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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy, Melon Can's and
camera Jedge. Hello, so we are back to teas in
a pond, Hi Tamara, Yes we are, and one of us.
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You've got some long hair. They're going Teddy, Um, do
you know I like it? Do you like it? I
love I love it, But I hated it working out.
But this morning, I'm not kidding. I like once a
week I step on the scale. So yesterday I had
weighed myself just to like have a general idea, and
then my hair felt so heavy when I woke up
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this morning that I was like, I am curious, how
much do this hair? Ways? I got on the scale
this morning, and I know that I did not do
anything to gain weight yesterday, and I gave it two pounds.
I don't have here is two pounds. You can fluctuate
from fluid with two pounds. No, I am telling you
there's four packs of hair in my head. Um, it's
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so heavy. You can see my like necklift. It's so heavy.
It's like, well, then I'm gonna then I'm gonna start
taking two pounds off my weight because it's all hair. Um,
I don't know. Well, I'll check back in tomorrow and
let you know if things even back out. But I
was like, if my hair, if I have two pounds
of hair in my head, this can't ultimately be a
good thing. And then it made me think how much
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did Teresa's wedding hair way? Because oh my god, did
you imagine it had to weigh at least five pounds
seven pounds? If not more hail to the know, I
would have my neck would hurt. How's your wrist? Um,
I just made an appointment for the have an X ray,
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so it's still hurting. I mean I was literally swollen.
It's really small and stay. So I was literally writing
my motorcycle. I have a live Fire, which is an
electric motorcycle. And Eddie and I went to Santiago Canyon.
We were out for five hours. Um, all this, and
then I get back to the house. I'm in the
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drive minway driveways a little bit on a slope and
I had to just back it up. It wasn't even on.
I had to back it up, and when I did,
I don't know what happened, but I dropped it to
the right and I was so afraid of screwing up
the bike. I put my hand down didn't hurt instantly.
I think it's sprained because of that, because it didn't
hurt instantly. But that night I woke up and I
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thought I was not to go the emergency. I was
literally crying to hurt so bad. I had a pain
pill from my surgery, so I took that. That helped that.
I was drugged on my ass all day. Yesterday I
couldn't even function. I couldn't even talk yesterday because of it.
But today I'm like, it looks really swollen, like twice
as big as my other hand. So I think I
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might just go get it, just go get a check
in case I need to put you in a hardcast
for slave. Did remember she brokers and they just put
in a hardcast for two weeks. It wasn't the end
of the world. And now she has like a little
one that she can do everything like her everything. I
have a little yeah, I have a little soft one
on um from when Eddie broke his hand. He gave
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it to me, so I have that on. It feels
better with it on. It's just my wrist. But the
first time it was like I couldn't move my fingers.
I don't have any strength in it. But I'm like,
are you kidding me? Is not my year? After six
weeks of recovering from surgery. Now I gotta deal with this,
like I know, doesn't it know? We need you out,
we need you out of ten. I mean, we've got
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a lot of housewife headlines to get through. I mean,
Juan is keeping us in business, just his his alleged mistress.
I know, I hate reporting on a mistress, especially when
they're out speaking about it. It It just makes me question there, well,
it makes they're truthful. Well, I think if there's regardless
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that they're truthful or not, it's just am other women
if it is anything than professional or friends like so
you don't know, I know, well, you know, Eddy used
to get a lot of people like girls asking about
fitness stuff and then he's so sweet and naive, like
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he would sit there and talk. I go, you can't
do that, you can't do that. People take that as
something like what should I do for this? Oh you
should do this, and I don't don't. No, So anyways,
so one Dixon's a legend mistress speaks out and she
basically has a lot to say. Robin Dixon has some
explaining to do after her husband One's a legend. Mistress
came forward, claiming his relationship with a repularity isn't real
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and it's just for TV. According to One's other woman,
Robbin's recollection of events regarding the female losing her wallet
and one pain for her hotel room and then leaving
doesn't make sense. Which it doesn't make sense. We all
doree with that, although light on detail. She told George,
who's George? She told? George says that's the person she
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was talking to. Oh, she told George says the story
is outrageous, confirming that she allegedly hung out with One
at a hotel. The alleged mistress also claims that she
believes the story Robin is spitting came directly from One
after he realized he got caught. Duh. It was very
clear that the relationship was for TV. It was for
the fans, It was for a paycheck. The other woman
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claimed this was their obligation. They needed to do what
they need to do pretty much for TV. She alleged
that One told her he had respect for Robin, but
it was not a real relationship. Um, anybody that has
a relationship this long, that's just for t V. I'm
not buying it. I mean, they have kids together, they
have a relationship. Clearly it's a rocky relationship, but it's
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it's a relationship. One reminds me of who he reminds
me of the Ben Affleck meme from the Grammys. She's
just like, he's just okay, wait, did you actually read
into that? Because I I anytime I see a Ben Affleck,
he's always looks miserable. So I didn't read into it.
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What were they fighting or something? No, according to of course,
I went down the entire rabbit. I know. That's why
I'm asking you because according to somebody who sat at
their table, she reported on TikTok that even though they
keep showing that meme, that what you're actually seeing is
Jennifer Lopez had seen the meme on her phone pop
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up already while they were at the Grammys, And so
she goes to show him and they start laughing about it.
But like when she goes to show him and says,
can you please smile? People are already making fun of you.
Like either way, that's a wife would That's what a
wife would say. I've never known amazing face like his
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resting bitch face. Is just he looks stoned. To me,
he looks stoned. That's a typical stoned face. And I
know he doesn't do he doesn't drink. Just who knows
what he is doing. But those memes that reminds me
of one Dixon, Like, I'm I I may be here
in spirit, but I'm actually not here. Um. Yeah, I
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gotta believe he's one of those guys that just hates
that stuff. Um. Which then we get back to our boy, Wuan.
