EP 338: Moving On Too Fast? (Ft. Alex English & Punkie Johnson)

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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(00:27):
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It's our final show. I almost knocked myself out. It's
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(01:04):
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hip dot com and get your tickets. Now see you then, Hey, y'all,
welcome back to Horrible Decisions. Unfortunately, Mandy had another obligation today,

(01:24):
so I have special guests and Alex English is going
to be Mandy today. Do you know anything?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Mandy says, we need one Mandy ism.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh, I don't know. I wish I'm a bad friend.
First of all, we go no, he said, I.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Don't listen to the podcast but our Black Girl, So
it's not y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's not y'all. I don't really listen to anybody's podcast.
Many of my friends got people's so I don't really
know the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
But we go back though.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I know, look like, do you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Know how I described you today to someone? I said, Oh,
Alex English is gonna be feeling in for the guests
we have today. He said, why do I know that name?
I was like, he's a Twitter nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's how I started.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now, our special guest today is Punky Johnson Special all right,
you might know her and Alex Bunk bleeply bleep the acronym.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
You're not saying that.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
We don't know what l g l G B t q.
Is that what you mean?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
People? We don't know who to say it because of
the strike, can we? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Look at.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
My health is Shir's on spring I'm behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
But I thought you were behind the scenes too.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I see you don't listen to watch you don't know
you from love Life?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Uh huh, I was you know what. Niggas don't watch
this and now I.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Forgot, Yes, they they just watch it on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Alex and I literally.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Saw each other last week when I threw up all
over the places that you know you did. What did
you think happened to me?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I thought you were just fucked up. I didn't know
you was that fucked up? I appreciate well, no, because
you know what, Actually, I have a bunk. I have
to address you for a second, because first of all,
we were playing Uno and we were having a great time.
But Weezy decides she's she's the type of person like that.
Just I discovered this that you like to like leave
the table in the middle level because I had to vomit. Girl,

(03:17):
that messes up the game flow okay, and people were
debating and it was affecting my hands. I was trying
to be out in this bitch and you leave me
and the motherfucker's now hitting me. Were reverses and stuff,
so I was like, what is going on where? I
didn't know? You had to throw up?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Though, I'm sorry, Oh, y'all was chipping can at the moment.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I had no idea, and I was just.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Trying to be cool and not act like I was gonna.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Throw it all over the passage. You give it drinking
that mushroom.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I was emerging eggs and the beach. The chef put
egg in my food.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
She was she had great food though, Oh but you
ate that that egg dish the first thing.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
So anyway, let's talk about Pucky. So oh, you got
a new podcast out, yeah with your co hosts who
loved this show but ain't here. It's fine, tell.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Us about your new box alone STI gonna get a
next time. We're gonna get it next oile.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, man, y'all gotta listen to Love thank podcast download subscribe.
I'm just sitting up there being stupid with my bestie
giving unsolicited, unprofessional love advice.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Are people writing in?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Some people write in, some people call in. I mean,
my stories be lit.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
If I ask a question for somebody to come be
in the pot, it'd be lit.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now, that be lit. But I need y'all to download
in subscribe.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's the pint that needs to be started, right, Yeah,
I just thought it you already like.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
We're in the tang wig.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, it's so crazy because people rather write a letter
then jump on to me too. They don't like want
their voice on, they face on. They don't want people
know their name where they're from. And you know what's crazy,
Like we need letters for podcasts. But I'm also be
thinking like who the fuck would type this ship up
and send it into a podcast?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Bro, We've had people fuck their sisters, their stepsisters, brother
Like it's so it's like Maury the last seven years
of the show. There's so many people that, like, I've
almost felt guilty for how down I've talked on them.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I could see you Huston and Jerry Springer style talk
thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah yeah, well, I wanted to be Jenny Jones when
I was growing up.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Gen we are Ricky Lake, Sly Jesse.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, wait, you had to pick an old school talk
show host, who would you be?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Ricky?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I love Ricky Lake. She was she was one of
my face. Are you saying that because Ricky looked a
little gay?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I was just talking about rickyla your face. It was
a small little nose. I mean I would have tapped that.
But I mean, you know she did have.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Right, it's mantel for me, Williams. Ricky just had the
riga old piece. Have you seen those pictures before? No
drops used today? Montell Williams.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I always thought she was like a white man love well.
I mean she is now, but back in the day.
Who else I'm trying to face out here in the streets. Oh,
I could see it, though, Baldy, I feel like we
would like her more.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
There's ano there's a phuddo there of like her from
like two thousand and two or something.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Maybe when they broke up our cities all the black
like to know what happened to that.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's not like it would be a good power cup.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
That is what happened. She wouldn't have been all these
thinkings to jail a black man, all right. I have
some questions these are icebreakers. And this is our favorite question.
We always asked. Okay, eat asked toes both you have
to pick one that stuff. I gotta pick one.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
So I ask the oops, I was first really know
you was out here looking feet like that.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I don't like why you little look like well her
in the corner. Well, first of all, the ass is
just different.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I'll do it if I like, really really, if we
in some committed ship, I'll do it, like after a
year and a half, you do it.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
After a year.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
And as it takes me some time to get right there,
it is right there. I mean I might slip sometimes,
but to let lay you on your stomach and open
it up and get it there, that's gonna take something.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
To playing you on the stomach. What the is some wax?
And if I need to? I mean, how you get
your ass? I pushed my shit around?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Is it crazy that I eat as what? I don't
like feet?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, same, because I don't even like my own feet.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
So this is a question. I have to ask this question.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
You'll you'll the man say.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
You boy, but girl, But if I have I prefer girl.
But though like way.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Better man but I have never been there.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't want to go there.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I means, even Harry, it's not my favorite. But no, no,
no go.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Not all of them. I guess I'm the expert on
man as. I feel like and you got one and
I have one. I feel like you have a clean ass.
I feel like you keep I'm glad you.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Face today.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
The curtain doesn't mash, the drape, the.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Wait gain niggas got to have a way cleaner and
ask them like tell me.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
When you're about god her. It's really well, not all
of them do. I probably myself on maintaining down there,
but a lot I've been in some and it disappoints
like I've recently, not recently, but like in the last
like two years. Are kind of like gotten into topic
because I used to just like bottom, what is age

