Episode 157 | "Fiend Portals & More!" w/ Brace Belden & Hasan Piker

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, you've seen the frustrations overlaps in the chronics, Stacey.
He is now into the gangster mode.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know what I like of lictory, like like like.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Evictory, Like, Yo, what's up you cowards? You know what
I'm saying. Your boy, Kim Marrow, we hear. You know
what I mean. We back in the trap. Today is
a very special day because when you are watching this,
the election is happening New York City. You know what
you need to do, you know what I'm saying. But
today it's a special day. You know what I mean,
because when I bring people up here that I fuck with,

(00:50):
it's always a special day. And today I got my
two guys. You know what I'm saying. We have previously
engaged in like you know what I'm saying, funk around elite,
you know what I mean. But to they I got
my man brace Beldon chewing on God, you know what
I'm saying. And Hassan Piker. You know what I'm saying.
Hassanabi himself, you know what I mean. In the building.
And yo, man, first of all, welcome, thank you. You

(01:11):
know what I'm saying. It's been a long time coming.
Gotcha here in my active you know what I'm saying.
Crack house, you know, and.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Doug comfortable the most comfortable seats I've ever sat on
in a crackhouse.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Do you feel me like you can fall asleep and
they're made to nod? Yeah. You know what I'm saying,
I'm thrilled.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Well, yeah, I took a little fentanyl at your suggestion
before coming here.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, just to kind of take the well.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I mean, I've been sober for a while, but like
I take fentanyl medicinally. It's like people get to prescribed
xanax or whatever, you know exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
But famously say, if you were like addicted to any
kind of opiates, like you can just like dose it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
You can yea.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
The same dose again and fine. No, But you know,
I want to say this is I think this is
really important. We're having an interfaith dialogue. We have a Muslim,
we have obviously Hasidic jew and traditional Roman Catholic. You
know what I'm saying, We're kind of we're sitting here,
We're gonna hash out the difference.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's right, this is what this is the Abrahamic religion chat.
You know what I'm saying. We're switching formats you know
what I mean. You thought it was like, Yo, remember
be up there to talk about shit is going on? Nah,
this is theology, that is what's going on. Yahoo.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
We have no wash in the building, which is good.
No wasp yo at all.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm lost. I'm half Protestant.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh okay, oh ship that everybody are winds, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
And of course we got the super producer, the god
you know what I'm saying. Men training in the motherfucker building,
make some noise, goddamnit. And the man who makes us
all sound sexy. Baby, it's a sign insane. Yeah, listen
for you'all. For those of that I don't know, please
go check out a science channel. Because the three of

(02:56):
us we did a threesome. Not like that, you know
what I'm saying. We want to town, but we did that.
Yeah yeah in the cup in the back of the
Uber black was very big. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It was.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
The back of that we were black. It was an
extended cab. But yo, listen. After that, I was wondering
because I was like, it was your first time uptown
right to the Bronx specifically, was it your first time? No, no, Right,
you've been around the world. Yeah, but but well the
Bronx isn't that far, right, Yeah, so you you've been there.

(03:31):
I haven't done that. No, I'm scared of everybody up there.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
It's nice to be it was nice to feel, say, no, way,
I walked around there before, right.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
So I want to actually like, like what did y'all like,
what did y'all think about that experience that day? You
know what I'm saying, like just walking around and also
it was like nighttime, you know what I mean, by
the time we actually sat down to eat.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I think people talk mass ship. This is something I've
learned from my experiences going to the South out Chicago
as well, like areas that are predominantly black and brown.
I think a lot of people talk a lot of
shit about from Afar because they've just like never been there,
and there's this this notion that it's like a very
scary place. And like one of the things that I

(04:14):
realized quickly was there are people that are just like
sitting around. There are people that are like busting open
fire hydrants. People that are like playing you know, uh,
tabletop games and shit, like you know, drinking coffee whatever.
That is literally what a lot of white people look
at in places like Europe and they go, oh my god,

(04:35):
they have the sense of community in Spain, Like why
don't we have that here? And it's like, oh, we
do have that here.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
You just think it's weird when black people do it
or when brown people do it. You're like, Oh, that's gross,
Like that's that's poverty.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Why are they doing it?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Why people are doing it in Spain? They're like, oh,
this is culture. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, they're eating Iberian ham. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
It's just crazy. Yeah, but yeah, it's it's when you
said that, I was just like, Wow, it was like
eye open it for me because I was like, yeah,
that's that has true. These people are just coming out
to hang out and like enjoy like you know, their
environment or whatever like that.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
But but then also at the same time, I feel
like you have to kind of keep it up a
little bit that it's staying dangerous because it's almost like
rank control, you know what I mean, Like sometimes you
just got to go outside and just like maybe just
like fire a couple of rounds.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
In the air out fucking shot.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying people white people come around,
they gotta be like, yeah, well no, no, this is dangerous.
You have to get out of here immediately, so that
like nobody, so that you don't see, you know, blue
bottles start popping up on the corners, because that's when
you know n's about to go.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh you already know, and that's when you see me
walking down the street. But it was crazy because we
I woke around with a lot of people looking at like, yo,
is he like is he like a realtor? Like turning
us out? Turning us out? He's pimping us, you know.
But listen, I had a great motherfucker time. Is anything

(05:56):
that surprised y'all? You know what I'm saying that you
were like, oh ship because I remember you were like, yo,
the hydra shit, Like this is my first time seeing it?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Like yeah, I've only seen it in like movies, in
hey Arnold and stuff. So I hadn't ever, Like, to
be fair, I didn't grow up here. I didn't grow
up in America, but I had not seen that in action.
It was dope.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I liked it. Come on, baby, it was Dominican neighborhood. Yeah,
it was very It was predominantly Dominicans.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I guess I figured out what Dominicans were because I
never was. We don't have that many Dominicans in California.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
In California, right, So my cousin moved to San Diego
and she was just like, Yo, I'm literally I think
I'm the only Dominican in this entire city, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
It's weird because I'm like, it's not that much further,
you know what I mean, Like it's like from you know,
it's like it's like, how like New York has hell
of Puerto Ricans, but like there's not that many Puerto
Ricans in like California, for instance. It's like, yeah, I
guess you're just like this is the first stop I'm
staying here.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's three hours as opposed to nine hours.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
But I appreciate that because New York is full of
people who like they got off the boat and they're like,
well this is it, you know, no further here. But
they were right, because of life, you go further, a
lot of it sucks, you know.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
And that's listen man. So that's something that I've mentioned
a lot, a lot, a lot because people are talking about,
like you know, we're gonna we're gonna jump around a
little bit because if y'all didn't know, you know what
I mean, today's episode was just Brace and I and
then his sign hit me up on the on the
text and was like, Yo, what you're doing today? Family?
I was like, Yo, I'm across the street from you.
Pull up. So now the trio is united, be the

(07:31):
three Musketeers. You back, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Sorry, I know you wanted to. I know you wanted
to get crazy on here.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
We're still gonna wat ship anyways. I just I just
it's I suck. We're still gonna watch the A I
p know, but we're gonna talk about Brace a little
bit first. You know what I'm saying because growing up
in the Bay, you know what I'm saying. Formally like
we said, you know sober now, but formally ahead, you
know what I'm saying. And I want to ask you
something very specific because like we're talking about Eat Coast

(07:59):
versus West Coast. This is a very specific, like kind
of like vibe that East Coast and Fiends had. You
know what I'm saying. It's just like like yo, your
brains popa listen, let me ask you something, yo, you
know your fol I was in school with him. He
was a little guy. And then when before he pass Awayne,

(08:19):
even though he's still alive. Before he passed Awayne, he
told me that you couldn't lend me under dollars, you know,
and every time I need it, he saying, just call
my some brains and he gonna hold you down. So
you know, you got down for me. What would you say?
The California one is I don't know. My only experience
with California is I was I was out there one

(08:39):
time doing some work and they they fucked up, like
the transportation situation, so they were scrambling. They were like, yo,
here take this rental car. So they gave me a
rental car and I'm driving around like la, and I'm
pronouncing all the street signs in Spanish because a lot
of them are in Spanish. So like somebody's like, oh,
you got to go over to latch of Gerald and

(09:00):
I was like, what the fuck? Lati Heada like the
scissor like whatever. So I'm on Lati Hera and I'm
at a light and there's a dude like, who's you know,
got fiend qualities? You know, what I'm saying. And I
was just like, all right, bro, I'm not tripping like
I'm from New York, like this is every day. They
are bold, bro, They're way more bad. I feel like
you to be New York feans will be like yoam.

(09:22):
They'll open the door for you to check cash your
place and be like, yeah know you've got like a
little something, you go get me, like you know, hold
me down cigarette or something like down you know, bumpy,
And I'll be like yeah, no doubt, like pull out
a bogie, there's a gatorade whatever, like you know what
I'm saying, it's a dollar bro out there. I'm at
the light. This guy opened the door to my car
and sat down next to me, and I was like, yo, man,

(09:43):
get the fuck up.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I was like no, no, no, no no. I was like,
get the fuck up my car, Give the funck up
my car, Get the fuck up my car, and then
you got out. But I was just like dog what
I was like, New York feens would never.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I feel like the big difference is we have tweakers
and like you guys have tweakers too, but like there's
nothing like California.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
It does and so tweak because I did. I was,
I was. I was a heroin addict.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Obviously I'm white, obviously, you know. But I for a
little bit, for about a year, I also did meth,
and I gotta tell you, dude, meth makes you as
you enter into a different dimension.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Man, you are.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
You are like I could like see electricity and like
I feel like East Coast is very crackhead like New York,
you see, exactly, Yeah, but California it's like tweakers and tweaking,
like if you do even a little bit, you kind
of just do. You go on adventures and like, you know,
you you explore the world, whereas crackheads sort of like
make a perimeter around like the crack zone because you

(10:42):
got to do it so much. Tweak, you smoke a
little bit, you're gone for like ten hours.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, so they're like you're like, wake up.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I remember I used to live in the Tenderlord in
San Francisco, which is like kind of the drug area,
and it was also just.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Like cheapest where people that's where you could kind of live.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
And my apartment was street level but like a little
above like you had to be like pretty tall to
like be able to like look in or anything like that.
I don't think you think you could look in you
have to jump up a little bit. But it was
like just tall enough to where my landlord didn't put
bars on the windows, even though it definitely should have
had them. And sometimes I'd be like lying there and
like a hand would touch my head, or like someone

