"BDE: BIG DIANE ENERGY!" w/ Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster and Paul Danke

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
We can talk about it because he doesn't know. Paul
doesn't know the history that you were almost my stepfather.
He doesn't know. You're gonna like it.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I like your shirt.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I dressed up. I put on my like Colonel Sanders Ball.
I was like, I tried to go like to be like,
I don't know cool.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
You look like a good.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Way the hairror. I'm going to be honest. It's extensions.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
You're ready, You're ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for ready.
I could be any links I'm am.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I could be a sea witch. I could be a
sea witch.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Hell we do.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Welcome to another episode of Will Except This Rose. My
name is Art Marine, coming to you from my bougie
garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys were back and
we're dressed like it's fall but it's still We're hot
boxing it in here. But you're can I see are
these pants are a skirt?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
This is like a like Amazon crochet.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, what under your what are you wearing underneath? You
look sexy? Can I just say? You were requested from
Aaron Foley? But she but she wasn't gonna be She
couldn't be here this week, but the week said she's
gonna She asked for you, but but you're not going
to be here. We went dancing for her birthday the
other night. Okay, listen, here we go. Okay, let me

(01:18):
just introduce everybody. You guys were back. I have long hair.
Now let's pretend it's mine. Let's just say I got
it got very damaged in Atlanta, like it got like
fried off, and then somebody like raisored it while clippins
were in, so it wasn't even like a proper haircut
they like Clippins were and then they just started cutting
the top of my head. So like when so they're leading,
Lady became like like it was it looked like Smeegel,

(01:42):
like clinging to my ring and it wasn't good. And
I have hearty hair, I have ginger hair, and and
I went to my hair addresser had a hair cut,
and she was like what the fuck, She's what the
fuck happened? She's like, no, no, you can't. You can't promote
the show like you. We have to you just to
get some hair and then we'll write it out. So
I got to tell you overnight, I became not a

(02:04):
sea witch, but the Mermaid, the Mermaid of Hollywood's.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Mermaids, Thermaid of Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, little Mermaid of Hollywood, and this team back together.
And I'm going to tell you, guys, after I introduced you, guys,
I did every special thing this weekend, and I'm going
to tell you up topic. But I want to just
get going before and we're here to do draft picks.
And it's your first draft pick. It is you got
invited into the into the Mother Mother love.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I have to say I was so excited to be here.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Were you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was because I love it. I love a side
unseen judgment. Yes, raised me.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And this comes in this we're gonna channel Mama, Mama Dankey.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Mama Dankey. She was like the queen of seeing someone
walking down the street and she would like do an
impression of them. Oh wow, like, oh look at this
lady with my hair.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
In my.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Thought of this the Mermaid of Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
She was like, oh, she's so glamorous.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, mine all mine, Okay, So we'll start. We'll start
with you. We're starting with our newest entry. Okay, the
freshman class. You are our rookie of the Year. Now,
we've had a lot. Beverly D'Angelo, who's been a rookie, Wow,
Debbie Ryan, Jerry Traynor, Doug Benson. There's been a lot

(03:16):
we had. Last year we had this clar brother's daughter,
Daisy's Clark incredible. She was incredible. So I want to
tell you that you have big and small shoes to
fill and that so you know him he has he's
a stand up comedian. He has an album coming out
that also happens the name of his album also happens

(03:37):
to be the name that he got on this podcast.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the program. Our rookie of
the Year. Paul Danky aka Dankey, del Mar him Danky,
He's Stanky Danky, you.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Can call me, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
He would not be the first del Mar.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Honey, yeah, honey, it comes out of this Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh my god, that's so Excitedly, Well, I'll put it
on all my all my output, I'll have my I'll
have my my bird fly it out and my smoke
signals take you.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
And you know, there's a lot of good horny material
on this. Yes, you've come to the right yes, or
in the right place.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yes, we know you have a horny song about the
range light over the oven. That's time to get at it.
When the range light is.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
On, that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And you know what, maybe some of these women will
be putting on the range light for this disgusting bachelor.
Is he discussed that?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Do you hear? What do you hear? Although?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Also with us today?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Nice, he's back, I'm back and I'm looking for love.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Is he good? No, he has a new child, but
that doesn't that doesn't stop a man still looking. Look,
you can have a quadrupule or whatever we have. He
was a Bouche of the Year twenty sixteen, Bouts of
the Year twenty seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty twenty one, twenty two,
twenty three, twenty four, twenty five.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
A decade is my tenth year?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
What's wrong at this point?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I feel like the problems you I'm just gonna say
ten years in not one person that's of the year.
What's happening?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, JJ, it was going to be me J.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
So here's it. Let me bring him in, Ladies and gentlemen.
You know him as God from Supernatural. You also know
he's killing it on the New Apple show called.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
The Owen Wilson Show. Stick was it? Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I saved that.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I haven't seen it yet. What's you call it?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Stick?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Stick? Okay? The almost show. I aunditioned for that. I
guess I didn't get it. But you please, you are
taking I was taking yourself the men I was. I
was being a sea witch, ladies and gentlemen Bachelor the
Year and my my stepfather, Rob Benedict, thank you. Here's
what you need to know. So when my dad died,

(05:37):
there was one year that my mom was alive and
she was a part of the program, and we went
and did a live show in Nashville, and the only
people on the show Aaron fully bailed. The only people
on the show were me, my mother who came in
last minute, and Rob Benedict. And and then there was
she's so intimate and my mom is also like I

(05:58):
remember there was a woman who came up and like
a cat onesie and my mom was just my mom
used the microphone like a suggestion, like she would have
talked into it. She like swung out like a And
then afterwards, so she started going on the dating apps
and she went on a couple dates with like men
her age and she was like, ugh. She goes, art
have you She goes, I don't want to see a
new set of old man balls. She goes, she goes,
have you seen old man balls? You don't want to

(06:19):
see all. I don't want a new set of old
man balls. Like I just like, I feel like I'm
like nineteen because I want to date like a forty
five year old man. I like that. She was already
like a baby, like okay, daddy, like she want to
be nineteen. She goes like, you know, like your friend Rob,
I want to date your friend Rob now who was
married at the time, but he said I would totally
date your mom. How about that.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, I'm really sorry for your loss. And yes it's window.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
But she was a good time I got she had
a lot of opinions. She was a good time she was,
so we had a good time. Also a woman. No,
I talked about you Friday. I talked about your Friday night,
Oh Aaron, fully was her birthday and we went dancing
and we both I had a cocktail. I had a cocktail,
a whole adults long, more than a thumble. I had

(07:07):
a cocktail. I had an adult cocktail because it was
Aaron's birthday, and then I was like, where's padget She's
like where's She's like, we need to text me.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
So when you sent me pictures, Yes, yes, I was
home cooking, drinking mom wine.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well we were drinking. We were drinking like tequila, soda,
water girl, and then we went dancing. We were at
a lesbian dance party on a roof. I had a
woman asking if I was twenty five, and I was like,
yes I am. But we were like, we need to
get her here. You know her from Criminal Minds. You
know her as my best friend. You know her as

(07:45):
the woman of the most such a symmetrical face that
Aaron can't sit directly across from you. She has to
sit Caddy corner because she can't handle it because you
jingle her chemicals so much. Ladies and gentlemen, our secretary
of State, She's back, Paget, Bruce ding back.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Aaron Foley is my wonder woman.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
No, she's just the I I want you to know.
She's single, is she The green light is on.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm just letting you know.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
If we're in the great range, the range light is on.
I'm just letting you know. So that's why that's why.
That's why we went dancing, because she needed a wing woman.
I was because I also said to her, and again,
no disrespect, I'm just saying, Erin, you haven't danced with
me at my dance party for the last three years. Whoa,

(08:31):
I'm just saying and and like and again I respect
the need to calm down, but not permanently.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, that's not dance, not.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
To not dance. So we dance, so she's free. I'm
just putting it out there also with us coming to
us from who knows where city, it could be any
if you're not okay, bla, if you are not okay
a woman that is literally taking over all media, she
is my wings.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
We are gonna go.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
We're gonna have spring break in Miami twenty twenty six.
We gotta just save your money up.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
You, me and Allie.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
We're going where we go, where we stay at the stands.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
Standards, and then we're gonna go tell too many people,
and then we're gonna go to Key West, and then
we're gonna go to Key West. We're gonna rent a
car and drive down a Key West.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
And I'm gonna have a thong and I'm gonna get
an undertit and we're gonna wear and we're gonna go
hang out and we're going to We're literally you, me
and Ali are going to spring break in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
Yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, we're gonna run over Iguana.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, gonna Doctor hannahmon Tits.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
That's what happens. That's Key West, Like, can.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I can I stay with you for a couple of
nights in a few days. You don't even have to
be there, you don't have to entertain me at all?

Speaker 7 (09:42):
In New York?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, great, Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna Rosanna,
Dana Mitten rose Meyer, Sheen Levigne Marine. Because I married
Charlie Sheen's program doctor Banana, I forgot I'm seen Marine,
I'm Sheen Marine. I married Charlie she and I'm art

(10:03):
and she and Marine. Isn't that incredible?

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Were really emotional in that documentary.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I got very emotional. I got very everything I went through.
But I'm still in I'm still with him, We're still together.
I was like, what's better Marine Sheen or Sheen Marine?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
And I think she and Marine.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I'd have to change into Ardan like a country singer. Ardane.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
She and marine.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Too much marine.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
You know what, Jason, Jason.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Instead of Arden, she's Ardane.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I can marry you know how about this? I could
marry and divorce Jason Aldean quickly, but keep his name
so I could go Jason Aldean, Jason Aldean, she Marine perfect. Okay?
Also with us as a woman, there's been so many
animals rescued on your watch? Can I just sit worch
That was my mom watched Washington d C.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
And work works.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
You're back, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to say, like,
wasn't it it was?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Who it was?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Saint Francis is of a cz with all the animals,
you are as our Saint Francis of A of Abiza
from this podcast, or Francis of Abiza getting the in
the animals going, kat money, kat money, Let me in.
How are the animals doing that? You called a Jew
a Catholic? I mean I grew up with no, I
grew up with I'm going to call it, but you're

(11:27):
Saint Francis of Abiza, So that's sort of sort of
you know, the non denomination blessing of the animals over yeah,
down to all of VERI streets. Look, look, we're welcoming
for all denominations. Here Sat Francis of Abezi Francis. I'm sorry.

(11:48):
Here's what I want to say.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
I still okay.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
We'll talk about that later. Here's what I wanted to
tell you one thing before we get going. We're doing
draft picks today, So get your computers out, boys and
girls and whoever however you identify, go to ABC dot.
We're doing the Golden Bachelor. For the grossest Golden Bachelor.
In one second, here's what I did this weekend. You
guys don't love it. You know how he did that track? Oh,
I shouldn't say that. I did that dance movie. Yeah,
and it was fun.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
It was fun. It was fun, it was fun, it.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Was good.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
There was a lot of TikTok influencers on it, and
nobody asked me a question for four weeks and that
was fine. I mean even like, how was your day?
Would you do it?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Like?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Are you okay? Not sing? Like there was not even
you know what, maybe we cut this out. You know,
they're not listening because they didn't listen then and they're
not listening how so so, but children not ask people
how they were teens though they were at team like teens.
I don't know, how are you doing? Some of them
do not really not These not influencers, not influencers. But

(12:47):
here's what I want to say. The gift of it
was the crew was so great and the young lady
who was the choreographer was so incredible. And every year
she's invited me. She's built this company and she's invited
me to see her her company's permits at the end.
So she sent me. She hounded me this year. She
sent me like seventeen texts. She goes, I'm going to
send you tickets. Have I told you this yet? So

(13:07):
I Anna, I went. I went to the show in Glendale.
It was incredible and they were ages like seven to twenty.
The dancing was beautiful. It was incredible. It wasn't like
it wasn't like toddlers and tierras. It was it was
like incredible. I mean, I wish it was, obviously I
was disappointed that it wasn't. It was so I was moved.
It was like they were such incredible, They're like professional dancers.

(13:30):
So afterwards I went up to her and I was like,
this is incredible. I want to learn how to dance.
She was like, I teach children. I said, that's not
a problem. Like I'm like, what are your novices and
she's like, they're like age eight to eleven? And I
was like, and I woke up the next morning, I
was like, okay, sincerely, if I'm not distracting, can I
sign up for your age eight to eleven dance classes?

