"HOT BOYS GO FAST!" w/ Jerry Trainor, Maggie Lawson and Jacquis Neal

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're back. I'm churning it up. You guys are back.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm number one. You guys, you guys. I've made contact
with some of the Golden bachelorettes.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm really excited.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I hope they accept my rose for our live show.
It's really hot Los Angeles. I really enjoyed last night's episode.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
That group date was funny. There were like two groups.
What's funny?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, Hello, I love you, Hello, color episode of Williams.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
This my name is arda man, come to you for my.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Bougie garage in Los Angeles, California.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What a date today? Okay, I'm just going to start out.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So we are doing our live podcast October fifth at
the Bellhouse in New York. Jet Keith is going to
be joining us. Jordan Carlos carazog and I've made contact.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wait, Jordan Carlos. Yes, Jordan, Jordan is the best. He's coming.
I love Jordans.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I've made contact with two Golden bachelorets who are interested.
I've made contact with Ellen.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Talk about them like they're aliens.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
They're stars.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's like I'm saying contact.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's literally like I'm dealing with my.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
First contact with the Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
In my mind, I've like, literally I'm talking to like
Selena Gomez. I'm talking to like Meryl Streep, the same
to you, Caryl. So like, so okay, first one is Ellen,
who reminds me of my mom. She had the same
at Love Ellen, and she's a sex ad teacher. Maybe
we could learn some tips. The second one, we're hope
is sweet Teresa, who I feel protective of because who

(01:47):
was the winner and I felt like I was rooting
for her and I felt protective of her, and like,
so we're hoping. We're hoping that it goes our way
and that they accept our rosa. They come play with
this in Brooklyn. But the ticket link is up the
ticket like a you can get We're going come to Brooklyn.
Is our one East Coast show.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Of the year.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, so fun, it's gonna be. You need to cancel
your plans. I cancel to my right, Matt Twin vibing
twinning with me Andiello.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You guys have a newcomer to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm gonna say this is one of the nice like
as talented and adorable as she is. She's also was
so gracious, because when you go on as a guest
star on the show, you could feel really like, Okay,
I don't know who I'm gonna talk, I don't know
who I'm gonna eat lunch to it. I was so
welcome by the lead of the show. I did a
couple of episodes of Psych.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're the lead.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
In my mind, You're the lead.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You're the lead, you are you are the lead, like
I did a few episodes of Psych.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And she is so kind and so sweet and just
like as honest, I cannot say enough good things about
this person.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I feel the.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Exact same way. But you aren't. In Maggie lasses hell, Hi, Hi,
y Are you a Bachelor fan?

Speaker 6 (03:00):
This big time, big time? We talked about this, you did.
We were so lucky to have you on our podcast.
We talked about Psych. Yes in the episode did you did?
Two episodes? Yes, were so great and we had you
on recently and then we discovered this connection and this
love that we have of the show.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
What was your first season the Bachelor that you watched?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Good God, like the beginning, Yeah, but I took a hiatus,
so did I say? There was like almost like a
five to six seventy gen chef.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
When she said I choose not to choose, I was
so angry. I'm like, pick up for ten dy I
don't know who won, and pick them and leave. Like
I was, like, you just wasted seventy eight hours of
my life and then you choose that that's not an option.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
But it's not wasted. It's so indan you Now I know.
Now I know.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Also this now I'm gonna add this is a man
who's I'm going to say, become a good friend because
of this franchise.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
It's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
And you're coming back with another man and a few
weeks who asked to do it with you?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Oh sure, Ques, did you a request?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You got a request?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Also never done the show, Lauren Loptus's husband Mike Castle,
was like, can I do the podcast?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Can I do it? Jack Keith, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You know from Grand Crew, you know him as the
host of comedian Feud. You know him as the Horny
Pool inspector from this podcast. He went on the COVID
cruise they did during the Bachelor season. When they went
on the Covid Cushion Cruise, he went on the Virgin
Cruise and jumped into the pool in leather pants. Ladies

(04:27):
and gentlemen, Jackieyes.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Now, oh we are here, we are here. Listen. It
feels so good to be requested. Yes, it feels so
good to be to just be open in these streets. Yes,
it feels great.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, I'd have to say when we did the Last
Bellhouse Show.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
With you, you.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Were our bachelor at the show and we auctioned off
a date with you and it was a feeding frenzy,
crazy people speak.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
You go, did it happen?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
It happened. I went on a date. I went on.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, the cameras are on.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I do only do clups.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
We're not going to clip that.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
We're not going to.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Clip camera.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
To clip the hand.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Congratulation, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
There really was a lot of hot.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Our fans are hot, and you know they were hot,
and there was like a there was like a you
had prmal, there was like a I thought it'd be like,
oh fun, they'd be shy people that were not chosen.
So Margaret from Real Houses in New Jersey, her husband Joe,
we said, I believe him and my brother out to.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Go by this dude.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Damn horny dudes went out to pick for you, and
like they were supposed to be. There's supposed to be
like five people on stage. I think like twelve women rusted.
They were just like people on dates were like pushing
their dates away.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
It was somebody's brother hit me up after and was like, look,
I know you didn't choose her. Wow, but great my brother.
He's trying. He's trying already.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
He's trying so hard.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I was dating at the time.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
He's trying to pass me up also with I mean
he's back. You know him from Still the King.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You never set me up like that.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Will you come?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's a real dry spell.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Would you come be our bachelor and come to New York?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Don't rope me into your bullshit?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Would you be our diet?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And it sounds like I worked out for kees, but.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Would you come to yes to go?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
October fifty Saturday?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
What's because of October fifth? What's data fIF team time?
What day two thousand Sturday October? What is the date
that it is taking place? Though?

Speaker 9 (06:43):
What the sh I'm busy, I can't make You're.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Knowing from Still the King and us. The owner of
overboard town.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's right. We only do.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Sister Jerry, traitor.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Jerry, will you come to New York with us?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Come in here. You don't have to go on a date.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
What is okay, it's a live shop.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's like, okay, a live show.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Explain what is a live show? Explain the podcast where
you might have a date.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
We don't have to, but we play games.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
We did the tortill I used to. We did the
tortilla slap.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I heard someone I heard I.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Liked slap somebody with no I slapped a fan. I
think it might have been my Karaza. I think I
slept with a tortilla. And then we also also we
talk about we always booked these live shows. Okay, also
with us. It's the amazing production.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Without the productions.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
When is the show?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Ariana Rosanna Rosanna host, Hey Levine, welcome to the program,
doctor Banana.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
And we couldn't do any of this.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
A woman who has to modulate this voice, this fucking
voice on a weekly basis your friend, my friend, doctor
kt money Levade. Okay, will you help explain a live
show to Jared?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I don't want to hear it, frankly.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Okay, doctor Banana, I think he wants to come in.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Will you come at L A N Will you say yeah?
I'm gonna say yeah, will you please? I'm going to
cancel the day before.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't even know when it is.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Something came up I've got I feel like I might
have covidebe.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
The computers are down.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Down, yes, thero What do we need to do to
get you there?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, if we could find a housing for you, would
you come?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Okay, great?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Jerry Traynor will be there, ladies. You don't think so
he kind of wants to come.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I feel like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
He's somebody.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, I get it, I say, oh, yes, he knows
he has fun with us, and he knows when I
invite him. Just something, it's gonna be fun. And you
know that it would be an adventure. And you know
she's not available, she's doing she's.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Doing a show.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Can't cancel that though.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Cancel that though, Magnet, I'll cancel it, and then we'll okay, maybe.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
We can look.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
You could even come during the day and to come
at night to us.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm saying, okay, so we don't know. I don't know.
I don't know, and we might have a okay, great.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I mean, I can't tell you how fun the shows are.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
It sounds like a madness. It's literally a friendzy.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
My brother who is you need to understand my brother,
God bless him? Born blind in one eye. Fucking genius,
hilarious and that makes you sad. When you heard that,
you go, oh, he doesn't care. He's a fucking genius.
He's like so successful, hilarious. He I mean, how do
you describe Alaric is a unique person.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
Like a human computer.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
But he's funny.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
But he's funny, and he this show and sometimes his
mouth just bless off and we have to cut things out.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He after our shows because he does. I forced him
into doing this podcast A bunch after our shows. He
has his own groupies. There's a whole section. How would
you describe that?

Speaker 10 (10:16):
The tech guys all surrounds.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
That I love Alaic?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So, I mean, get right, just get ready for a
wild ride. That the bell House. You know, they have
like really cool bands and then they have us. Okay,
here we are and we're talking about we're down under.
If I hear somebody say meban when we're time.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Can't what is going on? With this. It happens Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Australian Melbourne, so we have to say it.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
They didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
The guys from the Thunder from down Under they said,
welcome to Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
He didn't say it. Why why do we think that?
Here's my theory.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
My theory is that Australia paid for them to calm
and that they sponsored this, and I believe some city
tourism person demanded that they say it, like, no, we
got to get it right.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's Melbourne and it's Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
I've never heard Melbourne in my life, so it's always Melbourne. Men.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm going to say this. I'm liking Jen as a bachelorette,
are you?

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Maggie absolutely, And I thought she was going to be
boring and I thought she was adorable but kind of
be boring.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
She's I liked her the same thing, and now I'm like, oh, oh,
she doesn't. She's very she doesn't.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
I don't feel like she's aware of the cameras all
in a way that's like, let me try and be
on my best behavior. I'm like, if I want to
make out with this guy, I'm going to make out
with this guy the way I want to make out
with him, and I kind of love this about me too.
It's power empowering.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
And then when we get to this much later, we'll
get to air in the fucking but I think I
like that. She was the first one was like, well,
that's bullshit. You can't say that, not named like she
called him out in a way that nobody done before.
She was like, you're kind of doing that, and well
that's not fucking cool. Like she was like, and you
can tell she was pissed in a manner.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Jackies.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Oh yeah, I'm with her. I like her. I didn't
think I would because I was like, I know nothing
about her. Yes, even though I watched the season she was.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
In agreed to agree.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
I was like, I don't remember at all. Yeah, which
is I think kind of refreshing, kind of get in
the knowwhere for the first time. Yes, it feels like
and yeah she she I mean I thought she was
about to fuck.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, she's.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Magic. Mike moves yes, okay, Like he's like, what if
I reposition? What if I reposition?

