"30 STINGRAYS IN A WOMAN SUIT!" w/ Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio,
No Listen. People have been complaining that we've been off
roading too much, but when the show itself is twenty
minutes long, we get to up road for an hour
and twenty if we get like three, if we could
do twenty a minute per minute for the show, and
then we get like a next to forty five.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Watched the show? Yeah you saw that's this? What do
you watch it again? If you want to only recap
the show, it's got that.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
We didn't recap the women till all enough that we missed.
We missed the nothing, Oh he was born, they missed,
they missed, we missed this person like not really having
the doctor's orders. And I was like it was living nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Sure walking to.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Another it's so funny to say to other women talk
about what the women talked about.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was like nothing. Everything was nothing. So it's also like,
you're lucky that we could talk for an hour about nothing. Bachelor,
this is what are you nor? The boring season? It's
also like an hour and forty minutes normally, but they're
giving us like forty minutes of content.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
We're giving you and content when when when I got
and I saw it was forty, I was like, fucking,
it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Easy was boring, but I liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
No, this was about much longer than forty.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh yeah, we does welcome another episode of weeks. And
I was already giving from my bushings a lessons just
color for what a murderer's row of fellas. And by
that I mean we have two great guys, say too
tiny men too to not too. Yeah, I know about
miniatures and I'm dealing with giants. Two giants.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Wow, that's because you were surrounded by miniatures for like
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I had like two weeks of it. I knew my
marriage was over quickly. It was it was going great.
And then two weeks of miniatures arriving during the first
two weeks of the package after package arriving of miniature.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
They could survive that, but I was packages of miniature
making materials.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yes. And then I remember Chris Gorham came over with
his child to play with my cats in the yard
and he saw there was like miniature making stuff out
here in the studio and she goes because everybody had
COVID and we were all like so I was alone
with this and I had no witnesses, and she goes,
I didn't know you have kids, and I was like
I don't, I don't know. And I married you and

(02:21):
a man taking up miniatures of a life who's raging
at me, but like he was like a hot head.
He started making like boone warm for he took up
He took up D and D and got like a
he got like a dungeon master, like a license. He
had a dungeons.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
He got a dunge.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
He became like he got a dungeon master license.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You no, like you, you're not the master of this ceremony,
are you?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Officer?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Let's see some And he started.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Making miniatures anyway, That's what I was like, this is
not We had a good run. You can't slide into
that eighteen years.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
In eighteen years in.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
We had dated for six years and then we were
married for twelve and then he took up miniatures. And
then I immediately was like, we need to get divorced.
I can't get out. Did he have a miniature of you?
I probably was like burning at the state. Probably no.
He became her hot head. Tiny his eyes turned black
like a snake. Yeah, like tiny, little, tiny.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Isn't a cold place.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I can't wait. I can't wait to get married, to
get and then cheat to that on TikTok with me
today A man to a man that was going to
be my stepfather.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, I was just close.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
God my mom. My mom was like had like, may
I say a horny reaction to you?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah? And I loved it.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
She was like really and I really nurtured that. Do
you remember her? I like her on stage at the
National Show using the microphone as a suggestion and also
also when the when the person came up in the onesie,
my mother like it was like a it was like
a like a space cat with a pizza, and like
my mom had never seen anything like it. She was

(04:02):
just like really drinking and it was like the most
exciting outfit she'd ever It was not Talbots anymore. It
was like she was like, whoa, Really she was having
a She was having a blast. And she did say
to me, I don't want to date old man Balls.
I want to date Rob Benedict. That's how you do it, lit,
She know, no, keep it tight, keep it high and tight.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
My ball bag is a miniature my balls regularly.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Tiny stick. You know him from Supernatural the Boys. You
know him from the Owen Wilson show called I want
to rename that name?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Almost wasn't sure.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, she never knows. And and then all of a sudden,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
First I don't know. I literally I do have I
short fuse everything, I get panic for everything. But I
did know you were on it, and I'm out of you,
you know.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
And it had a different name when we were shooting it,
so that's why I have to They named it stick later.
I can't remember what it was now, but it was
something okay, great.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, Batter of the Year the last
nine years.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
The last nine years, I'll never get love?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Are you going to find love?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I hope?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
So I think this is if anybody Q four, it's
the Siren.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Ladies and gentlemen, I mean a king, a king, Rob betterday,
thank you? Where were you last weekend? Rob?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Last weekend? I was in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Where were you where you met my mom?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And then where will you be next weekend?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
In Rhode Island at the Rhode Island Comic Con.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Little You're just French Providence.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Hi, Baldwin? How you say cucumbar. I don't know how
you say. I don't know how you say. I am
from Newtown, Massachuset. It's my name is Hillary Hillary Smith,
and I'm not. And now on with the Star, she goes,
I gave it my out, I gave it my all,
and I've been ditched. The accident she ditched the accident
she had was like, you're from like Marvels, from like Newton.

(06:15):
But I have a high voice. And I say this
as a woman. I know what I sound like helium ballooon,
like got impregnated by glitter, and I like I just
spontaneously arrived. She was crazier sounding. She was like, you
know I've been dead, said I've been I was like, whoa,
that's wild.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Spanish like what was before.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Spanish, like like Stania. English was her second language, like
I don't know how it was her first language. She
was like a Boston She's not even Spanish.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
And then she was on the Hillary segment on the
Today Show and she pretended to not know how to
pray cucumber in English.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
She goes, how you saying, I don't know how you say?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
And they were like they didn't know that she was
opposed cucumber, cucumbers. She's like America. It's crazy to me.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
This is Alex's wife.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, because she like two weeks. She did like a
two week trip, like to Buffalo, and she came back
just fully like.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Cat.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
We all know that. Yeah, letter, I saw them all
the stars a legal litter. Speaking of letters, this is
a man that I filmed. I filmed the most important
upcoming show that nobody has it come out yet, because
you even tagged me in anything.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
We filmed, Burying you'll be you'll be like not filmed a.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Full scale production of the Bachelor with cats called The Catcheler,
where he was dressed as a cat, and I was
Jesse Palmer, and we had cat sitters, real cat sitters
vying to cat sit with his cat, Jose, and he
was cospling Jose. Jose, I don't, I'm not a from America.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Cose you said, cucumber, cucumber cats.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
And then and then there was tests and overnights and
stuff to like and crafts and stuff, and we filmed
from multiple days up in chat Days, Catsworth, Chatsworth, Catsworth,
where there was wild peacocks. He talks about that.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
You hear about the regular cocks filming up there.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Up in Chatsworth, there's just free peacocks just roaming. You
feel like you're in the Boogie Night's house where Alfred
Marina Marine, both of them?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
How you said Marina? How you said Marina, which is like, why.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Don't we just all I'm going to just walk around
a bunch?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Which one of visus quarter in your money just to
like a liquor store?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Why not Alfred Marie?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
How you said Marina.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Throwing fire snappers?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
How you say fire snapper?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
How you say whipping?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
How you said Marina? A fire snapper?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Looked like that? But there was one? Get right?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
There is Anderson Thomas Paul. How do you say he
at p marky Marker?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
How you say you sagla, uh huge sausage?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Mad at your ball?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I know that I'm from the Walking with Shonson. Your
culture is.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So ladies and gentlemen. You know him as Dracula, you
know him as the fiance of Yarden. We're still engaged.
I don't know when you're gonna actually put a ring
on it.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Dracula is not here, so I don't know what how
you say German? What happened? I don't even think you
said how you say.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Right, you can't fuck how you say it is key
to this. You see.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I say you, I say you.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Say gentleman, ladies and gentlemen man.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You know, thank you everybody?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
All right? Hi?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, the Cachelor, Well I won't reveal.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
That was the Crazies, Troy.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Is it gonna be?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well, we were getting it's getting cut right now.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I like to film something and have it ready two
years later and uh it up in Chatsworth. Yeah, it's
the porn schedule and but two years.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
But they want to make it perfect.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
The person who won is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Will you?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh so it really was a thing.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yes, write down the name of who won because I
don't remember, and write down what they looked like. So
I really thought were one person. We thought Also with
us Anna, doctor Banana is really busy, but she's gonna
be with me next week in New York for the
finale with our rookies Rookie again, Clara Nevan's and seth
uh seth. Okay, you guys, the chocolate tear sent me chocolates.

