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Speaker 1 (00:03):
And this justin reporting live from Gatwa and yam on
News straight from Santiago. We sent our correspondent on the ground,
Liz Bell Ortiz. They're at the National Republican Convention, where
she is getting the breaking story behind Donald Trump presenting
his news. They have apparently biggest celebrity endorsement at Liz
Bell take it away.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Thank you so much for tuning in. We're here at
the twenty twenty four Republican Convention. It smells like shit.
Everyone here is drinking mountain dew. It's fucking me up,
but we're here. I hear Donald Trump has a new
celebrity endorsement. Let's let's see what he's on.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Lady, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
This is this is huge, This is huge. This is
big news we have. We didn't think that this would
ever happened. We didn't think we'd see the day. But
it's come to my attention. You know, the last time
this happened, we had Little Pimp with us. In this time,
we have a very special guests. Big news, big news.
(01:03):
This guy almost as big as me. But uh, we
have ladies and gentlemen. Big music producer DJ Khalid is
here with us.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's right. Hold on a second, Uh yo, Donnie, let
me say is CALLI congratulations. Oh I've signed yourself. I apologize,
it's DJ Kali, but I'm still gonna endorse you because
what we hear Florida make some noise for the one
the only DJ Kelly me.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I think we're supposed to do that, not you.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
But it's me. You wi together, we wei, and together
we're gonna fall behind Donald Trump. And you know what,
we're gonna get him another one.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'll tell you what, that's the most accurate thing I've
ever heard in my entire life. You see, these are
the kinds of endorsements we need here. The GOP needs
these sort these people, my friends, they need, we need
them to push the agenda forward. My friend here, DJ Khalid,
I apologize, doesn't support neither does he support, so we
(02:16):
couldn't resist the opportunity to have this sort of representation
in the just right.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Donald, You know what I support money. That's all I
care about is money. So if you got money for me,
let's go. Jake, callid another one.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And you know I'm about that paper boot.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Can you name like five like in your opinion, like
white people?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
She white. Yeah, she looks in a little Panics, Texas.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
So I don't trust you know what, you know what
she might be.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Because she textafies as a white.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
White woman because Yo, Tony Romo, the Cowboys quarterback, and
he's been cosplaying as a white man this whole time,
so you know.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Wow, So Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, I love av Levine?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Are this just artists?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She's Canadian? All right?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
She's still white.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
You know, I'm saying it's a different type of white.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Is this bitch white?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
The No, she's not Celeine Dion, She's not White's Canadian.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
She's an ever Levine White.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, okay, so she's definitely one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, that's with Celine Dion.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Damn, she's like really sick. We're about to lose her. Yeah,
I'm not even joking about that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
She has been real, man, she went to a lot bro.
She gave his bangers timeless.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh you know who else? Dolly Parton. I love Dolly Okay,
I did another one.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Notice what I mean's no niggas on this listen, No
dudes whatsoever?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Why I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
The devil?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I mean, I love Eminem, but oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Out here that no one is perfect close, no one's perfect.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I used to love Eminem to the point where all
of my homeboys from from high school got together on
Christmas and purchased all of the CDs for me, even.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Of course you love Eminem.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I fought on eBay for like two months straight to
buy Infinite, the first Eminem album, Infinite Regular. You can't
find the ships anywhere, and if it, they were expensive
as fun.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I was like fifteen bro.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Fought on eBay for like two days Ship, and I
was so hype when I finally got it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I know you was. I was going to say, if
you got that vinyl, that's real hip hop. No.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I wish I got to cost a band I went to.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I went to Deep Cuts Records yesterday because that's like
the only place I know that has like cassettes, like.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
For real, for real. They go like a whole wall
of bro and like and I'm yo.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Surety had a sealed original release of Only Built for
Cuban Links that she was a sealed bro never never
opened like it had They had the had the Wu
Tang like stamp on the tape stiff and it was
three hundred and.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Fifty dollars show, three hundred and fifty dollars Dog show.
We gotta move on because YO love to sit here
talk about real hip hop, lit white people, lit white people,
all right, lit white people. Do you want me to
go first? Uh? Yeah, go first? Well, I think of
mine because I gotta, I gotta really parse through this, Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Darryl Hall, John Oates, Hailey Williams, Hailey Williams, Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Wow, uh ready for this?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Uh let me think, let me think, let me know
what's that?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And Hall Notes are fighting? So one of them is
not lit?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Alright, so if so I I we we interviewed uh
John Oates at Amazon. He's he seemed cool.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
So I'm much are in a class of white vocalists
from like the eighties that could be confused for black people.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so so I'm gonna take off.
I'm gonna take off Daryl Darryl Hall for Bobby Caldwell.
Then boy, yeah, so John Notes, Bobby Caldwell, Haley, Williams,
Ari Astor he he killing it, he killing it. And
then and then god damn uh Tiger Woods.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, and uh you wouldn't come back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, And the last lit white person, bro Chat Hanks
brood to.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
If he's better or worse than Eminem, Yo, he's better.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
How to take this line?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
There?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Would you rather hear right now? Twenty twenty four? Would
you rather hear yo? Eminem is dropping a new track
or yo, Chet Hanks is dropping a dance hall He's
just dropped the dance Soul with vibes Cartel and Ninja
Man and grown imagine we like to watch we face
(07:30):
with the cake.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So I'm not doing the hypothetically lit I'm seeing. I'm
seeing what some wax.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm not liking any of it. All right, so my
lit five lit white people is.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Uh oh and then fine, if we're not counting Chet Hanks,
fucking Matthew McConaughey, dude, oh fucking National treasure Man.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I just started True Detective, all right, alright, alright, right.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I like him because he's he looks like he's always high.
He always like he's in that Like I was like,
I fox at you, Bro. That what I'm saying, I'm like, Yo,
if you get to cook and do Lincoln commercials while
you high as fuck vision board Bro, that's at the
time of my pyramid.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Nobody find a fucking Lincoln anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Listen, there's a lot of old motherfuckers. There's a lot
of navigators.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
They missed that feeling.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Bro Yo.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
All right, so lit white people, I want to say, oh, yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Uh, white rapper that has
been very unproblematic the entire time.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Uh you you can throw em search in there, empt
search you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Uh as thank you for the wash suggestion. Uh. And
then on the actor tip, I got, uh the guy
I don't know his name, but the guy that was
the main character in in Pie Wait like for Pie
No Pie, like the black and white movie that was
(09:02):
like Darren Rfnoski.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I don't remember his name, but you know what, I'm
gonna swap him out for Larry David because Larry David
is a way better. So I got what I got,
so far I got. Uh. I was gonna say, Ryan Gosling,
I don't get you don't care he's can I guess
so he's But I'm just like, damn, it's so hard.
I've lit Ryan Reynolds literally.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Fuck actually talented.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, Ryan Reynolds is yet to him dead Pool that
it's one of my favorite superhero movies.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
His wife, Blake Lively said the Blake she's a gossip girl.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Bro as a white woman connoisseur. Bro.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Any white woman with with like a traditionally male name,
the pussy gonna go stupid.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Tell me, Bro, your name is Joey. No. No.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
My very short time at Fordham, I was fucking with
a shorty named Ryan.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Man. God, white women terrify me.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I'm yo, they got names like Reagan Bro Bro Ryan,
would he at the end fuck off.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Away from these white women. We have to save him.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He don't want to be saved. He don't want to
be speaking of white women. Damn. I was gonna say
mid white women, but that might get me docsed again
speaking of white women. Tat you know what I'm saying.
He can't tell the Swift got himself in a fucking
uproy Yo, like on both sides of the spectrum that
mattered to to old white men, sports and politics. B
(10:37):
First on a political tip Fox News. He's been doing
wall to wall coverage or some ship that I said
in the last episode where it was just like yo,
stand armies are dangerous, Bro, and they got mad influence.
And if the Swifties said, Yo, we vote for this guy,
they vote for that guy. It don't matter if it's
a writ end bro Bart Simpsica win the election of
the Swifties are like, Yo, we vote for this nigga.
(10:58):
You know what I'm saying. And that's that crazy to me,
you know what I mean? And she endors Biden last year.
So Hannity and fucking Slamony and O'Riley and Dayly and
fucking Jesse Waters.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I don't think she's gonna do it though, you.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Know what I'm saying. You don't think she's gonna do
no damn why not like the.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Because right now we know, we know mister Joe is
getting his dick card for genocide. Taylor Swift is not
somebody who she likes to play super safe her entire career.
So she hasn't said anything about Palestine, anything about what's
going on. For her to just straight up indoors Joe
(11:39):
would mean she's also aligning with what he's saying, what
he believes.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, this really might be her her Republicans by sneakers
too moment exactly, Yo, But does she have room to
be like as a pop star that she have room
to be like, oh, like I'm focused on like like college,
debt relief or whatever and like pivot like that, because
you know she got a whole team. INA's just her
on the phone with Joe. Yeah, Like, Yo, what you
(12:06):
want me to say? Like it's twenty motherfuckers filtering that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
There's no way she could get away from it. There's
nobody who could get away from fucking endorsing Joe Biden ran,
look at AOC.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Bro, I'm just imagining because he just said, like what
do you want me to say? I'm just imagining Joe
Biden going beef Carlos Cars.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
But you were saying, sorry, it's going to be impossible
for anybody to endorse Joe without them aligning themselves and
what he's doing because he's blatantly in our face, Like yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Be playing in our faces?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Do you guys?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Do you guys think Trump is unpredictable enough to like
really go against like go against Israel? Because remember remember him, bro,
Remember him and Kim Johng going back and forth on
Twitter like yo, like like come and find out yo,
see and he's like, oh, I bet, Why don't you
you thought you shoot the first rocket and all of
us are.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Like, how can.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
All right maybe settle down?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So do you refreshing social media every two seconds? Like yo,
y'all see Kemp trails anywhere? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Like do you do you think?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Like?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Do you think like?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Because I feel like, uh, everybody gonna play it safe
like Joe Joe Joe Biden's gonna play it safe always
forever and like AOC now she's lost, She's she's lost
the plot. So that I do you feel like Trump
is enough of a wild card that there's a possibility
that he might straight up be like yo, fuck net
and Yahoo dude, like ya imagine.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yo, I don't So it's money. If he can see
himself making more money with somebody else, he's for sure
gonna do that. He's gonna be like yeah, bb yeah, yeah,
it's it's quiet for you because my send NBS he
got the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, and he's like he's like, he's not even net
and Yah, who's not even from Israel?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
You believe this. He's from Philly. He's from Philadelphia. The
guy went to Villela's giving a fucking break. He doesn't
even know who Jaalen Brensle is he never went to class,
went to class, no extra curriculous. I have plenty of
extra curriculus.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, fuck that, I think that Trump will.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
He wouldn't do that, just because, first of all, this
is a man.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Who put into law fucking Muslim bad Like, no, that's correct.
