"CASH MONEY GRAB!' w/ Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my god, we're back. We're so horny in the
Big Apple. It's a Monday morning. I've got a jumpsuit on. Yeah,
we're in Hell's Kitchen, baby, Yeah, very hellish. I took
a shower.

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It smells nice, not weird.

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Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hello, another episode of Well Except This Rose. My name
is artim Marine, coming to you from a very bougie
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me today is raining man, and I'm gonna say you
guys got the final roses of our listeners. The New
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Speaker 4 (01:02):
I didn't know the festival happened.

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But this huge thank you so.

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might know from the First Wives Club.

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Bet Me Bet, Diane Keaton and that other lady Goldie.

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On Oh, I just couldn't think of the trio were
the fourth wife.

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I was the fourth wifet out a beautiful baby.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
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You also might know him from the show that we
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Speaker 5 (02:18):
Jordi car I just you know what, I don't do
enough inventory of what I do.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
You know, you know the attitude of gratitude, attitude.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Look as a person who's been on many shows, and
I'm I'm aware, like it's nice to set people like
let like sometimes you little they're like, oh, here's ared
you want to give somebody like you've done a lot
of work. Let's take a moment to like respect you.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Thank you for these roses. I will I will take them.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
And also that's another beautiful baby boy. He was the
fifth wife in the First Club.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
And I was the fifth wife First Wives Club, Second
time around Focus.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
He was also in the Witches of East I guess.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Was I was.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was in Death that thumbs there. I was in
hocus Pocus too.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
He was also he was also an overboard.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You might and he was you were like an understudy
for broadcast news.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You might know he was a moonstruck you might. You
might know him as he.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Is first.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
The best comedy show in New York City that's real
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You never know who's going to come by, you.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Never know the blast.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
He's freaking hilarious. He also won your Heart's here and
he and he is a regular anywhere he works at
and is a regular at the Tonight show. It he's
a freaking king and he's a comedy killer ladies and gentlemen.
Our friends seth hearts that I.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Can hear you clapping it home. I call him the
Baron of the Burrow. I do that, do that?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
W's burrow though this one.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No, Manhattan, you are not a.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Brick and.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Manhattan I get. I get a little allergic when I
go to Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Mahat.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, it's very cool and I have.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
A lot of friends.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
You did come to Brooklyn recently and you survived to
tell the tale. You a children's museum where we went museum.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
With children's Jordan and I read a children's party together
at the children's museum and it took me and my
Shirp had died on the way.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It was so it's really fun.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It was so out there have fun. Yes, we had
a blast. We had a live snake. We played with
a live snake.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
But yeah, it sounds dirty than it was.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Just a couple of dads having fun. Also, I want
to say what I want to say. No, Jordan, you
came in. I sucked you in at a comedy show.
I was like, do you want to watch Golden Bachelor.
You're like, okay, I'll do that. So No, this is
your first real Bachelor, and let me just give you
a little history about the leads. The male leads please
ABC in my opinion, and our listeners can either agree

(04:54):
to agree or just see you later, lady. They generally
cast guys that are not they like it's slightly new,
they feel slightly neutered. It feels like, don't worry, America,
don't worry. It's usually don't worry, like super religious America
that watches this. They're not gonna fuck your daughters, or
they're gonna marry her first, and then they're gonna move
to the suburbs and like, so they're not there leads

(05:17):
that almost like these bevy of gargeous scals. It feels
like they'll tolerate, but they're not actually Harney, for I
feel like Joey is actually adorable and this is the
first guy in a because he is still a sweety petiti.
You feel like the parents would like him. But to me,
he's the first male lead in a minute that it

(05:37):
feels like like Zach No Clayton not really like like
I feel like this is the first sort of cutie
pie in a second. Do you agree with us?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I think emotionally he's neutered. He seemed to me he
feels like Chad that Pete Davidson a bid from SLA
where he's just like there's no highs or lows the emotion.
He's completely normal and doesn't really give a fuck, like
not he doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
But he's like now he said he struggled with anxiety
and stuff. In the past. He has said that like
he always feels.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Like he's totally neutral to everything. That's the way it
feels to me. Where he's like he's they're like, I
love you, I love you. He's like, all right, cool, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Gotta overwhelming to have this many people.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, well I'm you know, I mean having seen Golden Batch, yeah,
and seeing this Haram really of older seasoned pensioners, you know,
throwing themselves at this man.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Gary. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Gary, I just say I refering to him as this
man after after I found it the truth.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay, he wasn't really Okay, he was.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
His wife died, he took over her identity.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
She's a good all right.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
So I just I feel like this guy is getting
all these people thrown at him, and it's I believe it.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I believe it.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
He's he has just enough stubble, yes to cause some
much trouble. Yes, he has these eyes where it's like
you're looking into the ocean a little bit. Yeah, and
it's like it's really he has his come hither stare.
His skin is golden.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I'm not saying he's not a great looking dude.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I'm just thinking, like every time, but it's a show,
he's like, I'm really excited. He was never excited. He
was like, I'm really excited.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
But he doesn't have to be charismatic.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I think, look like that, and you have those eyes
and you have that skin, you don't have to have
those teeth, have aristhma.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I think he's gonna I think I have charisma too.
I think that he might. I think he might get go.
I get the feeling that it's almost like his synaps is.
It's like he has so many hot gals, so.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Many it's overwhelming. Frame he doesn't have a deal.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
You And I think it's almost like he's probably super
into a bunch of them, but also like kind of
a nice guy and like trying to like I bet
it's overwhelming to kind of keep it straight and figure
it because like, like who wouldn't be attracted to like
there's so many hot, sweet ladies. So it's almost I

(08:03):
won because he was saying when he went to hometowns
with charity, like that he can tend to like put
on a like that he's put on a face before,
and that he's struggled into like he'll privately struggle with things.
His dad came out when he was like twelve, so
his parents, his parents got divorced. I don't know of
his dad is with a partner.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
And I think it's also like it was like an
earlier time like now I feel like like like I
think it was just a lot, Like he's probably what
like thirty thirty top, so like eighteen years ago, you
know what I mean. Like just I think they're like
not that that like, but I think that guy might
be more internal with how he.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Deals with I had a front row seat at that
in the seventh grade, not that it happened to me,
but the guy that sat next to me, Kirk Coude
case guy was.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
This doesn't say his full name.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Mine not mine, Levi Kude first of the first of
his name, Cood. Could not get him off.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
You know what I'm saying it was just like puberty
hit and the ladies were just like, you know, how to.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Deal with it?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, I thought you meant the same thing happened him.
His parents came out.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
No, no, that happened to So let's just get this right.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Kirk Kud. His dad came out, no kidding out, no no, no.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Just became like like weird sex object.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yes, you know he was putting a pedestal. Overwhelmed.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
I got, I mean I understood, like like seeing that show.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Was like, oh my god, this is kirk Kud delivering
in right seventh grade. He doesn't.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, I wonder if also, I mean I couldn't. I
wonder if Joey was a late bloomer too, you know
what I mean, Like Joey could have been Joey could
have been like I remember in Charity's house. Yes, no,
Joey for me is a tall fella and Charity's like
group the guys were all like six seven, and he's like, oh,
he's like five ten or something. He was like, I'm
a smallest ten or five eleven something like that.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Five eight, he's a medium king. I think he's I
think he's five eight.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
So the gals are all.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I get the feeling because he stood up. He's like,
never really that much taller than that. I see, I
see he's about there.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
How do we feel about that?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
He's perfect?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I love.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I love a medium king.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
You think nine is the exact right hype Freddy about
okay you're five nine? Yeah, okay, guys like.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It depends like a medium king.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah no, no, I understand. I'm five eleven. So it's
like I always am like it's torn in between.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, two worlds, but go.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I will say this though, The cringiest parts of this
episode for me is when they cut to Joey trying
to actively listen because.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
He's always like, okay, so you're not into Joe.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I just think he's like a bit of I just.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Like j simple j.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Guys overdoing to you, but try to teach you.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Tennis.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
He's a sweet guy. He likes to serve.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's right, he does serve. He serves with.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
To a gen. I think I think he wanted gentle.
I mean, she's hoty hoty bubbati. But I think I
think he was a terrible. She was like I'm sure
I would at least like I tried.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
To have the funniest, cringiest surf lesson.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Okay, here we go. So we're starting out, guys, there's
a group date and he's looking for missus right by
the way, Jesse has completely grown on me as a host.
The final thing Jesse and.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
He finally got the joke.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
He finally got Now, now, my brother loves football and
apparently Jesse is like fun in that capat Like apparently for.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
A football player, he's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I think it's because he's a commentator.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I think, like so iron a comedian, he's the least
funny person.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
You're not a lady who's gone on dates to the
guys that they think they should be comedians. Okay, so
then so then uh, Sydney is pissed. Uh so so
they're going to the High Street Arts theater and uh
you're so excited. Oh my god, they're so excited.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
What's happy?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
They're excited that we're going on.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
It could be a ritual killing, I was thinking. I
was like, they don't know what.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
To do, but they're so excited, Like wait till you
find out what's happening.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Basically, we're in the NoHo Arts district.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
The day cards like you know, I'm looking for missus
Wright and we're going to fight to the death the
fight club and one persons say, two people enter.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
One person group date.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
So excited.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
You're so excited. I've never seen so much.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
What was so funny is they were so excited until
they found out what they.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Had to do.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, it felt did It felt so dated to have
a pageant like the look and to have the ladies
to have asking from Golden Bachelor April, Susan, Kathy and Nancy. Yeah,
and it felt like really Susan and Kathy were the
only two that seemed happy to be there. The other
two on the end, you were just there. You're like, okay,

