"DANKE DEL MAR!" w/ Paul Danke and Our Friend Whitney

Comedian Paul Danke and The People's Princess Our Friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to talk about the penultimate episode of BIP? Twister! Kissed her!  Dissed her!

- Arden talks about the beauty of a late night waiting room with a noodle buddy!

- Paul wants Justice for Jill!

- Whitney thinks Paul's new name should be DANKE DEL MAR!

All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
iHeart Radio. Okay, it is a one year thing. It
is a one ear is yours one year one ear? Great?
It is my left ee. We're left eye, we're left here.
It's okay. You'r la boo boo is No, that's brtile.
That's terrible. That's a terrible sound. That one was like.

(00:22):
That was like getting electricude to fire your ear enough.
I didn't hear it either.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, look that's what she's that's what she said.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Hello, Welcome to another episode of We'll Accept This Rose.
My name is Arteroorine Company from my bougie garage in
Los Angeles, California. What a night, what a week? Here
we are. I dressed up for you, though fakea facan tea, maga, honey.
I don't know if I'm blended or whatever. I slept
till noon. I'll tell you why in a second. Here
is me. By the way, Mitten stayed at my feet

(00:57):
until noon. Unprecedented because I think she'd been left till
five am and she didn't know where I was. But
she was when I got home, sleeping on my tennis racket,
which was very cute. Can't be comfortable, I mean, and
she wouldn't get up. This was where she was like waiting.
She was waiting for my return.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I know where you've been?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
She was like where I know where you've been? Where'd
you go? Okay, let me just welcome everybody yet with
me today it is the People's Princesses of the podcast.
How many Laboo boos do you have? I don't really
want to say seven, ten, twelve, I have fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
No, no, I'm probably around seven. And the new mini
ones are coming out and you've got too. How many
in total are there?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Do you know in the world? Well? No, no, no, how
many different designs? How many different decisives?

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Really? Do you have the ones that you want the most?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
This is where they get you, because like every month,
something new will come out.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I say, oh, I would like that. Now, I'm gonna
be honest with you. I didn't want one until I
hung out with you and I see the outfits.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Look at the come with the outfits, with the outfit,
But I bought her the fake Gucci.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Isn't that incredible? It looks real. It's so cute. Where
did you get it? The Gucci per the Gucci purse.
I don't know. Instagram sends me it's so cute. You've
You've also changed my mind because I've also you're I've
never seen them on small bags. They I like the
proportion of the Laboo boo to the bagh. That's interesting
because I've seen them on like giant toads or backpacks.

(02:34):
This I'm all about, like a bag on a bag
with the Labooo with a bag.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
And then I'm getting the little mini one and so
then I'll have her hang off.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Incredible, incredible will have its own La Buo bo Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, they've made minis and they're a through z. So
there's twenty seven of the mini ones coming out.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh my god, I come out on the two days.
Do they have names? Some do? Yes, Ladies and gentlemen.
Your friend, our friend, my friend, Whitney, what's your booo's name?
This one is part of It's called pronounce okay, it's gorgeous.
We we we saw like Jenny, we saw Isaac Boots

(03:13):
had put long tips on the nails of his lababoo.
He took it to the manicures and they were incredible
claw tips.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I took mine to the manicures, which we just sat
her down and pretended because she has little yellow ton
so I just sat her down with some yellow nail.
I could I create an Instagram account for my La
Boo Boo?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
What is it? What is it? Can we follow it?
What is it called La Booboo travel Adventures? Okay? Because
she's got a passport? Is it just her? It's all
of them? Okay? Great? Okay with me today?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Also again where I create all these instagram gram accounts
and I think they're going to be really big, and
it's like four people follow me.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know what? I really should start with her mittens
and who's my need litle Boo Boo? Yes, mittens with
La Boo Boo men's has I found some balls in
Atlanta that they're for casts? But she eats them. She
eats one a day, So I don't think it's good
for her, like not a treat. No, they're fun, play
with a ball? Okay? Great. Also with us today is

(04:14):
a man he was just with us in New York City.
You guys were so funny. Dude, we're going to talk
about this for a second. He is. He's the new
Rookie of the Year. We chose him. Now, you were
in the running up against the Sclar's daughter. We love
Daisy and she could still come back, maybe when she
graduates or whatever, or next year. I don't know school.
She's in school. She's eighteen, but I want to say,

(04:36):
you're not eighteen, but you are an incredible rookie. You
earned you stole the prize from the Scars Child. How
do you feel about that they share one together? Randy
and Jason of a child together. Now you know him
from the Drew Barrymore Show. He's a brilliant stand up comedian.
He's also my friend. And I always say you were

(04:57):
very popular at the live show, our friend Paul Day,
thank you. Working at the year twenty twenty five. How
does it feel?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It feels really good. I feel like I celebrated early
at the live show, checking all the prosecco. Yes, And
I feel like i'd listen to it back because I
was like, I feel like it was really funny and
it really was?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
And I was like, boy, I'm also a little drunk.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's fine. I never noticed it. Okay, we're gonna come
back to you, mother. We're going to introduce the rest,
and we're going to talk about the live show, Ladies
and gentlemen, there's more animals. My god, there's been so
many people that have saved animals. So many people told
me in person, numerous people told me in person. I
also met once again, re met the owner who adopted

(05:38):
it was like arden, like Lavine, Hosny air or whatever,
ard and banana and good coffee. Yes, yes, yes, and
so so she came and uh but she's she has
a cat rescue in Maryland, I believe. Yeah, it's somewhere
up in New England. Good coffee co Right, are you
brewing good coffee coat Yeah, brewing good coffee coasts. She
can get your coffee from there. Ladies and gentlemen, KT Money,

(05:59):
Kate Money, Levine. All right, before we get going, this
is about an animal. Oh my god, I love it.
I love when people. Well, there's been so many, there's
been so many emails about them. There's gonna be more later.
But this one is this is a call to arms.
This is a Rhode Island kitty that is being fostered
and we need there's two of them. They're so cute
and their names are Ravioli and Torty. Okay, look at this,

(06:23):
Look at this. Look at that believe, so they're getting
there in Rhode Island. They're Rhode Island f How cute
a ravioli? Beautiful? Aren't they cute? Are ray? Can you
even look at them? They're so cute and look at that.
They're a pair, they're a bonded pair and and they're
just looking for a forever home. If you're in the
New England area. The rescue is called Northwest Animal Protection

(06:47):
League of Rhode Island, and they're just a sweet sweet
pear and uh uh, they're they're a bonded pair. They're
eight months old. They're two female calico colors and they
love to play in snuggle. They're super friendly, they're spade,
they have all their shots. They're ready to go. And
they're Ravioli and Tortellini and uh so, if you want to,

(07:10):
if you're interested in adopting them or fostering them, I
hope you are because they're so cute, they're so darling.
We'll put it, we'll post it and if you can
DM Strawberry tab Ta B and her name is Laura
l A r A. That's Strawberry tab And you can
adopt or foster Ravioli and Tortellini, who doesn't want to

(07:35):
do that.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I think it's like it's like adopting children's book. Ravili
and Tortolini, the two adopted cats. Yes they are again.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, Ravellini, Yeah, the Ravellini and Tortellini. Can we discuss
how incredible the fans are of a week's episodes? Now,
this was your first live show, Paul, you flew yourself
into New York.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I did. I was on an impulse.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was so fun to have you, is it? Tell
me honestly speak how it was?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Like?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
How about just the snack portion alone?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
I was so jealous because I was listening in the
car and all I wanted was like the choke the chocolate.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Can I just say, you can order hote chocolate? H
o U t e it the Buckeyes. So they came
in like an egg carton. I'm going to get some
for my birthday party this year. And then we had
there was white chocolate, dark chocolate, light milk chocolate. And
then I feel like there was like maybe like a moca.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, I think so, the dark chocolate.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
It was insane.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It was ready. I wasn't ready for the delicate richness,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I mean, she ships everywhere. And then and then the
grocery store, fine, from what it was the name of
that grocery store. Yet, oh Stue Leonards? Did you did this?
A fan shout out to the person who brought two
giant grocery bags of St. Leonard and the apple cider.
I love those doughnuts. I can't believe I didn't have

(09:00):
fucking Whole Foods used to have a vegan one. Yeah,
it's my favorite thing ever.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
And then they got rid of the dude. It's so
mad because it's hard to find that vegan.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Okay, wait, how great could you believe? What did you
think of the whole show?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
The whole show blew me away?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Why? Why?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Because I knew it was going to be fun, But
like the energy in the room before the show started,
I was like, oh, oh, we're about to have a
good time. And then you went out there and you
you were so awesome at the beginning, just dancing, and
it was like the crowd just got so amped. I
was like, Wow, this is a.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
It was also a disgusting night New York City, freezing, pouring.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
It was muggy, and it was weird.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It was pouring and I'm like, maybe nobody's gonna calm
and then people, I mean when I say poor, you
like just like a muggy, weird, cold, wet, and then
people came out in full force.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I was in the weirdest I've been on the show
a few times. I love it here. Yeah, this was
my weirdest Bachelor in Paradise viewing scenario. I watched it
in my hotel room, in a bodega on the sub, Yes,
in a restaurant, and I finished it backstage before the show. Yes,
it was. I was like, wow, I really took a
tour of New York with Bachelor Room.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Okay, I last night, I'm gonna say, and there's a
picture of me I watched. I went to the emergency room. Guys,
I'm okay. And this is here's a shout out. Also,
don't do anything alone. I went with our friend Jessica
who's done the podcast. And there's she took a picture
of me watching Bachelor of Paradise in a in an
emergency room bed at four in the morning. And I

(10:32):
also looked terrible. Obviously it's for the I dressed for
fighting so great. I dressed to the emergency room. You
don't need to dress. I had a hot cardiologist and
then I tried to like pull my I had chest paints.
I'm okay and and I so I was like trying
to flirt with the married hot cardio. I'm not really
gonna like. I didn't see his ring up front, but

(10:52):
I was like, I looked, I okay, here's the thing.
You have to go. Because if I hadn't been alone,
I would have been and I was frightened. But if
you bring a buddy, a noodle budy in the pool.
This is why we often find it told the things
that I saw the show in the waiting room at Caesar's.
We were there from nine pm till five am. The show,

(11:14):
God bless the people that work at Cedars. Can I
just say, no, how do they do it? I don't
know how how do they do it? There was so
there was like a family that we are pretty convinced.
It didn't even seem like anybody went in. It felt
like a mafia meetup. Everyone was dressed. They were all
like tracksuits. It was incredible. There was like fifteen of them.
The men all stood arms crossed in a circle, the

(11:36):
women all they were incredible. But then the patriarch. The
patriarch kept I fucking Jessica. Oh, and then came over
and then did a real he like slithered in front
of Jessica and like kind of like present like peacocked
in front of her, and he had like full like
sandals with like like sweat socks on underneath. It was

(11:57):
like presenting himself in like an s formation in front
of her, and like his shirt was riding up. You
could see his sweatpants were pulling down. You could tell
he was rich, and he was probably he was probably seventy,
and he was literally could not stop I fucking Jessica,
who was in a mask, and he kept just sort

(12:19):
of showing his sock sock sandal ankle at her. It
was wild. It was wild. She kept me still from
a period where showing your ankles exactly. They were just
Adida slids. They were slides. They were not Adidas. They
were leather slides. They were leather slides. They were leather
Adidas rich. He was rich. It was just like, look,

(12:44):
I looked insane. Everyone.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
That's not a place so you can go even when
you it's.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Like you need a buddy, you have, yeah, you need
a buddy. If you go to a water park, I walked.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
I didn't love water, very judgmental, being like I am
look at all these people, they look a mess, and
then you go on one ride and then you should
have to walk around high.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I look as bad as everybody. I got a glimpse
of myself in the mirror. I had around my neck.
I had a fanny, huge fanny pack on my chest
in front. I had my phone draped and this down
the front like a tourist who was afraid that They're
like like, I had my passport at my crutch. I
had a little miss little Compton doteback with my computer

(13:23):
for viewing. Will you accept this rose? I had a mask.
I also had laquer colors on. I had like a
purple bra which the guy because I had to do
like chest x rays and the guy was like, he
was like, do you have an underwear? I was like no,
and I started He's like, don't show me, and I
was like I was like me tooing the guy. I
was me toing the X ray tech and I was

