"47 IS THE NEW 23!" w/ Jim Jefferies and Gareth Reynolds

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio?
Oh my god? What what? Happy Valentine's Day everybody, and
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Day?

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Is my birthday?

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So celebrate that.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Hey, hey, I have to buy someone flowers on my birthday.
It seems like a fair deal. Or I'm in trouble.
The walk day of the year where you watched it
by you did not? But I'm still dishing and out.
Happy birthday to mate, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're walking to another episode of week's episode was mining
his Armory Company from my bougie garage on Los Angeles,
California with me since his Valenti's Day is birthday, boy,
birthday baby.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Karen forty seven, No one ever.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Has yeah carrying forty seven like it's his job. He
is thriving. He's a champion. You know him from like
every single Netflix special. How many Netflix specials do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I have five Netflix specials, but nine specials in total,
because I've got an HBO and a showtime and.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Fancy do you have a favorite?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I do?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
My favorite one is the least viewed one. It's called Alcoholocaust.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's a great title. Well, you also know the least view.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Well it was. It was on Showtime, yeah, with that title.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
But then yeah, this was back in the days before streamers,
when on TV and then away and now.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's on YouTube somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I think someone else is making money because it's got
like a couple of million views, but I don't know
that's the Beast.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So there's some guys like Jim, are you gonna come
after me? This is a mortgage.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'm not allowed to do a Showtime owner, so I'm
not allowed.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Someone somebody is thriving, and that somebody is Anna.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
It was called that af It was was going to
called something else, but then I got so drunk during
the recording that I thought I'll make it look like
it was blood.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Wait, you got so drunk at the taping of it.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I got so blind drunk during that special that I
didn't remember the special.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Wow wow.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
And then I watched it back.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I was like, pretty good, this. It looks really unprofessional
if I'm drunk. But if we say that's the thief, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Do you watch my next special Heroin That is a
great idea.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
It's like rock Bottom.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
He killed.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
The next special was called fully Functional.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
For that one, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Jim Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Also here is a man who has a new podcast
that is just revolutionizing.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Jim's been on it.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I have a bit on it.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You will be okay, great?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
What was your question that you brought?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
What did we do now?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
He helped us advice. It was like a couple. I
think a woman needed help role playing.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
That's we helped him. So you got really drunk and
you don't remember any of it.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
And then he could be the man who gets uh
six with a really drunk girl.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Two podcasts called We're Here to Help. You know him
as a writer from Arrested Development. You know him as
a writer from h You're the Worst. He's a brilliant
stand up comedian.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Zero specials on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
He's the host of the also you have your special.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah YouTube, and it's me who benefits I'm doing Ladies,
thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Racula, Dracula, you were such a hit with Jerry Traynor.
The jareded episode was a real hit.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well where everybody's talking.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, And of course we have doctor Hannah Montana, Ariana
Rosanna Rosanna Dana, doctor Banana. I love doctor and the
one the only k T. Money Levey. Well, let's just
get right to it. Sure, all right, Look, I know
what we all want to talk about. I'm just gonna
give the sort of headline which we're gonna get to,
which is the two on one with freaking Sydney and Maria.

(04:30):
I just want to say before we get to it,
as a woman from Rhode Island, are.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
You asking me?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Are you you're a woman?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Could they have picked a less fun like? Is this
the least fun person that has ever been on like Sydney?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sydney is a man from Sydney.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
She's such a drag, She's she's horrible. She's a fun sponge.
She just is like so to fucking trip. She just
sucks the spot fun out of anything.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
And Maria.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
At first with Maria, I thought she was this season's Victoria, Yes,
which we all know, my love.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Victoria Victoria Fuller.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yes, yes, I thought.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
And then she when she did that, I'm going to
slip into something a little bit more comfortable because she
didn't have to do it with him. She could have
gotten comfortable before she saw him. Yeah, she stopped the
conversation and I thought she's a bit and then Canadian
knowing oh you know what they're like? And then and
now I'm all team Maria.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh yes, well she also had to go Maria.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I am tima Maria.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well she had to go against Sydney. So she does
look so much better around her.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I mean, like this, but I didn't even say anything.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
He does that.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, I mean she's actually right, because this is the
stupidest feud. This is the most un did.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
You tell someone off?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yes, when they were being mean to mended myself.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Sidneys in a fight with herself because she keeps me like,
what do you want from me?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
What else can I do? You're talking to a mirror.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
This is her full mindlag to get to paradise.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh yeah, I don't think she'll get to paradise.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I think she might be.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Too insane and like I I honestly couldn't tell.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
She was like the Paradise.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Material and Sydney will both go to paradise. Yeah, one goes.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You're talking about heaven? Right when the bachelor dies, he
goes to paradise.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, when I Love Island contestant does they.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Go to purgatory?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So here we are, we are starting out, We're in
uh Malta.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
They do that the little preview they do at the.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Beginning, you like the negative.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Many many years ago, about five years ago, there was
a thing that went around the internet that I died
in a car crash in Malta.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Wowow, And it got to me really quick.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
I was like, the picture was me being interviewed by
TMZ next to a baggage carousel.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Heavy packer, and.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I named the type of car and the locate. There
was someone I think with my name anyway, so when
I've ever been to molder but it looks lovely.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, but anyway, so.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
When I died, someone sent it to me right away,
and within within fifteen minutes of this coming out, I wrote, Hey,
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Dead you email. Yeah, I just just put it on
my social media. Hey I'm not the president. If I
had my time over, I would have given it six
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I've had my off and watched the memorialization of yourself?
What is the greatest of all?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I got about three comments that's so sad, and then
I nipped it.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
You could have had anyone that ever took a photo
with you.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Was so great.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's well, how quickly people want to capitalize having been
next to somebody that was once alive and is no longer.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Very long alcohol acaust.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Special.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Okay, so we're Joey says, if you're bringing someone to
the Altar, you have to hang out in Malta. It's pney.
Did that hurt your feelings?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Jim? Why? It just as a comedian with an okay.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Great, So so they are Lexi, Lexi gets a date.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
It's not really a pun, though, It's just a pun
would be that he'd have to do a ply on the.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
World like a Maltar ego. Yeah, yes, it was good
that you did the double back. He's like, but one
more thing.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
So they go on a date he's going with which
went great? Which went great?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's not any.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Observation, Harry Punny is your next special called He's so punny?
That's a pun. So they go on a date and
we find out his first thing when he travels he
loves history. Do you believe that?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yes, that's why he went out there to see all
the tennis courts of mal He's like an hochaeologist, he
really is.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, he's like if Pete Sampras was Indiana, Johnes.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yes, that be a hairy Indiana joke. Younger people won't
know that. But he was a hairy man.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yes, yes, and then the hairline betrayed him too, and
yeah the hot girl yes yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
She was like we have enough money?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't. Yes, I'm gonna take you and put you
on a shelf and elf on a shelf. Wow.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well we find out they him must just be sitting
in the hasht now going. You're Harry, You're pretty.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's what keeps us together.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Thursday stick together like.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Nor they cannot leave there twine.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Harry's around like a baby bule.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
She hasn't been waxed in years.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
He does that like party trick where she runs and
jumps into his chest.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
There you go, there's our there's our visual for our
our So then we have so so then we have
Joey says to her, I feel safe and seen with
legsy if that not the most like twenty two year
old man versus like, I feel this very safe and
see have you ever said to a woman I feel
safe and seen by you?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
This episode has so many cliche uh, like, how many
A going to say?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
This is my truth? I know this episode.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I I just want to speak my truth. I just
want one of them just to go that one was alive.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I just feel very seen about you. I feel
very seen, very intentional, my intentionality.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
I think at the end he gave her a necklace
with half a heart, and then he had half a
heart when they get back there.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, they feel very like they're pretty cute there, like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
She's got a little bit of the I'm going to
talk about. She looks a little bit like Lana's the
porn start with some big fan of both.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Say that that wasn't his truth.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yes, yeah, let me show you.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know, we're not allowed to have phones.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
We think her baby might be Blake Griffin.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
It was one of the nets, and the baby looks
a lot like Terry.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Terry was allegedly the son of Diana's Polaro and he
was just like the guy.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, so then Polo instructors love the fu. We know
that I know that.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
He was he was he was a major in the army.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yeah, yes, he's like a bodyguard or something.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
So then uh oh that's cool. So uh Lexi, Lexi,
they go to a church and she's like and she's like, wow,
this is just really moving. I just feel really choked up.
I'm emotional reminds me of my grandfather he died. He
was a painter. He would have loved There's you cannot
get through without lots of little candy trail of trauma.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
And when you say painter, pitches uses.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Yeah, interior flat was his favorite style.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Egg shell egg shell guy, He's just sure. And Williams,
She's like, I just feel very emotional. It's just a
very emotional experience. It's just very special for me.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, it feels like this like sort of what Jim
was saying, like they there's is there more unloading this
season than normal? I feel like everyone is like yeah,
because I feel like the touchphrase of thanks for sharing
that with like every time.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
My brother has become obsessed with how much coaching these
guys have to get in order to actively He's like,
because men are not naturally like this.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I know more about Lexi's into matrices than I do
about my own.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
So so then so then she's like, you know, I'm
very excited. I want to talk to you about a
sensitive topic. And then we meet the priest David. The
priest David is incredible. He's like, you can name your
baby after me. This feels weird.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
It also feels weird to ask a priest what is
the key to a successful union? Like, I don't know,
jacking off a lot, that's all I can do.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
He's like, I could to be happy. You're a couple
who looks good together. Are you ready for a family?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I think they're like, she must retrospect that question for her.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Was told them, you know they made that priest, like
they had that priest in there, look like you.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Make hard some sons.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
No one here has indeed do they? They handed me
the card. Nobody else do they. I'm assuming the silence
says no, what a litter you'll have.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
So then she's worried that he's not gonna want her. Meanwhile,
there's a card that a RUSS when.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
You get to Maya and you can't get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Specialists, we're god.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
So then so meanwhile the group date guard gets handed out.
We find out that Da Sydney and Maria are not.
Sydney also clear, and she's starting to feel sick because
of the stress of dealing with Maria.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
Which we haven't seen one second.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's insane.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
All these cameras are missing.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
She's crying and she goes, I am sick of being disrespected.
It is not fair. I don't deserve this. This is
too much for one person to handle. We're like, what
are you even talking about?