We'd be forgetting, yeah, because we're so good at making
fucking jokes. We love forgetting. What the fuck all my
fuckers remembers is a twelve hundred dollars check? Yo, you
remember being popped and getting a twelve hundred dollars check,
and now now you just want Trump back.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
So now what they're doing now is they trying to
jam this ship up in Congress, and Republicans are saying
this shit out loud, like, Yo, we don't want to
approve this ship because that niggas are gonna think they
got checks from Biden. And these niggas are so dad,
they're gonna just vote for Broke because Yo, we got
a body check like it's brah, It's yo. This country
is in trouble.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
It's a show.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Victor.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Can you find out what what the longest any empire
has ever lasted?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Because I'm pretty sure there's no number that an Empire
typically lasts is what I would say. Yeah, for comedic purposes,
two hundred and fifty years, like two fifty three. Right now,
I just want to remind people Guinness, okay, the steak
you drink when you crack open at Guinness, that that
company is older than the US.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Facts, bro is it yingling older than the this mayonnaise?
Companies older than this.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
There are full black families that you try to deny
full participation in this society, that have been in this
country longer than this country has been the US.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, that shit is crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'll be looking at I'll be looking at like beer
labels and shit like Stella Artois established fourteen ninety two,
and I'm like, how y'all figured that out?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
There are bathrooms in England older than this country?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Like, how did y'all know that?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
For real?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Where is the dots? Showed me the documents somebody ro
fucking Bridgerton was here in a bathroom than hey.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Stella showed me to scroll, show me scroll that Merlin
bro king Arthur when they signed and they go.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
What they go, what is this?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
My lord?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's it's oh wait, no, stellar's French?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It is?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
We call it the stellar We will spell it funny
because we are free. It's deliciously we from somewhere else,
probably because that's all you're there was. Yo. Let's go
over here. Yo. This motherfuckers with like food that tastes good.
(16:37):
Let's go over there. Yeah, find out how they make
their food taste good and bring it back here and
not use it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You have the British people trying our American food for
the first time.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
That motherfuckers like, Nah, what are we eating?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Brough?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Like a flavor cheetn't be like, bro, Bro, wait a
minut in my phone? My fault.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Stella Artoire is Belgium. It's not French ship.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's like my man's fishinety three?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Did anybody ever said them to the MO?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Somebody gotta send them gonna be like when the fuck
did I landed the Dominican community?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
What are we doing? Hey?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Bro? You did the BBW say the BBL Hold on
because I'm not over this.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
The Stella the Stellar artwine bottle it says, I know
thirteen sixty six.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You know y'all.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Made that out.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Y'all fucking made that up. There's no way y'all know
that sick of white people. Man, they got too much history.
Eleven yea, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Y'all got the privilege of knowing that ship that far back,
and you.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Know what you're really opening and some ship in my
eyes because now I'm gonna just assume everybody's lying to me.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You know what I mean? It was the printing pressive inventor.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Hey, slim, hold on, I'm not going to hold on way.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Because that that that's gonna tell you who's lying, who's
who's keeping a buck? All right?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
The printing press was invented in fourteen thirty six.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I would have fuck told them that, you know, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I ain't trying to hear none of that ship, yo.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You know what's crazy. I think about these old adventures
and ship and I'm like, bro, when you invented this ship,
did you know it was going to be like you
know you's gonna go Do you know it's gonna go
up like that? To have the press? Amanda do like
a little post it note. Yo, my name is fucking
Jose Rodriguez. I invented Stella Artoi on this day in
thirteen oh.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
Five, right, like bro, Bro, like when you like, do
you do you know, off like off the dome, like
the exact date you founded, like you started victory?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Like who not the exact date? You know what I'm saying, Yes,
you doing because it was a blog. Oh yeah, two
thousand and seven and eight, like you can go chacking
nine nine.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Somebody, somebody had to keep that scroll for no, no,
in two nine.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
It didn't happen. She was on papyrus. It didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
And then what you're telling me, somebody put that ship
in a scanner for Windows ninety.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Five and then they put it on a floppy disk
and cropping. Nah bro, yo, no man, they put on
the same flapping this that had Wolf's time and there
was still one KB left over.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, motherfuckers have been lying to us. It was just
eating that.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
My grandmother, Oh I was born in nineteen thirty five. Yeah, sure,
sure you were.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I didn't have paper to write birth for on it.
Yeah you know that. Come on my grandma, bro, my
grandmother had like kids at fourteen. I'm like, yo, there
was no documentation when you was around me, Like, let's
be real, you was born. My mom used to tell me, like, yo,
babies didn't even open their eyes until like week two.
I was like, Yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Like, what were you doing?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Did you have a baby? Just throw them in like
a bail of hey, Like, what the fuck is going
on here? Man? Jesus? Like why he said fuck me
for Yeah, he's like nigga, I had a major get.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
It right you speaking of grandma, when my grandmother gave
birth to my moms, my grandfather.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Couldn't see them in the hospital for like.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
A week because it was when the fucking through video
regime was happening. They locked down the hospital because they
were circling around the helicopters.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
What yeah, this was.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
This was in sixty six, see right before they bodied
that bitch.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Fuck at it. I want to say, I'm mad that
there's no lively video of that. That motherfucker get his
nugget blown off. This mad videos man a JFK and
is blown off. I'm like, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But I went to the spot where he got murkeed out.
My cousin took me. Yeah, we had a we had
a little, a little dancing contest.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
They still got to stay in there.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I got a lot of respect for countries that kill
their their fascist or their dictator takes guts.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah, there's no there's no footage of the through video
the other through hedgo fucking body and there's no foot
and I don't give a fuck with nobody say Stella
or toy.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Was not found. And another thing, we'll ain't scoring one points.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I don't even know about sports, and I know that
there's no footages of that. So that's the thing they've
been saying is that this person has scored one hundred
points before, but they've never been able to find no
footage of it.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Listen what they guy. They got like three thousand year
old white guys that are like.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, that was there, and how honest are they?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I delivered the newspaper in the hot water.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
And they got and they got one clip of him
arguing with Bill Russell.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
What the fuck is that about? Like this hundred point
game doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. Oh my god, dog,
get the fuck out of here. Speaking of games, the
Super Bowls coming up and oh, like I said, Fox News, politicians, politicians,
I'm gonna calling that from now and politicians is mad
and tell the t because she might enjoyed Joe Biden.
(21:59):
These pop stars got a crazy, crazy crazy amount of influence,
so much so that they got these motherfuckers you shook,
you know what I'm saying. And uh, first of all,
it's crazy, bro, I'll keep it a buck. If this
was a normal election, I'd be like this is crazy.
But since this is the election that it is, I'm like,
this is not so crazy. You know what I'm saying, Like,
(22:20):
tell the Swift this president who knows you know what
I'm saying, Like what happens is tell the Swift a president.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You're throwing out some very bad ideas right now.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
So let's clean up the energy a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Let's let's stop talking about this shit altogether. Pop stars
are too powerful. We gotta pay some bills. We would
be right fucking back. Like I said, I said this
shit about Justin Bieber like man years ago. I was like, fam,
these motherfuckers got so many people that when they say jump,
they jump. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I think that this is not even necessarily about the
pop stars. I'm off at the politicians. Oh yeah, because
it's like, bro, use pology are a fucking dickhead. You
don't do your job, you lie to the public, and
then you spend your entire career searching for people who
are powerful enough to just convince their audience to follow you,
(23:13):
and you go after people like this who have a
very fucking naive and new audience. So they just like,
they don't really know too much about politics, They don't
give a fuck. They just so we love this artist,
she's endorsing him, We're going to follow her. How lazy
is that?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The musicians who take advantage of that is a different story.
But the fact that this is a conversation about Taylor
Swift and not about Joe Biden endorsing genocide and still
wanting to run another four fucking years even though the
nigga is three minutes away from death. And then we
got the fucking the reality TV orange dickhead who is
(23:52):
just out of this world. The fact that he's even
able to fucking run again is a joke. And then
we as the American public who has been working pay
in taxes, suffering through fucking capitalism, racism, sexism, all of
these is, bro, and we got to watch you two
old stupid bitches by over a pop star when this
(24:13):
world is literally going to ship because of y'all.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I want to bring back like old school type of ship.
Like I don't know remember remember that movie Apocalypto.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, I remember the mel Gibson joint, the doing with
the I don't know if they were Inking or Mayan.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But like those societies, right, those like ancient like you know, cultures,
and it's like they used to do kind of like
wow ship, Like yo, bro, were going to be head
you brocause we gotta be king. So we got to
chop your head off because you're trying to be king.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
So we gotta cho Also, like if we don't do that,
the sun's not gonna come up, the crops won't grow,
you understand.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, guys, come on, please, we gotta sacrifice your daughter.
You know what I'm saying, because it's a great honor.
It's a great honor. It's gonna be great. Like everyone listen,
come on to give her Paque had to do it. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. I'm like, yeah, we gotta
start taking some pages out of side of the Arabia's book, bro,
like the French Revolution, Like you know what I'm saying,
start hitting the guillotine, know, motherfuckers, you know what I'm
(25:10):
saying like, that's why, that's why I close this incid like, yo,
we got sponsors.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
No, I'm just saying because we might not be too
far off. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm just feeling wild
out here. I don't know what's gonna happen, but it's
feeling wild.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
So fam, I don't know if you remember uh as
Dominicans put it down in the Dominicans as Dominicans. Do
you remember that ship that was going on in d
R with like the elections, and bro, people came out
in mass and surrounded like the Capitol Building or whatever.
You know what I'm saying, like the the I forgot
(25:45):
what they called it. It's like sometimes mad grand like
the Empire of Power whatever. They surrounded that ship, bro,
and they were like, hell, no, we won't go. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm like, because they spies out. How the fuck you say? Okay,
you prepare for a full year. This election is going
to be on February fourth. Everybody offices a close. Everybody's job.
You come out, you vote, and then because the person
that they don't want is winning, they I mean, the
person that they don't want to win is losing. He
(26:19):
now they're just like, oh, sorry, we had a bunch
of like little glitches. Oh yeah, so we're just gonna
like do it over in like a little while. A
national fucking election, and motherfuckers is like, yeah, we're not
feeling the vibe, so we're just gonna run this back.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Hold on, let's count this again. Wait a minute, Wait
a minute.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'm on the body machine. I don't know how you
got there. You know what I'm saying. I don't see
that happened in America, but I'll keep it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
A country is a joke. Our country is a complete joke.
