"HE LOOOOOOVED THAT COOLER!" w/ Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept This Rose? A production of
iHeart Radios.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Lady is Ladies' Night.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's rainy in the latest Holleen, Yeah, let me on
Calai's Night. Hey bit she goes to cathlad to the house.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
She is serious, Yeah, cat.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Ladies, you guys, I'm dressed like I'm ready for the bachelorette.
You're ready or I'm gonna try to be on Southern Charm.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You should be the next bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Should be the next bachelorette. Ardi should be the next Paschel.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
We've been saying that she doesn't see you know why
I'm going to the.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Box and when I was still married and now I'm corse,
I'm hello, I'll get another episode this Rose. My name
is Arda Maraine. How would you for my bougie garage
in Los Angeles, California. I should be the next bachelorette.
I wanted to say before we are going this is
a very thrilling lineup. But I want to announce I
dressed for our podcast Physician Doctor Banana because I went

(00:58):
down South and she heard about when I was in
Carlston at this like group of like Sororiti girls who
did not work at this boutique. Were shopping, No, they
were shopping.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
So I saw this.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Little jean skirt in the window with a printed on pocket.
You don't need a real pocket, it's gonna bulky up.
So I went to try it on and then they
kept going. They just kept outfitting me.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
And there they're like, girl, that is so yes, yes,
like I should buy this, yes, yes, yes, that.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
South Coast after we did our brochella. When we did
our brochella, so I got these like girls out there were.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Like twenty one to twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
One of them was clearly really is marrying a rich guy.
So they were like outfitting her.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Shock to go.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, she had a huge right. They were outfitting her
to go to Italy, to go to like a Formula
one tour, and then to go to the Vatican. But
they kept well, they.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Kept pulling, they kept ot the Vatican.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
They kept pulling out for me. But I just let them.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I have a whole little rack.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Everything was between forty and eighty dollars and styled me
and I feel like I'm a Southern lady. Now I'm
ready for the Bachelor. I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
This is I have.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Two huge bows on my shoulders. And I'm ready for
either Southern charm or to be the bachelorette.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
And you came in with a large class of iced
tea and I was like, is that sweet tea?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Like, oh, I can't do.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Can I just say the woman talking to me?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Cat? Ladies unite.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is the person I did the very first episode
ever in the kitchen Boobs in the Moonlight. Who I
believe she got married on that podcast? Didn't that lady
marry the Canadian guy? Wasn't she the one that asterid?
Wasn't she Boobs in the Moonlight?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I think came later.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
We have.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I went she was sharing. She was sharing a condo
with her twin. She had a bunch of cats, one
woman named Peanut. I had friendship love. We then sucked
in Eddie at this strageous moment of podcast time. She
is my platonic life partner of the podcast. She is
the host of a brand new, very popular podcast about

(03:12):
sports for women's sports, Her Lights, Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Friend,
My Friend, The star of.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Almost famous.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Writer from One Day at a Time in that nineties
show Aaron.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Fowoy, thank you so happy to be here.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Out okay, Also with this is a woman who just joined.
I'm going to call her the Rookie of the Year.
You're the rookie. You got the title. You've got the rookie.
We've had other rookies this year, we have other newcomers.
You're the rookie. I'm a rookie of You're the rookie
of the year. Oh my god, can I be on
your podcast for being the rookie of the year. Yeah,
some kind of a.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Sport that goes close enough your bat.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, she's our rookie.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Note.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I want you to know we've had Jerry Trainor was
a Rookie of the Year, Doug Benson, Debbie Ryan, Beverly D'Angelo.
But then we all also had We had Lesa Traeger
and Kert Klank were rookies of the year. Then we
had from Real Housewives in New Jersey, Margaret and Joe.
You the wrong bitch, Yeah, you have that, and so

(04:13):
now we subpoenaed the right bitch. It's our rookie of
the year, Ladies and gentleman. She's also the podcast wizard.
I remember she's you were the wizard of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Maggie Austen. Everyone gets a title. You're the wizard Wizard.
You're the wizard. You're the rookie.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You're the rookie in the wizard because you were a
wise wizard. Is it a wizky rook You're you're a
wookie Wookie. It's the Wookie of the Year. Yes, Maggie Lawson,
you know her from psych but you mostly you know
it from being the rookie of Thank you. How does that?
Do you need a jersey?

Speaker 8 (04:48):
I want a jersey, so many extra jerseys. Also your shirt,
which I know they can't see right now.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Tell him it says gay for women's basketball. So I'm obsessed, o'kay.
Also tiny meet obsessed. I'm obsessed with these two women.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh it's all ladies.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
We can speak freely.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Are you with me? Ladies?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
And gentlemen?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
God, that man's sore with me.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
They always leave the toilet set up.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh my god, they're so hairry, y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
They are so hairy.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Ladies, y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
The production team, I'll colly except.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
This Rose Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna Rosanana, Dana mince
Meoreen Jsey Levine. Welcome to the podcast, Doctor Banana and
kt Money, Doctor kt Money Levin.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
Just repeat my name.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
KT money, KT money Levin. You guys good KT money
and Levine. That's it KT money, kt KT money in
quotes kat money, money, money, money money, Levine. Look, somebody's
got to bring home the count. These bows aren't These
bows aren't going to pay for themselves, ladies and you,

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But you know what it is going to pay for itself.
The wooden hot top that got flown to New Zealand
from somewhere in Calabasas. It popped up here we are.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
Do you really think they flied out or do they
source a wooden hot tub everywhere they go?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
That hot top better be fucking sterilized between jizz festivals
because it is that thing. Just starting with Jojo and
what's his name? The first time we saw Luke, did.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You see the initials? It was JoJo's. The initials of
Jojo were on.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
The side of the hot and it says Jojo eighty six,
So I think it's the original hot tub.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I want also to say it's one hundred and ninety
degrees in here, So we're gonna get it. We're gonna
be we have a heart out shortly and we're last
man alive.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Closes up the podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Studio.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
I'm excited for my thick long jeans because I haven't
worn address since I was straight, and I will never
go back.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sure shorts, shorts, I've got white shorts, Irish.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Shorts.

Speaker 9 (07:00):
Really you mean like I'm.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Already gay enough, Katie. I can't roll inlisteners. Maggie's about
the hottest ten of all tens.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
And I roll in with fucking basketball shorts and it's
as gay for women's ball. A barely make eye contact
with her. He didn't even warn me. And I'm gonna
roll in with lesbo basketball shorts. I don't think so, Katie.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
I like the jeans, I like the geens.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
I know it's.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
She can't look at you.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
She's like, I mean she's Jeff started making eye contact
with Padya.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Oh that took four years. It's just very hard to
make eye contact.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man, I still can't make it.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
I'm blessing and okay, so well, whoever, thank you, I appreciated.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
She's in a little black dress.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I listen at the end.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Whoever's alive at the end of this podcast.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
It's not gonna be me.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Bury me in my thix seven.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Bury me in my George. That my dressed George. Okay,
so listen, here we are, we're in all New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
So how are you feeling about the battel rat Erab?
How you feeling?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I need seven more glasses of water to focus here?
You saw here.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I have mixed I have mixed feelings. Okay, I tell us, I, Well,
I mean I like her?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah I don't. I just think, you know, could you.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Make eye contact with her?

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well it's like I.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Know, I like it.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Like you know, I'm cheering for her. I'm rooting for her.
I water to find love.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Absolutely, there's that that thing where you're just like, so,
I just I need it. I need I want her
to like cook for another ten years you find yourself,
get it, get ahold of the mentals.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
And she's too young, Yeah, yeah, she's she's she's.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Got a little like of that damaged. You know, when
you say the word toxic seventeen times and thirty seconds
you're like.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well, and then she still gravitates her, samm You can't
stay toxic. They've all been toxic, simm Can I still
you for a second.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
The common denominator is you. And look we've all been there. Yes,
you like with the heart. You know, we're creepy. We're creepy.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
We all have weird things.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
You just gotta then go, hey, I know I'm gonna
cross the other side of the street. I know how
this ends.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I know how the story is.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You know what I mean, You dip in, you dry
hump at a at a date where you eat no
food and then you get out of there.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah, there was so much empty stomach dry humping in
my twenty thirties and early forties.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yes, so I I'm cheering for I.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Just I'm a big fan of the dry hump. And
I know when guys are on the podcast, they get
mad at me because they say every guy hates about
dry hump. I'm gonna say, for as representing women, I
like a dry hump.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Do they not do they say that?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, they're like, we don't. Here's my petition for guy.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well, we're all gonna get my dick, you know, dip
of dick.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Like they're like, they're like they got over thirty over
twenty four, but what about my dick?

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Animal?

Speaker 6 (10:07):
You're not wrong?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
And also it's like, how is that our problem not
my problem? When your pants break them in half later.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, and she's not even war I think gens.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
And she's like we dead in the eye the eyes
all eye contact in half later.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Wow, wow, Katie, what do you think that rolled out
real quick?