(13:45):
like no, it's like a bad bikini and he was like,
just I'm gonna go outside. I was like okay. Jessica
was like, you fully like freaked him out. And I
had like a gold sweatshirt, like a purple bra like.
I was like, I'm not going anyway. Yeah, exactly. It
is what it was. This is what I did. But
I'm fine. But you're okay, I'm fine. And I put
on a cute look and Mitton slept in for the

(14:07):
first time ever and she slept on my tennis racket.
But we're fine.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
You do look great. This is a great outfit, you
know what.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, you look fagatine make it sometimes. And I'm telling
you what's going on, and I'm not gonna be a
baby about it, and we're moving on. Okay, okay, okay,
I will see this. Os are crazy. Well here's the
other thing. So it was also fun of Jessica with
me because first I went to I'm not a big
doctor person. First I went I thought this was up.
First I went to uh urgent Care and the woman

(14:36):
at urgent let's just say something had been wrong. She
literally treated me. She wasn't a real doctor and she
was like literally watching her. She goes, so, you're on lithium.
I'm like, no, said I was on lithium. No, I've
never no, and she was like, oh I was. She's
like she was like, I was like, well, I had
chest page and uh and and then I was like
she's like one to that start was like She's like,

(14:57):
she's like, you should have been here five hours. I
was like, well I did it. She's like, well, then
I have I was like well and it went away.
Then I went to tennis. She's like, tennis, okay, tennis,
and she's like I fucked the tennis like and then
and then she did an EKG and she was like.
I was like, should I go to seater? She's like,
you should have gone right to Cedars, Like I asked

(15:17):
the people checking in if I should like. She's like, yeah,
you should always go right to the emergency room you
have a chest. But I was like, okay, well I'm here,
now should I go. She's like, I'm gonna call you
an ambulance. I was like, I don't need a fucking ambulance. No, like, girl,
I don't need an ambulance. It would imagine if something
actually had been wrong to have somebody scolding you like
what an asshole?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
No, I will say because I had to go to
the hospital recently with my mom and The greatest thing
was like how good looking the EMTs?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh my god, meme. I was like, well, hello, I
saw two firefighters bring in the hot the hottest firefighters
bring somebody out. This firefighter's hottest.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
My husband asked them, like where they were located? And
I was like, this is the greatest question to ever. Yes, exactly,
I know where to go. Where are they located? They
were on Third Street, across from that great donut shop,
like near Stude Lennards.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Near Lebrea.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Okay, but I was like, oh hello. I was like this, yeah,
this is an awful thing that I'm going through. But
these men are really making this advice.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
It was two very hot, too very hot firefighters. I
ate a very hot, sweet cardiologist and I will say
the flebottom is said to me, she was like, can
I ask you a question? She goes, I have to whisper.
I was like, what's the bottom the person who takes
your blood? She goes, she goes, can I see a question?
I was like sure. She was like, should I keep
sucking this guy? She goes, She's a monster and he's
and I was like no. She's like, he's got a

(16:39):
great day. I'm like, why No? She's let me. She goes,
let me show you a picture of him. I was like, okay.
So then he showed Jessica was listening to There's by
the Way, also maybe recognized by the way. This is
also like what happens to me all the time, like
There's I never people just tell me shit. So she
showed me theature of this guy. I was like, you're
way better looking than he is. I was like, no,
you should know. I was like, you called him a monster.

(16:59):
I was like, absolutely not. She's like, she's like, should
I just wait, like two weeks in the time. I
was like, no, no, you should not. You call champion.
You called him a monster. That's what happened to me.
That's what I did for my night. Here we are,
We're back laugh can I just had almost as much
excitement as they had on Bachelor in paradig I mean honestly,
I did, and I laughed almost just as hard last
night with a buddy system nervous laughter. But also I

(17:21):
had so much fun with you. We went to numerous
pizza parlor. I yes, we got naughty. We ate late night,
we hung out with jack Keyes. How good looking are
Joe and Serena They're.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
So good looking. It's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
They're so good looking. I know Charity and Dotton were
supposed to be there. They she was so sweet they
I guess they booked something for Hulu that was filming
in London. She was they were flying out that night.
She tried to push it to the next day. I
believed her, but they were down to play. Joe and
Serena were funny and great.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
I was gonna say they were both way funnier than
I thought they were going to be. Yes meeting backstage,
It's like, oh, wow, they're really good looking.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, very nice, very nice.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
They're all nice, oh nice, and then also being funny.
I was like, look at that.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I mean, I'm glad together.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Well.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Also, they pointed out and this will bring us into
our episode. On their season, four marriages have come out
of it, and so if you didn't listen, we have
it was Becca and Thomas, we have Abigail and Noah.
Then we have the Canadian dude. Uh oh wasn't it
that was his name? Astrid and Kevin, Astrad and Kevin

(18:30):
and Serena Anto. That's four marriages, numerous babies. That's crazy.
I mean, this show does work. It does, and and
I'm just trying to breathe into the rag and just enjoy.
I've decided to next summer, I'm gonna cover Love and
Love Island. I'm just saying getting ahead of you. I'm
getting ahead and we'll only do one a week because

(18:51):
it's too much to like too many. But I just
feel like, just being realistic, the world less people are watching,
like the show may not be on next summer, so
so I just feel like everyone's game. I feel like
because everybody's saying to us, they're like art and we
don't really care what we watch, like, so if we're
breaking it down, I mean I only started watching the
show because of this podcast. Yeah, I just listened to

(19:12):
Love Island is a commitment. But some people can also
just every day. I mean, I don't know what else
to watch, but it feels like it's popular. It's really
popular people. We have a year to talk about it.
I'm just put everybody think about it. You can email us.
I'm just warning you now. Dad by getting a new
girlfriend and his Love Island somehow fixed the Bachelor franchise.
I wonder if people really like this version. They don't,

(19:34):
they don't they didn't. I mean, from what I can
tell the reddit, people do not like I mean, I
just gave into it and I decided it was fun
last night and I'm just taking it.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, I think that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
This is the It's kind of fun.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's actually really good because tell us the games challenge.
The games create this sort of like other element in
there that throws chaos into what would other be safe
otherwise be safe relationship. Yes, and these like the people
winning the challenges and being immune that week. Uh, it
really does create a better game of a show.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, it's also like you see people that would just
be like just floating around kissing, going I'm having a
lot of intentionality to now camping with horseshit like two
feet away from where they were staying. True.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
But the show still brought the drama.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I loved it. I know I loved that. I know,
I know this show is honestly perfect and they didn't
need to mess with it. It was really incredible and
they didn't need to funk it. They messed up perfection.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
And I think this episode really settled down and felt
like an old school reality show.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
It did feel like it felt more like Survivor. It
was survivd last night, because some nights it's Love Island.
Last night we were on Survivor.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah. We used to be figuring out who is who
and what is what? And this time it's like these
are the people yeah, and they're together. Yeah, and it
really I was like, oh, this feels like it's way
more grounded than like the first couple of episodes. Okay,
I liked like what was Now.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It's a competition. Now it's a competition show.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
And as they said, which I thought, Wells mentioned that
the producers can no longer step in anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
And manipulate me. Hey, I forgot about that, which I
was like, oh, oh that's right, I forgot about that.
That's interesting. That's a good reminder. Yeah, thank you, Wells.
We're not cute as well. He got to be in
the oh, I know, I got to be the ice peck.
I wrote down, Wells back claw and they also put
Hannah and who I'm pretty I know Wells got to Okay,

(21:32):
so here we are Bachelor Paradise. Wells is back. He
was in the opening. Thank god? What took them so long?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Why aren't they sometimes doing I don't understand the opening.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I either want it to be different every time.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I I kind of get annoyed that like this repeated
some of the things from.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I think they're in a full panic and they maybe
were intending to do the first openings that they were doing,
and then they realized that people were mad and missing
and the song is no longer the remix. They went
back to the original song. So I think this is
a panic game day decision switched up. I don't think
they were planning on doing this, this is my god.
But then yeah, then how did they film all? They

(22:11):
just had they had them in case, Katie, what did
you say? I don't know. I mean they must have
just filmed them all. How did you feel about last
night's episode?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
I find it getting more interesting at least.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yes, I agree. I'm definitely a little more interested.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Like, to be honest, the first several episodes of the beginning,
like I kept falling asleep. It was hard, and uh,
this one, I'm definitely like, it's a little more interesting.
But it's not about love anymore and they keep saying that,
but like, these people have only known each other for
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, that's crazy two weeks weeks. But three and Joe
were like three weeks and they like, that's all they had.
That's all they had exactly.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I just got to literally hang out and talk and
there was not as many like mind games that yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Mean, the only mind game is there's another female coming
in that they might like.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, it's just the musical chairs of it. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
And this is more like the way they're really testing
these people, like.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
And the way they have to vote people out. It's mean,
it's mean, mean. It's very interesting.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
It is because I was I don't know if you
guys watch Project Runway, but I've always watched that show.
I love Project switched over to Hulu and I'm watching
it very far behind, but I was like, the show
is now mean spirited, like they have to vote each
other out and isn't about like the designs, And I'm like, wait,

(23:38):
that was such a great show and it was listen.
There were always some bitchiness, but no, there was about
the beautiful creativeness and the people who were the I.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Didn't cree that because I love Project run Man, I
also love watching I actually would think of it in
the champion mindset of somebody who at midnight is crying
and can't do it and Tim Gunn coming by and saying,
make it work, and then they pull out, they scrap
what they're working on and just throw something together and
it's gorgeously made a beautiful thing. When do you want
to give up? Yeah, and you're in the emergency room

(24:06):
and there's a hot doctor. You've got to pull that,
you got to pull out your computer, make it work.
But that's where I just feel like this is.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I just find it tough because because of the competition
in it, and it's and now they're voting each other out.
It's not like, oh well, nobody's interested.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
In you see your going home? Is Tim gun still
on Project Run Row.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
They so Heidi came back and she didn't call Tim
and say hey, because.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Remember she like they had the show if they had
that making the couch. So he didn't come back because.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Christian Siriano took over his butt and he actually does agree.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
He's an incredible designer. He was the best contestant they
ever is great. Okay, So here we are, day seventeen.
Bailey walks out and just talk. She's really she's in it,
and she's like she's like, I don't care about Susie
who like and she's just locked and loaded on her
man and she is beautiful.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yeah, and I don't so when didn't is this when
Kathy's like, get a.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Room and we had one? So yeah, again, I want
to know who's in the rooms with each other. I
think I think so. I think pretty much every couple
is like together and together. Yeah. I think it would
make sense because like they.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Can didn't like they show them in the rooms together,
So I think they're probably just at this point because
they're all they are also paired up, like probably Jonathan
and Lea aren't sharing a room and Keith and.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Johnathan sharing rooms. Jonathan, he's so not sexy to me anymore.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
No, it's crazy, he's pretty. How demeanor can change, how high.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yes, yes, yes, wait nay.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I feel like he got made fun of for the
deodorant chunk in his armpits, so then he just decided
not to wear.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
It because she made and he was Oh my god.
I was like, but we know he wears Oh my god,
that's so funny. You were so good at sleuthy.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
That's like it, that's I really love that from like
the reality producer stamp Point. I was like, that's like
a g storyline. They were like, we're going to call
back a tiny joke from five episodes ago and it's
gonna hit and it and I was just like, damn,
that's a great job. Good job.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Now do you know that Paul used to cast and
work on Bridezilla's.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Now it's just a reminder because I this is incredible?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Isn't that fun? For years?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Years?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
For years?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Do you find all these people like? Incredibly cast people?
Or would you who do you like?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is the cast ding?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
If any of those became bride if you could cast
any of them on Bridezilla, what would you put on?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I would cast Bailey I think is going to be
would be an exceptional bride. Why because she has grand
ideas and she's a lot and she cries a lot.
She's a beautiful crier. So that's right there.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Cat, I mean Cat feels like the obvious. The Cat
would be like having a breakdown.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah, it would be.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
If you're doing Bridezilla, you want Cat?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, that would be my I would say, we're going
to do a destination wedding season and we're gonna put
Cat in it and make her somewhere exotic for a
free wedding and just watching her with the bugs.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Oh yeah, you're right. And Bailey with camping, you were
doing like an eco eco camping. Yes, say, it's the
four season. It's the number four.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
And got the perfect Cindy Crawford face. Like she's got
a perfect face.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
She's so pretty. I feel like she's gotten prettier and
prettier Cat. Yeah, okay, So Bailey walks up. They're they're
making out. Kathy screams, get a room, and she goes,
where can I go? Where can I go? Kathy's incredible?
Kathy's an incredible Kathy's really Now did you hear that?
Paul said Kathy used to get her back blown out? Yeah?

