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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yo, let's hold on there.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I appreciate you, man. This is it I like hanging
out with you know what I'm saying. Off, You know
what I'm saying. When we're not like working, you know,
just chilling, like swimming.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Some time, talking about life and ships, just like you know, smacking.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You see that ship, quick, man, don't bro shout out
to you Barrel for putting this ship together.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, because you know what mothers be like, Yo, let's
have team building exercises and then they go fucking paintballing together.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That ship is corny, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
We should get into a fucking bro.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You know what I'm saying. That's it.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We're gon fight somebody on the bus. Whatever I want
to do. You know what I'm saying. I got my man, Baba.
Dude got the Kennedy fried up the block. He's like, Yo,
just pull up, bro. He got Italian burgers for everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You know what I'm saying. So let me see that.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yo. Did I tell y'all about that? DM on Cod Champagne,
Poppy Drake d m.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Let me see that. Hold on, let me see that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, hold on what he said he said, it's verified
and everything him he.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Said Diablo, mommy, Yo, I don't care if I said,
man said I'm traple.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't even know he knew Spanish?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He had, Oh yeah, he said, he said, Damn, man,
you so fine.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'll eat you with all your clothes on, even if
I spend months shipping rags.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's that's that's like some ship.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I would say, Bro, damn, is he really like that?
What you're gonna do? You want to do? Though?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think I'm gonna suck him.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That should get to the back, bro say that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yo, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What y'all fucked Drake? If I was a bitch, if
he was a bitch, just take that.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Appreciate you byeah?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Would I would throw on some like fashion over ship. Yeah,
I'm saying twenty eight inch Brazilian wavy.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The bundles, yeah yeah, get the jail, get the jail.
Don't chip on tips.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But I'm feeling heard you could.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Lose the tip. You know what I'm saying. I heard
he like white toes. Yeah, I heard that's what I heard.
You know what I'm saying? Oh no, not trying to
not try to me neither. Like I'm just saying, like,
you know, like the motherfucker like that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You know what I'm saying, You got bragged, so you
gotta you gotta come correct, you know what I mean.
Personally me, I'm saying like I would do the classic
like trench coat, nothing under you know what I'm saying,
and just have my titties bouncing crazy. You know what
I'm saying, like just glistening. I put oil on them.
You know what I'm saying before I get out the car. This,
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He real thorough. I see the vision. You thought about
this before, you thought about this before, bro, So let
me tell you what I would do after that. Like
so boom right, I got the fucking trench coat, right,
I got the oiled up titties. Boom You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So then it's not gonna be like a weird mix.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Nah because because like because like boom right, I think
he appreciated. He's like, yo, you're ruined this trench coat
for me, you know what I'm saying. And then I'm
just like, bro, you could not wear you want and
then he gonna buy you another one.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know you know, you know what I'm saying, right, Yeah,
So I was gonna take a wheelchair because I thought
for some reason I would that would.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That would would be hopping for we might like that. God, definitely,
we would definitely.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hell yeah no, bro, But you you're making it. You're
making an excellent case, a great care. You know what
I'm saying. If I was a bit maybe, if I
wasn't a who knows, you know what I'm saying. I
feel like I'm straight personally right now as far as
I know, right right what.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm saying, if it was to be right now, what
would you do?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm saying, But well, we crossed that bitch. When we
get to it, yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
But for now, let's get it to episode thirty But
sing fucking here, damn why because you don't fucking pass
the plot?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You bro? Episode thirty two?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Lig like like mh, I'm lig like like.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up? Baby? We up here?
You know what I'm saying. It's a different environment with
thirty ninth Street whatever. What's then with the studio.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, I actually likes a lounge lounge at the Walter
Lound studios. Baby, they hey, just the place where they
recorded The Infamous. The Infamous by Legend.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Prince Royce.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Prince Roy's, bro, he's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I was about to say. I was like, do you
funk with him more than Romeo or is it like ah, bro, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You know what I want to tell you. Andy opened
up for Prince Royce. He did. He went with him
on tour. I followed him on one with Prince roy
So Prince roy Is had to be the second, my
second favorite celebrity that I have never met. This dude
was so fucking cool, bro, and he sounds better live.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I was about to say.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I was like, Yo, he's a singer for real, because
I was like, I seen him live and I'm like,
damn dog, Like this man got pipes.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Bro, Like yeah, he sounds real good live. He gets
a lot of ship. Look look at her song, look
at so like so like he want a lot of
ship though for like lip singing and stuff. But he
sounds good and like live, he sounds way better live, sounds.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like yeah because it's the record plane in the background.
I done this, that's right pitch episode thirty two. You
know what I'm saying. We got list ball in the house.
Radio over. You know what I'm saying, the bull, this
bitch that you've seen those far you feel me?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, give me, but you know what it is, got
the head tied niggas so you can get even more madic,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And we got of course m soun insane. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Who has just on the record accused Prince Royce say, yo,
you ain't Prince who you Jessicaception Yo, imagine imagine Prince
Royce is like the rage and we have no idea.
He called up Victory like, oh, Hassan, you don't even
know what you're getting into.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Hey, I got homies, don yeh? He's that like hey,
and we gonna have them? Please?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, no, no, because I'm just saying, you know, I've
seen him on Dykeman at El Tina.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know what I'm saying. He trying to He trying
to get on his little funny shit he had on
the Red Hood. He's saying at trying to call me
a little red riderhood. I said, now, funk that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Slender mister.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We need the hill ter, we need the Prince Roy's
hill term. You know what I'm saying, if he does
a song where he's just.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Like being bored, does he scored the whole flock? Still
bb like just like asshole, like asshole, you gotta have
like a.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Ass like Nelli did the double album Sweatsuit like he
does the double album like like yo, yeah, yeah, Yo,
free idea that you go, it's just going to quadruple platinum.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's just go down. You're the bag will be you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Down.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You know what I'm saying. He's out, he's doing it, yo.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But somebody that's not doing it and be talking a
lot yo, because Prince Roy's every word that comes out
of Prince Roy's mouth is a beautiful melody.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Every word that comes out of this motherfucker's mouth is
a Neanderthal grunt. Fucking Joe Rogan brou of course, you
know what I mean? Who has? Who is who is
the most irresponsible nigga with a platform? I have ever seen?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like like flat level irresponsible be like yo, fam, you
know you got mad millions of like.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Bro, Like my ged book is still in the plastic
white people that listen to you like and take your
shit as gospel. And this man came out and said Yo,
at this point, I'm gonna just vote for Trump because
Biden is gone.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Da da da da da.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And the ship that fucked me up was he said, Yo,
his cabinet is gonna run this ship, and his cabinet
is just a diversity shot side show, yeah, which is
like dog whistle for like Yo, it's like yo, there's
women in niggas there like and this is yeah, And
this is what gets me when you're a conservative shill
parading around as a centrist.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Coward, because that's what the fuck because that's a coward. Yeah,
because that's because that's all Joe Rogan is. Like I've
been fell off the Joe Rogan train because like I
wised up to what the fuck he be doing. He
parades his platform around like this centrist place where anybody
can show up and say anything. Oh yeah, it's a
it's a it's a haven for free speech, and like,
oh it doesn't matter, like I'll talk to anyone, and
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it's like, no, motherfucker, we clearly know what's going on.
You Like, you're like sixty eight years old, your brain
is fried from all the raw venison and no vegetables
in your fucking diet and you think it's cool to
have people up there that's gonna fucking fan the flames
of internet motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than
to listen to you on Spotify for four goddamn hours.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I can't listen to nothing, fam, I love my deep
out kill myself. If you're like, yo, you gotta hit
listen to Hell on Earth for four hours straight?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No, Like it's ridiculous, nah nah man and and and
the problem, and that's that's my issue with these with
these platforms, is that, like it's always you know, late
stage capitalism. Obviously this ship is going, this shit is
in the sinker already, but like one of the pitfalls
of late stage capitalism where capitalism in general, is that
like it's always, always, always money over everything, all the right,
(09:37):
money over morals, money over principle. And like Joe Rogan
is an example of that. He's been doing this too
long and he's way too profitable for Spotify or YouTube
or whoever to say anything, to say anything, So like
when you have a motherfucker on there, like what's the
proud boy dude? Like I forget his name, Like anyway,
who gives a shit fuck him, who gives a ship
what his name is. But when you have that guy
(09:59):
on there, you can't.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You can't. You can't then be like, oh, well it's
okay because he had Bernie on there. You know what
I mean? You know what I'm saying, evens out? Yeah,
and like no, it doesn't fucking even out because listen
to you are like, yo, fuck Bernie, were rocking with
this guy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You know what I mean, because you you kind of
lead them, you know what I'm saying, Like a host
always will kind of not force you in a certain direction,
but if you fuck with them, you'll you'll.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Kind of yo.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Joe's a smart guy. Like let me,
he'd be working out, he'd beating deer.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I'm gonna tell you. When I was a teenager, right,
we all had those friends with older siblings that were
fucking crackheads. Right. And these crackheads probably when you're thirteen,
they look cool because you know, they probably got a
dim lit room, neon signs and shit all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Smoking crack.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, they smoking crack. Probably get you a little weed
on a good day. They'll let you play hooky at
the crib. But would you give them a fucking multi
million dollar deal on Spotify. Yeah, what the fuck are
we doing this, bitch? This baldass bitch got apple sauce
for brains. Bro, Apple sauce just a pure ray of fruits.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Right, You're right, because the nigga does combat sports, Bro,
and he does be getting pushing the head.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Or did or did right? Like he Yeah? Because I
feel like he. I feel like he's still be training
his ship, Bro, And it's not like he's like, Yo,
I want to go with no pads. You know what
I'm saying. Raw Dog just pushed me dead at my temple, Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I feel like this is the final level of fear
factor and it's fucked up that he's taking us on
this journey.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
He's like, Yo, how scary can you make the country
for y'all? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And it's also like, when you have a platform like that,
you have a responsibility to your audience, right, You have
a responsibility to your audience not to expose them to dangerous, volatile,
fucking people like I would have never known, Like I
would have never known half the motherfuckers he has on
there if he never had them on there. You know
what I mean, It's like that's like victory, like like
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everybody like people like us because we three we three
fuck New York motherfuckers that that get up here and
we talk our ship and like it's funny and it's entertaining.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So we have a responsibility to our audience not to.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Bring fucking weirdos and fucking incendiary, volatile motherfuckers up here.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't want to cut you off, you know, but
I do want to introduce since you were saying that
like that right wing situation is very profitable, and you know,
I want y'all to win.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You know what I'm saying. I want you to.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Succeed in life, you know, uh, emotionally, spiritually, especially financially.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So that's why I brought in h fourth mic. You
know what I'm saying. He's gonna be here in like
five minutes. Charlie Kirk. I don't know if you ever
heard of him. No, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's a very punishable name.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I think it's like Ben Shapiro, splen the Ben Shapiro.
But y'all not like that's the crazies shit to me.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's just like if I brought a motherfucker in like that,
Like I wouldn't be like I wouldn't be able to sleep, bro,
I have to take four zands to fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That no see and like And that's and that's the thing, right,
I don't know who the fuck that is?
