Why such small couches?

We have never seen Andy so fired up at a reunion before!

Do we believe Larsa truly had sex 4 times a night for 23 years?! 

Also, was it just us, or was the entire cast of RHOM shoved onto two tiny couches for the reunion?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod, which Teddy Mellencamps and camera judge. Hello,
allow fishing on. Okay, guys, we are back with the
headlines and again we have Lisa Vanna Pump. She's been

(00:22):
in the headlines a lot lately and this one's about
her restaurant. We touchdown on it last week. She admits
that Pump restaurants future is uncertain, but promises we will
be open tonight. Lisa Vanner Pupp is setting the record
straight on her West Hollywood restaurant, The Royal houseput of
Beverly Hills alumni, reacts to reports that Pump is leaving
its famous Weiho location after a decade. We've been in

(00:44):
the pumplication for ten years, have a great relationship with
the landlord, she said in a statement to people on Wednesday,
noting that we are currently discussing resigning our lease over
the next few months, but haven't made a decision and
we'll be open tonight and come pumping whatever. Um okay,
so Pump, come pumping. I don't know. Um. So she's

(01:06):
she is admitting that their futures and certain. It sounds
like a landlord situation totally relate to that, and then, um,
I think Lisa is a little upset with Teddy because
she put out a tweet. Okay, no Pump restaurant will
be open as normal fake news. Oh and no, I
didn't pay cast. Didn't pay cast members to sleep together

(01:29):
for ratings. Hashtag pump rules. They do that on their
own hashtag fake news. Have a beautiful day, everybody. So
a ka by this tweet, I am queuing anybody that
has a dog or flower as an Instagram pick to
go and attack. Wait, what do you mean? This is
a response to somebody else's tweet? So what it was? No,

(01:52):
when whenever she publicly does these things, it's so that
then she opens up the form of communication to go
after that other person. Oh, I thought it meant she
responded somebody said something about her, um, you know, orchestrating
this sleep together and so she was responding to it.
Or she just put that out there. Oh she put

(02:13):
that out there because I made a joke about it.
She was just responding to somebody with the with the
nose as a picture. But but you know, there is
a post recently from Queen's of Bravo, a realtor post
about pump listing coming soon. So it looks like there's
a real estate post. I can't even read it. Can

(02:34):
you read it? Because all my glasses on, I I
can't well, I mean little. I think the big thing
is is faces by Bravo reports. Pump allegedly had an
eviction notice posted on it during Super Bowl weekend a
month before this news of liquor license suspension Tom tim
renewed and then but then what they wrote that actually was,
you know interesting? Is the irony of Ken and Lisa

(02:59):
offering to bail the Tom's out in these last two
episodes while allegedly not paying their own rent is rich
Pump rules. Okay, if you've had a rick and mortar before,
which I have not, Okay, it's it's a little different,
and they might be fighting over something. There might be
like the landlord like raised the lease and it wasn't

(03:19):
warranted and it wasn't agreed upon. They're obviously thinking about
moving locations. So I think there's more to it than
we know, because I seriously doubt that Leasavanner Pump doesn't
have money to pay a rent um. I personally, it's no,
I don't care. I want the you know, businesses to
do well. I think that the fact that we continue

(03:39):
to talk about the scandal, all of it all, shows
that we want more people to go watch the show.
It's a good. It's a good. I watched it last night.
It's good we finally got Arianna's statement, which all of
it I mean one. She looks stunning in that photo
and that beautiful dress. She looks like it angel and

(04:01):
it's high. Where to begin. I want to express my
most sincere gratitude for the outpouring of love and support
I have received from friends, family, and people I've never
met in the last two weeks. When I have felt
like I couldn't even stand, you all have given me
the strength to continue and seen me through my darkest
hours to say I've been devastated and broken. In his understatement, however,
I know I am not in this alone. So many

(04:22):
of my closest friends are also grieving this loss right
now and reeling from this betrayal on so many levels.
I'm so effing lucky to have the best support system
in the world, and hope I can repay every single
person for the love you have shown me. But this
line is the kicker. What doesn't kill me? Better run Lona,

(04:43):
who like that by you have you heard any inside information?
I know you talked to some of the cast, Do
you know anything new? Like are they living together still?
Did he move out? Is he sleeping on someone's couch?
Does he have an apartment? Are they selling the house?
You know a of this. I think they're still living
in the same allegedly trying to figure out next steps. Um,

(05:08):
but I do think. I mean, you could see on
last night's episode when he saw Raquel walk in. I
don't know if they were sleeping together at this point,
but you could see his eyes light up when he
saw Raquel when she walked into the guy's night I
saw his I didn't pay that much attention. Oh, I
was that? Is episode five the recent one? Or is