(27:38):
I did? Do you agree?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
I stand by it.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I do too.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
I think she could do whatever the hell she wants.
I'm in for any of it.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
But that's fun. I think that's fun for Cat. She
wants to get her back. I kind of wish I
feel like talking about here, I guess I felt like
I feel like she would have gotten at it with
Keith if he'd shown any if he showed her ankle
like the Patriarch show. I felt like if Keith had
been displaying like some sock and sandal like the man

(28:05):
last night at the Year. I think he was the
one that was like, no, thank you, Kathy, you're a
beautiful woman, you're a good friend.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Put a little parr in that baritone and she would
just go wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I think she would have done it. I think he
was the Jonathan of the two. Oh, okay, what do
you think. I was also impressed that there was no
dick from the elder men to the younger women. Yeah.
I think they were on their best behavior.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
And you know, they really did seem like Keith at
least really seems so like few of them like as
his daughters.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Keith was a sweetheart this episode. Okay, So Hannah comes
up and she's like, I'd love to have a girl
chat with you guys, And then the guys are such dang.
They're like, wait, guys, is it well you girl chat? Guys?
Are the guys coming too? Then the guys just sat
there and said nothing to one another. I know, I
thought that was odd wild. They just sat there in silence,
and then they go So she's like, so, how y'all

(28:54):
feeling engagements are coming up? And Kat to her credit, goes, hell, no,
I will not be getting engaged. Hell no, I've been there,
done that. I really am enjoying. I thought that was
really smart on her part. I stand by most improved
for Kat even with the bugs. Oh absolutely.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
But as they did the flashback and they showed her
getting engaged, I'm.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Like, who is this? I don't even remember this day.
I forgot it too. Who was she engaged on Henry? Oh? Right,
the dive. I thought he was the diver. I forgot
about John Henry. Yeah, he was hot. She took him
from someone else, yes, and then got engaged and he
was just like kind of like a sweet he was
a sweet dumb diver.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, okay, he like did like well dad, he was
well under the water.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yes, And I feel like I felt like I felt
like John Henry was like, oh, listen, when you're not underwater,
E'll be drinking. Okay. So then so then Alex goes,
this is an interesting couple. We can talk. She goes,
the puzzle feels right, let's just talk about it right
out of the gate, and then we'll take a break.
So they had quite a journey people, I feel like

(30:05):
the other couples there. And then they brought a doctor
in to watch them all camp. I can't wait we
have I'm so excited to Okay, should we put this
on pause, come back to talk about the camping, and
then talk about I'll just preview this for the people
that don't watch. They set them on this like survivor type.
Like by the way, I kept thinking of you kid,
because you loved to camp. But we were like this
was like Jesse's like, we're challenging some of you for

(30:27):
everyone's biggest nightmare. It's like you're in a beautiful resort.
You're camping. Five feet were terrible. I would have been
I would I wouldn't have been that. The horseship, like
the shil I didn't give a fuck about horseh it
really did. Horsh brings the buck, that brings the bug
rid of the horseship. Also the lights. I would have
turned off those likes. I would have found a way

(30:49):
to get rid of the bugs. It's the horseship and
the lights. There's a way to do it. So they
made them go glamping. They and they made them no no,
I'm sorry, pardon. They made go camping in very old
fashioned like boy Scout nineteen twenties Boy Scouts parts, and
they fucked with them. They missed parts, they had broken chairs,
they had like holes in the mag you love you

(31:10):
love that?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Wow, I actually thought it was interesting.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
It's again, it's just like injecting a little chaos into it. Okay,
Like yeah, because a couple of these guys might have
been boy scouts, so they can just put up atent,
no problem, Like you gotta make water not pour out.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I was like, if this was my challenge, I could
set this tent. I could set all this up in
fifteen twenty minutes. Yeah yeah, okay, but not when you're
missing a steak, they give you a tiny hammer, Like.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's a very nice Paul. Is your lady go camping
with you?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, she's a great time.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
That's nice. That's really nice of you. Likes this high
school sweetheart? How cute is that? They're so cute? Their
family is so cute. They're like the best. That's so nice.
I have no Paul. Isn't it like a handsome stand
up comic? People are very like weird at comedy shows.
I have never seen him even like talk to like
people might come at him. He has never once, never

(32:08):
disrespected as lady and she's not even she's not at
the shows. Like he is the most loyal, lovely like
Bert is loyal too. Bert is very loyal.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I think I think Burt and I would really get along.
So do I we could bond on Vodkay?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah no, Bert. Burt told me it bothers him when
he's seen people like over the years, he said, I've
seen people get sidetracked my ladies, and like their careers
weren't as and that he says when he's like, once
you've ruined it once, once you've cheated, it's like poisoned
in the well. Even if it never comes out, you've
ruined everything. Of course he would never We love him. Okay,
we're gonna so basically I'm gonna just I'm gonna I'm

(32:45):
gonna sort of preview and the we're gonna take a
quick break. So they so they had this like camping
from Hell with like bugs and horses, but like without
all the parts. And then they had this doctor with
like a nineteen eighties bouncy blowout, like a real like breakfast.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
She I was.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Like, I actually believed she was, like I'm sure she
was some producers real like divorce therapy, like I think
she's I don't think she was made up real doctor,
and I felt like she was somebody's cousin or somebody
went through a divorces, like I went to this like
my marriage didn't work, but I had this nice therapist,
so they called in this doctor and and she watched
them all and actually was the first real professional. It

(33:25):
felt like she was sincerely taking those and it felt
like an oddest informed assessment. But she felt like Alex
and Andrew felt like more like friends. I felt badly
for her saying that, because it's almost like once somebody
says that put it's like it it's a drop of fear,
like you have no chemistry, and then you make you go, wait,
do we have no chemistry? Even the most I wouldn't

(33:48):
want to hear that. I would not want to hear
and you think they have no chemistry?

Speaker 7 (33:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay, Why I was to give us preview? Why the most,
like a.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Quick break review is Andrew is not that into.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Her real Why tell us you're a straight guy?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Why he just isn't. He's like not, he doesn't need
her like he needs her because she's his couple, she's
his personally.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
He said, I've never said I love you on TV.
Not I've never said I love you. He said, I've
never said I love you on TV and maybe go, oh,
you love being on TV on dating shows?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
So how did you go from I think I'm falling
in love with you to two seconds later saying I
love you? Did you notice that? They said too, yes, yeah,
so you're just jumping.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
So you think he's just there for money.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I think he's a TV Look, I think he's a player, okay,
And I mean that's probably who he is in his
real life. And I bet he has said I love
you because in the right moment it was the right
most convenient thing to say.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
He hasn't said it on TV. Alsos people like how
many times have you been on TV?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Three? Now? This is almost like, how do you know
he wasn't on like another dating this is his third
go round? Because this isn't yeah was it he there
last summer? Wasn't he? No, we didn't have it last summer?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Oh right?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
The first time? All right, all right, all right? You
know what it was when he said I've never said
I love you on TV? It made me feel it
made me feel like he was a repeat offender. It
made me feel like it, but it's a weird way
to say it. It was a very self conscious I
love being on I thought he was trying to be funny,
like I've never said I love it. I don't think you.
I don't think he saw No, he was it. I

(35:26):
think he.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
I think it's like when you kind of like obscure
the reality a little bit with the weird detail so
that you don't get interrogated further. Like it's just like
a weird extra detail to put into a truth nugget,
which those weird details usually are like very telling.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wow, all I believe you because you've been around a
lot of players. You know a player and you watch
you know reality TV. Yeah, casted it.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
He's got player eyes.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
How so I kind of think that he could have
made a relationship work with literally and Girl on the Place,
and since he came in late, I had to be Alex.
But if he wasn't, if he was there from the
first week, I don't know that it would have been
out Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
In hot take? Wow hot didn't he go on a
date with Bailey? Hot take? It was really her choice
of being like I didn't feeling it. Yeah, they had
that coffee bath.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah, and she was sick with my forty seven year
old boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Dude, dude, I wouldn't know how you guys are saying
how old are you?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, Sela VI, what does that mean? Okay, yeah, it take.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
It the amount of like little colloquialisms they have no
connection to.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Really, I take the edit no skin off my teeth,
no skin off my butt.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I just think she said that. Who said that?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
One of the girls said skin off my teeth. She goes,
it's no skin off my butt crack or something, and I.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Was like, what, dude. It's also like, I think the
editors hate Jeremy because they show me too. You can
tell when they hate somebody, and I think they're like,
this guy sucks.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
They're like, this guy is a douche. Yes, yeah, we
don't like him. They use that clip of him saying
he hates the goldens. Yeah, he's always sunburnt.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
What did they say about that? They said something about
the sunburn. Anna was asking them about the sunburn.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I'll text her at the break and act. There was
something about him. There was a reason he was always burnt.
He doesn't like sunblown. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
You see him in hats, I don't know. I don't know, Jude.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
What is his job? Is he like a day trader?

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Like?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
What does he do?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
A great question?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, great.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
It's also interesting because he's the one who came from
the family with some money for him to not know
what saleve.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, certain things are he has? Who did ship out
like a Ferrari? So that shows you sort of like
where his priority is.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yes, yeah, not the literate bro.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
No, are you reading a quick break? We'll be right back. Yes,
it's time put on the.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Monarkeys and get so.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
During the break we were talking about the se le
via of it all, and then we were talking about
how and I think that's also what was fun about
the live show is I think I think it's important
to not forget how to play, and people come play.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
They do as an adult.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, people come and just let it go. How about
the Oh my god, how about my best friend from
high school and that guy who had the How cute
was she?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I love? I mean that was really fun to be
standing two feet in front of and just watching how
much fun they were having being in the competition.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Could you tell that was clear that she was my
best friend from high school.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Well, I think you announced it before the game.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Started, well, because I gave her the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
The energy that you two had, because I didn't know.
You didn't introduce me before, but we talked at first.
It's okay, yeah, but it.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Was I didn't know she was there. I put her
down on the list, but I didn't know if she
was coming, and then I didn't know, and then I
heard her say something and that's when I brought her
some chocolate from the stage. I didn't know she was there.
I'm surprised. Yeah, I thought she might come, but it
was raining and a lot of people bail, you know
what I mean. So so she came and she's never
seen The Bachelor. She had any time. They thought you

(39:28):
were hilarious. She and her friend have never seen it.
And she's funningly competitive like she wanted to win.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
It was great, and I have to say it is
like a personal favorite thing in the world to see
friends connecting like physically. Yeah, when that moment happens, that's
one of my favorite things to get to witness.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Was it clear?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
These are like restaurants or and like you see people
run into each other at.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
The yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it with her
high kicks. When she put on the pants, it was
so cute her high kicks.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
She did kind of flash me when she put them on.
That's so far was that was just a shock.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
So throw okay, yeah because Anna, because we brought our
I kind of really loved my loved my trashy beach out.
I kept it. I kind of loved it. You guys
both looked hot, you know. I felt like I felt
like we could really dress for paradise and the whole
thing costs, Like you could do a whole suitcase for
like one hundred dollars. Oh there's no Well, you guys
both have adorable figures.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
You can like throw anything you we could.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
We could, you could too, girl, that's nice to say.
It's true. Oh my god, you kidding? I would. I
would love to out for you for a reality show
on the beach. Are you kidding me? You imagine?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Was this the most just on fashion like per season?
Since this is my first one, have there ever been
this many men in like crochet polo shirts?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I don't even notice it anymore?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Oh there they've yes, because in seasons past, like there'll
be a shirt I'll recognize, and different guys will wear
it because they.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Only have a small suitcase and then like they're like, oh,
let me switch this up.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
I also was thinking that I kept wondering if if
the people who got voted out left, like I kept wondering,
like keys to go, would they actually let him go
home or is it gonna have to stick around?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
And then some of them, yeah, it might have been
their choice. They actually like, I bet if Keith is like,
let me go, they actually keeps. So when when Lance
Bass and I, when Lance Bass and I were maybe
going to do amazing race team of Razzle Dazzle. By
the way, at my nail salon, you can get a
polished called the Dazzle Razzle, And I thought, who wrote that?