(08:17):
out of like sheer obligation. I do think that age
plays a big role in my decision to kind of
flip flop flop, because I mean, lately, butts are like
really attracted to me in a way that they weren't
in my twenties.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You mean flip flop like top of bottle versustive.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
You know what age players of age has done that
for me too, because I've been reversing.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I've been flip flopping myself. What is really and then lesbian?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Well, first of all, I'm not taking I'm not taking
those strap. Let's just say that, right, Really, that's what
I thought you meant. No, I ain't taking those strap,
but I'll take a finger from time to time. Right now,
you be getting finger blasted, not not plasted, just from
top from top, like still fingering.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
In twenty twenty three, I would sing fucking lesbian. Yes,
I think.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I've probably been fingered maybe four times in the last
two weeks.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
The fact that you can count in the.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I mean, well, I guess you only really need tatorious
stimulation exactly.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
I just just get up on here, right on this thing,
and I'm tight. Well see, I'm also from a place
where if we seem a little fit and then we
get put out the gay community.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
So what you mean?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's like, so I'm from New Orleans, and when I
was raised, we just had these rules to.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Mirror the heterosexual relationship.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
In the second you seem like you like like like
like me fass I play ball.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'm the masking one.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
So the second I seem like I'm not, like, I'm
not the masculine one.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's kind of like you.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Didn't even we didn't need to know about ball Sony.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
We don't got to worry about you showing up pregnant
like the brain. No, no, it's not I mean gratulation.
I be thinking about getting pregnant, but I just I
just can't do it.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Is it is it funked up that it's confusing all
of us, even in this day and age. Sometimes when
I look at the photos, I'm like, oh, pregnant studs, Yeah, pregnant.
If I do get pregnant, first of all, I need
to know how.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Please let me be the first person you tell after
your mama.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
But if I pregnant, it'll be all for the love
of comedy. It wouldn't It wouldn't be because I want
to say I will have the baby just for those reasons,
like just for comedy.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Okay, wait, when you see pregnant studs though, I mean,
let's just say it's inscimination, Like I don't know. I
would think that maybe studs are doing this because maybe
they really want to feel more connected in some way,
because maybe to the baby, to the experience, because there's
a lot of kind of like pushing them out of
the way in pregnancy. I've seen that in a lot
of lesbian relationships, like, Oh, it's kind of like they
don't feel this attachment, right, you're not carrying the child,

(10:52):
like you almost feel like I got to be the
nigga anyway. And it's like maybe there's that's that way
of digging into that femininity, your motherhood. I don't know
I've won. I can't put it. I can't call it
because I don't know them, so I don't know their mind.
I can only assume.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yea interesting we're talking about pregnancy when my shoe looks
like a gender revealing.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Bluey Actually was one of my questions for you later,
but one of the main ice preader questions I have
for you. What question are you tired of men asking you? What?
Do you feel like?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's been a question that everybody wants to know from
a lesbian.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
The fingering question I just asked.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
The question is it's.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
The it's the comments like you, Oh, you haven't met
the right man. I'mst just say I'm thirty eight. I
think I think we're past that. I think I get it.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, do you ever get dudes that are like, uh,
I can try to change you. I can bring you
back to straight men.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
I asked questions like have you ever got dick? And
then out and then but they get mad when I
asked back, like, have you that's fair? Yeah, I think
it's a fair question. But I don't think I've ever
asked that question before.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah. Okay, wait, platinum, right, can you tell us I
want my goal star back? I want my goal star.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
It wasn't good enough.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
First of all, I didn't want to do it. All right,
I'm gonna say something I did. I got caught. I
got caught being gay, and that that kind of mixed
up the family a little bit. So my mother wasn't happy.
And it wasn't the fact that she didn't like me
being gay. It was the fact that she was scared
for my future and she didn't want me getting picked on.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Blah blah blah blah blah. She was just sick.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
She's like, I just can't have my child out there
getting attacked and blah blah blah bah blah.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
So I was like, all right, I'm gonna try. I'm
gonna try to go be with men.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
But I did so when I did have sex, I
did it for my mama people. I didn't do it
because I was urging it or craving it. It was
nothing I had to go tell us to my gay community.
I didn't do it because I wanted it.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I had to.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I thought this story was gonna get that. My father's
part isn't sad. But I thought this I didn't want it.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
But this is interesting because very rarely when we talk
to people about their coming out stories do they say
I tried it for my family.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I did it for my death. Yes, I do for
the team. I don't know if I did it for
that reason. But a woman, yeah, I feel like I
just wanted to know, Like you know how, like it's
a certain kind of food, Like I just started eating
uh oysters for the first time, you know what I mean.
But for the longest I told myself that I didn't
like oysters. It's as gross, it tastes weird. But like

