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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A literary light.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Light Light ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Now, I've had this young lady on my show before.
She's a very special guest here, one and only Lizbell
Ortis Now tell me, Liz Bell, something's clearly been going
on with you here. We followed each other on the
Gram for a long time now, and I just want
(00:38):
to know what's been going on with you in the
Victory Light podcast crew. It seems like seems like you
guys had a bit of an altercation last night the
last time. Tell me how are you feeling after you
were berated by your co hosts and producer.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I just I feel traumatized. Yeah, I feel sad. I
have a lot of anxiety now, Like sometimes I just
hear laughing. I'm like, no, I'm so sorry, Liz. Yeah,
it's just been a really tough, you know, chapter in
my life. I don't I don't know where to go
from here.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, Liz Bill, let me tell you something, Okay, and
I don't say this lightly. All right, you are such
a fantastic person. All right, last time you were here,
we didn't get this on camera, but you were.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Such a warm don't do it? You were such a
warm innerness.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Listen, don't do it?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Just can you?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Can you write that?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I just wanted to say it because we have to
give people their flowers, all right, And I just want
to say, Liz, you deserve the best, and I just
want to I just want you to know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That this is your moment and I'm so proud of you.
Oh my god, what is that? What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What what you're getting in the study glaze is crazy? Phil?
What do you mean? Grace? What isld you? What is
that the glaze? Why y'all bought me? Why y'all bought me?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Up right?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
This is a wild glade session broke. It's the fucking
glazy and it feels don't be fucking it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I feel we while we deal
with this, enjoy Episode thirty eight of the Victory Life
Contest of Literary Literary Like.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yo Were Victory Like Episode thirty eighth, thirty eight special.
You know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna say Mark,
you know what I'm saying because that gives away I look.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, you literally have Hassan in a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, this is good. This is what you get for
showing play and now I play hate.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It was the thirty you know what, the fucking vibes man,
the gang is only here. We got Raino in the
motherfucker building. We got Lizbello saying, you have victim. You
know what I'm saying, You got his hood. I just
played with his hair minutes over here, with the very
sensible shoe on you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I mean good leather brown of the shoe.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
And of course the man, the myth, the legend got
Jordan Wanzow.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You know what I'm saying in the original from nineteen
eighty five is.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Mm Hasan insane.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
This is a this is a certified Hassan Insane exclusive.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's right, Hassan Insane is on the building. Hassan is
mixing for you can dance.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, you know that's been my worst night.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Always, I always felt like I spoke good English, and
then I listened back on a podcast, I'm like, bro,
I sound like every fucking Julisa every.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's like, yo, why do you think I call you
list Beki? I love that. I love it. I love
it because I'm not mad at it. Bro.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
It's like to me, I equated to like the Dominican
baseball players. It's like, now that I ain't using no translator,
I'm gonna just go off.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm confident.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You know when I realized, bro, when I said video video.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, you know what's funny? You know what the best
example of that is, Oh, come get in? So, hey, ma,
can you throw a picture? Can you throw a picture
about another one? In Spanish?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
So which is literally you throwing?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, So that's it. That's a little deep deep.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Actually I don't feel safe laugh from which I know more.
I'm still recovering from Monday's episode.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yo, get into it, Get into it.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I am traumatized.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Look all right, so look, so we're gonna do this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Are trying to hit.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
No, y'all listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna do my little
thing right, We're real quick and give his sign his
flowers because God damn it, the.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Way the nigga wound that ship up, I was like
always covered, always covered as going on. Was also for
for our listeners. Uh, that wasn't planned.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And what what what you hear in the final product,
We couldn't hear the.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Build up to the just and the headphones.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We all just had the same thought at the same time,
because that's what happens real, that's what when we.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Lock in, bro, this happens when we potted, when we're watched.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Lizbe was talking, I was like, looking at Marrow, Men, Rainy,
everybody like like, we're gonna be her ass, right, because.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I was just looking at Marrow.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I don't see nobody else. We have this one on woman,
expect this man. Little did I know what was waiting
for me?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It literally wasn't until I locked guys with Victor. This
motherfucker had the most sinister on his trace. I said,
oh no, bro, that's gonna happen. While you were talking,
we all did the Nicki minaj and my sister was like,
why you let them do that to you? I'm like,
(06:46):
what do you What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I was I was just being a kind hearted individual.
She was like, but you heard it?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
What you think you think son is playing the ship
in the studio? Only think you think that I would
have I would have kept going. Had to her, I
want to shut the fun up. You know, was like
that just right away, y'all matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You know that ship set me big nightmares. Bro, I've
had three nightmares straight back to back end. It's just
a cackling just as and.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
We look like we look like the fucking glaze fiend
magic on your bedroom window. Like any any more nice
things to say.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
That? That really just drove the sword where I needed
to be. I will never be nice again, not once,
not ever.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Never to be nice again. YEA, motherfuckers slave me too much.
I don't know into George Miel I'm like ship that, George, Yeah,
ship Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
White people names, I'll see.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I think I think I got good with the white
people names. I think that's what we're gonna do. We're
gonna have a contest to see who can gets the
most white people correctly, and the winner is gonna get absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Nothing we don't want.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
We don't want to, Clay saying I don't want to,
I will lose that right away. I'm so bad with
white names and white faces.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Can I tell you I'm worse than you because I
be figuring my wife's name all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'm like, yo, why yo ho yo man? You had
the lady who gave birth to your children, yo Helen.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Some of the age it's just be like who the
fuck is Helen, Helen, That bitch comes nice.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That's what you want, a motherfucker. Maybe you take the
chicken out on time for Yeah. Look, let me walk
this back a little. I want to give you your flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know what I'm saying. Please feel free.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I want to give you your flowers because not only
was my good sister out here providing mirth and and
and enjoyment and love. You know what I'm saying, twice
a week for you'll listless, listless, you know what I'm saying,
single feast, your motherfucker's out there mirth and joy. She also,
you know what I'm saying, went on motherfucking TV and
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went on Doctor Phil bitch, you know what I'm saying,
and said and dear her, motherfucking thing, went on there
drop fifty.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
So let me give you your flowers. Damn, what up
there fucking national television doing your motherfucking thing?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, what's the tea telling yo? Let's talk about it.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
It had be like two weeks ago on something like
what's up bitch? On filling your vibes and trying to
see what you are, trying to see what you see
what you abow? Sis? What's up? What's tea now? But
they pulled, they flew me out. About two two and
a half weeks ago, we had a fucking full length
interview process. I went on that show.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
We we're talking about religion. We're talking about why religion
is declining in America. Born born, Catholic, bro born and raised.
And I'm sitting there as the stance of somebody who
has left the Catholic church looking at two hundred Tommy
Lauren bitches, Bro, I ain't never been around that. White
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people in one in one.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
City should feel like a mast pro shop.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah, hold on, I was a gun controlled the bate.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
B.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
But it's weird because they all got the same looking
in ours. It's like very Southern Christian women who they
just like. First of all, they're very confused by me.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
They're like, where's this bitch from.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I ain't never seen?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is she at the never see nobody like you before?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
This is this a Latino?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Is this a Latina?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Is this a Latina? Boom are We're looking at a
Latina Afro that's the new thing now because she has
an afro, so they call him afro latinas.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
That's exactly how doctor Phil sounds. Yeahlina, that was a
amazing experience.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I just imagine Doctor Phil like saying the New York lingo,
but in his voice like Liz Bail, I'm I'm really
feeling your vibe okay, and I'm feeling your body, and
I want to get to know you on a deeper level.
So I'm saying, like, what's really good?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Liz.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm saying like, oh, can a real one fly you out?
We're smoking on the darkest pack imaginable. I mean, this
is the type of ship, this is the type of
ship that levels civilizations, Liz. I'm trying to get to
know you like that real talk, baby, what's good?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
That would have got me?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Hey, look, I'm trying to shoot that club up. Was
crazy for being real. You know, a man's got to
do what a man's got to do.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
You know what's crazy about being around that many people
that are not used to me. I left the show
and there was just one of the producers came up
to me. She was like, there was a lot of nodding,
a lot of like agreeing with you, a lot of just.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Like you.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
She was like, and everybody loves your accent. I'm like, bitch,
what accent? What the what the are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did No, it's just literally me talking.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I forget that. The way I speak, I sound like
a New Yorker. And then I also have, you know,
like a little accent with you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You want to hear your own accent right now, say
calm down, calm down, I'm down, yea, I have no accent.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I sound like Siri.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
You how do you do?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
You mean you you you do?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And it's crazy like I feel like I don't have one.
And then I go somewhere else and they're like and
they're like, you're from New York, right, And I'm.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Like the fuck?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
How do you know that? Do you work for?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Anywhere you go outside of New York, They're like, yo,
you're from New York.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Like if everywhere I go they say the same ship,
and it's just like I say the same ship back.
I'm like, the nigga you want to talking about hen
Ding ding dong like you said from Steve Nigga, Like
I got accent?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
You sound like a horseshoe.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Mean.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I love Southern accents and I love New Orleans accents.
Oh my god, no Orleans accent. I can't see your face.
This ship is terrifying.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah yeah, no, nor least as is lit. But it's
like there's a fine line.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. If you sound like
you're from Louisiana the way that uh. I forget the
actor's name, but he played gray Worm in Game of
Thrones and he's in interview with the vampire.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
That accent sexy as hell, boozy. However, some one man Joe,
he's fun. He's from the five O folk, hence the Joe.
He got the Louisian accent. But it's like it's it's
not it's smooth. Yeah, he sounded like like he sounded
like gambit. Yes, I was about to say. I was like,
it's not it's it's it's the black Louisiana accent, but
(14:30):
it's not the boozy.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It's not like the NBA.
Young boy. You know I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
It's not the he gotta throw up his hand, don't
come on, come on, non mains to tremble with the reverb,
the automatic Reverbnah, I mean we about to go get
some pole boy and Maine.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Man just put them put Hey man, it's two drops
of smoke in the ball man, you put them put
sixteen drop?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Mon. I'm like, Bro, what the fuck you sound like
the Virgin Tears? Yeah? Yeah, is going on? Oh my god? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I also like I'm getting used to like being in
media ship and like having to like wait to talk
about ship because like, I don't know, I don't know
how long I could have lasted, like like not telling
everybody on earth that I was going to be on
Doctor Phil Bro.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh yeah, how did you do that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I was not well. I didn't tell nobody besides my mom,
my brother, and my sister and nobody. Literally none of
my best friends know nobody. I was scared, Bro, because
it's a tough topic. It's a very tough subject. It's
something that I've known my whole life. Like my first book,
I talk about it, but it still is a very
very sensitive subject.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
First book is a crazy flex go off right.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Off.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's like, yo, She's like, that's my first in my
first book.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Next week in my seventeenth book, read How to Be
Real Men, Like, Bro, I can't read, so, but yeah,
what's it?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
But what is?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What is this first book, Liz, go ahead, you gotta
tell the book.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
It's called Let's talk about It. Yeah, And in Spanish
translates to English to like, we're going to talk about this,
whether it's good or bad, for better or worse. Yeah, exactly. So,
so the whole point of the book is like, Yo,
we're talking about ship that we usually talk about within
our families and in the living rooms. They're all taboo
subjects of ship we do not discuss in public because
(16:34):
oh well, will people say it's like, nah, bitch, we're
talking about it. We're talking about it.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Get into it. Yeah, shameless plug, go cop that cock,
that or else.
