September 18, 2023 • 51 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision? What
is ready? Alien dick? Like you think I'm gonna get
something whatever I can?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh my god, what if you had the first mulatto
alien baby?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Okay, for real, for real? Why are you making it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Meg?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I know you the baby might half humans? Are we starting?
Why are we starting this way? Many? I wanted to start.
You don't want kids, But if you knew he was
about to have the first.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Mutant, I wouldn't have no, because there's a there's an
actual movie I remember watching when I was a little
kid and they had an alien baby and she died
giving an alien baby because it was too powerful. I
don't want to die giving birth to a nigga. I
don't even won't.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Science is forward. I don't give up. It's not forward
enough of these aliens.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, bro, what if you were like three months and
you just look like that quintuplet lady. You know how
when ladies be having like more than two kids, and
if you looking like an oval?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh, I'm going to whereever state allows me to yo.
They probably wouldn't lay you because they would make you
keep it for time. I'm not keeping ship for the government. Bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't even like them, crack because you think I'm
keeping something for the government.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I don't think you'll give you a choice not to
give them all their money. Okay, Oh same the irs
my account and I talked to yesterday. I said I
think I made more than that.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He said, well, you did, But I said, oh, that's right,
that's right, I did not.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I did not, y'all. Welcome to another episode of horrid blood.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This is the old what's up, y'all? Damn, I was
going to get into my little Aka's a little girl. Damn,
you could do it after I say my name? Why
you gotta be so adan from gunn? A bad day,
I'm having such y'all. I have been on the West
Coast for like a week and a half and I'm fed.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
We could tell by the cargoes in the dunk Hunt. Bitch.
First off, I had no clothes and went to fucking
h and a Mizzara. I wouldn't say in you' off
it was bad. I'm just saying this to la. Look, no,
this this is my look. This is how I'll be
dressing in New York.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Now, okay, this is definitely it is done. It's cargoes
in a tank talk because I can't. I had zero
clothes at all. But this is this not a Cali look. No,
this is Everyone in the US dresses like this right now,
high schoolers, Middle America, the South. So I say it's
a Cali look because it's very like maybe let me
let me clarify. You may dress like this in New York,
(02:13):
but LA girls dress like this every day because they
don't do anything else, no shade, no tea, like y'all know,
you can't don't not a dress it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's why when someone in LA does dress well, they're like,
oh my god, where are they from?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But this is their look even in the club.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You magan, it seemed like girls on hot. So this
ain't I ain't even gonna get.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
This is a cute outfit for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
This is everyone's look right now, right but even high
schoolers like this is not an l A thing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah I'm not a high schooler, but I don't dress
like this at night time in the club, but LA
girls do.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
This is their like repertoire. I like it because I
like that to know, that you could pull a nigg
in anything. I ain't trying to wear no bandage dress
no more.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Like to the club, I don't nobody wears band I would.
It's together.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't really think that like people are putting effort
into what they're wearing for a night out anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And to me, like, I don't. I don't like that
lack of it effort In New York.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I do find that girls even in Atlanta too, girls
really will do it up for a night out. And
I appreciate that. I don't like like the laziness of dressing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think it's kind of like, E, you don't mind
girls being super casual.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know, I love like.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I just I just got hella likes in the comments,
like someone even said calling girls out who don't put
makeup on when they go out. Like the last time
I was here, bitch, I was straight from Greece. My
tan was popping. I went to highlight room with no
makeup and bitch had all the niggas got numbers that night,
and my one niggas like, you look really cute. I mean,
I don't doubt you're a pretty girl. I don't doubt
(03:37):
that you won't get men.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I'm just saying like I appreciate when people like put
on a fit, and I don't think that anybody, because
of trends today, like really like to do it anymore.
But I like seeing a well put together outfit, and
I think that it does make someone stand out when
you see them rock some shit well. Like even for
fashion Week, I was like kind of looking because I
love to see, like what everybody been putting on. I
(04:00):
was like, okay, there's maybe two things I can remember.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I mean, I just think fashion is so subjective. There's
a lot of shit that some people may like. I
don't like a lot of shit. I think you and
me dress completely different. I just think fashion is subjective.
So I think I like an effortless look, girls that
don't try too much.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I think you can't put shit on. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm just not into looking. Me and my friends we
all dress different. When I tell you, I don't like
looking at when nobody have on because we all dress
so different. I just don't even judge people no more.
But I'm telling you majority of the people that I
do know, I don't like how they dress.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But that's just me.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I'll be going out sometimes to like dinners and shit,
and I'd be like, damn, bitch, if you can't put
on motherfucking heels to go to dinner, woo can would you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Go and put it on?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Fuff?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
How the fuck is the man having a napkin over
down to his knee, you know, waiting on you putting
your purse on a stool and you wearing a crop top, like, oh,
come on.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But maybe that's why I like niggas are dressed gay
you and.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Do because I went over the do a little something
for me like, oh, come and do. I don't want
no nigga to kill. I'm sorry, I don't that's I'm
not interested in that look.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
We some I've realized, like people be saying the kilt
shit is very Kanye, And even though Kanye has trend
said it so many things, he's been slat.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
The barefoot, the sock with the platform bottom, it's a
noe for me.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't like it. His bitch be looking crazy, What
the hell? Why does she got a stock in her face?
I understand you guys.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Want to put your kinks out there, Come on, horrible decisions.
Don't go on the street. Could that shit be looking nuts?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, it does. I saw I told you I saw
him barefoot at the Webster. I did tell you that.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
M M.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, yeah, I went to the Webster here in LA
and I literally was like, oh shit, and I just
saw some security with it let me into the story.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I wasn't close to him, but the first.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Thing I thought is, Oh, maybe he's trying shoes on,
because he doesn't have shoes on, Like he must be
trying on shoes. And then a week later he was
in the tabloids for wearing no motherfucks shoes.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well, his Caucasian woman is rubbing off on him because
we know that as the white person. When the last
time Kanye had your barefoot?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Who Amber, You're not gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
She don't even acknowledge her blackness like that, don't he
doesn't know. She got into it with Joscelyn over it.
She she like does not claim to be black. She
says that the black community doesn't really accept her with
open arms, but she is biracial.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
She is not the black community doesn't accept her with
open arms or like they don't always see her as black,
so she identifies as mulatto.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Biracial but not black. Sure, babe.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Actually, when you just said Joscelyn, I was on live
the other day and someone said, if you could give
your top three guests for horrible decisions.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Honestly on.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Bruh, did you are you watching Josh's carat I'm not
gonna lie. I did want her on until the the
way she now, the way she treats them girls is like,
oh no, I feel like I would have to check her,
and then I feel like she would get loud, and
then I don't feel like we would be able to
finish the episode, like because it's just so bad. How
she treats them, how she lays her hands on them,
it's very pimpish.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Well, there's a few things that I think I'm seeing
from Jocelyn and why I feel like checking her in
an interview could go different. I don't need Jocelyn for anything.
I enjoy her content, and I think that when she's
up like in this like I'm your brain, like I'm
your brass, like you gotta make me money type of
like brain. I think that's why she talks to them
like that. But the interviews I've seen of Jocelyn, I
(07:27):
kind of enjoy her in like.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
She's fun.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
She doesn't seem like she's not smiling, but she's like
and she.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Also has such a persona with those bitches. And granted
the cameras are on, I don't know, but that last
clip with her talking about where is your hair?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Ada Piccia, bitch, where is your hair? I got wearing
a wig?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Who else would be on your listen, jesus, Saucy Santana.
I want to say Suki Hannah, but I've seen so
many interviews of her now that don't want Suki on. Yeah,
of course I'd want her on, but like as far
as like up up up there, Saucy, I just love
when I saw him with Mona, I got my fixed,
(08:07):
But I do feel like we could have some fun
different on here too.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Who else would be on there?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
For me?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I love Kevin Gates.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I want Kevin Okay, I love him the white guy.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Just of course he's white. That's why I don't I
think I just saw.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I just saw the video of him only because he
called out a network who didn't pay him. Other than that,
have no clue we that's the only one I watched, Saucy. Yeah,
Kevin Gates saucy and I would just want more porn
stars I want. I want to stay true to to
the brand. I want to bring more porn stars. I
want some old heads on. I want some some of
(08:43):
the old like men from porn. I still still I
still want uh Pinky if we could ever get Pinky
to come on.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I want Pinky on.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I want Cherokee to ask one Jada fire, I want
all I want all the porn legends on. I think
that those have been really fun episodes. And yeah, Salcy, I.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Like is like the so I have been doing like
some scouting for.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I'm trying to not say it but basically say it
was basically people that had been taken advantage of. I
feel like there's a blanket way of saying it in
the early two thousand in an industry, it's not my show,
it's something I'm helping cast for. Literally, they hired a PI,
which is only a few hundred dollars when you want
to get like a phone number or something. They hired
(09:34):
a PI to get some of those people's numbers in
contact info. And it's like almost it's so hard, it's
so hard to get in touch with these people. So
like to have Havana and Jason on is so special
because they're still out there with a personality and want
to talk. But a lot of those previous you know,
porn stars and stuff like, really don't want to speak
on those moments or they've been blackmailed. There was a
(09:56):
lot of like so you know how that HIV breakout happened.
They're of pinky. I don't know if anyone remembers this
moment in time, but a bunch of porn started being
made in Miami because they then required it to be
only protected sex on camera in Los Angeles where most
porn was being filmed, and apparently there was some really
(10:18):
crazy like mob shit almost going on around that time.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So a lot of people don't even want to.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Talk for the like for the simple fact of what
if that shit comes up? Oh, I know right now,
I'm not saying it's with any of those.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Which I don't want the mob after me, so I
wouldn't even ask about none of it. You know, what
types of dicks you was taking?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
How many? What was fake on set? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I ain't asking about the cartel, the mob, the gangsters.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There's a porn mob, bro.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't even want to know about that shit, but
you would be the one, so tell us more, and
I'm gonna be like, we don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, this is just a conspiracy theory. I don't want
to know it.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Apparently there was like a porn underworld or some shit.
I don't know how true this is, but apparently this
is like why it's so difficult to find some of
them to connect with you in today's world, even for
paid interviews. It's because a lot of the money that
was being made through porn was like, uh, I'm such
a nigga. I'm about to say trap money. How you
(11:14):
say when they you know how when you like.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
A WASHERT Washington? Hold on, when you launder a bitch? Launder? Yes,
looking at me, I know about laundering. Yes, I don't
be laundering. Yeah, no, you don't be washing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You laundering? Oh but like laundry mat. I see what
you mean, and they be laundering it through laundromats.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You was thinking about Ozark, bitch, You wasn't thinking about
that's it in Ozark.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They did that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Thank you, Mandy, Because if people thought I meant laundry money, yeah,
I think you did but it's okay, No, I thought, Okay,
I did ain't finish your macha yet.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You're still waking up.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, you know, Oh, let's try about Seattle in San Francis. Yeah, so,
uh can I just say shout the fuck out to
Seattle and San Francisco? Those shows both were a amazing
Seattle so far, by the way, if y'all want to compete,
if y'all want to make this a competition, Seattle so
far has had the best like interaction of any city
(12:10):
so far, so intense. It was so intense. I loved it.
The crowd work was great. San Francisco, however, currently holds
the title of the most ancient city.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
When it came to us asking.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I also realized that San Francisco is very high STI rates,
and that's nc why.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, we see why we.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Can't necessarily tell you guys what game we played that
led us to understand that nobody uses protection. However, what
I will tell y'all is for the live home mail portion,
almost every single person that raised there, every single one
was fucking a friend's family member, someone's son.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
That like as partner's son, and then another one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Was fucking the man but he's cool with the baby mom.
