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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my God, we're back, you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Anything new in the world? Was it all going?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Everything seems kind of rails.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I did my first line of rails ever this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm all a plier right now, you guys. I were
a cold shoulder tops. I'm ready for the thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I wanted to go to paradise, this intergenerational paradise. Are
we in Costa Rica? I think we're in Costa Ricao. Hello,
and welcome to the very first ever Bachelor in Paradise
Draft Picks. We've never done it for a variety of reasons,
because because it's it's it's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Like throwing spaghetti at the wall and kind of make
it things. But and we've also never known how like
who is going to be there so early? But our
the captain of the podcast sent out a text and
was like, what are we doing draft Picks? And I
got to tell you, normally we would have been doing
bachelorette right now, but they didn't do that. So we've
missed each other, and so we figured out a way
and we've cobbled I cobbled together last night a pdf
(01:10):
with the photos of everybody I could find on the
Hollywood Reporter of who's going to be there, and we're
gonna here, We're gonna break it down and I'll give
the rules of the game after I introduce everybody. Okay,
a man A second, real southern California like summer cute.
I'm going to say, looking like a skateboarder. If a
skateboarder was super into June's squib. Now I've seen him,
(01:32):
June Squid the person on his shirt. He's worn a
June Squib hat before.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You know June Square, I don't do probably because she's
not television.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He was so excited by his insult, and he was like,
he was so excited to burn you.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Plus it was out of nowhere burned to the listener,
because that's called back to what we were talking about
before we started.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
He couldn't wait to burn you so bad that he
I've done that.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The listeners know, I feel burned.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, you look burned. Okay, So he is. You know
him as the host of Doug Love's movies. You know
him as the host of Wide World of Dougs, but
you know him mostly as the captain of this podcast.
And he is just like a fucking hilarious person, a
dear friend.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
We love him, Doug Bens. Yeah, I feel like you.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Thanks. I was like, you know, I made the text
to you about let's do drastics because like it's been
a long break.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, it's been too long.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I miss you guys, and it's still wins this show
come on.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Like July seventh.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
It's still too far away.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I actually I found that, to be honest with you,
I think my overall wellness was slightly worse without having
the regular, the camaraderie of the idiot parade that is
this podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Nice break from Yeah, our current reality.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think I.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Miss the fellowship and the dipshit parade. Speaking of fellowship.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Oh, I thought she was gonna say, speaking of dip ships.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I almost did, but I felt like we've already burned you.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's two burns for you. Jug.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I felt like we'd already burned you. I almost did it,
and I pulled my punch because I knew you couldn't
handle it. Because you've been on kids.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You need to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Because you've been on kids television. You've been calling too.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
All the gasoline on the fire.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, speaking of dipships. Because you know him from children's television.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No, son, you've grown up with him.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You've all grown up with him. He raised me. I
consider him my dad. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him
from the hit show is Still the King.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What did you play on that? I played Caitlyn. She's sassy,
bit sweet.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't remember my character's.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Name right, let's call you Keiko.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's what it was. Definitely Kiko, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So you know for his Keiko from Still the King,
Keiko King Keiko, and he worked at a Kinko's Kiko Kinkos.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You also know him from I Carly and Drake and
Josh And he's a brilliant stand up comedian. Ladies and gentlemen,
this sentinel, he will guard and protect your heart.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Jerry Traynor, protect your heart.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Nice to see you, guys. It is a nice reprieve.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It is it is. It's nice to be here.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It's pretty.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's pretty in here, okay. Also with this is a
woman who loves animals, who we miss very much, and
who's been hanging out with various animals.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But she's got to find the right match for her girl.
It's important you got to read. Just like in Paradise,
It's all about connections. Ladies and gentlemen, many of you
have adopted shelter pets or fostered because of her. For animals,
lives have been saved because of this woman, Kat Money,
Kat Money Levin.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I appreciate every single person that goes to a shelter.
I now, speaking of animals, this woman is now my
sister in law. Rosie is now the Rosie, one of
the bengals that wandered into my Bengal cat sanctuary in
the yard last fall, is now with her brother. Her
(05:08):
mom called her Cat is also with it for now
and with Rosie. Her mom calls them the cousins.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I saw her while she was here, and we
accidentally no one ever realized what we never called.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Her last name, Rosneyer.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
In the entire time of her we've called her ros
Are you serious? Or we've also never called her Ana Conda.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know if we've done that, but so definitely Rosania.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You said that before.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, well now she is Ana Conna is added.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So, ladies and gentlemen, the wind beneath my wings, the
woman who is literally taking over new York City. She
is gonna be like an angel investor. She's gonna be
the only shark that anybody goes to on Shark Tank
because she's so goddamn successful.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
She's taking over all media. Doctor Hannah Montana, Ana Kanda,
Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna Dana.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I feel like that's where I should have put it in.
Mitten's Meaouren Rosney Levine. Welcome to the program, Doctor and
Akana Banana.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Hello, doctor Banana, Hi, thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh my god, it's such a pleasure. How are you
doing anything big.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
In the world. Oh, you know, just living my best life.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's so great.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Things are so good, Well, things are really great. Things
are certainly things are currently so great right now.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, here's how we're going to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
First of all, I want to just say there's been
some Bachelor news. I wanted to say somebody sent out
a group text that Grant and Juliana broke.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Up, and Katie said, Who's that? I did dog texted
and I literally had the Google who it was because
that's how quickly that's how we flashed things out. Katie said,
who's that? That was the last entire season. We just
s that's who we just went through.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It was like fresh my memory nodded, show me more
about them.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
She was just there. We just did like fifteen we
did like thirty hours of our life was talking about
them like this year No I know, and I was like,
who is this who? I liked?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
This season made if he had ended up with Lizia,
but you hated Lydia the Mormon.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
No, the whole thing was a train wreck.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, there was no good option for him.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Now number two, you've gotten very into Love Island? Are
you still into Love Island?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
All in?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Okay? All in? Number three, I have a present for
Katie from one of our listeners. She made this for you.
She maye one from me Anna and you open it up.
It's hand me with animal prints and you can put
keys in it. You put earbuds, you can put like
a lip box. This is so cute. And she's a
card from her store. It's from her from Rebecca. Hope
you enjoy the different pouches I need for you. It's
(07:45):
a little thank you note for all the laughs, insight
and stories. I started listening during Zach season thanks to
my brother at Why Sean, I why w and I
would not have been able to get through that season
without your podcast. Now I'm hooked.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Thanks are your right spot during the week, Katie. What
is the card that's in there? What's her shop's name?
I think it's Green Thimble and it's on Etsy Green Thimble.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's really cute. And isn't that such a cute.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, I have a yellow one and doctor Banana has
like like a strawberry color.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I could put makeup.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, it's really cute. Just anything else here buds for
traveling and keys. Okay, so there we go, So thank
you for the present. We love it, Rebecca. Okay, so
here we are.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We're going.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
We've never done this before. So here's the room rule
of the game of people playing along. We've got an
article from US Day Today and Hollywood Reporter I coupled
together in PDF because there's no cast list on ABC.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So here's what's different. They're no longer in Silda. There
now I believe.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Anna because I know how my computers costa. Rica Wells
will be bartending with Hannah Brown. And and here's what's weird.
They're doing intergenerational. So we have regular series and we
have Golden Bachelor series. I know there's a lot of
thoughts about that, and also so I think we do
draft picks for this so we can keep track. I
(09:05):
think a young couple that ends up engaged, an older
couple that ends up engaged, one intergenerational kiss. And I
was thinking for fire Starter, we could call it like
cake thrower into the ocean, because there's usually a person
that throws the cake in the ocean, which could be
like the villain.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
And then do we what's more fun?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Do we want to guess like one young villain, one
old villain, yeah, or one hot commodity young, one hot
commodity old.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
It's hard to imagine an old villain.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Because Kathy's going to be there, zip it, right, but captain.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Maybe Okay, so then maybe it's her. Because the Golden
Bachelor men all just become the best friends for life.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We have the cea Captain Kim who made them all
do that song.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Right but they still yeah, but he hate him for it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
But okay, but maybe he'll be but he might be
a stickler about noise, or like he might be a
real pill sharing.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Because there's what's the name of the guy that you
know just likes to run the grill.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, Yes, that's right, Jack and the jacket.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yes, and there's going to be young people so so,
so do.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We want to do villain or hot commodity?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Like, who's going to be the most sought after.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
The old people?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Of everybody? One young one all?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Or maybe who's going to kiss the most people?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, what do you think? Anna? You paid, you're the
most successful podcaster? What do you think?
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I think? Hot commodity?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, so well, do we one young hot commodity?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's who's viagara is going to kick in at the
most opportune time?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
One when when when young hot commodity, one old hot commodity,
either gender? And then who who's going to be the
cake thrower? Young cake thrower old? Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh, I mean how will we guess?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We're guess.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I just think a young person is going to be
way better at being the villain than any of the older.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But we can have one fun we can pick one
fund the.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Old people are gonna be villainous.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
They're not gonna do it for fun sake of who's
gonna be an old pain in the ass Because look,
let me tell you what.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm gonna be real with you. I have an Airbnb.
You want to know who's the easiest. Guess, young dude,
you want to know who's a fucking nightmare grandmother's When
people say, oh, I'm coming to town for a month,
my daughter is having a baby. She lives in the neighborhood,
you know, he's a fucking nightmare older women. And I know,
as I like, they're a fucking nightmare. And I'm always like, oh,
(11:34):
that's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
A grandma.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Every day is something and it's complaced, and they're not satis.
So it's like having your mom, but it's not your mom.