(11:18):
What the hot chocolate tear? Oh yeah, okay, yes, okay, okay,
I know exactly who it is. But you guys, ladies
and gentlemen, she's here, and I have a new cat
that needs adopting. And their name is Raindrop. Raindrop. Yes,
we talked about raindrop last week with the chicken bone

(11:38):
in the mouth. No one has applied for rain drops,
and she's been there for eight months. No one has
applied for raindrop.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Where is she?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
She's at this shelter, and I will say the name
after a commercial break. But she's a doll and she's
a Katie Pie, and she's been No one has applied
for raindrop in eight months. You've got to apply for
rain drop. But I've got chocolate, okay, Katie money, Katy money, Levine,
are you gonna help me get rain drop? I mean,
did you see me trying to introduce how you say it?
Garris Reynolds, because I'm I'm I'm I'm dehydrated. I played

(12:12):
tennis this morning.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
With David Wayne Wayne.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, we play tennis sometimes.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
There you go, So Lisa Wayne Drops.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
You just name drop David Wayne. That's a Wayne Drops.
Are you saying Wayne Drop?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't know if I'm pronouncing that Wyne from Boston.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't know how you guys. Wayne drop.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
David Wayne. It's a waynedrop?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Is that a name? Drop David Wayne? But that's where
I played. So I got chocolates, and she A dressed
it because I wanted to marry Charlie Sheen so I
can be Sheen Marine. So she addressed it to Arden
Sheen Marine. This woman, Lisa Holmes from Hot Chocolate. H
o U t eat chocolate. It's I'm gonna have it
at my birthday party. I've invited you. You've never come.
You're invited this year, I said, when is it? It's

(12:58):
December sixth. I sent you in.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I'm not even in town, obviously, but I want.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
To say I know Brazil. Brazil. How you say Brazil?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay, these chocolate. She's going to send me a box
from my party. Oh boy, I'll read these later.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
But whoa, let's get that chocolate out.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Okay, dear Art, and when mel meant.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Poisoned most of these? Okay, please read before eating.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, Okay, get ready, these are the best chocolates. I'm
not even lying, and I'm not even a chocolate gut.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I am a chocolate guping incredible.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, look a look at first of all, there's a
pig chocolate from Cincinnati.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Cinnati Cincinnati in the house.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Thing just comes off.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okatie, you're good at puzzles.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Whoa, let's start with this one. What the wow? Start
with this guy.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
By the way, the people who hate off Rodigger are
not going to be into this opening episode.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
No no, get ready, get ready?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
H oh bone Zone?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Time for the bone Zone? How good? Aren't they soaked? Honestly?
Give a repute?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Is fun?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Unbelievable, Like they're like really nicely text and there's eyes
for the Halloween, for the Halloween, for.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
How you say?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
How do you say? The home? It's like what should
take the best chocolate you have ever had in your life?
Le Rocky Roads bar.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh my god, I'd like to request uh one of these?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yes, Rob and I are also requesting some of these.
Were like, way to go.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Look it has a cat.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
It's cat.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh my gosh, she made cats for us. It looks like, okay,
do you want to look at what they look like? Look?
I want to you want to know how good I
eat it? I'll just admire it. They're gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
This is crazy and fun and you're delicious.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, incredible Wow, what's on the inside of that one?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Have it?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
You do? That's not an answer?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Ate it? Shut up? But these are flat things. I
don't know, like turtles. Maybe they're like turtles. Are they
not the best things you've ever had in your life?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I'm mad at this person.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Chocolate, h are you chocolate? Are they incredible? They're so good?
You know what? What are these ones? Let's look, they're
so cute. Look how cute they are? How talented these are?
This is like a mix. It looks like some cookies
and some other stuff. Can you even one is cute.
It's all like Halloween decorated. So wow, look at that

(15:40):
sweet God, it's so good. I'll send you guys off
with some chocolates. All right, there you go. The people
that hate off roading, you're gonna want to just kill me. Sorry, everybody, guys,
get going. Overall, this was your first episode with mel
Owen's thoughts.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I haven't seen I saw the.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
First one, the first one, and then we lost our Iconsane,
we lost our Diane Passay.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, she's like this.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
That's a big part of this. Nobody's died yet, did
Mel eliminade or God?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
No, not just Mel Mel doesn't want any.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Of these, Okay, Diana, this was Diane.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh mel interesting, Melle has gotten. I think he's the
worst baucheler we've ever had, including Claytor. Yeah, oh yeah,
he's like an old Claytor.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
He's he's worse.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Than old Claytor because he doesn't even want to He
doesn't want any of them, and he can't even fake it.
Claytor at least faked it.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, Claytor, like read the book on how to be
the Bachelor? Right, this guy is.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay went on a podcast saying he only wanted to
date women between forty and fifty five, which means twenty.
So his ex wife he met, they got they were
they he got married I think when he was forty
and she was twenty. Oh my god, which means she's
two years out of high school. Jesus, two years out
of high school.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, Chrystal Leo would say, legal exactly, be fair your guy, yeah,
my boy, best friend name one difference between our philosophy
my boy, my man.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
So that so this guy, the media chained him for
the first episode and he seemed contrite. Yeah, and now
he can't even think when she when Cindy is like,
you haven't asked me one question.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
He's like, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm not I'm not political, okay,
But it felt like if Joe Biden took steroids. Yeah,
like there's very little actual communication happening. Yeah right, But
it felt like he wanted to say stuff but he couldn't.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I think he's so not interested in any of these
women sexually that he can't even but he has to
go through the motions. I think he literally only wants
like twenty five year olds, oh, which is what he
said on a podcast, but now he decided he wanted
to stay. They should have gotten rid of them.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I was surprised that the second one turned out the
way that it did, because I felt like they were
leading up to like she.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Was the one agree, it's actually feeling like that. She
was like, what is happening? Yeah, it actually And I
felt like he was lucky. He's lucky that Peg is
so fun that she she they both were trying to
get some read on him, and she was fun enough
for the both of them to have her give him
an opening. And then he was like, what about the mess?