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You see how that ship works?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Like if you want to like I'm listening, if you
want to be that and do that, cool, but do that,
you know what I mean, like like bringing it back
to that video, then why don't you just say that,
you know, just be that guy?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Don't play both sides that I.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hate that ship, bro, j Rogan and fuck Alex Jones
and you know who else? Fuck merrow bro because because
last night I'm going to sleep, right, I see a
little nice seven pm in Brooklyn promo? Who do I
see if not mister Man of the Methods being a
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guest on his show. I look at my phone. Maybe
I missed a text message. I'm gonna kill you today,
going to kill yo yo, listen so yo.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
He said, like it's an open door for anybody here.
You know what I'm saying. It's open door. Pull up
anytime it's bad love. If there's a vibe. So I
told this. I was like, Yo, come up. You know
what I'm saying, whatever you want, and she's like, bet
gave it the address.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
They booked certain guests that fell through, and then they
were like surprise method man, and I was just like,
I fucking roll with the punches.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I ain't know, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I pulled up and I was just like, who's this
guy with this other guy in a very expensive BMW
smoking weed.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I was like, she got the finest fucking man walking
on this realm of the earth.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I told that too. I was like, yo, bro, you
I'm saying you was in the men's Health. He was
in the men's health. Look at healthy than the mother
looking why healthy? Mighty healthy? You know what I'm saying.
Like he's just you know, you know what I mean.
We have a little black man therapy session up there.
You know what I'm saying. It was a good time.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But I told him, I was like, yo, listen, my
call is on Victory, Like thanks, you're a phenomenal person.
I didn't say nothing crazy like sexual. I was like,
this a phenomenal person, so will we run up?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You know what I'm saying. The second round. You know
what I mean. Obviously you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, that's not gonna save you, Broy.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
This last night, like, bro, physically prepare.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I took a migrant twenty pushes before I came to
shoe because I don't want to get sucked up.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, I speaking of tick no
glass now, yo.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Motherfuckers are really trying to band TikTok in America and
they move so fucking fast, the fastest I have ever seen.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
My I was just saying, my old ass, like I'm
sixty eight, but my dumb ass has seen mag government
shut downs.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Mad Like, Yo, we can't agree on this, so we're
gonna shut the government down with tat.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
They were like, yeah, we agree.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Get these Chinese motherfuckers out of here, like we don't
like this ship, like we need the American money to
stay in America.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like that's really what I'm like.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Bro, Come on, but look, there's a lot of speculation,
and I want to hear from y'all because you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I like to hear the youth.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
You know, you know what's going on with the ticket
with the tiki talking yeah, the ticking and the talking.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Then he goes and it's not even a clock. Well
what are you young whipper snappers? Shows doesn't even till
the time cause it's nuts. So some people saying it's
pressure from Israel. You know what I'm saying. Three poun's nine.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Some people saying it's because they want a pressure TikTok's
parent company to sell you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Uh, you know what I'm saying. But I think the
real reason is Chinese propaganda.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You know what I'm saying, Like they seeing the youth,
you know what I mean, Like I know my kids school,
they learn Chinese. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It
used to be Spanish, like Spanish and French. Now you're
getting Chinese.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So I see. You know what I'm saying. The conspiracy
to turn on our children into Chinese children.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
That is such an old take. You're really an old
man at heart, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
They want everybody, every kid coming out of the Bronx
to be like China Mac. You know what I'm saying,
Holy ship, yo. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
It's China bag is a sleeping so no but I like,
to me, I think on some old head like then
eighteen dollars in the watch shar My take on it
is like, yo, I think it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Y'all are the billionaire class? Is like, yo, chill bro,
Like we can't have like these forum. Yeah you know
what I'm saying, Like y'all that y'all y'all can come
over here and make money.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Nah, this is this is my block. It's like drunk
dealer ship.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
You can't pump over here like I'm gonna light you
shit up.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Like that's a fact.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And to me, that's all it is, bro. Because Tarini's point, Bro,
theysage capitalism.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
We like in a rocket ship towards that ship. So
I'm like, this shit is all about money, bro, Like
fuck propaganda, and I really think.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's about money and education.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
TikTok is a is a fucking Yes. You could say
what you want about TikTok, but just be doing hip
dances and all that. But TikTok is an app where
you can learn, bro. Yeah, And it's unfiltered learning, Like
it's not it's not a machine for the government to use,
and that's what they want to make it into it.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, so damn we can't control the social media. That's crazy, bro,
Like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Like we got people calling Joe Biden a fucking cracker,
Like you can't filter the internet, bro.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's I mean, like I feel like I said this
either thirty or thirty one, but the Internet moves faster
than light, and like, you can't control You can't control
the populace when you cannot keep up with the data
they're consuming. And TikTok moves faster than the fucking speed
of light.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
And also these algorithms are are painstakingly curated in such
in a way so specific that like you, all three
of us could be scrolling on TikTok for an hour
plus and not see the same post at all, you
know what I'm saying, So like uh And also like
another thing, I just want to point out, they're not
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they're not They're not banning the app, so to speak,
Like that's not like the point of the bill is
not to ban the app. The point of the bill
is restricting data transfers from overseas to Bite Dance's host country,
which is China. So the idea is, like we don't
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want American data like being being sort of funneled and
shoveled into another superpower, which is also kind of silly
because I forget his name, but the CEO of TikTok
his name is Show. I think the show something and
he and he was he was at Congress like a
while ago, and I think he's been going consistently for
like years now. And every time they question him, it's
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just a bunch of old white dudes who have no
idea what the fuck they're talking about. And they're like, oh, well,
how well, what's what's going on with this data? So
like are you are you giving data? Are you giving
American private data to these to your to your homeland
of China, And he's like, I'm from Singapore. I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Questions about China every single time.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I don't know, Yeah, is a Chinese company. Show is
from Singapore and uh. And they've already established multiple times
that all American data servers are in Texas, so they
don't so they don't leave American soil, so to speak,
because it's data, so it's not really like tangible, but like,
but the s in America. But again that's like we
(20:46):
got to take his word for it, you know what
I mean. It's it's like a you can show all
the paperwork, you can show the paper trail, you know
it's right here. Look, but we have no idea what's
going on behind the scenes. And if we know anything
about the American government, they love doing things behind the scenes,
so obviously they're gonna be suspicious of other companies doing
things behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
The ship that got me fucked up about this whole
situation and got me dying laughing because I'm a nihilist, uh,
is that everybody is against the ship, Like everybody on
TikTok is against the ship. Like the like the country
bros doing from that says like gun on it. Yeah
(21:26):
the guy was s excepting piercings, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Like they're both like, man, fuck this, you know, bro,
what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Like, yeah, you might not want to sell data to
the Chinese, but bro, we're living in America like that,
what's out there?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
We legit don't have We barely have any fucking rights
left in this country. We are in a constant state
of chaos. You can't go to the fucking movie theaters
to the mall. You can't even go to church without
expecting somebody to shoot that bitch out.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You can't ask for you kiss any kids to school
without thinking, Yo, all right, I'm gonna be able to
maybe pick my child up when I get home.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You know, it's crazy. When we was kids, we did
fire drills. These niggas don't do five drills no more.
They do active drills, sheltering place drills. They call the
sheltering places like it could bequake.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
It don't matter, bro, because when it happens, that's where
your body's gonna be. My thing is like, bro, what
are we doing? Like, yeah, of course you wouldn't want
to sell something to another another country. But I'm thinking
about us as Americans and what we're already going through.
We gott to fuck up election. We have so many
of our rights being stripped away. We got proud boys,
(22:36):
straight up fucking Nazis protesting. We have people blocking aid
and food to going into a place that's being fucking obliterated.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Ye crazy, And we're worried about a.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Fucking app that teaches people too much, that makes that
take oh that shortens your attention spans.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
We're okay with blowing up children. We're not okay when
you learning how to make for katcha bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah that note. I hope that y'all enjoy this
commercial for Peruvia for katcha bread.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
You know what I'm saying, legity life, a legity light light.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
This Victory Light podcast. You are listening to episode thirty
two with the certified yeapper Lama and Kim Marrow himself
and uh to end the TikTok conversation, I just want
to say, banning a social media app before we ban
assault rifles in a country where kids are dying due
to them, And as a father of two sitting next
to a father of four sitting next to a daughter
to you know.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
What I'm saying to a father and.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, sitting next to the sun insane next time, you
know what I mean, Banning a social media app before
we ban assault rifles in this country. This country is
a joke. This ship is fucking dead. We are cooked,
and uh, let's not act like. Part of the reason
isn't that the overwhelming majority of TikTok users are uh
seing this conflict. UH, this global conflict for what it is,
(24:04):
a genocide, and the sort of pacification campaign of the
side doing the genociding UH is not benefiting from the
exposure that they're getting in. It is the contrary that's happening.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
From beautifully said fire, from what when I say fire?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Bro, Like you just hit a three, Like I just
dropped a crazy sixteen.
Speaker 10 (24:29):
Marco, my gods, my gods, big man, like Righty dropping Florida.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So from what very serious word to a very unseious one,
the stand was Bro, break down the stables for me
because now I am. That makes me feel fucking wa
wash because it's a he takes me back to the
fucking meet me into Mecula, you know what I'm saying?
Like that that classic Twitter historic moment where Bro went
to fight over Kobe Bryant recipes.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
He wasn't even passed away yet, but the nigga.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Went and drove ninety miles to go fight somebody in
another city to defend Kobe Bryant's honor. Bro, Like that
is a level of standum that I thought I would
never see again, but apparently.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yes we were. Somebody took a full fucking flight a
full flight to a Cardi A Cardi B fans house
pulled up was willin was trying to beat the shit
out of them. It was a Nicki Minaj fan. Obviously
he flew out there. He got arrested for fucking stocking charges.
(25:46):
I'm trying to find because both of them are insane.
One of them, the Cardi fan posted a video of
him outside his crib and I was like, Yo, whoever
want to fight? If you?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
If you?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
If you? He was like, Nikki tanked Taylor Swift is terrible,
like trying to antagonize fans. O post it outside his crib.
He was like, if you want to pull up, pull up?
Nikki fan got on a fight pulled up on him
a flight, Yes, bro, try to fight him. There was
a whole The dude went online the whole time. His
pops come out, call the cops. He gets stalking charges,
(26:18):
stalking in assault charges. Bruh.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
That's crazy to me because it's like, Yo, I get mad.
I've been mad, yo, Like I want to shoot this
motherfucker mad? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Like, Bro, I'll shoot you in your neck, bro, and
walk around and walk away, not even run away, like
I walk away.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Look at every security came up. I've been that mad.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I have never been mad enough to stay mad while
taking my shoes off through TSA. You know what I'm
saying with my shoes on, I'm fully bald, you know
what I mean? Like the ship has grown and I
got the Homa Simpson like ring around the rosy. I'm
sitting there in a sweatsuit. That stinks because I like,
you know, airplane.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Brow when you in the airport. I'm not like my
mom's when she find the dales dressed like Fu and
Jaqueline Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'm like, I'm trying to stay cozy. How do you
stay fucking mad after a whole flight?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Would you like the the butternut squash ravioli or the
chicken for your in flight meal today? How do you
stay back to all that?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
What the fuck?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And I know this is like a fucking five hour
flight because the motherfucker definitely And it's two dudes like
y'all listen, man, y'all are embarrassing us.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Bro, speaking of volatile conservatives. What's that that gay kid?