So I'm just saying, Captain Kim Socks.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I could see it. I could see what's what do
you think the bunk situation is? Do you think they
bunk according to age or do you think they have
to like because also like Golden Bachelorette, that's or Golden
Bachelor or Bachelorette, all the bachelors were constantly talking about
the old farts they have to deal with and like
(12:05):
how how snory and stinky it is.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
They have to have them separate.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I think we're in a hotel. We're in a hotel,
in a hotel. Yeah, yeah, it's a hotel.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
You're usually sleeping like indoor outdoor dealing with guys.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Here's the thing, everybody, we've never done this before.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So everybody just sees to calm down, and we're just
gonna go with it, just gonna go.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Through and what we're excited about.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Jerry, I didn't realize I was freaking race when on
Drag Race. Every week when Rue goes silence, I've made
my decision. And like she never cuts off anybody, They're
all just sitting there quietly when she suddenly.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, look, I think we all. I think it's all.
It's all just a guessing game for everybody.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So do I fill out this test?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, guys, have you never done have you never done
draft picks with us? Okay, you done draft picks?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You did it with us at sketch Fest. You did
it with us as sketch Fest. Here's what we do.
We go through person by person, we talk about them. Okay,
this is a disaster.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Ready to make notes.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, here we go. Ready, Okay, we're gonna start. We're
starting top left, I'll start Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, now we're gonna just say what we remember about
each person, and we also we can also google so
Dale Moss Dale. For those of you remember he was
the person He's Taco Dale. He was during COVID season
Claire's season on The Bachelorette. He got He was the
one that he was a party city model and he
got out of the limo and Claire literally goes.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Call it off. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, I just want my husband.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
She basically shut the game down and Tasha had to
come in after four episodes because they ran off to
get married. So he he got captured by Claire like
four episodes.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
In remember that did she pick him in the end? Yes,
he did make it to the end.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
And he was also sketchy.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
He also he was also the one that like you know,
showed up at a room when you're not supposed to
and and other bachelor's got upset with.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Him and a doctor Banana? What do you remember about Dale?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Is there anything online that we need if you want
to pull up for each person as we go, if
there's anything else like what's Dale up to these days?
Is or anything we need to know about Dale Moss
and doctor Banana? What are your thoughts on Dale in this.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
A real hood of Jeremia.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
I mean he's thirsty. I'm assuming that. Why else would
he come back to do Paradise.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I think he looks all that former football player for
about that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He looks a little different, I'm just gonna say, which
is always wild for a man he has.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
He's gorgeous, but.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
But he is, but he looks a little different, like
he maybe got some work though, Like I love when
a man gets work done.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's fine. He's thirty six, now he is a proper
age to be looking exactly finally, finally, and yeah, he's
he's a good looking guy. He's thirsty.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
He almost feel like it's somebody that could get engaged
just to stay relevant. Do you think he'll flirt with
an older woman? Yes, yes, me too.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I feel like he'll flirt with April. I feel like
a lot of the guys are gonna flirt with older women.
I really Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Next up we have Jeremy Simon. He like he almost
did our live show at Bellhouse and they wouldn't let
him do it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
ABC.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
He was on this last season with Jen and he
was the one that where he was from, they had
that crazy grocery store that had like.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Cows.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
This was the guy that had no shot and he
was sort of just like in the mix.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yes, he made it to hometown.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
He made it hometown. She's not at all.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
And didn't he his mom talk about like how big
his dick.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Wasn't that I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Didn't that Anna wasn't there like dick talk in front
of his mom?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Yeah, but I don't think she did.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
She did he bring it up?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Somebody? Will you google it? If Jeremy Jeremy Simon, dick Mom,
Dick Talk talking about like sex, Google Google Jeremy Simon
dick Talk, Mom.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I remember Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I remember them talking about like sex, giant junk, Jared
Doctor BANAJM, Dick Mom, Jeremy Simon dick Talk, Mom.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Google that. Everybody at home google along with us. Jeremy's huge.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I have to say about that in front of mom.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I think he's going to be a hot commodity because
he's more recent than Dale. Like I think Dale will
do well because Dale got a lot of pressed because
of Claire. But I feel like Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I believe Jeremy was seen Jeremy hooked up in real life.
Who is the sexy one that was got sent home?
Who got like from Joey's season Maria there was Maria
was seen clubbing with He was clubbing with.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Maria, not getting anywhere with her.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I bet I.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Feel like he lives in New York. I think he's
got some money. I think he had like a fer.
I think, yeah, Okay, any any luck on mom. Dick
talks Jeremy Simon.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
I'm looking. It's kind of confusing. It says, okay, overcompensating.
Tells them how that I think they're referring to Jeremy
how he arrived on the first night in a sports
in a sports car, bragging that he had a big dick.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
And then I remember this, his.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Mother confesses in an interview.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
This is uh huh.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I don't I mean, I don't know what does it
says the mother said to herself that is not overcompensating.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Meaning that he does have a big deck.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, I guess, which is why he doesn't have a big.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
He doesn't have to overcompensate because I know my son
is like packet.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
And then the sister made a face or something like
that when that happened, Dick, this.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Is also growing. Okay, all right, Jerry Simon brought to
you by Brassers.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Okay, I know who do you have next?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Jonathan Jonathan Johnson.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
He was hot.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
He was on Gen season and they did Dancing with
the Stars or they was she he did not.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
He was the one she cut a.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Picture of him. I kind of vaguely remember. He seems
like a nice guy.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I think she caught him for just being kind of.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Dull and he couldn't commit till too late.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And then she picked the guy that she picked, the
guy that then probably had like, oh no, she picked
the worst one.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
She puked. Yeah, she picked Devon, and then there is
you're the one that hated him.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Remember, I think Jared hung out with Devon back in
New York. I think I think we need a paint
that call that a red flag for Jared.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's a good point. That good.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
You're right he was part of his crew.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I think Jeremy was part of Devin's crew.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yes, okay, this is good. To remind us all of this.
This is good, this is good. Whatever happened to that guy, Devin? Yeah,
what happened to Devin?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
When you find that he called it canceled?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well you google now where is that?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
He just went underground? Like you never hear about.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
It and then ghosted her.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And then it came out that he had like restraining
order against the bricks. Yeah, where is he now? Where
is he now?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
His jogging club was just a made up thing by
the show. Is that true, because there's no way he
had that many friends that all seem normal.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, you're right, because he seems sweet.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You're right, Oh that was set up. That was like
the show set up, Like let's say you're in a
jogging club.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Don't you remember that?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
She also I feel like she cut Jonathan for remember
there was that like really there was like that helicopter
that had been through like war and like who had
then also had things accused against him that I think
had PTSD, and like she cut Jonathan to keep him
and he wouldn't say I love you, And then it
(20:05):
turns out he's like killed dogs.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Do you remember that guy?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And then so people, so everyone Jonathan was a real
sweetheart who came to I love you too late.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
But he was a good guy. His family was sweet.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
He has like oh and I remember his family saying
finally like they were basically saying, like everybody always just
uses you for your looks, which just felt weird, like
a weird thing to say. Okay, all right, but I
think Jonathan will I think of the three, Jonathan will
be the hottest commodity right now because he was also sweet,
he was a good guy, and he's not hanging out
with Devin. I think I do like Jeremy, but I
(20:38):
feel like he's a player and Dale just seems sort
of like a blank slate.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I feel like Jeremy's just gonna be happy to be there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I think he'll get pretty far and I'll probably get
a lot of girls, but I don't think he'll get engaged.
And I think Jonathan people will want to, like really
actually couple off of Jonathan.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Okay, So crazy part is all of these people are
gonna maybe they don't know going into it. Maybe they
keep it a secret from them. That's why the list
isn't published yet. Maybe but it's already been.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Shot, right or his shooting it's already been shot.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, Well, because they have to have those moments when
they come down the stairs where it's like, oh, yeah,
I don't know who's down there.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But it is interesting that they're all gonna know every
like yeah, when somebody walks down the stairs, and people
are like, who's that. That's gonna be sad for them
because they're gonna just be an unmemorable night because.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
There's well there's I putting this together last night, I
was like who. There's a few that are who.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
But but we've seen from paradise past.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Sometimes if somebody has a sexy enough Instagram, they can
come back and people like and do you have a
good showing? Even if they were caught on the first night,
particularly with the women. Okay, Doug, who do you have next?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I've got Schwartz.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Zip It. She was zip It.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's also normally we do draft picks, we only have
first names, which is such a funny.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
She really was the one that got. She was the
one that they let her host the Bachelor wedding. And
I feel like she had a face on a face
and look great and she really enjoyed milking that. Kathy
asking Like, if you're asking, I'm telling. And I think
she's gonna do everything. She's gonna be thirsty enough. She
could be a potential cake thrower just to get TV
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time because she's like addicted to the fame doctor Banana.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, I A I think Kathy will definitely be making
some some splashes if you will.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
What I just gotta ask, Yeah, why are they doing this?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I think it's fun?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
No, No, that's a valid question time.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Okay, I thought you were like, do you like do
you like normal Paradise or do you think that's also snow?
I love Paradise. Ice is better than The Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I don't like them.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I I just it's like, I'm confused. Sorry, I'm confused
on how it's gonna work.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I think it's going to bring up more a pleasant
atmosphere to what is a ceed disgusting show season after season.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Respects. My question all over again was why do that?
Why I do that?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Because because that last Golden Bachelorette, all the all the
Golden Bachelor's on that show, it was such a pleasant
thing to They were all fun together.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And I'm so easy.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Their hearts were open.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Maybe I'm open to you there's a sadness to I'm
open to it being one and done of like I'm
open to like just getting to see what happened might
be really fun.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I definitely don't want to see a seventy year old
man crying on the beach because the twenty five year
old won't talk to him.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Honestly, I think I think the guys are going to
That's what I think. I think it's gonna be a
baby girl situation more than more than daddy. I think
it's gonna be baby like like Nicole Kidman and the Intern.
