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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, so uh fill me in tone because uh,
I'm starting to get a little confused here. I mean,
what what what exactly are we doing here? Who the
fuck are all these people? What the fuck you mean
you do not? We're here to defend democracy. We hit
a defend democracy so that we could get the fucking
the sanitation contract in Millwood. Yeah, but why the fuck
is there a guy shirtless with a fucking Viking helmet on?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Guys? You know what these guys are, man, But we're
here to do one thing and one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Holy all right, my fucking gumad h Nancy, she's got
a lot of stuff in her office. All right, we
gotta go up there, get the laptop, and get the
fuck out of here. That's what we're here to do.
We're not here to deal with fucking Joe Bumpkin over here,
all right, So let's get the fucking work, all right.
Let's just see, let's just see what this hotty situation develops.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, all right, Hey, to listen, I mean, whatever you say,
you know, I mean, at the end of the day,
you're a boss. But this is really looking like some.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sick shit satanic black magic is going on around.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hey, look, Look, there's people scaling the walls. To look.
I just had fucking hip surge of it. That's what
I'm trying to tell you. Let them. Let the fucking
dump Dynasty guys scale the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
They'll draw the intention away and he fuckus do that,
and then we get in and we get Pelosi's laptop,
and then we save the fucking democracy power.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's what I'm gonna do, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I get they're going, let's come on, let's do it
going as long as the fucking Canyon doesn't win again.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Literary literary, you know, stoping.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Bro yo with its up your cowards. You know what
I'm saying. I almost forgot to say, Yo, what episode
is this? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
But I'm gonna say, what episode is this? Episode thirty one,
three thirty three, episode thirty three? Fucking the most insane, Nah,
not insane, the most mentally kojent important politically, you know
what I'm saying. Charged, sexually engaged like that podcast fuck
(02:13):
podcast bro art abstract modern art on the planet.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's ritually like, bitch, I'm here with his bellt or
tease rain. Nobody here. You know what I'm saying. He
got more Gundos than fucking Gundom. You know what I mean.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean it's sorta
like yeah yah yeah, yeah, yea yeah. You know what
I'm saying. It's to God.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
You know what I mean, Yapopopulis and uh you know
who it is?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
DJ and his son son Insane. Yeah yo, yah yo yo,
were here.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You know what I'm saying. It's a beautiful Monday, Doug.
I just paid twenty dollars for a coffee. I feel ashamed,
you know what I'm saying. I feel like I'm possible
with my ass. But it's a lot of shit going on.
First and foremost, we've been talking about this ship for
the last couple of episodes. Mike Tyson. I think Mike
fuck around and killed this white boy because he keeps
releasing videos of him training and they keep getting more
(03:05):
and more like aggressive bruh fam.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So this is one of them.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I scene and at like the three second mark, bro,
like he's just going, man, fact you know, have this
dude got the paths around his belly and like on
his hands and shait like and my taste is just
going like.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Fam.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
There was a point in that clip where he hit
Homie in the ribs and then Nigga just said, but
he just opened his eyes like you know when you
sleep on a pup like a bunt something, and they're like, yo,
wake up.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah. Yeah, He's like, you just hit an organ, bro,
by an organ.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think I seen one clip where he missed his
bare face by like a fucking fucking decimeter or whatever,
like a yaptometer, like whatever smaller than a centimeter is
he missed his face by that much, And like, I
fully believe that like that man, that man, he he
(04:00):
choose fucking like Nirvana. Every time something like that happens,
he sees his entire life flashed before his eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He's like every day that he trains.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Right now, Yeah, he d right could kill me today
by accident, yo.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
So allegedly he he tried to pay ten thousand dollars
to a zoo keeper because there was one gorilla who
was in there bullying all the other ones.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
He wanted to He wanted to go bully the gorilla.
This is not somebody you want to fight.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Man, Bro, How you want to date? What shorty?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yo? If I'm on a date and I like Tason,
I'm assuming like this is a person who's just trying
to fun.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
To keep with, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I'm just like, yo, I'm trying to just Yo,
let's go to the zoo sees for ship.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
See the raging tank.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah that's the emoji. Ever, brod is big chilling?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yo, what you do that? Why don't you do that
instead of being like, y'all want to fight a gorilla?
You're shorty, hold my jacket. I want to fight a girl.
I'm not interested in you no more. I want to
beat this gorilla.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I go on the day with a man and he
tell me, yo, hold my jacket real quick, and that's
what he tells you keep us.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
He's getting so much pussy, bro.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yeah, because like what if he wins? Then what also
the principle of it. He's a principal guy, you know
what I'm saying. He's some ship like yo, Uh listen,
I don't like bully. When I see people getting youth
and bully, it makes me angry. So I saw the
big gorilla bully and the smaller gorilla made me upset.
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I saw the fear in their eyes, and I don't
want to defend them. And I'm just like, yo, that's
man noble. Also you're crazy because you're trying to fight
a fucking gorilla.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, that thing is like like there are very few
like how do I say this? There are very few
out of shape animals. Yeah, there's very few animals in
the animal kingdom that are not ether.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And three of them that I just the koala, the panda,
and the sloth.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's it, b that's it. I'll fight those three.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah any day, Bro, you're trying to You're trying to
fight nine hundred pounds of sentient muscles.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeo, no, No, that's nuts. Bro.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You find like a character from Halo g that's like,
that's an insane prospect.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
If a girl's got small dicks though, what they got
tiny dicks?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
People people know?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
But why do you Why do you just know that?
Just because I see it? Because so when I was twelve,
I got.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
This is this is not better Broye.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I got accepted, like was like, yo, you gotta do
something for the summer. You're not just gonna be on
the block, you know what I mean? Like with these
little bozos like cause of trouble, Like you know what
I mean, so she put me in this program with
the Bronx Zoo called the Wise Science Program. So we
used to meet there every day like at ten o'clock
in the morning and just like you don't have a
little juice box and share a little bullshit like you
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know what I mean, like school lunch, breakfast, and then
you know what I mean, learn about animals, like going
around the zoo like never they were like little niggas
from the Brox. You can not get nowhere near the animals,
but we're gonna show you and teach you and whatever.
They put us in this fucking little classroom that was
right with like the gorillas. They got gorillas and like
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some other type of great ape like in the same area.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Right.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
So there's a big ass window in our classroom which
is like private, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's like it's not like open to the public. You
can't go in there.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
So it's for this program specifically, But the big ass
window looks out onto the gorilla like great ape enclosure.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Bro The first I never get this motherfucker is dude
named Ron He is.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
A black zookeeper, but he had like the ponytail and
ship he had like a ponytail, and he was always.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Dressed like a zook keeper.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
He was always just like fucking like my man Steve
Irwin with the khaki.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He was dressed like Bill Murray and Osmosis Jones.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
So he can first day first.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
But before he even said hi, my name is Ron,
he's seen us looking at the gorillas and he was like, yo.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He's like, guys, one very important thing is you're all
here to learn and we're going to respect wildlife. We're
gonna respect nature. Okay. One thing you have to know
about these apes is they are very territorial. They're very
you know, uh, their their their family there, they have
they have a unit. And when they have a unit,
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any danger to that unit, any perceived danger to that unit,
they will react aggressively. So I say all that to
say this, do not look at them in the eyes.
They perceive that as a sign of a great shit.
If you stare at the gorilla in its eyes, it
will think you're being aggressive and it will try to attack,
and we don't want it. Did word?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
So you just told thirty little niggas from the Bronx, Yo,
don't do that.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Yeah, why did you.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Say that you could have just said nothing and none
of us would have known until we did a by accident.
Now it's eight of us at the window like this,
like I s grilling the gorilla. Bro, I skrelling gorilla.
I scream gorilla. He's looking looking, looking, then out of
nowhere talking about animals or every animals in shape. Bro
was like thirty yards away from the window and did
the cat Williams under some four three forty straight at
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that fucking window.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Bro was like boom boom.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I was like, oh shit, yo, that yoh Bro, the
dookie came out of my ass and right back in
my ass. Like that's how scared I ship in my
pisons and un shipped myself. That's how scared I was.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
That shit came up and was like bow bow I
thought it was gonna break the fucking window.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Bro, Holy fuck yo, f who the fuck is you?
He said, ship in sho yo now and then so
back to the tiny dick theory or or not theory.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
It's nothing to do with that, no, no, it has
I'm gonna do that because when Bro came up, he
spread out like that, like he put his arms up
like some aggressive ship and like he was running with
his little legs, but his meat was hanging down.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Bro, that ship looked like you ever put a chicken
nugget in the air fry for too long? Yeah, like
you dehydrate. You made this, he made chicken nugget.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
He put the breakfast dehydrate for twenty minutes. That's that
motherfucking dick looked like it was tiny.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh my god. Tiny. That's why they so aggressive. Bro,
they got little dicks.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Once again, I just want to reiterate now, everything Liz
knows about male anatomy across different species has been against
her will. We have no HR, so she just has
to eat that.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Yeah, I got to go to house fall is cock shaming.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You know. I don't think girls, even kiddo, they don't care.
They're like yo, like like they get busy anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, I haven't seen that ship.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
I gotta Yeah, I got a small dick, but you
know what I'm saying it in size, you know what
I mean? Like I think gorilla female girls in our
side squeeze. I think it's with the overall over.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Look at a gorilla. Bro.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
If your man could beat the ship out of anybody
in any room.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Yeah, you could walk around like like you don't give
a fun.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
If you can beat the ship out of everybody except
Mike Tyson, you know, then then you're then you're probably
they're probably doing well in life.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
How do you think?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Like I feel like that's a pretty fair matchup, like
Mike Tyson versus like.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Gorilla, a small girl.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Gorilla?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, yeah, Like.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
I feel like he would kill the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Bro Yo.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Part of me is like that's crazy because it's gorilla
and I've I've I've been getting high for my whole life,
you know what I'm saying. So I watched these are
things I entertained, and it's like, yo, could I fuck
up with gorilla?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Or like what would you rather fight a hundred mice
or one gorilla type of ship? One hundred rats on
one gorilla? Like damn, you know what I'm saying. Like
I'm just sitting there like.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
YO, probably could step on the rat head, but like
it's a lot of them. The gorilla, it's just what
but he's mad Diesel.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
So it's like, you know, so I think about the
ship all the time, and I learned that gorillas have
mass strong bones, so it's mad hard to like break
their leg or like, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So I don't know, maybe if you poke them in eyes,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
But I mean everybody got sensitive eyes and bite.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
You could bite them, but it's just gonna make them angry.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
What about this?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
What about it?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I'm sorry? What about Mike Tyson and his tiger.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And oh my god, that's that's I'm sorry, that's just teking.
That's taking nine taking a DLC bro.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We got we got the physical load.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, man, yo, you know what they got. You know,
they gotta put in tech and they gotta put Mike
Tyson in teching, and they got to put cation that
in Teken. They gotta pute who is super popping right now?
I mean, who is super popping right now?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Period? Started the Ryan Times Square for one PlayStation both.
You know what I'm saying, ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
And apparently Kanye thinks he's a pawn that's being used
by the elites, you know what I'm saying, to shame
him out of his clothing company. Because he said constant
some pants and it was like the Gyrant Subway pants bro.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Like it was like he says, the pants I used
to wear likely.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Put him on and the ships fell right back.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
You know, Like I don't know what it is, bro,
but like when motherfuckers are little like ups, everything they
do is humor by like ten percent, you know what
I'm saying. So this little nigga sitting there in this
big as streaming room, he puts the pants on it
and they just fall down like lots and he goes, yo.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah what the fuck?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Man less?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, what's the fun? Yeah? You put man?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
His parts are on his ankles and they kind of
got old man and was like, Yo, they're using you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You insulting me, And he's like, Yo, I ain't some
you gang. I'm just you know my The DM was like,
what the funk I do? That's the most bronxing.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Yo?