(13:52):
And she said yes, yes, And then then I had
this vision because when the show comes out, I was like,
can I go on the Tonight Show and have like
my troop come with me and like we do or
we do like the Jennifer Hudson spirit line with my
like peers. That's amazing so so so she said yes
and then and then she said I was like, well
when does it start? She's like, the kids, like the
little ones start in November. I could do privacy with

(14:12):
you before, but I do classes and but they're like
they are advanced professionals. And I was like, when's your
next class? And she's like in one hour? So I
went it was ages eight to twenty. I went to
where Britney spears, does it millennial, millennium whatever that.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
You went to Millennium.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I went to Millennium. Saturday, Millennium. Can I send you videos?
So out sudden you have a video. There's there's the
little kids, who are they picked? I've never taken a
chance class of my life. I wore a half shirt,
but respectfully, I didn't have undertit. But the kids were
so supportive and just treated me. And they're like, you're
doing a really good job. And they couldn't. They were

(14:49):
they've been dancing since they were like they were. I didn't.
It's like they were speaking Russian. I don't know. I
could not follow along, but I did my best. They
made me dance and get videoed with only like they
broke us off into groups of four wheel to watch
each other and film it. At the end, they were incredible,
like professional dancers.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Well, yeah, you're a millennium. I'm I mean, only the
best go to Millennium. Everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
This isn't the boys and girls class.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
No, it was a millennium. I'm so I know I'm going.
I'm going every Lime.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Don't say where you're going to be there, nobody.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Our our fans are nice. Our fans are good, okay good,
Our fans are the nicest. So I went and I'm
not gonna be there this week because I'm gonna be
out of town. But like I went, and I started,
and I started with the advanced, but I'm gonna do
the classes with the like the eight to twelve years,
and then there's gonna be like a recital which our
listeners are gonna be invited to, and there's gonna be
recital of my novice class with the little with the

(15:40):
eight year old, and I'm going to get to be
a part of it, and they're gonna film it, and
I'm hoping to be on the Tonight show and show
a video of my recital or performat.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh great, isn't this.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Don't It's a great idea?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
But and beyond that a perfect crime? I had to
really like I it was. It was a perfect you know,
it's a perfect crime. Stabbing somebody was an icicle.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
You're so right.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I've thought about it, or a leg of lamb and
then you eat it. Okay, Anyway, that's what happened. It
was a really beautiful weekend for me. It meant a lot,
and now I'm a dancer beautiful.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I knew something was different and it wasn't the extensions
the denim shirt vest.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
It wasn't the crop. It wasn't the crop.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
It wasn't Carl Sanders crop. It was that.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It wasn't Can I get dance? Could you feel it?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
You felt it? You felt that I became a dancer.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
You felt that I became a professional child dancer. Somebody
told me I was their favorite new to earth child adult.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
That is it's not nice.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Okay, enough about me. Here's what you need to know, Paul.
And here's what you need to know, Paget, doctor Banana,
take it away. Inform everybody about what an absolute piece
of shit or golden bat.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, this guy, well, what's his name?

Speaker 6 (16:55):
What's his mill Owens is a sixty six year old
Michigan native play in the NFL and then became what
a realtor or something?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay, where is like a lawyer?

Speaker 7 (17:04):
That's usually how it.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sixty's sixty six. He's an old white guy from Oranges.
He's sixty six.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh he lives in Orange County.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Now okay, so so okay, I'll just same that's all
I know. How about this. I'll read his biography and
then Anna fill in the rest. Yes, okay, ready, okay,
mel owns he's handsome. He's sixty six. He's a good
looking guy. He's a former NFL veteran turned lawyer. Okay.
So he lives in the Orange County. He was born
and raised in Midwestern family in Detroit, and his athleticism

(17:33):
shown through it at an early age. So he always
got the girls. You know, he's not a late bloomer. Okay.
He went to you, Michigan and he was ninth overall
picked in the nineteen eighty one NFL Draft by the Rams.
So he's not fucking around, Katie, you're back. I was
called it basketball. You're a basketball fan, okay. Okay. So
then he retired and then he went into law and

(17:53):
he moved to Orange County and he and he was
helping others those seeking justice for sports related injuries. I'm like,
are you a sports related ambulance chaser? I don't know, yes, Okay.
So then he met his first love and they had
two sons, and then she she passed away. Oh no,
that's I think they go through it. You wish, you wish,

(18:16):
you wish.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
He his father died and then I think he was like,
wait a minute, I only live once.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
I need to fuck other women.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
He divorced his wife, so he channeled his energy probably
into fucking all of Orange County. From what I can
tell from this man, from what we've known since, it's
saying in rich are raising his girls, but from what
we've since learned, I don't buy it. And he coached
their teams, so he's ready to discover, rediscover a love
rooted for simple joys of companionship. He wants to make

(18:45):
plans for the future and grow together stronger. So here's
what you need to know. When the show was pitched,
and it was pitched as the rules of the game
where you had to be sixty year older, and that
was why America really fell for it at first. It
was we all saw our moms and dads who were
my mom's still vital about to date Rob Benedict. You know,
you didn't know you were going to fall for a

(19:06):
seventy one the plan you were going to fall so hard,
so you didn't know. So like that was like to
see a JJ go find love with this guy, Like
that's like I feel protective of my mom. Tell us
what has since happened since he was announced Banana, Well.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
I guess he did an interview with Glamour magazine, which, okay,
that's a choice, and he said that he would. He said,
if there are six, he basically said he only wants
date women between forty five and sixty, and if they
were sixty or over, I'm cutting them.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Did he even wasn't it forty to fifty five?

Speaker 7 (19:41):
It was forty five to sixty apparently.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Okay, okay, we should go back.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
And I said, if there were contestants over the age
of sixty, he would.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Because he said, I don't want any No, he's sixty six.
He said he didn't want anyone, and he said and
he said, I don't want any broken hips. This isn't
the Platinum Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh man?

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, what else? It was pretty brigting.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
She said, no extension.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
So I'm out, he's cutting everybody but two.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You know, they're all older, but there's one they have
to but that was the name of the game. They
had to be sixteen older. Yeah, so wait a minute, wait,
will you google what he said? Will you google the
specifics of his controversy.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
I remember reading about this and I thought, oh, I'm
sure they dumped this guy and they're just gonna get
a different batchler because it's not like he's a famous
guy that they're building this show around.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
So apparently nobody wanted him and reality Steve said they
pulled the plug on him.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
See that's what I thought, but they didn't.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh okay, so Banana.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
One of the things he said was he tried. He
told producers to try to stay away from the artificial
hips and the wigs, you know that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh, I get it.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
So I just want you guys to know I'm reading
this on aarp.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
He's a villain of aar Well, here's what to me,
what bums me out, and what I loved about this franchise.
It's such a bummer that. Gosh, they had a chance
to do it right. It was so heartwarming to see
all the the women were so sparkly, and then to
see the male friendships, Like then they picked the youngest
woman who was not ready to date, who was like

(21:10):
seeing her past husband and hawks everywhere. So then you
see the but the men were falling in friendship love,
and so there's this sort of sincere beauty like we
don't we are not a cynical podcast, like we want
our moms to find we want so to come in
and already insult all of the women out of the gate.
So even is it almost rude or that they kept him? Yeah,

(21:33):
and you know that, like you know that you have
to like that he doesn't see your value ors are
worth it like that just because you're over the age
of sixty, you're supposed to put yourself on a shelf
forever and you're not have to have any experience or vitality. No,
he can't. Not is too deep ingrained you think, well,
that was very hopeful. I just feel like five in

(21:55):
five weeks with no therapy. I mean, he said that
to a press salt at I mean, and the and
the name of the game is sixty enough, so then
don't do it. Do you think he was trying to
be funny?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh, I know, I don't disagree with you. I think
it's a very callous type of sense of humor. But
it is like it's like Trump humor.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's like, I know, but Trump, but Trump would also
not want to do somebody over sixty exactly.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
They're kidding, but they're not joking.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's even worse. I'd rather they're saying the truth playfully.
I don't even think he was even saying it in
a joking manner, right, Banana, I've never heard of it.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I think he was saying, I don't want I want
them to be forty five to sixty.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I gotta say, I've been going for the last month
to Huntington Beach every weekend of the Dog Beach. I'm
I'm loving this is a beautiful beach. But we've been
going out to dinner down there afterwards. Yeah, and you
see a lot of Melvin Owens loud to talk, like
the kind of guys that are dicks to a waiter
ye bill tip big, and they feel like that titles

(23:00):
that yes dicks, yes and I but.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
It's a fake friendly dick where it's like what's your
name Champ, what's your name Champ.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I had a date with a guy in Atlanta that
like tipped really big. I went on one date and
all the waitress I went back to that restaurant and
like the waitresses were like, he like molests everyone here,
Like he like grabs the waitresses. Like thank god, I
didn't go on to say again, I was a launch
date and I was like got hammered at lunch. I'm like,
this is not He's a man an adult, and I

(23:29):
was just like, oh, but he tipped huge and was
like hey sweetheart, like it was like, no, but yes,
you're exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
When you see a guy toss his credit card instead
of handing it or putting it down, that's a huge
red flat and young, youngish Melvin here, he's a credit
card tosser.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Wow, I know exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
What Have you ever tossed your credit card?

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Wrock?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
No, no, no, I fumbled it and dropped it on
the ground.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh my god, my mom. You she I'm not even joking.
She was like, I want to date Rob.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Good taste.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
She has good taste. I don't blame her. Okay. So
here's how it works. Here's the name of the game
for those who are playing along at home. We are
and by the way, it's not going to take forever
because there's not that many women exactly. So we'll each
week like twenty So we go on the circle and
we read all the bios and so here's what we're
looking for, and you'll keep track. So this is your
sheet to keep track. You can make notes as you go.

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So we're looking for our top one, two, and three
in order, like who's going to get who's going to
be the winner, who's making who are the two that
are gonna make it to fantasy suites? So you go
win our first runner up, second runner up. Then we
have villain, Then we have the fire starter. They're different.
The villain is like just coming in to be the
jerk and maybe get airtime. The fire starter is the

(24:53):
one that sort of should we say different words since.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Stirs the pot? You were physically doing it?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yes, like that's my fire starter, but like the one
who after this year, I feel like we don't want
to We'll use a different terminology. This ship, this ship,
sir that the person who goes in and is sort
of a friend of me or is like like the
that who think is your ally but is actually working

(25:19):
against you. And then we maybe we I think this,
Maybe we'll do drunk on the first night, and then
who will be the next bachelorette? Is there any fun
category we want for about horns? We had hornius last
year with Sandra. Let's have horny as instead of drunk
or in addition, wait, so we have okay, so we
have top three top three hornyist. Do you want drunk too?

(25:43):
We have villain, villain, sister next, the next bachelorette, and
then do we want hornious ship stre Do we also
want drunk?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yes, definitely want drunk because it takes one to know one.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Okay, great, Okay, great, I know I'll call that. Okay,
So here's how it's gonna work.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I know mom wine, I know all about mom wine,
so that will start.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Okay, this one looks fun right out of the gate.
We're gonna sat and we passed the computer around and
you read you just read it.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Okay, you're gonna start. Okay, so we each take one. Okay,
first up, we have Paget take it away.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
This is Alexandra sixty seven, Miami, Florida. Luxury Yacht Sales
Reports Luxury Luxury.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
She's looking hot.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Alexandra is ready to finally find her happily ever after.
The vibrant Colombian beauty believes that it is just a
number and she hasn't retired from living or loving. Proud
single mom of three, constantly on the go, knows how
to live life to the fullest. She jogs eight miles.
Everything he's gonna like that. She likes dancing at concerts,
traveling the world. She hopes to find someone passionate who

(26:52):
can keep up with her. Okay, okay, okay, here are
the fun facts. Alexandra loves listening to Bob Marley.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
Alexandra was hard for the Columbia National foot palteam. Okay,
and Alexandra proposed to her first husband, suggesting there was
more than one husband.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
He's not gonna like this. He's not gonna like, he's
not gonna.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Like her taking the lead.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
He's gonna maybe take her to the fantasy suits because
he's going to be horny for her, but he's not
going to like that. She proposed as too much agency
for a woman. Doctor Banana thoughts.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
You know, like I think the wall in you know,
like in her nose is missing from the amount of
cocaine she's.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
That is not an original nose.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You're right, dad, And it might have been from like blast.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
There is so much cocaine up that night.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
That might be a little bit of a Stevie Nick's
cocaine situation, which I'm not mad at.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I think she both is it in the bottom right, Yeah,
that's when.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, that's what Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
You had to cocaine up. The bee had a special assistant. Yeah,
that's what an engineer told me.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna say she.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Is hot, she's gonna I think he's gonna be horny
for her, and I think that he's going to be
a creep enough that she's going, in my mind, might
be number three. You don't announce yet. I think he's
gonna take her from to fantasy suitees. But she's not
gonna meet his family because I feel like he's that
kind of a guy that's like a Madonna horror kind
of a guy that's sort of like she proposed. She

(28:21):
has a fake nose and has cocaine in her beehole.
She can't meet my kids in Orange County.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Do we have any intel on his previous marriage?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Great question, doctor better Banana. Will you look up first
to one, Katie? Can you look up the first wife
of Melona's. Yeah, oh, we know they got divorced after
his dad died. Okay, and I'm gonna guess it was
his doing. I'm going to guess he had a midlife crisis.
Filed for divorce in February twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Do you have a picture of him right before the pandemic?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Good?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
For her, good for her, Fabian Fabiana Pimente.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Oh so she is got a ted, he's got a tier, he's.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Got a type.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Okay, can we have a picture Fabiana Fabbiana?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
No way, is that Italian?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Or wait, wait, she's see now another seventeen years. I'm
going to say he had a midlife crisis. Yeah, I'm
going to say midlife crisis. He's like, I know, killed
her and he getting read over her with the mercy
what what? I don't know what? Daily Mail.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
Assault and it says mel Owens ordered to pay nine
hundred and eighty thousand dollars in divorce settlement as X
issue issues start.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Read it, read it? What's read it? You don't pay
for the day. Okay, wait, do you have the Daily
Mail Banana with your iHeart?