Speaker 10 (16:43):
All summon the glades. And then I'll follow up with
hatred was I was named the chicken spoder Cross Street.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
But speaking of taboo subjects that motherfuckers don't like to
talk about, but the shit is public news, so you
know what I mean, motherfuckers want us to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So let's talk about it.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Chance the rapper is divorced, you know what I'm saying
from his wife of five years, which like, all right, bro,
I'm gonna keep it the buck.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I've been married for one hundred and thirty eight years.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Oh love that five years.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
They really you know what I'm saying, You really do that?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You know what I mean? Like I feel you know
what it is.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I feel like like, okay, so as a married guy,
all married people listen, tap in, let me know how
you feel in the comments whatever. It becomes like a competition.
B It becomes like a like a yo, I've been
married longer than you. You ever been to a wedding
and they're like crazy if you've been to a wedding
and they do like the dancing shit, and it's just
like yo, everybody on the dance floor. If you've been
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married for one year or less, get off the dance floor.
If you've been married for five years, all lefs get
off the dance floor. And then it's just like me
and like the Vietnam vet and his wife.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm saying that.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I'm just looking at this motherfucker like yo, it's like, yeah,
your marriage is gonna ensue.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, becase it's gonna be dead. You're gonna be dead,
and then it would just be us because you're gonna die.
Then it'll be me cotail hour.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
On them. That's crazy. But you know, it does prove
my theory of marriage being kind of like this, there
is this thing where it's just like I just need
it because it's another hierarchy. You bitches don't got no ring.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
It's like it's like it's no, you're not lying to
go and you're not lying because my wife do walk
around the mall like Angel Reese like single bitches like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
A bitch, bitch. This ain't a lab diamond bitch like finger.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I mean, the ring is different because it's like if
the ring is fire, I'm a flex. But it's more
so the status of like I'm married, so now I'm
better than you, I'm more deserving getting it.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Like that's where it's just as a woman, is that
something you want? Like marriage something I want?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
But it's not. It's not like a goal of mine.
It's not something that I've dreamed of my entire life.
I've dreamed of writing a book. I've dreamed of filming documentaries,
I've dreamed of doing a lot of ship that I
fucking put all of my focus and love and attention into.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Dream of doing a podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh yeah, I mean, I'm going to say, bro, I'm
literally a fucking daughter of the Bodegga boys. But it's
just not It's not something that I was like, yo,
Like there's some women that I know that's all power
to them, but they've planned their entire life around their wedding,
and it's like I got my job, I got my man,
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I got my married, I got my my dream wedding,
and now I'm lit And it's like, bro, yeah. But
also there's this thing that women do where they just
don't celebrate life until they get married.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yes, the only.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Celebration, and that's why you have like the bride Zilla
everything gotta be perfect, because bro, this is their only celebration.
Their focus has always been married, so they have never
dreamed of like opening a business or some of them
don't even dream about being a mother. It's just like, Yo,
this wedding, this is this is what I've been waiting.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
This is my moment.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
It really matter who they're married, just be about the status, like, yeah,
I'm a married woman now your single bitch.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Just couldn't I'm a missus.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So like the reason I asked that is, oh, by
the way, for any one I know in my personal
life listening, and also to you, Liz, when you get married.
If and when don't invite me, I'm not going. Yeah,
I agree, bro, because and this is probably gonna sound like.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Hatred, but like I like it's your big day. That
don't mean I got to care that much. You know
what I'm saying. And if you, if you have, bro, fuck.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
You, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Listen, Okay? Are you okay? Are you golf? Listen? And
if you want to have this like island getaway wedding,
eat my dicking balls? Fuck off?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Are you paying for the.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Are you paying for my flight? What about childcare?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Are you not?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Are you not paying for my childcare? What are you
paying for this suit that you specifically asked for?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Everybody gotta wear a fucking everybody gotta wear a royal
blue and gold going to Uniclo and I'm getting the
Obama pan suit. That's the best you're getting out of me.
You in your wedding, broderstand me. If you ever been
a part of a wedding, you know where Rainy's coming from.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It should be so detailed, bro, And it's like pump
the brain will be so annoying.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
People who go who just be like you know what
we out? Let's go get married.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Let's go, let's go get married. Like Meryl said in
his backyard about the people, like you want to get married, bro,
I got.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I'll think marry you. In my back yard found dollars
like that cameos, I'll marry you. You know what I'm
saying With jacket edge.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
He falls off stage and he's still like geez at
the bottom of the pool, like this ship should have
wanted it.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
But yo, man, I tell you that as a married man,
I'll tell you why motherfuckers do the destination wedding because
they don't want it. Motherfuckers to come and they don't
want to fan people. That's like the that's like the
workaround people people who care, like because I married somebody
who does not give a ship about what anybody thinks,
which is like a double ed sword.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
It's good when you gotta like argue with management, but
when it's just like you know what I mean, like hey,
like these are all my cousins, yo, like like chill,
like easy, easy on, unnatcha bro like you know what
I'm saying or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
But I don't know why he want to say some
ship stop himself.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah, he's literally cackling by himself. Yeah, this is
not he just thought, I'm gonna keep this. I'm gonna
keep the theme going.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
When people do them islands initial weddings, it's like, Yo,
it's a roundabout way of being like, Yo, listen, I
really can't.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I can't drop ten bands of the wedding. I can't
do none of this ship. I'm gonna go because of
the results. They'll give you like a deal like, oh,
you're getting married, where we'll give you the presidential suite
for like the loa.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Just make sure that you get like ten people to
show up.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Once you do that, they give you a free extra
day in all types of crazy ship like so whenever
somebody says, yo, were getting married in terms of kekos
come through, they don't.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Really, They're not expecting you to come through it at all.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, I would appreciate that. I would appreciate you saying, Yo, bro,
why don't you sit this one out?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Your video? I would yet even that you don't.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Even gottaways see that quick little flip when you get back.
I just want to see the wedding dress. I just
want to see the tux. That's it. I don't give
a fuck about none of that.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, and speaking of getting back, will be right back
after this ad for what marrow Italian bidets.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yah, we back. You know what I'm saying. I hope
you enjoyed that ad for Norwegian Cruise Lines.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
You know what I'm saying, Norwegian Cruise Lines, if you're
not back up the dock when it's time to go,
we're gonna leave your ass.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Which actually happened.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
I should saying to these I would guess terrified Caucasian
people who was on a Norwegian cruise you know what
I'm saying. And it went to a part of Africa
which is unnamed in this article for some reason. But
you know what I'm saying, white people. I feel like
white people think Africa is just a country anyway.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, they think it's a little island.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You know what I'm saying. It's a little island. It's
like that's when didn't Eddie Murphy do the Zebra foints
for that movie. Yeah, they think they think Africa has
one flag.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
It's the press, Yeah, exactly, It's it's just the bad
brains merch.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's just bad brains merch. That's what they think. Africa,
the country. Yeah, it's yeah, it's come on, you know,
you know, you know, DC.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
It's the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's a lot of come on. Everybody knows. So apparently
if you go on a cruise, because I've never been
on a cruise. Have been on cruises?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Never? Right, no Titanic ones, bro, Bro.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I've seen Titanic.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
When that ship capsized and the top half was starting
to like tip over, and the motherfucker hit both beams.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I don't know if you that ship is ingrained.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
In my skull forever. He's this motherfucker yo. The ship
started tipping over and he's like hanging on because like gravity.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
He like slips and he goes pung.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Water.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I was like, God, I.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Prefer I prefer to die that way, bro, trying to
just be lifeless before I hit that.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Bro, like DM Mexican a sling shop.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
They just passed out like, oh my god, Yo, what happened?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Dog, if I'm going to go out like that, yes,
let me hit my head on the beam. So I'm
completely unconscious when I hit that ice cold fridge of water.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yo, my mom my Mom's spirit just.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Yo, I know.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So these motherfuckers got left.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
But apparently this shit happens all the time. Bro, Like,
you go on a cruise, they docked somewhere, you know
what I'm saying, You go have fun, explore the island, whatever,
and if you're not back in time, bro, that shit
is leaving you, like the sixth Trade, you know what
I'm saying. So I don't know, like I don't know
why you would pay for that, you know, for that experience.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
But hey, well I heard cruises are lit, but it's like, bro,
they give you twelve hours to go explore the place
you just landed at. Why are you gonna take thirteen?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Actually bro, But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Like, so people love to act like white people especially,
but also like it's a class thing too, Like it's
white privilege, and it's also class privilege, where like you're
so used to everybody around you just bending at your
fucking whim that you think that these major companies with
this captain that like doesn't give a fuck about you,
that has to get this ship nowhere this time, you
don't know, you think that they're gonna wait around to
(27:26):
count who the fuck is there?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It's twelve million people on this boat.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's not a fucking school trip.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Count no at all.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Like, Bro, we gotta beat we we we we leaving
the Ivory Coast at twelve thirty so that we can
make it to fucking Calcutta or whatever it is three thirty.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
If you not on this boat, then we fucking leaving
you outright.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
God, are we gonna be fifty nautical miles that way
by the time you get back with the souvenirs?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Dummy?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Right, you know what I'm saying. So listen, man, follow
the rules. Be yeah, stay off the boats. Bro, go
to a resort. I don't want to go on a cruise.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
No, hell no, Bro into a victory like cruise episode
too many, you know what, it's too many variables, too many,
too many, too many exponents. Was like, right, yeah, yeah,
because you know, because there's a lot of like Bro,
(28:27):
there's people. I have nothing to substantiate this claim, but
I'm saying it with my whole chest.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So it's true.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
But there are there are sick freaks out there that
go on cruises specifically to wait until they fucking pilot
the ship through uh through fucking uh. Gray areas, government
gray areas where you can get away with literal murder.
Oh ship, you funk around and kill somebody, and when
(28:55):
they determine the time of death, they'll be like, well
he died three hours and three hours ago and three
hours ago. Yeah, we were in the Arctic Circle. So
and because there's no one out there, no one is
taken there.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
For this fuzzy right now saying it's like Arctic Circle.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yo, I thot that.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, Bro, there's a lot of people out there that
move really indidiously.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
And wait until specific times to get away with very
specific crimes.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yo, that's crue. What if you just go by yourself,
that's even worse. Who go who gonna substantiate your claims
that you didn't do it?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
After you?