Speaker 4 (15:46):
I'm gonna be disappointed in the other women not sticking
up from Maria. They've all gone yes someone I'm not
saying to him, I think, what the going on?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
What did she do?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
She was too sexy?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Bitches?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Will we all go on Sydney?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
All she did was be too sexy and change into
something more.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
She should keep suggesting, she should keep saying she's going
to slip into something more comfortable, over and.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Over and then just keep coming out and wild, eventually
naked pasties and like, yes, So I think that sex.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
With Sydney slip into something uncomfortable, Okay, So.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Then off we go. Okay, so that Sydney alcoholocaust. So
then she goes the date with So then we're on
the date with Joey and Lexie and she's like, you know,
I'm going to open up. I haven't been that open
with my emotions normally. It's just been work, work, work.
It's very rare that you actually hear any of these
contestants talk about work. What is her job?

Speaker 7 (16:58):
She was the summer program and am I oh really
remember it.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Says that she's a digital strategist. We made fun of it,
but the reality is the smartest she went to m
I T.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Remember we made fun of because it was just why
does it.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Sound like she's an influencer when it says digital strategy
strategist m I T.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
School.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Strategy could be like.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
If you work in marketing and you're trying to strategize
how to basically sell us?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, all right, okay, so she was, she worked, she
went to New York and she was at her job
and she got ill and then yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's airborne.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's stage five now. So it was it's look a
lot of people, a lot of people haven't.

Speaker 11 (17:48):
There can be it can be very serious. You have
some people, some women have to get hys directomies because.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's shouldn't it be called the hers directomy? Am I
just yes, Queen, I feel very thank you, just for me.
I just think it's so man.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
We've learned anything from her history?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, Jim and I also believe it should be called that.
Super Ally. We're both we're both really big allies.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Whatever this is our feminist episode.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Listen, it's time.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
This is our women with a Y episode.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Rose.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, so show, so they go and she found out
so she may not be able to have her own kids,
which is sad. But this I do, I mean, but yeah,
that's a lot to unpack it. But that's the thing
I'm on. I mean, it feels like a lot.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
To women, A lot of them have a lot of
there's a lot of stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yes you should have told that us that the first
time we did the podcast.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
But yes, right now, a lot of people their friendship
being a realized she was.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Turned so quickly.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah, I'm like Lexi's ex boyfriend who just left off.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Surely that must have been other reasons. Also, I used
to throw plates at him.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I stole his phone, but it was definitely the dmetrio.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I stole his phone. But yeah, it's a lot to
say worst case scenario. You can also like get eggs
and like maybe there's.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Like I'm going on a Lexi's fine, you put with
A and then.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
But I'm not trying to downplay it. And it sounds
like hers is very severe, but she still sounds like
hers was really bad.

Speaker 11 (19:43):
It sounds like also she really wants kids. She probably
wants to be able to carry.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yes, I understand that. I get that it's not gonna
be an easy ride.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
It's a complicated when you are in this situation, like
you get your one on one time with the person,
they feel like they have to unload everything. Am I real?
Am end of the boat? And you do the end
of Matria?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Been under a breath of the end?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, also incurable aids. Can we get the check? Do
we have to pay? Even I don't and I murdered,
so we should go?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I feel like, yeah, it feels like Timmy, I agree
with you, Like does he need to know his date one?
Because it's also not a guarantee that she can't.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I would.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
His sperm's working.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
He lives, he lives his sister.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
He hasn't gotten a pregnant once.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, it's unbelievable, which is against Arkansas law.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I feel I feel like, why don't you just go
have fun? You guys have And then seven they.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Went to a church. The priest talked about family and
now she's like, I can't have kids, and it's like
I don't know your last and he lives with his
there's a lot of complications to come after the show.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yes, it feels like again to me as your dating coach, unofficially,
just save it till date seventy seven or nine ten ten,
the Double Digital.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Do you want to have kids with Joey?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, that's a that's a really fair pushback to.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Beau used do anything about the bachelors that were eligible
bachelor's not just good looking bachelor's.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, yeah, they were eligible.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
But I'm not saying that women should dite me in
with money. But am fishing is a sixty. Yeah, someone
would drive a tennis coach in Maloi. Yeah, come on, now,
come on there, come on there.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
He's not even in Malley anymore. He lives at the
sister in Pennsylvania's living.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I don't want to get die. It's it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I mean Pennsylvania tennis coach does have less of a
ring though, that's like endometriosis of the job.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Okay, okay, So then she feels called to be a mother.
She's tearing up. He does the thumb tier white and
then so then he looked shocked. He's like, well, this
is all heavy. It's a lot to take in, this
is a lot to handle. But it doesn't scare me.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
There's a lot so she's not that all.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, there's a lot of other ways to create a family.
There's so much more to Lexi than that she's crying.
She goes, I feel so seen. Everybody's feeling seen.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
When you look like Lexi, you've been seen.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you, Alexi?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah I feel seen? All right?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Any final things before we take a break on le
Do you think Lexie's gonna win?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Jim, I do you do?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I think's the front runner or the girl with the
cocklear implant Daisy Daisy.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I think she's going to be our next bachelorette. I
think she's going to be number two. And I think
she's going to be the Christmas Tree Farm Bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah. They bring a whole lot of dayja.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Okay, any final any final thoughts? Garrett? Do you think
do you think?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I don't think. I don't think she will win?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Okay, who do you think will win?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I think it's going to be I mean, honestly, Maria,
I think has a good shot.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Wow, sexy never wins.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
Never win.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Can we all just talk about how has just lasted
so long? Yes, she's she's.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
The one that was kind of a troublemaker.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
On the first calmed down, she got the first impression.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
She might out with him, and they went said.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Ki poo, kissy pooh.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
And then I think she was more of a Sydney
go because when Sydney later on, I don't want to
ruin anything.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
But then she seemed a little.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Bit like, yeah, yeah, oh no. I also, i'd say,
Kelsey take both Kelsey's.

