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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my god, you guys, we got to the Golden
Bachelor version of here for the wrong reasons, and by
the way, it was accurate. It was like it was
the most on brand version of here for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
She was my pick to win.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No way it. She's not gonna win.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
She's me.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
She's mean, and they're sexier, Like if your whole thing
is to be like all the women are sexy. Every
woman is on fire hot.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
They all have way shorter skirts than I ever wear.
Do good for that.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's it's pretty intense power then child, they're like really
showing how they're athletic.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hello, Hello, and welcome to the Horny Golden Bachelor episode
of Leak Sceptisers. My name is Arta Marine, coming to
you from my boogie garage in Los Angeles, California. I'm
bringing together two groups. Okay, so we have this group
and then we have this group. And so the cross
section is I'm going to start with the the vortex
of the group, right, is that not the word?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The is not that?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The middle of the circle, the hub, the pin, the
middle pin of the pin wheel, the middle pin of
the pinwheel, who's like the connecting for the connector, You guys,
she's the people's princess of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What can't she do?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
She can decorate the hell out of a black and
white themed Halloween situation, which I'm sure is already happening
at our house already. We just she just found out
about the OC Fair and their tablescaping, and we're she
doesn't even okay, okay, okay, okay, did you okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
And you know, I can't even see and I can
see that, and I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, I'm gonna let the person to your left describe
what the table scaping is. But there's a documentary that
our King Sergio sent me about. It's a competition at
the OC Fair, they do tablescapes. But we're gonna when
we find out the theme for twenty twenty six, we're
gonna literally no amount of time, burned, fingertips from blue
guns or money is enough.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Absolutely, I mean, oh yes, just yes.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, your friend, my friend, our friend winning.
We love Okay. Now I'm going to my right the
man who's the executive producer of Bachelor silver Lake. You
know him as you know him. He is the host
of the Record Junkies with John Russ Bowie, who's about
to be one of the leads with my best friend
(02:20):
Laura Lakas of the spinoff of Big Bang Theory. And
you asked me to come, and I'm feeling better, but
I'm gonna come when I come back from New York
to do your show, Ladies and gentlemen, the host of
the Brando Cast, my friend the Best Mustache and Mutton
Chops in Town. Brendan Smith.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What's going on with Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Silver Lake right now? What episode are you guys filming?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, we're getting down to.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Hometown, okay, which is really incredible.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
We have a polyamorous couple.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Okay, great, it's never been on the show before that
it's gotten this far okay, okay, So we have to
go to two different hometowns for those people who are
vying for Time Bay.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
He's a baby writer on Abbott Elementary.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, his name is Time.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
His name is ty for Tyler.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I think it's just Tie.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, it's his only name. He doesn't have a last name, Okay,
So Tye is our bachelor and he's a baby writer.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
The polyamorous couple is kind of amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, are they married?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
No, no, no, they just they all met here in
La Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
They all live in Garvanza.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, okay, we haven't had any polyamorous couples from Garvanza
before me.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We're near over near the Duplas brothers. They had their
office in Garvanza.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Do they really brother worked out?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yes? We should. I should. I wish I knew that
because I would have hit them up for maybe a
challenge in the arroyo or something.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You make a mumble core film really fast in the arroyo.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
We did this really amazing thing in Griffith Park where
I hid one thousand dollars in the old zoo okay
and just made everyone go find.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's so so he's start of you're combining this season
like Traders meets Bachelor Silver Life.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yes, and then all those weird Instagram accounts where they
do the cash, Yeah, to go find it. So we
thought we were energy that's so fun to the Bachelor
Silver like And.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Were the animals in the cages when you did it?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
No, just just just a couple of Kyote puppies that.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Were there, you know, as per usually you.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Love you love that, you love the cubs, you love it,
I do, I do, Okay. Also with us is a
gentleman who's really set the hearts on fire.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You your flutter.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
He is a flutter, like.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
A flutter and a fire.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Both good.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, Now you've been on most recently now you started
off with Jakis and Whitney. Whitney's been on tour just
doing taking over the world.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I've been watching, I've been watching on Instagram seeing it.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
All and then you've dropped your album. But you've now
befriended Robin Paget.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, that was such a great episode. There's been two.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, and Paget. Paget just as loves your stand up.
She loves she She's all in on our Rookie of
the Year.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You can get his new album Dankey del Mar, the One,
the Only, Paul Danky del Mar Danky, thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So happy to be back.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I mean, do you feel like you're back with your
first family?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Do you feel like you're in a polycule with Rob
and Writtey.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Now wow, if we were all together at one.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Time, you'd be torn.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No. No, I'm a good to borrow from kerby your enthusiasm.
I'm a good center tabler. I will just.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Like, yeah, she's the pin of the pinwheel, that's you, Okay,
because some people are not some people are like to
keep it separate.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, And I totally get that because I love a
small I love intimate.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But I also when you recognize like, oh, we could
all get along really well.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's when I that's when we do like a festival
or a live show, because I always create my tables
of like who's a good pair. I create the guest
list for each episode. I put people are like, who's
your booker. I'm like, I'm the booker, Like I manically
and I put people that I think would like to together.
But then at the live shows, it's sort of a
(06:03):
free for all of like like picking, like, let's expand,
let's put the groups together. Okay, speaking of putting the
first of all, our queen doctor Banana is working in
New York because she's an icon, and we're getting ready
next week we're going for our uh it's our cano Cano.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So I saw I went saw Waiting for Gotto.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Okay, So we're going to see the premiere of the
Monday night, we're going to the premiere of the Seth
rogen Kiano movie that he's going to be at the premiere,
and then we're going Tuesday night to Waiting for Gotto.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We're going to do a doubleheader waiting like Keanu. Rea
can't wait, and I'm staying with her. I'm staying with
the banana. Okay, KT Money. I wanted to just tell
you I feel like I've I feel like you're protege
now where my entire Instagram feed is animals that need
urgent fosters or adoptions. I can't stop reposting them now.
(06:55):
I do know that they pop up in my yard,
so I do run my own little mini But but
I I want to foster and adopt every animal and
ladies and gentlemen, Kat Money, Kat Money, Levine, how do
I what do I do?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
I mean, I really can't stress you like to the listeners. Also,
how bad it is how many animals there are, And
I know if it has to do with it, people
do not spay in nud or their pets, So please
spay nud or your pets. Encourage others to spay in
neuter their pets.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
There is a cat that's at pause that I'm gonna
find it at our break. She's been in the shelter
for like one hundred days and no one has showed
any interest. No one has visited her, and she she's
just this.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sweet, loving tabby.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And if any I'm gonna tell you the name and
where she's at a crumbson whiskers. It's but no one has,
no one has gone to like, there's this tabby we
need to get rescue.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
People also always want kittens, they want puppies, and you
know what, I firmly believe adult dogs, adult cats.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Doude when I adopted Elaine was twelve when I adopted her.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Yeah, like like Zoe is probably like seven, yeah, you know, yes.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And you want them potty trained. Yeah, and they're so grateful.
They're so grateful.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Particularly was it of Elaine when I met her. She'd
been a band so she was she'd been in a
home and then somebody dropped off at a shelter, which
she was like eleven. She'd been in the shelter for
a year. Nobody was looking at her, so we adopted her.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
That's like my parents they adopted a fourteen year old
cat named Gilbert.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean, come on, come on, So I'm going to
get the name of this cat that nobody's been looking at.
We need to get her adopted.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I think in the name of adopting pats and I
I've we're big adopters in our house. There's also a
lot of fraudulent adoption agencies that like they're basically puppy
mill like the face of puppy mills. If you're like, oh,
I want like a teacup Yorky, but I'm going to
rescue it. There's a Teacup Yorky rescue. No, there isn't.
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Thank you do research definitely, because like there are real rescues,
Like there's a German Shard rescue, yeah, and stuff like that,
and they pulled the German Shepherds from the city shelters.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
But like our great Dane was a rescue. But yeah,
Dane at a time.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Also like don't you know, like discredit mu Dane do
the bench. I've had multiple MutS, I've had multiple Pitch Shepherds.
They're amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I love them.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, that's our animal portion. That's where we are. Do
you want to give a one second? Tell Whitney what
the tablescape competition is?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh, sure, Whitney. And for everybody that is a tablescape
competition is. It's done at the fair fair, the oc
fair where you would see you know, machrome or crochet,
and it's a whole room where they select a theme
and everybody decorates a table. They all have the same
size table, and they they do centerpieces, they do the
place settings, they do the tape.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And they have to measure and it's almost like a
dollhouse on a table.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Does everyone get the same It don't.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And some people spend a lot of money. And there's
a woman. There's a woman whose house is filled the
entire she transports them back home and keeps them fully set.