Speaker 13 (29:41):
Ready, after you, bro, listen them people, the people, the
people them, Yo, he's he got away.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
His reason is way more cenousive. My reason.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
My reason is I just see video of where the
plumbing got fucked up on one of them ships and
the boat flooded, and it was just like it was
like dookie water in the hallways and like niggas is
just out in the hallways like steping, like walking.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Through dookie water.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
See as a motherfucker can't swim. That's terrifying for several reasons,
because you can't.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Swim, and if you do get the ability to swim
with something, you gotta swim through dukie water now.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And also if you go, let's just say you in
the room, you step out to mal water, you don't
think the bitch is flooding. You're gonna think the fucking
boat is sinking.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Now I'm having a padic attack. Yeah, yeah, Now I'm
meeting a bar.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I'm drinking Georgie straight because I'm not We're not doing
top show. I'm just trying to inebriate myself because I'm
thinking I'm ana die bro.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm getting the one fifty one, and I'm climbing up
the radio tower like Tom, like a Himalayan snub nose monkey, like.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
A horrible your Google image Himalayan stumbnose monkey.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Please, yeah, and tell me that's not what motherfuckers used
to look like a lip bar back in Old Side
after I sold them a bag of ajax.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Tell me, tell me that's not what the average ultra
patron looks like at three am in front of the
hall Truckmy going to your mommy TV.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Everybody looks like a straight demon bro, like they can't
disconnect the top, drove in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, crazy man, what's the
last what's the last song you're listening?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Because you know, let's like you on a cruise, right,
you got your phone, you got your little air pods
or whatever, but you notice it is going down, Like,
what's the last song you're listening to?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Man, dog, it would have to have it would have
to be some ship that gets my adrenaline going crazy.
I was gonna say either like uh computers, rowdy rebel computers.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Oh you're such a real one.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm sucking it up like I'm around
that boat, funk it all the way up, like Yo,
we're gonna die. Like I'm screaming, We're gonna die everybody.
You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, we go that
or like you know what I'm saying, like like some
like some some some just straight like hardcore ship, you
(32:09):
know what I mean? Like some like mad Ball madead Ha, Yeah,
just like.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's a little new metal, you know what I'm saying.
You know, just some ship like the Olympics, Get me something.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Everything.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Literally, we're going down. Everybody's Liz, what are you? What
are you picking as your last song? Your farewell track?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
My farewell? Oh I got it. It's gonna be hell
Row featuring Cameron.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
War, Jesus Christ, damn Yo. Listen.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
If you're new to this show, which you shouldn't be,
you should not be surprised by that. The most list
answer a hell Row album cut.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
That's crazy that y'all picked, like like violent, Like I'm
not trying to be stressed out in my last moments.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Bro, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'm bumping don't by brush and tailor man.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Because like because like I just hope that, like because
like we're gonna die, but I just hope that we don't.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I love a good bad joke.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, look at that picture of Lebron and the Wade
with the way it's just going like this and Lebron
dunk and the ship. That's what we just did.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
We just did.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
It would either be that song or it would be
the Daughter's song by Beyonce that just came out singing
in opera Italian opera. Play that and let me let
Me Transcend, Bro, let me.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Ship now that thinking about it, you're so and like
just like just sitting there crying and ship but speaking,
don't Bryson Tiller deleted it at first, like he deleted
that shirt off SoundCloud at first, wild, and I just
think that's really Like I I it's.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Cool when like super successful like seemingly unattainable. Uh like
people like people in positions that see that are seemingly
unattainable out like they have like relatable experiences like that,
because I've I've posted and deleted many a track where
I'm like, man, ain't nobody fucking with this? This ship
kind of asked and then like put that ship back
out and like people are rocking with it. So I
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just thought, yeah, I just thought that was that was cool.
Imagine like that's what I'm saying. Imagine imagine never re
uploaded it.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
That's crazy. It makes me think about the people who
are like sitting on the next fucking top two hundred songs.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
He deleted that song and motherfuckers never start wearing Nike
dad hats.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah no, never, I'm.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Saying, bro, do you know how many women got pregnant
to that album?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
My god, that ship stimulated the ecomomy.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
The viral videos.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
There was a party, the DJ drops, the DJ drops dope,
and he stops the track and he's like, if you
fun somebody's baby more than this face, yo, And then
they pan over to Bryson Tiller himself and he's just
looking at the DJ shaking his head like, come off, broke.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Me be I'm that guy. I love I love that
he said that because as a creative person or just
anybody who does anything, Bro, you artists, a painter, a
fucking poet, you drop music, you know how it is
to to fuck with your stuff but still have that
seed of doubt, like am I the only one fucking
with this?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Like?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Should I just create this for myself and for Bryson Tiller,
who who is a big artist for him to say, yo,
nobody was fucking with the song that I dropped, so
I just deleted it. And then somebody hit him up like, bro,
where's the track? Where's I was listening to that?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
If that is not the fucking best indicator for you
to just do what you do, put your head down
and just create. Fuck funk what everybody's saying. Just put
your head down and create.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
That's that's Merro's phone.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Merro's phone is just a bunch of like audio files
that I send him that I'm never dropping.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
He's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Me, brocause I got you, I'll find you and I'll
fuck you up. Yo. There is anything. There's one thing
that triggers violence inside of me. One is when let
me leave that one yeah out.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Eventually, speaking of violence, I know that I brought this
up last episode, so I just want to like put
a bow on it.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Godzilla X Kong went fucking crazy. Bro. That film was
si to me.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
That cinema, that ship was fucking nuts. So I took
I took the boys to see it. We went to
Alimo draft House.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It was a vibe.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
It was super cool, and I just thought, as a
little anecdote for anybody that hasn't seen it, it's really
fucking cool because Kong the whole movie, Kong is on
this introspective journey of like self discovery and my coming
to terms with being the last of his kind. And
then he sees a glimmer of hope and he's like, fuck,
maybe I don't have to be the last of my kind.
And then we meet scar King, who's like a total
(37:17):
asshole and basically Kong's worst case scenario. It's like, if
I wasn't because if I wasn't the last of my kind,
who's to say I wouldn't become this guy.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh shit, that's Kang's story. You fucked me all the
way up.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Because like as you were saying that story, I thought
you were leading up to, like, Yo, Kng got sa
pussy an act too, right, he ends up being the
first of his kind because he had with the with
the with the bottle of waitress ape.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, so Kanng has this whole journey right, And Godzilla
spends the whole movie getting swollen, shooting in the gym
and fucking murking everything inside and his total screen time,
I should you know, is eight minutes. God Zilla spends
eight minutes beating the ship out.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Of everything in the room. Fucking incredible. That's what I need, you, bro,
the movies. Real cinema is bat let's go, real fucking
cinema is back up, damn it, cause the.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Character arc was like, Yo, eight minutes, you almost stomp
out the Empire state building.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah man, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
His whole ship, his whole ship was just smoke like
that was it this motherfucking turned purple and like lost it.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
It's fucking incredible. That'd be me on a Friday, Doug. Yeah, man,
that's turned purple. Think of the song crazy yeah, jumping
the pool in the water in it. But y'all seen this,
Uh beat my meat.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
To Liz. Uh great, it's just like what no lizot
his habits.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
The people love when you and I, you know when
I when I basically info dump NERD ship on you
and then you go, wow, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I'll check that out, and then you never do. So
listen the people. Listen.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
The people have been showing the seeds of drama for
so long. Okay, we need to spark up some sort
of you know, some sort of spice, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
I want to get into a shade battle.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Battle.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
But the man babies of the Internet are complaining once
again about comic book stuff because, uh, the female silver
Surfer has been cast and it's a girl.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Oh no, they do, yes, the oh this this aluminum
foil guy that surfs on a surfboard through the galaxy
is supposed to be a man, Liz.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's what you don't understand.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
They're fucking with the with the history and the sanctity
of the aluminum foil surfer guy.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
You don't understand this, this guy who doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It was very important from the male figure and the
male the per the male physique, this aluminum guy.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I also want to just say that there's the real
civil surfer. It's Max b That's right. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
And he coming home.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
So yes, sir, and like he says, you saying, you mother,
I see motherfuckers going this way. Everybody doing this one thing,
going this way. Motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I got this.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
They go this way, motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
I go up.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah you can fly surfer, Yeah yeah. So Lizen, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I just want to I just wanted to your your
take on this on like what like what do you
think possesses men to complain about this type of like
just non secuit or ask like.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Really kind of like unimportant in life.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
My serious, my serious answer is that you've never studied
what women have gone through in this fucking lifetime of existence.
So you are super upset with like the era that
we're in of like women having rights and ship, so
you really are looking for another outlet that's really what
it is, so you just find it to be ours about.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
You can see a woman walking right now.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
You see this the ship that I'll be talking about. Bro,
These bitches they just move like like nothing bothered.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Look look at this. Look at this bitch. Wow like actually.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
But so just another piece of that is that the
people complaining, uh well, there's only one video that I've seen,
but this guy, he he's complaining under the under the
assumption that they're changing the male silver Surfer when that's
not the case. And that female Herald of Galactus has
existed since like the late sixties. So this guy had
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no idea that this was already a Marvel character and
he was just up in arms about Marvel making a
decision that he made up to be upset about.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
This motherfucker's just looking for ship to be ours about
because you have your own biases. Just say you don't
want to see bitches on screen. Let's just say you
hate women. I promise you we would much appreciate that
than the dumb ass state.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
So we know who to stay then away from.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Bro, Come on, come on, I feel like if we
do fucking find a nemo, motherfucker's gonna complain about.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
The fish that fishes. That fish is gay. Yeah, they're
gonna they're gonna, you know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
They're gonna put a fish in the New Fish movie
that is bioluminescent, so when he swims, you see a rainbow.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
You see, this is a problem with Disney's problem machine.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
They're trying to adoptorate our kids into there, into their
sick gay.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
If I may, uh, community board leader, I think we
should shut down all the theaters that are showing this
film because the sexualization of copp has gone too far.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
You know, Okay, we have fishes swimming in the ocean.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
They're just fishes, all right, They don't they don't know
whether they suck cock or not.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
So why are we teaching our children that fish decide
whether or not they suck cock.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's my time, thank you very much. By my Personally,
I'm not a cock kind of guy, so I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, tone,
I'm at the premiere with a New Fish moving Jesus Christ.
They got rainbow fish. Yeah yeah, tone, they got these
fucking fish with rainbow patterns on them. I've never seen
him before. He took satan. You mean to tell me
(43:29):
the fucking fish strange strange word.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Yeah, I'll tell you. We really are in a place, bro,
where people are so fucking insane. Bro, you just gotta
deal with the ship. Like it's all over online people
complain about and it's like if it was just her,
it would be whatever. But it's with everything, with literally everything.
Somebody was just interviewing not Joe Rogan, his friend.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Damn, the dude who was confused as Dana White, so
she was there was a black woman interviewing him, and
they was like, you see, this is what happened when
you let Woe people interview you. She's trying to humble you,
like meanwhile by calling you Joe Rogan, and it's like.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Bro, Yo, the motherfucker looked like Rogan. Let's me, bro, dog.
