieces fall. Because would you be pissed
at Ion for sharing the voice note? Or would you pay?
Or if you're Sarah, are you pissed at Lisa for
sharing the voice point being don't send a voice mode
talking about somebody that's supposedly your best friend.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
If you don't want to share it, well, it's going
to come out, especially if you're writing hard for that
person or you're contradicting yourself. It's going to come out.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
If you're somebody's mouthpiece and then you're talking about them
on voice notes to other cast members, it ain't gonna
be good. And this is where we're about to see
all of the women's relationships that we currently know implode.
So thank you, Dubai, you're coming in hot. Episode nine,
great episode, really good but I think episode nine. I
don't think it's on next week. I think there's a
(19:35):
gap week. Oh really, yeah, I think I read that.
But so yeah, we uh you've got your hooks in
us now, so thank you, thank you very much
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