"MOUTH LIKE A BUTTHOLE!" w/ Lauren Lapkus, Rob Benedict and Shaun Diston

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
I missed you, guys, I missed you. I missed the studio.
I missed the bougie garage. My cats are happier. Doctor
Shamma Shamaua took the head coach who cats? He didn't

(00:23):
even like cats. I hit the fact that I had
casts on our first few days when we came over.
How did you do that? I locked them in the
bedroom and then I like hung out outside in the yard,
like by the fire. We're still kind of.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Covidy, you know. Hello and welcome to the final Golden
Bachelor finale episode of Weeks at the Rose.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
My name is Arte Marine, coming to you from my
aboujie garage in Los Angeles, California. Back in the Los
Angeles group with me today is a man with a plan.
He's so dad guard ass. He should have been. He
should have been my stepfather, heartbroke and looking for love.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I would have been your golden Basler and.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I would have been like, she seems cool, Leslie, Teresa.
I mean that would have been so cool. And yet,
but now I can say credits of your do you
say every credit on your IMDb.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Had the memorized like people do with the presidents and
rattle it off.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Like yeah, Kitchen Refidential, New Hampshire stand Lottery commercial, mad TV.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
It starts with the original nine O two and oh
the show has already been remade and canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What did you play?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
What did you I was a student, I was like,
I had like one line, okay, which was the fifteen
minute rule prevails, Teacher's not here. Come on, everybody, let's bolt.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
That's class. I feel like I believed that because.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You know, you weren't a nerd, you were party. You
got to get to the sea. You might have had
the peach, piss thet's both.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I feel like I've walked out of a classroom because
of that very logic, and it may have originated.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
On give us it might not be a rule at all. Yes,
give us two more of your weirdest credits.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
My weirdest credits. Early on in the nineties, I did
some couple of weird like I did Pacific Blue.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I guess the Blue Jerson.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, yes, I think so. In Bike Cops.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, that was I've seen you in an episode of
Monk Monk. I didn't Okay, ladies and gentlemen. That's sort
of the year twenty sixteen through twenty twenty three.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Rop that.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
You might remember him from.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You clue, Okay, the next gentleman, you can also give
us your newest credit and then give us two of
your weirdest credit.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Can you give Rob's newest credit with his news I mean,
I'm saying I feel like it your newest.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Just leave it at Yeah, thank you, that's your newest credit.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Thank you. Lord.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I am going to be in the new season of
The Boys.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Wow trailer drop in tomorrow when.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
This and I'm rebooting that next year.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Interesting, Sorry it's been canceled.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah again, Okay, great, Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
I can't wait to st you on the board.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Start with your weirdest and then with your newest.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Okay, weirdest, weirdest credits. I was in a lottery commercial
where I dressed like a zombie and it took me
nine hours to get into makeup and we shot for
twenty five minutes the New York State Lottery Okay, and
then I was a zombie. And then we actually had
the zombie coordinator from The Walking Dead Wow, the makeup

(03:32):
Nikotaro who actually directed here. He uh directed episodes, and
he told us the key to being a zombie is
to act drunk, but have a like a face, like
a completely neutral face, and you have to keep your
arms hanging. That is helpful and it really helped when
we did it.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You know, that's so helpful. Okaytral face. Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Another weird credit I was I did a photo shoot
where they took a big giant picture of my eyeball
for the Columbia Universe City website. Wow, that's a big
My newest credit, I was a writer producer on a
show called Twisted Metal. We couldn't talk about all strike,
and now we can talk about it. You will find
that Peacock. You know, Peacock is where all the hidden

(04:15):
gems are you Peacock, you gotta get on there, got
to get on there.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
And he's also on a podcast, a bunch of podcasts.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I mean, look, I'm doing podcasts left and right, but
this podcast, this is a unique one because I get
to be myself and I get to talk about maniacs.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Love you so much, It's what It's been really nice
to get to know you, and.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I love doing this pod. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm excited to have you my birthday party.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Come late, can't wait, and I will be dancing.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oy me too.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I have a DJ, my friend Jacobs so mad.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Will you tell him how my party is?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I believe it. I don't need to be convinced.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Tell me you know, it's always a great time. In reality,
I was trying to schedule this.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Thing that I have around it and it didn't work out.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
In my favor.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, okay, we're okay. Two weirdest credits and okay, what.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Are some weird ones? Oh my god, I have so
many weird ones. One was like maybe my first job,
I would did a bing dot com commercial.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Which was a good.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Offshoot.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, and I had to is the way they did
those commercials was like people's train of thoughts. So it's
like they would be like someone says like one word,
and someone says another word over there, and someone says
another word over there, and they all connect somehow and
it's like it's your being search like it's like something
like that. Yeah, and so I only I worked at
a grocery store and I had to say animal House
like over and over like all day. Yeah, and I
like got so cold in the freezer aisle that I

(05:41):
like forgot my line. Yeah, and that was cool. And
then another weird one. Oh, oh god, so many weird
things that I've done. What's a weird one? I mean,
I did my hair red for something that no.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
One will ever see. Do we see your name? Sean?
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
And then I did one thing. Yeah, I had to.
I did this thing and I can't really say what
it is, I guess because I don't know what the
rules are about this. But I did this thing where
it was a one day shoot where they were testing
out some technology for a a movie based on a
nineties cartoon, and I was playing a mom from this
nineties cartoon and I would be real and the other

(06:22):
characters would be cgi.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
There was like this.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Whole remiss that they had. And I dyed my hair
red for this, which I'd never done my hair. I
thought I could have been great, but I but the
thing was that I was like, I really wanted the job,
and I had never did my hair, but I wanted
to dye my hair, and.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's like, Holly, it could be great for whatever we'll see.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
It turned out crazy. I hated it, but she's like cute.
It was fine, but I looked I was like I'm quirky,
Like I was just like I feel like I was
like really trying to show me.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
My early career read it could have been.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
A whole different path for me, but I feared off anyway.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Are you ready to be TV? That was it. We're
like now I'm like, I fuck you now, I broke
into your house. I need your liver.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, there's a little bit more of an edge.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, and I guess my hair now is like I'll
fuck if we're married.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Love guys. Okay, so what's your newest credit if you're married?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, I have a movie going to the Veil Film Festival. Yeah,
Another Happy Day. It's a postpartum depression comedy, believe it. Yeah,
and it's really a fun movie. It's also just a
heartfelt good I feel excited about it.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Is this the one you shot in Chicago?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah? Yeah, so excited to hometown.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Really need and Yeah it's going to the Ail Film Festival,
which is why I won't be at your party, but
I'm very excited.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
We'll see if we can get them to reschedule the
whole festival.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, that's what I was trying to do. I was like,
are you just move this the next week.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
People, or the day before. I don't know if you understand. Okay, here, okay.
So I was in the New Hampshire State Lottery.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Come on, we've all got our love.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I was like one of my first auditions, and it
was supposed to be like I told you this, Laura recently.
I was supposed to be like a sort of a
gangster mom. I'm like, it's like this, Larry I. And
the guy was like the commercial audition casting person was
so wretched and he was like, it was like brand new,
and he was like, so is that your stick then
your thing, honey? Because it was in New York, New York.

(08:26):
He was like, let me tell you, it's cute when
you're twenty two, but thirty two, forty two, it ain't
gonna I booked it, why fuck it? Like I fully
bought when it happened. Yes, it is my shick and oh.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
And I haven't done them. Also that the thing where
I did my hair red never got made. Yeah, I
don't think it's ever gonna get made. Yeah, I wanted
to say that.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I also doe my hair red. I dyed my hair
red also around the same year for it was for
like a series that was gonna be on AMC called
The Royale, and it was like it was gonna be
like in the thirties, and I was like Daphne the
popcorn girl. I'm like the obviously. And then they died
of rhetor. I was already like a read died of
rhett And then so it was like supposed to be

(09:08):
this cool we film not supposed to be like this
cool like long kind of like period piece like series
for adults, and they edited it down into like a
one hour kids show. They got nominated for like a
Daytime kid. Yeah, so there's that. And then I was say,
my newest credit, I'm not supposed to say it, but

(09:28):
I'm not sat So okay, you guys, now you just
just literally even just go press play, say your alarm
to press play on your like on your Amazon. I
am the lead in a movie. It comes out next
Monday on Amazon. It's called step Aside.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I play like an Abbey Lee Miller type that runs
a dance like like dance mom.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Why don't you say it? I don't know, it's so stupid.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
I'm like, why.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Don't they mons? So I'm going to say was like
three days.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I think if we at least get your listeners watching this.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay, So it's really good. It's it's sort of for
like teens, but it's like so it's like a it's
like Bring It On meets Best in Show, but it's
like about the dance world. And I'm like, this asshole
that runs a dance studio and I got my team
disqualified and I'm like, no, we got it, and I'm
kind of ruthless.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
And I have two numbers. I got two of roudines.
I got to do two dances.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yeah, did you have to do some dance training?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Literally, they everybody and it's a real dancer except for
this person. And so they traded it as if I'd
ever ever taken a dance. So they rehearsed all the
dancers and then they're like, oh no, Like I think
they didn't want to waste my time. I'm like, no,
I've never I can't follow a dance.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I really needed.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
They brought me in last and I watched them. They're like,
and then you'll do this and this. I'm like, wait,
why wasn't I here From the beginning they were learning it,
and they also know how to dance. They're like, on
the super beauty. I need fifteen times a time.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So then no, I got like two hours and then
I filmed the choreographer doing it, and then I had
to like run in the kitchen of my cat, and
then literally we filmed it like like I got nos
crazy I did.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I did some choreography recently on a children's program will
be coming out at some point in the next year,
which I was excited about it. But I thought I
was only gonna have to do like two seconds of it. Yeah,
and then I had to do the whole thing hard.
I don't know what's I don't know. All the other
characters are dancers. Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
It's so simple, like put your arm up with your like,
I still don't.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Know what.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Turned on. And you're like, well the pressure is way
up now.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
To really see. When I don't know what's going on,
you just have to sit. For any of you whoever
get cast in a dance off movie and you're not
a dancer and you have two hours to rehearse, you
just have to sell it. Now, you just have to
sell it. Yeah, So I don't know that. You gotta
film the blanks and I begged for them to give
me a high heel sneaker. Because when you're got the
long tours, you got the short legs, you're around teen dancers.