Speaker 11 (23:50):
Yeah, just gonna say, he really likes both Kelsey's Like
Kelsey A keeps surprising.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
Me because I feel like we don't see them talk.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And then when they like, I like you, Yeah, he
likes we're.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
So perfect together, and I'm like, we haven't seen you
speak though. It's very strange.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
KT money Doctor Benene. Any final thoughts on Lexi and
the date and do you think how far do you
think she'll go.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
I think she'll make it far. I don't think she'll win.
They seem to like each other, but they seem to
not like.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
It.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Seems like they're both not letting their guards down or something.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Okay, I think she'll at least get to fantasy sweets. Okay,
I think he's very attracted to her.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I still think I.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Think is doable. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Oh, bone zone.

Speaker 12 (24:42):
Time for the bone zone, and we're back.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
It's the group dake guys, and it is sausage to
the face on a carousel with a night with a
crazy accent.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's that's the normal date that I do, but not group.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, I just don't bite it.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, in the face.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Never a bit of cheese, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
That's all. That was completely what it was.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I mean, Gareth, you were saying, you feel like they've
run out of ideas that.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
This is well, this was just very base. They were
just really like, let's make it look like cocks are
hitting him the while.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
I'm looking forward to the Bachelorette when the old man
got to be hit by wet socks.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Step up to the oyster wheel boys, shuckle shock. All right, fellas,
get your tongues out there, use them up by a

(25:57):
bunch of guys after doing their confessionals cloth. But I
think he liked what I did at the beat, so
they have.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
There was the night that Daisy gets horny for topless Joey. Yeah,
I appreciate. Now we were disagree. I feel that he
does not like having his shirt off here.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I feel like he's conned you.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
No, I have not he likes he does when he
plays tennis.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
He put it back on it.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
But he likes making you think he doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
He's the first one that has not done the shower scenes.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, but the way he was.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Standing, he was like almost standing like covering.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
His and then he said, and he called himself like
the pocket sized version. I think he feels not as
big as charming.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Question, when are we bringing back his uncle who says
Joey's a fraud?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Do itself trust him now. One of the thing he said,
he's like.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Huncle completely boned.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Head said, because you're dapping, are you seeing the real
Joey or he's.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Feeling very fake.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
He's he's pretending when you look like that, your shirt
comes off.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
And it's like, I think that guys are much more
self conscious now because the reals and TikTok and ship
like that.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
I think so too show you guys. But the thing
is like, he's not like real man.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
He's not super tall, he's not super buffy's.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I think guys feel like they're supposed to be super overdeveloped.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't have a good body, don't show it, but
my hands.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, she's got a great pause.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
When it's cold.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, Jim's blue hands. Jim, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (27:49):
Let him see the show. Let him see the show. Yeah,
he's putting both his hands out.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Have you had a minute to look at the menu?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Just shop?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, don't about this.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
One has him wedding ring up.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
That get on there? How did that get on there?
That's funny? Weird And so they go and they go.
They have to then go stare into Joey's eyes.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Weird too.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
And then there was a kid they started kissing Daisy kiss.
They all just start kissing Kelsey kiss. They're just like
kissing him. And then I'm sure if you went early,
you're like, fuck, I should have kissed.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
It just feels like a lot of herbies, even though
I know they test. It's a lot of tongues in
a row.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
They don't have it.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
At the end, they did, well, I would be none
of them have it.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
No one has an STD.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
But that's why everyone's Yeah, they make sure everyone general younger.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how we got vaccinate? Yeah, they got vaccinated.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
I was one of the first groups to get that's
what you.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Don't have.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
It must be nice.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
You're missing out.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
That's sad.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Why I married someone younger than me, for by safety.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Those older women killing me.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
HP that's how Michael Douglas's how Michael Douglas.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
They died from h P.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Malta was in Malta.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
I was a car accident, but it was a Persia
two o six and I'm like, I would have rented
a day and surely.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
With a suitcase for the cocaine while receiving a blow job.
Jim Jeffries has left us after Paradise for touring. Yeah,
that'd be me. Yeah, this Zuki's side came with no
motor hare.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
The corner of Pote has come in pull into the
head of Nights prevade.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Jim did have HPV real bad too, so much of
it HP.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Very funny special thank you, Okay, that's that's funny. So
so then we do the autumn is feeling tender, she's
getting nervous. They have the sausage wheel there they get
there's a lot.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Of cheating at the wheel too, a lot of cheating.
Don't use your hand when you're told you use your mouth.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I'm a big cheater. I don't like a cheater.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
I don't like cheating either.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
And they were wet sausages and the mountains and they
got hit in the face and then Autumn gave it
her all and she won and then she got and
then he just took her aside and just made out
with her over the water.

Speaker 8 (30:53):
You get extra time to talk. And then they just
talked for two seconds.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I wonder if that's when he fell in love with
one of them.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, might have been into it.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah, she's competitively. I can tell she was there for me.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Yeah, the sausages at HPV, He's like, she really tried
and that mattered to me.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
I wasted, But I always think the same as like
what Hell's kitchen? And Gordon Ramsay's choosing his chift for
his next restaurant. Yeah, jumping this bowl of sludge and
getting ingraded out from the bottom.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
He's gotta be my next ship.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
You can work in London. That's so true.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
So they go to a little after party and he's
a daisy and they want a boy and a girl.
It's going to be Emily for the girl, and she's
like Emily, I like Collette we'll call her Coco and
Ocean and Coco.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Jesus Christ Ocean. Ocean not great.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You don't want ocean and Coca.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
He sounds like a lot of beverages.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, Coco, and then he goes, Daisy makes me feel special,
But at least he didn't feel seen. He felt special
with Daisy. I think Daisy might win. They were naming
their kids. They feel the most like a couple. But
I think she's gonna have a heartbroke, and I think
she's gonna be number two. I think she's gonna be
a bachelor.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Who do you think?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Think think?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I think Kelsey A.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I think the name Coco was extremely easy, deliberate, So.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
That's where she's going.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
But Ocean, that's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Coco chular. So then Kelsey said, he tells Kelsey, I
look around and I always see, like el Kelsey.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
You'd get that discount cross on the Christmas tree. So
you got to think of that because that comes around
every year, and it comes around earlier.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yes, you get the discount, not.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Even the discount. I reckon, you just get one. Yeah,
I reckon the dad would just give you.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
And trees are not cheap.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I get a real one every year for my party,
and they are not cheap.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
I got a real, big one this year. It was
like a lot. It was feet got. I got a
moa thought, I've gotta go for it. The house, it
was easy when it came in because I had it
all getting it out.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's hard, ruined. Glad we sold the house.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, I just left it in there.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I just locked it up, abandoned it. Strange, jam.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, I have to water my house daily.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's a lot. They're a lot, Oh you do. Yeah,
they're hard, they're big to store. The fake ones figured out? Okay, great,
So he said that Kelsey a. He was like, I
look around, I can't stop focusing on you. They he
likes Kelsey. Yeah, she seems actually kind of cool and real.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
I like her.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I picture because she felt built in a lab from
the draft picks, but she actually feels very Are you
real to me?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I think me too.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I like her. I think she could win.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
We never see her on the show, which means she's normal.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
I was at the comedy store last.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Night, stop bragging, h okay.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I couldn't approach at Katie Thurston was there. I was
too nervous.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Was she doing stand up instead?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Not in the big room where I was in the room.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
She was.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Did you get starstruck when you saw how tall is she?
I bet she's little.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
She didn't say anything, would be.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Great of your comments records in my special special A
huge of your comment a Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Episode of Yeah, we got to get her.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh, We're doing a bro Diego Live. We're going to
go down to San Diego. We're going to the belly
of the Beast.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
We're doing it san Diego.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
We're going to do a San diegro bro Diego Live show,
and we got to get We're gonna get all the bros.
April sixth at Mike Drop Comedy. We're gonna do an
afternoon show. It's a Saturday at two that we can
go out after.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Get your tickets wat show time for performers.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, we could do nighttime, but I felt like that noon.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Got your day's done. The podcast sometimes they'll give me
a four to thirty and I'll be like what and
then I'm done.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
I'm like, this is just stop shows at nine. Yeah.
In my in my yeah thirties thirty five, I changed
it to eight.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Now now I'm seven.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
All my fan base is about why kids people are
coming up.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yes, six could work. Six could work?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Should I ask for the nine thirty? We could have
done nine thirty? But I feel like we can also
come back because we can come home that night, because
it's in San Diego. We can go out and also
all the all the like the bros. We can go
get a drink afterwards with all the bros.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
We got gas slotting district.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, district, what is the what is the.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Club that is upstairs there? It's like it's like it's
in the gas lighting district. It's upstairs in a hotel.
I can't remember I've done that one. And I remember
walking back to the hotel and just seeing gals and
little black dresses throwing up into trash cancel at the corner.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
It's every corner. Great spot that was it was.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
And then I went to the seven eleven like for
a snack late at night, and the poor gentleman who
was working at the seven. It was literally like a
like a bunch of white frat dudes just being super
racist to this poor guy that was working at So
come to.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Our show, bid, so get your tickets.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
We're gonna on our website on Rosepodcast dot Vodka. It'll
be on my Instagram link you can. It'll be at
Mike Drop Comedy April sixth for.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Such good earring game.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, really goes for it.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
I made her. I made him earrings of he and Christina.
I made shrinky, dank earrings of them, and she wore them. Okay,
he was sweep, he was really sweet. Okay, so here
we go.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
So then he's talking like melted plastic on your head,
that shrinky things you put the it's smelt toxic.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
It was toxic and the gout as a good and
now it sucks.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's what you better watch out. I might
make shrinking.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
And then and then I thought, what can we do
that little spongers you put?