Speaker 4 (29:34):
No, no one's paying for that.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Google Google ex warning Banana mel Owens. Let's see what
the warning was.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Wait, she was nineteen years younger than him.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, this is fun, that's fun. Here we go. This
was apparently she issued a warning where she said good luck.
I mean, it's gonna be bad, but I don't want
to be involved in this. Whoa, Okay, look what you
need to do? More research. Go on Reddit. Go on Reddit,
read and Reddit hates his Okay, read it, Katie, go
and read it, Katie him and like my process.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Okay, people, they do the best intel.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
People on Reddit hate him and they're not Okay, wait
tell me what? Tell me what is on redded about
his ex particularly from people that hate him. People just
are like mad that it's him.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Should because it's disrespectful all of our mom They should
have replaced him.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Of course I assumed they did.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
That's they should have replaced him. But it's fun that
they didn't. And here who we are Banana? What did
they say on Reddit?

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (30:31):
I don't. I haven't found too much.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Literally, people are not talking to Okay, right right, Okay,
off we go. Here comes Amy. You're up. Now let's
hear about Amy.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Amy's from Shorthels, New Jersey. Yes, she has a bold,
bubbly and goofy as.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
She is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
Family is everything to Amy, so much so that she
works as a professional mamager with the internet famous twin daughters.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Nightmare, Wow, nightmare.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
When she's not working or hanging with her twins, Amy
exercising for two hours a day.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay, Okay, this is fine.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Okay, delicious meals going dancing. As far as her dating
life goes, she's compared herself to a kid in a
candy stool. Okay, she hasn't found the one quite yet.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (31:11):
The Mamager lives a vibrant, full life looking for mister Wright.
She makes the best potato pancakes.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Okay, okay, okay, potato okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (31:24):
Amy loves petticures despite the fact that she's insanely ticklish.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Okay, Okay, she has.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
A built in BS detector. Okay, I would.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Like her for real Housewives of New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yeah, yeah, me too. She deserves better than me, Katie.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Can you look up some of their instagrams? That's always
fun to see.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
If we see them in the running for anything?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
You think Mary, she could be a store She could
be horny.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Or villain, I mean a mager.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Mamager feels like shitster or horny.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
You might be right, because what we're.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
All private for now? What about the first one?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Wait, no, here it is.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Do you want to get famous or want the exact
What about Alexandria? What are her kids look like?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
The Momager's kids let's judge those kids, you.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Know, I mean, like, what kind of.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
No, she's on there, she's got her picture on there.
She might be a villain.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
And her kids are like sometimes you're like, that's a
sexy outfit for an eight year old.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Right right, right, Okay, Okay, she's going a question, shitster.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Maybe horny Okay, maybe horny could be drunk on the
first night.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
This is fun so far.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I love iteste It Andra from Los Angeles, California.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, retired federal work. She's gorgeous, seventy seven, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
He's not gonna like that she's out.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
She's just I know, and he's just he's a fool
because she looks he's huxtable.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
She's so pretty. Yes, Claire Claire.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I bet could rock his world's too closed minded for it.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Andrew had gone it all.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yes, she does.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Smart, compassionate and ready to find her book. Yes, Andrew
is looking for someone who will make her flutter, and
she can usually tell right away if there's a connection.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Now retired, Andrew loved her job working for the federal
government and strives to make a difference in the world.
Around her. When she's not crafting or hanging out with
her grandson, she can be found in the gym or
out to dinner with friends. I love her and if
she looks familiar, Andrew.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Is she's sister of.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Sandra Mason from season one.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yes the.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Morning Way, twin share share horniness or just one take
the hornyness.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Well, you know there's a twin language, so maybe there's
a twin horny language.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
This needs to be studied. I'm going back to college.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, okay, great, I'm going to complete college.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Says talk about deja vu? Will Mel get Andra's vote?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Now?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
See what the polls say her fun facts Andrew has
never been late paying a bill. Andre earned her master's
degree at six one years old.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Wow, I love her.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Is a low key, adrenaline junkie.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I love Andrew. I want Andrew to adopt me.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I'm into her.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Think she'd leave your wife and go for Andrew.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
She's what I'm getting from this is some subtle coating
of I'm a really fun person, but she needs to
put out the official.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think might be a bobcat in the sack.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I Sandra was she's really well?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
She because because I think and might be I think
and might be a bobcat. Pretty sexy.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
That's great, but I bet it takes a lot of
work to get her into bed. Oh, I think she's
gonna have.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
She likes her, she likes she.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Want to be She's Yeah, she loves herself, she knows better.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
She has to be chased to give it away.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
But I'm gonna keep. Melody Owens whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Mel is short for Melody meloyn Melanie Melbourne melow.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
She looks great for seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, so beautiful, she's sparkly. Okay, KT money, you're up,
all right?

Speaker 7 (35:01):
We have Carla.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Carla is also gorge gorge So Carla is a former
model from Los Angeles as well. I mean she's beautiful,
sixty sixty two gorgeous. He's gonna like her age in
comparison with seventy seven. He's gonna like that. She's quite
the catch. She's smart, beautiful, emotionally intelligent, ready to find
her perfect match. She's a full time midlife influencer who

(35:22):
inspires other women to embrace a happy, fulfilled life at
any age.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
And while she.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Cherishes the work she does online, her pride and joy
is her daughter.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
When it comes to dating. She's ready to be madly
in love but finds it difficult dating in La. She's
here for the real deal. She loves to read autobiography. Okay,
she went on a solo safari in Tanzania.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Not a cat her what She's not a cat person? Oh,
she's out. She's not what a cat person?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
A cat person?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
She she's just not. That's one of her facts.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Not a cat person.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, so she doesn't wouldn't like Mittens? You can't.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I can't you think mill Owens is a cat person.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
No, it doesn't seem like.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
No, I think that'll be I think I think he's
does she even knows ring.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Life that.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
You've grown when you heard midlife influencer.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, there's just something very repugnant about identifying as an
influencer full stop, no matter what your life one is
really like Scriftory. Yeah, very like lotions oil serums, just
like all.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
The yell you could she be a villain or Yeah?
I think she's gonna be top three and horny.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Woa you do.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I think she's hot and she's on the younger side.
I think she's sexy.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I think she's at least going to play sexy and
horny for the show as an influencer minded person.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Yeah, so smart.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I think.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
We love good.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Look the newbies on it and he's fine all right, Okay,
could he could be Okay, what is it?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Slutty?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
We could have horn Okay, doctor Banana, you're up with Carol?

Speaker 7 (37:14):
All right? Carol from Villa Park, California. Family manager from
baseball All Star Freddie.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Just like a wait a second, is Freddie Freeman alive?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yes, yes, he's famous.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
He's done. He's doing quite well for him.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, he's All Star first basement for the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Wait a minute, what is that? What does that mean?

Speaker 8 (37:38):
He's like a very big baseball but what is family?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Way? That probably has like family like no, no, what
does it mean to be an All star first basement?
Is he still playing?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Like literally in the World Series?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
He hit all these Wait, he's one of the best.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
He's playing now. He's very famous.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
How old is he?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Probably thirty six?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Okay, okay, So she wouldn't be for Atlanta and.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
They got traded into Dodgers.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
It was a big deal. Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
So that means she helps run his house. So that
means she held really good for thirty six. That means
that he runs like shen.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
She manages his multiple properties.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
He probably has found's. He's her nephew, so she might
like she might like book flights for the family or
hotel like if they go to a new city, she
helps them find a nanny, the housekeeper, a life that bit.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Honestly, if this guy comes from a football back like that, he's.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Gonna like your crazy eyes she's got and she lives
in southern California.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I think she Yeah, I think she's she's a she's
her crazy eyes. I'm looking, I'm enjoying.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Can I see it in color? She's not Nicole Kidman's face,
she's we know who which celebrity she took to her doctor?

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:48):
But also doesn't you can see him? You seemil Owen's
thinking we're Barbie and Ken. Yes, you know we're We're
Orange County Barbie and Kent. But he might not be
into blonde women.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Well that's true so far. His ex wife younger, young
and Italian. It's exotic. He might be like, it might
not be for him, but it might be.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Yeah, I think that.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Wait what do we yeah, wait, what do we know
about this? Look at us. Go what do we know
about her?

Speaker 5 (39:15):
What do we know?

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Who's reading care?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Did you read her?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
No? No, no, no, it's it's the doctors in the middle.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Sorry doctor, sorry, doctor banana. Right, you're right. We just
got we got, we got thrown by got well morning,
we got horny.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Basis were flooding the garage.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
We're creaming our jeans and the bougie garage.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Okay, doctor, go ahead with doctor.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Sorry doctor, yes, doctor, yes, yes, she's.

Speaker 7 (39:41):
A total girl boss. She had three daughters.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
He might not like a girl.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
I went back to work, becoming a full time manager
for her pro athlete nephew, Freddy Freeman.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
She returned to college recently and is thriving as a
late in life student. She jokes, I can now get
student and senior discounts.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
She's cute.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I like her.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
She's missing one important piece, a man by her side,
so she drinks more diet coke than water. Same girl,
Oh my god, same girl as a skilled tambourine player, which,
in my opinion, now is that like, wait a minute,
what's a skilled.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Tambourine with a band and play a tambourine? It is difficult.
You think you can pick of a tamburine and go sit.
You look like an idiot?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Are you serious? Way?

Speaker 7 (40:29):
See William Gallagher do it and he does it crazy?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Okay, Rob, you have a band, how hard would be
for me to come beat? But I have to be
skilled to be your tambourine player.

Speaker 9 (40:37):
I mean, if you wanted to be featured, if you
want us to hear the tambourine. Yeah, yeah, you'd need
to know what you were doing.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
He was.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Otherwise you just gotta shake it away from the mic
and nobody just makes.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
You real low. You would let me be like millennial.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
You would let me like millennium dance classes, like you
can sit in the bag.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
You want a millennium dance class with my band?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Can I be?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Could I be aspiring millennium child dance friendying child dancer
and a professional skilled tambouriness a cage.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Have to put in two thousand hours? Ng, okay, I
bet I gotta.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Let's hope my new show is a hit so I
can retire and.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Just little militious seem like a sixties like oh yeah
you know, and just.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Like between that, but between that and my new life
is a child dancer. I need cool streetwear with the kid.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, I need and I need.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
To like tie sweatshirts across my shoulder and body. I
need to like cut off one sleeve and put my
foot through like a blessed you as you say, Francis
of a busy It's easy.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Sorry, what are her special foot?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Okay, keep going? Did we flow it away?

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
It is?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
That?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
It is?

Speaker 9 (41:46):
That it?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah, Okay, I'm going to do one and then we're
gonna take a break. We're gonna we're gonna take a break. Okay, Cheryl,
here we are, We're here. We have Cheryl. Cheryl is
from Lakewood, Colorado. She's sixty six. Here's young, and she's
a retired US Treasury worker.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
That's someone who's going to retire very comfortably. Okay, she's
got good.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Benny's, Cheryl, give me them, Bennie, give me a high
end app Benny's good Benny's, high end app We got
a high end appetizer, high end apps. That's good, good Benny's.
Cheryl's the real deal, you guys. This Colorado native loves motorcycles,
dirt roads, and being in nature as much as she
loves a movie night called out up with a barred chocolate.