(12:44):
somehow I got to be part of asking because Kathy
made it up. If you're asking, I'm talent, and it's
like jeth I was.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Just like, why they make them say that on TV?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Kathy?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Why did they make me have to hear that they
were ready?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
You were ready?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
They're ready?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
And the pageant, the dated look of the dead the
ladies are like, are you fucking kidding me? I had
to do it felt so dated.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
They really were not happy and they and they, to
the producer's credit, they let everyone know that they weren't
happy about it.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, it was like, what which a few years ago
they had only pageant. I'm sure some of these girls
did do pageant.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Sure, well, she talked about it, Sidney said.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Sydney was like, he was like, I'm sure, credit I
did Texas. I was like Miss Texas teams. And then
there's the cheerleaders. Everyone's like, are you serious? You're cheerleading
right right her?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
She could not wait. So basically, so yeah, they had
to do their They just show their their casual at
home looks, which was cute Lazy Sunday Lazy.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Sunday because Joe was gonna have a lot of those.
That's gonna be a lot of your life.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
I was like, are you guys all gonna like do
like a rap now.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Like two thousand and six?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, a box like class by Lazy Sunday.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
They're gonna do like I thought someone's gonna.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Rap last year.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
And then they had to do Oh then they did
question and answer.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
We didn't see any of that.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
And then they were like, well the question and answers
they had Maria, you've been married for three years, you've
lost You've lost this spark. I feel like her answer
was actually chill and good. She's like, hopefully we haven't,
but we'll bring in what we have to bring in.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Like that's a very honest, normal answer.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, she for somebody that they're really trying to make
be the villain, and like last week she did kind
of suck, but like there are times where like like
she actually feels she is clearly a shit stir, but
not that bad. I felt like that was a good answer, and.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think that was that was I was offended by
as a comedian, was they asked, what's her.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Name, Sydney?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
If she's face Sydney? Okay, what she was honest, which
is perfectly fine with.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Me, Kelsey making Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yes, They're like, what would you do with stuck an elevator?
We'd make some memories, which is like the vaguest, unfunniest answer.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, and she got the rose for.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
The worst possible time. The kiss she was like, no,
no different person to the kiss.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Correct me, Yeah, the kiss was given by the kiss
was well, we'll get there, we'll get there there, Okay,
that's okay. So then Lexi, she's like, what do you
like the most about his appearance? I love his heart,
I love his heart.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah that was smart. Yeah it was answer.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
So then we have the songs. A Duena wrote a song.
I actually was nervous when she said it, and then
I feel like she did a nice job.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Gamble.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It sounded just like another song. Did you notice that
the first few notes? It's been a long day. You
all about it?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
When I see you again? She stole the melody.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I wrote a brand new I wrote.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
A brand new song. From Fast and Furious.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Tents they played when Paul Walker drove off that was
the death song. Cried like a baby, cried like a baby.
I cried like a baby.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
You guys if she had just ended that poem with
family and walked out out of.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
How is your bar that high? I love it. The pageant,
the yeah, they just zoom past certain parts of like that.
Maria did a full split.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I get full, like a flip without her hands and
landing like a full rush.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
That's your one, literally preview of coming attractions, young Joseph, Right,
She's showing you what she can.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Do impress him.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I was like, whoa, that.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Was limber, timber, And I was like, dude, I mean
just from the physical, like, come on, incredible.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
She was she's she's a look, she'll be the Queen
of Paradise. She's a star. She's hot, she's fun, she's
We've never never had a Canadian sitter.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Because they're usually very polite.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, so then we have Sydney's been in a pageant
and she's like, l oh v E love is where
Joey and me are? I g HG I missus, I
mean like and the lack of self awareness her it's
I don't think she was kidding when she thought she

(17:17):
stuck her.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
And I can't tell if the producers were like you
and should do a cheerleading and then to everyone else,
do not react to this, or I can't tell it
happened naturally, or if they sort of said I think she's.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Such a drip that they didn't need to even set
it up. But I'm sure the producers are evil enough
that there's a little Jordan talk to me.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
No, no, no, no, I'm waiting. I'm patiently waiting, Hey, Jordan,
your goal. No, it's just that there's a thing about
pageants in Rhode Island.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yes, I'm from islandright on, so you'll understand this hot
take coming in Texas producing.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
From Rhode Island is never won.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Rhde Island is never one because they're tiny, and I
have mean to the mis RhoD Island pageant.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay and not okay?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Per how long were you in yours?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Are you in it? No? I was, I wasn't in it.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I was, I was dating it.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I just want to make sure that everything dating. I
was just watching from.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
The window outside the window. Want to make sure that
everything went fine. Miss Texas it's it's not even fair.
Miss Texas should be like its own thing. It's and
the fact that has not a ship, but E just
takes it really seriously.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Texas takes a.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Very huge state.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
It's the size and the scope and the pool of
people versus Rude Island.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Rhode Island is about twenty people.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Yeah, me and my brother just signed staple to like
a like a like a freaking lamp post. Like you
guys want to be in the misrud all except for
you if they have to Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
How you fucking kidding me? Get over here? Where's your
fucking tankini?

Speaker 5 (18:45):
I'm just saying that was a Miss Rhode Island standard
of like pageant.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yes, I should have gone, Oh my god, I would
have swapped. Okay, Hey, what's up. Creston is ad marine
from Little Compton. All right, I can do pig Latin.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Okay, I'm just saying Okay. So she probably thought that
she was doing great by Rhode Island standards, forever, by
Texas standards.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, I mean I worked the misquamake at water Pack. Okay,
here we go. So then we have uh okay, So
that was brutal.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
So Lexi comes up hilariously.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Lexi comes up as she goes, who's a digital strategist,
so she's like an Instagram She's trying just like a influence,
trying to be an influence on her.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
That can mean to mean anything.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
So she's like, my talent, I've been told I'm the CUA.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yes, And then she.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Does it and is rewarded for her bravery.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
You really stepped out of your comfortation.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I cannot. That made me mad at him.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
It made me mad at the whole show. It was
I felt the girl's anger me too.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
And I also felt like even though Maria, Maria was like,
at least I did a split, you know what I mean, talent,
and it was like, you know, I think what she
and Aduina, who say, who ripped off the song? Like,
but they were at least she practiced and wrote a song, yes,
And I felt like I felt like they were they
were articulating it, they're like it feels. I think it

(20:16):
also to me made them trust him less of like,
oh so that's so this is so why call it
a talent if you're just trying to be like who
can make you like the most turned on? Like why
say if that's not even why make us go learn
this if it's not.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I feel like the show goes there so easily that
this is one step away from well, my talent is
I'm going to give the best hand jobs, so take
it out like how.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, I didn't he and he didn't like the.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Last stud that's not what this is.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I felt like already was like a real purv like
Joey at least seems kind of like a nice guy.
The fact that he, I felt like, to me, it
made the women trust him less, and I think that
was a misstep.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I think he should have either done two things or
have been like, well, okay, let's see what other talent
you have, like do something else or go for her bit.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
But then don't.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Reward, don't give it, you know, you know, the producers
made him do that to stir some ship. But I
think it dinged his credibility.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Ding his credibility. I see that.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
But there's always the factor that fortune favors the bold,
And what I saw in Gold Gold was that them's
who got to Gary's lips first, We're going to stick
around the longest.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
So it's like he's like favors the horny.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, but in this case it doesn't matter because he literally.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Will make out with you.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Jarney favors the bold.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Think seems to make out with someone within thirty seconds
of talking to I know everyone.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
This guy's super sexual.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, the camera guys. He's making out the camera guy.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
But more than the other guys in the past.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's a little earlier and a little more. I think
it's more and sooner than in the past.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
What I think he I'm going to go out in
a limon and say.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
That doctor to this it looks like it was like
a thing. There's something to come out of your hands,
And I was like, what is that?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's Joe I'm gonna go ahead and say that.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
I think that Joey may be like hot take polyamorous,
because he's just like he's so comfortable getting in people's
personal space.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
So immediately I'm like, dude, this guy like.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
On the beach right, people would come into the like
he'd have like little one on ones of people and
it's just like thirty seconds and he's.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Like in the zone.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I honestly, I think he has I think it's more
he has nothing to say.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I don't like every male lead.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Is the same as it really want to make out the.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Beau Zach had didn't. At least Joey's asked a couple
of questions. Zach would ask nothing and just start making out.
I think if he had no curiosity about the house,
zero right. I mean, the women are so pretty, and
I feel like these guys are just like it's always
interesting to see the male leads if they can, if
they can stay good guys and like be the head

(22:58):
of a harem, you know what I mean. I'm like, like,
I feel like it focks with even the nicest of
guys to have this many women pest Jordan's.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I know what it is.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
I know the metaphor of all metafact I get it now,
I see it now. I feel yes, sociologists.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Put my nerd glasses.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yes, yes, do it.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
This show, if I may, is so smartly nothing more
than the cash World wind machine. You step in and
you're trying to get as many dollars as possible and
as little time.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
And that is why everyone is making out like mad.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
You have to just they're like, they're like Harpy Simples, dude,
who cares?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
You know they testimony?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Oh thank god?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, but it feels well, then that must be why
he's making out like crazy. I was like, you're gonna
catch you a cold. You're gonna do it, I know it.
And it's just like at least the sniffles and you're
trying to get all them dollars in your pocket.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Herpyes, herpees.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
What's your strategy?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
What's your strategy?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
My strategy is I take out your shirt. Well, I've
never been on the Bachelor, I've never been on the house.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
I'm saying, if you're in the dollar, dollar the dollar,
I'm always yeah, they say the person that actually, just
if you sit there and don't ty to grab anything
and hold your shirt out, it will come to you.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yes, Joseph, do you see what I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Saying really is a strategy.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Okay, so what would you do if you're the bachelor?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I'd make the ladies make out and then.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I wo okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
If I were the bachelor, I don't know what I
would do, but I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
I would. She know what I would do. I would
shame every woman as they leaned in to try to
kiss me, like whoa, whoa, woa, I don't even know
you that women love that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what
do you think I am. I'm not that kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I did that once and not a good What did
she say?

