"IN THE HEAT OF THE INLAND EMPIRE!" w/ Erin Foley and Doug Benson

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my god, it's horny time. Nothing says horny like
dads that make me cry in a pig heart.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You want to get with my daughter?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Okay? Can I just say that?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Jim Jeffries texted me that Kelsey's dad should be the
Golden Bachelor, and I agree.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I also texted you you also said that.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Wait you did too, Yes, my brother texted me that
Maria's dad should be the Golden.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Bachler Ollo and welcome to another episode of We'll Accept
This Rose? And my name is Arto Marine, coming to
you from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. Well,
I did have a fugue state. You're right, you did
text me that. Here I am.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I am back with people that we did the draft
picks with, and this is like the inner Circle.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We've got the A team. Oh my god, he's actually of.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
My amazing draft pick.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, because I have had I got one right the
bride sheet.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh that made us introduce everybody, and then I'll let
our I'll let the final guests read off his thing
and then we'll read yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
To my right is the woman who's.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
The very first ever podcast with me in her kitchen
that she shared with her twin and her three cats, Peanut.
I wish your twins name was Peanut.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
If I have another cat, I'm gonna name it Pepper
or Potato.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know her as a writer from that nineties show.
You know her as a writer from One Day at
a Time. She is a brilliant stand up comedian. What
is the name of your new podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
So you have a new.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Podcast, not not quite yet, but I do have a
uh almost new stand up coaching business, that's right, that
I just launched.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So if you want, if you are a burgeoning stand
up and you want, I mean I mean all levels,
all levels, and I'm not gonna name names, but people
that have Netflix specials to like her on tour and
she helps punch up jokes. And by the way, she's
helped me when I came out of the pandemic.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
I give me a lovely testimonial. It's on my website.
It made me cry. Where arden's the best?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Where can people find it?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Kfoley dot com Aaron Foley and then hit the coaching
tab and tire me.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
You know what I just I just gotta.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I got a text the other night from Alexis the
Dolphin slash Shark and she's taking stand up classes and
she's so cute and funny and she's gonna reach out
when she's ready.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I love her. It's gonna be a match made in.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
She heard.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
She's so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
She was only on her first class and she sent
me a list of like really funny things already and
I was like, you're doing great, Okay, I'm gonna are.
We also have our production team, uh kt Money, Levine
and Doctor Banana hit On Montana, Arianna, Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mittens,
me arinjs Nier.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Levine, Katie. What is going on with your foster dog?
Biggie and Denise?

Speaker 7 (02:58):
Was it a love match? We have met, they've met
a couple times. Yeah, are definitely getting along Biggie. We
went to his house twice to hang out. Yes, Biggie
is liking him, He's liking the house, so hopefully it's
gonna be on that now.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
You told me off Mike that they that they went
for that. When they got back to the house.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
We went on a walk and it was so crazy
because Biggie, like when we got there, was clear. Biggie
the second time remembered the house. And then we went
on a walk and Biggie like when we got to house,
he was like, we're home, and he like walked right
in and like Dennis was like doing stuff in the
yard and Biggie's just following him around.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's so cute.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
All right, we'll hoping, We'll hoping that Biggie gets Dennis's
final rows were shout out to Denise and Biggie.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
But here we go.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It is a man, the captain of the podcast. He
is the host of Wide World of Dougs. He's the
host of Doug Loves Movies.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
He is the host of Doug's Movie Interruption. Ladies and gentlemen,
your friend, my friend, the Captain Doug Benson.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Hello, reporting for duty now you can't.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Both you and Aaron were with us with Braiden up
at Sketch Fast, so fun.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
We loved Braiden. Went did your podcast and.

Speaker 8 (04:07):
He was on a Wide World of Dougs. And he's
a very thoughtful and nice young man.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
He is, isn't he? He was actually a sweeter me too.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I was surprised at how and I actually feel like
these crazy kids are gonna make it. They're a cute couple.
They're a cute couple.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
They seemed to be having fun. They both seem to
put fun as a priority.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I like that in a couple, so do I. I
gotta tell you I think fun is number one.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
It's number one. Fun is.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Or close to to money, Am I right?

Speaker 8 (04:43):
Money?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Fun and then more fun but the other person's money exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, Now, let's hear your draft picks and we have fun. Doug,
you brought your sheet. Let's hear what your draft picks were.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
My draft picks were embarrassing except for one.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Now reminder, if you've just found us, we do these.
We've never never seen an episode. We do these based
off of the bios on the ABC website. So let's
hear who is your number three?

Speaker 8 (05:11):
One photo?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Who is the number three gonna be?

Speaker 8 (05:15):
My number three?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Was gonna be Medina? Who ended up not being able to.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Which was she?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
She was too old, the old the old crone like
twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, okay, she was cold, but she wasn't funk.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay, who is your number two?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Real?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (05:36):
I had her at number two.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm gonna say the fact that she made it to
the final four.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Great picking, good solid picking.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, and she she was a surprising uh drop at four.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
And I feel like if she hadn't.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
We'll get more into this as we go, But I
feel like if she hadn't panicked and like threatened to
leave last week, she would still.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I think she got dinged by a few things.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, Okay, we'll talk about it.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
Because he I think he says ups and downs.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yes, yes, up and downs. Is that you're hot as
all get out?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And downs?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Okay, my number one is in the top three?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Key, Okay, who was your villain?

Speaker 8 (06:21):
Villain is Lauren who I don't even remember who that.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
Is anymore, the older sister.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
She tried the.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Villain, but she just feed her out quickly.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
She wasn't really villains.

Speaker 8 (06:31):
Sister's gang who cares?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
It was like, why do we care? If these two
are competitives?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay? Who is your fire starter?

Speaker 8 (06:39):
That was evil? Who did jump over the table during
the year. You know she did hop a table to get.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
A man, That's right, I know.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
By I was like, watch out, She'll do whatever it
takes because I think it was for the table. And
then who did you have as your next bachelorette.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
I went with Kelsey T, who I still think is
an outside chance. But she, you know, probably didn't last
long enough. She's probably got to go to Paradise, agree
to agree for Does anybody ever go to Paradise and
then end up as the bachelorette? Only Nick Vi he
did become a bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
They spread him around.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
What was Aaron? Aaron? Number three for you was Medina,
okayda Number two for you was Caitlin. She was the
scientist from New Mexico. Oh, she was adorable. She was adorable.
Number one for you Lauren? Who the Lauren sister the
older wow? Okay? And then who is your bachelorette? Lauren? Okay?

(07:39):
And then the fire starter for you was Daisy?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And then your your villain was Autumn. I don't remember.
She was the blonde one that looks like a real Okay, yeah, okay?
Who what was mine?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Free? Okay?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
So yours number three was Lauren? Okay, the sister We
are hot, we really are. We felt like they we
felt like they wanted to get the sisters to hometowns
like then the narrative of sister versus sister. You're number two, Rachel, Okay, okay, one, Kelsey,

(08:22):
I got still and you chose Rachel's bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, Allison as your fire starter. I don't remember she
has a sister, she's the younger sister.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
And Evelyn. Evelyn as your villain.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Because they'll like still do whatever it takes, all right, yeah,
doctor Bandra is number don't remember?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Wait who is she?

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Remember out security a little bit?

Speaker 9 (08:45):
Okay, number three or one three?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Rachel number two?

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Okay, Caitlin number one, okay, okay for me, and then
your which is Caitlin she was okay, okay, Rachel, you
had rachel A's Bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
You ad just as the fire starter and Jen as
the villain.

Speaker 10 (09:03):
Okaya, yeah, Jen, Well, Jess was the fire starter for sure.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
She was the one that who just got cut. And
then Jen wasn't really too much of a villain.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
She was just yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Beautiful, yeah yeah yeah yeah. She was too hot. She
was so hot. It was she was too hot, she
was so hot.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
God, I had Caitlyn as number three. Rachel is number two.
Daisy is winning it?

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Okay, Well, I feel like he was a fire starter, a.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Fire starter so many stinkers in our top.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
Did we pick what?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
None of us picked? The lady that was the villain?
What was her name?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Who is the villain?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
The one that started the.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Most Yeah, yeah, the only the only Rhode Island contested
they've ever had. She was okay before we get going.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
So we had on with Aaron Foley.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
We had on the Bachelorette Katie, who's done stand up
who you said nice things about?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
She was lovely.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh that's good, that's good.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
She was so nice.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
She's been on Douglas movies and yes, she's out there
doing stand up. She's on tour and she's a sweetie
putting in the time.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
We're going to do a show with her Tuesday night
at Drunk on Stage at Acbar in Silver Lake.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
Makes this Tuesday kind of false advertising? Is that that
drunk on stage nonsense? You're not gonna get drunk.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
You don't know what my day? I do know, you
don't know what. I'm not making bad decisions?