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Time?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Makeout like, don't reposition.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
What he keep saying, that's my rule?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
He keeps what does he keep saying? I will always
put the main thing this is the main thing. Like
this line is not a line. I'm keeping the main thing,
the main thing. Let's say I am the main things,
the main thing.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm right right there, always not right there. You're right there,
right there, he says, right there, right there.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
You're making me right there. I think he might have
been kicked in the head by a horse. Okay, Terry,
how are you feeling about Jen?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
She's fine. Okay, I'm not I'm not all in, all out.
She's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
She's no Charlene's Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
No one is she. I did think she is adorable.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Sad about doing the podcast?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, maybe if she goes to New York.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Charlie in New York in October fifth, I'm there a Saturday, Realie.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
We Charlene lives in New York.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
We could book her for the show.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
Her husband also wants to do the show.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
A bit Candy, but you're tall.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
We want to invite him.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
What is he a harp player?

Speaker 5 (13:49):
What does he do?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
He's a harp player.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
He's a harpsichord players player. He's an opera singer. And yes,
he's a harp That's why they got together.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Okay, here we are we're in.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yes, I think she's fine and I liked her.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I thought she was adorable on the previous season that
she was on and she seems fine.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Okay, but she doesn't blow me away. Okay, like exciting.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Here we are. There's a new week in Melbourne, Australia.
All the guys are working out in their sound packs
on the balcony.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
That was I was like, what are they? Are they
wearing girdles?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Like what?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I never felt as fat as I did when I
watched the first three minutes.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah. I went right to the gym this morning.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I went right to the mic packs too. I'm like, wow, No,
I didn't even look at their bodies. I was like,
what is that? And I thought it's frank. I was like,
what is that?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I didn't even notice the buddy, No, Jakeys, you've done
in a live show with us, you've met contestant. I have,
And it's it's almost like they're not even hot, like
they're so kind of built in a lab, but that
it's not even like sexual, Like they're all like so
ham some that it's not there's nothing dirty, you know
what I mean? There's nothing like. It's not there's no

(15:10):
san Diego, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Everybody on this episode is from San Diego, San Diego
or San Diego.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Mullet man is great. I'm from Sanego.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Is from me too.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I like a mullet too. I know he looks hot,
he's kind of hot, and he's super hard, and he
wouldn't be I he wouldn't even catch my eye without
the mulley too.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's the mullet.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And honestly, if he didn't say any he just walked
up without mullet, I'd be like, Oh, I'll make out
with you. I'll make out with you right there, right there.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
But but the main thing is the main.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Your mullet, Your mulle is the main thing is the main.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hi, doctor Banana, Okay, And Maggie, you're doing great.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You're a nice edition.

Speaker 11 (16:06):
I was just like, is this my water? I want
to make sure she doesn't even know about it's here.
I didn't want to like do that.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
You just don't, don't you can, I just don't.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, it's a soft nut.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Because she went right for the string cheese strange.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
You can just don't share in the okay.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
So we don't lose it. So into this two hour.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Episode, Devin is confident Spencer gets by the way, I
until we got an email. I have a funny email
to read. You know what, when we get to the
dance day, I'll read an email. We got an email
from somebody that was at the recording. Who's a listener
who went to reports she went to the dance yes,
but but mine she We have a listener who lives

(16:59):
in Australia. Uh, I went to the strip teesdass to
br mole and I know you time, No she saw okay.
So here's what I was about to say, because in
my mind, I was watching this episode and I'm like,
Jesse's not in Australia.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
He's not there.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
There's no two shots where you see him over the
shoulders with the guys. I'm like, they put her back
in her fucking first shrug to hand out roses, like
you never see him in the room with the guys.
In my mind, I'm like, he's filming the Golden Bachelor
at like but he but there feels like there's no anyway.
He doesn't feel like he's in Australia. But but she

(17:39):
saw him. I guess what she loved, Jesse. Here's our email.
This was a great email, really really great email. This
is from s mccooy oh okay, I was on the
thunder down on the date. Look at how she spelled
it with HS and that's fun. Dearest, Well accept this Rose.
I've waited ages to write this, but I got to

(18:02):
go to the group strip show date. I mean, that's
the kind of email we want. And because of my head,
you're my Bachelor besties, slobbyously you are.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I couldn't wait to tell you.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Hopefully that's not as creepy as Devon's trench code.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Great.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
When I found out that the Bachelor was coming to
meban I lost my Kangaroo marbles and then hopped on
over to the date venue to be part of their
live audience. USA Bachelor fans are a bit thin on
the ground here in Melbourne. Nonetheless, I did ask everyone
around me if they listened to weeks of this word hashtag,
spreading the word like vegimite.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
After a few hours, William, after.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
A few hours of waiting in the lobby, we were
ushered into the mean auditorium, clutching our mail. Empowerment signs
to see our man. Jesse Palmer on stage, Mike checking.
We all gasped in awe. Some highlights. The whole night
was hilarious. No one knew who the Aussi bachelorettes were.
They didn't know Elie.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
They weren't even know we.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
We watched their season.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Devin, who we've all hated, his part rocked. We love
a man who doesn't take himself seriously.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
He was great. Jerry and I got into an argument. Okay, okay,
he wouldn't he went about Okay, doctor chocolate.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
He was the best of the night. They didn't show it.
But damn, that man can dance. D a y m,
that man can dance. Why didn't they show it?

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Good?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
He was too good? He was Jesse Here, here we go.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Jesse Palmer is a dead set legend, so funny and charming.
Who cleaned up all the ripped singlets and costumes on
the runway. Jesse the gentleman, one hundred percent, Jesse fan
over here now, Sam the love Virgin Captain cringe. Jen
is tiny anyway, I hope you're all well. Can't wait
to hear there weren't so much love, Susan nice. There

(20:00):
we go and Jesse cleaned up all the stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
He cleaned up the strip sounds like sounds like a
budget issue that here we are, Jess, not Union us,
not Union.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Okay, here we go, so here we go. Spencer got
the date. It's a one on one date. She's like,
He's like, I've missed you so much. He gave her
an ass grab when they kissed, which.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
I saw that, and they cut they like they were like,
oh this ass and then they cut like really quick.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
A lot as. I liked it because he's she's got
a nice.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Got a nice took it. It's a good she's got
a little nice took it.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
She likes think like I like it as she liked
to be picked up by someone I can't remember who.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Albody lifted her up and she was like, yes, she
lit up.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, Jenna's hardy, Jenny.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Pick up Ellen if she got consents on stage? Okay, anyway,
never mind, I already have you in Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I also like, can ask grab And I was like,
here for the fact that Spencer was a little hornier
and grabbing an ass.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I liked it because he didn't because he seemed like.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
A little bit of a dud. So I like that
he had a little get up and go.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I want to I want to see the pet portraits?
I agree, have we not seen them?

Speaker 12 (21:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I think Katie's gonna.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
Look at There are so many.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
Funny captions this year that I mean what we can.
Samm had a very funny one.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
The lover.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
That I'm so busy writing, doesn't know what, doesn't know
what a definition, but doesn't know the definition of a bully.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, but so I thought it was a joke at first,
I was like, wait, is this for?

Speaker 12 (21:42):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Is he really a pet portrait?

Speaker 13 (21:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It really is.

Speaker 11 (21:47):
I love that he like it more I looked at him,
I went top three.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
This guy's top three.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh, he's so good. I think it's a couple of
photos of them. Okay, all right, we love that.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
By the way, I think they he stands a chance.
Yeah three, Okay. But honestly, he was a great date.
And so so they go on the helicopter ride. Because
the first grabs ass, kind eyes, gentlemen, and what he
does what the wants kind eyes, listener, grown ass. It's

(22:22):
honest because most guys are not listeners. They don't ask questions,
they don't have kind eyes, they.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Might grab ass without listening.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
You have one of the three, but you don't have
all three.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
You need to listen.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
You need as you need two of them.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Pause, Pause, Katie, Katy get an, Okay, Okay, okay, we're back.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
We're still going. We're still going, We're still going. Listen.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Here's what the guy that was the the parachute date,
he didn't check her in. I mean, this was just
a helicopter ride. And then he clicked her in like
a baby yorn into her seat. She liked her getting
all clicked in with this like he he tucked her
in so she felt safe on the helicopter.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Meanwhile, the fucking like the soldier he didn't check in with.
She wants to feel.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Safe because these guys haven't made her feel safe. Am
I losing everybody? Because but I felt like it got real? Wed,
is your basement flooding?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Jerry a good listener and your kind eyes.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I lifted Jerry up and I picked her right off
when he arrived by his ass.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Can you imagine me picking up Jerry.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's crazy. Okay, listen, let it go. What I'm saying
is the guy last.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Week military man did not comfort.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Her he didn't check and she wanted She wanted that.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And if he had checked in checked her been like
I've got you and me hold your hands, eye contacts.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
That every woman does, everybody.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I would I would want somebody to be like if
I'm scared, I would want somebody to check in acually,
somebody if they've done it ten times, fifteen thousand times,
like to be like like you're jumping that plane, yes,
to comfort you, to feel like a safe place. It
sounds like she has safety issues. He comforted her and

(24:32):
that's what she was looking for in the parishing and
she didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
And he took this.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
He clicked her like, he just kept checking in with her.
I won't say there was one misstep. I know, here's
my misstep. They go and they go, they have their dinner.
They had a good kiss. Afterwards, they had a nice kiss.
They go to the uh they go. She had a
pink dress with a really long Her outfits are crazy,

(24:56):
a really long chain.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
It's very like junior prom. It's crazy. I thought I
was this a special date.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
That she loves a shrug. She loves he shrug shrug.
She loves a shrug. It's very like it's feeling her
like doctor Chivago. But we're in Australia. It's summer, you know,
it's like a weird it's very weird. So so he
was nervous for dinner. So she's like, you were such
a gentleman. You open doors, you check my seatbelt, you
made me feel cared for and and rather than say

(25:27):
to me, he should have taken a moment maybe they
edited it out, but been like thank you, like I
really wanted to make sure you're okay. He went like, yeah,
that resonated for me because I also got like it
does he I know he was nervous about getting his
trauma out quickly, but like there was no like checking in.
She just shared something like I like you, and I
felt say, I'm kind of liking you, and he was like,

(25:49):
let me just dump on you.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
How I got cheated up? Like and I feel like
I wish that it had been.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Not about I did.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I was still rooting for him.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I think he was so worried about getting this out,
but I felt like he brought another woman into the
room when he could have connected with her about that.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
I think that happens too much on the show.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
The entire night was a sea of trauma.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
The sea of trauma. Yeah, you know. You get on
these dates and it's like, what do we talk about?
Let's talk about all the things that I wouldn't do
to you, like cheat on you, Like this happened to me,
so that's why I would never do it to you.
I'm going to be open for you.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
That was my one misstep for eye contact. Asked questions
to ask other than that a great date. But I
felt like he was so worried about getting out that
he'd been cheated on.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
But that that's the thing. I chalked this up to production.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Right them at a table in the middle of a
hallway cavern hallway.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Ostensibly it's supposed to be a dinner.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Nobody's eating anything, there's no waiters, they're drinking, there's no
other tables on stage. It's like, so, what do you
want to talk about?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
And then trom I'm supposed to tell you the thing
that makes me like soulful or something.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
I don't know I have. Yeah, I can't. I I've
been cheated on before and now I know it's a
crazy thing.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
I can't kid.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
I can't imagine telling somebody on the first day you
know what has happened to me? Yeah, I've been cheated on?