This this situation has given Robin a one on one
sit down with Andy. Reunion Part three airs on Sunday,
March five. The reunion concludes is Ashley and Candas discussed
the events that led to the dissolution of their once
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burgaining friendship, which I'm like, did they really have a
friendship now? Um? The husband's joined and Chris confronts Giselle,
which would be great because then we have Chris on
with us to talk about that, and then Karen faces
off against Charisse, and then Andy has a special post
reunion conversation with Robin and dives into Robin's bombshell and
mission that Juan was inappropriate communicating with another woman prior
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to the wedding. I hope for our sake that she
will say, like we had a knockout, drag out fight
because of this happen, Like you have to show some
emotion here. Just saying he was born during the pandemic
isn't going to it won't put a stop to everybody
talking about this. You have to somehow well. I I
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don't know if she will. I don't know if she will.
I think it's an extension of her Watch What Happens
Live appearance and I think you saw how she was
on the show, like Noah and before anyone comes by
me by knockout, drag out, I did not mean any
physical altercation. The fact that I even have to say that,
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I just mean that, like show that there's was an
actual situation that you guys worked through. Don't just say like, oh,
you know, just don't brush over it now that we
all know and you've talked about it, right Heather Gay More.
Heather Gay stories the show's over, but Heather Gay lives on.
Heather Gay says she's no longer Gen Shaw's wright or
die friend. My focus is on the victims. How convenient
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it changed in dynamic. Heather Gay opens up about where
she stands with gen Shaw after the Louder conviction for
wire fraud. I was labeled right or die because I
had a friend that was looking at me and telling
me she was innocent. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake
City Star exclusively told us Weekly everything changed for me
when she pled guilty. Now my focus is on the
victims and her family and the collateral damage of this
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crime that she has perpetuated and admitted to perpetuating, and
I just hope that everyone can be made whole. Now
let's talk about that for a little bit, because even
if she she did plead guilty, she that's not what
she was saying at the reunion. That's not what she's
saying at the reunion that she came into our hotel
room with gen Shaw. At Brovo Con she was still
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hanging out with her. So I'm a little bit confused.
And why she's saying this is just convenient because gen
Shaw is now gone and she's gotta, you know, win
the fans back. Why not just say this, like we
get a Heather, you realize you made a mistake, and
now you want to make you know right your wrongs.
But then just say, hey, listen. Watching back, I realized
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how ignorant I was and the mistakes that I made,
And this is what I'm going to do about it now.
Even watching the reunion, I didn't realize what I was,
you know, right or dying for And now I do,
and I'm disgusted with myself. Whatever well that would be,
but that would be the truth, right, and that she
runs from the truth. Well, some people have a strange
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relationship with the truth. I think I think Heather is
very intelligent, and I think that sometimes when you haven't
really intelligent, probably should desire dumb people like me. I
think when you're really intelligent, then you have a way
of maneuvering and changing the narrative and deflecting where I'm like,
I'm just like, yeah, I did it, I did it.
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Uh well, um, speaking of owning your truth, this is
not on our Housewife headlines, but I figured I would
just share it with you now. I sent a text
message today, so it's been something that's been on my
heart for a while, and I realized, like, why am
I carrying around this like old baggage of like resentment
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and things that happened years ago? Who did you reach
out to I wrote a text message today and it says,
pay blank. I want you to guess so it's too
It's Teddy. Just saw you on a Jeff Lewis post.
You look great and happy. Me and tamer have a
number one podcast on My Heart and would love to
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have you on. I of course have some things I
would like to apologize for. I think it could be
healing for both of us to fully close that chapter
and have some laughs. Let me know if you're down.
Denise Richards correct, but she has not responded, but she's
probably She's probably mad at me. I mean too because
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of Ultimate Girl's Trip, which, by the way, with something
that I said, I didn't play exactly how it went down,
So it was something I had talked with Brandy off camera,
and then the last night we were out I think
it was last night. Um, she had said on camera
to show the like hey, Tamra, can you tell me
what you said last night about Denise? And I'm like,
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oh my god. Really, So then I had to like,
it wasn't something I was really wanting to put out there,
but it happened. I don't care. I was staying at
the same hotel in New York where we were sitting
and having a good time. I I adore, I always have. Yeah.
I mean, here's the thing. My situation with Denise was
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way before anything that happened on that trip. We were
having issues that were like off camera stuff and like
just that. Well, I remember the scene. I remember the scene.
Can you okay? Yeah? What did you say? No? Not
at lunch? At the table were you guys all at
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It was at lunch or dinner a bunch of you
in New York or when we were in what country
we were in? I don't even remember what country we
were in. I don't remember. I don't know if you
were on a trip or not. You could have been
on a trip, you mean in Rome when I was pregnant,
or in New York when I was filming with her
when our issues started, when she asked me there was
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something having to do with Charlie. She don't want to
bring it up. So it's when you basically said, I'm
just gonna say it, um that same. I don't know
where you were then, Yeah, we were in Rome And
here still the way I feel about it, Do I
think that going back, if I would have done anything differently?
Probably not. It was the situation we were in and
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it was going to play well, you're doing your job. Yeah,
But that being said, I still want to apologize for
how it ended up and how it did it end up.
She just stopped showing up, that was it. But how
how it ended for you guys, like you know, yeah,
we I mean we spoke saying it, but it was
on zoom because it was during the pandemic, and then
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I was blocked on social media. That's the year that
Brandy did not go to the reunion that was your brand.
None of us went. We were all on a computer,
but they weren't going to have her. Yeah, but we
never got to really have a conversation, you know, at
reunion setting like it's everybody chiming in. And the bigger
issue for her wasn't necessarily that I brought it up.
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It was like how it all happened. You were you
friendly with her prior to her coming on at Beverly Hills. No,
but we we were friendly her first season. We all
were friends, you know. It wasn't until that kind of
shifted when we were in New York and then there
was like some issues with the way that her husband
was treating me. But either way, I don't want to
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carry this shift around anymore. I just want to be like, hey,
let's move on, let's talk about this, and we're not
on the shows anymore, let's go. Maybe it's because I know,
but it's just one of those things, like, you know,
I had cast members in the past that we were
do in our job and we were on camera, like
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a lot of people had said things about me to
say things about them, But some of these fired housewives
still hold on to She said this sun casts like, dude,
this is a job. I wasn't lying. Get over it,
which is what Queens of Bravo posted something today. Things
are already sensitive between Teresa and the Gorghas, but for
Marge to report the entire conversation back to mel and
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Joe was giving hints a bone collector, and then people
are responding back. If we applaud Ashley shrid Kyle, et
cetera for bone collecting, I'm doing the same for Marge.