It was fabulous, It was it was amazing, It was exactly.
I yea. I don't know if you remember when we
were It was years ago.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
We went to Harlem at that studio and I said,
I want this shit when.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The Stepsisters was fucking this is what we like. Please
send in your trifling shit.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
If your story could be on Jerry Springer, tell it
to us.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
However, every single one in San Francisco could have. And
literally the whole time, I'm just like, so one of
y'all gonna end up on Snap to get your ass
walk well. Not only that, the Sun's dick was good too,
and she fucked him to be petty and found the
Sun through Facebook.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Bruh.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Look, it almost didn't feel like reality for me. I
was say, this is just I couldn't write it myself.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
No me neither. Bomb raggedy and thank you, uh so
thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But yeah, if you haven't yet, make sure to go
to whorehip dot com and get your tickets now. We
may be sold out, because bitch, it's selling out. We
told y'all it would And while some of y'all are
waiting last minute, I'm sure you're getting your coins together.
Just know, if you have it, get it now. Because
they're selling out and we're not able to add shows.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Okay, are normally on sellout days.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Maybe a few people that can't make it, they get
so make a comment, So try going into the comments
to buy a ticket during the sellout. But you know,
I hate to say it, but the gunn On Little
Baby song is just pretty much playing in my car constantly.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So that they you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Anyway, Danny, you're not gonna make it to our show
right now? I got a show.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Because you got a show. Wait for real, real, you're
not gonna come.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
That's the voice of Danny Sellers. He's an engineer at
WCF Media. But the second is comedy career blows up.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He's gonna leave us.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh you're doing comedy, you're doing stand up? You got
any sex bits? You want to say a joke on air?
Ooh you have a good second a.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Little do a little joke.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I can't do jokes on Why.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Indians don't like when you say that? Oh for real?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, it's like turning the black man a dance real quick.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That is not the same do not do that. Do
not do that. I'm not saying that. Well, anyways, let's
have some fun.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Let's get into hope acts and Danny, maybe you could
have some jokes about this. Let's see how quick you
are with the improvs. So for Hope facts this week. Actually,
oh shit, skipped over vanilla Shit. Let's get into vanillaship
before that. Who needs a match it?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Shut up gear vanillaship for this week.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Guys, do not get mad at your partner after hearing me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Let you know this.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Just know a new study has been done and your
partner is probably fantasizing about someone else during sex. A
study has revealed that a jaw dropping forty nine percent
of Americans in serious relationships scandalously admitted to frequently fantasizing
about someone other than their partner while doing the deed
(15:46):
Analysts for market research company one poll survey two thousand
sexually active adults for LELO in an effort to explore
current love making trends. Intimacy is an evolving experience that
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of pleasure, Achieving satisfying experience requires a reasonable balance fantasizing
(16:08):
about someone other than your main squeeze can both be
a green and red flag that indicates your contentment in
a relationship. I want to ask you, if you found
out that your partner long term or any of your
partners now, was actively thinking about someone else while fucking you,
would that bother you while fucking me that it's wallfucking
(16:28):
wa wow, wallfucking it's wall while fucking. I ain't say
like I stayed it right, don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
So, yeah, that'd be a problem for me. I don't
care if you fantasized, like I can't help with in
your brain when you're like getting your own sexual fantasies going.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
However, if you're thinking of like, let's not.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Even says someone that can make me jealous, like ex girlfriend,
you're thinking about Beyonce when you fuck me only, that
would really be tough for me because I'm like, oh,
you can't actually connect with me because I'm an emo.
Ho I really do need even if let's just say,
the dick would be great a if he thinks he's
fucking Beyonce in c grade.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
If he just fucks me, right, I'll take the sea dick, Okay,
So then, just to make sure there's no contradiction. Have
you ever had sex with someone and thoinught about someone else?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Nit? Only once?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Maybe I really lock in, okay, and it was when
I was dating old Bay.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Who I know that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Bitches always say like I saw this in the comments, like, oh,
bitches always say the dick wasn't that great when they
like break up with you. It's not that it wasn't Okay,
let me explain this. Some people have undeniably good dick, right,
even when you hate them, niggas. I absolutely hate my ex.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Dick was great though. Okay, I can't even get Dick
was good? You do hate that Nick was great?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
When I tell you I hate him, broh, I will
spit in his mother. Hey, I know you listening. Since
you want to keep Mandy stop, I don't give a fuck.
I'll spit in your motherfucking face. Fuck niggas, stay the
fuck away from me. I can't for me Danny, Okay,
go ahead, hate him, but I am.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Gonna you feel about him like I feel about mag No.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Would I tell you hate that, nigga? But I would
know you, like do you even know who.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Maggie is back? Because I'll tell you again.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No, mag is the white who lives in Australia, my
nigga who is married, okay, and was telling him I
was ratchet and trashy. Meanwhile, you fucking a nigga rang
when you had two kids and a husband at home.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, put the hey, daddy, put the camera back on me.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Just no fuck nigga.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
But I ain't gonna tell him his dick is good,
but his nigga is good. That's why he the devil,
and that's why I hate him. Oh no, I hate
him for because here cheating ass, lying ass mother know
what it is?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They both ball bitch. Oh yeah, Kenny, keep your hair.
Remember when many were talking about hold on, hold on
in that hole or go who did it? Tiger? Who
got the chip back?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Turkey?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Somebody go to Turkey? Not somebody anyway, Turkey. Where was
we going with this dish held?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
He said, one or two times, you have a good dick, right, yeah,
So my I a didn't have that, but I was
into him at the time.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
So the more that I fell out of love with him,
I was like, damn, this shit ain't really that good.
And then once I fucked hospital dick again and had
really good dick. In the middle of being with that nigga,
I was like, WHOA, I think I'll.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Be honest, Like I definitely more times than not think
about other other dick while fucking.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh it's awful. Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I think about wallefucking other niggas, and I've done that
with green Eyes too, Like where I think about green
Eyes while I'm fucking someone else.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It's just good. Those are like top two, top in top.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Three, ft this somewhere in there hold on early on
with me and my so, my ex was supposed to
be twenty four seven's rebound, so in the beginning, it
took us a while to get into flow with each other,
and I was just like, damn twenty four seven.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Just so.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I definitely thought about how we used to fuck and
like implemented some things like where I want people to
fuck me, how he fucks me, like the way he
would fuck my asshole like a boodhle, like a pusshole.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Like I've never had anal like that.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That antal sex is the type of antalsex I want again.
And I don't know if it's just the dick is
a perfect size or he split it up right. I
don't know the way he did, the way he spit
that thing up. He fucked this asshole. So I've never
had another anal orgasm like I have with him. So
anytime I'm like, okay, you could put it back there,
I'm thinking, please make it feel like the way this
nigga fucked my asshole, and it don't ever feel the same.
(20:22):
So I compare anal sex a lot, and I'd be like,
fuck me like that nigga fucked.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Me, and they don't. Well, I don't say it out loud,
but in my head it's like, oh, this didn't feel
the same. Is that bad? Y'all? If you ain't never
had an anal orgasm, don't be like you ever had it.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Never start, daddy, never mind, I forgot you ever gave
a woman an anal orgasm? No? Oh, felt so good
and was clean after. I don't know how the fuck
he did it. I felt like I gushed out my
ass and nothing was on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Bruh.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It was the most amazing orgasm, Like it felt like
I was squirting out my bootthole.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
With no juice. Shit was amazing. So I had antal
sex with me. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
There's some days on the podcast where like you know,
we split our business fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
But there are days you deserve sixty.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm just saying this, what.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What It was so good, but listen again, it ain't
fit the same again.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That thing was good, man, So just no, I do it.
I have nothing again, I does it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I does it.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Anyway, let's get the whole way.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
We didn't get into you put on the outline New Loves.
You want to talk about your little moment you.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Had no because I realized I'm not ready to date. Like,
I pretty much ended. I left him crying because I
was triggered just something he said, so small girl. I
left crying, and I was he still texting me. He
still want to be my boyfriend, but I'm not ready,
oh girl, Like I felt like I think he was
two into you. Oh he's yeah, I mean very much so.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
But he's hot.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It was very nice to you, so fine, very nice,
was helpful, kind. He was letting me know how and
secure he is though, and I was just like, ooh,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh no, it wasn't. Is he broke, No, he's not
even broke. I with a big dick in money bro
and just ham zone. Something's wrong. He's insecure, That's what's wrong.
No why because I don't know. I think mentally he
just is insecure.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And so we were talking and this is where I'm like,
I know I'm not ready to date, not even outside
of the sex thing. Like. Luckily he was able to
kind of get my like get my guards down with
that and I got finger banged.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But he made me square with the fingers. Bitch. That
shit was great. I was like, oh, I'm good, but
I felt childish like a finger banged. Did you make
him come? I allowed him to jack off on my butt? Like,
so he put his like dick, rubbed it him. What
do you call it? The hot dog? So he lost
my Virginia.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He hot dogged his dick in my in my butt
crack and then jacked off on my dick. It felt
like I was in high school. But no, so I
realized I am like still really up like on some
just I felt like a bitch too. I felt like, oh, bitch,
you a week ass whole.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
What the fuck? Basically we were just having a conversation.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We didn't agree on it, and his voice kind of
got lit high and I was like, hey, broh, don't
raise your voice.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I really don't like anyone raising their voice to me.
Mind you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
My ex when he did raise his voice to me
is when he got really bad, and he only maybe
raised his voice in me four or five times in.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Our whole relationship, but it like triggered me. Mind you.
While he was doing that, I just said, my voice
isn't raised, lower it down.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
We went back into talking and I was like, yeah,
I just asked a question, and he corrected me and
was like, you didn't ask a question, you made a statement.
My ex used to do that like semantics over what
I said and flipped what I said into making it
make sense for him.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And immediately I just I like froze and just started crying.
And I was like, I need to go. You need
to take me to the airport, like I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Was visibly just like triggered, and I was just like,
I'm so sorry I triggered, like and I was like, damn,
I can't even talk to a nigga, Like if.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
He just doesn't, I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you, manity.
I disagreed.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Twenty four hours of hanging out with a guy, you
should not be at the point where anybody's raising them well.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
But and to him, he was just like, oh, like
he wasn't raising his voice like at me. We were
just talking, going back and forth. He's standing up, I'm
sitting in the bed. He was just passionate about what
he was saying, and which is what he even said too.
He was like, I was just passionate. I didn't mean
like it wasn't aggressive. I wasn't scared of him. And
I had to let him know, like when I said that,
it wasn't that I felt like unsafe with him. I
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just really it took me to my ex and I
was just like a man having a loud voice with
me and checking how I'm speaking immediately like locked me
out of who I was. And I just started crying,
like bitch, got up out of bed and was like bawling.
And I was just like, oh, yeah, nope, I think
I'm gonna stay away for men for a little longer.
Like even he apologized he didn't realize he triggered me
(24:50):
like I let him know. Mind you, the night he
even came to the show, he had already known. He
knew I was just in a three year relationship, and
I was just like, yeah, so you know, he came
out with me and Vinnie and I'll let him know
I'm not fucking right now. I'm triggered. I'm healing from
my breakup. He was fully okay, maybe maybe it just
I would suggest for listening to you so like intimacy
(25:14):
seems like it's too much of a step.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I think he was talking and that was too much
of us. No, I mean like that was after though, Yeah,
you know, and having someone in your space that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
While I was in his space, I ended up having
to stay with him because I got stuck on the
West Coast.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
But like, well, no, I mean like you shouldn't be
doing that then, Oh no, I agree. I agree. I
don't go home.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah yeah, you just made me think of something I
actually yeah, I'm not trying to talk about that nigga
no more. Just you know too, because the nigga I
think like that, I keep talking about his raggedy ass.