(13:25):
now I love them. But the reverse happened with women
were like, I ate some pussy, well, I ate a
lot of pussy. When I was like, really, because I'm gay,
I wasn't putting my penis anywhere.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Oh, I understand but I was like, I'll eat it,
I'll try it, and I know I wasn't like, all.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Right, you know what I want to know now while
on coming off stories in the row, I would love
to hear, let's start with you that you already on
that your first experience with the opposite.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Six Well, mine was actually very traumatic. Uh. I was
sixteen and there I was visiting a lot of my
family members who lived in the projects at the time.
So I would go and hang out with my cousins
and stuff, and my you know, they would all ask
me no one. Probably deep down inside, you know, I
heard all the gay jokes, you know, as a teenager.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Book.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
There was a girl in the projects and her name
was shay Sheha, and I remember specifically being in my
aunt's crib in the projects and they, my cousins set
this up for the whole summer. They were like, oh yeah,
Alex and Sha shehe. They getting ready to get busy.
We're gonna make it happen. And so she wanted to
She really wanted to do it. So they my like

(14:35):
three of my male cousins all were like, Yo, go downstairs,
go to the basement. We're gonna bring shay shape down
there and y'all you go, you go. Fuck. So I
lost my virginity in a project project basement in Detroit.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Now, what I didn't know was that it was a
setup to embarrass me. So basically, she gets on top.
I know nothing. I don't know how to I don't
know how to do anything.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
You're still sixteen.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
She's taking full control of everything that's going down. And
then within two minutes, all of my cousins, all of
the boys just run downstairs, cut the light song and
started laughing.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh that is traumatic.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
So that's my villain. That's my gay villain origin story.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
That's your first sexual experience.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
That was my first time ever. Did you nail her
with anyone?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know, no finishing round?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I don't even remember. I don't even really remember being
that hard, you know what I mean, like being fully
erected like that. So yeah that I do credit that
moment with making me completely gay.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
But did you know that you were get at the time.
I think you understand.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I think you know, like at sixteen, you kind of
like there was thoughts, but I don't really know what
it is. I don't really have People are calling, but
I don't really know.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, I mean eight years old, my mom told me
she knew. I was just like yay, because I mean
I was like, oh, I knew it when you were
acting a certain way with your friends. She was like,
I felt it now. My mom is a total hag Okay,
Like I was born in San Francisco. My godfather was
a dragone.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
But so she was I about it, I think, but
like literally, it was.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Like you were acting way too attached to them in
ways that was like ridiculous, Like if they left the house,
you were so upset, Like I could tell it was
a crush more than it was a friend.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
He was a girl's girl a little too much.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I would hunch all the neighbors.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, but I did. I did have a first gay
kiss that was was it like moonlight? Not really? I
mean I lived in this like apartment complex and this
Jewish family had this mixed kid from Canada who would
come and visit. He would visit his grandparents. These two Jesus,
like older Jewish couple lived near my near our apartment,

(16:36):
and so they saw me playing alone one time and
they were like, oh, our grandson comes to visits us
every so often from Toronto can you should play with him?
And he had to be like a year younger than me,
so I'm like, if I'm like in the seventh grade,
he's in the sixth grade. So we would spend a
lot of time together. And we were playing like Nintendo
sixty four one time and I told him to close
his eyes and I kissed him and he didn't. And

(16:58):
to this day, I don't know whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
I don't know whatever it became. I don't know whatever happened.
Get a video game, started playing, Get on your switch,
and like you know, he was half black, half Jewish.
What he was drinking, he was drinking. I don't know.
I don't know what happened to you. I don't know
he took the kids. Brian if I remember his name, Brian,
if you're out.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
There, if he probably rs Yeah, what was George bucket
By coming out story? Was your first girl experience opposite
sex experience? Oh god, what you were talking about?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Man, it's very different because for women it's it's not
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I mean, I've talked to so many women.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I don't think there's a great first experience because first
of all, we're young. Nine times out of ten, we're
not twenty five breaking our virginities for the most of us.
And second of all, we probably dealing with somebody who's
also a damn virgin, so they don't know how to
be sensual and know how to do it. And if
we messing with a dude that that's also our age
and don't really know what they're doing. That mean, they
just they just rushing.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Had an experiences that you wanted to Like he said,
he wanted I wanted to eat.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I mean, did you have any experiences of men where
you even didn't want to suck?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
No day ever, you never want having a dick in
my mouth.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
So the experiences you had were truly just trying to
get your brain in a different place.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Then Oh yeah, I had to mentally say, okay, I'm
taking this one for the same men. They men just
be sweating, And I mean I understand why, because when
I'm strapping up and I'm putting in my messwork and
sweating my ass off as well, I understand what.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yes, I was gay for.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Let me see, I was gay for like the middle
of the show. Have you been in a relationship with Yeah,
that's really why.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I can't sleep with other women.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
It's almost so I'm so still hung up on her
that my women experiences are very tied to her still.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
But that is crazy. I just said, because I got
another friend, same thing. She she went gay for the
first time I ever met some woman, and she's like, hell,
I can't get over this bitch. I'm like, what the fuck?
She was like, y'all bitches, y'all got some type of
just jiu jitsu ship that y'all be working with.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
It fucked me up. We do have the ability to
do that.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Still, I'd be interested in dating woman if she were okay,
feminine woman. Uh, feminine woman, fine, but there are some
really fine studs out there. Sometimes I'd be like, and.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
You know what makes it.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It's like my friends.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Brittany Grinder. I would climb that tree. I really would.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Climb that tree because where I come from.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Gay, that's.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Never like but I never like approached you. No, we
can't do that. That's gay.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
There are there are no bylaws. There are no laws
now that I'm now that.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Now that I'm growing up and I'm coming out of
you know, just following the cultural rules or whatever. The
I still wouldn't mess with a stud but I'm also
not gonna shut it down either. I'm not gonna sit
up there and just you know what I'm saying. Have
you ever had some sort of interaction with the stuff,
like the crazy thing? It was a white woman, and
I remember it was like ten years ago.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I was a coaitress.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
We didn't do anything, but she I was. She She
used to come see me at work. I was a waitress.
She's come to see me working. She's toss all the
time at the comedy store, and man, she just come
and man, she would just compliment me, not mind you.
When I started working at the comedy store, they wanted
cocktail waitresses, so I had to go pretend like I