Speaker 9 (10:39):
Needs to at least be some hand stuff?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh what it needs to be like, it needs to
at least be some hand stuff. I mean on like
date one date won a fun little dry hump, very
short one. Maybe a little.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Grind, a little grind, yeah, a little tea, a little
like just to sort of get the GISTs.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
It's almost like a little baby testra and.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
I lose bosh. I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm
dressed southerns.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
My ankles are sweat.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I have jewels like crossing.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm like, I have like fucking like barnacles glued to
each nail.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Okay, so here we go.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
So the guys are cheesing. We're all cheesing, and boy
did they really so if just for those catching up
who don't watch at home, dunt dunt Tom, some fucking
chowed from Boston came on his own dime, allegedly alleged
it was like I r SVP did two weddings, but
I was like fuck all, y'all my girl that I
didn't have the balls to tell I like before, I'm

(11:40):
flying to New Zealand to get some camera time, to
work on like my energy drink, like get some followers
or something.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I got five hundred dollars left on my Discover card.
Li's Max.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
So then she's like, she's like, can I think about
every second? So the guys are all like ye would
cheesing on GYMP nothing could break us down, like literally,
It's like they're like, Okay, this is what we need
you to say now, like we're on a high, all
the good vibes, all these people that hated each other,
fifteen seconds to go, Tonight's the night. And then Jenn's like,
can I steal you for a second? Can I shrug

(12:12):
and I steal you for a second. Listen, there's a
man for my past. Even though I've said every man
I've ever talked to is toxic, he wants he said he's.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
In love with me. I've never heard those words. I
need to think about it.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
And they were like, bitch, what what?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Devn's like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving, you know what, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I don't think I can't stand him. Okay, talk to us. Oh,
I just think he's so gross.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Did you watch last week?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, I up till the point of where they had
it at with each other.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, he had an okay date afterwards.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Okay, I'll cue that up. I was trying to speak.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Watch.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Katie likes Devin, Katie likes seven and Maggie doesn't hate Devin.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I like him.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
Pete Devinson, Pete, he had a good date.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
He had a good date.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, I'll go back and watch.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Are you feeling about Pete Devonson?

Speaker 6 (13:13):
I'm okay with Okay, it's just such a night.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
You got to keep the main thing, the main Thomas
right there, right here, right here.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
You got to keep the main thing, the main thing.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
You got to keep the main thing.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
A lot of blacks, a lot it is.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, he's like, I'm a cowboy.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You got to keep the main thing. Wait, problem with
the Samm Samm, the one, the very intensive per sexual
connection person. The wait, the white man who's sort of
a ginger. Snap, that's like she's.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
The tall guy that she wants to bang.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
You're confused. He's tall. I don't think so is he?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
This guy? This like ginger beer.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, yeah, isn't it. Who knows?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Who can tell?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Who can tell? You were talking about Devon and I
was like, I know.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
You got to keep the thing. Then in so here
she comes in. She comes in in a crazy floral
gown and uh, Matt is like, I'm ready to get engaged.
And she's like, I did not know that he felt
that way, and nobody's ever Matthew.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Matt Matthew love.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
That she called him Matthew multiples like if Anthony, if
I could call Anthony like a full name, I would
do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yes, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Well I used to because.

Speaker 11 (14:38):
Most people just call him by his last name, So
when I would be mad, I would call him by
his last name, and now I just call him by
his last name. Yes, I guess now I could call
Anthony when I'm mad. Yeah, you could do a full name,
a full name, Aaron Stargell. Fully, I'm just guessing.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
That was my civil warning.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
So then so then she's like, look, my ex boyfriend
he came. He's in love with me. He was on
a journey, but she's been more on a journey. Jen's
ahead of me, and they love journey Matthews here tonight
and he needs I need to talk to him. They're like, oh,
Matthew's got an unfair advantage. He's already been there, done that.
Like they're like, oh, so mulletthead is pissed, Mullet Mullet.

(15:23):
Austin is like, this is whack. This is whack, this
is coming out of left field, this is Can we
just discuss his journey at the beginning? Austin at the
beginning of this episode is like, whack was whack? Then
they put him into like a like a sort of halter.
They put him in like a dicky like a flannel
dicky halter, crop halter, like a like a titty top haulter.

(15:49):
I was like, did he do that?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Did he cut the arms off? Like I think he did?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't know think he I think they were like
go to town boys, and he didn't know when to stop.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
And then and you try and do the other like
a like a bib.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
It was like a plaid bib.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
And then and then and then we've all been there.
We're like, I'm about to ge dumped.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I gotta.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Do you Like like he was doing it so fast,
self protected when he didn't get that date, he.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Was really trying to be a farmer.

Speaker 8 (16:22):
Like, oh, like yeah, for a moment I thought maybe
he was, and the samm came in and was like,
I rubbed my farm.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I can do this.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
Oh wait, I would have put Austin in that yeah category,
not at all, not at all, just like the mullet,
but not like.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
He looks great with them all San Diego, Austin, your
nails are exciting.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
Your nails are exciting.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I mean, this is an.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Exciting this is an exciting combo.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Okay, Jeremy's sort of crop top plannel.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Dude, it's right, that's right, so.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
Like just button it up and look insane but so
weird looking.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Every time I see him, I'm like, there's a body
under your porch. Yeah, we feel like that like weird
vibe he does.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
When she caught him the frat boy, I was like,
that's so he's like he's like he's like number eighteen
on the frat call sheet, you know what I mean,
Like he got in because like his dad's a lawyer
or something. But it's not like he's not the social.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Director someone's uncle. Like he's just way too old to be.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:26):
I think she kind of likes him.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I I know what she did, like, did she like,
did she like his Ferrari or something.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
I think she's she's picking up on something about that
whole situation.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I think he flew it in and she was from Miami,
so like, who knows if like you gave around some
flash you know what I mean, if you're like, oh
I like that, I mean look, so then matt So,
then when she went to talk about mattet was, matt
was like, oh no, it is uncool.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
If he days this is whack.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's whack, he said, like I loved it the edit
of the Whack.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
And then and then she's like, look, I appreciate everything you've.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Done, Matthew, but why now?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Why now?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Matthew's like now or never? She's like yeah, She's like
I just didn't know that. He's like, look when you left,
I didn't know I felt that way. And she's like,
He's like, we weren't adults when we met. It was
two months ago, but now we're grown out people. We
can buy lottery tickets. Would you turn twenty three, like
in the last two months?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
How old are they? Twenty five?

Speaker 12 (18:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Twenty seven, twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
He's like, it's hard for me to let it go,
and she's like, I'm torn. So then Grant Jess was right,
the voice of reason. Devon's outside pissed, Grant talks him down. Grant,
I like him. Grant, I your podcast host who's a
new Southern bellot, can admit when I'm wrong. I say
I'm wrong when I'm wrong, and I misread Grant, I

(18:50):
owe you an apology.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I had Grant from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I thought he was like I thought Jakeisa and I
called him a fuck boy when we read the when
we saw that, we didn't believe him when we read
the buyo.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Yeah, and his energy is hard.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Nice, but he's.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Nice with the guys though.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yea, he is nice.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Yeah, and very was very emotional and no, we're not
there yet in the Yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Right, so I'm gonna get cooked so we could go okay.
So basically, so then she'd let him go and she's
like that, he's like my futures in this room. That
was my past.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I'm healed.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Now say goodbye to my past.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
A load in my future.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
That cleansing ceremony work perfectly. I don't need therapy. We're cool, right,
and then off she goes. So then she cuts fucking
little weenie bird. Thomas, what hhowed that man? John Thomas
and John poor John? John had no screen time? Oh yeah, nothing,
nothing nothing.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
He was the one that got like choked out by
the snake.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Right.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh yeah, he did get a little screen time.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Get choked. She choked what was her name?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
This name Melany, he got Melanie. Melanie choked him out.
Melanie choked him on the photo. You yeah, he was
just big and he was willing to get choked out
by Melanie.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Thomas felt like he had a real shot.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Oh my god, that really surprised him, but none of us. Yeah, Thomas,
like he felt like he's a one minute Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Look we all we all thought that at first when
he was cool, he was grounded. And then but that
was only you know what you gotta look past on paper,
you know what I mean. Like his personality it was
not good. So then there they are. I've closed the
door on the woman I used to be. They're like,
we see our wife in this room. You see your husband,

(20:48):
you're a wife. That was Sam m So then we're
breaking down barriers. This feels right, so she picks Jonathan,
who looked so cute and then was so chicken shit
about going in the helicopter.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Wait happened when the ex had to go back in
the room and say yes, I was, It's like that
guy deserves that moment.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
He was so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
He's like, excuse me, I just it.