Yes you know, I watch it, hold on, So just no,
I ain't gonna talk about your little raggedy fuck ass
no more because I don't want to trigger you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Having to go back to chemo nigga, he doesn't really
have cancer. He doesn't really have cancer. By was lying
about cancer is a liar. Everybody was sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's the and if this is your first episode you
ever heard of ever, Mandy's ex was a pathological liar
who said he had cancer.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Feel bad? Okay, so sorry? Oh yeah that sounded bad.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No it really Oh wait if he really did be cancer, yo,
I wish we had a camera and I need to
pull from security. But a bit that ship was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Anyways, I ain't gonna talk about that, nigga, no more, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm just I am more just dealing with like like wheezy,
I think I am gonna like a tone it all
the way down with dating.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Tone it all the way down with being in.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
And you just sund with you outside, nothing in the home,
because that might trigger to just be out enjoy life
until the point where like you really want someone in
your space. You honestly probably only had each other's space
because the circumstance, right, So like, be very intentional with that,
and I feel like you might be.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, bitch, I better be, because who the fuck is
this his ghetto over here? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
It is get to bitch, I am ready to heal
and suck some dick. I'm ready to heal and date
sho daddy, Bitch. I am ready to fucking heel and
go back to sex clubs and just have fun and
buck y'all and forget your names again, right, Like, I'm
ready for that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
But it's but you can't the process, bitch. Oh, I
ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm down to the point where now I talk about
him and I don't cry. Like now, I'm not sad anymore.
I'm not mad. There's like elements of grief, Bitch, I'm
towards the end, Bitch. I ain't grieping that foot nigga.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
No, mo, bitch, don't ways bruh, I mean it is, yeah,
And my old Bay healing came from completely cutting off
communication to the point where, like, bro, his sister calls
me probably once a month maybe, and I feel so
bad because his nephew moved to LA and I always
promised I would, you know, visit or help out. I
don't even know if that nigga is still here, but
like it's been over a year, and it honestly is
(27:52):
the reason I'm okay. M Like I can't even talk
to his sister, who I had a relationship with, because
I literally want nothing to do with this nigga. Right,
you know, the only thing I might do is fuck
one of his homeboys that I've been wanting to fuck
for a long time.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You're gonna fuck one of his homeboys, not for revenge, right,
because you really want to? Because revenge, pussy.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Is not it? Half half and half? Wait, half and half?
You want to fuck revenge? Wait?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Do you know if he got a big dick? Because
what if you fuck him? The dick is whack, so
it's not gonna be worth it. What you're okay with
it being whack?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Girl? I've just been wanting if you gonna let him
record it and be like I fucked yo? Bitch? Nah?
Are they still friends?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Like they still actively hang out, they're still friends, They're friends,
they follow each other.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Oh that's not really friends. I met him through him?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Oh whatever, So anyway, you just aadnything, got you? It
sounded like the San Francisco home mail. I just feel like,
what could be worse?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Like I think maybe it'll just be a nice little
and genuinely like I haven't cried over him last year.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I think it was the last time. And I told you.
Once I saw him at dumble House, I was like,
oh ho, miss.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I think that that's what I realized. I'm not crying
over him anymore. I'm crying over all these like triggers.
Like now I see why they say like, don't bring
your traumas into your next relationship.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Like that's all I was thinking, because mind you, yes,
oh boy like me. He's so cute.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
He like, you're gonna be my girlfriend. I was like, okay,
let me think about it. And then I'm just like,
oh wait, I'm not going to say that to me
too early.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Oh yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie. That's another thing,
which is why I was like, that's really how you talk.
I said, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
You are love bombing me, and I done dug into narcissists,
and this is giving narcissist if you're.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Gonna love bomb me this early.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
The reason love bombing is difficult too for someone that
likes that, like if affirmation is something that you like
in a love language. The reason it's a huge problem
is because if you find out that he talks like
that to other people, you'll never feel special.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
My thing yeah, so there's that. My thing that I
did like was without asking, without him knowing. He was
very big on acts of service, so like going to
get me a blanket, going to get me water, going.
He helped with the luggage. He's like, I feel crazy
just sitting here. Y'all need any help, y'all want me
Like he was picking up luggage, picking, like helping us
close out the show, and like I.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Was like, that's real cute. I like that, boyfriend. I
think I really want someone to do that. That was
people that I'm like, that's the first time they met.
Stop it and it was and was he was showing
out here anyways, let's gettin some wow away. Look you
want to no, no, no, this is like this is.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Out I think for men to meet you like that
on a stage, it's just like, oh, like well, and
he brought his goddamn family with him.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That was like his nephew and someone else. He had
two niggas with him, and so that was his show.
None of them knew. No wonder you didn't like. But
I kept saying, Mandy is a bro bro whole audience,
this this nigga coming.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We've been talking on and off for the last like
three four years, but not really every time I broke up,
like just DM and shit.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So he saw he was coming to the bay. He
came to the show.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
This bitch started a whole new trend, got the whole
audience calling me a whole and I'm over here like
I'm cell and I'm looking for love, and this bitch like.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, can I explain my to So this is really
what I was doing.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
San Francisco was a sold out show, and normally in
our shows the lights are brighter so I could see
audience reaction.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
We could not.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
I couldn't see anything I didn't like. I could feel
and hear them, but like I really couldn't see too much.
So I like to do callbacks sometimes shout out to
Danny's podcast name. I like to do callbacks a lot
because if I can't see you, I want to.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Know you still here with me. So the fun didn't
call back to do hated it.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I just literally if I felt like I couldn't hear anybody,
I'd be like Mandy is a and everyone yelled home.
She didn't even tell them what to say. Well, I
don't understand the whore hive. You whores, why would y'all think.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I'm the hoe when we know that Weezy's the bigger hoe.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Was it like twelve minutes ago she said she can't
wait to stuck up. I want to bust her asshole open.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I wish I was doing what you're doing now, is
what I should have said. Oh my god, once and
a half.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It doesn't matter. I wish I had zero point five. Well,
I don't even know what's going on with anything. I mean,
why my wait wait, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Okay, I've been talking to the dread nigga. All I
would like to say is I am really having fun
with him?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
There's another thing about him that I enjoy. I haven't
had like boyfriend experience in a long time. Uh whodd and.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I but do you not get boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I do?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
But I've known him so long mayby, I mean what
almost sixty years five years now? So like the connection
I have with him is a lot deeper than surface level,
you know. Like literally, my mom had a I got
I hate to get deep, but my mom. I had
to call the ambulance for her while I was in
New York a few weeks back. And when you call
(32:59):
nine one one doesn't route to that city, and BDD
helped me, you know, like he's just always there for me,
Like we're that close, right, Like, but when I say
boyfriend experience, I guess I mean the newness. So like
the good morning text, the extra shit, the nigga was
massage in my feet while I was on a call
with you for the book call, Like he's just doing
(33:20):
all that shit, right, So, I just haven't had that
with a nigga in a minute where it just feels
like this, like we're going on dates and planning this
and whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Like it felt really like cute.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Normally, when I'm dating, I feel like men aren't putting
that much effort in Now I can already tell this
is just the type of nigga he is, right, Like
he probably does.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
This with everybody.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Okay, it's fine, but I'm really having fun with it
in this moment. So I'm just trying to let it
be that and have low.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Expectations because I don't want to be disappointed, and also
date other niggas.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Like went on a date when I was in San.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Francisco, and I'm gonna continue to do that because I
just am not about to have all of the eggs
in one nigga bas no matter if he has dreads
and tattoos or not.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Wow, I'm very impressed. That's been my downfall in my life.
It has, you know. I love the acknowledgment. I'm so
like loyal to a fault that I don't know how
to not be a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
But also when you yeah, like because you seek the
girlfriend experience, you do fall in heavy like is it
is it?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
This is my nigga? And uh oh one hundred percent.
And so now like and everyone that you're dating knows
you're dating other people. Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Literally, Like the other day, I was going out to
dinner with the dude in San Francisco. He was the
engineer dude that I dated a while ago, And I'm
on FaceTime with dreaded and he's like, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And I didn't lie. I was like, I'm going out
to eat with this dude I used to talk to
And he's like, oh, you want me to help you
pick your outfit out? And I was like, you know what,
I'm away and uh he texted me like, oh, you
must be having a good time. You don't hit me back,
and like, what's the point in writing back. I looked
at it.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Whatever, he's probably doing the same. So I don't want
to like play this game of you're the only one
because you're not. You know, I feel like, because I'm
looking for marriage and children that I think that focusing
on one person is like gonna be good for me,
when in reality, men really don't know how to do that,
and if they're not vocalizing that that, hey, I'm gonna
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only like pursue this right then I'm not either bad.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So riot profile lap, I ain't gonna hold you. I
wasn't shit.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
He came to visit me in Alana. We had fun,
ran into one of my niggas at a party whatever.
But literally I saw a meme where this girl was
like me telling my other nigga I missed him.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, I'm spending the weekend with another nigga. I'm like,
look at me. I love it now. Am I more
interested in one of them than the other? Absolutely? But
they're not gonna know it, per way. Did I invite
him to Paris with me for work? Sure? But anyway,
oh oh, so I was talking to my.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Boy about this, and so I don't know if I
do that with like new people like clearly I did
that with my ex, but even the other tours, I never,
like it was all my sugar daddies that would meet
me in the cities and stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
But like never, if I was talking to someone new
what I'd be like, yeah, pull up on me. So
I'm here's why I think I did it, Okay, So okay.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
So I was talking to my boy Andre about this
who I've been traveling with a lot this summer.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Who's going to help me?
Speaker 4 (36:24):
And he actually has a party in Paris the week
I'm there for work. I'm like, lit, we out, nigga?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
And then I was like, I invited dread dude to Paris?
Should I have done that?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
He's like, Wow, if you want to have fun and
have fun, invirite the nigga. He's cool, he's met him.
And I was like yeah, but like I also am
just getting to know him.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Was that smart?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
And then we were talking about it, and I was like, Damn,
every fucking trip I've taken this year is with friends, Okay,
Like literally, like I'm flying and doing all these things
with friends and having all these fun experiences.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Why not have a fucking trip with a guy and
get to know him? That way, I live in two cities, bro,
like I did one with bdd tow Mexican go.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Bruh. I'm like, bro, Weezy loved to make her narrative
and I'm like, but that's just not true.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I you you just forgot I did forget, okay, because
but that's what you have Mexico, Mandy.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I mean, baby that the Thailands, the fucking Paris, the
Italy that was uh huh.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Those were with friends. You want so you want another
trip with a nigga because you had whoa? I'm just saying,
and many is a. I'm not like, Danny, You're laughing
way too loud. You are a micdes love that. Wow.
All right, well let's get into some WTF. I'm loud
(37:42):
into your mute as Mike mute and Mike.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
All right, we're gonna get into hope facts and then
our horrible decision. For hope facts, I'm just gonna run
down some wild animal sex facts that y'all may not
know for this, Weezy, I would love for you to say,
if you would like.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
This to be a human trait, Danny. Some of them
are about the male species.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I would love to know if you think that this
should relate to the male species of humans. Unfortunately, I'm
waiting for aliens. God damn, please hurry up, please come
to earth. We know you here, show yourself, show yourself
to me. I will start dating you. I will suck
you right now.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Please all right?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
And if there dicks don't look like dicks, bitch, I'm fine.