Melissa's going to see what was said on TV afterwards,
So might as well be said by marjuring this season.
I agree with what the Bravo Life is saying here
because this if you're coming onto this you know there
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is going to be ship sterred. You know, if you're
going to a life do you do you disagree with
what Marge did? Do? I think the timing seemed a
little odd at the second that she did it, but
I think she also was trying to hold Teresa accountable
to you know, some of the things that she disagreed with. Yeah,
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it was Louis though that piste drop by saying that
she was it was an insecure move, or she's insecure
or something like that. Isn't that what Melissa got mad about? Yeah,
but I think Melissa was already mad, which will get
us to our next group of headlines. Okay, Dolores believes Teresa, Joe,
and Melissa need to put it into their tumultuous relationship
by cutting all ties. Yeah. Um, I've never taken aside,
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but with family, you don't because you lose at the
end of the day, she said, And watch what happens live.
I just think it's time for them to really part ways.
I do. If there's no peace in life being together,
then I think it's time, she said. And well, maybe
she knows more than the rest of us because she's
working closely with them. I mean, that's pretty sad. I
think that one of them needs to get off TV. Yeah,
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for sure. Well, I also think the fans are are
tired of this. Oh, I actually disagree. I don't think
one of the and means to be off TV. You
don't think so okay, No, I think, well, you know what,
You're right, because if one gets off and the other
one's gonna be jealous that the other one still on,
and then it's going to be a fight about something
totally different. I made it and you didn't. Yeah, so
I mean, I stand corrected. I don't think there's ever
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gonna There's obviously going to continue to have issues, But
I do think that show would not do well without
one of I don't know if it's necessarily Melissa or Joe,
but like one of those two hold the like they
hold the men together, they hold the women together, like
there has to feel like it. I feel like there's
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a huge division. I feel like they're like, I don't know,
just from the first episode, I feel like Melissa and
Joe are not even on the show. They're like way
over in the corner and everybody else is on this show.
So I'm hoping it changes, but right now it seems weird,
has a weird feeling to it. Yeah, definitely. But then
we've got to get to Melissa Gorga's text. So there's
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text that we're on the show. And then there was
one that was leaked to social media from Teresa's camp. Basically, well,
it wasn't leaked from Teresa's camp, it was leaked from
Teresa's podcast. Okay, I didn't I wasn't sure where it
came from. Yeah, So should we just go in, get into,
get into the first episode of New Jersey. I think overall,
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I thought it was a great first episode. They get
right into the drama. Normally, first episodes are re equainting,
you know, families and what's been going on in your
life and what are you doing? And but they went
straight to the eighties party and and of course the
photo ship was quite hilarious. Well, I have a question
for you in regards to Jersey. So Tracy was edited
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out of the reunion only to show up to film
to be edited out of filming. Remember she was there,
I know I have that, actually have that in my notes.
So her and her husband were there. Did you see Tiki, Yeah,
gating and they put that out and I thought at
first I only saw her. Then I replayed it, I'm like,
oh my god, why would they be there. I would
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be like, I'm good, I don't need to be on TV.
You cut me out of everything I filmed, so why
am I going back? Um? She I get evidently she's
a good sport, but she's just at the party. It's
like she's got a spot on the show this year, right, No,
but I think this also does you could you saw
in this episode And I'm just pointing it out in
the beginning because it doesn't really matter even where this
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falls here, but the difference in Jackie's personality now that
she is a friend of you see a certain level
of not feeling comfortable, and this is what ends up
happening oftentimes when people do come back Jackie were talking.
I'm switching over to Jackie because well the part where
the two nude chicks were talking and they were kind
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of edging out Jackie and Jackie goes, um, you're just
not even talking to me or making eye contact, and
then Rachel goes, oh, they just had it. I'm sorry,
there's a lot of another scene. No, she said, I'm sorry,
there's a lot of moving parts here that I'm trying
to navigate, and then they cut it cut away, So
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it wasn't even like they didn't even give her Like
you can see Jackie was coming in to try to,
you know, make a voice for herself, get some conversations going,
and then all of a sudden they just took no
big deal. But if anybody else, they would have kept
going and the cameras and the conversation would have kept going.
But I think Jackie was actually I think what was
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happening was Jackie was actually breaking the fourth wall. Oh
and I think she was saying, you know, you're new here,
and now you're just blocking me out because you're a housewife.
And I mean at this point I didn't see it
like that. I wasn't well because I think I have
filmed once, not even as a friend of but the
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one time that I did film, I were remember having
that moment of feeling like this feels really different, Which
is why I can go back to thinking some of
the times of like seeing Jackie do that, some of
the times like Camille came in hot and started acting wild,
is because you're you're trying to make a place, and
I wonder if that's going to happen with Jackie was well,
it already did even with the photo shoot. I mean
happened twice. At the photo shoot. They didn't really emphasize
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much on her. Obviously Evan was in the calendar, but
there wasn't much conversation or camera on her. Well. Also,
at this point, do we even know who friend of
are and housewife? Like? I feel like, so if that's
what I was going to ask you, because I was
kind of confused. So we have Rachel Danielle, and then
is there another one, um, Jennifer Jennifer, isn't there another Okay?
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So Danielle, she's the one that looks like if someone
from Toddler's and TRS had grown grown up to be
a housewife. That is her. I love her. I freaking
love her. I love her um, I love her husband.
I love how really it's like even when the child right,
I love when the child her daughter flipped off the
camera like so good. I mean, they are a product
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of their mama, that's for sure, and I love it.
I like, I like their whole it felt natural, their
home dynamic to me. I know somebody that were on
the group text with disagrees with us there, but I
didn't feel like she was a try hard. I liked it. Okay,
So how did you like the intro of the show?
It literally gave me chills and I would really like
for you to sing the song I have to believe
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we are magic and then you're like seeing the close
ups moving around way I felt like about to take place.
I know the destiny will arrive, and then they have
Teresa come through the door. Now do you know who
originally sang that song? Come on, I don't I live
in Newton John. Oh no, I don't know that it
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might have been when she Wasn't she and Xanna do
or something like that. Wasn't there a band that she
was in? Maybe I'm wrong us. I found your click
taurus too. Um. Okay? Then, and I one more question
about their intro. Why do they have the same cast picture?