(42:32):
I didn't see that coming. I didn't make it. Before
she retired, Cheryl worked for the IRS, where she helped
people with their taxes, helped helped people. She has been
single for over a decade because she's been focused on
work and taking care of her family. Now she's ready
to receive the love that she's given to so many others.
Cheryl values a love for adventure and passionate chemistry and

(42:55):
is looking for a family oriented man who can sweep
her off her feet.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Well, this be the end of Cheryl's search for love.
Fun facts Cheryl.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Has earned over fifty motocross trophies.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
She's too cool for She's too cool.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
She's way too cool. She's a terrible speller, and she
loves everything about the fourth of July.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
So she loves America. He might love America motorcycles. Yeah,
but she's won a bunch of awards. You's gonna feel
like that.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
He's not gonna like that. She's outing is she gonna
be a shitster because she's like one awards and she
does motocrossing. She loves America.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
She looks like a really nice lady.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Me too, Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I don't think she's gonna do anything wrong. Okay, I
like her.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Hey, she's gonna last.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Okay, Okay, before we take a quick break, does anybody
have any thoughts about our first wave? Before we take
a quick break and we continue. How's it? How are
you liking these prospects?

Speaker 9 (43:50):
You?

Speaker 5 (43:51):
I like it?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Too nice for him?

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Let's see, let's see, let's keep going. We'll see, because
these are just the minuscule buy it's a marathon, not
a sprint.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yeah, okay, Banana, what do you have to say?

Speaker 7 (44:01):
I don't love the idea of a former treasury worker
being bad at spelling.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Whatever it wasn't like I was terrible at bath I'm
bad at matter filed out of algebra better than that. Okay,
well I will We're gonna take a quick break this uh,
this mermaid has to go back to the sea for second.
I'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Oh, bone zone.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Time for the bone zone.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
And we're back. What a nut, What a day to remember? Okay,
So here we have Oh, I think Cindy is probably
Cindy has some fun. So she's the youngest, she has
some fun.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Look, there's something Cindy has something like her, like Catherine
han it is okay, guys, here we go. You're ready.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Cindy Austin, Texas, retired biomedical Engineer's.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Smart for him sixty.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Sixty three is embracing us, is embracing us, say yes
mind set, which is how she ended up here in
the Golden Basser. Cindy loved working in medical uh, medical
esthetic sale.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh so she showed botox.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Yeah, she's not a biomedical.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Engineer our villain. Wait, wait would you say? What do
you say, Banana that you love what Paul said, I
don't want to be a cop.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I want to move units.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Oh yeah, I don't want to be a cop, dad,
I want to move.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
There was a guy, there was a guy that Brian
that was on last season of US, and he is
he was the son of a cop and a New
York firefighter, and he saw he was a botox salesman.
And then all but Paul made a joke at.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
The live show. I don't want to be a cop, dad,
I want.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
To move unit.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
So she loved working in medical esthetic sales. So Jimmy
sounds a little bit different than a biomedical engineer. She's
now living her best life, hiking paddle, borning and enjoying
everything Austin, Texas. Yeah, yeah, she isn't on dating apps
and prefers to look for love in the wild.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Hot.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
She's searching for a lifelong bond.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Her grandfather lived to be one hundred and five, So
Cindy's just getting the parties Dark Barney. Cindy's signature cocktail
is a green Lizard, a recipe.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
She invented herself.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Hey, there she goes.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Might be might be the drunk making reservations is Cindy's superpower.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
She's the drug I'm into.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
And so here's what clinches it. Cindy dated Chuck Norris.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Cyndey dated Chuck.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Sandy dated Chuck Norris is an incredible fact, and that
is like she is the drunk of Cindy dated Chuck.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I think so, I think so for sure.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
I think that's definitely going to get you past one date.
I think anecdotes are going to be straw.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
She's the youngest, she's sixty. Yeah, he's gonna like that.
And she kind of hot, and she sells botox and
she's mom says feminine, you know, like, I think he's
gonna like her.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
She's sticking around she's definitely sticking around.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I'm here for Sinday.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Say, okay, here, you let me push.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I could hear their voices.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Also, yeah, I just have to get it ready for it.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I mean I have to use my fingerprint. Yeah, girl,
get it? Yeah yeah, get it. Okay, Okay, I knocked
my water over her eyes.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I meane a man.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Well, she got excited about she got excited about check Norris.
We have all this paper. There's literally it's just water.
I didn't get on anything. We're back, you guys. She
dated Chuck Norris, paul I got it.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I gotta know how many dates hoops, she's not on
the apps? Who set them up? How are they in
the same circles?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
And oh she could have dated Chuck Norris.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
First of let's see how long Chuck Norris has been married.
This might have been in the eighties, Rightana saying she.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Just nor Banana? What do you think of Sinday?

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Oh, Cindy looks wonderful. The botox is doing great work.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
You know, filler, I didn't something. I have something in
my mind. I pictured Chuck Woolery.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
And so also hot. He was also hot. It's not
her thought.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, and also would have been you know, would have
said something if she did.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Chuck Woollery, he's been married since nineteen ninety eight, and
he was married before that until nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
So there you did. In the nine or the nineties,
Austin was a different town. That was around when a
Slacker was starting to air. That was like early early
link later. Okay, okay, okay, you ready, I'm readybody here,
come the.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Cop, Come the cops. Get ready for Debbie Boy. It's
Parker Posy, Parker Posey.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
She looks good.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
She does like good. She's sixty five, she's a fitness professor.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
He's gonna like that she's too old for him, but
he's gonna like that.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I don't know. She looks pretty hot for him.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Hot.

Speaker 9 (48:58):
She's the girl from uh from the from a life
filled with glitz and glamour to a dazzling smile and
personality to match. Shir Debbie is ready for her fairy
tale ending. She is successful. She's a successful fitness instructor
who has worked with countless celebrities, and ready to find
the one thing that's been missing in her life, everlasting love.

(49:19):
Despite being ghosted on dating apps, Debbie still believes her
partners out there and hopes to meet someone engaging, genuine
and comfortable in their own skin.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
And when she's not grinding in the gym, uh, Debbie
is a huge dog lover.

Speaker 9 (49:34):
Who enjoys singing, reading, and going to music festivals. Will
things work out between them? At work out?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Grind grind grinding.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Fun facts. She's got a healthy fear of heights, so
you know what date she'll be on.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
She was once asked out on a date by Robert
de Niro. Ok, And it's unclear if she said yes
because it maybe didn't really happen.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It didn't happen, It didn't happen to.

Speaker 9 (50:01):
Be participated in the opening and closing ceremonies ceremonies of
the LA Olympics, which have been in nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Four.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah, wow, Okay, so she was like a dancer?

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Answer?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Yeah, So I feel like there's some wording in here
that I feel like she's all right.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Their own No, No, I need you to know also
that for Paul, your Top three and the next Bachelor
can also also be a drunk. They could be in
numerous categories. They could also be a shit stir so
it doesn't have to just that you can nominate people
in various categories.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I've already got a couple of people that are going
to be in more than one careag.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
That's so exciting. How are you feelings? I'm checking with
our rookie. Can I sidebar with you?

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Rookie?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Can I sid bar? I think you're doing a really
good job.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
How do you feel you intimidated by the seniors in
the class?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
They're really good?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Who do you feel like you're connecting with the most?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I don't know. I'm making more eye contact with Paget,
but me and Rob both knew how old Freddy Freeman
was just out of our ass, So I feel like
that's huge.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
So it's still like neck and neck.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
It's all.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
I really like them.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Okay, okay, great, I'm gonna page. Can I sidebar with
you for a second? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (51:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I know, like we're used to certain people, but like
we've welcomed somebody. And how do you think our rookie
is doing? I think he's doing great. You like him.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
He's mellow, He's got nothing to.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Prove he's not.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
He's genuine.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah, Hey, guys, I started talking over here.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
He can side for a second.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Are you talking about the rookie?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
What do you think I really like?

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Do you like it does in?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
And by the way, if you ever have auditions that
you need help.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
With, this is your great that's great.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, this is our kay, Hey, Banana, what do you
think he? Can I sidebar with you for a second?
How do you feel like? How do you feel like
the seniors are fitting with our rookie? It's a good mix, right,
this was a bold one to mix it up like this.
How do you how do you think it's going?

Speaker 7 (51:53):
I mean, I feel like it's going okay. If I
were to give an honest opinion, I'm just joking. Could
you rather just start roasting every first of all?

Speaker 8 (52:00):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Yeah, Rob, you need to smile more.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah better.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Banana?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Can I sidebar with you for a second. I like
when you do your hair like that.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
Oh I just pulled it back in a clip.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Yeah. I like your little I like your middle part.
Yours looking credible. You're looking hot. You look beautiful today, Katie.
Can I sidebar with you for a second. I found
a new animal. I found a new animal rescue that
I like dogs without borders. I just and I didn't
I know that you promote certain ones, and I didn't
want to like in quotes. I wanted to ask that.
I wanted a sidebar, and I wanted a sidebar to

(52:31):
ask in advance if I was okay if I promoted them.
At the end. By the way, my sister adopted the
Elis dog, Yuma, really, she just like loved my sister, so,
oh my god much Okay, my sister speaks Spanish and
the dog only speaks Spanish.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
She was like, I gotta keep this. I want to
know what happened with the cats spaghetti and uh a totolini,
if they got if they found anything. Okay, we're back. Okay,
hey everybody, I don't know what happened in the last minutes.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I was just where did you go?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I was sidebarring. Okay, here we go. So I feel
like Parker Posi is gonna do well.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, she's gonna be clan, She's gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Okay, she's gonna be She's gonna make a same. Who
has Diane? Who's reading to? Oh Diane, she's a she's librarian.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
He's not gonna go for her.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
But she might be fun like she might be fun
like Susan, Like Susan. Jenny Jenner was fun. Oh, she's
gonna be fun. She's gonna be fun. Do what do
we do about her?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Diane, Diane, this is Alaskalla, Alaska. Yeah, a beautiful country. Sure,
librarian seventy one? Yeah, Dan is ready to shoot her shot.
The hockey player is used to breaking few connections, and
can't we to find someone hot who will become her
new teammate.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm into that, Okay. He's not gonna like that.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
He's not gonna like that.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
No, he's gonna think she's a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, he's not gonna like her hair cutting. That's what.
That's what's gonna make him think she's a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
And the hockey she's not gonna be She's not gonna
make it past the first weekend. I've only read her
for a seinsond No, okay, but I'll keep going.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Diane is a proud mom of two sons and a
dedicated most of her life to education work as a teacher.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
She currently sits on the board of directors for two nonprofits,
Okay Kids Covered and Dolly Parton's Imagination Library. Oh oh, Diane,
I love you.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
When she's not competing on the rink, still with her friends,
Diane loves to travel, venture outdoors and make everyone around
her laugh.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
She's she's gonna be funny. She's gonna be she might
be a producer pick. They keep her around because she's funny.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
That's that's that. I like that she's gonna be fun
I think she's gonna be fun. Well, she looks like
she'd be funny. She feels, she goes, she goes. Remember
when they all had gas after sin, It wasn't the molly.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Wasn't the molly?

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Remember that?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
When it comes to love, she is ready to put
herself out there again after loss and find the real
with someone athletic, charming to keep going. Let's see if
Diane can skate into Mel's heart. Wow, Okay. Fun facts
Diane dreams of being Dolly Pardon for a day.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Fun fact ever, too, Diane is a lesbian.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I prefer women.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Diane has one, not one, not two, but three triathlons.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Wow, she's ripped. She's gonna raise him and he's and
she's gonna win. He's not gonna like that. Wow, he's
not gonna like that.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
And the final one is Diane finds eyelash and from Twiggy.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
So she wears a lot of messkart and and bottom lashes.
She does bottom lashes, bottom lashes, bottom lashes. Timely timely reference,
timely reference, timely reference.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
We're gonna like Diana a lot.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Now, we're gonna love Diane. She's gonna be our fage.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
But we should almost have a category that's like our face,
our favorite.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Let's let's add in. Let's add in like she's like Diane, Diane, Diane,
our number one Diane. And by the way, you couldn't
end up finding somebody else. But the category is Diane. Okay,
all right, So up next we have Jerry with a g.

(56:06):
It's not Jerry traynor is it Gary or Jerry. I'm
going with Jerry. Jerry Jerry Trader.