(11:23):
would like be peeking in, or like sucking oftentimes sucking
dick outside. But which is crazy because it was not
like secluded whatsoever. But tweakers will enter portals. They like
to just get in anything that's open.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
And just just move around. Okay, So that's what it is.
Because I was like yo for the longest time. I
was like, yo, what's available on the market in New York?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
And it's like crack, you know what I'm saying, like
heron and you know, obviously like weed is like whatever,
I shouldn't even count no more. But like meth was
not even like a thing like yo. If you like yo,
if somebody was to start selling meth in New York,
they've probably become a kingpin in like a week.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I know, I know it's kind of crazy, but the
subways would be tough. It'd be tough to ride the
subway if meth. Yeah, it's crazy because they're very impatient people.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh yeah, it'd be stopping in front of trains of
ship yeah, or they just not get behind and push.
But it's it's.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
You know, I maybe improve efficiency, you know, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
I don't really know what I did when I was
on meth, but someone I know saw me at one
point and I was wearing like big ass, like size
forty eight waist pants held together by a like a
plug that I had just like tied together, and uh,
and I had a bag full of light bulbs.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
And he was like, are you okay? Man, Like, where
are you? Where are you going? And I I told
him I was going to men's warehouse. No clue.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Trade trade the light bulbs for for another large, comically
oversized shirt maybe, And I don't under commit.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm like, was I just like I'm gonna, you know,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I remember I was trying to sell. I thought I
found a rare quarter once.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
It was like tweaker logic, like I found a quarter
that like had some weird date on it, or it
probably was a normal date. But my head was just
you know, special days and I tried to sell it
in a pawn shop and I remember they were like,
this is a quarter, Like you're trying to sell us money,
you know.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
And are very like adept dealing with heads.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
That's the thing is TV shows will lead you to
believe that pawn shops will take anything.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Pwn shops don't take shit.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Man.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
You really got to rob a guy's garage in order
to sell shit at a poop you're trying to if
you think right now, if you're planning on becoming a
fucking crackhead be and you're like, oh, well, you know what,
I'll run out of money quickly, but I can sell
all my ship. Your ship is worth nothing. They will
tell you you bring your fucking little good to your
acoustic guitar into the pawn shop. They'll say, we have

(13:57):
five hundred of these.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
We don't want them. We don't want them. I tried
it and want it because you know what it is.
So you walk into a punch shop and there's a
bunch of shit there that looks like it's just been
sitting there. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like it's like, oh,
I put this up as collateral and I never came back.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
You got to steal power tools and sell them to Mexicans.
That's how you make money in California. Californians, that's how
you do it. Go into the job site, you steal
everything that you can that isn't nailed down, and then
you go to like one of the big Mexican flea
markets to try to sell it there.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
That's how you make money. I couldn't do it because
I can't speak Spanish. Uh not even a little bit.
I mean everyone can a little bit, right, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Like I feel like if you grew up on the
West Coast, you pick up a litt someone speaks Spanish
to me, I can understand them, but I can't speak
it back to it. I mean I can kind of
and if you just like kind of add some like
extra letters into English words.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Do not how to say like power tool names in Spanish? Really?
You just say it like in it's Mexican. Yeah, you
know done this time that I were afraid? Yeah, and
then it's over there. Then you just go crazy exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Problem is it's like if you it is true that
if someone doesn't speak English, but you speak English in
their accent.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
They do kind of understand the Japanese.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Literally, you can't do it outside of certain contexts.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Like everybody says, if you try to say something in
like Japanese English outside of Japan, people like that's that
was racist. But it's like, no, that's how you're supposed
to say.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Italians say Times Square, team of squad.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Squad squad.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
And it's like you sound it sounds like you're like,
come on man, but it's true, you know, But but
I'm too That's the probably my problem. I was too woke,
so I could never steal power tool because I could
never I could never talk to one to one of
our Mexican brothers in the accent.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well so okay, well yeah I got it. I thought
you can say, you too well because you don't want
to steal power tools from the Mexico. Oh no, no, no,
I was just physically weak to do that. I weighed
like ninety eight pounds. Stop it. You were you were
you had? Are you about to say I'm a robust individual? Yeah,
I hugged you like ten minutes ago. Be I know,
for a long time. Yeah, moms, you know and smelled.

(16:25):
But but I just meth. You lose a lot of weight. Okay,
you lose a lot of weight, That's what I've seen.
And then the skin and the teeth, it up your teeth.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Yeah, I think it gave me lacked us intolerance.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I mean, I do wish. Okay, you don't have to
say it like that wasn't that?

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Wasn't that? I thought that was pre built.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
That's called kosher. We're just supposed to do that.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
But no, that's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
It could be you think God was like you didn't
keep kosher? Now you must, yes, bitch, hold that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but come on, that's crazy. Listen, speaking of meth and
like going to an adventures dog, please explain to me
how you ended up embedded with the Kurdish militia. You

(17:10):
know what I'm saying. Was it a tweaker adventure? Was
it like something very serious?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Was it more?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
You know what I'm saying. Also, as like a white
dude from California, how does one go about this? I'm
a man of the world.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Well, so a long time ago, Hassan's people, the Turks
long I don't really know the difference Franklin, if you
look at that part of the world, I don't really
know the.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Difference there is between any of these people. You know
what I'm saying, break it up for us, because a
lot of people didn't.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
On the uh what what Like the Turkish identity is
like it's Turkic peoples that came from like the Panturonic
version of this is that they came from the yeah,
the East Asian step. They were a nomadic people's you know, Mongolians,
the Huns, all this stuff, and they came all the

(18:00):
way to what we know as Anatolia, which parts of
it were you know, ancient Greece, and they kind of
just stayed there. But what we know is like a
Turkish person now because it was the continuation of like
the Ottoman Empire, is basically people like myself that have

(18:20):
half of their families from Greece. You know, like on
my father's side, my father's entire family, entire lineage comes
from Greece. They're Turkish people that lived in Greece. And
then my mother's side is from the southeastern part of
Turkey and Kidis, so they're all like a mixture of
like their ethnic background is a mixture of like Arab,

(18:40):
Curd Turk so it's all just slammed into one another.
It's kind of like America, you know, when you say
you're an American and Kurdish people are thirty five million.
It's an ethnic group in the region that is, I
think the largest ethnic group in diaspora that doesn't have
like its own nation state, and they live all over

(19:04):
the area. There's a lot of court people that live
in Turkey. Uh, there's a lot of courtesy people that
live in Iraq, Syria and in Iran as well. And basically, uh,
there have always been this like there's been this nationalist
emancipatory movement for Kords, but they just kind of got shafted.
I guess as far as like all of these other

(19:26):
all these other countries when they were when the Europeans
were writing all of the different like nation state boundaries,
they just kind of didn't give anything to the cards.
They were like, yeah, whatever, you guys are like two
all over the place. Yeah, and we can maybe use
you down the line to destabilize the region. And uh,
they never they never got a nation state. So there's
always been this emancipatory movement and in Turkey. It's it's

(19:48):
always been this this left wing socialist movement as well,
which is precisely the reason why once Turkey became a
prominent part of NATO, the UH, the American government came
in immediately did like Operation Glaudio style campaigns in the country.
Activated this ultra nationalist far right movement.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
That was also like a mafia.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, and they just would do like gun
battles basically all over the country and they would just
like kill Kurdish people. There was a lot of like
sectarian ethnic violence of that sort that was backed by
the CIA at the time. And now you have some
Kurdish parties in the country, and of course the administration

(20:32):
always says, oh, you guys are like terrorists. Yeah, And
there are areas there where there are a lot of
Kurtish people that live inside a Turkey where the government
will you know, sometimes do military campaigns things of that nature. Internally,
it's a weird, fucked up situation. But the difference between
like a Kurdish person and a Turkish person in general
is just like, I mean, the Turkish government wants to

(20:54):
erase this identity in its entirety for some kind of
like nationalistic purpose is to make sure that everyone is
like homogeneous, but also because they just want, like don't
want a a autonomous Kurdish region in its interior and
will use the existence of Kurdish movements in UH in

(21:15):
the bordering states in an effort to dominate said bordering states.
That's why we have a strong foothold in Syria, I said,
we like I'm doing it like yeah, in the in
the Northern Syrian corridor. They played a formative role in
basically UH overthrowing the assault regime in Syria as well
with the Free Serian Army. Very complicated stuff in general,

(21:36):
but it's mostly just America being the big devil and
using the Turkish government and pre existing interest in yeah,
destabilizing the region or at least stabilizing it in some
grand American vision. Uh and and Turkey plays a role
in that.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Damn. That's crazy. So the CIA is how destabilizing regions crazy?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
I mean I I sort of learned about it just
because the Bay Area is for some reason, hell occurds
in Turks and I have no idea why. And so
I knew like a lot of young dudes who like
are from there, like my friend's mom is in prison.
She was a member of one of the Kurdish parties
in Turkey and uh, and some of that had been
over to like Syria and shit like during in like
twenty fifteen, just on like humanity, not humanitarian but like

(22:20):
civilian kind of stuff, which is what I wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
And uh. I also at the same time was.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Like reading about this Toga Leese German lady. So she's
like half black, half German and she had died in
twenty fifteen in Kobani and I was like, that's fucking
in a in a in a hojiais party and I
was I was like.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
There was a party and I met them, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like some of a really obscure type of communists,
that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
And Albanian, yeah, which is definitely yeah, exactly, I know
they were they were well, these were Turkish guys who
were Albanian communists.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's a it's a complicated situation, a crazy part of
the world.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Well, but the to me is like I feel like
I've heard kurtis Stan Yeah yeah, well, because there's kind
of is a Kurdis dan in a rack, like there's
a part of Iraq.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
See, this is the reason why he's not allowed to
go to Turkey.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, I'm not allowed to go to Turkey for a
separate reason, but that's the reason why he can't go
to Turkey.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yeah, and uh, there is a Kurdish part of Iraq
that it's like autonomous from the rest of Iraq.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
But that's those guys also fight the Kurds that I was.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
With, Yeah, because they're they those are like those are
like firmly the the American Like there is there's different
movements within the Kurdish Masper movement. I would say that
like some of them want to be like Israel. But
for Kurds, yeah, you know, like there is this like
let's be your Israel America please, and America is like

(23:52):
it's actually much more chill for us to just kind
of use you whenever we want.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
We already have the Israel.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, we already have one Israel.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
You know, you don't need to And yeah, and they're
not it's like like like they're not as good as
it either. It's like really corrupt.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
You know, they don't have like whatever fucking like cell phone,
they didn't they didn't make ways.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Of ligity like live Lives of ligity like live.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
So you got into it by like your homies, like
I got in by my homies.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
And then because I've been sober for a while at
this point, like two three years and uh, and I
just fucking I got kind of just more upset because
I was working at boxing gym and I was on
the computer like half the day, like fucking with ship
for the gym and uh. And so I was just
reading a bunch and I found an email address like
an email and I emailed them. They told me to
go to a rack and call this phone number on