He's a middle aged white man with no neck and
he's bald.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
That's like the Joe Rogan kid.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Like you know what I'm saying, Like if Benzino could
shave his head and be Joe Rogan for Halloween, Yeah
you know what I'm saying, Like Joe Rogan on vacation
in Turks.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
But this is what I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Surely that was anything in him has a history that's
Sage Steele and she's the super duper picked me like
conservative boat. Yeah look, bro, there's a video of her
letting a white dude touch her hair, like I want
to see when your hair feels like you know, that's
like that crazy like scenario that people make up, like
like this is the most racisthit you could possibly do,
(44:52):
is be like can I touch your hair? Literally that
she has a video of a white dude like can
I touch your hair? He'll be like sure, yeah, yeah.
And then when he was like he said some ship
an interview where he was just like I don't give
a fuck what people think.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
You know why because I'm a rich white guy, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Like he said that like that was the energy he
said that she ad verbatim, but she's just like that's
so freeing.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
I was like, just get the nigga y people who
think that they're the main exception, Well, they will always
broke the rug pulled from under them. She did all
of that boot licking, and look all she did was
called this motherfucker by a different name, but mistake and
motherfuckers was wild races backlash that she was received. Bro,
(45:34):
no matter what you assume you will be, when you
get in these positions and you're trying to you're trying
to lick the tip just to get in, and it's like, bro,
yeah it's not it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
I'm not black OJ Yeah, Okay, damn yo. Listen, We'll
take a break real quick. You know what I'm saying,
because we got some very important news from this company
that's making Taiwanese vibrators right back.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Legitary Light, Legitary Light. How many of those libraries gonna cup?
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Only four?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, Taiwanese vibrators. Man, I'm set. I'm shit with that
shit here, oh.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Ship, we're back. Thank you for tuning into Victory Light
episode thirty eight. Speaking of motherfucking Victory Light, I was
on TikTok the other day and I just want to
ask you guys, what is the wildest thing that you've
seen in a fucking movie theater? Oh, it's trending on
it's trending on TikTok. And I saw a few horror stories. Oh,
(46:34):
gonna tell your mind while you'll think of yours.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, oh, I got like sixteen in the chamber. Go ahead,
tell them Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Yeah, I forgot he was born in the Bronx. I
can't imagine this ship.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, they stormed the beach in Normandy.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yeah, all right, Brooklyn twenty eighty sixteen, twenty sixteen and
cities just came out. We sitting in a pack theater,
bro lending Multiplex. If you're from Brooklyn, you know we're
sitting at the height of the movie. I'm talking about
Red Face. I remember Red Face when the devil popped
in behind him. Right before that scene hits, a group
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of four girls come into come into the packed out theater,
walking and drunk as hell, loud and just like laughing,
like where do I see that? Like they just loud
as hell. So everybody's just like looking at them, like, bro,
come on, we have to like the fucking this is
the scenes. Bro, it's quiet. It's a scary movie. And
then one of the girls say can you be quiet please?
(47:29):
Like I'm like, yeah, you're embarrassing me, and one of
the girls, without a second, yells, didn't you get caught
sucking dick in a cab?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
About we embarrassing you?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Yeah? My bro, you what when I tell you that
fucking movie theater? Nobody give a fuck about that movie
by that time. Now they eventually got kicked out, but
I wanted to know, what what do you mean you
(47:59):
got caught.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
By you can cool the driver? Holy ship? Can't you
you just did that ship? Because it's not like when
are you gonna go to the other room? The room
and a cab? Also, how do you know that you
were you in the cab?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Just tell the story I caught sucking to get a cab.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
That's crazy, Like, oh, I know, probably happened. She's banned
from Uber and then and then somebody was like, you
call the Uber. She's like I can't, and their friends
like why not? I'm banned from the So.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I got one star. I can't really what happened? You
take it over man, Yeah, Steve taking back Ober? Goddamn it. Yeah,
I gat hold and ship. I was like, oh, I
spit on it too.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
He's like that, I was listen, listens sucking ticket the Uber.
All right, I don't want to talk about it. I
was giving him the problem. Just called there, just called.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
And I want about.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Give me PTSD bro. I used to call my father Poppy.
I used to call the the fucking cabbin Agency. Three
three transfer over to my father radio.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Cloud on in there. Don't know that down.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Me.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
I'm like, bro, that's the B B five.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Stop it, yo, listen, man, I've been I don't see
a lot of wild ship in movie theaters, man, violence,
you know what I mean, like sexual activity, like drunken ship.
But I think the wildest ship probably I've seen was
at New Rock City. Brad, Dude, the show. Yo, I'm
(50:04):
gonna tell you. The name of the movie was Rollerball. Okay,
hello cool j So that that'll put you in right, baby,
it's the boy some pepper, you know.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
He said.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I went to the first screening of No Well, I'll
tell you what, boys, when they turned the sound on
in the Chaplain film, everybody went preserved.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Yeo.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
So now I'm in New Rock City, I'm going to
go see roller Ball. Regrettably and fam New Rock City.
Like the food court is later, right, so it's like
a later showing. They closed the food court, so all
the chance, like the chairs is chained down. Everything's closed. Bro,
Why did a fight breakout that spilled into the food
court and motherfuckers was ripping the chairs and the tables
(50:48):
out the floor, throwing chairs throwing tables. Bro Shortyes, was
getting in the dome with chairs all that shit brong,
and nobody came like no security, no cops, no nothing.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
But it's just like ended, like the fight end.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Everybody's just got time.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, bright, Yo, you're about to miss my movie.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
B a yoe.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Alright, Ali peace, peace, peace.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
I had never I've never seen a fight in New
York City start and then end. Yeah, gotta break it
up without police, without somebody. Hey, hey, you know what
I mean, like the old lady got.
Speaker 14 (51:21):
Hey, hey, swing swing though, I'm your meal, Simpsons stop
pace and then then yo.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Bro, listen, y'all know man, listen, you were talking about
Lyndon B. Johnson plead Multiplex. I love political figure victors.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
I shoot up like.
Speaker 7 (51:46):
He's like, yeah, I talk about them, yo. Credit labor
Lady Bir Johnson's my favorite white House dog.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
But nah, so fucking so.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
The AMC at Baby Plaza is the Bronx version of
that Oh that one sixty first, Yeah, one sixty one
and baby Plaza. Bro, you go see some ship. I'm
going to see a cut in school to see a
screening of Space Jam. I'm thirteen. It's like fucking eleven
o'clock in the fucking morning. Be like we left school,
got on the bus with straight Pasitaive Catchuer movie.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Dog.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
Were the only people in this movie theater except for
a couple that had to be seniors, like in their sixties,
Like my thirteen year old mine is just like yo,
they old people. Fam, We're the only people in this theater. Dog,
It's me, my man. You know what I'm saying, my man,
Drew free HOI you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
(52:51):
freeo Homie and Bro. The complete the theater is empty.
I want to drive this point home. The theatre is empty.
We there first, right. This couple comes in and sits
like in R row, but like eight seats down because
the ship is completely empty, like eight seats down. This
(53:13):
is space Jam, Liz Belle, We're watching Space Jam, Michael
Michael Jordan, fucking cartoon Aliens funny fats funny, Patrick Ewing,
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Why does this man suck? Get in the wild? Yepper
Bro Like fifteen minutes into the movie Dog, like Bro,
fifteen minutes into space space Jam? What is horny about
space Jam? Doug? Oh my god, holy shit, Yo, Dog,
the most I'm talking about in space Jam Doug, that's crazy,
(53:49):
nudded and then left. Wow. I was like, are you
about to go fucking get top in like fucking like
Celtic Pride, Yo, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1 (53:59):
That's insane? I think my new I guess compared to
both of y'all, my shit pretty tame bro Like, I don't.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Know, I've never really seen them crazy, but I do
have a I guess a more heartwarming little story or whatever.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
But like, my best experience at a theater is The
Tale of Lit. Sorry for normal, God damnit.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (54:24):
Listen yo, I don't know why to get into it,
but that's called a sweep it for those that don't know.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Is crazy. Yeah, I listen.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
I So I was like fucking eighteen or seventeen nineteen
whatever whenever The Road came out, starring fucking Vigo Mortensen, right,
and pretty cool movie based on a book depressing as fuck. Right,
So we're going to see this movie, right, and like, uh,
this is like one of the first times I've smoked ever,
(54:57):
because like it was it was also like I think,
like close to my birthday or whatever. So we side
finished it. They lit me up for my birthday. Cool,
and they took me into the movies. Cool dog, tell
me out. I'm sorry you did you read the book
before you saw the movie?
Speaker 7 (55:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh, you have no idea? What have no idea?
Speaker 8 (55:11):
What it was?
Speaker 3 (55:11):
I just seen Vigo Mortensen post apocalyp whatever, So I
was like, all right, let's go see this.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
And you got hide before you went to go see
the road, so hold on, hold on, hold on, So
keep this in mind. I'm high as fuck, right, I'm
like seventeen. I have no idea what I'm walking into.
So we walk in the movie theater giggling because we
can't like get in our seats, and I'm and I'm
with my friends April and Ziomata. Right, it's Kiomada is
a clown, so she's just like making us laugh the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
And we're in the theater with like eight people.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Max and these guys have clearly read the book before
because we got we got there a little late, and someone.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Goes, can you guys knock it off?
Speaker 3 (55:50):
So then Zeo is like, oh, nah, we all pot
of here. This is some bullshit. Get the fuck out
of here. No, So so we like get up and
leave because the whole theater like rap lean against us.
We're high as ship. This is blowing my high crazy.
So then we just like find another movie to watch
because we're already upstairs. And what do I end up watching?
(56:10):
By accident? Mother high at fuck. By the way, Matt Giggly,
the best movie I could ever have seen in that scenario,
mother fucking black Dynamite.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
So I went to see the.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Road, got kicked out by an angry mob, and ended
up watching Black Dynamite in theaters by accident, high out
of my mind.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
So it was fantastic. That's a happy ending. Yeah, you know,
we really got hit with the you need to leave
in real life? Hey guys cutting out? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
put a sock in it. Yeah, seriously, like it's fucking
so yeah. So that's my uh story.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
I love that day boot out basically, yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
A shit, I hate to see it, but you know
what time it is, baby, this is listen. My final
thought is this before we get into the mail bag.
You know, I'm saying, because it's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
Yo fu.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
Another week, yo listen man. This has been episode thirty
eight of the most fire show on the plan. I'm
not even calling it a podcast because we're not potting
over here. We make it fucking fine, fine, fine, arch.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
You know what I'm saying. And this has been episode
thirty eight of that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (57:34):
It's been abstract, has been modern, it's been popping, you
know what I'm saying. We got Rainy and fucking the
fight in the house. We got Uncle fitting the house.
You know what I'm saying, that he is luxurious. We
got Liz Bell or Thiast like my Stuard dat Us
in the motherfucker house. We got me is back off
for fucking ACL surgery. You know what I'm saying, tanning
it up average thirty five with twelve assists. Fuck with
your boy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
And of course we got hot Si inside. I was
a thirty eight bitch, Holla of lexity, like light like
(58:18):
like
A literary light.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Light Light ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Now, I've had this young lady on my show before.