Speaker 8 (56:13):
From Rockville, Maryland. She's a homecare agency CEO, sixty four
years old. She says Jennerson kind of she is beautiful,
and she is really beautiful. She worked in healthcare for
over thirty five years and rolls rang from an icy
unurse during COVID Wow to currently serving as the CEO
of a home healthcare agency. She's very proud of her work.
She's even prouder of her kids. The mom and grandma

(56:36):
is ready to find love again and looking for that
best friend who wants to spoil home ran Okay, and
she says she hopes to be his dessert after a
long day.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Oh honey, yeahrning horny. She has a teacup Yorkie name.
I don't know how you say. The chocolate company Godiva.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yeah, Godiva.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Teacup Yorkies are horny people. People who have a teacup
Yorkie are sound bone scorpios, wee animals.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, teacup your keep people
are horny?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yes, wow, Why that's what I've noticed.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I don't know. Okay, that's fun cool. And she doesn't
like bad breath?

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Who does?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I don't know what's something fun about me? I hate
bad breath?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
You know.

Speaker 9 (57:19):
I've been working out to this like YouTube video. It's
like a hit workout on YouTube. And one of the
songs they play, I'm sure they're just like cheap songs
they play with it's like I want to smell you
on my breath and the.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Moon and it's like I don't want to smell you
on my breath. I don't want to anyone we near
my breath in the morning.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Doing that workout.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I want to smell you on my breath.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
How many times have you done this workout?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Like for the last two years.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I've done the same day of a worker air Pudzan
and just listen to your.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Own music will be good, but it has it's a
hit workout, so it's got like beep beep to stop
and starting.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
But I just do it. H h.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
I I t high intensity, high intensity to keep it
tight and turble, gotta keep it tight.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Just trying to keep it tight.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Got it's tight.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
It's tight. I haven't hug you in a couple of
years ago.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
We've run across, we've run past each other, reservoir. We're
keeping it tighter.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
You guys, are you really?

Speaker 7 (58:12):
Are?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
You? Got to keep it tight.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I need extensions like you have totally.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
We can get you beard extensions, get the bear. Who's
Loue Albana.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
He used to be Cindy Lappers like manager.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
He was a wrestling manager and he was in the
Girls Have Fun video.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I remember him.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
He played her dad.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I remember that. I always felt very connected to her
because I felt like if I was a singer, I
would sound like Cindy Lapper would.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
She just played the Hollywood Bowl and Ruth went and
she said it was amazing.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah, that was me and a child dance outfit.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
That is what you would sown, I think, so yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yeah, I laughed at time. Yeah, Chriz, Okay, Okay, who's up? Kat?
Have you got just okay, Banana, you're up Inanna? What's
happening in New York City?

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Who am I Lily sidebar with you?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Banana?

Speaker 7 (59:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I just think you're really great and I can't wait
to sleep at your house a couple of nights. You
don't ever even need to see me.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
Okay, bye, Okay, Lely Okay, Pacific Palisades, California.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Okay, she rich, well if she tough situation.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
After what happened.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
No, I understand, I understand, but hopefully there was insurance.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
No, this is going to be a family house. She's
a retired elementary school teacher, so this is this is
this is she lost grandma and Grandma's Okay, I brought
it down, you guys.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I'm sorry, She's sorry.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
That's what I never think of.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
What she's wearing the retired elementary school teacher uniform.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
She is wearing a pussy blouse, exactly.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
As pussy bow blouse.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Why pussy I don't know that's what.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
It was called in the sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, it's called a pussy ball. Did you know there's
a woman in my town called pussy Driver. I have
a photo I approve of that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
I'm jealous.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I want that name, and I mean, honestly, do you
want to do you want to be renamed pussy driver?

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Pussy driver?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
That's fun, right, she's still alive.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
There's the flower pussy willow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah, but are you driving?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Yeah, I don't know why it was called a pussy
bow blow. Good question.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Okay, but Nana looking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
At I'm looking at her.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Sure the color picture?

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
This is?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
She's much prettier in color.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
She see.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
I'm curious how old this photo is because she she
does not look seventy two.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
She looks thirty five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
She looks she can be in the office.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Come on, she looks like Alison Brie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah, jealous, looks like it's Alison Brie. That's like, you
know what, I had a good run in here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
It looks like Alison.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
There's no, she's not seventy seventy two looking on or
thirty eight. She likes thirty eight. Yeah, it's I think.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I think how young she looks. And uh, as we
know about the Goldens, they love proximity dating. So the
fact that she's from, yes, the Palisades, Orange.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
I am marking known everyone, Thank you California because he's
going to go for the Yeah. Can I not traveling?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Can I tell you guys that I was with a
thirty three year old friend recently and they got carded,
and I know they did not got carded. And I
got carted nice at a table inside. It wasn't walking
to the restaurant. It was in a restaurant and I
and I asked for a glass of wine or something
and they said, can we see idea? Yeah, And I
was like, yeah, of course you're stilked carded and you're
always going to be card I hope so you will.

(01:01:33):
It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
And then I was taking and then I went back
to my seahole and then I okay, Okay, So I'll
tell us about Alison Bray.

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Okay. She's likes to dance a lot. Love her, she
proud mom. She believes there is someone out there for everyone.
I like her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Love, We love a dance, dance Happy, my dance class.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
She's happier being a grandma and performing with her dance
troupe called the Old School Crew.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Min is called a grade three at Woodrow Wilson.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
A New Zoo review.

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
She makes a fabulous John Balaya. She plays on a
ust A tennis team and her biggest pet bad Drivers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
She's gonna go far. She's gonna go very far because
she also looks like his physical type. But he also
might be horny for like a She looks a little,
a little American pie like she. He might need to
be a look he might be. She might be too sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Let's see, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
This is a big She may be too sweet, but
a lot of her stats stock up nice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I think she's gonna make it a ton because Horny
always went. The boner always wins.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Okay, So here we go numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Okay, hold please, I can't wait to see who do
I get? Who do I get.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Okay, here's Lisa. Lisa looks like a newscaster, like entertainment tonight,
Like like, here's here she is like on the computer.
Check that out?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's hot. She's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
She's hot.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
She's from Ohio though she's a state park employee.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
He might be like, thank you for asking. She's from
mary On, Ohio. Bubbly, small town gal, ready for big love.
The problem is if she has a family, she's not
gonna move. If she's a grandma with a beautiful smile, Oh,
hold on, it just went back. Don't touch the computer
art in where'd she go?

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
There we go?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Beautiful personality, Matt. She believes all people are good and
is passionate about helping animals. You got a competition of uh,
Saint Francis of ass. Lisa labels herself as a proud
cat lady, so there's gonna be tension. Rescuing multiple cats
and currently working at the same state park she grew
up visiting as a child. She's so cute. Well, she

(01:03:52):
loves what she does now. Nothing compares to raising her
two daughters. The greatest thing she's done her dating is
non existent in her town, and she's ready to have
a love story for all ages. She craves undeniable chemistry
and someone with a great sense of humor because she
loves to laugh. I love to laugh. Okay, fun fact.
Lisa is a bird nerd and always has binoculars with her.

(01:04:15):
I like Lisa. I like Lisa too.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
She's not gonna like Lisa.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Did they mix up the bio with the pick I
just can't believe biomes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
She is a huge swiftie and she's never had a pedicure.
What that's no? Take it away, Take it away, Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
She does look like a newscaster. She looks like an
Orange County newscaster. To tell me that this face has
never had fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Lie to me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Fuck you, Lisa, you're lying, Fuck you liar.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Yeah, there's some a mace on the picture. I would
have said top three, but after hearing the bio, something's off.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Here, somethings off.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
I also don't buy it. I alway make them up.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
For the photos.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Yeah, but okay, they make them up. So you dress, Yeah,
but the hair color, the dad But you're right, you're right. Okay,
you guys, we're going to take a quick break, and
we'll come right back and we'll continue.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
The Eagle is landed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Paul was to lead a prayer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
I just wanted to take a moment to recognize that
these are all human beings and they're engaging in something
and for the most part good faith, except for the influencer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yes, but I feel like and theger and judging.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
The manger okay, barring the manager and the influencer and
the woman who's managing Freddy Freeman's career. Okay, So other
than those, the two women, these are these are real people. Yeah,
they've got kids, Yeah, they've lived lives. I'm rooting for
all of them, of course, love except for the momger.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Okay, great, I thank you, thank you, thank you. And
the light of the light and the mamiter okay, Okay,
do I hit the spacebar? I think I think you
hit the I don't know. Let's see, let's see if
it comes up great, Okay, she looks like she looks
like what's her name was on the Good Place?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I can't remember her name? Okay, Oh, Darcy, Darcy should
say Darcy Carden.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Yes she does, Darcy Carden.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Let's see it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
So this is Maya, Yeah, who already is out of
the gate winning because sorry, I watched the jury.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
How did she get out?

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
She's fifty eight, so she is under the sixty How
did she get it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
I don't know. She currently lives in Malibu, California.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
And he was a college sports consultant and a brunette,
and he his ex wife was younger.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
And a brunette.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I bet they've met already, and you think they've already did?
I feel like he was like, fine, I'll take that one.
I feel like she's already getting away. You have to
turn the computer around.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Oh, she's already swiped no on him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, okay, she's very very attractive.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
But let's let's hear some facts about I'm sorry, I'm
just going with California youngest, very attractive. Okay, it's now
why it's turned to find love after dedicating her left
to raising her kids. As college sports consultant is ready
to step He's gonna love that, by the way, college
sports consultant.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
He's gonna be.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
Yeah, score, bless you score a new love connection. Maya
has dated a bit since her divorce, but she still
hasn't found her prince charming. Oh, I always scares me. Then,
just like the Golden Bachelor, Maya loves sports, so finding
someone athletic, fun and flirty is a must. This beauty
is not only smart, loyal, and compassionate, she's also competitive,
which she loves to bring to the pick. He's gonna

(01:07:48):
love this. In her free time, she enjoys driving up
the coast, going to concerts, and taking pilate's as often
as you gos like they calm down this asshole by
being like, okay, who would you date?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Fine, we'll get then, like he's tolerating and being.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Mean to our moms, think, okay, this is all She's ringer.
She's She's the ringer. If shopping was a sport, Maya
would be a pro. He's gonna want someone to address
this really well. Yeah, Maya dreams of seeing the Northern lights.
All three of Maya's kids played sports at ivy league school.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
She's already won only because his ex wife was a brunette.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
And because he sucked, and because he sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
He does suck, He does suck.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
But she won't go.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Maybe she will him because she might be too good
for him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yeah, and make him feel and then he will feel
comfort in a more easier relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I doubt that's possible because I think he would.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
I think he would like the idea of, oh, she's
a house manager for Freddie Freeman, which means she can
organize my ship, because that's what women are good at.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Can.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
I think he's yes, you know what I mean. I
think I could see him thinking, what is wife material? Right,
who's gonna serve me?

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Do you that he's I know she's on the show,
but is he going to be too old for her?

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
I think no, he's he's seven years older than she is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
I actually think you're right, But in the context of
the show, it won't matter. Yeah, because she wants to
everybody wants to play the game.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Sure, yeah, she's smart. She's dating someone who's forty six,
I mean yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
I mean that's yeah right, Yeah for someone that's still fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Yeah, there's the older guys that are still fun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
But there are there are older guys that are still fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Sure they're out there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
There are, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Yeah, in theory, Rob fun, I'm fun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I'm an older guy, but you're not the Batchel older
but like but not like thirty. Yeah, you're an adult
who's fun. You're a fun adult. We have a lot
of friends that are fun adult. Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Sidebar, sidebar. We live in a town filled with fun people. Yeah,
dream chasers. It's slightly different. It's a slightly different fishball.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Than the other, a greater it's great.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Okay, here we go, emmer back. We're out of the
side as maya guys.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Okay, right now, we've got Monica Bee.

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
She's from Huntsville, Alabamaautiful, she's a flight attendant.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
She's sixty two.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Yeah she is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Okay, she's very pretty. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:10:14):
Monica Bee is ready for love to take flight. This
beautiful flight attendant is resilient, hard working, and looking for
her soulmate. After experiencing many ups and downs and in life,
Monica Be focused on raising her kids and pursuing her career.
She's a proud grandma to four grandchildren, loves to spend
her time at Farmers Marcus, going down to breakfast, doing
yoga in the park. Now, after living out her passion

(01:10:36):
of traveling for over forty years, Monica Bee is ready
to hang up her flight attendant wings oh and pick
up a lifelong partner with whom she can.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Explore the world.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Alabama's going to be too hard.