(18:20):
You know what I mean? Like like he did that? Whatever?
That like right, turn like and he didn't, and then
she was like, Okay, let me try again later. But
like she was a good enough time that she could
keep it going. But she would have been completely in
her right to be like I just asked you a question.
I laid my heart on the ground, and you just
changed the subject and asked about nothing, Like he's so like.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
That old white guy like who there's like he likes
younger women, but there's nothing youthful about him. He's the
most old curmudgeon, doesn't want to go fast than the thing.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Like his sting ray is this stingwy thing was awful.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
They're killing you.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Dude, They're all over her.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
He was such a I won't be with a woman
who's been raid.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
No, he's been who's been wane dropped for raid.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Excuse me, dude, Katie.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You were texting during this sting this stingray. Yeah, tell
me no. He's just like he has no emotion and
he's such.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
A chicken shit yeah, chicken shit, chicken shit.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
He he just is acting like he's having a miserable
time like and he and he's crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
And even Jesse Palmer at the start of the episode
was like, Okay, mel you're gonna have to like, you know,
you're on a dating show.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, you gonna have to open ah sick. I got
a pitch. Jesse Palmer should not be hosting this show.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
He's grown on me.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I'm saying we should have someone age appropriate to bff
with Golden Batch, or let's get a twelve year old.
But Jesse Palmer having a like bro down with it.
It's like weird to be like.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, it's how it's not easy. Yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Mel is particularly terrible, obviously.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, what do we We can play football? Catch?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You play football? What do you want to do? Football? Catch?
How do you feel about it? How do you say it?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Let's get out of here. These women are old. We
should roll, dude, let's bounce palms. Jesus Christ. Those fish
are sick a stingrays. Oh my god, they're all over you.
They're all over her, drown her. She's aware where I
come from. That's proof of witch. Hey, Jesse, get that

(20:42):
shirt off. Yeah, we're the same age. Let's lose the shirts.
Not you women, yucky.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
You be old.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
And they're so cute, socky, yucky yankee.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Nobody told me these bachelorettes are gonna be so old.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
They're all younger than him.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
It's gross. I deserve youth. Look at me, Look at
my my trt.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I can't testostero. You saying testosterone.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, Cindy was killed by a pack of wild rays.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
We need to go.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I won't sit here and watch another old bad get murdered.
The show sucks. Jesse, get a buddy coat. I'm the rookie.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
You're the grizzled vet daughter.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
You keep saying I'm getting a little too old for
this ship. I went behind the ears, Jesse.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I gotta pitch, Jesse, I gotta pitch, and I'm the rookie.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Don't go in the ocean. That's where those murder rays be.
Murder murder rais. Hey, what killed Cindy?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
How you say she dead?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Hey? By the way, thank god over here?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Oh hey, fifty must get murder ray.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Hey, look you know what we do? Throw him in
the ocean. Len beside and deal with him.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
My buddy, my boyside, that's beside.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
And I used to zeus with him. We used to
zeuse beside him back in the day. It was a
different era.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, here we are fantasy sets an Antigua Antiga beautiful,
and mel is like he's like everything special and antiguat
except for me. I'm mel Olwen. So they're at Hammock Cove,
the non Sandals, the geriatric Sandal. He says, no charisma,

(23:08):
He's like, both of them are amazing women. Cindy is
free spirited and she's in love with me. Peg is
really cool, but she's not opened up. Yes she has,
you've not opened up. I have an impossible choice between
two old I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Know which one. It's like I don't want this luggage,
but one has to be carried on.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
When did it get to only two people on the old.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
They don't want on fantasy suite. I think they don't
want old people boning right.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, he can't.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
He can't.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
He can't shoot three out of four days. And I'm
not talking about filming.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I'm not talking about a union thing.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, there's not a union issue. I won't be able
to shoot back to back days. Yes you know what
I'm saying. Good lord. The gear won't even show up
on sets. Yeah, no need to wash those sheets.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
It's like an egg.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Just hit them with a back, get the dust off.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
It's like the turtles that lay their eggs in the sand.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
It's like coughing dust, right, It's like it's like it's
like spider ribs come out. Yeah, so then it's like
Spider Man is shooting Cob with it. So then there's
so then he goes, there is a physical relationship that
we can explore. It's not the most important thing, but
it's the most important thing.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Not with these old bags.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
So then Jesse, they're playing pig ball. He's like, these
are my recovery shoes.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Try them on.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
They're fun, right, jeez, I mean the whole thing, it's
like it's an it's like the Early Bird Special. The
whole thing's in a bite size twenty four minutes in
and out.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
And then they go women, they go cheers man, one
week away from proposal, cheers man, cheers man, weird one
week a week?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeahs a buddy, I want the line clarified.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I know, yeah, we're one week away from a proposal.
He's like, ah, not never in a million years.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Is that Cindy or Peg Not Cindy. Not since the
rays got her, she's damaged. I'm right here. I didn't
like the way those two men were talking to her.
Either quite frankly, that whole posse was an issue.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, it was too many. She was a good she
was great, great, great were the women are great? He's
been two great women.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
You said, Gray, Right, He's been two great women.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
So then he goes, he goes, Wow, I know it's
a hard choice. I'm so lucky. I'm gonna pinch myself
that I got stuck with these old women. So then
which everyone has a daughter. So then he goes. Cindy
was the first out of the limo. It was romantic,
and I and and and then and she said to

(25:59):
me him, I just want you to know I'm really
falling for you. Peg is fun and full of energy.
She's a badass.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Nothing he says, sincere, do you think that he is?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Is he devoid of like that energy or is it
that he's not into being there because.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I think he doesn't want older women.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
But you think there's a personality there.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I don't think he had.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, here's what you need to know. He's actually a
successful athlete. So he played for the Rams for like
eight years, and he coached you Michigan football. And he's
a lawyer. So he's an entitled and he's like, so
he's a rich, entitled guy that's never had to work
for women. He's tall, he could play football, he was
on the Rams, he was he was on the coach
of you Michigan. And he's a and he's an Orange

(26:47):
County lawyer. Well we know the type. Yeah, so he
So he's never had to have any personality. I'm sure
he's been able to get whoever he wants, always right,
and so he has had to put no effort in.
He married a woman twenty years younger, when she was
twenty and he was forty. So when Peg said, why

(27:11):
did you wait to get married? Yeah, I was waiting
for her to get out of sixth grade.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's a weird answer to it was yeah, Gray, it
was like a lawyer. Yeah you did his twice, which
is disgusting. We ended up in the same place. Yeah,
you're a ray. You're thirty raising a woman's suit, aren't you?
You have to tell me.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Are you thirty raising? A moment? Jesse cut her, Tommy,
she's raised.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
They're gonna fall out of her like eggs thirty raised, Cindy,
you thirty rais, isn't you.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
A woman's suit? It's gotta be the episode.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Isn't you No, I can't which one's peg. They're both
Cindy Aha. He's like squid game, only rays with rain.
They got me a regame reg game, Jesse, are you
even real anymore?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Stop talking?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Sindy is mal wait, I'm mel thirty reason a woman.
Something changed when the rays touched you. You became disgusting
her to me.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Disgusting.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Why do you say disgustinger than before?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'd like you to join me in fantasy sweets.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
The lights will be off with your rag. Yeah, you
need to peg me with your ray.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I don't know. It sounds like something a bunch of
raiss saying a woman, boy.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
It's thirty raising. It's like stomach thirty.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Cutter open, Jesse, I'll bet you thirty bucks. Rays fallout.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Then, so then he goes. Peg is full of energy.
So then he pulls up in a dune buggy and
he went two miles an hour. I like the producer
has made him go two miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Maybe I don't know, but then after the ray situation,
you thought, well maybe.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Maybe right right, that's a good point, and then he goes.
So then she took off and He seemed like, for
a second like he was having fun because I like it.
But she's natural.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Her're saying that.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Her carols are loose and dirty and natural. She's got
a musk, a musky stink. I want like. He was
like gearing up, like if I have to fuck when,
I'll fuck the dirty curly.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
He was talking like that, but the shot of him
in the doom Buggy was like, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Well, what I liked was that she was like, fuck this,
I'm just gonna like, yeah, awesome.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I wants her to be the new Bachelor. How you
see bachelor? How do you see bachelor? Baccalaureate. I want
her to be the no bacalaureate. Okay, great, I've been
stressed out, so that's why my little little little antihydrated

(30:02):
and I got. I had a way drop. So then
we have he goes. She's like, okay, well you don't
have to be in love to tell how you feel,
so you know, I want I want him to plan
to like I want to know how you feel. And
he's like, okay, well love is not a word that
I use loosely. She's like, it doesn't have to be love.