(20:38):
was a cocktail.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Waitress, so I couldn't be a stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Like for the first like four months, like right after
the ninety day probation.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I was cute, Like I went to work like that,
the rings on my jewelry.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Oh my god, have you here one of.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Them cacters your dresses? And she be so mad. I'm like,
I'm so tired of being in these wigs.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Address I have to go watch it.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I have to go watch it.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, so we knew and now I'm interested too, because
that's a really good point to bring up. It's like, Okay,
if two studs are into each other, what the fuck?
I like, I would look confused, like what will I
meet somebody?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Just because the niggas could do that ship all day.
They all their own boys.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
But the thing also, it's like, but also what I
learned as I got older and move to California, there's
different gay rules for different regions.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
So it's like the South, we have these little rules,
but when I moved to California, so they didn't do that.
It was lifts, the lessions, with lifts the lessons. It
was that's what with dykes.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
They didn't they didn't care.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
You know what, isn't it funny how the South still
is just very like even they can't like the big breed.
They nobody else, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
It's like, it's kind of like that from like I guess,
I mean, mid West and Southern culture kind of go
hand in hand. But I know for a fact that
I was just talking to somebody about this. I know
for a fact that when I don't know why I
chose to become this candid with my family, but I
know that when I told my family that I was
out here topping the boys, they were much more relieved,
they were far more happy.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
But their fathers are happy. Then like, at least you're
doing the fucking exact God.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
You know what, if that's what brings me and my
father closer than I'm.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
All right, my people just happy. I'm not getting smashed.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, I'm not getting arpenellawship for the week. If you
never listened to horrible decisions, it's our sex and the
news segment. I feel like y'all might have seen this
pop up on Instagram where it said most dating app
users actually specifically Tender, are in relationships are married.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
You saw that I did.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I actually have two sets of friends that met on
Tender that are married and happy as ever really tender
tender to hinge or bumble. Actually I just married a
couple in Saint Martin. You that met on Tender?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, I'm as.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
What made you do that?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
A friend of mine wanted to get married five years
ago and she was like, bit, you're gonna marry us?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I said, okay, and now you just do it for everybody?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Is how every that's if that's how everybody got ordained
a friend was just like bait, you gonna marry us?
I loved to be everybody's story.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And they did a survey on thirteen hundred users, and
over half we're in a fucking relationship.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
And the surprising part is that the big, big percentage.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is not going to generally find a date when they're
on there, but these married motherfuckers is. And so I
think what makes it so difficult is like, you know,
I'm on the apps right and I'm not even thinking
about that ship when I'm swiping. I'm just assuming you single.
So fuck the fact that it's already hard to find
somebody cute. Shit. Before the cameras came on, I was
telling Punky, how this nigga want me to take a
forty five minute drive to Harlem. No, I live downtown.

(23:52):
You have a car, you need to come to me.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
What the fuck am I going to schedule me a ride?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
It's I love Even then, that way, I might have
misunderstood what you said. You said most of the people
meet and get married people.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
There's a high percentage of people on tender who are
already in committed relationships but are still on tender.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I just understood that completely yeah, but sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
No, But now now it I think that article and
that study actually makes Tender make a whole lot of
more sense, especially not even just Tender, all of these
swiping apps because no one really talks to each other
on here anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I don't like you just you just match.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
You know, it's and I noticed it because it just
starts to feel like you're collecting sheep at some point,
like you just kind of like getting all these numbers
and these names and these people, but you never really
interact with them. It's so many conversations on my like
Tender am my riot like just pile up because the
inbox is just like full of like hey, and then
you don't hear from people anymore. And I mean I
know it from my own. I mean I know sometimes

(24:49):
people dudes will be hitting me up and I'll just
be like, oh, yeah, we matched, but I don't know,
I took a second look at your face and maybe not.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Also do little things that start sucking me up on
these apps. They either started saying something super corny or
Nigga start sending the emoi mooji's, Like I literally when
men write me with a lot of emojis. I have
to think, did I click women as well? Oh wow,
I'm sorry. I need for real like then sending me
the princess thing hearts and it.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
You don't fucking.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Grand Rising you get that.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I get God Morning a lot. Oh God Morning.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
You need to bro you got mourning me. I'll never
talk to you being out here saying God Morning.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
The man the gayest thing I've ever.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Heard somewhere, says Empresson, saying he's one of my friends
in the sixties. No, but one of my friend he's
also thirty eight. One of my friends met him and say, girl,
you got your little earth tone nigga. I did meet
him at a play market. Okay, so, but that's very
I later, Yeah, especially the black play market. It's like