Speaker 13 (27:30):
Yeah, no.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Is we gotta we gotta kiss first before?

Speaker 6 (27:38):
I do want to say was it was it? Did
he need to get out?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Though?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
First off?

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Like because the next question after I've been engaged before,
what happened?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
And that's actually led you know what? Wise? So wise?

Speaker 6 (27:55):
I was like listening and I'm like, yeah, I know
he dumped right into that, but also I think it
would be natural. Really, hey, I've been engaged before. That's
something that needs to be said. And then I you
know what what happened?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I think you're wise? You know what he needed to
let her know he'd been engaged.

Speaker 12 (28:11):
Yeah, you're right, that has not done enough wisdom on
this show, on this podcast is doing.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
I think Maggie.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
All my expectations.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Is she a wizard's wisdom?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, she's a wizard, she's our band off.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Can be here every week.

Speaker 14 (28:34):
No, But I also thought when you were talking about
coming to New York, she's coming to New York, coming here,
I gotta come to New York, coming in New York.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
You're coming to is going to be go ahead? What
were you?

Speaker 12 (28:44):
I felt like you I refuse to hear the date.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I refuse at this point for God's sake.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Anyway, I felt like the date was a little rushed.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Uh, you were like a production wise, I felt like
in general, like I was like, we're on a helicopter,
look at all, now we're her.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I feel like there was this one was just kind
of rushed all together.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
So I was thinking maybe the same thing of like, oh,
they sat down and it was like, guys, you.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Know, because.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
There was five days.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Fantastic episode, we're not going to cover any of it
in this.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Four hours later date again, so they're stripping.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay. So basically they go on the date.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
He's been engaged, she is feeling him. They bought a
house together two months before she comes home. She's like,
I need to think about it. She was cheating on him,
She's he was in the dark for a while. It
was a hard punch to take. He was betrayed and
then and then after the engagement he had he had

(29:54):
trust issues.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
But he's very ready. But he's been four years. It's
not like he just got like broken up, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Anything?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Though, when he said I was engaged, I went oh, interesting,
Like so many of these guys just.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Seem like players.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, he seems like the type of guy would get
engaged looking for love like he does, seems earnest, in genuine.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
He actually does seem like he's here. He actually does
not seem like he's here for his pet business. He
seems like he's here for a lot.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
That pet business is going on, print our pet dot com.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
And also to that point, I think, like one thing
that I've realized, especially being of age and all these
children on the show, like they don't know anything about
relationships for the most part. So and not to say
being engaged qualifies you to know about relationships, But I
was engaged.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes, and I'm a divorcing same.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
I'm i was engaging no longer, but.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Like I'm divorced.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
No longer, I'm.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Engaged, no longer engaged, and then no longer.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Married and no longer.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
You learn a lot about relationships and that it is.
It is refreshing to see children on the show actually
like know what it takes to be in a relationship. Yes,
especially at the top the top of the show.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
So I'm liking him.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
My one problem though, the Spandex suit pants. We got
to be done with that that's done. I don't like it.
I don't mind the no socks, but the like super
tight pants. We're done with that, right stop that as
is too.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Big for that exactly.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I think that, I think most people is not a
great look. All right, I need to hear from the
production team. Take the floor. How are you feeling? What
did you think of this date?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Your heads at? I missed you. I love you.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
He doesn't.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
He doesn't have a chance.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
I don't think so either.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
No, what is the confusion here?

Speaker 5 (32:03):
I don't think.

Speaker 8 (32:05):
I've seen him? Man, second, he was like, I have
something to tell you. I was like, he was cheated on.
This is a person I've looked at and I knew
immediately he's been cheated on.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Exactly on the first day.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
What noodle or something?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
You feel like there's no connection.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I don't see the connection there gets fucked right?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Like to watch you know.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I just like, I just I.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Enjoy you to have changed.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I've learned. I'm learning.

Speaker 13 (32:49):
No, I think we've just watched so much of this
we can just see it instantly and be like, Nope,
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Okay, I I kind of feel I didn't. I don't
think I felt the chemistry totally.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
He's not a bad way enough, not because mother nature
goes against what a.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Hometown and it should.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
I don't know if maybe you're right, I didn't realize
wet noodles weren't in.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Vogue right now.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
He's not exciting.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
N She's not like j J out there like she
wants either.

Speaker 13 (33:24):
Like like it's gonna be someone like Sam who she
wants to fuck so fucking bad, or it's gonna be
them who she just like can't stop thinking about her.

Speaker 10 (33:32):
Dad lived in the basement of what the house of
her picking a nice man?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Dad, she's gonna pick, you know what, the boner machine.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I wish we had a basement for my dad to
live in, but it was too wet. In Little Compton,
there were no basements. It's a crawl space. I wish
she could have lived in the basement. If I was
twenty three year old me, I would never have picked
a nice man.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Also when you're that.

Speaker 13 (34:01):
Young too, I mean it's just well, I think she's
a twenty seven so she's getting there. Yeah, you don't
pick her. You're thinking when that's not therapy cooking, you're
not thinking, well.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Hasn't done the work.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Hey, listen, any final things on our seven hours journey
here before we take a break. I thank god it's you.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
I think you're doing great. Keep it up.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
We love him, We love him?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
All right, okay, story, we take a break and I
go get the colder water. Now, okay, all right, we'll
be right back.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
But the bones zone.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
We're okay.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You guys are just going to text from Ellen from
we have contact with Teresa and Ellen.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I really hope they say yes. I love them so much.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Wouldn't they tell him? Jerry is going to be there.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
They love I'm Maggie, Jerry and Maggie. I gotta get there.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I gotta get there.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, it's gonna be So it's really fun, Doctor Vanana,
How fun is it?

Speaker 8 (35:08):
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I'm excited to literally we always have.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I'm sold.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
We do, we do.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I am excited. Okay, So here we are. Okay, so
here we are. I'm gonna say this is one of
the best group dates they've ever done.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
So they go Milbourne.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Aside from the terrible stand up show that they had
midday last week at a coffee shop.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Oh yeah, so rude, so weird.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Also you're ugly the worst. It is just like and.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
It's also brought nothing's funny during the day with four
people in a coffee shop.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
When the guy leans over and goes, are you funny?
And he goes no, it's like how self aware? Growing
on me.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
The guy that had the bandages, I feel like he
was the one that was like, no, I'm not funny
with this.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
We were justciting about that what we made. He may
be our sleeper pick and she.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Likes she and he was hot and as and when
he was dancing was he was hot?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
She picked him?

Speaker 5 (36:14):
She picked him.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Cut this out because it's completely inappropriate. I was like, oh,
he's gonna giant dingus.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Okay, I do want to say. I was like, was
that pad thing?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Because he'll never tells to not tell her you'll cut
it out?

Speaker 5 (36:33):
I was.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I was, and ye, we wear pads all day.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
The coup but his cot cup, yes, cut of his
like his but like a full.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
I was like, wow, I called it. He was a firefighter, right, yeah.
They were like the winner is I was like, firefighter.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
He'd been huge, Like I was like, whoa had a
huge hose.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
I was looking at all their dicks and you're the
you're the boner patrol.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Did you notice that it was big? Geeze Louise a
huge dangus.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Congratulations Jonathan God you okay, okay, okay, here we are
so we do they.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Keep that in? Going to take it out of the film.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Also, he'll love it that radio.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I mean, look, Sam and the Love Virgin. What a
fucking as if you're not a tool. The guy freaks out,
hurts his hand. So there's a lot of listeners that
don't watch. Basically, they're like, we're in this gorgeous theater
like Selby mos Plater also Sounder, you're gonna fucking strip.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
It's gonna be like, you.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Know, magic Mike and the guys got nervous, but I
felt like they all rose to the child.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
It was fun.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
It was themselves. They took the pressure off, all of
them have some fun.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, and like and I felt you could see there
was a sincere terror.

Speaker 10 (38:01):
Yeah, he was nervous, and I'm just like, bro, you
is everybody's fun.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
He got angry.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
He was like and then and now Anna is triggered
by him.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Anna, he reminds Hervanna's brothers and then he hurt his hands.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Send him home?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Send him? Did he stay why?

Speaker 10 (38:21):
I I don't know, but you don't want to go
to hometowns with this person. You don't want to meet
his persian ass family.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
You don't want anything to do with his mother.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
You want nothing to do with his mother.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Okay, dude, how about him doing the waterfall?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Watching him drop?