Speaker 8 (37:35):
You made a dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Now want something that's medium sized? The guy's just slightly.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Small, Yeah, the same size.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Wow, my mind is blown. Whoa Okay, so he's talking
to Rachel, who has her glasses on it. He pulls
out his glasses. That was cute, Sure, that was cute.
And then she says, what do you need for me?
When you say what do you need for me, it's
like you're trying to get a connection He's like, basically,
could you be as hot as like so you know

(38:04):
what I mean. It's like like if you have to
ask that, He's like, you know, He's like, I like,
it's simple. I'm a simple dude. Quality time actions. She's like,
I like, uh, you know, kissing, and it was just like,
what are your love like? I can't. Meanwhile, Jess says,
I can feel myself fallen for you. It feels so right. Yeah,

(38:28):
she's she's annoying.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I feel like she'd be like a total just rolling around.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
She's annoying.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yes, and then every time she's annoying, and then he
I like her, like the cam the producers.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Like she'll be.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yea kelsey t.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
He seems to like as you were saying, they and
then she got the group date ros I like her, like, yeah,
any final thing before we take a break out. That
was sort of the sausage thing was entertaining the guys.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I did like that. They did like a night evaluation
after all of this and like we're claiming like the
reason why you've won, but it's just so stupid.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yes, this guy, it was his accident was wild and
I loved it. I loved it. Maltese, right, he was Maltese. Yeah,
that's also where they were at. Captain Sandy was there
on on below deck med they were.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
They were then's here she then likes sausage in the
face kept saying, you liked was it the oyster rock?
Like the clam wheel spinning?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
What were they spinning the sausages?

Speaker 6 (39:35):
And what was it?

Speaker 7 (39:35):
It felt like all.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
We have an invention called the hills hoist, which is
a clothes line.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
In you that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, I think it was a hills hoist, and you
it's a spinning clothes drying.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I think that's what.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I think it was a hills hoist.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Fun and so we used to play a game called
Goon of Fortune, was when you're a good where you
get bladder of of wine and you staple it to
the You peg it to the line, and you all
your friends stand underneath it. You spin until it comes
underneath you, and then.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
You, oh, that's fine, that is a great country.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
How you doing.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
We had four TV channels, you see that is true.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I like that, very true. I like that.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
And then we used to slap ourselves in the face
with sausages.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
That's your villain, and it for the money for their
grand followers.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
We're back, Okay, here we are. This is what we've
all been waiting.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Time on one time to slip into something uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Literally the out I'm like, Sydney, you're so unpleasant, And
Maria is in the sexiest yellow brack. She looks so hot,
and I felt like Sydney came out in like cool lott.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
That Maria comes from Canada, so she gets very little
opportunity to wear this.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
The sun comes out, come out.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I mean, she knows she is she is, she's got
that Victoria.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
She's good, she's hot, she knows what she's doing. Sidney,
I don't think knows what she's doing Atoria, no, no.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
But it's also like she's just very There was no
way that women were.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Going to manipulated.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
She's just yes.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I think it is marginally.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Women aren't gonna like her because she's gonna just be
sexy and that's gonna be a threat and she's not
gonna hang with the other gals, but she's gonna be
kind of but she's just gonna out sex anybody. And
that's gonna be threatened.

Speaker 11 (41:52):
And she's like loud and kind of attracts attention, you know,
like not in like a bad way, but she's just
like she's sort of effortless.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yes, she is sort of hair all the time, and she's.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Just like what I came like this?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
That's why I Also people were mad because she was
borrowing curling irons at the end, They're like, tell her
to stop borrowing her curly It's like she didn't even
travel with one.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Like, yes, she is sort of Sydney effort.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Oh my god. So Sydney's in like a little Lord
Fauntri like all of her twist outfit and Maria comes
down day. It was brutal and then they stick them
both on this.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
The one crutch look was strange. I don't know I
did that.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Helped me.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I've got the cold cough.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
They put them both on the front of this yacht.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
That's the thing as well. Did I choose to sit there?
I think? No, no, no, next to each other in
front is going to the cavernment.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Now get the cattle prods the girl.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
What if I need to wats go?

Speaker 8 (42:59):
They didn't use the no like, why were they on
a you get them the grotto, but then he arrived.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah together together it was.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, it was literally so awkward. And then Sydney she
goes spending the whole day with Maria is like spending
it with the devil. It's like, oh my god, they're
going to go explore the Blue Grotto. And then this
buzzkill is like I'm claustrophobic, Like you're such a fucking dud,
Like just get an audavant and go with it, like.