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They just add people change their dress color. I think
as they've had for ten years. She's still in a
sky dress. I don't know plan why they don't change it.
I also don't understand why they have a cast so large,
and when when you do that, you can't have two
people with the same name. I can't have two Jennifers,
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like I cannot have Jenner Aiden and then this new
Jennifer and try to keep track. Okay, but okay, so
we know that for sure that Danielle is a new housewife,
So Rachel is not a housewife. I think Danielle and
Rachel are housewives the house That's what I knew. Jennifer
is just a friend, and that's a friend of Margaret's, right, yes,
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but not the friend of Margaret's that's attacking her online,
right right, right, right? Um, But it starts off with
Louis making hot sausage for dinner and him saying to Teresa,
you know you love hot sausage. Margaret, Margaret, trimmy nose
hairs on Joe. I'm with here with that. I can't
stand nose hairs Melissa and Joe in their rental house. Well, Melissa,
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but we have to talk about Melissa's text, talking about
the texting with Teresa, because this is where she shares
the part where she says, uh, the night of the
reunion taping. Um, she sends a text and production shows
crop text on the screen during this Then this week
somebody leaked the full text between Teresa and Melissa showing
that there's communication between the two um and the text. Okay,
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so it was released that it says Melissa sending the text,
I'm just letting you know I'm truly fine with not
being in the wedding. I don't want to bring it
up again with our family moving forward. I wish you
guys all the best for what Jennifer does. I don't.
I'm not gonna get mad at you for what if
he does, and you should not get mad at me
for what Margaret does. Good night, and she did like
an exhaustion phase. And then the next month, so that
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was on March thirty one. So I still actually agree
that what Melissa's saying is accurate because the next time
that Teresa contacts her is not until April twenty nine,
where it says she what was Melissa's text March thirty one,
and then the other and then Teresa's text was well,
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then there's first to text like just so the guy's
butts with Easter things on it from April seventeen, but
then April nine was I'm at Joey's school, can't talk.
I'll call you back later. What's your address? And then
they continue texting. But then Teresa went on to her
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podcast and released, you know, all of these things about
how all the things she's done with her storyline throughout
the years, she's given up you know, she's had gotten divorced, married, uh,
gone to prison, like all of these things, and someone
is simply using her for a storyline, and uh, well,
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then Melissa gets involved, and because we see all of
these text messages which are too much to go through,
which have shown they've been communicating but not since you know,
there was a huge gap in between the reunion when
it started. But then Melissa on her story to this
morning posted, guys, I see you're all curious about the
text messages. Someone is definitely spiraling and needs to prove
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herself working over time. But this all proves my point
even more. She did not reply to the text messages
as I sent after we filmed the reunion Crickets. It
wasn't until three weeks later and after the reunion air
she was getting the backlash about how poorly she treated
her brother and I and then she felt the need
to reach out and clean it up. Her reaching out
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right at the same time we are about to start
filming and finally wanting to discuss our relationship and how
she can fix it. Was that was inauthentic and with
self serving. We wanted off the roller coaster point blank.
Can't say much more now, but if you continue to
watch this season, it will make much more sense. I
love you all. That's Melissa's response to all these being released. Okay,
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well instead of jump to conclusions, We're just gonna have
to watch, you know how these things. We hate to
jump to conclusions. We like to just wait. We hate
to do it. Accuse anybody of doing anything wrong, God,
but I do, but I do. Like Teresa has a
fiftieth birthday with family and Melissa and Joseph Flowers. I
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thought that was a nice touch. Um question, is there
any such thing as being raw as a cucumber? And
what is the saying if they're saying with raw, it's
calm as a cucumber, isn't it cool? Coolest cucumber? Is there?
Like raw as like? What would you say oz meat?
(27:58):
That's what I was thinking raw? What else is raw? Anyway?
After night, Teresa knows Louie for giving and that she
has a problem for giving people. Louie had Teresa meet
the psychotherapist, and she has learned that she doesn't to
not get as reactive. Let's see how long this works
out for. Okay, so Louis has hear in therapy to
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try not to overreact. He really wants her to get fired. Yeah,
like he's doing so who knows. Um. Then we get
to the roller skating party where we meet. Okay, So
one thing that I one thing I did find out,
or we all did, is Frank is fifty eight years old.
I had no idea. Who's fifty eight years old? How old?
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I don't know it's thirty three years old. How would
you How old would you have thought Frank was? I
don't know fifty and I never really gave it a thought.
Um to me, his arms are bigger than ever. And
I know he's admitted to stterwoids. I want him to stop. Um.
I didn't even notice his arms. I was too busy
(29:02):
trying to understand the dynamic between Dolores and Brittany and
trying to read because Brittany didn't say any words. She
was just like mouthing things like do they like each
other or not? I think she's said I mean, Dolores,
I think likes for Frank to be happy, so he's
not guilting her for not still pining after him. But
(29:23):
he is still pinting after her, even at thirty three
year old girlfriend, even while she's sitting there. And we
need details. We need to get Frank back on the part,
and we need to get details because but I also
think he just likes having their family unit close, but
he wouldn't probably want to do all the work that
would be required to actually be in a committed relationship
(29:43):
with Dolores, who Dolores I love um And I have
to be honest, I always remember what Dolores and Jennifer
are fighting over. Dolores and Jennifer I don't either, I
really don't. But Jennifer takes it. Wait, it's almost like
(30:04):
she's acting and then she uses that Lucille Ball voice
every once in a while that that I'm like, just
be yourself please. Well, I know, but I don't mind Jennifer.