Speaker 10 (38:36):
Everything about him is everything my brother has been like,
I don't want to do that. I can't do that.
I can't do this. No I can't, I can't no no,
it's like shut the fuck, no fun, no, no fun.
Raised like he's the king of the goddamn home.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
I'm so triggered by him. He's just basically my brother.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
I just like I can't with Sam and send him home.
He's useless. He's not gonna do anything. He curls his eyelashes.
He's gonna be very annoying for the rest your life.
You're gonna be spending the rest of your life wiping
his ass for him, because you are just going to
be a replacement for his mother.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Ye wow, And he ain't got a good day, not
even the clean ass. It's not even the clean ass. Terrible, shame, terrible.
He got on my nerves.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Man, he was such a chode. He was such a joe.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
That's he is such a joke. Like you were like,
I'm offended, I'm your love.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
He felt like the guy with the daughter, the fucking
loser with the daughter.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yo yo.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
He felt like yosef okay. Also Karen McCall shout out
who wrote legally Bland. She listens to our podcast. She
texted me, well, it's clear now what Marcus has been
doing since the military. He's an excellent striper.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Was he was really good. He was really good. Okay,
so here is good.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
So they learned how to do the body roll, the
dolphin dive. Sam m fucked up his hand doing the waterfall.
What a fucking chod. I mean, this loser, this guy, it's.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Just a he's moping around.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
And I said, and I.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Know Devin sucks, but I've got to give it to him.
He is the fact. Like look and to sea of
we've met all the contestants.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
They are they are ripped, they are.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Ripped, they are tall, they are just physical builds. And
like he's just a regular guy and he I.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
Mean he's had body issues in the past, he still went.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
For it and he had fun and enjoyed himself.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
He did the past, and honestly, in a weird way,
I felt like he could have even made more of
a joke about himself, but I felt like he was joking.
But but like still tried and and I felt for
as I felt for you.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Guys are falling for this.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Ship, and he sucks.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
He sucks.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
But I don't. I don't like I don't. I don't
like him.

Speaker 15 (40:57):
Okay, this episode, this episode, this episode.

Speaker 13 (41:05):
I think he's going to be the type of person
where it's like flip flops each week. Like some weeks
we love him, some weeks we hate like him, some
weeks we hate him.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Okay, but okay, here's what I'm gonna say. Let's finish
time about the dance and then we'll get to the Devin.
Is that okay? Because I feel like we can't or
do you want to wait till the Okay? Okay, Okay,
So everybody's damn saying Dylan was the CEO.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
He was great. He was great. Marcus was the sexy astronaut.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
He can't with that helmet broke, he broke that helmets
back he broke that helmets back.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Baby.

Speaker 12 (41:43):
That was.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
That helmet is gonna have TMJ, that I got.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
HPVDM wow that home I got.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
So then like he was just so then we have.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Then there was like I can't even know the chef,
chef fluster, this idiot.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
He's such a tool.

Speaker 16 (42:18):
Sam. It was just like all that he talks. I
was like, first of all, dude, your body isn't the
best one, which is fine, it's okay, but like.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Don't act like it is. Yes. But then there's like
you coming in and you're like I'm going I'm gonna
do some ship. That's going.

Speaker 12 (42:35):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
I'm like, bro, that's all you do?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
He just fucked.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
He sucked the Floorare he took an afpron off and
banged the floor.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Wow wow bro.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
But then the ladies turn to her and go, not him.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
You're here too hot for him. And that's a bad
sign cause she said.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Like going on this crazy actual yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
And they both were like, don't poison.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Well, I don't know if I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
They're correct.

Speaker 13 (43:04):
They all the women in the saar like they are correct.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I have to say that Katie's right.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
They're correct, correct, correct, but you haven't asked me.

Speaker 13 (43:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
He's also like not a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
He's also not they haven't talked about anything. You haven't
had a conversations, had a conversation, so like eventually, you know,
it's like.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
You bother me you he's so he has no conversation.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
And she's starting to realize it too. I mean, I
know we're jumping, but even at the end when she
was like you don't have anything to say about what? Yeah,
that was her saying like, yeah, what do we like?
We haven't I'm realizing that Devin sucks.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Devin could talk to her, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Fizzles. It fizzles, that.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Thing, especially when you get long hoses like Jonathan, you
don't need, you don't.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Need the Sam Jonathan comes out, he's in fire fighter
and those pants. I was like, whoa wow that was
and he's nice, he said it was.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
It was a fun group.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
It was fun because they did all have a good
time with it and for.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
The most part they're they're enjoying each other and they're
not being total tool. There's a few they've got the
Devons and this, and like fucking Thomas has been such
an idiot he's such an idiot.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
He like, I've never seen such sidekick energy on this
show with Thomas. It is like perfect you are you
want to be Robin?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I mean, much money would you pay for Spider What
Spider Man?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Peter Parker?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
What's the guy with the guy freaked out? I did it?
I did it? Mom? What's his name? Kim could have
been on this If Kim could have been on.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
This date, I would have loved. I love him so
I love Hikim.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
He came, cracked me up.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, he got cut. I'm devastation he was.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I could have watched him for honestly, if there had
been like a twenty four hour like Big Brother cam on,
I just watch.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
I mean, we knew he was getting cut mutually.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
But I hope. I didn't expect him to go home
this week.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
No, I thought we would have a little more Hicky
because he was incredible sincere television. Okay, so then to
end the stripping, your fucking brother comes out panicky because
he's such a dipshit that he will not even strip,
and like Devin, a body imagicues actually dance and then
like this fool comes out. He's like whoa, whoa, whoa,

(45:41):
Cut the music, cut the music. He's like, look, I'm
here for one thing. I'm not here for like anagrams.
I'm here because I am in love with you. Jo
was like, what you for thirty seconds?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I in love with you?

Speaker 12 (45:56):
Did?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I did go over?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
It was like it said it was really terrible, and
then he was a shame and then he was ashamed.
He didn't even own it. He did it and then
regretted it and later was like trying, Oh it was
so the cleanup. The clean up was, let's just talk
about it. So then he's like talking to everybody. If
you're gonna do that, just nut up and fake it
to make it own it. Don't be like everything about

(46:21):
him is like a tattletale, you know, like just look
at Anna's face, please take the mic is your girls.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Which is like, okay, whatever, it's just annoying. But he
there's this thing in like Persian culture where it's called
like the Golden penis what and it's.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
It's Irish culture. I know all about it.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
It's like it's culture.

Speaker 10 (46:56):
That like the families treat the suns like they're like
God's gift to the world. Okay, so his whole life,
he's been told he's right, he's perfect. His mother has
babied him. He for sure still lives at home because
why would he move out.

Speaker 8 (47:10):
Mommy takes care of you.

Speaker 10 (47:11):
He's been coddled his whole life. He has no reason
to like do anything he doesn't want to do because
he's been always told he's right his whole life.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Because it's the golden penis. And it's true.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
If there's a literal saying they say, they say, like
that's the.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Golden penis, it's very real.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yeah, if they found that on the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
The golden penis, the golden penis.

Speaker 10 (47:39):
So and that's Sam like exudes that energy, like it
makes me so angry just honestly, I'm just triggered because
he is my brother, Like that's my brother.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Also to do like it was, you did everything wrong
in that moment. Yes, even like if you don't come
out and professional love at least don't cut the music,
yeah music or if you yeah, do it and then
like just on but show like something man like you
just said, I think I'm fall in love with you
and then go sit down. Honestly think you look good

(48:11):
that yes, you know he didn't.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
But cutting the music was really yeah, no.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Way, I'm saying that in silence way.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Well, Jonathan is mister love down under. Sam m is
mad at Sam n because he's like.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
He doesn't understand ferocious loves.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
The water.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
You doesn't understand what are you talking?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
It's like it's like, what is it? From a man means.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Toxic as fuck?

Speaker 15 (48:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yes, so then they so.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Then the after party, Jonathan polls her away first. And
I also noticed it's like all these people like you
get special time, you don't get any special time. It's
like they win and there's nothing but they won. And
he's like, I'm gonna kiss you right away before you
get pulled out. Hot smart move. Then Devin came in
and here we go. Here we get ready, buckle up, Buttercup,
here we go. He came in and he goes, it

(49:13):
was a big deal for me to do that dance move.
I was a heavy kid and I was insecure, you know,
And they yeah, and she.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Just really felt for it. She she I guess.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Then they chatted again later she felt, oh, well, there's
more chatting later. There's a bigger talk later, we can
talk about him like, do you want to just do it?
Should just all right? So so she comes up later
in the episode after Aaron is like, somebody's not here
for the right reason, so he.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Pulls her aside.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
He's like, I respect you, and that was I feel
like I saw you for the first time all over
again because you're just being auth that. And she's like,
I always feel like I have to be perfect and bubbly,
which I actually had.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I feel like I read I do.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I can relate to people being like, oh, you're not fun,
You're not like I like you. When you're fine, It's like, well,
I'm a human being and sometimes i'm and like sometimes
certain people I've dated people that can't deal when I'm
not like up and entertaining and.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Like that you have to be on yeah and like
that sweet yeah and.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
A good mood.

Speaker 15 (50:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
The purpose of a relationship is so I can be off.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 (50:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
It's important for her, but like it's people like no,
you're my little like cheerleaders like that sometimes you're off,
And like I actually find when I'm with people that
I don't have to sort of be on for, then
I actually feel more up because I don't have to be,
but so I actually really that's what I liked about her,
and I understood I really related to that. And so

(50:42):
then Devin was like, I just respect you so much,
blah blah blah, and like I actually he seemed authentic
in the mind. I liked him this episode.

Speaker 13 (50:54):
I don't know, he just he he was like, you know,
self conscious, but he rose to the occasion and he
was fun with it. And I also the way that
like Sam and Thomas, like just there's such a little.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Dicks to him.

Speaker 13 (51:07):
Yeah, It's like I felt like this episode especially it
wasn't warranted.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
It was just like it wasn't warranted this episode.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
It wasn't And he was standing up for his friends,
which I thought was like I was like, what where
did this?

Speaker 13 (51:17):
And he was like, I'd apologize, and he got mad
at me because okay, I didn't get mad at you,
got so mad at Jerry so mad.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I just think he sucks.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
But I think I think this.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Is what I got mad about.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
A chance of winning.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
This is crazy. Doesn't have a chance.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
At least. I don't know she's going to text to
them though it's gonna be talking. I do not know.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I cannot wear a shirt to save his life. Explained,
callers are off wrong.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
When it makes them stand out in this group, though
it makes me stands.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Was like Jerry has to get.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Katie goes first, and.

Speaker 13 (52:05):
There's a way that they communicate and that they look
at each other. And when like they were watching the strippers,
the way they were standing next to her, she kept
checking in with him that.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
I was like, Oh, he's going to win this thing.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
It's a very interesting connection, almost like.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
A couple already.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Yeah, because they're very comfortable, like settled in a little bit.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Yes, because he keeps a barreling into everybody's date, everybody's
it's working.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I can to a point.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Ice cream makes me so mad.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
He brought her, He brought her some ice cream and
she ate that ice cream. Yes, will you bring ice
cream and they eat it? You are in this happens
and Jerry, I get it moved.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
So we got I cut questions to ask the ice.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Well, you can remove listening because you don't need you
can be a loud mouth.

