"GUCCI, GUCCI, GOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio?
Oh my god, I think we're somewhere. Where are we
on Love Isolet?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I feel like we're now doing the Violet, but not
quite as morning and they're hiding the old hell welcome

(00:39):
to another episode said, this is my name is Ard
Maria coming to you from a very bougie hotel in Atlanta,
and my microphone is not working, so it's going to
be echoey.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
But your girl's doing her best. Here we are. Bachelor
in Paradise reboot trees to get everyone's thoughts on the reboot,
I say, I know there's new producers. Did they to
Love Island? Because it sure feels like they're trying to
do Love Island. I feel like there's gonna be recouplings happening,

(01:10):
just to guess, like how they do. I feel like
there's gonna be maybe I'm one. The Cash Prize is
also combining Love Island and the one that Nikki Glacier hosts.
What is that called? Oh that's Wayne Island. They're just
ABC's panicking and they're just throwing all the like your

(01:31):
horny for this, I'm surprised you might do it? Like
a Love is Blind situation coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I've never watched Love Island, but I was gonna ask you, guys,
is this like more?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
This looks Love Island is very poppy. It's like bubblegum.
That's what this is like. Yeah, it inserts.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Everything is so different.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
And I've never seen I've never seen a second of
Love Island. But as soon as this show started, I said,
this island.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
That's what I said.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
I we're doing the same exact thing. I'm never I've
seeing what my girlfriend is watching or with like a
partner is watching.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
But like, it's good that we've never watched it and
we should all keep it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Though I've watched it. I've watched it.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
And I've watched it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Now i've watched it. It's similar. It's quite honestly, Leve
Island is sort of a little bit. It's a little
to me, a little more boring sometimes because it's six
nights a week, it's a huge commitment. Yeah, yeah, that
fights a week. But as an audience member you get
to vote and participate. But there's a fash prize at

(02:34):
the end, which they've now added. Let me just introduce
my guests. I'm gonna start with the man that I
know loves Paradise. I'm gott to say he's a Paradise expert.
He truly only watches the show to get to Paradise.
He's been excited to see all these people all apply it.

(02:55):
And I know that he's gonna have feelings about the
redo of the program. You know him from Twisted Metal,
you know him from Uh, what is it Scott's never seen?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Is that good? Scott hasn't seen?

Speaker 7 (03:08):
Scott has not seen and uh and honestly, you just know.
I'm like, because he's completely won all of you over.
I'm gonna call him the King of the Beach, Kang
of the Beach. On the podcast Ladies and Gentlemen, Sean diston.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Wow, I'm here, I'm back. I gotta say I love
the beach. But something about this beach is scaring me.
I feel like I'm entering a horror movie. I'm so afraid.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
You should be afraid, even like Hannah Brown looks like
what am I doing here?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, he didn't greet anyone. There's no greeting of like, hey,
you excited, what are you hoping for?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Like?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, they changed up everything.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Like normally Jesse has to like insult his body, ask
the guys what they're doing to work out talking about
being a dad bud. He has to like oggle the
guys and he.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Why do we think? Why do we think they didn't
do the intro?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Like that's what I'm Love Island does they bring Love Island.
They bring in in like monster trucks. They come in
in different forms, they come in different kinds of vehicles
like minmos, dune buggies, suburbans, like motorcycles. This is fully
ripping off Love Island and there's no Adriautomatics doesn't greet
them like so they're I'm sure, I'm jarred.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I am jarred, I'm unmoored arden. I am completely just
off kilter. I don't know what to expect. This is
going to be crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I can't wait to see what it looks like when
the goldens come in and it looks like there's a
little cross pollination. We saw it was a gal and
a guys.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
We saw some sort of kiss like a shot.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Was it Leslie?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
We saw Dale kissing somebody, which is who we all
thought would kiss somebody older.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I feel like Jeremy's the horny is and Jeremy's the
most likely. Okay, also with us today, I believe this
is a man. Have you gone to Paradise with us before?
I can't remember. I feel like you've been to meet
in but you've never gone to paradise. And you're kind
of meeting paradise. If like, if you had never heard
of Chris Jenner before, and you know what she looks like,

(05:19):
but you just met her now, you just met her
this month.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
You don't know the whole story.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
You don't know the face. You don't know the face
on the face that's just half this. Yeah, the face
got like three went to a really weird Beverly Hills
plastic surgeon and it looks kind of like their old face,
like it's you see it in there, but it's refreshed.
It's twenty now, even though it's seventy.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Something isn't quite right.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I can tell right.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You know him? You know him from Grand Crew. You
know him? And what is the new title of your
incredible show?

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Uh, which the game show comedian Clash and then also
going to be stand a show and drop out crowd
control that.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
So many class, so many ces comedian.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
And you're the king, You are the King of Dropout
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Horny Poll Inspector Jack.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Keith, Yes, hello, Hello, Oh gosh.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
How are you feeling to be somewhere on an island
somewhere me?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, I feel I feel I feel great. This feels
so polished and bubbly. Yeah, and I hated large portions
of it.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Great, totally agree. Normally, I love it. This was very weird.
I have a few thoughts. Okay, also with us now,
doctor Banana is off living her life in Europe, but
she'll be back next week. And uh so with us
today is doctor kt money, KT money, Levine kt money.

(07:00):
What did you think of the reboot?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I felt the same way where I was just like,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Think I like this.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
It's too different. I mean really, like I said, I
was like, I've never seen love Island, but this is
love Island. Like I can tell.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
It feels like you're going to Thanksgiving and your uncle
just learned the word riz and as you can thin
get a lot. Yeah, it was weird. Everybody, it's weird, annoying. Oh,
they're so intentional. We get it, the intentionality.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, there's a couple of buzzwords. I've already noticed this
season intentional and intentionality is one and then the other
one is I know they've learned from Love Island or
those UK shows banter.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
They're all talking about.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
How their banter is good, right, Yeah, Like, why are
you guys talking like that?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Now, you're right?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Banterer is a love Bancher is a Love Island. Oh
the og Love Island, the UK. It all feels too
like fake or something now like it. Also, I also
feel like the lighting is better, so I feel like
they are way better, but that to me means that
they're also there's Lacu's with me in Atlanta. I've Got

(08:12):
Stars star has come to the hotel the Little Mitch.
She's hopefully not ripping up every item of furniture in
this nice hotel. I also feel like because the lighting
is better, I feel like there's more the crew is
more obvious while they're filming, like and it felt very

(08:33):
self conscious of like like I feel like there's actually
like a DP now rather than just like hidden cameras.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
And yeah, there was What I liked about Paradise before
was like there was no air conditioning.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
There was a messiness to the show.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yes, that like let it feel a little more real
now it's so polished.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah, just like they're cutting to like fantasy sequences where they.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like fake acting out is bad.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
I was like, they shot this like they production that also.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
That makes it feel so fake. It's like acting out
like Spencer's biggest nightmare. You're now having her kiss and
make out. They're making it was.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Before they kissed in the actual show.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It was weird. It was weird.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
I had to or they like was like, hey, we
did we got something here. This is what we're gonna
go back. Before you go back, we need to shoot.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
But they showed it to the audience before we saw
them kiss.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
So we're like, all right, either they're going to kiss
or they fake kissed for this thing.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And before we get going, I have some exciting news news.
We're going to do a live show. Wow, We're going
to do a live show in New York and we're
going to do it because it's sort of last minute
because I'm going to go to New York. And I
was like, oh my god, I want to do a
live show and I love we don't have like because
we didn't have much time. So this was what's available

(09:57):
but I actually, honestly it's my favorite venue. We're going
to do Union Hall, so.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
It's okay, that's really fun, which.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
We've done when it's one of my favorite ones we've
ever done. It's jams, so we're doing it. The tickets
should be up by the time this goes up, like
because it's messy at Union Like it's jam packed, it's messy.
Is intimate, Well, it's.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Got the old it's got the old Paradise feels.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's it because Bellhouse is really fun, but it's like
a cavern because they're they're owned by the same company,
so it's like the same place, but it's like it's
like the naughty, dirty Cousin. And I'm going to reach
out to Charity and Dotton again and see if they
want to Doctor Banana and I are there. I'm anyone