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Are they doing it on drunk Tuesday? Drunk art and Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
You don't know what day? You know what?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
March twelfth, That's the day I'm doing it. I get
drunk on March twelve. It's five, five days before Saint
Patrick's Day. I started, I'll blow it out, it up
all right, here we are hometowns. I'm going to say,
incredible episode. Top your episode. Loving Joey as a bachelor overall.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Do.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'm warming?

Speaker 6 (11:02):
I mean, like I just I still say I don't
really know who he is who he is and really
but he's just lovely.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
So I think what you see is what you get.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, I think he's but then the whole like when
people get to know me, they don't like me, like, well,
we have no idea where that is.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
He mentioned last season.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
So my friend Chelsea I was watching this with her
and she brought up a really good point. He mentioned
last season sometimes he gets depression, he has anxiety, and
he has just some mental health issues, you know, like
all of us still yeah, but nobody ever talks about
that on the show. And he was saying, how like
he because she we were talking about we thought he
and Daisy were really good for each other, and she
was like, I think Daisy would be like the best
for him because of that, because she's really gone through

(11:44):
fucking hell yeah, and she knows how to deal with
like when your thoughts probably get the worst of you,
you know, and like when you're having a bad day,
and I think he just is really insecure.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I think he's just an insecure guy.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
I just want him to like he just seems so nice,
which I'm like, I'm I'm really enjoying him. It's just
that I need more, Like I wish he would talk
about that like when anxiety got the best of them
or depression got the best like like we got exciting.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
He knows that, like visually people want to get involved
with him, and then he's got that not much more
than that to offer.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
He's nice, He's really nice. He's very nice.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
I think.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
I mean, like he's a good looking guy. He's smart,
he's like respectful. He listens like I wipe a tear
away within a second.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh the wiping of the tears at that dog that them.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
That was get your hand off my face?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah that job.

Speaker 9 (12:34):
No, I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
I also like he can easily be stolen for a minute.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Yes, I always says yes to that goes no we're talking.

Speaker 10 (12:44):
Yes as an unlicensed doctor, Yes, any of this advice.
But if I was Joey, I would get on that well.
Buttri oh, yes, because I think that can actually really
help him anyway, don't take that advice, and please don't
come for me for prescribing medicine.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Come after me.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
I've taken. Let me tell you it's it's a mood changer.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
You know what I have taken. Well, well it isn't
good one it maybe start today. It's pretty good. It
made me. I'll tell you what anxiety I didn't like, depression. Depression.
I did it in my twenties.

Speaker 9 (13:22):
Yeah, yeah, you do have to see it.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's like some.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
People can take it with something that then all like
they can add in like alexapro or something that helps
the depression. So I did it at a moment like
in my twenties, and like it did help chemically kind
of like but I was, I mean I already don't sleep.
I was wid away, and so you can definitely you're
not sad, but your your heart is racing.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
You're definitely like it's the cocaine. Cocaine. It's a cocaine
type depression.

Speaker 9 (13:53):
Of course, it works differently with everyone's body, So please
speak to an actual doction.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yes, look, I was I was on like what it
might help Joey you want it might help joe And
by the way, I was only on like a quarter.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Dose, you know what I mean. It was just like
just enough to like, yeah, I'm a lightweight. I just
just stumbled it could go wrong.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
It's not called bad beautre exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Thank you. I would say about steal you for a section.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
And we just have to say that Doug's adorable girlfriend, Alicia,
who is a cat lady, is and she's here in
the house with the girls Mittens and meow Are and
I guarantee you Mittens is like curling up at me,
like can I sell you for.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
There's no way you are not going to be covered
in black and white cat hair and thumbs just like,
hey boy, Alicia, we wipe away that tear with my
cat thumb. Oh she's gonna be wiping away Alicia's.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Tears that cat thumb. Are you crazy? Moves are being made.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
On your lady all right here, we are going to
give a rose. I think me out Mittens because I
was gonna be too thirsty.

Speaker 9 (14:57):
That's it's not there for the right reason.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I was just like, ye was a pick poured me
out here.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
We are tired of being in the background of Ardens video.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Oh my god, I was exactly to the forefront. Here
we are.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
We're in a where Kelsey is in a white jumpsuit
in the park and she jumps up into She is,
to me, such a foxy old school rock hel welche like.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
She feels like Charlie's Angel.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yes, yes, oh my god it she's so natural and
she's just like just like like a nineteen seventies bombshell,
nice sweet, just like and jumps up.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
She does the bachelor leg light wrap in a jumpsuit.
And then they go riding a tandem bicycle in a
white jumpsuit in a park.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
That was risky, and she she kept it clean, really
really hard hard. She did not get splashes.

Speaker 9 (16:00):
Now, let's show a bunch of pignets in our mouth.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yes, single, she shoved the beignet. She's got the powder
coming down. She's like, she's just thriving.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
And then they see panicking for the outfit.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
This cgi butterflies, and I believe that they saw butterfl.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Sixty five butterflies and thirty seve cg come off.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
This is the size of the butterflies that they see.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
There's my mom, there's my mom.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
There's my mom.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Mom right in the eye.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Oh mom, Like just.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
They did.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
It was a lot of CGI butterfly and she was
she's like, mom's been here the butterfly. Here's mom.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
She's flying around and so many butterflies. And then they
also as if CGI butterfly field wasn't enough, they shoved
like some pa in a wedding dress and then had
the loudice.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Like, oh my god, are you wearing over here?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Monique Loulier.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
You know, it's like like and this woman in a
wedding dress. He's like, how does like like, Okay, she
didn't cry over them, She didn't cry.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
With the butterflies.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Keep the wedding dress or whatever they sand on the
wedding dress. They're like, how does that make you feel?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
How about an amber?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Alert? Is alert?

Speaker 9 (17:11):
How do we crack her?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
And then she got she got scared. She's terrified, she's
she's sad, she's worried that her family isn't gonna like him,
and she's heartbroken. Then they start kissing Duke.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
What is her? What about him? Does she think they're
not going to.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Like I can't even imagine to not like he's just.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Gonna be perfectly nice to them, listen to them, and
like that's what trying to be crazy about this episode
is like in some seasons the person is just like,
you know, they're just gonna say that they could do
what they gotta do to get through it. Yes, but
I think he's just love bombing these families. Yes, you know,

(17:50):
like he's like, there's a chance he's gonna pick their
daughter and it's one in four. I think it's like
such a weird dynamic. And he's great at seeming very
sweet about you know, I guess do you think in
every scenario he gets asked by one of the family members,
so how do you feel about the other other three women?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
There's three other women?

Speaker 8 (18:12):
Yes, every time, and he gets through that question every time.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I mean the fifty five others.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
His uncle. His uncle really boned him on his hometown.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
They call it bachelor nation for a reason.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
I don't have access to a lot of women now.
A lot of women want to boone me now.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
And so I've got to make some interesting decisions.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Called bachelor nation for a reason. Oh it's not just
three three women. I mean there's thousands, thousands a nation
of women.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
They got Braden when he walked out into public again,
he just got snapped up.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yes, they scooped him up.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
He got scooped up by a fellow. Some of it
from the same pond.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yes, I just exactly another alumnus.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Yeah, they are growing in these events.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
So he's so then they go in and uh they
there's a live band.

Speaker 9 (19:03):
Yeah, well it was in the.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Oh yes, oh yeah, they did the second line. That
was fun. That was when they had the second line
on New Orleans.

Speaker 11 (19:12):
I mean it just happened to appear right with Butterfly
Butterflies and the second line.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
Well, it's New Orleans. There's a band on every corner.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Right.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Everything about Kelsey Anderson screams New Orleans.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
What Uh? She really lives right on Bourbon Street. Yeah,
beats by the door just in case somebody comes by
with some tits Like.

Speaker 9 (19:41):
I don't think her parents lived there for her family,
but maybe they do.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
No.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Last week, last week we saw we saw the uh
somebody that seemed like her dad. Like there was some
cop like dad, and we knew.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
That her mom.

Speaker 9 (19:58):
Dad still looks like a cop, but he was so
he's a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Chentle.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I want to fix them up with the ghost of
JJ marin my JJ Marine would have been about that.
She would have been about that. She would have wanted
to bone Kelsey's dad.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
He was great, was great.