I don't care what it looked like. I really don't
bitch that shit could look like this table. I'm gonna
find a way to put in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I just don't want these niggas no more. Yes, this
has become a male bashing podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Fuck you. What if there's like a nigga of the aliens,
like the brown ones? So I do want the brown ones?
Or what do you mean? What if they're all like
gray and blue? But like I could, I could do
a gray and blue nigga like the avatars would look at.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Cute if one of like, what if there's a type
of shit alien where you're just like, he don't really
like cuddle, do any of the shit you want?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
You want to spread his seat across the human No.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't want that. I don't want to have babies.
I don't want that type of motherfucker that's a breeder.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
You don't want a whole ass nigga. I don't want alien.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I don't want a whole ass alien unless you know
how to make me squirt, like on the teeth.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
And then he's like, I am all right, I'm not
playing with you, all right, I have to alrighty. This
one is about armadillos.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Okay, the female armadillo can choose when to get pregnant
by delaying the implantation of an egg after having sex. Huh,
like the armadillo, the famil, the famil the female guid
The female can choose when to get pregnant by delaying
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the implantation of an egg after sex.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh, bitch, and we could be our own plan, beach.
I would be here for it. Let me just take
that one out. Don't want that, or eat it like
a cream pie, like let me the plug. Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm not here for this one, but some male butterflies
well mark female butterflies with a vile stinch to distract
them from other mates, like a skuno. That's crazy, ain't it.
Bitches could do that? If we could do that, I mean, if.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
You have marketing.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
If you got some awful ass perfume and you rubbing
all up on a nigga, we could smell the perfume.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You've been around another bab I put dent in every
nigga's back. What wait, like scratching them? Hau hau, even
if it's weak dick. You ain't about to fuck another
bitch for the next seventy two hours? You are? You
are scratching and leaving marks on men. They like it? Wow?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Not you being abuse them?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Alrighty, no, no, no, it's like a love.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's like a passion mark, a passion mark, passion of
the Christ. Alrighty, we're not I'm not even going there,
all right. The female brown trout will fake an orgasm
if they're colpulating with the genetically inferior male. The female
will withhold the release of eggs while the male ejaculates
and swim off.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
As soon as she's done.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
So if she's that's if she that's actually this is
actually very human of her, yep, very human, like fucking
a nigga who weakest fuck and then bitch leaving right
after fellas if a bitch is sleeping with you and
she chooses to leave or ask you so what you're
doing or well, yo, uber outside before you even put
your draws on.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Just know you are inferior to her and she was
not here for you. We wait, has that ever happened
to you, Danny?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Oh yeah, drunk late night of course.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh they've just been like, it's toffe.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
What's your drunk kryptonite? Like is it getting it up
or not kryptonite? But like, what's your thing that you're
doing drunk? Like one of my niggas can't fucking come
when he's drunk. The other one can't get hard like.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
When it's cone. Is staying hard when you're drunk? Oh
a lot of conde. Okay, that's the hardest thing I've had.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
The other like, it's not gonna stay hard in a
condom wall they're drunk.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Hold on, when you were married, you could get you
could do it.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, that's what you helped me.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
And y'all know, I'll begin I'm blessed. I guess I'm
good kind of dick, all right. Another one. This is
crazy and quite nuts. When a drone bee.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Mates with the queen bee, it has an orgasm so
powerful that it could be heard by the human ear,
its genitals explode and it dies, leaving its penis inside
of the queen.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Let me try to see what it sounds like. Be orgasm.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
No shit, I don't think that would be a great
thing for men, And I actually think that no men
would have sex if they knew their penises would explode
and be left inside of our vaginas.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's their orgasm.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I told y'all, I want a man to moan that
loud into me God like a vacuum. D's crazy, bitch, Damn,
that's sometimes what I feel likehen a nigga, make it
be come crazy. Finally, the last one.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Barnacles have the longest penis to body ratio, with the
penis eight times their body link. Now listen, we have
done quite a bit of small penis shaming on our
tour lately.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
This will be nigga.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Sometimes your dick can be too big, and so for
the fellas that just want to be out here bragging
about a big daddy long dick, some of us don't
want that either.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's too big. We don't want to keep it. My
mouth can't go past the head. What am I doing?
I think that's why I didn't fuck the engineering, and
I told you you said that. Y'ah. He was handsome.
He was there and me came in.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I was like, okay, I remembered how big it was,
and I was like, I was like, Nope, don't want it.
I want to I have things to do ever to
show tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I've been fuckingish medium dick. It's gonna hurt with the
big dick. What.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Let's get to the home man.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Okay, let's get into that. How man, Okay, help me
this week. That is not what's happening here.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
They must not be from San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Hey, ladies, I am a by the way, real quick
before I start, because y'all have been doing a great job.
If you have a whole mail or hotel, send that
thing over to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Wholemail is the subject would be helpful. You don't have
to do, but it helps. I love a little subject
line of like what whomelemail it is, especially when it's
like whole mail fucked my neighbor. Help? So much fun
frust to read.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Hey, ladies, I am twenty six and recently divorced. I
met this guy shortly after Daniel Hilp. I met this
guy shortly after, and we instantly connected so much that
the connection scared me. I didn't see him for almost
two months after we met because we live in different cities.
We spent hours on the phone talking and getting to
know each other, and when I flew home, he laid
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out the red carpet, fancy restaurants, luxury hotel activities, and
a hand picked arrangement of my favorite flowers with a
note to go with it the best dates of my life.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Really, here comes the bullshit.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
After that weekend, he starts referring to me as his
woman and introducing me as such to his family and friends.
The other day, we were on FaceTime and he had
a hickey on his neck. I was caught off guard
and all I could do was cry. I was hurt
because he never expressed that he was actively seeing other people.
Once I calmed down, he tells me that he wants
to introduce me to another girl he met because he
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likes her as well and he wants us both.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Oh lo it, bitch.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I told him I didn't sign up for this, and
my answer is no, I don't want to be with
you if it's not going to be just me and you.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Do you think I'm moving too.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Fast and my expectations are too high considering that I'm
recently divorced. If you were mean, would you accept adding
someone else into the mix to keep him around, because
all because you all do have a great connection outside
of the dates and material things to keep him around.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, this is signed a sad hoe, so she's really
sad apparent. Hold on, is this the girl that's sending
the picture of them?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Girl, you look better than him. No, let me see.
I don't care how big it is. I don't care. No,
you look better than him. She sent a photo of
him in she was cute. He was just okay. And
I'm not saying he's ugly. I'm just saying you don't
need to be doing this for a nigga. That's oh
yeah he didn't. No, Yes, she did send a picture.
She's cute and like, you can do better, So you
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don't need to be waiting around for this nigga too. Well,
to me, that's always subjective. She can't that nigga should
not be telling you you got to link with another
bitch that he fucking with. Oh, he wouldn't have to
do anything with their looks at all to me, him trying.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
To introduce you to another woman and not being a
upfront about what he's doing sexually.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
If he's already claiming you.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
You didn't say that y'all are having unprotected sex, but
I assume that that's possibly happening if he's, you know,
introducing you and is claiming you as his girl. To me,
I think having another woman mark him as territory. And
he didn't even come to you and say you just
saw the hickey and now it's.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
All let me introduce you. Hey, I'm gonna watch what happy.
I would say.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
First off, when you you're newly out of a divorce,
I don't think that it's too soon to get into
anything else, especially if the connection is there. However, I
don't think a man should force you into a polly
or open or non monogamous relationship if you're adamant that
you just wanted to be all to so you'll never
get the advice from us to be like, yeah, girl,
try non monogamy, it's cool. If that's something that's not
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for you, I think that you should be cool with
setting your boundaries, letting it know that that's not okay
with you. And if he wants that type of relationship,
you go ahead and let him know not for you. Also,
I think either way girl, especially if that girl is local,
I don't think it's it's cool for you to be
the girlfriend on the outs like you wouldn't be the primary.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
I don't think in the situation if this is a
girl that's local for.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Him, So I will say, just move on and heal,
continue healing, and fuck these niggas.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Ain't shit beach.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
You do not need a luxury hotel, Sarah Flowers at
your job, that bad beach.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Get a new nigga. I agree, new nigga.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Anyways, guys, and congrats on your divorce. Oh my god,
we always see to feel so bad for niggas and.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Beaches they begin divorced.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
You most likely probably left something that wasn't right for
you or wasn't making you happy, So congratulations, because to
the bitches that may still be in relationships, they're probably miserable.
So I just want to give a shout out to
you for actually getting divorced.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
MM that partinger you twenty six.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
There's a whole lot more niggas in the seeger in
a pool with pissed Daydell in the ocean and the
sea in the lake.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
In a rival, you might just find you another pissy
nigga like this one. It ain't like he aprized. No,
he's saying this girl. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
We were the wrong ones to be like, keep it going,
you girl would never say that anyways. Again, guys, make
sure you go to horrorhid dot com because bitch, the
Climax Tour is under way. Climax as in Climax. People
have been writing in the comments, what do you mean
it's last tour.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
It's what the fuck we say is what we say.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
And y'all we are gonna be in London. I like
to show eight again. Y'all know we show up what Sorry,
I didn't know. It is a new show London.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yes, it's not the one that.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
You guys saw on Valentine's Day when we were there
back in February. And if anybody in Europe wants to
take a little Halloween trip, we are going to be
there on October twenty eighth, so come through because it's
gonna be a really fun weekend in London.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
This is one you know, I go.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Out after the shows. I really like to preserve my
energy and calories. However in London, bitch, it's gonna be
a problem. Oh I have friends flying in from New York.
So I'm just gonna get great to the box. The
night before, I'm gonna be outside doing something.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
You want to do the Box.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Sure, we're gonna hang out. Liz is gonna be in town.
We're gonna I'm gonna be staying it. We're gonna hang out.
Hold on, oh my homeboy, Devin Brian.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Okay, let's put it. The gays, I love them. We're
gonna have a blast.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
And Adriana's out there, so we outside anyways, guys, damn,
we just told them when we're gonna be we gonna have.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
To block that name out. We don't hartists to get
into the bar.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I know, if y'all bitch has got money and motherfucker London,
we will see. Actually, who the fuck work at the
box because it's a bird. Let's say, yes, I know
anybody working that bitch.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Let's get a free bottle. Let's hello, look it up,
look it out, look at out London. Make sure you
go there.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
And again New York, our very last show, November eighteenth,
we are at Town Hall and again we're hitting DC
we hit in Philly, we hit in Boston, all in November, Toronto.
Get your tickets, bitch, we come in to Toronto. I
do have to make sure our agent make sure I
can go Sam. I don't know if I'm even gonna
be able allowed in Canada right now, so you gotta
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make sure I'm good before we go. I was gonna
try to go give an open case my order of protection, bitch,
and it's criminal and Canada don't play home and I
checked it till next year.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
It don't remove un till June twenty twenty five. Oh,
I'm trying to go the night before to see samful. Oh,
I'm trying to go to the night before to make
sure we can have a show.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
I'm gonna make sure the agent can get me a
work visa so I could go to motherfucking Canada. But anyways,
buy your motherfucker tickets home, go to Whorehive dot com.