(10:44):
on the zoom is.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Always may be there, may be there. How you go
in August so but but I'll be coming back from
Portical literally on the eighteenth. Yes, and I could just
like instead of flying just.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Lah, maybe you just do a little layover in New York.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I know, legit. It's going to be so fun. Our
last Union Hall show was so insane.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I can't even imagine an art in an art in
live show talking about the Bachelor.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
It's got to be absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Honestly, time it's the best time, sopid time. So literally,
it's also the cheapest show in talent. It's like cheaper
than a slice of pizza. Fifteen dollars is fifteen dollars
in advance, twenty dollars the door, and then you have
like there's only like ten tickets. So if you want

(11:40):
to get.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Your ticket, you got to get it early, you got to.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Get it now. So it's Union Hall ny dot com.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
And if I if I come, I'm going to show meat.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Oh fuck, going to show meat. So you have to go.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I'm going to be fifteen thousand pounds after hanging out
with Birthpaper, I've never had more whiskey or fried food,
having the best time. I gotta tell you, I'm like,
we're all living wrong. We all need to just be
Burt Krauscher. He's figured it out. He's so fun. You've
never met somebody better at being rich and famous. He
took twenty of us to WWE last night, had the

(12:16):
greatest time. I'm now a huge wrestling fan. It was
Goldberg's last ride.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Wow, Goldberg's last ride. Who I used to watch you
when I was a child in the nineties.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, I haven't watched ye, I can't wait to see it.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
He gave a beautiful speech at the end. Beautiful speech, Yeah,
he was. It was incredible. Well, let's get going here,
we are here, we are the first one. Okay. So
they started with like the flashback of like the beach
just being trashed at the end of Paradise. Yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Do some like hangover kind of thing where it's like, oh,
what happened last night?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yet?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yes, yes, exactly exactly. They've lost the groom. Where's the groom?
We got to find just and Bartha like what the
fuck's happening? Spencer was the first one on Sand. Were
you surprised for Sand with Spencer?

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Now, Jakey's did you watch Gen season?

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Okay, you will have to do a lot of the
comment I skip GEN season.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's fine, and you don't have Honestly, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
But I will say it was interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
He wasn't a big character on it.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Here's here's what I'll say.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Secondary guy, I feel.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Like all the men that showed up first and this
seems different than last season's.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
They all felt like secondary characters.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
They were like ultimately, what I see in other Paradise
seasons is like, oh, we get a bunch of the
stars on the beach, and then when they're like bringing
in the other guys to like tempt the women, they
bring in these secondary characters who aren't that great or
maybe are great. I feel like they set all these
guys up to fail. They brought all the like I'll.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Tell you though. Surprisingly two of the early guys were
main characters, really John, who was a real duges episode. Yes,
I think he was coasting on being I think he
thinks he's really handsome, yeah, which he is, but he's
aware of it, which makes him to me less handsome.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
And he's also commented, I believe on how short he is.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I think the guys are huge, yea, guys are all huge.
You guys are huge. So I think he's just like
a regular sized.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Guy, which I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's well, he's super handsome, but remember his family kept
talking about how handsome he was, and like, I think
he's like, I'm handsome.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
He's grown up thinking that as whole.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, And I think you want somebody who's a little
bit of a late bloomer. And then like Jeremy got
surprisingly far on the season, who's clearly to me, been
like boning down all over Manhattan. He's just become like,
I'm gonna hook up with this person. But I also like,
I don't want to get two tests because I might
be wanting to funk everybody else in Paradise.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
No, maybe he's saying that. He said that, yeah, three
four times.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, let me ask you, Spencer, Yeah, what did you think?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Arden Like, he is an interesting first character.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I was shocked that he was first. I think I
actually like Spencer. I like that he's a sincere weirdo
that no game could not stop talking. I kind of
like he's a pet portrait person. I like that he
actually seems not cool in a manner that I like.

(15:36):
But very first you would have in my mind it
should be maybe more of a Jonathan who was a
real catch on that mh, you agreed your.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Keys Yeah, no, he's super good. He's goofy and having
him and then like the two ladies joined him afterwards
and it's just be him and they was like, this
motherfucker is chatty. Yeah, yes, it was. It was really
interesting because like I didn't necessarily have an opinion of
him from gen season, you know, outside of I thought

(16:10):
he was just kind of he didn't make it super far.
I thought he was kind of lame. I still think
he's kind of lame, but like it kind of it works.
The cool thing about that is in this setting when
there's multiple people and as we saw in this episode
where you know, they had like everybody was so enamored

(16:30):
when Dale came in, and I was like, it's not
because he's so attractive, it's because you're all fourteen years
old and he's an adult and.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, he's thirty six. They cannot believe, Fine, Salton Pepper
is here.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
He's yeah, no, oh my gosh, a real man.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Is someone from The Golden Bachelor showed up.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
He's going to be the bridge between the two, the
two generations.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Honestly, the guys feel like such boys. That is, like
a guy that actually doesn't though I don't think that's
what I mean.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Why I refreshing.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I think Spencer gets higher. You see, like the guys
that actually are would be happy to just not play
the field like like actually have in some ways more
Cachet and status because there's so there's really none of
he's like the old like it's like him or like
crazy eyes.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
What's his name?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
We have to we got a table, but I want
to say about Spencer. He described himself as a golden Retriever,
which I think has both positive and negative connotations.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
In the dating world.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
But he has fallen into the slot ardent, like I
don't think Jack's you haven't seen Paradise, but like I
think early on in the show, there'll be like a
couple that couples up and they just kind of stay
together the whole show, and then they're kind of the
like commenters of the whole season.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
And I think Spencer and.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
JESSI they're Jadeen, They're Jadeen Tanner.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, I think Spencer and Jess have fallen into the
like we'll be together the whole time, and we'll go
around and talk to people and stir the pot and
so that feels fine to me.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, So then we also have first up, we have
Alex the no drama Lama. I didn't like as much
in this, like I found her to have been affected
by having been on television. We find out that she
doesn't live in Canada. She lives in La.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yes, yes, yes, okay. Is that a move? Do we
think that's a recent move?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yes, I'm sure she probably lives in like the TikTok
hat Like she probably wasn't like that at fyn apartment building.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
She had influencer energy for sure. Here's what I'll say.
Here's what I'll say about Alex. I like Alex. She's
so crazy for this show. Like I think that Alex.
The way Alex talked to these men sent multiple of
them crashing out in this whole episode, Like yes, talking
to Jonathan and being like, oh, I see that weird
white thing under your arm, like the deodorant thing y

(18:59):
you watch Johnah then basically crumble in that.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Moment of like oh my god.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I I also like that she said to him at
the end, you didn't try with me at all? Bro, Yeah,
Oh really that's not the case. It's like I remember
he did that with jen Like maybe he thinks he's
so handsome.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
He just his hands off and come back and he's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I know you're gonna pick me, which they kind of do,
but like like he didn't ever pull her or try
at all.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, I feel like a lot of the guys apparently,
and apparently you didn't have.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
To and it didn't.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yeah he didn't. He was that handsome.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
But Alex Alex just says the zero filter of Alex,
I think is gonna lead to some fun TV. I
think she is. I don't know, you think she's a
little too like I'm now an influencer ardent.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Like she was.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
There was a few times I liked her. I liked
her rambling nervously with Dale. Yeah, yeah, I like I
like there when she's actually authentic. But then I felt
like she was amped up in trying a little harder.
But maybe that's just episode what.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
I didn't catch that as much. I didn't catch that
as much. With Alex. I thought she was you know,
I mean I was, and it was probably the petty
mail in me, but I was annoyed at everybody's reactions
to Dale, so I thought Dale.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Okay, wait, bit Katie, what did you think overall of
Alex and Spencer's arrival? I mean I was.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
I was a little surprised to see Spencer, like because
he didn't feel like that big on the show, you.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Know, wonderful, because I think she's the tallest one besides Dale,
I wonder they were like he'll love cashe because he's
six seven, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
But I agree about Dale. I was just like, who cares?
Like why did they care so much?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Cut to Dale's arrival for a second. Let's yeah, Dale
showing up on a catamaran was or a yacht? He
was on a yacht?

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah, yeah, he.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Goes, I've got a lot of businesses happening, like.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Like what? Like? What is Katie? Can you look up
what his businesses are? Because he was a party city model.
He was taco. He was a party city model.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
What are your pro Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
And then he also had no when he went on
the date with kat who also a little new face
who it is? But she kind of grew I kind
of liked, Like for cat four point zero, I kind
of enjoyed.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, Yeah, she's reinvented herself in a way that's kind
of interesting right now.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I liked her more than I've liked her before. But
and it was relatable. When she got seasick, he didn't
he didn't care at all. He was like, isn't this great?