Speaker 9 (20:19):
She'd be waiting outside the hospital room door waiting for
his wife to exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
She'd be throwing, I just catch these beats. Hi, I'm
Jane Marine from listen.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I know your wife just passed, and I know I'm
standing here with the double d rack, but listen anyway,
So they go, so they're like, so, then they go
in sweet family, a lot of siblings, sisters, brothers, everybody.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
She's the baby, she's the baby.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Is she the baby?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Is she the baby? Right? Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, he's a college No. Twelve And they're like, how
are you doing about mom?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
They're like, well, I wish she was here. And then
and then the dad said, you know, I love you.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
He was so like I heard it in cry like
I was sobbing.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
For a military cop. This guy.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
His mom buried.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
His mom was the military cop of the year. Her mom,
Oh right, right, right, that's right. I mean, he just
shuts it down, buddy, buddy, buddy. He was really articulate,
and he.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Seemed connected dead bodies under he.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Seemed connected to his feelings, and then he busted out.
He busted out that photo album a mom, Wow, they
were really beautiful.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Guardeous, she's dead, Guargeous.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
My only concern is that. And you're right, and you
made a good point off camera, Yes, when we were chatting. Yes,
when the cameras weren't.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
On, Yes, when where when are when aren't they on? That?
I have a documentary camera crew the.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Camera exactly. Yeah, I felt like they.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
I feel like she well, first of all, she's so young,
and she asked me, like lost her mom a couple
of years ago. She's twenty five, right, so maybe she
lost her mind with twenty two or twenty fifteen.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
I think it's been ten years.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Oh god, well ten years now makes it even I
think my point even more.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
It feels like she's maybe not ready still, you know.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
It feels like she's going to use the or someone
just to I don't know, I just I just got
a little concert to Joey in that scenario.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, but they keep bringing it up.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
But that's what I'm saying, that you made that point.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
And then they're like, Mom's here, here's a photo album
of mom, which is moms say would mom like you
in that wedding dress?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Watch Beatleg again? Yeah, obsessed with dead.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
It just feels like it. I feel like it was
like pushed, like really they kept him like just just
I feel like she's at least not using it, you
know what I mean. And she's just sort of like
I feel like she's like heavy fifteen to it sounds
like it was fast, like she got cancer and then died.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, the whole thing was absolutely horrible.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
I just was like, it was it just it was
like a little bit of a red flag that kept
coming up and up and up, and I'm like, is
this all she talks about or you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Or has she gone, yes, it was It's it's.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
I think it's just all the wedding thing always brings up.
I think that's sort of true.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Yeah, yeah, sir, it's in the edit because.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Because I like her, I just I'm so pulling for Daisy.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
But he's going to break his hard. Daisy's going to
break is hard. I actually don't agree. Okay, well we're
not there yet, Okay, Okay, So Mark, my mom's my
mom's future ex husband from the Great Beyond Marcus talking
to Joey He's like, how do you know when you
actually find the right one? Son? And he's like, you

(24:13):
know what, He's like, I don't know what is known.
He's like, well, I'm reassured he was. By the way,
like it wasn't a house. It's like an Airbnb bar
because like Joey's like, nice setup, And I was like,
is this their house?

Speaker 9 (24:26):
Who was a bar?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Like they started renting space? So then they're like you.
They were like, you were a good husband. We need
to google that. Does Kelsey live in New Orleans?

Speaker 9 (24:39):
She lives in New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I don't think her family you were a good husband
to mom. I want you all to feel what I
felt with your mom. It's the best feeling in the world.
I mean, how are you not going to keep crying?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Like, I think I love him, she said, and he goes,
I love you. I mean, that's that's like for a
military coup.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Her mom died in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
That's six years ago. Five years ago, Okay, so five
years that's fair, that's fair. And then she goes, I
want to blurt that I love him, But then she didn't.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
She didn't say it, didn't she say like, I'm falling
for you.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
She said that, I believe. So, Yeah, there's been some falling,
She's been some falling, tumbling, there's been some tumbling. Well overall,
I think she might.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Pull it off.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah, I'm not going to be surprised. I just I
don't love them as a couple. However, though, they can't
keep their hands off each other, which is adorable.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's always a big sign.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
That's fun. So yeah, any final thoughts on Kelsey Mark Butterflies,
cgi Duke.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
I picked her.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I picked her one.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
She's my number one too. She's still your number one.
You're loyal. I changed now you're loyal.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Did you pick her for, like, besides you winning the crown?

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Which like these?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
For him?

Speaker 8 (26:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I like, Uh man, that's a good question.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
Yeah, I think. Well, I think that's the thing is,
I'd want Daisy for him, I think, but she might
be uh too good too, uh you know, excited about
everybody's reaction to her.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, especially now.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
He's also just looking for he wants to find somebody
to engage you for two years, he's already not very
committed to the outcome.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I'm not a believer. I'll just speak for myself. I know,
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Event Space's book up, and if you got your heart
set out of place, I feel like, get it done
within fifteen months.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
You don't need a long engagement.

Speaker 11 (26:50):
You know.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
They don't. They're not actually haven't. They don't have any
time to date though.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
I agree, I agree to it. Maybe that's why that
makes sense.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
He's like a five year.

Speaker 10 (26:58):
Engagement Jojo and what over Jordan Jordan they were engaged
for like four years, it feels like.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
And then he proposed with a new ring, like and
then they did it their way. Yeah, that's his favorite.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
So you sup, pressure everybody more for actual like they
want they want a wedding on that.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
They want at least a wedding special.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
They want what Gary and Teresa had.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
Yeah yeah, fifteen days of engagement, yeah married.

Speaker 8 (27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Well, I want to be more excited about her because
she's lovely and her story and her family is so captivating.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I'm just like that.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I love her, my man, I'm excited about her.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
They're bringing all the all those ladies back next week.
They tease, show up and start.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Women tell all.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
They just so.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
She's in Jenner. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 9 (27:56):
They brought them. Then they bring Leslie to.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Be like you might not.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, ready, I just don't tell you you have a
dead horse. Get ready, We're going to take a quick break.
We'll go get rid of the dead horse in my backyard.
I need a sexual time out. And we're back in Hawaii.

(28:26):
I mean Rancho Cucamonga.

Speaker 9 (28:30):
Was it that her aunt lives there?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Like a real bait and like does her family live
in Rancho? Everyone? So they were like, hey, guys, come
to Rancho Rancho again. Jim Jefferies was like, Rancho Cuckamonga
is not Hawaii. That's a real bait and switch.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
They're like, it's a home away from Oh there you go.
It's our home away from home when you can't be
in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
The next message like Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Rancho r Rancho Cucamonga. So she is from the Filipino
culture and they want like, so it's she wants. She's
teaching him to grab the hand of the mother and
put it to his head, and she's very afraid going
into the house.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
She was stressed.

Speaker 11 (29:22):
She was.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
For her Oh dad, and I met her dad. He
was the toughest one. But she's like glary, Oh yeah,
when he in the end. Quite nice? They all will?
I mean, can we also to say the opening credits
of treating Maria's family like they're in The Godfather? Aren't
they Greek?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Then he's an Italian because I was like, where is Italian?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Joey's Italian?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Can like me?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
It felt it felt like real Yati, It felt like
great Italian. It is all the same thing. They've got
dark hair the sides of the tracks. I mean, like
treating it like they're Italian like gangsters, but they're green.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
Like I can't wait to see my dad. But if
she comes in holding it, you do. I was like,
what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I think I saw his nipple, nipple, and then it
was like a huge chunk of like turquoise. Like I
was like, this is like a Cohen Brothers. Was like
the amount of hair dye. I was like, this is
botox hair dye, nipple and turquoise. I was like, I'm

(30:35):
in on this anyway.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
You want to bang? Yeah? He want a banger all season.
Then he meets the dad and he's like not worth it.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, my god, exactly, you're my son.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Now, okay, here we are he did Okay, so he
executes the hand of the head and the crowd goes wild.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
They loved it.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Pig roast, I thought immediately out of Katie Levi, I
just immediately was like.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
God, if I met someone I go in there and
be like, hey guys, I'm Jewish and vegan, Like it's
a full pig or intelligent animals. Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
I don't know what they're like eat the ear to
show your love, and I'd be like absolutely fucking on.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
That time out. I did you know that I could
fuck Maria? So I can I just end this now?

Speaker 6 (31:20):
I'm just here, just literally for a couple of hours
before I want to fuck the other three So.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
From Hawaii, so we probably goes to.