We are we are a part of the fucking circus too. Ship,
But it's.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Like, why gotta be us? Why do we gotta be
the fucking revolutionaries? After parents came here busting their ass,
we've been busting our ass. I've been busting my ass,
trying to get my kids a better future. Why do
I gotta throw everything? Motherfucker? Y'all white people have been
having and shipping charge all y'all fucking righteous motherfuckers. Goad
be the first sticking to get shot, bro, bea the
front lines, beating me shields, bro, and then we'll come
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right behind you.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys do that and all be
in the back with my beret and my and my.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Leather chack plate on. It's complex, yo, I'm telling you, man,
she's just getting crazy out of here. Bro.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
If they you heard about this draft ship right like
this supposed draft or whatever, Listen, if they draft me,
all I'm saying is I'm bumping fucking top five that
are alive in the tank.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What's good?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Personally?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I am a woman. I can't even I don't even
know how I got here today. I can't read.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Listen, I'm just a girl.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
All I know how to do is they ran from scratch.
So when you need that, I got you. Yall take
care of all that extra ship.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I got TikTok recipe. But that's about it exactly.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
My mind can't just grasp information the way you do,
so I just can't do it.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Liz rolling for the whole infantry.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's just assigned me as the as the blunt roller
for the army.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Listen, I'm pulling up to battle with AirPod maxes on.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Listen in the freeway with the r because it was
with a stomach stone, but.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Nigga.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
I'm sliding over like I'm slidding over cars, just showing
um some random in my own tank.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's like, you know it' stop that's our tank. Yeah,
that's what That's what we need.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
We need.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Like I'm sure they do this this ship like in
the barracks or whatever. Like I'm sure they. I'm sure
they throw on like some NBA young bo.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, gotta get hpped up. You know what I'm saying.
It's a mixed bag out there, so it's not just
everybody want to listen to Limp biscuit break stuff. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like we had it, we
had a diversify, you know what I'm saying, Hey, limbs
could be going every day. It's the same ship. And
I'm like, yo, facts, don't everybody sucks. I'm like, yeah, Fred,
(29:35):
You're absolutely right, Fred Durst. Yeah, you know Fred, he's motivational,
be like everything's fucked. Everybody sucked. Revolution, people of Revolution.
I did it all for the nookie. They gotta send
somebody these aggressiveniggas out their boots on the ground.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Imagine like Dougie being k flock. Oh my god, they'd
be airy ship though, fuck free take hang take, you
could keep them. I mean for the war, for the war,
for the war, unleash, for the cause.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
They're gonna bring They don't bring him out. They don't
bring him out like a They're gonna bring him out
like a Bond villain.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
They're gonna be like, bro, send all the droll wrappers
and send all the families with American flags outside their
crib exactly, tweeted a motherfucking eagle. If you ever said
you love the USA, if we find hashtags that say
blue Lives matter, bitch, get your feet on the grass
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for your country.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
These colors don't run proven. Yeah, don't tread on me.
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we need.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yo. Are you really about that life?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Word? Are you?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh you got two hand guns in your house?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, me and my sisters are staying out of men business.
I have a great time, John, I can't go that.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Too, old man.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
But they couldn't, like I think, if we sent drill
rappers out there, they couldn't resist going on a g
live after and being like, yo, y'all not spinning.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's crazy, really looking man, bro, Yo, that's work to
my dad. Ya don't really like that, bro, Yo hop
on this Live.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
When he cut you ricky freaky, when I catch you Ricky, Ricky,
When I catch you Ricky.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
When I catch your cold your yo, your abdual roomint
yo from the school.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
In the comments, my nigga was shuck, was shaking, Yo,
Stop hiding, you know.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Running, Come on, sid put you in a blood nigga,
your whole click fun out here. Yeah, you see what
we did. The like that is't flowing in the ocean
right now. Wave moisture when I catch you mois shure.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, I know you feel like it would be the opposite.
Like you said to drill rappers, they got they're not
gonna want to fight.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
They didn't do nothing to me. They ain't fuck none
of my bitches. They ain't fucking none of my polly.
They never stole no weed from me. Yo, don't got
problems with none of these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Liz Yo. They put this ship in the blunt called Poppy. Yo.
I was like yo, and she got me slumped. Yo.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
You're about having like the farm to table fucking lean.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Speaking a lean, speaking of lead.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I just saw a video, well not a video somebody
saying that they got pregnant, didn't know and was drinking
lean the whole time, and her baby turned out fine.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
This is what she said.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
That's what that's actually just four bats. That's he's a
he's an actual baby. Is that baby? The lean baby?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
What he sounds like that?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Like I come and sly b ep, so literal.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Baby, you know what I'm saying. She was so lit
off the fucking lean when she had the motherfucker. They
were like, yo, what do you want the name is?
She was like, live baby.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yo. We need more sexual education classes.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
We need people to stop having sex or if you
want to have sex, have sex but don't have children, yes,
because you motherfuckers is stupid.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You're not and I'm not talking to the listener's real quick.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
No no, no, no, no, real.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Quick shout out to all the listeners. I love you,
love you.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
If you're in your second.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, if you're not, if you're not, do that, do
all that, take care of yourself. I just want to say,
real quick thank you to everybody who listens to supports,
who does fan pages, who is out there hashtag and
creating visuals.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
We fucking love you.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'm not really here to verbally assault you. I'm actually
a really soft spoken woman. I'm forced to be verbally abusive.
That's actually the reason we don't have visuals because you
can't see. Hassan got a knife to my back right now.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'm literally that's why he's like.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
You.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
So it's not it's not my fault.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
This is this is guys. I want to take this
opportunity to let you know that we are sponsored by
the Scenor Lower Cartel. There Iss in behind each one
of our chairs right now, making sure we do the
damn thing. There's a bitch quota.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Actually on the show, there's a number of there's a
there's a there's an allotted number of times Liz is
required to call somebody a bitch.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
If I don't, they rob me as soon as I
was yew.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
This is parts of the story we don't like to tell, yo,
So listen to wrap the tailors thing up. Everybody's fucking
mad at Taylor, you know what I mean. But there
is nothing that she is doing that gets me as
mad as these fucking insols are. So the only thing
that would make me as mad as uh, these guys
(34:57):
get mad at Taylor Swift is some ship like this.
This man had a little squabble in his locker room
with his teammate and he I guess he was on
his way to the bathroom stall because he said, Yo,
what comes first, my bowel movement or this or this
fucking smoke? And he said this fucking smoke. So he
got his shaken in some gym shorts and then it
(35:19):
got so aggressive. I guess that my man just straight
dropped six brownies on the floor. My man dropped six
little wie cosmic brownies on the floor in the locker room,
just kept it fucking pushing bro Like fim, this is
crazy to me on several levels.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
We need to see them have a match with the
dudes who's fighting with the dick out? We got to
see who really care about?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yo, Who are you fighting for a longer period of
time Homie with his dick out or Dodoo Man dick out.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yeah, I don't know, like because like both of those
things are assault with the deadly weapon. But but I'd
much rather, I'd much rather.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Deal with dick guy than Doodoo Man because doo Man
Doodoo Man has that's like that's like bio terrorism, that's
like resident evil ship.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Also when they said it, he turned around to look
at it, like, oh ship, you.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Can see it fall out so much right here? Boom
one two, Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yo, I'm the big big bandit bro.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yo facts Bro, listen, imagine giving doodle Man a tombstone.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Tomb Bro, that thing is what the is? Y'all so mad?
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Because I remember fighting like this as a teenager, like
at sixteen to eighteen.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Bro, don't even look at me the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
But as a grown ass woman, the only thing that
could push me to this level is Eric Adams.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
You know it's the only thing. I gotta take your ship,
but I gotta you up first.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yo, Ready, how you feel? Man? I want to fuck.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm just like it was what was so important that
like it couldn't wait till because like motherfuckers that know
me in real life.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
No, I'm a serial shiitter. I will ship. I will
ship anywhere. People be like, ell you do doing the club.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
I was asking the club.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
One hundred percent, one hundred percent. I'm one hundred. I
don't give up what am I? I'm not risking in
continents in my elderly life because because of what, because
of some club fucking social politics. Get the I'm gone.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I gotta respect.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I'm dropping a doucer in the fucking club. I'm gonna
keep this super real child, bro. And and this is
I was gonna say I'm a shape, but fuck that. Yo.
I was driving and it was like a three hour drive, bro.
And you know when you get like upstate, them exits
be like twenty miles apart. Yoah.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
I was like fuck.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I was like, I missed the rest.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
I was like, Yo, I'm good, it's not too late,
marrow roll past the rest. You can still stop?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yo. Is that that's how I am with my brother.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I'll just be looking at it and you're like, all right,
you know when it's time to shut the fuck awad.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
But that just makes people want to know more. So
can you find the stop? So yo? I pull over?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I don't know where I am because this is like
upstate New York Highway, trees, darkness, bears, it was time.
It was nighttime, but it was like, yo, I come
alive in the nighttime. The freaks come out at night.
The dukie comes out at night. Yo. Fucking Yo, listen,
I'm gonna be graphicing, but listen, we all fam you
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know when you gotta do it, and your bohole is
just doing the fucking doing this, Yeah, doing this is
hitting the stroke light, like your hole just sent into
a stroke light. I was saying, Yo, I'm like, yo,
I ain't fucking up the leather in this car, and
I like these jeans, and I don't have a change
(39:20):
of clothes, and you're driving, so you're already in shitting position.
Do you know what I'm saying doesn't help? Besides, massade
you at my lumbard is making it worse, you know
what I mean, You're pushing the dookie down. So I'm
just like, bro, fuck it a pull over, throw the hazards.
Arm jumped out so fast, bro, Like I never took
my pants on so fast in my life. Yo, fucking yo, listen, SOPHIEVA.
(39:41):
Guy could being here right now and be like, yo,
if you take your dick out right now, I'm gonna
touch it. And I still would not take my pants
off faster than I did this night. I took my ship.
I almost ripped the bullfuckers me and I took the wildest,
longest ship because I was like, you know how dogs
when they take a ship, they kind of like scoop
and they walk forward a little bit. I did that, bro,
because I was so shook. I didn't want to stay
(40:01):
still and have like a snake bite me in my balls,
like you know, some school like this taking a dookie. Listen,
I got up and I went to go get back
in my car. Like the side of the lit up
and then lit up the dookie. Yo. That ship looked
like a garden steak. That's like like the like the
snake that the Porto Rican niggas. We have to run
(40:22):
their neck you. Oh my god, Oh my god. I
know he had skies al Fresco. I know you had
to use the graba leaf to wipe. He was like
he was like.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
In two years when merrow Is hosted one of the
biggest fucking late night talk shows. Somebody's gonna release a
video of this motherfucker taking a ship on the side
of the I don't even know that. That's not even marror.