Speaker 6 (21:37):
And cheeks was out. That's why he ain't care? Is
so funny.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
It's a sports and entertainment host, producer and actor at
United at UTA, former NFL athlete.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Like his business, his business is probably like he got
incorporated as a corporation and he's like, I am.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
A business in the media, a production company specializing filmmaking,
video production, event production, and branded content.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Oh, they specialize in it. Oh, so that they must
be really good.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
They must have good.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
The thing I'll say about Dale is so I know
about Dale from I didn't watch the season that he
was on, but I heard the whole story and I
know a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Like taking hostage and my Claire.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
So when he was talking to Kat, I noticed this
thing where like he asked Kat a question. Kat started
to answer, and he cut her off and then answered
for like three minutes the other he was like, he
was like, so, what have you learned or something about
being in relationships? And then Kat was like, you know,
I think I picked the wrong person. And before she

(22:41):
could even finish, he was like for me, actually, it's like, oh,
I you know, because he's like wanting to recap his story,
like I've just had such a dramatic go It was like, right,
I need Dale to like get a little humbled in
this season, right, he did.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Really, he did need to narrow his he did need
to marry present himself in a manner as not Taco
Dale having been taken hostage by Claire.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Like, yeah, I don't like I'm a sympathetic character who's
actually really sweet and super hot.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Think of that? Did you pick? Did you?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
I mean, I like his whole thing was. I don't
even know if this is necessarily against Dale more than
it is toward just the whole makeup of the show
and the age range at the show, Like you know,
the two people who were talking who were thirty one
and thirty and acting like they were sixty five and ninety.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna that was insane.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
But like so Dale coming in at thirty six and
like I could see him clearly because I'm thirty nine
about to be thirty nine, and I'm like, you're just
you're You're not special. But like him coming in at
that age with all these twenty five, twenty six, twenty
eight year olds as this like the energy that he

(24:02):
holds and I think he knows it. Like like like
I don't look as good as Dale, don't know how
to abs I'm seven inches shorter than he probably is.
But but the energy that he was given, I was like, Oh,
that's the energy that I would give when I'm like,
this is like shooting crabs in a bear.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yeah, you're great. It's grown man energy.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
It's grown man energy, which is so easy with twenty
year olds.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I will say Kat loves grown man energy. She loves
a tired man, which.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I thought was a funny.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
I thought that was yeah, I like that kind of
like she was thought that was funny.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I found her.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
There was a charm this season. There there was a charm.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
It actually seemed like, now, look, can she keep it up?

Speaker 5 (24:43):
No? No, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, he's traditionally a hurricane. But I'm gonna give her
most improved episode one.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, the second she hits a little turmoil, I think
we might see another crash out.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
But second Dale takes some the second someone comes a
hot person comes in with a date card and takes
Dale out that and you know that's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
I want to also say, I also want to say,
like the way they presented the men in this episode,
unlike other seasons, I really do think they kind of
put out the I don't want to call them duds,
but maybe the most insecure men, so that when they
start bringing in the dales of the world, like, yes,
they really exaggerated that, which I thought was like, come

(25:28):
on now, like Hakim cannot handle the beach, like he
needs to go home, Like had he had Hakim, had
Hakim come in like later with like another guy, he
might have been able to enjoy his time there.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
But the pressure, I just I just felt so bad
for him.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
We take a break. Let's let's just cut to Hakim
sa pumping himself up in the bathroom, the pump up
the like the like Christian bale in like Americans.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Oh my god, that's.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Sort of like.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
He needs to sue the editors, like you need to
take them to court, because that was.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
One of the most egregious edits.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
When we come back, I'm just gonna sit throw out.
Let's talk about Bailey and then and then and the
redo of Bailey the Influencer. Let's come back and talk
about Bailey. It's time and we're back, all right, as promised. Uh,

(26:46):
we're talking about Bailey. So Bailey was the influencer, she
had the Bob in the last season. She's coming back
looking bang in. Her booty looks bang in, and she's
got the braids and she looks hot, and the Jeremy
is horning for it, as was who is the other

(27:07):
guy going for bailet? Kyle? Kyle, who's no one?

Speaker 6 (27:12):
And I host nobody even remembered him.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't ever remember even seeing him. Yeah, and he
felt conscious.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Can I say something to that point? So, like from
not watching Paradise, I've seen an episode or two before,
but like this is the first time I've actually watched
it with intent of caring, and like, it was so
interesting to me when he came in as an unknown
that it felt like he was kind of behind the
eight ball because of it. Yeah, and like because in

(27:45):
my mind I would think, like that would put you
more in the forefront, because more people want to get
to know you, and more people and there's no pressure
of like, you know, I'm this person and I have
this baggage. But it felt like that put him behind
the eight ball because people couldn't research him and people
couldn't know he was coming. And I was like, oh,
that's a very interesting part of this show that I
didn't think was a thing.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's a very solid observation. And I'm going to tell
you this. I have a theory because because we've watched
on Patreon, we've watched a lot of like the other World,
like Australia, We've watched so in the past they've had
some people come internationally who were big stars there, and
I think part of it is the influencer of it all.

(28:29):
They don't have enough status to pair off, yeah, but
the high status like it, it's a higher status thing
if you pair off with somebody that got farther or
was more well known as far as like outside of
there and Instagram couple and earning potential.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
I like if part of the reason you went to
the beach was to find someone to build an empire with.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh god, Zoe, it.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Ain't gonna work with a Kyle.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Like I felt like the Kyles of the world work
better when they come in later in this he's in
and they have a little bit of power. Maybe they
didn't get a date date card or something, Oh yeah,
and then it's like, oh, well, Kyle, I want to
get to know more about him. But like to come
in day one is everyone.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
With people who like seemingly all knew each other or
knew of each other or like had a history that
people could go like, oh, I know about that person,
like I know Susie the girlfriend that got the girlfriend
that was broken, Like they know each other, and it
was very weird.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
You're the new transfer and it's not cool to have transfer.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah, like people were it was. It truly felt like
when he first came in, people were clearly like, my
name is Jackies and I'm used to people like what's
his name again, Like this dude's name is.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Kyle and you should be to figure that out.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
It was his name again.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
It also felt like his energy was very like passive,
which I thought, which I thought was maybe just him
like not being confident enough to like or I don't know,
not feeling like he has the cloud enough to like.
I think if someone comes in and they're kind of
unknown but they have like bad boy energy.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
It's even Bryan.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
That's Brian who got cut, who took the car from Jeremy.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yes, that was a shocking clip to see. I did
not see that.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Yeah, and he came in and he was annoying. I
was like, this dude is annoying. I would hate this person.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
So he's but then Zoe's been really annoying.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
She's so annoying.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
They're perfect for each other.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Zoe gives like like growing growing up, we would have
a thing called like when people give poof face where
they're like like they're like it's like they smell something.
They just seems like I was talking to a down
I probably don't we had a great conversation. It's like, no,
you didn't, you didn't. You didn't have a great conversation.
And like, obviously you're hot and you're beautiful, like Y

(30:49):
used the guys picture because you're so hot, But.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Like I think Zoe is in a holding pattern. She
is not the man that Zoe is going to want
to go get with has not showed up right. I
don't want to say about Bailey though, like Bailey on
her season, I do think was like kind.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Of annoying, Like I didn't like.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Her, A very influencer URRII whatever.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I thought she was more likable on the beach, not
like fully likable, but definitely more likable.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
And he was self conscious for the cameras though I
felt like she's trying to rehabilitate how annoying she was.
Did she did say she would wake up do his
selfie and do his selfie on the toilet. That's annoying.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Yeah, I think that was all.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
I think.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Bailey was also the first girl that Haquem tried to
go for and like it, and like she obviously wasn't
with it, like visibly in her face, which is not
her fault and not I'm not holding it against her,
but I think I am, but only because but I'm
not holding against her for how she felt, but I'm
holding against her because like she was the first representation

(31:55):
of oh, everybody here is shallow and she shallow.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Be kind to him like you don't. You don't need
to be you don't need to look at him like
he's less.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Than you, Yeah, which she did. Like he gave she
gave the note. He gave her the note, and I'm
like and she was like what is this? And I'm like,
I'm like, girl, like this whole show is given. Everybody
gives notes, the producers get wide. That's not weird, but
the note, the note.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
But he gave her the note and then he ran off.
It was so it.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
Was I mean, look, I'm not I'm not saying was not.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
I'm saying, like, Hakeem, like I need you to reach
out to me, like, not that I think that. I
just am so I feel so bad for what they
did to you on the show is bad.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
It's bad, Like I can't even think so happy. When
he left, he did his little dance and honestly, a
very impressive jump into the car. Yeah, like, how did
you even get in there?