(41:34):
But anyway, okay, so the team Razzle Dazzle. So they
called it. This was pre pandemic that you if you
get kicked off early, you get sent to like this
weird hotel and they call it quarantine because they don't
want it to get out that you.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Know, that makes sense that one and then survivor has
a place called like Ponderosa that they go to once
they've won.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
They make the jury.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Uh, but they get.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, that's what it feels like. I think and I
were going to be put it like a model. That's
a question. Yeah, okay, so we're gonna keep going. So
here we are, So Alex says this fits race. Jess
is crying talking about Spencer. She's like, you know, I
know that I deserve this, but like she was super anxious.

(42:25):
You could see her spinning out. She's like I she
it's not a yes to her. It feels like he's
all in and she's not a relationship. The guy cheated,
she's obviously very hurt by and she's young, and she
moved for him and then he cheated numerous times. But
at a certain point it's not the same person. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
But also I think she's mean responsible about this because
again it's been two weeks and he's.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Like so that Spencer, and Spencer is like, I we're
moving together in September.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Two and she has his taxi light on, right like
that theory of like women are always like searching for
the taxi and the guy once he turns his taxi
light on, he's like ready to get.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Ready to get married. No, I've never heard that. I
feel like I got that from sex and the city.
I don't think that's anything, but I feel like I
heard that.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
So, but I was like, he's got his taxi light on.
Whichever the next person is, like whoever the next girl
is who comes into his life like that? Who wants it?
Like he's he wants baby because his friends are day
yeah wow, And she doesn't. She's just like she's being rational,
like well, I'm only the sage.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
And because it's also I think as a woman, you're
like I have to get pregnant and I give birth
and have these babies, like it's easier, okay, bro, you know, like.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Well also she's like twenty three, yeah, and she's like,
well I definitely want to have children by thirty.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
And I was like okay. But then I was like,
oh wait, she really he just like this way too
long for me. Yeah, way too long. And I'm like, okay,
that's that's funny. She said two by thirty she wanted
two by thirty, and he was like, whoa, that's she's
twenty six and he's thirty two. Okay. I mean that's
a big difference at that point in time. That's a

(44:12):
big spread that that really is? It is? Yeah, like
she had to get her own health insurance guy. Yes, yeah, yeah,
still on her parents' cell phone plan. So so then
Jesse is like, guess what I'm loving. I love Jesse
Palmer great.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
I really that cardigan and then the oddly one button
undone by his crotch.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I was like, I'm into this lak. He gets hotter
and hotter in like his sort of like tequila sunburn.
Like there's like he's like a hot He feels like
the quarterback who's now forty five and I'm here for it.
I'm here for it and he is. That's what he exactly.
She feels like it because he is and I'm here
for it. Do you think of Jesse Palmer.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I think he's he really plays the part well. He
brings no anxiety to the group. Oh yeah, to dramatically
play out the reveals. He takes a little enjoyment of that.
But he's not you know, he's on everybody's side. Yeah,
And I think that he does appreciate that, like he
knows that this is a mind fuck because he's been through.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
It, but now there's extra games. I think he's enjoying it.
I think I think his part got more interesting.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Definitely, and the fantasy sequences. I mean, he was crushing
it earlier in the season.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Katie, how are you feeling about our guy, Jesse JP?
I like Jesse the same.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
So Jesse comes in, He's like, there's a beachside dinner.
Andrew goes, you're cute. You could be my person possibly
on the tinge of it. She's like, yeah, maybe you
could do. He's like, I'm not already. Yeah. I like
their banter back and forth.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
I do too, It's fun, but I think they need
to work on their communication of their actual feelings.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Yeah, well they She just gets nervous and giggles.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I like her, and I feel like you're right. I
think it's Andrew. Now that you're saying it, you see.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Clearly chemistry with this can.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
But remember.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Girl, Wait, didn't another girl come in and try to
talk to him?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
He's like, no, I'm all in on Alan. I can't remember, Like,
I feel like that happened. So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
I think I think it's a weird environment for them,
and there's a lot of pressure on them, and so
they they could both just not be acting properly, like.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
You know, like normal self. I hope you're right. But
I fear Paul is right.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I think I'm right. I think that he's connecting with
her in this moment because why the hell hot right.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
And there's a lot of money on the line, there's TV,
what other what else is he doing.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
To make out the hot woman?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
I mean, I'm hopeful that you're wrong, because I do
like that.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I just don't.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
I kind of agree that they don't have a ton
of chemistry, Like they have that like goofiness together, which
is really cute. But I don't know how that. I
don't see them like wanting to throw each other. They're
down and make out where I do feel like the
others all want to.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
I think she's just not like that. But maybe I'm wrong,
Maybe they No.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I think she might not be like that either. She's
very goofy and nervous.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, she's really cute. So there's we're at dinner, there's
flies everywhere, Cat starts freaking out and slapping everyone in
the face and now Dale Dale in the face. So
Dale Dale Dale, Dale got tight on this episode, but
then he won best but then the doctor liked him

(47:31):
the most confused by that Dale well because he didn't
lose it on he got very tight with his body
language was like it felt like he wanted to hit
her at dinner. I also, do you understand I didn't
skip that. I felt like he was like, cat, if
you do one more time, try me. It felt like
mad dad, Like one more time.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I like to those of us that have been watching
this season and not that one thing that you saw
how he reacted when Kat was going to maybe date somebody,
you saw that like like tense jaw anger. Yeah, and
this was like another little microflash.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Of that, And it's like, girl, this would be the
rest of your life because I talked to a guy
too long at a party. Yeah, you want to take
a promotion out of the city, like it's going to
be that. I think he has very controlling tendencies, making
me feel very ikey.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
And I also felt like the doctor said that he
was compassionate towards her, but it took quite a while
for him to put that table Like I felt like
if if I had a sincere paranoia, and look, I
know she was extra, but if I'm actually having a
panic attack, I would hope rather than be mad at
me about it, that somebody could say like, hey, like

(48:42):
I know you're freaking out, like like can we get
can we walk you to the bathroom, Like like I
would hope somebody wouldn't be enraged at Like I know
she was being extra and I'm not saying that she
wasn't annoying, but like you could tell it was not
a logical she wasn't doing You could tell she was
sincerely terrified and nobody cared she was terrified.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
But what I thought was interesting was later when he
said like acts of service or his like the fact
that his knee jerk reaction was to try and make
the home and like so that she could be safe
in the lake.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
N Oh, no, that's true.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Well at dinner, I just feel like he was like
why I would have lost it on her, Like She's
just like, get up and walk away if this is
bothering you so much.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
To get like I understood later because I am terrified
of spiders.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I'm terrified. We got those fucking centipedes that have the spider.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
And she flies when you're eating because the flies have
just been on some shit and then coming over to
your food.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
So but she was like, I mean, she was acting
like I act when there's but.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
There were a lot of flies around her, I felt like, specifically,
but no one else was freaking out.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
They were all like, well, there's just flies on food.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Gross, But she was.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
It wasn't she was extra. But I also feel like,
I don't know. I felt like I understood sort of
where she's coming from, and.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I don't really have a bug problem.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
But I think his reaction I was waiting for him
to slap her.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I just didn't like.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
None of them were like, hey, let's get rid of
the poop, let's dim the lights, let's do something.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, that's like, you know, It's like, I don't know.
They must have told them they can't there just film
without the lights, suck that film with fighters. I think
they might have not been able to do the lights
just because it's a TV show. I would have I
would have said, fuck your TV show. I don't want

(50:39):
Spike or something.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
My mine was like fifty to fifty chance. I was like,
the old guy would probably know if you turned the
lights off, but the younger people might not know that,
especially if they've never done like camping or anything. But
it's yeah, I don't think the light like it's.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
A literal saying to they go, they don't know, so
they end up they have this dinner and I think
the dinner and then they have six glamp sites is
what they said. And he's like, well, it's not really
clamp it's camping. Welcome to the jungle. There's an expert
in Copple Surry, doctor Laura Berman. She's gonna be watching.
There's horseshit everywhere. Uh, and there's Kathy's happy that there's wine.

(51:18):
So Kathy loves to drink.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
She really is leaned into like the fun booze Samantha. Yeah,
but not horny without the fun horny.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, she's just Samantha without what makes Samantha fun. She's like,
all parts are not included, Kathy. There's also they also
give him a very small hammer to build everything with.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
And then like bug sprayed, that didn't work, water that
didn't open, pieces missing.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
The chair broken, Jonathan stank. Kathy's having the wine. Kathy
has a zapper like ten, I have one of those.
She's just swinging around.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, her statue of liberty moment. I was like, that's
just a fantastic moment. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Kathy's a star. Bailey goes, I don't do clamping. I
just do luxury and I thought of you, Katie, what
did you think? I mean, I'm gonna be real.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
I don't at this age, I don't want to actually
camp be there anymore. I like hiking, but I would say,
like even in my early thirties, I was like, I
like hiking and then going back.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
To a hotel. Same. Yeah, it doesn't have to be
a super fancy hotel. I have camp, but I like
a bed. I don't. I like a bed. I don't
want to wake up in the heat. I don't want
to I don't want to wake up in the hea.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
I don't need to sleep in the sleeping bag anymore.
I'm not trying to prove anything that anybody. I would
like a toilet, ye, kiss in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I like a toilet. Yeah, I don't want to have
to go outside with it. I don't have to dig
a hole. Cat it's freaking out, she's crying. She says,
phobia of bugs. Alex and Andrew, and she goes, show
me the best kissed of your life and she's like,
whoa tongue first. She's like, yeah, tongue first, I want
to taste it. She's like, I don't like that, and
then he did it tongue first?

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Anyway, these like these moments from these women on the
show with these like teen Vogue Questions, the guys are
just like and there I am. I'm on a road
trip with my girlfriend again and she's given me a
quiz and I'm just like, there's no way this is
going to end.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Well, oh my god, how funny.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Now I Team Vogue Questions Questions is so great. But
so now I want to get into the cat part
with with Dale.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Yeah, so she's freaked out. She says a house is
not a home without you in it, and you calmed
me down.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah, because they're having complete chaos. Yes, while it's happening,
I wish at one point he just gone over and
like just held her and go like I know that
you're like freak out this, but like maybe this whole
thing will be over if we get this up, Like
who knows what the child I can let me just
finish this. And I know you're petrified, but like.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Let's He didn't do that, and instead his like was
an active service that he said. So that's where I thought, like, oh,
I think she really needed not like to have a
little thing set up, and like then she seated with
her zapper. I wanted that, and I don't feel like
he no, And it was quite the opposite of dinner. Yeah,
I was kind of.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Surprised that none of them seemed to figure out it
was a challenge and they show it.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Maybe they didn't, Yeah, maybe they I thought that too, but.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I would have instantly been like, oh, they're fucking with us.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yeah, yeah, I just Jonathan was poking a hole or
Andrew in the water, I was like, he gets it.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, they handled I think.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I thought so too.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Just Keith did a good job and Kathy didn't care.
She was chilling about us. She had a good time.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I feel like they actually all handled it quite well.
They all sort of managed to make put something up.
I mean they didn't realize that. I'm sure they knew
it was some form of a challenge, but they didn't
know they were going to have like a person a
couple specialists.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Watching Bailey is so horny for Jeremy, Oh yeah she is.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
She's so she had those heels on with her like
leggings and walking off at the end when she still
had her heels on.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I really enjoyed that moment. She's so incredible. I mean
she was.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
She was the one that had the bob. He's always
saving Selsey's.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yes, yeah, the social media influencer. So then Jonathan he
goes she he says, she says she will be a
good boyfriend. He's like, I am so ready. I just
had to find my person. I just would give too much.
You need to find another boyfriend, agreed, or a great
don't want to date anybody.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
You want to date a female. In my opinion, I
think my personal opinion.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
You could be right. You could forget. Time will tell.
Time will tell he did flirt with cat because he
wants everything. He's stay on television. Time will tell.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
He has had some of the most beautiful women throw
themselves at him and they're not figured it.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
He's not interested. He is not interesting. He is not interesting.
He is not He might be on the Colton train. Yes,
agree to agree, and even Colton was like obsessed with Cad.
So then so then we have Keith starts crying, I
miss my girls. It's hard to be here. I wait
from family for so long. And then he goes, you

(56:25):
are an amazing person, Kathy, you are so beautiful, and
she's like, there's love for us. We're gonna find it too.
I love watching these kids. We're gonna find it. She
also was like I want that money.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
She's like, I want to be on TV and I
want that money. I want to be and I am
all here for What else are we doing?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Me too? What else are we doing?