And as always, if you like the solo episodes, we
do a ton more over on our Patreon. So that's
Patreon dot com. Back Slash Horrible Decisions and y'all, thank
y'all for tuning in to yet another episode.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
We will see you next week,
Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision? What
is ready? Alien dick? Like you think I'm gonna get
something whatever I can?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh my god, what if you had the first mulatto
alien baby?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Okay, for real, for real? Why are you making it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Meg?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I know you the baby might half humans? Are we starting?
Why are we starting this way? Many? I wanted to start.
You don't want kids, But if you knew he was
about to have the first.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Mutant, I wouldn't have no, because there's a there's an
actual movie I remember watching when I was a little
kid and they had an alien baby and she died
giving an alien baby because it was too powerful. I
don't want to die giving birth to a nigga. I
don't even won't.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Science is forward. I don't give up. It's not forward
enough of these aliens.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, bro, what if you were like three months and
you just look like that quintuplet lady. You know how
when ladies be having like more than two kids, and
if you looking like an oval?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh, I'm going to whereever state allows me to yo.
They probably wouldn't lay you because they would make you
keep it for time. I'm not keeping ship for the government. Bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't even like them, crack because you think I'm
keeping something for the government.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I don't think you'll give you a choice not to
give them all their money. Okay, Oh same the irs
my account and I talked to yesterday. I said I
think I made more than that.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He said, well, you did, But I said, oh, that's right,
that's right, I did not.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I did not, y'all. Welcome to another episode of horrid blood.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This is the old what's up, y'all? Damn, I was
going to get into my little Aka's a little girl. Damn,
you could do it after I say my name? Why
you gotta be so adan from gunn? A bad day,
I'm having such y'all. I have been on the West
Coast for like a week and a half and I'm fed.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
We could tell by the cargoes in the dunk Hunt. Bitch.
First off, I had no clothes and went to fucking
h and a Mizzara. I wouldn't say in you' off
it was bad. I'm just saying this to la. Look, no,
this this is my look. This is how I'll be
dressing in New York.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Now, okay, this is definitely it is done. It's cargoes
in a tank talk because I can't. I had zero
clothes at all. But this is this not a Cali look. No,
this is Everyone in the US dresses like this right now,
high schoolers, Middle America, the South. So I say it's
a Cali look because it's very like maybe let me
let me clarify. You may dress like this in New York,
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but LA girls dress like this every day because they
don't do anything else, no shade, no tea, like y'all know,
you can't don't not a dress it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's why when someone in LA does dress well, they're like,
oh my god, where are they from?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But this is their look even in the club.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You magan, it seemed like girls on hot. So this
ain't I ain't even gonna get.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
This is a cute outfit for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
This is everyone's look right now, right but even high
schoolers like this is not an l A thing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah I'm not a high schooler, but I don't dress
like this at night time in the club, but LA
girls do.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
This is their like repertoire. I like it because I
like that to know, that you could pull a nigg
in anything. I ain't trying to wear no bandage dress
no more.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Like to the club, I don't nobody wears band I would.
It's together.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't really think that like people are putting effort
into what they're wearing for a night out anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And to me, like, I don't. I don't like that
lack of it effort In New York.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I do find that girls even in Atlanta too, girls
really will do it up for a night out. And
I appreciate that. I don't like like the laziness of dressing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think it's kind of like, E, you don't mind
girls being super casual.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know, I love like.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I just I just got hella likes in the comments,
like someone even said calling girls out who don't put
makeup on when they go out. Like the last time
I was here, bitch, I was straight from Greece. My
tan was popping. I went to highlight room with no
makeup and bitch had all the niggas got numbers that night,
and my one niggas like, you look really cute. I mean,
I don't doubt you're a pretty girl. I don't doubt
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that you won't get men.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I'm just saying like I appreciate when people like put
on a fit, and I don't think that anybody, because
of trends today, like really like to do it anymore.
But I like seeing a well put together outfit, and
I think that it does make someone stand out when
you see them rock some shit well. Like even for
fashion Week, I was like kind of looking because I
love to see, like what everybody been putting on. I
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was like, okay, there's maybe two things I can remember.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I mean, I just think fashion is so subjective. There's
a lot of shit that some people may like. I
don't like a lot of shit. I think you and
me dress completely different. I just think fashion is subjective.
So I think I like an effortless look, girls that
don't try too much.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I think you can't put shit on. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm just not into looking. Me and my friends we
all dress different. When I tell you, I don't like
looking at when nobody have on because we all dress
so different. I just don't even judge people no more.
But I'm telling you majority of the people that I
do know, I don't like how they dress.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But that's just me.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I'll be going out sometimes to like dinners and shit,
and I'd be like, damn, bitch, if you can't put
on motherfucking heels to go to dinner, woo can would you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Go and put it on?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Fuff?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
How the fuck is the man having a napkin over
down to his knee, you know, waiting on you putting
your purse on a stool and you wearing a crop top, like, oh,
come on.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But maybe that's why I like niggas are dressed gay
you and.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Do because I went over the do a little something
for me like, oh, come and do. I don't want
no nigga to kill. I'm sorry, I don't that's I'm
not interested in that look.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
We some I've realized, like people be saying the kilt
shit is very Kanye, And even though Kanye has trend
said it so many things, he's been slat.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
The barefoot, the sock with the platform bottom, it's a
noe for me.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't like it. His bitch be looking crazy, What
the hell? Why does she got a stock in her face?
I understand you guys.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Want to put your kinks out there, Come on, horrible decisions.
Don't go on the street. Could that shit be looking nuts?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, it does. I saw I told you I saw
him barefoot at the Webster. I did tell you that.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
M M.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, yeah, I went to the Webster here in LA
and I literally was like, oh shit, and I just
saw some security with it let me into the story.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I wasn't close to him, but the first.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Thing I thought is, Oh, maybe he's trying shoes on,
because he doesn't have shoes on, Like he must be
trying on shoes. And then a week later he was
in the tabloids for wearing no motherfucks shoes.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well, his Caucasian woman is rubbing off on him because
we know that as the white person. When the last
time Kanye had your barefoot?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Who Amber, You're not gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
She don't even acknowledge her blackness like that, don't he
doesn't know. She got into it with Joscelyn over it.
She she like does not claim to be black. She
says that the black community doesn't really accept her with
open arms, but she is biracial.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
She is not the black community doesn't accept her with
open arms or like they don't always see her as black,
so she identifies as mulatto.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Biracial but not black. Sure, babe.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Actually, when you just said Joscelyn, I was on live
the other day and someone said, if you could give
your top three guests for horrible decisions.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Honestly on.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Bruh, did you are you watching Josh's carat I'm not
gonna lie. I did want her on until the the
way she now, the way she treats them girls is like,
oh no, I feel like I would have to check her,
and then I feel like she would get loud, and
then I don't feel like we would be able to
finish the episode, like because it's just so bad. How
she treats them, how she lays her hands on them,
it's very pimpish.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Well, there's a few things that I think I'm seeing
from Jocelyn and why I feel like checking her in
an interview could go different. I don't need Jocelyn for anything.
I enjoy her content, and I think that when she's
up like in this like I'm your brain, like I'm
your brass, like you gotta make me money type of
like brain. I think that's why she talks to them
like that. But the interviews I've seen of Jocelyn, I
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kind of enjoy her in like.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
She's fun.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
She doesn't seem like she's not smiling, but she's like
and she.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Also has such a persona with those bitches. And granted
the cameras are on, I don't know, but that last
clip with her talking about where is your hair?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Ada Piccia, bitch, where is your hair? I got wearing
a wig?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Who else would be on your listen, jesus, Saucy Santana.
I want to say Suki Hannah, but I've seen so
many interviews of her now that don't want Suki on. Yeah,
of course I'd want her on, but like as far
as like up up up there, Saucy, I just love
when I saw him with Mona, I got my fixed,
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But I do feel like we could have some fun
different on here too.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Who else would be on there?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
For me?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I love Kevin Gates.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I want Kevin Okay, I love him the white guy.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Just of course he's white. That's why I don't I
think I just saw.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I just saw the video of him only because he
called out a network who didn't pay him. Other than that,
have no clue we that's the only one I watched, Saucy. Yeah,
Kevin Gates saucy and I would just want more porn
stars I want. I want to stay true to to
the brand. I want to bring more porn stars. I
want some old heads on. I want some some of
(08:43):
the old like men from porn. I still still I
still want uh Pinky if we could ever get Pinky
to come on.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I want Pinky on.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I want Cherokee to ask one Jada fire, I want
all I want all the porn legends on. I think
that those have been really fun episodes. And yeah, Salcy, I.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Like is like the so I have been doing like
some scouting for.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I'm trying to not say it but basically say it
was basically people that had been taken advantage of. I
feel like there's a blanket way of saying it in
the early two thousand in an industry, it's not my show,
it's something I'm helping cast for. Literally, they hired a PI,
which is only a few hundred dollars when you want
to get like a phone number or something. They hired
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a PI to get some of those people's numbers in
contact info. And it's like almost it's so hard, it's
so hard to get in touch with these people. So
like to have Havana and Jason on is so special
because they're still out there with a personality and want
to talk. But a lot of those previous you know,
porn stars and stuff like, really don't want to speak
on those moments or they've been blackmailed. There was a
(09:56):
lot of like so you know how that HIV breakout happened.
They're of pinky. I don't know if anyone remembers this
moment in time, but a bunch of porn started being
made in Miami because they then required it to be
only protected sex on camera in Los Angeles where most
porn was being filmed, and apparently there was some really
(10:18):
crazy like mob shit almost going on around that time.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So a lot of people don't even want to.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Talk for the like for the simple fact of what
if that shit comes up? Oh, I know right now,
I'm not saying it's with any of those.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Which I don't want the mob after me, so I
wouldn't even ask about none of it. You know, what
types of dicks you was taking?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
How many? What was fake on set? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I ain't asking about the cartel, the mob, the gangsters.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There's a porn mob, bro.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't even want to know about that shit, but
you would be the one, so tell us more, and
I'm gonna be like, we don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, this is just a conspiracy theory. I don't want
to know it.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Apparently there was like a porn underworld or some shit.
I don't know how true this is, but apparently this
is like why it's so difficult to find some of
them to connect with you in today's world, even for
paid interviews. It's because a lot of the money that
was being made through porn was like, uh, I'm such
a nigga. I'm about to say trap money. How you
(11:14):
say when they you know how when you like.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
A WASHERT Washington? Hold on, when you launder a bitch? Launder? Yes,
looking at me, I know about laundering. Yes, I don't
be laundering. Yeah, no, you don't be washing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You laundering? Oh but like laundry mat. I see what
you mean, and they be laundering it through laundromats.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You was thinking about Ozark, bitch, You wasn't thinking about
that's it in Ozark.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They did that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Thank you, Mandy, Because if people thought I meant laundry money, yeah,
I think you did but it's okay, No, I thought, Okay,
I did ain't finish your macha yet.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You're still waking up.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, you know, Oh, let's try about Seattle in San Francis. Yeah, so,
uh can I just say shout the fuck out to
Seattle and San Francisco? Those shows both were a amazing
Seattle so far, by the way, if y'all want to compete,
if y'all want to make this a competition, Seattle so
far has had the best like interaction of any city
(12:10):
so far, so intense. It was so intense. I loved it.
The crowd work was great. San Francisco, however, currently holds
the title of the most ancient city.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
When it came to us asking.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I also realized that San Francisco is very high STI rates,
and that's nc why.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, we see why we.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Can't necessarily tell you guys what game we played that
led us to understand that nobody uses protection. However, what
I will tell y'all is for the live home mail portion,
almost every single person that raised there, every single one
was fucking a friend's family member, someone's son.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
That like as partner's son, and then another one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Was fucking the man but he's cool with the baby mom.