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Like that?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Which you'll tall ass.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
But there's there's another there's another avenue. I thought he
was in slow motion.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh my god, I wonder I want to reach out
to Hikem and he'll come do the live.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Show with We need to We need to go, brother,
I want.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
To talk to I have a feeling that Hakim is
like a normal, interesting person put into an insane world.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
If we could get Hikeim to come to the live
show with us, will you come to New York.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
I have to give my man Hakim a hug, like, yeah,
I need, I just need to be like, Hakim, it's
not your fault. They put you in a crazy scenario
and then they used literally every single crazy take of
you they could find.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Yeahim, honestly is Hikim is a representation of what all
of us would be if we yea on the island.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Like, I know, but you know what's different though, he
was like really pushing, like towards the end where he's like,
I gotta leave it all out there.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
I think I think around day three I probably.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Would have been like, look, man, I'm just gonna be
eat my chicken fingers, swimming in the pool.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
I'm gonna have a good time. I don't have time
for this anymore.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Like he really made that last dish effort and that
was like this just shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Wonder that was just an edit? Like I wonder if
like them showing all that that last dish effort was
just the first.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Edit he still did talking himself in the mirror, So
you have to have the footage to make the edit,
you know.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Oh when he was like when he was just like
the Alex or something, So what is your relationship with
your parents or whatever?

Speaker 5 (34:34):
I was like, damn, Hakim.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Okay, I have somebody I want to talk about who
I found unbearable. If I most improved to Kat, I
give it just most like really no, no, no, justin this
this one, he was the hachem of his season of

(34:57):
given the faces he ogi had Keeme given like given
face during case then he's now been at the beach twice.
This is his fourth time on this series. He came
in though, so self conscious, having just broken up with
somebody else from fucking who he was whatever her name was,

(35:17):
that he was.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
With Susane, Susie.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It was with Susie. So he can't stop like and
he was such a drip and so like kind of
just like freaking out about being there. Well, you accepted
their invitation, and you clearly don't have another job, so
you've chosen to come on four times. But now you're
being weird about being back. So then you get the date.
You ask out our sweet Lexi you found they we're

(35:44):
both old, we're thirty one and twenty nine. Says she
wanted a baby.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
She's back, Alexi.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
She's so pretty. I'm like, like.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
And she's got she's got a spray tan artist. That
is what's going on with She has a spray tan, right,
I mean they all do.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
As a person who's carrently cooking in a spray tan,
I'm in it. I look nude because I'm like cooking
my spray tan for the week. I literally got a
tan twenty seconds before this. Wow, yeah, she has rush
by the way, the hotel pool that I had, they
had like a DJ for four it's the best hotel,

(36:24):
but they had like a DJ for fourth of July
that you had to get like tickets for so I
didn't get a ticket, so I didn't go. The next day.
They have like white they have like white seated.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Like oh no.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
It literally looked like so I'm like diarya all over.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
The spray tan everywhere everywhere.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Like July fifth, at this hotel pool, it was like
literally somebody had like chat pinto beans there. I'm like,
who bought the white canvas? Oh eat in Atlanta and
this song? And you have like pool DJs and you're
like letting people come to like party in your pool

(37:06):
for like an all you can drink. It was skid
Mark Central.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
Anyway, Yes, oh listen Justin Justin, I oh, what a
drip to show up this many times to the beach
and so dud.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
It felt like he didn't even know what he was
doing there, Like he can't. He's like doesn't even seriously
look like he's gonna try to date anyone. He's just like,
I'm here, they told me to show up. I don't
know what's happening it's.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Matthew McConaughey and days and confused. Do you like that
worked for? Was grocery store Joe who had to go
round with the taxi dermy artists and then got engaged
and married to our gorgeous Canadian icon and queen. However,
I feel like so then he got the date, he
got the date card, he asked out the sky open up.

(37:55):
God got mad, there was lightning. They send them all
back to their air conditioned rooms that we don't even
get to see. Yeah, they're not in bunk beds. They
all get their own rooms.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
These are like regular hotel rooms, which is on Love Island.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Do you get to see in the rooms?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Like is the how Yeah? They all share they all
everyone sleeps in one room. You have to share a
bed the first night.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
That's fucked up.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Back in the day on the UK one, there was
like night vision and they used to just like everybody
boned like all the time and smoked on camera.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Well, I'm happy for these people that get they get
their own rooms as they air conditioning.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
That I think that I what I hope.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
What I hope is that they go back to the
other beach because I just like that vibe better. I
hope that they're here for the Goldens to just not
like make them have to be in Like.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
Yeah, the gold I feel like that's probably a big
reason why, because like the Goldens are like we would
pass away.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, a new owner of the old hotel.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Oh, so maybe they lost the.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Old hotel and get the fuck out of here. What
you've had too many skid marks.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
All over Our pool needs to be drinking place everything.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, somebody got pregnant from the water after you were here.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Okay, I think I think that the fact that Justin
gott A Rose, I just like I kind of thought
he should have gone home.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
I agree, he just is just you can't be there
anymore justice.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
And if you don't have the will to if you
don't have the will to live.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
It seems like he's very depressed.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, he seems so depressed. Yeah, and like so that
he and Lexie. Am I wrong? Guys, be honest with me, Like,
why isn't she a hotter commodity to me? She's very hot?

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Is she not?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I'm not sure. I'm not exactly sure. Why the Hakims
and the you know, some of these guys that went home,
weren't trying to talk to.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Her many seasons back, like, but then we have Jess,
who's a hot commodity. We've got southern southern Jess, Like
why why Jess? And not what's wrong with LEXI?

Speaker 6 (40:09):
I think like I think because Justin came in and
gave her the date card for that first night, which
I'm not if I'm not mistaken, was the first day card,
I think, right, and then a guy reined out. I
think the progression of how these things went was like, oh,

(40:29):
she's taken because because people knew, like, all right, I
can talk to her because it's different than like talking
to somebody. And then they get a day card, but
like they knew they were going to go on their dates.
So like the other dudes were like, what's the point and.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Do you want to be do you want to be
in a love triangle with Justin? Like having seen him
already get done dirty by Rodney?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh right?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
That was that was a really tough tough one.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I feel like, can we talk for a second, backing
up the bus about Jess and for sand what's his.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Name, Sam Spencer.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
We'll start with Jesson Spencer. They're pretty cute. She was
Killain on Joey's season. I found her very natural and likable.
She she didn't seem all contoured up. She seemed kind
of like humbled, a little like she I'm gonna give
her a second most.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Improved act little raspy voice, which I like.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Her raspy voice, her little southern accent's cute.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
She's she reads, is very young.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
And I will say, like, there are people in the
franchise that don't do very well in the main season
when there's like one person to compete over. Yes, and
I feel like Jess and possibly Bailey and some of
these other characters are like so much better on Paradise.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
I didn't even say.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Zoe is, even though I don't quite like so he's
not my favorite person on the beach, But like, yes,
some of these people are more suited to Paradise. And
I think Jess is much more calm and the like
party kind of atmosphere is probably easier for her, a.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Party girl like on Southern like University of Charleston exactly.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I drink, I lose my voice, and then I make
out with the tall guy who wants to talk to
me and be sweet. Yes, I think her and Spencer
will be probably dating a lot.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
This and she got their drama over with early.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Yes, that was a good sign for Spencer.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Yeah, you know is that was That was an interesting
triangle because like as boring as Spencer may seem to
people or whatever, I do remember Sam.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
He's the worst person that's ever been on the show.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Sean, you didn't watch that season, no, but I got.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
A pretty interesting impression of him right away, like him coming.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
On trying to be like he's the most toxic guy
that's so toxic ever been on the series ever.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Wow, he was toxic. He was so toxic. He made
people root for Devin, which ended up being like even worse.
But like he felt like he.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Was emotionally abusive on camera and kind of shamed Jen,
who was afraid of heights. They had like a jump
off the like Seattle Tower, like the space needle, like
like vibe, and she got scared and he basically kind
of like pushed her off the needle, like he kind
of pushed her like whoa, Yeah, he kind of like

(43:36):
it was a little bit of a dick about it
and was not remotely comforting to her having fear like
and was kind of an right.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Yeah, I know he was an asshole. He was an
asshole and yeah, and like the fact that they were
putting them in a love triangle. This is my statement
I'm about to make is unfair. But if she would
have chose Sam over Spencer, from what I know, I
would have lost faith and women. I was like, this
man is the worst fucking person. Please don't choose over

(44:08):
this obviously nicer, more kind person that you have already
like kind of coupled off with. Like I can't.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
I didn't think she was ever gonna pick him. I
think she even said it, like I've never had a
one on one, I've never been in that scenario. I
think like this was her time to get some good
camera time, get get a little date in.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
But the part of the day was not terrible sex.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
I need to take somebody. I need to.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I mean, they had some stage kisses for a fantasy sequence.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
So they go, they go and they do.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
A walk through the jungle.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
These ceremonies are always so funny because I'm like, is
this is this romantic?