They're all over her home. There's like eight fully set
tables where they can't they're in their the foot of
their bed, her husband.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
So I would like to know like Titanic.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
No, No, it's like farm, like farm, or like springtime,
like sauna, like sauna, like Paris.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Not Iron Maiden, not early van Halen.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, it's simple like farm, but it.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Might be heavy metal, and then you would see like
rock and roll, well, you would see someone make a
whole table out of metal. You would see weights. People
interpret these concepts very loosely.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And the judges and it's an anonymous judging thing, and
they get there. There's a real competitive there's like the
people that have always won, and then like there's a
real like oh.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Sure, there's like a rookie that comes in that they
get pissy.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, and they're like, oh, here comes Whitney.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
She would last.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It was like overrated, She's gonna win again. She's full
of shit, Like there's are just rich and they're like, oh,
she didn't make that, she just pre bought. Anybody can
pre buy that.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
But it's incredible how like humor is played into these things,
and it's incredible. It's really it's are very clever with it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It's you're gonna your nails alone or crafts.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh, it's like old toy collections. Okay, this is fine.
We're just walking past it and I'm like, hold on,
I'm like taking pictures of different ones. I I you're in.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Love this. I wish I would have picked this lane
for myself, might have done.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well, well, I just want to go see it. Okay,
look at it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Okay, my Godzilla versus King Kong table by the way. Perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
We could have a whole group of different versions of
Will except this road, like different offshoots. We could we
have numerous tables.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
At the fair.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes, yes, we could talk about what we're doing, summerhouse table.
Oh my god, page, we could have a we can
have a Daphne Page.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I might have pitched you the other day for watching
live and I did say and I was like, yeah,
I said, it thinks that Page is the Queen's No.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, I always think what would page to store? Boat
down by the way. I ran into somebody and they
told me I was booked.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I'll tell you later. Okay, we love to hear.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay, great, okay, Okay, here we are, here, we are.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
How are we feeling? Episode three?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Brendan, Okay, just real quick. Yes, as you know, yes,
from my.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Past, you know you like you like Bravo, not Bachelor.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I like Bravo not Bachelor.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But this is more my speed because the music that
they play on the show is not country, so I'm
not I don't get bro country poisoning watching the show.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
But more importantly, we went to some favorite locations in Los.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Angeles on this one, such as well, I'm not to
jump ahead into the episode's go for it. We've already
mentioned the OC Fair, and later I will read some
of the other acts that were at the OC Fair
around Casey in the Sunshine Band Layer down the podcast.
But also we went to the beach that's basically between
(13:01):
Zooma and.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Broad Beach out in Malibu. I used to the group day.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I used to go boogie boarding on broad Beach with
Zach Elfannakis when I lived in his closet. They would
go in front of mel Gibson's house. We would bring
boogie boards because you can you can walk to an entrance.
We had boogie board when I lived in his closet
with his best friend from North Carolina who's a golf caddy,
and we would boogey board and fell into mel gibsonsuse
at broad Beach.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Did mel Gibson ever walk out onto his little porch
and say, hey, get out of here?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But then he said, Hey, I like the cut of
your jib sugar tits.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Two days ago, I saw a tanker back there.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
You want to get out talk to me.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Let's been here my take.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, I got out.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Talk to me.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm not even drying. That's the best I can do.
You try, you say it and then you repeat.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Two days ago, I saw a tanker out there. You
want to get out.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You talk to me.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Okay Australian. Two days ago, I saw a tanker out there.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Talk to me, Okay, okay, okay, do it again, try
for Paul.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Two days ago, I saw a tanker out there. You
want to get out, talk to me.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Two days ago, I saw a tank out there. Okay,
you want to get out, you talk to much.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay, Katy lev Let's see. I can't do it. I
can't do Okay, try again.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
You and Zach califan Akis.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Katy, get off my beach. Uh.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Two days ago, I saw a tanker out there. You
want to get out, talk to me.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I don't try it. Try it.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Two days ago, I saw a tank out there.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
That's good. You want to get out.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Talk to me.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try one more time.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You say it again.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Two days ago, I saw a tanker out there. You
want to get out, Okay, talk to me.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Two days ago, I saw out there you want to
get out joke.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
That's great. Yeah, yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
This is a public beach, sir. We're allowed to be here.
There's an access point over there. You chose to live
in this part of zooming.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
He's like, you take that leprecaun and you get out
of hair.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Okay, Okay, here we are. Okay, So I have a
thought please before please, what's your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What's your thought? Well, as you know, I'm a avid
listener to this pod. Thanks Whitney you it is so funny.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Thank you. I got scolded last year. Somebody DMed me
as gold me.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I'll tell you later, Okay, but I do feel like
you got you haven't had people on that really like
The Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
He's grown.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
He's grown on me.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I was gonna say, I've I've sort of fallen headfirst
into it and I'm just going with the flow.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
And I really like him. I mean, he sort of
reminds me of like he walks like Frankenstein. Yeah, but
I really like him, and I like the ladies and
I have feelings. But I feel like I was ready
to hate this season and I absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
And I can tell you me too. He's actually he's
grown on me. And I think I'm hoping and praying
that this is a man who came in uh with
certain biases against these women, and that I think he's
been I think his brain has been expanded.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I still think that he said it, and I know
it was like I think he thought he was being amusing,
you said it.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I don't like that.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
I don't really was like, well, I don't want a
broken hip and I don't want anyone over sixty.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I just don't think he said he did.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
We hear him say I heard him say it, and
it was it joking.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I think he I think he was being facetious.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
But let's remember we are dealing with a successful ex jock, right.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
He actually played in the NFL for nine seasons.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Any coaching Michigan, really, any coach Michigan.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
So he is a legitimate athlete.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And why his body is breaking down at a lawyer
at a lawyer and.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
An Orange County person. Yeah, so there's there's a whole.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
He seems like the kind of person who everyone laughs
at his jokes and he that's why I think he
thought he.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Was one hundred, especially at the Huntington Beach Tennis Club
and the Laguna Beach Beach Club.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You're in Delmar, sure, Delmar.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I know it is down there. The boys like throw
it around. They get saucy and they joke and they
poke fun and I think that I still think he
meant it, but I think he was joking. Yeah, I
think he's joking around, but his desire and like what
him and the fellas back at the club would be
expecting him to come back with a younger woman.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
By the way, if there was a forty one year old,
smoking hot lady, yeah, he she would be the front.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Runner Aroundeah, obviously.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I mean that's that would that's how it would be.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, Katie, what do you think you've been on
every episode?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Like, do I think he was joking?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I think there is some seriousness to it. Maybe he
was like joking a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But are you coming around?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:41):
He's growing on me, Like he's starting to seem a
little more sincere to me, and he's actually starting to
seem interested in these women, Whereas the first couple episodes,
I really thought he wasn't actually interesting in that I.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Thought he was interested in them. I expect, I respect,
I expect a counterpoint.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
But but I also I have a feeling he's going
to he's going to like break all of our hearts,
like just be like a fucking deck.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
They all do, they all do. I mean there is
a recipe that he continues to.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Happen every were Loucy and Charlie brought in the football
every single.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Time we are we are not talking about the soulful
painter in Santa.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Monica, you know what I mean. We are not talking
about l A's greatest poet.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't want to meet the most soulful understood.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
You know the.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Exactly were here.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
He's right, a jewelry designer.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay, by the way, how did it all work out
with your STU with your mother in law's visit?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
It was good. It was good. She didn't hold it
over my head at all. Day I ran to a
motorcyclist in front of her.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I have a friend who did that, and the leg
went flying and they like lost it. But the person
had like, uh, a prosthetics, prosthetic leg.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I mean that's sad, but that's so like if I
saw leg flying.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Okay, so it all and how long until your nerves
calm down?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I just I've been navigating through dealing with insurance and
car rental things and car repair, which are all I've
identified is like very triggering activities from for anybody, and
I hear I hear my voice now getting recognizing it. No,
I'm like dropping into a lower register and being like
specifically being very direct, being very clear, and not allowing
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myself to get ramped up activity.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I'm very proud of how by the way, I'm we
chatted after the last episode and you said you felt
better to be distracted, and I'm hopeful that this is
another this is also this our therapy group. It's our
it's our it's our leg flying grief group. So you
I hope that you feel better at.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
The end of it. Thank you, I already do. It's you.