(24:46):
this date and I was like okay, And so I
did that and I flew into soule mania in the
Curtis part of Iraq. I called his phone number. The
dude didn't pick up, which was distressing. Uh and uh,
but then he called me back like an hour later.
I gave the phone to a taxi driver because the
due couldn't speak English. I couldn't speA Kurdish. I could
speak a little bit, but I couldn't speak this dialect

(25:07):
and uh. And they took me to a hotel like
a hostel, and I had to go and then this
fucking insane guy. My contact came and met me and
he was like, I'm being sure by the police, like
I need to hide, and this is a room with
nowhere to hide. It's just a room, but there's an
armoir and he just hides in the armoir for half
an hour. And at first I'm really like, oh fuck,

(25:27):
the cops are gonna come in here. I'm gonna go
to fucking jail any Rock.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
And then after like twenty minutes, I'm like looking at
my phone a little bit. I'm like, well, it's you know,
you know.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
And then I started reading a book and he spends
about an hour in the armoir. Uh, and then he
hides in the bathroom and he comes out and then
we leave. But uh, well he probably was just taking
a shit in there.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Now that probably yeah, bathroom, Maybe let me go in
the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah maybe, yeah, Frank, we had to be covert in
a Rock because the guys that I was gonna go
with were not cool with the government in the Kurdish
part of it Rock. And so this smuggler named black Eyes,
who is a cigarette smuggler, which the Kurds do a
lot of.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
He took me up and I met with some people,
you know, some.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Active people, and they took me across the Tigers River.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Not the cigarette smugglers, bro, because like, as a former
cigarette smuggler, you know what I'm saying, Like you're doing
important work.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yet New York is in America, Like New York is
the most important place to smuggle cigarettes too. Come on,
they felt fucking expensive for.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Come on, dog, I was going down to Virginia taking trips,
you know what I mean, getting cartins and coming back
up allegedly. You know what I'm saying, The Statute of
Limitations has passed on that. This was in nineteen ninety,
nineteen eighty four. Yeah, I was doing I was one
years old. I just come out to Nick you and
I was like, yo, I'm gonna sell these mentals. So listen, man, look,
we got a very important right wing figure here today,

(26:55):
and we got a very important left wing figure today,
and then we got my dumbass. So we got the
mayoral race in New York City. Man, this ship has
been It's not it's not the New York City mayoral race.
Because last year it was like yo, very dadams woo
and this that, and nobody gave a fuck. Yeah. Now
this year, Yo, Zoran got these motherfuckers panicking, bro like panicking.

(27:18):
So this is dropping on relations today, Like what are
y'all like just generally like your thoughts on this whole shit,
because like to me, I'm like, I ain't never like
I just turned to jomb You never seen your act
like this before, because like every other every other New
York City like mayor election has been like yo, fuck
this dude, he's Puerto Rican like or whatever. Like yeah,

(27:39):
you know what I mean, Like it'll just be random
New York shit. This is like, yo, this, you'll have
a right to eggest. You know what I'm saying, Like,
why are you actually New York City made that? Like
that just there? You know what I'm saying. It's like
a different vibe, but just the whole entire vibe of
this ship has been mad, weird and fucked up.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
I mean, you guys fucked up. I'm just gonna say
that straight up. I mean, you had Eric Adams, one
of the greatest, one of the best city in human history,
and you know what you did.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
You didn't appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
You don't know what you got till it's gone. Man,
I I dude, listen, look that's I'm not just saying
this because Eric Adams is spiritually Turkish and also an
honor brother. But I do have to say that because
otherwise the Turkish government get very mad at me. I
was a big booster for Eric Adams early on. That's
why I interviewed Zoran uh to tankish campaign later down

(28:37):
the line, because you know they would they would tie
it back. Yeah, but it didn't work. I try my
best and it did not work.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Eric Adams is crazy because I remember when he first
got elected mayor. I was like watching him on TV
and I was like, I genuinely was like, I think
he's like a little I think he might be like simple.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
There's this movie being there. I don't know if you
guys have seen.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
It's about a guy who can't speak. It was like simple,
but he gets like basically like I can't remember. I
actually didn't like the movie. But he gets like elected
Prime Minister of England or whatever based on the basis
of just kind of like sitting there. And I'm like,
Eric Adams is like that, except sometimes he rhymes, you
know what I mean? Like, do you remember when he
fucking announced his re election campaign and he had all
these ninety year old guys behind him, and there was

(29:22):
some people protesting and he just led them in a
chant of focus, no distractions and grind.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Dude, I don't know, I get he's the rising grind male.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
You shouldn't be grinding though as the mayor, Right, you
have a whole staff, like you have a lot of people,
bro Like you should be managing. Yes, what does grinding
even mean when you're the mayor? I understand what grinding
means when you're selling coke, Right, you're out there all
not all day trying putting it in. Yeah, I'll meet
you there, I'll meet you the What the fuck is
the mayor? What do you grind papers? You're like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Sign five thousand documents today. Yo, I'm going crazy. I'm
not even using docu sign.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I feel like as far as grinding goes, like he
did do that though he did as a mayor or,
like he he was like going to all the parades,
he was doing like crazy parties and stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
But the thing is he only went to that. That's
the problem.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
And then Eric Adams could have saved his career because
he just went to the same guy as parties that
was the problems. Probably only went to like zero Bonds
and like Cipriani, I'm down. He should have gone to
every party. This is where he fucked up because he
just goes to like the Pangs. That was like the
same eight ball Jewish guys, and I'm like, dude, there's

(30:36):
so many more bald people in this city.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
His rosta sucks. He got like the same eight ball
Jewish guys. He got like like not great rappers, the
one Fidouri Like you got him, bro, Like you spoke
a huko with Nems Like you know what I'm saying,
like what are we doing? He?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Also, what was it he did the I mean he
hung out with care Lavine one time. That was cool.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's truly cool. I don't know. I don't know if
she remembers that. Yeah, she was having an interesting evening,
she had time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he hung out with Sneak.
Oh that's true.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
He did, yeah, yeah, a Gracey manor And it was
really funny for someone like myself because like I was
sitting there watching this happen and Sneako is like like
a Holocaust denire and Eric Adams is running on the
end Anti Semitism ticket while he's just chopping it up
with Sneako.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
That's why you can ever be there, man, because that's
all usual, uniting the two parts of excuse. We have
New York, you know, the Holocaust, and I are and
then the people who were like, yeah, you know that
are kind of on our payroll. But I feel like
Eric Adams fucked up so bad and that after that,
I can't believe even announced reelection after because he made
that deal with Trump to get off. But I'm like,

(31:53):
you should just be like my career, like I'm changing,
I'm going to be a consultant after this, that part,
and I feel like it's crazy to me. And we
were talking about this before we started. It's like the
best that they could come up with were Cuomo and Sliwa,
And it's like I feel like with Zoron, it's like,
I mean, it's kind of a no brainer because it's
like he's the only kind of normal guy.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Well he was normal in.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Certain respects, but yeah, very abnormal in other respects. But
like Zora, I feel like it's just the only normal
guy running and so just aside from his politics or whatever,
he just does an immediate head start with that.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
That that part, because yeah, every time I see this, dude,
Like the debate was a perfect example, b like just
not what there was the one weed question, Yeah, like
have you purchased marijuana ad a legal dispensary? And Zorn's like, yes,
I have purchased marijuana in the legal dispensary. Fucking Andrew
Cloma was like, no, I would never smoke the Reford
the pot that's for the Dutch satanic music. That's that's

(32:49):
a disconatzi a woman if it makes him morning. Yeah,
you know what I mean. Like listen, I gave Claudia
an edible here and there, but like that's because they
made a nipples hard, you know. That's that's neither he
nor the you know, the oil massage. Yeah, and a
look listen, a little rso to lubricate, you know, never
hurt nobody, you know, but like I've never done that myself. Meanwhile,

(33:11):
Curtisly was like, yeah, well you know I got shot
by the Gambinos in my scroto man, I told my
timmy jumping off the Arizono Bridge one time to save
a federal cat exactly. And also I have Crow's disease.
So yes, I've purchased marijuana to alleviate my pain of
suffering of being in New Yorker for thirty eight thousand years. Yeah,
I'm like, bro, what are you saying?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I know?

Speaker 5 (33:32):
That's the thing is like he's the only person like
so again, even any politics aside. He's the only person
who can give a normal sounding answer to basically any question.
And the other guys are not only like they just
are incapable of that, like normal can't speak. I didn't
realize how he's like bidening fucking hard hard.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
That's why I thought, too, he's like unnecessarily antagonistic towards
like normal question.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
And he's slow. He speaks so slowly. It's crazy to
me because it's like Doc again, we talk about this,
this is the best thing I could have came up with.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, Like, what the fuck I mean, I'm not happy.
I'm happy that that was the best that they can
get home with.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
That was good.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
But because there is a lot of money involved in this,
like there are no but like hundreds of millions of
dollars being dumped into this ship, and it's like so
funny that they have to be locked in with Andrew Kuomah.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Couldn't you make a guy you know what I mean, Like,
couldn't you like find some dude who's like, hey, you know.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
They did it with the presidential legend. They were like, hey,
you know what, this ain't the guy no more, this
is the this is what we're wing for.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Yeah, exactly, I'm liken't there's like no other guy where
we're like, you know, he's some fucking like city councilman
or something like yeah, he's we're putting him up.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
But it's like Cuomo.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I feel like Cuomo is you know how like because
Cuomo got me too, right, and I think he saw
like you know, Luisy K came back, you know, Aziz
and a Sorry came back, and he's like, well why not.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Cuomo, shit, because you don't got to take fifteen Andrew exactly.
I mean, you can't make motherfuckers laugh it away, I know.
And so and I feel like this is his revenge
from being me too, and it's just just not like
this is.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Saying he's trying to molest New York City one last.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Time, but I feel like it's like that's his motivation
and like, but he obviously doesn't really give a fuck
about being mayor.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
And that's because his vibes are like, well, one, it
is transparent that he doesn't even want to be in
New York, Like he does not fun with New York
at all a city at least like genuinely loves New
York City. He's fucked up and twisted in his own way,
but like he loves New York City. Zorn as well,
Andrew Komba also gives off the vibes of a person