(12:04):
Give an adult lady who's not trained a fucking leg up, like,
give me his fucking length in the leg, Hi, Katie,
I can't dance either, I mean, but boy, this movie
is fun. I'm very excited. So it's December fourth, it's
December Amazon. Yes, it's on Amazon. It's camber beside. Now

(12:25):
it's like they should be baiting you. It's wild. I'm
just going against permission in this Monday I don't, I don't.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Amazon is still on strike by press play on Monday.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's literally about just press play yes and let it
play and walk away, press and walk away, walk away
and press play. Also, I want to say before we
get going, I got back to l a. Look what
arrived in the mail from one of our viewers. This
is Mittens in my jumpsuit with the Pooh Baby Wow
and holding the rose and a pickleball, pickle ball and

(12:59):
a crab. And then she also made these gold these
gold ear And this is from Natalie Levy or Levy
and it's from She's independent dot com and she's note
Arden and team y'all brings smiles and laughter to so
many people every day, truly doing God's work. Enjoy this
cat and boob jewelry and art. I started putting to

(13:20):
heel through loss and finding this creative. Still, wait a minute,
there's boob jewelry, boob jewelry.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Maybe this boob jewels? Are these these little ear cat jewelry?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I don't know it's his cat and boob jewelry. I
don't see the booth. We put them on your tip. Okay,
I might just dig to my trash and see.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
If there's like she's independent dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
She's independent. It's incredible.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
This art is great. I love I love the paintings.
It is such a it's.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Going to be a great addition to your.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, okay, I don't know where the boobs are. And
then I'm going to open my present and then this is.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Your birthday present.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
I love.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm not going to be at your birthday. You're not.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, there's this festival. They wouldn't change the day.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Happy, oh Arden, I'm leaving you all my mind. Look,
she put my name into I really was happy with
my sticker work on din't you put look a stickers

(14:26):
that I got for your daughters jewelry.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Actually I have a huge sticker box at this point.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
More boo jewelry.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Wow, a beautiful necklace, that beauty.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's a necklace everyone, and it's a necklace with some.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
This is a beautiful necklace. Neil Lane can do.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
There's another section. Do that, all right, guys, I don't
rip up her golden dad.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
That half.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
He had a little trip And thanks guys, I had
a great untangle this.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I'm always jealous when I see pictures of you guys
vacation together.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Best time. We have the best We really have the
best time because we also let we we have like
we have like the movie version of A Girl's Trip,
where like the house is just filled with like like
put jamas and shopping backs and chissi paper and cats
and like tortilla chips. Like it's literally just snacks and
and like cats and clothes and like it's a pile.

(15:32):
And then we have like below deck on TV and
things are happening. It just needs to be gently moved along.
I'm gonna move it gently, but you know you don't
to waste okay, all are you guys, all, let's get great.
Let's just start for whisking before we get going. Hollywood Reporter.
I just felt like the headline was so scandalous.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I thought it was a bit shady of them.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I mean, look, I mean also for like a seventy
two year old dude, of all things that could.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Be posted, I'm like, it's pretty be nine, Like, I mean, yeah,
he made weird comments. But also I felt like there
were some parts of that article I thought really weird
where they didn't quote the person, but they said the
thing is like but she certainly wasn't fat. That was
like what the author I'm like, but but that's a
quote from that person, Like that wouldn't be you saying.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Like all hearsay. And it felt weird because the Hollywood
Reporter is sort of like in theory for this business
or reputable place. It felt like Deadline felt like somebody
hates Mike Slice and then wanted like this has been
so popular. I just feel like anybody's ex can say
shitty things about like yeah, the thing, I mean, the
things to me that stood out of like who cares?

(16:39):
It's like he said he retired at fifty five. He
had two jobs it's like fifty is really young, Like
maybe he got bored. Maybe you need a little extra
expensive maybe you know. It's like they like shamed him
for having a job. Like that's how you get to
know people. You feel useful, it's not a lie.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
It feels like with The Bachelor, you're not going to
go into someone's like specific resume and be like he retired,
but then he also.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Done a little bit on the bed.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
You don't have time.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Also, like we get people downt know one word as
their descriptive, Like everybody who worked with them was like, yeah,
he was a really nice guy. He spoke to his
coworkers who said he was great. I'm like, it's like
he was really young to retire like that would be wild.
You need money and maybe like a sense of purpose.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Like and then the other thing is like she moved in,
he expected her to split the bills.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's like, yeah, it's like, well he just lost his wife.
He maybe doesn't have endless income. He doesn't want to
be taken advantage of. Yeah, there's the fear of someone
coming in and just using all your money, Like you
don't know what the situation is with this person.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
So then the two things that stood out, like, if
it's true about the weight gain, I didn't say that
he said, wait gain, It said you can't go looking
like if that's actual.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Honestly, I thought that was a really confusing quote because
I was like, what did she say?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Were you wearing?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Did you look insane?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah? Did you like? What did you like?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
He was like looking at some like which is I mean, no,
it's not nice regardless, But I'm just like some old.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Guys like that age. Old guys are wild cards in life.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
So it wasn't his wife. Wasn't that she was a
normal looking woman. Yeah, yeah, the thinnish Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
The whole article seemed like quite a stress. And then
the other and then the thing to me that was like, okay,
that was not great. And then it wasn't great that
he wanted her in advance to pay for meals so
that then he could look like he was paying.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I found that really odd. That was an age in
life to do that. But then I was also like,
I simply don't need to know this.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
I simply don't care. I mean, to me, it's like, yeah,
I feel like and maybe this has been happening, but
I feel like when the finale of these shows come out, Yeah,
there will be an article. It's like we've found their.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Girl, fri.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's better than like every other year. It's like, you know,
it's like, okay, this is all you can there's twenty
years for like a seventy two year old dude.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Listen. When I saw there was a Hollywood Reporter article,
I was like, Okay, he's gonna have dressed in black face.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
He's gonna literally it's been black face every year. Black
it's got to be he's seventy two years white from
Indiana's got to be black fans and that could.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Still happen the capital.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
And black face.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
But you're waiting for something really bad. So for them
to just say like that he wasn't totally honest. I'm
like the producers probably were the ones who were like,
you have to see.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
And I'm sure they were like, don't say you were
in a relationship. It's better if you seem like you
haven't dated one.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
It is better for the story. It's not really great
to go, well, I was with someone for a year
and a half. You go, well, I'm losing interest ten
years ago, but I'm still losing interest.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm like I get leaving it out. Yes, it was
like ten years It was like ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, it's still a long time.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
He instilled hot tubs and he made her split that
gas bill.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Wait a minute, hot tubs, he's canceled. I never want
to hear from it. Just doesn't make it anyway.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I thought black face starm in the Capitol.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Or or just like Trump supporter or something that still
be true, and she may be finally.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I mean, here's my question. I felt like we didn't
see his home?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Did we did?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Said the lighthouse?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, I felt that she should be able to see
his home before, Like as if you're seventy and you're
getting engaged to somebody go to their house and go
to their room and be in their bathroom. I think
that's important, Stuf.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Is that not normally what happens on the show, or
if he doesn't ever go to their home.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
But I felt like with this age smart weird now Teresa,
Teresa actually ended up And I actually feel like, do
you guys agree with me that the job of it
that like Teresa is actually the one It seems like
with something to lose here because Teresa has her shit together.
I know, well, like, you know, two weeks into knowing her,
which is then eternity on this show, He's like, so,
what are you doing again?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
That's not great.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I actually feel like her having a job is what
was appealing to him. She was really and she was interesting.
She's self sufficient and independent, and I think he really
admired that. I'm going to go on record as saying
I did call her a haunted doll earlier.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yes, and I.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Want to say that I actually feel like, even though
she did rub Kathy from asking the wrong way, I
felt like I felt like she handled I said this
last time, but I'm gonna say when Gary was checked
out after his boning session with Leslie and they were
on the bike, I felt like she maintained her poise

(21:12):
and she was like, you seem off. I understand that
would be confused. And I felt like she didn't ever
abandon herself in the She didn't ever freak out in
front of him, whereas other people were like, oh my god,
he's in a date just like Daddy Duddy. I'm scared,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm like, well, and Leslie had this experience this time
of him seeming off and then she was you know,
crumbling over that.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
I think she kind of handled it okay.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
But justifiable because he was ready.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Okay, yeah, so why don't we give a sort of
general gist and was a quick break and we're going
to get in. Overall, incredible episode, incredible television.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Great, great, great season.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, and best season. I think the best season I've
ever seen. Yeah, you could say that. Just yeah. I
mean that everyone on the show is just so much
smarter emotionally.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
I like experience.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
The episodes were an hour, which I think, I know,
we don't need two hours.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I love the hour long episodes. I feel like maybe
we're watching for different reasons. I thought this season was fine.
I like the drama, I like the message people. Yes,
I felt like and I will say, all of these
women are incredible. Watching them and watching them interact was
really great and refreshing. Yes, but I need a bit
to start so that I could start being like, ooh,
these nasty people going okay.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I needed a break from that because I've taken off
a couple of seasons a Bachelor, which was really new
for me. Yes, but then I was back in on this.
I just loved the change of pace with these people,
and I liked seeing people who All the women were
so supportive of each other, minus a few little episodes.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yea, it was like you.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Get these women going like, hey, it might not be me,
but I hope it's you. Yeah, It's like it's just
like a really great understanding.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I actually felt like, ultimately, and we'll get into the
I thought he and Teresa are really cute and I
actually feel like they're gonna be happy together for the
rest of their lives.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Well, I could see that too, and I think we
talked about it. I'm like, I it made sense that
he picked her. It made a lot of sense to me,
even though even in the episode, like the daughters were
saying that Leslie and he had like such a good vibe.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I mean, but I was like, I think he was
whore day for Leslie, and but she was.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
She was like there were too many moments where it
wasn't a sure thing with her.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
No, and she said after they had look she dated prince,
you know what I mean, And her family kept being like,
you are really not her type and like her ex
was like a sexy chef. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah,
it was like a sexy chef. She dated prince. Her
family was like, wow, you're like a nice guy, like
I think she likes kind of bad boys. And after
she got out, she was like being with him, it
felt it was comfortable. It was like an old shoe.