That look like button that that's not Merrow at all.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Yea, put a horn broke, Jesus. Oh my god, I
love it. Bro Oh my god, I'm still going it.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I just want to say for the audience, we don't
have video yet. Victor left the doodoo video on a
loop for the past.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought this was Victory late.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I'm part of the psychological warfare that they're putting against.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You know, we're just gonna shout racial epithets. I don't
want to tell you all this, but are you familiar
with the Jason Bourne movies?
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah, this is that.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
He's the old white guy that's like sign sounds, the
guy that sounds the guy that goes Jesus Christ. It's
Jason Born, but instead it's Jesus Christ. It's her Sun
and Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
It's Rainy.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
My god, oh ship, I didn't even peep that you
mentioned the I didn't.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Because it was just like, yo, all right, so listen,
we gotta fight parameters. You know what I'm saying. These
things we do, things we don't do. You know what
I mean? And you know clearly you would rather fight
the guy with his dick out, But would you rather
fight him or one of these Yakoobian devils?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Because Christy Fridz is on TikTok talking about how she
loves being barefoot and she cuts the bottom of her
shoes out. Bro, in order to be barefoot incognito mode.
That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
She cuts out the bottom of like Jay's Burberry's prota joints,
like like like this is this has got to be
a fetish.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Virgils rolling over in his grave. What is going on?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
So she said, they cut the soules, but they leave
a little piece.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Because YO is looking like she said, yeah, a little
ledge for toenails to.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
On, Yeah, to hook on.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Bitch, are you a gargoyle, Kim? There's people that are dying.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
I feel like this is the type of couple will
come up to you and be like, hey, so we
like you. What are you doing later?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yo? Why is your foot sticking out of your sneakers
like the crackhead on my block.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
I don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I'm just like, this has gotta be some freak ship
man like you can't like Yo, going barefoot incognito to
the Saphara next to cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Next to the cheese cake factory is nut.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
So I know that they say that walking barefoot helps
you connect with the world and nature.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
That's what I'm saying. So in d R, when I'm
in the R, I walk barefoot all the time. Especially
if you're on soil. This bitch is in New York City, barefoot.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
There is nothing but cigarette butts, leftover heroin hepatitis through
a little.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Bit of pepperoni sauce on the streets of New York
and dood Man.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Rolling through the streets.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, and you were just walking around with your man
and you know what, it gave it away. The braids
he had on his head gave it away.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, Episode nineteen eighteen, He's like, hey, man, if you're
a regular looking white guy, just get corn Rows. Dude,
get corn Roads and cut the bottom off your shoes. Bro.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I was gonna say, like, all these like weird TikTok
white people have the same voice.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, they all have the same fucking out the super
fuck because bro shut because she got these same braids
last week.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Bro, he got four different hairstycks. He got the braids,
he got the side part, and he got then and he.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Got that's crazy, he got the XXX going on. This
motherfucker looked like Kid Boo. He looked like Watching Boo.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
It's like the fucking backstage ship with DJ Jaz told
DJ your nigga, you got five different here because.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
In the back Yo, this is crazy, Like that has
cut the souls out of every one of this. Do
you go to the gym?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Like what do you?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Literally just walking around the city? Bear?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
And then the worst part is you put on sneakers
to show us that you are like the rest of us.
We don't know that you are a sinister bitch until
you get to the front of us and we see
the back of that black, dark ass foot that you got.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yes, because one thing that kills me is when because
if you're from here, you don't do this, because you
know what it is. You don't do that in America
when you from here, meaning New York City, five boroughs,
you don't get on the if you having a whole
day you like, Fam, I'm not getting on the training
that is you crazy. By the end of the day,
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on my feet is gonna look like old mind. Yo,
fucking Reagan fucking Smith from fucking Vermont. She's coming. She's
wearing her burkeys all day and by the time she
takes some ships off. Bro, it's like FAM, COVID twenty
eight is there?
Speaker 7 (46:05):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I was gonna say I was gonna allude to that,
like like, Bro, there's a reason shoes exist, man, fucking
damn shoes on service.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, Like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Believe like what I'm saying this ship in twenty twenty four, bro,
Like ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Bro, We're not we got flying cars, yo, we are
not long. We're not long for this world.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
And it's all white people's fault.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
No, yepat last year, well we're not having the rag conversation.
White people didn't know that you're supposed to use something
and not just fucking Irish Spring soap on your body yep.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Which by the way is jail soap. You got. There's
a reason why they give that you the niggas a jail.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I got a little bit of money now, but I'm
not gonna let you slam the Irish Spring. Honestly, I
will not let you slander.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
I'm not on my watch.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
No. All I know is that when I babe with
Irish Spring, I come out of that ship and I
feel like my air frar has a. I didn't call dehydrate,
and I imagine that's what it feels like.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah, that that ship will leave you ashy is fun,
But then you got my second.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
You'll be wet, but still ashy. Yeah, that part. I'm like, Yo,
how am I wet? But I'm doing the jay z.
The only psalms I read was on the arms of
my niggas. I'm like writing Bible Scripture on my arms
with my fingernail because I'm so fucking ashy.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
You're doing the You're doing the Constantine ship when you
put your arms together summon an angel.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
But like, what's the alternative?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Like I say, let them keep doing whatever bullshit they're
doing because I'm gate keeping how well nick waba. I
don't want them, Yeah, I don't want them to figure
out that shit exists because as soon as they figure
it out, hello, that ship go up to six dollars
a while.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
And I'm not trying to deal with all that. That part, bro,
when you walk into fucking Keels and they got a
hold for sixty that's what that.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Why you need to we need Irish Sprink to sponsor
our podcast that's gonna be my event.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, we need facts. I respect you boys, man. We
were all empowams.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Can I just say really quickly song of the last
two weeks that I have not been able to I
haven't been able to take it off. And I also
haven't been able to give it. Get it out of
my fucking head. Giving pressure by Rainio Viave. Oh boy,
Oh my god, Bro, you put your sticking balls in
that song.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
That is so far.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Bro, I just being at work, like, is it like
a white bitch like just yeah, let's go back come out.
Oh my god, Bro, that I tell you, I listened
to that at least twenty times a day.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
That is my ship.
Speaker 8 (48:49):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
That is love that.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
It's like a white bitch.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah, a white bitch on coke. That's that's what it
gives me. I can't. I want to get that ship
in the club bro to.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, that means the world.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
I appreciate you, Liz.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Thank you. Listen, we're gonna drink each other off while
we uh go to these commercials. Yeah we'll be right.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah, listen to this. Listen to this Norwegian baby powder commercial.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Right, yeah, welcome back. You know what I'm saying. You
forget You forgot what the window is because you spoke mad.
We but we are back, baby, and it is time
for man bro man man.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Before before we get into that real quick, I just
wanted to shout out thank you Liz for the shout
out earlier before the break, I just wanted to say,
I just wanted to give a quick shout out to
the artist that's on that track with me, Medino Green, Brooklyn,
Brooklyn native.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Shout out to Brooklyn Legends.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Shout out.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
That's the butch queen right.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, shout out Medino on on
on giving pressure.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
And this question is not from Mada, but it is
from Seo Buddy, who says, what is a small everyday
thing that never fails to make you happy? Love the
show left? So a couple of times all day?
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Finally a wholesome question.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Um yes or no? Oh?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
Man who wants to answer first?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
You got oh?
Speaker 4 (50:23):
For me?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Honestly, something I do every day is a small act
of kindness because that's what helps me be happy. I
love doing little shit, even if you're a stranger, complete stranger,
I don't give a fuck. I love making somebody smile,
whether it's a stranger, somebody I love. I love doing
small things to show people that they matter. Like we
live in a fucked up world. I'm sorry we do
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a lot of negativity. We all going through emotional battles.
We have depths, we have we just all as humans
go through so much that I will never waste the
opportunity to try to make somebody say, I don't care
if I'm behind you online, if you're taking too long
to pay for your ship, I'll pay for it if
I feel like you got good energy, and I don't mind.
I love doing ship like that because it just fulfills me.
So yeah, I would say, just do like a small
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act of kindness, whether it's for yourself or your family.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Somebody love facts.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
I got to pull up on you on Target and
just be right in line.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
No, I'm not paying for four little Marrows. I can't
bro I can imagine when the bells look like no thank.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
You, Mary Merrow and his family at Merrow and his
family funk around and make Target look like the Gucci store.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Just take a school bus to that bitch.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
In the dollars sections a lot.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
The fact that you even take your children into two stores,
which you says you got money because I would leave
them bitches in a car.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
What about you, guys? What's a small thing y'all do
every day that makes you happy? Oh?
Speaker 3 (51:55):
To me, like my kids is older now you know
what I'm saying. Or they're becoming older, so and I
remember stuff that made me real happy as a kid,
like yo, my pops is here for that, or like
my mom was in for that. They was holding me down.
So just uh like you know, like uh, yesterday my
son had a basketball game and he was playing and
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they would losing by like ten points or whatever. They
made a comeback. Everybody's they mad. They like, Yo, it's up. Yo.
We had everybody's man happy, high five in each other
and ship. And then he looked over to me and
he just did like this like let's go. And I
was like, let's almost so a little shit like that,
like making my kids happy makes me happy, you know
(52:38):
what I'm saying. And I'm like, yo, I bought you
with this thing like on some like Yo, let's go outside,
let's go do this thing. Yo. This yo, you haven't
seen paid in fool. Bro. We're we about We're about
to watch that ship as a family. Yeah you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I take piggybacking off of that. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Pretty much just anything like like whenever my doing little
ship for my kids that like I don't really expect
thanks for, but when they do, Like I took my
sons to the Museum of ice Cream this past Sunday,
and uh like right after like it was done, Like
we were waiting to leave and got a little bit
of extra ice cream and Godric, just my oldest son,
he just looks at me, he goes, Dad, thanks for
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bringing me here. I had, I had so much fun.
He gave me the biggest hug and I was like,
oh man, that's so great. So just like yeah, anything,
anything really that makes my kids happy makes me happy.
But not involving the kids. A small thing that I
like to do every day that never fails to make
me happy. Well, I don't do this every day because
I don't have time every day, but sometimes I'll wake
up extra early just so.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
That I have like extra time to be a hater.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Why.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
I just love hating.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
I just hating. Hating fuels me. It it just brings me.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
It just brings me peace and like tranquility, and like,
I just love hating. Just hating is so pure.
Speaker 6 (53:59):
It's such a it's such a versatile and such a
such a pure emotion that yeah, you know, hating is
just it's just ingrained in my in my psyche.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
You can put that out into a million different things.