She's a very special guest here, one and only Lizbell
Ortis Now tell me, Liz Bell, something's clearly been going
on with you here. We followed each other on the
Gram for a long time now, and I just want
(00:38):
to know what's been going on with you in the
Victory Light podcast crew. It seems like seems like you
guys had a bit of an altercation last night the
last time. Tell me how are you feeling after you
were berated by your co hosts and producer.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I just I feel traumatized. Yeah, I feel sad. I
have a lot of anxiety now, Like sometimes I just
hear laughing. I'm like, no, I'm so sorry, Liz. Yeah,
it's just been a really tough, you know, chapter in
my life. I don't I don't know where to go
from here.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, Liz Bill, let me tell you something, Okay, and
I don't say this lightly. All right, you are such
a fantastic person. All right, last time you were here,
we didn't get this on camera, but you were.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Such a warm don't do it? You were such a
warm innerness.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Listen, don't do it?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Just can you?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Can you write that?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I just wanted to say it because we have to
give people their flowers, all right, And I just want
to say, Liz, you deserve the best, and I just
want to I just want you to know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That this is your moment and I'm so proud of you.
Oh my god, what is that? What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What what you're getting in the study glaze is crazy? Phil?
What do you mean? Grace? What isld you? What is
that the glaze? Why y'all bought me? Why y'all bought me?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Up right?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
This is a wild glade session broke. It's the fucking
glazy and it feels don't be fucking it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I feel we while we deal
with this, enjoy Episode thirty eight of the Victory Life
Contest of Literary Literary Like.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yo Were Victory Like Episode thirty eighth, thirty eight special.
You know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna say Mark,
you know what I'm saying because that gives away I look.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, you literally have Hassan in a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, this is good. This is what you get for
showing play and now I play hate.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It was the thirty you know what, the fucking vibes man,
the gang is only here. We got Raino in the
motherfucker building. We got Lizbello saying, you have victim. You
know what I'm saying, You got his hood. I just
played with his hair minutes over here, with the very
sensible shoe on you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I mean good leather brown of the shoe.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
And of course the man, the myth, the legend got
Jordan Wanzow.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You know what I'm saying in the original from nineteen
eighty five is.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Mm Hasan insane.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
This is a this is a certified Hassan Insane exclusive.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's right, Hassan Insane is on the building. Hassan is
mixing for you can dance.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, you know that's been my worst night.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Always, I always felt like I spoke good English, and
then I listened back on a podcast, I'm like, bro,
I sound like every fucking Julisa every.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's like, yo, why do you think I call you
list Beki? I love that. I love it. I love
it because I'm not mad at it. Bro.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
It's like to me, I equated to like the Dominican
baseball players. It's like, now that I ain't using no translator,
I'm gonna just go off.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm confident.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You know when I realized, bro, when I said video video.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, you know what's funny? You know what the best
example of that is, Oh, come get in? So, hey, ma,
can you throw a picture? Can you throw a picture
about another one? In Spanish?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
So which is literally you throwing?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, So that's it. That's a little deep deep.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Actually I don't feel safe laugh from which I know more.
I'm still recovering from Monday's episode.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yo, get into it, Get into it.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I am traumatized.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Look all right, so look, so we're gonna do this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Are trying to hit.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
No, y'all listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna do my little
thing right, We're real quick and give his sign his
flowers because God damn it, the.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Way the nigga wound that ship up, I was like
always covered, always covered as going on. Was also for
for our listeners. Uh, that wasn't planned.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And what what what you hear in the final product,
We couldn't hear the.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Build up to the just and the headphones.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We all just had the same thought at the same time,
because that's what happens real, that's what when we.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Lock in, bro, this happens when we potted, when we're watched.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Lizbe was talking, I was like, looking at Marrow, Men, Rainy,
everybody like like, we're gonna be her ass, right, because.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I was just looking at Marrow.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I don't see nobody else. We have this one on woman,
expect this man. Little did I know what was waiting
for me?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It literally wasn't until I locked guys with Victor. This
motherfucker had the most sinister on his trace. I said,
oh no, bro, that's gonna happen. While you were talking,
we all did the Nicki minaj and my sister was like,
why you let them do that to you? I'm like,
(06:46):
what do you What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I was I was just being a kind hearted individual.
She was like, but you heard it?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
What you think you think son is playing the ship
in the studio? Only think you think that I would
have I would have kept going. Had to her, I
want to shut the fun up. You know, was like
that just right away, y'all matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You know that ship set me big nightmares. Bro, I've
had three nightmares straight back to back end. It's just
a cackling just as and.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
We look like we look like the fucking glaze fiend
magic on your bedroom window. Like any any more nice
things to say.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
That? That really just drove the sword where I needed
to be. I will never be nice again, not once,
not ever.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Never to be nice again. YEA, motherfuckers slave me too much.
I don't know into George Miel I'm like ship that, George, Yeah,
ship Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
White people names, I'll see.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I think I think I got good with the white
people names. I think that's what we're gonna do. We're
gonna have a contest to see who can gets the
most white people correctly, and the winner is gonna get absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Nothing we don't want.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
We don't want to, Clay saying I don't want to,
I will lose that right away. I'm so bad with
white names and white faces.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Can I tell you I'm worse than you because I
be figuring my wife's name all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'm like, yo, why yo ho yo man? You had
the lady who gave birth to your children, yo Helen.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Some of the age it's just be like who the
fuck is Helen, Helen, That bitch comes nice.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That's what you want, a motherfucker. Maybe you take the
chicken out on time for Yeah. Look, let me walk
this back a little. I want to give you your flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know what I'm saying. Please feel free.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I want to give you your flowers because not only
was my good sister out here providing mirth and and
and enjoyment and love. You know what I'm saying, twice
a week for you'll listless, listless, you know what I'm saying,
single feast, your motherfucker's out there mirth and joy. She also,
you know what I'm saying, went on motherfucking TV and
(09:29):
went on Doctor Phil bitch, you know what I'm saying,
and said and dear her, motherfucking thing, went on there
drop fifty.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
So let me give you your flowers. Damn, what up
there fucking national television doing your motherfucking thing?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, what's the tea telling yo? Let's talk about it.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
It had be like two weeks ago on something like
what's up bitch? On filling your vibes and trying to
see what you are, trying to see what you see
what you abow? Sis? What's up? What's tea now? But
they pulled, they flew me out. About two two and
a half weeks ago, we had a fucking full length
interview process. I went on that show.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
We we're talking about religion. We're talking about why religion
is declining in America. Born born, Catholic, bro born and raised.
And I'm sitting there as the stance of somebody who
has left the Catholic church looking at two hundred Tommy
Lauren bitches, Bro, I ain't never been around that. White
(10:34):
people in one in one.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
City should feel like a mast pro shop.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah, hold on, I was a gun controlled the bate.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
B.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
But it's weird because they all got the same looking
in ours. It's like very Southern Christian women who they
just like. First of all, they're very confused by me.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
They're like, where's this bitch from.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I ain't never seen?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is she at the never see nobody like you before?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
This is this a Latino?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Is this a Latina?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Is this a Latina? Boom are We're looking at a
Latina Afro that's the new thing now because she has
an afro, so they call him afro latinas.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
That's exactly how doctor Phil sounds. Yeahlina, that was a
amazing experience.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I just imagine Doctor Phil like saying the New York lingo,
but in his voice like Liz Bail, I'm I'm really
feeling your vibe okay, and I'm feeling your body, and
I want to get to know you on a deeper level.
So I'm saying, like, what's really good?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Liz.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm saying like, oh, can a real one fly you out?
We're smoking on the darkest pack imaginable. I mean, this
is the type of ship, this is the type of
ship that levels civilizations, Liz. I'm trying to get to
know you like that real talk, baby, what's good?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
That would have got me?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Hey, look, I'm trying to shoot that club up. Was
crazy for being real. You know, a man's got to
do what a man's got to do.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
You know what's crazy about being around that many people
that are not used to me. I left the show
and there was just one of the producers came up
to me. She was like, there was a lot of nodding,
a lot of like agreeing with you, a lot of just.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Like you.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
She was like, and everybody loves your accent. I'm like, bitch,
what accent? What the what the are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did No, it's just literally me talking.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I forget that. The way I speak, I sound like
a New Yorker. And then I also have, you know,
like a little accent with you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You want to hear your own accent right now, say
calm down, calm down, I'm down, yea, I have no accent.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I sound like Siri.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
You how do you do?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
You mean you you you do?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And it's crazy like I feel like I don't have one.
And then I go somewhere else and they're like and
they're like, you're from New York, right, And I'm.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Like the fuck?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
How do you know that? Do you work for?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Anywhere you go outside of New York, They're like, yo,
you're from New York.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Like if everywhere I go they say the same ship,
and it's just like I say the same ship back.
I'm like, the nigga you want to talking about hen
Ding ding dong like you said from Steve Nigga, Like
I got accent?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
You sound like a horseshoe.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Mean.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I love Southern accents and I love New Orleans accents.
Oh my god, no Orleans accent. I can't see your face.
This ship is terrifying.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah yeah, no, nor least as is lit. But it's
like there's a fine line.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. If you sound like
you're from Louisiana the way that uh. I forget the
actor's name, but he played gray Worm in Game of
Thrones and he's in interview with the vampire.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
That accent sexy as hell, boozy. However, some one man Joe,
he's fun. He's from the five O folk, hence the Joe.
He got the Louisian accent. But it's like it's it's
not it's smooth. Yeah, he sounded like like he sounded
like gambit. Yes, I was about to say. I was like,
it's not it's it's it's the black Louisiana accent, but
(14:30):
it's not the boozy.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It's not like the NBA.
Young boy. You know I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
It's not the he gotta throw up his hand, don't
come on, come on, non mains to tremble with the reverb,
the automatic Reverbnah, I mean we about to go get
some pole boy and Maine.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Man just put them put Hey man, it's two drops
of smoke in the ball man, you put them put
sixteen drop?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Mon. I'm like, Bro, what the fuck you sound like
the Virgin Tears? Yeah? Yeah, is going on? Oh my god? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I also like I'm getting used to like being in
media ship and like having to like wait to talk
about ship because like, I don't know, I don't know
how long I could have lasted, like like not telling
everybody on earth that I was going to be on
Doctor Phil Bro.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh yeah, how did you do that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I was not well. I didn't tell nobody besides my mom,
my brother, and my sister and nobody. Literally none of
my best friends know nobody. I was scared, Bro, because
it's a tough topic. It's a very tough subject. It's
something that I've known my whole life. Like my first book,
I talk about it, but it still is a very
very sensitive subject.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
First book is a crazy flex go off right.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Off.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's like, yo, She's like, that's my first in my
first book.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Next week in my seventeenth book, read How to Be
Real Men, Like, Bro, I can't read, so, but yeah,
what's it?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
But what is?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What is this first book, Liz, go ahead, you gotta
tell the book.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
It's called Let's talk about It. Yeah, And in Spanish
translates to English to like, we're going to talk about this,
whether it's good or bad, for better or worse. Yeah, exactly. So,
so the whole point of the book is like, Yo,
we're talking about ship that we usually talk about within
our families and in the living rooms. They're all taboo
subjects of ship we do not discuss in public because
(16:34):
oh well, will people say it's like, nah, bitch, we're
talking about it. We're talking about it.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Get into it. Yeah, shameless plug, go cop that cock,
that or else.