Speaker 9 (31:31):
Comfortable.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
If Maria wasn't such a pain in the neck, you you,
you wouldn't even.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Be in the spot. Your absolutely, you just got one
extra week.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
You guys. Chemistry, I would tap he out.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Now there's a part of me that's like, are they
editing zero chemistry? And she's gonna be the weird like
dark Horse and she wins like are they making it
seem like like whoa, I didn't see this coming and
she's now the front runner, Like is she gonna be
the weird winner.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
She's just so worried that, like she was just stressed
and we weren't see I don't know, because then I
was like theme, I was like, we don't. We actually
haven't seen them interact that much like they're like the
Top four.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I feel like we've seen them together.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
The lead he's super nice, she's warm, she's nurturing, but
it's not like she is phone boring as fun.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
Oh my god, she brings it a little bit towards
the end of this episode, but like Joey's not even
around to see it.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
What was that was?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
And I'm like, oh good, what was that?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Motherfucking pigs?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
You what my man?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Was that?

Speaker 8 (32:39):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh my god? Then she punch Did you see her?
Cold clocker?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I loved it. I loved it. So then that's not
it cold cold cock. It's cold cock cock cold cold coke.
I think.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
I got cock cock cock cocks.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Figured out what you up to?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Cold?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Okay, So you look cute in that jacket, doctor banana warm.
So then we go. Uh so then they go and
they eat.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
They love the head touch, They honor the special occasion.
Rachel starts crying. He has to eat the ear. She
does the dance with Joey with the sticks was kill activity?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Look everything?

Speaker 8 (33:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I love an activity. I love an activity. I would
like to try the sticks. That's fun.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
I love.

Speaker 9 (33:45):
That's fun, but maybe not right after like Pig's ear.

Speaker 11 (33:47):
No, I love if there was activities, and I'm a
big activities. Outdoor barbecue, an activity, cornhole like five cornhole.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
They seem like a like I don't mind her, but
they like a fun Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I liked it. I liked an activity. I like the cornhole.
I like the sticks. I didn't like the ear.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Yeah, rather than sit down on a couch under a
spot like like what do you want to do to
my daughter?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Like yeah, I jump around.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
You're right, I agree with you. Give me a trampoline.
I need to give me a give me like blow
up boxing gloves where I can fight you fun house,
they can make him fight the film. Give me, give me,
give me a cage, give me a case.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
Yeah, my brother, my mom.

Speaker 9 (34:33):
It's culturally, it's culture.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Okay, my mother, it's huge in the Philippines. They're going
to do You're like whoa, whoa, why do you hit
my mom?

Speaker 9 (34:45):
Oh my god, you my.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Mog man.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Of the house.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
This was like prison, you hit the most important person
on your first day.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
You went right for Nana.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Like she was in charge.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
She just felt official.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
So then he's like, look, She's like he's he's noticing
good at this, He's good at noticing the small things.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
But like, you know, the dad has never seen the show, allegedly, and.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
He's like, he seems I was giving immigrant dad vibey.
He's like, uh so you get engaged in ten days,
no idea, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I think he was like, you're telling me that this
ends you're gonna marry my daughter.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
Okay, you got a bridge to tell me? What else
are you gonna? What else? Are you peddling? One of
their lies? You got under your cloak.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
He's like, look, I like to have an even keelo.
I don't get too high or too low. Well, but
you're you're high, Fred. You might be more numbed out
on like a prozac.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I think future and you're high. Yeah, I kind of
want to see, Oh you have.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Maybe you had it that was like mid twenties, mid
twenties for like two years, you know what, got it worked?
And then I was like, I'm good yeah, okay.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
I was like, man, we've got enough that and I
haven't slept since.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Okay, but I was only on like a quarter dose too,
and I was like, I'm flying flying, look at me
way up, hie, well beachin in the sky. Not a
thing is wrong.

Speaker 9 (36:34):
You should do an thank you, well beach. We are
looking for advertisers, come on through.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
We know you have the money shilling so that I
think the names of some of these things come second,
after the song lyrics and the commercial. You know, they
have to have the name of a drug that's gonna rhyme. Yeah, yeah,
a little musical number exactly.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
We keep doing drug ads on this sky Rizzy. So
then they go like, do you see a future with him?
I feel safe with him. Well, dad, you're always going
to be the number one man in my life. I'm like,
my dad was so disgusting. I watch that. I'm like,
like I thought of my dad. I was like, I

(37:19):
know these days and I do not. You're like the
number four hundred and thirty ninth man in my life, Like,
could you you know what I mean? I feel like
it comes like the.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Thought of sitting down with Mary and Dick Foley, Yes,
and going, this is how I feel about this woman. Yeah,
it would be I would rather shoot myself. Oh my god, Literalda,
You're always Dad, You're always well, actually you kind of
come in and out, but yeah I do. I do,
like just like all that emotion and talking about my

(37:50):
personal life.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Oh my god, Dad, I love him, but I love you, Daddy,
You're always.

Speaker 10 (37:55):
I cannot even like Kelsey a being like, I want
to find a man like you, like like I literally
I want to find someone who's kind of the opposite
of my father.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Are you anything like my father? Because if you are ANTSI.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Can be someone who's never ever even remotely come close
to anything like my.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Friend A great you are no, no, no, not an
interesting people.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Interesting people have fucked up Dads's your dad?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
You know.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
The attraction to rebellious behavior is because the parents are
always you know, they're always the authority, even no matter
how open minded they may think they are.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
What's Papa Benson?

Speaker 10 (38:38):
Like?

Speaker 8 (38:38):
He was like, you know, a school teacher, you know,
So I should have been I should have kept it together,
but I was.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You had you had a sweetheart. I did what you
had a sweet cat?

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Yeah? Well yeah we got along, Okay, but you know
what I mean, I was into sports, and you know
that was his right. You know, he loved that stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
So you know that's probably a disappointment there.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
How about Mama Benson, she was I was.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
A Mama's boy for sure. Best friends. Ah, then I
realized there's other people. Oh that's really cute, some sort
of gatekeeper.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
That's cute.

Speaker 11 (39:11):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I like that your mom's your best friend. I was cute. Okay,
so then he's like, okay, you're the number one man
in my life. He's like, I want to protect her.
I want respected. Look, I mean that's nice. I just
don't really, that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
That's why I just felt that the episode was so
charming because I was.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Like, wow, this is like a good parenting.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
I just felt like the world's like, you know, on fire,
and everyone's it was like a two hours like these
like seemingly like nice, sweet family and sweet parenting. And
I was crying, going, I know, I mean, you know,
listen love Mary Dick. But like, I know, you know,
this is another version of parenting that I didn't really.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I know, I was not what would it be like
if a dad was like protective? Do you know what
I mean.

Speaker 9 (39:56):
It was like supportive, supportive.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Would it be like I just want somebody to make
sure that you're protected and love and taken care of?
Like what like that? Like the idea that is nice?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
That feels nice.

Speaker 10 (40:06):
It was interesting when she was talking to her mom
and she goes like, I know, I've always been so
wild and different and crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
And I was like you, yeah, you're like right Rachel to.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
Her mom and her mom was like, no, you're great.
But I was like, you're wild, Like you're the one
that's like she could.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Have been like kind of a rebellious teen, that's.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Sure, but she's remember here's my ears last year. I'm
so sorry. It was crazy, it was nuts.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
I got that henna tattoo on my back. Oh my god,
that temporary tattoo that at that Taylor Swift content I.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Remember when I blew twenty dollars in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm so sorry that she's had the mom's hesitant. The
mom's crying and she's like, you know what, my daughter's
been hurt before.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Don't settle.

Speaker 9 (40:53):
You have so much to offer.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
But there are three other women.

Speaker 10 (40:57):
That's actually a red flag too when they when someone says,
my parents really heart broken over my X and eyes breakup.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
It's like, wait, no, parents should be that invested. No,
Like that's weird to me. Yeah, like your parents should
be like, wells.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Worth it, boy bye boy bye. Yeah, like that's.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Weird, heartbroken over something they couldn't have, you know, probably
didn't have any effect over.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah, just gonna happen anyway.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
It's like Peter's mom bring her whole. She didn't eat Peter.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
You bring.