I think she's good for the show. But I don't
really like when she had her boot on in the
high heel and the sweats. That's what I'm saying. I
don't like. Stop with that. We don't need to see
all that. Well, she's she's doing it for camera, but
(30:27):
then she also sometimes when she gets she yells, she
gets into this like weird voice and motion, and I'm like,
what are you doing? I think there's a different voice
when she's drinking versus not drinking. Um, I don't know,
what are your thoughts on Rachel. The second I heard
she was born in the nineties, I was like, I
don't know if I need to like Rachel. I think
(30:48):
she's I think she's a little young for the show,
So I mean just and I would throw that out there,
but I don't know. Maybe she's an old soul, but
I don't know. We'll see. But she didn't make me
laugh the hunt. She does have kids. She has kids
and their teenagers, so yeah, so it sounds like she's
been a mom for a long time. So maybe she
(31:10):
has that life experience. But I'd like to have my
housewife seasoned. You mean yeah when I say season better, Yeah, spicy,
whatever you wanna call it, yeah, problematic? Yeah yeah, So
wait a minute. So danielle step mom was married to
camp Caroline Manzo's brother, which gives me reason to believe,
(31:31):
with Caroline being on The Ultimate Girl's Trip that they
might be considering bringing Caroline back because there's a connection
there and I know that, Um, Dolores is good friends
with Caroline as well, so just and she wouldn't mind.
She wouldn't answer the question and watch what happens live
either when she was like a pick, like you'd either
have to pick who's a better friend, Caroline or Teresa.
(31:52):
She wouldn't chick really, so I mean, but I also
I am curious do we want Caroline back? I don't know.
I don't know. Well, I guess we can figure that
out after Ultimate Girl's Trip. Well, we got to see
that play out. I know that some stories are out
(32:13):
there and we don't know who's going to want to
do after that ship show. Yeah right, she might want
nothing to do with TV. Ever, again, I'm anna, I
might want to avoid the spotlight. I love when Jennifer
said to Danielle E from Franklin Lakes knowing damn well
she was not Staten Island. Um, I didn't even get
(32:36):
that part. Um. But then my next question is is
when it comes to these men doing the photo shoot,
So when we can flash forward just for a second
to thinking about Miami, Miami, we have Gertie's husband, who's
an actual firefighter who refuses to be any in any calendar.
But they also have Joe Gorga and all of these
(32:58):
guys who hold out Franks, Polly. We have them all
in there. They are loving every second of it. Joe Um,
Margaret's husband was the only one that wasn't like, Okay,
this is great, and she's like, cover that belly, cover
that belly. He's like, I get two ships on this party.
(33:18):
I mean they're all looped up ready to go, like
I was dying. And then Joe Gorga keep getting there's
too many Joe's on the show. Joe Gorga's lips were
killing me. He was like, I can't and then and
then and then Louie and the yoga. Um. I want
to kind of say to all of them, if you're
(33:39):
going to do the spray chans, we need to figure
out the face because the faces are turning bright red.
Right so they have so much tan. Teresa and her
interview look is so tan. I start to worry about
skin cancer at this point. I'm hoping that I'm hoping
that is a spray tan and like body makeup and
(34:00):
not not No, I think Jersey. They like to keep
it tan. I feel like those times are gone. I mean,
I don't know. Let's hope. I have a question for you. Yes,
do you know what a fluffer is? Of course I do? Okay,
do you It's not a feather that you on the
end of the stick that you stick on your your
but no, it's if you guys would like a little
(34:23):
information on what a fluffer is. A person who gives
filatio prior to well, I don't know if it's a
particular sexual act. It's just getting somebody hard. Well, no,
it's well, you're either giving a blowjob or a hand
job to get somebody hard, just keeping them keeping hard. However,
that takes whatever it takes. I bought something yesterday. What
(34:49):
it's a sex chair? A chair? I bought it for
Eddie for Valentine's Day? Hold on, what is it? What
do you do? Okay? It's like a chase lounge. Okay?
Have you seen the a Netflix show How to Make
a Sex Rooms? I don't know if that's no, I
haven't have to watch it. You have to watch it.
It's this designer she is um, I would say pictures.
(35:13):
She kind of looks like Caroline Manzel kind of and
she's British, so she has a British accent, even shorter
hair than Caroline. And she's freaking vulgar and funny all
at the same time. And she has designed like interior
decorator for years, so now she only does sex rooms
for people. Some people want dungeons. Some people want like
(35:34):
spa like bedrooms. Some have like separate bedrooms that are
sheds out in the backyard. They have built as like
bondage rooms. But every episode is different. Well, she's showed
this sex chair. It's like a chase lounge. And when
I looked, when I got obsessed, you know, well I
I know, but this is like the way that it's
(35:55):
also a yoga stretched chair, so you can do all
these stretches. But it's designed perfectly that you can lean
over it. You can you can touch your feet on
the ground like it does a lot of things you've
never heard of, like a shower chair, Like do we
really how much with this? I don't like shower sex
It was dollars. What about your bed? It's different, you
(36:18):
can do that. This thing does everything. Okay, well I'm
gonna get got please post um what it is so
we can take a little lookie at it, and now
I feel guilty for not getting edwin anything. Um, you
have to you have to watch that show. It's pretty interesting, okay.
And at the same time, all right, y'all we should
all watch it. Um. Next, Jennifer thinks Dolores is being
(36:40):
disrespectful since she didn't say hi to her. Jen says,
when Dolores was with David, she could have said when
a man is with you or five years and don't
know it is no, but she chose not to. Jackie
tells Rachel she didn't look her in the eye. This
all happens kind of at the same time. But then
the new chick goes over to tell all Dolores what's
(37:01):
going on and said, oh, Jennifer is really upset. She
was crying. I didn't see any tears coming out of
Jennifer's eyes either, did I. It was like, I'm so sad.
It was a way to get sympathy. Thought it was ridiculous.
I am on Dolora's side one thousand percent. Well, then
Dolores pulls Jennifer aside to talk and says, even Dolores
is like whatever, She's just like, please I have my
(37:24):
own ship to deal with. And then she says, Jennifer,
don't agree on what a friend is, and Jennifer says
that she thought Dolores was her friend but realized she
never was her friend. Jennifer says, Dolores is a and
she always is and learned that word from Dolores. Then
she said Dolores says Jennifer should learn from her and
says jen shows her how to be a bit and
up friend. And then as Jennifer is walking out, she
(37:47):
yells that Dolores looks like an old handbag that is
just mean and rude and all that was wrong. He said,
maybe it's a birkin, which is actually a compliment. I
don't want to be anything old. The word old to
be if you said I was my handbag and be
like okay, but well then don't hang around Rachel. Rachel.