It's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So there's a pre give you that somebody you never
want to be the tattletale. You don't want to be
the tattletale.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I have feelings on this. Let's okay, let's hear it.
We get to it. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
So so whoever we don't even know her name, she
who will not be named, goes and snitches, Robin, you're
gonna you're gonna get caught.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
If you're a snitch. Snitch?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Do you just see You're going like, I don't know.
I'm just saying, but at least see who it is,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That was my point.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Yeah, Okay, I mean I'll go, but I'm not even
now we're gonna Okay, I'm gonna skip ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I think you can.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
There's a way to do this where it it's sort
of on the other person. Yes, And she made it
sort of about herself and and and with the dancing around,
I think she should have just gone over and said, hey,
I just want to let you know. We were having
a conversation this morning and she sort of mentioned that
she was looking forward to getting more followers and that
she was leaping to and I just thought that was
(20:53):
information that you should know. Just make it simple as Yes,
it's like I told you the time that I saw
the friend of mine's husband. Yeah, and I just went
over to him and said, I see you, and I
will see her tomorrow and I will let her know.
But it's I love bare hands, I love you, And
I think the way she did it because she didn't
she didn't give any specifics, so he was like, well,
(21:14):
I don't think so. Also just shows how he thinks
he's right all the time.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I know, you see him flush in that moment, which
I was like, this is a guy that does not
want to have conflict, doesn't want to address this, and
he's got his blinders on because he he's horny.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
He's horn up.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
He is tongue kissing every woman even on their exit,
even like you out.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
He really like got after it with Jerry.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
He did, and then it okay, I mean Jerry was hot,
Jerry was sensual.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Jerry.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It was like, I'll take I go to work. I'm
a nurse, I'll take care of my mam when to
get home.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, she's just it said, she's a CEO some type
of medical living. That's what I thought. I was like,
that gives you late in life confidence because you know,
I already know the game y dial in, I've got
my own people. Yes, I'm going to be in the
master bedroom in one of these yes children.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Wow, what do they call them?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Primary? Primary? Primary?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Primary? That's look, I know, master fucked up. We all agree,
but primary is very insects.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're not allowed to say it
has a great view because for people that have cited issues.
Are you serious. Yeah, there's a whole thing with like wait,
you can't say.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You wait a minute, you can't say it has a
great view, So you can't even be like it has
I can say it's.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Walking distance to town because not everyone walks.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Oh my god, wow, Wow, that's you're like, it's a structure.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Time to get out of the real estate game.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
They'll protect you from the elements.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Yeah, that is comfortable. Is that okay for people.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Who don't have a feeling on their crazy Okay, So
here we are.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
So the momager is leading an exercise group with giant balls.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I want to do all these exercises they're doing. They
looked good. It would looked like a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
It did look but it looked like I get your
I felt like it was gonna get my the side
as I have handles.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What is that called like your side at bleaks O bleaks?
I felt like the amy could have been worse, and
amy was kind of fun. As the momager. Yeah, you
could see how she'd be like, come on, girls, we're
gonna we're gonna go do a little fun video.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Oh she was from the town next door. That's what
I was coming from me. Yeah, Like it's a very
nice Short Hills, Short Hills. It's got a great mall.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I've been to a Short Hills mall. I love them all.
Ri Ip malls, I love mall.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Jersey still has their malls. I love them all.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I look some days sometimes Lauren and I just go
to the Century City mall and walk around. Sometimes I
like just going to the galleria.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Yeah, Fashion Square in the Valley.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It's depressing, but I'll still go and enjoy myself.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Going sosh yourself fair, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh no, no, but but but my brother when we
were walking with Bert and I was working with Burt
Atlanta down the belt line and it was shirtless Santa
and I've a lot of my friends are known people.
I've never seen a more famous person than Bert walking
and my so Bert was joking that sometimes Leanne was
like joking about you need to go like and my
(24:15):
brother goes, oh, you're gonna soap dish it. He goes,
you need to go to the mall. And then and
then Bert and my brother goes, you need to soap
dish it. It's like we're going to Paramus. You got
to go to Paramus. It was like when you feel bad,
you go to Paramus, and so they so we were
going to Paramus.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
With Bert on the belt.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yes, she's the greatest reference, Brendan.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
One of my favorite genres on YouTube and Instagram are
the people that go into abandoned malls, Like I'm talking
big abandoned malls. They break in somehow or sneak in
and film and it's always haunting but amazing and oddly.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, I'm dying to see.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
There was a documentary that was made that I have
not been able to find. You can't rent it online yet,
but it got great reviews. It was about at the
Providence Place mall. They somebody, as it started outs a
risky artist. They moved into a wall and lived there
for four years and created an apartment. And there's a
documentary that was supposed to be really good. I think
it was a Toronto this year and you can't I
(25:11):
haven't been able to find a link, but I'm dying to.
I think it's called the Apartment and it's somebody built
it in the parking garage and the mall at the
Providence Place mall.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
That's fun.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
A little fun fact when you go to I think
it's either in Shanghai. But when you want to try
and buy a fake purse, yes, which I do. So
you can go to the mall and then you go
sort of downstairs and then there is like a fake
wall that you have to go behind to get a
fake purse. Fake purses are there? Or you go down?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Have you been there? Have you got you?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I've done this?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, what does it look like? How do you know
it's a fake wall?
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Well, somebody takes you there, but you're walking down and
it's literally like a mall, I mean a wall and
then there's like a secret way to open it and
then you go inside and then they shut you in
and you're like, this is a fire hazard and I
pretty much want you to buy something.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I don't let you know.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Did you feel like you were never going to be
seen again?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Like you were?
Speaker 7 (26:08):
There was quite a few of us, and no one
of my friends was such an incredible like bartering.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It was like it was like a gift to see
it all happen.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I wouldn't go alone, no, no, but I would go
with you.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh my god, it's so fun.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
And then one time I was down in a parking
structure behind like a secret there's a lot of secret
walls in malls.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Where you can find designer those was behind the walls
at like Beverly Center worked.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I worked at a mall up in Bellium, Washington, at
a few different places. Yes, I worked at a Zoomies.
I worked at Anchor Blue and for a little bit
when Zoomies it's like a skateboard shop.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
It was an Anchor Blue.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Anchor Blue is like it used to be called Miller's outpost.
Oh yes, it's like a Levi's.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
And I also worked when I was in high school.
I worked at McDonald's Hot and they transferred me for
a week to the to the mall McDon Hot Hot Hot,
and uh, you know what, it was kind of hot
because it's so cramped. I've never had more hands just
on my body, like moving like behind beyond.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Oh well, like hey, can I scooch buy it, make
a little hip move like.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Did Zuomi's demand that you were high the whole time
you were working there, because that's it feels like a
weed shop.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
When you go.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Were you the whole time you were working there?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
No, I wasn't. I wasn't smoking weed at the time.
My main job drug tested a.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Lot so back then McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
No, that was I worked at a tire shop all through.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
College doing what.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Installing tires and selling tires?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Wait, you know how to change the tire?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I could change your tires so fast?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Wow, Wow, that's hot.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
You wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
That's really don't call it. You've already won the hearts
of the Flutter.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I mean, it's just the tire.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Do you have your card? Flutter?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Start a car?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I do know how to change your time? Okay, okay,
Not to take anything in this man's skill set. No, No,
I'm more impressive. He worked at a Zoomies.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, well, Katie, I bet Katie knows how to change
a tire.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I could figure it out.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Yeah, like I have a jack, I have everything in
my car. I've never had to actually do it though.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Look I'm resourceful.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
If I had to, I probably could get a doughnut
on there. But it's not going to be presuming a
disaster watching it. It's going to be a disaster. I'm
a survivor. I will survive in the apocalypse when I'll
do what I gotta do.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Yeah, I watched videos so I have the knowledge. I
made sure I have the jack.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I know where it goes. Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
We got a flat tire once with my old lady
in Ireland and I was able to change the spare
put the spear ones because it was a total blowout.
So we drove into this little coastal town on the
west coast of Ireland.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
I just wanted I just wanted the guy.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
At the gas station to say, you did it right, okay,
And he spoke pure Gaelic and he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
He didn't understand tanker out there.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
No I sang, I sang a Gaelic song.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
But he was like, I will say.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I had a bad dad by same same Sam, same Sam.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
He did take me aside when I got my driver's license,
and he made sure I knew how to change attire,
jumpstart a car because he never wanted me to be
alone on.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I had a bad dad.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
He did not teach me that, but he did teach
me to drive. When he taught me to he took
me up to one twenty eight outside Boston. We started
in the roy Rogers parking lot in his Mazda Miata
with Vanity plates, and he said, he goes all right,
ketto he who hesitates gets killed.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Go.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I was like, what, he goes, He who hesitates gets killed.