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Yeah, Yo, you go bad for him though, because it's
like bro, he said, I was just like.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
I see him as a kid, as a kid with
unfortunately millions of like friends. It's like now bro, everybody
is just hounding on him to like this like this sound.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
You know, it's so crazy because it's like people know
like it used to be like Yo, I want to,
I want to, I want everybody to see my ship.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Let me put a.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Commercial on fucking David Letterman or whatever that ship is.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Dad. So it was just like all right, bro, like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You either got to you either got a stream or
show up on Victory.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Like, baby, there's a for you here. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Comfy, you know we are the fieldure media.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Be a part of the dark side.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, but Liz, Liz, you wrote in the in the
doc you wrote, is the future of every industry now
just on the backs of twenty year olds who are
streaming the teenagers? So like, because you pose the question,
but now I want to know your answer.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Unfortunately it is Yeah, it sucks. But because these people will,
these kids to me, have such huge fucking platforms and
they have access to millions of people. Now everybody's looking
to them to promote their music, to promote their cute music,
I mean, to promote the music, to promote art, to
promote clothing, whatever it is. But it's like, should we
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put the burden on them? This is just somebody who
found something that he liked to do, which is stream
and people fell in love with him because he's funny
or whatever. They see themselves and now he is being
harassed by one of our greatest rappers. And now his
manager is like coming at him too. He wants to
meet up with Kai Awsome like, Lessling Cup, you can
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bring your whole squad, I'll bring one man.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Listen, listen, man, that's not happening. You know a lot
because cash from the Bronx, you know what I'm saying.
And then Kanye, I'm telling you right now, if you
try to put one finger on that darling little boy's head,
you're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, right, readied to fuck you up.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah yeah, I mean, I mean alleged, allegedly.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We don't want to. We don't want to.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We don't want them to start a podcast reeco on
Victory List. That's gonna room feel fucking easy. Yeah yeah.
The agent that's assigned to this podcast just went goddki,
what happened?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
They sat allogically ship take the yard down from the
bulletin by Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
The other the agent assign of the bulletin board is
just Charlie. Is this conspiracy Charlie?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
He said it again, Yeah yah yeah yah center again.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
There's clearly a thread here, you know, but yeah, yeah,
I I do agree. I think it looks and it
also looks silly when like people who have been around
longer than streaming has been as popular as it is
have to show up like if like for example, like
if an Ice Spice goes on Kai Sinat's stream, I'm
not looking at that. That makes perfect sense to me.
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They're bolt, yeah, they're both like they're twenty and twenty
two or twenty one and twenty three now. But Nicki
Minaj going on stream looks insane. Into that's crazy, and
not for any reason, like not for any particular reason,
but just like yo, Nicki Minaj, like she established her
empire before that, so it seems weird that now she
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has to do this to like get an album off.
But it makes sense though.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Because it's crazy to me too, because you you said it, bro,
like Shorty's already established.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
You could start twitch dot tv Nicki Minaj right and
probably do the same, not the same, but like close
to those numbers, bro, because like everything that she put yo,
she's an established artist, bro.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Would it's not a fandom a.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Stand yeah, nig And like when you have a standard,
they will follow you anywhere anywhere bro so so, and
they go on.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Cries or just like other Twitch streamers because they want
to reach the younger generation like younger younger thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, Yeah,
which to me is like, bro, for the fuck?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
What hello?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
What the what the fuck do they need to listen
to the Queen album for that's for us, that's for adults.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yeah, hello, that's that's for people of a certain age. Okay,
all right, Like listen, there's certain things that I will
listen to because my kids are in that, like my son,
my oldest is thirteen now. So it's like, all right,
you know what I mean, Like whatever you listening to,
I want in the two Just I don't look like
a goofball, you know what I'm saying. When I go
to pick you up at school and shit, I want
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to be playing some shit that you know what I mean?
It makes you look cool, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Like you don't want to be out of your depth,
you know what I mean? As a parent, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
But at the same time, it's just like, bro, I'm
not going to go see like.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Fucking we're not We're not We're not going to watch
We're not going to a concert of avtuber, which is
like a virtual YouTuber to then watch a screen in person.
We're not doing that, No, no, no, there's also a
certain artists and I can't. I'm like, I feel crazy
going to the shows myself, Like I feel like I'm
too old to go to roll it loud Dolo. You
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know what I'm saying, Like I got to bring my
kid with me, bro, Like, yeah, my kid, he want
to see.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah they eat all these motherfuckers, Yes, sir, me too,
But like know, yeah, it's fun the sun thing, you
know what I'm saying. But like if I'm just at
Dolo in the sea of like eighteen year olds, that
shit is weird.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Nigga got forty years old, bro, Like, what the fuck
are you over here doing? Like you're giving like weird
like Drake Billy, Bobby Brown Wise, bro, Like like what
is going on? Why are you hanging around all these
young little motherfuckers?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Like it is weird.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
But I think it's cool to stay in tune with
the youth. But you don't need to be in those crowds. Yeah,
Like you don't want you don't ever want to be
the uncle like hanging around.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Yeah, like you don't want to be the uncle at
the at the twenty one and up lounge.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Guy, or like the guy that like graduated high school
but he was like number one pick for like varsity whatever.
He's still like holding onto that ship like he peaked
in high school and you could clearly tell that's why
he's like always over there and ship. You still got
the jacket on and ship like like.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Please yeah, Poka.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
That makes person with perfect sense with the Nicki Mina situation,
because I feel like she lost a lot. She still
has her stands do not go yeah, but there are
a lot of people who will stop fucking with her
because as we grow up, you just lose, do you see. Yeah,
It's like if your music doesn't grow with the audience,
you got to reach back in. That's why she's going
back in to reach the younger crowd, because the people
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who grew up with her are like, yes, time.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Is done, and it's like it's it's like a it's
like a showbiz thing, but it's just like some people
do it, some people don't.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Some people get caught.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Up in like yo, when you're popping popping, like it's
like drugs, bro, Like when you're at that height, height
of your ship. Like I'm trying to think of, like
what was what's the height of Nikki Manager's career, Like
I don't want to say starship something like that, but
like that's really when she like crossed over.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Was like, Yo, you're a mainstream you got mainstream songs.
You are on Z one hundred, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Like her rise, her rise was like volcanic in that
sense because like she she wasn't she wasn't as far
as I remember, she wasn't underground for that long. She
just she just established herself as like yo, like I'm
from Queen's this is what it is. And like the
streets really funck with Like I'm not just like some
you know, I'm not just like Triny Doll or whatever,
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you know what I mean. Like it's like, no, I
can actually rap and I can hang with the boys
and shit, and like that was she came up in
a space where like there really was only room for
like one or two rap girlies, and she fucking beefed
with everybody under the sun at the time. She didn't
she beef with Trina or whatever.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
And it's like, well, Trina was the only person I
think that she was friends with, but now she's beefing
with Trina.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, so and like it's Trina, bro, please like it's
the badest. Yeah, and like when when was the last
time Trina bothered anybody?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
You know what I'm saying, don't Trada what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Trick Daddy looks like he got diabetes. Boy, he looks
like bro, re some peace. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Listen, We're gonna run some ads for fuck fucking Hungarian
female condoms, but we'd be right back.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Don't move, b So, I just got a turbo shot
my coffee and my tis hard.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Literit literity, like Yo, back, you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I hope that you enjoyed, Uh those ads for Bolivian
spring water.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You know what I'm saying. But we're back, you know
I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
We was talking about Constanat and how Kanye was trying
to shame him and say, Yo, you're being ruled by
the elite.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But Yo, streaming is hard, bro, Yeah, streaming is hard.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Doug, Like, I like I am, you know, an established person,
you know what I'm saying, And I go on switch bro,
and I'm not doing eighty thousand consecutive viewers with well,
I gotta put this chat in slow mode because it's.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Like going so crazy. Looks like the fucking matrix. Yeah,
you know what I mean. But like certain people do
certain things to stand out, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, and that's that's how you end up like with
people like uh, with people like fucking Aidan Ross and shit,
where like they just have to be incendiary and volatile,
like because that's what you kind of gotta do.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Now you gotta, I can give Cody two million dollars, Yeah,
come to my house.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You gotta, yeah, you gotta be a conservative shill or
you gotta like, you know, you gotta pimp. You essentially
got to pimp the algorithm. And somebody who's incredible at
that is Morgpie and I and Morgpie for those of
you who don't know is I guess I'll tame the
term for for the sake of the podcast. But she's
what people would call a thirst streamer, where like you
(24:10):
kind of yeah, where like you kind of yeah, like
you kind of just watch her because she's attractive and like,
you know what I mean, and like this is like
towing the line between like actual porn and like not. Really,
she's changed the meta yet again, because before she did
it with like implied nudity, and it was like a
whole fucking thing on Twitter, like everybody was like, Yo,
there's kids on here, and then the counter argument was like,
well there's kids on Twitter as well. There's not you
(24:33):
know what I mean, And there's porn all over this place.
There were also kids on Tumblr in twenty eleven, porn
all over there as well, poor gifts. Yeah, you can
also simply lie, like when you go on porn Hub,
Hey are you eighteen?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah? Yeah, Like what the fuck? There's no vetting.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Process, No I can't go here.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Well, well, you know, I'm such a law abiding and
I have to.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
I have to click now because I am clearly seventeen
and a half by Bob.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Said that add to follow the rules, and That's what
I'm to do.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, so click, and then I would go watch the
j C. Petty Brook and then I'm gonna go read
Good Housekeeping and get all that way.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
But so Morgpie changed the meta yet again by wearing
green screen booty shorts and then streaming I think it
was Fortnite. That's the clip that's going around and then
streaming Fortnite on her ass and you only see like
the silhouette of her ass because it so it's not
really her ass, but it's the shape of it. And
then right next to that is her body like you know,
(25:37):
her torso and her face whatever playing the game and bro,
you you gotta give it up when game is game.
BROI what a fucking genius man, Like no marketing team,
no marketing team could have ever came up with their
That's that's straight up ingenuity based on the time we're
(25:59):
living in.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
This is this is an individual creators having talent, you
know what I'm saying. And you can put twenty executives
in the room, like you said, they ain't gonna come
up with that ship man shout out to her because
those streams are fire because when they come out.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
You know what I'm saying, it's like ass. You feel me?
So I enjoy ASS. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. That's what makes it great
because listen, if you can't enjoy ass, what can you enjoy?
What are you? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Like like Liz Is it gay to be alive? You
know what I'm saying, Yes, right, But is it gay
to enjoy ass? Because motherfucker's be angry at ass bro
on the internet.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Let me let me keep it. Let me let me
keep it.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
No, I'm not even gonna do it. Shout out to
women in tech, shout out to more.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yo, put in the grenade.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Get serious for a second, but we're gonna keep it.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Like.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
I think it's wonderful. I think that she she she
Come on, man.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
If if if motherfuckers is paying money to literally look
at you in this economy, go crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
More power to your facts. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
If y'all want to pick my feet, you know what
I'm saying, just saying, we could do that, Liz feet
as well. Rainy science that he's out. I'm out here,
locked in, but Rainy and there's both sign the waiver
that their feet picks is available.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
If y'all want.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I didn't even read that.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Oh my god, yo, imagine that.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Like so all right, you know, sex workers will work,
but it's got to feel crazy to be like, Yo,
I made a million off of feet picks.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You know what I'm saying. You know it's gonna feel
like bodied it.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
You know what's even crazy?