So I thought he was gonna say jerk off because
I was like, word me too.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
That's what I thought he was gonna.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Say to situation bro, I'm gonna shout and beat money
for twenty minutes. Sometimes hating is more powerful than the jerk.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Sometimes you're not horny, you're just hateful.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Sometimes you gotta bust to hate none.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
And then.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Jesus Christ about to go take us to Jada Picky's book,
Y'all Your Life. I'm literally like
And this justin reporting live from Gatwa and yam on
News straight from Santiago. We sent our correspondent on the ground,
Liz Bell Ortiz. They're at the National Republican Convention, where
she is getting the breaking story behind Donald Trump presenting
his news. They have apparently biggest celebrity endorsement at Liz
Bell take it away.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Thank you so much for tuning in. We're here at
the twenty twenty four Republican Convention. It smells like shit.
Everyone here is drinking mountain dew. It's fucking me up,
but we're here. I hear Donald Trump has a new
celebrity endorsement. Let's let's see what he's on.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Lady, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
This is this is huge, This is huge. This is
big news we have. We didn't think that this would
ever happened. We didn't think we'd see the day. But
it's come to my attention. You know, the last time
this happened, we had Little Pimp with us. In this time,
we have a very special guests. Big news, big news.
(01:03):
This guy almost as big as me. But uh, we
have ladies and gentlemen. Big music producer DJ Khalid is
here with us.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's right. Hold on a second, Uh yo, Donnie, let
me say is CALLI congratulations. Oh I've signed yourself. I apologize,
it's DJ Kali, but I'm still gonna endorse you because
what we hear Florida make some noise for the one
the only DJ Kelly me.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I think we're supposed to do that, not you.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
But it's me. You wi together, we wei, and together
we're gonna fall behind Donald Trump. And you know what,
we're gonna get him another one.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'll tell you what, that's the most accurate thing I've
ever heard in my entire life. You see, these are
the kinds of endorsements we need here. The GOP needs
these sort these people, my friends, they need, we need
them to push the agenda forward. My friend here, DJ Khalid,
I apologize, doesn't support neither does he support, so we
(02:16):
couldn't resist the opportunity to have this sort of representation
in the just right.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Donald, You know what I support money. That's all I
care about is money. So if you got money for me,
let's go. Jake, callid another one.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And you know I'm about that paper boot.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Can you name like five like in your opinion, like
white people?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
She white. Yeah, she looks in a little Panics, Texas.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
So I don't trust you know what, you know what
she might be.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Because she textafies as a white.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
White woman because Yo, Tony Romo, the Cowboys quarterback, and
he's been cosplaying as a white man this whole time,
so you know.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Wow, So Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, I love av Levine?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Are this just artists?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She's Canadian? All right?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
She's still white.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
You know, I'm saying it's a different type of white.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Is this bitch white?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
The No, she's not Celeine Dion, She's not White's Canadian.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
She's an ever Levine White.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, okay, so she's definitely one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, that's with Celine Dion.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Damn, she's like really sick. We're about to lose her. Yeah,
I'm not even joking about that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
She has been real, man, she went to a lot bro.
She gave his bangers timeless.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh you know who else? Dolly Parton. I love Dolly Okay,
I did another one.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Notice what I mean's no niggas on this listen, No
dudes whatsoever?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Why I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
The devil?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I mean, I love Eminem, but oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Out here that no one is perfect close, no one's perfect.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I used to love Eminem to the point where all
of my homeboys from from high school got together on
Christmas and purchased all of the CDs for me, even.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Of course you love Eminem.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I fought on eBay for like two months straight to
buy Infinite, the first Eminem album, Infinite Regular. You can't
find the ships anywhere, and if it, they were expensive
as fun.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I was like fifteen bro.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Fought on eBay for like two days Ship, and I
was so hype when I finally got it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I know you was. I was going to say, if
you got that vinyl, that's real hip hop. No.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I wish I got to cost a band I went to.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I went to Deep Cuts Records yesterday because that's like
the only place I know that has like cassettes, like.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
For real, for real. They go like a whole wall
of bro and like and I'm yo.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Surety had a sealed original release of Only Built for
Cuban Links that she was a sealed bro never never
opened like it had They had the had the Wu
Tang like stamp on the tape stiff and it was
three hundred and.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Fifty dollars show, three hundred and fifty dollars Dog show.
We gotta move on because YO love to sit here
talk about real hip hop, lit white people, lit white people,
all right, lit white people. Do you want me to
go first? Uh? Yeah, go first? Well, I think of
mine because I gotta, I gotta really parse through this, Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Darryl Hall, John Oates, Hailey Williams, Hailey Williams, Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Wow, uh ready for this?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Uh let me think, let me think, let me know
what's that?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And Hall Notes are fighting? So one of them is
not lit?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Alright, so if so I I we we interviewed uh
John Oates at Amazon. He's he seemed cool.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
So I'm much are in a class of white vocalists
from like the eighties that could be confused for black people.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so so I'm gonna take off.
I'm gonna take off Daryl Darryl Hall for Bobby Caldwell.
Then boy, yeah, so John Notes, Bobby Caldwell, Haley, Williams,
Ari Astor he he killing it, he killing it. And
then and then god damn uh Tiger Woods.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, and uh you wouldn't come back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, And the last lit white person, bro Chat Hanks
brood to.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
If he's better or worse than Eminem, Yo, he's better.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
How to take this line?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
There?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Would you rather hear right now? Twenty twenty four? Would
you rather hear yo? Eminem is dropping a new track
or yo, Chet Hanks is dropping a dance hall He's
just dropped the dance Soul with vibes Cartel and Ninja
Man and grown imagine we like to watch we face
(07:30):
with the cake.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So I'm not doing the hypothetically lit I'm seeing. I'm
seeing what some wax.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm not liking any of it. All right, so my
lit five lit white people is.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Uh oh and then fine, if we're not counting Chet Hanks,
fucking Matthew McConaughey, dude, oh fucking National treasure Man.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I just started True Detective, all right, alright, alright, right.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I like him because he's he looks like he's always high.
He always like he's in that Like I was like,
I fox at you, Bro. That what I'm saying, I'm like, Yo,
if you get to cook and do Lincoln commercials while
you high as fuck vision board Bro, that's at the
time of my pyramid.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Nobody find a fucking Lincoln anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Listen, there's a lot of old motherfuckers. There's a lot
of navigators.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
They missed that feeling.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Bro Yo.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
All right, so lit white people, I want to say, oh, yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Uh, white rapper that has
been very unproblematic the entire time.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Uh you you can throw em search in there, empt
search you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Uh as thank you for the wash suggestion. Uh. And
then on the actor tip, I got, uh the guy
I don't know his name, but the guy that was
the main character in in Pie Wait like for Pie
No Pie, like the black and white movie that was
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like Darren Rfnoski.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I don't remember his name, but you know what, I'm
gonna swap him out for Larry David because Larry David
is a way better. So I got what I got,
so far I got. Uh. I was gonna say, Ryan Gosling,
I don't get you don't care he's can I guess
so he's But I'm just like, damn, it's so hard.
I've lit Ryan Reynolds literally.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Fuck actually talented.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, Ryan Reynolds is yet to him dead Pool that
it's one of my favorite superhero movies.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
His wife, Blake Lively said the Blake she's a gossip girl.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Bro as a white woman connoisseur. Bro.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Any white woman with with like a traditionally male name,
the pussy gonna go stupid.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Tell me, Bro, your name is Joey. No. No.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
My very short time at Fordham, I was fucking with
a shorty named Ryan.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Man. God, white women terrify me.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I'm yo, they got names like Reagan Bro Bro Ryan,
would he at the end fuck off.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Away from these white women. We have to save him.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He don't want to be saved. He don't want to
be speaking of white women. Damn. I was gonna say
mid white women, but that might get me docsed again
speaking of white women. Tat you know what I'm saying.
He can't tell the Swift got himself in a fucking
uproy Yo, like on both sides of the spectrum that
mattered to to old white men, sports and politics. B
(10:37):
First on a political tip Fox News. He's been doing
wall to wall coverage or some ship that I said
in the last episode where it was just like yo,
stand armies are dangerous, Bro, and they got mad influence.
And if the Swifties said, Yo, we vote for this guy,
they vote for that guy. It don't matter if it's
a writ end bro Bart Simpsica win the election of
the Swifties are like, Yo, we vote for this nigga.
(10:58):
You know what I'm saying. And that's that crazy to me,
you know what I mean? And she endors Biden last year.
So Hannity and fucking Slamony and O'Riley and Dayly and
fucking Jesse Waters.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I don't think she's gonna do it though, you.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Know what I'm saying. You don't think she's gonna do
no damn why not like the.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Because right now we know, we know mister Joe is
getting his dick card for genocide. Taylor Swift is not
somebody who she likes to play super safe her entire career.
So she hasn't said anything about Palestine, anything about what's
going on. For her to just straight up indoors Joe
(11:39):
would mean she's also aligning with what he's saying, what
he believes.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, this really might be her her Republicans by sneakers
too moment exactly, Yo, But does she have room to
be like as a pop star that she have room
to be like, oh, like I'm focused on like like college,
debt relief or whatever and like pivot like that, because
you know she got a whole team. INA's just her
on the phone with Joe. Yeah, Like, Yo, what you
(12:06):
want me to say? Like it's twenty motherfuckers filtering that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
There's no way she could get away from it. There's
nobody who could get away from fucking endorsing Joe Biden ran,
look at AOC.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Bro, I'm just imagining because he just said, like what
do you want me to say? I'm just imagining Joe
Biden going beef Carlos Cars.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
But you were saying, sorry, it's going to be impossible
for anybody to endorse Joe without them aligning themselves and
what he's doing because he's blatantly in our face, Like yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Be playing in our faces?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Do you guys?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Do you guys think Trump is unpredictable enough to like
really go against like go against Israel? Because remember remember him, bro,
Remember him and Kim Johng going back and forth on
Twitter like yo, like like come and find out yo,
see and he's like, oh, I bet, Why don't you
you thought you shoot the first rocket and all of
us are.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Like, how can.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
All right maybe settle down?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So do you refreshing social media every two seconds? Like yo,
y'all see Kemp trails anywhere? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Like do you do you think?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Like?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Do you think like?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Because I feel like, uh, everybody gonna play it safe
like Joe Joe Joe Biden's gonna play it safe always
forever and like AOC now she's lost, She's she's lost
the plot. So that I do you feel like Trump
is enough of a wild card that there's a possibility
that he might straight up be like yo, fuck net
and Yahoo dude, like ya imagine.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yo, I don't So it's money. If he can see
himself making more money with somebody else, he's for sure
gonna do that. He's gonna be like yeah, bb yeah, yeah,
it's it's quiet for you because my send NBS he
got the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, and he's like he's like, he's not even net
and Yah, who's not even from Israel?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
You believe this. He's from Philly. He's from Philadelphia. The
guy went to Villela's giving a fucking break. He doesn't
even know who Jaalen Brensle is he never went to class,
went to class, no extra curriculous. I have plenty of
extra curriculus.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, fuck that, I think that Trump will.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
He wouldn't do that, just because, first of all, this
is a man.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Who put into law fucking Muslim bad Like, no, that's correct.