Speaker 8 (21:14):
Was so embarrassing and he'll probably be the next batch.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I know, yeah, exactly, excuse me.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
And they were going into a room of like dudes,
power ego like and just being like, he's just a
quick announcement.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I'm not gonna hang out with you guys. It turns
out I lost and he's.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
In a tuxedo too, Like just so.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Was he going to propose? He said he could get engaged.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
He was in a tuxedo.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
I don't know what his plan was now or never.
Now that you're on national, yeah, I love that plan.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
He didn't look at all like he even cared that
she caught him, And he didn't look like he even
really liked it, Like he wanted airtime.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
You just wanted airtime.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
He basically probably got let go from his like junior
like the division at some like brokerage firm or something.
And he's like, well, I got the summer off. I'm
gonna flood Auckland. His like friends dared him at like
a Boston college reunion.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
He's like passing out his business cards like around, yeah
the dudes. Yea, you guys, you want to stay in touch.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
And then he's like, Jeremy, can I pull you first?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Jeremy, I see that you've got a nice car.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
So then so then Jonathan, he looks so cute. He
put on his white vans and he's like, oh man,
I hate helicopters.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Dangerous.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, I don't also want to go on a helicopter,
but like, be cool, dude, you know what I mean,
shut the heck up. And did I like his socks,
his socks and his sneakers. He had the best style.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Like I was like, I keep seeing all these guys
and not no socks, and that's fine, Like that's a
fine the opposite. It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I like his white socks and his fans. I like
to sort of blousey pant. He's got a southern California Bye,
he's a Cali boy. He's cute, he's the podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I think he's so hot.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
A creative direct I'm single. I don't know if that's
I'm again, I'm single again.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I can die.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
I looked at his Instagram and there's a lot of
sort of like wow, I mean, you guys have to look.
But it's like this or that's where he's like telling
you low calorie snacks comparison to higher he's making like infographics.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I don't know to like.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Ring dings pretty high up there, gum. Thank you, Jonathan,
that's kind of what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay, you guys know my boyfriend. He's a ring ding
gum guy. But you said it sucks, right, he says,
And you saw hi when he was doing this strip
tees when he when he sucked the helmet. You saw
the helmet.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Also he came in in a full bandaged face.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, because he that's very ass out because he wanted
her to love him for him and his ass. Okay,
So then so then that's trying with him. So then
they go white vans. He's like, hell, you know, the captors.
So then he has to be reassured by her and
she they're like, I need to get to the next level.
I got to make sure it's not just physically played

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tag and hang out in the wooden hot tub for
him through vineyards. He was good at catching grapes in
the air from his mouth, and she said, look what
my mouth could do.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
And then when she.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Said that, I was like, god, god, yeah it.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Was good for her, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
And then I felt the opposite.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I was like, mm, She's like, let watch what I
can do with my mouth. And then she's like, I'm
just want to make sure it's not just a friendly connection.
Do we connect on an emotional level?

Speaker 12 (24:38):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Is it just physical?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
So then they get in the hot top and just
make out.

Speaker 11 (24:42):
Yeah, they kept they both kept saying that, but I
felt like there was no emotional connection that actually happened.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
They were really playful, like very childlike almost together. I
was like, oh, maybe there isn't Maybe there isn't going
to be like a physical connection here or something. They
were like, let's play hide and seek and it was
really cute. And then I was like, did you.

Speaker 9 (24:57):
Get a friend vibe?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I did for for a moment.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
I was like, Oh, this is very friendly friends, feeling
like two the kids playing together.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
It was I was waiting for one of them to
know she makes me feel like a little kid. They
love that on this show. I feel like a little
kid again. She makes me feel like a little key,
a horny little kiy with a boner, with a boner
and a ho ho and a gum running around my
socks and the vineyard, just like a little kid. They
always do that. So that that was Ben Ben Higgins
had a lot of She makes me feel like a

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little kid.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
They had like a sweet ease with each other though
that I really enjoy.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
They were cute.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, I thought they were really cute.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
So then he kept saying I want that rom com
because you know they I mean, they made him say
that all day so that when they gave them their
like notebook moment. So then they go, can we break
down the barriers? He's like, your dress is beautiful. So
she was wearing like a bedazzled black blazer that was
very plunging and it was like a glittery, sparkly black

(25:52):
blazer dress.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yeah, it's something all just designer like Randy Ram. That's
what it always says. Yeah, the style sites, this is
a guy.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
There's someone named Randy Ram who designs all these dresses. Yeah,
we need to get a Randy rom for Honestly, I
don't know how to even get one because there's never
a link.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Is always goes custom design, Randy, Randy.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
You need a custom Randy Ross is probably like you
know back Alley, J C.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Penny someone furiously sewing.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It feels very it's very very. What's it called, Derinda,
It feels very Giovanni Giovanni. Okay, So then so then
they go and he's like that dress is beautiful. I mean,
once again my toxic gigs.

Speaker 9 (26:35):
I was with the lady.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
We were looking at our rings.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Like it's it's like everybody's been fucked over. Yeah, everyone's
got a bad X. That's part of life.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
That's part of life.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Otherwise we don't get married at nineteen.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's the deal. That's that's part of growing up.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
You're gonna have some shitty Oh it's real.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
It's are those two what are those like? AI models?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Look?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, that little page looks completely.

Speaker 8 (27:04):
What am I looking at?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah? I like you get cult like all joining like, yeah,
have you considered you might have fay times on your shoulder?

Speaker 8 (27:12):
The center with Randy rob.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
So that we should really do the pod inside with
their central air sometimes, but are cats Katie, No, why
don't we just do it in there anyway?

Speaker 11 (27:29):
Who knows the heat is supposed to break this week
and then it's gonna be like eighty okay, great, which
is pleasant?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Okay, great, okay great, Randy rom so here we are
so then so they're talking, is like he's like, I'm
good vibes. You're good vibes, you're light, you're fun, We're
good vibes. But I have emotional distress.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I feel like that's what you have to do, right,
you have like a fun day. Everything's going great. Now,
now let's pull out the worst dating story ever.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh my god, here's what I want to say. Look,
every body, I got a couple of dead people in
my life.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I got it tooforce.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
You don't lead with that. When they say, hey, your
parents still together? I go kind of and I keep
it moving.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
You wait to like gays, You wait to like D
three or four.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's just like you wait to see if you have fun.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
It's like they don't need to get into like just
keep it moving, keeping the menasures before I do you
have my And you're like you asked me your arm
with me and.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You call me blue roses, And I said I had
blue roses. But you thought that, I said, blue roses.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Just keep it moving, just keep it moving.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
How fun were the grapes? I love why?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yes, you can? I love love you keep you can
keep it big, you can go, you could go?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yuh And she hit me. I almost hit her.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
What I thought it was getting to?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Did?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I was like, oh, good God, I think you keep
it moving.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I think you go.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I keep it moving.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I keep it moving until. By the way, people also
don't they have to earn your privacy, like it's a
it's a privilege to hear your privacy one thousand percent
earn your privacy, because I guess it is like that.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
It's not only you're not doing this on your first date,
it's also a national television.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yes, yes, wiz, yes, yes, Wizard theTimes.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
I'm like all of these people and all of their
exes are being talked about, all of those people are
watching a show about their yes.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
And everyone will be like, oh, I know who Jonathan
dated for two years. Yes, she had that issue.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yes, so turn out she had substance abuse issues. And
then she accused him of being controlling and like like
emotionally abusive.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
What's keep it moving? I had been with my partner
and was seven years. She doesn't know anything.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Tell your Bachelor podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
My name is Juanna.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Tell your Bachelor podcast, not your date.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I said, Okay, ready to ask me.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
We're on her first day right now. Ask me about like,
do I have family in Rhode Island? Still too?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Family in Rhode Island?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, you know my brother and I spend time there
in the summer.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Cool my parents? Right are your Did your parents have
like a how do they feel about you being on
the show?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
You know, you know it's kind of complicated.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
But like, my dad's an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Me too, me too. I mean he's dead now, but
Pat drank for a very long My dad was also cooler,
but that's when he was. But you know what, I
don't say that.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
He loves cooler?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Who is you know my aunt? That's younger than.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
The love that cooler? He did love the color did.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
But I don't tell people we carried him it is
his favorite cooler. We don't say that until.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Later, Yes, until you're year five of your marriage.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Do you know that my alcoholic dad is buried in
his cooler?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I think my mother's on the spectrum. Do you want
another helping of ice cream.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
You don't need to know that we shot my mother
off of fireworks to all the single ladies. You don't
need to know that. You know that, and it's not legal.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
It's not legal.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
You don't need to know that. So listen, listen.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
You don't. I don't have cleanux here, I'm you don't.
You don't say that on your day.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, say that we got all we got good cleenics.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Hey you're married to say no, no, no, I didn't
mean that freely.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I meant like you could just like, look a.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Roll of b we have a beer. No, seriously, you
don't tell people that you go like this, you like this,
you go my mom loved the podcast, and it could
be like, oh did she not like twenty twenty four?
Is she still alive? And you keep it moving. You
don't say she got You don't say she got shot
off at fireworks next to my dead dad in his cooler.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You don't say that he loved that cooler. He did.
He brought it to my wedding at a diet coke.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
As if we didn't buy any diet coke. There's diet
coke at the bar. Dad, you can get the dike coke,
love that it is kozy, you get a soda koozy.
You love that cooler, You love that cooler anyway, So
here we go. So this he does, that's the whole point.
You keep it moving. So he was like, look, I

(32:56):
don't know. There's a lot of bad there's a bad emotion.
I'm bad at emotion since I don't want to give
all of me because I don't know what you're gonna
get inside a dated this girl, it all turns south.
She was self medicating alcohol. She's questioning my character, controlling,
calling me controlling, abusive, a manipulative. I'm like, okay, wait, let's.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Why you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Why do you say that?