Speaker 7 (27:52):
And they're not not ever making a million dollars and
then having your body hurt because you got to do
construction or dealing with fuck ask patients at a fucking office,
or dealing with people outside.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Have you have a dealt with humans? Bro?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Have you ever sent an email to follow up the
last email and then they and then you send a
follow up to the follow up email. Hey, just so
you could follow up on the last follow up email,
we'll circle back and then Yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Bro, if you could make a million dollars taking pictures
of your feet, fucking do it?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh my god, bez you don't got to swing a
sludge shorty, Yo.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
I know what, shorty, who makes some good motherfucking money.
She hasn't worked a good job. I'm well, a good job.
She hasn't worked an office job or anything else for
the last four or five years.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, man, damn well.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Shout out, shout out sex work, shout out horny motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You know what I mean, Horney, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Keep an economy, keeping keeping the oldest economy on earth.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Literally, bro.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
See, so many people complain about porn and porn stars
and how they treat sex workers, especially women. Yeah, Bro,
porn is a fucking trillion dollar industry.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Who's ying? Bro?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
They all all, all of them, all of them.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
You're really mad because you can't get it to yourself.
That's what you're really about.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's it's also like, uh, it's also I mean, you know,
I'm in the fucking industry, so like it's like, you know,
especially with women, I don't full disclosure, I do not
see nearly half even a quarter of the of the
scrutiny that my that my women, you know what I mean,
cohorts be fucking see shure, And like, I think part
of that is, like, you know, not to go off
(29:34):
on a on too crazy of attentionent. But like a
lot of these guys don't see sex work as work
and they don't see sex workers as human and like
anybody listening that feel like you can get off on
this person and then also disrespect them for free, That's
not how this ship works, bro.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
I think I have a theory about that ship too,
that dudes think sex work is not real work because
for dude, busting and ut is very simple.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying like so if it
seems easy to me.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
As as a guy, Yo, when I got a busting
up budget, jerk over and I'm done. You know what
I'm saying, that's it. So it's like, Yo, was that work? No,
but that's not what the work is, stupid, Like, that's
not sex work, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's setting the camera up, it's getting your lighting right,
it's the it's getting the angle right.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Because even that as a whole, it's a whole different thing.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah. It's also and you know, maybe this may be
t M I or whatever, it's also staying hard the
whole time.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Sorry, yeah sorry, but like sometimes, like bro, I'll be
in the middle of a shoot and I'm just not
fucking into it anymore.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
And that's yeah, And that's real as hell. That's because
I make solo ship most of the time.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like, so imagine like you you you you've said this
before on this podcast where you're like, yo, if if
we if my body knows that we're just doing this
to go to sleep, you're not getting.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
All the way miss Bros. Like that half the water
balloon that didn't fill up all the way yeah. You
know what I'm saying, old water coming out.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Now imagine now imagine you have to get all the
way every time on camera.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Listen, I'm using p these, bro, I went to I'm
going to hymns hens. You get you're getting the honey
from from hockey. I'm saying, honey, yeah, bro, use pancakes.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Really so like yeah so yeah man, Yeah, that ship
is real work.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Bro. You know you know how you got to draw
your kitchen. They got like ketchen package, pig horse power,
honey package. I got the Rhino pills.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I got the pill with you, Duke and the ship.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
For some reason, that is a crazy ship, bro, that
it's called like oh street overlord, ye like that is that? Yo?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Me a solid decade to realize that that was you.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
And what the does cap Com is Capcom or what?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Somebody plays all this.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
They got if they want no parts, bro, matter of fact,
they probably they probably made that ship in Japan. Somebody
at Capcom made that ship. And it was like, now
we can't use this as wild wild bro put that ship.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Speaking of like video.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Game characters and ship what what like what fictional characters.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You think would have been would have been in the January.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Since ri ship, this is the most fun thing.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It is accessible.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
But to les who putting this in because yo, that
ship had me dying, bro, and I just immediately started
having them high.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Thoughts, haigh thoughts, had thoughts, and.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
I was just like, have my short list whenever you aready, Yo,
these are some people I think would be a part
of the fucking Capitol Hill Storm and whatever. Number one
Elliott Stabler's daughter from All Ship. Yeah, piece of ship,
she was bro. Also Eddie from Edited Eddie the Little Short.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Bitch.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
I hated him growing up. That's why I didn't watch
the show.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
He was definitely a part of the Fox from Dora
the Explorer. But he gives me, yeah, he gives me
Cuban kkk bob. It's like an all right Spanish dude.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
And then my last one, My last one is the
grandfather from Curious.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Would definitely be there. Come on, Maga Houston would go crazy,
Wow he got he got the camel Maga hat.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
This ship you got flavors. My ship immediately came to
mind was with two people. One is like an older
reference and one is like that so old. But told
Mader this fucking tow truck from cars. I was like,
he was there, you know what I'm saying, that motherfucker
with you go old like, it's like, yeah, but openions
to yourself because you're he around us.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
But I feel like.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Mader would be there just because there's people that talk
like him that are there.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But he wouldn't know why he's there. He's just there
to have a good time.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
What do we do.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
We're climbing a wall, a four wheel drive, Yeah, he'll
be up. Yeah, some Pelosi's off?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh my god, who was that? Somebody gud shot? Somebody
just fell over?
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Oh no, goddamn it, somebody somebody get bait.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Who's the guy with them?
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Who's the guy with their fucking helmet? Yo?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
That?
Speaker 5 (34:37):
And then fucking Yosemite Sam obviously Bro, he always walking
around with two big guys guns. He got a long ass.
Much as he's white, you know what I'm saying. He
looks like he got a Confederate flag tat somebody someone.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
The trifecta, the Warner Brothers trifecta would be Yosemite Sam Foghorn, Leghorn.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And yeah, it was all there, Bro, wearing like gene vests. Yeah, yeah,
they was all there.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Secret like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Definitely, and you would think Woody, but Wood He's like.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
No, like yo, yeah, wood He's like to like, yo, come.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
On, He's like he's like the Capitol Police.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, now that I think about it, Uh, this probably yeah, this, this, Yeah.
I think I only have like two. One of them
is pretty obvious, just like Angela from the Office. Oh yeah,
Angela from the Office.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Would one be there.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, and then and then my other one was, uh,
what the fuck? Uh what's his name? Goddamn damn?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, let me get a goddamn.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, I'm drawing a blank on the second one. But
but yeah, Angela, for sure, Angela would be there, and
then Dwight would be there to spy on Angela.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I think also Tony Danza he's the boss. Yeah, Tony
from Who's the book?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Angel Mona? Like he was mad Italian with it. I
was just like, bro, I don't know which way you'll
be going, you know what I'm saying, Likeian dudes, you
you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh, oh, now, I remember Pauli from the Sopranos.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Wait, but he.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Would he would get lost on the waist somewhere else.
After January sixth, Right, he'd be.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Like, yeah, tone, guy, he's all these white guys out here.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
It's like, yeah, Tone, you gotta come fucking get me.
I don't know what's going on by the White House.
It's me and Christaphuck, there's a bunch of there's a
bunch of motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
And what the fuck are you talking about? What are
you saying?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, you know how you told us to come to
Maryland to, you know, take care of the DMV.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
No, no, no, I said the d m V. You fucking
punch the d m V like the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Oh why are you in Maryland? Oh we're in Jersey.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
We don't got no contract. Tone and that tone. Hold
on talking, Oh my god, hold on.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Christoph, And what's up, PAULI do you m V like
the depart not the actual d m V, not the
not the.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
The Uhland Virginia.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
All right, bro, listen, I got two tickets on his
boat bus. Let's get the fun out of here.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, Tone, Yeah, we're gonna have to call your back.
It's getting really fucking weird out here. Tone like wolves,
satanic black magic ship they're doing over here.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Get out of the All right, you guys do that.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Like what the funk? I needed that I needed. I
needed you guys to pay off my suspension today.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Got that today?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah? Yeah, Jesus tat Syracuse.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, why don't you, Why don't you take that boyet
and shove it up your ass, Christopher.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
And shove it up your ass?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
And he looks at a box of Uncle Ben's and passes.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Out more juice box down and ship.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Oh ship, yeah yo.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I think I think I also think that they were
probably one, like you know, Paullie and Chris, Pauli and
Christopher would probably end up victims of the spring break
cracked down in Miami.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Oh oh hey, we was just trying to make some
money down here with trying to fall no trouble.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
But uh, it's a lot of you know, it's a
lot of good tone we got yeah, tone we got
stopped by the cops. Tone, what do you want me
to tell them? They fucking Pauli wilding out.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Telling me going to the SLS, You fucking schmuck.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, but I think I think that's been I think
that's been crazy. Like that whole ship in Miami is.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Dog and it happened anyway.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Yeah, like they again going back to the fucking don't
look at the gorillas and eyes.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
You told a bunch of you know who's going down
there for spring break?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Be Yeah, it's fucking Kingsbridge Uptown, that's what's going down
in for spring break.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
You just told them don't come here for spring break.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
But also, I feel like they just released that video
two weeks before spring break.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Come on, you had to post that seven months of yeah, yeah,
flights a year.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
Yeah, that's what they should have did. But guess what
I'll say.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
It's Miami, bro, Like it's it's fucking I think people
should just fucking relax, cause it's like, you know what
it's like.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
When it's kind of violent, shit and dr and shit.
Everybody's wild and it's a mess.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Everybody going crazy, having fun, party in all across the Caribbean, carnivals, fun,
everybody's throwing, fucking painting there and wild hitting. You're hitting
each other with balloons. Bro, Miami is Miami, dog, Just
let it be fucking hamsterdamn be like, especially if spring break,
you know what I'm saying, like, because I don't know, listen,
if you live in.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Miami, I'm sorry you know what I'm saying, Like, if
that's where you live and you go to school there,
like y'all you want peace of quiet, I'm sorry, Nigga,
you live in Miami, Like, what the fuck do you want? Dog?
Like if you want piece of quie, nigga moves to Wyoming.
That's what I'm saying. Like I was not.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
I hate motherfuckers that like move to like Yo, I lived.
I'm fucking from Nuttley, fucking Connecticut, but I moved to
fucking one ninety second in Valentine, and I'm like, hey, guys,
can you keep it down? Like mag I'm fucking sad.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, my girl left, so I'm gonna listen to this
fucking frank that Yes, yeah, mad loud. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
This fucking Louis got mad loud because I'm in my feelings, bro,
And these windows are made of paper machet. Sorry, you
know what I'm saying. Go fucking talk to the slum
lord that built the ship. Did you say paper rochet,
paper mache? I thought, bro, Yeah, I swear to god,
I was about.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I was about. I was about to fucking light you up, bro.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Because I was Yeah, because that's not so you didn't
tell me you got so much money?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Do you got chocolate walls?
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Brot, she got chocolate walls in the crib, But you
got chocolate walls in the crib.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
But you only paying.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
That's what you're paying. It's not don't touch me. I
forgot don't touch because because now I'm about to violate you.
Now I'm gonna get why. I just sweat.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Food because if we getting this, in fact, we get
this spec at the end of the day, at the
end of the day, I'm fro queens you.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I'm staying what you're saying. You know what I'm saying.