We'd be forgetting, yeah, because we're so good at making
fucking jokes. We love forgetting. What the fuck all my
fuckers remembers is a twelve hundred dollars check? Yo, you
remember being popped and getting a twelve hundred dollars check,
and now now you just want Trump back.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
So now what they're doing now is they trying to
jam this ship up in Congress, and Republicans are saying
this shit out loud, like, Yo, we don't want to
approve this ship because that niggas are gonna think they
got checks from Biden. And these niggas are so dad,
they're gonna just vote for Broke because Yo, we got
a body check like it's brah, It's yo. This country
is in trouble.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
It's a show.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Victor.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Can you find out what what the longest any empire
has ever lasted?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Because I'm pretty sure there's no number that an Empire
typically lasts is what I would say. Yeah, for comedic purposes,
two hundred and fifty years, like two fifty three. Right now,
I just want to remind people Guinness, okay, the steak
you drink when you crack open at Guinness, that that
company is older than the US.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Facts, bro is it yingling older than the this mayonnaise?
Companies older than this.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
There are full black families that you try to deny
full participation in this society, that have been in this
country longer than this country has been the US.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, that shit is crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'll be looking at I'll be looking at like beer
labels and shit like Stella Artois established fourteen ninety two,
and I'm like, how y'all figured that out?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
There are bathrooms in England older than this country?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Like, how did y'all know that?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
For real?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Where is the dots? Showed me the documents somebody ro
fucking Bridgerton was here in a bathroom than hey.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Stella showed me to scroll, show me scroll that Merlin
bro king Arthur when they signed and they go.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
What they go, what is this?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
My lord?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's it's oh wait, no, stellar's French?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It is?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
We call it the stellar We will spell it funny
because we are free. It's deliciously we from somewhere else,
probably because that's all you're there was. Yo. Let's go
over here. Yo. This motherfuckers with like food that tastes good.
(16:37):
Let's go over there. Yeah, find out how they make
their food taste good and bring it back here and
not use it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You have the British people trying our American food for
the first time.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
That motherfuckers like, Nah, what are we eating?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Brough?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Like a flavor cheetn't be like, bro, Bro, wait a
minut in my phone? My fault.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Stella Artoire is Belgium. It's not French ship.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's like my man's fishinety three?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Did anybody ever said them to the MO?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Somebody gotta send them gonna be like when the fuck
did I landed the Dominican community?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
What are we doing? Hey?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Bro? You did the BBW say the BBL Hold on
because I'm not over this.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
The Stella the Stellar artwine bottle it says, I know
thirteen sixty six.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You know y'all.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Made that out.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Y'all fucking made that up. There's no way y'all know
that sick of white people. Man, they got too much history.
Eleven yea, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Y'all got the privilege of knowing that ship that far back,
and you.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Know what you're really opening and some ship in my
eyes because now I'm gonna just assume everybody's lying to me.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You know what I mean? It was the printing pressive inventor.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Hey, slim, hold on, I'm not going to hold on way.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Because that that that's gonna tell you who's lying, who's
who's keeping a buck? All right?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
The printing press was invented in fourteen thirty six.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I would have fuck told them that, you know, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I ain't trying to hear none of that ship, yo.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You know what's crazy. I think about these old adventures
and ship and I'm like, bro, when you invented this ship,
did you know it was going to be like you
know you's gonna go Do you know it's gonna go
up like that? To have the press? Amanda do like
a little post it note. Yo, my name is fucking
Jose Rodriguez. I invented Stella Artoi on this day in
thirteen oh.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
Five, right, like bro, Bro, like when you like, do
you do you know, off like off the dome, like
the exact date you founded, like you started victory?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Like who not the exact date? You know what I'm saying, Yes,
you doing because it was a blog. Oh yeah, two
thousand and seven and eight, like you can go chacking
nine nine.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Somebody, somebody had to keep that scroll for no, no,
in two nine.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
It didn't happen. She was on papyrus. It didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
And then what you're telling me, somebody put that ship
in a scanner for Windows ninety.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Five and then they put it on a floppy disk
and cropping. Nah bro, yo, no man, they put on
the same flapping this that had Wolf's time and there
was still one KB left over.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, motherfuckers have been lying to us. It was just
eating that.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
My grandmother, Oh I was born in nineteen thirty five. Yeah, sure,
sure you were.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I didn't have paper to write birth for on it.
Yeah you know that. Come on my grandma, bro, my
grandmother had like kids at fourteen. I'm like, yo, there
was no documentation when you was around me, Like, let's
be real, you was born. My mom used to tell me, like, yo,
babies didn't even open their eyes until like week two.
I was like, Yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Like, what were you doing?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Did you have a baby? Just throw them in like
a bail of hey, Like, what the fuck is going
on here? Man? Jesus? Like why he said fuck me
for Yeah, he's like nigga, I had a major get.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
It right you speaking of grandma, when my grandmother gave
birth to my moms, my grandfather.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Couldn't see them in the hospital for like.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
A week because it was when the fucking through video
regime was happening. They locked down the hospital because they
were circling around the helicopters.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
What yeah, this was.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
This was in sixty six, see right before they bodied
that bitch.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Fuck at it. I want to say, I'm mad that
there's no lively video of that. That motherfucker get his
nugget blown off. This mad videos man a JFK and
is blown off. I'm like, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But I went to the spot where he got murkeed out.
My cousin took me. Yeah, we had a we had
a little, a little dancing contest.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
They still got to stay in there.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I got a lot of respect for countries that kill
their their fascist or their dictator takes guts.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah, there's no there's no footage of the through video
the other through hedgo fucking body and there's no foot
and I don't give a fuck with nobody say Stella
or toy.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Was not found. And another thing, we'll ain't scoring one points.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I don't even know about sports, and I know that
there's no footages of that. So that's the thing they've
been saying is that this person has scored one hundred
points before, but they've never been able to find no
footage of it.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Listen what they guy. They got like three thousand year
old white guys that are like.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, that was there, and how honest are they?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I delivered the newspaper in the hot water.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
And they got and they got one clip of him
arguing with Bill Russell.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
What the fuck is that about? Like this hundred point
game doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. Oh my god, dog,
get the fuck out of here. Speaking of games, the
Super Bowls coming up and oh, like I said, Fox News, politicians, politicians,
I'm gonna calling that from now and politicians is mad
and tell the t because she might enjoyed Joe Biden.
(21:59):
These pop stars got a crazy, crazy crazy amount of influence,
so much so that they got these motherfuckers you shook,
you know what I'm saying. And uh, first of all,
it's crazy, bro, I'll keep it a buck. If this
was a normal election, I'd be like this is crazy.
But since this is the election that it is, I'm like,
this is not so crazy. You know what I'm saying, Like,
(22:20):
tell the Swift this president who knows you know what
I'm saying, Like what happens is tell the Swift a president.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You're throwing out some very bad ideas right now.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
So let's clean up the energy a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Let's let's stop talking about this shit altogether. Pop stars
are too powerful. We gotta pay some bills. We would
be right fucking back. Like I said, I said this
shit about Justin Bieber like man years ago. I was like, fam,
these motherfuckers got so many people that when they say jump,
they jump. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I think that this is not even necessarily about the
pop stars. I'm off at the politicians. Oh yeah, because
it's like, bro, use pology are a fucking dickhead. You
don't do your job, you lie to the public, and
then you spend your entire career searching for people who
are powerful enough to just convince their audience to follow you,
(23:13):
and you go after people like this who have a
very fucking naive and new audience. So they just like,
they don't really know too much about politics, They don't
give a fuck. They just so we love this artist,
she's endorsing him, We're going to follow her. How lazy
is that?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The musicians who take advantage of that is a different story.
But the fact that this is a conversation about Taylor
Swift and not about Joe Biden endorsing genocide and still
wanting to run another four fucking years even though the
nigga is three minutes away from death. And then we
got the fucking the reality TV orange dickhead who is
(23:52):
just out of this world. The fact that he's even
able to fucking run again is a joke. And then
we as the American public who has been working pay
in taxes, suffering through fucking capitalism, racism, sexism, all of
these is, bro, and we got to watch you two
old stupid bitches by over a pop star when this
(24:13):
world is literally going to ship because of y'all.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I want to bring back like old school type of ship.
Like I don't know remember remember that movie Apocalypto.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, I remember the mel Gibson joint, the doing with
the I don't know if they were Inking or Mayan.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But like those societies, right, those like ancient like you know, cultures,
and it's like they used to do kind of like
wow ship, Like yo, bro, were going to be head
you brocause we gotta be king. So we got to
chop your head off because you're trying to be king.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
So we gotta cho Also, like if we don't do that,
the sun's not gonna come up, the crops won't grow,
you understand.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, guys, come on, please, we gotta sacrifice your daughter.
You know what I'm saying, because it's a great honor.
It's a great honor. It's gonna be great. Like everyone listen,
come on to give her Paque had to do it. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. I'm like, yeah, we gotta
start taking some pages out of side of the Arabia's book, bro,
like the French Revolution, Like you know what I'm saying,
start hitting the guillotine, know, motherfuckers, you know what I'm
(25:10):
saying like, that's why, that's why I close this incid like, yo,
we got sponsors.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
No, I'm just saying because we might not be too
far off. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm just feeling wild
out here. I don't know what's gonna happen, but it's
feeling wild.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
So fam, I don't know if you remember uh as
Dominicans put it down in the Dominicans as Dominicans. Do
you remember that ship that was going on in d
R with like the elections, and bro, people came out
in mass and surrounded like the Capitol Building or whatever.
You know what I'm saying, like the the I forgot
(25:45):
what they called it. It's like sometimes mad grand like
the Empire of Power whatever. They surrounded that ship, bro,
and they were like, hell, no, we won't go. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm like, because they spies out. How the fuck you say? Okay,
you prepare for a full year. This election is going
to be on February fourth. Everybody offices a close. Everybody's job.
You come out, you vote, and then because the person
that they don't want is winning, they I mean, the
person that they don't want to win is losing. He
(26:19):
now they're just like, oh, sorry, we had a bunch
of like little glitches. Oh yeah, so we're just gonna
like do it over in like a little while. A
national fucking election, and motherfuckers is like, yeah, we're not
feeling the vibe, so we're just gonna run this back.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Hold on, let's count this again. Wait a minute, Wait
a minute.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'm on the body machine. I don't know how you
got there. You know what I'm saying. I don't see
that happened in America, but I'll keep it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
A country is a joke. Our country is a complete joke.