Christian Walker? Father's in the home. Yeah, father in the home.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
No, because yeah, because like like I mean, we don't
know how old the flight catcher is, right, Like, we
don't know how all that.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
We know that they're like under twenty one, but we're
assuming they're under twenty one.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Like, yo, I don't know. I don't care how old
my sons are. The father's in the house, Like, I
don't care how old my son. Like if I'm asking
what are you doing? Where are you going? Where are
you going for?
Speaker 11 (27:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You're catching a whole flight for what purpose? Why are
you a fucking jet blue dot com? You know what
I'm saying, Well, then I'm gonna go no, no, no,
You're not doing that. What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I don't care how old you are. Yeah, you could
be my son, you could be forty five. I'm like, yo, listen,
my man, Yeah, look at me in my eyes, you're forty.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Five years old.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You're forty five years old, and you're gonna go fight
a guy over Nicki Minajah.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I would have said it like MICKI me nuts, Miki
me nuts.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Apparently this dude has a history. He pulls up on
people that talks bad about Nikki and fights that stoping.
There's other videos and clips of him pulling up on
people and the crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You know what, maybe Ni maybe banning TikTok's not idea
walking back they said.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
He was like Yo, they burned the wrong app, bro.
They should have canceled out Twitter and it should have Oh.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yo, listen.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Man going on tour to fight for Nikki Benaja's honor
is fucking nuts, bro.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
If you rack them sky miles motherfuckers, Because you know,
I'm just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Thinking about how annoying it is to be at the airport,
go through t say do all of this ship? You
doing this just premeditated beating somebody's eyes.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's it. And you're saying it and you just get
alert on your app.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You know your flights with the little circle you's been
delayed two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You had a different gate. You like, oh my god,
I'm still sucking mad like I got it, Like I
don't know, man, I just at the airport bar ship
like matter you could have.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
You could have been in the crib creating White Michael
Jackson on Dragons Dogma.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Two, creating anybody.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, Giga chat you very old certified Apple. Somebody make
Dydy somebody, somebody gotta make everybody my Twitter aby, somebody
make my Twitter avatar on Dragons Dogma two please.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You already knows they could have flame us.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
But once they made once they made Liz's wrestling promo,
I was like, oh no, this is taking off.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I know how that.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
But yeah, Bro, you could have been in the crib
making Eisenberg. You know they making fucking sway Lee. Bro,
you this ship looks crazy because you got Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
They got Timmothy Charalamade, they got fucking Mike, they got
fucking he said Heisenberg, they got they got.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Charlie and Frank.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's always.
Speaker 12 (30:28):
Yeah, Charlie, you gotta come with me. There's this dragon
at the end of the raffine. Trust me, Trust me,
I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Frank, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I can't even read. I don't even know what the
squirrel say. Franzel, what's a dragon? What's a dragon? I
don't even know. Listen. I found out.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I just.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Dragon on the rapper. Listen. I just found out that
Dennis's mother, who was a whoa with this dragon.
Speaker 12 (31:05):
Listen, because I'm gonna go on the trash man but
I'm gonna go as trash and I'm gonna put armor
over the trash right, and then I'll beat the armor
trash and I'm gonna walk in.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And Charlie, I need I need your help. I need
your help, Charlie.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Please, Dragon's Dog, the Gang saves the Kingdom or whatever.
Oh ship bro shut. Shout out to Capcom Bro, Yo
for real a cap com.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Nothing for giving us mad options that we don't need,
but we're gonna use because well, who would you create?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Who would you create? Damn? I'm not a sister.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I create me first, and then I would create me
and my brother. My sister used to do this all
the time. We would just draw each other. But we
would just fold the piece of paper and like three
pieces and be like, yo, you dry the top half,
like I draw my head and my shoulders and ship,
and it passed it on to my sister.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
She draw like the middle, and then my brother would
draw like the bottom and like or you know, switch
or er whatever. Every single time I got drawn, I drew.
Every time I drew my top half there having some
tall you know what I'm saying, boy, shoulders and ship.
My sister got the middle. I got the wild belly.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I got mad head. I'm we're thirteen. I got mad
chest head ship with one long ass, so it's like you're.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Doing the top. Then they got to fill in the
middle and the other person fills out the bottle. My
brother always drives. We would always drove me with a
tiny ass meat, you know what I'm saying. And just
like stink lines like you know what good him.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
It should be able to dream, bro, like drove me
with a.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Big ass meat.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Bro, Listen, who would you who would you make with this?
With this possibility? Because Andy and Dragon's dog mat.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yo with some arm crazy, I probably do the man
twist the knife, flames twist the knife. Yeah, bro.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
If I when I I pre ordered the game obviously,
and when I get it, I'm making vibes cartel.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Bro. If there's online capabilities from you, I'm turning them.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I'm having my mic on the whole time every party
I joined, I'm gonna just start yelling, big fuck cocky,
make your pussy cop.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Me.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I tell you say, I beg you fuck, make the
perfect May I tell you I said, may I beg
your fuck? Every time I slay dragon.
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, yeah, you got to give my away and watching
it like me like wash my face with the kig
so yo vibes. Why are you bought something yellow?
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Get outside getting the Jamaica sign and get a tame bro.
Yeah you're a black beery. Take a snap shot. Bro,
I fucking love that song. Beg you I fuck is.
The implications of that song are crazy, but it go
crazy every time. Every time. Bro, that's dance on for you.
Be like you mean saying yo.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
One of my favorite videos of your brother is fucking
he be like Yo, you never just been sitting around
and be.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Like, I'm like, Yo, tell me you grew up in Brooklyn.
When I tell him you broke grew up.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
In Brooklyn, I'll tell you what we was that as
the only Dominicans on that side, Bro. Only other Dominicans
was my cousin. But it was straight Jamaicans. Bro. So,
I fucking love dance.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Jamaica newsh Ship.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Actually, I'm not sure if that's like truly me wanted
to let me walk that back a little bit, but
apparently it's up to Jamaica now. So he was centenced
by the British courts because you know, Jamaica colonialism, blah blah.
They still pad of wigs on that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Britain was like you're going to jump ever, and now
they're like, let's leave it up to Jamaica. Bro, we
got we got.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
It's important ship over here to worry about. So now
it's up to the government of a small Caribbean nation
to decide whether or not one of the most popular stars.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Stays in jail or not. Hmmm, yeah, we know how
that goes.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Come on this Nick is coming out on stage with
Phil Collins next year, Reckae Sun Splash. Bro we got Bro,
we got our own, we got our own vibes cartel.
And his name is Omegan. He don't He's the only
one that could get away with like sing talking yo.
(35:29):
He don't sing. He don't sing a single note if
you're talking them shit.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That is the Managan version of Guru from Gangstar.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
He's just busy. Yeah, Bro, I don't know what it is, Bro, because.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
He'd be wearing the most outrageous ship like Bro, you
definitely went to the Forever twenty one clearance rack and
got dressed straight from there, like top to bottom.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
But then he'd be on stage and be like, what
it is about Dominican man, especially like over forty. Maybe
you could answer, is they love dressing like Pitches from
two thousand.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
But I don't know what it is. I think maybe
if I had hair, I might fall into that trap.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I feel like if you was born in the Dominican Republic,
it will be different.
Speaker 13 (36:12):
But I think my mom.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I think my mom knew that. Listen, not that.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I think my mom pictured that in her head and
was like yo when she could, that's sorry, like I
got she got pregnant over there. She's like your anchor
baby status, like yo, we have an you and say
lukes Nigga like, so that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So thank you Mom. You know what I'm saying, because
now I look like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
The house instead of like Omega, which you know what
I'm saying, it'sa bro.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Please for all our listeners speaking of Omega and for there,
if you're not Dominican and you don't know who that is.
And how we was talking about how Dominican men over
forty they like, for some reason, just out of nowhere,
get comfortable in their masculinity, sexuality expression, gender expression, whatever.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Look up.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
I was gonna say, look up Donadio on Google Images, yes,
and tell me and find any recent photo of him
and tell me that he doesn't dress like the Albinos assassins.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I swear to God, yo, and the only ship Bro.
I love our people, bro, because Yo, don't you little
got there family. It'll be like, see they're dead fast.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
So whatever the which is like Dominicans, that motherfucker will
come out on stage and it'll just be like yeah,
and he'll just stand there and be like yep and
like shake his hips a little bit and everyone's like
a cool baby, honey do sexy?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Whoa Yeah, He'll say whatever, and he'll do all of
that in like Conway fishnets and like a le and
a leather duster in one hundred and three degree weathers.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Bro, well nothing gloves on and yeah yeah bro like
like he yeah, like one purple dread. Yeah, shout out
to bro. He embraced the Caribbean. Report Baby, I'm too sexy,
honey baby.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
The funniest part about that joke was that me and
Merral was talking and Rainy was in the corner already crying.
He was trying to hold it up.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
When we get video, it's gonna be a problem. Just
be over here screaming for myself.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Committed. It's just a fucking tight single of coo shout.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Man, holy ship, god, damn, that's crazy. Uh m hm
oh speaking of celebrities, man, oh god our guy Rocket.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (38:59):
Already wow, okay, already, already.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
He's out here, bright and again.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I will throw the bad hop potato to the youth,
because I don't know what the this motherfucker's I here
doing in these streets.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I think Drake, he thinks that he's regular. Still, I
think that I think that he like he's sliding in
two women's d ms with the same like garbage dusty
pickup lines.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
As like any other normal dude.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
What the And I think that's why the girlies are
posting it and like clowning him, because it's like, yo,
you Drake.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Was funny to me that there was a girl who
posted the screenshot of him texting her d M and
her I people are calling her like dumb, They saying,
yo you you you fumble the bag? You did all this, bro,
These women are getting fucked and and that's it, Like
there is there is nothing attached to this.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
There's no bag to fumble. You might you make it.
I mean, you might fumble a burkin, like you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
But like that, it's like it's like a pro and
con situation, Like you know what I'm saying, me being me,
you know what I'm saying, Like if you know what
I'm saying, if I was uh in that situation, you
know what I'm saying. And I was a woman, a
young woman, you know what I'm saying. And I was
on financial hard times.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
And ship like I would try to secure some type
of arrangement, you know what I'm saying. It's just like, yeah, yeah,
I don't know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Bro, You're not a fan of my art, you know
what I'm saying, Like you don't like my you know
what I'm saying, Like, you're not here because you like
the fucking poetry that I was reading.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
You're here because you like my taste.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
So that being said, you know what I'm saying, Let's
let's make this mutually beneficial for both of us.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You know what I'm saying. LA's capitalism. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Uh uh d eyes of raps. So I can't get
a job as a teacher. You know I'm saying, so, yeah,
I mean, help me out, you.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Know what i mean, buy me a tech to know
that if you was a woman, you would be selling pussy.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That's all I would. I would one thousand selling pussy.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Like so not even on something like yo, it's easy,
you know what I mean, Just on something like I'm
I'm like, like, I'll be fucking you know.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
It's also like if you listen, if you gotta, if
you gotta live under a white supremacist patriarchy.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Anyway, you know what I'm saying, you might as well
game the system, like Yo, a word? Oh you are,
you're going to call the cops on me. But guess what,
I'm put my dick in your butt for this context.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
You want, I'm gonna be Yeah, no, if if I
was if I was a woman in Drake's house, everything
he hands me, I'd be like, what did you do
to my drink?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You want what?
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, it was funny. I was gonna say this before
we started taping. But me and my homegirl, me and
my best friend Jody, we have this game. There's a
stake with not just not Drake fans, it's Drake Stands right.