Speaker 13 (53:09):
He he doesn't know, he doesn't he asked follow up questions.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
A lot of guys don't.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Good lawyering situations. I'll put it down.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yes, I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
It bothers me when the bachelorette can't see through ship.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Like this and no agree, latsay he sucked, last say
he sucks.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
And the week before that he sucks that he s
He had that.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
Thing with Thomas and she like was listening and she
was like nodding her head whenever Devin would see because
he was manipulating.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
But he was manipulating like a great.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
That's not a good.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
No, it's not agree.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
That's he's really seizing on words and twisting. He sucks.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I've dated that and it sucks. I've dated that.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
I think this episode would make Devon not look as
bad is the fact that sam M and Thomas looked worse.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yes, agreed, doesn't look good.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Oka, wait one seconds for our listeners at home, and
there's a lot that do not watch. Will you explain
what samm and Thomas are doing?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Yes? So, first of all, sam M gives off bro
bro bro toxic possessive right like this whole episode, I
am like, Bro, are you here for her or do
you just care about the like he got mad as

(54:45):
sam in he gets mad at Devin. It's like, dude,
you're not trying to fuck either one of them, Like stop,
you are here for and it feels like you are
s He said three times in one episode today, I'm
done with you. I don't respect you. I was like, bro,
then actually be done.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I'm gonna keep the main thing. I'm gonna keep the
main thing, the main thing.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
And then like even though sam Ann was laying yeah,
like the way that sam M and Thomas were cackling
and ship, and then Devin looked better when he was like, no, dude,
you don't have to apologize, and they're sitting on the
bench he and and Kekian and ship.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Like that for b Big Daddy that was in Big
Big Daddy that was in the Bandages.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Yeah, I mean Jonathan is talking about but like and
and in every step of the way, like everything that
sam M is saying, I got this, I got this.
He lost the stripping thing, he didn't get the first rows.
He like he is and he is eating him. Oh,
she wouldn't be with the dude. I can't see a
girl that loves to do like me and him. What

(55:51):
the fuck are you talking about? What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
All of them are off?

Speaker 15 (55:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
So three of them are off.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
He well, DEVI was off.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yes, yes, Jerry tru that you.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Were vibing so hard with a woman.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Yeah, and you clearly have the chem all the chemistry,
and this dude is just the worst type of.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Dude in your marks type of dude.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
And then he gets the rose. Would you not be
completely confused?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Okay, So here's here's what I say. I would be
here from Jaquith. I would be confused, but I would
only be confused if I actually was genuine. He is
not genuine to me, Like so, like somm it's a
it's a competition, and it is a competition. I understand that,

(56:44):
but like he's not genuine to me, and so like
he's not had a conversation with her. He just views
this as like, wait a minute, you like him more
than me. Like if it was somebody I was genuinely
interested in and we were vibing, I was like, wait
a minute, I'm doing all this and this dude who
sucks what It's like he's not given anything.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Follow up Devil's advocate to that, Yes, you don't feel
that Devon is also playing a game.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
They're all playing.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
I think they're all.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
He's playing he wants to be the villain. He's trying
to be. He wants to go to King Paradise, wants
he wants to be.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
I get that he came off as more genuine in
this in this episode, but I do not believe he
is a genuine person.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
That's fair.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I don't don't.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Arden's pointing right at me, she's agreeing with me.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
I think Devon. I think Devon, I agree, actually does
like Jin, and I don't think it's just so he
can sleep with her, not saying this all. Sam m
is there therefore, and I think, like I think he
is actually there to date Jin, and he doesn't give
a ship about the other dudes.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
You don't think he's not You don't think he's goning
to be the villain and trying to get to Paradise.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
I think he probably knows he might not make it,
so he has a backup.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Playing like he always gives the toast first at the egg.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Yeah, I mean I know dudes like Devon, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Dud reminds the tea sher to assign homework.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
And you know that. But dudes like Devon succeed though.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
They just.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Annoying.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Yes, Katie, I see you leaning in. No, I was
just gonna agree.

Speaker 13 (58:29):
Like he he knows how to like make him make
himself memorable.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I don't think he's necessarily there to be a villain.

Speaker 13 (58:37):
I think he does like her, and I think he
does maybe he wants to win it, you know that
kind of.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
When he does pull things, will like constantly interrupting or saying,
the guy's gonna let you all have your time, and
then he does it anyway. That's once, but that's trying
to get the villain at it.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
I just think he is of I don't even think
he's trying. I just think he's kind of a sleeve ball.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
I believe I can see this behavior. He just comes
off a scummy mm hmm. And I don't like and I.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Don't trust a dude like that, scumming that goes on
a show like this, And I get every season there's
someone that's like, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Here for you, Maan, I'm here for her. I'm here
for love or whatever, and I'm so in that the
main thing. Because of that ethos.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I'm gonna treat everyone around me like ship and I
just don't It never works out.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
But you think Devin is that and not Sam because
Sam is saying that a lot, but Sam continually keeps
caring about the other dudes.

Speaker 12 (59:29):
Yeah, Jam, and it's like, calm down, dude, But Devin is.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
I think you're right though, And I think that might
be you know how they always do the thing where
like they're the standouts in the beginning and everybody's talking
about them, and then it's never that person. I feel
like we're in that, like we're talking about all these
people right now, it's not gonna be any of them.

Speaker 13 (59:56):
I think I think Devin makes it to I think
Devin makes it to like the nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Do you think he's gonna go to fantasy because she's
sleep with Devin's a child him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Yeah, I think they have. They have a lot of chemistry.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Hey, listen as somebody with a big old belly. You
know what I'm saying. You know we can, we can?
You know you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Devin?

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
Yeah, that's the thing is you brother.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
You're underestimating how far a goober can get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Every day, doctor Banana, I like when you come in
with your truth bomb, take the doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Can I tell you the energy that Devion gives me?
And like not to the degree as far as talent
and blah blah blah. But you know the energy Devon
gets me that like I don't get it. Energy is
Pete Davison. Yeah, oh my god, he gives me Pete
david It was like I don't get it, but he
pulled baddies. I seriously, he gives me that energy where

(01:01:02):
it's just like I don't get it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
It's the certain level of confidence he brings to his
that is attractive to women.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
I have Davidson and he's fucking attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
And you know what a lot of people say about
him is that he's also very kind in a relationship.
They say he's like a wonderful partnerstener because you grab as.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Brings the ice cream. Can you talk a helmet?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
The two girls.

Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
The two girls said about Devon he's got big dick
energy and he absolutely got big they did.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Wow. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Meanwhile, Sam n goes, I want to address the yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Food in the room. You know, I feel is huge dick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Firefighters dingus so then Sam m and Thomas m so.
Then they get if I like you whisper too much?
You say mutual respect, but you don't believe it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
WHOA I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna lie. I
don't like whispers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, so then she goes to he goes then so
then sam m goes back and he's like, did you
like chef fluster?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
She's like, I don't make you flutter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
He goes, nah, you just bother me, like you need
new words.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
And then she goes like it was just like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
He's not used to putting in this much time. It
was just brutal, close the deal back home in South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yes, he's so brutal Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Yeah, he's so. He's so Myrtle Beach. He's the myrtle turtle. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
And then they rose for the group date went to
big Dick, Big Dick, Daddy Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
No, no, David. Yeah, Jonathan got the trophy thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Jonavan won the stripper.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Did yet the group rose.

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
Rose.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
I'm telling you, wow, you know why? You know why
I think he got the rose one because I think
she does like him. And two like Sam in also
being uncomfortable but pulling the cord and then seeing him
be uncomfortable and actually go for it. Yes, Sam helped,

(01:03:26):
he helped him in a way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah, they were both freaking out and he and he
also did it in a way that was funny but
trying and not just and not just a joke.

Speaker 13 (01:03:38):
Yeah, he was like sincere but not it was like
it was a really good balance.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
He did a good job.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
I felt like he was really comfortable talking about like
his insecurity. Yeah, like he wasn't like it wasn't forced,
it wasn't like here's my stuff. It was just like
a conversation between two people being like, oh, this was
hard for me today and here's why.

Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
And it wasn't a trauma dump.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
He was just and also like, let's be realized, he
looks like a regular guy, you know what I mean,
And like he's just any He's any guy that an
you know, anybody could go out with that's not like
one hundred hours a day at the gym.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
And like I could I didn't see him at the
top of the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah, I like I could see if I had to
go up against all these like sports illustrated models and
it's like a fucking bikini like sexy dance company, like
I would feel nervous, like having.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
And you would win. I would wag all the little
I would win.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
It was exactly what I would do, and then I
would fuck my helmet and then I would get off stage,
ring out the icecare grab an ass, make icon it
but like did you like that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
And then it's it's exactly that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Well, any final thoughts on the group date, I'm gonna
say one of the most fun group dates they've ever had.
It was fun and I think because of how rather
than the Josef going this is like the guys all
had a good time. It wasn't like I'm degraded. They're
like this is fun.

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
There was one doctor under that I was like, oh,
you were horny for I like pose it. I went Instagram,
could not find his instagram. I was like, which one
is he?

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Which guy?

Speaker 10 (01:05:07):
And then I was looking at the thunderfront down it
was one of them.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
He was just one of the guys. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I gotta I have a story to tell you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
But I went to their Instagram and then it was
just like their instagram is then being like, hey, this
is us all just hanging out Amsterdam because I guess
they travel.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it's just like hot. I was you
you you're somebody rang your bell?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:34):
There was one that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I was like, oh mom, I need to know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:38):
I'll find them and I'll send a screenshop. But I
went to their instagram and there's just all these instagram
because of be like, hey man, here's this in front
of the CN You're like, just like what it's like
the hottest dudes you've ever seen, just.

Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
Being like I'm walking around Europe and I was like,
this is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
So when I was on my TV, we had to
go we I was married, but it didn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
I got one free pass. I went Thunder from down Nutterer.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
No, we went to go do I went to go
do like comedy, red carpet stuff at the Billboard Awards
and they we had a night off and the woman
that I was doing with we brought this guy who
was like this right, we went to the Thunder from
down Utter. We dragged this straight writer and so he
was in the bathroom beforehand and there, I guess they

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had like noticed that the excels Excess ex Caliber Hotel
and Casino, which is like kind of a dumb and
there the guys he was in the bathroom. They seemingly
had like no dressing room. The guys are in there
like applying like liquid eyeliner and then like made eye
contact in the mirror with my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Were like this. Oh, like had a look.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Of panic, ran into the bathroom and then had like
explosive diarrha, oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
God, I like right before the show, and then like
came out and was like grinding on people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I never laughed so hard of my he like he
saw it was just like one of the dancers right
before the show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
You guys are laughing, like anyway, that's what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Literally in my head, I'm like they can I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Yeah, he had explosive diarrhea, like he heard it happen,
and then it was like ladies like and the guy
was like right out there and then like grinding on women.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Isn't that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I was, is this like a weird?

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
What this is how COVID started?

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I mean like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Everyone they were like thongs and stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Yeah, he was like just on their buttle, You'll be fine.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
I wonder if like, is that like a weird you know,
like a lot of dancers have weird diet things that
they do or.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
Whatever, like pre cleanse, like it was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Something to like apparently apparently he looked really risky.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Considering what you're about to.

Speaker 13 (01:07:53):
Be doing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Every night, every night, pretty risky.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
I think it was just like off.

Speaker 13 (01:08:06):
That you know in Germany.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Oh my god, Okay, okay, well anyway that's the story
and uh yeah that just like but maybe because I
knew it while it was happening at that so like
I already had never been to like a male strip
club and then so I was already like like my
friend was like this just so then to add that,
I was like, wait what it was the craziest piece

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of information. Anyway, WHOA, Let's take a quick break and
then we'll be right back. We'll talk about the Aaron
fucking talk about Chodes Aaron, this guy, this fool okay,
the day where they go racing and then he okay,
okay and and' and we're gonna take a break.

Speaker 15 (01:08:53):
Bank I need a sexual time out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
And we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Hey everybody, all right, So here we go. We'll go
to the racetrack and we have Hikeim San Diego Mullet,
We have Aaron the twin and who.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Is the fourth person, Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy one that
brought the car yeskiin was a terrible driver.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Can we discuss Hiquem's driving skills?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Never drove a stick, put the clutch?

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
And then Jeremy, who ships his car, still loses.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I mean that was I was confused about how he lost?

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Yeah, no, no, no, sorry Aaron, how he lose.

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
By two seconds?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
But it sucks? So then Aaron goes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Aaron said the phrase, so so Jeremy kissed and they
lost the race. Aaron said the phrase, I'm sorry, but
this guy just is like such like a tool. He's like,
I want to be a hot boy and hot boys
go fast. That phreezing is like, no, guy that's actually hot,
says I want to be a hot like a grown

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ass man. I want to be a hot boy and
hot boys go first.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
That's what I say my morning meditation, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
I want to be says it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
I want to be a hot boy and hot boys
go fast. So you also got a call from the
Air Force that.

Speaker 17 (01:10:35):
Was like, hey, if you want to be a fighter pilot,
your lifelong trees And I just felt like he really
did not want to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Why do you think that is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Just a good feeling?

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
You have a got feeling about it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Me too, Where do you think you'd rather be.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Somewhere, maybe around a bunch of dudes. I don't know,
fighting country.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I'm not saying anywhere. I don't know where he'd run.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
I mean he had a choice there, and I think
he took the choice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
I think just not there. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
It's not up to me to guess where he'd rather be.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
I don't either.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
He wants to hunt.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
I think we all have gut feelings about who wants
to be a hot boy, and hot boys go fast, So.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
I think that's right. I think the man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Writing, but that's very clear. Then he goes was he.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Wearing a pearl necklace? At this point? I can't real
he was? Was he?

Speaker 11 (01:11:54):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
By the way, those have been like they were cool
four years.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Ago fighting, I never were.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
They were not on him, not on him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
They were never cool on him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
But there were other guys that look cute on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Not that said before.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
It's like saying that bacon dresses were meats just because
Lady Gaga could do it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
During Gabby season, he pulled off a pearl necklace.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Only only a very few selective people can pull it off. Yeah,
and not if somebody was style they.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Were like in a boy band. Yeah, exactly, exactly like
a boy band.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
But then when you have like, but would you wear
it while drinking champagne out of a flute?

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
You know he wants to be a I mean, go fast.
I can't argue with it. That's the episode I can't
argue with.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Doctor was kind. It's also like the chunkiest pearl necklace you've.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Ever seen, Like it was it costs like four dollars
some clarity.

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
It was just it was just too big.

Speaker 13 (01:13:01):
It just was the goodyest it felt really it felt
really chunky.

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
It was it was a statement.

Speaker 17 (01:13:08):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Like she goes, she goes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Sallow.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Yeah, it felt like a Claire.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
You remember that scene in Home Alone too, when Macaulay
Culkin is running from them and he like pays for
the pearls. That was like.

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
If it ripped, he would have killed multiple man.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Yes, Joe Pesci's.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Going, he could have got away from criminals.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
He goes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
So then they go Austin one and uh, the twin
needs to get clarity. So I can't remember if this
was Austin.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Read that book, the book Personal Growth book.

Speaker 14 (01:13:58):
I mean Aaron Aaron after after his twin got the
book on Emotional Maturity from spent.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
From them the Bennett that's the Harvard choke. Okay, cut
me out, saying Tode, I don't want Teresa to hear
me after so many times, I'm sorry, Teresa.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I'm sorry Theresa. I won't say Joe to Brooklyn. I promise,
I promise.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Okay, it's just not we want to. We want her
to think we're elegant.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
We're not.

Speaker 13 (01:14:31):
We'reas listened to this again, they're very but we're fun
and we're sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
So then come to the show, Teresa Ellen, come play
with us.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
So then so they go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Somebody says to her, you look super sexy in your jumpsuit.
She I love a good adrenaline rush. Oh no, this
was this was the twin. Aaron goes, you look super
sexy in your jumpsuit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
She said, I love a good adrenaline law. Do you you?
She knew.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
He's like, funny, you should mention it. I and she
He's like, well, I'm a I'm a pilot. I've been
I've actually flown even in bad weather. I'm like, yeah, congratulations,
what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Yeah, exactly what.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
It's going to be a lot harder than that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
So then Jeremy, uh, Jeremy, they actually had an okay chat.
He's like, he's like, he's like, you seem fun, you know, like,
but I feel comfortable with you. It's comfortable fun, you know,
She's like, and then she said, I also related to this,
that she's dated guys that she had to dim down

(01:15:43):
successes from and that she had to take her shine
off of. Also related, Also related you related to related.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
I love that she said that me too.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Explain where guys can't handle it if you're shining as
a woman or you're successful, like, they get really threatened.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
You gotta make yourself smaller.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
You have to make yourself smaller so they don't feel Oh,
a lot of guys, A lot of guys, yes, threatening,
doctor Banana.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
So then she's like, she's like, I got put into
a mold. I couldn't be outgoing in bold. And then
he's like, I am a crush and she's like, Jeremy
makes me feel thought of Yeah, okay, it came.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Wait can we go back to Jeremy.

Speaker 6 (01:16:24):
Yes, she was waiting for him to kiss her. Yes, sorry,
I think she kissed him.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Oh okay, wait, when he saw the car.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
No, yeah, I like that, but I also felt like
I was like Jimmy, she's waiting kiss kiss but then
h and it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
It was good kids. But I agree kissed him. I know,
I agree. I think she kissed him too.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
He was the one that stopped the car, right, Yeah,
I thought that was a I thought it was a
pretty good move. I liked him too, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
The petition matter, I might as well stall the car
and have some fun.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Because also, you're right, there is no bonus, there is
no alone time.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
So then somebody won and they did get alone time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Mullet san Diego mulla Ware of course got the malla.
And then there's that ocean of guys trauma bonding with her.
And so then hikeem, God bless him, he goes. He
said the phrase, stuff happened with my mom and daddy. Oh, hikem,
I said out loud.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Did he say daddy?

Speaker 9 (01:17:29):
He did?

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
I love him so much, he must be protected. He's
a national treasure. He's too gentle for this.

Speaker 15 (01:17:38):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Very expressive. I loved him, very expressive.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
He loved his eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
You couldn't miss him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
And so then so then she said, I've been in
a toxic oh. He said his mom and daddy had
a toxic, abusive relationship. She said that she did not
feel love from her father figure Mullet was cheated on
and has never been in love. Yeah, so then she's
never had Yeah, but they didn't make him be he

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was just San Diego Mullet. So then she said, never
has anyone loved me or a true partnership. And he
said you deserve that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
And she's like, you do too, and then they kissed hot.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Meanwhile, parade of trauma continued and Jeremy got the rose.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
It was a lot. It was like trauma, trauma.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Trauma was Jeremy's trauma Really no trauma. Oh No, she
had a dim downer success. He didn't have trauma. He
just listened, listens good is. Meanwhile, Aaron had okay, I
he didn't grab ask every guy's creaming, didn't make eye contact. Meanwhile,
Aaron had, I had a dream to be a firefighter,

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a pilot, a fighter pilot, and it's happening. And so
so when he didn't get the rose, he's like, as
long as Jen is happy, I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
So then she.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Goes, she goes to basically break up with her, and
he kind of like said it in a way that
was kind of a little belittling, like if I felt
like we were going to get there, we're not going
to get there. So I didn't get chosen, So I'm
going to go be the fighter pilot. She's like, I
think that's a good thing. But then this ding dong
on his way out goes, I just think you should
know that some people in the Australian Marriott are people

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are not ready. She's like, well, are they not ready
or they hear for the wrong reason. He's like, uh bo,
they're not ready and they're She's like, okay, well, like who.
He's like, I'm not going to name name. She's like, well,
that's not fair. You can't bring that up and not say.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
That I said that in a weird way. He said,
it's on I think it's on you to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Well, she said, she goes, what are they here for?
What are you actually saying right? And he's like, I'm
not saying. She goes, well, that's not fair, and then
she goes and then she's like and he says, I
think it's here for you to find and she goes.
That was a disingenuous conversation, and then she said that
was cruel, and she like pissed, she was juicing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
She was really angry.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
She should be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
She should be.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
It's weird to be like, Hey, there's some people who
may not want to be here for the right reasons,
as I'm leaving for the reason. Can I actually want
to be?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Can I ask you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Though, Let's say he had been like this guy and
this guy, yeah, here for the wrong reasons.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
I gotta go pie better?