Speaker 10 (16:43):
All summon the glades. And then I'll follow up with
hatred was I was named the chicken spoder Cross Street.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
But speaking of taboo subjects that motherfuckers don't like to
talk about, but the shit is public news, so you
know what I mean, motherfuckers want us to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So let's talk about it.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Chance the rapper is divorced, you know what I'm saying
from his wife of five years, which like, all right, bro,
I'm gonna keep it the buck.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I've been married for one hundred and thirty eight years.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Oh love that five years.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
They really you know what I'm saying, You really do that?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You know what I mean? Like I feel you know
what it is.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I feel like like, okay, so as a married guy,
all married people listen, tap in, let me know how
you feel in the comments whatever. It becomes like a competition.
B It becomes like a like a yo, I've been
married longer than you. You ever been to a wedding
and they're like crazy if you've been to a wedding
and they do like the dancing shit, and it's just
like yo, everybody on the dance floor. If you've been
(17:50):
married for one year or less, get off the dance floor.
If you've been married for five years, all lefs get
off the dance floor. And then it's just like me
and like the Vietnam vet and his wife.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm saying that.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I'm just looking at this motherfucker like yo, it's like, yeah,
your marriage is gonna ensue.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, becase it's gonna be dead. You're gonna be dead,
and then it would just be us because you're gonna die.
Then it'll be me cotail hour.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
On them. That's crazy. But you know, it does prove
my theory of marriage being kind of like this, there
is this thing where it's just like I just need
it because it's another hierarchy. You bitches don't got no ring.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
It's like it's like it's no, you're not lying to
go and you're not lying because my wife do walk
around the mall like Angel Reese like single bitches like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
A bitch, bitch. This ain't a lab diamond bitch like finger.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I mean, the ring is different because it's like if
the ring is fire, I'm a flex. But it's more
so the status of like I'm married, so now I'm
better than you, I'm more deserving getting it.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Like that's where it's just as a woman, is that
something you want? Like marriage something I want?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
But it's not. It's not like a goal of mine.
It's not something that I've dreamed of my entire life.
I've dreamed of writing a book. I've dreamed of filming documentaries,
I've dreamed of doing a lot of ship that I
fucking put all of my focus and love and attention into.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Dream of doing a podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh yeah, I mean, I'm going to say, bro, I'm
literally a fucking daughter of the Bodegga boys. But it's
just not It's not something that I was like, yo,
Like there's some women that I know that's all power
to them, but they've planned their entire life around their wedding,
and it's like I got my job, I got my man,
(19:44):
I got my married, I got my my dream wedding,
and now I'm lit And it's like, bro, yeah. But
also there's this thing that women do where they just
don't celebrate life until they get married.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yes, the only.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Celebration, and that's why you have like the bride Zilla
everything gotta be perfect, because bro, this is their only celebration.
Their focus has always been married, so they have never
dreamed of like opening a business or some of them
don't even dream about being a mother. It's just like, Yo,
this wedding, this is this is what I've been waiting.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
This is my moment.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
It really matter who they're married, just be about the status, like, yeah,
I'm a married woman now your single bitch.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Just couldn't I'm a missus.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So like the reason I asked that is, oh, by
the way, for any one I know in my personal
life listening, and also to you, Liz, when you get married.
If and when don't invite me, I'm not going. Yeah,
I agree, bro, because and this is probably gonna sound like.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Hatred, but like I like it's your big day. That
don't mean I got to care that much. You know
what I'm saying. And if you, if you have, bro, fuck.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
You, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Listen, Okay? Are you okay? Are you golf? Listen? And
if you want to have this like island getaway wedding,
eat my dicking balls? Fuck off?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Are you paying for the.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Are you paying for my flight? What about childcare?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Are you not?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Are you not paying for my childcare? What are you
paying for this suit that you specifically asked for?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Everybody gotta wear a fucking everybody gotta wear a royal
blue and gold going to Uniclo and I'm getting the
Obama pan suit. That's the best you're getting out of me.
You in your wedding, broderstand me. If you ever been
a part of a wedding, you know where Rainy's coming from.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It should be so detailed, bro, And it's like pump
the brain will be so annoying.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
People who go who just be like you know what
we out? Let's go get married.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Let's go, let's go get married. Like Meryl said in
his backyard about the people, like you want to get married, bro,
I got.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I'll think marry you. In my back yard found dollars
like that cameos, I'll marry you. You know what I'm
saying With jacket edge.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
He falls off stage and he's still like geez at
the bottom of the pool, like this ship should have
wanted it.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
But yo, man, I tell you that as a married man,
I'll tell you why motherfuckers do the destination wedding because
they don't want it. Motherfuckers to come and they don't
want to fan people. That's like the that's like the
workaround people people who care, like because I married somebody
who does not give a ship about what anybody thinks,
which is like a double ed sword.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
It's good when you gotta like argue with management, but
when it's just like you know what I mean, like hey,
like these are all my cousins, yo, like like chill,
like easy, easy on, unnatcha bro like you know what
I'm saying or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
But I don't know why he want to say some
ship stop himself.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah, he's literally cackling by himself. Yeah, this is
not he just thought, I'm gonna keep this. I'm gonna
keep the theme going.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
When people do them islands initial weddings, it's like, Yo,
it's a roundabout way of being like, Yo, listen, I
really can't.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I can't drop ten bands of the wedding. I can't
do none of this ship. I'm gonna go because of
the results. They'll give you like a deal like, oh,
you're getting married, where we'll give you the presidential suite
for like the loa.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Just make sure that you get like ten people to
show up.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Once you do that, they give you a free extra
day in all types of crazy ship like so whenever
somebody says, yo, were getting married in terms of kekos
come through, they don't.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Really, They're not expecting you to come through it at all.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, I would appreciate that. I would appreciate you saying, Yo, bro,
why don't you sit this one out?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Your video? I would yet even that you don't.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Even gottaways see that quick little flip when you get back.
I just want to see the wedding dress. I just
want to see the tux. That's it. I don't give
a fuck about none of that.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, and speaking of getting back, will be right back
after this ad for what marrow Italian bidets.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yah, we back. You know what I'm saying. I hope
you enjoyed that ad for Norwegian Cruise Lines.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
You know what I'm saying, Norwegian Cruise Lines, if you're
not back up the dock when it's time to go,
we're gonna leave your ass.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Which actually happened.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
I should saying to these I would guess terrified Caucasian
people who was on a Norwegian cruise you know what
I'm saying. And it went to a part of Africa
which is unnamed in this article for some reason. But
you know what I'm saying, white people. I feel like
white people think Africa is just a country anyway.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, they think it's a little island.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You know what I'm saying. It's a little island. It's
like that's when didn't Eddie Murphy do the Zebra foints
for that movie. Yeah, they think they think Africa has
one flag.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
It's the press, Yeah, exactly, It's it's just the bad
brains merch.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's just bad brains merch. That's what they think. Africa,
the country. Yeah, it's yeah, it's come on, you know,
you know, you know, DC.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
It's the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's a lot of come on. Everybody knows. So apparently
if you go on a cruise, because I've never been
on a cruise. Have been on cruises?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Never? Right, no Titanic ones, bro, Bro.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I've seen Titanic.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
When that ship capsized and the top half was starting
to like tip over, and the motherfucker hit both beams.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I don't know if you that ship is ingrained.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
In my skull forever. He's this motherfucker yo. The ship
started tipping over and he's like hanging on because like gravity.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
He like slips and he goes pung.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Water.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I was like, God, I.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Prefer I prefer to die that way, bro, trying to
just be lifeless before I hit that.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Bro, like DM Mexican a sling shop.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
They just passed out like, oh my god, Yo, what happened?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Dog, if I'm going to go out like that, yes,
let me hit my head on the beam. So I'm
completely unconscious when I hit that ice cold fridge of water.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yo, my mom my Mom's spirit just.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Yo, I know.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So these motherfuckers got left.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
But apparently this shit happens all the time. Bro, Like,
you go on a cruise, they docked somewhere, you know
what I'm saying, You go have fun, explore the island, whatever,
and if you're not back in time, bro, that shit
is leaving you, like the sixth Trade, you know what
I'm saying. So I don't know, like I don't know
why you would pay for that, you know, for that experience.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
But hey, well I heard cruises are lit, but it's like, bro,
they give you twelve hours to go explore the place
you just landed at. Why are you gonna take thirteen?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Actually bro, But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Like, so people love to act like white people especially,
but also like it's a class thing too, Like it's
white privilege, and it's also class privilege, where like you're
so used to everybody around you just bending at your
fucking whim that you think that these major companies with
this captain that like doesn't give a fuck about you,
that has to get this ship nowhere this time, you
don't know, you think that they're gonna wait around to
(27:26):
count who the fuck is there?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It's twelve million people on this boat.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's not a fucking school trip.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Count no at all.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Like, Bro, we gotta beat we we we we leaving
the Ivory Coast at twelve thirty so that we can
make it to fucking Calcutta or whatever it is three thirty.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
If you not on this boat, then we fucking leaving
you outright.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
God, are we gonna be fifty nautical miles that way
by the time you get back with the souvenirs?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Dummy?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Right, you know what I'm saying. So listen, man, follow
the rules. Be yeah, stay off the boats. Bro, go
to a resort. I don't want to go on a cruise.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
No, hell no, Bro into a victory like cruise episode
too many, you know what, it's too many variables, too many,
too many, too many exponents. Was like, right, yeah, yeah,
because you know, because there's a lot of like Bro,
(28:27):
there's people. I have nothing to substantiate this claim, but
I'm saying it with my whole chest.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So it's true.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
But there are there are sick freaks out there that
go on cruises specifically to wait until they fucking pilot
the ship through uh through fucking uh. Gray areas, government
gray areas where you can get away with literal murder.
Oh ship, you funk around and kill somebody, and when
(28:55):
they determine the time of death, they'll be like, well
he died three hours and three hours ago and three
hours ago. Yeah, we were in the Arctic Circle. So
and because there's no one out there, no one is
taken there.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
For this fuzzy right now saying it's like Arctic Circle.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yo, I thot that.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, Bro, there's a lot of people out there that
move really indidiously.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
And wait until specific times to get away with very
specific crimes.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yo, that's crue. What if you just go by yourself,
that's even worse. Who go who gonna substantiate your claims
that you didn't do it?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
After you?