(35:39):
that is just annoyed that he even has to run
for this position, Like why aren't you just giving it
to me right now? I'm I was a governor.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Do you not remember? Like that makes me the mayor now? Please?
It was promised to me, Yeah, and it was.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
It's crazy because like he also does this with like
Curtiusly but where there is this attitude that he has
where he's like.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Just drop out, what are you doing? Yeah, bitch. At
least he's like the dude, yeah, you should have left
from Jump yeah because nobody wanted you, bitch, Like, and
he conceded.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
He actually conceded the night of the primaries to Zoran Yeah,
and and then you know the money came back, yo, what.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
You're doing yeah, Yo, sleep was crazy. Bro, I can't
put money behind that motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Say, I will say this is like the true like
seven year old Italian guy hustle because he did after
after he lost the primary, he was like, I don't
know if I'm going to run in the general, and
I think he was doing that like, no, I don't
know if I'm going to run in the general.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Maybe if I got a little bit of money and
the money.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
And it's like, but what I don't understand is they
spent so much money on like what anybody could tell
you was going to be a losing race.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Although also like you talk about like allocation of funds, bro,
like the latest motherfucker spending the money is like on
just like the dumbest shit ever.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Like these AI ads Bro, well they are loving them,
are crazy, like with your AI shit. Thanks, like John,
We're gonna get into that later, but like, yeah, the
Cuomo ads, I'm like, Bro, does anybody believe that Quomo's
up on a fortieth story building window washing? Like do

(37:16):
we really believe that?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Remember when a Bloomberg ran for president and they like
hired all those fucking beme pages. Yeah, it's that he
basically like tapped into that network. But I feel like
he didn't even get those guys. He got this guy
that works under them, who I love, this dude named
Zach Sage Fox, who is like it's one of those

(37:38):
things where like when I look at him, I'm like,
we we can't be going out in public like this guy,
you know what I mean, you can't.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
It's just like the pro Israel crowd has has has
been tarnishing the good reputation of Jews that that was
built after World War Two, and like the cultural forces
engine engine aggressively.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Andrew Cuomo's campaign also, it's like kind of stopped being
about like whatever it was supposed to be by the
primary and just became like he's getting like the bottom
of the barrel pro Israel guy, like the only backing.
And this guy is a perfect example that he's just
like some fucking dufist who had like a Disney channel
show when he was fifteen.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Never did that, but it was like on a Disney
like it was like on Disney three.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
It wasn't a main main channel show and ever since
then has made like shitty prank videos and like he
has a TikTok accout, you know, like you go those
guys who walk around Times Square and are like, you know,
gay sun thought daughter. He does that in the West Bank,
and he has a he goes to the West Bank
and he's.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Like, might you like him on so much?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
In order to basically like be like, it's okay to
bomb these people because they all like him on and
h And he got hired by Cuomo's campaign to run
digital and his idea, which actually like one of the
worst idea, we should just be more racist, And it's
kind of and I will say there's some racist catching

(39:06):
strays because I understand if you want to be like,
you know, you're trying to be racist against the guy
you're running against. You know, you're darkening the beard. You're saying,
you know, he's like he's a jehadist or whatever. But
like they the Clinton technique, the Clinton technique.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, but they gave that beard crazy hangtime. He can't
grow that ship. Nah, he's got too many crazy.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah, he's got some crazy where he shitting on.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I'm saying it looks you know, I'm not saying it
looks good. He's listening. These four years are going to
aid you, my guy.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
How did his beard look last night when you guys
were at the Knicks game?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
It was very silky. So he was at the next
game yesterday. You know what I'm saying, in the in
the in the seats with the regular people. You know
what I'm saying, not the not the which, by the way,
was crazy because Cuomo after the debate, I'm like, motherfucker,
did you teleport game? Yeah? Like and and sit next
to ourcatto, which was bug the funk out. So yesterday
when the next name was on and it was chill Bro,

(39:57):
he was up there.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
It was a very chill You guys were in the
nosebleedze Bro. You should have gotten at least like in
the two hundreds. God damn.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
But it was just like nah, he's just like yo, bro,
Like he's like think about it, like this, everything that
this motherfucker does is under the microscope. If this guy
eats fucking sushi like he's bougie, look this this communist.
Look at him eating eating a sweet potato roll. Ow
dare he? I'm like, didn't look that fancy? Like that

(40:24):
was like supermarket sushi game, right, I saw like the
little tape over the top like that.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Wasn't like I hate that because he's like he's eating
it from both ends because he's both socialist but rich
even though he's not right, So then there's that angle.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
And then he's also a Muslim, so everything he does,
Like I just I I'm very glad that he's been
able to overcome all of that. But it's like looking
at his run in this short span of time, I'm like,
oh God, it's just it's it's in some ways, it's
it's been something that I've had to deal with my
whole fucking media career as well.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
And uh, you know that shit's not gonna go away.
There's no there's no repercussions for it. You could just say,
like I cannot believe how insane people have gotten, like
how open they are by their schizophrenic tendency.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Like I was just about to go there, because it's
like you know what I mean, like that like famn,
the conspiracies, like the fucking just like mass psychosis. Like
I feel like the the reaction to zo is like
it's like indicative of like a larger issue, you know
what I'm saying, Like I feel like everybody's fucking crazy man,
Like did y'all see this coming? Like like you said,

(41:38):
like you saw the campaign and like all this shit
they had to overcome and shit, but like did y'all
really see this shit? Like yeah, yeah, dude, produce.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Absolutely So right after October seventh, right like when all that,
like there was like a bunch of people really freaking out.
A bunch of people I knew parents were like calling
and be like you need to get out of New
York because they're gonna gas the subject ways And I'm
like what the Like this is like this is something
that like a crazy person would believe. But it was

(42:06):
like multiple people I know as parents, were like you
need to get the fuck out of there. There's gonna
be an attack and like they're gonna kill you. And
there's gonna be like pagrams in the streets and they're
gonna kill.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
And it was like I realized.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
I was like wow, Like a lot of people are
like really, like whatever your politics are, like, this is
like just doesn't seem likely.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
To happen no matter what matter what.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
I Like, you know, you can you can believe whatever
you want, but like I don't think that's gonna happen.
And uh, and I mean this is people have been
like this for a while. But it's like it's really
sort of similar to like like that QAnon ship, like
it made every everyone's got a little bit of q
and on in them now right where you just believe
something is so fucking crazy and like unreal, but like

(42:47):
if you reading enough times on the internet, it's just
because that which is real, it is real. And we
participate too.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yeah, of course we go to those parties where we
go on we go all.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, listen, I I just got to invite you know
what I'm saying. I got an RSVP, they sent me
to shit on evite, you know what I mean. I
just got to make sure that my ship is we're
gonna eat it after this. Yeah, it's gonna be fired.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
You said, We're we're both participating in like the thing
that people say is a conspiracy, the eating of the Yeah,
and also are you know doing the break come following exactly.
We're trying to do it on both sides.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
But it's like it's like I feel like the barrier
between like I used to be, like you read something
on the internet, like that's just some.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Shit you're out on the internet.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
You know what I mean, But the barrier between that
and reality, like people like say, like you know, it's
a whole phrase like Twitter isn't real life or whatever
is in real life.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Now it is real life, you know what I mean,
Like that boundary or like it's becoming more real life
because we have the most Twitter focused administration of all
fucking time. And obviously, like when they come out and
they're like, we're gonna invade Nigeria because there's anti Christian
programs happening there, like or even the White Side stuff

(44:00):
in South Africa, like that was a white nationalist Twitter
movement right under Trump won and it never somehow made
its way to like Donald Trump's actual legislative agenda. But
this time around, they're like, no, actually, we will lean
into this stuff. And that's why you arrive at like
the Vice President going on a New York Post podcast

(44:21):
and talking about how I'm like abusing my fucking dog
where it's like you shouldn't know internet drama about a
Twitch streamer.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Please clarify this with these people, because fam they were
looking for anything to get at you, bro.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
And it was just like, I mean, they've been calling me,
They've been calling me an anti Semitic terrorist for the
past two years every single day, and then now this
is like, oh, he moved his arm weird and like
his dog yelps, So he must be like electriccuting. He
has like a button on his desk and he's electrocuting
his dog. It's the most insane shit. But the way
we've gotten, the way we've become at this point, like

(44:57):
he's virtually impossible to combat it, like there's nothing you
can do. I just so I'm just like, yeah, that's
that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
I feel, But this is just double down and put
a big ass bland on the desk. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
No, I thought about joking about it, but like, like
even right now, like I I normally would joke about
how like, oh, Islamic you know, Islamic Sharia is is
about to be implemented in New York right like, But
then when I say stuff like that, I think, no,
there are motherfuckers who legitimately believe this or will use
that and say this is Zorn's like closest ally in

(45:29):
the media saying you know, they're gonna do woke Sharia
or whatever. And it fucking sucks because you can't even
like joke about it, you know, but you do you
still mean?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, what the fuck? You know what I mean? How
do you think I got got here? Dude? I wrote
a dog? Yeah, but because I'm like, didn't the DHS
that he kill a dog?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I only know about it because she wrote about it
in her book, like she was like, yeah, I the
fuck out of this puppy that I had.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah, I mean, it's just it's I think it's just
like and that didn't and that didn't like the white people,
like the white base, which was crazy to me because
I'm like, yo, like as a as a as an
Afro Latino, as a Black Dominican man, I'm like, Yo,
there's a we have a different relationship with animals, you
know what I'm saying, Like I come from like rural

(46:16):
people cock fighting, you know, like cock fighting and shit
like that, and like, yo, yo, you raised this goat
not for fun, but because we are going to eat
this got Yes, you know what I'm saying, Like these
these chickens are here to lay eggs to feed us,
you know what I'm saying. Like this dog is here
to make sure that the fucking some animal doesn't come
in and eat all these chickens like yeah, so it's

(46:38):
like it's it's it's real different. But like I feel
like in America, bro, like you could kill a thousand people,
Like some shit like Sandy Hook happened and people were like, oh,
that's terrible, tragic. Bro. If you like, and I said,
this ship shot the cream on Someway Takes, I was like, yo,
if you if some crazy motherfucker was to shoot up
like eighteen kettles gun control within a week, I'm just saying, listen,

(46:59):
here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
If I drive drunk and I hit one dog, oh
you want to use that fucking front cover of every newspaper. Yeah,
but when I did hit a woman drunk driving, no
one gave a fuck.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah. I just kept going.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Probably deserved it.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
I mean, I just I didn't. Yeah you know what
it was, she didn't. She didn't the whole place. But
that is true.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
It is true, the whole Like there's the community meme
of like I can excuse racism, but I draw the
line of animal abuse meme like that is real as
far as like the broader white consciousness. But in this
circumstance like that is it's so obvious that it's like
right wingers just kind of using that as a as
a thing now and because Twitter is so busted, it's

(47:43):
just like anytime I reply to anyone, there's like four
hundred replies being like you're a dog abuser. You're a
dog abuser. But I'm like a white woman when it
comes to my dog. That's why it's.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Okay not to that digree, but like but like I I,
you know, I read the healthy look if you haven't, Yeah,
I spoll.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
The shit out of her, like I'm so like, uh,
you know, I try to make sure that she's like
well trained and everything else. So it's like it's been
crazy to just see all these people be like you,
alba's your dog.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Anyway, it is what it.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Is of lictory like like like of lictory like like like.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
And like to me, like the Zorn shit is just
kind of like almost like the cherry on top because
it's been a lot of different Yeah, it's like a
cake of funck shit man like post COVID, the kirkshit,
the AI takeover, like all this shit is just like
a termisu of like fuckery. And then then and then
it's like oh Muslim surey law in New York City.

