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September 21, 2023 3 mins

What Future is running a system update and will be back October 19th. Mark your calendar if you dare.

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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, and welcome to an important update from What Future.
I'm your host, Josh Witzpolski, and we actually are embarking
on a slight break with the show. We're taking an
early fall hiatus, which is everybody knows, everybody does, classic situation.

(00:40):
We're taking early fall hiatus to do some housekeeping, to
get our books in order, and to frankly, to allow
me to have some time to go into my hyperbaric
chamber where I renew my skin and organs. I have
to do it basically a month out of every year,
or else I can't remain you full and spry the

(01:01):
way that you know and love me, I believe. So
we're going to take a break for the show. We're
not going away. We'll be back on my birthday. For
my birthday, which I'm sure you already have marked down
in your calendar. But it'll be October nineteenth, which is,
of course, you know, really something like a national holiday,
and it's not completely officially a national holiday, but I

(01:23):
think we all feel that when my birthday comes around,
you got to stop what you're doing and just take
a minutely to really wonder why God cursed us with
my presence on this planet. I mean, you've just got
to take a break and say, what was he thinking?
What was she thinking? What were they thinking? I don't
really know. I'm not a religious person, so I can't

(01:44):
really speak on the theological implications of my existence. But anyhow,
so we're going to take a break with What Future.
We're not going away, We're coming back with more, and frankly,
I'll be honest with you, after this break could be better.
I mean, it could be the best version of What
Future you've ever heard. And so don't go anywhere. Stay tuned.

(02:05):
We're gonna have some really cool stuff coming in October.
And that's my big message for the moment. I appreciate
you if you have been listening from the beginning. I
appreciate you if you have just started listening. I think
if you just started on this show, it's going to
be kind of a not a great experience. I would
say this is your entry point into what Future. I
don't think this particular episode really sums it up, but

(02:30):
if you go back a few I think you can
really surf the waves of what we're doing here. Anyhow,
So gonna take a month off. We'll be back in October.
As I said on my birthday, October nineteenth. Again, mark
it down in your calendars. I will take any and
all gifts, but I do appreciate and encourage kind of
a more luxury style gift, you know, a higher end
sort of a Rolex sphere is what I'm looking for.

(02:53):
So if you're thinking about a little something for me anyhow,
thank you for listening. We'll be back really soon, and
until then, I wish you and your family the very best. M.
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