(23:43):
I didn't like. I don't want to be called an
old shoe.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
I need an old shoes, especially, I don't relationship the
first night after beating in the morning, after the first
time you have sex.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
It was like a dirty crop, you know what I mean,
I don't chew.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
The more after the first And I do think that
Teresa gain a good ride.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
You know what arden, I actually think that he was
hornier for Teresa and I had started to shut I
think I even said this on the time time we
talked about it before the episode where they are on
the ferris wheel and they get this kiss in she
like puts her body on him. She does. She's like,
I think that she has she knows all the non

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verbal touches and things that like.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Really got him going.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
And I have a friend Marlena Rodriguez who tweeted last
night that Teresa definitely gave him an amazing blowjob that night,
And I think that is one hundred percent what happened.
Something happened, and that I don't even know if him
and Leslie had sex, but I think Teresa they did.
I think Teresa went in there and said, look, I
know you don't expect this from me, but I'm a

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freaking the sheets.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, I agree with you. Look, I had a gross
guy on a first date, first and only date. The
first thing he said to me was, boy, you're a spinner,
aren't you? And I was like, what? And isn't that disgusting?
Is an opening line. I walked up in New York

(25:15):
and this man said to me, Wow, you're a spinner,
aren't you?

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Oh my god, my god?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah two years ago.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Wow, wait till the Hollywood Reporter article comes out about him.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
He's the next bachelor. I'm watching that next Bachelor. It
needs to say a bunch of weird ships.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
This was so benign. I know he was, but I'm
sure I feel like I feel like Gary was like
like I like, like, you know, Faith and Leslie were
like women, and Theresa was like, li'ming all over him
and I'll.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Be bor of a sweet wife, figures.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I mean, which is? And I do think she I
think she looks she hadn't been with anybody since Billy,
and I get the feeling that she'd only ever.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Been with Billy. She was like fourteen when they started needing.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
You're right, it's the only person she's.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Ever been with this, so it's kind of exciting for her.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That loved her hair and makeup. At the after show,
she looked great.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
She looks so cute. All right, we're gonna take a
quick break and we'll be right back and we're going
to get into it. Oh, I need a sexual time
out and we're back. Okay, the necklace looks so pretty.
It's official. It does look really good.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
And I'm really happy with the person is.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's really pretty. And you know what, that's how good
the dancing is. And you guys, okay, wait a minute,
so you guys, I was using the ladies room. You
guys were talking about Joan and the O everyone next Batchelor.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
We thought they were gonna announce that that maybe it
was Leslie, who we don't think would be.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
A good would be good. This is like, definitely what
happened to her makes sense. But I just don't think
she could.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Carry the audition so hard.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I think we need we're talking about Joan, So what
were you saying about the Joe to Joan is the
person who left to go to her daughter, ye who
had a baby. But she Yeah, they just were focusing
on she's in the front road as much as Ava
Philippy and Grandma Grandma, Grandma Witherspoon.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Jennifer Love Hewitt was.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I was screaming and like.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Is that Jennifer was not answer man.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
According to Twitter, it.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Was never loves Philippine.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Whatever I was like, Barb, Jennifer was was zoomed down
one hundred times because her expressions were out of this world.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I didn't know if it was her short Ellen Ellen.
When he mentioned Ellen, she rolled her eyes. Ellen rolled
her eyes our queen. He's like, you know what, because
when he was explaining it to to Leslie about I
had to be all in with everyone and going back
and Ellen, she wrote, Ellen, I think.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
It was a little too sassy for him. I felt
like I didn't think that was ever gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, what was the what was the one woman who
the woman who said, O, Kathy is a look that
she gave when she was like gave the other woman
she was doing that all.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
What's her what's her fame? What's her they all.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Hate because she hated Teresa, because Teresa she hated, but
keep back like you're gonna win.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
And then and then she and then she made a
really interesting face when Leslie was like monologue in yes,
Leslie was like, you said this to me, and you
said that to me, and and then you They cut
to Kathy and Kathy like start staring.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
At the girls as if to say, see.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I was talking.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I couldn't because also they all read the Hollywood Reporter
this was live last night, that came out yesterday morning.
So I think they were like, this guy is a
piece of ship.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I think is the best and worst mother in law
in that group. Okay, Kathy, Kathy's a nightmare. I love
sat Jenner. Let me and Susan Jenner.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I love her. I love Susan would be a great mother.
Seems easy wind of Sandra. Oh, I loved My brother
has a crush on Sandra.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Jenner was making great spaces last night.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Jerid Jenner, Susan j Jenner. Yes, Susan would be great.
She would make such good food. She just constantly be
feeding love the molly. It wasn't it wasn't the.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Actually someone who is disgusting and makes disgusting jokes all
the time. There was way too much farting in this show. Okay,
I love season was full of fart. I like, I
like to say things that are gross. I don't think
I like this.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I'm going to tell you the thing that I'm the
most uncomfortable in the movie. There's an extended thing where
I have to fart. Ye that works for me.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
We're talking about it's really long, and they gave you
two weeks to trade.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
It is in the song of the dance.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
We're talking about two different First of all, you just
got everyone to watch it, which is.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Great scart by far for like, it's not like it
goes squeaky.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
It's not like it was in the confessional, literally goes yes,
Sandra keep except their name, Yes, she starts to a
minute straight. I was like, no, it is.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I love it is relatable.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I also like it like I'm like, I'm like I
can't hold it on camera. I far on camera, and
like and like short shorts, like for like forty starts.
Is there a plot line, Yeah, there's a plot line
which I can't eat something. No, there's something that I'm
trying to do that I'm not good at. I'm trying
to force myself to do and then and then it

(30:44):
doesn't happen, and then I literally.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Is it? Is it?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
It goes on.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
This is such good advertising.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Excited to watch this far.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I was on the fence now and watch.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I wasn't going to support you, and now I will.
This is my favorite be done. I've never seen it,
but I'm really excited.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
I can't wait to see you for I'm going to
take a little video for like it's literally send it
to you. I'm standing on a chair and there's like
booty shorts and high heel sneakers and there's people at
like ass level and I have like my hip cocked
like Sandra and the Confessional, and I'm literally far and

(31:25):
then it goes up at the end like it's bad.
But that's how it's funny.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
This is.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Up at the end. It is funny. Okay, so we're back.
I'm not that everybody watching.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Don't post that part when you post about watching the movie.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Everyone else just what happens.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
So here we are. We're starting out Costa Rica. By
the way, I didn't rant it all out, So don't
even worry, Leslie. I think you're the one. I gotta
find the boobs. Okay, sorry, but the jewelry, Leslie. I
think you're the one. So he said this to her,
He goes, I think you are it. You're the one.
I gotta tell you. Even though by the end I
was not team Leslie. He fucked her.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Oh I did not like any of the actions that
led to.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
He did it. She was right.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
He did lie to her because it was she said
it was twelve hours before, and he said because I
was like, wait, what did we see in a different
order then, like they had their overnight yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Whatever, not because because because Teresa wouldn't have said that's true.
He was with he was with them. She was exaggerating.
I think he really did love them both. I think
maybe it really just like came down to teraturgy. I
do think. I mean, we'll get to some of his
wordage when he was he gets looking to her, but
he instead of saying like I just had a better

(32:50):
connection with someone, like he did say stuff like god,
what he didn't fail with you?

Speaker 5 (32:56):
It actually just went better with her. I didn't just
like Bill every time he started doing his little monologues,
I was like, Gary.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Hard because then he's crying after, and I was like
cry during. Yeah, I got the tears flow with the breakup.
Likes to make her fast stoic, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, here we go. So Leslie's like, I think you
were the one. You know, I call it off. I
only want to be with her now.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
The first thing I noticed in the episode, and I
don't know if they've ever done this laugh track, like
they let the audience reaction.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, they've done that.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
They've done that.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I was.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
I was so surprised by it because it really made
this like feel like a multigam in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And that's because the dead air when they go back
to her in the studio and you're.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Like, can you clap something?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
It was very interesting.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
So then he goes this, In the past, I would
have been asking my parents, but now I'm going to
be asking my kids, my two daughters and my two granddaughters. Meanwhile,
Joan is comforting Faith in the audience. Joan, Joan was Coortai.
Faith was the one that had the dead horse.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yes, Faith, Faith was the third Yeah, and I found
I found that like, Faith is beautiful and she was
great throughout the show, but they put her in like
the darkest lighting to make her look so depressed. Yeah,
I feel like every time they cut to her, she
was like in a shadow, like yes in the audience,
in the audience, why that way?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think she literally was like fuck yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
I think she was totally maybe.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I enjoyed the cutaways to the audience more this time
than the audience going off.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
The audience box. There were some women, I mean it
was like it was really like ladies all in red,
not even normal jewel tone. It was Valentine's Day and
some of those reactions were why. There was one.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Woman who was like doing something made no sense and I.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Was like, I loved it. I wasn't. I heard her
to go back and just watch. I thought we should
do a box rewind.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Is Grandma Witherspoon is a fan and agreed to go.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Completely.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
It's crazy because I kept.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Seeing Ava because I was like, oh, that girl, because
I know she looks so much like Greece, and I
was like, she looks so much like Greese and I
was like, wait, no, that is your daughter.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
These taps are like ten hours so like the fact
that Jennifer Love Hewittt was sitting there the whole time.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I guess they're not I've gone because they're live, so
they can't be ten hours. So if you are, if
you're Jennifer Love Hewittt, you get to go right before
I got to go, right before.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
So here we go. So Teresa, so he's with the daughters.
He seems a little tight. He's like, Teresa is loyal,
she's she's very whoa what is that?