So Drake fans are different than Drake Stands. Drake Stands are.
They'll punch you in the mouth if you say it
in like Octago very own.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
They are also all men for some reason. Drake stands.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Damn, you're right. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
They're all grown ass men. I've never seen. I've never
met a female Drake Stands.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
There at a level where you become like, like you're saying,
like there's a very clear line between.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Like Drake fans and Drake Stands. Drake Stans will fight you.
Drake fans are just the guys that are in the
club that get drunk with their homies that you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
We love we love Drake fans because because they're normal people.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
And then they get drunks, they go home and everything's regular.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Me and my homegirl, we played this game right. Whatever
we would be like at a party, we'll go to
the to the car, have a little hot box session
and we'll have one one or two of our boys
and we'll ask them, yo, if you was a bitch, that.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Was a bit. He was a bitch, right, you was
a bitch?
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Right? And you was about to meet up with Drake,
how would you be? And will that ass convince them
that they're in a safe place and they could share
this with us and they will sit there and tell us.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Bar for bar, detail the whole fantasy.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
What they would wear, how they would have their hair,
what's their body type, what they would do, what they
would take with them on their nights.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No, not the whole bag, bro, imagine like your heart,
like I can imagine your hardest friends like you, you
most gangst.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
A friend like you with a liz and shit, you know,
saying just out here chilling, how you you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
And then you ask that question and they go, well,
first of all, yeah, first of all, I'm popping out
with the with the gel nails, never ACRYLICI we do.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
The twenty eight inch Brazilian wavy and little.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Party cuban on cuban my shit and layers how curbing
on curban.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
And let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
My mom's is Dominican, right, So she put me on
the game and I got a fucking half a gallon
and let me sow bro half.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
A gallon and let me souse playing those games out here.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
My question for y'all in mats, like if y'all was bitches, bro,
what would you wear on your one night stand with Drake?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
This is what I wear on one night staying with Drake,
because I know Drake or what I from? What do
you mean by that?
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Do you mean?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
No? No, that's how to walk out of social From
what I know of Drake, what I would wear is
like Cam's pink mink. You know what I'm saying, Like
just like hip hop his like the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame memorabilia ship like hip hop. You know
what I'm saying, and be like, Yo, these are rock
him socks.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You know what I mean. It's just like because he's
like a hip hop nerd.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
You know I'm saying on the low Dan, like you
know what I'm saying, but under the under the like
the mank or whatever would be like you know what
I'm saying, some like into me ce like fucking majeride
type ship like a tube top like some sexy ship.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Because it's like, Bro, I know you're trying to fuck me, bro,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like we're not here
to play drink on the first night.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Hell yeah, why not? You know what I'm saying, Like, listen,
if you don't fu Richude on the first night, do
not listen.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
To Marrow end up as one of the Future's baby
my life.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yo, he got it.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
He got so many bars where he's like, yo, I
trick on all of them. I don't care, like I'll
I'll buy you whatever.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
The fun you want, like I love it for them
until they have a kid.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
And then the Republican government to come out. They're like, nah,
that's your problem broken, get out of here.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
But hell yeah, bro, I'm a thigh. You know what
I'm saying, Get me lit you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Bro, I'm like that my whole.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
If I like you, it don't matter who you are.
If I like you, I'm putting out how you think,
how you think I ended up with the only never mind.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Mind man. They don't like it when I get into that.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
But you know what I'm wearing if I if I
if I meet up with Drake, you know what I'm wearing.
I'm wearing a Burberry trench with nothing underneath and my
m F doo mask And then I'm talking and then
I'm talking my dick and balls behind my legs and
I'm closing them like fucking buffalo bills, silence of the lamps,
(46:36):
and I opened the trench real slow, and I go
in my in my doom voice, I go, would you
fuck me?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I fuck me?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
I fucked me hard, super villain slit in your party
for free. Drake's going, oh yes again, yes.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Said say it to me, talk to.
Speaker 8 (47:02):
Me and.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I need something something. You're not escaping this, no, not
a long because because bitch.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I created this game. So so this is what I
would do, right, I would. I would wear one to
rain these crap tops. That's the first thing I.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Was, Yeah, this is going already.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Pull up. I pull up with the with the with
with some good drink, some good drinks, some good weed.
We're gonna sit down and have a good time. And
then I'm gonna uncover his childhood trauma and we're gonna
figure out what the fuck is wrong with him. That's
what We're gonna try to find a way to make
him cry, but a good cry. It's like a shrowm
cry cry. Yeah, yeah, that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
You see, you see how this is why bro like
man ain't ship, Bro, we like don't get some money.
It's like I was just I want to hear I would.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
I don't know why he gives strippers there his numbers,
Like you don't got to do this, baby.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
That's crazy, Holy bro, Yo, when I was going to
fucking Crazy Horse on Boston Road, I knew not to
give strippers by number B. That's the recipe for homing
Crazy Horse on Boston Road. Yes, and yo, listen google
that ship. And when we come back for this break,
Rainy having any doing.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yes, he's rubbing his head, bro, like he's doing a
postgame conference. He just lost Game seven and the five
Crazy Horse on somethn Boulevard. Look it up.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
It's just permanently closed on Google bazool be right back
right after this fucking commercial from German.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Hampsteads liter Litery, Like, Yo, what back, you cowards?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
This podcast is brought to you by the empty cup
of Rainey's ice coffee because he was here like two
hours before us.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
The only one that's ever on time.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Which is funny because the last skip was me being late,
and I'm like, what, that's never happened.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
He's like, Yo, they're being TikTok before they Yeah, yeah,
you know what I'm saying. God damn man, you know
it's never late white women. That was the worst. I'm
just I'm gonna lay up line right now. That just
went far off the rims and crowd. Now. But Yo,
(49:37):
this whole.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Situation with Kate Middleton and like the Royal family, people
are saying that Shorty's gone missing. You know what I
mean because they they they every photo that comes out,
they're like, yo, they photoshopped this, so it's something like
off you know what I mean. She hasn't been seeing
in public for that long. When they released photos off
finally there was photoshopped and I was like, yo, first
(50:00):
of all, you know what I'm saying, I just heard
the fin shit in my head like, don't mean coin soy,
I don't understand what the fuck any of this ship means.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
You know what I'm saying, Because I'm like, I don't
know what the fuck this shit means.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
The ship is man important to white people though, you
know what I'm saying. So this is my wife is
a Caucasian, and I was like, Heather, what the fuck
is going on with this ship?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
And She's like, I don't know. He's like, can you
help me make a ppm J for Marty th Sunchbox.
I was like, Bro, what kind of white woman.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
You have?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I'm like, Yo, hold on, listen, what kind of white woman? Bro?
Fucking this bitch has every DMX.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Album physical physical copies, bro in CD book.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
I'm like, Yo, what the fuck? I'm like, Yo, every
time I need like white information, you never got it, Bro,
you never got it. You're supposed to be my liaison.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Come on to the white community, of the white community,
and you ain't telling me y'all.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Remember this song got thrown on j kwan Hood. Get
in the car. You gotta see seeries XM fly on.
Come on, man, I need to know about white people.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah, goddamn it my neighbors. But I don't know what
the fuck is going on with this ship? Man, Like
I think the the and why do people care? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:11):
So I think what's happening is that like we're in
a we're in a climate now where like everything is
televised and like everything is posted. You gotta post everything
or it didn't happen, and I think, like, this is
just one of those classic cases. I mean, I hope
she's all right, but I think I think you try
to hold up, you try to ll the OLI guard. Bro,
it's not even that.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
I just think maybe she just like eloped and fucked
off somewhere. Yo. You know, maybe she got sick.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
Of being in the public eye all the time, every
day forever and was just like, fuck this, I'm out.
She has the resources to disappear if she you know
what I mean. So hopefully that's what happened. I hope
she's alright, because like, what the fuck that's scary.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
She's just ya, I'm out of here, bro, I'm done
with this whole shows Go and living peace.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, maybe she's going in bro.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Maybe she got a sunky punky call it. Yeah, she
went to event start and never came back.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Just I think the AI pictures didn't help because everybody's like,
where the fuck is this pitch, and then they drop
an AI picture of her three kids fingers all fucked up.
Now you really you feed in the conspiracy theories?
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, come on, go on Instagram live and be like, yo,
I'm here, I'm good. You know she's mingo at having
by the water, having a uncle cho right now as
we speak. Bro, let her live her best life.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
The best six monthsling of her life with.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Some nigga named Kloudo. Yeah, when not Cloud or some
dude named Aracio.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
So shout out to Kate and her ratio. You know
what I'm saying. And ratio is long ass braids. You
know what I mean, she's out of here.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Another woman who was another Caucasian woman who is fucking
out of here is yes, Jewels, you know what I'm saying.
Who got tired ensued by Yeezy Corp by way of
fucking Milo yis like, what the fuck? Bro?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
What kind of SIMS five fucking sim City bullshit?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Is this?
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Like, that's a wild ass way to get fired, To
get an email that says obviously you are fired, yours
yours gracefully or whatever it said. Milo skoeping about down Apopolis.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yo is bro. But shout out for having like the
longevity that she had.
Speaker 8 (53:36):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
She made mad money and she been got her. They've
been getting her out of the paint for.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
The longest time because didn't she have a like a
hidden Twitter page just talking shit about black women talking
about black.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
And then she and then she was just like, yo,
what's up my niggas? They got a video jumping in
the van like little black what somebodniggs. Then she went
to Africa and she did like.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yo, those are the worst kind of bitches. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I rather I rather you be
one hundred percent racist in my face. Call me everything,
call me every every word you want.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
Then to you, you'll be on a hitten account talking
about black women, dy and amen, and then talking about them.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah, I think like a lot of a lot of
like a lot of white women that do that, they
just get like bb L brain. They took the because
they took the cells out of your cranium as opposed
to you know.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
They got the buckle fat.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they just they just
do away with a few wrinkles and then they put
those wrinkles you.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Know in the in the I don't know, man school,
like fucking like Hannibal. Yeah, and just fucking take the
top of it. Just hit it with a and eat
it and eat it with a nice k and some father.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
It's very smooth. I have I have nothing to say
in defense of her. She'd been talking about black women.
Speaker 5 (54:57):
You.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
I hope they sue you.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
They are, they are forty.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
They win for a hefty seven will bro seven million.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Seven million, un million, which was seven paper Brooklyn, which
we have met the man on the other day.
Speaker 8 (55:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, yeah, how great. God kill myself there. It's gonna
be a problem. It's gonna be Oh no, we miss Lins.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Now, we miss Lis.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
But it's got the money's gonna stay in the family
because we're gonna do the funeral at or Tease.
Speaker 4 (55:30):
You know what I'm saying is Changed Bridge and the
concourse wherever the concourse. Yeah, that's what we're gonna have funeral.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
You fucking cowards. All you enjoyed this girthy, meaty episode
I'm saying episode thirty two.
Speaker 10 (55:46):
You heard?
Speaker 1 (55:47):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, But listen, I want
to leave you with one final thought. You know what
I'm saying. First of all, I want to say shout
out to the gang.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
You know, saying lisbilitnel Vaya the guard.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
You know what I'm saying, her boy's boss and her
sign insane.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
You know what I'm saying, grows a white hair. Every
time I do that, I want to leave you with
this final thought, what if he was a bitch?