(25:56):
everyday people, but with clothes. But I need to go.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I never did dat. No, I've always okay, let.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Me, let me.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I've been on this thing called down. You don't know
about you remember down.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Girl, you are your age, even though you already said age.
That is back back in the day before as there
were there were Okay, so there was there was a
down link, there was insist.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Down.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
It was stuff Adam for Adam. I know that one
Adam for Adam was Oh, that's like, I don't remember
Adam for what it was gay you were, you wouldn't
have been on it.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Did you have to type in the website down link?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
It was like you have to go on. That's like
when I was in BGC live, not the Bad Girl
It was not before Bad Girls Club. It was Black
Gay Chat Live dot com. And that was the first
time I ever like was online chatting with dudes, like
in Chicago out of town?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Did you have like dick pics the center? This was
before you had to.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Like you we you had to unlocks. There's always been
a culture of like hitting picture, so you have to
unlocked for the for the other.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Personal interesting do you have to pay for the online?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I don't recall ever paying for BGC lit I it
was it was mean, where are you meeting people? First
of all, was historically had a long hard time.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I'm a tourist. I love long relationships. So when I'm
in one, I'm in one.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm a pisces. You know, that's the most compatible sign
I heard about Pisces. Blah blah blah blah and tourists.
Pisces are so damn so what. I feel like I'm
watching a game of tennis right now. When's your record
you made April toors? Okay, when's your what are you
December sixteen?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Sectaris? I never know what I never know what that
means is. I'm not really like into astrology. I let
everybody tell me what it is. And every time someone
tells me something about it, I'm like, well, that sounds great.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I picked the good ship. I'd be like, oh my god,
I'm so creative. But that emotional shit is really as fun.
It's just crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
I mean, I get emotional too sometimes I usually sweep
it under the rug and then blow up when I
get drunk.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
But I'm working on that.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
But uh, I've been in a relationship most of my life,
but I've only popped.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I was a hole for like two or three years.
That's not all, but thirty eight two or three years
of hold and that's.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
All you can hold out a little bit while I
was in my relationship, I mean not when I was married.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I stopped when I was married.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
How long were you married?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
We was married for seven years? Shit?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Gay gay marriage, that's that's twenty.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I say that's one hundred.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, yeah, you know, but actually that's why because lesbians,
you know, that's you know how, that's your culture.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
See, I was with for.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Twenty years though on my cod you know what I'm saying.
So how do you get off of the twenty year train?
You said?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Bye, bitch, I'm done stocks shit, Fuck these dogs. I'm out,
Fuck these dog The crazy thing is gay people weird
as fuck. Why I'm on dog support every week every year,
I mean every month, I give her two hundred dollars
for a food.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You are the seconds being in my life to go
through a divorce.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Are you fucking kidding me? You have my kids? Hey, yeah,
I ain't playing no games.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You'll be seeing them.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna see my kids. I'd be like, hey,
I'm coming out on the sixteenth. You think I can
get them from the seventeenth through the nineteenth. She'd be like,
I'm gonna see just calming when you get here.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
It'd be some real Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I used to do that with my age. Literally the
studio manager for this fucking location had did a drop
off from me one time, like fuck that. But you know,
I feel like with lesbians it's so much friendship that
you build in another woman, that there's almost like a
sisterhood that you can't have in a different relationship where
you see each other in a different way that I
don't have with other male breakups, And so true, I

(29:44):
could feel that. Yeah, it's like I wish I could
explain it, but like with niggas, it's just like sometimes
they treat you very poorly. And with women, although we
say terrible things to each other, we know the we're
emotional about it. Yeah, you know, so like I feel
like my women break ups are a lot better, but like niggas, who.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
It's hard to talk about dogs and tender and emotions.
Really just brought me back to a tender conversation I
had a few years ago with a dude and we
were having a really nice conversation. He was gorgeous. I
was really looking forward to making it happen, and then
he shared with me that his dog was going blind

(30:21):
and maybe now tell me if I'm heartless. But all
I said was that's exactly what I asked, and he
unmatched me.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Is that me?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Is am I a wild or was it? I've been
holding onto this story for years just because you.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Told Why would you ask him that.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
But because I come from a see all of this
talk about passing dogs, y'all talking about visiting.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Dogs are very California, right.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I ain't no dog that important enough to me to
go back to somebody from a previous relationship. I would
just go get a new dog. Dogs to me are
so disposable, like when, Yes, I grew up with dogs
in my was with me and my mom used to
move around a lot, and sometimes we would move into
these apartment buildings where you weren't allowed to have pets.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
So right now, sit up here like my awful and Okay,
I don't know. I can't.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I can't wait to see the comments section on this.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
But when I work at the office, I remember one
of the girls called out because her dog died, and
literally the way my boss looked I was like, he
was like, I don't give a ship dog.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I love dogs, but I mean not enough to unmatch
somebody for asking if I'm put the door it's blind?
What use do you have? What use do you have
for a dog?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
That's first of all, my dog he's eighteen and he's blind,
and he dogs have better senses than humans.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Number one, what I gotta do with me.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
The person got his mother.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
When he walking through the house, he got it all right,
move right. When he walking through the house, he just
he'd be like a tap tapa tap up that's the door.
A tapa tapa tap that's the floor.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
He's smart.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I'm not putting him down.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
He got a good horse.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Good do I have for a dog? I come home
from a lawn day. He can't even find you when
he running.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Now you see why he's behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
People get his ass. Okay, the hoar dirm Now I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I shared that the hore dirve is our segment where
someone's shares a sex tip.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
So I would like both of you to share an
oral sex tip.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh you go first, because I have something oral sex tip.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
I can't speak on men. I can't speak on second okay, sure,
but what I can speak on.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
So I've had head from a lot of different women,
a lot of different women.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
They only use the tongue. You got to use your
whole face.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
That's all great nose fall head chin, and don't they
head in there.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
You heard what r Kelly say. Put the whole damn
it whole thing. Now we thought we was gonna have
to bleed the sacond.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I don't know you what lyric you were getting ready
to cross.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
So you gotta go the whole damn thing.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
And uh, and don't just be sitting up the suck
them lips, getting them creases thighs or like getting the
creases of the lips and the thigh like what.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Someone starts with the thigh. I do that with men
and women, though I start with the thigh die with men.
I'm too, but it's super sensitive in there, Like for
the men, I can't imagine men liking you looking the thigh.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't like the thigh.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I don't. I don't like my I don't like that.
That area is very sensitive to me and I for
it's supposed to arouse you. But I'm a little jittery when.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
It comes to that because you're scared booty hole.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
No, it's just I don't know, just something about that
area is very sensitive for me. So like whenever a
dude has tried to like do that, I'm always kind
of like jumpy. I go through a little anxiety when
i'm I guess I'll every second his day, please go
down there. But like, but like the thigh area, I
don't need.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I don't need I need another man to confront No
no thigh.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Like la, I like when I'm getting on.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
My knees, like I kissed the thighs before I started put.
I don't know why I feel like this gig.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
I don't need. Just just go, just go, just go,
just go.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I just like it because dudes getting harder and harder.
They'd be like, oh my god, put it in your
mouth and you like doing everything.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
But that's my favorite. Did you have you watch y'all?
Do y'all remember them saying chronicles?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, okay, I remember every girl who watched Man They
had a.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Saying chronicle where old boy was getting hit and it
was just so good. His legs just went up and
he was just sitting them like I'm trying to figure
out that zame make that up?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Or is that a thing? Legs? They got me really
upset because Mandy and I she wanted to come on
a podcast. We flew to Atlanta, she canceled on the
day up. Then we just happened to be there again.
She wanted to come on and cancel on a gag
And you know how good your work got to be
for me to actually.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Forgive it was she raised an entire generation of women
of I would let you say it.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Okay, Well, actually I can't just be a oral sex
tip because we do need I feel like we need
a scissoring tip or a finger and tip. So when
you made a comment about women getting finger blasted, a
dude said to me, like, I don't understand how you
and your ex had sex and so many places like
dressing room, bathroom, this that plank. I'm like, because we
fuck with our hands, bro like, but my favorite way
to have les being sex and scissoring though, so I'm