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Yeah, I'm saying she's not going to leave Alabama. And
if she's no longer a flight attendant, she's not getting
free deadhead flights to Orange County.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:10:53):
Finding a person of faith who is kind is very
important to her. Oh yes, as well as having a
sense of humor.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
He's not good enough.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
It's not happod enough for her first week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I'm excited about this next photo, the water on it.
She looks like like my mom that came out of
the scene the Mermaid's Mom, like like looking at them
with the water skill and she looks like a sea,
like a good yea.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
I was looking at the black and white and I
thought I was hoping she had a lustrous head of
gray hair.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I know we all love that. Okay, a year up.
Do we get all the facts about he would never.

Speaker 9 (01:11:24):
Take I mean it's not really looking. I mean there
was the best one. I guess is she likes her
white wine dry and her red full body.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Oh little drink might be the drink she's relating with that. No,
is that a fun fact? Is this Monica? P No, No,
that's Monica. Monica be likes the liquor.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Wine. She likes wine.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
She did in a horny manner. Okay, harny wine drunk.
And maybe those people on flights, flight pilots, all of
them there, they get horny.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Okay, Okay. Monica Pee from Birmingham, Alabama.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Again, no, we already did know it. No wait a minute, no, no,
we haven't done to Monica. There's a Monica and a
Monica Pee, both from Alabama.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
This happened to me in second grade. I was Paul
d for a year and I fucking hated it. Okay, so,
and I think everybody hates it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
I was, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
I was a marine sheen and there was a beam
Sheen Marine. I was Sheen Marine, and there was another
Sheen Marine. And then we had to run them over
with the Mercedes. Yeah, mel ran them over with the Mercedes. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Monicopy is a cosmetic dentist. She is sixty. Monicopy is
one hundred percent wife material the cosmetic dentist as a
career in family. She's very proud of it. Is looking
forward to finding a man with whom to share her
wonderful life. Monica Pee is hoping to meet a guy
who can match her warmth, energy, and zest for life.
While she may look all glammed up on the outside,

(01:13:01):
Monica Pee is a self proclaimed tomboy at heart. When
she's not working or spending time with her sons, Monica
Pee loves a night of karaoke, playing board games, and
going to Pilate's day Lee daily. That's a lot, love yourself.
Her idea of a perfect date is a romantic dinner
followed by a night out dancing. So let's hope Mela

(01:13:21):
has his dancing shoes ready. Can't wait to see if
these two hit it off. They're not going no no
fun facts. Monica Pee can write a skateboard they're fun.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
They're not gonna that is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Skateboard at that, that's that's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Give for her who cares like we're all gonna die,
so you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
May as well go down once with her grandson's Yeah,
and she had both holding two children's hands. Okay, that's
you're slowly rolling forward in the girlson's park.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
You're right, And I'd be like, say, I'm a professional
dancer from.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Len for Monica Pee. The bigger the hair, the better,
Thank you. Monica Py loves to crochet.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
He's not gonna like that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
He's not gonna like anything about her.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Unfortunately, she's not gonna make it past the first week.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
You agree, Paul, you have very insightful. You get right
to it, and I like it. Okay, Katie money, So
this is Do you think it's Mylene Great Mileen, Malene
or Milena.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I think it's Myleen Milene.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
I think this woman has a chance because herself she's going.
She's sixty one. She's a casino VIP host.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Oh my Len, he's Miley.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
She's young, she's yelled.

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
She's a mom and grandma, born and raised in the
Philippines before moving to Japan and now she lives in
Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
She speaks four languages fluently.

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
He is a multi lingual VIP host in Vegas's top casinos.
She's for sure going to Fantasy SUITEE. She believes in
soulmates and later and like Magice and she could win.
She loves to cook traditional Filipino meals and knows the
way the man's heart is her stomach.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
She's a big Bruno Mars fan.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
She loves to rock a red lip skydiving. This at
the top of Okay, she's way up there. Because Lily's
gonna be on paper. But like the boner always wins,
he's gonna be horny for mine.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
It's gonna be hot for my land Bays wins.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Boner always, it just does. The boner always wins, but
the boner always never. Hashtag never forget hashtag butter always wins.
Hashtag to past too furious, hashtag fun, money, hashtag winning,
hashtag killing, hashtag slang that cooking, hashtag cocaine, hashtag horning. Okay,
this is tough. Look at Nicole, to look at Nicole.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Okay, see, I thought she was looking at the pictures.

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
I thought Nicole wins because that's who he's gonna want
to be with. But Diving would be an Orange County
pick because she looks thirty five does but I thought,
but now I think he might.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
He's a yoga instructor. He's good. She might be the bachelorette.
Nick Nicole could be the bat already the bachelorette. Okay,
doctor Nana, are you up?

Speaker 7 (01:16:02):
Am I?

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
No? No, it's did you you were? Okay, I'm losing
my mind. Okay, here we go, Nicole, Yeah, uh oh
so it is me? Yeah, you get she's.

Speaker 7 (01:16:11):
Miami Beach, Florida yoga instructor sixty four Nicole with.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Two l's Nicole, Nickole. It's a hate what about her?

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
What about her?

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
She's a yoga instructor and a very nurturing mother to
two adult children. Yeah, she's ready for a fairy tale
blah blah blah. She refuses to settle. She wants to deal.
When she's not teaching yoga, she likes to travel, cook, paint,
and bike to the beach. She's a huge advocate for
healthy aging and truly believes you can live life to

(01:16:44):
the fullest at any age. Fun facts is she went
to culinary school. She's been vegan for nineteen years. She
can do headstands and the splits.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Okay, we have her top three. She seems nice. Warning,
but he's gonna find her. He's gonna be warning for her.

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
They love the yoga boobs just looking at the pictures.
But now I think he might be into brunettes. So
I'm getting confused.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
But he went on in whoever looks hottest, he's always
looks honest.

Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
She's the youngest looking one, and he's gonna like Milene too,
and Nicole. Milene is gonna be spicy in four languages.
She's gonna be sexier than Nicole. Nicole's just pretty. Nicole's
very pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
But Milene tends to rich men and ego serve her
man and like cook for him and like, like didn't
she say she liked she like she works, she deals
with guys like mel all day is her bread and butter. Yeah,
and he's gonna love that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
He's not going to even see her.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
So goodbye Maya, Goodbye Lily, Hello Mileyn, Hello Nicole.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Okay, I think Nichole has got when I'm just reading
between the lines here, there's some firestarter energy because she's
so young looking. She knows that there will be like
everyone's gonna show up, and she's gonna like I'm obviously
the youngest looking one.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Okay, I put her as my villain, Yes, villain.

Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
She seemed her energy seems so annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I agree, doctor Bib, because I asked her for Like
yoga instructor is like enough that it's like the guy
can be like, oh, she works, but like it's like
he likes that he can still be not threatened. He'll
like that he's married to a yoga instructor. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
And also I can see her telling women they're not
aging properly.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
I mean she's a proponent for help.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
She could be a Hilario Baldwin, like a Hilaria.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
So is that a villain or a shister?

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
You can have a phenomenum for both.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
H Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I actually, unless we want.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
To set a role that it has to be one
of each, and maybe I think we set a role
that they have to be two separate people.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
I think we did so. I said that I decide
at the end, we get to the end. I need
to know more about.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Gell is giving me, like if like older Sarah Colonna energy.
She was on she was on a stageable with me.
She was on Chelsea Lately. Just like the hair, oh
he hair, the face, just the hair.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Okay, this is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Yeeg from Las Vegas. She's a retired firefighter.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
And bomb tech.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
I already loved Peg already that I love. She's not
gonna one, but I love her. She's sixty two, She's
been through fire. Literally, she's a retired firefighter and bomb tech.
Rose from the flames, stronger, sassier and ready to find us.
Smark that last.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
They love this, you know, I love anything they can
make upon them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
They should. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
She's a proud single mom having raised her daughter Dakota.
Of course, it was a great and great and grace.
Many talents and while she isn't afraid to get down
and dirty, she's a lifelong dancer with a professional dance
career as another feather in her cap. Maybe she'll but
my peers they're eight years old, so there you go.
She used a platform with a high roller. She performed

(01:19:59):
the high rollers the official senior dance team of the
ace Is based basketball team, so she was a pro dancer.
She doesn't want to be anyone's nurse or purse meaning
my mom used to say that. My mom used to say,
I don't want to be a nurser or a purse.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
I've never heard that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
All the women on Little Compton are like, we don't
want to be nurses or meaning, I don't want to
take care of a man. I don't want to pay
for everything. Because she probably has good Benny's, she's got
good retired Bennies. She's looking for the real deal. No
dating X, no drama, just real connection more more. Let
me be a Peg and lights Melfire fun facts. PEG's
favorite form of transportation is her unicycle. That's a red

(01:20:41):
flag that's.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
In the fire stations.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
So much downtime hanging out iyclelor happy that she could.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
She's happy that Bill Bottoms are making a comeback.

Speaker 9 (01:20:59):
I need artist, one of the fans of the show
is an artist to come up with one with her
on the unicycle de bombing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Yes, can we get that from Can we get somebody
to use chat GBT to make that for us? Peg
on the unscle and bell bottom is deep de bombing.
And then finally, she would love to play in the
mud with baby elephants. I'm sure you could have that happen. Sure, Okay,
moving on, here we go. We have Here's Robin.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
Okay, guys, we have Robin Napa Valley, California, wealth advisor
and vineyard owners. So she knows what she's doing. Sixty
three attractive brunette. Robin's ready to ride off into the
golden sunset with mel Mom and new Grandma. Fierce, fabulous, funny,
a total trible thread. She came from humble beginnings, worked

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extremely hard to get where she is today. I like
her raising her children to thriving at her career. Robin's
done it all. Now she just needs a man by
her side with whom to enjoy life. In her free time,
she loves watching football, riding her motorcycle, and playing Bonto ball.
She's rob She and Mel will have a strong connection.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Saying, seriously, I think I'm going to marry Mel.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
That's in quotes.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
So she said that to some producer. Okay, here's some
here's some fun facts. Robin is an avid tap dancer.
Robin loves Halloween. Is a text book Gemini.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Oh they're the worst. They're the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
It could be a sitter.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
No, Geminis are the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
You've got that you've got. Sorry, write my apologies the
evil Twins because you because sometimes it's like the they'll
they'll turn on a dime. Okay, there we go. That's
my villain right there, Robin.

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
You think so there's something going on with her. I
can't tell if she looks really fun or really dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
She could be.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
She could be both.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
She might well, the twin is both.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
The twin is both. Okay, God, look at here, this
is perfect rock Sanna's neck. She's hot.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
I had hit Robin.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Yes, yes, Robbie, what were you saying?

Speaker 9 (01:22:55):
Robin could also be the she could be the Diane. Wait, wait,
you could be the Diane.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
If oh we could love her, you can. My Diane
is Robin.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Yeah, my Diane. Who's your dian? Who's your Diane? My?

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
I hope my Diane is ron about who there?

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Who's your Diane? Gonna be? Don't forget? There's going to
be next past a Right, you're Diane all the things.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
I don't know who Diane was.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
But Diane was the Lamember.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Her fan favorite was Diane. She was librarians.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
So we had a category.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
There's a whole category.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Diane is my Diane. Diana is still my Diane. But
but Robin is a runner rough Dian. But I'm not
saying that Tracy's not going to be in a Diane.
Look at that Tracy coming up with that hat. She
could be my diet and yeah in nineteen hat, okay,
here we got all right, let's do Roxanne.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
She's from Austin, Texas. She's a longevity nurse.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Huh.

Speaker 9 (01:23:48):
At sixty three, Roxyanne is ready to find the one.
Not only she beautiful, she's full of substance, emotional depth,
and wealth of lived experiences. Roxanne works full time as
a nurse specializing in anti aging look out who pegged?
Yeah yeah, okay, helping women over fifty take care of
their bodies. The beloved mom and a Boila has. She's

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Mexican or Hispanic. Created a life filled with purpose, healing,
in love, but she's still missing her soulmate. Roxane prises
herself in looking and acting half her age.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Okay, and she's looking for a man who can keep up.

Speaker 9 (01:24:27):
She's taking care of everyone in her life. Now she's
finally putting herself first. She can't wait to meet mel
Roxanne once sold everything and moved to Costa Rica without
knowing anyone. That sounds pretty crazy. Roxanne has participated in
a pole dancing contest.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Okay, horny anyone horny?