Speaker 5 (35:42):
That's a picture Jennifer love you.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
That's why I kept wondering, because she was crying so much.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I think she also maybe has a little bit of
like botox situation.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I don't recognize that. Everyone on Twitter thought it was her.
She was literally trending. That's incredible.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I hope it's for her. She's a human being. You
can't catch the fever.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
She was crying so much, you just couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
So then so then uh, Teresa comes in. Gary seemed tight.
He'd offered her o j which was Lady spikeful.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Doctor was like it was like everyone involved new because
by the way she you drink orange juice. It doesn't
taste like she not ship. Yeah, there's not in there,
you know that the entire flavor of the dream. That's
also like, were you trying to make up? Did she
say something that made her behave weird? Maybe it wasn't

(36:34):
even spiked because she opened up with their fun birthday
suit story and I'm like, you don't tell it that.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
The kids just the way that he like, they're sitting
there quietly. It is like you want your juice.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I was just like I thought was like a going
to be.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Seemed orange juice, but it was almost like.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
It was almost like sweetie your juice and people like drug.
I was like, old people really like juice, so maybe
you feel like you better drink.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
That was how old were the grandkids because I thought
they were all his daughters at first, and they were
like I think the granddaughters didn't like Teresa the daughter.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Then they met lesson they're like we all And.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
In the end when they were talking with Teresa, the
daughters are rolling their eyes a lot, like when Teresa
said the thing about like I knocked his boots off,
you cut to the daughters. They did not granddaughters, the granddaughters.
That's what I mean, I said to Mi, I was like.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
My husband, I was like, they have spent a lot
of time with her since this.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
No, no, no, they watched the whole season. They haven't
spent time. They watched, but they why not, they said,
they only talked on the phone. They haven't behind, they
haven't been able to see each other.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay, so maybe watching the season they didn't like her
with Kathy. Yeah, maybe they hear so I don't really
want to hear anyone suck her off.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Off.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I know live grandparents. I can't even say it. I
can't imagine my grandpa.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
The daughters like, one looked exactly like him, one looks
like his.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Who did they know? That was crazy, way possible. I
loved the one with the curly hair so much hilarious.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Who do you think the daughters belonged to?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
What do you mean? Which was their Momah?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I thought the curly hair, But I also just had
no idea was maybe they have one. It felt like
there was no interaction between those sets.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
You go in that room, you go in this, she says,
the birthday suit story. I love the funny daughter. And
then because the dad was like and then I like,
I'm going to give you the ice, the cupcakes your
birthday and help me lick it off. He was like,
go dad, I liked her.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I thought they were super nice. I would have made
fun of my dad so much more than they did.
I was like, they're being really cool. Yeah, like that's nae.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
I wonder how much of that they had to cut.
You don't want to undercut your.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I know that's you really don't want to like hurt
his feelings. But I was like, I can't believe if
my dad, who was so disgusting Canada and it was like,
your dad, give me your cupcakes enough for to lick it,
I'd be like to be like, just keep him, just like,
don't ever bring him back to our house to center.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Do not?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
We just keep him. He's your problem now to imagine,
Oh my god, he's disgusting. He was disgusting, all right,
paid Okay, So then so then we have so that
we discuss like so disgusting. I don't want to know
more and I wanted to more. Okay when my ex,
like one of the first things my ex like, like
who was dating me at the time he met my

(39:33):
dad and my dad said to him in front of me,
so are you getting any I'm like, like with someone
else or with your daughter.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I was like, would just ask, that's what we need
from the next bachelor.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
We need someone.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
No, no, like.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I'm right here, like either answer is so disgusting.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Okay, because he wasn't like anyone ever met. I've never
met a man so barneyish like. Well, but now it
turns out he might be a deep dog. Well actually,
last episode he did swear so much, and I was like,
he's trying to show us who he is.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I did love the he said fuck and I realized
that I can swear and he goes with a exclamation point.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
And.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
That was.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Disgusted.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
I hated that, Grandpa.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
You know, I think it's good they're fucking well.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Jeffres has been texting me that he loves that, the
that the old people just fucking don't care.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I think.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm very happy for them. I just don't think they
throw their audience. Yeah, my granddaughter shouldn't be hearing it. Okay,
So then okay, so then we find out that Billy
she met when I mean she met Billy at thirteen,
just like he met Tony and they and they got
he passed away but I think he had kidney disease.
I'm not sure what was was kidney as well. Remember

(41:01):
it was like some sort of like internal infection. And
then and then so they were all through high school,
They're like, are you in love with him? And she's like,
She's like like, I'm completely in love with him. Yes,
I want to marry him. The fantasy suits, who will
be clanking boots? Oh yeah? And then she was like
and then she apparently there was like the kisses were longer,

(41:22):
the hugs were sweeter, like what happened behind Sean.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
I hate it so much.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I don't I don't like watching and I'll say I
don't like watching young people kids. I don't like that
part of the show.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
I don't like it. And look much respected Teresa, like
I think she's great, but her lipstick cannot stay on.
I don't know what they're doing. It's all over his face,
over her face.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
I know because I loved her lipstick at the after she.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
She had a real her We had a real makeup
ard is her like bright pink glass that was like,
stop it.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
No.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
When I think people get into a pattern with makeup
for minute I have, you just could be better and
then we.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Did a lesson. Shout out Michael Contouring right now, I'm
I didn't use it.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I'm tired.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I flew in two.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Cats, doctor Shamer. Okay, you know if we rewatched on
the plane, wedding wedding crashes so funny, Vince Vane is
so so funny.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
I feel like you're in that, like it's.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I should be Isle of Fisher. I played that part
fifteen thousand times after once once it's like, wait, you
can have somebody that you'd so hooked up with that
a wedding, and then like, I'm going to kill you.
That is a part I played fifteen thousand times after. Okay,
So then we have so that his daughter was a
full star and he's like and then as they leave,
he goes, I want to remind you I love you.
She's like, I am over jr. They were cute together,

(42:48):
and they do feel actually in love more than any
other couple on the bats, Like they seem like they're
in love.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
I don't. I don't quite believe it. Why, especially after
this episode, I started to see what I thought was
genuineness from both of them. I find Gary less genuine
now after this episode with a lot of the way
he was reacting to Leslie and et cetera.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, it's cold.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yeah, And I also and I ultimately think he went
with Leslie. And part of it is the Hollywood Reporter
article is that it's a better story that they're both
widowed and they're gonna get married, and he couldn't like
And then when you hear Leslie's or yeah, Leslie's story,
she's like, I was divorced twice, Like that's messier and
they're gonna do their like marriage special. It's like it's
better that they're both coming from this place.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I don't know why he chose.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I feel like that's why he liked her. I think
I think there was something sort of like comfortable in
a good way about her story that he's like, we
really relate, we really understanding each other, whereas you saying,
I don't know what it feels like to have a
long term I mean, is a scary thing.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Is daughter the daughter picked up on that. She's like,
is she hesitant because she's still kind of talking herself
into it, Like I actually you can sense when something
but he's not there with you people, And I don't
think she was. Yeah, and people get like swept away
in the show, like they're without without their family. Yeah.
One thing I like though that he did is like
he actually I feel like he did like the fact
that she is a widow as well, because he could

(44:15):
be like, tell me about Billy, yeah, and I think
both of them will be like share. Yeah, They'll both
be like, oh Tony this, Billy that, and they're both like, yes,
I love. I thought that was really touching.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
I guess I am the cynic that all set up
because they did the same thing on Bachelor in Paradise
with the two people who lost their partners.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
He was I forget their name, Danielle, Danielle, Who's love Danielle.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
I like them, but it felt like this guy was
in a fake relationship until the other widower showed up
and then they got together and it's like Bachelor's great story.
So I don't like.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
To even with the same story.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I feel that for an older man, you know, there's
different priorities if you and being young, you do have
more opportunity to fall in love with people, where like
you shouldn't just go because you have a similar story
with someone, that's enough, Like, but when you're older, I'm
like maybe that is a huge part of it, not
just enough, but that it's a huge part of it.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
That Like it's like I think that and that's I
think that's what was so special about this, Like they've
only got ten to twenty years, Like, yeah, that's what's
so crazy about this, you know, I mean, you.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Don't know what's gonna happened, because I'm like, we don't.
I guess I could.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
That's true about anyone, but like you just go, it's
actually more true with that situation.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
There's a limited amount of time.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeah, I guess I see it, Like in a year,
we're gonna be like, God, they wasted so much time,
Like I don't know if this marriage is gonna last.
I'll say, I think, wow, I think that this is
more like a bachelor relationship than we realized.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Wow, didn't you know they were going to do a
live wedding series.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Oh my god, I knew it.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I can't really feel watching but a lot of no.
But there was a little part of me that was
like I don't want to see anymore. I know them, Yeah, okay,
I do, and I will.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I'm like, how much of this, how much of this
we're getting married? Right away, was like, hey, the producers,
they could be great if we do a special, like
you want to go.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
To Italy, We're gonna fly there.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Well that would be great because he was that could
be our honeymoon, because it is your honeymoon.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Everything we have as it was.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Bud, he's like seventy two.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
So like, okay, okay, they're so good. Did you see
him walking down those stairs? I was like, my parents
can't walk. These people are extremely I'm gonna wrap up.
You're going to wrap up to Teresa date.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
So they go to so she's in a nice zebra dress.
She shows up in a hoodie, yeah, and loafers. What
like a rich guy. It's almost like he was on succession,
you know what I mean? Like this rich No no,
no no, but that show that outfit, it's like, I'm dress.
He wore a hoodie, a loafer and like a lot

(47:11):
of ankle.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Like it was actually a slice of real life where
you go, honey, we're going out tonight. That's what you're wearing.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
She was in a dress, he was in a hoodie
and loafers, and like because he put on a button
down for Leslie.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
You should put on a button down every day of
the show.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yeah, there's a button down kind of.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Literally, he owned a button down that he wore hours
later he put on the hoodie. She's all dressed up,
and she goes, I always wanted to be in love again.
So he's like, your juice had vodka, Like I spiked
your juice.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yes, that's why it was so loopy, so you knew
it was Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Did she say something that that she regretted?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
I was like, well, that's why they showed that cut
of him giving her juice like that, that it was weird.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
So then they go, Okay, I like hearing stories about Billy.
He's part of you. And then Teresa's like, yeah, I
but there is another person here, and you know I
would I want you to be happy. It would be heartbreaking.
It would kill me, but I would understand. I mean
it would kill me.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
But I thought that was important how she said it,
because I was like, she is trying to say she'll
be understanding, but she's also not letting you say. Let
me say, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yes, And she's like, I want you, but I want
you to be one thousand percent sure.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, which yeah, better fucking I'm like when he has
the mom with Leslie where there's like the sort of unsureness,
I'm like, I think i'd say I'm gonna leave because
it's literally I don't think I could handle being in
a situation like that where I can tell that the
person isn't really there with me. And I was just like,
I'm not gonna let this happen, Like, yeah, I'm just