But to answer your question, I think they're doing this
because ratings are down. Yeah, that's my that's my real theory.
And to like one up Love Island, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
What do you you're the you guys are the producers
of the show. What are you hoping happens?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
One kiss your generation, one kiss intergenerational.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Like ap April and Jeremy have a date. I don't know,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I mean, I think the young crowd can run like
they normally do and create the kind of chaos they
normally do and make each other very sad, and the
older crowd gets a free vacation where they all get
a hangout while Jack cooks steaks.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Because I just wonder because like younger people nowadays, like
they are not as like they they seem to get
offended by age differences. So like even if somebody else
a five year difference, they'll be like that's inappropriate. H
And it's like, I don't know how this is going
to play.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Here's the thing that happened on the Golden episodes over
the thing that I found to be sort of sad
and depressing, which is the comment I never thought I'd
be able to find love again, that concept of like
I'm here and I'm finally I have another chance at
this and nobody, nobody, I've never I haven't gotten that
(24:54):
attention that i've that I used to get when I
was younger, and this is giving me that And then
you're cut and it's like, oh but I say that,
but I would.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
They still are grateful for the time they had there,
like that older Asian dude Charls. He had a blast,
and when you leave there, you're popular in your in
your hometown, the guy, you're the man.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I agree with Doug.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I think it's still like to me, like when my
dad died, my mom was still so spry that she
if she went on and didn't win Gary, like for
I think, to have an adventure out of your comfort zone,
even making friends with the other, like the goal is
in this soily like if you fall in love, great,
but like to have an adventure when when society treats
(25:37):
you as invisible. Yes, And I think for these men,
like it seemed like sincerely spoke openly in a manner
that their generation probably wasn't raised to do, like with
men to like like maybe maybe.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
What's happening right now where I'm failing to see the
sort of model behind this is is I think it's
like what you're saying that this is like one more
chance for them to have kind of a spring break
experience adventure, but it's less about hooking up er sex.
(26:11):
I think it's going to be more like, let's just
party and feel young.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
But it also could be what if Leslie falls in
love with Keith, like like you could. These are actually
available people who've been through a similar situation that you've
been through that maybe you actually will do And this is.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
An upgrade for them because they're not all competing for
one person.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
They could just person amongst the they're all available.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah. I also do think like one of the nicest
things was the friendship. That's I think that absolutely. I
want to say, you look cute, Jerry, I do. Yeah, Yeah,
I like your hat. I feel like you're like your
earrings and.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I dressed up for paradise, but I just wanted to
give I just I was like, Okay, so here we are.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I think Kathy.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I think Kathy. I think that Cat is going to
be Do you think Kathy will fight? Well, let's see
who the other guys are that are here. But I
think I know Kathy. Kathy will. I wonder if the
young people will like her, get a kick out of her,
or find her to be a pain in the ass
doctor Banana.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
I mean it depends, like how hard she goes to be,
Like I know more than you.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
She could be the Shannon Badore from Love Hotel.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, next up, Katie, you've got the next one, and
tell us what you remember about her.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Who is this next one we have? Or I didn't
put her? I had her name, it's Leslie, I didn't write,
so write her down. She's on your lips. Leslie was
the runner up.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yes, she was the one that she was a backup
dancer for Prince and she was married three times.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Minneapolis or something, and she seemed really cool. She had
cool kids. I remember that.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Hasn't she been married three times?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Yeah, but you know.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
What she lost to Teresa, and it was like she
seemed to be the clear winner. And then as soon
as Teresa was like, I have money, Gary's Yeah, was
Leslie the one with the dead horse?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
No, that was the other Are they still together with?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
They broke They broke up.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
How quickly they did.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Their marriage on TV? It was a TV special and
then they broke up. After that, Gary, Gary was getting married.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Garry seemed like a flim flam.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yeah, and they it didn't even less like a year.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Gary's a flim flam.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I think Gary was a flim flam.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I liked her. And then she was dating one of
the guys from Leslie dated one of the guys. Yeah,
the guy with the big dick from Chicago. Oh my god,
he had a big dick.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Cut.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He was he was, he was hot, he was I
bet he's got somebody else.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yeah, they like dated for a minute.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I mean, I think a lot of the problem I
say it all the time with the older people is
that they're not in the same city and it's like
they have really established lives where they are, yeah, and
it's really hard to move.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Leslie was on the younger side of all the Leslie
was like a younger spry, she's she's still a dancer,
you know, like I remember she did this strip tease
for him.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, okay, that's where love is blind is smart, is
that they get they just get everybody from a city
and then that way we can't well, I don't want
to be the one to have to move. Doesn't become
part of the equation.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It's so insane to me to do this with older
people when they have kids, grandchildren, their doctors. It's like
they have insurance in their state. It's like moving state
to state is really fucking hard. Have it like like
a metro area the New York that, like the Tri
State area.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Doctor fifty is too much though, because like if it
was l A, I wouldn't be interested in somebody lives
in the valley.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It'd be like same. I would have interested mar Vista.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I was one of them when I lived in the valley.
I wasn't interested in people that lives on the other side.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I'm not dating. I'm not going to data Santa Monica. Guy,
it's not happening. Okay, Doctor Banana, You're next with our
sweet Gary.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah okay, so Gary was he's the one that had
the the frame he kept framing stuff for so since
he would frame the photo.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I mean Charles, Charles and Charles frame everything.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Oh, Gary's great.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I can't believe that's right. Was the emotional friends, Yes
he was.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
He was very lovable that he.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Was quick to cry that's right and the guys and
I felt like, I'm actually excited now that you bring
it up, Doc, I'm excited to see the men have
deeper conversations, maybe even about what their experience has been
in the past year out in the world, since their
lives have changed.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
You know what's great is Speedos are back in and
I hope Gary's rocking one.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Are they? Do you guys have a Speedos?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Great, I gotta lose this gut. I gotta drop twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oamelon okay, okay, watermelon bad for your guy? Okay you okay,
Garry the joke. Gary was adorable.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Gary was one of the ones that went to the
prom on this and that felt weird seeing them with
the younger ones felt weird. When the guys went to
the prom with the younger prom.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Why they were at a young prom? I thought it
was just them?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
No, no, no, they they went back.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They sent them in for the what this last season
of The Bachelor, which was great.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
They were at Grant's prom. Some of the guys were
there to hang out and he was one of them,
and it was like, I do that.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Just chaperone or whatever? Okay, I mean the oldest bachelor's
and bachelorettes at every chance they get, We'll just.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Do to We'll do one me and will take at Okay.
So next up we have the very sexy April, who,
if I recall, is an author.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Is she an author? I think a book.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
She's the one that had the affair with Frankie Valley.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yes, she was so and she was She's so pretty
and she's funny.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Like the other women seem to like her, because I remember.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
She was part of Asking and she seems so.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Glamorous that like, you think that the other women wouldn't
like her, but they did like her, and I was
surprised that Gary was just not interested.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I was surprised also maybe.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
She was falling out with Asking as well. I believe.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh, so there might be some tension. Maybe there's there'll
be some tension with Kathy.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Did she show She showed up to Gary's season with
an easter basket.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh, yeah, because her eggs were in the basket.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Oh, she was putting all her eggs in the basket.
She's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
No, she was saying that she still wants to have
a child.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
They were so frozen that now I just walk around
with them in a basket and they won't thaw.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
They're never gonna thaw. Do you think she shows up
with more eggs?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Why don't I do want more than We'll take a
quick break. Okay, oh look at look at this? This
is for you, You say, who it isa?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Look at? Wasn't she an aging wasn't she an aging expert?
Wasn't that she.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
She was a life coach?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I thought, look at this beautiful, resplendent.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Cleaves, more like a life raft.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I mean, she is sexy. Maybe I feel like she
might find some connection with one of the older men.
She's coming in booming.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I'd love to see her Gary hookup.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That'd be a made that would be so cute, she
and Gary.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think she was like a longevity expert. Would you
guys want somebody?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I think she was. I think she was like.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
A Google aging There's another Natasha Hardy that's occupying all
my Google searches.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
That is there, are you looking, Katie? Oh Anna? Are
you looking someone else? Nobody'soking? Okay, great, I tried someone
else came up. The zoom is on my computer. So
there we go. All right, So she is buxom, she's
boxome and uh, all right. So that's where we are
so far. How are we feeling before our first break?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Do you feel better or worse about the whole affair
now that we're getting into it.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I'm just gonna go along with the ride and see
what this is. But you know, I just don't. The
fun of Bachelor Paradise is the musical chairs. We're done
with the conceit of one person and twenty people. It's
it's all different people are coming in and let's just
see what happens and that. I'm down with that. Yeah,
(34:14):
but I'm not down. I don't need to see. I'm
not clamoring for like hookups between grandparents and twenty something.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'm sure it'll mostly be within their same crew. I
think it'll be older people falling in love and younger
people falling.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
For each other.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
I am clamoring for cast shots on the beach that
you see in the opening credits always my favorite part
of the shows. I never skip it because some of
them are so embarrassing and the things they get them
to do with you on that's so good.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Googled her.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
The first thing that pops up pro aging, Maverick age
and excellent. So yes, get your confidence back so that
she is an age expert agent or.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Right serums for skin types.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Most of these older most of these Golden Bachelor dudes
have a lot of confidence. So I think she could
find her man.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, I think she's gonna show with the best spfs.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
be right back. And we're back. Okay, Doug, you're up,
(35:22):
you take us? Who is next?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
This is a gentleman who uh had some interesting plot
twists on Golden His name is Keith Gordon, which is
also the name of an actor director. But anyway, he
got the first rose. Yeah, and he was like he
was really all in it and very emotional and he
(35:46):
was the big teddy bear, was like, it's so easy
to get these things confused though, was he the one
that had the dream? Where like he thought that was
another guy? This guy, I think he was comforting to
that guy.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He was more surface. Yeah, that was the.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Dad of there's the one guy that like was like
thought that a butterfly showing as.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Kelsey's dad kept seeing his wife. Yeah, I think that.