Speaker 9 (33:17):
Why would you say that?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Why would you say that? I would say about certain
x's of mine, like other I don't know that. I
would maybe on some of them, I would say, I
don't know, to.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Say we didn't have great communication?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah exactly. You know what's like this?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
You don't say I my ex boyfriend said I was
bad in bed, stingy and like a cheatah at at
a cheetah games you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Like you don't like you know, you don't.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Say like like a bad tipper.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
You know she could not handle Yeah, always rude to
essential workers.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I had a problem with.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
She's always like you vote for true and I'm like,
come on, kind of hobby. This isn't about me anymore,
and my hopes for I.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Hated animals, I mean to the elderly.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
I hate puppies.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I hate puppies. I'm a pirate.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Stop abusing.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I stole.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I stole some money from her eye was sucking her
friends that you know she I.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Didn't know my own strength, but my hands were wrapped
around her neck and like what I was addressing your necklace.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I wouldn't get a job. I stayed at home. I
was addicted to Internet mark you know, like that was.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You know, but but that cooler.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I love that cooler.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I love that cooler.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
That cooler.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You don't say that on the day. Just shut the
funk up. Shut the fuck up, don't stop talking, just
like it's wait, why am I talking?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Just wait?

Speaker 8 (34:57):
I did love when they they they they look at her,
they cut to her, and I did did you clock?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah? Like she went from yes she did.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
She literally went from like okay, oh I understand that.
Oh she like uhuh everything in her because.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
She read it because it's a red flag. You don't
ever hear the abusive, abusive, control and manipulated.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
Yeah, I mean like he seems like a very nice guy,
but he just told her hearing one side of a snow.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
From him from his mouth. That's the other thing. I
hate to say it when you're dating, unfortunately, people tell you. Now,
you may not like what you hear, but I really
believe that people tell you if you you might We've
all spun it, you know, but it's like they're telling
you if you choose to hear, he's telling you. I
don't know, like be pay attention, follow the thread on

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the sweater a little farther.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Then when they brought her out, and she was like,
he's right.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
He's right.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Now she's seating, Yeah, Jag like this is crazy, guys.
Episode got out.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yes, so quickly she snapped. She got out, and you know,
she destroyed me to the core. She's like, uh, huh, well,
I also had a toxic ex boyfriend. He gaspled me
all the time. Sounds like what you just did her
fear of emotion, Uh, you know, I you know, it's
hard for me to be crying. I was ashamed. You know,

(36:35):
I had to put on a mask. He's like, yes,
I had to put on a mask. They're like, you
know what all that shit about being me emotional controlling,
and he said, let's just go cue the rain, the
rain machine. How about we go play Notebook out in
this two inch pile of rain?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
That was confusing?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Was that real?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I was the same?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
They faked it? Of course, of course it was fake
because they kept saying rom Com all day. They gave
them the they cued the rain.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I was just right there and they gave them.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
They gave them the notebook because they kept saying because
the real rain came on the beach with Grant. This
was like you want he wanted the rom Com kind
of love.

Speaker 9 (37:13):
What are they just going to ruin their hair?

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Was?

Speaker 8 (37:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
I got sucked into that moment because then they cute.
That was like a really fun song that was on
in the background and then they were kissing.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I was like, oh, it was cute.

Speaker 12 (37:26):
I know.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I liked the song with what I liked him too.
The song was good. It was not Temecula Road. No,
it was not to Neil Arts. I don't know, but
I liked it. I like we need to know that
song and I love I love rom coms. He's cute.
I like this sucks. I am going to keep my
eye on him based on what he told me on
the date, but I'm going to give a chance. I'm

(37:48):
want to keep asking and maybe I'll regret that because
he told me, but I'm choosing not to listen.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
Sometimes you just get feelings about people.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, and he feels okay, he feels I agree with you,
he feels nice.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
He feels nice.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Agree with you. Yeah, I'm gonna give him a rose.
I want to make out with him.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
He's got pretty lady ies.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Seems nice.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, super cute. I like him.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Okay, Okay, he's in the lead for me too, he
said my lead.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, aside from that.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Aside from that, you know what, he loved that cooler.
We're gonna take any final thoughts on Johnathan. We're gonna
take a quick break.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I need a sexual time out.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
And we're back.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Hey, everybody, We're back. And we're on a farm where
the farmers cannot believe how idiotic a group of Bachelor
contestants are. Basically, they have to shovel ship herd sheep
and sheer dingle berries and they put these dudes. They
gave them all plaid shirts and like shearing scissors and

(39:00):
we're like, make your own. It felt like a gymnastics
team of like eight year old girls and they'd all
cut crop top versions of these doctor banana What was
up with these shirts?

Speaker 6 (39:12):
What was going on?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
It's like they were like, here's a bunch of flannel,
sort of like try and show your personality with them.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
What was happening atie?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
What did you think of the shirt?

Speaker 11 (39:22):
I thought it was insane. I thought maybe some of
them like didn't fit the guys and they had to cut.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
It, because.

Speaker 8 (39:28):
Maybe would have worked if it was like let's make
the best, like here's flannel, now make couturiers like that.
If that were the date.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah different, I would like a project runway and they're.

Speaker 6 (39:42):
Like that was a real here the sheep shape them down?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, aired fully?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
What did you think of the outfit?

Speaker 5 (39:51):
I just was thankful for those dudes that they were in.
It's in Auckland, right they were not yet? Yeah, I
like at least they have Auckland, because this is like
the worst day ever.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
It was so bad. A dummies.

Speaker 9 (40:03):
They don't open the gate.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
They didn't open the gate.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
The gate moment of the entire show was that couple
being like wow.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
So they had to move these sheep and get them
through the gate, but nobody asked where the gate was
and nobody opened.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
On the right.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
They didn't open the gate, so they just chase sheep
around and then Devin. All the bachelorts are always like
I just want somebody to make moments. You have to
pull aside to make a special moment. The queen of
that was Rachel, remember Rachel and Gat. Rachel was like,
you got he didn't make a moment. Nobody's making any moments,
so you got to make a moment.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
And and but I was good for definitely. You know,
I don't even really like him.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
But I was like shoveling ship while they were talking,
Like he took his gloves at the end, but like
I kind of was like he did nothing wrong there, ye,
like he's.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Just smart about it. Yeah, these guys are dummies. And
then they literally had they were shoveling ship and then
they had to shave dingleberries. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (41:03):
I volunteered in high in college, like this equestrian center yeah,
and for kids with special needs, and so much of
my job was shoving ship.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
It's like the whole field of ship. It was like
a field of ship.

Speaker 9 (41:18):
And I didn't mind it.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
It's fine.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
They were all making a big deal.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I was like, it takes like two seconds that give
a deal.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
I was in Ireland walking around in a lot of
sheep ship.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I mean, look, I've got two cats. I'm always this ship.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
He's called two litter boxes. Yeah, it's like seventy five sheep.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I've got too little. I've got meddens and mew.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
But I mean of all the dates, I.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Mean it sucked. It was no strip tease date that
they had at. So then there's there. So then I'm
looking for guy who makes some moment. So so Devin,
They're like, she's with our girl. It's like, well then
why don't you pull her aside? So then they have
to drink milk. They had like purple milk, and that
was gross. That was gross. So then Devin won Farmer

(42:03):
of the Day and the guys were like what the
fuck And Austin like the mullet San Diego mullet was like, fuck, that's.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Fucking whack man. Fuck that you didn't see my halter
tap exactly. I made this for you so hard.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I've got an underjit. So then Devin Devon starts kissing
Jen with the Sheep, and Jeremy's like hates Devin. So
they go to the after parties like was that good
for you?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Man?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Oh I'm so glad, And I was like, yeah it was.
It's like, oh, good free act, good free ass. Like Jeremy,
You're not even good at burning you know what I mean.
You flew your Corvette cross country for one night at
the Hummingbird Ranch, like the whole thing. Dude. I think
that's why he's still around.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
She likes it, she likes she hasn't even had a
one on one with him yet, and they have a thing,
Like they have a thing.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Do you think it's the car?

Speaker 6 (43:01):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
I feel like there is something about.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Like he's a real estate investor from New York.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yes, he's got some dope.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
I hate I hate to say this, but that is
what I think. I think the car worked, and I
think he was like, I'm gonna need this.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
And he was right.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
So he's got some money.

Speaker 8 (43:16):
Yeah, and he's a call yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Money.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Listen. Also Jeremy, I'm also single.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Give me a call.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I've got a call.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Just give me a call.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
She's got so many good looking dudes around her that
he should have money.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yes, he needs money.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
He needs money.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
He needs money because he's boring, and he's needs pets her.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I feel like he wears a ton of turtle.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
N he was petting her. So then so then Jeremy,
so their kidding. She was like, are you are you
a frat boy? He's like, I was in a frat pie.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Yeah, my college. They were nightmare.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That killer.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
They love the cooler, love the cooler.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
So he's like, I was a fat kid in high school.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I'm not fat. Fat, just got fat, you know, And
I had insecurities, you know, low key I was low key.
I'm low key afraid of being lonely.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
I'm lowly, low key afraid of being lonely.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Yeah, I'd be like, get out sokey, I'm afraid of
being lonely.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Then maybe don't say that because you'll be lonely if
you say that to people. Yeah, low key afraid of
being lonely.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
That's that's like an Anne Marie song from nineteen seventy.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Oh, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I think I'm low key afraid to be low key
afraid of.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Being low key afraid of being lonely, and take it
to the limit of my heart.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Did you like that?