(48:43):
The country is doomed.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
I mean people used to joke about like voting illegally,
and now there are like Twitter psychos who are just
like compiling all of those supposed to be like uh
FBI election fraud. These people are doing election fraud. They
voted six times illegally. It's like, dude, I'm on.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
I'm like Also like it's like they think like I'm
like if you think, if you like watch Zoran talk
for two seconds, you're like, this guy's at your hottest.
It's like you are so divorced from reality that like
there's like I don't even know if we can communicate,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah, well then we don't do I'm suding you. We
don't do takiya.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
She is do she is takiya? Yeah, this sounds like
some takiya ship though. This sounds like something that Sudi
would be like, Yo, look at.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
I grew up in Turkey. I never heard this term
until I came to America and I heard it from
like white dudes that were like, oh that's they were saying,
I was doing.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Anybody done takiya? I think, like, do these motherfuckers hearing
this right, now even know what tekia is.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
So Tekia, well, I'm just gonna tell the audience they
don't know tekia is when it's actually not. But this
is like the popular version of what tekia is. It's
when a Muslim pretends to not be that Muslim in
order to eventually maybe way more Muslim.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
So like it's like it's like.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
If uh if call him like infiltration infiltration so that
they can implement Sharia law. But it's so fucking it's
such an insane concept, be as like most Muslims don't
know what the fuck that is, and so I had
to like look it up. And apparently it's like a
practice for Shia Muslims to not be persecuted by the
Sunnis that back in the day, to like hide that
they were Shia so that they didn't get like killed.

(50:29):
But it's not like a comment, it's not a real thing.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
But it's like when Bill Ackman is like, Zoran is
gonna do Sharia law here, It's like I think he's
dumb enough to actually believe that. But it's like if
you think that, like, how do you like I was struggling,
like do you look get up in the morning and
you see like a bagel or something, You're like that's
food or you just like is that the sun? Like
are you so like out of your fucking mind that

(50:53):
you like can't recognize regularly?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
It's the fucking butterfly guy, I mean exactly, Yo, is
this Tekia? Like it?

Speaker 5 (51:00):
And it blows my fucking mind and like, and it's
I think it's just a general like people are so
divorced from reality now that like they can't they second
guess everything. And I think AI has a big thing
to do with this because like now it's like if
you have an image now, like in twenty twenty five,
like every image is like contested, right, you can just
be like that's AI, that's facial thing, yeah, and like that.

(51:23):
So you're like basically subjected to all these like conspiracies
every single day because like you can't ever trust anything now,
and like even people you're interacting with online or like
if people are saying like, oh you're fucking abusing your
dog or oh you look great or whatever, you have
no idea if any of those are real people, or
like run out of some fucking like bot farm in Cambodia.
And so it's like I think that has like this

(51:44):
weird effect on people where it just like gets them
further and further away from like objective truth, which is
like basically impossible to find on the internet.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
There is no consensus reality. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is
genuinely a problem because like if you don't have sense
of reality, like how the fuck do you operate? And
it's that's where we're at now, and yeah, you're right,
like the AI stuff has gone completely out of control.
One of the worst aspects of it, I think is
that it also allows like racialized tropes to constantly get pumped,

(52:15):
because this is something I've seen, Like this is someme
I covered with the Snap benefits, right, so SNAP is
slated to be cut for forty two million Americans, sixty
million children. And there's the age old welfare queen attitude
where like Lee Atwater talked about this as well, where
it was like a really like racializing the recipients of

(52:36):
welfare has always gotten like white people on board to
just actually cut the welfare they are also relying on it,
And now there is there are so many accounts on
Twitter that like just recently got created since the government
shut down that simply compile real people that are either

(52:56):
talking about Snap benefits being cut and how devastating it is,
but also a shit ton of AI videos where it's
like angry black women that keep saying it's the same script,
it's not very sophisticated, where they say I have seven
children with seven different baby daddies and the taxpayer needs
to foot the bill. Those are the three key components

(53:19):
in these like AI scripts, and it's always the same
straight to camera black women yelling angrily and like with
a sense of entitlement, right, And people look at that,
and especially if you tie that with like some real
accounts that say like, oh, well, you know, Snap benefits
are going to go away and this is devastating. People
genuinely believe it. People like lean into this assumption that

(53:41):
you know, black people are angry and entitled black and
black people are angry and entitle and they are demanding
these Snap benefits And it's I don't know how we
can actually tackle that at all. Because Fox News covered it.
Fox News is digital team, which is supposed to be
like somewhat objective reporting, covered it as like a sincere thing.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Yeah, and it was it was my story. Oh they did, Yeah,
they changed the story to be. There's a lot of
AI videos about Snap benefits. It's crazy because like that's
the whole thing about EBT and SHIP. It's like they're
like it's all like the image you're supposed to have
EBT is it's like a fat black woman in Chicago
buying like twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Worth a lobster lobster loops.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, Doug, that's not the Actually,
that's not what's happening. I mean I used to be
on EBT and I just bought groceries with it. Yeah,
you know what, you just have a list, bro, you
just go buy what the fuck you buy it.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
And also, like I'm gonna be honest, if I want
my taxes going to anything, I'm like, EBDs is fine
to me.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
You know what I mean? You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Average Tackxbury pays thirty six dollars out of their pocket
for the SNAP program. We pay six hundred and seventy dollars.
The average American taxpayer pays six hundred seventy dollars for
corporate subsidies.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
No, me and may I don't pay taxes.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Okay, well that's yeah, you know what I'm saying, yeah,
that's never never yeah no. But like but I say, my,
it's just crazy to me that like there are there
are people so so openly cruel about this stuff, or
they're just like they're buying cookies and it's like, yeah, dude,
I think portraits should be able to buy cookies, you
fucking mont That's that's so crazy to me.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
It's like, oh, yeah, they should be. There was it
was some random video on seeing I'm not even gonna
say the name bitch, but like it was like, yo,
you should be able to buy fruits and vegetables and grains, Like, bro,
what the fuck is this like a World War one?
Like food?

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Like they want to Yeah, like what the most people
in the country are buying cookies, like if they're not
on snap you know what I mean, Like they're just
like buying ship food because that's like kind of what
they sell groceries store.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Yeah, that's other shit too, Like yo, fam, like if
you if you are in the five Burroughs, if you're
in an outer borough, there's a high possibility that you
don't have access to like fresh produce, yeah, and shit
like that. And like my parents came to this country
and they were not buying pop tarts and fucking pizza
bagels and shit like that. It was like yo, black
those rice beans. Yeah, like chicken, like you know what

(56:02):
I mean, like raw materials to then go home and
make a meal, so like you and like ship like
that is like becoming less and less like you know
what I mean, like available. Yeah, and and then bro,
I'm cheaper.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
It's literally cheaper to buy the dog ship than it
is to buy all the raw materials.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Yeah, to make real food. Yeah, it's crazy. Man, we
eat ultra processed food. Man, open your third eyebe I
only eat it though, I only eat ultra process now. Yeah,
I've been trying to you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
I'm like, yeah, because that they tell you not to
think about this. They tell you not to eat this shit.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
It's bad for you, or is it? Yeah, but think
about who's.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Telling you medicine, right, it could be a medicine.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
They sell us the poison, but we eat the medicine. Yeah,
you know it's poisoned. Yeah, we're real poison, white Jesus poison.
You know what do you think it was? Dominican? He
was Yeah, he might have been. I know he wasn't white.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
I thought he was Turkish. I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
He probably he probably could have been.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
But I'm Turkish, so I think everyone's Turk.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I'm Dominicans. I don't think everybody's Dominican.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
That's he was probably a nebish guy, five three maybe
big glasses, you know, in arms, Probably very easy to
sort of boost him up there on the cross.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
They made him look yoke though they know they did look.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Yoke because that's that's like afterward. Obviously you're not gonna
make him look like a pussy after.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Like, they don't. They're not gonna they're not going to
paint the portrait of him with like the glasses.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Like this guy was you.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
We didn't. He was the biggest guy. We had to
take him out. Well, we don't know, actually, And that's
one of the greatest mysteries, the shroud of to what
was it? What was he working with? Is his beef? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Well no, they did have christ for skin, and that
was like a Catholic relic in Europe, there was multiple
christ foreskins like yeah foreskin that.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
And also the Catholic relics.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
I saw Mary Magdalen's skull in France. Dude, I looked
at it and I was like, it's really they keep
that ship that They were like, it's the skull of
a Mediterranean woman we found in the year three hundred
or whatever, and I'm like, you know, it's dates from
the year somebody's grandma's Like, yo.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Say me, we kind of have that too, though in
Islam we have like the Muhammad's like relics as well
that we just have, but not like his body.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah, I think they might have. What are you talking about.
I thought he got in the horse I went to
have him. Well I don't.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
There is like things that he has, like his his
shroud or stuff like that is just like relics that
are all over the place. But Catholics are cold blooded
where they just there was like this is a piece
of the fingerbone of like a saint, and I'm like,
that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
This is part of the Yeah, I think that's nothing
to Let me just put this out there. We are
nothing to do with it.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Jesus was a Jew, but regardless and and the and
the Romans took him out. We lived there, but there's
no proof we were involved punch.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
So so the thing that I don't understand about that,
but also is like, isn't that supposed to be a
good thing, like accelerated history, right, like Jesus was supposed
to be.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
But we get no credit for that, not that we
had anything to do with it, but if we had
had something to do with it, don't you guys kind
of owe us because if we hadn't and not that
we did, but if in this telling, we hadn't you know,
knocked him up there, which is also unlikely because we
don't have that kind of up our arm strengths, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, and that's tall and it's
scary in this blood he think that was?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
That was three Italian dudes.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Yeah, exactly, let's be real, Yeah we had the Italian
We Cuomo's ancestors did that. If we hadn't done that,
if Jesus hadn't died and then come back, kind of
would be no Christianity.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
It's like it's a good thing. No, Yeah, I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
This isn't the next odd They're like, Hassan Piker is like,
it's good Jesus was cruticifized.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
I don't deserve I legitimately don't get that because like
I thought that that's part of the cannon, Like it
has to.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Be like he has to die so then return and
da da dah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, they should be more thankful to the Jews for
killing for being christ killers.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Yeah, saying well, we didn't kill he just he just
just passing for a little bit and set him back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
So I'm saying it's great he came back. We love
that he came back. Yeah, So say put it like this,
to put it in like modern terms, you didn't do it.
You didn't do it, but if like there was an investigation,
you might get caught up in a rico if not. Yes,
And it's sort of like it's an if I lawyers.
It's like an.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
OJ thing where he's like, we didn't do it, but
if I did it, I would have done it like this.
I would have had a guy outside the caves. First
of all, because he comes out of the cave in
three days.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
No, he's meeting he's meeting Shlomo out there, and I'm like,
get back in there. You don't want to go back
on the glass show that somebody would iPhone over there. Yeah,
you do that if you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Don't get back in there, we're gonna put you on
the cross again, but this time you dicks out. Oh
he was like so what yeah, yeah, because you know
he did have a fucking missile. There's no way, Jesus,
a little penis.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
There's no way. I don't think you command that much
respect and become like the iconic figure that you are
would a little meat And it's like it's God is
your father, and he doesn't get that's how that like,
that's like.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Back then, small penises were seen as like more like
seen like barbaric. That's the reason why all the all
the fucking Roman Roman stages of like little ding dongs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
They don't have like big ones. Yeah I like that
because he didn't have a meat. Miss Doesn't that feel right?
Feel right? Because the big thing is so scary right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
On that, But it's still it's so it's it'smidating. It's
like the serpent, right, and look what that did to Eve,
It ruined her. Whereas Adam's little penis, you know, the
first ever was in the Bible. You know, Adam looked
the serpent and be like, what the fuck is that? Jesus,
We need a leaf, you know, apples, so we could