I think that that guy kind of looks similar to
this guy. This guy, this guy was like Joan wanted
to get deeper with this guy and he was more surface, right, Anna.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
I think he regretted that too. I think he wishes
he could have been more.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
And I think he got a little uptight in the way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
And I think they like played like corn hole. He's like,
you love cornhole. We just go down to the beach
and we played cornhole all day.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
She was like, I like that. I feel safe with Keith.
Keith is a big I think he had like big
dick energy.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
He was nice impression.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
He got the first impression that he like stripped real
good for her. Yes, he was nice.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
He had he has daughters, yes, yeah, and the girl
dad and then he like choked and she she needed
a lot of reassurance and he didn't do that. Yeah, okay, Katie,
who do you have?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Oh a Nika. He liked that Jack, Oh my god,
Sam and Jacket Jack with his salmon jacket. Wow. I
just remember he was really nice, really loud, very friendly,
you know, like just like making friends with everyone.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Grill and me, the.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Kid Pascal was like complaining about him. I think about
his boisterous and fart flatulent nature.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Everyone loved him, aren't you guys? So shocked that Pascal
is not here to hit on the young women.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Probably is like dating ten people.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Yeah, hairdress.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
He said that Joan was too old.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
He's never dated a woman that old. He would be
the real creeper on the beach.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
But he was already. He was already the toast of
like his town has like a sweet gig where he's
doing with his hair all the time. Yeah, so he uh,
he probably took that extra exposure. And yes he's a maniac.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
He's on a riot. He's on riot, calling it right now.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
He's coming.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
You think he's a late arrival, he's a later Oh
my god. The women would just all he's going. It
would be high tide.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, if he just walked down those steps where you
don't produce this.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Show and you yeah, oh yeah, no.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Later rivals is allegedly still a thing. But also this
isn't This isn't a released list.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Of people.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Of the bag.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Do you think Pascal will be arriving.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
I hope so yes.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I feel like though he's probably dating, he is probably dating. Okay, Katie,
doctor Money, Anna, Kanda, Uh, doctor Banana, who do you have?
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Uh for the.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
It's you, it's on you have a sheet. I sent
you this sheet with the names. It's on the He
was she Charles?
Speaker 6 (38:53):
I mean I barely remember Charles. Was he the one
that was really fit?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
He didn't get very far he was, Yeah, he was
in the military. He was cut episode.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
He wasn't the super handed push up.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
He wasn't the one you're thinking of, the one with
the open shirt who had the big tattoos.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Yeah, no, no, no, that's the other one who like
had the We're on page two.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
We're on page two.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
That Wasatie just talked about Jack. Okay, I never heard
doctor Banana.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I sent you an extra sheet that was all the names,
so you can keep track.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
So this is the guy who came out with like
one of those walkers, pretending to be right, and then
he did and did the one handed push up.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Wow, so he could maybe he and Natasha like he'll
be I bet he'll be looking good at the beach.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
He'll be running yoga on the beach.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah he in April. Maybe he in April. That would
be fun. Oh, I like that. I forgot about the walker.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I want Jack to do one of those like pigs
in the pit cookouts, like you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, he could he lobby.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
From that from the second he arrives. Yeah, okay, this
is Charles's guy. I don't remember him at all.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I honestly, it was only doctor Banana saying the walker.
The walker thrown away and the single handed push up
is the only thing I remember. I think he got
cut night.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Two pretty early.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I also don't really remember the next gentleman. Was this
the guy that worked that I think I picked to
win Ralph R. J. Johnson?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Was he did he worked for ups or like Amazon?
Was he a delivery driver?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I forget everybody.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
I forget everybody this.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Like, I think I thought he was gonna win, and
he's like a nice guy and he got cut immediately.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I don't remember him. He's very handsome, he does not
ring a bell at all. I think he was my
number one, and I think he got cut night one.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Oh man, that picture is not at all what he looks.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Like, let me see what let me see Wow, yeah,
that's a good picture. Let me handsome, he's hand some.
I mean, look, there's pictures on all of our Instagram
fees that are like.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Doesn't he look different in those pictures than this picture?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
That's that just I mean that's bachel or Wiki.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
This guy is this guy?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah allegedly, Yeah, I'd say so.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
I don't think that's the same guy. I think he
picked some weird.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Page that it's bachelor or Wiki.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Yeah, but there he is two pictures of him that
I don't know where those other pictures came from. That's no,
this is Charles Yeah right, oh you think that that
that's Ralph? Oh, I see what you're saying, Ralph Ralph R. J.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Johnson. What does it say?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (41:41):
What is his job?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
For a man in finance? Six foot five cast member
is the happiest person he knows, and he's ready to
share all that happiness.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, he's gonna be popular a six foot five men
in finance. How older golf?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
He is, sixty six, He's going to be a hit.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
I think you know, Joan had another big, tall black
guy that went.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Really far, Jonathan. He has a girlfriend with a tattoo
on the chest.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah, yeah, so that's probably why this guy got cut
though it was just a similar type.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
His favorite Christmas movie die Hard.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Wow, that's always a fun thing to say.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
This guy's a badass.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
It's a good debate starter.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I feel like I did die Hard on your on
your Douglas movies. I didn't say it was my favorite movie,
but I'm on on the holiday when in New York
I somehow die Hard.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Okay, you're you're mister Jerry. All right, I've got You've
got a good one.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I'd like all hands on deck, all hands on and
oh yeah, captain Captain Kim, how do I say it?
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I mean his last name looks right for his vibe.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Who would put you in the word bike?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
He ran? Remember when he tried to make them sing
a shanty? He made all the guys and he ran
a tight ship and he was like controlling about it.
And then there was a rebellion and then they were like,
I don't want to like the guys.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Jordan is the guy with the big dick. Jordan is
the guy with the Then Leslie did a big Jickordan, Jordan,
big Dick Jordan, okay.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
All right. And then the doctor with the face work
and the teeth was the.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Only one who oh yeah he had and he was
the one that might have had a U. He had
a restraining Kim.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Uh. When Kim got thrown out and was extra sad,
I believe it was Keith ran out into the courtyard
to give him a more personal goodbye you.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Know what, and he was like touched by that.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
You're right, Keith, if they'll be buddies going, I.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Believe that Keith is going to be very popular on that.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Keith even do like a just the two of them
singing that dumb song. Wow, Like through tears.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
It wasn't, was it?
Speaker 6 (44:02):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Guy, It wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
I'm just I'm just giving Keith all this.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
It wasn't our King. What's what is his name?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Gary?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
It wasn't our King Gary. Wow.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Does does Kim show whites?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
I believe he does?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Or maybe shorts dress whites with shorts like a sea captain?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Do they have shorts ever? Doctor Banana on below deck?
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Sure shorts of course.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Throwing this out there, Keith doesn't come down the steps.
He shows up via boat.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Kim Kim.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Shows.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Oh my god, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
He's coming, he's coming.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You're right, he is. He's going to come by his seat.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
They're going to play the love boat the.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Oh my god, you're right. That's really smart. Okay, you're next.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Okay, So I think that's it for all the Bachelor,
the Goldens.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
So you're up, Doug.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
I think you're going young now we started.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
We had daily three guys on top, going back to young.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Oh this next one's fucking Kim for sure. Oh yeah,
I'm just kidding. No, we've got Alex Godin.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Who was a first impression.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Wait is this a male or a woman?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
It was grand season. She was a speech pathologist. She
brought the lama, the no drama lama. They had the date,
they had the date in the mall date and then
she said she had a butt plug and he got
like weird about it.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Oh yeah, that's where I was thrown off. Is this
Alex with an e at the end?
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yes? And she had a button.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
She was in my top three. I was very confident
about her going into.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
She's going to be popular. I think because she's recent,
she's got status.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
And guess what she said she had terrible fashion on
Grant season. She wore those dumpy jeans. You can't get
away with that on the beach. Now she's going to
look great.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
She's gonna look bang. That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
She's gonna have a glow up because she's still gonna
be natural, but she's gonna be like in a bathing
suit and.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Low beach gear. Yeah, she's gonna look good.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yes, Okay, Katie, doctor Banana, do you agree with all
the fellows on that.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
I think she's gonna be very popular.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Okay, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I think when you have status also, and I feel
like she got sort of unfairly like kind of dismissed.
I think, like because she was a front runner and
then like she didn't. She seemed blind sighted, and she
seemed like a real quirky sweetheart that I think that
a people now know that she's a butt plug. So
she's sort of fun, I think, And she's so natural.
I think she's gonna be like so extra smoking on me.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
She the one that thought Grant singing to her in
the mall at the piano was corny.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
I think she liked it.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Remember they were bed.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
I thought there was like a moment in her interview
where she was kind of like thought it was cringey, but.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I think she liked it okay.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
And she was Glendale Galleria date and.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
It was a Beverly It was either.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Somebody on the show or one of us that pointed
out how insanely cringey that was.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
It was so brutal because and then she also she
had like trust issues and she let her guard down
with him. And she's a real sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
And fun yea, and we all liked her well.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Speaking of people that I know that you did not like, uh,
you did not like her. Next up is Katie and
Katie your neck worse the words. She was like an
influencer and kept making him like take photos that picture.