Speaker 5 (24:45):
She just was like it was all building at this moment, jackass,
and then like and I was like for her, she
said that no, no, no, no no, but she could you
could tell that. She was like it was like we
had this, it was in college. We had this wonderful
night together. It was pretty clear that we were both
heading in the same direction. And I was like, what
would it be like if I just those person right now?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
How did it feel? How did you feel?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I shouldn't be really annoyed and mad.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
She wasn't vexed annoyed what I get the sores, but
she was definitely like oh okay, like in the and
the energy changed and shifted, So I like, and I'm
not handsome enough to do that, you know what I'm saying,
so get away with it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
So it was a real ambush to her emotions. She
was like, she's like, I'm doing all this for you
uggos and.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Like me, but yeah, there is my big bike and
again we can a person.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Put this this end.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Did she come back around later?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Absolutely? Not just a window window.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
She was she closed the window.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Sometimes people like yeah, they were like, oh my god,
what was wrong with me? And then they want to
try and figure it out?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
You like nagging.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I thought that's how she would take it right away.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
She liked herself more than that.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, she was.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
She actually she went.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
To Brown Yeah wow, okay, thanks a lot. But that
we're narrowing it down, I think.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I know who it was.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
So then we have Lexi one. She's like, I was
really in my head. He's like, I know, it took
a lot of bravery for you to do that. I
know you stepped out of your comfort zone. You did
it for me, you know, and I just really feel
some kind of connection. It's effortless, Okay, I just like,
don't pretend like you're proud of her bravery.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, that was his whole thing. It's like, you didn't
come out as by Yeah, it wasn't like transitioning on
the show. She's not that brave. She just wanted. She
had no talent. She's like, I'm going to make out
with you and find everyone else. It's a power move.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Okay. So the rate her kiss rate her kiss always
enforced an awkward to me forced an awkward Okay. It
was in front of hundreds of people, at least at
least in.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
The audience, at least two hundred people.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Asked the crew, he cast, the crew, the producers, and
they probably had to do take Now. You tell me
based on all that, what you thought of that kiss?
Have you had to kiss ever on TV?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yes? And what was that like for you?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Depends who it was? Okay, Sometimes disgusting right now, sometimes
sometimes fun. There was there was one gentleman, gentleman who
I had to make out was who like before the
take eight eggs salad smoked a cigar and was like

(27:26):
pretending to bark like a dog.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
And that man, all right, now, Arnold Schwartz, that's a
richer for him.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
He often says eating.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Kelsey. She's like, now, Kelsey's a cutie pie, She's a
different she fell out of her comfort zone. He's like,
I'm really excited know she to have the stupid elevator joke.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Oh yeah, I like we're gonna make memories.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Like I think she stands a chance to go pretty far.
He likes her.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
She's very tall, Okay, is.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
That good he wants? I don't know. I over six
feet I want that.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I think he wouldn't want a taller one. But I
guess he really.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Likes to look up how tall Joey is.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I've heard I've heard tell tell us that I'm with
a shorter person, and I love being with a short apetit.
But like you know, people say that if you're lined
up in the same height that it's it's better sexually
if you're the same height, if you're the same height
in the same zone, like the same batting zone, like

(28:26):
two or three inches each, yeah, two three inches each.
It's like if you're in the same wheelhouse, then it's
like you line up your parts line.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Up right so that it seeks for shack.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
His wife is like literally five ft. You know, every
sing every single.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Wife I have not seen the pictures.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I'm not always often like googling shock waste you literally
wasting your time.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
To do that later. Meanwhile, Maria our Canadian queen, who's
who's going to be stirring ship later, She's like, I
liked her honesty. Today was hard for me. It was
a kissing contest. That's what you validated. I fell out
of my element. I'm good for her.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I was so proud of her and all the women.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, And she she called him out. She's like, I'm
embarrassed by my dance and he's like, no, you're a star.
You work a crowd. And he's like look and then
he got Then he kind of gasplit her a little bit.
He's like, he goes, I'm very low key, like I
don't always show hype, and I need to be with
somebody who knows that I'm proud of you. You know,
if I don't say it, it's like, all right, well
you did still validate the kissing.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, Like do.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
You know what I mean? Like, don't make her feel
bad that she's asking for you to say, hey, good job,
Like like you fucking don't make her be the one
with the problem when you need to do a kissing.
He did that. He was like, I need to know
that I'm with somebody that I don't always have to
say it like I'm.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I need I need to be with someone I don't
have to do any work that I don't have to
you don't have to like be in a real relationship
with Yes, yeah, you know that's what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
And then we have Medina Monkey kolemic I feel.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Like she's great on zero for all the shit that happens,
and then she somehow gets.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Off now has the audacity to be thirty one years old.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
So last week what she's like almost dead?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
She was literally I will say she has no sense
of humor. But I but like I kind of felt
bad for her, like she sucks. But like when you
saw him trying to bait her in and she kept
saying to him, I don't want to spend my time
talking about somebody else and like, which is actually because
you don't, because snitches never get far on the show.
So you could see her kind of knowing that and

(30:31):
going like, yeah, that was last week. I don't want
to talk about it. Yeah, the past, and he was like,
but I don't feel like I can get close to
you if you're on and she's like I really She's
like He's like, well who and she's like and she
was like I don't want she didn't take the.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Bait, and like it was like, you're bullying me.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Now.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, she was sort of like like trying to be like,
but what about us? And he kept saying, but I
understand you felt, and look, I think she has no
sense of humor and she's kind of.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I'm sure the producers told me had to court and
like and like if you wanted the case, and she
you want that buckett the bucket.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Hat at a pool part chop please, I.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Have creasy hands and feet on, greasy hands and a
greasy mouth, and AGNI.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Never have I ever been and I am a black man,
and never have I ever been in a pool and
been like, you know what's gonna really take this to
the next time?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Fast food, fried chicken and biscuits.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Fucket, lose a gallon of bikini. You know what makes
me feel hot? Right now? Get a biscuit.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I don't have enough oil on me. I don't have
enough dripping oil.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
What if they had little mini cups of like mashed
potatoes and gravy. I guarantee you that was that was
on the table. I guarantee it was on the table.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yes, such a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well, so then media called Medina. She's like, he's like, look,
I know. She's like, I want to be honest. I
don't want to talk about this. I want to get
to know you. He's like, okay, what is everything. Okay.
She's like, okay, fine, I felt insecure about my age.
I felt invalid and I mentioned it and I felt invalidated.

(32:12):
I felt bullied. Okay, this is where she's like, well,
she resisted. She resisted, and then she was sach a
drip and she and he goes who said that. She's like,
I don't want to tell you, And so then he's like,
I'm really worried. Medina said the word bully. I don't
love drama now.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
And then he comes back and he said, I don't
love all this drama that I I just created and
made it happen.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
I don't love it. I don't want to own it.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, we're going to take a quick break and we're
going to come back to the bully aftermath. Oh my god,
I don't know about you, but things are getting so
hot in here. I think I got to take all
pay you break here. We are, we're back, and we've

(32:56):
just we've just said out there. I felt bullied. So
then Joey comes up to the gals and he's like, ladies,
I understand that there's some bullying in the house. And
then so funky Cole Medina was like, I said, I
think this what I had to do with my conversation.
I said, I oh, and then Kelsey got the rose
Medina funcky co Medina goes. I said, I felt bullied.

(33:19):
I didn't say that you are a bully, but I
felt I mean, just look, Medina did try to get
out of it, but then once once she got in,
she was so on fun about it, and it's like,
it's like, okay, I she was trying not to get
in the middle of it, but it was also like,
now you're being such a drip. And then and Maria's like,

(33:42):
are you And then Sidney was like, I too felt bullied.
Maria Sidney threw herself on the pile. I don't feel
bullied as well, and she's like, I don't want to
hear from you. Honey. She's like, you talking shit about
my friend. And then so then Maria goes, look a
little missy trouble maker, you need to like fucking stop it.
Why am I Caddie? And then so like she's like, oh,