Speaker 10 (43:38):
Just take out of it, just figure it out.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Just just like, don't something bit me, Joey. Don't underestimate
being a fun hang you know what I mean. Just
be fun, be a little bit cool. Don't underestimate that
most people aren't fun. If you could just kind of hang.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Just like it's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
It's the ring style theory, right, Ringo style war and
the best drummer in the world. But if you watch
that Get Back documentary, that can't could hang with anyone anyway.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah, and they love it.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
They all loved it.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Okay, you're right, Yeah, deal with all the ego.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Some comedians have.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
A mad a whole career out of being support acts
of people and they're not the best comedian in the world.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
But they're easy.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
They eat anywhere you travel, you're in the dressing room
on the plane.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Give you.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Right, that actually makes sense.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
You need to be capable and an easy hang. That's
the thing. If you're amazing and a ship hang the amazing,
no easy like and.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
A fun hang. If you're actually yeah, if you're actually
like an additive hang, that is that is because that's
ninety percent of the time, you know, like, that's the
bulk of it. And to be with somebody that's a drip.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Who like you ever any relationship with the sex is amazing.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
But then Brian goes it's only ten minutes of the day.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
And the leading up to it, you're like, this could work,
and then after you're like, I gotta get my stuff.
I can move it out when she's at her mom's
and I'll just leave a weird note. Yeah, I'll take
some shrapnel for a couple of years or whatever.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
It endometrios, Yeah, it's me. She'll break up with me.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I have endometriutress. It's all knotted up. Can't you just
tied your dick in or not look at it? I
can't live like this. That's my special my my Blackout Special.
It's like, this is horrible. I don't know if we

(45:41):
started with a title, which was a bad idea for that,
it really should go better.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
So then so then Maria is she knows how to
do it. She's giggling, she's having fun, and.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Sinney was like this, I don't feel in the mood
to be having fun.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, she really helps Maria by being Ria knows to.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Play the part of like, well, I'll just treat it
like a normal day. She goes, take me to Italy
and she goes, she starts giggling. She goes, take your
shirt off like she's just she knows.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Stop it.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Sounds so bright.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
So then she goes missing her in Canada, Sydney goes.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Sidney goes, I have stomach. Stomach.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
She said, she's gonna slip into something more comfortable. Six
months ago she hadn't been back.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Maybe a smaller interact.

Speaker 10 (46:36):
Yeah, your coat, I bring that house. What do they
call the the tu Yeah, I get.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Stop at Canada. We're done with you. You have a hat.
You mean a duke. I'm out of here. I'm not
going to do this bullshit. It's a hat, you okay.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
So then Sydney goes, I have stomach issues from her.
She's just too much.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
I just got dy metri today from Maria.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I'm clustrophobic Maria. She's just a bloodsucking vampire.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I drank ocean water on accident, like a ton of it.
I'm dying today.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Help I dok ocean water.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I drink ocean water when you guys are on your
little date. I'm really sick.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
That Sydney goes. Sidney goes, well, Joey, this is tough
for me, and he's like, Sidney, do you want to chot?
And she goes, I am a wife for Joey and
he needs to know that Maria is not a wife
for Joey.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Sure right away is not great.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I mean he feels like a wife of twenty.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
A soon to be ex wife. That's really the vibe.
So I heard even talking to other women. Yeah, I'm
not a bachelor. That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
She goes, Maria started attacking me at the pool party.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
She punched me.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
She told me to shut the fuck up, told Lea
to shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
And she goes, she took stabbed Lea.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Se No, it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
That's why her point was so great. Of like, there's
all these cameras filming. Yeah, surely she was just.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Like joe interrupt, I'm trying to talk to Sidney, but
she we didn't see her say shut the fuck.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
Honestly, even if she did, who fucking cares?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, honestly shut the.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
You too, like now that thing if you don't recall
lead Leah was the one talking to Sydney, telling Sydney,
go tell.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Joey, maybe you should the fun up. Shut the fuck up,
all right, Laia should shut the fuck up, Lias.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
If you don't believe me, you can shut.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Up, put your shirt on and shut the fuck up.
Enough of your ship change in the rhetoric of this show.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Then, so then she's like, look, she started attacking me.
She said tattletale. And then she's and then and then
he's like, she's like, you don't want her for a wife,
Joey there are He's like, well, you know, this is
making me really confused. It makes me uncomfortable. So then
he comes and he apologizes to Maria. He's like, I'm sorry,
I know this is not how you want to spend

(49:41):
your time. And she's she's so smart, she's sort of
like she's like, fuck this, you know, like you know what,
I felt fucked up in La. This is pissing me
off to be here. It worries me. He's like, well,
I need to make sure that you know I'm just
asking the right questions. She is so much more powerful
than Joey. Yes, yeah, yeah. So then he said, I

(50:07):
heard that you said to lay or shut the fuck up.
And he's like, so it sounds like you asked her
no questions, like you could just you just ask her
no question, like there were cameras and and he's like, look,
I'm not expecting you all to be friends, but like,
I just don't know this. She goes, well, is this
something you can look past? And he's like, I honestly
don't know. So then Maria goes, look, I feel really

(50:35):
shut down. She's a liar. She's like, you're telling that
I said delay to shut the fuck up. You know
there are cameras. Yeah, she goes, I have no problems
with anyone else, but you.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Why are you doing this very valid question?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
She goes, look, I can't stick around if Sydney's still
gonna be here. So and he's like, okay, I'm gonna
ask when more question at dinner. So they go to dinner.
Sydney Marie's any hot like yes, bandage dress yes.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I also like.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Before when they made the to sit there, they just
put the rose in front of them even when he
was there.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Just sit and look at the girls.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Oh he remember where you are?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I just a loaded gun.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
It's hard as mine find me Neil Lane and I'm
gonna get engaged right now.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I wish you were on the Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Someone stole the why why said I'm allowed to be
on the Bachelor. She wants to watch.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Oh my god, I love.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
You guys, you gon one and kids or whatever. She goes.
I just want to see how you interacted that world.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I want to see Jim Jeffries years old. Yeah, I
think that's Jim Jeffrey. I want to.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I want to. I want to speak to the girl
and Sydney's the Sydney Sney. One of the other men
said I'm not that old, and I felt bullied. He
was twenty five.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Not the group date.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
It my hand's not that hand. That's a wedding ring
on it.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
We're boxing. Are we.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Hurt?

Speaker 3 (52:25):
They've gotta got my wedding ring on?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
I'm married.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
When I was married. I had a dream that I
accidentally signed up for The Bachelor, and one of the
other people in the house was like, aren't you married?
And I said, in my dream, I'm not not married.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Which is like a show that's on two b that
me and the wife like that. What's called first dates
and all around the world and it's nice. Everyone's on
their first date, see their blind dates and you feel
hidden cameras is.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Not a Bachelor, uh huh.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
So anyway, so they have another season in Australia. The
network I work on in Australia Channel seven seven. Thanks
for the word anyway, So so so Channel seven we're
having a new season of it and my dad. They
have young people dating, old people dating, gay people dating
what you know, everybody's dating, right, and it's kind of
sweet when they get the over eighties because they always
have that. And then my wife died and then it's

(53:17):
like they just want to go and so my father
is that guy, right, And I'm like, he doesn't have
any dating apps or anything. I go, okay, how about
how about my dad goes on first dates? And I
spoke to the network.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Because there's the same producers said, I said, would you like.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
He said, I've got a great guy, and also he's
my dad, so it's kind of a cool story, right,
And then they went, yeah, we love it.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah, I bring up me down. I said, Dad, how'd
you like to go? How do you like the first dates?
He goes, oh, I watched that show.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Sometimes it doesen't, but he goes sometimes someontimes people come
on with friends and they double date. He goes, I'll
do it if your uncle Brian can do it. And
Brian's ninety two four, And I'm like, they look like
the two old Cans from the Muppets, And so I
rang up, and Uncle Brian rang that.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
He agreed to it as well.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
And I rang the producers and I go, I got,
I got it, I got I've got two great guys
for you. Wow, my dad and my uncle Brian are
ready to do the show. They're in right, this is fantastic.
They go, well, as long as neither of them are married,
we might have a problem. I went, fuck, uncle Brian's married.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
No, I'd forgotten.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Brian's ankle too.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Uncle Brian has been married three times, each time for
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Keible, your dad do it without uncle Brian no, you
know it's off.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
It's off. Well, she could die anything, I could.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Enter towards that.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Eight years left.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah, yeah, all right, here we are only because you
have a heart out. I'm gonna keep going, Oh good, okay, good,
I'll say so. Then he's like, I have one question, Sydney.
I'm curious. Do you think you could be a potential
future wife with us?