Speaker 8 (41:34):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
So then she's like, I just want my daughter's heart
not to be hurt. I'm going to guard to protect
your heart. She's like, guard your heart, sweetheart, Guard to
protect your heart. I don't want your heart to be broken.
Take care of her nurture. I will not give you
my blessing. The dad didn't give the blessing.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
She's got my number.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
You have to get your heart broken into twenty.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
Everybody then like you're not living.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
You want a great way to do it. You be
like like those other three better.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I have signed up for The Bachelor and I made
it to the top three.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
Really my endorsement. Let me get a broken heart.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Agree, agree, You're gonna be okay, Braden or somebody Okay, so.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Then Jack said, you step outside and you've got seventeen yes.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
So then it's like, okay, well I can't give you
the blessing. You know where to find me, all right.
And then on the front door, she's crying. She's on
the bench, She's like, I have fallen in love with you.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I choose you.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
It's like, that's so good to hear. You never want
a guy to say that I fall in love with you.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I choose you.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
That's so good to hear you. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
That really hits right.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
I like that taste so good to hear. I'm not
just falling in love. I'm in love. And that's the
end of that episode, of that episode, that end of
that date. That's the end of the chow. I mean, look,
is it gonna be a weird surprise winner. No, she's

(43:15):
got to get cut next to but you never know.
Their editors are sneaky.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
She's my number one.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
You think she's gonna win.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
I'm just saying she's my number one. I said that
when I saw a little tiny picture of her face.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I thought, you picked Kelsey.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
What who are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (43:32):
I'm sorry we moved on to Rachel. This is all
a blur to me because every family was so equally nice. Yeah,
and I was even rewatching a little bit of it
this morning. Yeah, like to study up because I knew
this would happen. Then I don't even lose track about
which family we were talking about, Yes, because every family's
like and then the dad is ultimately a pretty exception. Yeah,

(43:53):
why don't we They act like they're concerned at first?
Should we take a break or the other women?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
All right, we take a break and to come back,
and we're going to go see Santa and Missus Claws.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Get your Hallmark movie ready. I don't know about you,
but things are getting so hot in here. I think
I got a take. I'll pay your break. Are back.

(44:24):
Here we are.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
We're in Minnesota. He goes, I see myself with the future,
in love with Daisy, but apparently I need to meet
her family.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
So he's going in.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
There's a chance we'll get to the end of this,
because Katie has theories. There's a chance because we've seen
him crying on the sand of the beach, and there's
a chance that he picks Daisy and she's not there.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
I'm just saying, oh, now, we'll get to it.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Let's just go through the that's also sneaky.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
Okay anymore, because they made Maria's family look so like, oh,
this is going to be so much dark, like they
were like playing it up like they've just been fucking
with us all season. I don't believe them anymore. Agreed,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pay attention to the
coming ups.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You heard it here Katie's throwing down.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
How do you think Catapalooz is going inside?

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Oh? Probably great?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Yeah, really good.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
She's in her element, just sitting around a couple of
dogs in the social media.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Oh yeah, she's so.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
I called them dogs.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
My dog's been cats. That's what we knew, what we meant.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
We're still talking about Rachel's family.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah, here we go. So then here we go the dogs,
dirty dogs, that dirty dogs. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Boy, we got the Christmas tree farm, and we've they
literally dragged out Santa fake.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
It was fake, clearly pieces of like dirtilla chips.

Speaker 9 (45:57):
September.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
It was clearly fault. It was like it was like
I was like.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Water pieces of snow face. You could warm up the machine,
the snow plow, the snow blowing machine. They didn't warm
it up enough before.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Their childhood childhood Paradise, mister and missus shirt can Christmas
shirt kidd for Fredos. So then stand at missus claws
and he goes to the kid, have I been naughty
or nice? And the kids like not. She's like, he's

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shut the funk off kids.

Speaker 9 (46:39):
He's like, he's nice, and the kids like, I didn't state.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I didn't say that I'm a kid actor. Fuck the people, okay.
So then.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
So then the Daisy's friends, he meets all the friends.
It's always a big thing when they bring.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
In the pals.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And then it gave her so much perspective because she
felt like, what kind of person would want to be
with me with my coclear implant? And she's like, and
now because of him, I know what I offer. I
can't wait to date everyone but Joe.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
It was like that.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Now I will be bachelorette. So she's like, you change
my perspective. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
I can't hear you or every man in America or
someone else, probably someone else, yet I will never you know,
I'll always remember you, but I.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Need my family's blessing. So the brother she's and it
was cute.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
She asked about how college was, and she goes, oh,
my goodness, my brother's voice sounds the same.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Dying.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I started crying, crying, dying, because, for those of you
who don't watch, she had the implant. Sometimes it takes
a while for your hearing to adjust. It doesn't always adjust,
and it sounds like how it used to sound when
she was a kid.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
It was just the sweetest moment ever.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I loved it. Look, I loved her. I loved her family.
I loved her dad was funny. I loved them. She's like,
so the mom thinks that Joey loves her, The mom
is right, jokes, the dad was funny. I'm just I
was like, to lose your hearing. I love that. I

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love dad.

Speaker 9 (48:14):
I like, I loved was like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I loved like a family Steve Steve her dad.

Speaker 9 (48:22):
I loved that.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
I loved I love a dark joke. My family we
are dark jokes, Like she really dark jokes. And I
really thought that was fucking right. It made me like
they're chill, chill family.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah no, no, I one hundred percent agree.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
I just want one moment because it's my dad's favorite
joke where someone says something and she says.

Speaker 11 (48:50):
What.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Wow, wait wow, because her dad. Does your dad have
bad hearing?

Speaker 6 (48:57):
No, it was just like it's like our family joke
and says when someone says something about hearing or whatever,
do you go what like? And they repeat it and
it just makes it's just like giggle.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Even literally, when my dad was dying in the hospital
and the doctor was like, oh, do you have high
bloomerchy blah blah blah, And he's sitting there in a gown.
He's like m m and then he's like, do you
have hearing aids? And my das what, I lost my mind?
You literally like passed away like two months later. And
he looks at me and I'm like crying laughing. I
love that, And so she kneels good what I just

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want her to say, what one time?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
It's the greatest joke.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
The last conversation I had with my mom, She's like,
Culton is so gay. That was why I was right
before his finale got it.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
I'm not saying that the closer, when you're getting close
to death, you start to sort of see vision.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yes, no, look, it's not appropriate to guess on anyone's sexuality.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
It wasn't very woke of her. It wasn't cool. But
you know what, she just wanted him to be happy
and free. Oh please, she wanted him to be happy
and free. That was my mom's final conversation.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
That was the last thing I talked. It was that
and Luke Perry. Those are the two things I talked.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
The final thing I had talked. I was like, and
I'm sad that she missed the finale of the Jumping
the Fence she dad right before the finale.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
I think it's totally fine to have a discussion of like, oh,
are they straight, gay, whatever? Yeah, it's because whatever they are,
if you're excited about it.

Speaker 9 (50:20):
She was excited.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
She was no judge one. She wanted him to be happy.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
She was like, that's fun, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I was like, good for Janet. Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Anyway, that was my final conversation with her. So then
we have so she so he needs so they go
the dad is so he's like, She's like, she goes,
I like him a lot. And then Mom said, I
can see it. She goes, I am feeling this way
towards him, and I'm worried. I can't express it. And
then she says two of the dad, I'm always my

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dad's number one, and the dad is again all these
people are daddy's girls, but they're nice.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
The dad goes, shoot your shot if you're If you
nail it, it's all that you get all the marbles,
it's if you don't. It's not like you're gonna lose
your hearing over it a marble thing. Shoot your shot.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I loved it, loved him very Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I loved that family, yes, and I loved Kelsey's I
mean like I liked, I liked. I like the barbecue
at Rachel's family. And so and she goes, she goes,
I I have to I have to wonder if it's
worth taking the risk. So she tells him, I am
falling in love with you, Joey, and I have been

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falling in love with you. And he's like, I can
see Daisy as my wife. Do you think she's because
she looks like the front runner? She got the first
rose at the rose ceremony?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Is she it? And why is why is she? Why
is he crying at the rose?

Speaker 10 (51:47):
Like?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Does she win? Does she does? He's crying? Does he
turn her down? But he walks away. I'm sorry, does
she does? She turned so Basically this was early on.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
There's a clip of he's walking away like it, trying
to get away from the camera, and then he goes
nothing like this has ever happened on the show before.
And it's and it's at like the beach sand proposal.
He's taking off his blazer jacket and he's like and
he's walking away. He's like, I don't think this has
ever happened on the show. And he's like upset and
he's trying to get away from the cameras.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh but Daisy's not anywhere near that.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
But we're trying to figure out why is he so upset?
And there's still a rose. Yeah, there's still a rose
on the table.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
If it wasn't anybody there, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I don't know clear.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
I think it's just editing, and I think he just
sends like somebody home Rachel or Kelsey or whatever. That's
my guess, because I think Daisy's gonna win it, yeah,
and just feels bad and he's just like, oh, you know,
maybe they said something to like really hurt him. Maybe
they like said like maybe he like tells one of
them at Fantasy Sweets that he loves them.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Oh right, he doubled, He doubled with some love dou
Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
But I do think Daisy and him, like Katie Thurston
said it, like they just have like this easiness.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Yeah, they're so cute together and it's so cute.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
There's something it's like different, it feels more natural, Like
it just feels like it's like they're just already like
an actual couple.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, they do feel like they're adorable. She's adorable.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
I want to be.