(05:30):
there episode six? Oh? I haven't seen that one. I
saw five, so I'm gonna have to. So what is
the line in it that Andy basically says, you would
think we re edit this or recut it. Is it
because there's a thing that goes on between Lala and
tonight Last night was the episode where she Raquel hooks
up with all of her Garcel's son and it's kind

(05:54):
of uh, they're in Vegas, and she was kissing them. Yeah,
but I did see that one. No, But then it's
it continues on. Then what happens is after Raquel hooks
up with him, she comes in the room drunk and
is like eating in the bed, and the girls. If
this hatn't have happened with Scandal all, it would have

(06:14):
looked very mean. Girls like the girls are just like
tearing Raquel to shreds because Raquel's listening from the side.
And then Raquel comes in and has a conversation with Laala,
and she pretty much is like, you don't even have
a man for me to steal. Once Lalla says to her,
I wouldn't trust you drunk around my man. That's what
I think Andy's talking about, because I did see previous

(06:37):
at that. Yeah, so I think there's just already so much.
And then all of Katie's confessionals are pretty much like
I wouldn't trust her. She has a sole interest in
other people's boyfriend's husband, Like she's not interested if it's
not one of her friends. Right, well, I will tell
you who I think is an absolute angel is James's girlfriend.

(06:59):
I think in order to be with James, you can't
fully be an she's yeah, she is just so sweet. Well,
and why didn't tell them the Actually I was drugged
to one of his DJ's things with my friend and
met him the same exact way. Raquel, did I know
I saw that? Um well, maybe that boy you went

(07:21):
to go see the Maybe she did and they didn't
show it. You know how that goes well in the
confessional after. But yeah, she'll find out at the When
is the reunion filming? It's I think it's next week.
And allegedly we have no idea. Um uh, both Shena

(07:42):
and Raquel cannot be together because there's a restraining order.
Because there's a restraining order. But I mean we we
got we gotta get to other We gotta get back
to housewives, guys, But keep watching Banderpump Rules. It's really good.
Clearly I was making a joke about thinking she paid
them to do it. That being said, anybody that's on
a reality show is paid to cause shiit. So okay,

(08:05):
now you just double Now you just double down. You
don't think for one second, Lisa Vanderpump paid anybody to
say okay, just leave it. Period. For one second, I
think you're paid to be on Orange County to bring
the drama for every single person. Yeah, that's on a
reality show is paid to do just that. Do I

(08:27):
think Lisa Vanderhumt's pulling twenties out of her freaking pocket? No?
Well maybe, Do I think she incentivised her to cheat? No?
Do I think you know, if you want to make
it on a reality show, at some point, you're gonna
have to do some shit. Do I think this is
really up shit? Yes, it is crossing the line. Yes, yes,
but they I mean, in all due respect, they've all

(08:49):
slept with each other at this point. Correct, But speaking
of sleeping with other people. Um. Allegedly, Real Housewife Potomac
star Robin Dixon's husband one was fired as the basketball
coach wait just recently, yes, oh good duck. The Real
Housewives Potoma husband Wad left his position as the head

(09:10):
of basketball coach of Coopen State University. This came out
after he was named in a lawsuit that claimed a
former player of his was extorted and sexually assaulted by
one of One's coaching staff, and that One allegedly failed
to appropriately report this matter. Entering into this program. Just
prior to the start of twenty seventeen, eighteen season one
had a fifty one and one hundred and thirty one

(09:31):
record with the Eagles during his time spent as the
head coach. One one one one, It is not twenty
twenty three is not a good year for one twenty
twenty one. You better come on to Potomac next season,
whether Robin is a friend or a housewife, and be
on your best stand by air. Yes, just stop one

(09:52):
stop one. Why don't you get off Instagram? One? Focus
on LinkedIn LinkedIn, Yeah you go? Or maybe you can
be TikTok famous. Well, you know what, We can only
hope to aspire to do such things. And TikTok famous,
I mean, we're not Teddy and I mean Teddy Teddy
who knows people. Here's the thing, Tamra. Everyone keeps messaging

(10:15):
me telling me how to say it and how different ways,
and I still don't can't. It's I mean, but I
feel like I'm getting less and less smart. Is it
that it's probably hanging out with me because we're sharing
a brain. We can ye, yesterday I had to ask
late to help me add something up because I couldn't
even grasp two days this seven days here, Like I

(10:37):
was like write this down and help me. She's like,
you have issues. I think like, the less you use
your brain, it's like a muscle, right, then you forget things.
I'm just gonna leave it at that. Well, let's take
a little break so then we can come back and
really use our big brains to recap Real Housewives of Miami.