If you're gonna merge, merge, if you get in you hesitate,
you're gonna get killed.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Go.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh, that's good advice.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Because my mom didn't have the constitution and my brother
was born blind one eye and I'm me so like
he had to take the hit to teach us to drive. Okay,
here we go. So we're doing that. We're doing the
exercise balls. So there's nine left. We all had two episodes.
We're already down to nine piece.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
This is like a two episode season.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I mean, like, what that's the way to go. Yeah,
it's fun.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Is fun?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
So then he's like, so Carol, the Major League Baseball gal,
she's been holding back. She's triggered. She's triggered because of
the cheating stuff. She doesn't like seeing him cheat with
like she when he's kissing people, she can't handle it.
She's spinning out, which makes me wonder if she's gonna win.
If they're like narrating it where like she can't let go.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I think that Carol is deep into the most gamesmanship
of anyone on this show.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, hot take, hot take.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
She is playing up her sort of demureness in a
way that is a little bit false.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
I keep saying that they're doing what you guys said,
setting her up to be the next bachelor.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
That's what it feels like, because she's beautiful and she is Uh,
they want Freddy on that they want He'll be off,
you know, he'll be off. I think then Cindy's gonna win.
I think Cindy's gonna win.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Cindy's got a great shot. But I'm still thinking.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Debbie, Carol.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Or Debbie.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, anyway, so then Peg Peg is such a blast.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Uh so she is the best. Okay, Peg is the best.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
This was the best one on one. Peg is the Katie.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
I loved her.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
This was the best one.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I want so Peg at the one on one date.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
She's first of all, naturally beautiful. She's such a love
like you can just tell being around her. You she's
as smile, she's gaming, huge figure.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
She's competitive and fun, but in a fun way. She's
bad as she's been.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
To the Orange County Fair.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Before, and she was like game and she was like
and she wasn't being like coy about it.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
She's like, I'm gonna beat you at every and.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You can see the athlete in him liked it and
didn't like it, like mixed feeling. He was like, on
the one hand, it's fun to compete against somebody competitive,
but she kept beating him and he didn't like that.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
But he was happy when he found out that, like,
she really did work in law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
He liked that because.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
That's why she was better at shooting. Oh yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Just actually felt like he was really impressed that she
was good at it.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
She was.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
He was horny for her skills. I think a few
times he didn't want her to win.
Speaker 9 (32:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
I actually I was expecting that vibe and I.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Get okay, did they I thought I caught this moment
where she stated or alluded to being a gun owner,
but kind of like ducked.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
It is no way, she's not Mickey Mouse is not
going to be happening.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
She uses bombs.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Of course, she's she's absolutely of course she.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
That's probably the first content contestant that is identified self
identified as a gun.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Owner, by the way, and I'm not even mad, and
like she can have it. She could be the one
that trust, I would trust she'd be the one person
might have it. Yeah, aad So then Pig So then
Nicole is pissed. She's pissed. So she's basically just decided
to go for the villain to get the air time.
She really just she's understand she's decided he knows the game,
(33:02):
and like that's why I don't think Carol knows the
game that well. Okay, okay, So they're putting makeup on Peg,
they're getting her ready. It's so cute in the Golden Bouchler,
how they all help each other get ready.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
And so Peg runs to see him and she goes,
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I'm like that I have no game.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
So I will be like I really was excited to
see you. I'm like, shut the fuck up, artist, nice,
I don't know, I have no I will be like,
I have no poker face, like I was really like
I really had such a nice time, Like just shut up.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
But don't you think that, like is it charming? I
don't know it was charming because he's putting on like
macho oc energy. Yeah, and she's just like we can
just have fun. Yeah, and that's kind of a relief,
Like that's like that's a heart attack to turrent right there.
Kind of energy And Okay, when you get that stiff
and old as he is, yes, he could get he
(33:58):
can have a heart attack. Oh my god, tomorrow, it's
all the all the joints are yeah in that heart
attack way.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Nine years in the NFL, he was in a car
crash once a week for most of his life. He
was that it's actually real, it's actually real. He's probably
had both knees worked on his hip. I mean that
he's you can tell.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Do you think he went into the pool with the
sneakers on because he didn't want us to see his
feet or do you think that he forgot that they.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Wrangled hobbit hobbit feet? Well?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Also, if if you, if you all those guys, all
these guys, their hands are also mangled to when you
him up close, because they've broken every finger multiple times.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Gross, sports.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Except this Rose. I like this, Adam and Power, You're
on the line like I like this. I think Mill
sucked when he played for the Rams.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
She was so cute though him.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
They got to the o C and she goes.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Oh my god, this is so great. I love the
O C Fair.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
And then and then and then and then it was
so cute. That's me on a date, though, that is
like I love.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
And it was literally like, oh my god, you're gonna
pick me off a fair, god like, and yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
I pray to God.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah, it's we're over next year twenty twenty six. If
you find someone, maybe you don't, but I hope you
call me one night and you're like, guess where I
went on a first date?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
To the o Fair, To the OC Fair. I guess
we saw.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
They have great acts.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
They do.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I've never been.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
I can't I can't wait to read the twenty twenty
five acts.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
At the Ocean by the way, by the day, why
don't you here, Why don't we take a great break
and we'll be right back and we'll get the twenty five.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I need a sexual time out.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
And we're back, all right, Brendan, it's your time to shine, boo,
give us the twenty five.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
As I mean, it's always a party at the OC Fair.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yes, And I had to go and look when did case.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Can I ask you a question because I've never been
to the OC Fair? So what else is there? Is
it like live stock? Like, I've never been to the fair?
What do they do with the fair?
Speaker 4 (36:17):
It's okay, it's not like the OC Fair is not
exactly like a more red state kind of fair where
you have like all that like New Mexico State, a
lot of the livest.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Okay, okay, but it's wily there.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
But there's an annex.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, so what is the bulk of it? Is it
like a carnival?
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Okay, but they have decent they have decent more old
school acts.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Okay, okay, So Casey in.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
The Sunshine Band is almost a perfect act for there.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
They're so fun.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
I didn't know Casey was still around. God bless him.
I'm so happy that he was out there.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
So that was on July thirty four.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Oh yeah, for real?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Okay, here there we go, Here we go.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Sometimes these events are it's prettyduced. They go have a day.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
This was real.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
This was real. So but so production.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
If I'm on the staff, I'm like, guys, thorough Good
is playing on July.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Do we want to do that?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
The Psychedelic first, Oh, Rooney, don't you amazing?
Speaker 5 (37:18):
In the Romantics?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Don't you forget about me?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
The Romantics?
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Simple minds is, don't you forget about psychic? Was love
my why it's a new.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay anyway, okay, Pretty in pain, Oh, pretty in pink?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Speaking of k rock Beck, Oh with the Pacific Symphony
that was.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
On July thirtieth before this research.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Also, Ludacris was there, Ethridge was there?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
The most fun thing about the fair, mister Dankey, I
think you might agree, are the cover bands all always
drop rounds at the I'm gonna I'm gonna say the
cover band. I'm gonna say the name, and you're gonna
have to guess.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
This is fine.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Start off, start off with the freebie, the first person
to buzz in Fab four Art, Marine Beatles Bethos exactly right, Okay,
stop making sense.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Marine Talking Heads cover band was there? My hands are
the monkey men?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
The monkeys?
Speaker 4 (38:28):
The monkeys they were there, the monkey man. What a
following the monkey men have? Which one is pink art
Marine pink? Which one is pink?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Which one is pink pink Floyd?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay, okay, they.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Actually have a following, And I'm not gonna I mean
led Zeppelka.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
They were there and abba l a.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Oh wow. They Neil Diamond cover band. I used to go,
I used to follow your head I just can't. And
the lead singer's name was Surreal Neil.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
I just remember that you followed a Neil Diamond cover
band person.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I cut the band and then I was in the lead.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
Isn't there a movie coming out with Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 7 (39:13):
That's all Yes, Christmas create right level.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
I'm glad that type of movie is getting made. Yeah,
does amazing numbers because we need more of that type
of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes, that was wonderful.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
This is so interesting because I really thought they just
had like one headliner and they were there the whole time.