I love one punch and I love listen.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I love one punch.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
I love one Man's ships and my hero ship going
crazy right now. Academia, my boy, my boy Deco, my
boy Decko.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Going in was like, what are you talking about? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
One is like, man, man, if you want to go
start your own show, talk about this. Get yeah, we
because we already already in the pond.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
No no podcasting. That's the name of the pres two
syllables shortening god damn shirt shirt.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
I want to see I want to see motherfuckers trying
to pronounce anything in Arabic.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Bro, anything, Bro.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
I want to try to hit up SMI and come on,
a human. I want to try to hit that ship
one time. Damn, Bro, you just gotta put us on
that put us on the watch's just now, Victor. We're
in the top five, most wanted, most wanted podcast, most
wanted pop.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Please Bro, please Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I'm sorry. That's like that's that's like my listen. That's
like my red book for winter Shoulder, like the winter Winter, winter.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Shoulders Shoulder, the winter shoulders stand from We gotta take
a break because we gotta rewire, because I'm talking about
Pereiro Shade. He's talking about winter shoulders, you know what
I'm saying. Liza's here just looking at the sky like
wondering why she got.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Place with us in this world.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, finding things out about Dick because she did not
want to know.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
We're gonna take a short break so you can learn
about dehydrated sausages.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
We'll be right back, yeah, liter.
Speaker 8 (42:56):
Right, thank you for tune of them, my beautiful people,
spring break.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
She's talking. She'd be calling us ugly every five minutes.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, she'd be calling us ugly ball bitches should be
smacking us a ship.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
I can't I can't wait till we get video that
she's gonna stop. Yeah, because as soon as the video
is gonna.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Cho slandering my character bro on women's history moment, we
don't get a break.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
This is crazy, Honestly, I think I think that should
be a rule. Because this spring break is during March.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I think no.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I think women should be able to get away with
anything facts during during during spring break in Miami, I
think no women should be arrested. And I think all
the men that they arrest should go through card jutsu
and they should be which is which is when they
just stick everybody, get everybody out the paddy wagon and
they stick them in this car, two at a time,
(43:47):
and they just beat the ship out of each.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Other, and whoever loses gets arrested. Because this is real.
Speaker 5 (43:54):
This is not something that your favorite drunk dolphin made up.
This is real like this is and this niggas fighting
in the car essentially.
Speaker 8 (44:01):
Literally, you get in a car, they start the time up.
You try your best to make it to the back,
and they've just choking each other. I will seat belts.
Oh kind of ship.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
So you got to get to the backseat. That's like
the goal.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I'm assuming, I don't know what. Maybe you got to kill.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Each other bro, the goal you know because you listen
look this up and watch the video. Because I was like,
all right, this is like weird, but it's not that
weird until I realized that there was barefoot in there, like.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
It's like UFC m m A in the front of
behind the civin. Yeah, it was is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
They're in full They're in full like m m A
like suits, you know, like them skin tight suits whatever
that is called.
Speaker 8 (44:41):
And they strong as hell.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
To yo, I've seen him wrap the seatbelt around his
I was like, this is abortion, Like where is the rest?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Is the rest of another card?
Speaker 8 (44:55):
What's happening?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
It's just a crash of me the button. That was cool,
y'all do it again? That ship is nuts.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
They also have a fucking game show where it's like
you haven't played Don't touch the Lava when you was
a kid, Yes, whereas you couldn't touch the get on
the tables, the couches, the chest they have that now.
Speaker 5 (45:15):
They made a whole Netflix series out of that ship, Bro,
multiple seasons.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
The Flora is Lava. I was like, Yo, this is crazy.
This is hey. I watched every season.
Speaker 8 (45:26):
On the right.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, because it's listen, everybody in this room, swell we
there's some ship that you will.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
Watch this podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Everybody in this room.
Speaker 8 (45:38):
What Lettuce of the Devil? You speaking of Jesus all
of them?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yo, I'm not gonna hold your bro Victory like, like
just the cast of Victory Like will go crazy on
the Flora's Lava. Bro, Netflix, we all know what I'm
saying at your bullet, Netflix, Like I know, I know
y'all cook in another season.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Doug the Ship Society will do the whole thing with
technique twelve hundreds on his shoulders.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
You know what I'm saying, and win It gotta be.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
It gotta be us, the cast of Victory Light versus
the cast of Meek Mills hypothetical podcast. It's gotta be.
It's got to be.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
That would be who would be on Meek Mills podcast?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Somebody equally loud. It would be Meek Cassidy.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Oh you're gonna have nightmares about this?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Oh who else?
Speaker 8 (46:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
My god son, mystically Jesus Christ.
Speaker 8 (46:39):
What I want to say, I don't know his name.
What about the owner of you r O t V.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Oh my god, yeah, I don't know his name either.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Series any battle Wrapper it will be the loudest rap fantastic.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
That would be the loudest fucking podcast.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
You know when you're when you listen to the music
mad loud and your iPhone be like, hey, it give
said a little wedding, Like, Yo, you've been blasting this
shit for mad long, bro, you should probably turn the
valume that that shit is gonna ring off ten seconds
of the podcast.
Speaker 7 (47:09):
I just have one statement for mcmil well not this
isn't even for meg miil. If you work for Amazon Prime, right,
don't deliver no more equipment. If you see that joo microphones,
steal it. I want you to steal it. I want
you to resell it. Do whatever you want. In fact,
do not complete that delivery.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Band microphones until we figure out what's going on. Time
Congress needs to band podcast microphones. Dog.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
You know what I'm saying. All types of every shore mic. Yo,
You're not need to put someone like behind the glass
in the hood.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
They need to stup.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Put in the short mics behind the glass. Like you
gotta talk to somebody fill out a form.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
You know what I mean, like, Yo, what do you
need some psyche valuations? You need you to have an
MRI scan of your brain.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Instead of starting your podcast. I can't believe I'm saying this. Bro,
watch some sports because there's some pretty funny shit going
on right now.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
You know what I'm saying. Why your word facts?
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Thank you for bringing that up, because yesterday I saw
on the the the interwebs one of the funniest things
I've ever seen in life. For me, because I'm five
years old, in my brain was Grady Dick and I
think Jalen Smith. I'm a black Jayleen Black. I'm sorry
from fucking up your name, uh from the U. It
was the magic and the motherfucker. I don't know who
(48:25):
Gready Dick for. It doesn't matter. These dudes played together before,
and they did what a lot of NBA players do
at the end of the game. It's like, Yo, you
my guy. Folks at you, we homies, Let's swap jerseys
and a.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Lot of the times. Yo, hey, yo, you know what
I'm saying. Yo, you my man. I want you to
have this sweaty garment that I've been wearing for fucking
four hours. You know what I mean? I want you
to have this.
Speaker 8 (48:42):
I don't understand why you're having brotherhood live in public.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Friends that Wow. Yeah, I heard them when he put
it on.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
He went, yeah, if you ever had the pleasure of
having my number on I message and I hit you
with a voice though.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Just know that you're a very special person to me
and I love you very much. Yeah. So they swapping jerseys. Yeah,
that's I want to say. They swap his bit. That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
They swap jerseys and you know, the Orlando Magic official
Twitter took a picture of Grady Dick and Jalen Black
swapping jerseys and they're standing next to each other with
jerseys and the jerseys say black Dick. The only thing
that I could think of at that time was number one,
(49:35):
this is hilarious. And number two, I know there's a
Jalen Sugs on this team and you could have had
sugs Black Dick.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (49:46):
A way to make it worse.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Bro, The male brain does not develop. You know what
I'm saying. Oh, your frontal cortex doesn't develop. Doesn't develop
until the age of twenty five.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Nah, when you're on your deathbed as a man, that's
what it develops like when.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You start confessor. That's where you start. You're like, I
killed Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I'm ready to mature. You have six brothers, it's your
job to find them. That's our next Dominican drama. Bro.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yo, Yeah, that's Dominican Game of Thrones right there, Bro,
that's it.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
That's so true because I've always wondered. There's two things
that men find fucking hilarious, and that's number one, dix.
Men love drawing dicks or just like talking about dicks,
making jokes about dicks.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
Number two is farts.
Speaker 7 (50:39):
I don't know what it is about farting that men
just they just find to be so fucking comical.
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Already, I don't get it, his son, Yo, I don't
know what it is about, because you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
First of all, I tell you, I'll tell you my
theory about the dicks being funny, and my theory about
the first being funny.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
First dick's being funny.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Dicks are funny because they're just ugly, you know what
I'm saying, Like a dick of vagina is a beautiful thing.
Like if you look at a vagina, I never seen
a vagina been like, Yo, this ship is nasty, like
I don't want to look at you like turning the
lights off, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
But like a flaccid cock bro like you know what
I'm saying, that should look like a sad wizard. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Like it just looks like y like when you you know,
when you take the garbage out but it ain't really full,
It ain't really really be taken out. You just got
like a couple of heavy things in the bottom and
you just pull the bag out, and it's just like
a saggy ass sad wet bags.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Like yeah, you pull the bag out and it looked
like v I M jeans.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Yes, you know what I'm saying. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
You never seen somebody in the club slumped in a
corner drunk and they threw up on theyself and it
just like they look like it's just like a puddle
of human That's what a dick is like.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
It looks like a puddle of skin be.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
Oh my god, you know that's why it's hilarious. It
looks like fucking a block fish.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
The block fish.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, it looks like a blockfish, like come to
life type of ship.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Dig lessons with victory, like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
And then the fart is just funny because it's like, bro,
like you know, you're not supposed to fart, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
It's like against the rules. I guess it's like bad
manners to far in public.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
So when you do far, it's like yo, yo yo,
Heather be fighting, I'll be die laughing. Bro, She'll just
be doing the dishes a fart, you know what I'm saying.
I just be like you just did, yo, you farted?
Like I said it to everything.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
It's just like, Yo, you fining right now.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
She's like yeah, like yeah I far, Like yeah, girls fart, Yeah, yeah,
we fart, we pee, Like are you fucking dumb?
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Like yeah, I'm like yo, and I but you know
what it is. I ain't spell it, I ain't smell it.
This is probably don't fart it Like eight times during
this episode, you don't. I ripped one and you're gonna
and it's like, Yo, clear his bitch out, bro, because
you're a father. Like, once we hit that once, we
hit that echelon in our.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
So crazy.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Once we hit that echelon in our lives, it's all
the stress of being an active and actual active that
bile your Yeah, your your your stomach, your entrails become thermonuclear.
It's a it's a thermo. It's a reactor. It's no
longer a stomach. It is a nuclear reactor in there.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yo. You under so much stress as that, Liz, I
gotta tell you have.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
There's so much stress as a father that your digestive
system slows down, so everything stays inside you longer, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
So it smells worse. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
It's like when you leave garbage out in the sun.
You know what I mean, except it's garbage out for
my son.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
I think you guys work keeping me away from other hood.
You guys, you guys do wonderful jobs every single time.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, Yo, listen, you fucking ship.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
By next episode, we're gonna have an arranged marriage. I
hope you'll try to see you cows, because it'll be
back at like forty eight hours on another one.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Bitch is victory, Like you know what I'm saying, Liz,
Bell in the house, Raid in the house, and the
sun insane. It came miss the ten bodies. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
Any body can't murder human. Direct flight, we'll be right
fucking back.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
In a couple of hours. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
Wait, just sit right there at Holy Snipe.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
You a victory light, light like
All right, so uh fill me in tone because uh,
I'm starting to get a little confused here. I mean,
what what what exactly are we doing here? Who the
fuck are all these people? What the fuck you mean
you do not? We're here to defend democracy. We hit
a defend democracy so that we could get the fucking
the sanitation contract in Millwood. Yeah, but why the fuck
is there a guy shirtless with a fucking Viking helmet on?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Guys? You know what these guys are, man, But we're
here to do one thing and one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Holy all right, my fucking gumad h Nancy, she's got
a lot of stuff in her office. All right, we
gotta go up there, get the laptop, and get the
fuck out of here. That's what we're here to do.