(01:02:07):
be ashamed of our nudity, so I can get a leaf.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
By the way, it was a fig leaf, which is
mass small. I'm just saying it wasn't like a maple leaf.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Like say hurt actually given for furs, cover your genets.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I say, perfect boyfriend's side.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Crazy. Yeah, I don't even like that bigger one. Yeah yeah,
actually no, because that my yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
I don't know how vagina's work, So I can't finish
that joke because what is in there?

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
We don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Yeah, the mystery we don't We've never looked.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
You never looked surely, I've looked like you know, like
a little like peak, but you've never know what's a
mad light.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Like like we've never looked in like the headlomp like
the head because we don't know what's in there and
we don't want to. No, I don't, I will. I
will never go splunking a vagina super Does Dominican guys
think eating pussy's gay? Or is that No, that's like
a Jamaican thing, like any pussy's gay. Dominicans love eating

(01:03:07):
pussy like that's like that's like our claim the fame.
It's like that we will eat your pussy, yo, like
we like and it's like, I don't know if it's
like the Latin lover trope ship, but like I think
Dominicans are just like yo, Like I'm trying to like
to eat. Yeah, we'll eat your pussy because I really
need this visa, you know, So when I meet you
at this all inclusive resort, I want to make sure

(01:03:27):
that your toes are curling like cocktail shrimp. Yeah, because
I need to go to America, like whatever, I'll be
on N. I don't give a I don't so I'm
good with that. Yo. You said some ship that Like
I was like, damn, I was man high. The other
then I was thinking about it and I was like, yo,
he might be right. He was like, yo, I think
we're headed towards the Civil War. Yeah, you know what

(01:03:48):
I'm saying, How do you think that shit is gonna crack?
First of all, along what class? Is it? Along class lines?
Is it's along racial lines, It's a little bit of both.
How's this gonna crack off?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
To preface this, I want to say I was never
we're going to Civil war guy, And I'm still not
like we're going there. But I'm just saying, my odds
are they've gone up, And I'm not saying it's gonna
be like a a big one, but I'm saying there's
gonna be maybe something a little something down. I could
see it going down a few different axes kind of.

(01:04:24):
I feel like regional is the is would be one
of the big ones. No, god no, I feel like
they'll stay out, but like a weird urban like rural
thing basically, like I mean, like you see a little
country but like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, you're saying the Republicans are actually ma.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Yeah, because the countryside does around the city.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
But I think, like, I think it could go down
with something like, for instance, a large scale National Guard
deployment to put down like urban unrest in a in
a big city if there's like riots.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Or something like that, or even if there's not, but
like something like like what happened in La this year.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
But if they stud like a bunch of National Guard
from all around the country with like orders to be
a little more kinetic and like things things rise on
things ket up. I could see something like that going down.
But I feel like nobody gives a fuck enough to
make it into an actual civil war.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Yeah, and so like it'll be like it'd be like
a two day thing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Where like two hundred and fifty people get killed, but
like it doesn't end up being like a full lot,
but that that lays the groundwork for something in the future.
Like I could see something like that happening, but it
would be I feel like race wars out of the question.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
The fascist movement, the Manofaction movement is so diverse, Yeah,
is so diverse. Like I try to explain this to
people because they they think it's like their grandfather's clam movement,
Like it's not. Oh, like the white nationalist movement is
being led by a gay Mexican whose name is Nicholas Windes.
Like you got you got Kanye West, who did his

(01:05:53):
thing as well, but like, you know whatever, he's not.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I feel like he's just schizophrenic.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Yeah, I think he's just like chilling. But those dumb
ass But you got a lot of like brown dudes
and Yah and black dudes that are now like firmly
committed to this invested into this movement. Not to the
same degree as white people are, of course, but like
that was I feel like unheard of in the past,
Like you always had some people that you know, uh,

(01:06:19):
across the racial boundary and tried to be tokens or whatever,
but like I've never seen it like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
This book, like the KKK didn't think Catholics were white,
you know what I mean. Like it's it's I feel
like way more diverse now. And so it just comes
on to like what like how many TikTok videos you
watch in a row of like libtard fail compilations, But
I feel like there's not really like another like is
it gonna be like that versus Gavin Newsome? You know,

(01:06:45):
like for instance, if like if if I lived in
California and like the federal government invaded California, It's like, well,
Kevin Newson's frying not give me a gun, and I'm like,
I'm not gonna die for Gavin.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
I do think that, Like I do think it genuinely
like winsor on Wins, I don't think it's even controversial
saying I think that the Trump will after he takes
office or maybe before because they might have an easier
time with Adams. But like Trump's gonna do one of
those show of force insane ice like oh yeah, have a.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Little parade down Fifth Avenue and shit, like I think they'll.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Do it, Like I think they're gonna put a ship
ton of pressure, like more so than in like Chicago
or Memphis and Portland.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
I think they're gonna do a ton of pressure like that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
But but what I've seen so far is that like
when they do that in Chicago, when they do that
in La, like there isn't enough resistance to justify what
you said is like you know, more kinetic, Yeah, like
a more kinetic response, because the counter is just like
even Portland. Portland is like known for for a hostility

(01:07:45):
towards federal incursion of this sort. And even in Portland,
like it's mostly just people in like you know, big
floaties and and you know, the frog suits and whatnot,
like dancing around, and then the military or like the
militarized like ice and federal forces. They're just basically like
brutalizing people. But they just kind of look stupid when

(01:08:05):
they do that to a guy in like a frog
an inflatable frog costume, So it doesn't actually create this
like real scary presence that justifies use of force by
the military. And and I guess I'm what I'm saying
is like people are too busy trying to you know,
feed themselves and feed their kids to like actually take
it to the streets to like directly duke it out

(01:08:26):
with the militarized federal forces. So it hasn't it hasn't
escalated to a degree where like there's you know, actual
lethal rounds being used.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Yeah, I agree, and I think, but I think what
they're trying to do their strategy now is like you know,
like if every us like a flint and steel, Yeah,
and like you're trying to catch like a spark. It
seems like they're trying to do that now. They're trying
to like provoke in these different ways.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Yeah. And like it's interesting because like ICE is one
of the only.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
Federal agencies that's like fully funded right now, and like
it's going to remain very funded.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I mean, it's got like this insane one hundred and
eighty billion dollars they're paying. They pay motherfuckers off the
street like fifty five thousand to start, and they said
no age limit. That's crazy as on that, but it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
It's like yeah, they're like you're fifty five, you want
to go crack some Mexican skulls like join up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
But actually one of those guys have a heart attacks
to get scared.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
But but it's I think that they're gonna eventually, like
I mean, he's got fucking three years left, you know
what I mean, Like they're gonna and I feel like
before the twenty twenty eight election.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yeah, Jesus Christ, right, twenty twenty eight election.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I know just.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Like they uh that they will probably try to provoke
something that's like that makes it seem I don't know
what like necessary to send like the actual military into places.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
I was thinking, like it also partners with the Venezuela
stuff that's going on, where like you you go to Venezuela,
you bomb Venezuela, you try to do a global warr
on tear in like Latin America, right, and then you
justified the already existing internment camp structure that that that
is in place to be like, well, these guys are

(01:10:08):
all just like we did with the Japanese during World
War Two. These guys are all who knows, who knows
who their allegiances are. We have to start, uh, we
have to start processing uh expeditiously and and putting into
internment camps like people of Venezuelan background, people who are
just like brown, right, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Dude, they started that with the Venezuelan's.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
They're like they once they declared fucking trended Aragua a gang, which,
by the way, nobody had heard of two years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
They have no motion. Yeah, Trendragua had no motion. But
then again, but then again so did like originally and
I'm not even making a comparison any but like the
originally like the Isis guy that they try to fucking
uh present as like the the pivotal figure for why
we had to invader i Raq. They connected him to
al Qaeda somehow, and he was like me, yeah, okay,

(01:10:55):
like so who knows, I.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Mean yeah, so like but like they use that as
a pretext to like strip TPP of all.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Which Trump gave to the Venezuelans on his way out.
That's one of the most fucked up things. Like is
a lot of Venezuelans that have made their way to
the United States of America are like very fond of Trump,
very right wing or were And and we always do that,
like we always bring in h we always bring in
more reactionary force from the countries that we're like either
have invaded or want to invade eventually.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Tell them there, yeah, tell them exactly to.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Create like a network of propaganda. And then and now
they just kind of got got ahead of themselves and
they're like, no, actually, every Venezuelan is a terrorist and
we have to like throw them out of the country
or just like put them in concentration camps.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Listen, man, the strip clubs and queens are going to
be very empty. If I know it's gonna be very empty,
it's gonna be very sad, you know what I'm saying. Listen.
So they, like I said, like there's a there's a
whole Like I feel like everybody's just going fucking nuts,
bro like in a way that was not happening as
a forty year old man, you know what I'm saying.