I pulled that on purpose to remind you basically, although.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
She is friends with Cocoa Golf, which is cool.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
She's in my top three last time too, with not
knowing anything about her.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Really, I remember when Hannah Berner came on to do
like the business things. She got all the money, so
she got the extra time with him, and then but like.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Was still kind of a pill. Yeah, she just she
cried a lot. She cried a lot.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
She was just trying to take selfies with everybody was like,
if selfieing is your whole personality, like it's not hilarious.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
And it's smart and it's not even like it's not
even like she's like not to be rude, but she
had like ten thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Like it wasn't working, you know what I mean. Like,
so if that's your whole thing, at least be Alex
Earl or whatever, you know what I mean, Like at
least like be like whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Okay, okay, doctor Banana, you are next.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
This person got this guy the like, yes, wasn't he
the one that had the uh his.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Name is Brian Brian Yes, sorry sports car. Yes, and
he big dicked somebody he wouldn't like the keynots.
Speaker 6 (48:24):
Yeah, he was on gen season.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
He flew his car and only to get cut and
he like big digs a big dick somebody with his
it was like a lambo or something.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
He drove up in a lambo, his own lambo. Yeah,
and then got.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Cut and then got cut and like somebody like.
Speaker 6 (48:41):
He was it someone else's car and then he got
in it anyway, and then there.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Was somebody that it was something with the key rainbow
I'm going to google this. I'm gonna google. There was
something with a car and I remember like he got okay,
Brian ats Brian ats Jen Car okay okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Eliminated week two.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
So he was trying to be the villain. Okay, let's see.
Oh yeah it was with Jeremy. So Jeremy was the
one with the lamb.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Okay, wait, whoa whoa Okay here car okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
So he shows he's a hold on.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
His parents were in the NYPD and Fire Department in
New York.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
He's okay.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
He's an aesthetics consultant, meaning like he works at like
Botox clinics.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Brian loves Botox, doesn't care who knows it. He says
that that's what he says.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
So he had two oversized syringes containing alcohol and he said,
I want to make sure you're sure you're up to
date on these shots. It's shot a clock and then and.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Then wants to he's afraid of sharks, but he wants
to go scuba diving with them.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
That's oh, he's gonna go Scooba.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
He's gonna he's not gonna go near the water. He's
gonna be too afraid.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
So then Jeremy pulled up in his own corvette that
he had shipped in from New York to us to
the thing, and and then Simon tossed the keys to
Jesse Palmer and then Aunt said, I know what I'm stealing. Later,
me and Jenn are going for a joy ride in
that car. So then he took the car out and
(50:13):
he and then he had Jeremy's keys and then he
like like like he like big dicked it and like
didn't want to give the keys back.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
He sucks. He was like a bullet who loves botox.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Okay, that's fine, I'm gonna say he might because he didn't.
But there's people coming up that are gonna be the
villain that you're gonna hate. So we're gonna wait, Okay,
I get Hakem a star turn he Kem is gonna
they're gonna they're gonna try to he hated. Remember he
was afraid of spiders.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
He freaked out. He was on Gen season. He got
covered in spiders.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
He gave great eyes, his eyes on like he Kem
is gonna be a hit with the fellas. I feel
like he is to hang out with the older cast.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
They're gonna like they cast.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
They're putting Hakim on this strictly for reaction.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yes, yes, they want just.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Go to him and he's gonna act like the most
surprising things.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
So they need to find some woman that will take
the grenade and pair off with hikem to keep him
around for reactions, because they're gonna want somebody's gonna have
to pair off with.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
But here's the thing. He might I don't know. He
might have a good body, Okay, but we know he's
got a good fun personality.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
He's honestly, he's a doll. He's a sweetheart, and.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
So what he's got a character he face. I like it.
I think, I think Okay, I think a girl would
be lucky to have.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Okay, okay, great, Okay, you're up.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
That's another thing. Casting should have brought in some dumpy
or younger guys, are you know, because there's you know,
older guys that aren't in great shape. So why do
they gotta embarrass him constantly with all the you know,
give him somebody that can relate to.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Okay, you are up, Jerry, who's next.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
I've got Jessica Edward words.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
She was a villain on Joey's season.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
She's the drunk villain.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
She wasn't she she was a villain. She she mean
girled really quickly.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
She did.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Wasn't she Southern?
Speaker 6 (52:13):
I think she was just like dumb, she said. I
don't remember really much other than like she had just
started reading books or something.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
She just started reading books. She had like just her
first book for fun last summer.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Oh my god, I remember that now, reading for fun okay, so,
oh yeah, you know what it was.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
She told all the girls that she got the first kiss,
and they were enrage so and and she said she
was she would cut into she kept stealing him even
though she got the kiss, she kept stealing him and
she didn't care. And then she actually said I didn't
come here to make friends.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
She actually said that.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
Wow, remember her being that way?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
But she's pretty Yeah, So then she said she also
said I just had my first kiss with my future
husband to the other girls, and the other girls fucking
hated her. So that was she came in hot to
get airtime. And I think she's gonna.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
She's got real cake potential.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
She's got cake potential.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
I think she's gonna try to rehabilitate herself, but I
think she might have a couple of couple of Margarita
doesn't call it a day.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yeah, No, it's somebody prettier is going to get one
of the guys and she's gonna lose it.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Okay, why don't we do?
Speaker 3 (53:28):
Do you think maybe like being known as like the
drunk villain is going to make her like try and
rehabilitate her. Yeah, it's like when they're taking shots, she's
gonna be like, no, I don't do that, yere.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
I think that she's gonna do that, and then and
then she's gonna drink. Eventually she's gonna start out trying
to rehabilitate and not be able to help herself.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Got it, she's going to burn this place down.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Okay, we'll do one more than we'll take a quick break.
Who do you have.
Speaker 6 (53:56):
Me?
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yes, It's it's so funny that there are only a
couple of spots away from each other. But it's the
other great eyeball guy. It's the other great reaction guy. Yeah,
from Katie's those guys. That'd be a hilarious montage of
just cutting back and forth between the two of them.
And their eyeballs.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
You know, they cast them together on purpose because he's
already been on Paradise, so they brought him back to
have he and Hiquem befriend each other.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, and and and both of them when they're on
those shows just kind of have the same sort of story.
They're they're good guys and they're likable, but they just
don't They just don't have the like charm to sweep
somebody off their feet.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Who can somebody look up? Who justin hooked up with
him Paradise last year?
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Was it cat? Maybe he dated wasn't he?
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Like Getty guy's already done Paradise, He's.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Done it, So I don't know who it was with.
Speaker 6 (54:47):
But he had with that girl, also with Rodney.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yes, he was eliminated in week two, but returned in
week four, and then was eliminated again in week four.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Who happened? Who was he? Who did he make a
play for? Who was he with? It was?
Speaker 4 (55:03):
There was some shiftiness there, I think, like somebody is
it somebody's jumped from one person to another rather quickly
or something alive?
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, she was a pretty lady.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Eliza.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
She was a nuss because she just fell in love
with these men and then couldn't decide it.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
She had already been on and had a bad paradise before,
so she and she was like, looks like a Disney princess,
and wow, this has been I have to say, the
casting is kind of fun so far. Why don't we
take a quick break and we come back and we'll
hear the rest of the cast.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I need a sexual time out and we're back.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
So we were talking about how there's sixteen young and
ten older. It still be like two thirds the younger
storylines and one third the older storylines, and maybe like
how old is Jeremy oh twenty so like, but like,
let's just say there's like a Leslie or in an
April flirting with a flirting with a like a who
(56:15):
is thirty one?
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Whoever?
Speaker 1 (56:17):
We just like, yeah, you know, it's the I mean, honestly,
I feel like the some always feels less creepy for
me with like an April then, like I don't want
to see Keith prowling.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
Like, no, an older woman is less creepy.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
The older women feel less creepy. And it also feels
like I feel like some one of the dudes is
going to do it just to get airtime.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Probably what hit on a young person.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
No, No, one of the I'm talking about the young
guys might hit an It's more interesting to me to
watch one of the older women get hit on by
the well.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
I also think they're gonna playfully, They're gonna play the
game a little missus, because you've got it. At some point,
somebody might have to give a rose to an older,
older peron, you know, like they might just want to
help them stick around or whatever if they like them,
you know, if they become a parental figure to them
or something. Okay, it's interesting. I think it's gonna be
I'm excited, extra interesting because there's plenty of young idiots
(57:05):
to make it a normal season.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
But we do know historically, like there's more marriages and
stuff that have come out of paradise, and perhaps maybe
there might be an older like a real good like
a maybe an older couple might fall in love and
get married and have a successful I mean.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
There's some fun.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
It'll be like I'm hoping it'll be fun. I'm hoping
it'll be like the older, you know, wiser people kind
of giving life tips to the younger people and the
younger people like upping their game, like getting them, yeah,
to be more flirty and open up.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah, because I think someone's also now we've noticed now
everyone's so self conscious because of TikTok and reels and
like I feel like sometimes watching Paradise now versus when
we first started doing it, they're way more aware of
their image or like social like so that I think
maybe like there's a more plate Like the guys in
(57:57):
the house just had a great It'll be interesting to
see now that the guys are famous in the same
way that early on we would see people go through
when they're like that Canadian Daniel the first time was
just really funny and then when he went back down
he was playing at like Jack might extra do cannonballs
and extra like doing the quirks that like like Kathy
(58:19):
was zip it, you.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
Know, like anyway, Okay, so who is up? Do you
want to start?