We're not here to deal with fucking Joe Bumpkin over here,
all right, So let's get the fucking work, all right.
Let's just see, let's just see what this hotty situation develops.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, all right, Hey, to listen, I mean, whatever you say,
you know, I mean, at the end of the day,
you're a boss. But this is really looking like some.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sick shit satanic black magic is going on around.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hey, look, Look, there's people scaling the walls. To look.
I just had fucking hip surge of it. That's what
I'm trying to tell you. Let them. Let the fucking
dump Dynasty guys scale the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
They'll draw the intention away and he fuckus do that,
and then we get in and we get Pelosi's laptop,
and then we save the fucking democracy power.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's what I'm gonna do, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I get they're going, let's come on, let's do it
going as long as the fucking Canyon doesn't win again.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Literary literary, you know, stoping.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Bro yo with its up your cowards. You know what
I'm saying. I almost forgot to say, Yo, what episode
is this? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
But I'm gonna say, what episode is this? Episode thirty one,
three thirty three, episode thirty three? Fucking the most insane, Nah,
not insane, the most mentally kojent important politically, you know
what I'm saying. Charged, sexually engaged like that podcast fuck
(02:13):
podcast bro art abstract modern art on the planet.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's ritually like, bitch, I'm here with his bellt or
tease rain. Nobody here. You know what I'm saying. He
got more Gundos than fucking Gundom. You know what I mean.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean it's sorta
like yeah yah yeah, yeah, yea yeah. You know what
I'm saying. It's to God.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
You know what I mean, Yapopopulis and uh you know
who it is?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
DJ and his son son Insane. Yeah yo, yah yo yo,
were here.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You know what I'm saying. It's a beautiful Monday, Doug.
I just paid twenty dollars for a coffee. I feel ashamed,
you know what I'm saying. I feel like I'm possible
with my ass. But it's a lot of shit going on.
First and foremost, we've been talking about this ship for
the last couple of episodes. Mike Tyson. I think Mike
fuck around and killed this white boy because he keeps
releasing videos of him training and they keep getting more
(03:05):
and more like aggressive bruh fam.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So this is one of them.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I scene and at like the three second mark, bro,
like he's just going, man, fact you know, have this
dude got the paths around his belly and like on
his hands and shait like and my taste is just
going like.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Fam.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
There was a point in that clip where he hit
Homie in the ribs and then Nigga just said, but
he just opened his eyes like you know when you
sleep on a pup like a bunt something, and they're like, yo,
wake up.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah. Yeah, He's like, you just hit an organ, bro,
by an organ.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think I seen one clip where he missed his
bare face by like a fucking fucking decimeter or whatever,
like a yaptometer, like whatever smaller than a centimeter is
he missed his face by that much, And like, I
fully believe that like that man, that man, he he
(04:00):
choose fucking like Nirvana. Every time something like that happens,
he sees his entire life flashed before his eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He's like every day that he trains.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Right now, Yeah, he d right could kill me today
by accident, yo.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
So allegedly he he tried to pay ten thousand dollars
to a zoo keeper because there was one gorilla who
was in there bullying all the other ones.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
He wanted to He wanted to go bully the gorilla.
This is not somebody you want to fight.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Man, Bro, How you want to date? What shorty?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yo? If I'm on a date and I like Tason,
I'm assuming like this is a person who's just trying
to fun.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
To keep with, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I'm just like, yo, I'm trying to just Yo,
let's go to the zoo sees for ship.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
See the raging tank.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah that's the emoji. Ever, brod is big chilling?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yo, what you do that? Why don't you do that
instead of being like, y'all want to fight a gorilla?
You're shorty, hold my jacket. I want to fight a girl.
I'm not interested in you no more. I want to
beat this gorilla.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I go on the day with a man and he
tell me, yo, hold my jacket real quick, and that's
what he tells you keep us.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
He's getting so much pussy, bro.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yeah, because like what if he wins? Then what also
the principle of it. He's a principal guy, you know
what I'm saying. He's some ship like yo, Uh listen,
I don't like bully. When I see people getting youth
and bully, it makes me angry. So I saw the
big gorilla bully and the smaller gorilla made me upset.
(05:40):
I saw the fear in their eyes, and I don't
want to defend them. And I'm just like, yo, that's
man noble. Also you're crazy because you're trying to fight
a fucking gorilla.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, that thing is like like there are very few
like how do I say this? There are very few
out of shape animals. Yeah, there's very few animals in
the animal kingdom that are not ether.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And three of them that I just the koala, the panda,
and the sloth.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's it, b that's it. I'll fight those three.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah any day, Bro, you're trying to You're trying to
fight nine hundred pounds of sentient muscles.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeo, no, No, that's nuts. Bro.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You find like a character from Halo g that's like,
that's an insane prospect.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
If a girl's got small dicks though, what they got
tiny dicks?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
People people know?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
But why do you Why do you just know that?
Just because I see it? Because so when I was twelve,
I got.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
This is this is not better Broye.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I got accepted, like was like, yo, you gotta do
something for the summer. You're not just gonna be on
the block, you know what I mean? Like with these
little bozos like cause of trouble, Like you know what
I mean, so she put me in this program with
the Bronx Zoo called the Wise Science Program. So we
used to meet there every day like at ten o'clock
in the morning and just like you don't have a
little juice box and share a little bullshit like you
(07:19):
know what I mean, like school lunch, breakfast, and then
you know what I mean, learn about animals, like going
around the zoo like never they were like little niggas
from the Brox. You can not get nowhere near the animals,
but we're gonna show you and teach you and whatever.
They put us in this fucking little classroom that was
right with like the gorillas. They got gorillas and like
(07:40):
some other type of great ape like in the same area.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Right.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
So there's a big ass window in our classroom which
is like private, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's like it's not like open to the public. You
can't go in there.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
So it's for this program specifically, But the big ass
window looks out onto the gorilla like great ape enclosure.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Bro The first I never get this motherfucker is dude
named Ron He is.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
A black zookeeper, but he had like the ponytail and
ship he had like a ponytail, and he was always.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Dressed like a zook keeper.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
He was always just like fucking like my man Steve
Irwin with the khaki.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He was dressed like Bill Murray and Osmosis Jones.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
So he can first day first.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
But before he even said hi, my name is Ron,
he's seen us looking at the gorillas and he was like, yo.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He's like, guys, one very important thing is you're all
here to learn and we're going to respect wildlife. We're
gonna respect nature. Okay. One thing you have to know
about these apes is they are very territorial. They're very
you know, uh, their their their family there, they have
they have a unit. And when they have a unit,
(08:47):
any danger to that unit, any perceived danger to that unit,
they will react aggressively. So I say all that to
say this, do not look at them in the eyes.
They perceive that as a sign of a great shit.
If you stare at the gorilla in its eyes, it
will think you're being aggressive and it will try to attack,
and we don't want it. Did word?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
So you just told thirty little niggas from the Bronx, Yo,
don't do that.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Yeah, why did you.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Say that you could have just said nothing and none
of us would have known until we did a by accident.
Now it's eight of us at the window like this,
like I s grilling the gorilla. Bro, I skrelling gorilla.
I scream gorilla. He's looking looking, looking, then out of
nowhere talking about animals or every animals in shape. Bro
was like thirty yards away from the window and did
the cat Williams under some four three forty straight at
(09:38):
that fucking window.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Bro was like boom boom.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I was like, oh shit, yo, that yoh Bro, the
dookie came out of my ass and right back in
my ass. Like that's how scared I ship in my
pisons and un shipped myself. That's how scared I was.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
That shit came up and was like bow bow I
thought it was gonna break the fucking window.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Bro, Holy fuck yo, f who the fuck is you?
He said, ship in sho yo now and then so
back to the tiny dick theory or or not theory.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
It's nothing to do with that, no, no, it has
I'm gonna do that because when Bro came up, he
spread out like that, like he put his arms up
like some aggressive ship and like he was running with
his little legs, but his meat was hanging down.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Bro, that ship looked like you ever put a chicken
nugget in the air fry for too long? Yeah, like
you dehydrate. You made this, he made chicken nugget.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
He put the breakfast dehydrate for twenty minutes. That's that
motherfucking dick looked like it was tiny.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh my god. Tiny. That's why they so aggressive. Bro,
they got little dicks.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Once again, I just want to reiterate now, everything Liz
knows about male anatomy across different species has been against
her will. We have no HR, so she just has
to eat that.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Yeah, I got to go to house fall is cock shaming.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You know. I don't think girls, even kiddo, they don't care.
They're like yo, like like they get busy anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, I haven't seen that ship.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
I gotta Yeah, I got a small dick, but you
know what I'm saying it in size, you know what
I mean? Like I think gorilla female girls in our
side squeeze. I think it's with the overall over.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Look at a gorilla. Bro.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
If your man could beat the ship out of anybody
in any room.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Yeah, you could walk around like like you don't give
a fun.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
If you can beat the ship out of everybody except
Mike Tyson, you know, then then you're then you're probably
they're probably doing well in life.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
How do you think?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Like I feel like that's a pretty fair matchup, like
Mike Tyson versus like.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Gorilla, a small girl.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Gorilla?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, yeah, Like.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
I feel like he would kill the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Bro Yo.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Part of me is like that's crazy because it's gorilla
and I've I've I've been getting high for my whole life,
you know what I'm saying. So I watched these are
things I entertained, and it's like, yo, could I fuck
up with gorilla?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Or like what would you rather fight a hundred mice
or one gorilla type of ship? One hundred rats on
one gorilla? Like damn, you know what I'm saying. Like
I'm just sitting there like.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
YO, probably could step on the rat head, but like
it's a lot of them. The gorilla, it's just what
but he's mad Diesel.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
So it's like, you know, so I think about the
ship all the time, and I learned that gorillas have
mass strong bones, so it's mad hard to like break
their leg or like, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So I don't know, maybe if you poke them in eyes,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
But I mean everybody got sensitive eyes and bite.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
You could bite them, but it's just gonna make them angry.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
What about this?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
What about it?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I'm sorry? What about Mike Tyson and his tiger.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And oh my god, that's that's I'm sorry, that's just teking.
That's taking nine taking a DLC bro.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We got we got the physical load.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, man, yo, you know what they got. You know,
they gotta put in tech and they gotta put Mike
Tyson in teching, and they got to put cation that
in Teken. They gotta pute who is super popping right now?
I mean, who is super popping right now?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Period? Started the Ryan Times Square for one PlayStation both.
You know what I'm saying, ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
And apparently Kanye thinks he's a pawn that's being used
by the elites, you know what I'm saying, to shame
him out of his clothing company. Because he said constant
some pants and it was like the Gyrant Subway pants bro.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Like it was like he says, the pants I used
to wear likely.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Put him on and the ships fell right back.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
You know, Like I don't know what it is, bro,
but like when motherfuckers are little like ups, everything they
do is humor by like ten percent, you know what
I'm saying. So this little nigga sitting there in this
big as streaming room, he puts the pants on it
and they just fall down like lots and he goes, yo.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah what the fuck?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Man less?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, what's the fun? Yeah? You put man?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
His parts are on his ankles and they kind of
got old man and was like, Yo, they're using you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You insulting me, And he's like, Yo, I ain't some
you gang. I'm just you know my The DM was like,
what the funk I do? That's the most bronxing.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Yo?