You mean Rachel is the one born in the nineties. True, Um,
(38:13):
I don't know. I think that Jennifer. I hope she
softened up a little bit. Even her husband was like,
come on, stop trying to pull her out, and that like, okay,
we're going to make an executive decision right now. We
are going to call Jennifer Aiden. From now on, Jen,
she is Jin. The new girl is Jennifer jen Aden
(38:37):
because that's her Instagram name, I think too. Maybe it's not,
But can I just call her Jin? Because I get
I'm getting confused now because I'm trying to track the
new girl, which I let's see how much the new
girls in the show. Well, I heard from a source
that the new Jennifer is like the comic relief of
this season, but we shall see. So far, I can't.
(38:58):
The only thing I've noticed about her is that she
was in same outfit as Joe Gorga at the skating party. Yeah. Now,
I just thought Jennifer was horrible this episode. I didn't
like it at all. Um who so fan thoughts are
they're seeing a different side of Melissa. Theresa's full of herself.
I like the younger generation of wives being mixed in.
(39:20):
They loved the men's photo shoot, nice to have some
fun and then Jackie struggling as a friend, of which
I completely agree that that is. I mean, just what
they did to her at the end. It's like, especially,
you haven't looked at me one time, and the cameras
just move. It's like the cameras ain't looking at you either, Jackie.
That's gotta be tough. I would that's one reason. Like
(39:42):
do you really want to go back as a friend,
because then you have to deal with that ship and
it's if it doesn't hurt enough, that's another smack in
the face. Yeah, like if their original rejection after sharing
so much of your life for however many years, and
you know, I have a I have a some fan
thoughts this time missed. I don't know if you missed
it or if you got it or if this is
just bullshit. But um, A girl named Melissa wrote in
(40:04):
iconic but Margaret calling Teresa's daughters bitches was extremely uncalled for.
Oh I thought it was funny. I didn't think it
was I was not where was that? Because I didn't
When they sat down at the lunch table, um, there
were tersa goes, how are you going to live with?
How am I going to live here with Louie and
all these dogs? Like she was kind of like laughing
(40:26):
about it because there was a thousand dogs running around,
and then Louis goes, I sometimes worry about how I'm
going to live with five women? And then jokingly Margaret
goes five bitches, meaning five women Like I don't think
she was saying actually calling the kids bitches. I think
it was like maybe in poor taste to make a
(40:47):
joke that are but I I would have not been
bothered by that. A lot of people something must just
saying they loved the New Girls, they need a little
breath of fresh air. That the Teresa and um the
Gorga's storyline is just getting old. The new girl talking
about how her husband was a model, and then the
production team going, uh so was he successful little model
(41:10):
as a model? And she goes and I thought she
was being serious, and I was like, oh she bugs.
She was like, well he wasn't a lot a law
in order, and then she's like icon stud. She goes,
you're in the presence of a of an icon on
the icon or something like that. I was like, Okay,
she doesn't take herself too seriously. I like this overall.
(41:31):
I felt like Jersey was success. I love the intro.
I love the music. It had a different feel to it.
I love that there's new girls, excited that they're back, excited.
I was getting a little sick of our yeah regular aired, Yeah,
it was time the beauty of them continuing to like
flow this way is But the time we're completely over
(41:54):
a season, then we've got a new one to obsess over.
So I get now why you guys get so hooked.
Let's take ratings were pretty good too. Yeah, ratings were good. Um,
let's take a little break and then we'll come back
and chat about Miami. So we are back to talk
(42:19):
about Miami. I felt like this is a little bit
of a filler episode. Did you feel the same way
I did? I mean, I still liked it, though, but
I mean I had some like key thoughts, like one
Maristol having COVID is proof alcohol does not kill everything.
There you go, there you go. You're so right. But
(42:40):
she didn't have COVID for long. When she came in
with the thing, the bedazzled thing, I honestly, well, when
somebody is the year after years doing props and cops,
you know, like she's the cup, the megaphone, the Okay, yeah,
it's it's a lot, it's a lot, Okay. But the
(43:00):
episode opens with a flash forward, which is my favorite
ways for episodes to start. So the flashboard, we see
Adriana say to Alexeia accidents have consequences as you know
with Frankie, which causes Alexeia to break down. This is
a major This is the major fight that was alluded
to preseason between the O G s. The full scene
(43:21):
is in the next week's episode. Okay, well, I don't
like how that starts. I mean, I don't know if
she's she's basically referencing shit happens. Look what happened to
your son? No, I don't. I mean I when I
was saying I love what happened, I didn't mean that
that occurrence. I just say a flash forward. See um.
(43:42):
I think what she's saying is like all accident there
there is a repercussion. I don't know, because I don't
feel like I can tell with Adriana so much. I
don't know if she was saying that to try to
be hurtful towards Adriana's son right well, where she was
trying to make a reference, but they obviously put that
little clip in there because he's gonna draw people in.
And if I mean, that's kind of a ship thing
(44:03):
to say, it is a ship thing to say, especially
because when you go back and you look at what
actually happened, you can't there's been all these rumors about
how it originally happened, if it was Alexei's son that
was driving him, if he was with a friend, like
there was, it's been everywhere, and I'm sure even though
she's opened up so much of what's going on with Frankie,
there's a certain part that is so painful to have
(44:25):
to read what I couldn't imagine with the one thing
that I really enjoyed and we got to see Frankie
with his dad and he so my love and he's
just such a sweet boy, so sweet and um, you know,
Alexei is saying he was away for a while in school,
in school or prison, and um, yeah, it was just
(44:47):
sweet to see them all together. Yeah, well then it was.
I had a little flashback myself once they arrived to Bahamas,
because that's where we stayed on our housewife trip. Oh
wasn't at the Bahama? What's it called Baha? Remember them? It?
I loved it. I want to cause I'm thinking about
(45:09):
doing a trip. I've never been the Bahamas ever. But
Eddie's fiftieth birthdays coming up and he doesn't want a party,
but that's not gonna happen. I'm sure, I'm gonna throw one,
but he wants to go away, and I thought, maybe
let's go to the Bahama. Let's go to the Bahamas.
Sunshine the ball. The thing that was crazy was watching it.
I'm like, holy sh it. So we didn't do any
of those things, and we did a million other things.