It was fabulous, It was it was amazing, It was exactly.
I yea. I don't know if you remember when we
were It was years ago.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
We went to Harlem at that studio and I said,
I want this shit when.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The Stepsisters was fucking this is what we like. Please
send in your trifling shit.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
If your story could be on Jerry Springer, tell it
to us.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
However, every single one in San Francisco could have. And
literally the whole time, I'm just like, so one of
y'all gonna end up on Snap to get your ass
walk well. Not only that, the Sun's dick was good too,
and she fucked him to be petty and found the
Sun through Facebook.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Bruh.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Look, it almost didn't feel like reality for me. I
was say, this is just I couldn't write it myself.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
No me neither. Bomb raggedy and thank you, uh so
thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But yeah, if you haven't yet, make sure to go
to whorehip dot com and get your tickets now. We
may be sold out, because bitch, it's selling out. We
told y'all it would And while some of y'all are
waiting last minute, I'm sure you're getting your coins together.
Just know, if you have it, get it now. Because
they're selling out and we're not able to add shows.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Okay, are normally on sellout days.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Maybe a few people that can't make it, they get
so make a comment, So try going into the comments
to buy a ticket during the sellout. But you know,
I hate to say it, but the gunn On Little
Baby song is just pretty much playing in my car constantly.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So that they you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Anyway, Danny, you're not gonna make it to our show
right now? I got a show.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Because you got a show. Wait for real, real, you're
not gonna come.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
That's the voice of Danny Sellers. He's an engineer at
WCF Media. But the second is comedy career blows up.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He's gonna leave us.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh you're doing comedy, you're doing stand up? You got
any sex bits? You want to say a joke on air?
Ooh you have a good second a.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Little do a little joke.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I can't do jokes on Why.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Indians don't like when you say that? Oh for real?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, it's like turning the black man a dance real quick.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That is not the same do not do that. Do
not do that. I'm not saying that. Well, anyways, let's
have some fun.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Let's get into hope acts and Danny, maybe you could
have some jokes about this. Let's see how quick you
are with the improvs. So for Hope facts this week. Actually,
oh shit, skipped over vanilla Shit. Let's get into vanillaship
before that. Who needs a match it?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Shut up gear vanillaship for this week.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Guys, do not get mad at your partner after hearing me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Let you know this.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Just know a new study has been done and your
partner is probably fantasizing about someone else during sex. A
study has revealed that a jaw dropping forty nine percent
of Americans in serious relationships scandalously admitted to frequently fantasizing
about someone other than their partner while doing the deed
(15:46):
Analysts for market research company one poll survey two thousand
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about someone other than your main squeeze can both be
a green and red flag that indicates your contentment in
a relationship. I want to ask you, if you found
out that your partner long term or any of your
partners now, was actively thinking about someone else while fucking you,
would that bother you while fucking me that it's wallfucking
(16:28):
wa wow, wallfucking it's wall while fucking. I ain't say
like I stayed it right, don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
So, yeah, that'd be a problem for me. I don't
care if you fantasized, like I can't help with in
your brain when you're like getting your own sexual fantasies going.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
However, if you're thinking of like, let's not.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Even says someone that can make me jealous, like ex girlfriend,
you're thinking about Beyonce when you fuck me only, that
would really be tough for me because I'm like, oh,
you can't actually connect with me because I'm an emo.
Ho I really do need even if let's just say,
the dick would be great a if he thinks he's
fucking Beyonce in c grade.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
If he just fucks me, right, I'll take the sea dick, Okay,
So then, just to make sure there's no contradiction. Have
you ever had sex with someone and thoinught about someone else?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Nit? Only once?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Maybe I really lock in, okay, and it was when
I was dating old Bay.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Who I know that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Bitches always say like I saw this in the comments, like, oh,
bitches always say the dick wasn't that great when they
like break up with you. It's not that it wasn't Okay,
let me explain this. Some people have undeniably good dick, right,
even when you hate them, niggas. I absolutely hate my ex.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Dick was great though. Okay, I can't even get Dick
was good? You do hate that Nick was great?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
When I tell you I hate him, broh, I will
spit in his mother. Hey, I know you listening. Since
you want to keep Mandy stop, I don't give a fuck.
I'll spit in your motherfucking face. Fuck niggas, stay the
fuck away from me. I can't for me Danny, Okay,
go ahead, hate him, but I am.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Gonna you feel about him like I feel about mag No.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Would I tell you hate that, nigga? But I would
know you, like do you even know who.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Maggie is back? Because I'll tell you again.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No, mag is the white who lives in Australia, my
nigga who is married, okay, and was telling him I
was ratchet and trashy. Meanwhile, you fucking a nigga rang
when you had two kids and a husband at home.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, put the hey, daddy, put the camera back on me.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Just no fuck nigga.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
But I ain't gonna tell him his dick is good,
but his nigga is good. That's why he the devil,
and that's why I hate him. Oh no, I hate
him for because here cheating ass, lying ass mother know
what it is?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They both ball bitch. Oh yeah, Kenny, keep your hair.
Remember when many were talking about hold on, hold on
in that hole or go who did it? Tiger? Who
got the chip back?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Turkey?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Somebody go to Turkey? Not somebody anyway, Turkey. Where was
we going with this dish held?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
He said, one or two times, you have a good dick, right, yeah,
So my I a didn't have that, but I was
into him at the time.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
So the more that I fell out of love with him,
I was like, damn, this shit ain't really that good.
And then once I fucked hospital dick again and had
really good dick. In the middle of being with that nigga,
I was like, WHOA, I think I'll.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Be honest, Like I definitely more times than not think
about other other dick while fucking.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh it's awful. Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I think about wallefucking other niggas, and I've done that
with green Eyes too, Like where I think about green
Eyes while I'm fucking someone else.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It's just good. Those are like top two, top in top.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Three, ft this somewhere in there hold on early on
with me and my so, my ex was supposed to
be twenty four seven's rebound, so in the beginning, it
took us a while to get into flow with each other,
and I was just like, damn twenty four seven.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Just so.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I definitely thought about how we used to fuck and
like implemented some things like where I want people to
fuck me, how he fucks me, like the way he
would fuck my asshole like a boodhle, like a pusshole.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Like I've never had anal like that.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That antal sex is the type of antalsex I want again.
And I don't know if it's just the dick is
a perfect size or he split it up right. I
don't know the way he did, the way he spit
that thing up. He fucked this asshole. So I've never
had another anal orgasm like I have with him. So
anytime I'm like, okay, you could put it back there,
I'm thinking, please make it feel like the way this
nigga fucked my asshole, and it don't ever feel the same.
(20:22):
So I compare anal sex a lot, and I'd be like,
fuck me like that nigga fucked.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Me, and they don't. Well, I don't say it out loud,
but in my head it's like, oh, this didn't feel
the same. Is that bad? Y'all? If you ain't never
had an anal orgasm, don't be like you ever had it.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Never start, daddy, never mind, I forgot you ever gave
a woman an anal orgasm? No? Oh, felt so good
and was clean after. I don't know how the fuck
he did it. I felt like I gushed out my
ass and nothing was on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Bruh.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It was the most amazing orgasm, Like it felt like
I was squirting out my bootthole.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
With no juice. Shit was amazing. So I had antal
sex with me. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
There's some days on the podcast where like you know,
we split our business fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
But there are days you deserve sixty.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm just saying this, what.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What It was so good, but listen again, it ain't
fit the same again.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That thing was good, man, So just no, I do it.
I have nothing again, I does it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I does it.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Anyway, let's get the whole way.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
We didn't get into you put on the outline New Loves.
You want to talk about your little moment you.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Had no because I realized I'm not ready to date. Like,
I pretty much ended. I left him crying because I
was triggered just something he said, so small girl. I
left crying, and I was he still texting me. He
still want to be my boyfriend, but I'm not ready,
oh girl, Like I felt like I think he was
two into you. Oh he's yeah, I mean very much so.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
But he's hot.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It was very nice to you, so fine, very nice,
was helpful, kind. He was letting me know how and
secure he is though, and I was just like, ooh,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh no, it wasn't. Is he broke, No, he's not
even broke. I with a big dick in money bro
and just ham zone. Something's wrong. He's insecure, That's what's wrong.
No why because I don't know. I think mentally he
just is insecure.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And so we were talking and this is where I'm like,
I know I'm not ready to date, not even outside
of the sex thing. Like. Luckily he was able to
kind of get my like get my guards down with
that and I got finger banged.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But he made me square with the fingers. Bitch. That
shit was great. I was like, oh, I'm good, but
I felt childish like a finger banged. Did you make
him come? I allowed him to jack off on my butt? Like,
so he put his like dick, rubbed it him. What
do you call it? The hot dog? So he lost
my Virginia.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He hot dogged his dick in my in my butt
crack and then jacked off on my dick. It felt
like I was in high school. But no, so I
realized I am like still really up like on some
just I felt like a bitch too. I felt like, oh, bitch,
you a week ass whole.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
What the fuck? Basically we were just having a conversation.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We didn't agree on it, and his voice kind of
got lit high and I was like, hey, broh, don't
raise your voice.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I really don't like anyone raising their voice to me.
Mind you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
My ex when he did raise his voice to me
is when he got really bad, and he only maybe
raised his voice in me four or five times in.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Our whole relationship, but it like triggered me. Mind you.
While he was doing that, I just said, my voice
isn't raised, lower it down.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
We went back into talking and I was like, yeah,
I just asked a question, and he corrected me and
was like, you didn't ask a question, you made a statement.
My ex used to do that like semantics over what
I said and flipped what I said into making it
make sense for him.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And immediately I just I like froze and just started crying.
And I was like, I need to go. You need
to take me to the airport, like I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Was visibly just like triggered, and I was just like,
I'm so sorry I triggered, like and I was like, damn,
I can't even talk to a nigga, Like if.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
He just doesn't, I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you, manity.
I disagreed.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Twenty four hours of hanging out with a guy, you
should not be at the point where anybody's raising them well.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
But and to him, he was just like, oh, like
he wasn't raising his voice like at me. We were
just talking, going back and forth. He's standing up, I'm
sitting in the bed. He was just passionate about what
he was saying, and which is what he even said too.
He was like, I was just passionate. I didn't mean
like it wasn't aggressive. I wasn't scared of him. And
I had to let him know, like when I said that,
it wasn't that I felt like unsafe with him. I
(24:29):
just really it took me to my ex and I
was just like a man having a loud voice with
me and checking how I'm speaking immediately like locked me
out of who I was. And I just started crying,
like bitch, got up out of bed and was like bawling.
And I was just like, oh, yeah, nope, I think
I'm gonna stay away for men for a little longer.
Like even he apologized he didn't realize he triggered me
(24:50):
like I let him know. Mind you, the night he
even came to the show, he had already known. He
knew I was just in a three year relationship, and
I was just like, yeah, so you know, he came
out with me and Vinnie and I'll let him know
I'm not fucking right now. I'm triggered. I'm healing from
my breakup. He was fully okay, maybe maybe it just
I would suggest for listening to you so like intimacy
(25:14):
seems like it's too much of a step.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I think he was talking and that was too much
of us. No, I mean like that was after though, Yeah,
you know, and having someone in your space that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
While I was in his space, I ended up having
to stay with him because I got stuck on the
West Coast.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
But like, well, no, I mean like you shouldn't be
doing that then, Oh no, I agree. I agree. I
don't go home.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah yeah, you just made me think of something I
actually yeah, I'm not trying to talk about that nigga
no more. Just you know too, because the nigga I
think like that, I keep talking about his raggedy ass.