(30:25):
I'm I go slow, but like, how do you generally, like,
what are you kind of supposed to be engaged a week?
What is the gist of how you feel at all
about me? She's like, you know, I love what's not
a word I use loosely. I was married, I got heartbroken.
I'm like, okay. So he's like, I'm not sure he
can communicate all both of the women and their daughters.

(30:48):
Both all their daughters hated him. Oh really all the
daughter Katie give a little. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
They were all just they just like immediately saw through him. Yeah,
and they all had heard the podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And then they all were like and they're all young,
like smart gen z girls who actually have like self
esteem and and the like, let me ask you. No,
you're deflecting and let me. I asked you a question.
He's like, fuck you could I play skin football with
your brother?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Skin football?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm going to hang out with your brother skin football.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well, your brother, I'm gonna pick.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Your brother with the thing right, I'd like to date
your son. I don't understand the show.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
So then so then they go. He goes I'm hopeful
she loosens up her tough exterior. Yeah, it is like
he's gallant It's so funny. He's a gas lady. You're
the one. She's been opened the way old guys talk
about women.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah yeah, a.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Little much Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I think yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Smoking yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go cook for yeah,
keep it tight, yeah, keep it tight, stay thirty for.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
This is the guy who pulled up was like, how
am I on my left?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah? Yeah, oh my god, you're so slow. She was
bored in the due buggy. I mean yeah with him,
she was bored in the dune buggy. I should take
pictures of the chocolate. I realized before you will take
take pictures of the cat one, especially the count one.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
They're so cute.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Okay, So I was thinking about how how good are
the chocolate? Aren't they the best chocolates you've ever had?
They really are. Holidays are coming up, Thanksgiving, my Birthday, Christmas.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
New Year, three big ones that people said.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
So, of course, obviously, obviously, oh my god, obviously you're right.
You're right, you're correct, my birthday.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Christ is the forgotten holiday around this night you.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Know anything else? No, you're right. But by the way,
I grew up with an atheist, I grew up with
Santa Christmas. I didn't grow up with Jesus Christmas. I
group with Santa Claus Christ. The difference, well, my dad
was an eighth I grew up with no religion, so
it was just like it was just like the man in.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
The like it was that was Anthony because he grew
up really Catholic. I'm asking with Jesus Christmas or Chris.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
I just like some families.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Jesus I had no I had no baby me. It
was literally like Santa Elves and like it was. My
dad was an atheist, so so we like you know,
we we.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Would sometimes like kinda celebrate Christmas and we had a
fighter plant and.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm sorry that I forgot Honak.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
You're not allowed to do that, Katie.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You can't. We have we have giving, okay for holidays, Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
My birthday, I'll jump in here.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Thanksgiving my birthday.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Don't coddle her. She's going to be decorating other trees.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No Thanksgiving, my birthday, Hanakkah, and New Year's. You could
get these chocolates for all the hot chocolate h o
u t eat chocolate from Cincinnati. They can say unrefrigerated
for a week a week a week.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And by the way, I bet I could push that.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
By the way, if we lived week colder, colder? Yeah,
two weeks, two weeks, two weeks.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
She won't say it because of legal reasons. Does two weeks?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I agree with you, I think, or just stick him
in the fridge. Yeah, why would you natural? Three weeks?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I know, I know a guy. He's fine. He could
spray something on him. Those are the last a month
and a half for sure. It's like the oil in
the honeka lamp. It's supposed last a week, but it'll
go eight.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Week, eat it exactly. Okay. So then he goes. She's fearless,
and she was. She was a really fun driver. He
was a he goes. I knew it was in good
hands because she staves less.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
He's a chicken shit.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, yeah he is.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
He's real tough looking.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
But he's like and he's trying to save face. But
he's a real cower. Yeah it's not sexy. No, Then
he's like, Pig is perfect for me. Her hair is
curly and natural, she's got joy and fun, but she's tough.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Also for summer, I will go to a job. Peg
is good, honestly old. Sorry, just how I feel it
is gross. A woman get older, not as good for me.

(35:16):
Stay young, that better? That better for me, better for me.
I will sue her.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a football lawyer.
I'm a football lawyer.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Like, seriously, even to say she's natural, is.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Weird that everything he's a natural? I was like, yeah,
I was like saying, you think she's like a huge
bush or something like what's happening here? Him like being
like I don't want to be here.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
I don't really want to be with these women, and
it's like he's just trying to think of something.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, because I am Claytor Well, clayor at least.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Was able to like and he played the part he
was like an idiot who like fucked everyone and everyone
was like, go to hell.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
He genuinely seems like the women.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, but he like understood. He was like, this is
a I'm in charge of this, yeah yeah, whereas this
guy's just sort of like, I don't really care for
your tone.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Get off the boat.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
If you have so many questions about love, you're being
a big bitch to me. When I was a boy,
a woman to talk to a man like that, and
that was a better time. You're a part of my French.
But you've been a real bitch ever since you got
to the last two.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I mean over thirty, over thirty.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'd like to invite you to Fantasy Suite. Jesse will
be there. My boy, I'm a man.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
He's a little older.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Than me, but I love the kid.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I love the kid. He's awesome. He's a mentor to me.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
May I spray you for raise Before we get into bed,
I do a quick rate check. I have a poison
that will make them leave you. If they are in there.
You might not have noticed, but something tells me that
you did.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Go oh my god.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Okay, so then she also said it before. He thought
that the rays are gonna be the size of his plate.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
What they're a little big library fell out a complain
form with God.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Like he's so old you've never seen.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I'm sorry. We'd like to send these bags. This is
family style. We want to top us. These rays are crazy.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
The crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Don't touch them.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
They're not real.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Rays are ray.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
These are crazy, bigger than in the pictures, way bigger
than the picture.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Did you have scale on the pictures of raised? No,
the pictures were of a plate. I'm pretty mad. They
weren't that big in the email? What I should you know?
When I was a boy, a woman didn't get to
play with fish like that.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
And things were better economically for most of it. Okay,
we're gonna take a quick break up right back apart
to a pigs date. What is your fantasy you? So
we've just tasted strawberry butter cream, butterfly, hote meal cream pie,