(01:12:02):
Like that was not happening when I was like twenty
some years old, Like you know what I mean. Like
we like again, like we've gone from the Obamatan suit
to like, now what the fuck? Every day there's something
that's like insane of literity, like like like of literity,
Like like I feel like everybody's just going fucking nuts,

(01:12:23):
bro like in a way that was not happening as
a forty year old man, you know what I'm saying,
Like that was not happening when I was like twenty
some years old, Like you know what I mean. Like
we like again, like we've gone from the Obamatan suit
to like, now, what the fuck? Every day there's something
that's like insane.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah, it doesn't even make it into the headlines. Like
Scott Pisantvescent came out and was like, yeah, certain parts
of the economy or in recession, and I feel like
you you say that on TV, Like even under the
Body administration, that would have been a way bigger deal.
It's a huge story, but it's like but it's not
even like the top third story or even like Cash

(01:13:02):
Betel's girlfriend using the FBI the FBI private jet. Okay,
all right, you are coming after Sorry for coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Cash dude. You gotta get Cash Betell in here. He's
a wild boy. He's a plodcaster, Yeah he is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
He's one of he's one of us.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Coworkers. You guys throw on the bus because what he
broke out of it. Yeah, you guys are trying to
drag him back to the hood.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Yeah, yeah, Cash up the challenge coin. Yes, it's so,
it's so, it's so ass you're right, challenge you know
what challenge coin is?

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
What the challenge coin is like a fake metal that
they give you for showing up somewhere in the military. Now,
it's like a pog but they're like, you like generals.
It's like generals will hand them out when they visit
the base.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Usually for doing some racist ship too. It's like if
it's like, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
There's an NYPD challenge coin book. That's fucking crazy. That's all.
The NYPD challenge is the most racist of it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Oh but uh but the cash Battel has one and
it's like two pistols that also, I think form like
a skeleton's mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
It looks like some fucking ship that like like Guns
and Roses nineteen ninety eight albums.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
So corny, Sommy Guns.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
Yeah, it's Tommy Guns on it, and uh, I mean
it's cooking, but come on, we should be but we
should be applauded him, right, he's like shown up for
his girl. Because I'm telling you, I'm going down to
mar A Lago. I'm like, I'm going to stay the
night here. I don't want to fucking fly. He flies
to Nashville to see his beautiful ish girlfriend sing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Not asade operative, No, not at all. A lot of
people keep saying that, and I hate.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
That you don't think so?

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
No, I hate that. She just a beautiful just a
beautiful woman who loves Cash Betel.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Is his character. Cash Btel.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Was a little light in the loafers, as they used
to say, could be because there's rumors that in Las Vegas,
which is, and I don't mean anything by this, it's
a little gay to live in Las Vegas. Oh yeah,
Like if my boy was moving to Las Vegas, I'd
be like, oh, oh cool, like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Cool, you know, for what are you a professional broker player?

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
But you're yeah, exactly like been here because like I
feel like I don't know how to explain this, but
I feel like Las Vegas is a city for gay Republicans,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
And I and I Cash.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
The rumor is is that he was living there with
this dude who is a gay Republican and they were roommates.
It seems like at one point, but maybe you know what,
fuck it, cashmer Tell's bisexual and there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Yeah, Cook, you know, Cook so it was Jay I
go Hoover cook, right. I feel I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Worse for Dan Bongino, who is seemingly hating his life,
like we haven't seen him at all. He might they're
just hiding.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
It's just he's in a freezer somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Like it's like I saw if you guys see that
Fox News bit then he did where he's like, I'm
coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Every day to work. This is not easy. This is
a very hard playing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
His wife's mad at him for being the deputy director
of the FBI. Well, fucking cheat on her then, dude,
what the fuck show her?

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Whose boss? Like, yo, listen, none of you'll motherfuckers have
a moral compass. Just go you know what I'm saying,
boss and pussy bro.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
No, not even dude, if you're the fucking deputy director
of the FBI, have sex with Gallainne Maxwell.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Yeah you know what I mean. Yeh, what I'm saying,
there's a lot of experience.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
And she's probably like, man, fuck it, I will. Yeah,
you know it's crazy. He's speaking of Glaine Maxwell. How
did you feel after you start talking about Jeffrey Epstein
and he's on this side of the afterlife on the
live side, you start talking about him and then pow.
A couple of situations later, he's like, yo, he's out
of here. Oh, whoa, he's dead. What happened? Whoa? It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
It's it's sixty here because we started doing our show
shows about what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Did you do it? Did you mark him? Oh? I
thought you did I do the kind of things that
he did. Was trying to think. But no, not that
I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
But uh, but he Uh, it was fucking crazy. It's
like Jesus Christ, I actually did not think he would die.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Is It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Thing is like, he's just not the only guy dead,
Like one of his second in commands died in fucking France,
in France.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
In prison as well, and under similar the same thing.
But uh, but it is crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Like six years later, pretty much the only big repercussions
have been like the ambassador to the US and the
UK had to step down a couple of weeks like
last month, and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Then like, uh, Prince Andrew, he's no longer, he's no
longer rid of Prince.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Yeah, he's just Andrew. He's just Andrew, which is so lame.
He lost his housing. That's they did.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
They did and you know what his rent, Prince Andrew's
rent was. I looked it up.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
It's one peppercorn. That's kind of ship we're dealing with
in England and it was one peppercorn. If demanded, they
had the actual fucking lease and it's that's what the
fucking rent is. One sprinkle, Yeah, exactly, Like what the
fuck is this? But uh, that's been basically the only
repercussions for it, but it has. It is crazy because
the birthday book came out and then two days later,

(01:18:08):
Charlie kirk al Ip gets.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I was trying to do a Catholic thing, but then
I started to do it the birth that summer up here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
But uh, he was converting.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
His wife was converting him?

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
But what do you how do you convert from Protestantism
to Catholics. Catholicism just like I like the pope Now
it's like Christianity.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Plus yeah, it's like a bundle, you know what I'm saying,
a wine, you get wafers.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
But Charlie got Charlie got killed two days later and
it just has not been in the news since. Like
it's done, you know, like Trump assuming like Rupert Murdoch
for like billions of dollars all this ship over the
birthday book and then it totally disappeared.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
So I don't know. I feel like it'll come back
and the twenty twenty six mid terms. Yeah, so okay,
so listen, let's let's get into like conspiratorial ship. You
know what I'm saying. Oh, because first of all, we're
gonna I want to talk about this AI panal that
you got, because we talked about this on your stream,
but we didn't actually get to like really look at it.
So can you tell the victory like gang, what Brace

(01:19:14):
Belton is working on? What camera? Should I look in separate?
I wait, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
And then I'll peel out after before you do the
tinfoil Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Yeah, project, So Brace, you've been working on a very
you know what I'm saying, technologically advanced project. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. You got to tell the victory,
like gang, what it's about.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
I just want to be clear here, and I'll look
straight into the camera. I don't think AI is a
good thing. I think it should probably be illegal. I
don't think what I'm doing is a good thing. But
a while ago I encountered on Instagram reels models that
suggested that they might have Down syndrome, and that they
also had OnlyFans. This perturbed me greatly and I had

(01:20:14):
to figure out how it was being made, why it
was being made, and who was making it. I did
figure out all three of those things over a laborious
investigation that was I didn't publicize or put on the
show or anything like that. I interviewed some people, I
figured out the economics of it, and I have been
trying to as part of that research, to recreate these
things myself. However, I feel wrong doing the down syndrome

(01:20:38):
stuff because.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
You know people with down center.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
It feels mean to do that, and so I decided
to settle on a target that would be a little
more amenable. Well, there's two, one of which I can't
talk about here, but I have his permission. The other
one is Senator John Fetterman, and so I've been learning
how to use AI to make pornographic images trained on
John Fetterman.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Now I understand there's a lot of concern and it's illegal.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
I'm pretty sure it is.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Illegal for me to disseminate them, yes, However, is it
illegal for me to make them for my own personal use.
We don't know, and we will never find out, right,
we will never find out if it's legally illegal. But
I have been I have been training myself and training
an AI to make John Fetterman pornography.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
And before anyone.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Gets on my ass, but all the water it uses,
guess what, I don't drink water. And second of all,
I've never driven a car and so.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
He is out a green Would you like to see
these images? I would love to. I mean, like, I
don't think you would love to. I promise I said
I would love to, just as like an instant response.
But I feel like I'm going to regret this, but
I'm still going to.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Most of these are well, they run the gamut between
all different PG thirteen an X.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Let's see. Just scroll back, okay, scroll back. Okay, So
this first one I'm looking at right here is John
Fetterman sticking his tongue out like he's about to enjoy
a cucumber in a way that is not nutritional. Yes,
and that was a test. That was a very early image. Yeah.
The next oh shit, okay, all right, this is John

(01:22:18):
Fetterman sticking his tongue out. Is that of Okay, so
all y'all full fetish guys, you know, like the Dirty Souls.
This is that, this is the Dirty Souls, Wrinkley Souls
foot fetish pano. But it's fucking John Fetterman. Wow. Okay,
oh shit, this is like, this is like the end

(01:22:41):
of the porno. You know what I'm saying. When it's
just like, oh, I'm about to im about to come on,
and John is just ready to receive it all over
his face you're talking and his tongue. Wow. Wow, those
are some long ass nipples. Okay, everyone says that. Okay,
now this one, Oh shit, this okay, this is like
kink dot com. He got chains on, He's chained to

(01:23:04):
a pole. He got like is that chain mail? Is
that a chain mail? Oh nah, it's a crotchless chain
mail thong. Yes, that he got on, and he's just like, yo,
like I've been a bad boy. He's like making that face.
That's great. Whoa John Fetterman, fully of right and hairless? Yo? WHOA? Okay,

(01:23:28):
Jesus bigger than Jesus, bigger than Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
So listen, you gave him, you gave him a handsome
I want to be I just.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Want to make some crazy here. The girth is crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
There is there's I've been using a lot of tool
different tools to make these. The ones with his wiener
are with new stuff that I've been using, and I've
yet to fully figure out how to integrate the micro
penis lauras that I have into that bad But you
know what I feel like, if I'm already doing this,
maybe I should just give him a fucking rocket, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Hey, listen, all I know is that it looks like
he got a slurpy straw going down the middle of
that thing. Goddamn.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
John Fetterman with titties. Okay, I have a lot of
John Fetterman with titties. John Federman with titties. He's just
showing them. He's in the BBW category here in this one. Okay,
more John Fetterman with titties and Ariola's and an innie.
The labias are innies. There's nothing sloppy about it. Okay.

(01:24:32):
Now there's another one of him in a diaper. He's
in a diaper and he's in the same like, I'm
ready to receive your loads or position. That's crazy. Okay.
Now he's busting it wide with a vagina in large
breasts and the face that white people give to me
when they passed me, like in the hallway and they're
just like like the tight smile though, Hey, hey, how

(01:24:54):
you doing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Have you seen these before? No, for legal purposes, I
have not seen these and I will never see them.
And also that's my cue to leave. That's my cute leave.
I gotta go stream you. Oh god, no, I'm not looking.