I don't know why it would come up with it,
but it is two months.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
It's on for like, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
The commercials are on for quite a while.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I cannot wait till we have debut our.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Crap, Oh my god, it's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
We have to pay, I guess we have to pay
to enter, right, and then we had to google with
the theme.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Maybe it's already. It might be too late. We have
to find out when when they were too late. We
have to find out what the theme is?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
The theme?
Speaker 6 (39:59):
I do want to remind people we I know someone
who was at the OC County Fair that night to
see Casey and they said, they said, they said, how
remember we talked about them when Tess was on I've
lost my mind? You They said, remember when he came out,
A bunch of people booedchlorre stoked about Casey.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Because because everybody said, I guess they were just like,
what the fuck, We're not here to see this guy.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Were they booed because they were they'd heard what he had?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
I think it could have been both, because you also
think about the age of the people that are going
to go see Casey. Women they are like women who
are like, hey, I'm sixty five. Yeah, that's the crowd.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Yes, the crows.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
They gave her a great date. They want her to
go far.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
I felt like it was candle canti plause and ship.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, that's a great intel. That's r Kadie and having
the intel.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I don't think there's ever been a better one on
one date that I've seen.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
It SI dates Okay, so to well, let's just say
I'm just on the table settings on that. I'm not
sure if this is for next year, or this is
for this year. I feel like it's probably this year,
because it said this competition is at full capacity and
is closed. To be placed on the wait list, please email.
(41:24):
I think it's all said. I think it's last year.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
But I think people set alarms to fight to register.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I think I would. I think you should get on
that weight.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
List to qualify, put yourself in the wait list. No,
you don't have to call it.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
Just from my intel, it started in.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Mid July, right, Yeah, that's why I don't think it's
opened yet. I feel like twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
You guys say, when do they generally announce the themes?
Speaker 7 (41:49):
This is when I need to have chat GPT okay,
but I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, So we're gonna keep terrible for the environment. I know.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
So she's she's, she goes, I'm a badass and I'm ambitious.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
It was it good for you?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
She goes, she goes, life is a high wire.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
I'm fun, spirit, has no age, and he goes, she
makes me happy. And he seemed he seemed like he
was genuinely this is the first time I felt like
he actually enjoyed hanging out with her, like as a
personal and she as it was, she reminded me like
of a tough version of my mom. My mom was
so fun that my mom wasn't like she wasn't as
tough as she was, Like you know, she wasn't diffusing
(42:27):
bombs and having a gun. But like, but like she
would have made him, she would have achieved thank you.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
She's it's only she could have used that fucking bob.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
But she God's true story.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
But if she like like was, she would have been dancing,
been like come on, I'm like yeah, she would feel
like because it also, in my mind, was a long date,
so they really had to You had to let down
your walls.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
It's not like, oh, I'm just cooking this meal and
then there's a camera on as well.
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, they wanted her to do well.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
They I feel like, that's a full day of relaxing
and you're gonna have regular conversation. They want to enjoy
each other and then have to do the sit down com.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
They wanted them to have a good time. They set
her up for success.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Really did I saw a corn dog in there too.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I did too. I've never had a corn dog. Fun fact,
they're really good. I literally thought you're talking about a
boner for him.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I thought you're saying he had a.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Bone or I wanted the funnel cake.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Funnel cakes are so good. You can also get vegan
corn dogs are good.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I thought it was funny that they he did do
the cheating executive spouse.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
He did the coldplay hold, and I was like that
it must have been I was also trying to wonder
when was this film. It must have been around when
that moment happened. And now I'm like, did he know?
Did he like? Was he like that that's how you
do That's how you hold a lady at a concert?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
It might have been.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I was very I was like, this is actually a
shitty guy move at a concert because he doesn't have
to dance. He stands behind you dancing. You feel like
you're dancing together and he's not.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
Well, he's getting a lap dance while she but you
can we only really do that if the guy's taller
than you, because otherwise he can't see the show.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
True my wife and her, she's just a couple of inches. Shortly,
I just get hair in my face, yeah, yeah, I
gotta I gotta my head to the side.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, dude, you gotta lean your head to the side
when you want to play cheating executive, you, guys, executive
for your wife.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Wow, that's a really funny idea. I'll pitch it to
the boss.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Exactly what concert will you go to to?
Speaker 1 (44:25):
What are you gonna do? Oasis waste?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
No too good?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Not horny?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
No no, not horny?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
No, I want I'm gonna go cheating executive. I'm gonna
go super horny like this weekend.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh, sure would be. That's baby making straight there.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
The weekend weekend, I think is even hornier and like.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I want you to go play cheating executive.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
If I'm play cheating executive, I'm gonna be on Molly too. Yeah,
that's the.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Week This is fun. This is fun.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
I'll be here for this. I can't wait for you guys.
Happy anniversary.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yeah. Jeris Priest is playing the four on on October nineteen, so.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I'll knock my teeth out head banging, but fine behind her,
I get this just too dangerous.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
What's your necklace? I like your necklace? What am I
looking at?
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Okay, well, this necklace is a necklace my wife had
made with our kids' names on it, but they misspelled
my son's name.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
So they had to send her a second one. And
I wear the footleg one.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Oh that's fun. That's for her. Where's the name? Where's
the name?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
There's a couple of plates.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
There's one so they smelled. So you have the backup
what I got the backup. It looks cool because all
the guys are necklaces now.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, and I I it's a young person. I wore
a lot of I wore necklaces, and yes, and I'm
glad that guys are wearing necklace.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
And now at the age of ninety, you're rocking here
as a younger.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
I'm gonna have so many. I'm gonna wear all my
jewelry when I'm in the home, so many.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I don't want anyone to steal anything. I'm wearing it all.
You are all my jewelry at all times. Just bejeweled.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
So so she goes, spirit has no age. He was,
she makes me happy. She she goes, she goes, she's
gonna jump in and be vulnerable. She got divorced in
two thousand and three. There was infidelity.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
That's not for me.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
And then he said I had no infidelity. But she goes,
she got I don't believe it, but he got remarried,
he found somebody else. She loved being a mom, so
she just I just dived into that.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I'm just a mom.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I raised my daughter.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
But now as I'm ready to go find more stuff,
and then she's just adorable. Yeah, and he goes, so
he saw a tattoo, and he goes, do you have
any others? And she's like, you'll find out in the
fantasy suite. That was a flirty.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
That was a flirty, dirty talk. I like it.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I liked it.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Where do we think it is? It's just tramp stand
gets on the back for sure.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
She got divorced in ninety two. I don't know. We
know when she got her boob job, probably tramps damp
that was in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
I would say all of them have boob jobs.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
They all have all of them have boob jobs.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
We realized that I have a tattoo of Donald Duck
giving me a rose, So it's pretty much saying will
you accept this.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Around Donald Duck? Can we can we Waitney? I couldn't
wait any of it.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
And now, because my cameras always cover unless it's someplace.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Oh, I know I've seen it, but that can we
take a picture?
Speaker 7 (47:16):
Well I got it because I love Donald Duck and
I love guns and roses.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
So it was Donald Duck giving me. Could you love
Whitney anymore?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Isn't your best friend? Isn't your best friend? This is
also why I've never eaten Duck in my life. I
just won't.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
It's disgusting. You're not anything.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
No, I've never eaten Duck. No disgusting, No, No, how
much do you love Whitney right now?
Speaker 5 (47:38):
A lot appetite for destruction?
Speaker 4 (47:41):
The Guns and Roses cover band, hopefully they'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Donald Duck, Donald Duck.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
I love Donald Duck and I love guns and Roses.
I mean, how long are you when you got that?
Forty two? Oh my god. So when I was in
a heightht gold, there was a I had slash. I went,
I got shipped off to boarding school.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I shared Uh.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
My senior year roommate was Lisa Takayama from Tokyo. She
was super horny and she loved guns and roses. We
had a poster of Slash on our door that we
had to say hi, Slash every every day, and there
was a rumor that Slash we had a chapel on
our on our like campus. There was a rumor that
Slash was like at a wedding and we all like
(48:28):
hung out in our sluttiest clothes waiting waiting to like
get like fuck lies we all and it was sold
to come out of by the way side note looking back,
like like all the like molesters, there was one teacher
that just disappeared like they like, I'm like, oh, where
did mister so and so goll like because he was
(48:49):
like fucking this girl.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
I'll tell you all that.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
But I remember he was so hot that we were
all like what was he fucking me? Like lucky Jessica?