(38:24):
Day of the Dead, chocolate stout cookie, spice butter cream.
It is not flutter fluff for nutter cookie, a cherry bomb,
glorious Oreo stout cookie, vanilla butter cream, and black raspberry
butter cream in credible credible U. There is a layer
that we saw, but we don't see it, so we
don't know where.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
I think it's this one because that one says do
you buy something? And that one looks like do you
buy chocolate? Okay, because I keep seeing that everywhere.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Okay, so we're gonna put that. Okay, So think you
forgot some layers? Which one is your favorite?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (38:55):
I liked the the Day of the Dead chocolate stout
cookie first one.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
I thought creep know this one with the Day of
the Dead guy.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Okay, you can have that which one was your favorite?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
I like the Day of the Dead.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, so we have hoatmeal cream pie.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Flupper Nutter fluff Nutter I think was my favorite. You
could have that, okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I've been looking to eat more fattening things. What's in
that one?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
You're fluffer nutter peanuties with cookies and a bunch.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
And they're they're like whoopie pies. They're like whoopie pies,
like whoop pies. God damn it, I gotta tell you.
And I'm saying this and I'm not really a chocolate goal.
This is the best. She is the most talented. Yes,
it is insane.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Thank you, Katie, Thank you, Katie passing out.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I've been looking to fattening myself up, she said. I
included some of our spooky seamed buckeyes. It made you
some special titty buck guyes because I wanted a titty
buck guy.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Is that a thing? Yeah, yeah, titty.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I call it titty bucke because they look like titties. Dude.
It's so good. And think she by the way we
convinced her. She's now has adopted a litter of forecats.
She's bought a sleep crown this is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
So it's just it's just the best. We just love,
We just love. Anna is the chocolate tear and Becca
is at Anna's friend. How about that?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Good job, ladies. They're the best, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, and you can order them. They they'll ship them
all over. It's hot h hot chocolate h R U
T How you say h H A U T E
A U t E incredible incredible. Okay, well we're back.
By the way, I'm so glad we tasted it all
because she put a lot of love into it. You're

(40:48):
not gonna eat the day of the den the sweet God.
She really makes some amazing stuff. Can you believe it?
The titty buck guys? Do you like the titty buck
guys or the whoope pie worm?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Were the titty buckey the first thing you ate? Oh?
That was great? The tip, Yeah, that's good. That's a
good tip.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I go titties then whoopye.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I've had a lot of that's normally the.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Order I do. You don't go whoopy then?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah? Sometimes I do a mouthful of ditty and the
whoopy wood.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, I feel like the I think it goes titties
and whoopy for me as well. I gotta start with
the titty.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
The teddies get the whoopee, ready to be eating big
bang boo, next thing. And now I'm right inside it.
Everything's wet and I'm covered and goo what And then
the rays come, Rais comes and they turn a regular
old bag into a devil?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Could you believe? This was a crazy crazy We just
want to We're gonna have it. We're gonna have like
sugar explosion. You think I couldn't speak in the first
five minutes, Oh geez, just get ready.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Now I'm wired.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Same, I feel I feel disgusting. Yeah, but but good.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
But great, Okay, really good.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Okay, so focus peels out.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
But I'm like you never been. I could take the
sa t.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Pig is perfect for me. HER's hair is curl and natural.
She's a joy. She's but she's tough.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
She's a woman.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
She goes. My family's protective of me. I am a protector.
She's like, you know what. She was so cool, she
was like you know what. I told him? This is
real for me. Is a slow burn. It's not expected.
She was so organic. She would be such a great lead.
She seems not self conscious in front of the cameras.
She's fun. It doesn't feel like she's there to be famous.

(42:26):
It feels like she is there to find a nice guy.
She's trying to connect, like it's like, Okay, this is
who you've given us. I'm trying. If they gave her
some great selections, she would be an incredible bachelorette. Yeah,
do I have chocolate all over my face? No?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Great?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
No, she goes, she goes, she goes, how are you feeling?
He goes good. Good. She's like, so, how was like
dune bugging?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Good?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Good?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
And then there's in.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Her mind was.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Did you notice where were the suns?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
We were in a different vehicle sanders. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Then he goes, she goes. He always deflects. She's like,
I'm not sure that he's emotionally available. She was like,
I'd love to meet your boys. She's trying. She's so sweet.
She's like he was such a dud. She's like, and
she can't see into the cameras, like, I'm not sure
if mellows, you know, if ABC has to edit that
in because they try to protect their leads. He's start,

(43:28):
this is the best of the worst, Like you know
there is a lot more. Oh god, she's like, because
we all see it. She's like, I just I don't
know if he's emotionally available. So they're on the beach.
They're dancing on the beach to a steel band and
she's like, Okay, all right, we're gonna get some one
on one time. I'm looking at She's like, I'm nervous.
I haven't been with somebody in a while, but I'm
looking forward to it. It's gonna be romantic. She's like,

(43:52):
you know, I've learned in this time what's important to
me being here on the show and getting to see
if mel is emotionally available, like she just she said
at three times, and then she said I need to
see if he's open and honest like something. She's reading
like something's not right. He goes, she goes. He goes,
I'm lucky you are here, and she goes, yeah, I

(44:12):
can see us working out.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Well.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
That surprises me, like, wow, it really happened for me,
like and people were saying to me, is this really?
It is?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
It is?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I feel He's like I feel it too. She goes,
you know, it's funny. I never wanted to get married again,
but being here, you know, I'm starting to feel like
I guess I could see it. You have to sign
a prenup first. You're not getting my shit, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
He didn't like that.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, he didn't like that.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
No, that isn't funny.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I don't like anything funny in general. But that's I know,
that's not.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
You're lucky we gave you any possessions.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I deserve half I deserve.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I get whatever. I am old, you work for me,
you are old mine.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
So then she goes, you exhaust She goes, how do
you feel about us? Not good, he says. She goes,
how do you feel about us? He goes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
That's a very nice compliment. He says, thank.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
You, it's kind of admirable.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
How do you feel a thing about us? I wish
that these women just would have been like, you know what.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
We're actually gonna unionize and you need to like have
opinions on it.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Philip, how do you feel about us?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
And then she goes, I really like you a lot important,
she goes. She goes, I feel like it's almost too
good to be true. He goes, well, I like your
energy and your spirit. These women can.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Do so much better, and it makes me sad. It's like,
maybe they're saying it because it's TV. Maybe they're saying
it because they don't have their phones. And they're like, yeah,
they're stars extra size.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah it's down to two.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
And they're like all right. So then so then there's
lightning and thunder that's trying to save her, trying to
mother Nature is like, bitch, let me get you out
of here. I'm gonna strike. I'm trying to kill him
with lightning. So then she was so excited. She was
like and he and she was like, wow, I haven't
been excited about this, like a partner in a long time.

(46:21):
She said yes to the fantasy suite. Yeah, I suppose
he goes. He goes. She makes me smile. She's fun,
I'm looking for a deeper commitment. He's like, I guess
I could just like get off one night, like you know.
He goes Sweet Dreams and they play Casey in the
Sunshine Band on steel drum, and she goes, that's love.