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
And could be could be, could be a shit star,
you know what I mean? If she just like it
starts doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
And she won't go anywhere without a pair of cowboy boots.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Okay, she could be. She cans stir some trouble if
you're like being so sexy that the other girls like
when when Kathy is like, oh put it away, you
know what I mean, we can get that energy. She
might be too hot.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
She has crazy eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Yeah, she dons have a little It might be the
work she had done, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:25:13):
Okay, something about that gaze that just says the other case,
that says I can't link.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly help me. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
I love seeming younger than I A.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Yeah, I love that. Okay, here we go. Last three,
Susie Susie. Okay, this is she lives close to Melanie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Oh, she's from del mar Oh, so I'm rooting for her.
I have to Susie from del mar C a real
to her sixty two. Susie is a proud mom of
three who is ready to say goodbye to her single days. Okay,
She's worked most of her life as a kindergarten teacher
and dedicated her She's gonna like her to raising her
kids in her students.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
He's gonna like her.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
And now Susie spends her days hiking, biking, and socializing
and is ready to find love again after loss.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Well, he depends how recent it was, because we know
our bachelor Joan hadn't gotten over it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Yeah, I got to write bummer down.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Okay, she's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
She spent the last decade healing from lost in her
heart is truly open to meeting her future.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Husband A decadecade she's she's ready to.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Decade is a long time ready to a jam.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Why why a decade?

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
I think because her her kids signed her up for this.
I think that she's not ready to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I mean, like, if you guys stopped decade, She's not ready.
She's not ready.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
The next her daughter calls Susie one in a million
and is exactly that she's hoping to meet us.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Now, she's not ready. She's going to see her husband
and a hawk, her white criminal husband who was channeling
money into stirrup clubs in the Greater DC area. She's
going to see in a hawk, just like our bachelorette
Joan did.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
She's hoping to meet a spontaneous man who's ready to
hop into her sprinter van for an impromptu road trip. Hope,
Mels bags are and she's ready for adventure.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Okay, she's got some energy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
I think. The next one looks like a villain and
I'm here, shister, and I'm here for it. Can I
see her in color?

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Susie ter Terry, Yes, yes, let me read you Susie's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Oh yes, my apologies.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
The full color. Susie proudly graduated from college. Laude is
a thirty year old mom. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
That is awesomessive.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Susie loves walking her dog on the beach, and Susie
is incredibly big on quality time. Okay, all right, it's
not a fun fact, girlfriend, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Fun fact is like I don't know, Like she just
needs to get out of it. I panicked and I
don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
I panicked in an airplane exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
It's like I panic and lost my ship. I got
rested exactly like I had a panicy ticket rock and
roll to be.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Let me see Terry because.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
She feels like she's going to be trouble. I want
to see. Let's make it bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
I got to make it looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Terry.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
It doesn't really show you Terry.

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Yeah, Like take a look, paget Terry is.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
She looks she looks like a film villain.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
She's she's the one that marries your widowed father and
ruins his life.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Yeah, comes and her name is Terry.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
So she's going far.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
And it's like she's like the assistant like this, like
the executive assistant of your dad. It's like you remember Terry.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
She's your stepmom.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
She's your step Terry. All right, okay, because from Houston, Texas.
She's a cosmetic dentist. She's seventy one old. He's not
gonna like that. She has a zest for life that
lights up every room. She looks gorgeous.

Speaker 8 (01:28:37):
Cosmetic dentist is so much more it meets the eye.
She taught herself to be a ventriloquist at nine years old.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
She travels the world. Solow has had a successful career. Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
She apps and thinks men don't.

Speaker 8 (01:28:51):
Look how they appear in their photos. She can't wait
to meet the Golden Bachelor, says Mellower type. And he's
got great teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
She's I need.

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
Zoology in college and loves nature photography. She's watched every
single season of the Bachelor since it's inception. She did
a below freezing polar plunge in Antarctica.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
If she does not watch out the the the dummies
just too much, she will us.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
She won ventriloquism.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
She's gonna bear lou She's right right, that's her limo exit.
Yeah right, Oh, you know the girl's gonna come up.
The woman's gonna come up with the unicycle.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
The woman's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
And then hose him down with the face. She's gonna
come up on a fire truck and then get off
the fire truck and unicycle up to him and hose
him down.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Or she's gonna have like a whole bunch of dynamite.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Fake diffuse a fake cartoon.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
Man, there's so much actually really hilarious. She's like, I
have five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Die It's gonna be like a die hard. That's exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
All right, Okay, Banana, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
You know what she should do. Here's what she should do.
Do you guys remember that documentary that came out during
the pandemic where that guy showed up and there was
like a pizza thing and he was like, hey, like
a bomb strapped to him and I think, I think
like chain around his neck and it was like, oh.

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
Yeah, she looks like weird hillbilly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
She should walk up with a bomb strapped to herself
and then she's like, unless you pick me, I'm gonna
I'm gonna do it, and then she has to and
then she she has to diffuse it on herself like
a bomb collar around her neck crazy and then like
a like a chastity bell and it's like this will
unlock the bomb and my pants, by the way, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Peg you either or I become a domestic terrorist.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
You know what They're looking for ways to like ampe Okay, okay, okay, Banana,
let's hear.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
It all right.

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
This one is giving like death becomes her?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Is it so good? I want to see that musical?
Have you seen the musical yet? Banana?

Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Should I see it when I come to sleep on
your couch?

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
Tracy, Tracy Interior Design's look at the hat.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
She insisted on wearing that hat.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
They were like, no, Tracy, none of the other ladies
are wearing hats. And she was like, I'm wearing my hat.

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
She's only she's from Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
That is the move of a seventy six year old.
Yes it is okay, okay, she's from Louisiana.

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
She's like a proper woman.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Does not.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Mom make me take over my hand?

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
My word?

Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
Yes, says she's a true Southern battle.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Okay, okay, let's hear it about it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
Okay, she's a loving mom and grandma who thrived professionally
over the past forty years. Okay, she's known for her
signature hat. She has around one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
She has over one hundred, has one hundred hats. She's
like God, because these are not hats.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
That can get crushed. You don't have you don't have
a square footage. You have to have to have one
hundred hats in New Orleans. That's a big house pulled
with your hat.

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
That's like Fayette.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Now, oh, shoot, you're right. I was going to say
that's Anne Rice, like flowers in the attic, but it's
just her hat. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:32:19):
She loves when she's not working as a designers. She
loves attending horse races, crawfish boils, oils, and college football games.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Show up the Derby. She loves Derby Day.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
She enjoys offshore fishing. Her style icon is Audrey Hepburn,
and she dreams of writing a book.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
He's never going to go by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
Then do it. You're sixty two, then right, then do it?

Speaker 9 (01:32:42):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
This is it? Then do it? I mean if she drink,
to say anything about drinking.

Speaker 7 (01:32:50):
I think we found I don't think you have to
say that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
She sounds like a mint sher. Okay, So we're going
to play two jaw rule songs and then but so
here are categories top three, horniest, Villain, next Bachelor, Shitster, drunk,
and Diane? Does everybody have those? Say two job rules songs?

(01:33:16):
And then we'll be right by everybody. I'm going to
tell you what I'm starting with. Which one I'm gonna
start with, like I'm gonna do always on time? Who?
I don't know about you, but things are getting so
hot in here I think I gotta take.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
I'll pay your break.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
Okay, I'm gonna just call it out and you can.
We will end with the top three Banana. Who is
your horniest.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
I'm gonna say Alexandra's. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Yeah, that's a great pick. I think that she's feeling horny.
Why did you pick that?

Speaker 7 (01:33:56):
Just horny?

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Who's your villain in My villain is Nicole? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Yeah, the hot yoga instructor. Yeah, okay, great? And then
who's your bachelorette?

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
My bachelor is Peg?

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Wow? Yeah me too? Wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait unicycle.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Firefighter Wow? Okay, the one and only, the one, the
only Peg.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Here's your ship? Stir, Who's gonna who's gonna be the
friend of me of the girls, Debbie. Wow, you said that.

Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
You said that Debbie's kind of given like uh uh,
she's given Luanne energy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Yes, yes, okay, great, you're right. Well, but that's she's
she's the uh what's her name? Parker posey?

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Who's drunk?

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
Drunk? I drunk? I put Monica B because she loves
a full bodied red.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
And she's a flight attendant.

Speaker 7 (01:34:52):
Who's that's literally like something my dad would say, and
he's drunk on the first night.

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Yeah. Who is your Diane? Diane is Dian Yes, okay,
Well you can have different Diane.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
You can have a.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Who's saying?

Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
And who's your top three?

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
In order from number down the three?

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
I put Carol okay, okay, wants that Freddy Freeman okay, okay, okay?

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Number two?

Speaker 7 (01:35:18):
Number two? I put Maya Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Maya is she's the one that was like the prototype
she college? Okay? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
And who's number one?

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
Um? Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
Number one? I put Cindy okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
Cindy is, oh, yes, she was cute. She was also drunk,
and she's a retired she does like botux. Cindy, Oh yes, yes, okay,
that's a fun one. Okay, great, Okay, our rookie of
the year. Who is your horniist?

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
My hornist is.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Jerry Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Which one is Jerry?

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
Jerry's from Rockville, Maryland's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, she is Horney. She wants to be
with dessert for her man.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Which that's she knows what she's doing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
I like so will Melvin Owens.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I like that, okay.
And who is your villain?

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
My villain is Roxanne?

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Okay? Who is that?

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
She's from Austin, Texas. She's along Joe with the crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
She does kind of have crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Okay yeah, yeah, yes, yes she does.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
I'm judging a book by her.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yes, yes, she hasn't since two okay, great? And who
is going to be the shitster?

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
The shitster is Nicole?

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Nicole oh, the hot one?

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Okay, hot one?

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Who is who is your Diane?

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
My Diane is Lily okay, the seventy two year old
that looks thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
Okay, eleanor okay, your Diana's like okay? And who's your
number three? Who's going to fantasy suites? But not meaning
the family. My drunk is Cindy okay, okay, Cindy. Which
one is Cindy, oh yes, to the drunk the other drunk? Okay.
So who's your top three number? Who's number three?

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
My runner up?

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Number two? Second runner number, second runner up is my
which is oh yes, okay? Great? The vi p host
in the Vegas number two maya okay, yes, the perfect
builts in a lab. And number one is Carol? Okay,
Carol is everybody's liking Carol? You agree with Banana, right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Okay? And then who is your next bachelorette?

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
My next bachelor is Nicole?

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
Great?

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Kat money?

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Who's your horniest? Are literally all the same at exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Who is your That's crazy, that's never happened.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
You guys still closer now? And the top three in
that order? Do you feel almost like wow, Like that's
like it's almost like you got the super you got
the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Sidebar with you, Paul. Do you feel seen by Katie?

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
I've I've always I'm no Katie for a long time,
and i feel like I've never felt this close to her.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Okay, great, Okay, Back to Katie. I'm done with myself,
bar Kadie. Okay, so tell me your order a hornyist,
I want to hear it. I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
Corny.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
I had Debbie. There you go one different? Okay, Roxanne
ship drunk.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Hornius is Debbie.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
So that's Parker posy villain is who Roxanne? Oh I
gotta look. You can't just blast through these. Roxanne is
the crazy eyes Okay, okay, Nicole is I gotta look. Sorry,
it's just gonna give me a Cole is the hot one? Okay?
Drunk Cindy Cindy? Oh yes, okay, great, okay, Okay, who's
your Who is your I don't really understand that, so

(01:38:37):
I just want who's your Diane? I didn't understand that someone. Okay, great?
So Diana is like who's your sweetie? That's not gonna win,
but you just love her?

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
You love her?

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Okay, So you're Diana's like, I just love her.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
She's not gonna wins. So your Diana is Lisa?

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Who what is?

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Why did you love?

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Because she likes birds and she works a state partner.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
You're Diana is Lisa? Lisa?

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
You know what I actually wrote? Sit down, scratch it out, and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
So your Diana's is Lisa. Okay? In your top three?
Maileen is number three? Okay then maya, okay, but I
think Carol's gonna take it. Okay, great, Oh my god,
all right, I was gonna get cut first night, some
fuckinghow Okay, Okay, where are we gonna go? Here we go? Okay,
Secretary of State? Who's your hornyi ist? My horny is

(01:39:23):
my Leen fun I love Las Vegas. Okay, who's your
Who's your villain?

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
My villain is Terry?

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Which want to share?

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Is Terry?

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Hold on, let me take a look. Oh yeah, crazy Terry.
She immediately becomes your stepmother mystery death of your own mother.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
Terry is a villain.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Terry ran over.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Your pets are dead?

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Okay, right, okay? Who's your ships? Who's your friend of me? Shitster?