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Why not me?
Speaker 7 (49:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, what's wrong with me that I didn't get molested
by mister so?
Speaker 9 (49:03):
So?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Isn't that fun?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I saw Slash at the Jersey Mics on the corner
Laksham and Camerio in North Hollywood just a few years
ago with his son.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Did he get it? Mike's way, I gotta no.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
He he says, can you guys do axles?
Speaker 5 (49:22):
Wave some cocaine?
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Dude, dude, by the way, I'm almost done with the
Charlie Sheen documentary.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I got it so good, watched it twice. It's so
well edited.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
I loved Denise Richard.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, she's correct. I love Charlie Sheen. And Sean pen
has never looked hotter. That haircut is well, he's in care.
Speaker 7 (49:42):
He clearly was making one battle after the other during
it because he.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Looked hot.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Well.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I was obsessed with it. I think it's so.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Great and he's so good. We're going to talk about
it on Patreot. The Nicholas Cage Oh, the Nicholas Cage
horn is incredible.
Speaker 9 (49:59):
You know.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
He claimed he's never done drugs that I loved it.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I also have the Brooke Lure which she was like,
I loved him so much in what movie?
Speaker 7 (50:07):
Like he wasn't was that she thought he was in.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
And she's like, he wasn't in like Lost Boys or
something like that. Okay, so then so then so then
there go so she's she's They go to the Pacific Amphitheater.
They see casing the Sunshine, but it just keeps going.
They had the thing, they had the chat. She was
so fun. He goes, she goes peg is fun, She's fun.
She's good for me, he can't dance, she's so fun
(50:32):
and and then he goes he he was like, I
could she can spend the rest of my life, Like
I could see the rest of my life loving her.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
It was so cute. Great, yeah, perfect date. It was
so cute.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
What is sort of a double edge store because it's
so loaded with fun things to do? But we all
know how taxing all day.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
At the fair, so it's like it's hot.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
It's hot to do on a first date. You can
kind of get away with it on a but.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
It's just like, and you're hot.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
If they get together, they'll go back to the OC
Fair to remember how it was when and halfway through
the day, he's gonna be like, my my fucking.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Feet, Yeah exactly, it's not fun.
Speaker 7 (51:12):
Not a van to go rest exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
So then we're gonna go. Should we take a break?
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, we'll take a break because the episodes are so
short that yeah. I don't know about you, but things
are getting so hot in here.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
I think I got a take. I'll pay your break.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
Okay, and we're back. So Paul's flying out of the
Burbank Airport. What are you excited about there?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I'm going up at the Burbank Airport. I'm excited about
Guy Fieri's restaurants.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
I love Guy Fieri's his frosted tips.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
They're not even the tips he frosts down to the scalp.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I mean there's no cake. He's all frosted. Okay, wait,
you just asked her.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
Have you been to the Guy Fieri restaurant on Hollywood
Boulevard and our guy all across the street.
Speaker 5 (52:02):
From a Beaver Records?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
I haven't yet, but I guy the Chicken Guy.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah, well the chicken guy, it's called the Chicken Guy
is good. Have you been there?
Speaker 1 (52:12):
His eyes look excited about it.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
I love hate relationship with Guy Fiery obviously, every single
episode of Diners, every single restaurant that he's ever been to,
and I cannot. I get guy poisoning every time I watch.
And it's worth it because but I respect.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
Him for what he has done.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I don't think that we would all right, Paul, how
do you feel? Because you love it too?
Speaker 3 (52:41):
I love well. I The genre of restaurants that he
goes to are exactly the kind of restaurants I like.
I like hole in the wall places, mom and pop places.
If I go anywhere and they have like a signature
dish and it's like obviously non corporatized place. I'm like,
give me the signature dish. I just love it.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
You guys would be why go I if I go
to it. If I'm in a city, I look up
the restaurants that have been on and.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
They're good.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
I didn't know this. I we're all learning. We're all learning.
By the way, so many people messaged us about their
birds for the treviary we got and I will find
them and I'll read them later. But we had people
were and they sent us why, okay, I'll read you.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
That's important.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
And I really enjoyed. I really enjoyed. Like here's the one.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
My neighbors are bird people.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah, that can be tough.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
They I owe an email to this person they had
like they've actually changed the migration pattern of birds Los
Angeles because of like what they've done.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Well our winter last week, Shasta O'Neill, I owe an
email to she her.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Have you gotten a sleep crown?
Speaker 5 (53:56):
No? I I no, I have not.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Well because she was she wants because she's won so
many times, she wants to donate it.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Oh, do you.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Maybe want if Julia here it is. Oh my god,
I want to post of the week before. A few
times it felt amazing winning against myself officially peaked. Julie's
been so kind of generous. I want to send me
a sleep crown. I want to donate it. Do you
want her sleep crown?
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Julia Walla would like this? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:22):
No, no, Julia, Juliet is the owner of sleep crown.
Oh oh yeah, so you can keep it for yourself. Yes,
do you want a sleep crown?
Speaker 5 (54:28):
I would love us, so, she.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Said to truly, I enjoy the chance to tweet at you.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Winning a sleepground is just the delicious icing on the cake.
On a side note, just like guys, hair my traviary
would be a cockatoo. That yellow mohawk crest is giving
punk rock bad boy Billie Idle circuit eighties vibes, and
I'm into it. It is dangerously excited.
Speaker 5 (54:52):
So cool.
Speaker 4 (54:52):
Does she listen to the Williams episode Patreon Show that
we have been doing for quite some time?
Speaker 2 (54:57):
I don't know. Okay, she should just she should? She should?
Speaker 1 (55:01):
Well now, so now you can thank shast O'Neill.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
She got you O'Neill.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah, yeah, roseat Yeah, the paton is so fun.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
I did realize after the fact that I spoke in
haste and I panicked and I didn't pick the right bird. Okay,
honest I said an owl, which was generic.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
First, I was like, this is, if you're going to
be in a throttle with a bird, who's it going
to be.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
It wouldn't be a threutle. I would hook up with
the wild parrots that live in Pasadena and fly all
over northeast Los Angeles. Why they're great because they're beautifully green,
They flap like absolute berserk madmen. Yes, and they're they
They annoy a lot of people that I think needed
(55:43):
and I think that me and them would get in
some glod trouble.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (55:46):
My favorite is when you look up in the tree
and they're so hard to find because they're green, and
they're in the green tree and they're like, for.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
All y'all, they're lowing.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
I want to also just say after the podcast last week,
I was talking I was talking to Kate mccoochee in
my front room, the blue room about the experience writing
the musical and my mom and a fucking hummingbird came
and like was like in the window for like three
(56:15):
minutes when I was talking about no Joe, it's been
she's been really noisy.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
Yes, I have a hummingbird feeder and I have had
it for many many years.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Did come visition and it is.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
The most amazing thing. It is so simple. It's hours
of entertainment. Okay, and as often happens, I have had
a male hummingbird take it over and he's been there
for years. They're very aggressive and the only way other
hummingbirds get in is when he's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
He's a nightmare. Man's plater. He's like a seven year
old man that feels like pushed out of Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I liked.
Speaker 7 (56:56):
I was just going to say that I have a
hummingbird feeder out from my little office and there's also
a lemon tree. But it's really cute because sometimes you
see it just put its little beaconto the lemons.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
My lemons.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
My lemons get eaten there. Every morning there's this ripped
to shreds lemons.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
On the ground. I need to grab some.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
You can take take squirrels, I think squirrels and hummingbirds.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
Okay, Corse squirrels, squirrels, squirrel squirrel squirrels.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
Girls.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
Okay, so and I also have a bunch of possums. Okay,
and we're back.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
So so Nicole.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
It starts this idiot, but she's doing it on purpose
because she wants to be at the villain.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
She goes, she goes, she's not hiding the fact.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
She goes, she goes, I'm not dating mel I'm dating America.
This is giving you exposure that you have never had before.
We are like the housewives status.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
We're gonna get I believe she called herself housewives. Out
of your mind.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Anyone was watching this, We're the only five people watching this.
No one is watching.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Nobody remembers them.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
A year later, I don't and I run a podcast
about it. And then her line about I carry So
then she goes, she goes, on the last cast was
not great looking. I would love to be a spokeswoman.
I want to move up and be more of an influencer.
Speaker 7 (58:12):
Why would you say that about the cast that was
so rude?
Speaker 1 (58:17):
Why on the looks of these beautiful women that were here?