(34:03):
She's like, oh, Maron, this is so fucking weird. It
was so stupid.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
It was the stupidest fight that they're clearly making a
giant deal.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
And he's like, I am done being attacked by her. Yeah,
And then she's like I'm leaving. I'm not gonna be
attacked anymore. I'm like, this bitch is just trying to
get airtime. And a Duena, who I believe like takes
care of all of her younger siblings. She's like, what
the fuck? This is so stupid.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I feel like a Duena is now the moral compass
of the show.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Literally, she was saying that she was raised where she
takes care of she had, she was the oldest daughter,
she had to take care of all the siblings in
her house. She was like, this is this women were
not bullied. This is so fucking stupid. Like a Duena's like,
I like Maria, she's telling the truth. This is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's nerves.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
It's really just nerves coming up, and like when nerves
come up, then you lash out because you're just nervous
in the service. And it's like it's like somebody, don't
you think I disagree?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
It's I agree, homeboy.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I think it has to be one thing. Sydney trying
to get airtime.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
And get rid of She's trying to get to paradig Yes.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Sydney knows what she's doing. She is not dumb. She's
trying to be a villain. He's trying to get airtime.
He's trying to stay at the show.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
She's trying to take Here's exactly what she's doing.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I think Sidney's also I think she's also jealous that
Maria is sexy and it's working, and so the female's
a female, Like you're there for one reason. There's no television,
there's no internet, there's no phone. So it's like just
about getting attention from the Maria comes out in the
bra last week, Maria comes slips into something more.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Sorry, she can't do that. What year is it? She
can't slip?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
But it's just like you know what I mean, Like
she's so out matched. Sidney's so outmatched that and she
knows it. So now she's trying to like get rid
of her by getting she's because it's hard to come
back from being called a bully in twenty years. You
can't marry a bully.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Although she did a really good job of doing. I
was very impressed with how when she had her meeting
with Joey and Joey's already labeled her as this billy,
she talked away.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Out of it muddy the waters there.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
I was like, wow, that's everyone take a lesson.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
She did, and he was like, that's a really good point.
I didn't actually get more details from sitting. Now that
I think about it, it's also like, I'm hornier for Mario,
so maybe I should go find out.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Before kick her out and get rid of this, because
this is pretty good.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, I'm in the cash machine, and because there's some
weird two's two dollars bills doesn't make grab them. I
just think that, you know, yeah, he's in the cash
Masion wants to make sure that he gets the good bills,
the nice crispy ones. I just feel like, you know,
with Maria, I think that she comes from part of Canada,

(36:44):
and I really need to check this out. But I
think she comes from the same part that that Ryan
Gosling comes from, which is like a hot part.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Well, it's in Ontario.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
London, Ontario is kind of like a rougher part of Canada, Okay,
and I feel like.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
It's like near the Hammer. Is it near that, it's
near it's Hamilton? Is it near Hamilton?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I don't know Hammer. You want me to look.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Weinberg also look up how tall Joey is exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I will look. I'll do all these things for you.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Here's the thing about Joey is five to two, and
they just make him look tall.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
They put them on an apple box, apple bottom box.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Okay, Kleinberg, But I will say this about the whole thing.
I do think Sydney knows exactly what she's doing. What
drives me crazy about Sidney is she uses all the
buzzwords to feel like she has some sort of righteous
upper hand. But she's just using buzzwords that don't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
How about her and her Princess Leah Bikini Leader. I know, right,
Princess Leah bust the Lea.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I know.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
I was impressed. She's like she knows what the nerves want.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, what do we got Jordan talk to?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Weinberg is not near.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Because she's rich. She had money, her sticks dad had money.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Here's the deal about stuff. She is from Toronto. She's
not saying it, but she's from Toronto. It's a burb
of Toronto. And everybody knows Toronto like Drake. Right, You're like,
Drake knows dangerous people.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
But a Drake. But Drake is not dangerous.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
No, you see what I'm saying. And it's like and high. Yeah,
but he's like his in his wraps. He's always like,
I know, I know killers. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
You're like, Okay, mob Tied has a song call mob Tied.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
He has a he knows guys who have played killers,
aren't you Okay?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
The height? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Five eight, five nine and a half?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Five eleven? No, the guys are all like six six.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I'm so sorry. Five eleven ever forget? Oh my gosh,
Oh Joseph, you're amazing.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Okay, he's a perfect tight. Five eleven is a perfect tight.
I'm five eleven. I know it because eleven is.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
A great height.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh it's the best.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
People are never like Jordan, You're so told never, but
they're never like you're short. They never say that, No,
you've got it.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Five.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I got called some other guy called me short the
other day because we were the same height, and he
was like, well for short cars like us, Like, well, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
What do you mean? I thought you said you were
five eight?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
It depends on.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Rulers are better than others.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
It keeps going on.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Next two I could day.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I think it's a good day on the show.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
You can go up by the end of the show.
I'm going to be five eleven by the end of
the show.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Nobody cares. No what again, we all we all think
you're a king.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
I am a king.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I knowed were you both on with Tammy when you
guys did the Tammy episode?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
You think so? I think? What were you on.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
When Tammy said that Gary seemed like he got kicked
in the head by a horse?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yes, yes, yes. Where did the facts come out? Was
he kicked in the head by horse? He?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Well, there were some facts like I felt like some
you know, maybe her language was a little harsh, but
I felt like some of her instincts about Gary might
have not been completely off base. On the base of
the stories that came out.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
I feel like he could have been run over by
a horse, like you know that giraffe ran over that line.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
That's that could have been what happened.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I feel like he switched bodies.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
With a horse.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Remember that face horse? She would leave her buried horse
in the yard? Was it Gary?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Gary?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
He has a horse's brain?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Did she?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Jeth was also in a Mamma two brains? Okay, So
here we go. So then here we go. She's like,
I didn't say I was bullied. I thought I felt bullied.
So here we are. Any final thoughts about any final
thoughts about the group date, the bullying, the kiss validation
before we move on to the World's Worth surf date.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
I just think it was it was a stone called mess,
but I was here for it. Yes, and I just
love that mess rises to the top on the show.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
But the group date, you mean the pageant the pageant?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yes? Any final No?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
No, I have a joke.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I have something account of about the other girl.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Okay, so here we are. Now we're onto the surf date.
Jenn is so hot, she's so gorgeous. Yeah, he takes her,
He takes her eighteen, he's giddy, she's she hates it alliciating.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Ye. I thought she was eighteen from Miami, Florida.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I mean, I think they have to at least be
twenty one.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
No, there's this girls who have been under that. No
their have it twenty year old show you watched. I
watched the one on OnlyFans is a Bachelor. It was
a different version.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Okay, literally nothing until like the bonding over trauma at
dinner up until then, nothing is said. He brings HER's
like kissing, I feel giddy. Kissing Jen makes me feel
She's like, I feel safe with you. I'm scared of sharks.
Let's go pick out the wet suit. She felt embarrass
sliding on the wet suit they have, like the yellow
they pick up the yellow surfboard. She's like, bring it

(41:57):
on now. Look I've boogie boarding and body surfing. I'm
sure surfing is hard. I felt for her. This is
not a date I would have wanted, and it seemed
like she didn't want it either.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
There was a lot going wrong with this date.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
First of all, I love that she didn't say I
feel safe, but she goes, I feel weirdly safe with you,
Like I know I shouldn't, but I somehow do. I
was like, trust your instincts. Don't feel safe for them,
h don't feel safe for yeah? Yeah yeah they also
I don't know where they were trying to surf, but
there was terrible waves and he was only trying to
push her into the waves that you couldn't ride anymore
because they were already.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Like are you critiquing that break?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Yeah, don't try to, Okay, I'm like studying watching me, Like, dude,
there's no way she can get up on any of these. Yeah,
push her go back to where it's actually breaking, and
maybe you can get up for a little bit. Like
she never it was it was never gonna work.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
She's she's from Miami, where where the brakes aren't great, right,
and so she's probably never served before.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Telling me on a long board and she's from Miami.
It's a short board break.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I'm okay, it's.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Never it was never going to work the way So okay,
First of all, yeah, you're like it was too glassy.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I was messy, it was soupy, it was super messy.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Like, yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Maybe he's doing that on purpose. Maybe he's doing that
on purpose, And he was up for like two point
two seconds. It wasn't bad, you know, but she probably
had the wrong board.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Was that for her?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Just what kind of board your.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Shampire or they were too far in there?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
What did you further out?

Speaker 5 (43:26):
You wanted further out beyond the breaks where the sharks were.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, yeah, and I don't know, it's hard to get
you wanted a blue crush Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I wanted her to blue crush it up. Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
It was just hard to watch something that you knew
was never going to be successful, like the whole show.
It was like it was the fight. It was like
the whole show.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
She did bail a lot.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
It was like, that's saying that's what UM would try.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, yeah, I felt for her, or at least take
her boogie boarding, like let her it's easy a boogie
board or body's easy, like I felt. If you know that,
you're not gonna like bring a real athlete out to
do that, Like I I there's a lot of things
I could be good at. I don't think I would
have excelled that that. I'm not a super strong swimmer,
so but I could do well, like with a boogie

(44:11):
boarding or about like that would be fun. But like
that would have been hard for me.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Seth over here once are on one hundred foot waves and.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Have a chance.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
But then they start kissing, and he's like, Jen makes
me feel giddy. We just click in a lot of ways.
Kissing Jens and me, who just think you talking about
kissing just makes me want to go kiss You click
because she's gorgeous and you want to kiss her.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yes, we really in the way that I see her
and I want to like have sex with her.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
It's two good looking people. Did you see them in
their wetsuits? They looked amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
They're gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, I look like a fat wall risk like wet suits.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's like a Neil body glove.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Oh my god. And they can unzip it in one.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
You know, Okay, stage one stage too weird.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
When I end zip with wetsite, it's like we hit
the mezzanine a break for a while.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I got five six minute break before you get to
stage two.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Good lord.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
So then they go for dinner and she's like, there's
I want to say about dinner. Here's what I'm want
to say. We've all had some real painful things in
our lives. You don't need to tell the length of
all of them. You can go lightly over something. I
don't think that people need to know the real and

(45:31):
and I'm saying this as a person who's had a
weird amount of tornadoes tear through my yard. So you
just like kind of go with the first date is
just seeing a vibe. It's not it's like, do we
have fun together? It's not like you don't. And I
know it's a bachelor, but like, to me, a trauma
doesn't fully define you. She didn't cause her parents, Like

(45:53):
I know that there might be a we don't know
that there. You don't know that, but like I think
that you don't need to leave with like that like
your most giant pain to be lovable or like like
to me, okay, so we have. So it went on
and on. It was like my parents fought a lot,

(46:14):
a lot. The dad was on the in the they
see together, the dad slept in the basement. I was
completely unlevel, like like it just went You could just say,
look like my parents had a complicated It wasn't. It wasn't.
I didn't come from the best roadmap. Sometimes it made
me feel like I picked the wrong guys. But I've
worked on myself and you don't even need to say that.