(45:30):
So I'm like, this place more than I need to know,
she said. Somebody said it's this resort is huge, but
back it up a little bit. How about Adriana and
her has Matt suit at the airport and she was like,
has Matt slash bee Hivir. She had on a big hat,
she had on plastic gloves, she had on like long sleeves,
long pants. Everybody else is like in oh like sun dresses,
(45:53):
and she's like glasses. Her whole body is covered. I'm like,
who was like that? I let Adriana Adriana? Why did
I not even noticed that? It was really it was
about myself. Well, it was just a quick scene. They
were sitting in the airport getting ready to take off
to the Bahamas. But I'm like, really, we all have
that friend though. Yeah, my son still has wears a
mask everywhere he goes. Yeah, I mean to each his
(46:15):
own on that and travel planes are disgusting pre or
post COVID like dirty airports are dirty. Bathrooms are dirty.
But um, the Baja mar Is where all that went
down with DERI remember when it didn't play out on
the season, but there was that woman screaming at the
read at the pool. Oh yes, okay, so you would
(46:37):
recommend that place. I recommend that place, not because that happened.
But I never got to do the water slides. But
while I was watching all the women that did the
water slides, I was thinking, why is that Larsa doing this?
She hasn't built in floating device she got she got
four of them each, but she can reach boob me.
(46:58):
I was just thinking to the bottom, like dead way,
have any silicone on this body anymore? I got two
little silicones gonna hold me up. Now they're not poking up, No,
they'd be bigger, but when they do. Okay. So I
have a question for you because this actually came in
questioning production type stuff, which we're not going to break
(47:20):
any rules here. But I always, every single time, except
for once, I was given the option of what I
wanted to do. Did I want to go on the
water slide or did I want to sit back? Sure.
They never told me I had to do anything. I
went on the water slide this year. Good because do
you see how awkward the other group looks like? It's
(47:41):
seriously well, how about when you're talking about Golden Girls
versus sex in the City and and Lars is like,
They're all, what's a golden Girl? I'm like, really, they
have to know what gold you have to know. It's
like we pretending your Rachel's age. You know who the
Golden Girls are? Yes, she's what almost you know who
the Golden are? Do not know? And I'm not commenting
(48:03):
because I'll get killed. My daughter is seventeen shows of
the Golden Girls work. Come on, everyone knows to the
Golden Girls. I mean, yeah, thank you for a friend.
How about the haunted room with spirits the drapes opening
and closing. That happened to us too. There's a hand
motion thing that you just there. I knew you'd have
(48:26):
the answer for I like, I think I stayed in
that same room. I was like, oh, that pool table,
all of it? Really? Yeah? I mean that the hotel
was so nice and the butlers were incredible. I highly
recommend it's the Bahamar and the Bahamas. It's incredible, a
million activities. It's good for husbands who played golf to
and remember that's where Eric and I did our makeup
(48:47):
conversation before yourself hated at that dinner later on that night,
there was oh my god. But the water park looks fun.
I love that the camera guy with GoPros on there
and they weren't even trying to hide him. Well, I
also want to know how did the girls hats not
fall off? These are the things that I wonder. I'm like,
how did Gertie's hat? And I mean, I should have
(49:07):
had it on really tight, probably I can't remember what
had she had, like a baseball type of hat. She
had on like a fedora. I don't know. It must
have been very tight. Well, then we get to Ah,
they decide to they go. They're playing a drinking game
with Lenny also, and they're showing a lot of communication
(49:33):
between Lisa and then poor Li says, she looks miserable.
She is trying to put on a happy face trying.
I don't think she's trying to. Well, I mean as
much as she can, I think more than not a
happy face but not trying not to bust into tears.
But she's going on these trips because this is her
job and this is what she's getting paid for. So
the people that are if anybody's given her ship about
(49:55):
why would you leave your kids in the middle of this.
She's making money so and there with in good hands,
but I just feel like she doesn't want to be there.
She's sad, she's worried about her kids constantly. I couldn't
not imagine filming like that, and it just breaks my heart.
Um also with marisoul thinking somebody put a spell on her.
(50:15):
And then you see in her interview with those witchy
pointed finger tips. What were those? She was a bird
like her confessional. Look, they were bugles, that's what they were.
They were those ships. She dipped them in gold, and
I'm like and two fingers, like, what were what were those?
Are those some kind of jewelry accessory that we have
(50:37):
to go out and get now because the long nails
I don't need to do. I already have witch hands.
I don't like that I have nothing, but I have
stubs right now. And then I have this hands twice
as big as this hand. That's what it's not even moving. No,
it doesn't move. I go to the doctor at one
thirty to have an X ray. I don't think it's broke,
(50:58):
but we'll see, we'll Steve Vicky. I don't want to go.
I don't want to go. Um okay. Then during okay,
Then they do a card game and Lisa brings up
Adriana is porn search history, and Adriana says, oh, just
you know, regular husband and wife type things, mom and
(51:19):
dad and a little mom and dad type things. You know,
a little DP here and there. Okay, I don't okaye.
Her guests double penis double penetration? Oh my god. But
my favorite part is when Julie is like DP, what's
(51:43):
steps and over and over? I don't know if they
replayed her saying it all the time, but in the way,
up girls, what is d P? She goes, I'll tell
you when you grow up, adrian I'm telling you. Adriana
is winning me over. I know she she has some
funny things to say. We need to got what her
mysterious back life is. She would come on the pot.
(52:03):
She likes us so far that yeah right. I loved
Adriana's impersonation of Julia thought it was hilarious and spot on.
She made Julia more likable. She's like she was. I
was like, I want Julia to be this animated. I know,
um yoga with any kind of animals. I don't want
to ever see that again. No no, no, no, goats,
(52:25):
no penguins or whatever they had on there, what they have? Like,
how am I supposed to align my chakra with a
bird shitting on me? I? Well, exactly or a goat
on top of me? Like, I don't understand this, this
is stupid. I don't care. Stop making stupid things happen
people we don't want. What are those birds? Flamingoes, flamingoes, mingoes, goats?