(01:25:16):
I'm not looking as artificial met comes out. Yeah all right,
all right, everybody, thank you so much for having.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Me makes up like you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
you don't want to Yeah, so brace This is this,
This is this is the portion of the program where
you tell us and an audience a conspiracy theory that

(01:25:43):
you think is actually real. Like it's not, yo, listen,
this is real. I believe it, and y'all need to
understand that this is going to happen. Oh ship Okay, wait,
I think there's way more clones than they're telling us.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
I think they actually did it because do you remember
when we were younger, when we were younger, back in back,
like like twenty years ago, they were cloning those sheep, right, Yes,
Dolly and then like you kind of really didn't hear
so much about it after that because people were like,
I don't think this is ethical, and like people clone
their dogs, yeah, but like it's kind of like maybe

(01:26:22):
illegal to clone humans. I think there's a lot more
clones going on than we think because check this out.
So you know how Elon musks like seventeen kids that
we know about, he's got like one hundred I know
for a fact, he's got like a hundred kids. There's
no fucking way that some of those kids aren't clones.
Oh so I think the tech guys are using clones

(01:26:45):
to make bigger families, basically.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
To oh shit, And that was like, I mean a
clone is literally a copy of you, so you get
it whatever, Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Like your consciousness isn't it? Like I could have a
clone in my clones sucks, you know what I mean?
Like what if like I'm like the way I mean
I sucked too, make there's some people, but like I'm
the way I am because of whatever life circumstances. But
your clone could just be some fucking piece of ship, right,
that's true, And it's just a guy that looks like me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
But it is a different personality. Well, you know, yeah,
dog damn, I fucked me up. And because I mean,
you know, they talked about it with Gucci Man and
guc Man. When the jail he came back, he was
fit and he had veneers, so they were like, he's
a clone. He's different. Jamie Fox had health issues, came
back and they were like, he's a clone. I don't know.
I feel like this. That's what made me feel like,
all right, come on, y'all, like let's let's let's be real.

(01:27:35):
Like of all the people that clone, Gucci Man.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
He got like it's like come on, but like also
you get a clone and they give them the new tattoos.
You know, they think Jimmy Fallon has cloned that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
I might there might be. I thought you said that
he could be. I think he is to care alcoholism.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Don't want to because you know he's I want to
put him on black.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
I mean, no, there's nothing wrong with some people. Know
what some people drink. You're absolutely right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
Here's the deal with liquor. It makes you feel good,
and we have to hate a guy who wants to
feel good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
It's you know, it's like it's like, would you go
around and knock SSRIs out of some suicidal guy's hand.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't, So you're not gonna knock
the bottle out of Jimmy Fallon's. Give that the trade caf.
I was on TV every night, right and if you
want random people, I don't even know who the fuck
this is.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Percocet Percocept, Oh, Emma Stone, tell me about your new movie.
Percocet Percocept, Perkocept, Quest Love.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
I don't know which one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
He's one? Actually, you got it. I would love to
take fifty percocets and yell at Quest Love.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Are you kidding me? You he might be he's a
clone because that Quest Love. No, no, no, a clone.
Because it's like, bro, listen, once you get to a
certain age, like we were talking about the ship, Once
you get to a certain age, bro, like you can't
really just like rage like you used to. You can't
slam a whole handle of Tito's, can't go to work
the next day, So you're gonna have to line up

(01:29:02):
your clone, you know what I'm saying? Like, Yo, Monday,
I got Monday, clone, you got Tuesday and Wednesday while
I recover get my eye, So you could be hungover
at home while you're clone. Like, I'm a I'm a
you know, I don't know what jobs people have. I do. Uh,
I'm a therapist, I'm yeah, I'm a I'm a plumber.

(01:29:23):
If you had a car, if you ran into a
clone of yours on the street, though, would you be
like fuck you? You know what part of me would
be like fuck you? But then the other part would
be like, yo, let's see what we could do with this,
Let's see where we could take this, because there's there's
you know, there's a lot of again, like being in
two places at once is very useful. Would you tell

(01:29:44):
your wife? Hell no, But like if I cause I'm like,
if I came across my clone, oh, I might just
be like want to we were like not together? Yeah,
but like but we're like a team. We're a team.
You know what I'm saying. You're my partner, so like
and that's the thing too, Like I like I would
tell my clone depending on where my clone is a
socio economically, if he's down bad, even better because it's

(01:30:07):
just like yo, bro, like I got a little bit
of scratch you know what I'm saying, Like I could
pay you a weekly fee to be a dad and
a husband.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
Phone starts to resent that dude, because he'd be like,
how come him not me? Uh, he's like fucking like
it's like, oh like marrow one, because he'd be you'd
call him probably too, you know, and he'd be like,
but I am you?

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Why do I have to be number two? Dude? Why
why are you paying me? Why am I not paying you?

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Because you don't have an answer to that because you
are the same, and the answer is only like circumstances.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
I guess that's what I would say. I would say, well,
brace told me, like you know that I'm me because
of my circumstances. I'll bringing don't bring me into this,
you just put it. I just made you in a lab.
You just got made in a lab. Chance, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
But he'll be like, but like, but that does that
mean you're you think you're God? Like there's a chance
your clone could kill you? So like my thing is
like if I see a clone of mine, he has
to die immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, now that I think about it, I would have
to kill the clone because I'm like, I know, I'm
not pussy so if like my clone is also not
pussy like, then we then highlander. Yeah you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
And I would also like be like what I would
feel competitive because what if he was cooler than that?

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Oh shit, I don't even think about that, you know,
like what if he Yeah, what if what if you
have like a music career and ship he was like
touring and you didn't know because it was like a
genre you don't really funk with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then he comes around He's just like, yo, Doug,
I just won six country music. What if my what
if my clones Brazilian? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Yeah, And like it's like everybody loves him. He's like
the life of the party mcino, Yeah exactly. He can
speak Portuguese and like it's not like Spanish, Dude, I
don't understand when they speak that. I don't know what
they mean when they speak Portuguese and.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
It sucks me up because I speak Spanish. Yeah, so
I think, like it's like same thing with Italian. I'm like,
I could I think I could help you here. So
I did the same thing. I was at s A
and I'm both to a Portuguese lady who didn't understand
that like her her lotion bottle was had too much
lotion in it. Yeah, and the guy was saying like, yo,
you could just dump some of this out, yeah and

(01:32:11):
you are good to go, and she was like no, no, no, no,
no no no, like she misunderstood home totally. So I
just went up to there and I was like, hey, yeah, look,
get to the sea that cyc and she was just like,
what the fuck are you talking about? You? During Yeah,
I was bad. Yeah, And so yeah, I mean that's

(01:32:32):
the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
If my clone is like Brazilian and like, that'd be cool,
but I feel like they would cause some friction because
he'd be like, what the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Is this lame ass? Lame ass one of the like
us clone that I had. He's surrounded by women's working
and ship I.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Know, and like he's with women with asses that I
couldn't even think of, you know what I mean, Like
I could my brain, because you know, you have your
mind's eye. Sometimes an ass is too big for your
mind's eye, and you get one cheek at a time,
you can imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
He can he's not even imagining both. He just sees
them and then it's just like with the cheeks of
that magnitude. You also got to think of like, yo,
can I get there?

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
You know what I'm saying, And can they wipe you
know what I mean because you see this Because I
don't know, maybe you would know the answer.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
If you have a BBL, is it difficult to wipe
your butt? I think so there is. I'm not gonna
say nagas, I don't want to you have you know
what I'm saying. I don't, but if I did, Apparently
these if you have a very large BBL, you somebody
assists you with that. You know what I'm saying. Somebody

(01:33:33):
assists you with that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
So if I see someone with like one of those
like xxlbbls, like they have a like they have like
a like an ass handler. They have an ass handler
that comes in like and like hits the green web
bell and someone's like, yes, yo, come through.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Do they have custom toilets for that? It has to be.
I thought about that because I was I have one
toilet in my crew with a but date yeah, And
I was just like, all right, like I'm a regular,
like I'm up slightly above average size dude. And I
was just like damn. Imagine like doing a doing this
ship with a BBL because it's like a little it's
like it's almost like a water pic for you. Yeah yeah,

(01:34:10):
yeah yeah. So I'm like, yo, you might need like
a big like a more like a hose wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
Maybe that's where the BBL handler comes in. He sort
of like brings in the garden hose and just sort
of sprays you down afterwards.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
Because you think about that and it's like yeah, I
mean that's immediately It's like I would I would run
into trouble there, right because you have you can't live
in a small apartment either with no you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
You knock your shit over, you know what I'm saying,
Like you just you know what it is too, Like
it's like getting a new car. When you got a
new car, it's a different size. You don't how to
turn right, Yeah, the turn radius. You bump into ship
like you hit a shopping car a shop right, Like all.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
People got to like child proof your house, like you
can't leave anything. Yeah, you can't leave any coffee tables
or anything like that. I mean, I just think about it,
like if anybody is watching this that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Has an unwieldly BBL. I mean, I don't want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
It for a job, but I'll do it for like
a week just to see because I like to experience
these things. I'll handle your bb out social experiment total
non sexual because I do think it is a big
grotesque no disrespect, but I will, I will, I'll do
whatever the because I'm like, you have to.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
You know, you gotta spread it. Also, you got to
think about this. I mean, like, I'm not a woman,
so I was taught this by women that you know,
you wipe from front to back so as to not
get any of your booty germansci. So you got to
go for kuci to the booty. So like that's even
that's even more difficult. I think you know what I'm saying.
If you're going around a big ass and you're going

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from under.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
To go up ta yeah, or you'd have to get
one of those like long scrubbers that old old people
used to like wash their bodies.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
Oh yeah, stick with a loofah on it, yo, yo,
ladies and gentlemen. Is victory, Like you know what I'm saying.
The one and only, the great brace Spulding is in
the building. Ladies, if you have an unwieldy BBL. He's
willing to help you. We're gonna put his contact in
the bio right there in the com I social security

(01:36:06):
number and social security all that good ship. You know
what I'm saying. He will be embedded with yass. You
know what I'm saying. It's been victory like boys, you
put a kid merle brace spelling in the building, shot
to design, stop by and of course, now this comes
out tomorrow, happen. I mean I'm not saying it he will,

(01:36:26):
but if he did, it would be good to happen.
It would be our r I P is respectful. Now, yes,
that's true. You know what I'm saying. To play in
the arms of an angel in the background while we
close out and put some doves and ship and like
a hassan like faded with the clouds. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying. Shout homie on a fallen soldiers will

(01:36:47):
miss you. You know what I'm saying. Victory light brace
spelled in men, train the god. You know what I'm saying.
And of course mmm, his son insaying I'm a body
kim murder human. Do that clap bitch, brace You got
anything to tell people I love you, he loves you.
I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
I'm lickedy like like like m hm, I'm lickanty like
like like like like