(46:46):
She goes, and then she goes, she's like, everybody can leave,
we're done, and they woke up in them and then
she goes, don't come a rocket. If it's if it's
don't come a knocking if it's a rocket. There was
like thunder, and then we saw turtles humping and then
his disgusting shoes. And then in the morning, he goes,
why'd you go to bed so early last night? She goes,
She's like, I'm kidding, ha ha, and she goes, it's gone.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
I had sex with her.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, And then he goes, we're quite compatible. And then
she saw I saw. She goes, she was fun. She goes, yeah,
we talked about her divorces. I saw your story. I
had to up my story. And he goes, she's so cool,
and he goes, I'm a likable guy.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Most likable guys say that. Yeah, it's a really big
likable guys that they point out.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Dude. That was the end of the I just was like,
they do it. They definitely did it. I thought they
would because Peg Peg is like a good time.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Do you think he had to take something a little viagra?
For sure?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I bet he popped in viagrea. First of all, she's
not twenty two, and he was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
You wear this mask of your daughter. Here you go
your I had a mask of your son made. We
put this on.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I had a mask of Jesse Palmer Maide and hold
this football.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
There we go. Now say I get half your stuff. Dude,
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I think they did it. I think they did it.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yeah, probably, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
And I think I hope she wins. I don't think
she's gonna win.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
But isn't the loser the winner?

Speaker 6 (48:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I think for this case, I want her to. I
want her to be the bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Well, either way, she's a blast. So then we got
Cindy's spinning out. She's like, oh, she goes her first thing,
she says, spinning out in her hotel room. Is I
hope he has questions for me because he's not asked anything.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Well, and you're probably like, is he really good with
the other one. It's like no, right, it's not like
he likes the other one a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
He's just giving you his game.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't say anything. He doesn't say I.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Hope he has questions for me.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I hope he has questions.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
And she's the one that loves him.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Meg and I had sex. Hello, thank you, Hello there.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Thanks last night, like eight hours ago, eight hours ago,
I was with peg gross right, she's old.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
She may or may not have rays.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Look, I'll be honest, careful, a lot of rays. Sweet God,
do not get into that big pool.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Dude, it's an ocean.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
What what pools? Sure looks like it? Should they go
to sting Rays swimming? She goes, she goes, She goes. Oh,
she was naturally excited.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
She was like, they're like puppies.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
She goes, they're like puppies. They're like angels. That's so sweet.
And he and he goes, I fear that. So they're
in Stingray Bay and he goes, these are big. I'm
nervous about this. These are bigger than I thought.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Eight puppies. Who likes puppies.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
The only thing that's good is they're young. You wouldn't
get it.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
By the way. I thought you were supposed to be
the size of a plate too. Everything should be play miniature,
everything should be out.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
He wanted a miniature Cindy.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I wasn't small enough.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I wasn't small enough mini rays.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
So then they got in and he and he's nervous,
and she gets it. She's adorable, giggling, she puts her
hair up. It's all blind. She was so darling.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
So the ex football player who was a coach chapter that,
and she's a tough guy.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
She was trying to coach him and she was like
nervous and he was like, ah nah.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
She's like, get here, just pett it.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
No, no, no, no, here, We'll sucking out of it.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
He's like hot, and she was like, okay, you're good. Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
She's like okay, i'lllive you alone. Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
And then I'm mad at you for doing it.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
And then he's like, you're emasculating me for like they
were like all. She was like, they were like always
like they like you, like, it's just he's.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Just like standing there, so oddmies also hate me.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
It was tough. Yeah, it was tough.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
But then he eventually went in and didn't like, yeah,
he conquered my fear of this stupid thing to be
afraid of.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, yeah yeah. And then he goes, uh, they love her.
He's like, I'm not touching them. I'm not touching them.
She's like they're soft, Like I'm having none of it. No,
she's like they're harmless. He's like, Cindy made it easy.
She's an incredible woman.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
You were a nice nightmare.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
You were you were a fantastic.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
You almost like you were a rich kid and she
was your nanny and she's to fucking tolerate the reach,
like like you were like Prince William's side.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
What he's saying afterwards does not match the faces making
a coach. Now you say this, Cindy was great, she
was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
It was a night he was a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
She fell into a ray trap. But I can't fault
she's old, her mind isn't with her. Is that what
you wrote down? I didn't read it properly. Cindy's a
devil and she was surrounded by demons, right, That's what
happens when you go in God's pool.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Hey, now no, Then they go she's an incredible woman,
and then he goes, she goes, I missed you. It's
been a profound experience. I like you a lot emotion,
and then she goes, I hope to learn more later,
and he was like, she's trying to be like like
by fucking year and he's like, god, goshall like.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I need a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I need a couple of days. Hey, Jesse, get dad
some epsin sult.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Does it gotta be the night?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Can you wait? My penis is sore and you're covered
in rape.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I one't more.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
You smell like ray. Why'd you go in there with them?
That was the activity they plan?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
You idiot? I like, this episode is nothing about hoops,
chocolate and rays, you fools.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Hag's gonna win. She didn't do ray.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
So then they're getting ready, they're kissing. She's trying to
be flirty. He's just shooting it down. She pulls out
a keyhole dress that's covered in black hair, like gorilla
hair all over the chest. It was like a hairy, black,
deep keyhole dress, showing them tittas. And I'm not talking
about them book guys, honey, And she likes she's beautiful.
They're both beautiful, and and she's like, it's highly unusual

(53:50):
that there's still somewhere? What else in here? How you
say some else?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Say I can't read my writing?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
You say someone else?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
How you saying my writing?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
You see this is someone else? So she's like, is
there anything in particular you're considering between the two of us?
It's like how to get out of both and fuck
your daughters? Like he's so gross, She goes, I love
spending time with you. I love being with you, and
he goes, I like you up. However, there is another person,

(54:22):
he says, as if she's not already spinning out about it.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
This is a TV show.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, she goes, where do you find our alignment? And
he goes, no matter what, a relationship would have to develop,
like because who knows. Boy, that was like her.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Christy explaining the show to the people who have been
doing the show.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, yeah, I can't. Yeah, that conversation was so weird.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
And then she goes, you don't really have any questions
for me, you know what?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
The what the people who are the Bachelor, the Bachelorette,
they normally they get it. They're like, you gotta make
it interesting, bring them along.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
By the way, Also the younger people they don't ask
questions either, but the young woman and just sort of flirt.
He doesn't want to be with any of these ways,
at least, like.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah, but as a viewer, you're like, oh, I don't
know who it's gonna be. You're like someone is He's.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Going he doesn't want to be with either of them.
And these women have been through some ship and they
like themselves, and both of them are saying, he's not
asking me anything.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
And there's no affection either. There's always affection with the
younger child.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
She kept trying.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
She was trying.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, yeah, she goes, you don't really have any questions
for me. I've grappled with that. Do you see a
future with us? He goes, it's difficult, it takes time.
I'm making educated choices. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
She goes, like talking with Ai, and he goes, I'm
what choices I'll make will be educated.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
The future is unknown. Still okay, she goes, I'm not
gonna He goes, I'm not going to take a leap
of faith.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
On the show.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
And he goes, she said, well, you knew what this
show was when you agreed to be the Golden Bachelor.
She said that she called out what they were all
you know you are. You are searching for a partner.
That's a leap of faith. Why do you want to
get married? Like, why did you wait for the right time?
He's like, you know what, you took a long time
being married. I was I waited, Yeah, but it's for

(56:22):
twenty five years. You're gonna wait to be married. I
don't know. I don't want to be married twice. It
was just crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, he was really weird about all.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
He doesn't want to be with other of them, and
he's a lawyer and he doesn't want to be like
I never said it, I never said it. Yeah right,
he goes, I like you a lot.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I was twenty when my first wife wasn't born.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah he has, and he goes, he goes, I'm a
reasonable man. This is not the time to seize up.
And I want to feel like my partner. I want
to feel like my partner's excited about me. He goes, well,
if there's a will, there's a way. She's like, oh, okay,
Well that begs to question, is there a will?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Great?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Great? Freezing? Great?