(11:01):
So we are back Miami. Now, did you enjoy this reunion?
I enjoyed it, but gosh, it was a lot of slinging.
I saw a lot. I started thinking at the beginning,
I'm like, we need to bring back secrets revealed from
Miami because even their unseen footage is so good. I'm like,

(11:23):
i want like bring back the old stuff that we
haven't seen and show us because there's a lot of
stuff that we need to see. It all Andy Now.
I thought it was funny that they literally sat on
the couch and they were there one minute and they're like,
let's take a break, and then all of a sudden,
it's backstage where all the ship was had. There was
more shit going on backstage, and there was on that
tiny little couch and yes it's a tiny couch. I

(11:45):
made sure I looked at him like, oh my god
like Marisaul was sitting on Kiki's lap. I was at
one point where like Keki was tring to look around
Marsa and I know, like Keiki needed to just rest
her tit on. How about you want to kept up
up out good to have? I know, I mean I

(12:06):
loved Within ten minutes, two housewives were clapping obnoxiously at
Alexeia every time she did something. I need to just listen.
I think Alexeia is a great housewife, but she but
she was exhausting this this episode. I didn't agree with

(12:30):
most of what she said. So Nicole, this is what
I missed, and maybe it was on the show and
I didn't see it. Um Nicole said if she didn't
apologize to Julia, she would be canceled, and I kept thinking,
what did she do? What did she do? And then
they show where she says something along the lines of, um,

(12:51):
you're not a feminist, You'll turn and turn this into
an LGBTQ whatever. Yeah, and then she goes but that's
when she goes, I'm more that than you. But was
that shown? No? They showed that in like like at
the reunion, but that was not shown. That was that
was no she said that at the reunion. No, I know,

(13:13):
but it wasn't. It was like an unseen clip. Yeah,
but she kind of went for everybody there was. You know,
the couches were so divided even when we got into
I mean, the only thing where the cast seemed fully
aligned is when they talked about Julia and Martina. I
thought that Julia did a really excellent job of talking

(13:35):
about her relationship, talking about things that were going on
in her life, and also she was really good at reflecting.
At one point, she was saying something Julia was and
I was like, she was talking about Martina's cancer, and
I literally just got chills. It's just so sad. Yeah,
I mean it was really um. But the one thing

(13:57):
we didn't find as Alexia does not want to be
known as the meaning. As she's screaming at Adriana, I'm like, well,
if you don't want to be known as a mean girl,
and you might want to tone it down. Yeah, I mean,
if she called her the devil, he's calling her the devil.
I mean, she kind of and then she when she
said to Lisa, oh, Lisa, you know, maybe your husband

(14:20):
wouldn't have left you, like done the things to you
if you had more self confidence, if you didn't let him,
I think she said. But one of the things she's
most upset with Adriana about is Adriana taking things and
you know, making parallels that ultimately hurt her. That's a
parallel you shouldn't make. Right now. She's not in a
place where she needs to be talked to about her

(14:41):
self confidence. And if she, if she had a higher
self confidence, she wouldn't have been cheated on. I mean,
that is that was a low blow. And that's what
she said to her friend, her actual friend. I know,
she's just said she was out of line in so
many ways, and it's like, what are you doing? She
does she she would not apologize for certain things and

(15:02):
would overly apologize to Julia, And then it makes me wonder,
was she worried about getting canceledd Was she worried that
this was going to come up? Has she been worried
about it all season? I think she was probably trying
to apologize, but she didn't believe in her apologies, so
you know, it was just a bunch of excuses. But
kind of skipping over to Larsa a little bit, I
believe I believe more that Larsa's butt is real than

(15:26):
I believe that she has sex. What was it? Oh yeah,
four times a night, four times a night for twenty
twenty three years out as time for that. Come on,
I'm sorry if you want to say every night, fine,
four times a night. She was talking about her ex
husband while her boyfriend is in the and why was

(15:48):
he there? And not only him? It was a friend
of hers in the dressing room. I think that was
her glam. I thought it was a friend. I thought
I said friend, and it was like it's always been
a close set. Don't understand, nless he's gonna go on stage.
I don't know. But I love when Andy gets mad
at a housewife. She got a little bit of a
tongue lashing. Um, yeah, because she wasn't even understanding that

(16:12):
what she said about Nicole was was damning. But yet
she's furious, like she's saying, well, I wasn't judging when
I said out of wedlock. Like there was just a
lot of hypocritical things that Larsa did. Do I think
she stirred it a good job during it, yes, but
I don't know. There's a little bit of about ownership. Yeah,
Andy you could tell Andy was in having it either.