Speaker 13 (29:41):
Ready, after you, bro, listen them people, the people, the
people them, Yo, he's he got away.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
His reason is way more cenousive. My reason.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
My reason is I just see video of where the
plumbing got fucked up on one of them ships and
the boat flooded, and it was just like it was
like dookie water in the hallways and like niggas is
just out in the hallways like steping, like walking.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Through dookie water.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
See as a motherfucker can't swim. That's terrifying for several reasons,
because you can't.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Swim, and if you do get the ability to swim
with something, you gotta swim through dukie water now.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And also if you go, let's just say you in
the room, you step out to mal water, you don't
think the bitch is flooding. You're gonna think the fucking
boat is sinking.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Now I'm having a padic attack. Yeah, yeah, Now I'm
meeting a bar.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I'm drinking Georgie straight because I'm not We're not doing
top show. I'm just trying to inebriate myself because I'm
thinking I'm ana die bro.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm getting the one fifty one, and I'm climbing up
the radio tower like Tom, like a Himalayan snub nose monkey, like.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
A horrible your Google image Himalayan stumbnose monkey.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Please, yeah, and tell me that's not what motherfuckers used
to look like a lip bar back in Old Side
after I sold them a bag of ajax.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Tell me, tell me that's not what the average ultra
patron looks like at three am in front of the
hall Truckmy going to your mommy TV.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Everybody looks like a straight demon bro, like they can't
disconnect the top, drove in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, crazy man, what's the
last what's the last song you're listening?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Because you know, let's like you on a cruise, right,
you got your phone, you got your little air pods
or whatever, but you notice it is going down, Like,
what's the last song you're listening to?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Man, dog, it would have to have it would have
to be some ship that gets my adrenaline going crazy.
I was gonna say either like uh computers, rowdy rebel computers.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Oh you're such a real one.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm sucking it up like I'm around
that boat, funk it all the way up, like Yo,
we're gonna die. Like I'm screaming, We're gonna die everybody.
You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, we go that
or like you know what I'm saying, like like some
like some some some just straight like hardcore ship, you
(32:09):
know what I mean? Like some like mad Ball madead Ha, Yeah,
just like.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's a little new metal, you know what I'm saying.
You know, just some ship like the Olympics, Get me something.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Everything.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Literally, we're going down. Everybody's Liz, what are you? What
are you picking as your last song? Your farewell track?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
My farewell? Oh I got it. It's gonna be hell
Row featuring Cameron.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
War, Jesus Christ, damn Yo. Listen.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
If you're new to this show, which you shouldn't be,
you should not be surprised by that. The most list
answer a hell Row album cut.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
That's crazy that y'all picked, like like violent, Like I'm
not trying to be stressed out in my last moments.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Bro, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'm bumping don't by brush and tailor man.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Because like because like I just hope that, like because
like we're gonna die, but I just hope that we don't.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I love a good bad joke.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, look at that picture of Lebron and the Wade
with the way it's just going like this and Lebron
dunk and the ship. That's what we just did.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
We just did.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
It would either be that song or it would be
the Daughter's song by Beyonce that just came out singing
in opera Italian opera. Play that and let me let
Me Transcend, Bro, let me.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Ship now that thinking about it, you're so and like
just like just sitting there crying and ship but speaking,
don't Bryson Tiller deleted it at first, like he deleted
that shirt off SoundCloud at first, wild, and I just
think that's really Like I I it's.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Cool when like super successful like seemingly unattainable. Uh like
people like people in positions that see that are seemingly
unattainable out like they have like relatable experiences like that,
because I've I've posted and deleted many a track where
I'm like, man, ain't nobody fucking with this? This ship
kind of asked and then like put that ship back
out and like people are rocking with it. So I
(34:30):
just thought, yeah, I just thought that was that was cool.
Imagine like that's what I'm saying. Imagine imagine never re
uploaded it.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
That's crazy. It makes me think about the people who
are like sitting on the next fucking top two hundred songs.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
He deleted that song and motherfuckers never start wearing Nike
dad hats.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah no, never, I'm.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Saying, bro, do you know how many women got pregnant
to that album?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
My god, that ship stimulated the ecomomy.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
The viral videos.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
There was a party, the DJ drops, the DJ drops dope,
and he stops the track and he's like, if you
fun somebody's baby more than this face, yo, And then
they pan over to Bryson Tiller himself and he's just
looking at the DJ shaking his head like, come off, broke.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Me be I'm that guy. I love I love that
he said that because as a creative person or just
anybody who does anything, Bro, you artists, a painter, a
fucking poet, you drop music, you know how it is
to to fuck with your stuff but still have that
seed of doubt, like am I the only one fucking
with this?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Like?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Should I just create this for myself and for Bryson Tiller,
who who is a big artist for him to say, yo,
nobody was fucking with the song that I dropped, so
I just deleted it. And then somebody hit him up like, bro,
where's the track? Where's I was listening to that?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
If that is not the fucking best indicator for you
to just do what you do, put your head down
and just create. Fuck funk what everybody's saying. Just put
your head down and create.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
That's that's Merro's phone.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Merro's phone is just a bunch of like audio files
that I send him that I'm never dropping.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
He's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Me, brocause I got you, I'll find you and I'll
fuck you up. Yo. There is anything. There's one thing
that triggers violence inside of me. One is when let
me leave that one yeah out.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Eventually, speaking of violence, I know that I brought this
up last episode, so I just want to like put
a bow on it.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Godzilla X Kong went fucking crazy. Bro. That film was
si to me.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
That cinema, that ship was fucking nuts. So I took
I took the boys to see it. We went to
Alimo draft House.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It was a vibe.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
It was super cool, and I just thought, as a
little anecdote for anybody that hasn't seen it, it's really
fucking cool because Kong the whole movie, Kong is on
this introspective journey of like self discovery and my coming
to terms with being the last of his kind. And
then he sees a glimmer of hope and he's like, fuck,
maybe I don't have to be the last of my kind.
And then we meet scar King, who's like a total
(37:17):
asshole and basically Kong's worst case scenario. It's like, if
I wasn't because if I wasn't the last of my kind,
who's to say I wouldn't become this guy.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh shit, that's Kang's story. You fucked me all the
way up.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Because like as you were saying that story, I thought
you were leading up to, like, Yo, Kng got sa
pussy an act too, right, he ends up being the
first of his kind because he had with the with
the with the bottle of waitress ape.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, so Kanng has this whole journey right, And Godzilla
spends the whole movie getting swollen, shooting in the gym
and fucking murking everything inside and his total screen time,
I should you know, is eight minutes. God Zilla spends
eight minutes beating the ship out.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Of everything in the room. Fucking incredible. That's what I need, you, bro,
the movies. Real cinema is bat let's go, real fucking
cinema is back up, damn it, cause the.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Character arc was like, Yo, eight minutes, you almost stomp
out the Empire state building.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah man, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
His whole ship, his whole ship was just smoke like
that was it this motherfucking turned purple and like lost it.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
It's fucking incredible. That'd be me on a Friday, Doug. Yeah, man,
that's turned purple. Think of the song crazy yeah, jumping
the pool in the water in it. But y'all seen this,
Uh beat my meat.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
To Liz. Uh great, it's just like what no lizot
his habits.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
The people love when you and I, you know when
I when I basically info dump NERD ship on you
and then you go, wow, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I'll check that out, and then you never do. So
listen the people. Listen.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
The people have been showing the seeds of drama for
so long. Okay, we need to spark up some sort
of you know, some sort of spice, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
I want to get into a shade battle.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Battle.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
But the man babies of the Internet are complaining once
again about comic book stuff because, uh, the female silver
Surfer has been cast and it's a girl.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Oh no, they do, yes, the oh this this aluminum
foil guy that surfs on a surfboard through the galaxy
is supposed to be a man, Liz.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's what you don't understand.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
They're fucking with the with the history and the sanctity
of the aluminum foil surfer guy.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
You don't understand this, this guy who doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It was very important from the male figure and the
male the per the male physique, this aluminum guy.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I also want to just say that there's the real
civil surfer. It's Max b That's right. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
And he coming home.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
So yes, sir, and like he says, you saying, you mother,
I see motherfuckers going this way. Everybody doing this one thing,
going this way. Motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I got this.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
They go this way, motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
I go up.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah you can fly surfer, Yeah yeah. So Lizen, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I just want to I just wanted to your your
take on this on like what like what do you
think possesses men to complain about this type of like
just non secuit or ask like.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Really kind of like unimportant in life.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
My serious, my serious answer is that you've never studied
what women have gone through in this fucking lifetime of existence.
So you are super upset with like the era that
we're in of like women having rights and ship, so
you really are looking for another outlet that's really what
it is, so you just find it to be ours about.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
You can see a woman walking right now.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
You see this the ship that I'll be talking about. Bro,
These bitches they just move like like nothing bothered.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Look look at this. Look at this bitch. Wow like actually.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
But so just another piece of that is that the
people complaining, uh well, there's only one video that I've seen,
but this guy, he he's complaining under the under the
assumption that they're changing the male silver Surfer when that's
not the case. And that female Herald of Galactus has
existed since like the late sixties. So this guy had
(41:43):
no idea that this was already a Marvel character and
he was just up in arms about Marvel making a
decision that he made up to be upset about.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
This motherfucker's just looking for ship to be ours about
because you have your own biases. Just say you don't
want to see bitches on screen. Let's just say you
hate women. I promise you we would much appreciate that
than the dumb ass state.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
So we know who to stay then away from.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Bro, Come on, come on, I feel like if we
do fucking find a nemo, motherfucker's gonna complain about.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
The fish that fishes. That fish is gay. Yeah, they're
gonna they're gonna, you know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
They're gonna put a fish in the New Fish movie
that is bioluminescent, so when he swims, you see a rainbow.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
You see, this is a problem with Disney's problem machine.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
They're trying to adoptorate our kids into there, into their
sick gay.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
If I may, uh, community board leader, I think we
should shut down all the theaters that are showing this
film because the sexualization of copp has gone too far.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
You know, Okay, we have fishes swimming in the ocean.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
They're just fishes, all right, They don't they don't know
whether they suck cock or not.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
So why are we teaching our children that fish decide
whether or not they suck cock.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's my time, thank you very much. By my Personally,
I'm not a cock kind of guy, so I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, tone,
I'm at the premiere with a New Fish moving Jesus Christ.
They got rainbow fish. Yeah yeah, tone, they got these
fucking fish with rainbow patterns on them. I've never seen
him before. He took satan. You mean to tell me
(43:29):
the fucking fish strange strange word.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Yeah, I'll tell you. We really are in a place, bro,
where people are so fucking insane. Bro, you just gotta
deal with the ship. Like it's all over online people
complain about and it's like if it was just her,
it would be whatever. But it's with everything, with literally everything.
Somebody was just interviewing not Joe Rogan, his friend.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Damn, the dude who was confused as Dana White, so
she was there was a black woman interviewing him, and
they was like, you see, this is what happened when
you let Woe people interview you. She's trying to humble you,
like meanwhile by calling you Joe Rogan, and it's like.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Bro, Yo, the motherfucker looked like Rogan. Let's me, bro, dog.