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Yeah, Yo, you go bad for him though, because it's
like bro, he said, I was just like.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
I see him as a kid, as a kid with
unfortunately millions of like friends. It's like now bro, everybody
is just hounding on him to like this like this sound.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
You know, it's so crazy because it's like people know
like it used to be like Yo, I want to,
I want to, I want everybody to see my ship.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Let me put a.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Commercial on fucking David Letterman or whatever that ship is.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Dad. So it was just like all right, bro, like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You either got to you either got a stream or
show up on Victory.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Like, baby, there's a for you here. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Comfy, you know we are the fieldure media.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Be a part of the dark side.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, but Liz, Liz, you wrote in the in the
doc you wrote, is the future of every industry now
just on the backs of twenty year olds who are
streaming the teenagers? So like, because you pose the question,
but now I want to know your answer.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Unfortunately it is Yeah, it sucks. But because these people will,
these kids to me, have such huge fucking platforms and
they have access to millions of people. Now everybody's looking
to them to promote their music, to promote their cute music,
I mean, to promote the music, to promote art, to
promote clothing, whatever it is. But it's like, should we
(16:17):
put the burden on them? This is just somebody who
found something that he liked to do, which is stream
and people fell in love with him because he's funny
or whatever. They see themselves and now he is being
harassed by one of our greatest rappers. And now his
manager is like coming at him too. He wants to
meet up with Kai Awsome like, Lessling Cup, you can
(16:38):
bring your whole squad, I'll bring one man.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Listen, listen, man, that's not happening. You know a lot
because cash from the Bronx, you know what I'm saying.
And then Kanye, I'm telling you right now, if you
try to put one finger on that darling little boy's head,
you're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, right, readied to fuck you up.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah yeah, I mean, I mean alleged, allegedly.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We don't want to. We don't want to.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We don't want them to start a podcast reeco on
Victory List. That's gonna room feel fucking easy. Yeah yeah.
The agent that's assigned to this podcast just went goddki,
what happened?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
They sat allogically ship take the yard down from the
bulletin by Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
The other the agent assign of the bulletin board is
just Charlie. Is this conspiracy Charlie?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
He said it again, Yeah yah yeah yah center again.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
There's clearly a thread here, you know, but yeah, yeah,
I I do agree. I think it looks and it
also looks silly when like people who have been around
longer than streaming has been as popular as it is
have to show up like if like for example, like
if an Ice Spice goes on Kai Sinat's stream, I'm
not looking at that. That makes perfect sense to me.
(17:51):
They're bolt, yeah, they're both like they're twenty and twenty
two or twenty one and twenty three now. But Nicki
Minaj going on stream looks insane. Into that's crazy, and
not for any reason, like not for any particular reason,
but just like yo, Nicki Minaj, like she established her
empire before that, so it seems weird that now she
(18:13):
has to do this to like get an album off.
But it makes sense though.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Because it's crazy to me too, because you you said it, bro,
like Shorty's already established.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
You could start twitch dot tv Nicki Minaj right and
probably do the same, not the same, but like close
to those numbers, bro, because like everything that she put yo,
she's an established artist, bro.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Would it's not a fandom a.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Stand yeah, nig And like when you have a standard,
they will follow you anywhere anywhere bro so so, and
they go on.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Cries or just like other Twitch streamers because they want
to reach the younger generation like younger younger thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, Yeah,
which to me is like, bro, for the fuck?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
What hello?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
What the what the fuck do they need to listen
to the Queen album for that's for us, that's for adults.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yeah, hello, that's that's for people of a certain age. Okay,
all right, Like listen, there's certain things that I will
listen to because my kids are in that, like my son,
my oldest is thirteen now. So it's like, all right,
you know what I mean, Like whatever you listening to,
I want in the two Just I don't look like
a goofball, you know what I'm saying. When I go
to pick you up at school and shit, I want
(19:18):
to be playing some shit that you know what I mean?
It makes you look cool, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Like you don't want to be out of your depth,
you know what I mean? As a parent, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
But at the same time, it's just like, bro, I'm
not going to go see like.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Fucking we're not We're not We're not going to watch
We're not going to a concert of avtuber, which is
like a virtual YouTuber to then watch a screen in person.
We're not doing that, No, no, no, there's also a
certain artists and I can't. I'm like, I feel crazy
going to the shows myself, Like I feel like I'm
too old to go to roll it loud Dolo. You
(19:54):
know what I'm saying, Like I got to bring my
kid with me, bro, Like, yeah, my kid, he want
to see.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah they eat all these motherfuckers, Yes, sir, me too,
But like know, yeah, it's fun the sun thing, you
know what I'm saying. But like if I'm just at
Dolo in the sea of like eighteen year olds, that
shit is weird.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Nigga got forty years old, bro, Like, what the fuck
are you over here doing? Like you're giving like weird
like Drake Billy, Bobby Brown Wise, bro, Like like what
is going on? Why are you hanging around all these
young little motherfuckers?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Like it is weird.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
But I think it's cool to stay in tune with
the youth. But you don't need to be in those crowds. Yeah,
Like you don't want you don't ever want to be
the uncle like hanging around.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Yeah, like you don't want to be the uncle at
the at the twenty one and up lounge.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Guy, or like the guy that like graduated high school
but he was like number one pick for like varsity whatever.
He's still like holding onto that ship like he peaked
in high school and you could clearly tell that's why
he's like always over there and ship. You still got
the jacket on and ship like like.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Please yeah, Poka.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
That makes person with perfect sense with the Nicki Mina situation,
because I feel like she lost a lot. She still
has her stands do not go yeah, but there are
a lot of people who will stop fucking with her
because as we grow up, you just lose, do you see. Yeah,
It's like if your music doesn't grow with the audience,
you got to reach back in. That's why she's going
back in to reach the younger crowd, because the people
(21:13):
who grew up with her are like, yes, time.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Is done, and it's like it's it's like a it's
like a showbiz thing, but it's just like some people
do it, some people don't.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Some people get caught.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Up in like yo, when you're popping popping, like it's
like drugs, bro, Like when you're at that height, height
of your ship. Like I'm trying to think of, like
what was what's the height of Nikki Manager's career, Like
I don't want to say starship something like that, but
like that's really when she like crossed over.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Was like, Yo, you're a mainstream you got mainstream songs.
You are on Z one hundred, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Like her rise, her rise was like volcanic in that
sense because like she she wasn't she wasn't as far
as I remember, she wasn't underground for that long. She
just she just established herself as like yo, like I'm
from Queen's this is what it is. And like the
streets really funck with Like I'm not just like some
you know, I'm not just like Triny Doll or whatever,
(22:04):
you know what I mean. Like it's like, no, I
can actually rap and I can hang with the boys
and shit, and like that was she came up in
a space where like there really was only room for
like one or two rap girlies, and she fucking beefed
with everybody under the sun at the time. She didn't
she beef with Trina or whatever.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
And it's like, well, Trina was the only person I
think that she was friends with, but now she's beefing
with Trina.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, so and like it's Trina, bro, please like it's
the badest. Yeah, and like when when was the last
time Trina bothered anybody?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
You know what I'm saying, don't Trada what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Trick Daddy looks like he got diabetes. Boy, he looks
like bro, re some peace. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Listen, We're gonna run some ads for fuck fucking Hungarian
female condoms, but we'd be right back.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Don't move, b So, I just got a turbo shot
my coffee and my tis hard.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Literit literity, like Yo, back, you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I hope that you enjoyed, Uh those ads for Bolivian
spring water.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You know what I'm saying. But we're back, you know
I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
We was talking about Constanat and how Kanye was trying
to shame him and say, Yo, you're being ruled by
the elite.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But Yo, streaming is hard, bro, Yeah, streaming is hard.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Doug, Like, I like I am, you know, an established person,
you know what I'm saying, And I go on switch bro,
and I'm not doing eighty thousand consecutive viewers with well,
I gotta put this chat in slow mode because it's.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Like going so crazy. Looks like the fucking matrix. Yeah,
you know what I mean. But like certain people do
certain things to stand out, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, and that's that's how you end up like with
people like uh, with people like fucking Aidan Ross and shit,
where like they just have to be incendiary and volatile,
like because that's what you kind of gotta do.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Now you gotta, I can give Cody two million dollars, Yeah,
come to my house.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You gotta, yeah, you gotta be a conservative shill or
you gotta like, you know, you gotta pimp. You essentially
got to pimp the algorithm. And somebody who's incredible at
that is Morgpie and I and Morgpie for those of
you who don't know is I guess I'll tame the
term for for the sake of the podcast. But she's
what people would call a thirst streamer, where like you
(24:10):
kind of yeah, where like you kind of yeah, like
you kind of just watch her because she's attractive and like,
you know what I mean, and like this is like
towing the line between like actual porn and like not. Really,
she's changed the meta yet again, because before she did
it with like implied nudity, and it was like a
whole fucking thing on Twitter, like everybody was like, Yo,
there's kids on here, and then the counter argument was like,
well there's kids on Twitter as well. There's not you
(24:33):
know what I mean, And there's porn all over this place.
There were also kids on Tumblr in twenty eleven, porn
all over there as well, poor gifts. Yeah, you can
also simply lie, like when you go on porn Hub,
Hey are you eighteen?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah? Yeah, Like what the fuck? There's no vetting.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Process, No I can't go here.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Well, well, you know, I'm such a law abiding and
I have to.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
I have to click now because I am clearly seventeen
and a half by Bob.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Said that add to follow the rules, and That's what
I'm to do.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, so click, and then I would go watch the
j C. Petty Brook and then I'm gonna go read
Good Housekeeping and get all that way.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
But so Morgpie changed the meta yet again by wearing
green screen booty shorts and then streaming I think it
was Fortnite. That's the clip that's going around and then
streaming Fortnite on her ass and you only see like
the silhouette of her ass because it so it's not
really her ass, but it's the shape of it. And
then right next to that is her body like you know,
(25:37):
her torso and her face whatever playing the game and bro,
you you gotta give it up when game is game.
BROI what a fucking genius man, Like no marketing team,
no marketing team could have ever came up with their
That's that's straight up ingenuity based on the time we're
(25:59):
living in.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
This is this is an individual creators having talent, you
know what I'm saying. And you can put twenty executives
in the room, like you said, they ain't gonna come
up with that ship man shout out to her because
those streams are fire because when they come out.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
You know what I'm saying, it's like ass. You feel me?
So I enjoy ASS. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. That's what makes it great
because listen, if you can't enjoy ass, what can you enjoy?
What are you? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Like like Liz Is it gay to be alive? You
know what I'm saying, Yes, right, But is it gay
to enjoy ass? Because motherfucker's be angry at ass bro
on the internet.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Let me let me keep it. Let me let me
keep it.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
No, I'm not even gonna do it. Shout out to
women in tech, shout out to more.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yo, put in the grenade.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Get serious for a second, but we're gonna keep it.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Like.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
I think it's wonderful. I think that she she she
Come on, man.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
If if if motherfuckers is paying money to literally look
at you in this economy, go crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
More power to your facts. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
If y'all want to pick my feet, you know what
I'm saying, just saying, we could do that, Liz feet
as well. Rainy science that he's out. I'm out here,
locked in, but Rainy and there's both sign the waiver
that their feet picks is available.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
If y'all want.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I didn't even read that.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Oh my god, yo, imagine that.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Like so all right, you know, sex workers will work,
but it's got to feel crazy to be like, Yo,
I made a million off of feet picks.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You know what I'm saying. You know it's gonna feel
like bodied it.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
You know what's even crazy?