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Yeah, it's fun camping trips with your daughters.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Two more weeks? Who care when you get back? It's
like one more week. It's like five days. Literally like
two days. It's two days. It's just the whole day
is a month. It's like two days. Because we're up
at we're at the last this episode, I think it's
three weeks. It's three weeks, so we're day eighteen, so
it's like that used to day twenty one. I really

(57:07):
think there's like two So he did like two more days,
just like cool your jestic.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Calm down. I have this secret feeling inside that they win.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I would actually, although I'm sure they get kicked off.
Oh they get kicked often. They just get kicked off.
We don't know. Yeah they did, didn't they? Yeah they did,
because yeah they did themselves. Yeah they voted. Wait, there
were two rose ceremony. I did show us the second race.
What's their face. We didn't see the second one. Oh

(57:37):
there were two. There was a tie and then Dale
had to choose.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Oh yeah, right because there But then I remember it correctly,
that is that is correct. But then they go back
because the show doesn't end on the first ceremony.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
They keep going.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
They don't and then they do another. No, they do
another one, don't they? Because oh my god, this is insane.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Because I thought the whole day. What did I write?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Because I thought at the end of the day they
like wanted them to stay. And Jess was there when
when all the girls sat.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Around the first year ceremony. Yeah, but then I thought
it was funny because they haven't done We haven't done it,
haven't done it yet. We did because Andrew and Alex
are safe. Yeah, oh did the stabbing? Sorry? Okay, that's
where Okay, we gotta keep going to keep it Okay.
So so I took it off the track. No love,

(58:28):
are you kidding? I love? I love? I could be
here all this, That's all I want to do. Okay. So,
so how is that Bailey and Jeremy are snuggling Jonathan
He's like he might find somebody one day. Kathy Keith
misses his girls justin Spencer and he's like, there's so
many things I love about you, you know, and and

(58:48):
she's like, uh huh. And then we hear hissing and screaming,
and he's like, Okay, you guys can go in and
it's day eighteen.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
I did love that moment, the hissing and screaming, Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
But Kathy, who was like going running over to it,
and then her fear and dropping her zapper.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
And then Jesse in the morning goes, you did something
that would have broken a lot of people. A relationship test.
Doctor Laura Berman was watching. She's like, uh, you know,
Kat and Kathy, she was beautiful. I didn't feel any
chemistry between Andrew and Alex and uh and then she goes,

(59:25):
you know, I just feel like she said, I feel
like there's not this hot for you. Need to have
sex with you as soon as possible. That would have
felt bad to hear. Yeah, I would have felt bad
hearing that, especially because like they do seem to be
very touchy and making out a lot. I trust what
she sees too.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
They break into giggles too often. Okay, there's something about that.
I think we've all been in situations where it's like
you get along with the person so well and you're
laughing so much, but then like it does like that intimacy.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Sort of has a harder time coming together, as we
see later that people literally call them immature. Yeah, but
it's not like is that because they actually have a personality.
I don't know. That was interesting her. Yeah, I mean
it was fascinating both of them, like at the most No, no,
I mean she has a personality and so like, but
you're right, she's also both seemed sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Yeah, they both seem really nice and I want to
she said, She's like she's had a bad childhood.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I must feel like somebody would call me insecure for
laughing or whatever, or young or immature. It's like I'm
just having also get hot and heavy with the person.
You're not like, yeah, you're not Like that's right, Cardiologists.
It's also may go back.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
To what we were talking about earlier, where like people
in reality TV, like they have their brand and they
are putting on there, they're doing an act, and these
two actually feel like they're not doing an act. To me,
they feel like they're one of themselves. I think both
of them are being themselves because they're both kind.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Of being really they're being silly. They they look stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Sometimes they seem to just kind of take it in stride,
and so maybe that's what people are seeing and people
aren't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
You're the youngest on the show, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
To look at it, I think Jess is Jess.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I mean, how old is Cat? Thirty nine? Yeah? I
mean meanwhile, Jeremy and Bailey, she said there's some questionable
stuff between them. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
She was saying, because you guys don't have similar interests.
And I was like, yeah, that's right, these not everyone
the same.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
And then she's like, Dale and Cat, I feel like
you have a hero complex and that's hard. He's like, yes,
it is, It's very hard. I'm a hero exactly, censoring Jess.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Alex and Alex and Andrew are twenty eight and thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Oh they are on the older So yeah, Cat and
Dale won and they got a date on the beach where.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
She goes and there's food around, by the way, can
we just give props to the parrot that they made
out of that pineapple? And I was like, how can
I make this at home?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Make Will you please make it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Put it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
We put it on your Labubu Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
I'm just gonna because you know, I'm oddly allergic to pineapple,
but I'm going to buy a pineapple.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Only if I eat it. We're gloves were gloves. It's okay,
I can touch it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
But I'm gonna try and make one of those, because
that was incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
You put a labubu in a bikini in front of
it and put it on your Instagram. Absolutely, and will
it be Cat of Katle you make Cat and Dale
in front of the pineapple. I'll try my best. Wait,
I don't think I clocked it. What was Oh my god,
it was incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
It's like they took the the husk or in the
morning you might have been giving blood at the same time.
But they took like the husk of the pineapple and
then put like just the nub that was still yellow,
like the face, and they put eyes and the nose
and then they had it perched on the side of
the pineapple.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I miss I missed treble. I was like, how have
I never seen?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Might have been a Cedars moment for me. Well, I'm
gonna try and make one rather than a senior moment.
I'm having a a Cedars moment. Bed eight, Bed number eight.
I snuck into that area, dude. It was incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
It's so great because they were only allowed to have
like one visitor and my mom had gone in with
like the caretaker, and They're like, you can't go in there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I was like, I'm going in you watch me. Let break.
I snuck myself in. I took one of these rings
and I gave it to Jessica and I was like,
my fiance needs to come with me. They're like, okay,
I'm like, this is my fiance. They're like a little backstory.
You're like whatever, fine, and I have one and then
they were like, I've moved my mom's so I put

(01:03:33):
we both put them on. I was like they couldn't
have Like okay, like my fiance needs to come to
the X ray room with me, honey, will you? They
were like okay, whatever, why are you trying to show
me your tits?

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Like, all of it was so crazy. We had a
whole backstory. I love a full backstore. We had a
whole a lot of acting exercise, a lot of character
who you're like, scene is starting now? Yes, exactly. I
was like, well, can my fiance come? They're like, okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
What I want to know is why you have so
many sparkles on you right now after you've been to
the sea where you just have had like little sp
like of sparkles. And I'm like, where do these come from?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Like a couple here and here? Yeah, it's just like
really cheerful, you know what. I I faked it till
I make I was like, put in your best summer dress,
put some makeup on. I don't know what the sparkles are.
I just think that you're naturally just your your your
perspiring sparkles. I literally was like, act like you got sleep,
pretend like everything's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Fine, to do this all the time when I was hungover,
be like, you know what, I'm just gonna show up
really put together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
This is it. This isbody's gonna guess. This is me going, yeah,
I'm sup till noon. But I went to bed at six.
That was only six hours of sleep. I woke up
with my alarm and Mittens at my feet. God bless her.
She's an icon. Okay, So then okay, so they go
on their date. Kat goes, this is the safest I've
ever felt with someone they start kissing in the water,

(01:04:59):
harrass her ass is incredible. You know what again, I
still even though she had a panicky moment, she is
what she is. I give her most of this. So
she's always hated bugs from that first Yeah, I think
she sincerely hates bugs. That's her brand. I just had
a sponsorship with Raid. I just think that they are
not gonna last. No, No, I believe Dale. I blame Dale.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I think she's ready to find the person. I think
that he is so happy he's back on television.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yes, agree, and he and he seemed to have a
short fuse with like the producers showed him being short
last week, Like I felt like they've edited him to
be kind of a diva.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
So interesting when because of who they vote out that
they had to I was like, I forgot that Dale
didn't like Jonathan because Jonathan. Yeah, they do that edit
very specific now it's so great, And it was also like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Very clear foreshadowing. I should have guessed they also wanted
Jonathan gone, so like, who will give the power to? Okay,
then Dale needs to win. Since when does this rule enact?
You make day you get the first big deal first
one last Rosa. There was like all the it's like
making rules, as you all know, this is how it goes.
I was like, wait, what they just wanted Jonathan gone.

(01:06:14):
In order to get Jonathan gone, we need to keep
it interesting, we want They wanted to keep Kathy and
Keith around. They knew Dale hated Jonathan. I bet they
made the doctor picked Dale and Kat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I don't know. I don't know if they could, because
that would be messing with the outcome of the thing
you're I think I learned that. I also worked. I
also worked in challenges and and there's you know, you
have to very clearly articulate the rules and how the
score did you work with I worked on this show
called pros Versus Jo's, where average jos would play sports

(01:06:47):
segments against athletes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Did they ever win?

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
I think a couple a couple of times, Yeah, just
by virtue of the way the rules were written. Sometimes
how did they like?

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
So, if you were like a pro basketball player, did
I'm assuming Bro wouldn't play basketball against him. Maybe they'd play.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
It wouldn't be necessarily one on one, but it would
be like a basketball game. So our job was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
To get like a good pickup game Guy Force or something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Yeah, a game like horse or or Horse plus some
other element. And so we had to like test these
games to make sure they played correctly the rules for them.
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
This is incredibly We're such a good rookie of the year.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
I could just like to hear about your life.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Can I just say? Paul is such a fucking funny
stand up He kills you. He is so funny because
as sweet as he is here, he has a twink.
He doesn't talk about being married at stage and he's not,
but he's like he seems sort of like a dick
on stage the way that's fun. Like this sweetheart that
he is, he like fucks with people a little bit.
Like so as sweet as he is, because he is

(01:07:56):
a good guy, it's like fun. He's got like an
he's like an imp on stage age and it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I do. I don't know what it is. I just
when you have the sort of the bower of being
on stage, it just makes me want to pull some ship.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I think about you. I think about you like you
were improvising about about the the stove light on means
it's time for fucking yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Yeah, when it's range when it's like when it's just
the light over the of the range light people are
having sex. That's the sexiest light in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, it's like warning people, like it's basically having the
taxi light on, but just for for set, for fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
I actually wrote a song about it, and it's coming
out on my EP. It's coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Whoa you have many coming out?

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Yeah, putting out a four song EP in a few weeks.
What it's called Danky del Mar?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Yeah, it's like your last name, rap name. He's dank.
No I know, but Danky del Marsh. Who's dank?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
That's you know, it's like of the sea, It's like
a southern county.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
I just want your name to be danky. Why del Mar?
And I go on The Bachelor, Yeah, where's your stripper name? Okay?
So then we go so then double D's the Double
D's Yes, I'm here for that. So then they start
kissing in the water. Jess and Spencer. He's like, I

(01:09:17):
would like to start a family next year. She's like,
She's like, I want to be having children by thirty
eighth the latest. He's like two years. This is going
to be faster than that. She's like, my friends are
already pregnant. She's like, I'm not ready to move in together.
And she's like, and he's like, I am in love
with jess. I when I get dead set on something,
it's like, well, she gets to say in this too,

(01:09:38):
bra he comes around. He does. She's like, I'm not
in love with him yet. She tells a producer if
you're still together with him, and he sees that that's
not going to feel good. No, but I think they
probably talked about it. Yeah, yeah, I think because she's
been a sweetheart. You know. I gave her also most
Improved and the franchise Cat's most Improved in the Paradise. Yeah,