Speaker 4 (58:24):
Ery?
Speaker 3 (58:25):
Who's up next? Is Cat?
Speaker 4 (58:29):
She's the one that fame is not going to tame
her or make her think twice about her behavior. I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
I mean, she threw a cake last year in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
Yeah, and picture here she's her face is covered in cakes.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
She threw the cake in the ocean last year, didn't
She was so mean, she's so hot, it's so mean.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
And she really broke someone's heart last year. She like,
didn't she rip apart some dip shit.
Speaker 4 (58:53):
Yeah, and then somebody immediately turned around and broke her heart.
So then she was a mess over that, and then
that's why the cake ended up in the wall.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yes, she's like her birthday, right, yeah, right, that's right.
That's right. You're breaking my cart.
Speaker 3 (59:06):
It's the worst birthday, that's right.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
She was John Henry, Oh my god, John Henry. That's right. School, Yeah,
that's okay.
Speaker 4 (59:16):
She's the kind of woman who has a birthday month,
like the entire month, you're.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Right, and she makes everyone celebrate my birthday month.
Speaker 4 (59:25):
That just made me throw up, right right right, I'm
not going to do that because it's my birthday month.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
Oh my god, you're right, Doug Dog.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
I want to say, in general, your gut instinct, I'm
going to tell you, is always right when we do
your Your overall general gut is never wrong when we
do these For like, like I feel like you always
instinctively know what something is going to happen.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
Too many years of reality TV. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
Is she going to try to rehabilitate her imageer or
she just like I don't know how to get her job?
Speaker 4 (59:58):
Now try but I don't think she knows how to do it. Okay,
She's just that's her personality. Is She's just you know,
and especially with alcohol involved.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yes, that will be the most interesting thing if somebody
was so one way? Yeah, did they watch it back?
Did they learn anything? Can they alter themselves or are
they just this person? Way?
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Do you see some of the people that are coming up,
And there's gonna be some real discussions to have because
it's not on this page, but it's coming.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
You're up next, Doug.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
And this person, for all of the research I did
last night, I have no memory of him and I
have no idea who this person is. His name is
Kyle Kyle Howard. He was on Katie season, which was
a law He's gonna be the person that people walked
out and they go, who, I don't know who that is?
Doctor Banana? Do you remember this guy?
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
He's cute?
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Could he have been like this is a stranger?
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Is this guy?
Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
He only lasted like I think he got cut the
second night right away and Katie season, which was during
COVID at the Marriott in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
She the Breaking Bad season.
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Very memorable characters on that one.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah, there were was including Justin He was in that
and he's handsome.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I feel Kyle.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Wiki says Kyle would love to be able to fly. Now,
why do you think he would love to be able
to fly so that he doesn't have to sit in traffic?
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Oh, okay, that's him.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Okay, I got to like I see you know.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
My whole life, I've wanted to fly, but I never
had a practical reason.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Wow, that's exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
I never thought about what, how, what the benefits that
would come with it?
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Katie? Your next who do you have? Okay? Yep? She's
from Joey Young.
Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
She was on Joey season.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
She quit early because she really wanted to have kids
and start a family and because she has endometriotismetriosis. She edemytriosis.
I can't say that word endometriosis.
Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
She was it was that's why you just go. She's
got into it was.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I wrote down endo.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I literally wrote out endometrios, and my pages couldn't figure
out how to spell check it. I didn't know how
to spell it. I have it, so I know how
to say it. But like, so she.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Shed that she didn't settle that un like she didn't
find anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I like, I agree with you, and I feel like
she's gonna be a hot commodity.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
But she's gonna want to.
Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Come trying to find somebody to have kids with Paradise
from first.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
She has a month to kill. Maybe there was like
a change in her health and she's able to no,
no endo is a zendo?
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Does I have endos? It's manageable. You can have surgery,
but it can come back.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
You know, she could adopt.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
She she was.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Cool and I feel like I feel like she was
really hot and cool and interesting. She was also bringing
up like having real talks in a manner that people
haven't really had on the show. I think Joey was like,
whoa you know, like, so okay, this is a fun one,
doctor Banana, Who do you have next?
Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
Uh? Zoe right? Yes, she's on from Grant season. She
was a real interesting one. She started out as a
villain and then wasn't she didn't have a single date,
and then went to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
She was your number one girl.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
She showed up and I went yeah, and then she
turned on me.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Yes, she said she put Apparently when she pulled at
the basketball gate in front of the date, in front
of the basketball date, in front of the kids, she
pulled him to the roof.
Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Apparently it was for hours.
Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
They were for like they were gone forever.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
She move was just like yours.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
She immediately yes, she sucked. She was.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Right, and she goes, now you're gonna you're gonna see
me in the zone doing a bridal wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Shoe right there. Their whole thing was let's go I'm
a model, so a mode the model wedding stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Dude. She was not fun how.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
She would like he would be talking to someone else
on the couch and she would just kind of linger, girl,
it's been thirty seconds. Can I have him now? And
it's just like go away.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
She's so hot too that she could just cool down
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
And she was the female what's his name, Devin, She's
a female Devin.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yes, except except also except.
Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Carolina stole all over thunder and she became quite muted
and then actually made it to almost the end.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Carolina, I'm surprised she's not on Paradise.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Carolina for her six.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Carolina will show up on Paradise. She'll be a late arrival.
She's not on the list.
Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
But I don't know they got we got twenty six
people here.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Okay, keep going, YOU'REX.
Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
How many people can they have in the season?
Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Okay, you're up next, Doug.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
A couple of them to drowning this.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
This guy is thirsty. Look at this photo. You're up next, Doug.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Is this Yeah, he's uh.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Uh, it's on the sheet. It's on the sheet, Spencer.
They built sheets for everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
No, but it's a you know, it's a complicated process.
Spencer is.
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
I feel like I had mixed feelings about him, like
he could be shitty on a dime, but seemed cool
most of the time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
That's it. I have no memory this photo.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
I feel like he'll do well in sort of a
funk boy manner. But I don't actually remember Spencer.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
I just say Spencer with a little disgust, just naturally, Spencer.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Did the Spencer?
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Did they do like the Formula one thing together? Did
they driving on a helicopter? Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
I think he Isn't he tiny?
Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Also?
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Is he a little fella?
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
I don't think I think this guy's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Okay, tell us he's a good guy. Tell us what
we know.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I mean the pictures. Okay, Well, he loves playing.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
He was he was once I like a board game.
Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
He once had a fiance who like random left him
or something.
Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
He says, he's a mom oriented.
Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
He was.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Almost like his buddy's wing man's.
Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Always the wingman, never the wing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
And a mama's boy wing man.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
The wingman, never the This doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Look like a Mama's boys wing man. He's maybe we
have one picture.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Yeah, they TV him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I need to do. Okay, that's a good memory. Like again,
I'm glad we're doing this because I blot. I literally,
the sheer fact that Katie and Paget said, remind me
who Grant is says everything. It's actually good to refresh ourselves.
So we're ready.
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Well, not knowing Grant is kind of like they should
look into some sort of you know, memory help or something,
you know something, because it was the whole season of
a guy named Grant. I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
No, I didn't who was boring, but he was, you know,
I didn't like literally, And then I looked at Julie
on his face, and I was like, I really don't
remember my God, she was with the Italian family all away.
Tell your family in Boston. I remember, now, okay, you
get the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
I'm looking at the picture of the next person.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I know I cannot remember Kate, doctor Banana, you get it.
Talk to us, doctor Banana.
Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
This is I gotta keep the main thing, the main thing, Sam.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Sam tens down.
Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
He's the worst, one of the most hatebles. If it
wasn't for Devon, he would have been the villain of
his season.
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I'm going to be honest with you, as much as
I hate Devon, I and I and Devon was.
Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Actually Devon got to act upset with him, which vaulted
Devon into not being the villain the date.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Sam is the worst guy on camera about this on
camera because after the fact, Devon was remember that radio
date when they were like, there are three things you
like about anything?
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
To me, is the worst contestant they have ever.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Like what was the word that he came up with
when they're like, say say three words, and he was
just like, he came up with one so stupid, said
over and over again in every conversation, like everything he
would learn about her, he would just repeat back to.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Her and then she and it worked for a while.
Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Yeah, I guessed that he was good looking. He's not
even good looking.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Something like he would just be like I'm saying, do
you remember what she was like?
Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
She was afraid, she was afraid of heights, and he
shamed her to kind of like push her off.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
The self of like tower and like seattle.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Like the needle, like like he didn't listen to her
freaking out. He kind of like shamed her and was like, yeah,
we're going he was I hate him.
Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Have you so the contestants obviously know this information, Yeah
you have. So if you're a girl going on this.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
It's cat He's coming, is going to pair off with hem.
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
What I'm thinking, are you excited about meeting him?
Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Not?
Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
I mean that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Some people through.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Therapy, So I not excited.
Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Okay, some people should be have actual open animasy to
him from jump. They should be like, oh, I saw
your season, I've seen how you behave get out of
my face.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I wonder if there's going to be I wonder if
there's gonna be guys that like he's gonna be I mean,
he's cake thrower. I'm curious to see how the older
guys interact with him. He is a very smart I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
I'd used that word loosely.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
But for casting throwing this in with old and young,
he's the worst. He's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Maybe one of the old guys will punch him.
Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
He might be different, because remember that one guy, Thomas,
how terrible he was in his first season and then
he came back and he was better.
Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
He remember I remember, I'm still saying, because Thomas was
an absolute asshole and then now he's married to somebody around.