(48:46):
gonna leave. If I say I'm gonna leave and you
don't start crying, and I think we're good.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I've always been Casper, the friendly ghost I am.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
I am.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Oh, you will never see me again.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
I just also think the radar for these women is
so much higher, Like they have so much more experience,
so like her gut is so right in those moments
say I've never been wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I was gonna say, I don't.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Trust.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I was married for a lot. Look, I never get this.
I was married for a lot. And I remember talking
to you early pandemic and I'm like, someone's like happily
married and I'm like he's turned out about bananas. The
other day I'm like, I'm like, Okay, I think I

(49:33):
guess it's maybe I've never had a global plandemic. Before
someone's weird, I was someone's real weird.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Yeah, pandemic really accelerated a lot of relationship.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh no, it was I know. It was like big
big boy bye. I cannot honey, but I knew it.
I knew it. You could do it.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
And I think I do think people tend to know,
even if you lie about it to yourself for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
You know, it's like you you know a thing. No, No,
every time I've ever he did not cheat, But every
time I've ever been cheated on.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
You knew it.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
The vibe change and I knew watching I want, I'm
like it was her. It was that that was there
was that I knew it.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
It also must be hard because just just to that
Teresa moment or the Leslie moment, like she's in a
room with a bunch of camera men who also are
seeing it and are so She's in a room of
people that are like ship thought that it would so much,
and I think, like everywhere, I feel like most women

(50:34):
have this radar and are good about it, but like
for her to have the experience to be like, is
there anything you want to tell me? And they're gonna
be like.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
No, I'm glad. He turned said, Okay, I forgot. We're
gonna get there. We're gonna get there, take a quick break,
anything final before Teresa's Are we done with anything final?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
I thought Teresa's fam I thought that the family liked Teresa.
I thought the family really liked both of them. So
I don't even know how much. But you're right, And
this would have been so different if they were like
in his house, right. I kind of wish. It's crazy
that they're all in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah, because I think that changes everything.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, but whatever, all right, quick Rake will be right
back with Leslie. The Eagle is landed and we're back. Also,

(51:28):
Joey in the audience, I liked his pink jacket and
the promos.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
How do you are you guys excited to watch him?
I don't know how to think joe.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Bat I couldn't tell what was going on in that clip.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
The only thing, Yeah, the clip was confusing.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I like Joey. There was other guys I liked more.
I thought Charity had a bunch of really good guys,
and I felt like I like Joey. I think he'll
be a great bachelor, But I mean, is it terrible thing.
That the most I'm excited that he has a gay dad,
but like that's interesting that they never they did, but

(52:01):
they don't promote it on the show like they I
don't know if his father doesn't want I don't maybe
I don't know if it was ABC that was like,
but like that to me is one and that his
family is like still very tight and like it makes
some more interesting that that's what makes him like I
think that's and like I think that there was a
lot of love like so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I feel like those clips they showed was like showing
me the end of everything.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, it was like, Okay, I thought it was that
he dumped this one thought the past season, I was
so busy trying to like Hulu fucked me over to
so I was like writing down to the wires.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
So I didn't really feel it's so crazy that it's
already done.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
And obviously wrong with no, they're going to go do
that later they shot a bunch of beer. But I
think it was stuff like this that made me feel
like I was starting to feel the industry of the franchise.
And then I was just looking at Gary and Theresa
and was like oh there, I'll part of it. But
maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
It is a machine.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
It is a machine.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
So here we are. Leslie comes up looking hot, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
She looked so so she's so confident and like and
unique and feels like just like a person who's sexy
cool knows herself.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, yeah, she's sexy and.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
She's cool would smash Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yeah, she's hot and she's a dancer and she's warm
and like, so you can kind of see how she
ends up with these other types of guys.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
But I'll be honest, though, I think they were painting
this thing because she said multiple times like I have
been through two divorces, and like that is appealing to me,
Like I actually think that, Like Teresa still like you're
still figuring stuff out if you've never dated since you're exit.
The fact that we keep going to Leslie like, oh,
well she was divorced twice, I'm like that makes it good,

(53:54):
like her having a darker and she knows.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
What she wants or what she doesn't want. She's the
one on the guy. But I think it's also intimidating
to him because she has to live up to whatever
she's her standards.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Sounds like her own narrative, like of just again watching look,
I'm divorced, same, I don't give a few I don't
give before we had three divorced days, right, so like
I'm not judging any of that, I will say, looking
at her narrative, uh, which is sometimes to me sometimes
you can we all do it like we can. I
I used to have self fulfilling narratives or I was

(54:26):
like where I was like, oh, I'm the friend of
the girl. It's like, no, I give me the fucking
lead in my life.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Of like I really hate when it happens on reality
shows a lot where people kind of sum themselves up
into a sentence like that where it's like this always
happens to me, I'm the one people leave and I'm like,
I don't love.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
And it is interesting watching because I like, I do
feel like there's ways that we've done we've all done
things like like I used to, I was like, I'm
always the like I'm the friend of the person, like
or I'm the person that you like it first and
then you leave me for my sexy friend. Like that
was sort of something that I have and I and
I would I mean like literally before therapy, like you know,
this is more like college early twenties stuff like that.

(55:04):
But like I had to really look under the hood
of the part that I played of setting it up.
Like I certainly had a big hit. The common denominator
was me. I would do it again and again and
like hand it. Oh, like I would kind of almost
ensure that that narrative would happen. And I wonder if,
like looking at Leslie where for whenever look, we all

(55:25):
come up through certain systems. But maybe it's like Okay,
I know, I like you get scrappy as what did
didn't she have her brother raised or her dad died suddenly?

Speaker 8 (55:35):
Right?

Speaker 6 (55:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I forgot that story. So like you do what you
you know, if you grew up with some kind of dysfunction,
you do what. I'll just speak for myself, like I
knew I could get people to laugh, you know, like,
so you do what you have to do to kind
of like protect yourself and thriving and like.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
But it also so that goes with that sort of
what like her dad she must have been young. Yes,
it was in high school, so like that goes with
that narrative of everyone leaves me well, but then not logical,
but it's like this idea, So then it could also
be like you develop certain tools to like get people
to kind of not protect you, but like get people
to like you. So so I was sort of the funny,

(56:11):
wacky one, almost neutering myself, almost ensuring that I wouldn't
be like I'm sure some guys did like me, and
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
My esteem was so low and I can't believe. But
like she was like, I'm the sexy one. I'm the
sexy dancy. Guys just want me. They'll sleep with me,
but they'll never pick me. And it's like like if
you kind of keep saying that.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Loop, you're unconscious setting it on like that, and you're
kind of talking people into it.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Like even he was like, I want to be with
you till death to us part and she was.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Like, oh, you know, like like I do you want
to say just next year like.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Learning to like you actually even like you know, again
becoming the champion of like talking people out of you
of like don't say it. You could say it to
your friend or a therapist, but like to the person
that you're dealing with, don't give up other people ours
to shoot you.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
And I also think that's this is what happened to
the date, Like she starts talking to the family and
she starts getting into this like I normally this is
my past. And yeah, I feel like the family picked
up like that was the thing they picked up on
and like.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
If you have like it's hard to get out of that.
And I actually do think in a weird way, my
suspicion is if he had ended up with her, it
would have self fulfilled like that if if you, I know,
until I did the work on myself, I didn't believe
somebody could really like me or love me truly like
and and I think until you kind of do this,

(57:30):
like it's your own hole to phil like until you like,
I bet she would have made sure that it got burned.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Yeah, it's so hard to say, because you know, she
kept she said multiple times like throughout the process, I
was nervous, even though everyone thought I should be confident,
and it was because I never get picked. And then
I finally let my guard down, and I just am like,
I want to see what more time is with your
guard down? She just maybe maybe, I don't know, it
could have worked. I mean her, who's to say I and.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I don't think she actually liked him that much.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Well, if she was talking, I think he was a nice,
safe guy, terris more than her and she didn't like
him as much as she thought she did.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, okay, so here we are. There we now we've
analyzed that sums up her whole life. So she looked great.
They had fun, They were cute with the family. He
was laughing.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
It looked really fun. And the grandkids were like, this
is who he is and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yeah, and it was like and it was like Grandpa,
you know, he said fuck. I didn't say fuck, you know.
And they were laughing. They were playful, like this is Grandma.
It's a breath of fresh air after yesterday. I'm like,
is that why they were doing the juice thing? Like
the family think.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Teresa was like, the grandkids Likedlie Moore.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah, and then she and then so she was talking
to them, she was like, he's a good person, his
heartfelt and sincere, but death to his part boy, that
gives me anxiety. I've never had that. I don't think
I've never committed. I've been married twice but it didn't
work out.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
But she committed twice.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
That's what I was gonna say. She committed, Yeah, but
did she get out like I thought her or something?