(16:34):
He's like, does Larsa hit me lad the belt? And
I think everybody had everybody on that couch. Everybody And
that's what I'm saying that the opposite couches, the other
couch can't even see. They're blinded by like the og
except for Lisa. Lisa kind of stood up for herself. Yeah. Yeah,

(16:54):
but I mean, no matter what Nicole does the other
side of the couch, most of them just hate her. Well,
clearly they have reason too, because she's first seat. Her
life seems pretty good. She Yeah. I mean, Larsa even
dogged out her job and said, I have a real job.
I don't put people to sleep, Like, are you kidding me? Oh,

(17:15):
That's what gave me chills is she said that Nicole
was actually the anaceusiologist for Martin. Oh yeah. When Julius
said that, Joy at that and I was like, oh,
but I think, like you can't I get if you
want to throw low blows, but like, I don't get it.
It just feels like did you kind of feel like
Andy did not believe half the stuff that Larsa was saying.

(17:38):
He was really challenging everything she said well, because it's
one thing to say, like I this is how I feel.
But she she tries to throw it out there and
then pretend she said it in a different way, right right,
But like you obviously when you say I didn't judge
you for having a baby out of woodlock, you're putting
that out there for sure, even saying that phrase putting

(18:00):
it out there. She goes backstage and she goes to
Marcus like how am I doing? Oh, you're doing great,
and the other girls like they're not letting you talk,
and then, um, what did she say? She said, I
just want to talk about you and I Marcus. It's
like you do know he was on the show like
there's not much to say. Gertie did make me laugh
when they said if she were to marry Marcus, if
she would have both last names. I know. Well, okay,

(18:26):
So speaking of an account to Finsta, we talked about
that earlier. Um Larsa created an account to take Nicole down.
I mean, Finsta's are the new broken back. Okay, every
housewife has one. I don't so do we know what
this account is? I don't know what this acco'n to.

(18:46):
We're gonna have to ask Nicole about it. We're gonna
have to ask Nicole, but Marisol says that she got
a DM that Nicole didn't sleep with all the doctors,
but many of them and she was still married. Nicole
says that was probably from Larsa's Fenn stuff she created
was zero followers Larsa. Then she throws it seems like
whenever Larsa's called out for anything she does, then she

(19:09):
hits below the belt, which is what she says. But
then even the way she says it, She's like, I'm
a winner. I win all the time, blah blah blah
like I And I'm like, do you think you're winning
right now? She's I hate to break it to you,
he's like hunting. Well, but she's not winning, She's just fight.
I had to laugh at how they did a flashback
of the reunion back then for Miami. It was in

(19:30):
the clubhouse. Well what about when Nicole said you were
with a married man and Larsa says, no, I wasn't.
And then they show the news clipping of Malik Beasley
and I'm like, oh, no, I read that everywhere. Yeah there,
I mean, and then the whole mirror mirror on the
wall was brought up. I definitely think that that mirror

(19:51):
should be in the clubhouse. I think that mirror And
then Larsa going, oh, you couldn't have come up with
that myself, and then Marris I'll go, I'm clever, and
I couldn't have come up with it by myself. I'm
a shit who came up with it? If it was
her and her glamp whatever, it was great. I loved it. Um.
What I didn't like is Lisa. She kept saying like

(20:13):
Nicole has nothing going on in her marriage, and then
she alluded that Anthony likes her and that's why he
talks about her, and I'm like wait, and then she
said Nicole looks like a child. Well what about the
unseen footage when they show the event where so yeah, yeah,
pe keys saying that she thinks all the models she knows,

(20:37):
models that have allegedly hooked up with Linny, and then
they show the unseen footage at an event of Lisa's
where Linny didn't want to come in with the group
and Lisa's pleading with him. It doesn't even surprise me anymore.
Every time Lenny's on the show and it's feeling it
for a few years or forever. He's so disconnected, and
that's says like, you can't tell me you you were blindsided? Boy?

(21:00):
Is this is what doesn't make sense? Why does Why
can't she say, Oh, that's him, that's him at at events.
Like it's one thing to say he's an introvert, he
does not like event, but then you say he's obsessed
with the Halloween party and wants five five hundred to
six hundred people there. So you either like attention and

(21:21):
you like to be around people or you don't like
I can say yes, I like attention. Do I love events? No,
Like it's until we love it. We don't like events
until we have a couple of drinks. Yeah, if we hadn't,
then we're doing the worm on the floor. Then we
don't care what we're doing. We're going to figure out
a way to stay until we get kicked out of bikinis.