Yes you know, I watch it, hold on, So just no,
I ain't gonna talk about your little raggedy fuck ass
no more because I don't want to trigger you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Having to go back to chemo nigga, he doesn't really
have cancer. He doesn't really have cancer. By was lying
about cancer is a liar. Everybody was sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's the and if this is your first episode you
ever heard of ever, Mandy's ex was a pathological liar
who said he had cancer.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Feel bad? Okay, so sorry? Oh yeah that sounded bad.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No it really Oh wait if he really did be cancer, yo,
I wish we had a camera and I need to
pull from security. But a bit that ship was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Anyways, I ain't gonna talk about that, nigga, no more, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm just I am more just dealing with like like wheezy,
I think I am gonna like a tone it all
the way down with dating.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Tone it all the way down with being in.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
And you just sund with you outside, nothing in the home,
because that might trigger to just be out enjoy life
until the point where like you really want someone in
your space. You honestly probably only had each other's space
because the circumstance, right, So like, be very intentional with that,
and I feel like you might be.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, bitch, I better be, because who the fuck is
this his ghetto over here? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
It is get to bitch, I am ready to heal
and suck some dick. I'm ready to heal and date
sho daddy, Bitch. I am ready to fucking heel and
go back to sex clubs and just have fun and
buck y'all and forget your names again, right, Like, I'm
ready for that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
But it's but you can't the process, bitch. Oh, I
ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm down to the point where now I talk about
him and I don't cry. Like now, I'm not sad anymore.
I'm not mad. There's like elements of grief, Bitch, I'm
towards the end, Bitch. I ain't grieping that foot nigga.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
No, mo, bitch, don't ways bruh, I mean it is, yeah,
And my old Bay healing came from completely cutting off
communication to the point where, like, bro, his sister calls
me probably once a month maybe, and I feel so
bad because his nephew moved to LA and I always
promised I would, you know, visit or help out. I
don't even know if that nigga is still here, but
like it's been over a year, and it honestly is
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the reason I'm okay. M Like I can't even talk
to his sister, who I had a relationship with, because
I literally want nothing to do with this nigga. Right,
you know, the only thing I might do is fuck
one of his homeboys that I've been wanting to fuck
for a long time.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You're gonna fuck one of his homeboys, not for revenge, right,
because you really want to? Because revenge, pussy.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Is not it? Half half and half? Wait, half and half?
You want to fuck revenge? Wait?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Do you know if he got a big dick? Because
what if you fuck him? The dick is whack, so
it's not gonna be worth it. What you're okay with
it being whack?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Girl? I've just been wanting if you gonna let him
record it and be like I fucked yo? Bitch? Nah?
Are they still friends?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Like they still actively hang out, they're still friends, They're friends,
they follow each other.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Oh that's not really friends. I met him through him?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Oh whatever, So anyway, you just aadnything, got you? It
sounded like the San Francisco home mail. I just feel like,
what could be worse?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Like I think maybe it'll just be a nice little
and genuinely like I haven't cried over him last year.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I think it was the last time. And I told you.
Once I saw him at dumble House, I was like,
oh ho, miss.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I think that that's what I realized. I'm not crying
over him anymore. I'm crying over all these like triggers.
Like now I see why they say like, don't bring
your traumas into your next relationship.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Like that's all I was thinking, because mind you, yes,
oh boy like me. He's so cute.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
He like, you're gonna be my girlfriend. I was like, okay,
let me think about it. And then I'm just like,
oh wait, I'm not going to say that to me
too early.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Oh yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie. That's another thing,
which is why I was like, that's really how you talk.
I said, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
You are love bombing me, and I done dug into narcissists,
and this is giving narcissist if you're.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Gonna love bomb me this early.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
The reason love bombing is difficult too for someone that
likes that, like if affirmation is something that you like
in a love language. The reason it's a huge problem
is because if you find out that he talks like
that to other people, you'll never feel special.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
My thing yeah, so there's that. My thing that I
did like was without asking, without him knowing. He was
very big on acts of service, so like going to
get me a blanket, going to get me water, going.
He helped with the luggage. He's like, I feel crazy
just sitting here. Y'all need any help, y'all want me
Like he was picking up luggage, picking, like helping us
close out the show, and like I.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Was like, that's real cute. I like that, boyfriend. I
think I really want someone to do that. That was
people that I'm like, that's the first time they met.
Stop it and it was and was he was showing
out here anyways, let's gettin some wow away. Look you
want to no, no, no, this is like this is.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Out I think for men to meet you like that
on a stage, it's just like, oh, like well, and
he brought his goddamn family with him.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That was like his nephew and someone else. He had
two niggas with him, and so that was his show.
None of them knew. No wonder you didn't like. But
I kept saying, Mandy is a bro bro whole audience,
this this nigga coming.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We've been talking on and off for the last like
three four years, but not really every time I broke up,
like just DM and shit.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So he saw he was coming to the bay. He
came to the show.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
This bitch started a whole new trend, got the whole
audience calling me a whole and I'm over here like
I'm cell and I'm looking for love, and this bitch like.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, can I explain my to So this is really
what I was doing.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
San Francisco was a sold out show, and normally in
our shows the lights are brighter so I could see
audience reaction.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
We could not.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
I couldn't see anything I didn't like. I could feel
and hear them, but like I really couldn't see too much.
So I like to do callbacks sometimes shout out to
Danny's podcast name. I like to do callbacks a lot
because if I can't see you, I want to.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Know you still here with me. So the fun didn't
call back to do hated it.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I just literally if I felt like I couldn't hear anybody,
I'd be like Mandy is a and everyone yelled home.
She didn't even tell them what to say. Well, I
don't understand the whore hive. You whores, why would y'all think.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I'm the hoe when we know that Weezy's the bigger hoe.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Was it like twelve minutes ago she said she can't
wait to stuck up. I want to bust her asshole open.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I wish I was doing what you're doing now, is
what I should have said. Oh my god, once and
a half.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It doesn't matter. I wish I had zero point five. Well,
I don't even know what's going on with anything. I mean,
why my wait wait, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Okay, I've been talking to the dread nigga. All I
would like to say is I am really having fun
with him?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
There's another thing about him that I enjoy. I haven't
had like boyfriend experience in a long time. Uh whodd and.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I but do you not get boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I do?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
But I've known him so long mayby, I mean what
almost sixty years five years now? So like the connection
I have with him is a lot deeper than surface level,
you know. Like literally, my mom had a I got
I hate to get deep, but my mom. I had
to call the ambulance for her while I was in
New York a few weeks back. And when you call
(32:59):
nine one one doesn't route to that city, and BDD
helped me, you know, like he's just always there for me,
Like we're that close, right, Like, but when I say
boyfriend experience, I guess I mean the newness. So like
the good morning text, the extra shit, the nigga was
massage in my feet while I was on a call
with you for the book call, Like he's just doing
(33:20):
all that shit, right, So, I just haven't had that
with a nigga in a minute where it just feels
like this, like we're going on dates and planning this
and whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Like it felt really like cute.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Normally, when I'm dating, I feel like men aren't putting
that much effort in Now I can already tell this
is just the type of nigga he is, right, Like
he probably does.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
This with everybody.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Okay, it's fine, but I'm really having fun with it
in this moment. So I'm just trying to let it
be that and have low.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Expectations because I don't want to be disappointed, and also
date other niggas.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Like went on a date when I was in San.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Francisco, and I'm gonna continue to do that because I
just am not about to have all of the eggs
in one nigga bas no matter if he has dreads
and tattoos or not.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Wow, I'm very impressed. That's been my downfall in my life.
It has, you know. I love the acknowledgment. I'm so
like loyal to a fault that I don't know how
to not be a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
But also when you yeah, like because you seek the
girlfriend experience, you do fall in heavy like is it
is it?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
This is my nigga? And uh oh one hundred percent.
And so now like and everyone that you're dating knows
you're dating other people. Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Literally, Like the other day, I was going out to
dinner with the dude in San Francisco. He was the
engineer dude that I dated a while ago, And I'm
on FaceTime with dreaded and he's like, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And I didn't lie. I was like, I'm going out
to eat with this dude I used to talk to
And he's like, oh, you want me to help you
pick your outfit out? And I was like, you know what,
I'm away and uh he texted me like, oh, you
must be having a good time. You don't hit me back,
and like, what's the point in writing back. I looked
at it.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Whatever, he's probably doing the same. So I don't want
to like play this game of you're the only one
because you're not. You know, I feel like, because I'm
looking for marriage and children that I think that focusing
on one person is like gonna be good for me,
when in reality, men really don't know how to do that,
and if they're not vocalizing that that, hey, I'm gonna
(35:15):
only like pursue this right then I'm not either bad.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So riot profile lap, I ain't gonna hold you. I
wasn't shit.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
He came to visit me in Alana. We had fun,
ran into one of my niggas at a party whatever.
But literally I saw a meme where this girl was
like me telling my other nigga I missed him.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, I'm spending the weekend with another nigga. I'm like,
look at me. I love it now. Am I more
interested in one of them than the other? Absolutely? But
they're not gonna know it, per way. Did I invite
him to Paris with me for work? Sure? But anyway,
oh oh, so I was talking to my.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Boy about this, and so I don't know if I
do that with like new people like clearly I did
that with my ex, but even the other tours, I never,
like it was all my sugar daddies that would meet
me in the cities and stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
But like never, if I was talking to someone new
what I'd be like, yeah, pull up on me. So
I'm here's why I think I did it, Okay, So okay.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
So I was talking to my boy Andre about this
who I've been traveling with a lot this summer.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Who's going to help me?
Speaker 4 (36:24):
And he actually has a party in Paris the week
I'm there for work. I'm like, lit, we out, nigga?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
And then I was like, I invited dread dude to Paris?
Should I have done that?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
He's like, Wow, if you want to have fun and
have fun, invirite the nigga. He's cool, he's met him.
And I was like yeah, but like I also am
just getting to know him.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Was that smart?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
And then we were talking about it, and I was like, Damn,
every fucking trip I've taken this year is with friends, Okay,
Like literally, like I'm flying and doing all these things
with friends and having all these fun experiences.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Why not have a fucking trip with a guy and
get to know him? That way, I live in two cities, bro,
like I did one with bdd tow Mexican go.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Bruh. I'm like, bro, Weezy loved to make her narrative
and I'm like, but that's just not true.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I you you just forgot I did forget, okay, because
but that's what you have Mexico, Mandy.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I mean, baby that the Thailands, the fucking Paris, the
Italy that was uh huh.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Those were with friends. You want so you want another
trip with a nigga because you had whoa? I'm just saying,
and many is a. I'm not like, Danny, You're laughing
way too loud. You are a micdes love that. Wow.
All right, well let's get into some WTF. I'm loud
(37:42):
into your mute as Mike mute and Mike.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
All right, we're gonna get into hope facts and then
our horrible decision. For hope facts, I'm just gonna run
down some wild animal sex facts that y'all may not
know for this, Weezy, I would love for you to say,
if you would like.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
This to be a human trait, Danny. Some of them
are about the male species.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I would love to know if you think that this
should relate to the male species of humans. Unfortunately, I'm
waiting for aliens. God damn, please hurry up, please come
to earth. We know you here, show yourself, show yourself
to me. I will start dating you. I will suck
you right now.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Please all right?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
And if there dicks don't look like dicks, bitch, I'm fine.