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
He had to keep hitting his head And you're right,
Thomas was a night but he wasn't this bad because
this guy is like, this guy is just like literally, Okay,
you're going in to talk to us, talk to us,
talk to us. Do what he got Jerry?
Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Oh, who's next?
Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
No, oh no, no, okay, you're getting ready?
Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
No no, no, but Sam to me, I'm gonna say,
doctor Banana, Katie. We've done this show since nineteen twenty eight.
He's the worst contestant male or FEMA we've ever had.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Is that crack up?
Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
There?
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Can you think of anybody worse?
Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
The guy who loved Chad was bad. Chad was funny
though at least Chad said, butterflies and blueberries and paper planes,
and Chad said, and Chad Chad shited his pants, and
Chad said, and Chad attacked Chris Harrison say, well, you're
just gonna go have mimosas in your robe Chris Harrison.
So Chad is at least an entertaining psychopath, and Chad
(01:10:54):
also after the fact, to get revenge, he did only
fans fucking in a in front of Chris Harrison's.
Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
House to me, that Jo's house.
Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
I mean, that's insane, but that's fun. So this guy,
this guy, I mean, that's this guy worse.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
I mean, this guy's bad. But is he worse than Claire?
The bachelor that Claire was on the season four.
Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Was actually more.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Pablo was actually like female hating, Like like.
Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
I think this guy hates one.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
I mean obviously obviously you think obviously, I don't know,
almost worse. Sam's worse.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I almost like was worse because he seemed like a
nice guy and he's like, I'm a girl, dad, So
you're almost more dangerous because you seem like a good guy.
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
And then it turns out like because it's almost like
Dylan where it's like, oh, your guard is down. You think,
is this nice guy?
Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
And he loves his daughter and like it's almost worse
than this piece of ship that like if you you
see that, he sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
So in some ways is the worst of all time
because he diverted attention from Devin, who ultimately turned out
to be even more worse.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Because you're Yoda. You're so right, You're Yoda, you are
so wise. Yeah, your sage, You're a sage. Honestly, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
You actually think like you you're Gandolf, Like you think
like like ten steps ahead?
Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Is that what?
Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I don't know? I don't know these things. Who's a
wise one?
Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
The ring quicker or whatever?
Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
All right, our final one is not as exciting. Do
the next one because the picture, I think the wrong
picture got posted.
Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
So this is Ricky, this is him. He was on
Gen season and he was eliminated week one.
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
I love that. This is who's on the bat so
they put it looks like justin? Is that Justin that
they put their No, I think I think the wrong
photo just got copied onto Do we know anything about him? Well,
he was a former pro baseball player. Okay, yeah, so
he seems cool.
Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
He never celebrates his birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
We never got to know him. It was eliminated right away. Wow,
I mean all right? Overall, any final thoughts do we
have before we take our final break?
Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
We play our jav rule song? Which one do you
want to play? Living it up?
Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
You're asking the wrong person.
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Doug, Which jove rule do you want?
Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
We're gonna play our job rule song?
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
And so here's our categories young engaged, old engaged, intergenerational kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Then we have the hottest commodity young male or female,
hottest commodity old male or female, and then old shitster
young cake thrower. There's a lot. So we'll do two
job rule songs and we'll be right back.
Speaker 9 (01:13:57):
Yes, I'm sorry, put on my keys and.
Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
All right, Doug Katie, will you be logging? Okay, Doug,
would you like to go first?
Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
I would love to.
Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
And would you give us your rationale for each one? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Fore I'll let you agree in chime in sure or
when I'm talking, okay, copy that?
Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
First up, I don't like it when Yoda yells a man.
Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Who is your young engaged?
Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Doug scream at you, I will my young engaged are
I'm going for it?
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Likes this is fun, this is fun. We were just
saying during the break.
Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
How hilarious would it be for what has been, in
my opinion, the worst man and the worst woman a
history of the series. I think that's Sam and Cat
to get engaged so great.
Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
By the way, you might not be wrong, because they
want publicity.
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
It will save everyone else.
Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
The terrific if they're just together, make it out in
the pool the whole summer. They will bother anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
You know, they're gonna hook up. That's actually very smart.
By the way, for listeners who were playing at home,
we were saying that all of us now have challenged
ourselves and we've read this is grad school level because
this is harder than regular because at least you know
one regular variable like, Okay, Grant is the Bachelor, it's
gonna be granted and somebody this is We know there's
no set variable and equation.
Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Any two people could end up. Somebody could end up
with wells, Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
My god, Yes, that's such a fun first pick that
you just had. That's great, really fun call.
Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Okay, who is your old engaged?
Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
My old engaged. This also gonna make you, uh, you're
gonna enjoy it. I think I think good old Keith
is gonna get sexy Natasha.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
That's so fun. And why do you think that?
Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
Because I think, you know, Natasha will probably just like that.
He's just a down to earth, you know, man who's
willing to be open about his feelings. Yes, go through
this process. She saw him get his heart broken on. Yeah,
that's the only thing. All these people are showing up
having seen these people go through heartbreak, you know, so
they're gonna have come in with some compassion. I like that,
and you know, just a shot in the dark basically,
(01:16:24):
because I don't know which one of these goldiees is
going to get along with who you know?
Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
And how do you feel about intergenerational kiss?
Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
I think? And could it be chased? Does it have
to be sexy? Could just feel like a nice thing
to do.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
It has to be a lip on lip. It doesn't
have to be a tongue. It has to be a
lip on lip.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
I'd like to see Bailey give Gary a kiss because
I met you. He'll think she's pretty, you know.
Speaker 7 (01:16:49):
And.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
She's kissed with Bailey and Gary, especially.
Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
If Gary's not getting anything going with anybody else, because
I think Garry could really coast the whole season. Yes,
getting roses just people want him mistake, Yes, not because
they want.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
That's a very sweet that's a very sweet pitch. Okay, great.
And who's your in demand young?
Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
My in demand young is? I think Dale Moss is
coming in pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Hot okay, because he's gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
And he's you know, he's prestige's older now, like he's probably.
Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
He's like a zaddy. He's like thirty two.
Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
It's probably pretty chilly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
He's a thirty sixty six. Yeah, he's a zaddy.
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
So he's like gonna be. I think he's gonna be.
I don't know how he's doing financially.
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Great question.
Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
You know that could factory. Yeah, he's still dressed up
as a taco once a year. That might not be
bringing in the big book.
Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Right, Okay? Great? And who's your in demand old?
Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
I call it instead of in demand, I call it hot?
Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Okay, great, my hot old Okay, well old, my old
hot Colm Okay, Okay, your old hot com is April Great.
I thought I had her and then I changed it.
Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
That's what I have.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
I had her I mean she's so hot.
Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Yeah, okay, great, and then and then cake thrower Young.
Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Well, that's where I'm really going for it is I
think on their way to getting engaged, Cat is going
to throw another cake.
Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
You're going cat, okay, great, okay, great, it'll be her.
Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
I could even see her throwing her cat because she's mad,
I mean, throwing a cake because she's mad at Sam.
And then and then reconciling with Sam. Yeah, and then
being engaged.
Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Yes, yes, I did.
Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
That's their whole story.
Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
I just realized that I didn't do. I didn't do
cake throw her young, So I have to just read that,
Oh no I did, I did. I did?
Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Sorry, Okay, okay, okay, And and is there is that
all of the Yeah, that's that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
No, no, no, no, no cake old your old cake.
Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Was your old cake, old cake.
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
It's kathy obvious an old cake. That's a good point.
Everyone's going to get a point on the board.
Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
She threw a cake and the osin just for laugh.
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Yeah, and she's gonna honestly because she's thirsty. She's thirsty.
Why don't we go to KT money?
Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
So my young couple and why and give us your rationale.
My young couples Jonathan and Alex, just because they're both
very sweet and I think they deserve love and I
like them both. I love this. That's great. That's a
great one.
Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Then I like Keith and April for.
Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
I had that and I cut it, I crossed it out.
Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
I think that they will just get along.
Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
Yeah, yeah, I was singing, Keith is gonna Keith is
gonna score.
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yes, I think people like Keith. Okay, Inner, kiss Is
Dale and Leslie. That's fun, that's fun. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah,
they're gonna like each other.
Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
He's the oldest, the youngest on the old side.
Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Great, okay, great, Okay, in demand a hot old hot
old April, great hot young Jonathan Okay, cake throwing Kathy
and Kat obviously Okay. By the way, we had very
similar things and I changed. I changed a few, but
we had almost honestly, we had identical and then.
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
I changed, Okay, let's go to New York. We're gonna
go to New York. Doctor Ana, Conda, Banana. What do
you have, doctor you if you have young engaged.
Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Young engaged, I have Hakeem and Bailey.
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
Wow, he's a man that could look the other way
on superficiality. I think it just sort of enjoy the view.
Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
That was fun opening pitch Banana.
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
He's not just looking the other way, he's looking all
of the ways.
Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Look at her face and how dodger. She's proud of herself.
He's proud of herself. Okay, old engaged.
Speaker 6 (01:20:34):
I put Captain Kim and Kathy.
Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Lord. Kim would like Kathy Banana is having a really
good time.
Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
You never know, you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Can you imagine Kim would be like Groomzilla?
Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
He would be a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
What time is the priest coming?
Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Here's the sheet music for the songs best man have
to sing?
Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
It's a madrigal.
Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Okay, yes, okay, intergenerational kiss.
Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
I put Leslie and Justin.
Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
That's fun. I think that's the horny seems just thirsty enough,
yes and horny? Okay, okay, hot.
Speaker 6 (01:21:16):
Old, how old? I put April?
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Okay, great, okay, great hot Young?
Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
I put Zoe Okay, why uh she's hot? I mean literally,
they're both just like hot.
Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
She's gonna look good. You know if you saw the photo.
Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
Of Zoe, she's got like an eight pack.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Okay, great cake thrower, Old.
Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
I put Jack Wow. The heat may make him crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
They might run out of bourbon or something.
Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
With his grill.
Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Somebody could fuck with his barbecue, like and get mad
that somebody takes over.
Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Okay, and I'm cake thrower, Young, I put jess, Oh,
that's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
The one who cried, the one who I kissed my husband.
That's a great one.
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Wow, Anna, I had a doctor Banana really always the physician,
always the just like. Okay, Sentinel, all this, by the way,
thank you for doing this.
Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Hey, you bet. I love I love being here.
Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I love having you, and I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
And despite what I said earlier, I love it when
Doug yells at me.
Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
I know you do. I know you do.
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
And he's not even looking at you now, he's just
ignoring you, which is even better.
Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
It's just.
Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Okay, he didn't interrupt when I was talking.
Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
That's right, Okay, Okay, Captain and Sentinel, Okay, young Young.
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
I think I have what you have, so peaked, but
I peaked after I wrote it, Jonathan and.
Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Alex, which is also what Katie has, which is what
I haven't said it yet.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
We'll find out what I have. Okay, Why why do
you say that I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
They look good again. I don't remember many of these people,
but they strike me as fun, likable people.
Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
They're nice, and they're both hot. And I feel like
he's gonna like that she's goofy. Yeah, I just for
some reason see them being again. He's hot.
Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
So also leads to my old engage. Yes, I think
they look good together. Who Gary and Natasha?
Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
The match just look good. And he's so lovable. I
don't remember her.
Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
She's got she's fun and quirky. She's like a coup.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
But she's got those.
Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
We need chairs at the Rose chairs.
Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
And I remember she did a really fun boudoir shot,
didn't she did when they did the boudoir shots?
Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Or maybe she was already.
Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Anyone that says we need chairs at the rose ceremony
is a okay in my book.
Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Agreed, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Intimidated by her though he's a sweetheart, he's sweet and
maybe he needs a little maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
You might get a kick out of it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Yeah, as soon as she says to him some sort
of how not age, tip is going to be hurt. Oh,
she starts telling him what to do.
Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
I see, I see intergenerational kiss.
Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
He looks so young though they're gonna they're gonna bond
on skincare.
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
She's looking great, okay, intergenerational kiss.
Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Dale and April, Wow, great hot because April looks.
Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
Like, yeah, what was her name?
Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Claire Claire, she's the older Claire Dale Dale and April.
Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
He looks like Claire.
Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
That's probably why I didn't work out with Claire.
Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
She wasn't old old enough. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Who
do you have as hot old April hot? Young? Okay hot?
Uh is Kathy and kat okay?
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I I have some different ones young engaged Jonathan and Alex,
old engaged and I And this is where.
Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
I did Keith and Leslie.
Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
I feel like Keith is gonna get engaged, and I
think he's gonna like that. She's a fun dancer and
that she can do like that she can do like
the splits, like.
Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
I felt like Leslie had a.
Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Sexuality that in person, which is I'm gonna cut it
ahead and to say, at first I had April as
my old hot and then I switched it to Leslie
because I feel like Leslie's gonna be like the weird, like, oh,
it's not obvious, but she's sensuous, like like I don't
know why Gary didn't want April, but I felt like
Leslie's like I know what to do with a man,
(01:25:38):
and I like had sex with Prince, you know what
I mean, like like whether she did or did it?
Like I just felt like I personally think April is
more the boom boom in one, but I feel like
there's something in person horny about Leslie. I'm gonna say
intergenerational kiss Jeremy and Leslie because he's thirsty enough to
get She's gonna find him kind of cute and it's
(01:26:00):
thirsty enough to get airtime. I'm gonna say, in demand
Young Jonathan from Gen season. I think the women are
gonna want him because he's a good guy and he's
hot and he's like and he's in the media, like
he's like got status on Instagram. In demand Old, I said, Leslie,
(01:26:21):
cake throw her Old, I said, Kathy and cake throw
her Young.
Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
I said Sam, Oh, Sam's gonna be the little whiny.
Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
I had Sam on my list too, Yeah, and I
was like, okay, and here's my pitch for Old Engaged,
Backup Old Engaged, RJ and Natasha he's the tall financial planner,
and I feel like they look good together. We don't
know much about him, but he's the one that is
six foot five and a financial advisor, and I think
(01:26:51):
he could end up with somebody. And I said Natasha
because she's fun and has big old kazumbas, and but wow,
what a what a you guys? I want to just
give us all.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
It's just a journey that we all figured we all
figured it out together. And I would say this was
a very successful, very first ever Bachelor in Paradise, and
we've never done a draft, and we've never done an
intergenerational Bachelor in Paradise. I feel very equipped to go
into the season.
Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
I think we made history today we.
Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Did Doctor Banana. Any final thoughts on this going into
the season.
Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
You know, I'm excited to see how it works out.
Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Now all of our listeners need to cleol your jets.
Here's the thing, guys. Your girl got a big, huge
job and I'm going to be filming, so the episodes
are going to be way delayed. I'm gonna have to
record them on the weekends after the fact. Unless we
actually we'll get this shows maybe in advance. Maybe we
(01:27:49):
could record an advance.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we can't. I think we could
do it in the weekend in advance.
Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Okay, let's figure that out.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Yes, and maybe maybe we'll be on time.
Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
If if we're not on time, it's because we didn't
get the episodes. So we'll try to do it the
week before, but just in the beginning the second half
of the series. I'll be back, So the first half
it might be a delay.
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
But maybe we'll be earlier than ever. Who knows.
Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
But I'm going to go to Atlanta. I'm going to Atlanta,
so super excited about that.
Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
But then I'll be back.
Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
We'll finish off the season irl Slobviously. In conclusion, Jerry Trainer,
what would you like to promote? Jerry and I are
doing a stand up show together. We are this Sunday
night in Burbank at.
Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
The Comedy Chateau.
Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
At seven pm.
Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Yeah. Are we supposed to be telling everybody we can?
Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
It's free.
Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
So if you want to see me and Brian Sofie
and Jerry Trainer do stand up, I'm doing all new materials.
Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
It's we should tell people. If we're going to invite people,
we should know it's it's all it's mostly first time
stand up. Yeah, it's all we're all testing out five
minute sets. Yes, I so you're not. You're not. It's
not Doug's show, no professional.
Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
I think you should also know I'm trying to get
the set, to get it late night set. I'm intentionally
the set. I'm hoping that night I can submit to
do a late night set.
Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
So, so the audience should know your audience that you
are fantastic at it.
Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
We thank you, and so Jerry, so are you. Hey, So,
if you guys want to common support and help get
me a good late night be loud laughers. It's free.
You have to make a reservation. It's on the Comedy
Chateau website. It's at seven pm, and it's new material
and a lot of people are really good.
Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
It's going to be fun and generous laughter. It's all supportive.
It's gonna be lots of friends and family members.
Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
It's that and Bryan Sofie's doing it, and but like
Jerry's killing it, and like I hope Jerry starts doing
lots of stand up.
Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Well because you're fucking funny.
Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Okay, Doggie BB, what would you like to promote.
Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
I am doing shows every month at Dynasty Rider here
in Los Angeles. Fun and Douglas Moovies dot Com is
where you can find out more about that Douglas movie.
Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
There's so fun.
Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
It's so fun to do them live.
Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
And you know, just uh yeah, just go to my
website and uh, I'll always put what I'm doing on there.
Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Okay, I love it a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
More chances to see me in LA though, because I'm
enjoying just uh, you know, staying in La a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
I've been doing a lot of shows in LA, and
I agree with you. I feel protective of LA and
I've enjoyed being here. And uh, Doctor Banana and I
are breaking down Summerhouse right now on Patreon and uh
catch Man Righteous Gemstones if you haven't watched it, it's
a great I'm on season four. It's super fun, Katie,
take it home.
Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
or foster a pet right now. North Central in LA
and South LA shelters are especially full and desperately need fosters.
Zoe is from South LA and there's Foster South LA program.
There's also Shy Club Rescue, which is at South LA
and as someone with a shy dog, Like, please don't
dismiss them. They're really sweet and really great dog coalition
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at North Central. Like if you get in touch with them,
they will help you.
Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Out every step of the way.
Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
So like you're like, oh, it's scary to foster dog
or adopt a dog, Like just talk to them.
Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Like everyone that volunteers there so nice.
Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Well, everything that Katie just said is a yes.
Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
And also, I thank you to our our Etsy store,
Rebecca green Thimble.
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Thank you for it's so fucking huge. She made them
for us. They're so cute and it's really well made.
Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
It's super sturdy and it feels like it's maybe water
proof and or like you know, water resistant. And then, uh,
don't forget to order yourself a sleep crown. I don't
have a code right now, but I know I'm going
to be bringing mine to Atlanta. And doctor Banana has
a new handle if you want to when the show
comes out. How can people be in the running for
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posts so the week? What's your new handle on Instagram?
Speaker 6 (01:32:03):
Oh, that's right, my Instagram handle is now Anaconda hosts NIA,
so you can DM me on there. My Twitter is
still the same Anna host on Twitter or what are
you on Twitter? And then I my threads is also
now Ana Conda host n so you can threads me
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on day.
Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Or that's so fun? Oh the hat? Okay, you guys,
so fun to be back. We missed you.
Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
This is the longest break we've ever had because they
didn't do the Bachelorette. This was a weirdly long break.
What a fun way to be back. Come see us
do stand up and we'll see you guys in July.
Speaker 6 (01:32:42):
Bye.
Speaker 8 (01:32:44):
Oh yeah, We're gonna get all up in you tonight.
It feels so good.
Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
I just got one little question finger.
Speaker 8 (01:32:55):
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