Speaker 8 (44:55):
You gave it a country twang at the end.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
There, I know you are other than not.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I spent three days in Charleston.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Oh my god, you are a different woman.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I spent three I went to Miss Pat's house. Am
I crazy? Is this? I honestly not wear this in
l A. I like it? Fine, I think it's cute.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
Oh my god, it's so cute. And also agree with that. Yeah, okay, okay,
this is a midlife and if I can you just
picture me in that shirt.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
You'd be like, I want to trade shirts for the photo.
At the end, we need to trade shirts. We need
to trade shirts.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Literally, I cannot wear that shirt.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I can wear that.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
You can wear this, but I can't wear that.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Respect respect.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I'm looky afraid of being Okay, I'm low key afraid
of your blood.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I'm low key respecting you. Respect respect, So listen, I'm
afraid of it. In a bloone, my dad's in a cooler.
Then Jeremy is like I'm just Gen's like me too.
She said this so many times, I give too much
to the wrong people. They don't. I'm like, okay, so
no one's loved you. You give a lot and nobody's reciprocates.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Also, sorry to go back for a second, but when
Jen came in and said to the group of guys
that she's hoping all of them fall in love with her,
my boyfriend or my ex boyfriend said I I love you. Yeah,
no one's ever said that to me before. Again, that's
a that's a keep it moving moment. Yeah, Like, I
don't think you say it.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
You don't say it, because then you just look like
you're like, somebody tell.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Me yeah, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I just was like that, not a you don't say
it to the group, you say it to your friend
who's your bachelor producer, who's not it's your friend of me.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
You're you're you're like Melissa, nobody's and they're like, yeah,
you shouldn't say that, Like she.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Lissa, like she just leans into like her trauma, the
trauma and ninety times.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Understand the jump to I'm worthless.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Oh what.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Okay, okay, so what time you're a human prize. Okay, okay, okay,
so so here we go. I have I actually have
thoughts on that. Okay, I can expand on that for you. Okay,
So here we go. So then Austin's like.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Let low, I didn't get the I didn't I didn't
win Farmer of the Day. I'm my best crop top on,
I shaved dangleberry.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
So he's like, hey, Jen, can I leave your second listen?
I A it's too much as ketchup. I can't catch up.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
So I'm out.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
You know, you have amazing guys here, but I know
you're about to dump me. So I dump you first.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I dump you.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm leaving you, so you know what.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
And then she was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
He's like, it's not fair to you the other guys.
I'm out. I'm out and uh. And then she immediately
turns it on herself. I wasn't enough for Austin. Maybe
I'm not enough. She said it, Marcus cmm or Devin,
she said her top three?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Oh, she said it. She said it.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
I caught that, Marcus. We're well, yeah, those are the
three in order.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, Marcus.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Because she wants to say she she has told.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
Her top three in order, because I think she.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Has the illusion of safety with Marcus. You know he doesn't.
She's like and yeah, and I'm sad, but I've gotta
break my mask. I'm I'm not always confident. I'm breaking
the facade of what. So we see her talking and
just like her friend and he's like, well, have you
ever told them? Have you ever said maybe it's sneaky?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
They're not.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
You're when you're the butt. Listen all of you out
there when it's your season, when you're the bachelorette. Your
friend mean doesn't have your best interested for her, She
doesn't have your interest in or where are you from?

Speaker 8 (48:58):
Maggie Kentucky?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, I've never been to Kentucky.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
I really am like of the southern. Where's your accent?
I can still have it after a couple of glasses
of one, how but it's very it's very Kentucky's very relaxed.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Like where you where?

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Oh, you're in South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I live in Charleston, Charleston, live Charleston.

Speaker 8 (49:18):
Kentucky's like mumbley. It's like I will take a shower
and be ready in our.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
It's like George is like I'm going to take a
shower and be ready in an hour. It's very everything's
mumbled Frankfurt. What No, it's not Frankfort, Kentucky. I'm from Louisville.
Andy Bsher was one of our cool Littleville people.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
The people I know were Worre, Card play Hard, Blake,
hung Play Hard.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
In college, I used to crap on Kentucky and then
I did a bunch of shows. And it's slowly so
pretty it is.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
It is pretty.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I just.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Drove from like the airport uh in Cincinnati. Great, what
are you gonna do? I love that cooler.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
He love.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Love that cooler.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I love that cooler. I'm gonna take a I love
that cooler.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
The title of the Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
He did.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Love the cooler.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I made my mom so new covers for his purse.
It's like cooler purse. He would have different fabrics, like
a Bermuda bag. She would be so she would have
this denim was his favorite cover of that cooler. Oh
it was a round core that he had a boat
builder fixed up because it was like a round cooler
for his tabs. He loved it. I love that cool cooler.

(50:57):
Al r pay look, I mean he was cremated. I
should say we didn't stop him into a cooler.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
He was his bones and shoved the color because he
loved that broke half anyway, you want more?

Speaker 7 (51:21):
So?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
So you're in biz dev.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Okay? So you're an h you're bizz Okay, you.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Break your dead father's ankle government a cooler?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
How you been on hand.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Shave your dead father's hair. Just get a little vasilione
on there to shove his head right into the cooler?

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
How's he gonna fed the cooler?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
W so much hair?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Because you also try spaghetti curbon air?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Anyway, how's he gonna fit the cooler?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Removed your dead father's jail boat straightened? Stick them into
a cooler?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
How long you've been divorced?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Was your marriage? You have a good relationship with your children? Okay,
so you.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Want to be an actor, but you're a wheelchairt Okay, the.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Top of the trunk or your father you can half
told them on top of himself and slip them in
a cool any are you having to stop?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
How long you've been doing paddle board?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
So you like tostand up paddle board on the weekend?
You and your ex wif you like to go down
to Oh, Catalina, that's fun. I've never catam Ran. No,
let me ask you this. If you're string ran, fingers.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Close the lid, his favorite cooler, the cooler with all
that hair.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Ever, rent a wood tripper, and you take your dad's
did body and put them in the pit in the cool.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Love that cool, you love the cool.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Glad that Randy gave you my number.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
You guys met her a wind.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, that's my cousin.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
You guys.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Okay, so you've been married four times?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Okay, cool, cool, cool.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Cool, and your eldest is thirty two. Let me ask
you this. My dad was a sixty two?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Who him the cooler?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Stupid firecracker?

Speaker 13 (53:40):
Up?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
You did?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Make sure the cool?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
That's how they're talking, and I'll be ready show you. Okay,
So then where were we? He's like, well, she's like,
I'm worthless. Okay, So I failed.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I failed.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I'm I'm gonna tell them how worthless I am.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I'm like, maybe back it up, don't tell people about
your dead dad's schooler.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
Wait, can we talk about the fact that every man
who's left on this episode said your husband is definitely
in that.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Yeah, we will never like you're like, well, which one
which helped me? Which one help me out? Which one?

Speaker 13 (54:17):
I know?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Which?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
My husband.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Say, that is such a good point.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
The man that was my dead dad in the cooler
was so horrible prior to therapy. I he literally would
always say the words worthless like I was like, it's me,
I am fun at a party, but like deep down
inside a similar similar language to how her wiring so

(54:41):
twenty five year old arden is no sleep and a
friend of me guiding me and no friends around worthless
would go worthless unlovable because it was because it was
told to me, and it sounds similar that I was
told to her. I think she had I think my
dead dad came back from the bread from the cooler,
went to Miami.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
That hair, that hair, very greasy hair.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
The Wizard of Us, like Albert Einstein vases there, jan jan, No,
you're too much.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Normal love you, You're too much.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Don't look at the clothes. Don't look at the clothes
pins that are holding my body together. You are worthless.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Don't look at the.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
You are worthless. Now go back out there and find
their husband and.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Welcome to the podcast. If you're new, Welcome, if you're
just finding us. Okay, So then here we are, Oh
my god, you're gonna we see my futures. Here my
husband and they're like, we see my wife. And then
so then she's talking to her Marcus, her number one. Apparently,
she's like, I can rely on you, and he's like,

(56:05):
I feel stressed by that, but I gotta pretend to
be strong. I'm stressed by.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
That, but I like it.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
So and so that was the end of the group date.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Any final thoughts, all right?

Speaker 12 (56:21):
So there.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Her husband's she's not getting out of group rose because
everybody should have burnt because she had a hard time.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
She's like, I suck greasy bodyless head came to.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Me, told me I was working.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
A cooler.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Dripping in his ass was color. It was like a
head and a cooler.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
And so I'm here to tell you I'm not to
be loved.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
And they're all like, we love you, and she's like, okay, cool, cool,
I'm back, I'm back.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Let me go put on another first row. Any final thoughts, Katie,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Katie thoughts, k Katy thoughts. No, No, any final thoughts?

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
So I think the mills telling thing was that we
got her list in or yeah, which is Marcus sam Devin.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Yeah, I would read that.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Well, I guess you had the other way writer, Yeah,
I almost.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
Read it the other way Marcus.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Wait wait she said Marcus sam Devin.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
I don't know that, like on a multiple choice, you
give the number like you give the answer first.