I don't care what it looked like. I really don't
bitch that shit could look like this table. I'm gonna
find a way to put in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I just don't want these niggas no more. Yes, this
has become a male bashing podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Fuck you. What if there's like a nigga of the aliens,
like the brown ones? So I do want the brown ones?
Or what do you mean? What if they're all like
gray and blue? But like I could, I could do
a gray and blue nigga like the avatars would look at.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Cute if one of like, what if there's a type
of shit alien where you're just like, he don't really
like cuddle, do any of the shit you want?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
You want to spread his seat across the human No.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't want that. I don't want to have babies.
I don't want that type of motherfucker that's a breeder.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
You don't want a whole ass nigga. I don't want alien.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I don't want a whole ass alien unless you know
how to make me squirt, like on the teeth.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
And then he's like, I am all right, I'm not
playing with you, all right, I have to alrighty. This
one is about armadillos.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Okay, the female armadillo can choose when to get pregnant
by delaying the implantation of an egg after having sex. Huh,
like the armadillo, the famil, the famil the female guid
The female can choose when to get pregnant by delaying
(39:42):
the implantation of an egg after sex.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh, bitch, and we could be our own plan, beach.
I would be here for it. Let me just take
that one out. Don't want that, or eat it like
a cream pie, like let me the plug. Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm not here for this one, but some male butterflies
well mark female butterflies with a vile stinch to distract
them from other mates, like a skuno. That's crazy, ain't it.
Bitches could do that? If we could do that, I mean, if.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
You have marketing.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
If you got some awful ass perfume and you rubbing
all up on a nigga, we could smell the perfume.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You've been around another bab I put dent in every
nigga's back. What wait, like scratching them? Hau hau, even
if it's weak dick. You ain't about to fuck another
bitch for the next seventy two hours? You are? You
are scratching and leaving marks on men. They like it? Wow?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Not you being abuse them?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Alrighty, no, no, no, it's like a love.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's like a passion mark, a passion mark, passion of
the Christ. Alrighty, we're not I'm not even going there,
all right. The female brown trout will fake an orgasm
if they're colpulating with the genetically inferior male. The female
will withhold the release of eggs while the male ejaculates
and swim off.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
As soon as she's done.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
So if she's that's if she that's actually this is
actually very human of her, yep, very human, like fucking
a nigga who weakest fuck and then bitch leaving right
after fellas if a bitch is sleeping with you and
she chooses to leave or ask you so what you're
doing or well, yo, uber outside before you even put
your draws on.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Just know you are inferior to her and she was
not here for you. We wait, has that ever happened
to you, Danny?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Oh yeah, drunk late night of course.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh they've just been like, it's toffe.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
What's your drunk kryptonite? Like is it getting it up
or not kryptonite? But like, what's your thing that you're
doing drunk? Like one of my niggas can't fucking come
when he's drunk. The other one can't get hard like.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
When it's cone. Is staying hard when you're drunk? Oh
a lot of conde. Okay, that's the hardest thing I've had.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
The other like, it's not gonna stay hard in a
condom wall they're drunk.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Hold on, when you were married, you could get you
could do it.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, that's what you helped me.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
And y'all know, I'll begin I'm blessed. I guess I'm
good kind of dick, all right. Another one. This is
crazy and quite nuts. When a drone bee.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Mates with the queen bee, it has an orgasm so
powerful that it could be heard by the human ear,
its genitals explode and it dies, leaving its penis inside
of the queen.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Let me try to see what it sounds like. Be orgasm.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
No shit, I don't think that would be a great
thing for men, And I actually think that no men
would have sex if they knew their penises would explode
and be left inside of our vaginas.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's their orgasm.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I told y'all, I want a man to moan that
loud into me God like a vacuum. D's crazy, bitch, Damn,
that's sometimes what I feel likehen a nigga, make it
be come crazy. Finally, the last one.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Barnacles have the longest penis to body ratio, with the
penis eight times their body link. Now listen, we have
done quite a bit of small penis shaming on our
tour lately.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
This will be nigga.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Sometimes your dick can be too big, and so for
the fellas that just want to be out here bragging
about a big daddy long dick, some of us don't
want that either.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's too big. We don't want to keep it. My
mouth can't go past the head. What am I doing?
I think that's why I didn't fuck the engineering, and
I told you you said that. Y'ah. He was handsome.
He was there and me came in.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I was like, okay, I remembered how big it was,
and I was like, I was like, Nope, don't want it.
I want to I have things to do ever to
show tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I've been fuckingish medium dick. It's gonna hurt with the
big dick. What.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Let's get to the home man.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Okay, let's get into that. How man, Okay, help me
this week. That is not what's happening here.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
They must not be from San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Hey, ladies, I am a by the way, real quick
before I start, because y'all have been doing a great job.
If you have a whole mail or hotel, send that
thing over to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Wholemail is the subject would be helpful. You don't have
to do, but it helps. I love a little subject
line of like what whomelemail it is, especially when it's
like whole mail fucked my neighbor. Help? So much fun
frust to read.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Hey, ladies, I am twenty six and recently divorced. I
met this guy shortly after Daniel Hilp. I met this
guy shortly after, and we instantly connected so much that
the connection scared me. I didn't see him for almost
two months after we met because we live in different cities.
We spent hours on the phone talking and getting to
know each other, and when I flew home, he laid
(44:43):
out the red carpet, fancy restaurants, luxury hotel activities, and
a hand picked arrangement of my favorite flowers with a
note to go with it the best dates of my life.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Really, here comes the bullshit.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
After that weekend, he starts referring to me as his
woman and introducing me as such to his family and friends.
The other day, we were on FaceTime and he had
a hickey on his neck. I was caught off guard
and all I could do was cry. I was hurt
because he never expressed that he was actively seeing other people.
Once I calmed down, he tells me that he wants
to introduce me to another girl he met because he
(45:18):
likes her as well and he wants us both.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Oh lo it, bitch.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I told him I didn't sign up for this, and
my answer is no, I don't want to be with
you if it's not going to be just me and you.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Do you think I'm moving too.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Fast and my expectations are too high considering that I'm
recently divorced. If you were mean, would you accept adding
someone else into the mix to keep him around, because
all because you all do have a great connection outside
of the dates and material things to keep him around.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, this is signed a sad hoe, so she's really
sad apparent. Hold on, is this the girl that's sending
the picture of them?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Girl, you look better than him. No, let me see.
I don't care how big it is. I don't care. No,
you look better than him. She sent a photo of
him in she was cute. He was just okay. And
I'm not saying he's ugly. I'm just saying you don't
need to be doing this for a nigga. That's oh
yeah he didn't. No, Yes, she did send a picture.
She's cute and like, you can do better, So you
(46:16):
don't need to be waiting around for this nigga too. Well,
to me, that's always subjective. She can't that nigga should
not be telling you you got to link with another
bitch that he fucking with. Oh, he wouldn't have to
do anything with their looks at all to me, him trying.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
To introduce you to another woman and not being a
upfront about what he's doing sexually.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
If he's already claiming you.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
You didn't say that y'all are having unprotected sex, but
I assume that that's possibly happening if he's, you know,
introducing you and is claiming you as his girl. To me,
I think having another woman mark him as territory. And
he didn't even come to you and say you just
saw the hickey and now it's.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
All let me introduce you. Hey, I'm gonna watch what happy.
I would say.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
First off, when you you're newly out of a divorce,
I don't think that it's too soon to get into
anything else, especially if the connection is there. However, I
don't think a man should force you into a polly
or open or non monogamous relationship if you're adamant that
you just wanted to be all to so you'll never
get the advice from us to be like, yeah, girl,
try non monogamy, it's cool. If that's something that's not
(47:27):
for you, I think that you should be cool with
setting your boundaries, letting it know that that's not okay
with you. And if he wants that type of relationship,
you go ahead and let him know not for you. Also,
I think either way girl, especially if that girl is local,
I don't think it's it's cool for you to be
the girlfriend on the outs like you wouldn't be the primary.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
I don't think in the situation if this is a
girl that's local for.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Him, So I will say, just move on and heal,
continue healing, and fuck these niggas.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Ain't shit beach.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
You do not need a luxury hotel, Sarah Flowers at
your job, that bad beach.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Get a new nigga. I agree, new nigga.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Anyways, guys, and congrats on your divorce. Oh my god,
we always see to feel so bad for niggas and.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Beaches they begin divorced.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
You most likely probably left something that wasn't right for
you or wasn't making you happy, So congratulations, because to
the bitches that may still be in relationships, they're probably miserable.
So I just want to give a shout out to
you for actually getting divorced.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
MM that partinger you twenty six.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
There's a whole lot more niggas in the seeger in
a pool with pissed Daydell in the ocean and the
sea in the lake.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
In a rival, you might just find you another pissy
nigga like this one. It ain't like he aprized. No,
he's saying this girl. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
We were the wrong ones to be like, keep it going,
you girl would never say that anyways. Again, guys, make
sure you go to horrorhid dot com because bitch, the
Climax Tour is under way. Climax as in Climax. People
have been writing in the comments, what do you mean
it's last tour.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
It's what the fuck we say is what we say.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
And y'all we are gonna be in London. I like
to show eight again. Y'all know we show up what Sorry,
I didn't know. It is a new show London.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yes, it's not the one that.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
You guys saw on Valentine's Day when we were there
back in February. And if anybody in Europe wants to
take a little Halloween trip, we are going to be
there on October twenty eighth, so come through because it's
gonna be a really fun weekend in London.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
This is one you know, I go.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Out after the shows. I really like to preserve my
energy and calories. However in London, bitch, it's gonna be
a problem. Oh I have friends flying in from New York.
So I'm just gonna get great to the box. The
night before, I'm gonna be outside doing something.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
You want to do the Box.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Sure, we're gonna hang out. Liz is gonna be in town.
We're gonna I'm gonna be staying it. We're gonna hang out.
Hold on, oh my homeboy, Devin Brian.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Okay, let's put it. The gays, I love them. We're
gonna have a blast.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
And Adriana's out there, so we outside anyways, guys, damn,
we just told them when we're gonna be we gonna have.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
To block that name out. We don't hartists to get
into the bar.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I know, if y'all bitch has got money and motherfucker London,
we will see. Actually, who the fuck work at the
box because it's a bird. Let's say, yes, I know
anybody working that bitch.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Let's get a free bottle. Let's hello, look it up,
look it out, look at out London. Make sure you
go there.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
And again New York, our very last show, November eighteenth,
we are at Town Hall and again we're hitting DC
we hit in Philly, we hit in Boston, all in November, Toronto.
Get your tickets, bitch, we come in to Toronto. I
do have to make sure our agent make sure I
can go Sam. I don't know if I'm even gonna
be able allowed in Canada right now, so you gotta
(50:33):
make sure I'm good before we go. I was gonna
try to go give an open case my order of protection, bitch,
and it's criminal and Canada don't play home and I
checked it till next year.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
It don't remove un till June twenty twenty five. Oh,
I'm trying to go the night before to see samful. Oh,
I'm trying to go to the night before to make
sure we can have a show.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
I'm gonna make sure the agent can get me a
work visa so I could go to motherfucking Canada. But anyways,
buy your motherfucker tickets home, go to Whorehive dot com.
And as always, if you like the solo episodes, we
do a ton more over on our Patreon. So that's
Patreon dot com. Back Slash Horrible Decisions and y'all, thank
y'all for tuning in to yet another episode.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
We will see you next week,
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