We are we are a part of the fucking circus too. Ship,
But it's.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Like, why gotta be us? Why do we gotta be
the fucking revolutionaries? After parents came here busting their ass,
we've been busting our ass. I've been busting my ass,
trying to get my kids a better future. Why do
I gotta throw everything? Motherfucker? Y'all white people have been
having and shipping charge all y'all fucking righteous motherfuckers. Goad
be the first sticking to get shot, bro, bea the
front lines, beating me shields, bro, and then we'll come
(27:28):
right behind you.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys do that and all be
in the back with my beret and my and my.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Leather chack plate on. It's complex, yo, I'm telling you, man,
she's just getting crazy out of here. Bro.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
If they you heard about this draft ship right like
this supposed draft or whatever, Listen, if they draft me,
all I'm saying is I'm bumping fucking top five that
are alive in the tank.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What's good?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Personally?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I am a woman. I can't even I don't even
know how I got here today. I can't read.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Listen, I'm just a girl.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
All I know how to do is they ran from scratch.
So when you need that, I got you. Yall take
care of all that extra ship.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I got TikTok recipe. But that's about it exactly.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
My mind can't just grasp information the way you do,
so I just can't do it.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Liz rolling for the whole infantry.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's just assigned me as the as the blunt roller
for the army.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Listen, I'm pulling up to battle with AirPod maxes on.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Listen in the freeway with the r because it was
with a stomach stone, but.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Nigga.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
I'm sliding over like I'm slidding over cars, just showing
um some random in my own tank.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's like, you know it' stop that's our tank. Yeah,
that's what That's what we need.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
We need.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Like I'm sure they do this this ship like in
the barracks or whatever. Like I'm sure they. I'm sure
they throw on like some NBA young bo.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, gotta get hpped up. You know what I'm saying.
It's a mixed bag out there, so it's not just
everybody want to listen to Limp biscuit break stuff. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like we had it, we
had a diversify, you know what I'm saying, Hey, limbs
could be going every day. It's the same ship. And
I'm like, yo, facts, don't everybody sucks. I'm like, yeah, Fred,
(29:35):
You're absolutely right, Fred Durst. Yeah, you know Fred, he's motivational,
be like everything's fucked. Everybody sucked. Revolution, people of Revolution.
I did it all for the nookie. They gotta send
somebody these aggressiveniggas out their boots on the ground.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Imagine like Dougie being k flock. Oh my god, they'd
be airy ship though, fuck free take hang take, you
could keep them. I mean for the war, for the war,
for the war, unleash, for the cause.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
They're gonna bring They don't bring him out. They don't
bring him out like a They're gonna bring him out
like a Bond villain.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
They're gonna be like, bro, send all the droll wrappers
and send all the families with American flags outside their
crib exactly, tweeted a motherfucking eagle. If you ever said
you love the USA, if we find hashtags that say
blue Lives matter, bitch, get your feet on the grass
(30:38):
for your country.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
These colors don't run proven. Yeah, don't tread on me.
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we need.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yo. Are you really about that life?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Word? Are you?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh you got two hand guns in your house?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, me and my sisters are staying out of men business.
I have a great time, John, I can't go that.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Too, old man.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
But they couldn't, like I think, if we sent drill
rappers out there, they couldn't resist going on a g
live after and being like, yo, y'all not spinning.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's crazy, really looking man, bro, Yo, that's work to
my dad. Ya don't really like that, bro, Yo hop
on this Live.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
When he cut you ricky freaky, when I catch you Ricky, Ricky,
When I catch you Ricky.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
When I catch your cold your yo, your abdual roomint
yo from the school.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
In the comments, my nigga was shuck, was shaking, Yo,
Stop hiding, you know.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Running, Come on, sid put you in a blood nigga,
your whole click fun out here. Yeah, you see what
we did. The like that is't flowing in the ocean
right now. Wave moisture when I catch you mois shure.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, I know you feel like it would be the opposite.
Like you said to drill rappers, they got they're not
gonna want to fight.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
They didn't do nothing to me. They ain't fuck none
of my bitches. They ain't fucking none of my polly.
They never stole no weed from me. Yo, don't got
problems with none of these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Liz Yo. They put this ship in the blunt called Poppy. Yo.
I was like yo, and she got me slumped. Yo.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
You're about having like the farm to table fucking lean.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Speaking a lean, speaking of lead.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I just saw a video, well not a video somebody
saying that they got pregnant, didn't know and was drinking
lean the whole time, and her baby turned out fine.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
This is what she said.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
That's what that's actually just four bats. That's he's a
he's an actual baby. Is that baby? The lean baby?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
What he sounds like that?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Like I come and sly b ep, so literal.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Baby, you know what I'm saying. She was so lit
off the fucking lean when she had the motherfucker. They
were like, yo, what do you want the name is?
She was like, live baby.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yo. We need more sexual education classes.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
We need people to stop having sex or if you
want to have sex, have sex but don't have children, yes,
because you motherfuckers is stupid.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You're not and I'm not talking to the listener's real quick.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
No no, no, no, no, real.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Quick shout out to all the listeners. I love you,
love you.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
If you're in your second.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, if you're not, if you're not, do that, do
all that, take care of yourself. I just want to say,
real quick thank you to everybody who listens to supports,
who does fan pages, who is out there hashtag and
creating visuals.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
We fucking love you.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'm not really here to verbally assault you. I'm actually
a really soft spoken woman. I'm forced to be verbally abusive.
That's actually the reason we don't have visuals because you
can't see. Hassan got a knife to my back right now.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'm literally that's why he's like.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
You.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
So it's not it's not my fault.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
This is this is guys. I want to take this
opportunity to let you know that we are sponsored by
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damn thing. There's a bitch quota.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Actually on the show, there's a number of there's a
there's a there's an allotted number of times Liz is
required to call somebody a bitch.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
If I don't, they rob me as soon as I
was yew.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
This is parts of the story we don't like to tell, yo,
So listen to wrap the tailors thing up. Everybody's fucking
mad at Taylor, you know what I mean. But there
is nothing that she is doing that gets me as
mad as these fucking insols are. So the only thing
that would make me as mad as uh, these guys
(34:57):
get mad at Taylor Swift is some ship like this.
This man had a little squabble in his locker room
with his teammate and he I guess he was on
his way to the bathroom stall because he said, Yo,
what comes first, my bowel movement or this or this
fucking smoke? And he said this fucking smoke. So he
got his shaken in some gym shorts and then it
(35:19):
got so aggressive. I guess that my man just straight
dropped six brownies on the floor. My man dropped six
little wie cosmic brownies on the floor in the locker room,
just kept it fucking pushing bro Like fim, this is
crazy to me on several levels.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
We need to see them have a match with the
dudes who's fighting with the dick out? We got to
see who really care about?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yo, Who are you fighting for a longer period of
time Homie with his dick out or Dodoo Man dick out.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yeah, I don't know, like because like both of those
things are assault with the deadly weapon. But but I'd
much rather, I'd much rather.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Deal with dick guy than Doodoo Man because doo Man
Doodoo Man has that's like that's like bio terrorism, that's
like resident evil ship.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Also when they said it, he turned around to look
at it, like, oh ship, you.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Can see it fall out so much right here? Boom
one two, Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yo, I'm the big big bandit bro.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yo facts Bro, listen, imagine giving doodle Man a tombstone.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Tomb Bro, that thing is what the is? Y'all so mad?
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Because I remember fighting like this as a teenager, like
at sixteen to eighteen.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Bro, don't even look at me the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
But as a grown ass woman, the only thing that
could push me to this level is Eric Adams.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
You know it's the only thing. I gotta take your ship,
but I gotta you up first.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yo, Ready, how you feel? Man? I want to fuck.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm just like it was what was so important that
like it couldn't wait till because like motherfuckers that know
me in real life.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
No, I'm a serial shiitter. I will ship. I will
ship anywhere. People be like, ell you do doing the club.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
I was asking the club.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
One hundred percent, one hundred percent. I'm one hundred. I
don't give up what am I? I'm not risking in
continents in my elderly life because because of what, because
of some club fucking social politics. Get the I'm gone.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I gotta respect.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I'm dropping a doucer in the fucking club. I'm gonna
keep this super real child, bro. And and this is
I was gonna say I'm a shape, but fuck that. Yo.
I was driving and it was like a three hour drive, bro.
And you know when you get like upstate, them exits
be like twenty miles apart. Yoah.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
I was like fuck.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I was like, I missed the rest.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
I was like, Yo, I'm good, it's not too late,
marrow roll past the rest. You can still stop?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yo. Is that that's how I am with my brother.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I'll just be looking at it and you're like, all right,
you know when it's time to shut the fuck awad.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
But that just makes people want to know more. So
can you find the stop? So yo? I pull over?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I don't know where I am because this is like
upstate New York Highway, trees, darkness, bears, it was time.
It was nighttime, but it was like, yo, I come
alive in the nighttime. The freaks come out at night.
The dukie comes out at night. Yo. Fucking Yo, listen,
I'm gonna be graphicing, but listen, we all fam you
(39:00):
know when you gotta do it, and your bohole is
just doing the fucking doing this, Yeah, doing this is
hitting the stroke light, like your hole just sent into
a stroke light. I was saying, Yo, I'm like, yo,
I ain't fucking up the leather in this car, and
I like these jeans, and I don't have a change
(39:20):
of clothes, and you're driving, so you're already in shitting position.
Do you know what I'm saying doesn't help? Besides, massade
you at my lumbard is making it worse, you know
what I mean, You're pushing the dookie down. So I'm
just like, bro, fuck it a pull over, throw the hazards.
Arm jumped out so fast, bro, Like I never took
my pants on so fast in my life. Yo, fucking yo, listen, SOPHIEVA.
(39:41):
Guy could being here right now and be like, yo,
if you take your dick out right now, I'm gonna
touch it. And I still would not take my pants
off faster than I did this night. I took my ship.
I almost ripped the bullfuckers me and I took the wildest,
longest ship because I was like, you know how dogs
when they take a ship, they kind of like scoop
and they walk forward a little bit. I did that, bro,
because I was so shook. I didn't want to stay
(40:01):
still and have like a snake bite me in my balls,
like you know, some school like this taking a dookie. Listen,
I got up and I went to go get back
in my car. Like the side of the lit up
and then lit up the dookie. Yo. That ship looked
like a garden steak. That's like like the like the
snake that the Porto Rican niggas. We have to run
(40:22):
their neck you. Oh my god, Oh my god. I
know he had skies al Fresco. I know you had
to use the graba leaf to wipe. He was like
he was like.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
In two years when merrow Is hosted one of the
biggest fucking late night talk shows. Somebody's gonna release a
video of this motherfucker taking a ship on the side
of the I don't even know that. That's not even marror.
That look like button that that's not Merrow at all.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Yea, put a horn broke, Jesus. Oh my god, I
love it. Bro Oh my god, I'm still going it.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I just want to say for the audience, we don't
have video yet. Victor left the doodoo video on a
loop for the past.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought this was Victory late.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I'm part of the psychological warfare that they're putting against.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You know, we're just gonna shout racial epithets. I don't
want to tell you all this, but are you familiar
with the Jason Bourne movies?