(46:36):
I think it's literally like I had some pain. We
can get We don't need to get into it right now,
like if we like like I had sort of like
you know, it wasn't the best road I met, but
I'm optimistic about love.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Can I can I say something?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Yes, I want to say in all seriousness, Yeah, she's
so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, the front offices are immaculate.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Now what she's I think she might be setting him
up for like listen and a good again going back
to the cash cash machine Tornado, and she ain't got
a two point two seconds.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
To get her story across.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
She's like, if we go further and you do a
whole visit with me, I know, okay, you go to
hometown with.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
The whole time, it would be the greatest hometime.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
But I think you don't need to scare somebody that
early with the enormity of it. I like to me,
we all have certain hands that were out, so it's
like like and and that you don't have to tell
somebody day one, like it can be even if you
go to like you can run those like like to me,

(47:34):
like like do a little bit lighter and then like
just even just allude to like we don't need to
get it into have a little just show a little
ankle of trauma, Like you don't need to show them all.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
You don't need to show.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
The whole thing.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I don't want to you know, poo poo or trauma.
But like sounds like she had a normal parent relationship.
It's like my parents were fighting other times. Like yeah, okay,
so you just had like a normal upbring.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
All you didn't pick up a comedian because you were
so pretty.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Yeah, I think you're a millennial, but we're gin X
and so yeah, that's what we're used to, is like
you know, people just arguing right in front of the kids.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yes, and you know, like we can't do this in
front of the kids. Yet that hadn't been a sta.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
And so she just sounds like she has old parents.
So that's that was my takeaway. But I hear you.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
But I also understand where it's coming from. I knows
she's like listen do that.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I know I used to do that, But I do
think early like you just to like if it's the
first night, you don't want someone to be like whoa,
that's a lot. It's not that you're hiding it, but
I think there's a way to say, I'm so happy
to be here, like this has been sort of a
process for me. You know, my parents didn't have the
best relationship, and I'm like, I'm really excited to be

(48:51):
working on like going like it's nice to be with
a nice guy, and then you can tell more later
if it really is the guy, you can just sort
of give a hit of like, you know, just so
you know, we don't need to get into it all
right now. It's like it was sort of not the
best map, you know, like that there's a way that
it doesn't have to be. And then this happened, and
then this happened, and I'm not lovable, Like don't tell,

(49:12):
don't talk people out of you or tell people why
you're like like, I don't know. It doesn't mean that
your pain isn't real, but like, I don't think it
even on something like this, it does not have to
happen on the first couple of days.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
At least they let the appetizers come. You know what
I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, absolutely to me, the.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Apps to me, Yeah, what do you think, Seth?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I think I understand what she was doing.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
She was like, oh, yeah, we've all done it.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I want to like, we've all done it, trauma, throw
up on the table where I'm att before we get
too far. But like it wasn't enough.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Trauma for me.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Kept going.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
It was like, literally I drowned my own sister. It
wasn't like it was like my parents fought and there
was a lot of problems that I was just from
my dad.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
It went on and on. It was this, I've had
bad relationships. I never felt loved growing up. My parents
they were bad, they were fighting. I did take care
of myself. There was a lot of slamming doors, throwing things.
I felt doomed for failure. I felt not capable of anything.
My dad slept in a basement. I felt so unwanted

(50:16):
by my dad. I never felt loved. My dad is not.
I mean, it just went on and on a very real,
very real but you don't need to say that. You
can just sort of give the broad brush strokes and
get into it a little more.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
That was very seemingly, very surparious.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Well what are you supposed to say?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
You know what I mean, It's like that's also I
found every the women on the show either either talk
only about how they have no relationship with their dad
and he ruined them, or they love them. Oh my god,
that's all they talk about. They're obsessed with their dads.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Dads are complicated. I know dads are complicated.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
It makes me rethink my whole relationship with Mike. With
my girls, I'm like, oh my god, are you really
gonna whatever happens here is what you're going to talk
about on your first date.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
You you seem like a fund fun dad. You're fund
You're fun dat.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I am definitely fun dad, And I let them know that.
I'm like, Dad's fun. We do everything.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
That's so fun to remember to say Dad's fun.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Say that is so fun. So the dad is not
in her life anymore. She's like, but seeing you, you're
a genuine and good person and I'm ready for that,
and it's been missing. It feels right. And then they spelled.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
I mean it was just a lot feels right.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
It was like, you're hot, You're so hot.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
There's something right about that.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I mean, don't underestimate hot. So then here's my question
to you. If they actually in the sky spell that
with lights and stars, I don't know what that.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Was drone show.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
It was gorgeous drones. They came about what is.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
And then that's what's so amazing? That is this is
a real thing, this drone show. It was gorgeous, spells out.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I want that. I want that.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
There's like hundreds of remote controlled drones.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I want that.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
It was gorgeous and I and they're like, oh you
know what they said, Oh that's cute.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Literally, she's like, oh cute, that's me. I'm ken.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I was like, wait a minute, do you understand those
are three hundred drones in flying around in unison to
spell that out so beautiful?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I was like, because it looked put in aft. I
was shocked by the technive. I was like, I was dad,
I love I love an extravaganza. I love amazing for
you two and that I want to see that. I
love a spectacle.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I was like, they couldn't care less.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
It was so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
They either didn't know what was happening or they're just
so desensitized and.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
They're so horny that they're going to make out.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah, they're like, when is this drone show going to
be done? What's this incredible thing that couldn't have been
done four years ago.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I didn't even know what it was.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
I could make out with you again.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It was so you're right, they didn't give a ship.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I didn't give a fuck.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I was so hurt for the guys who spent a
year organizing that, the producer who pitched like saw it,
this is gonna be your thing. You got to spend
six months figuring this out.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
I gotta tell you, we found somebody intomaculated to do
the drones, and there's like thirty dollars, they'll do it.
It was so beautiful, gorgeous, beautiful when she saw her
name and finally understood that was her name, that.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
They didn't care. It's a huge moment before that, Oh wait,
that's my name, like a five year old.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
It's like today has been a dream a Rose Jen
that's my name.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Rose. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
It was just like, yeah, look, here's the thing. If
you're that hot, If you're that hot, do you have
to develop a personality? Maybe not?

Speaker 5 (53:45):
No, have We've we've all been to Miami, We've all
been down Collins Avenue.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yes, jin Is jen Is you know.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
I mean these people walk among us, you know what
I'm saying, And to be like that different, it's a
different existence and lifestyle, and I understood we Jen was
coming from. I was like, yeah, that's just like, that's
North Collins. People are just flinging themselves at you constantly.
So she's just sensitized to it. And she's like, what
a wonderful gesture and display.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I mean, I've been on yachts fifty eight thousand times.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Absolutely wow.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
All right, any final thoughts before we take a break
about Jen. I don't think she's gonna Do you think
we're gonna get the hometown for Jen? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I don't think so. I don't want to go to Miami.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I don't seem to like.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Her, but I don't think he's gonna go.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
I don't think I don't.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Think she's going to make it different.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I don't think she's fun enough.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
No fun less, barely surf.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
She can barely serve.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
She grew up in Miami, she can barely serve. That's
just embarrassing for her.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, all right, we're gonn take a quick break. We'll
be right back. The eagle is landed and we're back back, baby. Okay,
So here we are, we're on a group date. Is
time for tennis? And they brought up Pam Shriver.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
They did, who's bum to be there? Some guy genuinely
seemed fun to be there.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Some guy that was James Blake. James Blake.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
He's one of the great American tennis places from New
York City, from New.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
York James Blake. Some guy, sorry, James.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
James Blake was often and also ran, but definitely a contender,
and like he he.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Was there was a couple of years he was a big,
big American contender.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
It's got to be.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Hard to be probably like number five in the world,
but like not number Like it's weird. That's such a tough.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Sign me up. But he had a short one big deal.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Yeah, yeah, he had a big deal, good sponsorships, but
like sign me up.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
I was always a big fan of James Blake just
because he was from here.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Yes, yeah, I love tatnis.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
And I also love his folk music.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
James One.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
No, there's another guy whom James Blake. No, No, there's
another guy was the exact same name, who's like a
big deals layer. And when he first the New York
first came out, I was like, wait a minute, that
tennis player has an album out.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I don't know, yeah, get out of James one.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
He's in London, British.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Thinking, are you do you guys have the names right?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
No, there's James Blonde who does all used to and
there's James Blake who's a singer as well, James Blake,
and I thought it was a tennis player and I
realized that, so meanwhile.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
They had, they had They made all the ladies to
be like, oh, it's intimidating, how all these balls firing
at my face? The amount of balls and.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I were great.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
They were such bad tennis players, hilariously bad. I mean,
I guess if they had never seen the sport before
in their lives until today.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I mean, it's shocking, though, if you've never picked up
a racket, if you have played a little like, if
somebody's never picked up a racket, it's shocking. I think
how hard it is for people to actually but how
is it.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
What's shocking to me is that there were so many
people who seemingly had never picked up a racket.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
No, not literally, not one of them had ever picked
up a rack.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
I mean, am I so crazy that you've never once
tied tennis in your life?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
It's a leisure sport.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
It's aid northeast sport too. I feel like I don't alforn.
I don't know that a lot of these people grew up.
I don't know. It's such a specific sport that like
it's like a country club. Or if you.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Grew up like with good parks and things, or.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
With good parks like La. It's like l A has
good public parks, or or you have to have money
and growing up in a country.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
So maybe I'm sheltered. I feel like at some point.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
In your country.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
In Princeton, Jersey country class, my friend's house literally and
I get a court.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, you love. It was like get a new, get
a new.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
You know, did their neighbors have courts in their back
in their backyard?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yes? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 5 (57:37):
You know what it is that sound every time you
open island.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Grow up raking the clay courts after they.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Were the.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Sweep the course, sweep and rake the course.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
You know, to think about it is grass though, makes
the ball travel faster, and clay, you know, it's just
harder to get that.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
But you don't get this place.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Let's forget the women red clay.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
They ever played polo.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
These guys, what do you do with their time.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Then they put them all in costumes. The costumes of
it all it was there was the baby made it
fun for me, the daddy, the baby dad.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I will say I was bored that the coup potents
until the put in the costumes.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Like, okay, this is fun. Now Joseph is fun.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Joseph loves having people dress up and parade in front
of him, Like.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Why it's very it's very French court. Yeah yeah, they
have the hot dog and hot dog.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
And hamburger we got I loved, I love the butter
and lobsters.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
But he liked the butter hat. So he thought the
butter hat was the funniest.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
It was such a surprise.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Have you so? He also last week talked to somebody
who's like, I've never seen the jokester side. He actually said,
the jokester side of a woman. I think he's an
easy audience.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
He's ever known a woman who was vaguely funny?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Yes, litter?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I cannot, I cannot.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, yeah, she's.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Such a jokester.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
What what desert of? Like? Uh?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Non humor? Is this man living? And like what is goingifnia?
He never met a funny lady from Philly I.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Mean, that's all the funny ladies are from Philly.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
There's a lot of like.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
To you, what's up?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Okay? So then here's another thing I want to say. Caitlin,
who's gorgeous from uh, Caitlin from New Mexico. She goes,
here's the thing again, don't speak against yourself. She's like,
I need to tell you, Joey, there's a curse. Like,
don't fucking say this curse, a curse on your Stop