Speaker 5 (44:51):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I'm always like, is this kind of like fucked up
that you were having like somebody's culture? Yeah, like Paradise
and like they've gotten some like episode one that's sound
like real, you know, like real people have to have
these American you know, like like come in and then

(45:12):
have like two people wipe off each other's spraytnds of
this spong and then like get horny, look at each
other's eyes and be like now your soul is cleansed. Yeah,
Like like it just felt it just felt like huh,
like how do they feel doing this? Is this? Are they?

Speaker 4 (45:30):
I also I also just feel like the culture stuff
aside is just like all right, well, what are we
gonna do on our day? Well, what if we did
like a TV segment where we sat around and had
people talk to us about their culture? Like I just
don't understand. And one thing I noticed about this episode
of Paradise and the thing that made me kind of
like feel even worse for Hakim is like Hakeem was

(45:52):
like trying to start conversations with people like nobody.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
In a normal way.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Nobody has anything to talk about on the show. They
have zero things to talk about. It's all like vague
conversations about their old relationships. And then just like this
is what I want, And you know, like if it's
gonna happen. It's gonna happen, just like NonStop psychobabble, a
lot of a lot of intentionality.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I want to talk about one of the worst conversations Jonathan.
Jonathan by the way, who I saw grab his dick
numerous really, there's like early shots. He kept pulling and grabbing.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
At his Yeah, yeah, what was going on there?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
And like, which I think might be huge? Like I
think it might be huge.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
He has the makeup of someone that if you told
me had a huge dick, I'd be like, yeah, because
he kept great.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
He kept sitting real spread eagle and like talk it
at his dick, patching, pulling, moving and around and his
tight short talking down his dick.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
If you're aware of it arden watching the show with
his clothes on, it's gotta be.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I'm also not Katie's generally are dick patrol. I'm not
even generally that if I'm like that Katie sometimes if
I clock it, like in the same way, I've never
done cocaine, So if I think you're on coke, you've
been and you don't have stuff up. You know, it

(47:16):
doesn't cross my mind that people buy and do cocaine
because I've never done that.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
I think arden I think if you came up to
me at a party and said, like, hey, I think
like Keys is on coke, Like I would call an
ambulance for Jakeisa.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
For real, if I think you're on cocaine, thinks you're
on cocaine, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I'm clueless. I'm so clueless. So that's me in general.
So if I'm like, I think Jonathan might have a
big dick, you know, he's got like a tennis ball can.
He's said it.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Because he was.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
He was like so uncomfortable, it.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Was tight, it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
He kept tugging down, grabbing it, moving it around in
the heat. And then he like so then he's moving
it around and his dick talking to cat and he
goes so, like, what's your most fun favorite nerdy thing
about you? I saw her panic and I thought this
is a improvise, But then I thought, okay. She actually
came up with the answer where she said if I could,

(48:13):
I would have a hundred cats. That made me like
her more.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
I thought that was a good answer.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I did too, and I was authentic.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Also, I was like, that's a question you asked when
like you want to say the answer, like, what's the
nerdiest thing about you? Well, my nerdiest thing is this,
But I don't even remember what he said.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Did he say anything?

Speaker 6 (48:33):
I don't think so any nerdy he answered, it is.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
My giant dick, what they eat. My nerdiest thing is
that there's not enough powder to get I have so
much powder under my deck.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
My nerdiest thing is that I can pitch a tent
in my pants or I'm like.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Like anyway, they do say that there is a thing
where there are certain herds that just have huge dicks
that you would never hear about, and Jonathan feels like
he's like, well, I'm handsome and I'm nerdy because I
have a huge dick, so I.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Could see because my giant dick, you'd think I wouldn't,
but oh, Jonathan.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I'm not one of the taller guys, but ironically I've
got the biggest dick here.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I saw Jonathan vacillating between extreme confidence and complete like
when Alex clocked him for the like thing like the
deodorant under his arm. I watched him curl up into
a little ball like he got mad that she called
that out. I thought, and I was like, oh, Jonathan,
have a like joke about it. You seem so much
more confident.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
It was I have food in.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
My teeth on every day we've you guys know this.
You called me taken out. I get food. I have
a chip in my chips.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
It just goes there.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You've had. It's like it's like a like a squirrel
like stashing nuts for her. Now, Jacquise, we've all felt
for me. We've looked at many before, We've helped me
pick out. I am not a tidy eater. I know
that so and I get I have to learn to
Like I do feel really ashamed every time it's called out,

(50:16):
but it happens every date, and I have with it.
He I don't think it's ever had food in his teeth.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Yeah, this was a really unfortunate moment.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Having a having a deer chunk was a first for.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
You know, that's so funny.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
You know he's going back to the jails after that.
He's like, yo, I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yes, it's a spray situation.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
For the rest of the season, everyone's gonna be like,
does Jonathan smell a little?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Like what's going on with.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Did look like he's so much a spoong, like he
looks like the most popular guy at sleet week and
is all over his bed.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
I just think Jonathan like, take it in stride, Yeah,
do a little laugh, flick it out of there, because
Alex is the type of person that will laugh.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
I feel like she's ready to laugh about that.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, when he literally never talked to her, she called
him out and he was like, oh really, because I'm
really feeling you. I just thought, John, then you're so
hot and yeah, sweet, but I'm very bored.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I'm very Didn't he do that on the main season
where she was like, oh, I can't tell if you
like me because you literally don't speak to me, and
he goes, oh, I like you?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Like, is he dumb? Is he dumb? Dumb? Maybe he's shy.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Maybe he's just a little socially awkward.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Maybe I think he thinks he's doing more than he is.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
He might just be one of those guys who's never
really hit on a woman because he gets hit on.
He's an attractive guy, like he probably does kind of
get chased, you know, and doesn't necessarily hot.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
He's hot. Yeah, but there was a guy the first
guy had a huge crush on in my life. I
was like, Oh, he's really shy. He's really shy.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
He was born he Yeah, that's that's a big revelation
as a youngster.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
It's shy or boring? Is this.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Nobody gets to know him? Like he's boring.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
That's why I was interested in his answer of what
the nerdiest thing about him is?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Like what was he gonna say? I played D and
D or something.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
He's such a good space his face because he also
kind of looks like a boxer, you know what I mean,
Like he's different, like he has a I love his nose,
like he's structure. He's great looking, he's got great he's
got a great smile. He's nice.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I don't have look I I think that I have
some hope for Jonathan. I think a very very like outgoing,
interesting woman could find Jonathan is like a non threatening,
like I'll be the star of this relationship. He's hot,
and so I feel like he could couple up with
somebody on the beach who's like not needing an interesting guy.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
To be next to them.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Maybe maybe one of them golden bachelorettes.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Oh my god, that would be god, Oh my god.
I feel like they're going to be so horny.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
For him, they're gonna be Let me tell you, I
used to drive party buses and the group, the subgroup
that of of guests that would be the wildest, most party.
I've been offered more drugs and alcohol while driving a
bus from our middle aged white women. Wow, like old

(53:30):
older crowd. Yeah, and the middle age like suburban white
women like parties harder and more than anybody I've ever
fucking seen. And I'm talking even college age kids.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
I'll be real with you. As a person who's toured
as a headlining stand up and who pulls a certain crowd,
the people that want to take me out afterwards and
are the most hammered, it is exactly there. Moms, yeah,
who've got a couple of kids, they've.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Got the babysitter for the night.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Yeah, I'm taking advantage of this time.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Their men look dead in the eyes with them. They
think you're best friends. They're like, this is my best friend.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
Yeah, and they need They.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Are also like, girl, you're crazy. Yeah, you're gonna get crazy,
And I'm like even.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'm excited. I'm excited for it
because I'm gonna be real with you throughout this episode, Yes, sir,
for seventy to eighty percent of it. I was bored.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
You mean for the three hours that it was Yeah,
like seventy episode was longer than The Avengers.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah, crazy long. It was really long. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
And then, like you know, I mean, there's a couple
of moments, like the weird cat fight between uh, Hakeem
and what's his name?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh yeah, but let's take a quick break and we'll
come back and we'll talk about the vanilla cat fight.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I can't go.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I don't know about you, but thing's a getting so
hot in here. I think I got to take I'll
pay your break and we're back. So Hakeem gets into
a fight and Ricky and they're both pursuing Bailey, and
they were no, who are they pursuing?