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Better?

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Is that okay?

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:25):
Better?

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
If you're going to bring it up.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
I was waiting. I thought he was going to give
names or something like this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Why didn't he? I don't know, wouldn't you if you
say that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
I think he was literally just trying to get airtime.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Yeah, I think he was trying to say face or something.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
Maggie the preview for next week of like the Mysterious
person who shows up?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
I was like, is this Aaron? Is he going to
come back and say.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
I feel like it's an X.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
It's an X as the context?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Oh that would be?

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Why can I ask?

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Is it a previous I don't think her life.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Maybe someone she went on a couple does it. She
doesn't seem thrilled though that he's She's like, what is
he doing?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Kind of what's almost like when Caleb and Nick viol
showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Get her new baby? Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
So then she's like, this is my life. I've made
wrong decisions that I'm not gonna do that anymore. She's like,
if you're not here, I've done this. If you're not
here for the right reasons, get out. I like, nobody's
ever said that, no one's ever gone in and said
get out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I like that spunky.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
She was spunky. So then sam m defends Aaron's move.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
He goes, I keep the main thing, the main like,
oh you're you have one line it's you fluster me
and I keep the main thing, the main thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
I mean, this fool is.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
It's weird because he was also like with sam In
he was like, that's not the right place, not the
right time, not the right moment to say what you
got to say. And then with Aaron he was like, well,
don't ship on him for saying what he had to say.
I was like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
It's because he knows that Aaron is against Devon. It's
all just ship.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
So the Marcus says, I was I know for sure,
I mean for sure. So that Marcus goes, I wasn't
sure about.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
The inn, nothing about him. I just want to be clear,
nothing about him. Don't don't try and say something about him.
Don't don't just don't just like slip that in there.

Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
I think Jerry wants to sleep with dev.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
I want to give him a pearl necklace.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
So Marcus says, I was unsure about this entire experience.
I think about you when we are not together. She's
like this, this is what she wants Marcus.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
To be the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
She's like, this is what I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Wants it for him.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
She wants but he's not to give it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
He's not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
She wants him to do what Spencer did and she's
he's not doing it. M And she liked to sexy
dance moves.

Speaker 15 (01:23:04):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Meanwhile, sam m says to Devon, I don't respect to you,
don't speak my name.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Sam em is like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Last night, Aaron, you know, was my boy. I'm proud
that everything you said, none of it applies to me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
I see it. I see the way I look at you,
you looking at me. I was like, I keep looking
back at you. I'm like, wait, what like this is?
It's a lot. It's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
So then devn uh, Devin and Jen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
You know, I don't even know what I wrote down.

Speaker 12 (01:23:42):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
She's like, I've not been able to show my vulnerable side,
but for you to come out and be so open
and vulnerable. You all we already talked about this, but
I mean, you was me for the first time again.
I've got your back. She's like, he sees me for
who I am.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
He sees me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Spencer, Spencer takes over the room, everybody's friend.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
He goes, what is the part of this? Shut the
fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
I was like, Okay, Spencer, Spencer had that's the ascrab
side of Spencer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
That's right. Yeah, Spencer's the top three in my opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I think, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Katie says no because the chemistry. Yeah, he says, you
got cheated on, IM cheated on Sam Am got cheated
on by his fiance. But I don't know if he
said it yet.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
I just don't see it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
I don't know why. I'm just not seeing it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
So that I wrote, Jesse is not in room c G.
I that's what I wrote down. Yes, and so so
then the love virgin, so Jesse comes in. He's like,
all right, I can't believe it's time for the roses.
And then the love virgin goes, well, you're just still young.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
And then no, it's not that's over.

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
That's what that means.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Who said that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Who said that spencer that was sponsored be a little
more alpha. He's like, no, that's the night is not young.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
But what did the guy mean by the night is young?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Like your brother mean? Anna, what did your brother mean?

Speaker 8 (01:25:14):
Because Jesse was like, take a moment to like compose yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
The night's still young.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
I don't I honestly, I don't know. He just was
saying something to say something.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
The cocktail party is over.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Well, the night is still young. Everybody is midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
And the love virgin goes, this is my fine. The
love virgin goes, this is my wife. I mean, I
just cannot say that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
I forgot this is my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
That's tough.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
She keeps him, She kept him, and I wrote, is cut?
She cut our king Hakeem, she cut she cut.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
The handsome dude who I don't even know his name?
What's his name?

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
And Thomas, Oh yeah, Thomas Thomas, she cut.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
And she keeps the dude that ruined the magic because
producers are allowing her.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
And then, yeah, it would be really hard to cut
somebody right after they was like, I think I'm falling
in love with you.

Speaker 9 (01:26:11):
Yeah, that third episode, and that's how that's how I did.
I cut him right away. You're we gotta go.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
And then she she did say, she did say you
shouldn't feel bad for being Yeah. Yeah, so I think
like she probably wanted to cut him. It is a
bad look.

Speaker 10 (01:26:32):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
And then he says again. Sam says again, I will
always keep.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
The same thing, the main thing.

Speaker 7 (01:26:41):
O my god.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
And then he's like, and Devin, look, I can still
put fear into him. In the real world, I would
just go snip snip. I'm like, what are you like
to kill them? What you now, I didn't see the
previous What were the out takes? What were the outtakes there?

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
And then next week the guy shows up. Yeah, that's fun,
that's fun. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
Will you stick around for True to the Way.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Yeah, oh my god, no they did not, No they
did not.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Oh yes they did.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
We're back all right, So, uh, we got a lot
of reviews. But before we do, we just here's the thing.
With all joking aside, our show has I would say,
as I've said numerous times, were the only show about
grief and the Bachelor, and like the it's hardly been

(01:27:51):
explained if you're new to this program, but there's been
a lot that's happened, and I feel like the people
that have been on the whole ride, and when people
come up to me, we have really kind listeners and
there's a lot of heart. And so if you're new
to the program, I lost both of my parents during
the seasons, and my mom was a part of it,
and so I sort of talked about my journey about

(01:28:13):
losing parents on the air and getting divorced stuff like that,
and like all of you, like part of this is
is our own personal therapy and talking about things. But
like you've all shown up, and you know, so for
those of if you don't follow on Instagram, our podcast
dog who would come to puppy work, our sweet Katie's
sweet Scout passed away last.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Week and all of you reached out to her. So
many people messaged her, and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
She's just gonna say, like one quick thing because it's
still a little tender, but I know that it meant
so much to her that everybody reached out and Scout
was such a Scout was here last week, and there's
nobody that loves animals more than Katie Levine and there
was never a cooler dog, and it was such an honor.
Scout's been with us since the very beginning, and it

(01:29:01):
was just very everybody reached down and Katie's want to
say a sentence.

Speaker 13 (01:29:05):
Or two, Yeah, I just wanted to think people like
I got so many nice messages and comments on Instagram
from our listeners about Scout and how they loved seeing
her in the photos and hearing about her on this
podcast and on other podcasts, and yeah, she I mean
I didn't post about it a lot, but she had
cancer this past year and you know, just became too

(01:29:25):
much for her. But you know, she was, you know,
her happy self into the end. She liked to come
into puppy work and seeing everybody, and I just wanted
to thank everyone for I got so many, so many
nice messages and comments from listeners and it really meant
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
I mean, that's the thing about this podcast that's like
I try to explain, I don't know. I guess I've
got on dates with people or whatever. Like I try
to I'm like, okay' such about the Bachelor and like
and many weeks it is just that like you can't,
you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
You don't want to trauma dump on the ball, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
But but I think part of this is that what's
fun about to me watching a show like this as
a we are rooting for people to find love, like,
but it's also like it's also like, oh, we all
play tennis together. All we played, but like this is
the common thing that you just watch it and you
come and you get to know people with this common
thing that you've watched, and life happens. And I feel

(01:30:20):
like I've gotten to know people in a way that
feels because of like the format that sort of seems silly.
I think it's opened up a lot of like lifelong
friendships that I wouldn't have had.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Yeah, definitely, Well, we love.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
You, Katie, and we love your animal advocacy and like
you've been so great about dog adoption and pit and
how great pits are.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
I will say I got a lot of people.

Speaker 13 (01:30:45):
Messaging me and writing comments being like you talking about
Scout made me go adopted dog. Oh and I just
love that and I really hope that, Yeah, people realize
that shelter dogs and rescue dogs can be really phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Pet Scout was just the best dog to ever live.
I mean truly.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
And if anybody's like been on the fence or thinking
about it, maybe this is the week is hearing this,
Maybe go shelter or foster and just email us that, like,
even if it's just a short term foster, like let
us know that hearing it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Sure you know, yeah that you that you That would
be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
And we also got so many great reviews, so like
we asked, what, we're trying to get to three thousand
ratings by the end of the year. Now we're up
to two, four hundred and ninety seven. We're again there guys,
Oh my god, and this is so great that they
did it. We said, just go borrow a phone doing
us some five stars from Kea the cattle Dog five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Great pod Arden said to do it. That's so great.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
It's just so sweet, like everyone is like single mom,
forty three five stars cracks me up. I get excited
when Wednesday rolls around because I get to listen to
this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
I know I can skip.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Watching episodes of the show because Arden and Friends will
recap with humor and detail. I literally laugh out loud
every week. By the way, I live in SeeMe Valley
where the new mansion is located. It's called Hummingbird Ranch.
I was cracking up at your opinions last discussed of
where it's located. Anyways, I love the podcast. Sorry, sorry
I said that. Ah we got a one star review

(01:32:18):
with three alarm clocks from bb fan. Why does it
take three days for an episode to come out? Everyone
else seems to manage to get one out the next
year sooner. Okay, well listen, listen five the fact, then
don't listen to us like we here's the thing, we
weren't on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
We don't have an inside hookup.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
So like Nick Viela has producer, like people have hookups,
so they watch they record on like Sunday or Monday,
we have We don't have that because we're a spoiler freed.
We don't know producers, so we don't we watch when
you guys watch, which is Monday night, and then so.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
We record on Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Katie has it full like eighteen episodes that she edits
and a life, so like we put it on on
time to edit. Yeah, So like that's why it's out
on Wednesdays because we aren't what's fun about us is
we are fans. We're not insiders. We're fans, and so
we don't have somebody pushing us secret things and our guests.
We're not recording before the episodes come out. That's how

(01:33:17):
they can do it, which is fine and cool, I
get like, and that's what's fun about Like they've all
been through the machine.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
We're not that. We are fans like you. We watch
when you watch, and then we put it out. So
that's so like, then.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Don't listen to us or please just don't leave us
a one star review. Like that's just that's how we
that's what There's no other time for us to do it. Yeah,
and by the way, next week it'll be if you
hated it this mate, you're gonna be really mad because
I'm filming my dream job next week on on Tuesday,
and then I'm traveling on Wednesday, so we're recording on Thursdays.
So you'll be furious because it'll be out next Friday

(01:33:51):
because I have to go to work.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
It's a free podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Yeah, okay, so I'm sorry, okay, all right, here's uh
but we have other people and here's that's another one
and then we'll just leave this. Five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Loved this one. Arden.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
I loved your latest review with Seth. It was great
to just hear two voices. I love your show, but
often feel like everyone is fighting to do a comedy
bit and talking on top of each other.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
You are so funny. That is so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
I'm sure this podcast is hard for you here because
there's so many of us, but yeah, it is fun
when we get smaller ones too, like that is a
special different dynamic, like they all have their own different vibes,
and you know, I like the ones that are one
on one and then and then it's fun when you
get something like today's because like the mat how fun
is Jerry?