Speaker 7 (55:16):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
My god?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
And then Maria asked. She's like, yeah, at first I could,
but now I need clarity.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Maybe I like that Maria has power.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
She's doing well.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
She knows how to do a little nagging, like she
knows how to be like, yeah, I may, I might stay,
but like, I gotta learn a little more.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I've got I reject the rest.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yes, and he goes, Sydney, Sydney, yeah, I cannot give
you this rose. And then he's like she just freezed.
She's like, I do not think he knows the real hers.
She sucks, she sucks, and then.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It makes up stuff that didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
So then Maria goes, oh my god, are you even
being real? I'm freaking out. And then you bring out
a singer.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Maria, did you have another song in the back pocket for.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
A different artist, just.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Like the song on Love l I, but with the
wood Sydney.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah, I love Sydney. We're probably not gonna need you.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
The suitcase pa come to mold.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
With sausages.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
She's making it up.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
There was no I mean, this felt like a very
we haven't had a I sort of missed the two
on ones where people will get like they would be left.
They would be left on the island and the helicopter
would like the couple would leave in a helicopter and
the first it would be abandoned by like the blowhole
pushed into a guy. So you get pushing. Remember when
that Olivia was left by that blow in the Island

(56:58):
of Pigs and.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
There was I think, actually, I say they just left
someone badland. I think she was.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Come back and get Yeah, I think she got ditched.
The suitcase p a went and took Sydney's bag, which
was much smaller than Maria's bag.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah, Maria was skipy.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Well, Sydney carries a lot of her baggage on persons.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Maria does have a lot of wardrobe charge.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
You need to deliver into something more comfortable again time.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
So then we have for old seasons.

Speaker 8 (57:36):
It it depends where you're going. Like they'll tell you
if you need cold weather, if you make it final,
like we're.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Going to the Alps. What I've got?

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Apparently, like when they went to like Lapland, remember when
he did Wapland Strip Club. They they that's where Raven
allegedly lost her virginity.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
She had organs something like that.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
They gave them the coats and the hats like.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
Hiking boots or like hats or like snow shoes, looking.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Them all like the same pomp pom hat. So then
so then Leah starts tearing up when they pull the
suitcase because okay, so Leah turns out Leah fucking song.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yeah she's too immature.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Everything she did just like screamed.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Like she's very pretty, but.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Yeah she said perspective eyed.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Okay, she goes from Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
I always think of the Bachelor. I just be like,
who leaves up the ride for me and win.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
And all this?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
He goes.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
My wife gave me a second d because she lived
half them all away from That's great, guys, I gave
you a second one because you just stopped the.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Right good good, that's good.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
That matters.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Yeah, traficus, somebody in like Marina del.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I can only get married to someone in the valley.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I have limitation.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
So he goes to Jen, who he went surfing with
last week, who's real, real cute. They go and they
put their feet in the Pooey's very self conscious about
his feet.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
He's doing it again. He's doing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
You don't buy it.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
No's what a hot guy.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
Place tennis a lot. His feet are probably kind.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Of yeah, but it's like yeah, but it's like a
real like I have a lot of downside. I'm really complicated.
Look at that toe, you know. I hate with my
shirts up and only like six She said this, Oh no,
my dick's huge. Put it away.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Forever.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
I didn't want to know that.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I keep coming left. You do, just letting my dirty
laundry out there. It's terrible, sting. She has me on
the shoulder and says, give it a break.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
So she says, I wanted to take you back to
the water and let you know how safe and valued
I felt. This safety, this scene, everybody's feeling safe and
seen and valued. I can't. I can't. It's a twenty fine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
I just cannot that I feel unsane, but no one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Meanwhile, funky Cole Medina, my fucking Cole Medina gets Leah.
She she starts to be nice to Maria.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
Appears she's enjoying herself, which is a red flash.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah, Medina, who has sort of resting bitch face, starts
to warm up and she asks that she's nice to Maria,
and then people are like, I lea le oh. Yeah,
Leah is like pissed off, and somebody says to him,
I have a hard time trusting because in high school
my parents got divorced. Oh this was Medina. I was
really closed off. My parents got divorced, and I felt

(01:01:04):
like I was so fucked up for love. I have
a hard time opening up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
But it's just like this been a thing from a Bachelor,
the first episode that people like. My last relationship was
really Yeah that's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
What you broke up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah that's all regular ship, you didn't work up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Yeah, you're on a reality show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Yeah that's exactly hate falling for a rose.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
We know you're in a damaged.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Spot, you're in a hot person.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I also, I lost myself in that relationship. I found
it hard to know who I was anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
You didn't feel seen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I couldn't snip in anything more comfortable for almost a year,
so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I didn't feel seen at all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
If my therapist was on the show, I would be like,
I'm finding someone new. Is yeah, I would be like, yeah,
like so I just have.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
So they did the trust fall and it was like
two inches of falling backward. That was the that was
the most the shortest trustfall. And he's like, I fell,
I trust you. Oh my god, I broke through my walls. Meanwhile,
Maria is like tea bagging grapes in the middle of
the livery. She doesn't know how to provoke the guests.

Speaker 11 (01:02:21):
I say, she's loud and like kind of funny and
like she's just yeah and so like I think she's
like literally like like just deep throating a thing of
grapes and the women.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
The next place we go to is Sydney, and then
and then Leah is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Like approaches me and she's like, can I talk to
you for a second. It's clear Leah Leyah, Leiah approaches me.
I can't remember. She's like, she goes, I want to
clear the air. I'm just I'm like having a hard time.
It just feels like, you know, feel confusing to me
that you're being nice to Maria. Your narrative is just changing.

(01:03:05):
She's like, well, guess what you don't have to understand.
I actually feel like Medina handle it.

Speaker 11 (01:03:10):
She's thirty one, yeahya is twenty three, and this is
like such a mean girl vibe from high school of
like you are not with the click you did not
write I hate yes on your hand.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
But do we see any footage of Medina asking Sydney.

Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
No, no, no no, Like I was just like I
felt bad for Medina because I was like, she was
just like please go away, like what.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
She was like, and she didn't engage when I was impressed. Yeah,
and she didn't engage last week when Joey was trying
to get her to name name.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
She just keeps being put in the middle of I mean,
she's a drag happen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
She's not fun, but she doesn't get stocked dead.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
Yeah, she's thirty one, She's gonna be dead.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
She's gonna be dead.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Meanwhile, you have made a grave error.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yeah, you have made it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
What would have made a better things?

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Gross?

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Would I would have hung her if?

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
But the whole it's wild at thirty one that she said,
it's very challenging.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
He don't understand my hip clicks. Yeah, if there's a thunderstorm,
my bones can tell.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
Now true.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Kelsey has gets postcards everywhere she goes, and she made
one and she's like, this is us.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
I know, she says, and I wasn't able to get
one here because they don't let us out.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Help, she's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
It's Sydney.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
And it was like, so Medina said, agree to disagree.
She's like, I hold my friend's close and my enemy's closer.
It was just like so then she's like, you know what,
you guys are just puppets and you're just you handle
it different than I would. And then Leah said, well,
it's hard to perspectivize in this situation. I was gentle
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Boom, best way to win an argument.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Take couple word factimized Jim.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Yes, yes, I want to invest.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Sus perspectimized.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
That was wild. I was so gentle about it, and
Maria just wanted to use all of our curling irons. Yeah,
and then Maria goes, so then this is then they
so then funky Medina goes and tells Maria.

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
Well, Maria approaches her because she was she hang out, yeah,
and so.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
She's like, look, people are mad that I was nice
to you. And then and then Maria is off.

Speaker 8 (01:05:34):
I would self elimited if I was Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
She was like this, why am I still hated?

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Here? She in paradise bitches, because there's no why Maria is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Not getting She in her underwear. Then I slipped in
the last thing, very comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
She's gonna self eliminade.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
I think you do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Oh, I think she should. I bet tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
I think she should because like that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Because when he watches it back, yeah, yeah, women till
she's got to be great on the women.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Oh my god, it's gonna be good. I'm gonna slip
into something comfortable to watch that. I'll be in a
snooky the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Little short gonna wear snooky.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Yeah, I've had snooky made to the next podcast. Fight
Tannel around the brim on board.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
You smell a Regan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
He's assassinator, like it's like a British. We should see
if we can go to the finale. You couldn't go
to the after the final ros with me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
We should go. I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
It's not as long as everybody says, because it's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Live, I don't move anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah, what do you think guy doing home?