(01:10:01):
I mean I get this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I think she is looking at this without rose colored
glasses on and it's like this. I mean, I do
think these challenges are quite good because in the past
they're just living in this fantasy world and they just
make out in pools and get to eat breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yea. Now they actually have to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Do these challenges, so that's kind of and again, see
how you handle a stressful situation. I'm surprised that nobody
lost their lids doing that that challenge, Like, like, I
know how.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
To do this better.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
I'm just shocked not one of them cracked. That's why
they knew that they were on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Well, they didn't have There wasn't like a time thing.
It's not like whoever finishes this first win. They did that.
I think you probably would have seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
Gets good people getting really mad with the walkie talkies. Yes,
they talkies, buy better walkie talkies, ABC, What the fun?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
I think I think.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
They intentional because they were saying how nice the coffins
were that they were in, but then they got them
the worst walkie talk It was terrible. Then it must
have been on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
That's part of the game.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Yes, with a bad communication device.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Okay, we're gonna finish talking about Jess and Spencer and
the we're gonna take another break. Jess and Spencer. I
don't think they're gonna make it. I hope they do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
They I have already have reservations, and I think she does.
I think, well, yeah, if they just left and said
we're going to date and we're not going to put
any pressure on ourselves, they could make it. But there's
so much pressure on them, and I'm worried about that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
I do see his point of like, well, you live
in La I live in Texas. Now, look, if you
really wanted to get married, I'm not scared of a
long distance personally, but I'm also not trying to like
you are. Why I just don't, it's just so it's
less fun.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
It's not that it's just really hard to go through,
like what real life is like. You're not sharing the bathroom,
You're not dealing with like who's paying the utility bills?
You're I'm dealing with like real life stuff in the beginning, sure,
but like it's really hard to go from like living
with each other for three weeks. I think that one
should move to the other town. I'm not saying they
should move in with each other, but I think that

(01:12:11):
there's enough bachelor and Paradise and bachelor people who live
in both cities wherever they are in California or Texas,
that you could make this work, or that that would
be my thought and then date.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I mean, he does have a point about I wouldn't
want to move in, but he does have a point
about we need to be in the same sea.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
I agree that they need to be in the same
I mean, they do get on really nicely.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
They're so cute, and when you see jobs, you're there.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
She's not in love with them, not yet, because she's
again not rose colored glasses, Katie. I think they're I
think she's really in love with him. I think I
think they're.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
I hope so I really do, because they're cute.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Yeah, I think they're both or she at least is
just kind of taking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
She's been responsible. Yeah, we saw at the show there
was a person with a phone case from Spencer's company.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Really, how did I missed this? You didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
It wasn't on stage, it was out It did look good.
She she felt like it didn't she got it. I
think at the holidays. I don't think it lasted as
well she wanted. But I feel like most phone cases
get beat up. I thought it was with a pet
on it. It was a pet, and I thought it
was quite cute. She thought it could have worn longer.
But it's already almost September. What do you want from
a phone case I destroyed more than nine months? You do?

(01:13:25):
I know this phone case since I got the phone. Okay,
that makes why you know if my husband slip this
on when I wasn't looking? What is it that's so cute.
He at my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
That's really cute.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
That's a romance. Okay, so we're going to say before
we got to break, are they going to get engaged
and are they still together? Jess as puncer, Yes, and
I think they're still together.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
I agree with Katie, I think, but not engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
I have a theory about this, but we can talk
about it. What's your theory.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
I just want to talk about how the new little
twists that they put on when they did.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
The previous money. Yes, Okay, we're gonna take a quick
break and we'll be right back. I need a sexual.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Time out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
And we are back. Okay, you guys, how's everyone summer going.
How do you feel going into the fall? I'm ready? Yeah,
someone said, as some lipstick I put lipstick on? I was.
I thought about where the uh where the sparkles might
come from? Yeah. My last week at Burr, the makeup

(01:14:35):
artist got a discount at Charlotte Tilbury and then I
ordered all my makeup is Charlotte Tillsbury. I love her stuff.
There was like some bronzer that I got, so I
feel like I threw on a little bronzer. I've never
really used it before, so I might have a sparkle
from It might be a Charlotte, have you look nice?
Charlotte Tilbury? And the lipstick looks nice Charlotte Tilsbury. This

(01:14:58):
I just got from Netflix yesterday. It's a free bird shirt.
Look at this. So at the end we say, I
fucking love you. O nice. Isn't that cute? That's so random?
I love it. I know it's like somebody worked on this.
Every person that's on the show. Where do these pictures

(01:15:19):
come from?

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
They look like with mugshots from someone shots?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Where do they call it? Seems like your headshot? Now
that one of them is my headshot? And then some
of them are people like from the some of them
are like continuity photos and shot. That's what I'm saying.
It's like very odd. Mine is my headshot. It's so
funny to use a continuity photo.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
That's not loving, that's not a loving light. Those continuity photos.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
It's crazy, but it's cute. I'm gonna wear it, you guys.
It's so Paul helped me learn on my lines. Oh
that's it's so good. Isn't it so good?

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Is incredible?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
The show it's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
It's really it's really well written.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
And it's really well written. Is different than anything I've
gotten to do.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Yeah, so different. I think it's going to have its
own vibe and it's it's got a lot more like
sweetness to it, and I think people will be expecting, yes,
and there's also.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
A lot of really really dirty I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Not going to say fucked up, but kind of edgy edgy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
There's sweetness and there's edginess.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of both.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
It's fucking funny.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I think it's you and my brother helped me around
my lines, and both of you were dying. My brother
was dying. He loved it. It's great, okay, and we're
back okay. So so then Andrew was upset. Andrew was
upset that she said that they didn't have any chemistry,
you know, and he felt frustrated and and and they

(01:16:50):
haven't said I love you yet. He's like, look, I've
done it before. I just give too hard. I love
too hard. I just don't want to give everything because
I've been holding back. I give too much and then
I feel trapped and then I don't like that person. Yeah,
that's not a good sign.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
No, it sounds like you were love bombing and it
bit you in the ass, and your little ego felt
guilty about being thought of as the bad guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Here, right, you're blaming the other person. You're right, you
love bombed. I give you hard. I love too hard
that I'm in and then I feel trapped because I
love bombing them, and then I gotta get out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Maybe you quit blown so much smoke up their ass
and just spear straightforward guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Yes, okay, Whitney, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
I just felt like the whole conversation was about how
they're not ready and that they and I did not
expect them to then say I think I'm falling in
love with you. I thought it was like, thought they
were going to be like, let's sleep on it, and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Yet she was like, I'm gonna say and I'm not
gonna say He's like stop stop, stop stop, I'll say
it first. I'll say it because I'm gonna love bomb
you first.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
It did feel like one of those conversations, and in
this episode, I would say several of the conversations did
really feel like set up, like you need to have
this conversation, you need to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
This, but they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Now, well, they can have them talk about stuff, but
they can't manipulate how the games are played. Okay, so
I think they're still doing their.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Versus. Okay. They can still get in their heads about ship.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Yeah, about their love, but they can't tamper with the gameplay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Okay. Great. Bailey is like, that was my literal nightmare
last night. And meanwhile Jess is panicking in the room, panicking,
hyper ventiling. She's like, I'm freaking out. You know, I
am not on the same page, you know. Spencer's like
I want to move, but I'm not your speed. I'm

(01:18:39):
freaking out, and and He's like, I don't want to
freak her out. And they were like, just tell her
you're in love. She feels the same way, like the
difference between the guide room at the Galler room conversations
was a wild just gaslighter. That's what you do, that's
your thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
It's the game bro.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Alex is like, I did not feel love or protected
growing up, and I feel that here. He's like, I
am nervous, but I am I have feelings for you.
I've never said I love you on television before. And
then she goes, oh my god, I thought you just
said it, and my heart fluttered. And then Alex goes,
I feel like, oh my god, she like stops up,

(01:19:15):
stops up. I am falling in love with you. She's like,
I love you too, and then she goes, oh my god,
he said it first, and I'm speechless. She's cute. They'rectorable,
she's cute. I want them to work, but I feared
the love bomb. I hope I'm wrong. I think I
think Paul you might be right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
I think I am I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Agree with you. I hope that Whitney and Katie are right.
I think Danky del Mar might be on the sent
d d M. He got a Brazilian butt lift bbl DDM.
Danky del Mar, Danky del Mar, Danky del Mar is
your new Oh you're the rookie Danky del Mar.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Yeah, thank you. I love yes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Alex goes, I feel like, okay, So then she goes,
do you love me? I do love you. I love
you too, and then he had a boner and he
couldn't get up. Yeah that's fine. I thought that was
so funny. Your reaction to it. Do you have a
boner now? Oh? You're newer to the world of this Katie.
You saw her, you saw her pop right up there.

(01:20:21):
I still love to try to see if they have boner.
You should still why would you stop? I mean I
still do, but they just don't. They don't show it
as much because they used to blur it out sometimes.
But they also used to have dates where they would go,
like to like a swim hole, under a waterfall, maybe
like humping. Yeah, now they're all just stuck. Now they're
all just stuck on the Hope property. They used to
go onto like Snote's and go. You would see them

(01:20:43):
walking around in bathing suits more and you'd see more
boners or more linen pants.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
I thought that was one of the funniest moments of
the season. Yeah, I was very happy. I was happy
for the whole team that that moment happened. Okay, everyone's like,
you know what, this is what we need, a little
levity making fun of a guy's heart on It's she's
just so lighthearted.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Yes, yes, okay, really likes her. I know that's that's
like there's chemistry.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
So then there's two hours to the roast Star bonus.
I have a boner during his dates, so he doesn't.
He's just eating the fucking coconut shells, spinning and eating
coconut shells. That was the worst, the spinning of the coconut.
Jesse comes in a blue suit and everybody's like, you
look good, Jest like that. They complimented his two hours

(01:21:31):
to roast ceremony. Keith is homesick. He's like, I want
to quit. Dude, Bro, there's five thousand dollars on the
line two days. What is happening? Didn't get over it?
Did he did? He feel like Kathy was falling for
him and he just couldn't take Kathy anymore. Was this?

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
I think these people just like lose respective went camping.
It reminded him of home and his daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Your daughter's like thirty. They can deal give it like
they're not like they're spending three more days. That's where
Kathy's like, dude, she's saying it. But I know Kathy
is like the voice. I mean, even if it's a week,
like you kid, your kids are thirty, you can handle
a week perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Fine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I'm sure you could FaceTime people on this show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
I think this show really does like the time it
feels longer to Yeah, they do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
It's stock Hall.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
They're starting end up, they're making their drinking, they're not
eating the same.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
And it's also they're they're hanging out like twenty two
year olds. It's like they're the only ones left with
peer group. Exhausted, I get it. They're the only ones
left with their peer group, and they're having fun. They
are like being so happy being the mom and dad.
They're having the best time. And who would have guessed
Kathy would have been the last of everybody You've got
assume she's also so great how she like manipulates the voting,

(01:22:46):
Like I just really I love watch you guys. I
want to be your mom. She's a star guy. She
is a star player. She's been great because she's less
obvious than Jonathan or the parlor Men of Paradise, which
they capped for next week. So Keith was like, I
was so triggered by camping. I miss my daughters. I'm homesick.

(01:23:09):
I'm like, bro, you're sixty five. Like, calm down, bro,
a lot of the years left here. You're fine, You're good.
So Jonathan was scheming playing the part of being a
friend with everyone. He really has had a poor showing
on this Katie.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Yes, I speaks really like he's not attractive to me
whatsoever anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
It's just annoying. I was so glad at the end
of this again shout out to our listener who emailed
reminding us that he came in with a mummy rap
to show how hand like the that was. He couldn't
believe like his perfect face, which is gets less perfect
when you display it as perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
I mean, you gotta give credit to where credit's do.
The fact that he's made it this far onto the
show with having no connection, no one likes him, no
one's best pass and it's like he endured it through.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
He endured you know, I mean he used the golden
to get the rose.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Yeah, Jill, ye'll. Can we talk about your love of
Jill take a moment you didn't do it on stage
and you were mad at yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Yeah, he loves Jill. Love Jill. Jill. Wherever you are, girl,
I hope you ever. She's so funny. I was just like,
she's she's operating at too high of a comedy level
for these people. Yes, And I was like I would
have been hanging out with this person the entire time

(01:24:38):
because she's saying hilarious stuff, and the look on their
face it's like the sort of the gen Z stare
of just like, I don't even know what you are.
You're not, I'm not I'm not hearing reality jargon coming
out of you. You're being authentic and it's off putting. Yes,
And I just thought that was so. I just thought

(01:25:01):
she seemed really cool. She's doing great girl. Get it, Jill.
I'm here for you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Yeah. Ye, he loved Jill.

Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
I heard.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
I got a lot of texts about Jill from Paul
from dankye del Mar, thank you del Mar was once
danky Delmar wants Jill.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
I was glad she got extended. I cheered. I cheered.
I was like, that was the right thing to do.
She's actually saying funny things.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Justice for Jill. Did you think that he played her
when he played twist kissed her and then was like,
what are you talking about? And he kissed her Twister,
kissed her disser and then was like when he said,
you're making it hard for me, he was like, I
don't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Any series of super whack moments from Jonathan. That was
his whackiest. Yes, that's the whack meter hit top. Yeah,
and I was just like, don't do that to her. Yeah,
she does the VIP suite.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
No, don't do that on the VI P VI P.
That's it. You don't do the twist, kiss and diss.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Yeah, okay, cool, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Yeah, great, that's a great one, Danky Delmar. Okay, So
then is that the name of your next quiz song, Twizz,
Kiss and Diss And I want there to be a
wrap section, Yes, Sankie feels like a rapper, Danky del Mar.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
I'll tell you what. The range Light song does have rapping,
but I'm not doing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
The rapping, okay, but I would rap. You should rap.
I feel like you should feel something coming on here.
Kathy tells Alex, I don't want to leave, and then
she lies good. First, she's like, Keith is on the fence, yes,
and then she says to the producer, I don't know
that he's on the fence, but he might be by
the end of the night. She didn't want to go home.

(01:26:35):
She she plays the game, she she goes, she goes
Keith just she should be on Traders, she said, Keith,
she would do well on She should be on traders.
She would she would do, She said, Keith just needs
a drink. So then Spencer goes. Keith wants to go home.
Spencer's playing, Spencer's a gamer, and look it's a lot

(01:26:56):
of my all or a lot of money. It's a
lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
I mean at this point, I mean, he's a pet photographer.
Of course he wants he knows his angles.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Yeah, you're right, Oh yes. Meanwhile, uh, Dale says Jonathan
makes more sense strategically than Keith. So now they're starting
to pair off. They're all like, and you know what,
He's right because you want it because Jonathan is more fit.
Jonathan could win challenges. They've won challenges. Keith and Kathy

(01:27:26):
aren't gonna win any challenges.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
So none of the challenges have been physical, which I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
They're not survivor. They're like looking for the keys and
stuff that they had to run a lot. They did
have to run a lot, and Keith and Kathy have
no physical there's no there's no sexual chemistry. There's like
no But I'm just.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Saying like there's nothing, but they could have, you know,
I mean a lot of them are winning. I mean
Jonathan and Leo won when it was all questions about sex.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Weird, but that's why you got to get rid of them,
because that could happen again.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
It's already yeah, yeah, and Keith, Keith keeps crying. Keith goes,
I'm home. I'm a girl's dad, and then the goals
pulled him aside. They did a galtervention on Keith and yes,
but this galtervention was odd because it was name the
girls that were there. It was not Cat right, they
hate Kat, but it was.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Jess was there. Jess was there, alex And and Bailey. Yeah,
and then when it came down to voting, Jess was like, well,
I can't vote out like happy we voted for Keith
and I was like, well.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
We just did a whole thing about why we want
you to stay. Yeah, you just told him. He was
like that was weird to me. They were like, they
were like, we love that you're a girl dad. You're
you're the dad of the group. Fuck the guys, where
your girl dad. Keith's gotta go. Yeah, they had no
It was so weird to me.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
But I was like, listen, it's very sweet that they
like his energy around and he's kind and he tells
them the truth, and I thought that was great. And
and Kathy is the same way that there the girls
feel like a mother figure around these ladies. I mean
I think she can say like, do you think this
guy's feeding me trash?

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
And Kathy will tell you the truth. So yeah, I
like Kathy around. Meanwhile, it's time to vote, so given
iPads there. I love the sequence Me and the Wells.
It was like the good Fella's hand off of like
a tray with like the iPad of Wells walking. They've
they've really upped their DP game.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, they're being very creative with it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
And they have like and when they had Bailey and
stop motion running across you, that was so hot. No
questions here, Okay, skin off my ass, No skin off
my ass? That is no skin off my ass A
weird thing to say.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Yeah, I think I think Bailey seems cool. In the
Grant season, I was like, she she was so appealing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
You know what she's got improved just gets improved. Cat
gets well when they're allowed to be themselves and they're not.
She was really knowing though she was awful. Yeah, but no,
she's sweet, but she's but she's she likes a toxic
guy dude. Well, dude, dude, dude, I.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Think it probably fits a pattern. I'm there's an involved
with that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Gree to agree, hurts to watch, it hurts to watch.
So then she did Dankey del Mar Dankey del Mar
broke her heart, honey. Meanwhile Dale gets to pick. They
did it. It was down to Dale because he's top man,
and he was like, we see a flashback of how
much Jonathan.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Sucks, which is great.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Anyways, there was not even any humming and hogs like
Jonathan's gotta go. I picked Keith. It's just like there
was no there was no this is a hard pick.
I think I'm close with Everyone was like fuck you Jonathan. Yeah,
he's a cold hearted killer, that Dale Dale.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Dale has played this game probably better than.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Anybody I know. He he. He tried to get at
it with what's her name, Sean's girl, who was like
chick with too many and Alas, who was like, I'm
gonna leave here with my integrity attack fuck you snakes
in the grasses. I love if they called her out
all y'all, Okay, they're gonna see Dankey del Mara Marlago,

(01:31:13):
Danky del Marlago.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
He would never perform there.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
So then we have so then so then this is
when I thought the end of the show was, and
it was just have done going.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Eighteen more minutes because I was at this point home
now it's five thirty in the morning, I'm like, okay,
Leah starts crying. They have dolls with knives in the back, yes,
and love this It's day nineteen. I wanted to stab
one of them. I just wanted to see how it
would feel to stab one of those, Like, I mean,
it was so smart.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
So they put up all of these scare scarecrows and
then they asked really smart questions because they were they
were really good because you could be like, oh yeah
that person, Like they really fed on everyone's insecurity and
it was really well done.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
I kind of wished they didn't reveal the stabs until
all of the questions.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Yeah, yeo.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
I feel like that would have made it probably a
little less like personal with you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
But I feel like they wanted people to start playing
from emotion. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Well, I also thought it was interesting like the first
person or the first two, well, they go up and
they stab, and then everyone else goes, I'll just stab
that one too.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Yes, I kind of like I liked the idea of
the actual knife, like that's it's a good image. But
I felt like all were in agreement. Yeah, I felt
like I felt like if it was like Lemmings stab
stabbing life.

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
I felt like if they just like had to like
put a piece of paper, everybody would have said someone different.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
There, or if they didn't see if you had your own,
if you were in your own all, your own little
tiny dog, your own a little booboo that you got
to stab, Yeah, that you didn't know what everybody else
was stabbing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
When they initially introduced the idea, I thought they were
going to have like quotes from people that they had said.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
About other people. Okay, danky, danky, Delmars guys hit me up, Okay,
oh wow hell yeah. So then they had Alex and
Andrew were the most childish. And Andrew was number one.

(01:33:20):
They said he was the one Kat has trust issues
and is codependent I mean dal Rose ceremony, Yes, yeah, yeah,
Keith secret ex is Jeremy on the most secrets is Alex?
Did that surprise you?

Speaker 7 (01:33:36):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
No? Why because she's doesn't really reveal that much. She's
so like pleasing, She's such a people pleaser, a sweetheart
that you know that it's because like she's thirty, she's
lived a life, she's got other negative parts, but you're
just seeing like a curious It does portray herself really young.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
Then there's who's here more for money than love of Jeremy?
Of course obviously everyone knows. Right then there were lightning strikes.
They had to go inside. Keith Keith Uh, He's like,
you know what I'm gonna I want to stay. I
want to stay. I want to stay and he so,

(01:34:19):
so he's talking to Kathy and he says, I'm going
to vote for myself, but I feel like I've watched
this for the next voting. Yes, He's like, I've seen
every season ever about Sharp Paradise fascinating. That's a lot.
And he's like, and I'm here in love wins and
and so then Kathy that was kind Who could use
the money the most? Alex? He said, some people have money.

(01:34:42):
Alex has a lot of student loans. She could that's
a lot of money she could pay off her loans.
I was like, that's good for Kathy. She's pragmatic. Andrew
and Alex are safe because they have the lowest stabs
even though they looked like they were to have the
highest stabs.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
That was fun twist.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
So here we go into the next coming up next week,
it's the final episode. It's the last rose ceremony. The uh,
the Parliament of Paradise comes back and and you have
to either choose love. If you choose love, you don't
get the money. So it's money or love. Fun twist.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
They had to. They seem so shocked. I'm like, you
had to know that. Obviously win best couple and five hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Thousand, but also like, does each person like so if
three of us all choose money, do we all get
five hundred?

Speaker 6 (01:35:34):
Care?

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
You and I won Whitney, and I think we would
have gotten really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
I think we would have Oh you guys, would you
would have gone camping. He would have set it up
for you. I would have no, he would have held
me and go it's okay. He would have done that.
He would have held you. He would have he wouldn't
have yelled at I would have just been sitting and
drinking the wine. Set it up. You guys would have
been cute, great, okay, so danky. So you guys made

(01:35:59):
it to about daking. Damar and and the People's Princess.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
So we win and then we both get to vote. Now,
are we going to keep the relationship out of money?
And if we both say money, yeah, then I think
we split the money. But if I say the money,
you say the relationship, I take the money.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Oh but wait a minute. But if you both say that,
but if you both say the money, do you have
to break up?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Well, I mean you can. I don't know what other
benefit you get for winning other than the money. I
don't know if there's some other type of element and engagement.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
You get a free ring I feel.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
Like you probably get a free ringing. Get that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Yeah, so you either get to go to Neil and
kneel lane or that was the best Jerry trainor who
thought Jerry trainor thought that Neil Lane was a place
where you go and you kneel and propose.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
That's really sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
We love him because I was wondering. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
So, so currently we have justin Spencer.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
We have just Alex and Andrew Daleen Cat.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
And then Keith and Kathy and Jeremy and Jeremy and
Jeremy and Bailey. So and we know that there's the
vote out this evening that we will, it will go down,
so then it'll be down to two. Two couples are
going to be okay, then we're down to three. So
the question who are the three left?

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Okay? Great question whoa okay, I'm taking over? Should we no?
I like this? Should we take a quick break? Come back?
And everybody saying who are the three left? How did
they decide the winner? Are they gonna take the money
or not? And then we're gonna do I'm gonna know
who got engaged? Review of the week? The money? Okay? Great,

(01:37:49):
and we're back. What were you guys talking about? Break?
I missed it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
We were just discussing what the preview was for next week.
So they bring the Parliament of Paradise Paradise Okay, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Love that we have to keep saying, the Parliament of Paradise. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
And they Sean says a whole bunch of bad things
about Cat, and I said, so, does does that mean
Cat and Dale fall apart?

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Or is it a misdirect?

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
And and Paul and Katie sort.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Of think it's it's misdirect. You think they're still together? Well,
I think they're going to come back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Stronger from I think I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Coming in here, but then I met you, and you're
my person. This is Kat and Dye.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a hero.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Okay. So he's like, I have a hero. Okay. So
who do you think the final three couples will be?
I'm going to have some fun here.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
I think it's I wanted to be Kathy and Keith
because I think it's unexpected. Yes, I think it'll be
Jess and Spencer.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
You don't think they have a target on their backs
because they've been together the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
But I think she's telling them that she's worried now,
so maybe there's something there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
And then and then I think it's Andrew and Alex
are safe.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
Andrew and Alex are safe. And then who I think?
I think somehow or another, Keith and Kathy walk away
with the money.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
I would love that. I think Bailey and I don't
know anything I'm gonna say because he's such I feel
like Bailey and Jeremy aren't get engaged because I know
they're still together, and I feel like me see like,
I think he knows he's going to get engaged. We
know he's willing to get engaged. I think that he

(01:39:35):
knows it will keep him, yeah, with higher like status
in this franchise, if he proposes and it proves like
I showed you it wasn't about Susie. I think he's
enough of a douche that he will propose.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
But I think he could propose and then because I
think you can still have like two people get engaged
and one person get the money.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
But he wasn't in the final three.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Oh mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
I think he proposes on air. Okay. I think he's
enough of a piece of ship that he can make
it to the final three. Okay, so it would be Kathy,
Keith and Kathy, Alex and Andrew so not so then
that would it be not Okay, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
I think it's alexandrews Alex and Andrew. So for the
other two, the ones that are gonna get it's gonna
be Justin Spencer.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
You think so and Dale and Kat You think those
are gonna be the three left?

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
Yeah, they're gonna be the three left.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Because no, let's think about it, because if the parliament's
coming back, do they get to vote who the three left?