Speaker 9 (53:14):
Happy Maria.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I hope she.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
I literally hope she wins and they fall in love
and get married, like I want Daisy. I feel like
they would be a nice couple. I just fear she's
not actually all in.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
Yeah, but the way she was talking to her dad,
it sounded like she was saying, like I was having
these apprehensions, but now I'm in.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I hope that's how I took I hope.

Speaker 8 (53:34):
So however it goes, Daisy is happy about it because
she's got a very confident social media presence.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
She's already doing like face products.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
AND's what you.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Like her growth or whatever, like like, Yeah, her and
Maria have gotten the most followers.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
They've had the biggest growth of a contestant on a
bachelor show since all the way back since match.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Who I was looking, I was just well, why of
them will probably be bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
My friend Kat was texting me about it, so I
was looking at she has like a ton of followers.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Okay, my god.

Speaker 10 (54:11):
Someone sent me a TikTok where someone was theorizing and
they said that maybe because like both Maria and Daisy
are posting a lot of like, you know, like here's
my day or here's my makeup, that maybe that's like
a fight for bachelorette, build your presence up to.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Doing that.

Speaker 9 (54:31):
Like, I don't know if that's how it really works,
but maybe the camp.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Yeah, it's this eating own tailor whatever.

Speaker 9 (54:39):
Maybe he proposes to Daisy and she turns him down
in the end or something.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
That's what I'm saying, make her bachelorette.

Speaker 9 (54:45):
Then you don't think so because she rejected him.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
No, there, it has to be.

Speaker 8 (54:52):
It has to be all the way to the end.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I actually really, I mean, we're getting but that's the thing,
all right.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
It's where they could banish them to the beach or
send them up to the you know, the top position,
like it's everybody's at across the roads.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Any BP info? Is that definitely not happening, no idea.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
Now it's not looking good, but we'll see. They're only
asking for people to join Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I know.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back with Maria Tweeter the week or post of
the week and uh some reviews. The Eagle is landed

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and we're back and we're at Niagara Falls.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
We're not in Canada? Can we not go back to Canada?
Like what's happening?

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
That was weird, Like how many times did they cross
the border or something?

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Did they not go?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Like when they saw her family?

Speaker 9 (55:52):
Were they not in Canada the Niagara Falls?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Like they were probably on the New York side like
Buffalo or something, because yeah, maybe so Maria is there.
They're in a faery. They did like we're getting.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
Rich, that rich.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yeah, he owns like a candy.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Sprinkles, sprinkles.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
He owns sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
He owns sprinkle not the cupcake, but actually he makes
sprinkle sprinkles. He sprinkled Empressario.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
So sprinkles.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
I mean they had like they had a bench out
on the porch that had a whole giant screen on
the TV right in front of it.

Speaker 10 (56:31):
I don't even know if that's their actual house, right
or is that another maybe they in a lake house.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
They looked at this.

Speaker 7 (56:37):
I literally said, I was like, I thought he was
supposed to be like super rich, Like I thought he
gave me rich vibes and like the house was nice,
but it wasn't Like I thought they.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
Had gotten an airbnb in the US that might be
easier to track thing to or made them like drive down.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
I just act like this is your home.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
You will make me drive down and take a barrel
over the falls on my little baby.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Okay, So they take a ferry and Maria Maria does
the double entendre, we're gonna get wet, Joey, that's.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
So wet and it's so loud going under those falls, like.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
The wet joke talking about getting wet. We're getting wet,
we're factual warning. And he was like, I know, it's
like here's some wiz. Here's like here's here's maple whiskey.
And they both chuck. He chugged it.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
They chugged it, and then he's like, look I gotta
be honest, you walk it out.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
She fucked herself over by walking out. He's too insecure,
he can't handle it. He couldn't rebound.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
It also didn't help.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
I think another area where it's always been in his
brain is why did so many different women come to
me about this woman? Or just even just the idea
of this just like in I think he wants somebody
that's just no issues at all. I agree, you just
go with and not worry about how people react, even
though it's not Maria's fault.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I don't think he thinks Maria is a bad person.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
No. I think he just sees the fireworks and her.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
He probably also, like is worried about his image and
knows if he picks like the perceived firestarter that there
could be you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I think it's like cleaner to note she's.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Gotten dinged by all these things over time.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
I mean, I like.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
She's a pain in the air. I like her, she's
fun television, and she's a pain in the act. Yeah okay,
So so then he's like, I want to feel confident,
and I'm not confident, And.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Then we find out she's never brought anyone home ever.

Speaker 9 (58:39):
I mean that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
She's like fourteen.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Good for her.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
She's like yeah, she's like, I have the best father
in the world. And they played again, just as when
you think of Greece you play Italian godfather music. He
had a giant cross and turquoise necklace on, and the
blonde woman with the giant tattoo wrist bracelet was her mom,

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who never was introduced or said one word.

Speaker 9 (59:06):
I think that's because she kind of despaired her mom
pretty early.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
On, but not even like this is my mother, you know,
he didn't notice her mom. That was her mom. I'm like,
who's that woman? And I'm like halfway through, it's like
it's just like at the table at his mother, but she's.

Speaker 9 (59:23):
Not allowed to speak because she hasn't proven her self.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
So then.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Maria cries about the other women when she's talking to
her friend that's there, and she's like, I'm scared he's
not seeing the full you her friend Brittany, and then
the dad is like, she's an angel princess. She's my
angel princess.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
You seem like a good dode jolly, you got my blessing,
and she chooses you, and he really respect that I
give you my blessing. You can be you can be
like the man at my house and my daughter and
they have the stuff peppers and snap your neck.

Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
And she was kind of it was very threatening. I
thought a big moment when I was like, he's not
picking her. He was a little too comfortable eating those
stuff peppers. Sometimes when you're like eating family, you're nervous.
You want to like make a good impression.

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
But he was like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
That true.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
Start him out. Maybe you're trying to make a good impression.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
That's a good point, very perce, that's a good point.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
He also looks like his pants when he was talking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Like you gotta have a big Greek Italian wedding. So
then the dad tells her he asked her my hand.
She's like to hoodie, I don't think you're supposed to tell.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Me that, Like she thought she was winning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Literally was like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
And he goes, I'm here for you, no matter what,
no matter what, if not you and I get married,
I know, I'm just here. He's a good guy. He's
down to our He asked for the blessing. I told him, yes,
what you're not supposed to tell me that. I don't
know if you're supposed to tell me that that's nice.
And then they showed her family childhood videos and the

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family stood in the window.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
That was funny, like the poster for Missus Doubtfi where
they're all just looking in Its.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Freaky. They were talking with her, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
I was like, you marry me.

Speaker 11 (01:01:33):
You think.

Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
They were doing it to like with her?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Brothers were like yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
My god, like just projected on a wall screen and
the dad like with a remote.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
In his hand.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
They were nice, but that would be a very like
that's a family that would be very involved and very hard.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
So she says, I feel very strong, But she doesn't
tell him how she feels. She doesn't say surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
At that moment, she wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
She didn't say it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
She didn't say it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
She should have said it, and she should have said it.
Do you think it made it would Yes? I do
think it would have made a different.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Yeah, she might have replaced Rachel, might have fell back
a spot.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
I think if she's she's not final too.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
He's got too many you know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Yeah, she like she seeks like she's a flapper Rachel.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
Now I'm talking about Maria. You know how Maria is
like a bait, Like she's always hitting him all the time,
like hitting him with the back of like like treating
him like a brother all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Like there's just too many things in their relationship where
I think he was uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
It was like a little too brushed.

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
She was probably.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Succeeds with that behavior everywhere she goes, right, But but
like the biggest rejection.

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
Of her life for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
So there was so then never.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Accepted anybody enough to bring them home.

Speaker 9 (01:02:56):
What did you always say, like, I know this really special.
He's like, no, she's the special.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
That was crazy, the only child I care about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I took her to the prom.

Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
Meanwhile, my Sophie's choice is Maria. I pick her every time.
These other two flunkys, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I don't think they could. What about Uss? So then
they're like the goons.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
They go to the house, they go to the airport hangar,
and they're all in a lot of sensible, low chunky
block heels except for Maria that they I think he
must not be that tall, and they're all kind of tall.
And then they gave Maria giant, towering heels. But they
were in like a sensible, chunky sandal that was like

(01:03:48):
a one inch heel. They all were, and it felt
like a stylist did it and put them in the state.
It doesn't mean, ground doesn't matter. You're still like, I'm
gonna make him change his mind to get your taller
than me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Now I think that it might be a height thing.
Maria is tiny and the only one towering hails. Do
you guys think it was eyes or Santamona pa report?
I was trying to figure it out.