Speaker 7 (27:52):
And they're not not ever making a million dollars and
then having your body hurt because you got to do
construction or dealing with fuck ask patients at a fucking office,
or dealing with people outside.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Have you have a dealt with humans? Bro?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Have you ever sent an email to follow up the
last email and then they and then you send a
follow up to the follow up email. Hey, just so
you could follow up on the last follow up email,
we'll circle back and then Yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Bro, if you could make a million dollars taking pictures
of your feet, fucking do it?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh my god, bez you don't got to swing a
sludge shorty, Yo.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
I know what, shorty, who makes some good motherfucking money.
She hasn't worked a good job. I'm well, a good job.
She hasn't worked an office job or anything else for
the last four or five years.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, man, damn well.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Shout out, shout out sex work, shout out horny motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You know what I mean, Horney, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Keep an economy, keeping keeping the oldest economy on earth.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Literally, bro.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
See, so many people complain about porn and porn stars
and how they treat sex workers, especially women. Yeah, Bro,
porn is a fucking trillion dollar industry.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Who's ying? Bro?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
They all all, all of them, all of them.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
You're really mad because you can't get it to yourself.
That's what you're really about.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's it's also like, uh, it's also I mean, you know,
I'm in the fucking industry, so like it's like, you know,
especially with women, I don't full disclosure, I do not
see nearly half even a quarter of the of the
scrutiny that my that my women, you know what I mean,
cohorts be fucking see shure, And like, I think part
of that is, like, you know, not to go off
(29:34):
on a on too crazy of attentionent. But like a
lot of these guys don't see sex work as work
and they don't see sex workers as human and like
anybody listening that feel like you can get off on
this person and then also disrespect them for free, That's
not how this ship works, bro.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
I think I have a theory about that ship too,
that dudes think sex work is not real work because
for dude, busting and ut is very simple.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying like so if it
seems easy to me.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
As as a guy, Yo, when I got a busting
up budget, jerk over and I'm done. You know what
I'm saying, that's it. So it's like, Yo, was that work? No,
but that's not what the work is, stupid, Like, that's
not sex work, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's setting the camera up, it's getting your lighting right,
it's the it's getting the angle right.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Because even that as a whole, it's a whole different thing.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah. It's also and you know, maybe this may be
t M I or whatever, it's also staying hard the
whole time.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Sorry, yeah sorry, but like sometimes, like bro, I'll be
in the middle of a shoot and I'm just not
fucking into it anymore.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
And that's yeah, And that's real as hell. That's because
I make solo ship most of the time.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like, so imagine like you you you you've said this
before on this podcast where you're like, yo, if if
we if my body knows that we're just doing this
to go to sleep, you're not getting.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
All the way miss Bros. Like that half the water
balloon that didn't fill up all the way yeah. You
know what I'm saying, old water coming out.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Now imagine now imagine you have to get all the
way every time on camera.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Listen, I'm using p these, bro, I went to I'm
going to hymns hens. You get you're getting the honey
from from hockey. I'm saying, honey, yeah, bro, use pancakes.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Really so like yeah so yeah man, Yeah, that ship
is real work.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Bro. You know you know how you got to draw
your kitchen. They got like ketchen package, pig horse power,
honey package. I got the Rhino pills.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I got the pill with you, Duke and the ship.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
For some reason, that is a crazy ship, bro, that
it's called like oh street overlord, ye like that is that? Yo?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Me a solid decade to realize that that was you.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
And what the does cap Com is Capcom or what?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Somebody plays all this.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
They got if they want no parts, bro, matter of fact,
they probably they probably made that ship in Japan. Somebody
at Capcom made that ship. And it was like, now
we can't use this as wild wild bro put that ship.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Speaking of like video.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Game characters and ship what what like what fictional characters.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You think would have been would have been in the January.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Since ri ship, this is the most fun thing.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It is accessible.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
But to les who putting this in because yo, that
ship had me dying, bro, and I just immediately started
having them high.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Thoughts, haigh thoughts, had thoughts, and.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
I was just like, have my short list whenever you aready, Yo,
these are some people I think would be a part
of the fucking Capitol Hill Storm and whatever. Number one
Elliott Stabler's daughter from All Ship. Yeah, piece of ship,
she was bro. Also Eddie from Edited Eddie the Little Short.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Bitch.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
I hated him growing up. That's why I didn't watch
the show.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
He was definitely a part of the Fox from Dora
the Explorer. But he gives me, yeah, he gives me
Cuban kkk bob. It's like an all right Spanish dude.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
And then my last one, My last one is the
grandfather from Curious.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Would definitely be there. Come on, Maga Houston would go crazy,
Wow he got he got the camel Maga hat.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
This ship you got flavors. My ship immediately came to
mind was with two people. One is like an older
reference and one is like that so old. But told
Mader this fucking tow truck from cars. I was like,
he was there, you know what I'm saying, that motherfucker
with you go old like, it's like, yeah, but openions
to yourself because you're he around us.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
But I feel like.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Mader would be there just because there's people that talk
like him that are there.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But he wouldn't know why he's there. He's just there
to have a good time.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
What do we do.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
We're climbing a wall, a four wheel drive, Yeah, he'll
be up. Yeah, some Pelosi's off?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh my god, who was that? Somebody gud shot? Somebody
just fell over?
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Oh no, goddamn it, somebody somebody get bait.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Who's the guy with them?
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Who's the guy with their fucking helmet? Yo?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
That?
Speaker 5 (34:37):
And then fucking Yosemite Sam obviously Bro, he always walking
around with two big guys guns. He got a long ass.
Much as he's white, you know what I'm saying. He
looks like he got a Confederate flag tat somebody someone.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
The trifecta, the Warner Brothers trifecta would be Yosemite Sam Foghorn, Leghorn.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And yeah, it was all there, Bro, wearing like gene vests. Yeah, yeah,
they was all there.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Secret like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Definitely, and you would think Woody, but Wood He's like.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
No, like yo, yeah, wood He's like to like, yo, come.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
On, He's like he's like the Capitol Police.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, now that I think about it, Uh, this probably yeah, this, this, Yeah.
I think I only have like two. One of them
is pretty obvious, just like Angela from the Office. Oh yeah,
Angela from the Office.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Would one be there.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, and then and then my other one was, uh,
what the fuck? Uh what's his name? Goddamn damn?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, let me get a goddamn.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, I'm drawing a blank on the second one. But
but yeah, Angela, for sure, Angela would be there, and
then Dwight would be there to spy on Angela.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I think also Tony Danza he's the boss. Yeah, Tony
from Who's the book?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Angel Mona? Like he was mad Italian with it. I
was just like, bro, I don't know which way you'll
be going, you know what I'm saying, Likeian dudes, you
you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh, oh, now, I remember Pauli from the Sopranos.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Wait, but he.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Would he would get lost on the waist somewhere else.
After January sixth, Right, he'd be.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Like, yeah, tone, guy, he's all these white guys out here.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
It's like, yeah, Tone, you gotta come fucking get me.
I don't know what's going on by the White House.
It's me and Christaphuck, there's a bunch of there's a
bunch of motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
And what the fuck are you talking about? What are
you saying?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, you know how you told us to come to
Maryland to, you know, take care of the DMV.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
No, no, no, I said the d m V. You fucking
punch the d m V like the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Oh why are you in Maryland? Oh we're in Jersey.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
We don't got no contract. Tone and that tone. Hold
on talking, Oh my god, hold on.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Christoph, And what's up, PAULI do you m V like
the depart not the actual d m V, not the
not the.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
The Uhland Virginia.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
All right, bro, listen, I got two tickets on his
boat bus. Let's get the fun out of here.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, Tone, Yeah, we're gonna have to call your back.
It's getting really fucking weird out here. Tone like wolves,
satanic black magic ship they're doing over here.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Get out of the All right, you guys do that.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Like what the funk? I needed that I needed. I
needed you guys to pay off my suspension today.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Got that today?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah? Yeah, Jesus tat Syracuse.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, why don't you, Why don't you take that boyet
and shove it up your ass, Christopher.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
And shove it up your ass?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
And he looks at a box of Uncle Ben's and passes.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Out more juice box down and ship.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Oh ship, yeah yo.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I think I think I also think that they were
probably one, like you know, Paullie and Chris, Pauli and
Christopher would probably end up victims of the spring break
cracked down in Miami.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Oh oh hey, we was just trying to make some
money down here with trying to fall no trouble.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
But uh, it's a lot of you know, it's a
lot of good tone we got yeah, tone we got
stopped by the cops. Tone, what do you want me
to tell them? They fucking Pauli wilding out.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Telling me going to the SLS, You fucking schmuck.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, but I think I think that's been I think
that's been crazy. Like that whole ship in Miami is.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Dog and it happened anyway.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Yeah, like they again going back to the fucking don't
look at the gorillas and eyes.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
You told a bunch of you know who's going down
there for spring break?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Be Yeah, it's fucking Kingsbridge Uptown, that's what's going down
in for spring break.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
You just told them don't come here for spring break.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
But also, I feel like they just released that video
two weeks before spring break.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Come on, you had to post that seven months of yeah, yeah,
flights a year.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
Yeah, that's what they should have did. But guess what
I'll say.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
It's Miami, bro, Like it's it's fucking I think people
should just fucking relax, cause it's like, you know what
it's like.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
When it's kind of violent, shit and dr and shit.
Everybody's wild and it's a mess.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Everybody going crazy, having fun, party in all across the Caribbean, carnivals, fun,
everybody's throwing, fucking painting there and wild hitting. You're hitting
each other with balloons. Bro, Miami is Miami, dog, Just
let it be fucking hamsterdamn be like, especially if spring break,
you know what I'm saying, like, because I don't know, listen,
if you live in.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Miami, I'm sorry you know what I'm saying, Like, if
that's where you live and you go to school there,
like y'all you want peace of quiet, I'm sorry, Nigga,
you live in Miami, Like, what the fuck do you want? Dog?
Like if you want piece of quie, nigga moves to Wyoming.
That's what I'm saying. Like I was not.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
I hate motherfuckers that like move to like Yo, I lived.
I'm fucking from Nuttley, fucking Connecticut, but I moved to
fucking one ninety second in Valentine, and I'm like, hey, guys,
can you keep it down? Like mag I'm fucking sad.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, my girl left, so I'm gonna listen to this
fucking frank that Yes, yeah, mad loud. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
This fucking Louis got mad loud because I'm in my feelings, bro,
And these windows are made of paper machet. Sorry, you
know what I'm saying. Go fucking talk to the slum
lord that built the ship. Did you say paper rochet,
paper mache? I thought, bro, Yeah, I swear to god,
I was about.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
I was about. I was about to fucking light you up, bro.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Because I was Yeah, because that's not so you didn't
tell me you got so much money?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Do you got chocolate walls?
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Brot, she got chocolate walls in the crib, But you
got chocolate walls in the crib.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
But you only paying.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
That's what you're paying. It's not don't touch me. I
forgot don't touch because because now I'm about to violate you.
Now I'm gonna get why. I just sweat.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Food because if we getting this, in fact, we get
this spec at the end of the day, at the
end of the day, I'm fro queens you.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I'm staying what you're saying. You know what I'm saying.