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Yeah, bad stuff happened. She she committed to the wrong people,
it seems like.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
And then they're like, are you emotional? So then the
daughter saying to him, are you emotional? Because you're still
struggling like with like deciding about him. I think they
picked she's She also said to Gary like I sabotage
things like she is telling everybody.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
But also Gary, at this point I think had made
up his mind because he was off that whole day
with her because I think he was really into Leslie
at that I mean said at that point, and you know,
and then you could really tell when they leave the
house and is sitting outside.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
My god, it was weird.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Yeah, He's like he's just nice. He's checked, so I
guess I should get yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Yeah, and she's like Gary's on himself. Today's mannerisms are different. Yeah,
it was. And it was like a day before he
was like, you're it. I can't I want you with
my coffee. I guess I could lose you during the day,
but I want you. And I was like, So then
they go and he dressed up for her. He put
on button yea, and he put on buttons.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
I put on button. But he came to her door, right, yeah,
that always is a bad sign.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Right when he came back to the door, came back
to come back to the door.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
By that, something's back to back.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
When he came back to the door, she opened the door.
The face Gary was making us like that, he looks
like a murderer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I want to ask you because I didn't have I
didn't have subtitles on, so I have questions. So then
they're like, how are you? And then she was like
you see him off. He's like I'm sorry. It's like
it's getting to me. I'm sorry. And then they hugged
and he's like, well it's just the to us. He
goes hug Let me feel it, Let me feel it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
He keeps saying like, give me a good hug, give
me a big hug.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I was like, this is over.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Like one time he said give me a big He said,
give me a big, fat hug.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Give me one of those big fat hugs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I got to feel it, he called he called it
something else to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
I noticed because it was big. Got hug to Leslie
and it was something equally weird to something like yeah,
deep in there, I don't know what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I didn't like when he said to Leslie, like, you know,
you've shown your vulnerable side. A lot of men out
there will find that are tracked.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
He needed to shut up at the doesn't do breakup
as well, just don't talk.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
So then he goes and she's like, I didn't mean.
Then she kind of gaslights her. She's like, I'm sorry
I brought the low energy. It's like, no, she was
reacting to you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
He's like, I'm glad to see you back to normal.
It's like, no, you are going to break up with
there and you are afraid to here's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
My bachelor school.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Don't ever bring a book of memories. You will get caught. Wow,
So this is like the wrong housewife.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
We don't have a vow renewal or that. Do not
bring a book of memory that the producers have cleaned,
knowing no one has that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
It's like, yes, he was like that was a horning.
One that was a horning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Does it get to keep that because I think she
should have taken that back.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Literally, don't it's nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
The book of memories you get hot, you will always
get It's almost like she was like trying to convince.
They all say the book, the memory but whose idea
is it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Come to you with the memory book, you know it's
over and break up with them before they can break
up with you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
If your memory book, you're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
You save the memory book for your wedding night. If
you if you're given a memory book producers to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Do it, yeah, you just take it. Just put it
in your suitcase and go let this. We'll let this
play out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
This, This whole conversation was so sad because we all
know the breakup is coming, so does Leslie. And he's
talking to her like, well, i'll see you tomorrow like
a It's like he can't, can't get okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
So then I have something to ask you because I
didn't have the captions, so this is what I to
watch it twice. It is then the third time but
on captions, but I did it. So then he's like,
it's just been so much fun meeting you. Meeting you
is just you. It's such a blessing meeting you in
so many ways. And she's like, well you you make

(01:03:15):
me feel whole. I can't imagining without you in a
different and he goes, he goes, wow, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Huge, that's huge.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
I never liked how he would respond, okay, right, it
gets worse. Situation, it gets worse, and she goes, I
love you very much. And then he goes and he goes,
that is such a special sentiment.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
He said, I love you to her, here's why we're
getting to my question. And then he says and then
he says, she's he's. She says, that is such a
special sentiment. I can feel it, and then he goes,
I can And then I think and and he goes,
I can see it. I can see the tears. And

(01:03:56):
she goes, I know, and he goes, I can feel it.
She says, I know, I can feel it. And then
I thought he said I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
I thought I couldn't tell he said I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I thought she said I can feel it, and I
thought he said I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
I don't think he said it there because he left
and came back, so then he left.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Barb Pete Pipe Pete Pilot. Pete's mom was in the
audience with Banana's hair, going, oh, bring her home.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
With his dad. The pilot, I can I feel like
The next three minutes. I was in complete shock.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I thought he said I could feel it. I can't.
And then he goes, be happy, be happy. It's time
for me to go and he said. She goes, I
want to be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
He's like, be happy. And then Mike couldn't understand. He goesa,
did he just say go to hell?

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
I thought you want to hear?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I thought he said I can't. We kept rewinding that
doctor Shamwin. There was a lot of mumblings. He was
just trying to get out of there. So then Susan
Jenner is balling and her choker balling, and then.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Then it goes back and she goes, he has a
little cry and is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
There something you want to tell me? And he's like,
I've got a lot of tough decisions to make.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
And then he shot gave him this is the point
where you just have to be like, get me out
of here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
So then she's he's sobbing on the stairs and he's
like and then she goes, I know why he was
off today. I know exactly why. Then he opens the door.
She said this was so he comes back and she's like,
He's like, will you let me come in and talk?
You asked me, if I had something to say to you,
you like, just fucking say it, dude. It's been difficult,
and I'm I have fallen in love with Teresa, and

(01:05:47):
that is the direction that I'm going to take.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
That is So then she goes another way with the
rope familiar. We're going to go another way. Okay, actually, okay, okay,
I have no feelings about that at all. So we
put a penany you were on the bubble, it's not
the bubble pop.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
We put a pen. But it's gonna go another way.
So then she goes, this was great. This is where
she started her audition to be the Bettres. She was like,
cue the cameras, here we go. You like, so everything
you told me the other night was a complete lie. Everything. No,

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because at the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Time she said it was everything you said was a lie.
Everything you said was a complete lie. Everything. She said
it four times, then my Hulu accidentally jumped back, and
then she just said it all again. And then I
goes that just rewinded. Has she been saying that forever?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
And he goes, no, it wasn't a lie because at
the time, twelve hours ago, it was the truth. She goes, no, no, No,
that was a lie. That was a lie. True, I
knew you were off. Where did it go off?

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
They were both wonderful, but only one of you is right.
And then she starts sobbing. And this is where the
audition really kicked. She is where she was testing. She
was testing for it, yes, exactly, she and the of
our dollars. So she goes, she goes, this is typical.
This is my life.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
This is where you're forced.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
You gotta not reinforce like that. I don't want her
to be you're speaking, this is it. You're making your manifesting.
You're you're giving you you're not being a champion. No,
I'm not saying that you can't go to therapy, but no, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I do feel like for her, she knew she wasn't
all in.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
She was all in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
So I think you can say me too, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I wouldn't have said yes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Say that or say just say just say I'm so
shocked you were not saying anything like this to me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
And like you can leave now. Color looks good, your
her colors. Okay. So then she goes, this is my life.
This is how it goes. No, no, no, who don't
think like that. He said, it doesn't matter, no offense. Gary,
I can think, whatever the fuck I want, all of
the all the witherspoons.

Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
Floating on air, J Lou Barbe and we have Ellen,
all the you go girls, asking April, Sandra, Kathy, Nancy,
going fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
So then she's like, I can think, what the fuck
I want? Oh, you gotta, well, you gotta. You made
me feel chosen, you made me feel See now, everybody
here America's gon see my heartbreak.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
You you when she said I was gonna put on
that sixty thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Sixty thousand dollar dress, she said, thank you for that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
She goes, you left, and it is mind boggling that
you could talk to me all night and then twelve
hours later you've changed your mind. My I poured my
heart out to you. I have. Thank God, at least
I didn't have to walk down that plank in a
sixty thousand dollars dress just to hear oh, I think,
I'm sorry. I wish there's another way.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
I can't. I want you to be happy. Teresa is
a great girl. I am tired. I'm putting myself out there.
Time is running out fucking broke, and I hate myself.
I hate everything right now. I never get goddamn chosen
in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
It really scares me when they say time is running
out and I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
That it's sixty. She's not that old, shesal, she is sixty.
My grandparents looked like, you can have a new thirty
year relationship. It starts tomorrow. Time is running out. You
might have forty more years.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up in
like a relationship this year off the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
One million for all of them, all of that, because
so many.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
People are gonna be like, oh my gosh, what happened
to you? Was wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I sut you up with my dad kind of thing
like people watching. It's like it's all good, yeah, sead
of brother.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
You can forgive him brother, but sorry, these are still
I hate him, no problem. There have not gone bad.
They haven't gone bad. They're gone bad before.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Three twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Yeah it just tasted better.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yeah, I've been gone so.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
So okay that I agree with Sean. This is the
This was a dark moment. So it was it was
like because what was inspiring about this for me was
that to see that old people could get it going
and like it could be something to look forward to
in life. Right, But what's the sad part. It's like
her her meltdown, like when she said like in front
of the world, like I don't know, it just felt

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deeper than a twenty year old getting on her.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Yeah, no, no, there was something really devastating. She is
only sixty, You're right, but her mindset is not great.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
She's negative.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
But she went real.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
She went real, like I if it was an audition.
She failed the audition because it wasn't likable necessary.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
I think the problem was like she she turned it
on him first, which I liked, Yes, and I think
it could have stayed there. I think it could have
been more about why would you say and stop making
it like I'm a loser and that's why this is happening.
It's like it's kind of irrelevant. He doesn't know you
from anyone, Like you're in the middle of a vacuum.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
We don't know what his real deal is. She got
really dark after the hot tub date when he was
on the yacht with Faith the next day and everybody
else is in the pool during the horror and they're
all having a great time doing each other's hair and
fart and meet all fart and She's like dark class,
like this is the show. She was crying in the
house and what not bonding with the ladies. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Yeah, I feel like this part is really really dark.
But what I liked was Gary needed to get his
come up ins a little bit. And I think of
all the women, I think of all the women who
would have been the sort of runner up per se like.
I like that Leslie like actually came for him. And
I even think in the after show was like, I'm

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gonna fucking keep coming at you, and Gary kept looking
at her like, but I'm a sweet guy. I guy,
it's like trying to convince people you're sweet. Just like
take it and shut the door.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I like that she was like, I don't think I
accept your apology that I hear.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I really like that too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Good for her.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
It felt like he needed to get his fucking like
he needed to get told something. She did it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
The whole season, We're watching him tell them that he
loves all.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
About and we're just going to stop saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
And I knew.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
I knew early on. I said in an earlier episode
this season was going to end in heartbreak. And this
is the exact type of heartbreak I knew was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
When he said it was second to his wife doing
I thought, no, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
But I feel like that was so many that was
us to be like, oh, like me again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
This is so for the people who don't watch. He's
outside the door, he's sobbing out stumbles Jesse Palmer. You
haven't seen Coster's got into him.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
I like him too.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Every time they cut to him, like, he's got a
nice but.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
He was hot.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
When I went to the live show in person, he
was hot. And I'm not very I'm not a broie guy.
I don't even think he's broken.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I think he's very good. He was hot. I think
he's got a big dingus.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
And then every time they cut to him during this thing,
I mean, that's not a debate. Every time they cut
to him, he would be like shaking his head like Gary,
you're fucking up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
I thought that was really interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
But I felt like Jesse was like he's still in
the day world. He knows what's going wrong. He's no, okay,
I'm gonna just know I don't support this and this.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
So when he comes out at this moment you're talking about,
like when he's like, yeah, he almost Gary almost looked
like he was mad at Jesse. You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
He's like hate everything.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
He regretted it, he regretted that he made him do all.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Yeah, exactly, you did it, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
I sat with all of Jesse's relatives and they were
all beautiful blondes. Here's a twin too, he does you
got horny for Jesse?