Speaker 8 (01:34:32):
Yeah, you just listen to the most chaotic up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Yeah, so I'm sorry that today was so chaotic, but yes,
we have we like to sort of have a variety.
All right, Let's go do tweet of the week and
our shout out to our Queen Julie who sends out
sleep crowns to our winner. Our last week's winner was
so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
If you guys live in Canada, it's really expensive for
because Julie just she's not a sponsor. She she literally
just does this because she loves us and she's a guer.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
She's sending me a.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
New travel sleep crown. I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
I mean, do you love your do you? How do
you sleep with it?

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
How do I sleep?

Speaker 11 (01:35:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
I use it like a would be. Do you put
it on your face?

Speaker 10 (01:35:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
I put it Eventually I'm a wild sleeper, so it
eventually goes on.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Do you have a sleep crown? Jerry?

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
You sent me one.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Here's the thing about a sleep crown. This is not
a paid advertisement. This is a woman who worried about
me because I have sleep issues.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Okay, like sleep, what does that mean? Sleep apnea?

Speaker 13 (01:35:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
No, I'm just I'm a wild insomnia.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
I'm oh, you don't sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
I'm really fun at night. It's like not a problem
except the rest of the world is like morning time.
But like I am a blest at night, right, doctor Banana,
you've seen it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Yeah, is wild.

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
We do like all our best work from two am
to four.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Because I'm a fucking blast. It's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
But even if I've gotten no sleep, even though I'm
exhausted all day, oh, it's my time to shine. So
sometimes you have to sleep. So it's literally like a
combination between a pillow, a weighted blanket, and a sleep mask.
And it's really soft and there's like a little gap
for your nose and it goes around and it covers
like you you put it on your eyes and it

(01:36:07):
goes around your ears and your face. And as Garret says,
it's like you go to a dream portal.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Does it put you to sleep?

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Yeah, it's comforting. It's really comforting with a seat machine,
probably yeah, because it's not over your mouth. Okay, I
don't know. Do you have a sea pet machine?

Speaker 7 (01:36:22):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Okay, so what do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
I've used it with it, but like, but you can
also I can.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Also snuggle with it. It's really comforting. It's really comforting, Maggie.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
I can't. I'm hungry. No, no, no about the sleep.
No eat as much as you want. I don't want
toomp in the mic. Okay, no eat away. I didn't
even know know I wanted to. Do you have sleep?
Do you have sleep? Isshues. I have like light and temperature. Yes,
you're gonna love it. It needs to be really chilly,
so like sixty eight sixty nine and you need dark

(01:36:56):
sixty well yeah, I'm not that cold, Like I need
it and I need it dark.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
You gotta love it, you gotta love it. So it's like,
so I don't actually sleep with that on my face.
I like it's like my woobie.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
I like spoon it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
And there's big ones, the ones. So again, this is
not a sponsor. She does not she does not pay
for this. She just sends our listeners if you if
you want your own, one is sleepground dot com back
slash w y a t R. You can get the code.
This season is Dracula for discounts and I believe free shipping.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Not sure, but uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
But our winner of tweet of the week, so our
last week's when I was in Canada. But she found
somebody that lives in upstate New York that she had
a ship two season together.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
But she made the cutest.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
TikTok video of fun real little of her.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
How cute is that she won?

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
It was so cute, we loved it. Okay, here we go,
here are twos. We're gonna narrow it down. We'll pick
the top two and then we'll vote. All right, okay,
we'll say about eight tweets and we'll narrow down to two.
This is and if you want to participate, do it
by midnight Monday night to Ana josey A which is
uh h s s n I e h or arta

(01:38:03):
marine aar d e n M y r I N
hashtag wi a t R. Or if you're like f
you elon musk, I'm on threads, threads.

Speaker 10 (01:38:11):
I'm at selling host name, which is my Instagram and
if you don't have threads you can just DM me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Okay, great, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
This is from trash Car at trash Underscore Car sixty nine.
It's okay, lesser Sam, I too have been so uncomfortable
that I accidentally proclaimed my love for someone who doesn't
even know my name. Number two This is right at
Girl without a tat Spencer cheering to ferocious love coming
from the guy that probably makes the bed before having

(01:38:38):
sex is just adorable. This is from trash Car sixty nine,
with that time on the track, Jeremy deserved to have
his keys taken by Brian Oh Gretchen Schrader at none
for Gretchen ass Was there ever a universe in which
the guy with the mullet didn't win the NASCAR dates? Yes,

(01:39:02):
this is missus right, a girl without a tat jen
is the Emelda Marcos of First Shawls Collectors. This is
from air Recca at Erica. Remember Aaron's brother, Noah was
a twin. Aaron to Noah before taping, bro, I need
you to be ready to pull this, Sergeant Jenkins move.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Yes, and then final one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Air RecA at air RecA. If Aaron had been on
the other group date, I bet he would have worn
an aviator jumpsuit and stripped down to just the pearl necklace.
All Right, I'm gonna say I like three of them.
Tell me which top two? I like Sergeant Jenkins, I
like First Shawls Collector, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
Like Mullet mullet Nascar.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Yeah, So what two are your top two?

Speaker 8 (01:39:50):
Mullet and Jenkins Jenkins?

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Okay, Okay, okay, so mullet, Okay, here we go. Okay,
this is is Gretchen Trader at none for Gretchens. Is
there ever universe in which the guy with the mullet
didn't win the NASCAR date or missus right, a girl
without a tat?

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Jen is the Meldon.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Marcos are first Shawls collectors. Meldon Marcos or mullet, Maggie.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
I'm gonna go mullet, Okay, Jackie mullet Okay, mullet. Okay,
I'm gonna throw a mention.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
I'm gonna go to Meldon Marcos before we go over here,
Doctor Manett, Okay, I have Sergeant Jacobs. Was great, Gretchen Trader.
You won us there over universe.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Was the guy the mullet.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
The guy with the mullet didn't win the NASCAR date.
You won yourself a sleep crowd. What would you like
to promote, Maggie?

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Hi podcast? You did so Greg, thanks so much, thanks
so much. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
And what would you like to promote? I mean it's
your wisdom offer?

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Okay, yeah, I mean I we have I'd like this.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
I mean, we have my podcast collegist there and we're
on tour. Right, I'll come and come to one of
our live shows in San Jose next next month.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
And Maggie's gonna be with us in Brooklyn on October.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
We'll say, Okay, your tickets now, get your tickets now.
Also going to officially be with us October fifth at
the Bellhouse with Jordan Carlos, who's hilarious, Me, doctor Brenana,
probably my brother, maybe maybe Ellen, maybe Teresa.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
I do you Jack, Keith?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
I think they're coming. I think they're coming to Keith.
What would you like to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
Oh, my goodness, listen, if you're in town, comedian feud,
come to it. Where is that going? Where is that
the elite the Allegian Theater here in Los Angeles monthly
summer break right now? But we may be coming back
sooner than we thought. Yeah, that feels that feels like enough.
Other things. Still can't talk about certain things.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Yeah, October fifth, you know?

Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
Oh shit, listen New York ladies. Yeah, yeah, Jack, Yes,
is coming. I'm taking now, but I'm still coming.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Well I believe this man might be available, but he
doesn't have to go on a date.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Oh do you want to go on a date?

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
I don't know what you're talking about. October Yes, that's
what I want to promote. October fifth at the Bell.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Will you come play with us?

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:42:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
I got Jerry trainor a lot of Jays, Jordan, Jerry
Jacquys Seth, my brother, me, doctor Banana and maybe Ellen
and Teresa.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
That is a band right there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
Okay, great, Doctor Banana. Are you excited?

Speaker 8 (01:42:41):
Yeah, I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Okay, what do you want to promote?

Speaker 8 (01:42:45):
I'm just selling house stands and.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Our Patreon We're doing below deck Mediterranean.

Speaker 8 (01:42:50):
Yes, so fund.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Okay, great, okay, kat money as.

Speaker 13 (01:42:57):
Always, Please go to your local shelter and adoptor sir
a hood.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Okay, I'm sort of vote registered.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
I just sort of vote.

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
Make sure if you are, like, oh, I'm pretty sure
I'm registered.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Go fucking chuck.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
That's right, Maggie. I want to tell you you did
so great and we'd like to have you back.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
I'd love to come back.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
You adition so fun, you killed it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
Thanks for having well is it? What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
Is it going to be a golden penis? Or big
boys go fast? I think big voics go fast, Big
boys always go hot boy boys go bloays go fast,
Hot boys go fast.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Until next time. My name's are I think you sports?

Speaker 7 (01:43:34):
Get bye? Oh yeah, got to get all tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
I feels so good. I just got one little bush.

Speaker 7 (01:43:45):
Fire Would you accept this rule? Listen to your word?
Who your accept? These rose into your word?

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Will you accept this?

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
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