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
It's clearly first time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
I know I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I kind of thought too easy to Valley.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Okay, so then uh part?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
So then it is good part. So then Maria asks
to talk to Joey. She's like, you know, I regret
I just saying, can I just tell you? I should
tell you I love you?

Speaker 9 (01:04:35):
I love you?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
And he's like uh huh. And then Rachel's like, what
the fun was that about? Would you say the Joey?
What the fun did you just say to joe.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
I was thinking this one, like, Rachel, let it go,
who cares? What do you want to take twenty minutes
to explain to you what just happened?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
Crazy he's got my keys, he's got yeah, just like,
don't leave with my.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
She goes, I don't still want to regrets apparently, and
then he goes and then she's like, what was that?
What was that? She's like, I don't know, I'll tell
you later. So then I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
Was even there are talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
I don't know what you're talking talking about. I don't
know what you're talking So then.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
First up Daisy, he gives her Daisy. Second up we
go to our girl Kelsey. Then we're down to Maria
and Rachel I gasped, Maria was too much drama picked.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Rachel I was shocked. I was shocked. I thought I
would take Maria at least a fantasy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Because he's want to bang her since the easy road.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Yeah, and that's not at least that's also a good
sign that that's not that important to him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
The banging party agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah, hm, that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
He's following his heart more than this dick. That's actually true.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
He is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
He is, And I'm going to say not a lot
of the bachelors.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
Do know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I think most of them has no feeling between He's
actually no, he's been named.

Speaker 8 (01:06:11):
We're just coming on to almost all the time though,
so like I think that's another thing is he might
have just been uncomfortable with that to chase a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
I mean he just seems like he he honestly is
looking more for like a partner than that as well,
Like he actually feels like he's looking for a wife.

Speaker 9 (01:06:26):
Yeah, like that's something like a partner like tennis.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Oh no, no, no, that was none of them. I
wonder who could be the best though? Could We haven't
seen any of them any of them done any of
the athletic ones like woodwork, but they had a tennis one.
But was any of them in it?

Speaker 9 (01:06:44):
I can't remember because so.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Earlier it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
It was as a person who likes tennis, it was
so bad. Well, first of all, we love your reviews.
We're trying to get to three thousand by the end
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Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
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Oh how much do I love this podcast? Let me
count the ways. One Arden, Well, that's nice.

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the show moving. Two Katie and Scout and making sure
we do the right things with animals and elections.

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Oh thank you for adopting invoting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
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and producer and Bachelor historian.

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Oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
You got a new job title. Number four Gareth and Dracula,
who can make us pee laughing?

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Yes?

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pants after jumping into a pool? Six Jim jeffries Nuff said.
Seven Aaron Foley.

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I can't stop giggling when she's on.

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Brendan and his rock and roll lifestyle. I could go
on and on, but this feels long. The show is
so fun you can't help but laugh, even if you
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Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
That's a nice one, right, We.

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
Love that we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
That's what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Lovely, Yes exactly. I mean look, and if you don't
have that much time, here's one number one from Crumb
five Stars Crumble at number one pod never feels to
make me smile. Thank you to Ardent team and guests
for making each episode so fun. That's if you don't have.

Speaker 9 (01:08:45):
That much time yet, it's all you need.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
We love this There was one that was so cute. Okay,
I'm gonna read this one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I would have made me happy because you know, I
love my girl, our friend Whitney. I look forward to
the show every week. Five Star is Amy n Okay.
I like the Bachelor franchise, but I love this podcast.
Arden and her friends are all so lovely and hilarious,
and they have great insights and commentary about the show.
Every time a new episode comes out, I can't wait
to hear what they are going to say about it.

(01:09:15):
Our friend Whitney is my absolute favorite guest. Thank you
for so much all that you all do to bring
us so much joy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
How sweet is that?

Speaker 9 (01:09:23):
See Hive Stand.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Up Whitney Hive, Rise Up, Rise Up Whitney Hive. So
there's so many more phonees and if you and if
you put them on, I will read them. So we'll
get to the other phone ones that are up, so
don't feel ignored. There were so many fun people that
were talking about how they connect with their partners over this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
They go on walk so I read them. I loved him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
We'll read them next time. Okay, let's go do a
post of the week. Okay, we're gonna do Post of
the week. But before that's how does it go?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Who wins? And what happens?

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Rachel gets cord plunked? Yeah, she's out, he's torn? Yeah,
picks Daisy?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Does she say yes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
She says yes?

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Do are they still together? What are they still together?

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
They?

Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
We are not?

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
And who is the bachelorette.

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
It's so funny because I could convince myself and say,
day Z says no, it's Kelsey. They're still together. I
think I think whoever it is, they're they're all they're
still together.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Okay, I'm gonna ta who's gonna be the bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I'm hoping for Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Okay, great duke in order, starting with who's gonna get cut?
And then how does this play out?

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
I think Rachel's a goner. And then between the remaining too,
I really do I feel like day Z's feeling feeling
good about herself?

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Is she gonna say yes?

Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
I don't think so. And so he ends up with
no One, Yeah, nobody or or Kelsey uh Kelsey A.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
But who's he gonna be? Who is proposed to?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Well, that's the thing is I think it's gonna be
really messy, like how he ends up with Kelsey A.
I think he's gonna propose to Daisy and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Then end up with Okay, and who's the bachelorette?

Speaker 8 (01:11:04):
Daisy'll dip right before the proposal.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Who knows who's the bachelorette?

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Again, it's just more hopeful than anything.

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
I think it should be Maria.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
But you know that'd be fun. Okay, doctor B.

Speaker 9 (01:11:16):
I'm gonna say, maybe he proposes to Daisy. She says no,
and then he.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
He runs after Kelsey.

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
I think it's such a bad idea, That's why I'm laughing.

Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
But then he proposes to Kelsey A. Because remember, like
the last week I.

Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
Said that Kelcier's whole thing was like, I want you
to be one hundred percent sure if you proposed to me,
he's trust me.

Speaker 9 (01:11:43):
I will be when I proposed to and I think
maybe something. I think maybe that conversation was.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Highlighted for a reason, so he gets said no two
by two women.

Speaker 9 (01:11:52):
Potentially yes, and then who's there?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
And then who's the bachelorette?

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Marie?

Speaker 9 (01:11:56):
I hope, God, I really hope.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Okay, kt money. I think editing is just messing with us.
I think he gets upset. The crying is because he
just says, like I said bye to a good woman,
or we feel like Kelsey. So yeah, I think Rachel's
going home after Fantasy sweets.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
I think Casey's gonna win it, Kelsey's gonna be the
runner up. And I think something happens where like when
he's like breaking up with Kelsey, she says something that
really hurts him and he realizes like he's kind of
a dick. Maybe he's gonna feel like a dick at least,
and I think that's why he's crying.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Okay, And who's the bachelorette? I do think it might
be Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Okay, Rachel's out. I think Kelsey's number two. I think
he proposes to Daisy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I think she says no, wow, Okay, And I think
Bachelorette I mean, I'm praying for Maria.

Speaker 10 (01:12:45):
I think, Okay, that's gonna it's gonna be another Hannah
Brown type season.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Oh it'll be a mess, but the guys would be
She'd be fine, and the guys would be like, so there,
you have to work so hard.

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
The guys will just fall over themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of a lot of guys,
A lot of guys who got come for Maria.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
Is gonna be a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:13:06):
Yeah, we're gonna get some We're gonna maybe we'll get
something about garden protect your hearts.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yes, a big gullion.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Those be ones that, without this opportunity, would have just
been stalkers.

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
Yeah, you know what I mean, there's really handing out
these certificates to a bunch of stalkers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Well, here, here we are our post of the weekend.
If you want to participate, We've got a variety of
ways you can do it. Doctor Banana.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Let the people know.