He's a middle aged white man with no neck and
he's bald.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
That's like the Joe Rogan kid.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Like you know what I'm saying, Like if Benzino could
shave his head and be Joe Rogan for Halloween, Yeah
you know what I'm saying, Like Joe Rogan on vacation
in Turks.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
But this is what I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Surely that was anything in him has a history that's
Sage Steele and she's the super duper picked me like
conservative boat. Yeah look, bro, there's a video of her
letting a white dude touch her hair, like I want
to see when your hair feels like you know, that's
like that crazy like scenario that people make up, like
like this is the most racisthit you could possibly do,
(44:52):
is be like can I touch your hair? Literally that
she has a video of a white dude like can
I touch your hair? He'll be like sure, yeah, yeah.
And then when he was like he said some ship
an interview where he was just like I don't give
a fuck what people think.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
You know why because I'm a rich white guy, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Like he said that like that was the energy he
said that she ad verbatim, but she's just like that's
so freeing.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
I was like, just get the nigga y people who
think that they're the main exception, Well, they will always
broke the rug pulled from under them. She did all
of that boot licking, and look all she did was
called this motherfucker by a different name, but mistake and
motherfuckers was wild races backlash that she was received. Bro,
(45:34):
no matter what you assume you will be, when you
get in these positions and you're trying to you're trying
to lick the tip just to get in, and it's like, bro,
yeah it's not it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
I'm not black OJ Yeah, Okay, damn yo. Listen, We'll
take a break real quick. You know what I'm saying,
because we got some very important news from this company
that's making Taiwanese vibrators right back.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Legitary Light, Legitary Light. How many of those libraries gonna cup?
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Only four?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, Taiwanese vibrators. Man, I'm set. I'm shit with that
shit here, oh.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Ship, we're back. Thank you for tuning into Victory Light
episode thirty eight. Speaking of motherfucking Victory Light, I was
on TikTok the other day and I just want to
ask you guys, what is the wildest thing that you've
seen in a fucking movie theater? Oh, it's trending on
it's trending on TikTok. And I saw a few horror stories. Oh,
(46:34):
gonna tell your mind while you'll think of yours.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, oh, I got like sixteen in the chamber. Go ahead,
tell them Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Yeah, I forgot he was born in the Bronx. I
can't imagine this ship.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, they stormed the beach in Normandy.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yeah, all right, Brooklyn twenty eighty sixteen, twenty sixteen and
cities just came out. We sitting in a pack theater,
bro lending Multiplex. If you're from Brooklyn, you know we're
sitting at the height of the movie. I'm talking about
Red Face. I remember Red Face when the devil popped
in behind him. Right before that scene hits, a group
(47:07):
of four girls come into come into the packed out theater,
walking and drunk as hell, loud and just like laughing,
like where do I see that? Like they just loud
as hell. So everybody's just like looking at them, like, bro,
come on, we have to like the fucking this is
the scenes. Bro, it's quiet. It's a scary movie. And
then one of the girls say can you be quiet please?
(47:29):
Like I'm like, yeah, you're embarrassing me, and one of
the girls, without a second, yells, didn't you get caught
sucking dick in a cab?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
About we embarrassing you?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Yeah? My bro, you what when I tell you that
fucking movie theater? Nobody give a fuck about that movie
by that time. Now they eventually got kicked out, but
I wanted to know, what what do you mean you
(47:59):
got caught.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
By you can cool the driver? Holy ship? Can't you
you just did that ship? Because it's not like when
are you gonna go to the other room? The room
and a cab? Also, how do you know that you
were you in the cab?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Just tell the story I caught sucking to get a cab.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
That's crazy, Like, oh, I know, probably happened. She's banned
from Uber and then and then somebody was like, you
call the Uber. She's like I can't, and their friends
like why not? I'm banned from the So.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I got one star. I can't really what happened? You
take it over man, Yeah, Steve taking back Ober? Goddamn it. Yeah,
I gat hold and ship. I was like, oh, I
spit on it too.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
He's like that, I was listen, listens sucking ticket the Uber.
All right, I don't want to talk about it. I
was giving him the problem. Just called there, just called.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
And I want about.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Give me PTSD bro. I used to call my father Poppy.
I used to call the the fucking cabbin Agency. Three
three transfer over to my father radio.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Cloud on in there. Don't know that down.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Me.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
I'm like, bro, that's the B B five.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Stop it, yo, listen, man, I've been I don't see
a lot of wild ship in movie theaters, man, violence,
you know what I mean, like sexual activity, like drunken ship.
But I think the wildest ship probably I've seen was
at New Rock City. Brad, Dude, the show. Yo, I'm
(50:04):
gonna tell you. The name of the movie was Rollerball. Okay,
hello cool j So that that'll put you in right, baby,
it's the boy some pepper, you know.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
He said.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I went to the first screening of No Well, I'll
tell you what, boys, when they turned the sound on
in the Chaplain film, everybody went preserved.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Yeo.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
So now I'm in New Rock City, I'm going to
go see roller Ball. Regrettably and fam New Rock City.
Like the food court is later, right, so it's like
a later showing. They closed the food court, so all
the chance, like the chairs is chained down. Everything's closed. Bro,
Why did a fight breakout that spilled into the food
court and motherfuckers was ripping the chairs and the tables
(50:48):
out the floor, throwing chairs throwing tables. Bro Shortyes, was
getting in the dome with chairs all that shit brong,
and nobody came like no security, no cops, no nothing.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
But it's just like ended, like the fight end.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Everybody's just got time.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, bright, Yo, you're about to miss my movie.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
B a yoe.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Alright, Ali peace, peace, peace.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
I had never I've never seen a fight in New
York City start and then end. Yeah, gotta break it
up without police, without somebody. Hey, hey, you know what
I mean, like the old lady got.
Speaker 14 (51:21):
Hey, hey, swing swing though, I'm your meal, Simpsons stop
pace and then then yo.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Bro, listen, y'all know man, listen, you were talking about
Lyndon B. Johnson plead Multiplex. I love political figure victors.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
I shoot up like.
Speaker 7 (51:46):
He's like, yeah, I talk about them, yo. Credit labor
Lady Bir Johnson's my favorite white House dog.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
But nah, so fucking so.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
The AMC at Baby Plaza is the Bronx version of
that Oh that one sixty first, Yeah, one sixty one
and baby Plaza. Bro, you go see some ship. I'm
going to see a cut in school to see a
screening of Space Jam. I'm thirteen. It's like fucking eleven
o'clock in the fucking morning. Be like we left school,
got on the bus with straight Pasitaive Catchuer movie.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Dog.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
Were the only people in this movie theater except for
a couple that had to be seniors, like in their sixties,
Like my thirteen year old mine is just like yo,
they old people. Fam, We're the only people in this theater. Dog,
It's me, my man. You know what I'm saying, my man,
Drew free HOI you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
(52:51):
freeo Homie and Bro. The complete the theater is empty.
I want to drive this point home. The theatre is empty.
We there first, right. This couple comes in and sits
like in R row, but like eight seats down because
the ship is completely empty, like eight seats down. This
(53:13):
is space Jam, Liz Belle, We're watching Space Jam, Michael
Michael Jordan, fucking cartoon Aliens funny fats funny, Patrick Ewing,
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Why does this man suck? Get in the wild? Yepper
Bro Like fifteen minutes into the movie Dog, like Bro,
fifteen minutes into space space Jam? What is horny about
space Jam? Doug? Oh my god, holy shit, Yo, Dog,
the most I'm talking about in space Jam Doug, that's crazy,
(53:49):
nudded and then left. Wow. I was like, are you
about to go fucking get top in like fucking like
Celtic Pride, Yo, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1 (53:59):
That's insane? I think my new I guess compared to
both of y'all, my shit pretty tame bro Like, I don't.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Know, I've never really seen them crazy, but I do
have a I guess a more heartwarming little story or whatever.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
But like, my best experience at a theater is The
Tale of Lit. Sorry for normal, God damnit.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (54:24):
Listen yo, I don't know why to get into it,
but that's called a sweep it for those that don't know.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Is crazy. Yeah, I listen.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
I So I was like fucking eighteen or seventeen nineteen
whatever whenever The Road came out, starring fucking Vigo Mortensen, right,
and pretty cool movie based on a book depressing as fuck. Right,
So we're going to see this movie, right, and like, uh,
this is like one of the first times I've smoked ever,
(54:57):
because like it was it was also like I think,
like close to my birthday or whatever. So we side
finished it. They lit me up for my birthday. Cool,
and they took me into the movies. Cool dog, tell
me out. I'm sorry you did you read the book
before you saw the movie?
Speaker 7 (55:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh, you have no idea? What have no idea?
Speaker 8 (55:11):
What it was?
Speaker 3 (55:11):
I just seen Vigo Mortensen post apocalyp whatever, So I
was like, all right, let's go see this.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
And you got hide before you went to go see
the road, so hold on, hold on, hold on, So
keep this in mind. I'm high as fuck, right, I'm
like seventeen. I have no idea what I'm walking into.
So we walk in the movie theater giggling because we
can't like get in our seats, and I'm and I'm
with my friends April and Ziomata. Right, it's Kiomada is
a clown, so she's just like making us laugh the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
And we're in the theater with like eight people.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Max and these guys have clearly read the book before
because we got we got there a little late, and someone.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Goes, can you guys knock it off?
Speaker 3 (55:50):
So then Zeo is like, oh, nah, we all pot
of here. This is some bullshit. Get the fuck out
of here. No, So so we like get up and
leave because the whole theater like rap lean against us.
We're high as ship. This is blowing my high crazy.
So then we just like find another movie to watch
because we're already upstairs. And what do I end up watching?
(56:10):
By accident? Mother high at fuck. By the way, Matt Giggly,
the best movie I could ever have seen in that scenario,
mother fucking black Dynamite.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
So I went to see the.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Road, got kicked out by an angry mob, and ended
up watching Black Dynamite in theaters by accident, high out
of my mind.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
So it was fantastic. That's a happy ending. Yeah, you know,
we really got hit with the you need to leave
in real life? Hey guys cutting out? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
put a sock in it. Yeah, seriously, like it's fucking
so yeah. So that's my uh story.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
I love that day boot out basically, yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
A shit, I hate to see it, but you know
what time it is, baby, this is listen. My final
thought is this before we get into the mail bag.
You know, I'm saying, because it's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
Yo fu.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
Another week, yo listen man. This has been episode thirty
eight of the most fire show on the plan. I'm
not even calling it a podcast because we're not potting
over here. We make it fucking fine, fine, fine, arch.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
You know what I'm saying. And this has been episode
thirty eight of that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (57:34):
It's been abstract, has been modern, it's been popping, you
know what I'm saying. We got Rainy and fucking the
fight in the house. We got Uncle fitting the house.
You know what I'm saying, that he is luxurious. We
got Liz Bell or Thiast like my Stuard dat Us
in the motherfucker house. We got me is back off
for fucking ACL surgery. You know what I'm saying, tanning
it up average thirty five with twelve assists. Fuck with
your boy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
And of course we got hot Si inside. I was
a thirty eight bitch, Holla of lexity, like light like
(58:18):
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