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
What about if you guys went to the women Tell?

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
What would you rather go to women tell?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Little?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I think women Tell would actually be the best I'll take.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Get your signs, Get your signs ready, Jim, you got
to make a sign Maria.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Oh Maria, Maria, that says r I p Sydney really
old as you're wife sitting next to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Marie's crying, She goes, why am I so hated here?
Medina goes, I don't hate you. Maria starts crying. She's like,
I am over this. Leah's like, Leah is glad Maria
is crying. Such a mean girl, she's such a funny
calls or a cry baby. Leah says, this is a
great opportunity to sparkle and stand in my truth. And

(01:07:59):
and then she's like a lot of us were shocked.
And then Maria goes, funk this. I am out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
I want to go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I do not want to live like this.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
And uh and she should leave, should that she should
call them?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
She needs a few people to stick up for Yes,
she does, I be punching people.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I think you know, we didn't hear from the truth teller.
Uh Duena is the truth bomb?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Okay, So women till old, do we think anyone apologizes
to Maria in hands?

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
They never apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
I think something and thought. I think I think the
people sticking up.

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
For like Sydney and Label not because they are like delusional.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
And think that there's a lot of things you didn't see.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
That the cameras didn't see. They were looking for new
SD cards when this was happening.

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
If any of this was filmed, we would see it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Of course we was no, but the camera guys die.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
I had to edit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Out so we can put in that scene that will
really help the story, or another thirty five seconds of
sausage slabs.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
Well, here's the thing. If Leah had just kept her
stupid date card, like where was that energy, like the
mean girl energy when you got that date card, all
of a sudden you're like evil, like what is this turn?

Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
No, she's like I mean like she's really just acting.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Like I think I think that cards coming back in
some way.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I hope.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
I think it will be like an old part treasure.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Which you are trying to fight the Rose.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Yeah, nobody Sidney.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Just wait, maybe Leah got the first impression Rose. She
did was zz Yeah it wasn't.

Speaker 7 (01:09:43):
Yeah, she was the first kiss.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
I want to correct. It's your podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
No, no, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Two things worked against me. I didn't want to be
rude and I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
I do it all please together. We've done so much.
Oh yeah, and then we done Bachelor Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
But you still have such you know, so like there's
so many things.

Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
It leaves my head the second.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
But I forget I'm actually Australia. I'm up for hosting that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
No, I'm not up for it. I'm just up for it.
Any Australian actually network people want to reach out. I've
campaigned on this one. I really want to be a bartender.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
That's what I really need.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
I keep on promoting Wells's pizza shows so that takes off.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
So we might.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I want to go with you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
I want to be up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
To just be like planning a glass. It's all.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
We would have a good time. We are both good hangs.
We would have a great time. Leader for a month,
we would have a great time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
I'll tell you that. What actually double in the thing
where you can gossip about.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
I think that is good telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
We would have a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Just tastes like ship stop.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
We should we should approach them something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
This isn't a mohido hold on, yeah, who cares well
for them to be like we can hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
So he's gonna get fingered over there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I gotta get fingered by yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
And then blame Maria for being good.

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
I heard my hanger, Maria, Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Now I want you guys to think who is going
to be in order? And normally I don't do the
reviews on air, but there's a bunch about you, Gareth,
and I'm going to read a couple right now, and
you guys need to leave reviews for Jim Jeffries right now.
First of all, it's his birthday forty seven years old.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Yeah, I know, Yeah, he talks too much. Yeah, very hurtful.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
No, there's always some bad ones. That's where I got
called fat Aaron Paul the good with the bad.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
All right, here's five five stars, five stars and Jared
Jared Forever, Jerry Trainer and Garres Reynold should be a
package deal from now on. Because this was the funny
because this is the funniest episode of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
This is the funniest episode of the podcast I've ever
listened to. Top tier ten out of ten recommend here's
another one, Sawdust Underpants five stars. I've been listening to
this pod for years and I look forward to every
single lee we go by. I have to say the
latest episode is by far my favorite. Gareth, Jerry and
a doctor Katie Money are all winning. Actually, all the comedians,
the Joiner hilarious things for the laughs.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Here's another one. Last episode is absolute best. The Sawdust
Underpants overboard we allly do sisters had me laughing so
hard I cried on my commute to work.

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
But now Jimny did more than Jerry does. Jerry, Well,
are you guys ready to start riding.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
At the Bachelor? That may and should be the bottom.
Oh yeah, yeah we start. If you start doing that, yeah,
you get a bit of momentum.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
And that's the perfect that would really be. That could
definitely work because they have the guest host anyway or
a guest house this show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
We still keep Wells on as a white rose.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Yeah, you can get ice every now and then.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Yeah, you can work in the cellar. Assume that bar
has a you gotta be a cake dump of operation
and go on.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
We could even go on for an episode and be
like the people operating like this, like the sausage wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Yeah, you can run a date, you can run I
operate the sausage wheel at home a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Yeah, we could do one of those ones. But you
gotta you gotta do standing up girls.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah, yes, that's great. Is a really good premise.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
And they always bringing like I'm sure, bring on me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Yeah, the misogynist, brutally honest again terrible. You guys aren't
very good at this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
We're gonna take a quick break and we'll.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Be right back, which I assume is nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Oh my god, they did.

Speaker 10 (01:14:19):
No they did not, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yes they did, and we're back all right. So you guys,
are you ready to do a two of the week
to get to get to win sleep sleep Crown? Did
you get your your wife is still your sleep Crown?
I use it every night. I now have I have
my regular one and my travel one. I have to

(01:14:46):
refill my.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Travel Yeah, I need another sleep CROWND refill it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
She sent me. Julie, our angel yeah, she sent me,
she said feeling. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't
know how to open it up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I'm nervous. You can open it. It's it's yeah, there's
a double zipper. There's a the sleep Crowd in the second.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Okay, all right, all right, I'll just.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I want more, but you get more filling.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
That like, send me a package of filling, Slip it
into myket well comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
We'll be right there now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Did I love Which one do you like better? The
full size or the or the travel?

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I like the full size better and I also like
when I get home, like, oh yeah, it's back. But
I love the travel and there's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I travel with it like it's like my baby, like
my baby.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I love. I love them too. I love nose Gap Technology.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Technology, Dream Portal, Dream Portal. Okay, are you guys ready
to And if you want your own sleep Crown, go
to sleep Crowd one. You should buy one sleep Crown
dot com backslash w y a t R and the
code is XO XO.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
They're the best. She's the best too.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
She's the best. She's a blast.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
And don't forget she better message man, because she always
sends me a little Hello, she's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
No, No, it's it's like very soothing and comforting. Yes, okay,
Lauren je Johnson at Words by l I j.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Can we implement a new timeout system? Three counts of
acting a fool and you have to go to video
village and watch your worst scenes right after they happen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
That's great, that's pretty good. That would be pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
That's the dream that I really wish they would play
a goddamn clip for this idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Yes, yes, yes, here for the right reasons. At for
the right reasons. I'm so scared that Joey won't like
me after I share my trauma on our first date.
Then act like the rest of us and don't do that. Yeah, yes,
Anna Banana at Lillpool.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
This is strange. I want to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
I needed Sydney to be on the sausage date so
that we can hear her whine about being bullied by Dick.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
She probably would have been like I was assaulted.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Okay, here's here for the right reasons, for the right reasons.
If I was sitting silently on a boat with Sydney,
I would have totally farted like as a dominant technique.
This is a call back to Claire season. Okay, put
on your Claire hat. This is from Laurent J. Johnson.