(59:42):
When she's like, all the women in my family are like,
don't say. My family's just fucked. My lineage is fucked.
Nobody loves the women of my family. My mom and
her five sisters, all of them are single. They're counting
on me to break the curse. I'm like, don't say
your curse.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Like the pressure on him, it's like, I have to
save your family now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Literally, don't give other people. Don't don't put a hex
on yourself. Don't put a hex. Don't again. You can
privately say that to your girlfriends, right, You could say
that to your therapist. You could do not tell them
the person you've never had that you've never had a
date with. Don't don't curse yourself. As a beautiful young lady.
Why say, no one will marry the women of my family,

(01:00:27):
Nobody will pick couple off with, like we're so independent,
Like it's just like, just don't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Say it, you don't now I'm dying to know what's
wrong with all of them?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
But or like I like that they're all independent. The
mom will compromise. I like that. I mean, like, again,
there's nothing wrong with being single, but like, don't say
there's a curse the phrasing of.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
It, because there a curse or they're just paint on
the butt or not. We're just unlikable people even could.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Be Like I come from very strong, independent women who
prefer to like who've decided like that, we don't need
men to defy ourselves or be in a relationship. We
don't need to be coupled off with anyone we feel,
you know, it's it would be nice, that would be.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Because it's like I'm here, but I don't have to
I don't need Yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Neither, Like I was raised by a bunch of women
who chose like, unless it's an additive to their lives,
that they were actually perfectly happy on their own right.
So I was raised like that. I know I'm okay
either way, but like, if it's an addition, it's something great,
like that's what I'm looking for as an additive.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
That would be an amazing way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
To put rather than I have a curse. None of
the women are paired off with us a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Story like back in thirteen fifty three, you're living in
Poland to put a curse on our family. This is
very real.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I've done. I've done the history which's name was money.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Yeah, you know, I think this is what it is.
These ladies know what they're doing. I don't know they
are playing the right keys because they have figured Jojo out.
And Jojo wants to be a hero. He wants to
be a father figure. Put your tiny hands in me
and mine. I will be your teacher. Anything you haven't you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Think now it's not guilty, save somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Save somebody. He wants to say.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
You've got to You've got to. Okay, then you have
to write size your your pain. So it's like to
write amount. You have to write size in the phrase
of it. So you're so that you have confidence. You
have to have a little bit of like and you
have to figure out your timing. If it's your opener.
You don't start with there's a curse on the women.

(01:02:29):
I also don't know that she does because I'm looking
at her. She's so cute and she's like over accessorized
in a way that felt like, oh, this would be
my friend. Like like the other girls that are really
she actually doesn't seem like she's She's an actual scientist.
She lives in New Mexico. She actually like is like
a scientists, a cool scientist. And like so the other

(01:02:49):
women that are the influencers I think are a little
more savvy. I think this woman actually she's got her
fun little pearl barettes and her big like she's less slick,
and I think she again, just choose your phreezing so
you don't lead, like talk somebody out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
I hear you, but speaking as a recovering codependent pleaser,
yeah you Oh that blows my hair back. I'm just like,
I'm like, yeah, I'll fix you. I'll be the one.
I'll just take all my problems up into the set.
What's your prob right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
You know what I'm saying, you a little bit of
probably because show a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
You think the fact that everyone's unloading their major trauma
on him in the first meeting. They're being coaxed by
the puces to do that because they normally wouldn't have
done that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
But they're like, really you should tell you. Of course
producers are going to tell you to, but I think choosing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Your phreezing of like the phrasing of like I come
from independent like but this is like I want like
you know, So it's me like I'm learning how to
do this like you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
If you watch later on, he kind of comes to
that understanding by himself, he's like, I thought it was
kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Like all these women in her life aren't yes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Yes, and he'll never get and she got won't he
won't go there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
He's like, there's a curse on his family.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
But she got the rose. She did get the group
days row that is also cursed. Yea, So then he had.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
If she doesn't find love by the last pedal falls,
he'll turn into a bill, turn into James Blake. He
still looks good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
James Blake looks great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Rachel had come up before she got the group Rose.
Rachel came out and her earring got caught on his sweater.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Yeah, that seems stage unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
No, I think that's a move that I would have.
I would do something.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Like that to stage that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
No, No, I wouldn't have staged it. I would be
the person who accidentally gave a hug and got stuck
on somebody I liked, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I love that though. That would be so.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
She's so beautiful, so endearing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
It reminded me of that scene from like Spider Man
into her across the Spider Verse, freaking clue, but he's
like he's stuck on her, and like they're stuck on
each other and it's so it's such a great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
I got the feeling that it was actually like a
short earing too, that it would have ripped her ear,
like I think it was stu she was stuck in
a way that I think she was actually like, there
wasn't a long gift, and I think her ear in
a way that was actually like now that they kept
that in, she's adorable and I feel like she feels
like a grown ass lady, and I feel like he

(01:05:11):
acts more mature, and I feel like he kind of
likes her a little bit. Like I don't think she's
going to joy, but I feel like she's going to
make it overseas she's going to make it when they
go to like Belgium or Malta. Yeah, okay, yeah, I
feel like she's going to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Get a falcon there. It's going to be crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
And guess she's going to get a falcon. Falcon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
No one is old enough listening to this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
He gets the mouths falcon. Maybe the golden cut that out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Keep it, keep it so then but they were sweet,
and she's like, you know, you remind me of my
dad another.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Dad, God damn it. He's yeah, they're obsessed with her dad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
He's so respectful, she values his mom. It's a goal.
She's never had to set her hand on a door knob.
That's hot. I was like, I don't want to marry
her dad.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
So that I was like, a, am I not doing
my job?

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I literally was like her dad says, amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Maybe she has no hands, Maybe there's automatic doors.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
And there's a lot of other issues here. We don't
know all the She lost both her hands in an accident,
so she's never My dad was smooth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Can I just say that is a smooth jazz dad?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
You know what people do like that? And I don't
want to make myself look bad.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Here go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
But my wife's always like, you gotta pick up the seat.
I gotta put down the seat. After I got it down,
the seat, and I'm like, you can put it down
just as much as I can. I was like, do
you need me to open up every door before you
walk through it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
To open up every door before I walk through it.
You're not gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
If you're not gonna put down the seat, you gonna
be like me and just be a perfect marksman and
keep that seat down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
To take it down, I always put it up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I just forget to put it back down.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
It well, yeah, but it's who needs it, you know
what I'm saying. Also, I was just in a nail
salon in Charleston. Opened the door. This lady who owns
the nail salon was like finally a man with brows,
a tree lady and all this stuff. And I was like, okay,
I do declare. And I was like, people are not opening.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Thought Charleston was like the king of gentinutility.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah that's what I thought too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Her nail salon and Charleston, Yeah that's my business.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Okay. I was at a wedding. My good lady had
hit her nails. Done. She waited till we've been there
since Thursday. She waits for day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
I thought, so embarrassed to get your nails done that
you have to go Charleston.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Try to wear in Manhattan. There's not one place in
New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
They all record it, they all keep they keep it recording.
I can't say man manicure with that man, but like
I'm just.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
Like, I don't know. I just took her there. Well,
she took us there, and so I opened the door
for her and then I had to get other things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Wow. Yeah, finally a man with some manners.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Yeah, finally.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
So then we have Daisy who shows she she brought
back it. So she told him all last week about
her hearing loss and her co Clear implant. And then
she was like, I know that was a lot. She's adorable, adorable, Like,
I know that was a lot last week. And I
think she was like did I basically like, did I
overwhelm you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
It's what? Did I turn you off? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yes? And then she was like, do you have any questions?