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
So you were definitely not horny. Yeah. This part when
I thought this was like a weird little manipula, Like,
I know, he's worried about coming off as a villain.
And when he brought up his dead wife and said
this is the most I've felt since I was like,
that was a nasty thing to say, because that can't
be true, and you know this woman is feeling worse
than you right now. Yeah, yeah, so I did. I
just didn't like that he said that I did invoking

(01:14:15):
your dead wife for sympathy, Like, yeah, I don't like.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
He definitely didn't do that right, not get a breakups.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
And and then like I think trying to get furiously chew.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
He's chewing leaning all the way back, and I find
chewing chew.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I think this, Hey, you might not have a twin, Okay,
I wish well. It was one of those things that
was like, does Jesse Palmer have a twin? Was the
question that popular Billy Palmer. And then I was like, okay, Billy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Paul Leslie, I feel stupid. I'm feeling blind stided. I
was one hundred percent not chosen.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
He was like, so I talked to my wife in
the volcano this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
I thought it was too late. I was like, you
should talk to her before you dump somebody. But if
she liked Leslie, yeah, he went so she was like
he was definitely off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
And so they go on and it was just like
she was like, look, I've spent my whole life so
shut down. But I felt so much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
I've been cautiously optimistic, but I felt like I wasn't chosen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
You know, I've never been chosen. Finally I felt like
I had a man it was going to choose me.
And it was like, okay, she was auditioning so much.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
This was the moment when she was in studio saying
this that Kathy like looked over to the other girls like, see,
she was always nervous, and I was like, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Kathy's a pin in the air, loves to gossip and stir.
Your words meant so much to me. Your words meant
so much. You were blind sided. You had a choice
not to tell me those things. We made plans. I
was devastated, and he's like, I don't He's like, and
then she didn't accept the apology, and Ellen rolled her eyeballs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Were making plans like you'll move to my probably probably.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Probably moved my leg.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
And then she's like, I'll do whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Sure, she was like, I fucked prince.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
I mean a lake house, like to like stare twenty
four to seven for the next rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Yeah, should we take a quick break and come back
and talk to the volcano.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Bones zone.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Let's get in the bone zone guys, and we're back.
I'm drinking volcanic water. What's going on with them? At
three six five, Sonia made me get a glass bottle
because I always buy one bottle and refill it for
like months, and he's like, you just get a glass bottle.
It should be glass.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
It's better that you're doing this class.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Now, but why don't you just have a water bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
I don't like them metal. It hurts my teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
They have glass water bottles, Yeah, glass, I have a
glass water she purchased it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
I have a glass.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I have my Stanley cup, which apparently a woman's car
went up in flames in the state only was completely
untouched by the still and then Stanley paid her a
new coat for a new car.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I you know what, I I have my water bottle.
And we're bad like that is So he's looking at
the volcano and he asked, Tony, is this the right
thing to do? And then with like a puff of smoke,
went up like yeah. And so I have to say
at this point I was like, fuck you Gary, fuck
you Leslie. But then I gotta tell you. I think
they're cute. I can't believe it. I think they're really cute.

(01:17:28):
So Gary andreesa Gary Teresa.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
He's looking for an equal partner to share joy and sorrow,
and he loves her, and I know that she loves me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
I have a partner. I didn't I didn't like the proposal. Okay,
we're getting there, so the whole So then so then
she shows up. I thought she like pretty in her
pink dress.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
She looked great. They gave her a lighter lipstick so
they knew it wouldn't like face.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I'm just guessing. I'm gonna think, look, she's a gorgeous woman,
and we all do whatever we do. I'm gonna guess
no judgment. I think they're my have been filler gone
wrong and that, and I think sometimes it was filler
gone wrong. I wonder if there's enough of like a
definitely like where the yeah, where the actual like ridge.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Of the lip ends and then when you're talking, your
lips going in a place that doesn't normally go yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
So I don't know what the I don't know how
you get the crease in there if you're trying to
plump up, because I do know as you get older,
you know you don't want your you might not want
your mouth to fall into your I have had one.
We don't you want your mouth It looks like a
little butthole, like a little you know, you don't want that.
I don't know. I don't want that. You don't want
like a little So it's like and I think so

(01:18:41):
like you don't want an anus on TV? I am
everybody I ever know. She might have really done something,
so I don't know how you get definition. Okay. So
so that goes through theory. Other theory.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
We shouldn't line them in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Her mouth is a bottle her health.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Theory A name for the episode.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
She needs a long lasting you know what. I have
a Chanel lip gloss from Michael Ducat that will not move.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I find some of the long lasting ones. They dry
you out of the layer layer layer of the bomb.
I have a long lasting one from Michael Duquette, or
who does the I have a terry, so you have
a Chanel one. I have a one fancy okay, it
must be nice. I didn't pay for it. It is

(01:19:36):
thirty dollars something. Get one, okay. So then she comes
down as she goes. I liked her speech. The whole
world thinks love is just for the young and at seventy.
I like that he picked a seventy year old, not
a sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
I really do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
I thought it was too important. I thought it was Yeah,
it just put have gone that way easily. I mean, Joan,
we have faith, we have Leslie. They're all early sixties.
The whole world thinks love us for the young and
at seventy to fall in love. The rest of my
life again, and she's like, oh god, what I'm feeling.
I am so madly in love with you, Gary. This

(01:20:10):
is the best is yet to come. I want to
spend the rest of my life with you. And then
he did the bin that they make him down and
I hate this fucking cruel because she always said him.
And then he goes, He goes, I have mixed feelings.
You are not the right person for me to live with.
Pause for an eternity and she goes, okay, okay, and

(01:20:32):
then she goes, you're the person that I can't live without.
She loved it started cracking and she's like, I love that.
She goes, that was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Oh my god, So you better have loved that, because
there I would be like that, I don't like it
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
He goes, I am never going to stop believing every
day that I love you. I'm gonna choose you, and
then he gave her.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
An ass pads is touching her butt like that. I
think everyone thinks that Leslie was like the sexual one
that was getting I think it was Teresa.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
I think in a weird way that she'd only gotten
down with Billy. He was kind of fun too, I'm
like like little, like like this is like my fun,
you know, like fun, little innocent, and she's been watching a.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Ton of Horns and she has the horniness that's like,
I'm actually horny before. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
And honestly, Gary Gary will seem exciting for Teresa, but
for Leslie it's like, I guess I could tolerate this
old show because he's kind. Yeah I know, and he goes,
I don't ever want to be about you. Here's the
golden Rose. It's gonna's gonna last forever.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I was thinking, I don't think of a golden rose
on the regular one because it should be a long
lasting rose anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
But they kind of know. It's so that Tony and
Billy are so happy for us, I'm like, are they?
And then and then they come out she looked great,
and she goes, I didn't tell he sobbing watching it
back the proposal, and then she's like, I didn't tell
my sisters, and then she goes, I knocked his boots
up with kisses, and the granddaughters are like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
They and they said I knocked his boots off in
the Fantasy Steel, when she goes, well, with kisses. With
kisses that means she.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Blew in my mind, definite blowjob window.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
And then they're gonna they're gonna have there, They're gonna
get married on TV.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
I think, oh, I hated this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
And they're going to visit Italy? What is there? Honeymoon trip?
We're gonna get married so.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Quickly felt like a cheesy game show all the suddur
it fully felt like, and we're gonna pay for your trip,
And I think, like their vows now, I'm just worried
about their vows based on this proposal.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
I'm like, what kind of shenanigans are gonna go down
the pauses? What do you guys think of What do
you think of Teresa? Because we talked about We've talked
about the work that they've done, Like Teresa did a
little bit of work since the shooting.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Something to the I'm watching myself on TV for the
first time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
I watched myself on film, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Oh, I seem I seem mistakes God, But I told
myself comfortable in my own skull.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
I like the way I look iPhones and HD is
so cruel. It's like I feel completely comfortable and confident
and then when you watch yourself on film, you're like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Also, what they're watching is themselves just hanging out and
being natural, which is a different and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
It's on their own hair and makeup. Yeah, I mean, look,
who wouldn't want.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
To be like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
What you want?

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
I thought Teresa's work looked pretty good, Like it didn't
look like she did.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
It was little, she had a professional makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
But no, I think it was hugely makeup and hair
because her hair was cut so she had really nice
layers that were really smooth. She looked good and she
had really beautiful makeup that was really flattering to her coloring.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Yes, naive question, but she dyes her hair. Yes, yeah,
she's probably great.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Yeah, I wish that in the previous Well, in the
in the show, it was more obvious because it's like
she is not able to style it. She was in
the coast recom was like fighting her hair right, But
then when she's in the studio it was really beautifully.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I love gray hair. I think everyone's just let the hair. Mom.
We gotta have your mom on again.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Your mom?

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Did she watch Golden Yeah? I made her watch.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Did she like who was she rooting for?

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
I have to ask her to ask, we'll have to
have her back if there's Because it sounds like there
is going to be a Golden they're casting.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
For it, but I am maintaining there will never be
a Golden bacheloret because they will never find enough guys
that are TV ready, that are not nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
You're so right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
We only found ten three episodes Bachelor. I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
I think you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
I'd rather watch the women because the man, they're just
going to be a nightmare. We're going to have a
million Hollywood Reporter articles everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
You're so right, so uncontrollable.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Actually, yeah, like the fact that they even found gay areas,
like this is a miracle. I don't know if you're
going to be able to do it again, but maybe
they can't.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Yeah, but I think there's some decent guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Well, I think that if they're casting, so they're casting
for the men right now.