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
My shipster is Amy the mamager that's Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Think she was so early on we forgot about I
know she was my first she we forgot about her.
You're right. She thinks she maybe like Kathy from Paradise,
like a pain in the ass.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Yeah something, Yeah, but this is difference. It's not Paradise.
So like there's a big cut right exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
Okay, she doesn't have Okay, okay, okay. Who's doesn't seem
like it's drunk? My drunk is flight attendant Monica Bey.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Who's your Diane? My Diane is Diane. Okay, no one
replaces Diane. Okay, I know she's going to be gold.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Okay, who is so? Who is number three? Who's a
second runner up?

Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
My second runner up is Debbie Debbie, which I think
she's gonna make it very fars Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
I think she is put together and she works out
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:40:37):
Number two is Nicole. She's the youngest, prettiest, most Who's
your winner? Maya Maya the genetically engineered Malibu, Californa. She
loves to make a drive up the coast, so she's
gonna go down ocean for him?

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Okay, wow? Oh yeah, the one the words consultant.

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
She's perfect, She's perfect for him.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Okay. And who's going to be your bachelorette?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Heg on the unicycle diffusing bombs.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
I think she's gonna have a lot of spunk, a
lot of energy, like so fun okay okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Robbie b b Robbie baby be can I missed you both.
Can I just say before we end, I really missed
you guys. Will you come back into an episode? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Okay, great?

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
Okay, Robbie b b okay, Horny.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Asked Alexander okay, obviously, okay, villain villain. I had Debbie Debbie.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Which one is Debbie? That's so interesting that.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
Some people think Debbie's Debbie Parker pos Yes, I also
had okay, okay, okay, Who's.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
But I think Terry. You picked Terry, and I think
that's a really good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
I also say Terry. I think Terry's a great I
think Terry's Telly is a solid choice. Who's gonna be
your friendster?

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
I had Carla?

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
Carla is who.

Speaker 9 (01:41:46):
She's She looks really smart. Yeah, she's a former model.
I just feel like she's gonna have a pain.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Okay, she might models big, tall, taller than everyone else,
and she's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Yeah very like listen to Pip Squid judge. Yeah, okay,
I've had some pipsqueak people. Okay, who's drunk?

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Drunk is Tracy?

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Which one is Tracy?

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
Tracy is with the hat. I felt like it was
like a mint julip or you know what I mean,
I hope you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
I want her to shed a lot of who's your Diane?

Speaker 9 (01:42:18):
You know, I went back and forth about my Diane.
Robin was my Diane for a little bit, and then ultimately,
you know what, I went with Diane.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. And then who's your top three?
Number three?

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Number three is Carol okay? And number two and then
number two is Maya Okay, okay, everybody's number two. And
the number one when Nicole, I feel like he's just.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Really he's shallow, shallow. And then who's going to be
the next bachelore at Cindy?

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Okay, great, Cindy's going to be the next bachelorette?

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Okay, Cindy drunk. Yes, she's been the retirement a lot
of people sixty, she was younger, she's younger. Okay, okay, okay,
here we go. You guys are taking a home. What
a pleasure. And but Banana, will you let people know
because it's how they can because it's yours Wednesday night,
So it's gonna air. I guess this will drop tomorrow
earlier tonight on and so if you want to participate,

(01:43:06):
and I don't know if we're still doing uh sleep crowns.
But if you want to win a post of the week,
how can they do it?

Speaker 7 (01:43:14):
You can either tag me on Twitter at Anna Hostia,
or you can instagram d m me at host three
h is at the end, or you can threads me
at host n with three h's at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Yeah, Okay, here we go, here's my, here's my.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
I wish I knew how tall they all were. Now
going back now, I'm thinking looking at fucking mel, I
bet he's five to nine. And then if any of
these are tall, maybe there maybe out but.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Some some I know, some insecuremen that only really tall women.
Some really insecure men only look really tall women because
they're like models.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
And it's like, what I got that is true, But
I would have to know how tall he was. Okay,
so yeah, but it makes a big difference.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
There's the Billie Joel model. He's like all of his
wives have been.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Taller than him.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
But yeah, but I think most of them are probably
not that probably want him to be smaller. What do
you mean most of these guys like this kind of guy, Yeah,
he's probably he's probably.

Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
Not this no NFL though I'm betting you even ABC
kept him because he's six three.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Okay you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, You're right, he's got b DA Okay, Horniest.
I went for our queen, Alexandra Villain.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
You guys are Jillaan.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
I went DeBie because she called herself an it girl,
and I thought, that's annoying, that's annoying, shitster, I said
rock sand with crazy eyes from the Longevity Nurse's as drunk.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
I went full bodied red light attendant Modica be thank you.
That's what I think.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
My Diane, I also went, I did. I stuck with
Diana's decisive galous like once if I like you and
I I just trust my guy. I don't need to
see everything when I don't want to, like scare anybody.
But I am a divorce a. But when I got married,
I went alone to the wedding dress store and I
it was I went by myself. It's the second dress

(01:45:10):
I tried on. I just bought it, but like, I
didn't like, you know, I didn't need to see them all.
I was like, that's a dress, okay, so here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Wait what did that?

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
And that that was very after your divorce?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
No I don't need to like I'm decisive.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I knew my Diana, dian your wedding I bought.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
It was by myself. I bought it the second dress
I tried.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
I was like, we're very I know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
So I knew as soon as I saw Diane call
off the search for the other Diane's that's my Diane's Diane.
She's a Diane. Diane is as Diane does I say
something about Diane before.

Speaker 6 (01:45:42):
Yes, it's gonna be really interesting to see who Diane
becomes friendly with on that first night.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
What is that pos gonna look like something?

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Here's here's my guest, b.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Big big Dian.

Speaker 7 (01:45:54):
I can call it that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
I can we call it big Diana. I want to
say bad. Here's and I just picture the pictures, like
Diane is surrounded by like tall models. I'm gonna say it. First,
they're going to see a wink link and there's gonna
be some bullies. They're gonna bulledy Diane like, oh, here
comes this little woman with certain hobbies, you know what
I mean, and that have might be open to certain things.

(01:46:19):
They're gonna kind of pick on Diane as like. But
then they're going to see how popular Diane is, and
he's going to get a kick out of Diane and
kind of like a buddy way, that's my buddy, Diane.
I think he's going to get a kick out of her.
So then they're gonna come around and I think that
everyone's gonna love Diane because they're ASO gonna know she's
not gonna win, so they can be like, oh, she's
safe to have her at I bet she's definitely the

(01:46:40):
funniest person.

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
Oh no, no, as fall on Diane.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
So here we go my top three lord runner up.
He's gonna want to hump her Milean Oh yeah, but
he's not going to bring her home to meet the family.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
He's gonna bring Maya home to meet the family, and
the family's gonna want to pick her because they're like
she's got everything, dad, and like they're gonna be like,
we like Maya. And then he's like, well have you
met me? I'm Melby Owen. I'm gonna go in the Nicole.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
Yeah, and I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Say the Bachelor. ABC's gonna pull off what they do somehow.
They're gonna make Nicole the next Bachelor because it's not
gonna work with mel.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
So whoever is the youngest, hottest blonde lady in the
lineup every year is going to be the one that
wins or becomes the bachelor. And I'm just and I'm
saying and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
Saying that she's going to be both, that she's going
to both win. He's gonna fuck her over, so they're
going to give her her chance to find her prince charming.
That's my prediction. She's both. What do you think of
that banana? Have you heard such a bold call? You're
my physician, You're the doctor I was talking about. You're
the doctor I was talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:47:47):
It could happen. I mean, they could try and screw
him over at the end to be like what an asshole?

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Oh, so that they get to keep her, So they
get to keep her. He's gonna screw himself over. I
don't think they're going to need to do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Yeah, well see Nicole saying, no, oh, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Fund, that's fun. Fun, that's fun. I mean, look, because
she's not.

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
Moving an Orange County.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
But it also depends. It depends how much cheddar he has.
You know what I'm saying, Nicole is going to be
if she's a yoga if she's a yoga instructor. She
needs someone else, she needs somebody to if she wants
a little fun. Retirement depends how much he's saved.

Speaker 4 (01:48:24):
That's true. Yeah, if she's a yo Cole is an
expensive lady. That's not someone you got. She's not living
in a camper.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
She's not wearing an Amazon top like I'm a thrifty gal.
I also like high end things. Don't kiss yourself. I
like Hilo.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
You're very good at You're the best at Hilo I've
ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
When I booked my show, I bought my first designer handbag.
I got a tiny real Gucci bag. Really, it's so cute,
You're cute.

Speaker 7 (01:48:48):
It's thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
You deserve it. I work hard for your money.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
I thought it in person. I went to the store.
It's the cheapest one they have. It's really cute and
you can make it a clutch, or you can put
it you can put the chain over your shoulder, or
you can make it a cross body. I love it.
I bury too, Leana. That's my only real.

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
Pata sounds like it's very do I I have a
couple of Brahmins.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
I don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
I don't like anything with logos.

Speaker 9 (01:49:12):
On it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Mine has a G.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
I don't me personally, but I'm from Massachusetts, very different.
I'm from Rhode Island. That's way way different. Rhode Island's
way different than Massachusetts.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
Very no logo, no logo, no writing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
It was opposite how I grew up. But I was like,
give me that bag, do.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
It, do it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
I want you to have fun and you deserve it
and you work hard for it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
You know what, my computer's about to dog. I need
to plug my computer in. So if we lose banana, banana.
What do you want to say for yourself?

Speaker 7 (01:49:39):
I mean you can follow me at on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Okay, pageant, What do you want to promote?

Speaker 6 (01:49:44):
I want to promote Anna being followed at Hose on Instagram. Okay,
what do you want to the question mark at the answer?
What do you want to promote?

Speaker 9 (01:49:52):
Rob oh Gosh. I do a couple of podcasts. I
do Supernatural rewatch podcasts called Supernatural Then and Now, and
I do a podcast called Kings of Yes and Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
Check those out.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
What do you want to promote? Danky del mar Al.

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
I've got my album coming.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
Out Yes Yes, Friday Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
So you know listen to it if you can buy
it if you want to. That seems crazy, but I
have to say, uh, I've gotten several followers from this
podcast and they're all really sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
Also tell me to follow what's your what's your handle? Oh?
How do you spell it? D A N K E. Okay,
please follow Paul. Let's build up his following, and I'm
going to and I will when your thing comes out,
I'll put it in my stories with a link so
people can get your album. I really appreciate that KT money.
What would you like to promote? As always, please go
to your local shelter and adopt or foster a pet. Okay,

(01:50:43):
first of all, we have our merch on our website.
That's so fun. Rose Podcast. You can get your og
smoke show, you get your champion, you can get your
becoming a champion. Let's not forget that. Number two, Banana
and I on our Patreon are doing We are doing
the Charlie Sheen thing. We just did the when on
Oh my God on it's always Sonny what's his name?

Speaker 7 (01:51:05):
Frank?

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
But Danny DeVito becomes the Golden Bachelor and they actually
filmed with Jesse Palmer at the Mansion on the stage
and he's the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 7 (01:51:12):
It's so fucking funniest episode, so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
They did two episodes. He wrote those down when the
end of the season, and then we're breaking down because
our new bachelorette we didn't even acknowledge, is that on
the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, she's been arrested for
domestic abuse. She may or may not have thrown a
chair that may have hit her toddler. And she's our
new bachelorette. So we're going through all the episodes so

(01:51:35):
we can get to know our new lead, and so
you can go Patreon.

Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
Bananas? A new bachelorette. She's a new bachelorette, and I'm
in three movies. Oh they did They just named the
new bachelrette. It's someone I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:51:52):
She's a Mormon.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
Wise, that's where we're watching because I didn't know her wives.

Speaker 4 (01:51:55):
She's a ceelebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
She's kind of crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
She's a TikTok person.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
She had she was she was she was in a
swinging group with the other morimez.

Speaker 4 (01:52:06):
She was a swinger.

Speaker 7 (01:52:07):
Everything you say to Rob faces, you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
Three movies that just came out for three Simsons four
hundred theaters across the nation. Go see it in theaters.
You can also rent online almost Popular, which is super
cute as a fun high school movie if you have kids,
and then you're The Fox is a coming of age movie,
good for your young and like kind of older teens.
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
Okay, you never stop. I'm so proud of Oay, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
And then of course I have mittens, and we have
animal shelters and whatnot, and so until next time. My
name is Ardama. I think you so much.

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
Great.

Speaker 9 (01:52:45):
Yeah, we're gonna get all you tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:52:50):
I feel so good. I just got one little question,
or would you reaccept this roll? Listen to your word?

(01:53:13):
Would you accept this rolls into your world?

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
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