(21:42):
Where bikinis walking in your backyard? Yeah, but that's what
I've an event. It's just my house. We can we
can make a party anywhere. But my point is you
can't say I don't like going to events and then
you know that's one of your non negotiables. With your
X you know, your future X wife. But I don't know.

(22:02):
I thought there was. So they have one more episode
to the union, right, the three parter, yeah, I think,
and then we're done, and then we're down to one
housewife show. Right, that means another one must Well, you
would think, well, we'll have a girls trip. You did
see Andy did? Yeah? Girls trip? When you did see
Andy did a video recently saying it's coming soon. It

(22:26):
would actually was on What Happens Live right, Well, he
said it looked so good. He was like, oh my gosh,
I'm laughing out loud, old school Orange County can't wait. Which, no,
what about fan thoughts? Fan thoughts? Uh? Somebody said Marisol

(22:51):
kept budding into every conversation. I don't remember that I do,
just because there was she was. I mean, I'm a
butter inner as well as we all know. But she
but head but head. But she kept doing it in
times that it didn't really make sense for her to do.
So she was on the couch a lot for a friend.

(23:13):
She was on the couch the whole time in time,
So it's like, why can't we just call her a
housewife because at this point, like because obviously she's doing
it for less money. Allegedly so was Adriana though, but Adriana,
oh what about the fight between Alexeia and Adriana in
the dressing room? And I know I hadn't even gotten
she called her the devil and she's yelling at her,

(23:34):
and Adriana did the best thing ever, She set back
and clapped. It was her second Oh clat what's it
called applause. For the first ten months of the show,
Alexia was getting well. I think that, yeah, it just
there's obviously so much bad blood in between those two.
But I think that Marisol was just well. Alexea telling

(23:57):
Adriana that she needs to be medicated, oh yeah, not great.
Yeah it's not good. But there was so much yelling,
and that's another fan thought, too much yelling. Even Andy
dropped the F bomb, saying, you guys are all effing
talking at the same time, which is annoying. I know,
you started to see like different sides of their even faces,
because like normally they're so like protective of like skin,

(24:18):
and now they're look right. Um. Then the next fan
thought is Larsa is awful. How is only fans more
of a real job than being an anesthe's yallow. Oh
wait wait wait wait was that what she was referring
to that she put the job talking Nicole puts people
to sleep and uh and Larsa gets people up, gets

(24:39):
something up. Yeah. Yeah, so her job is more important.
I mean, of all the things like you, maybe you
should have thought through that put down a little. She
went to med school. I think she's fine. I think
that what um as much just selling your feet on
the internet as a really is a very good talent.
Victor went to college for eight years for that. Oh

(25:04):
my gosh. But I mean I think it's really good.
I think that oh what oh the peak funnel, Well,
where are you funneling that into? That's my question. That
goes like you squat on that which is pretty big
and it's soft, and then the pea comes out and
you can have like a wiener or you can just
take it off and go straight down. So and a

(25:24):
cup the toilet toilet. Now, I go on, if you're
going to a toilet, why do you need that? Well,
for me personally, I bought it this one I have had.
I had another one for my competition, because you don't
want to get pea on your leg. Because then your
spray tan will drift. Um. This was when I had
my own leg. Well, when you have a spray tan,

(25:44):
it's I mean, I'm telling you are buttered up with
spray tan. And if you pee and it happens to
get one drop anywhere because you have to squat. You
can't sit on the toilet because then you get God,
you're so tanned. It's sticky, it's gross, it's thick. Um.
So I actually bought this. I never had to use
it when I had my surgery, because I knew it
was gonna be so hard to like, sit you can't

(26:05):
use your something bustles, sit down and get up. So
I thought, well, if anything, I can just stand up
like a guy and just yeah you know, yeah, I mean,
I get it. But how often have you used it? Never?
That's why I'm putting my hands in it. I licking it.
Oh No, nothing sexier than watching Tamra looks silicone. Oh

(26:25):
my gosh, oh my god. All right, I gotta go
to the green screen. All right, Well we saw that, um,
Gina Gina hot? Did you see Gina's new interview? Look,
I'm like, my holy smokes, that girl's on fire. She
looks really good. Well, she said that she was doing taglines,

(26:46):
which which put Tamera will not comment on this, but
I will because I saw it with my own eyes
that she said we are filming taglines, which puts to
rest any rumors that she has been demoted to an eight.
Has not been. I never believe that for one second. One.
So we should do a little questionnaire for our Twats followers.

(27:09):
What do you guys think Tamra's tagline should be? Okay,
I'll put it on Instagram right now and ask all right,