Speaker 5 (55:33):
I think they were.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Alex.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Ricky was pursuing Alex.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yes, yes, they're both pursuing Alex. But they get into
Oh so they to play this dumb game where people
put their hearts on or their nis on, which is
a very Love Island thing to do. Yes, So, like
the nagative Zo, we got a lot because she only
likes somebody if they're under five to seven or over six.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
A little weird?

Speaker 5 (56:02):
What even what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I think she kind of has a bad personality. I'm
a pick woman and short king. I'm like, okay, so
what about somebody who's like five ten?

Speaker 6 (56:14):
Like, yeah, what about the majority of male kind which
is in between that range?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
So is Zoe's signaling to everyone like yeah, this is
the kind of man. I like, like, actually, I'm queer.
I don't want to be on the show.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah that would be fun. That would be so fun.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
It's like a classic Gabby situation.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Oh my god, Gabby. Can we talk about Gabby for
a second.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Gabby is again Star Turn, Star Turn. She's like her,
I'm like every time I like see anything with her now,
or I'm like, I don't know if like something just
like clicked for you as far as like the complete
one eighty from which on a Bachelor, or if like

(57:03):
they were holding you back so much.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I think she was playing the game on the Bachelor.
I think that there were shades of Gabby on The
Bachelor when she was telling off whatever that guy Wasulton
Culton in the hotel room.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Clayton, Yeah, Clayton. When she was telling him off.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I was like, Okay, she might she might need to
have a podcast, like I remember she was like going
off on him in a.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
Way that was like I like her.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Yeah, I think Traders.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Because her solo her like wrap around Shade, He's the best,
like having none of it.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Gabby.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Gabby is the best thing to come out of the
Bachelor franchise. From by watching, I was agree.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
And then like a star turn on Traders and hers
on her podcast being like show me the money. I
want money, give me money, I want money, and like
talking about it. She and Robbie are so cute.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
They're the best.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
So the best couple that's ever come out of a
Bachelor incredible.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Let's let's talk about a bad couple.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Let's talk about Hakim and uh Ricky.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
They do this thing and somebody gets the most disliked
and then somebody only gets one dislike, and they were saying,
it's better to get more dislikes because then you're not vanilla.
If you only got if nobody did anything, then your vanilla.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
And then one person was saying.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Yeah, and then it's like and then and then they
are trying. They're like showing off in front of like
this was so in front of the girls.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
I don't even know if this is peacocky.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
This was just like two insecure people being absolutely triggered
and not knowing what to do.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Yeah, I mean, I will say, like from my perspective,
like I was if I was going to be on
either one of their size, I was on hikem side.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Ricky was absolutely insane.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
In what fucking world do you walk up to anybody
like you? Vanilla asked person, And.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Ricky was. Ricky was so insecure.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
He saw the writing on the wall, no one was
really into him, and he found someone that he could
make feel smaller than he was feeling.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Yes, and then and.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Then he picked on the weakest one, which is such
a dick movie.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
It's such a like high school move. And then and
then to like also gaslight and be like, no, I
actually wasn't insulting you, and then like to be getting
so angry, Like they both got so angry so quick,
because I was like both of their egos to get air.
I think it was airtime, and I think both of
their egos took a hit and they were both kind

(59:49):
of crashing out and not sure how to like respond,
and it just turned into anger, and you could see
Alex being like, oh my god, both of these men
are insane.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Insane man. I thought King was. I think Hakeem was
more genuine. Oh, I think like, I don't think he was.
I think he was. I think that he would have
had that response in any situation.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Well, I would say, but I would say if Hakeem
was more like confident in his position on the beach,
I think he. I think there's a version of it
that's like, oh you think I'm vanilla, all.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Right, dude, whatever, Like that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Thinking that often the moment maybe would have made him
seem more attractive, but being so triggered by it, I
just was like, oh heik hakm and Ricky need to
go home and call the therapist.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
He was on his back foot the whole like he
never could get Katie, what did you think of the
Hakeem Ricky?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
That was stupid and it made the mouth look so
bad in front of everything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Buddy, Oh, they were both desperate to stay on. I
want to also point out something I noticed, you know,
like the princess treatment thing that's been happening in the
last week online. I feel like there was a three
women that were like Zoe was like, I want the
man to take the lead, and I want to like

(01:01:04):
I want to build basically, it sounded like she was like,
I want a guy to pay for me. I'm the support.
I went like that, like I want the guy to
take he's the lead, I'm the support. I'm want to
build an empire basically, like I want a rich guy.
Then we cat talking about Dale, like I'm going in.
He was taking care of me. I'm a baby, and
I want.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Him to be tired so that we don't actually have
that sex.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Yeah, I don't want to have sex, but I want
him to. It felt a little like I'm just a baby.
He took care of it even though she's like throwing
up and he doesn't notice. And then even Alex is like, oh,
you're a giver. I just want to be princess, like
just go get me the like there's this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Weird what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Brad wifey Like I just like and this is like
what had happened? Did you all notice that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
I mean I feel like it's not totally new to
the franchise. The like I just need someone to be assertive.
But assertive is different than like I need them to
take care of me like it was interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
There was a real I feel like in the culture
more and more there's a real like I just like,
I know a guy likes me if he's just like
completely taking care of Like, I just don't want to work.
I want I want to be just completely taken care of.
Like it's very that's happening everywhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Yeah, I think if Jonathan was presenting as rich, oh yeah,
they would have. They would have loved Jonathan because he's
non threatening. He's like very can be the sidekick, I
can be the center of attention, and he's gonna take
care of me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
And he's rich. He's my silent benefactor basically.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Because Jeremy, I think they think it's rich because he
has the car and he's like a trader or something.
He had. He was the one that like shipped his
car that fucking Brian took ro That's like he might
be at least try to make some money. Like the
New York guys seem a little bit like they're they
might have jobs. I don't know, you're right though, I

(01:02:58):
think I think you're right about And then like Sam, Sam,
it's like, oh, we all have the same value. Sam
such a man. It was like they're all did nobody
watch Sam on the season.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
He's like, that's what I'm saying, y'all did all his
research on everybody else. But like y'all did watch that season?
And he comes to the beach and y'all like, I know, yeah, wait,
can we talk.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Can we talk about Brian for a second? Yes, what's
going on with Brian?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Brian was such a piece of shit on Gen season you. Yeah,
he was the bully who.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Was like he seems like a bull.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
He seems like an eighties like villain where it's like
he shows up to the beach and he's like, I have.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
A bomb underneath Wales's bar and everyone needs.

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
It's like he's supposed to be on Chersey.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yes, he he's he feels kind of like he lives.
He feels like he is like he reminds me a
little bit of like the pizza preneur, you know, like
like what I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Like, I got a business, uh you know, I have
people that are connected to the mafia, but none of them.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Also, he also.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Came in and was like I have perfect skin, and
I was like, bro, you look like milk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Also, he had he came in.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I hate commenting on people's looks, but he came in
with like such a puffy face that was like like
slowly getting less puffy as the episode went on, Like
what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Is it like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Salt the night before? Panic? Like hotel hotel rooms, saw
and blow alcohol? Hangover?

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Yeah, probably a little hangover.

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
So I have a theory. I'm dating again and my
friend says she doesn't like tall guys. She only likes
short king because she feels like tall guys the personality
gets diffused and their whole personality is just tall, like tall,

(01:04:59):
and it gets wretched out if it gets stretched out.
There's like she's like she doesn't, she's And I feel
like a lot of these guys have been diffused, like
they've gotten stretched out and diffused.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
I think you're right in the way that heat rises
to the top. I think dumbness might rise to the
top as well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yes, there's like no there, there's nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
They're just like I felt a little bit of that
with Dale, Like Dale is this tall, hot guy who
like hasn't really had to develop much personality.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
I sometimes I'm like, is it the show?