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Right episode thirty out
Speaker 5 (56:25):
Oh my god, I'm legitary like like like
Yo, let's hold on there.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I appreciate you, man. This is it I like hanging
out with you know what I'm saying. Off, You know
what I'm saying. When we're not like working, you know,
just chilling, like swimming.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Some time, talking about life and ships, just like you know, smacking.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You see that ship, quick, man, don't bro shout out
to you Barrel for putting this ship together.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, because you know what mothers be like, Yo, let's
have team building exercises and then they go fucking paintballing together.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That ship is corny, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
We should get into a fucking bro.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You know what I'm saying. That's it.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We're gon fight somebody on the bus. Whatever I want
to do. You know what I'm saying. I got my man, Baba.
Dude got the Kennedy fried up the block. He's like, Yo,
just pull up, bro. He got Italian burgers for everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You know what I'm saying. So let me see that.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yo. Did I tell y'all about that? DM on Cod Champagne,
Poppy Drake d m.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Let me see that. Hold on, let me see that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, hold on what he said he said, it's verified
and everything him he.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Said Diablo, mommy, Yo, I don't care if I said,
man said I'm traple.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't even know he knew Spanish?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He had, Oh yeah, he said, he said, Damn, man,
you so fine.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'll eat you with all your clothes on, even if
I spend months shipping rags.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's that's that's like some ship.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I would say, Bro, damn, is he really like that?
What you're gonna do? You want to do? Though?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think I'm gonna suck him.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That should get to the back, bro say that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yo, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What y'all fucked Drake? If I was a bitch, if
he was a bitch, just take that.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Appreciate you byeah?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Would I would throw on some like fashion over ship. Yeah,
I'm saying twenty eight inch Brazilian wavy.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The bundles, yeah yeah, get the jail, get the jail.
Don't chip on tips.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But I'm feeling heard you could.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Lose the tip. You know what I'm saying. I heard
he like white toes. Yeah, I heard that's what I heard.
You know what I'm saying? Oh no, not trying to
not try to me neither. Like I'm just saying, like,
you know, like the motherfucker like that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You know what I'm saying, You got bragged, so you
gotta you gotta come correct, you know what I mean.
Personally me, I'm saying like I would do the classic
like trench coat, nothing under you know what I'm saying,
and just have my titties bouncing crazy. You know what
I'm saying, like just glistening. I put oil on them.
You know what I'm saying before I get out the car. This,
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He real thorough. I see the vision. You thought about
this before, you thought about this before, bro, So let
me tell you what I would do after that. Like
so boom right, I got the fucking trench coat, right,
I got the oiled up titties. Boom You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So then it's not gonna be like a weird mix.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Nah because because like because like boom right, I think
he appreciated. He's like, yo, you're ruined this trench coat
for me, you know what I'm saying. And then I'm
just like, bro, you could not wear you want and
then he gonna buy you another one.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know you know, you know what I'm saying, right, Yeah,
So I was gonna take a wheelchair because I thought
for some reason I would that would.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That would would be hopping for we might like that. God, definitely,
we would definitely.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hell yeah no, bro, But you you're making it. You're
making an excellent case, a great care. You know what
I'm saying. If I was a bit maybe, if I
wasn't a who knows, you know what I'm saying. I
feel like I'm straight personally right now as far as
I know, right right what.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm saying, if it was to be right now, what
would you do?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm saying, But well, we crossed that bitch. When we
get to it, yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
But for now, let's get it to episode thirty But
sing fucking here, damn why because you don't fucking pass
the plot?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You bro? Episode thirty two?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Lig like like mh, I'm lig like like.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up? Baby? We up here?
You know what I'm saying. It's a different environment with
thirty ninth Street whatever. What's then with the studio.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, I actually likes a lounge lounge at the Walter
Lound studios. Baby, they hey, just the place where they
recorded The Infamous. The Infamous by Legend.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Prince Royce.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Prince Roy's, bro, he's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I was about to say. I was like, do you
funk with him more than Romeo or is it like ah, bro, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You know what I want to tell you. Andy opened
up for Prince Royce. He did. He went with him
on tour. I followed him on one with Prince roy
So Prince roy Is had to be the second, my
second favorite celebrity that I have never met. This dude
was so fucking cool, bro, and he sounds better live.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I was about to say.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I was like, Yo, he's a singer for real, because
I was like, I seen him live and I'm like,
damn dog, Like this man got pipes.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Bro, Like yeah, he sounds real good live. He gets
a lot of ship. Look look at her song, look
at so like so like he want a lot of
ship though for like lip singing and stuff. But he
sounds good and like live, he sounds way better live, sounds.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like yeah because it's the record plane in the background.
I done this, that's right pitch episode thirty two. You
know what I'm saying. We got list ball in the house.
Radio over. You know what I'm saying, the bull, this
bitch that you've seen those far you feel me?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, give me, but you know what it is, got
the head tied niggas so you can get even more madic,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And we got of course m soun insane. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Who has just on the record accused Prince Royce say, yo,
you ain't Prince who you Jessicaception Yo, imagine imagine Prince
Royce is like the rage and we have no idea.
He called up Victory like, oh, Hassan, you don't even
know what you're getting into.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Hey, I got homies, don yeh? He's that like hey,
and we gonna have them? Please?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, no, no, because I'm just saying, you know, I've
seen him on Dykeman at El Tina.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know what I'm saying. He trying to He trying
to get on his little funny shit he had on
the Red Hood. He's saying at trying to call me
a little red riderhood. I said, now, funk that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Slender mister.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We need the hill ter, we need the Prince Roy's
hill term. You know what I'm saying, if he does
a song where he's just.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Like being bored, does he scored the whole flock? Still
bb like just like asshole, like asshole, you gotta have
like a.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Ass like Nelli did the double album Sweatsuit like he
does the double album like like yo, yeah, yeah, Yo,
free idea that you go, it's just going to quadruple platinum.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's just go down. You're the bag will be you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Down.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You know what I'm saying. He's out, he's doing it, yo.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But somebody that's not doing it and be talking a
lot yo, because Prince Roy's every word that comes out
of Prince Roy's mouth is a beautiful melody.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Every word that comes out of this motherfucker's mouth is
a Neanderthal grunt. Fucking Joe Rogan brou of course, you
know what I mean? Who has? Who is who is
the most irresponsible nigga with a platform? I have ever seen?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like like flat level irresponsible be like yo, fam, you
know you got mad millions of like.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Bro, Like my ged book is still in the plastic
white people that listen to you like and take your
shit as gospel. And this man came out and said Yo,
at this point, I'm gonna just vote for Trump because
Biden is gone.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Da da da da da.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And the ship that fucked me up was he said, Yo,
his cabinet is gonna run this ship, and his cabinet
is just a diversity shot side show, yeah, which is
like dog whistle for like Yo, it's like yo, there's
women in niggas there like and this is yeah, And
this is what gets me when you're a conservative shill
parading around as a centrist.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Coward, because that's what the fuck because that's a coward. Yeah,
because that's because that's all Joe Rogan is. Like I've
been fell off the Joe Rogan train because like I
wised up to what the fuck he be doing. He
parades his platform around like this centrist place where anybody
can show up and say anything. Oh yeah, it's a
it's a it's a haven for free speech, and like,
oh it doesn't matter, like I'll talk to anyone, and
(08:49):
it's like, no, motherfucker, we clearly know what's going on.
You Like, you're like sixty eight years old, your brain
is fried from all the raw venison and no vegetables
in your fucking diet and you think it's cool to
have people up there that's gonna fucking fan the flames
of internet motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than
to listen to you on Spotify for four goddamn hours.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I can't listen to nothing, fam, I love my deep
out kill myself. If you're like, yo, you gotta hit
listen to Hell on Earth for four hours straight?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No, Like it's ridiculous, nah nah man and and and
the problem, and that's that's my issue with these with
these platforms, is that, like it's always you know, late
stage capitalism. Obviously this ship is going, this shit is
in the sinker already, but like one of the pitfalls
of late stage capitalism where capitalism in general, is that
like it's always, always, always money over everything, all the right,
(09:37):
money over morals, money over principle. And like Joe Rogan
is an example of that. He's been doing this too
long and he's way too profitable for Spotify or YouTube
or whoever to say anything, to say anything, So like
when you have a motherfucker on there, like what's the
proud boy dude? Like I forget his name, Like anyway,
who gives a shit fuck him, who gives a ship
what his name is. But when you have that guy
(09:59):
on there, you can't.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You can't. You can't then be like, oh, well it's
okay because he had Bernie on there. You know what
I mean? You know what I'm saying, evens out? Yeah,
and like no, it doesn't fucking even out because listen
to you are like, yo, fuck Bernie, were rocking with
this guy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You know what I mean, because you you kind of
lead them, you know what I'm saying, Like a host
always will kind of not force you in a certain direction,
but if you fuck with them, you'll you'll.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Kind of yo.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Joe's a smart guy. Like let me,
he'd be working out, he'd beating deer.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I'm gonna tell you. When I was a teenager, right,
we all had those friends with older siblings that were
fucking crackheads. Right. And these crackheads probably when you're thirteen,
they look cool because you know, they probably got a
dim lit room, neon signs and shit all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Smoking crack.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, they smoking crack. Probably get you a little weed
on a good day. They'll let you play hooky at
the crib. But would you give them a fucking multi
million dollar deal on Spotify. Yeah, what the fuck are
we doing this, bitch? This baldass bitch got apple sauce
for brains. Bro, Apple sauce just a pure ray of fruits.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Right, You're right, because the nigga does combat sports, Bro,
and he does be getting pushing the head.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Or did or did right? Like he Yeah? Because I
feel like he. I feel like he's still be training
his ship, Bro, And it's not like he's like, Yo,
I want to go with no pads. You know what
I'm saying. Raw Dog just pushed me dead at my temple, Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I feel like this is the final level of fear
factor and it's fucked up that he's taking us on
this journey.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
He's like, Yo, how scary can you make the country
for y'all? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And it's also like, when you have a platform like that,
you have a responsibility to your audience, right, You have
a responsibility to your audience not to expose them to dangerous, volatile,
fucking people like I would have never known, Like I
would have never known half the motherfuckers he has on
there if he never had them on there. You know
what I mean, It's like that's like victory, like like
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everybody like people like us because we three we three
fuck New York motherfuckers that that get up here and
we talk our ship and like it's funny and it's entertaining.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So we have a responsibility to our audience not to.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Bring fucking weirdos and fucking incendiary, volatile motherfuckers up here.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't want to cut you off, you know, but
I do want to introduce since you were saying that
like that right wing situation is very profitable, and you know,
I want y'all to win.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You know what I'm saying. I want you to.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Succeed in life, you know, uh, emotionally, spiritually, especially financially.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So that's why I brought in h fourth mic. You
know what I'm saying. He's gonna be here in like
five minutes. Charlie Kirk. I don't know if you ever
heard of him. No, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's a very punishable name.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I think it's like Ben Shapiro, splen the Ben Shapiro.
But y'all not like that's the crazies shit to me.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's just like if I brought a motherfucker in like that,
Like I wouldn't be like I wouldn't be able to sleep, bro,
I have to take four zands to fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That no see and like And that's and that's the thing, right,
I don't know who the fuck that is?