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Show a boner for my years And then she.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Was like do you want to do you want to
touch it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I love when she goes you want to touch my implants.
It's like every lady wants to ask you, every single one,
and then.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
And then shows So he touched it the magnet, which
was I thought was cool. And then she was like,
she was like it, and then she showed her to
us and she said, it makes me different. He goes,
it makes you special, not different. I think she's going
to be number two.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
But I love that he said it makes you special different.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
I think he liked her.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
He knows what to say.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
She's adorable. Do you guys like Daisy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I like Daisy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
She's my top three right now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
She's so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
She's definitely in the pantheon. She's there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
She's a sweet and patiti because she feels like a
real gal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Yes, and she's been in a rap video. She's kind
of history. I love.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Oh yeah. Now the autist doesn't know that she was
allegedly Apparently, allegedly somebody messaged us Our Sweet, Our Sweet
Hallmark movie Christmas Tree Arm.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
She grew up on a Christmas tree farm on the
wrong side of the Apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
She was in Apparently there's something a couple of years ago,
perhaps there was a dirty wrap video that she she
sang it car, Look, I don't know, and Okay, who know? Wow,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
So I'm just gonna let you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I'm gonna say it was during the time she couldn't hear,
so she had no idea what the words were.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Okay, wow, terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
I mean, look, I just feel like, who knows, I
don't know if this is true or not. So that's
but we are, like we've all we've all been through
some things, and I'm still room for our Daisy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I've been in plenty of other videos and ads.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
I won't. I have no problem with her being in
a revenue. I think that's great. That means she's she's real.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I like that had an opportunity, she took it. So
it was like to send the day being's video.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
She goes, of course, absolutely, that's what's past.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
So then we have the group rose and he gives
it to uh, he gives it to our suite, our
sweet gal that who had the curse Caitlyn Calyn's. Didn't
Caitlyn get it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Oh, this one over here didn't got it? Yes, we
got it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Okay, Meanwhile, why don't we take a quick break and
we'll come back with the KFC pool party.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
There's one more one comment he had during the end
of the group date, when you give me out the
group rose though, that was really funny the way he
said it, because it was he's just meet these people
really for the first time. He goes, what a great day,
And I really couldn't think of anyone else to spend
it with. But you guys, I'm like, what you can't
think of You've just met these people. Can't think of
any other people in the world you like to spend

(01:10:37):
the day with. But these people you do not know
at all. Are you about to vote them all off
the island?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
It's so it was just so ingenuous. It was the
most ingenuous thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yeah, you know, it's gotta be. Can you imagine being
in the machine of this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
It's crazy in the cash r And I'm trying to
know what they make you say and what they you
sort of end up saying because you don't can't think
of anything else to say, like this lot of platitudes
that happened on the show, you know, and like they must.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
They must can't they must do media coaching.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
There has to be there has to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Be although the while they're interviewing him, they're like, he'll
say what he wants to say, they're great.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Can you also add this line?

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Can you just say I think they're all great and
I can't wait to see what happens today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yeah, and that's what. And that's what that ends up
cutting into.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Don't you kind of wish you could just go into
the mansion and do one season of it out of curiosity?

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Yes, of course the man's yeah, yeah, I'm in it.
I want, I want, I want Jesse's job.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Though, yes, I know, Oh my god, I would kill
Jesse's job. I would be so good at Jesse.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
A woman do it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Yes, I would fucking kill Jesse's job.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
They had Caitlin and Tasha hosted together.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
They didn't trust one person to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
No, exactly like they made two galas be the bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
They didn't trust them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Okay, now we're going to take the break, yes, but.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
The bone zone.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back.
Look you guys, we're not gonna do Tweeter the Week
this week because here's a little secret. We're recording this
on Monday. Secret secret because I'm filming a bunch of
stuff tomorrow, thank you, and we wanted to make sure
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do hashtag w y a t R. Okay, and we're back.
So here we are. We are at the pool party.
He's gonna he's canceled the Rose ceremony because he wants
to spend time, and they do. They're having a pool
party and there's first like a seven minute ad for
Kentucky Fried check out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
That's the funniest part, like we're gonna do something really cool,
and then Jessica goes Joe's really excited about this. It's
an integrated ad, like Zoey loves integrated content.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
They used to make us do that on Mad TV.
I remember it was always a Toyota Yaris. The amount
of the sketch. Yeah, you had to have a sketch
with the yards and it like oh and it was
also like back when life was just grosser, like the
amount of like sketches where I feel like I got
like humped in the back of the yards, Like how

(01:13:26):
is this my life? Like maybe polars with Hillary Clinton
and I'm getting like like humped in the yards.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
This is all amazing fodder for your one your one
woman show, so.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Good a discontinued Toyota brand. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Sounds like the size of a Fiat It was a
big that's the name of her one woman show discontinued RS.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Was at a time when Toyota was like, how can
we fit this thing in a closet?

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Fit this car you can pocket anywhere inside your apartments
in the lobby.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Oh my god. Yeah yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
What I'll tell you, Like I'm a bubble could drive.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Like four sketches with ruses, like there was one of
like me driving like Katie Dipple wrote and me driving
up in my yard, like there were so many yard
I was around so many yaruses.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Anyway, all right, all right, yes, Kentucky Fried.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Chicken, Yes that that cute gal. I believe Kelsey A
kept wearing a like a fried chicken bucket hat of a.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Party.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Put that bucket on your hand, Put that two piece,
three piece bucket on your hands.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Terrible elevator joke. Kelsey knows how to party on her head.
She made some memories, she brought all the sides.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Was very happy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Wait was joe even at the party? I feel like
he wasn't?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
It was like the great he wasn't even there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
They kept saying, like Joey's siding about the parties, do
the ceremony. I'm like, wait, he never showed up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Literally, he was busy fight with people at the pool party.
Yeah you're writing, was like, he didn't show up and
no one I love, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Who was?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
I like to be He's standing on a balcon with
watch chicken and bikinis.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
That's like the wasn't a Duena was like, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
The worst pool party ever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
The most honest thing that's ever been said on The
Bachelor in the pool this is the worst pool party.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
I kind of love that though, that you know, those
like hoity toy pool parties where nobody gets in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Yes, that's what I love. By the way I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I don't ever want to go to a group pool
party where I'm competing for a man, Like I'll go
to a pool party with my friends, usbian idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
You don't want to be self conscious pool.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I don't want to have to go walk around barefoot
in my bikini kind of fight with somebody else who's
like a bikini model.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Like I'm comfortable in my skin, like I feel good
about myself, Like I don't want to have to go,
like have a bikini off at a pool party.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
I mean, of course I've had a few, and let
me tell you, it's not fun. Okay, it's not fun
to bikini off. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Want to be naked around Jordan. He's all cut now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Yeah are you cut now?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Yeah? I am, Yes, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Bet, but but I I still but but that's that's
on the outside. On the inside, I'm still like, Yeah,
I'm a big sqush. Yeah, thanks a lot, Seth promo you. Yeah,
that's that's but I'm still I still wear big old
I am those Let's say thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
I love my wife. I love what.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
You're not gonna make him an Seth.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Again?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Your wife is a babe.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
She is this is very hard of it is just
me trying to keep up and maintains.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
She doesn't leave Me's stone cald Fox.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Yes, it's true. It's but back to this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
So we're talking, so Sydney is in her she can
we finally catch up to the princess Leah bikini. She's
oiling up. She's like, I'm ready to tell the truth,
you know what? And this is a mean girl, and
and then so like and then Maria's like, she's like, Sidy,
He's like, I want peace, was like, what else do

(01:17:22):
you want from me? And she's like I just couldn't
hear Maria attacking me anymore? My god, I feel very
she's been a bully. I feel attacked. She called me embarrassing, weird,
like like it was just.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Like the more you talk, the more embarrassing it is.
Don't you realize that? So I just love the fact
that this woman who can't stop shutting up and can't
stop starring ship and started fight.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
She's like, I just want peace, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Oh She's I kept like forr Island, Rhode Island came
and she's so uptight. She's Tracy Flick and a Princess
Leah bikini.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Jacey Flick was uptight
and smart. This girl's just like just knows just enough
to be a problem and knows how to stirrup shit
without trying to make herself look too stupid. What I
liked the best, though, is what Joey was like. She
didn't feel genuine to me when I.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Talked to her.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Okayes, whoa, you actually have instincts.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I know. I was shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Well, Joey was like what I loved what I saw
from Maria, Like, I was like, you mean when she said,
let me change into something more comfortable and she put
on like the fucking Victoria's Secret.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Angel wa surprised when she goes, we should go talk.
I want to put on my skirt. She goes, why
would you want to put on your skirt? Yeah, if
they want to take the bikini off. Y.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Then she goes she he goes, I just don't like that.
She's created a hostile environment. So then meanwhile, Duenna's going,
this is not a good poll party, not a good
pool party.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Start, I think it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
So meanwhile, sitting is such a drag. Maria is like,
she's like, look, Maria's created a verbally abusive, hostile environment.
She's like, uh or not? And so then so he
pulls Maria aside. She's oh, oh so then so meanwhile
Sidney goes, look, I'm saying I have been bullied. I