Speaker 10 (57:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (57:28):
I feel like I feel like, say, your top three.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't know that I
got that was the exact me, binga. Yeah, I don't thinking.
I don't know bing those.

Speaker 11 (57:39):
I mean, if you asked me which one she was
having the most connections with those, I well, I don't
know if I would have put Marcus in there, I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah, but she she has a fantasy of him as
a protector because he was a soldier. She's like, she's
I think her, I think even though he didn't do
a good job on the date, because I think cause
he actually seems like a nice person and that he's
not that he's not there for like followers or you know,
that he's not there for ill intent. So I think
she likes that he's stoic and she's I've done that

(58:06):
like in high school where i'd be like, they're stoic,
so they're reliable. Like, no, they're boring, you know what
I mean? Or like, doesn't it feel like and I'm.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Sorry this is offensive, pleez, doesn't it feel like he
wakes up screaming bloody murder in middle the night?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I mean, look, who does?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Don't we all definitely that he's not dealing with Yeah,
and he doesn't.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
That is very concerning to me. Yeah, I think he
needs further help.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
But he is not therapy dog or something.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
It's just like, yeah, yeah, I think he's I think
he needs help.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
Yeah, And that to me is sort of like, maybe
don't get engaged, maybe go figure your shit out first.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah. Yeah, So that's uh, Okay, we're gonna take a
quick break. I'm gonna come back to Grant. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
No, they did not.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
No, they did not. Oh yes they did.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
And her back. Man, Grant, I was wrong. I misjudged you.
You are Sweepye, I was wrong.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I misjudge you.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I'm low key afree to be a lonely I don't.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
Think you were wrong. Okay, you don't like Grand No, No,
I think Grant is fine. I do think he's kind
of a fuck boy.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
And I do think he's like fully shocked that he's
having feelings and that's why he keeps being like I
I like.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Her, Like he seems like he doesn't understand what's happen.
He's so sweet, Like he's like, whoa, he's so sweet.
He is so sweet with the other guys he was.
He's a nice guy. He talked Devan down so they
go on a date. He's adorable. He was like from
beginning to end, he wasn't as cool as I thought
he would be in a good way, Like he was cool.

(59:47):
I thought he'd be so.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
Cool and so smooth and like like it's just yeah,
he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
A snappy dresser. His hands he's got gorgeous, I mean, stunning,
but he wasn't as like tight unlike that and like
the styling, like he was just like a guy. And
he was helping her get on the horse, and he
was like and he kept like, you look beautiful, God,
he looks so be like so great on a horse,
like I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
And I liked how he checked in with her.

Speaker 11 (01:00:13):
You heard yesterday was difficult, he was, and he was like,
I heard you had a hard time, but you could
tell and he's like, well, you don't have to be
your best with me like he was.

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
I really liked him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I thought he was nice.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
I thought he was great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I think he's my favorite. Yeah, I'm putting him as
my number one after a.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Little too much like Chris Brown for me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I see that that's who it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I put my finger on it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
But he's so tall.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
I think about Chris Brown when I see that, is
he still singing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
I think he shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
You know what, the world just does the world's like
the role is always like we don't care about anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Man just get away with everything that's crazy possible.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
So then so then they go on the horses and
he's like, how are you feeling? I know you were
not at your best. Well, and then I was like,
I want to make you feel special. He was sweet,
and then they so then they go and she wants
to farm, she loves animals, and he kept me like, god,
Jen looks fine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Jim's like, who's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
He was sweet, he was respectful. He wasn't an ichy guy.
And so then they are on the beach and it
starts raining and they're under the umbrella and it was
like authentic. He snuggled her in like they had a
nice time and they were like they went on the date.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Afterwards, he pulled out her chair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
He's a nice guy. He's a gentleman. Now he'll get
a ton of women sliding into his gms and he
might turn into a monster. But leading up to like
the version of the man we are saying on film,
sweet as can be.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Yeah, and like such a different vibe than what was
the it's sam right with the date when they were
walking around the yes, like he was such a about
him and he and yeah, I'm gonna play it cool
when you're like she's freaking would just be a human.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Being, he said, I'm gonna push you off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Yeah it was I was just like, ugh, he's so gross.

Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
But no, this was different. Yeah, the whole thing was different.
And it wasn't the same.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
It wasn't the same trauma bond, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
It wasn't like it was like a legit like this
guy is going through something and they were watching him
kind of process and go through it like together, and
it just didn't feel prepared and rehearsed. It was just
like this happened, and this is happening.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
And this is and I feel like he didn't do
it in a way that felt it felt like he
was dealing. It didn't feel like in a way that
was like leaking it all over her. It was more
just like sharing about himself in a way that was authentic.
But it didn't feel like, momm it fixed me, you know,
like like like he was like, I'm dealing with this,
Like it wasn't like let me dump this on yours

(01:02:54):
for you to fix me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
Agree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
So his dad he was basically his father is an
addict for thirty years, and he was so sweet. He's like,
you know, my pop, say, is everything to me. He's Superman.
Oh that broke my arm, the phrasing of that, my
pops is everything to me, He's superman. But he's He
was always inebriated, and I didn't know, and I thought
the one person I trusted the most was always like altered.

(01:03:20):
And he got fired and then his boss and he
basically said I don't care, like not in a bad way,
like I don't care about you, like more like I
don't I'm not judging you. It's a sickness. And he
checked into rehab.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
He was so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Like without guile about it, yea. And then his dad
is two months sober now, which is always a journey.
You know, I hope his dad is doing well, and
sometimes it takes a couple of strikes at it to
get going.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
But he's on his path now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
And I mean, I don't know how his dad is doing,
but I hope he's doing well. But even just even
have a little bit, like hopefully, that's a journey. And
he said it's his first time addiction is the sickness.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
And she was so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
She's like, I worked in any all are like. She
was so compassionate about it, and uh, and he said,
it's my mission to be the man that my father
wasn't he was so sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
He was he jumped up to number one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I like him, Me too, Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
So then she said she had no male role model,
so her mom took on the two parent.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Role and that she I think that's okay to not
have a male role.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Oh my god, I wish I didn't have a male role.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I wish that cooler was parked on a different yard.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
You guys hang out to the school before.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
I'm like, but if you had a good, strong mom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Sometimes, Oh my god, I'm like, this guy could just
get out of the house. You're pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
JJ okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
So so then so that she had no real mu Rod.
She dated a guy and he gasled her that racism
didn't exist, neither did sexism.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Was like, did you date Donald Trump? Like, what are
you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Sexism?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Don't names?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
We need to know this person.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Matthew, Matthew will kill him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
That is so funny.

Speaker 11 (01:05:09):
When he came on, She's like, this is not the
ext I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
I know, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
She like was so crazy about that. She was like,
I want to be closed. It's not the toxic toxicy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
But you can tell who is who is he?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
You know he's white, you know he's white.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
Whoever it is, he's like Asian hates not real, Like
whoa wait, who name name?

Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
Who is he?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Who is he?

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Saying every woman who has to date this man in
the future, who is he?

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
So then Grant was Grant said, I appreciate you speaking up,
and I want someone that's always on your side.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
He's adorable. I want him to win.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
And then and then he said, and this doesn't feel
like a player. I enjoy every time we kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
That's not cool. That's not a cool thing to say.
That's pretty lame.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
That is not cool.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Loser, like he's so sweet, kind of a loser.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Annas fired and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
This loser I really like him, but there's losers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I enjoy her job because which.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Is another Anne Murray song from nineteen seventy four, kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
And it wouldn't be but you missed, you pokeered it
up and I got real tough.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
And then I drove.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Into the lake. Okay, So then so then.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
And then we never heard from Anne Murray. That's what happened,
that she drove the lake while she was recording this
final song.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
So then so then she's like she she says, this
is someone I could have a life with, and then
she's like a one more thing for us. It's like
just standing over here and kissing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Then there's a cocktail party.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Grant just like like that was that was kind of nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
It was insane.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
He was like, everybody's gone, He's.

Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
Not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Player, He's a loser.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
He's like, he's like, excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Listen, I want to tell you that I am am.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Jed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Guys, I haven't told her yet. I'm telling you boys
because you're safe, right, you guys are cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
You want to support this, right, you guys will get
behind me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Yees.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I generally think I'm falling in love with Jim.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I don't say that lightly, so I'm saying it here
so I have witnesses to log it in. I'm first
I tacked the bull she mine. I love Jen, and
I'm gonna go outside and I'm gonna sob about it.
I'm gonna go sob on the line.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Quick update about my feelings. Everybody gather around. I know
you're wondering, I'm experiencing some some deep feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
But that now, you've watched almost every season. Have you
ever seen a man announce this feeling to the group
like that, to not the lady.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I have not, Okay, I have not.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I have not thought about it, Maggie lot and.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
I think that I there's part of me with Grant.
There is such like an weird innocence about him that
I can't hate him for it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Yeah, why are you doing that?

Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
And I'm also like, but it's Grant, of course he's
doing that. He doesn't It's almost like he doesn't nobody.
He just needs to tell somebody's a friend or something
to like like be like this is this okay?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
And it feels this way?

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Like is it?

Speaker 8 (01:08:35):
Am I gonna get hurt?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Am I gonna get friend of me? Friend of me?
Tell you a friend of me?