No no, no, no, no, no, no, thank you. If
(52:49):
you were so called herself monkey, well I thought she
called she always used to call um Lisa monkey. But
then she said monkey a teenager. But I think she
was looking up at Lisa, not calling herself monkey, because
normally she calls Lisa monkey. Then we get to the massages,
which a housewife massage gives me a rage because they
(53:11):
don't put their heads in the holes because they don't
want to mess up their makeup. I know. And so
then I'm like, nobody lays on their stomach with a
pillow in their head, Like, well, Larsa was on her
side and then she she was on her stomach. You
can see her cord, her skin colored underwear on underneath
(53:31):
and all that. Yeah, I don't like it relaxing massage.
I If I have the option to get a massage
on camera, I usually say no, only because I feel
like you're in a deep conversation. Then it's got to
be serious. And it just never looks good there rubbing
on my old skin and making it looking older than
it is. My face is smashing a hole. I would
(53:54):
rather do a water slide than get halfway rubbed um
while trying to have dramas and it it's not even
a real massage. It's not a little here and there.
And then it's like can you step out to the
girls attack? Um? Okay. Then Julia tells Gertie that she's
going to oh no. Then during the massages they talk
(54:14):
about um. They start setting the groundwork for the Alexia
issues with Adriana, which is why we're obviously going to
get into that for next week. Um. But Adriana talks
about how her friendship has changed over the years. And
then Alexia fails. Adriana is only worried about Julia and
(54:36):
doesn't care about her. So like they they're at the
getting the massages, they start talking about it. Then it
transfers to the lunch. They continue talking about it. You
see what they're saying when she's like, you're only caring
about Julius since you came back, But she's saying, since
you came back to the show. Um. And then Julia
tells Gertie that she's going to adopt a baby. Why
did she pull Gertie to the side to do that? Like,
(55:00):
if she's not telling all of the women, I would imagine,
I know. I think once one knows, I think they
all know. So I don't know. I guess they're just
trying to stretch the storyline out because she doesn't really
have a lot going on in her life. Julia, well,
apparently rich Witchcraft according to Alexia. Um, but I can't
(55:25):
say this the one surprised that I did not want
to have. At the end of the episode, it was Marisol.
I felt like I was Nicole and I was watching
it from a television show. No, not now, But how
tides of turn. Remember when we were we've fallen for
Marisol again. We started liking her. Now she's I don't
(55:48):
dislike her by any means, but it's just sometimes it's
a little much. It's a little it's a little much. Um.
But if if I'm Nicole, was it beautiful, smart? Successful?
Now we know she's got the perfect body too. Yeah,
so she perfect booty, perfect boobs, perfect everything. And it's
(56:11):
just Nicole, perfectly styled, perfect, perfect perfect. And I love
her sweet, nice like she is really Anthony's one lucky dude.
I love that our producer just wrote us in Gurtie
bound out because she told Gertie because she feels like
Grtie supportive of her. I love that he's like, we
(56:31):
need to clear this up for you guysince you guys
don't know what supportive means. Are we going to see
a button to this adoption situation? I mean, I didn't
hear about any babies at Bravo con Yeah, well, I
know she's you know, her wife has cancer, so I
could imagine that her treatment is first and foremost important
(56:56):
in the relationship right now, which I hope she's doing. Okay,
me too, I really liked her wife too. Oh, I
do too. Yeah, I mean I think you know, I
wish them the best. Regardless, I didn't think this was
a huge filler episode, but I do think I need
I need Larsa back in the game. I need Lisa too, Yeah,
(57:18):
come on, like though, I know, but I want her.
I want for her her family's sake. I want her
to stop talking about how her kids are feeling. Right now,
You're not gonna want that out there later, talk about
how you're feeling all you want, right but like it's
get slap you drunk and drunk and you know something
(57:40):
stupid try to hook up with one of the guys
at the Baja mar but please, But that's it, that's all.
That's all she wrote. That's all we got, guys, that's
all we got. Thanks for tuning in, and we will
have a special episode with Margaret and Camera that will
(58:00):
be coming out in the next couple of days. You
guys have to tune in. I know that, Tam Like,
how much are you gonna miss me? One to ten attend?
I want to see you. Wait, you're going to Vegas. No,
I'm going to Um, I'm going to India to the
horse show. I'm showing in a derby tomorrow. I think
that's the only reason you go to India. Yes, Coachella,
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Indio whatever, Lakma, Oh my god. Yeah, So I'm not
to be confused with India. I don't need I just
need a high tolerance for traffic. Right. But let's hope
I win because that's it's a big money class. Oh
that's right, it's for you. Yeah, Slate shows, but she
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doesn't show until after I do the derby. So that's
exciting that you're getting back into that back in the game.
I realized it was making me happy, and I'm like,
why am I avoiding doing it? It's a good happy
to stress, really, and you have to be asn't in
the moment when you do it, Like when you're riding,
it's like running or anything like, you can't. We had
a horrible horse accident over the weekend right by you know,
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my son works on a ranch, so we in the
Santigo Canyon um a family, father and a couple of
kids were riding horses and it's very much a horse
area over there, and semi kind of pulled over to
the side to the right to let the horses go by,
and somebody behind them swerved around and hit one of
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the horses and killed the father in front of his family.
It was just devastating, fifty year old man. Damn, why
do you have to leave us like this one? So
be careful on that horse. Okay, great, now you you've
witchcrafted me. I know. I'm sorry, Damn you, Tam. I
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know it was just just accidents happen. For the record,
I just checked my text messages. Has been a prosit
cod there what There's been no text back from who?
Don't you know who? I start at the oh, no
text back? Has she even looked at it? He doesn't know?
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She doesn't have red receipt on She doesn't. I don't
think I do either, do I No? If you did,
I would tell you that's the worst thing. Well, you
know you're in quiet mode all the time. I can't
stand it. I know. I don't like to hear the
I don't even think it's quite a mode you're on. Like,
what's it called? I know you can't even um. I
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don't even know Teddy has notification? Well have you heard
my voicemail? Hi? You reach the voicemail of Teddy mail camp.
Please do not leave a message here, just text me
thank you. I should do that because you know what,
I get voicemails and if you if anybody's left me
a voicemail and I haven't responded because I never looked
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at voicemails, I don't want a voicemail. Send me a
text or an email, which just a text only text. Okay, Well,
enjoy the guys, see you soon. Bye bye h