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You see how that ship works?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Like if you want to like I'm listening, if you
want to be that and do that, cool, but do that,
you know what I mean, like like bringing it back
to that video, then why don't you just say that,
you know, just be that guy?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Don't play both sides that I.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hate that ship, bro, j Rogan and fuck Alex Jones
and you know who else? Fuck merrow bro because because
last night I'm going to sleep, right, I see a
little nice seven pm in Brooklyn promo? Who do I
see if not mister Man of the Methods being a
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guest on his show. I look at my phone. Maybe
I missed a text message. I'm gonna kill you today,
going to kill yo yo, listen so yo.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
He said, like it's an open door for anybody here.
You know what I'm saying. It's open door. Pull up
anytime it's bad love. If there's a vibe. So I
told this. I was like, Yo, come up. You know
what I'm saying, whatever you want, and she's like, bet
gave it the address.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
They booked certain guests that fell through, and then they
were like surprise method man, and I was just like,
I fucking roll with the punches.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I ain't know, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I pulled up and I was just like, who's this
guy with this other guy in a very expensive BMW
smoking weed.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I was like, she got the finest fucking man walking
on this realm of the earth.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I told that too. I was like, yo, bro, you
I'm saying you was in the men's Health. He was
in the men's health. Look at healthy than the mother
looking why healthy? Mighty healthy? You know what I'm saying.
Like he's just you know, you know what I mean.
We have a little black man therapy session up there.
You know what I'm saying. It was a good time.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But I told him, I was like, yo, listen, my
call is on Victory, Like thanks, you're a phenomenal person.
I didn't say nothing crazy like sexual. I was like,
this a phenomenal person, so will we run up?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You know what I'm saying. The second round. You know
what I mean. Obviously you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, that's not gonna save you, Broy.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
This last night, like, bro, physically prepare.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I took a migrant twenty pushes before I came to
shoe because I don't want to get sucked up.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, I speaking of tick no
glass now, yo.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Motherfuckers are really trying to band TikTok in America and
they move so fucking fast, the fastest I have ever seen.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
My I was just saying, my old ass, like I'm
sixty eight, but my dumb ass has seen mag government
shut downs.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Mad Like, Yo, we can't agree on this, so we're
gonna shut the government down with tat.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
They were like, yeah, we agree.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Get these Chinese motherfuckers out of here, like we don't
like this ship, like we need the American money to
stay in America.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like that's really what I'm like.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Bro, Come on, but look, there's a lot of speculation,
and I want to hear from y'all because you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I like to hear the youth.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
You know, you know what's going on with the ticket
with the tiki talking yeah, the ticking and the talking.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Then he goes and it's not even a clock. Well
what are you young whipper snappers? Shows doesn't even till
the time cause it's nuts. So some people saying it's
pressure from Israel. You know what I'm saying. Three poun's nine.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Some people saying it's because they want a pressure TikTok's
parent company to sell you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Uh, you know what I'm saying. But I think the
real reason is Chinese propaganda.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You know what I'm saying, Like they seeing the youth,
you know what I mean, Like I know my kids school,
they learn Chinese. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It
used to be Spanish, like Spanish and French. Now you're
getting Chinese.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So I see. You know what I'm saying. The conspiracy
to turn on our children into Chinese children.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
That is such an old take. You're really an old
man at heart, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
They want everybody, every kid coming out of the Bronx
to be like China Mac. You know what I'm saying,
Holy ship, yo. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
It's China bag is a sleeping so no but I like,
to me, I think on some old head like then
eighteen dollars in the watch shar My take on it
is like, yo, I think it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Y'all are the billionaire class? Is like, yo, chill bro,
Like we can't have like these forum. Yeah you know
what I'm saying, Like y'all that y'all y'all can come
over here and make money.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Nah, this is this is my block. It's like drunk
dealer ship.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
You can't pump over here like I'm gonna light you
shit up.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Like that's a fact.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And to me, that's all it is, bro. Because Tarini's point, Bro,
theysage capitalism.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
We like in a rocket ship towards that ship. So
I'm like, this shit is all about money, bro, Like
fuck propaganda, and I really think.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's about money and education.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
TikTok is a is a fucking Yes. You could say
what you want about TikTok, but just be doing hip
dances and all that. But TikTok is an app where
you can learn, bro. Yeah, And it's unfiltered learning, Like
it's not it's not a machine for the government to use,
and that's what they want to make it into it.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, so damn we can't control the social media. That's crazy, bro,
Like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Like we got people calling Joe Biden a fucking cracker,
Like you can't filter the internet, bro.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's I mean, like I feel like I said this
either thirty or thirty one, but the Internet moves faster
than light, and like, you can't control You can't control
the populace when you cannot keep up with the data
they're consuming. And TikTok moves faster than the fucking speed
of light.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
And also these algorithms are are painstakingly curated in such
in a way so specific that like you, all three
of us could be scrolling on TikTok for an hour
plus and not see the same post at all, you
know what I'm saying, So like uh And also like
another thing, I just want to point out, they're not
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they're not They're not banning the app, so to speak,
Like that's not like the point of the bill is
not to ban the app. The point of the bill
is restricting data transfers from overseas to Bite Dance's host country,
which is China. So the idea is, like we don't
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want American data like being being sort of funneled and
shoveled into another superpower, which is also kind of silly
because I forget his name, but the CEO of TikTok
his name is Show. I think the show something and
he and he was he was at Congress like a
while ago, and I think he's been going consistently for
like years now. And every time they question him, it's
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just a bunch of old white dudes who have no
idea what the fuck they're talking about. And they're like, oh, well,
how well, what's what's going on with this data? So
like are you are you giving data? Are you giving
American private data to these to your to your homeland
of China, And he's like, I'm from Singapore. I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Questions about China every single time.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I don't know, Yeah, is a Chinese company. Show is
from Singapore and uh. And they've already established multiple times
that all American data servers are in Texas, so they
don't so they don't leave American soil, so to speak,
because it's data, so it's not really like tangible, but like,
but the s in America. But again that's like we
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got to take his word for it, you know what
I mean. It's it's like a you can show all
the paperwork, you can show the paper trail, you know
it's right here. Look, but we have no idea what's
going on behind the scenes. And if we know anything
about the American government, they love doing things behind the scenes,
so obviously they're gonna be suspicious of other companies doing
things behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
The ship that got me fucked up about this whole
situation and got me dying laughing because I'm a nihilist, uh,
is that everybody is against the ship, Like everybody on
TikTok is against the ship. Like the like the country
bros doing from that says like gun on it. Yeah
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the guy was s excepting piercings, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Like they're both like, man, fuck this, you know, bro,
what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Like, yeah, you might not want to sell data to
the Chinese, but bro, we're living in America like that,
what's out there?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
We legit don't have We barely have any fucking rights
left in this country. We are in a constant state
of chaos. You can't go to the fucking movie theaters
to the mall. You can't even go to church without
expecting somebody to shoot that bitch out.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You can't ask for you kiss any kids to school
without thinking, Yo, all right, I'm gonna be able to
maybe pick my child up when I get home.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You know, it's crazy. When we was kids, we did
fire drills. These niggas don't do five drills no more.
They do active drills, sheltering place drills. They call the
sheltering places like it could bequake.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
It don't matter, bro, because when it happens, that's where
your body's gonna be. My thing is like, bro, what
are we doing? Like, yeah, of course you wouldn't want
to sell something to another another country. But I'm thinking
about us as Americans and what we're already going through.
We gott to fuck up election. We have so many
of our rights being stripped away. We got proud boys,
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straight up fucking Nazis protesting. We have people blocking aid
and food to going into a place that's being fucking obliterated.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Ye crazy, And we're worried about a.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Fucking app that teaches people too much, that makes that
take oh that shortens your attention spans.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
We're okay with blowing up children. We're not okay when
you learning how to make for katcha bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah that note. I hope that y'all enjoy this
commercial for Peruvia for katcha bread.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
You know what I'm saying, legity life, a legity light light.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
This Victory Light podcast. You are listening to episode thirty
two with the certified yeapper Lama and Kim Marrow himself
and uh to end the TikTok conversation, I just want
to say, banning a social media app before we ban
assault rifles in a country where kids are dying due
to them, And as a father of two sitting next
to a father of four sitting next to a daughter
to you know.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
What I'm saying to a father and.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, sitting next to the sun insane next time, you
know what I mean, Banning a social media app before
we ban assault rifles in this country. This country is
a joke. This ship is fucking dead. We are cooked,
and uh, let's not act like. Part of the reason
isn't that the overwhelming majority of TikTok users are uh
seing this conflict. UH, this global conflict for what it is,
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a genocide, and the sort of pacification campaign of the
side doing the genociding UH is not benefiting from the
exposure that they're getting in. It is the contrary that's happening.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
From beautifully said fire, from what when I say fire?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Bro, Like you just hit a three, Like I just
dropped a crazy sixteen.
Speaker 10 (24:29):
Marco, my gods, my gods, big man, like Righty dropping Florida.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So from what very serious word to a very unseious one,
the stand was Bro, break down the stables for me
because now I am. That makes me feel fucking wa
wash because it's a he takes me back to the
fucking meet me into Mecula, you know what I'm saying?
Like that that classic Twitter historic moment where Bro went
to fight over Kobe Bryant recipes.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
He wasn't even passed away yet, but the nigga.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Went and drove ninety miles to go fight somebody in
another city to defend Kobe Bryant's honor. Bro, Like that
is a level of standum that I thought I would
never see again, but apparently.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yes we were. Somebody took a full fucking flight a
full flight to a Cardi A Cardi B fans house
pulled up was willin was trying to beat the shit
out of them. It was a Nicki Minaj fan. Obviously
he flew out there. He got arrested for fucking stocking charges.
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I'm trying to find because both of them are insane.
One of them, the Cardi fan posted a video of
him outside his crib and I was like, Yo, whoever
want to fight? If you?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
If you?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
If you? He was like, Nikki tanked Taylor Swift is terrible,
like trying to antagonize fans. O post it outside his crib.
He was like, if you want to pull up, pull up?
Nikki fan got on a fight pulled up on him
a flight, Yes, bro, try to fight him. There was
a whole The dude went online the whole time. His
pops come out, call the cops. He gets stalking charges,
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stalking in assault charges. Bruh.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
That's crazy to me because it's like, Yo, I get mad.
I've been mad, yo, Like I want to shoot this
motherfucker mad? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Like, Bro, I'll shoot you in your neck, bro, and
walk around and walk away, not even run away, like
I walk away.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Look at every security came up. I've been that mad.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I have never been mad enough to stay mad while
taking my shoes off through TSA. You know what I'm
saying with my shoes on, I'm fully bald, you know
what I mean? Like the ship has grown and I
got the Homa Simpson like ring around the rosy. I'm
sitting there in a sweatsuit. That stinks because I like,
you know, airplane.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Brow when you in the airport. I'm not like my
mom's when she find the dales dressed like Fu and
Jaqueline Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'm like, I'm trying to stay cozy. How do you
stay fucking mad after a whole flight?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Would you like the the butternut squash ravioli or the
chicken for your in flight meal today? How do you
stay back to all that?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
What the fuck?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And I know this is like a fucking five hour
flight because the motherfucker definitely And it's two dudes like
y'all listen, man, y'all are embarrassing us.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Bro, speaking of volatile conservatives. What's that that gay kid?
Christian Walker? Father's in the home. Yeah, father in the home.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
No, because yeah, because like like I mean, we don't
know how old the flight catcher is, right, Like, we
don't know how all that.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
We know that they're like under twenty one, but we're
assuming they're under twenty one.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Like, yo, I don't know. I don't care how old
my sons are. The father's in the house, Like, I
don't care how old my son. Like if I'm asking
what are you doing? Where are you going? Where are
you going for?