(35:22):
not too big on scissoring, but I will fuck like
men fuck without the penis you like fucking strap like,
but no without without the strap.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I just glad and slide. You just you just so
you just it's not rammed. It's a glad. It's a
glad and slide.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
But it's hold on, wait, give me more detail, because
I don't think I've ever been glad and you've.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Got a glad and slide. Like, So every woman that
I get with, they be like, the are you doing so.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Instead of so?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Instead of am I doing this right? Instead of is
what you're speaking of is more like a.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
More like a if you buck, I will I would
with her leggs pull up to me and then I
just get the work.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Does that do anything?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Hell yeah, because it's like simulations.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh well, you know what so is it is? It
would you liking it to like putting like sitting underneath
the fawsy in the tub?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
What I heard.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I hear a lot of females. I hear a lot
of female commedians talking about they go in the tub
and they run the water on the face in the
tub and they put their well gigna underneath me and it.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Just I mean, it depends on I did that when
I was good. It depends on where I'm at mentally. Okay,
I'm learning so much.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
They're about to get on grind. I'm gonna I'm gonna
go outside and be straight.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
That that's interesting to me because I used to say,
and my homegirls that are straight thought it was so weird.
I'd be like, oh my god, I put my pussy
everywhere on the titties and be on the stomach.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's just like very messy.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
And I think something that I don't get from male
sex is like even though I've realized over time, like
I do enjoy penetration. I think my orgasms were stronger
with sex with women because there's so much platorial simulation
and you getting the whole pussy right. It's like when
she was talking about face. So the problem with men

(37:15):
that they're not understanding about the vulva, the vagina, everything
is that there's so many nerves.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
I understand. Everybody told y'all about the clip.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
That is not the only place. You know what I'm saying.
It's like they feel like they're following this rule book
on the clip, and really it's like, bro, I have
more pussy.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
It's like, you see, That's why. That's probably part of
the reason why I'm gave, because y'all got too much
going on.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
There's a lot.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
This is too much geometry, and I'm bad and mad.
There's a whole lot of angles.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Is right.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
There might be easy in terms of the movements, but well,
I feel like I would be like, are you gonna come.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Well every but figures with women you never know. This
is where my advice comes in. I think for the
for the oral please sucking you can't just be you
can't just be sucking on it like sucking on it
will not sucking on it just like doing that like
like no, suckingd on it will not get the job done.
You have to also sort of figure out a way

(38:15):
either with your mouth or with your hands to masturbate
because like I feel like people often think, Alma, just
suck in it and you get tired, and most most
times dudes are gonna tell you exactly what to do.
But you absolutely have to be in some way massaging
it the way he would be if he were doing
it him.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
And the real thing is too because our mouth can't
be enough of pressure, and I think that.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Is not like you're doing a lot of hand the
vagina squeezes.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well yeah, I'll be thinking about that sometimes, but you can't.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Be like but why but why But having your hand
on it, you still can't be squeezing it to death.
You have there has to be like male ejaculation comes
from the tip the shaft, you're not really doing. The
shaft is only like part of it. Most of the
work has to be on the tip for me at least,
like you have to like that's this, it's the most
sensitive part of the opinions. So in order for you

(39:13):
to actually get the result that you need in a
fast enough time. You need to go at the right pace.
And I don't care what nobody saying. If a dude
starts saying, keep doing it just like that, Keep doing
it just like that.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Anybody say, anybody.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Say that, don't okay see see okay speak we speak
for everybody. I'll be saying, why do you stay right there?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I feel like I'm sucking it up when I say,
because then niggas just start doing other ship. What the
fuck did I just say?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I know, it's almost like opposite.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well, let's she's reiterating.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
They get too excited.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Please when someone says it's just like that, keep it
just like so.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I almost got a carpal tunnel from that ship because
I see what you gotta do. It's like I've noticed
the greatest reaction from of course at the tip, but
like we always see the basket, we in motion. I
realized like being on the tip and going back down
because sometimes it's too sentitive, especially if they're uncircumcised. If
they tell me do the same thing, bru, I feel