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, great freezing? And that's our cut, right, that's our cut.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be
right back. That's the fantasy sweet time.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
What is your fantasy television?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
And we're back.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
So so okay.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
So to me, he's like made me feel like maybe
got hit one too many times?

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah, he just Andy's a dick.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
How can you not simple? Yes, Andy, I think.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
He's so entitled. Andy's a lawyer and he's been hitting
the head.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah's not interested.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
No, Yeah, he doesn't want.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
To He doesn't want to date either of them. He's
grossed out by them. He wants to be the bachelor.
He wants young women. He's never had to work for it.
He's been hitting the hat a lot, and he's a dud. Yeah,
he's our worst lead, including Ari, including Claytor. At least
Aris still with his lady. They have a well he

(58:09):
left her for the Remember that awful Airbnb walk about.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Right right, But I'm saying he he He was the
Bachelor twice.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Wasn't he? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, was.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Bringing back for another run older women.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
So here we are, here we are. Who do you think?
Who do you think is gonna win? You didn't listen to?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Sorry? Who do you think is gonna win?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Jesus and nobody? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Do you think he's gonna propose to nobody?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I don't know it feels.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
How's it gonna end? Or or he doesn't want to
propose to anybody? Might be like, let's just kind of
like date for a week and I'll break up with you.
Who's he gonna say that to Peg? Because she's fun,
because she's at least like makes it like, so he
doesn't have to and he can like she had sex.
They have sex once or twice.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Cindy was definitely like asking more questions and a little
more pointed.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Peg was a little more go with the fly. Yeah.
Peg was kind of like whatever it is, or it is, Yeah,
that's good. She talked less. Cindy too much stuff about
how you felt.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Yeah, terrible to listen to.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah, or maybe like whoever it is, maybe it's Peg,
but it won't be an engagement'll be like let's try this.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, I think it'll be that, and then they won't.
Still they won't still be.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Right after the show. That was horrible.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
That was that was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
That was gross.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
That was so gross.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
I picked the two hottest but still.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yuck, so gross. That was so gross.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
We're either of them on our top Great question?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Great question? It okay, I got so Karen McCullough, who
wrote who wrote Legally Blonde? She listens to the pod
and she's been listening to a podcast about Uh, she's
been listening to Deer Shandy and uh he saw who
won last season of The Golden Bachelor. Gary had a

(01:00:03):
book that just came out and Teresa just responded to it.
And so listen to this is a message from Karen
talking about what she said about Gary.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
You have to do this in pieces.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
She says he has a terrible, terrible temper like jackal
Hyde would scream at her, say mean things, complain that
her house was too small. When they were near his house,
they were walking and he points to a shed and said,
that's where I'm going to hide your body when I
kill you and chop it up into little pieces. And
he did not have a smile on his face. He
called her an East Coast snob because she wouldn't eat

(01:00:34):
cold cuts.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
And then he also and then she she texted me
they hit a terrible temper, yelled at her, called her names,
complained a lot, and told Faith the night before the
wedding that he didn't want to do it. Who he
slept with? Who? No, it wasn't Faith, It was Leslie.
It was Leslie.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Wait did they get married?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yes? And then he like, I think because.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Divorced already.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, yeah, like like three months. By the way, none
of us chose any of these women we did it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
None of them we knew.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
We knew. Wow, wow, wow, can you even all right?
So you think it's good both of it's gonna be Peg,
and it's gonna be like our friendship situation with.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Peg based on that episode. But the show, you know,
they have a way of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Making he there's a possibility that he is thinking a
little more than maybe he's letting on because.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Of the CTE.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Yeah, so maybe there is something going on. So maybe
he is like, I will propose to her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
It could also be to Peg, yeah, because she's fine. Yeah,
they might be giving us the mislead edity that it
could be Cindy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Because at the beginning of the intro of this episode,
because I hadn't watched the last one, yeah, I was like, oh,
obviously the second one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
What's her name, Cindy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Cindy is at the front runner because she said I
love you, I think the front runner.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
So maybe they're messing with us and they're.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Editing Peggy started where she was like, I need to
get to know him better. But she's a blast, and
he's kind of saying the same thing about her.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I don't know, what do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
You think, Katie?

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
I mean, I think both of these women des are
so much better than him. To even like choose one
that's gonna win feels mean, but.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
You have to pick them because it's a game. They
could be like pick you think he's gonna pick peg,
but not propose.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
I think he has to propose, right technically, does he does?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
I think he will because he's a little bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Okay, do you think he'll propose?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Well, I don't know. I think I think he'll get like, well,
we don't have any posts of the week this week
because we're recording a day early and it hasn't aired.
And next week is going to uh be a day
late because I'm filming Thursday, so we're gonna and Wednesday
and thursdays, so I'm gonna record it Friday in New York,

(01:02:52):
so it'll.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Be it'll be like, what are you recording? What are
you filming?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I'm filming something that I'm gonna talk to you about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Okay, so I would I'm the Sag.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Do you want to come play Sag?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
After two?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Do you want to come play Eligible? Do you want
to come.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Play Hartly me for the fucking day?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I'll hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I'm not saying, but I just love to be ta
Hartly hang out by craft.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Do you want to play? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Hold on the text the no, I probably can't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Oh Okay, well it would be in New York Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
If they flew your in. No, no, you don't fly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
You don't fly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
You know, I thought you I thought that's how you drive.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Drive because I hate flying.

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take a. I love am Trak. You can get there
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Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
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(01:08:19):
put the review on pretty much and that we really
appreciate it. Rob, what a full joy and delight. What
would you like to promote?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Oh gosh, well, I just I'm doing these.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
I have my podcast, my rewatch podcasts for Supernatural.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Tell me Everything, and uh and uh yeah, we're we're
watching Supernatural, the show that we were on that we've
never watched, and we watch it and talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
How does it feel rewatching it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Uh, it's good. It's a good show. I get white
people like it. Yeah, yeah, and uh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
And then we have our podcast Kings Oficon that Rich
and I do. Yeah and uh yeah, so we're doing
that and we've been going around a lot of the
comic cons. Will be at Rhode Island Comic on this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
That's so fun. What would you like to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Well, Yard and Yes, King, I have a new podcast
called next We have What You Did? Okay, it's you
don't just say okay it happened.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I did we give advice? We give advice? Well, no,
it's different shows. I was just pulling, pulling, I'm trying
to find rain drop. I sensed that I was just
trying to find Raine Waindrop.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
It's just quick segments games. It's very silly, so fun.
You should do it three or four segments per episode.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Still doing the doctors in or so, what do you what?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
We're here to help, Jake Johnson. We solve problems that one. Yeah,
I was still rocking along awesome, So listen to those.
I'll have a special out soon. So to find out
all that stuff, go to follow me at Reynolds Gareth
and I'm always on the road. You can go to
Gareth Reynolds dot com for tickets and information.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Okay, this is rain drop from tih My god, this
is Nobody stopped for rain drop on the side of
the road. So then they thought something. They thought it
had a hole in the of his mouth, that it
was a chicken bone stock.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
I've been there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Yeah, so then look at cat. Now look at rain drop.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
So rain drop, now, raindrop is so cute. Someone will
be so lucky. No one has put in an application
for rain drop. How much is the application It's probably
like two hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
All right, how about this, I'll wave the application fee.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
We'll pay for the application fee. It's for tipped ears. Yeah,
in La it's tipped ears. Let's look and see where
they are. Let's see tipped tears. They're in Compton. They're
in Coompton and they and they. Isn't that cat so sweet? Yes?
And no one has applied in a year for.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Rain Drop, God's sake.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
And they's such a sweet cat, Tipped tears. D m us.
We'll pay for the application fee. We just need this cat.
It's such a love of a cat. And it's like
a little white kiddy that just like was. Nobody would
stop for the cat. How about that? Yeah, he's been