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Well, they said your grandpa or your grandpa.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
I mean, look, it's the most popular when they've ever
had the most watched.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
I think it should be a new woman. I don't
think it should be one of the Well, I don't
like how.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
They do that with this show. It used to be
a new person.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
No, I think new where we just don't know anything
about them and we get to watch it unfold.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
I will say, it seems like a few of these
women are going to be guesting on the Bachelor season there,
so I just look, I'll be honest. I like Bachelor
and Bacherette. There has to be Golden Bachelor in Paradise,
like we have to do like six seasons.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
You get to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Shuffle board, am I saying that we should have regular
season and Golden like that, but like all together.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
And that would be incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
But then it's like the sort of mom figuring like
don't quo, no, Mom, there should be.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
A paradise for them if they're on a cruise, because
that's Cruisi Dice Cruisce.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
And I think Leslie. I think Leslie would do great
on Paradise.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Yes, she'd be great.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
You'd be great. She's totally young, like.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Send her first down to the beach like Rachel exactly. Okay,
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Thank you Arden and friends, but especially Arden for always
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Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
That's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
What a nice review? Are nice? That's a really nice review.
I should leave a review just like that. Everyone should
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Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
I will say, has changed my life?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Has body pillow?

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Yeah, my girlfriend basically uses it like a Teddy Bear
and then covers her ears when I'm snoring.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
I use his head. I use it like I'm like
a teddy Bear version of that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
I love it and shout out. Julie sent me a
satin pillow case for you. It's good for your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
It's good for your hair, Julie, if you want to
send another body pillow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Okay, here we go. This is from Shyanne Constant. She
asked if they knocked boots, like, I don't want to
know yet. He said their relationship hit a lull that
overnight changed everything. So half of me is like, Teresa,
what is it like a three sixty cowgirl move?

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
Teresa is for sure a freaking the sheets and he
recognized that and it changed the entire season.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
I mean, when is three sixty five? Is that it
has gotta be? But he started to turning around during
the conversation. Well, I think, but then she also when
she was sharing her like life, Yeah, but I also
think she knew she was a little behind, so she's like,
all right, this is what I can do.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Let Okay, here we go. This from Anna Banana at
Little Pooh Leslie. Oh, by the way, doctor Banana is
not here. We love our Banana. She's on tour with
the Workaholics. Guys, she'll be back on Tuesday. Okay, Anna
Banana at Lipool Leslie, Gary, what went wrong after Fantasy? Sutes? Gary? Well,
Teresa showed me her stock portfolio for one K and

(01:29:00):
her boots. It's honestly true. This is Shannon Leslie. I
knew it wasn't me when I first saw you today.
Come on, Gary, your fire engine red lips. From last
night's date.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Gary did have a lot of lipstick on his face
and they were talking. I was like, when were they
making out?

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Why didn't she lean over and rub it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Yeah, it's all. This is from Erica. We didn't get
a Neil Lane cameo tonight. I wonder if he's salty
about not being picked as the Golden Bachelor Neil Lane date.
This is from also from Erica. I loved the shot
of Kathy whispering to Susan. I bet she said, I
hate that needy bitch. Or here's a few more author

(01:29:43):
from Erica. The line only one of you is right
is giving a Minneapolis therapist a new client. Thanks for
supporting small businesses. Oh here's another good one from Erica
watching Gary sobbing in the corner shot while he proposed
like while he was watching gave me Cold Leader, watching
his own preaching vibes.

Speaker 5 (01:30:03):
He really and we didn't even talk about it. The
part where Teresa is like starting to like talk and
Gary was like mouthing the words next to her when
they first came.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
He was mouthing it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
It seemed like he was mouthing a script.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
He was doing that weird.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Someone pointed out to me that he did that a
lot throughout the interesting So I don't know if it's
like maybe a he's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Repeating, yeah, yes, but he's like, it's like probably when
like you are mouthing the words to a song.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Well, I also felt that she probably told that story
eight thousand, so he was like repeating it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
I've got three more. This is from Tiana Constant Teresa,
I knocked his boots off Gary's granddaughter. There's a photo
little girl with a big tea. Okay, lousat that's her wear.
Now give me a big fat hug. Is how Gary
lets you know you are the one. There's a final one,

(01:31:00):
Lazy b two. The real winner of the Golden Bachelor
is Tammy Sager for realizing that Gary is not America's
elderly sweetheart. He's a horny bro who was probably kicked
in the head by a whole.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
Well, Tammy Sag is Always When did she say that?

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
She said it on the podcast Always, all Right, what
are your top two?

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
I like the meme because I think that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
I like the first one? Okay, great?

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
I like Neil Lane also, I thought that was it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Okay, so three sixty cowgirl or the four O one?
K the first one? Whatever?

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
That was?

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
It was a three sixty cowgirl okay?

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
And Neil Lane okay, all right, I'll do okay, here's
the first one. Shyanne Constant. She asked if they knocked
boots like, I don't want to know yet. He said,
their relationship with a lull that changed overnight. So half
of me was like, Teresa, was it like a three
sixty cowgirl?

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
Move?

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Or here we go? This is from Tricksy, also from Cheyenne, Teresa,
I knocked his boots off? Gary's granddaughter me, It's okay,
Cowgirl or meme meme.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
Yeah, we gotta go meme. If you got a good
meme and you're reusing something we've seen a million times,
I'll accept it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Lauren meme or Cowgirl meme meme. Ja said, you're our
grand winner at the Goulbie bats Areragination. Okay, Sean Distance,
thank you, good sir. We love having you on.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
I love being sing Colari.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
Thank you. I love having my kind of off opinions
about I like it, Timmy. I mean, I'm all I'm
still team Braiden, which I know people are all right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Braiden is doing our live show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Is he really?

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Do you want to come up and play we're doing
it at we're doing at sketch Fest. Are you going
to be there?

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
No? I won't, but god, I want to meet Braiden.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Well, I figured, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Okay, all this folding in on it so I can't
just be walking among us, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
January twentieth at Sketch Fest, Me, Braiden, Katie, Doctor Branana,
Jack Keith, It's gonna be Aaron Foley, Do Benson and
my friend Laurie.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
This is a must list. I mean, this is incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
You gotta go. That's gonna be in person. You can
come out and it's gonna be Maybe I'll meet him
and we'll talk. Okay, Okay, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
I just Scott hasn't seen a podcast with Scott Ackerby.
We watch movies. You've been on it, Arden, You've been.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
On it, Lauren, And we got to have you on
that Ma's wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
But yeah, we do. That podcast comes out every Friday, and.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
So fine, it's really fun fun, okay, Laren. And your
show and your show, your TV show, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Yeah, Twisted Metal, you know it's on. It's on Peacock
and hey, we might be starting a new season pretty soon.
Who knows. Cool?

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Okay, Laren, would you have to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
I have a podcast called Freedom that I host with
Scott Ackerman and Paul Tompkins, where we I know, it's kindhilarious,
where we just share stories from our lives, make fun
of each other, we tell we do play games. It's
always a good time. And then I have a show
called Newcomers with Nicole Buyer where we watch things we've
never seen. We've done all of Star Wars, we did
all of Lord of the Rings and many more things.

(01:33:58):
And now we're doing Batman and that's coming out to
be determined.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
All of that sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
Some of it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
I will watch all the Mission Impossible and Fast and
Furious movie.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
I don't want to do that, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Great, Okay, Katie. Uh as always please go to your
local shelter and adopt or foster and animal LA is
so full, like I can't stress how full it is.
It's getting dire out there. So if you've ever been
thinking about of adopting, now is the time. If you
can't adopt police foster, you can go for Foster for
Life h l A on Instagram and they can pair

(01:34:35):
you with a dog that will fit your life. So okay,
Robbie Bbes.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
I host a podcast, Supernatural Rewatch podcast with Scott Ackerman
I need, and then I have another one called Kings
of Khan, also with Richard Space Junior and not Scott Ackerman.
And yeah, and I'm gonna be playing uh I'm gonna
be at a convention in Nashville that weekend birthday for

(01:35:00):
your birthday weekend, and we're gonna be playing a show
on Monday night at the Exit Inn.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
That's fun. Yeah, I don't know, where that is. I
love Nashal, it's so fun. Well, thank you Natalie Levy
for my earies and my panting. I'm gonna try to
find the boobs. I also I'm doing a show. I'm
doing that. We're doing the Sketch Fast One Live with Brayden.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
January twentieth. He's coming. He's been gracious, Well says sweetheart.
Well says he's great. I also have a live show
with Brian Sophie. It's our one and only West Coast
no autograph please this Wednesday night at the Allegian Theater
at nine thirty pm. Just fucking come. I know it's
late and it's a Wednesday, but it's so fun. We

(01:35:41):
have a song about George Santos.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
It's a great show.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
You got to go to this.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
Nothing more cozy than the Allegion in the winter.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
It's so fun. So that's You're a movie. Oh yes,
if you want to see me dance in fart on Monday,
it's this Monday, So start with farts and with hearts
as Monday, just hit plays called step Aside. Let's make
it me number one and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Just hit play and step Aside, Play.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Sepside, and I come back in for start for the
farts and end with the tarts and it's called step
Aside is really funny. I'm the lead and it's you
can watch. It looks like a thirteen year old. It's
got there's dance. The dancers are all really great dancers.
They're all like, we're like the super Bowl and stuffy,
and then and then there's me dancing love it and

(01:36:26):
starting dancing and farting, and then we'll be back talking
about paradise. It'll be going up on Wednesday because I
was troveling, and then I'm doing the premieres on Monday,
so we're gonna record it on Tuesday. Maybe it'll be
up Tuesday night. All right, until next time, Thank you
so much. My name is ardamain O.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Goodbye, Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
To get all tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
I feels so good.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
I just got one little worship.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Finger out We roll or would you reaccept this? Roll?
Listen to your word? Would you accept this? Rolls? In

(01:37:19):
to your world?

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Will you accept this? Roses a production of iHeartRadio. For
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