(40:10):
like I'm in the workout because you know, little movements
is worse than big ones. Like this shit is tough,
but I also am so like ego driven that I
can't not be the best dick sucker you ever had.
That's why it's hard for me to be gay, because
it's like one bitch that I eat the best pussy,
and I can tell another one was like do this,
do that, do this? While I appreciate that. Actually I

(40:32):
interviewed her on here Aisha. She was also a guest star.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
We talked about the day at.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
A pussy, But I remember she gave me the most instruction,
and I was like, am I bad? Or is she
just very good at knowing how to make herself come?
I think instruction. I feel like, was it the first
time you did it? Or like maybe the third or
the floor of the person. I don't like too much
instruction the first time, Just going and do whatever it
is you down there doing and then we'll talk about it,
because if we're not about to ruin the moment, put

(40:58):
that dud, let's go to lunch and talk about it
or something like that. Take what you did wrong?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I have a question we're about to view. So let's
say someone's giving you head, a woman's giving your head,
or someone's giving your head. Do y'all come do women
tend to come from getting ate out. Does that happen
a lot or what is?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
What is? What?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
The crazy thing is? I'm an old woman. I'm old now,
So when did you get old? I'm thirty eight. When
was your old age?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Are you thinking about I am thinking about her.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I'm gonna just say, I'm just telling if my little
coochie had been around. So it takes a lot for
me to take this one. Really, but unless you learn
it to the team now. The woman I'm with right now, she'd.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Have learned this motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
She figured it out.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Figured two and a half years.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
How long did it take her to line?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Like two years?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
But yeah, because and also I had to learn too,
because the woman I dealt with before her didn't like
aggressive I mean loved aggressive pussy.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
She'd be like, stay on it, just get it right now.
She don't like that.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
She wants you to start off slow, tonguekassing it. You
gotta work up to that. It's like almost going to
pound tongue. But it's like you got to work up
to it. And she also, the woman wearing I she
also don't like the tip of my tongue. She likes
the back of it. So I know it's trust me.
It's hard to brush the back of your tongue when
you brush your confusingly like the underneath underneath my tongue.

(42:28):
I didn't even sorry about the miscommunication.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
That's not.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
What you're doing it.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Maybe the tongue flicks too much. Have you a very
aggressive tongue?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yes, but only with men that love like I feel
like some people you probably know what I'm talking about.
When someone's in you and you feel like they're going
through motion or something they learned where they're like it's
almost robotic.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Have you ever let a man eat?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah? Oh yeah, if anything?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah, waters.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
They have been times where I'm like single and I'm
wilding out. I have had some crazy, wilding out times
where I'll just like hole out crazy for two months.
And if I'm just at a bar and I'm drunk,
and You're like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Like, hell, yeah, I don't know you, but but what
kind of guys come for you?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
What crazy thing? Is? It?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Only be omens?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Only omen?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
And also a man not gonna ruin my reputation.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
They ain't gonna say nothing this one dude, This had
this had to be like maybe two years before I
got married when I was just in these streets and
he loved me.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
He came to my job all the time. He's like,
you know, I love you.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
And then finally I was like, all right, fine, I
had like shots of ever.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Clear, Oh you wanted to be dead. I was crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
I was crazy every Clear make you switched.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
And he just looked at me. He's like, and I
was like, all right, come on, let'school in the truck.
And so we went in the truck. We were in
the truck, but he sucked it up because he was
growling and doing all kinds of and I kept thinking,
too much for you.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Okay, so why don't we put a seven.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
There outside the door?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Okay? I just had one quick follow up question. I
had one quick following follow up. Then I'm gonna do
home for the for the coming thing that I asked
you because I asked that because if a woman is
coming from head, does it hurt or is there some
sensation if a person keeps going wild, like that's the
same way like if you're doing clip gets too sensitive? Yeah,

(44:51):
and you want to push them, but do you stop
or do you want them? Do you really want them
to stop?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yes, I want them to put their mouth somewhere else,
but the clip being pushing the head.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
It can't get some sensitive. But I have had some
moments where I've made sounds that I never knew I
could make because it just feels it was good. Maybe
like my my new my my girl cat my ass.
The other day, like she must have missed me. I
don't know what was going on. She crazious to me

(45:20):
and I was like, I was like, what are you
doing down now? I was like stop, stop, stop, it
was just too much. Then she sucked me up and
put I was like, I don't do vibrators. Vibrators people
have been trying to vibrate its on me. I was
like it ain't gonna work. So I laid back in
the bed. I was like, go ahead, try it, man.
She put that rolls down there. Really, you know, it

(45:42):
made me.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I came.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
It's it was, I was.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
It was the first time I got and I had
a dizzy damning.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I was like, okay, wait, I mean, am I crazy?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Am I? Am? I terrible? Because like sometimes a dude
will be like up and I'm like, well, no, you
don't know, you don't mean it. I'm gonna keep going.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Because the nigga that I with his name is B
d D.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
On the show and after I like, I just feel
like I'm the best basic that ever suck this dick.
And I know and when he I watched this video
of me sucking his decktails today because my whole ass
me one to know, you know, I want to watch
my work. And whenever he comes this is like two
or three times I've seen it. He pulls his dick
back from me. I take thee from my hand on