(01:17:22):
How can look Joey dress like this knowing full well
Joseph has children at home and it says shirtless Joey.

Speaker 6 (01:17:29):
Can we just say shout out to my friend Patty
who just bought a bike from Yoseph. Yes, okay, just
actually ran into this man and was like, you know,
I was on the right, I think immediately.

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
Yeah, So anyway, how much is the bike?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Okay, Okay, here we go, I have four more. Tracy
Williams at Post of the Week. Sydney is the least
Rhode Island yet most Newport person I could possibly imagine.
That is so spot on because Rhode Island.

Speaker 11 (01:17:59):
You could remember when we went to Newport, Sowter's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Rhode Island is fucking cool.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
I spent a night in Newport.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
It's guys that we're driving gloves and driving loafers. Yes, okay, okay,
this is what you shot, what you get. The Bachelor
built a heck of a lot of drama out of
one woman saying another woman isn't old. Yeah, it's true. Okay,
here's another, Okay, two more here for the right reasons.
The opera singer who prepared Ave Sydney was disappointed to

(01:18:29):
lose our screen time. And this is lous sass. That's
sir weirdel tone Loake. She's thirty one, she's funky old media. Wow,
all right, I think I like farted and Sydney.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I'm good with that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Okay, all right, Okay, here we go. These are both
from the same person, so they're gonna win. Here for
the right reason, this is just like that which we
like better. If I sitting silently on a boat with Sydney,
I would have totally farted, like as a dominance technique.
Or the opera singer who prepared Ave Sidney was disappointed

(01:19:10):
to lose her screen time Ave Sydney or a.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Fart Sidney because the thing it's not gonna cause that
much damage. If you're in the cabin, I'll see what
you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Yes, okay, great, it might be hard to hear Itay Sydney,
or fart dominance, I'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
I will go with fart dominance, just because fart dominance.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Yes, okay, Doctor Banana, Ave Sydney are Far dominance to
go fart, dominance, fart absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
All right, Far Dominance. You were the winner here for
the right reasons. With Sydney, I would have totally farted.
Like as a dominance technique.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
A strong way to win is to write fart in
your tweet.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Yett, Yeah, dominant weaponized.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Hear that, Biden and Trump.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
That's why I farted. Guy farted louder than I. I
am a funk. It was wet, it was loud, It
was wet, it was loud. It was Don Junior.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Happy birthday, Joy, another year around the sun. I'm glad that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
I'm glad that Malta was wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
And here you are, Jackson, my birthday today.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
What I'm saying tomorrow Yeah, coming out. Yeah, and this
will drop, This will drop on your birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
I'm like twenty seven in Australia.

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
In Malta through where Jim's worked it out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Jims worked it out in his mind.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Palace Y, we love you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Thank you for coming to play.

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
Would your wife let you go on Golden Bachelorette? Mix
it up with the older lady.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
I'm gonna talk quickly about the Golden massage. Yeah, okay,
because they bring up those brassy women. I think that's
the right time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Asking there are a lot of fun Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
When I was a kid, we had antac Ding Australia,
which was Memorial Day where all the soldiers came out
so much, right, And when I was a kid, there
used to be forty people from the First World War
and we used to watch them, and then next.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Year it was thirty and then by the time I
was twenty there was one bloke.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
And he was going first.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yeah, and he was just a caterer.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Are we going to bring out the Golden Bachelor ladies
each time? Because that those four ladies are the fun ones?

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
With the Golden Bachelor, how many in Memoriam episodes are
we going to have?

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
This episode is a memory of It's going to start
happening as we go along.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
We have to stars to be like the Oscars every episode.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
I'm looking forward to Jerry Gary being single again.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
If he loses another one, we just bring him back.
He was right now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
They did announce they're doing Golden Bats the fall.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Get Ready, get ready, Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
I've gone Golden Batch.

Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
There's a rumor that they are I'm telling I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Telling them that I'm twenty years older, and the neighbone
will be so impressed with how good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Old, what's your secret?

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I like driving gloves, Driving gloves. There's a uh, there's
there's a when.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
You put your hand on my shoulder and I really broken.
Oh yeah, it really felt good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
You put your hand out. Okay, I'm osteoporatic. Don't touch me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
You're in your asto.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Every Golden Batch episode like this. I don't want this
to ruin relationship, but I can't have children.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
I haven't something heavy to tell you. Since I'm seventy eight.
Womb wise, I'm barren. I have a confession.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I have a confession alive. Dave approached Susan Lucci to
maybe me back to what.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
I don't know if that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Caro Karen tell Karen McCalla. She said the lake A
legislations I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Was happening. Have you ever seen She's gorgeous yelling at me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I want Susan and sums children.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
In Malta.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
It was in Malta.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
That's he was in the car. My mom was his company,
like what there's zero company.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Was just going lovely an efty apartment. Do not knock
on our door. I'm waiting over for.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Susan and Summers. Who was the other one? There was
the other blonde goal?

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
I remember?

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
Okay, I only watched a Susan.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
That's Heather.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Table.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
What would you like to promote?

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Jim My podcast called I Don't Know about that? She
is available Where podcasts are available, go to Jim Jefferes
dot com for two at eight, Follow me on Instagram
and I'm about to announce an Australian tour. So I
for Australian people are listening.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
I'm not meant to announce it yet. Bertie, I'm coming.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
We love you so much that we missed you because
you were on a world tour last season.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
For my birthday, I decided to have a murder mystery night.
Garden's coming as on the PRA.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
I have ordered an eye patch.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
From Apple.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
Yeah, she's coming in character.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Iye patch an I patch. It's set in London in
the nineteen sixties.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
I think it was the future.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Bring an iPad, freing an iPad? What would you like
to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Garrett Well, listen, We're here to help my new podcast
with Jake Johnson, UH and then go to Garethronos dot
com because I'm gonna be all over from Las Vegas
to New Orleans doing stand up and then the Midwest
after that in April and listen to the Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
I'm gonna be on one of your podcasts and then
and then don't forget come to San Diego. Let's sell
this fucking thing out Rodego. It's a two o'clock on
a Saturday at mic Drop Comedy, so you can come in,
you can go home like you can meet all the bros.
We gotta get Katie Thurston. We gotta get Aaron and James. Yeah,

(01:25:37):
we gotta get.

Speaker 7 (01:25:38):
We gotta ask should I introduce Aaron uh myself to
Aaron in my Aaron costume?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Yes, and talk to him.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Well, it's really nectar, right guy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Yeah, Goslaly gospel.

Speaker 8 (01:25:55):
You know we're gonna add.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
We're gonna ask, uh, We're gonna ask Braden and Chris see,
I know they're in Nashville, but maybe they will come out.
Like we're gonna get all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
I'm gonna Hillary Clinton jacket good.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
You should get like a centaur crossed has like a
little horse.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
But well, and and doctor Banana and I are breaking
down Southern Charm, winter House everything on Patreon. Yes, and then, uh,
what would you like to say?

Speaker 11 (01:26:27):
Kati as always, please adopt or foster and inn from
your local shelter. We are actually looking into getting the
second dog, so I've I went to the North Central
Animal Shelter the other week. There are so many amazing
animals there. We also went to an adoption event for
foster for life and for a purposeful rescue Like for reals,
there are amazing dogs. Please help out for if you can.

(01:26:48):
There's like these animals are desperate for adoption.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
The ones that win the puppy ball.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Guess why, you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Guys will be back tomorrow because it's a double app
so so we loah, let's see what. Maybe Maria will
eliminate herself tonight. I that'd be exciting. I kind of
hope she does for her own sake, Just for her
own sake. I think it's a power move and she should. Yeah,
because he will always wonder Yes, the other one that
got away? Okay, until next time. My name is art
Marine take.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Its Oh yeah, she's gonna get all up in your tonight.
It feels so good. I just got one little question.

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Here where you rept this roll? Will you accept this roll?
Listen to your word who accept these rolls? To your world?

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
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