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Like are they actually talking about things that like people
talk about but it's presented as like these are some
of the most blank human beings. And I do think that, yeah,
Sam or not Sam. Brian is tall, and I bet
there's something like maybe he likes sports or something. But
like there is a like dudness to the tall guys this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yeah, Jonathan has it because his dig stretches him out.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Either you're tall or long and those.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
There's something that's all there's something that's too big on you.
There's something that's just something's one thing's too big. It's personality.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Okay, I think all the guys are dead for the
most part.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Like so for Spencer was kind of again.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
I was just about to say Spencer was. Spencer was
the only one where I was like, he's not just
out here showing off his abs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
He's tall, but he's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
I think he's I think he's deeply nerdy, though he
probably grew up very nerdy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
He might have been tall and really skinny for a while.
He might have been like tall, like you know, like
a Lurch situation.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
There is there is some personality there, and I think
a late bloomer into his or.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
He had a best friend that was three inches taller
than him or something.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
We also wreck kissed Alex. They kissed and she like
was into it, and yeah, yeah, they kissed twice, and
I was surprised at how into it she was.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
I was surprised she kissed him in general, because the
way he was talking to her was like just so
you know, like he was like doing this thing where
he was like pointing in his hand. He was like
just so you know, like I deserve to be liked
and to be honest, like I'm not going to play
the game, like he was being so insane, where I
was like, you know, he's unhinged, like I thought, she

(01:07:21):
kissed him to kind of be like I need to
end this conversation and get out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Yeah, she was into it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
She seemed to you was into it, and it was weird.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Like, yes, I truly you know, I've talked about this
on this show before. Like I do think they all
go to like kiss training or some shit like the
show something, because like all the kisses are all everybody's
a good kisser. Everybody the kisses are all making out.
It's gotten better and I've gone and in my day

(01:07:53):
in life, they've gone better. They've got it's just like
but also like, not all first kisses are all tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Bailey Bailey's kiss whatever that guy was was like that
was like a crazy kid, like you're talking about Jackie's
like these kisses being like extreme for first kisses.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
That was a.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
Crazy cool extreme I'm like, and it was in front
of everybody. It was in front of everybody, including Kyle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Oh yeah, they were just get It was in front
of everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
Yeah, yeah something something I truly that's my biggest theory
is they make them go to kiss training to know
how to kiss on camera?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
Who was it that was kissing with his eyes open?
Was it a game?

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Probably?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Oh no, back in the day and this is the
other season.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
There was it? Oh was it Matt James?

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
I think it was bad James who was like kissing
people and like staring them down like you're gonna love me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Also talk about everybody having ib who had like diarrhea.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Oh, somebody was like I can't drink yeah something because
I have ibs.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Yeah yeah I missed that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Yeah, and then they were like hot girls have yes,
I be sure sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Can we talk about can we talk about uh uh okay?
Wait a minute, wait the oh Hannah Brown and Wells
they barely use that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Not enough Well's content.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I was actually have a bar, like is there a
bar to building? I didn't see Yeah, and there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Were there were, but there were other people behind the bar,
Like it seemed like he's not allowed to serve drinks
or something.

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
Yeah the resort. The resort is fully still booking guests.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Yeah, they were like, no other people are staying here.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
And you guys get the first floor.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
It seemed like he could not be behind the bar,
and they didn't quite know what to do with him.
And I will say it is an illustration of what
I'm not liking about this change. Bachelor in Paradise was
funny and goofy. Yeah, it's like too serious now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Because they but they didn't even have the intro. We
didn't even have the intro.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
That was a ship or.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Is the song gone?

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
I do think so what I do think, like because
I do know the intro, and because like I said,
I've seen episodes of Paradise before, so I am familiar
with the sweaty, gritty yeah vibe of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
The teaky bar. It was like a cheeky bar.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
But I do wonder like because they had to do
like these intros for this first episode that were very
Love Island netflixy. I wondered, like, by episode two, will
they like bring back Yeah, because at that we don't
need intros like that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Yeah, maybe they'll go back and we'll have the song
next episode.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
I'll be pissed if they don't have the song. It's
a huge part of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Can we just talk about the upcoming preview that the
first state is with Gary and Yeah, very sweat and bullets,
sweating bullets.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
These Golden bachelors, these men are going to be sweating.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
It just seems so sweaty out there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
The boys you got from Keith. Keith is going to
sweat his dick off. Also so that Captain Captain Kim
was falling for Kim had like a getting at it
with something.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
I think it was also I think it was also Leslie.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Leslie's a hot come on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Leslie is going to I'll be honest, Like, I could
see a world where Leslie is the one from the
Golden Seasons that like either kisses the younger man.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I like, I could see Leslie and Dale. I could
see Leslie and Dale leaving the beach together.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I agree with you because she's the youngest print, she's
a dancer, she's horny, she's been there three times, and
she's kind of like feels set. She feels like she
would really know what she was doing in the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
She's got missus Robinson energy. That's fun, and I think
I think she's going to have some fun on the beach.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I'm very agree. All right, is there anyone we haven't
touched on so we have? Lexi doesn't want to be
a second choice to Susie. She's free shout.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
I really hope that Lexi finds the like. I think
Lexi is a catch, And yes, it'll probably be someone else.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
On the beach that catches Lexi's eye. I hope more
people are coming. They already showed it to an appreciate
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
More people saying I'm Gucci, I'm Gucci, I'm Gucci. God
to himself, alone alone saying I'm Gucci, I'm Gucci.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
I don't even I can't even wait.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Can I ask you, guys, are there any men from
gen season that you're excited to see because it feels
like they gave us the like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Those were the guys, Those were.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
The best I mean we we've talked about this, like
Jin's season of Men so disappointing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
She got the worst guys.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
You got the worst set of people, and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Jeremy were probably the highest status. That's she got the
real stink. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Wow, they did her, They did her old dirty and
she had the shortest season.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
How about Kyle saying I brought my wedding ring?

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
What was that? What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
He really wanted to be on the Bachelor because he
got cut early? He felt annoying to me? Can we
talk about it? He was just k Kyle hile really
was like trying to get airtime and doing whatever it took.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
I couldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
I couldn't be Yeah, probably because they you know, as
soon as he walked on the beach, people was like,
who the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Who the hell is this guy from Katie season? It's
so long ago.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Who I know?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
At least I found Justin annoying and at least Sam
is gone. Like that's I was so happy he left,
thank god.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
I was like, I cannot watch it. I do not
want to watch anymore episode.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
He's just absolutely atrocious.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
Next they're gonna bring Devin.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Okay, so you imagine.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Have they ever had that, like like people who got
engaged with their relationships didn't work out and then they
were on paradise.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that was such an enemy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Okay, okay, oh you need both of them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Both of them are paradise again.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
Yeah I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I mean we had grocery store Joe and what's the
taxidermy Kendall. Oh yeah, and then he was already he'd
already hooked up with his now bride.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
But she came back as like kind of a stunt.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
I remember, like it felt like they were just like
bring her on the beach to like do some stuff
in the mix.

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
But yeah, well we're.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Gonna take a quick break and when we come back,
we're not gonna do posts of the week this week
because doctor bananas in Europe and she didn't we don't
have them. But but we're gonna pick the review of
the week and you can be able to that person
will get their own Sleep Crown.

Speaker 6 (01:14:51):
Wow, you want a sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Crown and you want to discount. The code is now
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Com you y a t r this the code is
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about to come out, and I've texted Whitney for the

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me off see if I can find that at the break.
But we'll find that, so the winner will so email
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before we pick the review of the week which will
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you're gonna get that mail to you and next week
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posts which is selling Hosea on posts. Okay, before we
do this, who do you think two couples that are

(01:16:28):
going to get engaged young and one couple old? What
do you think not?

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
I think that Jess and Spencer are destined to stay together,
even just out of safety, for the rest of the summer.
And you know, I think I don't know the men
the Golden Men that well, but I like I like
what I see from Gary.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Oh could Gary and possibly I don't know Cat get together.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Oh that would be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
It'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Okay, who is the second young one that you picked?

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I think it's Justin Spencer of the two. Yeah, I
think they probably get engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Wow, Wow, Okay, all right, jack Keys. Aside from Justin Spencer,
who do you think is gonna get engaged? And what
oldie couple?