(46:31):
my foret and be like, but like, yeah, he'll hold
the tip of his dick so I can't get to it.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I recently had a guy like straight up being like, dude,
stop dog. I swear to God, whoop your ass dog stop.
But then but then he wasn't pushing me off, so
I was like, oh what. I was like, I'm like, Oprah,
what what is the.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
T that's like foreign fantasy? Like they played basketball probably
with Punky Alex. Okay, wait, mait, let me do this
whole real quick.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Ladies.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
First of all, let me say I was at your
Cincinnati Live show and I had a ball, love y'all
so much glad I wasn't able to see you on
the Climax tour. Now that I just left a four
year relationship about two months ago because the day after
his birth bit you had to put some beers in here.
About two months ago, the day after his birthday, I
woke up around three am. He was not home, so
I looked at his location, did some investigating, found out

(47:23):
he was with another woman. I moved out with our
two year old child and after about a month the move.
After the move out, a man from Florida slit in
my DMS. We got on FaceTime, texted for a minute,
and he told me that he wanted to come and
fly me out. He wanted me to come and fly
out so boom flight his books, hotels books. I have
to tell my baby daddy that he needs to keep
our son. The time of the trip, I said it
was a girl's trip. Fast forward, my baby Daddy's at

(47:45):
my house to see my son, and while I was clueless,
I went without my Apple Watch. Oh so now he
found all the messages of Florida Bay and the trip.
So now he's making me feel guilty, saying I'm bogus
that if I go on this trip, he's no longer
going to be nice. How he's saying that I'm doing
this too soon and a whole bunch of bullshit. I
know you both left long relationships. Do you think there's
such thing as too soon? Am I being fast? Or

(48:07):
is he a pus sass? So now you was in
the longest one, so tell us that. Well, if you
were about to watch dogs and you saw her, have
a watch.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
First of all, let's be clear, if we broke up,
we broke from the second we break up. I'm none
of your business no more, agreed at that second. And
also you condition but you can't take it. So so
why let's think about why I moved out this house
in the first place.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Hello, Oh, we might really need to listen to your podcast, girl.
I was just gonna say that is a huge thing
about control. And don't let that nigga be like you're
a mother. No, hell no, Like you need to have
some fun time, You need to meet someone else, get
flute out and have your own favor. Bunky had two
or three years, you need twenty.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah, they already got a nigga all trouble on the
internet right now talking about you and mother.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
So that gets you nowhere. That was my fun.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
But yeah, also, I'm gonna stop being nice. You literally
did the meanest thing in the relationship, like you cheated,
and now now you're gonna start like I mean, I
just yeah, I kind of feel like he It's like
this thing with with like men who really want they
feel like because even if they're not in your life

(49:17):
because you have this kid, they still feel like there's
some some level of control. And some say so that
they have and it's to me that just sounds like, well,
he ain't getting up pussy right now, right, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Honestly, man, I've heard so many baby daddies use that excuse.
If I can't watch your kid while you're with another nigga,
I can't do this so that I guys, So you
want to paying babysitter and you ain't gonna be with
your baby.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
You want gonna take the baby to meet the nigga?
To you, is he coming me showing you my son
need a new pappy?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Pound Town?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
This, this whole story heterosexuality just seems very stressful. Every
time I think about, oh, I should I.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Should maybe do women to give y'all, it's just bitch,
just and I make this ship look fun at all.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
There's always some fighting and dry.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Y'all tell the listeners how to support you in this
time of a strike.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
What's the easiest way to whether it be Come to.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
The comedy clubs, come to the show. Understand, we don't
sell out, we don't make no money. Help us make
this money, can help us pay these bills. We ain't
had a check since April.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Were on the road.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Now the show has to be so hold out for
y'all to make some red.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Do we know that.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Come see us on the Climax tour.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
But right now, like the show, like smil like we
got the most like stand ups that's ever probably that's
ever been working on screen and behind the scenes. Like
literally almost all of us are on tour right now.
Writers stand up. Everybody's on the road. She just got
back from Florida, I just got back from DC. I'm
leaving back out at the end of the at the
end of the week. And she probably she's leaving.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I didn't even realize Quest Love was doing all these
tours because then the game doing a show right now,
like you know.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
So so we out here in these streets. That's how
to support us. But also like you know, so many people.
A lot of people also are just like a lot
of them aren't a lot of actors and writers aren't
stand up comedians like we are. So like they, you know,
repost them. Damn the memes and uh puples and France
dressers screaming at people every day on the news. Go
ahead and repost that and make this and send the

(51:17):
word out.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
No, that's helpful, I really want. I think people genuinely
want to know how to help y'all, how to support you,
especially when they're fans of your work too. So check
them out and also Patreon dot com, Backslash Horrible Decisions,
check out our bonus episodes, our town halls every one
month we do that and yeah, we got to come
to an episode with you and.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Dicey oh one, d Per Please, where the fuck is
your podcast?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Nigga?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I don't have one. I feel like I'm a better
guest podcast guest than I would be hosts. I don't
think people really need to see and hear from me
every single week. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Maybe it's too much when you work together.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
No, no, yeah, people ask me that all the time,
that you need to have podcasts. You'd be having so
many stories. I'm like, yeah, but y'all would get sick
in me.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
You give Twitter legendary like vibes.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
You though, but you know, I just like to pop
up on my friends successful show, you know, and and
be like hey, y'all, and then I do you know?
I feel like I'm a really great guest.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You're fantastic, and you made this show very gay today.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
You know, this show was very gay for y'all for
me twenty nineteen.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
They was tired of me talking with Lady Weezy. Pride
was last month. Okay, we're done.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I have not been gay like two years.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Anyway, do wear birds. Thank y'all for listening.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
If you want to check these two out, please check
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all their work. Do you Asso

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