Speaker 11 (27:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You're catching a whole flight for what purpose? Why are
you a fucking jet blue dot com? You know what
I'm saying, Well, then I'm gonna go no, no, no,
You're not doing that. What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I don't care how old you are. Yeah, you could
be my son, you could be forty five. I'm like, yo, listen,
my man, Yeah, look at me in my eyes, you're forty.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Five years old.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You're forty five years old, and you're gonna go fight
a guy over Nicki Minajah.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I would have said it like MICKI me nuts, Miki
me nuts.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Apparently this dude has a history. He pulls up on
people that talks bad about Nikki and fights that stoping.
There's other videos and clips of him pulling up on
people and the crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You know what, maybe Ni maybe banning TikTok's not idea
walking back they said.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
He was like Yo, they burned the wrong app, bro.
They should have canceled out Twitter and it should have Oh.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yo, listen.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Man going on tour to fight for Nikki Benaja's honor
is fucking nuts, bro.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
If you rack them sky miles motherfuckers, Because you know,
I'm just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Thinking about how annoying it is to be at the airport,
go through t say do all of this ship? You
doing this just premeditated beating somebody's eyes.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's it. And you're saying it and you just get
alert on your app.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You know your flights with the little circle you's been
delayed two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You had a different gate. You like, oh my god,
I'm still sucking mad like I got it, Like I
don't know, man, I just at the airport bar ship
like matter you could have.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
You could have been in the crib creating White Michael
Jackson on Dragons Dogma.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Two, creating anybody.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, Giga chat you very old certified Apple. Somebody make
Dydy somebody, somebody gotta make everybody my Twitter aby, somebody
make my Twitter avatar on Dragons Dogma two please.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You already knows they could have flame us.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
But once they made once they made Liz's wrestling promo,
I was like, oh no, this is taking off.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I know how that.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
But yeah, Bro, you could have been in the crib
making Eisenberg. You know they making fucking sway Lee. Bro,
you this ship looks crazy because you got Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
They got Timmothy Charalamade, they got fucking Mike, they got
fucking he said Heisenberg, they got they got.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Charlie and Frank.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's always.
Speaker 12 (30:28):
Yeah, Charlie, you gotta come with me. There's this dragon
at the end of the raffine. Trust me, Trust me,
I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Frank, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I can't even read. I don't even know what the
squirrel say. Franzel, what's a dragon? What's a dragon? I
don't even know. Listen. I found out.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I just.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Dragon on the rapper. Listen. I just found out that
Dennis's mother, who was a whoa with this dragon.
Speaker 12 (31:05):
Listen, because I'm gonna go on the trash man but
I'm gonna go as trash and I'm gonna put armor
over the trash right, and then I'll beat the armor
trash and I'm gonna walk in.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And Charlie, I need I need your help. I need
your help, Charlie.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Please, Dragon's Dog, the Gang saves the Kingdom or whatever.
Oh ship bro shut. Shout out to Capcom Bro, Yo
for real a cap com.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Nothing for giving us mad options that we don't need,
but we're gonna use because well, who would you create?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Who would you create? Damn? I'm not a sister.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I create me first, and then I would create me
and my brother. My sister used to do this all
the time. We would just draw each other. But we
would just fold the piece of paper and like three
pieces and be like, yo, you dry the top half,
like I draw my head and my shoulders and ship,
and it passed it on to my sister.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
She draw like the middle, and then my brother would
draw like the bottom and like or you know, switch
or er whatever. Every single time I got drawn, I drew.
Every time I drew my top half there having some
tall you know what I'm saying, boy, shoulders and ship.
My sister got the middle. I got the wild belly.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I got mad head. I'm we're thirteen. I got mad
chest head ship with one long ass, so it's like you're.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Doing the top. Then they got to fill in the
middle and the other person fills out the bottle. My
brother always drives. We would always drove me with a
tiny ass meat, you know what I'm saying. And just
like stink lines like you know what good him.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
It should be able to dream, bro, like drove me
with a.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Big ass meat.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Bro, Listen, who would you who would you make with this?
With this possibility? Because Andy and Dragon's dog mat.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yo with some arm crazy, I probably do the man
twist the knife, flames twist the knife. Yeah, bro.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
If I when I I pre ordered the game obviously,
and when I get it, I'm making vibes cartel.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Bro. If there's online capabilities from you, I'm turning them.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I'm having my mic on the whole time every party
I joined, I'm gonna just start yelling, big fuck cocky,
make your pussy cop.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Me.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I tell you say, I beg you fuck, make the
perfect May I tell you I said, may I beg
your fuck? Every time I slay dragon.
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, yeah, you got to give my away and watching
it like me like wash my face with the kig
so yo vibes. Why are you bought something yellow?
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Get outside getting the Jamaica sign and get a tame bro.
Yeah you're a black beery. Take a snap shot. Bro,
I fucking love that song. Beg you I fuck is.
The implications of that song are crazy, but it go
crazy every time. Every time. Bro, that's dance on for you.
Be like you mean saying yo.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
One of my favorite videos of your brother is fucking
he be like Yo, you never just been sitting around
and be.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Like, I'm like, Yo, tell me you grew up in Brooklyn.
When I tell him you broke grew up.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
In Brooklyn, I'll tell you what we was that as
the only Dominicans on that side, Bro. Only other Dominicans
was my cousin. But it was straight Jamaicans. Bro. So,
I fucking love dance.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Jamaica newsh Ship.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Actually, I'm not sure if that's like truly me wanted
to let me walk that back a little bit, but
apparently it's up to Jamaica now. So he was centenced
by the British courts because you know, Jamaica colonialism, blah blah.
They still pad of wigs on that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Britain was like you're going to jump ever, and now
they're like, let's leave it up to Jamaica. Bro, we
got we got.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
It's important ship over here to worry about. So now
it's up to the government of a small Caribbean nation
to decide whether or not one of the most popular stars.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Stays in jail or not. Hmmm, yeah, we know how
that goes.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Come on this Nick is coming out on stage with
Phil Collins next year, Reckae Sun Splash. Bro we got Bro,
we got our own, we got our own vibes cartel.
And his name is Omegan. He don't He's the only
one that could get away with like sing talking yo.
(35:29):
He don't sing. He don't sing a single note if
you're talking them shit.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That is the Managan version of Guru from Gangstar.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
He's just busy. Yeah, Bro, I don't know what it is, Bro, because.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
He'd be wearing the most outrageous ship like Bro, you
definitely went to the Forever twenty one clearance rack and
got dressed straight from there, like top to bottom.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
But then he'd be on stage and be like, what
it is about Dominican man, especially like over forty. Maybe
you could answer, is they love dressing like Pitches from
two thousand.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
But I don't know what it is. I think maybe
if I had hair, I might fall into that trap.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I feel like if you was born in the Dominican Republic,
it will be different.
Speaker 13 (36:12):
But I think my mom.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I think my mom knew that. Listen, not that.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I think my mom pictured that in her head and
was like yo when she could, that's sorry, like I
got she got pregnant over there. She's like your anchor
baby status, like yo, we have an you and say
lukes Nigga like, so that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So thank you Mom. You know what I'm saying, because
now I look like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
The house instead of like Omega, which you know what
I'm saying, it'sa bro.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Please for all our listeners speaking of Omega and for there,
if you're not Dominican and you don't know who that is.
And how we was talking about how Dominican men over
forty they like, for some reason, just out of nowhere,
get comfortable in their masculinity, sexuality expression, gender expression, whatever.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Look up.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
I was gonna say, look up Donadio on Google Images, yes,
and tell me and find any recent photo of him
and tell me that he doesn't dress like the Albinos assassins.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I swear to God, yo, and the only ship Bro.
I love our people, bro, because Yo, don't you little
got there family. It'll be like, see they're dead fast.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
So whatever the which is like Dominicans, that motherfucker will
come out on stage and it'll just be like yeah,
and he'll just stand there and be like yep and
like shake his hips a little bit and everyone's like
a cool baby, honey do sexy?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Whoa Yeah, He'll say whatever, and he'll do all of
that in like Conway fishnets and like a le and
a leather duster in one hundred and three degree weathers.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Bro, well nothing gloves on and yeah yeah bro like
like he yeah, like one purple dread. Yeah, shout out
to bro. He embraced the Caribbean. Report Baby, I'm too sexy,
honey baby.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
The funniest part about that joke was that me and
Merral was talking and Rainy was in the corner already crying.
He was trying to hold it up.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
When we get video, it's gonna be a problem. Just
be over here screaming for myself.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Committed. It's just a fucking tight single of coo shout.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Man, holy ship, god, damn, that's crazy. Uh m hm
oh speaking of celebrities, man, oh god our guy Rocket.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (38:59):
Already wow, okay, already, already.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
He's out here, bright and again.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I will throw the bad hop potato to the youth,
because I don't know what the this motherfucker's I here
doing in these streets.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I think Drake, he thinks that he's regular. Still, I
think that I think that he like he's sliding in
two women's d ms with the same like garbage dusty
pickup lines.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
As like any other normal dude.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
What the And I think that's why the girlies are
posting it and like clowning him, because it's like, yo,
you Drake.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Was funny to me that there was a girl who
posted the screenshot of him texting her d M and
her I people are calling her like dumb, They saying,
yo you you you fumble the bag? You did all this, bro,
These women are getting fucked and and that's it, Like
there is there is nothing attached to this.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
There's no bag to fumble. You might you make it.
I mean, you might fumble a burkin, like you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
But like that, it's like it's like a pro and
con situation, Like you know what I'm saying, me being me,
you know what I'm saying, Like if you know what
I'm saying, if I was uh in that situation, you
know what I'm saying. And I was a woman, a
young woman, you know what I'm saying. And I was
on financial hard times.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
And ship like I would try to secure some type
of arrangement, you know what I'm saying. It's just like, yeah, yeah,
I don't know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Bro, You're not a fan of my art, you know
what I'm saying, Like you don't like my you know
what I'm saying, Like, you're not here because you like
the fucking poetry that I was reading.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
You're here because you like my taste.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
So that being said, you know what I'm saying, Let's
let's make this mutually beneficial for both of us.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You know what I'm saying. LA's capitalism. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Uh uh d eyes of raps. So I can't get
a job as a teacher. You know I'm saying, so, yeah,
I mean, help me out, you.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Know what i mean, buy me a tech to know
that if you was a woman, you would be selling pussy.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That's all I would. I would one thousand selling pussy.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Like so not even on something like yo, it's easy,
you know what I mean, Just on something like I'm
I'm like, like, I'll be fucking you know.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
It's also like if you listen, if you gotta, if
you gotta live under a white supremacist patriarchy.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Anyway, you know what I'm saying, you might as well
game the system, like Yo, a word? Oh you are,
you're going to call the cops on me. But guess what,
I'm put my dick in your butt for this context.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
You want, I'm gonna be Yeah, no, if if I
was if I was a woman in Drake's house, everything
he hands me, I'd be like, what did you do
to my drink?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You want what?
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, it was funny. I was gonna say this before
we started taping. But me and my homegirl, me and
my best friend Jody, we have this game. There's a
stake with not just not Drake fans, it's Drake Stands right.
So Drake fans are different than Drake Stands. Drake Stands are.