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah, this is that.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
He's the old white guy that's like sign sounds, the
guy that sounds the guy that goes Jesus Christ. It's
Jason Born, but instead it's Jesus Christ. It's her Sun
and Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
It's Rainy.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
My god, oh ship, I didn't even peep that you
mentioned the I didn't.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Because it was just like, yo, all right, so listen,
we gotta fight parameters. You know what I'm saying. These
things we do, things we don't do. You know what
I mean? And you know clearly you would rather fight
the guy with his dick out, But would you rather
fight him or one of these Yakoobian devils?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Because Christy Fridz is on TikTok talking about how she
loves being barefoot and she cuts the bottom of her
shoes out. Bro, in order to be barefoot incognito mode.
That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
She cuts out the bottom of like Jay's Burberry's prota joints,
like like like this is this has got to be
a fetish.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Virgils rolling over in his grave. What is going on?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
So she said, they cut the soules, but they leave
a little piece.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Because YO is looking like she said, yeah, a little
ledge for toenails to.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
On, Yeah, to hook on.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Bitch, are you a gargoyle, Kim? There's people that are dying.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
I feel like this is the type of couple will
come up to you and be like, hey, so we
like you. What are you doing later?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yo? Why is your foot sticking out of your sneakers
like the crackhead on my block.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
I don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I'm just like, this has gotta be some freak ship
man like you can't like Yo, going barefoot incognito to
the Saphara next to cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Next to the cheese cake factory is nut.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
So I know that they say that walking barefoot helps
you connect with the world and nature.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
That's what I'm saying. So in d R, when I'm
in the R, I walk barefoot all the time. Especially
if you're on soil. This bitch is in New York City, barefoot.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
There is nothing but cigarette butts, leftover heroin hepatitis through
a little.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Bit of pepperoni sauce on the streets of New York
and dood Man.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Rolling through the streets.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, and you were just walking around with your man
and you know what, it gave it away. The braids
he had on his head gave it away.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, Episode nineteen eighteen, He's like, hey, man, if you're
a regular looking white guy, just get corn Rows. Dude,
get corn Roads and cut the bottom off your shoes. Bro.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I was gonna say, like, all these like weird TikTok
white people have the same voice.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, they all have the same fucking out the super
fuck because bro shut because she got these same braids
last week.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Bro, he got four different hairstycks. He got the braids,
he got the side part, and he got then and he.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Got that's crazy, he got the XXX going on. This
motherfucker looked like Kid Boo. He looked like Watching Boo.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
It's like the fucking backstage ship with DJ Jaz told
DJ your nigga, you got five different here because.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
In the back Yo, this is crazy, Like that has
cut the souls out of every one of this. Do
you go to the gym?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Like what do you?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Literally just walking around the city? Bear?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
And then the worst part is you put on sneakers
to show us that you are like the rest of us.
We don't know that you are a sinister bitch until
you get to the front of us and we see
the back of that black, dark ass foot that you got.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yes, because one thing that kills me is when because
if you're from here, you don't do this, because you
know what it is. You don't do that in America
when you from here, meaning New York City, five boroughs,
you don't get on the if you having a whole
day you like, Fam, I'm not getting on the training
that is you crazy. By the end of the day,
(45:49):
on my feet is gonna look like old mind. Yo,
fucking Reagan fucking Smith from fucking Vermont. She's coming. She's
wearing her burkeys all day and by the time she
takes some ships off. Bro, it's like FAM, COVID twenty
eight is there?
Speaker 7 (46:05):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I was gonna say I was gonna allude to that,
like like, Bro, there's a reason shoes exist, man, fucking
damn shoes on service.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, Like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Believe like what I'm saying this ship in twenty twenty four, bro,
Like ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Bro, We're not we got flying cars, yo, we are
not long. We're not long for this world.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
And it's all white people's fault.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
No, yepat last year, well we're not having the rag conversation.
White people didn't know that you're supposed to use something
and not just fucking Irish Spring soap on your body yep.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Which by the way is jail soap. You got. There's
a reason why they give that you the niggas a jail.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I got a little bit of money now, but I'm
not gonna let you slam the Irish Spring. Honestly, I
will not let you slander.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
I'm not on my watch.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
No. All I know is that when I babe with
Irish Spring, I come out of that ship and I
feel like my air frar has a. I didn't call dehydrate,
and I imagine that's what it feels like.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah, that that ship will leave you ashy is fun,
But then you got my second.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
You'll be wet, but still ashy. Yeah, that part. I'm like, Yo,
how am I wet? But I'm doing the jay z.
The only psalms I read was on the arms of
my niggas. I'm like writing Bible Scripture on my arms
with my fingernail because I'm so fucking ashy.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
You're doing the You're doing the Constantine ship when you
put your arms together summon an angel.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
But like, what's the alternative?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Like I say, let them keep doing whatever bullshit they're
doing because I'm gate keeping how well nick waba. I
don't want them, Yeah, I don't want them to figure
out that shit exists because as soon as they figure
it out, hello, that ship go up to six dollars
a while.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
And I'm not trying to deal with all that. That part, bro,
when you walk into fucking Keels and they got a
hold for sixty that's what that.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Why you need to we need Irish Sprink to sponsor
our podcast that's gonna be my event.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, we need facts. I respect you boys, man. We
were all empowams.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Can I just say really quickly song of the last
two weeks that I have not been able to I
haven't been able to take it off. And I also
haven't been able to give it. Get it out of
my fucking head. Giving pressure by Rainio Viave. Oh boy,
Oh my god, Bro, you put your sticking balls in
that song.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
That is so far.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Bro, I just being at work, like, is it like
a white bitch like just yeah, let's go back come out.
Oh my god, Bro, that I tell you, I listened
to that at least twenty times a day.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
That is my ship.
Speaker 8 (48:49):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
That is love that.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
It's like a white bitch.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah, a white bitch on coke. That's that's what it
gives me. I can't. I want to get that ship
in the club bro to.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, that means the world.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
I appreciate you, Liz.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Thank you. Listen, we're gonna drink each other off while
we uh go to these commercials. Yeah we'll be right.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah, listen to this. Listen to this Norwegian baby powder commercial.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Right, yeah, welcome back. You know what I'm saying. You
forget You forgot what the window is because you spoke mad.
We but we are back, baby, and it is time
for man bro man man.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Before before we get into that real quick, I just
wanted to shout out thank you Liz for the shout
out earlier before the break, I just wanted to say,
I just wanted to give a quick shout out to
the artist that's on that track with me, Medino Green, Brooklyn,
Brooklyn native.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Shout out to Brooklyn Legends.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Shout out.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
That's the butch queen right.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, shout out Medino on on
on giving pressure.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
And this question is not from Mada, but it is
from Seo Buddy, who says, what is a small everyday
thing that never fails to make you happy? Love the
show left? So a couple of times all day?
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Finally a wholesome question.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Um yes or no? Oh?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
Man who wants to answer first?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
You got oh?
Speaker 4 (50:23):
For me?
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Honestly, something I do every day is a small act
of kindness because that's what helps me be happy. I
love doing little shit, even if you're a stranger, complete stranger,
I don't give a fuck. I love making somebody smile,
whether it's a stranger, somebody I love. I love doing
small things to show people that they matter. Like we
live in a fucked up world. I'm sorry we do
(50:44):
a lot of negativity. We all going through emotional battles.
We have depths, we have we just all as humans
go through so much that I will never waste the
opportunity to try to make somebody say, I don't care
if I'm behind you online, if you're taking too long
to pay for your ship, I'll pay for it if
I feel like you got good energy, and I don't mind.
I love doing ship like that because it just fulfills me.
So yeah, I would say, just do like a small
(51:06):
act of kindness, whether it's for yourself or your family.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Somebody love facts.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
I got to pull up on you on Target and
just be right in line.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
No, I'm not paying for four little Marrows. I can't
bro I can imagine when the bells look like no thank.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
You, Mary Merrow and his family at Merrow and his
family funk around and make Target look like the Gucci store.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Just take a school bus to that bitch.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
In the dollars sections a lot.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
The fact that you even take your children into two stores,
which you says you got money because I would leave
them bitches in a car.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
What about you, guys? What's a small thing y'all do
every day that makes you happy? Oh?
Speaker 3 (51:55):
To me, like my kids is older now you know
what I'm saying. Or they're becoming older, so and I
remember stuff that made me real happy as a kid,
like yo, my pops is here for that, or like
my mom was in for that. They was holding me down.
So just uh like you know, like uh, yesterday my
son had a basketball game and he was playing and
(52:17):
they would losing by like ten points or whatever. They
made a comeback. Everybody's they mad. They like, Yo, it's up. Yo.
We had everybody's man happy, high five in each other
and ship. And then he looked over to me and
he just did like this like let's go. And I
was like, let's almost so a little shit like that,
like making my kids happy makes me happy, you know
(52:38):
what I'm saying. And I'm like, yo, I bought you
with this thing like on some like Yo, let's go outside,
let's go do this thing. Yo. This yo, you haven't
seen paid in fool. Bro. We're we about We're about
to watch that ship as a family. Yeah you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I take piggybacking off of that. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Pretty much just anything like like whenever my doing little
ship for my kids that like I don't really expect
thanks for, but when they do, Like I took my
sons to the Museum of ice Cream this past Sunday,
and uh like right after like it was done, Like
we were waiting to leave and got a little bit
of extra ice cream and Godric, just my oldest son,
he just looks at me, he goes, Dad, thanks for
(53:15):
bringing me here. I had, I had so much fun.
He gave me the biggest hug and I was like,
oh man, that's so great. So just like yeah, anything,
anything really that makes my kids happy makes me happy.
But not involving the kids. A small thing that I
like to do every day that never fails to make
me happy. Well, I don't do this every day because
I don't have time every day, but sometimes I'll wake
up extra early just so.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
That I have like extra time to be a hater.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Why.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
I just love hating.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
I just hating. Hating fuels me. It it just brings me.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
It just brings me peace and like tranquility, and like,
I just love hating. Just hating is so pure.
Speaker 6 (53:59):
It's such a it's such a versatile and such a
such a pure emotion that yeah, you know, hating is
just it's just ingrained in my in my psyche.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
You can put that out into a million different things.
So I thought he was gonna say jerk off because
I was like, word me too.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
That's what I thought he was gonna.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Say to situation bro, I'm gonna shout and beat money
for twenty minutes. Sometimes hating is more powerful than the jerk.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Sometimes you're not horny, you're just hateful.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Sometimes you gotta bust to hate none.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
And then.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Jesus Christ about to go take us to Jada Picky's book,
Y'all Your Life. I'm literally like
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