(01:11:16):
if I don't want to, I said, I'm on a
missionan this kid he adopted, he said, they said, thank
you so much. We greatly appreciate. He's been through a
lot has He's been in a posterpher over eight months
with zero interested. So sad no one's interested. Will you
adopt rain Drop?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
I'll I'll show you'll try try.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Yeah. Oh my god. If you adopted rain Drop, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
I mean you're real boy, that's only gonna you're stuck's
only going to fly through the roof more with these people.
Everyone already loves you too much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
If you adopted Raindrop, don't you then I'll be adopting Rob.
I'm gonna send you Raindrop. I will out adorable.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
You're I'm gonna I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
I'm gonna literally, I'm gonna say, I'm getting a million dollars.
Also tell you that one point six one point six
million people have seen this and no one is applied.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I saw one hundred and seventy thousand likes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
No one has applied.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
They have one hundred and seventy thousand likes one point
six million People's the catch. I don't know. People I
think just want to do it right, and no one
I think just like they just like to see stuff,
but nobody actually like wants to step up to the
bat and take them in.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Send it to me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Cats are the easiest lift.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Oh dude, I love It's so nice having it and
rain Drop just seems like a love Yeah, okay, rain Drop. Okay,
my work is done here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Good job.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Oh my god, you guys. Okay, I'm sorry now I'm focused.
I had so much fun when I did your podcast.
I was just trying to find rain Drop because I
said it earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Wise choice, rain Drop was a better call to find
a chicken bone fell out of it. That's by the
way where I come from. That's good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I also kicking bone falls out of your cat's mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Jordan Carlos has a new book you can order called
Sure Play, The Marriage Saving Magic of Getting Your Head
out of your Ass. He's a funny comedian. He's done
our podcast a bunch, so you can order his. He's
a lovely guy. He just wrote it, so that's like
a fun He's like a happy family guy. And it's
like a fun book coming up. And don't forget to

(01:13:25):
order Hosts chocolate. My stomach is full, honestly, Oh my,
my stomach and my and the chocolate's here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
They should make remember the Obama hope poster. They should
do that with the pig head and say, hote under it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Okay, Katie, what do you want to promote? Adopt rain
drap rain.

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Drop, go to your local shelter, adopt foster and animal
la right now dot Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yeah, a dog, A foster a dog? Can I I
just missed you both. I'm really every time I get
to do it with you, it's like I got my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Well, I'm missed doing the show there. I was just
so god I was gone so much. I kept being like,
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
And then I could you just take your special?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Yeah, which I was gonna say. The end of my
special is all about animals the last like twenty minutes,
and it does end with the plea to adopt the animals,
which yeah, stolen from Katio.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
I mean, you are so fucking funny. I can't wait
to see your special. I want to see your stand up.
You're so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Something better happened, because I'm not You're gonna love fun
Nothing happens after this the catcheler, you got the catcheler,
and after that then okay, then I'll be living in
Chatsworth with peacocks.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
You got your pig head with the Yeah, that's not
been taking off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Okay, until next time, my name is a Bye. Okay.
This is a little addendum to the podcast because and
I also feel like this person and our chocolate's here,
and I think Whitney will be okay with this. Should
each receive a triple banger of all of the books.
I think they should each receive this. I received the

(01:15:04):
nicest letter in the box of chocolates from Anna the
Chocolate tear sister Becca. Okay, this was printed and put
in and I didn't come. I we didn't have time
to read it today, so I just wanted to add it.
And I just wanted to thank her for the nicest letter,
Dear Arden. When Mel met Debbie's twin sister at hometowns
and said, I'm the twin if you can believe it,

(01:15:26):
Anne and her sister turned to me and said, that
was you at Union Hall. Devastating but fair. I'm the
chocolate tears sister. I have nothing to contribute to the podcast,
so I'll keep encouraging Anna to send you chocolate. Please
don't birthday parties de zib six.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I got to send Juli your invites.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
I started listening to the podcast in twenty fifteen, and
you have helped me through so many difficult times since then.
Some millennials have comfort TV shows they listen to all
the time. For me, it's old seasons of your show.
I've easily This is so sweet, this makes me I've
easily listened to most episodes ten times, including Patreon, I'm

(01:16:04):
currently listening to you. Tana soon to be renamed Doctor Banana,
and Alaric in twenty eighteen, debate how rich Venmo John
is while you tolerate watching Crystal and the Goose fall
in love. It's been such a privilege to hear your
journey over the past decade. The closer I get to
the episode of JJ's passing, the more choked up I

(01:16:26):
get when she's mentioned, I'll cry, as I always do
when I get there. Oh, I mean that just makes
it such a touching thing. You guys are so touching.
I love our audience like that. You guys cared when
she passed. Everyone was so kind. Your strength and humor
and vulnerability in the face of tragedy has shaped me profoundly.
You've shown that life can be beautiful and fun again

(01:16:49):
after you've lost everything multiple times over raw This is
a message I've really needed to hear, and I'm sure
countless others listeners agree. You're the only reason I keep
coming back to this stupid TV show, which Anna and
I have started calling our homework to prepare for the podcast.
Thanks for having such an impact on my life, and
for convincing me to watch Summer House and then all

(01:17:10):
of Bravo best show ever to adopt a litter of forecats. Obviously,
you have to adopt. Somebody has to adopt Rain drop.
Please to buy a sleep crown and to laugh at
myself will also becoming a champion. I don't make chocolate,
so here's some less delicious love and appreciation Love Becca. Ps.

(01:17:30):
I also have crippling insomnia. The thing that helped me
the most is a book called The Sleep Solution by
Chris Winter. It didn't fix my sleep, but it made
it a lot less scary. What I touching, thoughtful? Sincere,
I fully feel seen, I see you. I receive your
letter Anna, the carry you put into the chocolate, Becca,

(01:17:54):
the love of the podcast and your love of your sister,
and like coming to the shows, and this incredibly touching letter.
I will keep this and uh and I thank you
for it, and I feel like you both deserve a three.
The three the three Books, a set of the three books.
So there you go. That's how you do it, guys.

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in your tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I feels so good. I just got one little question, Bringer.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
Where you accept this roll? Will you accept this rolls?
Listen to your world? Who accepting these roles in to

(01:18:47):
your world?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Will you accept this? Roses a production of iHeartRadio. For
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