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
I'm gonna be real with you. There may be a
disappointed answer, but I don't really see it from any
couple right now. I don't see it from any couple
right now, like mine would have been Justin Spencer. You know,
I think I think like Alex can find someone. I

(01:17:46):
don't think that person is on the beach yet, but
I think she is probably like someone who if she
finds someone like she'll be loyal and like be all
in with him. As far as the Goldens, I hope
none of them getting gauge. I hope they all come
and fuck a lot. Bachelor. The Golden Bachelor franchise is

(01:18:06):
such about you know, second chances and like we're oh
so I'm trying to find my new love and I'm like,
all right, yeah, especially after the boring Jones season, I'm like,
you know what, come on and just clap cheeks, like
I want to see y'all party and have fun and

(01:18:27):
like we get to it because we don't get to
see that with like people of that age.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
So yeah, I hope that's their vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Let me can I ask you guys, k is he Rich,
Charles King?

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Charles I can't remember because I'll say this.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
If k is Rich, I could seek and Zoe making
it work.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
I want to I want the guy who you can
build a up.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
You might already have an empire, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Katie, aside from us and aside from Justin Spencer. What
how about this? What man would be willing to propose?
How about that? You don't even need to say with
the woman of the guys. What guy is either desperate
enough for publicity or to getting engaged? What man Dale,

(01:19:19):
Dale Dale.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
No, I think Dale's for the followers.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
But don't you think the publicity with the publicity if
he got.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Engaged, I mean, yeah, maybe Dale then because he would
get Dalen Cat, Daleen Cat any So far, I don't
see any of them like, you know, actually, like what man?

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
You have to pick one man aside from Spencer that
would propose. Not Jonathan, not Jeremy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Dale.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
You can't big John.

Speaker 6 (01:19:56):
You can't pick Jeremy. You can't pick Spencer. You came big,
you can all pig Dale? What man?

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Who else is there? Who else?

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
Brian?

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Brian's not proposing to any everybody else?

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
All right. I'm going to say Dale and somebody because
he wants press.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
I can agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
I'm going to say Gary because he cried a lot.
I think Gary will propose to somebody because he cries
a lot and he's he's a softy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Yeah, Gary's got I'm about to propose energy from the
picture I'm looking at right now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Yeah, Gary's ready to Gary's ready to drop to a
knee at any time. Okay, here we go. Uh, this
is review of the week, So if you want, we're
going to do this every week. So this week you
get both the Sleep Crown and the book. Next week
you'll just get the book. Okay, here we go. Five stars.
Now I don't know the full I can't see some
on my phone the full thing. But five stars of

(01:20:53):
this podcast is I'm going to say better than Star Wars.
I don't know what it says. This is from the movie.
Drop the mic, pick back up again, and drop it again.
This is how funny Arden and her crew are every week,
nice and simple to the point. We love this. I'm
gonna start with one five stars Lisa marge eighty seven

(01:21:14):
best episode. The recent episode with Jack, Keith, Sean and
Lamar was the best. They all come back often.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Come on, that's a good I think we have a
front rounds to say we have a winner runner.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Here's another one five stars. Missing it between seasons, WHICHI fun.
I'm honestly a little embarrassed to say that I've never
viewed this podcast. It is absolutely my favorite, and now
that I'm in between seasons, I find that I'm actially
missing it. I've been watching the Bachelor franchise since season
one when I was in high school, and granted I
missed a few seasons about what brought me back consistently

(01:21:50):
was Bible scripture, tattoos, boobs in the Moonlight, along with
Hilario's guests, Stiller, production team, and perhaps my only real
parasocial friend are in the commentary and breakdown of each
episode is obviously pe in your pants funny, but part
of what makes this so so special is the genuine
hope for love that, despite the Batcher trying to make
the best to make it impossible, arden friends seem to

(01:22:11):
keep leaving in it. It's helped me through many a
lonely place, and I really think there's a sweet spot
for a show about the bachelor and grief that will
accept this. Rose manages to feel perfectly thank you all
for doing the Lord's work. Can't wait to see you
on the beach for Paradise.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
That's an incredible review, almost almost professionally written review.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Review.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
But I have to say I.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Like the one where they said that me and Jackies
and Lamar were okay.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Once once you said that, I tuned. I didn't even
hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Okay, come ahead, Crown, Okay, here we go the winner.
And by the way, I'll put the other one in
the running again next week.

Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
So so you do you actually because you did get
the best written for like AI perfect funny, but so
I'll give it next week when it's with Jim Jeffries.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
But this week five stars. You just won a sleep
and a book. Lisa mar eighty seven best episode. Recent
episode with Jackies, Sean and Lamar was the best up.
They all come back often. Send us your your mailing
address at Rose Podcasts a Gmail. If you want to
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(01:23:32):
August twentieth. It's at seven thirty fifteen dollars in advance
twenty at the door. There won't be any at the
door because there's only ten seats, so it'll jume out
me Anna. Let's just go out on a limb and
say our king, what's his name?

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Game?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
A game?

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
We will all be there to give him a hug.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
It'll be Sean jack Keyes like we just secured the date.
But go on Union Hall NY dot com. That is Wednesday,
August twentieth. I was surprise pop up.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
Show New York in the summer last time. The last
two New York shows we've done have been either in
the Fall or the spring, A nice little New York
summer show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Go out, we can go out the fun, Jack Keith,
what would you like to promote my friend?

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
You know first, it's so good to see you Arden.
Seen'm so happy for you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Thanks. I'm so excited.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
This show is going to be a hey, yeah, I
can't wait. Cannot wait. If you want to watch another show,
I am hosting a show. A release date has not
been exactly out yet, but I do know it's going
to be releasing in September. So for that new show
on Dropout, call Proud Control. It is a subscription network

(01:25:05):
that you have to pay, but it's like five six dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
And there's so much good stuff on there. All those
games episodes come on.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Now wait what did you say? I cut you off.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Oh, I was just saying there's so much good stuff
on Dropout, So I would say, if you want to
see your keys, go for it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
But there's so much other stuff to watch.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
I think it's great stuff. It'll be well, it'll be
worth it, so good. I'm excited about that. It's going
to be. It is drop Out TV's first ever live
studio audience show, so it's gonna be some really fun energy,
really fun out honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
First of one thousand, like You're okay?

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Yes, July thirty, first season two of a show called
Twisted Metal that I wrote and produced is coming out
on Peacock, So check that out. And Makie's Stephanie Beatrice
Big Crazy cast. And I also want to say, Hakim,
if you're listening, find me on social media, like we

(01:26:10):
need to break. I need to give you a hug.
We need to talk about your legal recourse on this
editing team.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
I'm going to reach out to hikem and invite us.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
They did you dirty? My guy?

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
I feel bad for you. I know you're a good guy.
We need Hakim, we need him.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
We need Hakim to go to New York with us.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
And I feel like he would yeah, and he'd have
a great time and we'd love him and we'd be like, Wow, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
A normal human being. You should have been on the
show to begin with.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
I feel he also would not be like nervous and
go to ABC for permission. I feel like he would
just come do it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
He would just come do it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
What does he owe them? He doesn't know them anything
the way they did in that episode.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Owe him. Shit, he's Gucci.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
He's Gucci.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
He's Gucci's. Gucci's Gucci.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Kadie, what would you like to promote my friend?

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adoptor
foster an animal. That's That's the only thing I care about.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Honestly, I'm here with an adopted cat and it's the best.
It's so fun to travel, I mean flying a terrible day,
but what I mean I have my best friend with me.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
Yeah, that's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
John.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Do you have a cat? I do. Her name's Freya.
She's the best.

Speaker 10 (01:27:23):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Okay, Well, until next time, Doctor Banana will be back.
We'll be back up on all the posts. Uh, thanks
for uh dealing with my delays. But I'm sure day
which is so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Yes, and if you need me back this season for Paradise,
I'm willing to hop on zoom at any time if
you need.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
I will be back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Yeah, you'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
Yeah, you love me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Okay, I honestly appreciate the offer, and we'll be taking
you up on it a little sweet Lamar back.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
Yes, we did make sure Lamar is watching.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Please do because he's his What a tender heart. All right,
until next time. Thank you so much. My name is
Arta Marine and goodbye.

Speaker 9 (01:28:15):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
I feels so good.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
I just got one little question to finger out, where you.

Speaker 9 (01:28:27):
Accept this roll? Would you reaccept this roll? Listen to
your word? Who accept this rolls? Liten to your word?

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Will you accept this? Roses a production of iHeartRadio. For
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