(01:19:10):
did not say that you are a bully. I feel
that I have been bullied. This was also a funky
call Medina. This was Sydney, I have been bullied. I'm
not saying you are a bullied. So meanwhile, Maria's teary.
She's like, I'm sorry, I feel like I'm not I
actually thought she was going to self eliminate for a second,
she goes, I feel like I'm not being received as

(01:19:31):
well as I want to. Here she starts tearing up.
She's like, you know, this is stemming from nothing. I
was bullied as a child. I did not expect. I
just didn't expect that this would happen. Like and then
Sidney goes, oh that she says about Sidney, which was
so smart. If you like her, there's no way that

(01:19:53):
you could like love that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
The binary love that line. It's really putting an ultimatum
on it. Is like, if you're into her. I, there's
no way you can like this.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
She's She's like, yeah, I can hold both of these
things in my head at once.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
But he's not going he does. He picks them both.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Wow, they needed two on one. But we know who's
winning the two on one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
It's coming.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Sexy's gonna win. Sexy always.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
No, but that's that two on one's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
They teased it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Obviously, I'm so excited. Meanwhile, he's like, I'm confused. I
do need to ask more from Sydney. Yeah, I'm really distraught.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
I'm confusing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
If it was me, yeah, and maybe this is from
having twin girls, I would bring them on in a room,
all three of them, Medina, Sydney, whoever, and I would
say what happened here, tell me exactly what it was said.
She made a weird comment and there was nothing and
you didn't really care and you're starting shit. Okay, here's
the deal. I'm gonna forget this ever happened. If any
of you bring it up again, you're gone.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
That's what I whoa wow. If you mention it again,
you're out. You're off the show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Wow. So that's how you deal with your twin girl.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Like this is nothing. Stop this.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Give me an instance, like what's happened in your house?

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
You voted them out of your Yes, I got voted
off the island.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
All this all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
What happens in the hall, hang out in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
The lobby, like what kind of a fight?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Like what happened they fight about? It's like who's getting
who's getting dressed first, who's getting the tough first, who
got out first? It was like just fighting over like
they they were gonna I was gonna get out first,
but she pushed me down so she got. None of
this matters. Don't talk, don't we're not talking about this again.
I don't want to talk about this for an hour.
And you got out of the town and then you say,

(01:21:33):
do they bring it up?

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
You're not getting a purse. They're obsessed with purses.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Now you're not getting a well they had just.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Gotten they had someone a friend had just sent them
to Barbie purses, like Barbie theme purses.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I mean, obviously I would watch that purse.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
No one's getting their person the other one, but you
have to watch the other person walk around with the person.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
You're not getting a purson to bring this?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Wow are you doing? And all that Actually cut this out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
It help? Does it help to have two to play
against each other? You think you can watch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
The other one some advantages?

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
It does help because when one kid is really acting up,
the other one without saying anything, he just becomes an angel.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
And they were literally they'll be literally sitting there at
their little table and someone's like rolling around the floor crying,
and they're like like looking at like, I don't know
who that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Is, right, I don't that's not me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
You can't had it on me. I don't know what's
going on over there. You're looking like you're ruining it
for both them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Literally the exact same DNA, but just like totally being like,
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Are they identical?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
No, they look different.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
And is there one that acts out more?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Because one who's an angel more than the other one,
and one who causes problems.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
All day.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
It's the other nature. It's just how they flew out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
It's just who she is. She just wants to cause
problems all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Dude. And then do you have two children?

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Yes? I do?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
And what are the ages?

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Eleven and seven?

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Way and girl?

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Way and girl?

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
That's right, who's older.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
My daughter's older. She's the pace car, she sets the pace.
She's the she's the head, and my son is definitely
the heart.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Oh how does that manifest?

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
She can move objects around the room, things like that.
She's like nine steps ahead of you. She just baked
me and a bake made me an ice cream cake
as an eleven year old that was so delicious and
had four by yourself by herself. She's terrifying with oreo
crust and like mint and then and then chocolate cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
How big is this cake?

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
This cake is probably a boat big cake. It was big.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
It was big, like a like a store cake.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
It was like a whaley.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I do not have a picture, and dad, are you?

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
I'm horrible For those of.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
You who did not grow up knowing about can I
do with the accident? I want to hear you do
an ad for cookie Puss, fudge the Whale.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Hey, mister Cavell, Hey, miss Cavell, come out, uh forty
two dash fifty six Queens Boulevards a Covell.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
You can get cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Puss, you can get Fudgie the whale, but your next
body called cove.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Now, mister come up. For those of you who don't know.
It's the same shape. They bought one shape, the same
shape of a whale. Cookie Puss looks like it's got
like a dick nose. So it's got like an ice
cream cone nose that looks like a dick.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
It should call it a cookie dick instead of cookie puss.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Cooky dick, budgie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
The whale was the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Bludge of that was the same shape, but it's a whale.
And then cookie Dick is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
I'll say this, and I don't think it's weird if I.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Say cookie is a great name. That's a great term
of endearment in here, what a great mob. I could
eat that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Okay, okay, we got four minutes before we're getting kicked out,
and conclusion said, here we are because I want to
be respectful of this. Look here we are. So then
he so, then he walks through. There's tears, She's not
received well, he's confused. So Sydney's like, I've been attacked,

(01:25:13):
and is what the fuck nobody's been attacked?

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Yes, she's like, what is happening in this house? Like, yeah,
she's the compass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
He cut sweet Evelyn, who is the nanny who we
thought might have been a villain, but then she ended
up not being a villain. She's sweet as can be.
She's gonna go home and reflect on which I love birds,
I loved I was. We were so wrong about Evelyn. Evelyn,
we hardly knew you, your gorgeous hopeful. We'll see her
in paradise. They sometimes cut people. They bring people who

(01:25:41):
are cut early, and then they're stars. She's I think
it's her time to fly. Meanwhile, the highlight so they
keep both Sydney and they keep Maria for two on
one coming up. And then the best highlight is Jesse
with a bucket of chicken saying like like basically like
get the fuck out of here, ladies, Like it was
so funny and I be My.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Favorite part was when he finally acknowledged the facts, like
why do you need me to come out? And says
the final rows Everyone knows the funnal rose. I don't
have to say it. Why am I even there? Everyone's
speaking that when you say it every single time out.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
He was so funny. In conclusion, first of all, thank
you so much for doing this. Before we get to
I'm going to ask you who you think is going
to be the winner. And then who you think is
going to be the Bachelorette. But before then, Jordan, what
would you like to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
Yes, so I'll be in Minneapolis at the Acting Comedy
Company The Fun the eighteenth. I'm really excited February. Yes,
Valentine al in time for you. I'm screw I'm so
excited about that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Yeah, okay, and where can people find?

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
You can find me on Instagram at the Reeler Jordan
Carlos or on Twitter at Jordan Carlos.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Okay, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Seth Oh, I've got the Big Sweet Dating Show Kelsey
Music Hall February twentieth. That's where each comic who performs
as a short set and then pick someone out of
the audience to go on a date on stage with.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
That sounds so amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Does it ever like have a love connection?

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Yes, there's been. There has been a handful of people
who have gone who end up dating the people they went.
That one pretty famous female comedian who picked a dude
that they went to Mexico with him, so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
I would like to promote that. You can go on
our my movie step beside Amazon. Thank you, And I'm
in New York Right now, I'll be on I believe
I could be. I think I'm gonna be on Cherry
Sheppard this week. I'm gonna be on. I'm gonna be
on The New York Show. I'm gonna be on. I'm
gonna be on the Fox Show. And then in March,
i'm here filming. I'll be on Kelly Clarkson, but it

(01:27:43):
won't come out till March. And then so that's that.
And uh so, who do you think it's gonna win?
Who do you think it's be? Bachelrette Seth for right now?

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
And I can't quite tell, but the woman who kissed
her in the in the pageant, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
That's uh, Lexi, Lexie.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
I think she's gonna make it to final four, Okay,
in terms of winners, I think I think it's I
think also Maria is going to make Final four.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
I don't know. In terms of winners right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Now, it's gonna pick Sweeter. I think I think he's
a pick a sweet sweeter than Maria.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Maria is too real and like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
She's too sexy. Yeah, I think he'll pick a. I
think I think think its gonna be I don't think
she's gonna win Bachelorette. She'll be bachelorette. I think she'll
be number two. She'll be to be number two and
she'll be bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
So definitely, my final four is gonna be Daisy Lexi.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Who's the winner? We got to pick because we're getting
out of here at one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Minute, say Caitlin, Kelsey, Daisy Lexi are the and I'm
gonna say lex is gonna win.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Okay, I'll keep it simple.

Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
I think it's obvious to me that Jin is going
to be the big winner because the man you jen
Young Jin is gonna be the winner.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
He's gonna teach her to surf.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
Also, what you missed was he said I could see
us on the beach with our kids.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Now he's not gonna show that to everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Everybody, no no, no, no, no, no, mark my words.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
Okay, and uh, the the runner runneth over runner up
is gonna be Sydney.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
I believe, I believe. No going on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
She's getting kicked out in Malta, good name. She's gonna
go first class there, boat.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Home and here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
My final one. Here's my final one. I think bachelor
is gonna be Daisy. She's gonna be number two, heartbroken.
And then I think the winner is gonna be Kelsey.
A is going to win Kelsey. I think Kelsey's gonna win.
I'm sticking with it. You guys, thank you so much
for having me. My name is arden Reen. Thank you, Seth.
My name is arden Re.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Thank you so much. Goodbye.

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Oh yeah, she's gonna get tonight feels so good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
I just got one little question, w.

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
Or would you accept this rolls in to your world?
Would you accept this rolls into your world?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
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