I love one punch and I love listen.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I love one punch.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
I love one Man's ships and my hero ship going
crazy right now. Academia, my boy, my boy Deco, my
boy Decko.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Going in was like, what are you talking about? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
One is like, man, man, if you want to go
start your own show, talk about this. Get yeah, we
because we already already in the pond.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
No no podcasting. That's the name of the pres two
syllables shortening god damn shirt shirt.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
I want to see I want to see motherfuckers trying
to pronounce anything in Arabic.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Bro, anything, Bro.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
I want to try to hit up SMI and come on,
a human. I want to try to hit that ship
one time. Damn, Bro, you just gotta put us on
that put us on the watch's just now, Victor. We're
in the top five, most wanted, most wanted podcast, most
wanted pop.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Please Bro, please Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I'm sorry. That's like that's that's like my listen. That's
like my red book for winter Shoulder, like the winter Winter, winter.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Shoulders Shoulder, the winter shoulders stand from We gotta take
a break because we gotta rewire, because I'm talking about
Pereiro Shade. He's talking about winter shoulders, you know what
I'm saying. Liza's here just looking at the sky like
wondering why she got.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Place with us in this world.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, finding things out about Dick because she did not
want to know.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
We're gonna take a short break so you can learn
about dehydrated sausages.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
We'll be right back, yeah, liter.
Speaker 8 (42:56):
Right, thank you for tune of them, my beautiful people,
spring break.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
She's talking. She'd be calling us ugly every five minutes.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, she'd be calling us ugly ball bitches should be
smacking us a ship.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
I can't I can't wait till we get video that
she's gonna stop. Yeah, because as soon as the video
is gonna.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Cho slandering my character bro on women's history moment, we
don't get a break.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
This is crazy, Honestly, I think I think that should
be a rule. Because this spring break is during March.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I think no.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I think women should be able to get away with
anything facts during during during spring break in Miami, I
think no women should be arrested. And I think all
the men that they arrest should go through card jutsu
and they should be which is which is when they
just stick everybody, get everybody out the paddy wagon and
they stick them in this car, two at a time,
(43:47):
and they just beat the ship out of each.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Other, and whoever loses gets arrested. Because this is real.
Speaker 5 (43:54):
This is not something that your favorite drunk dolphin made up.
This is real like this is and this niggas fighting
in the car essentially.
Speaker 8 (44:01):
Literally, you get in a car, they start the time up.
You try your best to make it to the back,
and they've just choking each other. I will seat belts.
Oh kind of ship.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
So you got to get to the backseat. That's like
the goal.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I'm assuming, I don't know what. Maybe you got to kill.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Each other bro, the goal you know because you listen
look this up and watch the video. Because I was like,
all right, this is like weird, but it's not that
weird until I realized that there was barefoot in there, like.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
It's like UFC m m A in the front of
behind the civin. Yeah, it was is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
They're in full They're in full like m m A
like suits, you know, like them skin tight suits whatever
that is called.
Speaker 8 (44:41):
And they strong as hell.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
To yo, I've seen him wrap the seatbelt around his
I was like, this is abortion, Like where is the rest?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Is the rest of another card?
Speaker 8 (44:55):
What's happening?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
It's just a crash of me the button. That was cool,
y'all do it again? That ship is nuts.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
They also have a fucking game show where it's like
you haven't played Don't touch the Lava when you was
a kid, Yes, whereas you couldn't touch the get on
the tables, the couches, the chest they have that now.
Speaker 5 (45:15):
They made a whole Netflix series out of that ship, Bro,
multiple seasons.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
The Flora is Lava. I was like, Yo, this is crazy.
This is hey. I watched every season.
Speaker 8 (45:26):
On the right.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, because it's listen, everybody in this room, swell we
there's some ship that you will.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
Watch this podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Everybody in this room.
Speaker 8 (45:38):
What Lettuce of the Devil? You speaking of Jesus all
of them?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yo, I'm not gonna hold your bro Victory like, like
just the cast of Victory Like will go crazy on
the Flora's Lava. Bro, Netflix, we all know what I'm
saying at your bullet, Netflix, Like I know, I know
y'all cook in another season.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Doug the Ship Society will do the whole thing with
technique twelve hundreds on his shoulders.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
You know what I'm saying, and win It gotta be.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
It gotta be us, the cast of Victory Light versus
the cast of Meek Mills hypothetical podcast. It's gotta be.
It's got to be.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
That would be who would be on Meek Mills podcast?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Somebody equally loud. It would be Meek Cassidy.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Oh you're gonna have nightmares about this?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Oh who else?
Speaker 8 (46:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
My god son, mystically Jesus Christ.
Speaker 8 (46:39):
What I want to say, I don't know his name.
What about the owner of you r O t V.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Oh my god, yeah, I don't know his name either.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Series any battle Wrapper it will be the loudest rap fantastic.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
That would be the loudest fucking podcast.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
You know when you're when you listen to the music
mad loud and your iPhone be like, hey, it give
said a little wedding, Like, Yo, you've been blasting this
shit for mad long, bro, you should probably turn the
valume that that shit is gonna ring off ten seconds
of the podcast.
Speaker 7 (47:09):
I just have one statement for mcmil well not this
isn't even for meg miil. If you work for Amazon Prime, right,
don't deliver no more equipment. If you see that joo microphones,
steal it. I want you to steal it. I want
you to resell it. Do whatever you want. In fact,
do not complete that delivery.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Band microphones until we figure out what's going on. Time
Congress needs to band podcast microphones. Dog.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
You know what I'm saying. All types of every shore mic. Yo,
You're not need to put someone like behind the glass
in the hood.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
They need to stup.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Put in the short mics behind the glass. Like you
gotta talk to somebody fill out a form.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
You know what I mean, like, Yo, what do you
need some psyche valuations? You need you to have an
MRI scan of your brain.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Instead of starting your podcast. I can't believe I'm saying this. Bro,
watch some sports because there's some pretty funny shit going
on right now.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
You know what I'm saying. Why your word facts?
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Thank you for bringing that up, because yesterday I saw
on the the the interwebs one of the funniest things
I've ever seen in life. For me, because I'm five
years old, in my brain was Grady Dick and I
think Jalen Smith. I'm a black Jayleen Black. I'm sorry
from fucking up your name, uh from the U. It
was the magic and the motherfucker. I don't know who
(48:25):
Gready Dick for. It doesn't matter. These dudes played together before,
and they did what a lot of NBA players do
at the end of the game. It's like, Yo, you
my guy. Folks at you, we homies, Let's swap jerseys
and a.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Lot of the times. Yo, hey, yo, you know what
I'm saying. Yo, you my man. I want you to
have this sweaty garment that I've been wearing for fucking
four hours. You know what I mean? I want you
to have this.
Speaker 8 (48:42):
I don't understand why you're having brotherhood live in public.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Friends that Wow. Yeah, I heard them when he put
it on.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
He went, yeah, if you ever had the pleasure of
having my number on I message and I hit you
with a voice though.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Just know that you're a very special person to me
and I love you very much. Yeah. So they swapping jerseys. Yeah,
that's I want to say. They swap his bit. That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
They swap jerseys and you know, the Orlando Magic official
Twitter took a picture of Grady Dick and Jalen Black
swapping jerseys and they're standing next to each other with
jerseys and the jerseys say black Dick. The only thing
that I could think of at that time was number one,
(49:35):
this is hilarious. And number two, I know there's a
Jalen Sugs on this team and you could have had
sugs Black Dick.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (49:46):
A way to make it worse.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Bro, The male brain does not develop. You know what
I'm saying. Oh, your frontal cortex doesn't develop. Doesn't develop
until the age of twenty five.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Nah, when you're on your deathbed as a man, that's
what it develops like when.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You start confessor. That's where you start. You're like, I
killed Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I'm ready to mature. You have six brothers, it's your
job to find them. That's our next Dominican drama. Bro.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yo, Yeah, that's Dominican Game of Thrones right there, Bro,
that's it.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
That's so true because I've always wondered. There's two things
that men find fucking hilarious, and that's number one, dix.
Men love drawing dicks or just like talking about dicks,
making jokes about dicks.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
Number two is farts.
Speaker 7 (50:39):
I don't know what it is about farting that men
just they just find to be so fucking comical.
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Already, I don't get it, his son, Yo, I don't
know what it is about, because you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
First of all, I tell you, I'll tell you my
theory about the dicks being funny, and my theory about
the first being funny.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
First dick's being funny.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Dicks are funny because they're just ugly, you know what
I'm saying, Like a dick of vagina is a beautiful thing.
Like if you look at a vagina, I never seen
a vagina been like, Yo, this ship is nasty, like
I don't want to look at you like turning the
lights off, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
But like a flaccid cock bro like you know what
I'm saying, that should look like a sad wizard. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Like it just looks like y like when you you know,
when you take the garbage out but it ain't really full,
It ain't really really be taken out. You just got
like a couple of heavy things in the bottom and
you just pull the bag out, and it's just like
a saggy ass sad wet bags.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Like yeah, you pull the bag out and it looked
like v I M jeans.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Yes, you know what I'm saying. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
You never seen somebody in the club slumped in a
corner drunk and they threw up on theyself and it
just like they look like it's just like a puddle
of human That's what a dick is like.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
It looks like a puddle of skin be.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
Oh my god, you know that's why it's hilarious. It
looks like fucking a block fish.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
The block fish.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, it looks like a blockfish, like come to
life type of ship.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Dig lessons with victory, like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
And then the fart is just funny because it's like, bro,
like you know, you're not supposed to fart, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
It's like against the rules. I guess it's like bad
manners to far in public.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
So when you do far, it's like yo, yo yo,
Heather be fighting, I'll be die laughing. Bro, She'll just
be doing the dishes a fart, you know what I'm saying.
I just be like you just did, yo, you farted?
Like I said it to everything.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
It's just like, Yo, you fining right now.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
She's like yeah, like yeah I far, Like yeah, girls fart, Yeah, yeah,
we fart, we pee, Like are you fucking dumb?
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Like yeah, I'm like yo, and I but you know
what it is. I ain't spell it, I ain't smell it.
This is probably don't fart it Like eight times during
this episode, you don't. I ripped one and you're gonna
and it's like, Yo, clear his bitch out, bro, because
you're a father. Like, once we hit that once, we
hit that echelon in our.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
So crazy.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Once we hit that echelon in our lives, it's all
the stress of being an active and actual active that
bile your Yeah, your your your stomach, your entrails become thermonuclear.
It's a it's a thermo. It's a reactor. It's no
longer a stomach. It is a nuclear reactor in there.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yo. You under so much stress as that, Liz, I
gotta tell you have.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
There's so much stress as a father that your digestive
system slows down, so everything stays inside you longer, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
So it smells worse. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
It's like when you leave garbage out in the sun.
You know what I mean, except it's garbage out for
my son.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
I think you guys work keeping me away from other hood.
You guys, you guys do wonderful jobs every single time.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, Yo, listen, you fucking ship.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
By next episode, we're gonna have an arranged marriage. I
hope you'll try to see you cows, because it'll be
back at like forty eight hours on another one.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Bitch is victory, Like you know what I'm saying, Liz,
Bell in the house, Raid in the house, and the
sun insane. It came miss the ten bodies. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
Any body can't murder human. Direct flight, we'll be right
fucking back.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
In a couple of hours. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
Wait, just sit right there at Holy Snipe.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
You a victory light, light like
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