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
You made it a good point that to just off
your point, Maggie, the that he I don't think it's experienced, EDDIEO,
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
Think he's he's he seems like very susceptible to like
the having no phone, computer, any outside media to distract him.
So he's like so deep in that he's like lost
himself almost a little.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
So he's like I love her where what I also
love Sam? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
I can't tell him apart like Grant, Yeah, I feel
like because you see the previous upcoming, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Like whoa, oh yeah, they're breaking him down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
They're breaking him down.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
This is a cal can I just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Say because and it might be the heat stroke talking.
I feel like I'm having a grand moment. I'm gonna
have my own grand moment. I looked to Maura and
I saw a rookie and made me really happy to
see her. Maggie Lawson, I'm glad you're a part of
the podcast, and I like that we all have our
assigned seats. You know that this is your seat and
that's your seat. No, but you sat here because you

(01:09:39):
knew that's your seat. Your in sits there, Annie sits there,
Katie sits there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
And you're really nice to have you to be part
of the pod.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I'm really glad you're.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Next time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Be right now. Oh would your ring? What's on that ring?

Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
That's some that's some blank girl.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
She got a ring.

Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
I got this in.

Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
I got this a long time ago. Yeah, I got
like a two for one. It's a bad time for
the guy at the jewelry shop and he was like,
I saw me and my friend walking out one day
and she had just had an engagement and and she
was like, I want a black diamond. And so we
walked into a jewelry store. She didn't find anything, but
I found this and I was like, I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing this today. And the guy was like, hey,

(01:10:22):
I've had a really hard year. It was like Christmas
Eve or something. And then he was like, I'll give
you a two for one and I got this ring.

Speaker 12 (01:10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
Did your friend go and she got one too? Yeah,
it's nice.

Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
Black diamond.

Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
She wanted a black diamond.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Do you get a black diamond?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
I did not.

Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
I got this like very flowery pretty thing. It reminded
me of my grandma. Yeah, not the same, not the same,
but still I love it. Thank you putting it out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I don't know what to do with my engagement ring.
We're saying, you help me sell it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
It's a great Yeah, will you help me sell?

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Will you help me sell it?

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
It's really beautiful and yes, I can help you sell jewelry.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Crazy. I will.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
See me after the show.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
I can help you. I know some guys down in
the jewelry district. It's very nut.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Job, I loves wild.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Yeah, I'm caught, y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Okay, I'm kind lounched a career. Never get rid of God.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
I'm caught, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
I'm caught, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I'm got, y'all are okay. So that's our own, that's
our Julia Fox moment.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
I fear Grant's gonna get his heart stop.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Yes, yes, and it'll be so talkic he'll never open
up again.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
That's how I feel about him. I feel like he's
like newly, like this is a new thing. Yeah, and
I go like even deeper with and I'm like, oh
my god, it's just gotta to rehabinue all of that
experience is like coming to terms with all of that,
and he's probably gonna get hid.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
And he's like, well, I'm saying this in He's like, well,
I'm gonna say this in front of everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I love her. And then Dylan's like, I'm missing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Our connection and Thomas was the aside yeah, and then
Devin is like, well here in grants say that that
was tough. Here in that, they're like, guess what bit jazz,
no cocktail party, tonight buckoes. And then Grand's like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Freaking out scary.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
I'm having a feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
And then Jonathan comforts him and he's like, it's weird.
Don't tell the boys. I was crying. So he announces
it and goes on to the lawn and sobs.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Aaron Foley, he's a he's a sweet, sweet, open wound.
And I fear that probably no one should get into
a relationship. And your father just goes to rehab tell.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
He goes, tell any when I was crying, but keep
up between me and you was so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
It was adorable, John adorable. Those are my top two
I love us, I love them, and then he cut Dylan.
You know what, we didn't really know you, Dylan, Poor Dylan.
We're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna come back,
and you're gonna tell me in order your top three
and then guess what. We're gonna give away two prizes

(01:13:16):
for the next We're gonna give away two prizes for
the next four episodes of week except this from tweet
of the week. So this is gonna encourage you. There's
two fucking prizes. Whoa coming back?

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Oh, bone Zone, Time for the bone Zone.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
And we're back, all right? In order?

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Who do you think is going to be? Three?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Two, one? Katie, you go first in order? Yeah, number three,
she told us. Yeah, she told us so, she said,
Marcus Sam Devon is what she said. I think I
like Grant, but they just like don't think they're there yet.
I don't think they have the connection early enough. And
she had a connection with the other guys earlier.

Speaker 11 (01:14:06):
I'm gonna say Sam m is three, then okay, because
I think they're gonna fuck and then he's gonna like
do something to her, yes, like he's not not not no, sorry,
I'm not saying like do something, but just like he's
gonna like mess it up because he's gonna be a
douche somehow legit. And then I think Marcus and then
Devon's gonna take it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Okay, great, okay, what do you think doctor? Okay, Maggie,
rookie doctor doctor Banana? I top three yeah, three two one?

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
I think maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Oh wait, shit, who's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Be your bachelor? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
Grant?

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Oh Grid, that's okay, great, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
Yep, Jonathan, Devin, Sam m okay, sorry sorry, Jonathan wins,
than Devn, then Sam m.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Donn wins even though they didn't have a great emotional connection.
I think okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, Aaron Foley
three two one, number three.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Three is gonna be h hold on, I just had this.
Oh I'm gonna go Grant for three okay, and then
I'm gonna go Jonathan okay, and then I'm gonna go Devin.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I guess, Okay, you don't think she's gonna bone Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
I think I think Sam is gonna f up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
I feel like he's I just feel like he's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
A ticking time boy and she's just all of a sudden,
he's gonna do something so ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Okay, and then I think Marcus is a bachelor, a bachelor, Okay, great?

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Three?

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
Two, one, Maggie, I think it's gonna be Sam. M
is in the three, Jonathan's in the two, Devon is
in the one. I agree, Grant's gonna be the bachelor. Yeah, yeah, boyfriend,
is the Bachelor going?

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Okay, I think three? Okay, okay, is Grant gonna make it?
I don't think so. I think it's gonna be I
think it's gonna be Jonathan.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Three.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I think it's gonna be Sam. I think Devon's gonna win.
And I think that Marcus is gonna be the Bachelor. Okay, okay,
so here we go. Okay, you guys, we only got
two new ratings.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
What we're twenty five and three? You know what else
else is doing it on Spotify?

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Just start it, just start it. So I'm on the
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Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
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Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Here's We've got some very fun reviews though. The ones
that did do it did it right, boye. Okay, here
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five the best. This podcast is the main reason I
still watch The Bachelor. I always look forward to listening
to the Zany pod much more than watching the episodes.

(01:16:48):
I was so glad to hear that Paradise is coming
back next year because sluviously that is the best part
of the franchise.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I added that myself, I love Arden and all of
her guests so much. But I have to say that
Katie and I must be brain twins because I find
I always all caps agree with her opinions, insights, and
her taste in men. Thanks to everyone for bring me
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Bay Area commutes. Shout out, Savannah, come on, do you
have a sister from another mister Katie Monday. Here's another
one five stars from the Rugby Badge fan. Oh hell yeah,
hell yeah, boy to hear it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
I live and breathe for this podcast always puts a
smile on my face, no matter what day of the
week the episodes come out or how long they are.
Thank you, Thank you, thank you. That's the kind of
listener I really hope.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Just a lucky because.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
You know, we're sorry. If you're new and you you're
just learning about.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
It's mostly about coolers and broken.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Bones, basoline, dead buddies put together with close bins, loot.
What was the thing about the fireworks? It always puts
a smile on my face, no matter what day of
the week the episodes come out or how long. I'm
so appreciative of all the people putting time and work

(01:18:20):
into such a good podcast. That's you, guys, Thank you
and me. I love that Jerriet trey Noor has come back,
and that Jess and Evan have started making appearances. How
much do we Hell yeah, they're fucking great. Love them,
I love them, I love them, I shot, I love them,

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both of them, and I loved them with Vin. There's
never a guess I don't like in commentary. Everyone has.
That's hilarious. A co worker and I used to tell
each other we were becoming champions every time we had
a bad day. And I loved learning that Anna played
D one rugby as someone who played.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
D two rugby.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Hell yeah, hell I agree with everything said. Hoping to
make the New York Live show in October, and thank
you for such a wonderful podcast. You best be coming
because it sounds like it sounds like Eron, Foley and
Maggie are gonna call you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
Guys should all come. Also, DM me where you played
D two rugby? I'm so curious, No.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Douy Final one five stars. The guest diversity every dot
dot dot five stars, Mickayla Nicole ninety nine. I just
cut off. But each guest on the show brings a
different energy, perspective, and personality that is greatly appreciated. Every
week is something new, so it never feels monotonous or repetitive.