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
I'm actually wondering that and that would be super fucked
up if they're the one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
Who's coming back. We have we have we have Captain
Cam and Faith. It looks like we have Sean and
Alisha who they were going back to Tampa. Yeah, who
was the third one? Who was the third one? It's
gonna be Leah and Jonathan? Okay, right, So so they
would vote out Dale? Yeah, and then who would he

(01:41:00):
would also vote out Dale?

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
Would be what's I don't think they're gonna have voting capacity.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
I think they're just going to talk. Ah. The part
of airing of the grievances. Who do you think is
gonna win the money, Paul or are they gonna take
the money or the love? I think Justin Spencer are
gonna win, and then they're gonna they're gonna both think they're.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Gonna only allow one because in Bachelor in Paradise, like
there could be three people to get engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
But I think for the money to get towards the money,
I think Justin Spencer are gonna get it, and I
think they're gonna both say no to the money, and
then I think they're gonna split the money.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
That's why the games, the game element of it is
going to reduce it to one couple regardless of.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Okay, what do you think, Katie, I don't know because
I mean, like we said, we don't really know how
it's gonna work.

Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
Yeah, and so that makes it really hard to decide.
I think Keith and Kathy will be at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Yes, do you think they're gonna win? I? Well, I'm
gonna say the three Keith and Kathy. He would never take.
He wouldn't allow them to be the final would self
eliminate and let a kid go for the money.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
I just wonder who would what voting block is gonna
and what voting strategy does that happen? I just wonder.
I don't think it's impossible, but I wonder.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
But now really looking forward to next week, Yes, I
want to know the answer. First show, Like I said,
I fell asleep for the first like four episodes. It
got interesting. I like, actually like, oh, what's gonna happ Okay, So,
so you think Kathy and Keith we knew Alex Andrews
and I think justin Spencer, Okay, I think I think
whatever happens.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
With the Parliament Paradise like it's going it might screw
over Cat and Tail not saying they're going to break
up necessarily.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
But I think people against them.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
Yeah, yeah, I think because because they're they're both have
been a bit horrible independently and together they seem like
a good match, but.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
There they haven't played played nice. And then Bailey and Jeremy,
I just like, I think the Spencer of it all.
I mean that, the Susie of it all. Yeah, I think. Yeah, Well,
here we go, we've spoken. Will you help us? Will
you help us pick a review of the week? And
what will the beginning tell us? Miss Whitney?

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
What book they're going to get a copy of? How
Freaking Romantic by Emily?

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Yeah? Great, Audrey's best friend. Great, I'm Audrey's best friend. Here,
Audrey's good friend. Number friend. You're one through three? Yeah,
okay here it's down to two reviews and you can
you can be in the running next week for the
final book giveaway. Yes, okay, five stars, Brooke A B. Thanks.

(01:43:37):
I always listen to the pod, but only tuned into
Bachelor in Paradise this week so I could finally put
some forgotten names to the forgotten faces. What of revelation?
Jeremy is the forty threeest looking thirty year old. The
much discussed hotness of Jonathan was a real huh. I'm here.

(01:43:58):
I'm very worried about everyone's son. Ex also no to
the show, making me think about the stale musky smell
in those hotel rooms where sweaty people are rotting in
bed and leaving alcohol from their poores. Love you all,
that's a good review.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
That's a good review, okay, versus this one? Five stars
Love Love Love from Courtney are from Buffalo. I watched
the Bachelor franchise just so I can hear this podcast
and laugh along. Each week I try to pick out
what Arden will comment on. This past episode has so
many quotes I cannot wait. Brian saying what phone call
as he lies to everyone had me crying and dying

(01:44:35):
to hear the pod this week five stars okay, five
stars forty threeest or what phone call? Whitney forty threeest? Okay, agreed?

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Anytime we can look on Jeremy's age is okay.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Well, we loved your thing, Courtney, are but we the
winner this week and you're gonna get a copy of
the book. Email us, we'll send public. We'll send books
to both. Okay, both of you guys are going to
get books. Email us brook Ab email us Courtney are
from Buffalo. You both will be getting reviews of the
and you'll be getting the book. Isn't it romale? Freaking
house freaking romantic? And that will be okay. So now

(01:45:07):
we have a post of the week where you're gonna get. Now,
you got your.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
Sleep crown, I got my sleep ground.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Tell us about it. Falling in love?

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
You know, I do love it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Tell me everything.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
I always used to put a T shirt over my
eyes when I slept, yes, and this is this is
still looks yes.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
It still looks yes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
And when it slides off your face and you just
kind of cuddle it, you go, that's not bad either.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
I love when it is, like if I've had a
really rough night sleep and the sun is starting to
come in the window and I was like, I don't
want this sun there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
Yeah, and I stick that on my face. It's and
I am blacked out. I am travel with it. I
use it as a would be. But then when I
do when my when my sleep mask has gone away,
when I jam it on my face, I'm like a
hotel room. In between that and my mitten forget it,
forget it. Okay, Okay, here we go. Here are this

(01:46:03):
is to if you want your the longest podcast. I'm
so sorry. We got hot, you guys, we got hot
and was covered. We also had it's a penultimate episode.
We also I went to the r and we went
to New York. Sorry for the length, everyone, Thank you
for your time, Thank you for your service, Thank you
all for your service. Okay, here we go. I'll read
the emails next week. Okay, here we go. Here's our review.

(01:46:26):
Here's in the running for the post of the week.
And you can do at hosey A H O S
S and I E h h h and you could
do it. You can d M r on uh you
get it. You guys, get it. Do it? Okay hash Okay, okay,
we have to here. Okay, So we have two in
the running. I don't know who it's from, but I

(01:46:46):
will okap from Kim Love's Chips. Okay, chips, I also
love chips. We have two. Kathy going head on towards
certain danger arm with nothing but a handheld bug zapper
is honestly the most relatable the show has ever been,
A close to second being Kat's unhinged panic attack over
the plague of locusts that descended upon the camp. Agreed,
I gree to agree. We also have Keith is losing

(01:47:09):
it because he's been away from his kids for two weeks.
I'm not saying that I want a two week vacation
away from my kids, but I'm not not saying that
I wanted to weak vacation away for my kids either. Relatable.
We like that. Okay, so then we have missus right,
a girl without a cat. The chiron said big stick
energy when Jeremy was holding that stick. Why didn't say
micro being energy when Jonathan was holding that tzweansy hammer.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
The left some money on the table.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Pretty good, Cat's pretty good. This is from Rachel Delanne.
I don't think there were any flies. I think Kat
just want an excuse to smack Dale.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
Oh can I just say in the very beginning opening, yeah,
did you have a thing when you did the live
show where you would like slap a person.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
With the tortilla and then they were doing it open? Yeah,
Yeah they did it, and they do it to Jonathan.
People hate Jathy it all right? Those are the three,
Those are the four that are in the running. This week,
I'm going to say micro peen and kids vacation. Sure, Okay, great,
So we have down to Kim Love's chips at KP
Keith losing it because he's been away for his kids

(01:48:15):
for two weeks. I'm not saying that I wanted to
weak vacation away from my kids. But I'm not not
saying that I wanted to vacation away from my kids
or missus ride a Girl without Attack. The Kyrents saying
big streak energy when Jeremy was holding that stick. Why
didn't say micro peen energy when all of them was
holding that TCVC hammer. Okay, kids vacation or micropeane, I'm
micro peening micro I mean you can't go wrong with that.
You win, Missus RD Girl without Attack. Email us your

(01:48:36):
mailing address at Rosepodcasts at gmail dot com. You guys,
I'm so sorry it took so long. I was up
so late, but guess what. I'm back. I have glitter
on my face and thank you for lipstick and say lipstics,
thank you for service. What would you like to promote?
What would you like to promote? What's your what's your
lea Boo boo account La boo Boo Travel Travel Boo

(01:48:56):
Boo Travel Adventures, La Boo Boo Travel Adventures. She's about
to go to Toronto. That's fun. She's gonna go to New York.
Is she your top la boo boo.

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
No, Okay, I have different ones for different purses. Okay,
this one I just think looks nice with the brown.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
You're a very good packer. Two. I know that I
am a great packer. Teach a class I would love.
I feel like we need to have Brendan and Bill
teach bachelor like like bachelor school people on stage, and
then I teach how to get cast in a reality
And then I think we need you to do a
packing segment where we have somebody bring somebody has a trip,

(01:49:34):
they bring the contents of the Words Ofbe that they want,
and you help them sort it out and fold it.
I mean, it's a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
My husband brings like, he'll pack a suitcase and I go, okay,
give it to me, and I unpack it, put it
back together, and I go, all right, you got half
a suitcase left to add.

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
And it's the same amount of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I
just read listen. I utilize every space possible. Are you
folded in cubes. Imari condo depends on what it is.
I mean, you got underwear, you gotta put it inside
a shoe. You got tons of room, lots of places
to put stuff. Okay, great, you guys, thank you. I'm

(01:50:06):
sorry it went on so long. I also want to say,
think about Love Island next summer.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Look, I'm just saying that we could do once a week.
I'm saying that I'm down to do it. I'm going
to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:21):
It is the only issue. The issue is the time
commitment every day. It's the problem of watching it five
days a week. It's not doing the podcast, it's having
to watch it five days.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
Watch the show so that I want to I understand.
Look you about Love is Blind you guy, It's only
it's not. I think we need like a weekly thing.
And I know what the kids are watching. The kids
are that's what they're watching. Look, you got to go
with the times. Does that mean everyone has peacock? Yes,
I do. I watched. But we could also we could
set rules of where where we get some diehards in

(01:50:53):
who watch everyone. But then we could assign an episode
for somebody to come to. We can tell you think
we have to watch the show to know if though
I'm going to watch, I'm gonna watch it, watch it okay,
And I feel like there's a lot of people that watch,
and then we could also be like if somebody wants
to come and just talk, like you can watch the
recap in one episode. If somebody doesn't want to commit.
I just think unfortunately, we got to go with the times,

(01:51:15):
and I think that's what people are doing next summer. Well.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
I think it'll also be interesting if the ratings are
bad for this and if they get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
I want to know what ABC is go. I just
what's gonna happen with Golden something. But since they filmed
with that piece of shit, they filmed with him and
they're passing, people say like literally boycott Golden Patch. So
that's where I'm just really, I just want to get
ahead of the game now because I love doing it,
and that's what is a smart girl. I Unfortunately, that's
what's in the zeitguys, So I'm down to do it.
Whoever's with me, Great, you don't have to watch every episode.

(01:51:43):
I'm just saying you don't have to watch every episode,
and I can give you the recaps and then I think,
I unfortunately that's the reality of what people are watching.
But there might even be something new. But look, I
I would be thrilled if it was something else. Like
if I'm filming Burt again next summer, There's no way
I can watch fifteen hours. I can't do it. So
like I'm just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
I'm just saying I told you I have I think
I spend like seven days and I made it through
half the first episode.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
I'm just saying I don't know. I'm just throwing it
out there that I'm willing to put it into the
franchise because it's the reality of what people are talking about,
because I don't want to say it in advance because
I don't want the podcast to die and if this
franchise dies, so I want to warn people in advance.
So I'm thinking of doing that. Smart Okay it okay,
until next time. What do you want to promote? Oh?
I think we know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
Yeah, of course, I've got.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
Danky del mar Ma called Danky del mar Oh my god,
where can people get it? And when does it drop?

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
It drops in the next few weeks, So where.

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
Can people find you on Instagram? So they know how
to forget it?

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
Paul d A n k E.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
Can you make a Danky del mar? If not, I
probably will. Yeah, an Instagram account. Stanky Danky needs to
be the title track, right, Yeah, sanky dank a bramek. Okay,
what do you want to promo? O? Katie?

Speaker 5 (01:52:59):
As always, Please adopt or foster from your local shelter
if you're in LA. Three organizations I want to shout
out a Shy Club, Rescue Foster South LA and Dog Coalition.
They're all run by really great people who really know
the dogs and they can help set you up. Whether
you want adopt or foster with a dog, they will
fit your life.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Though. I want to say, there's a lot of kittens
right now and there's nothing more fun than a cat. Yeah,
except for a dog, and so they're equal. They're equal.
Just adopt an animal. I saw bunny in the park
the other day. They're adorable. Yeah, we have a me too,
lots of different animals. Okay, until next time. I've taken
enough of your time, and I thank you. I got
hot and I've lost perspective. Thank you so much until

(01:53:37):
next bye?

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
Oh yeah, you want to get all you Tonight feels
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