They'll punch you in the mouth if you say it
in like Octago very own.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
They are also all men for some reason. Drake stands.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Damn, you're right. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
They're all grown ass men. I've never seen. I've never
met a female Drake Stands.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
There at a level where you become like, like you're saying,
like there's a very clear line between.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Like Drake fans and Drake Stands. Drake Stans will fight you.
Drake fans are just the guys that are in the
club that get drunk with their homies that you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
We love we love Drake fans because because they're normal people.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
And then they get drunks, they go home and everything's regular.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Me and my homegirl, we played this game right. Whatever
we would be like at a party, we'll go to
the to the car, have a little hot box session
and we'll have one one or two of our boys
and we'll ask them, yo, if you was a bitch, that.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Was a bit. He was a bitch, right, you was
a bitch?
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Right? And you was about to meet up with Drake,
how would you be? And will that ass convince them
that they're in a safe place and they could share
this with us and they will sit there and tell us.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Bar for bar, detail the whole fantasy.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
What they would wear, how they would have their hair,
what's their body type, what they would do, what they
would take with them on their nights.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No, not the whole bag, bro, imagine like your heart,
like I can imagine your hardest friends like you, you
most gangst.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
A friend like you with a liz and shit, you know,
saying just out here chilling, how you you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
And then you ask that question and they go, well,
first of all, yeah, first of all, I'm popping out
with the with the gel nails, never ACRYLICI we do.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
The twenty eight inch Brazilian wavy and little.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Party cuban on cuban my shit and layers how curbing
on curban.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
And let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
My mom's is Dominican, right, So she put me on
the game and I got a fucking half a gallon
and let me sow bro half.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
A gallon and let me souse playing those games out here.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
My question for y'all in mats, like if y'all was bitches, bro,
what would you wear on your one night stand with Drake?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
This is what I wear on one night staying with Drake,
because I know Drake or what I from? What do
you mean by that?
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Do you mean?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
No? No, that's how to walk out of social From
what I know of Drake, what I would wear is
like Cam's pink mink. You know what I'm saying, Like
just like hip hop his like the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame memorabilia ship like hip hop. You know
what I'm saying, and be like, Yo, these are rock
him socks.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You know what I mean. It's just like because he's
like a hip hop nerd.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
You know I'm saying on the low Dan, like you
know what I'm saying, but under the under the like
the mank or whatever would be like you know what
I'm saying, some like into me ce like fucking majeride
type ship like a tube top like some sexy ship.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Because it's like, Bro, I know you're trying to fuck me, bro,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like we're not here
to play drink on the first night.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Hell yeah, why not? You know what I'm saying, Like, listen,
if you don't fu Richude on the first night, do
not listen.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
To Marrow end up as one of the Future's baby
my life.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yo, he got it.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
He got so many bars where he's like, yo, I
trick on all of them. I don't care, like I'll
I'll buy you whatever.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
The fun you want, like I love it for them
until they have a kid.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
And then the Republican government to come out. They're like, nah,
that's your problem broken, get out of here.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
But hell yeah, bro, I'm a thigh. You know what
I'm saying, Get me lit you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Bro, I'm like that my whole.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
If I like you, it don't matter who you are.
If I like you, I'm putting out how you think,
how you think I ended up with the only never mind.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Mind man. They don't like it when I get into that.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
But you know what I'm wearing if I if I
if I meet up with Drake, you know what I'm wearing.
I'm wearing a Burberry trench with nothing underneath and my
m F doo mask And then I'm talking and then
I'm talking my dick and balls behind my legs and
I'm closing them like fucking buffalo bills, silence of the lamps,
(46:36):
and I opened the trench real slow, and I go
in my in my doom voice, I go, would you
fuck me?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I fuck me?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
I fucked me hard, super villain slit in your party
for free. Drake's going, oh yes again, yes.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Said say it to me, talk to.
Speaker 8 (47:02):
Me and.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I need something something. You're not escaping this, no, not
a long because because bitch.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I created this game. So so this is what I
would do, right, I would. I would wear one to
rain these crap tops. That's the first thing I.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Was, Yeah, this is going already.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Pull up. I pull up with the with the with
with some good drink, some good drinks, some good weed.
We're gonna sit down and have a good time. And
then I'm gonna uncover his childhood trauma and we're gonna
figure out what the fuck is wrong with him. That's
what We're gonna try to find a way to make
him cry, but a good cry. It's like a shrowm
cry cry. Yeah, yeah, that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
You see, you see how this is why bro like
man ain't ship, Bro, we like don't get some money.
It's like I was just I want to hear I would.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
I don't know why he gives strippers there his numbers,
Like you don't got to do this, baby.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
That's crazy, Holy bro, Yo, when I was going to
fucking Crazy Horse on Boston Road, I knew not to
give strippers by number B. That's the recipe for homing
Crazy Horse on Boston Road. Yes, and yo, listen google
that ship. And when we come back for this break,
Rainy having any doing.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yes, he's rubbing his head, bro, like he's doing a
postgame conference. He just lost Game seven and the five
Crazy Horse on somethn Boulevard. Look it up.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
It's just permanently closed on Google bazool be right back
right after this fucking commercial from German.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Hampsteads liter Litery, Like, Yo, what back, you cowards?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
This podcast is brought to you by the empty cup
of Rainey's ice coffee because he was here like two
hours before us.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
The only one that's ever on time.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Which is funny because the last skip was me being late,
and I'm like, what, that's never happened.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
He's like, Yo, they're being TikTok before they Yeah, yeah,
you know what I'm saying. God damn man, you know
it's never late white women. That was the worst. I'm
just I'm gonna lay up line right now. That just
went far off the rims and crowd. Now. But Yo,
(49:37):
this whole.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Situation with Kate Middleton and like the Royal family, people
are saying that Shorty's gone missing. You know what I
mean because they they they every photo that comes out,
they're like, yo, they photoshopped this, so it's something like
off you know what I mean. She hasn't been seeing
in public for that long. When they released photos off
finally there was photoshopped and I was like, yo, first
(50:00):
of all, you know what I'm saying, I just heard
the fin shit in my head like, don't mean coin soy,
I don't understand what the fuck any of this ship means.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
You know what I'm saying, Because I'm like, I don't
know what the fuck this shit means.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
The ship is man important to white people though, you
know what I'm saying. So this is my wife is
a Caucasian, and I was like, Heather, what the fuck
is going on with this ship?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
And She's like, I don't know. He's like, can you
help me make a ppm J for Marty th Sunchbox.
I was like, Bro, what kind of white woman.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
You have?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I'm like, Yo, hold on, listen, what kind of white woman? Bro?
Fucking this bitch has every DMX.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Album physical physical copies, bro in CD book.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
I'm like, Yo, what the fuck? I'm like, Yo, every
time I need like white information, you never got it, Bro,
you never got it. You're supposed to be my liaison.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Come on to the white community, of the white community,
and you ain't telling me y'all.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Remember this song got thrown on j kwan Hood. Get
in the car. You gotta see seeries XM fly on.
Come on, man, I need to know about white people.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah, goddamn it my neighbors. But I don't know what
the fuck is going on with this ship? Man, Like
I think the the and why do people care? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:11):
So I think what's happening is that like we're in
a we're in a climate now where like everything is
televised and like everything is posted. You gotta post everything
or it didn't happen, and I think, like, this is
just one of those classic cases. I mean, I hope
she's all right, but I think I think you try
to hold up, you try to ll the OLI guard. Bro,
it's not even that.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
I just think maybe she just like eloped and fucked
off somewhere. Yo. You know, maybe she got sick.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
Of being in the public eye all the time, every
day forever and was just like, fuck this, I'm out.
She has the resources to disappear if she you know
what I mean. So hopefully that's what happened. I hope
she's alright, because like, what the fuck that's scary.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
She's just ya, I'm out of here, bro, I'm done
with this whole shows Go and living peace.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, maybe she's going in bro.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Maybe she got a sunky punky call it. Yeah, she
went to event start and never came back.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Just I think the AI pictures didn't help because everybody's like,
where the fuck is this pitch, and then they drop
an AI picture of her three kids fingers all fucked up.
Now you really you feed in the conspiracy theories?
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, come on, go on Instagram live and be like, yo,
I'm here, I'm good. You know she's mingo at having
by the water, having a uncle cho right now as
we speak. Bro, let her live her best life.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
The best six monthsling of her life with.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Some nigga named Kloudo. Yeah, when not Cloud or some
dude named Aracio.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
So shout out to Kate and her ratio. You know
what I'm saying. And ratio is long ass braids. You
know what I mean, she's out of here.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Another woman who was another Caucasian woman who is fucking
out of here is yes, Jewels, you know what I'm saying.
Who got tired ensued by Yeezy Corp by way of
fucking Milo yis like, what the fuck? Bro?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
What kind of SIMS five fucking sim City bullshit?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Is this?
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Like, that's a wild ass way to get fired, To
get an email that says obviously you are fired, yours
yours gracefully or whatever it said. Milo skoeping about down Apopolis.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yo is bro. But shout out for having like the
longevity that she had.
Speaker 8 (53:36):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
She made mad money and she been got her. They've
been getting her out of the paint for.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
The longest time because didn't she have a like a
hidden Twitter page just talking shit about black women talking
about black.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
And then she and then she was just like, yo,
what's up my niggas? They got a video jumping in
the van like little black what somebodniggs. Then she went
to Africa and she did like.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yo, those are the worst kind of bitches. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I rather I rather you be
one hundred percent racist in my face. Call me everything,
call me every every word you want.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
Then to you, you'll be on a hitten account talking
about black women, dy and amen, and then talking about them.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah, I think like a lot of a lot of
like a lot of white women that do that, they
just get like bb L brain. They took the because
they took the cells out of your cranium as opposed
to you know.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
They got the buckle fat.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they just they just
do away with a few wrinkles and then they put
those wrinkles you.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Know in the in the I don't know, man school,
like fucking like Hannibal. Yeah, and just fucking take the
top of it. Just hit it with a and eat
it and eat it with a nice k and some father.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
It's very smooth. I have I have nothing to say
in defense of her. She'd been talking about black women.
Speaker 5 (54:57):
You.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
I hope they sue you.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
They are, they are forty.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
They win for a hefty seven will bro seven million.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Seven million, un million, which was seven paper Brooklyn, which
we have met the man on the other day.
Speaker 8 (55:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, yeah, how great. God kill myself there. It's gonna
be a problem. It's gonna be Oh no, we miss Lins.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Now, we miss Lis.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
But it's got the money's gonna stay in the family
because we're gonna do the funeral at or Tease.
Speaker 4 (55:30):
You know what I'm saying is Changed Bridge and the
concourse wherever the concourse. Yeah, that's what we're gonna have funeral.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
You fucking cowards. All you enjoyed this girthy, meaty episode
I'm saying episode thirty two.
Speaker 10 (55:46):
You heard?
Speaker 1 (55:47):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, But listen, I want
to leave you with one final thought. You know what
I'm saying. First of all, I want to say shout
out to the gang.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
You know, saying lisbilitnel Vaya the guard.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
You know what I'm saying, her boy's boss and her
sign insane.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
You know what I'm saying, grows a white hair. Every
time I do that, I want to leave you with
this final thought, what if he was a bitch?
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Right episode thirty out
Speaker 5 (56:25):
Oh my god, I'm legitary like like like
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