(01:19:34):
A recent favorite guest crew was Mom and Dad Pod
with Robin Live. Best episode yet. Hell yeah that, Hell yeah?
That was such a fun group. That was such a
fun group.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Viv's a star.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Look, all I can say is, let's just do one
more reminder to become a champion. I feel like I
feel like in life, you know, I feel like I've
been taking healthy risks lately. Of course, i feel like
I've been out there. I've been Dayton, you know, I've
been Dayton. Some some up some downs. But you got
to like listen to yourself and like, you know, taking

(01:20:08):
some healthy swings. I'm writing a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Musical you guys, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Yeah, I've got like eight songs written. I don't know
how to write a musical, but I'm doing it, and
that's all that matters, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
I think it'll be good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
It's just like my brain tells. My brain is like
being I'm a little over I'm in the weeds right
now with it. So I'm just in the same way
that Grant said, I love you, so you couldn't take
it back in front of the guys. I'm telling you, guys,
I'm working on a musical and at a certain point,
like I'm I have enough work done that it's I
don't want to throw in the towel, but I'm in

(01:20:41):
the weeds right now. I just gotta keep going.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
You gotta keep going.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
I gotta keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I gotta just get a book a date where when
I'm doing it, because I'm starting to doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
I know, I know it'll be good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
I'm just overwhelmed.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Don't doubt yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
All right, I'm gonna become a champion. I'm gonna it's
and it's I think it's good. I think it's really good.
It's got kind of a headwig musically meets like I
don't know book a mormt. I mean it's not as
good as those, obviously, I mean it is. Yeah, fuck
I just want I spoke against myself. It's a full
champion energy, yeah, fuck it, champion Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
That's how I met, I mean, I love Darcy.

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Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
A sleep crown. We're gonna give one away every week
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Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I'm gonna get the book too. Yeah, Okay, here we go.
So we're gonna dowe. It's okay, down to the fight.
There's so many good ones. There were a lot of
funny ones this week, Doctor Banana. Okay, okay, okay, here
we go. All right, here we go. This is from
We're Gonna Narrow It down to Two Honey Jeeves at
forty four year old host CMM. I've grown up round cattle,

(01:23:27):
grown up round horses. There's really not much that I
feel like I can't fuck it's pretty good. This is
from Sarah sam Clark at Sarah Samuelson One, Jen, I
think the choice is pretty clear. How about you choose

(01:23:49):
the guy who didn't get roped into wearing the homemade
flannel crop vats.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Here's from Gene at Aunt Gail's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Jen's guys all give me the like ABC did their
casting at an eminem concert. Oh my god, this one
makes me laugh, she tweeted back at herself. So this
is from Britt Paulson at beer It. Why didn't we
get to see the pre group date scene where they
gave these dudes a box of flanner of shirts and
a pair of fabric scissors and told them to make

(01:24:19):
it work. And then she also replied to herself, I
want to know who told Jeremy to keep cutting until
it ended up as a sleeveless shrug. Okay, Oh, this
is for you Anna. This is from Melissa and Melissa
even eighty five. The producers missed out on a great

(01:24:40):
opportunity by letting sam n go home before the sheep
Milk Dingleberry dates. This is from Lizzy at Lizzie Boo.
Marcus is giving and it's a picture of the rock.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
This is Marcus is giving. Oh my god, I have
the same outd that's a visual one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Okay, here's one that was from a This is from
an instagram that was DMed and I'll we'll have to
tell you who it's from, but it made me really laugh,
So Danna, you'll know who this is from. It's an instagram.
DM Jen attempts a cartwheel. Jesse Palmer voiceover sad to
announce that Jen was not selected for the twenty twenty

(01:25:23):
four games. That's great, Okay, Okay, here's the final two.
Sheyenne constant. Did they just spoil that Devin is going
to hometowns? The welcome signed by the door did not
look like some random restaurants. That is a house that
has at least two wooden live left love side.

Speaker 11 (01:25:43):
That was like, I look like that is an Airbnb
in his like that is a hometown Airbnb.

Speaker 9 (01:25:49):
Because you can always tell what's the fucking like rental stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Oh my god, okay, I have two morks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
It were so funny. This is from Atlanta Stewart. Maybe
Spencer will offer a free pet portrait to Jeremy. Wait
that Jenny's betting. And then the final one, Andy from
Boys Story Matthew, I'm just a man standing in front
of a woman asking her to let me join her.
Horny Olympics. All right, Top two Aaron Foley and Maggie.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
What are our top two?

Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
I love the first cattle and the DM about the Olympics. Okay,
just because of the trend, right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Okay, great, okay, great, okay, okay, okay, okay, So here
we go. This is from Horny Jeeves at forty three
year old host Sam m of Grown Up Around Cattle,
Grown Up Around horses. There's really not much that I
feel like I can't fuck, and then doctor Banana will
have to tell us who DMed her. But it says this,

(01:26:44):
Jen attempts a cartwheel. Jesse Palmer voiceover said to announce
that Jen was not selected for the two games.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I like the I also like the rocks the rock.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
Okay at Kim loves chips.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Okay, so it's either kill Love's chips or not much.
I can't fuck Aaron fully not much. I can't fuck
her Olympics.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
Oh god, it's a tie. Uh I'm gonna I'm just
gonna say not much. I can't fuck because it made
me laugh so hard.

Speaker 8 (01:27:12):
Okay, Maggie, Oh it's so good. I gotta say the same.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Not much.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I can't fuck, Okay, KT money, I can't fuck doctor BB's.

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
Not much. I can't fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Oh my god, you've won yourself a book and a
sleep crown. What and it's gonna be for the next
four weeks? You guys, We have our winner and it
is uh okay, it is Honey Jeeves at forty four
ye old host DMN. I've grown up around cattle, gruber
on horses. There's really not much that I feel like
I can't fuck. If you want to participate, do it
by midnight at anahose H O S S N I

(01:27:46):
eh hashtag w y A t R. You can d
m her at selling host Nea, or you can do
it on threads at selling host.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Maggie lawsn't here our winter. I've never been a wookie before.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
You're kie want to announce that Jerry Traynor is coming
to New York.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
I heard the date.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
It's October fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
He's coming. Doesn't know as I'm aware, as is Jaquies.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
I'm aware, as is as is Jordan, Carla who I love, deeth.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Hers m and me Doctor Banana.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Do you guys want Do you want to come to
Brooklyn October fifth? If I can at the Bell House?
Would you really?

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Any time we could get so?

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
We can.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Also we could rent a We could rent a karaoke room.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
How did you know that would be it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:33):
That would put me at the hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
We could rent out of karaoke. I'll rent to karaoke
some past karaoke experience. I'll rent us like an all
night karaoke room. Oh are you in an all night
I can rent it for hours.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
I am I'm at I'm at like ninety three.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Now, okay, get your get your tickets are on the
website now I put him up.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Rosepodcast dot Vodka is our website under live so is
Rosepodcast dot Vodka.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Maggie, what do you want to promote?

Speaker 11 (01:28:57):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
I know you got a boogie we am.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
I think it's the same thing. The podcast that I
do with the psychologists are in we have a live show. Ah,
when does this come out tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:29:07):
We have a live show in San Jose next week
at tickets.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Come see us.

Speaker 8 (01:29:10):
And then we have another one in Columbus, and then
we have another one in two places I can't talk
about yet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Give you the year, you give the year, Maggie Lawson. Okay,
our queen gay for women's basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
What would you like to promote? Air Fall?

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Two quick things one her Lights podcast all about women's
sports anywhere you get your podcasts. And then I'm doing
a big comedy benefit fundraiser Saturday, August seventeenth at four pm.
If you're in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter. If you
are not, you can stream the show. You can buy
a ticket all ben the every dollar goes to the

(01:29:45):
first women's sports bar in California.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Shut up.

Speaker 8 (01:29:50):
Oh my gosh, I so want to support this.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Yeah, yes, I want to all the information. Cameron Esposito,
Deborah di Givanni, mad Veo. Oh my god, I love
she's the funniest, she said, Crystal Alonso.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
It's gonna be insane.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
We should suck and uh, we should suck her into
come do this, Okay, Doctor Banana and I are doing
our below Deck Mediterranean and then our live show. We
really want to sell it out because Bellhouse is a
big room. It's a big room. Alert will be there,
my brother there. Look, ABC shunned us with it. We
got the the Golden Bachelors wanted to come.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
Yeah, but also Teresa might be in the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
She might cut.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Oh, she might come.

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
She might just come and watch.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
She might should be asked we should she might come
watch the show. Watch, she's gonna come, She's gonna come.

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
And if she accidentally trips and falls on stage, like.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Oh my god, yeah, she.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Loves she loves the cooler Katie, what do you want
to what do you want to promote?

Speaker 9 (01:30:47):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adoptor foster.
If you're in l A. All the shelters are so so,
so so full.

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:30:53):
A good rescue is Dog Coalition l A. They will
help set you up with a good foster. You can
also adopt from them, or just go to the shelter
and please make sure you are registered to vote.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Go check our queen. Lisa is working at the Humane
Society of Pasadena. I know, so there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:31:06):
Okay, big trainer there, she's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
You guys, everybody did a great job. Maggie, you're killing
it so far this season. You're having a great rookie,
a great Wookie season, great Wookie year. Okay, until next time.
My name is Don't we think it's much?

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Bye? Oh yeah, we're.

Speaker 12 (01:31:22):
Gonna get all up in your tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
It feels so good.

Speaker 10 (01:31:27):
I just got a wonderful question.

Speaker 12 (01:31:29):
Singer, Will you accept this role? Will you accept this role?
Listen to your world? Wrest these roles? Listen to your world?

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
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