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You can tweet at ard and I at art Marine
and at Anna host Nier and then please hashtag will
you or excuse me w y a t R so
I can just make sure I get everyone's tweets in
that way, because sometimes Twitter doesn't show all my mentions
because look elon uh and then you can also threads
me if you guys have threads. So I'm at selling

(01:13:54):
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be able to find me and just at me, or
if all else fails, you can just send me a
DM on Instagram which your tweet six.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
All right, well, I'm gonna start out with one that
was emailed to us at Rosepodcast at gmail dot com
from a uh Biggie's potential future.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Daddy, Denise Gubbins.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Joey tear wiper Jones the razor's edge of excitement and
anxiety waiting to see if Joey would wipe the tear
from Rachel's mom's face was the best few seconds of
the season for me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
It's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
I mean I did wonder. I was like, is he gonna?
Here's another one from Beckon to call tweet of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Joey fucked up with Rachel's mom when he didn't wipe
her mom's tears away with his pig eared flavored fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Or with the pig here. You could do it with
the pig here, I just scoop it with the ear yep.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Okay, all right, here we go Jane at Aunt Gail's
Daisy gives off big home goods energy. Oh my god,
I love Blatla Wina Clock somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Somewhere justin Paul Spade and Justice Bade.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Maria's dad has resting dui fase off, spot off jeanet
Alan Gals. How is Joey supposed to focus with Maria's
dad is nip slipping with his unbuttoned shirt. Okay, this
is Justice Svade. Maria's dad was showing so much cleave
that even Blake Moyin's gonna have to slide into his

(01:15:33):
dios after this. Here's Justice Svade, Marie's dad looking like
al Pacino trying to play an insurance agent. And this
is Adrian and Adrian the Smith imagining Maria's brothers at
the dinner table, hearing their dad say Maria is the
most important thing in his life. Okay, here's another one,
Missus Wright at girl without a tat Maria's dad, Let

(01:15:55):
me slip into something more comfortable. He comes back wearing
a jockstrap. Joey's Oh it runs in the family. Okay,
so that's uh. I will do one more thing Gretchen
Schrader at none for Gretchen ass no rain shall.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Fall on Daisy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
But I'm sorry, Brandon is not a dad's name. Brandon's
is the eight year old in your kids class who
stares you dead in the eyes. We'll pick in his
nose and I will die on this hell all right?
Top two Home Goods.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Home Goods was the one after Home Goods.

Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
Do I face?

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
We're down to ESP Paul Spade, Justice Spade, Maria's dad
has resting DUI face? And Gina and Gil's Daisy gives
off Big Home Goods Energy. Home Goods are resting?

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Do UI face?

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
Well? They're both wonderful high fives. I'm it just the
Home Goods really brought it home for.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Me, Okay, Duke, I'm hg okay Home Goods or do
you I?

Speaker 9 (01:16:50):
I want to say home goes? Even the do I
was also great?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Yeah, they're both wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Oh gosh, Gina Aunt Giles Davies gives off Big Homeguns Energy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
You run yourself a sleep Crown from Julie And by
the way, we'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
If you want your own sleep crown, you can get
it at Sleepcrown Dot comback slash w y at R
and then put in the code XO XO and Julie
from Sleep Crown is donating giveaways for at least one
Sleep Crown maybe two a traveler or a regular size
for the San Diego Show. For the bro Diego Show,

(01:17:25):
which we are doing April six at two pm at
Mike Drop Comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
You're welcome to com Doug. We're doing it with April.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
It's a Saturday afternoon. That way we can come back
if we want, or we can stay down there and
party with the bros.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Aaron from Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Then we have Tyler who made it all the way
he had. He was on the boardwalk with Rachel and
Gabby and then he's been on Paradise twice.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
And then remember Logan who got kicked off the cruise
ship on Rachel and Gabby season and he was going
back and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
And then Brayden and Christina might come, Yes, they were
going to Pro Diego. J Keys is coming. Uh, there's
a there's a maybe from Aaron trying to try to
get and then we have Jess Ambroses coming, Doctor Banana
me Katie might come.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Do you want to come fight these guys?

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
Thinking about it. You know, it's not that big of
a stage. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
But we can rotate. We can like we can say
if we can make us get.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
To serve everybody, I mean we the bros.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Will be in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
I would love to see you with the broth and
then if we want to stay down there, we can
go party with the bros.

Speaker 9 (01:18:37):
Can I just say?

Speaker 10 (01:18:38):
I know someone added us on Twitter. They're asking how
long the show would be if they wanted to take
a train in and out that same day.

Speaker 9 (01:18:45):
The show will yep, you should be done by three
thirty pm.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Hold also here, do recommend the am trak to San Diego.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Yeah, it lets you off right there in downtown.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
It's beautiful coaster.

Speaker 11 (01:18:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:00):
We did it so that be there much longer.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
We did it so people could come in and out
from here like that. You don't have to get a hotel.

Speaker 9 (01:19:07):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
It's not your like.

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
You could be out of there by four pm to
catch a train home.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
That's really fun. Train is fun.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Come up from Mexico.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Yeah, you come play with us.

Speaker 9 (01:19:18):
A beautiful train ride if you want to come down
from l A.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
And we talked to Aaron on the phone, and he's
everything you want him to be, the class. He's nectar,
he's nectar, he's so next. There's also to be sleep crowds,
so it should be fun. Who do you want to
be paired off? Within the bro games? Who do you
want your bro to be? Oh? Dang, you got excited?

Speaker 11 (01:19:38):
I do.

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
He's Braden's best friend. Yeah, so that gave him a
lot of points in my book.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
You know, we can also reach out to Braden's best friend,
Aaron the Firefighter.

Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
That's true. We should have him because he's so many
bros san Diego. We should well, I mean, it's bro Diego,
bab it's Brodiego.

Speaker 8 (01:19:54):
You should give like the bros like the most nothing
topic you can imagine and then say, now argue about that. Yes,
because Aaron especially was really good about arguing about.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Yeah, you're right. There was no argument to win an
argument with me about this. Do you remember that's a
good idea?

Speaker 10 (01:20:11):
So dated the girl who kept saying my sister in
Christ when she was complaining around him, like my sister
in Christ, he like can't travel or something.

Speaker 9 (01:20:19):
I don't rich off my sister in Christ to mister
Christ about.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Ms I c oh, my god, Doug, you have to
say my sister and Christ to him. Okay, So get
your tickets. You can get him on my you can
get them on my Instagram, on my link tree, you
can get them on Rose podcast dot got into the
live shows. You can get them on mic drop Comedy
aeron fully. What do you want to promote? Just sister
and what do you want to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Well, I actually just got the U R L H.
So I'm going to start an entire.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Our Sister in Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Eric's a lot of speeches and I ended with my
Sister in Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
But you're we had a business.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Yes, Aaron Kfoley dot com. I'll probably post some shows.
There's jokes, there's all kinds of stuff and uh and
there's a whole coaching tab.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Click on it. Hire me. Let's get going.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Did somebody have Aaron Foley? Did somebody take Aaron?

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
Someone took Aaron, had them killed, but they still went
to the death with their Uh yeah, just I had
put a K in it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Okay, great, dou what do you want to promote?

Speaker 8 (01:21:24):
Hashtag w y A t R nice get out there again? Yeah?
And Douglas Moovies dot COM's where all of my dates
are and uh, you know, I got podcasts and shows
around the country.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Bad and Ducks live shows are so fun. His crowds
are the best.

Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
South By Southwest.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
But that's far. That's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
It's gonna be a good time. So thank you for
having me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Weally love. If you guys want to come play and
be so fun, I will put you on the lineup.
You let me know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
We were talking about it before. Now that it's a reality,
doing gott.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
To face it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Let's make a video for Braiden and like try to
woo him to get him in.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
Oh, you know, I'll do anything I can to get
him to come.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Yeah, let's do a little let's.

Speaker 8 (01:22:09):
Wear ear rings. I'll do whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
I'll do anything and nothing. Stage okay, okay with Toddler.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Yes he Piers Tyler's Erra stage. We're also doctor Banana.
We're doing our Patreon. We're up to we're almost done
with Winterhouse. We're about to start Summerhouse.

Speaker 9 (01:22:23):
Oh, guys, Summerhouse is fun.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Summerhouse is fun.

Speaker 9 (01:22:27):
Watching the Carl and Lindsay explosion.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Yeah and page pages. There there's a new guy.

Speaker 9 (01:22:32):
There's two new guys guys who are actually think like
they finally have good new guys, good new guys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
And I like that the handsome one is not the
one that's like winning Sierra's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Heart so far.

Speaker 9 (01:22:42):
I know he has a he I think I'm enjoying him.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
He's charming. Wes. Okay, Katie, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
As always, please go to your local shop shelter Wow,
shelter and adopt an animal.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Yes, and Denise, We we like that you may might
be taking big and if not, you know what, If not,
Biggie will be We'll let you know if Biggie is.
If Biggie's gonna be on the market, I'm watching Scout
doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Let's go out, Scout can do it is probably looking
at a lemon. All right, until next time, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
So much for My name is Artimy and goodbye.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Oh yeah, we're gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
Get all up in you tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
It feels so good. I just got one little questioner.

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Where you reap this roll? Would you reaccept this roll?
Listen to your words? Up these rolls, Listen to your.

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