Speaker 2 (58:20):
Fuck off? She turns Every woman in America just dating
has turned on her.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Can I just say I a woman that does not
have girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Is you?
Speaker 1 (58:34):
You have to have people that are like, I'm a
guys girl. Well then then you're gonna be Nicole. Yeah,
why don't Why don't you have girlfriends? Why can't you
have girlfriends? Because you do and you're great to the guys.
The guys love them. They're great to the guys. Have
you ever tried. There's so many of them out there.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
I hate.
Speaker 7 (58:51):
I have a hard time when people say that to
me because then I'm always like, there's something off.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
You can have friends with both sex.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
I have friends of us. I mean, but my friends
right here? Okay, So then here we go. So then
she goes, she goes last cast. So peg goes, I
just want to meet a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
That was such a great response.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
It's so cute, like you, dear son, he's your hair
playing all the angles, and I just want to date somebody.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
He walks in, she kisses him, Nicole, and she goes,
we're the power couple. You know, you and I We're
a power couple, Katie Levie, and talk to me about
all these statements.
Speaker 6 (59:22):
I just I thought she was so mean. I just
thought it was so mean to be like and insane,
like you're right, like she wants to be the villain,
but to go and say that and like I want
to be You're dating America, like it's not about him
to say like we're better looking, Like that's so rude.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
And what did you think of PEG's whole day? Do
you think do you think she's gonna win? I don't
think I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
But she could be the bachelorette.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
If she would be a great bachelor.
Speaker 1 (59:48):
So I note, doctor Banana is gonna if you keep listening,
because doctor Banana is going to send a dispatch on
her thoughts to Katie that she's gonna put at the
end of the EPI. Okay, so then the nurse she's
so they do the photo shoot Sexy at every age
from People magazine. He was horned up to be a
great Everyone looked great. He looked great, They looked great.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
And you put in that scenario with like to be
fond on while these people are being printed, and then
it's bathing sea directed.
Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
It's just like in July on broad Beach, that's the
horny place.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know Mel Gibson and I
just cut the tension with a knife. M Carol, do
you think I feel like she was playing up the towel?
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
You can't wear a towels, Yeah, towels cover more than
the bikini.
Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Yeah, she was covered unless she was afraid that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
It was going to fall. And then she her tatas out.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
But you don't buy it, Paul doesn't buy it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
No, this is where I was like, this is when
I was clocking her gamesmanship. Yeah, just like continually drawing
attention to the naked under this towel. It's just like,
we get it, we.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Get it, we get it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Good naked too. Now I'm thinking of you naked, right
of course?
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
She purpose all right, Carol, all right champ here, yeah, Carol,
of course you think she is.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I think Sidy.
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I think Cindy's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
So then so then with the nurse, Jerry goes being
over sixty, like she's just like she just feels great,
and she feels great. Carol is like they were also
all dressed like their Baywatch. She goes, I'm not sexy.
I'm not that girl. This is out of my comfort zone,
that's Carol. And then we have Debbie the Parker posey
(01:01:33):
horn horn dog. She was weeping because she got to
be the bride and she's never put on a bride's dress.
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I was like, you're wearing a white silkier.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
It wasn't even a bride dress. It was like a
white sun dress.
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Were you guys aware of her? Was it VHS or
her Beach Body show?
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
My girlfriend was yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Oh she did have a.
Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
Now that you're saying it, yes, there was that show
where she like worked out on the beach.
Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Yeah, it was Beach Body or something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Yes, okay, well she was so choked up to be
wearing It was the veil.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I think the veil. The veil did it. The veil
did it. And I have to say they look great.
They looked great. I love that golden bouquet.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
It was romantic, yes, and that they had chemistry. Their
pictures were intimate. They felt like a couple. They looked
in love. It did feel cosplaying in the best kind
of almost like making a vision board of like here
I am as your bride on this beach wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
It was It was sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
That was an interesting, like producer choice to go. Let's
take the woman who's never been there, it worked.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Dealing with some of the most Here's what you need
to know. He was a producer on bride Zilla's for
like eight years, no.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
What not eight years, but four years.
Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
I chipped my cat to you, sir, so I know
what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
There's moves like this are so manipulative of Debbie, like
really fucking with her head, putting her into physical space,
and like picture yourself like this here. Honest, it's going
to make you want it so much more now that
you can see it.
Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
I'm also just going to bring up because I said
I was going to make it and I forgot to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
But on.
Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Bachelor in Paradise when they made the pineapple drink.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Oh my god, I mean, are you going to do it?
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Yeah, I meant to bring it. You made it. You
made it. Remember I said I would do it next time.
Did you forgot? Did you I have at it?
Speaker 9 (01:03:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Okay, okay okay, And I thought I show you here.
It is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
She's reminding herself cool by the way, it's her after
action item. You need to know that Whitney can do everything.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
I've kind of been picking up clues on this. Whitney
kind of curious, not suspicious.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
She could baked. She gave me banana bread. It was delicious.
She can craft like she's a good business woman. She
can see up to people like without getting.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Rattled like a weirdo.
Speaker 9 (01:04:02):
And so.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Great dresser, great dressers today.
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
No, let's she can stare the Levi's did you do
something to did you do these collab with toy stories?
Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
These are great?
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I want to see.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Oh it's got the woody pass.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I can't see. I can't you got a backup?
Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Wow, those are cute.
Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
They're really cute. A great cut too, Those are cute?
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Wait can we get a picture tattoo? What guy did
you first reveal that to him? Was he delighted?
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Uh? I know exactly who it was. Well, you know,
I did have a little thing with him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
But when I was June eleventh, nineteen ninety one, Hershey Park, Pennsylvania,
I was front row.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
He jumped into the audience and started picking out with.
Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Me, why who is wait?
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
So I'm like picture it.
Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
June eleven, nineteen ninety one, Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, front row.
Wow skid Row opened the greatest night of my life,
you know, And then he jumped up on stage and
he pointed at the security guard and he pointed at me,
and he goes get her backstage, and then they wouldn't
let me backstage. And I'm actually okay with that because
(01:05:24):
I think I was probably too young.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Tippico. Yeah, he was her. What happened? What happened to
mister so and so?
Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Global woman assaulted by Jeff mcgagan.
Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Also she kissed Wow, so she kissed back amazing.
Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
Yeah, I mean it was ridiculous because like my best
friend was next trying to take his like necklace.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
He always says that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Everybody was like trying to get out of it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Everybody was at him.
Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
And then then I got slashes bandana and I pulled
out a piece of his doinger hair and I have
it in doyer hair, curly hair, curly black hair, and
I put it in I have it in a scrap book,
a scrap book and it just slashes hair and I
have his Can you frame that?
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Can you frame? Can you frame that place? How is
this not framed?
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
How is it not framed?
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
This is Whitney's prime.
Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Was like any any googly eyes from Sebastian Bach, my friend.
Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
Well, thank you for asking Wow a cup at me
which I caught.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Okay, okay, okay, I want you and I still have
that cup.
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
And I got three different No, this is not even
to try to compete, but this is I got three
separate from three separate show three separate drumsticks from the drummer.
Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
Of Okay, No, no close close close it but anyway, I
don't care to. But anyway, state of fans, a station
of emotion, my Sounder, Blue Traveler travel.
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
I mean, that's awesome. Shows Jelph McKagan jumping into the crowd.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I mean it was Wow. She knows the date.
Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
I saw the Who a couple of weeks ago at
the Hollywood Bowl and Slash and Duff sat behind me.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Did they kiss you?
Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
But I actually they sat like this the entire time,
radio silence, But they were like this.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
They were having a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
You're having a good time both like old friends from
high school or not high school, but.
Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
Right from the I mean they were teenagers when they met.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Wow was a good kisser, he was, yes, did you
have tongue?
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Do you know he's long?
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Was the kiss?
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
It was a good amount of time, like two minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
It was that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
No way, I don't think it was. It was enough
long enough, that's fun.
Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Jeff is also independently wealthy from Guns n' Roses because
he managed his money properly.
Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
I invested in real.
Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Estate and barely not have been in on the early
days of Starbucks.
Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
Yes, he has a fabulous wife that he's been married
to forever.
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I feel like she came along right after. Is a history.
We're having a history. Listen safe if.
Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
You watch record Junkies or rocktails with them and Tappa,
this is all we talked about.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Okay, well, this is okay. We're gonna keep going here.
You know what I love because we still like have
to give three ad breaks for iHeart. And I was like,
sometimes I watch He's and I'm like, oh, it's forty
two minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
How we're gonna do? We do like ten hour episodes
on forty two minutes, and I'm here for it. I'm
here for it. Okay, We're gonna keep going.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
So Carol So the nurse, Oh say so Jerry the
nurse he's horny for He's like, are you gonna give
me a CPR?
Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
On the bed?
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Like he was so horny for Jerry Carol goes, I'm
not sexy. Debbie's weeping. So then she goes, I missed you?
Did you miss me?
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
So they did a wedding photo Mel and Debbie they
have chemistry, yeah, And then the pin up girls.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Jerry was the nurse.
Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
He was so into it. Carol starts spinning out in
the towel. Nicole goes, I know how to make love
to the camera. What an idiot who says that? Nobody
says that I know how to make love to the camera.
Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Such a mistake. She's playing it so wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Like you're not even a fun villain.
Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You don't want to don't tell us what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Just do it. Just do it, bitch exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
So then Mel and Cindy they start doing the photo
and he just starts making out with her in the
middle of the group as they're going he's horny for her.
Tell me tell your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Paul rolling around on the ground that he first.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
So they won Best Chemistry because he just started making
out with her in the batch of like five people,
and then they did From Here to Eternity. They're horny
for each other, which I like.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
But she's really she's hot.
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Do you think they're contacts?
Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I didn't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Wow, think about it? Is everything is anything real?
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
No? Gee, they're they could be cun you don't think
so because she's gone. I think that No, those are real.
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
She's gorgeous. And her hair it's like a it's like
a shampoo as Yeah, she's going. Okay, what do you
have to say? When he started making out with her
in front of four people next to him, there were
a couple a.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Couple of people stole kisses while they had someone just
a foot away from them.
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
It's weird, and it's a little weird, yeh, but you
know it's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Yeah, Broad Beach.
Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
What I like on this show is that they do
tend to, even at the cocktail party, like he does,
tend to sit and do a little bit of time.
Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
With each of us. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I think, Well, it's they cut fifty eight people, so
there's only like one person to talk to. Okay, So
then we have they're kissing on the beach. They're they're
rolling around in the sand and uh and he goes.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Cheers to the boo that's Malibu. Oh my god, that
I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Can I do a quick tangent really fast.
Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
My one of my favorite not so secret beaches is
about a order of a mile from here. You go
north on the pch past Zooma Beach. There's a light
at Broadbeach, which is kind of where they were the
trend because Market is across the street. You take a
left onto Broadbeach Road and then you keep you do
it sharp right onto Broadbeach Road and you drive down
(01:11:17):
about a quarter of a mile or so, not even
half a mile, and you look for a little side
street called Bunny laneane.
Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
You park your car there.
Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
It's free parking, and you look for a sign that
says La Choosa State Beach, and that is the staircase
that goes down to this beach. Wonderful beach that's also
part of broad Beach.
Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Yes, wow, but it is.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
It takes a little bit of effort to get there,
and you feel like you're on vacation.
Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
It's so great and you park in that like neighborhood
there just looks so pretty. Yeah, and it's a great
beach and not many people know it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Katie, Katie explores the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Okay, great, so then we also go.
Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
Interested though, I like, you know, the rest of the
beaches get so busy.
Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
It's a good one. And if it's low tide, you
can walk north to Monador.
Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
From the mat is a great beach. So then he goes,
and then so he goes cheers to the boot that's Malibu,
and then Carol goes, do you realize there were a
towel for you?
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Again? To your point, he's gonna have something to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Carol's diabolical, and I think that's what makes her a champion.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
You got to become a champion exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
So then so then she goes, I'm not used to
pursuing a man, and and then she's like, but she
she goes, you're awesome. And then so she kissed him,
and then he kissed her back, and she was like,
oh my god, I have a crush. Meanwhile, so what
do we think of that? Their kiss didn't look as
good as the other kiss as he's had.
Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
It looks like a dry kiss.
Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
I don't think there's as much passion there. But I
think she's she's two in her head.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yeah, she covered the kiss. Oh yeah, that was yeah,
And I thought, interesting, it's not just like you don't
want to show my tongue going into his mouth on television,
because that's like, I've never I've never cut someone's mouth.
I guess them no matter how.
Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
It's like the judge on an Iron chef and they
cover their mouth like you don't cover your kiss, Like
that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
See middle aged people making out a lot on television, you.
Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Know, I have seen past middle aged Yeah yeah, later
later like Golden Ear, Golden gold.
Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
So then so then there's talking about the crushes and
Debbie says, my biggest crush was Elvis. I like, And
then Carol says I had two crushes, Ted Nugent and
Andy Gibb.
Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
I love them. I don't give yes, I don't know
who Ted NuGen is.
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
You know who Ted NuGen? Well, you don't know who
Ted NuGen is because.
Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
You know a picture?
Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Yeah, who is the MotorCity mad Man?
Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
I don't know who it is.
Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Cat's gradch fever o.
Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
But Andy, so let's just say he his politics took
a very severe turn many many decades.
Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
Agokay.
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
So then Debbie pulls him aside and she goes, which
I don't know why she needed to say this, She goes,
your dad's.
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Black, right, my mom was at Very Gordon's wedding. Yeah,
it was so.
Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
I was like, why what difference does it make that
his dad is black? And she didn't say, you're from
Detroit Motown, not your dad's black. I've also met a
black person. That was I went to a black person.
Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was you. I've met a
black person once.
Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
We have that in common. It is so wild that his.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Dad is black. Yeah, okay, okay, you don't buy it.
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
No, no, If he says so, I'm not going to
tell him his dad's not his dad. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Okay, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
So then he starts kissing everyone. So so Nicole wants
to become a health coach.
Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
She cannot stop.
Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
She just keeps like putting her but in her mouth
and and then okay, we're gonna take a quick break
before this. It's our final break, because Robin starts to go,
somebody's gotta tell.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Him, somebody's got to get into the Lemon squa. We're
gonna get into the Lemon squares and it for the
money for their grand followers.
Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
And we're back. So Robin grabs a bottle of wine
and she's like, I gotta go tell him. I gotta
go tell him. So they started by making lemon bars
and and all the girls are pitching in, people are
being sweet and uh well, so then Nicole grabs the
lemon bars. She walked up to go to this That
(01:15:44):
felt like producer fake to sit in the sauna with
a sheet mask on her face.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
That was such a complicatedly edited thing that we tried
too hard. The whole thing was not that deep.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
And it was too It was too it was too produced.
Speaker 9 (01:15:58):
You think.
Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
They said to her, you need to go some ten, like, yes,
you've made.
Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
This, probably I would give that like a fifty to fifty.
Did She was in her mind and going, now I'm
going to take the living bars that we all made
together and I'm going to give them to him. That's
people do.
Speaker 7 (01:16:13):
That, But are people who are ye? I came up
with the idea to do it. I like, yeah, The
only thing I didn't do is bake it myself. I
didn't turn the editing of it.
Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
All you saw was whisking. There's a lot of steps.
Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah, there's a lot of steps.
Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
And we saw that she did the whisking and did
she do it? And then we saw her in the
hot time. It's like this.
Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Is so she walks up with the bars and he goes,
I put more Oh so she she goes, She kept
saying to the cameras, I put more work in that.
She's in the jacuzzie, in the and the like with
their mask. Then they play beer pong Prune Juice edition.
Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Oh that was degrading.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yeah, I agree, really hated that they did Prune Juice.
So then the bike in it, the biker.
Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Chryld goes, there's always people have the Disney princess fantasy.
She kept repeating, Yeah, she goes, you turned me into
a princess last week, and now you're my prince. I
finally found my prince, and I want to take that
journey with you.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
You showed up.
Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
In your Bentley and then here's the prince.
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
It's like okay, I was like, we just live in
the past.
Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
Ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
It's like, what is happening. I'm going to be like
a little girl rescued, Like what is happening? You're a biker,
you have like thirty one awards.
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Also, by this point in your life, you should realize,
like there's no such thing as prince and princess, like
you should have learned that lesson. Yeah, it's a fancy Yeah,
we're all just doing the best weekend.
Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
The ice was at the OC fair ruined the day.
Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
We're all hanging on my throat.
Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Yes exactly, Yes, like I just watched the fruit vendor
on the beach get arrested, just thrown enough. Come on,
there's no more princess, princess, just like you're.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Handsome, yeah exactly, Yeah, and he's tall. They picked a
good looking guy, I mean that's why. And you know,
they and theory, they picked a good one until he
opened his mouth at the so then so then Nicole,
she goes, pucker up. But in order to get it,
you gotta let a lemon bar and he goes, well,
she goes, she goes. Everybody says that we all made them,
(01:18:28):
even though I made them, And he goes, well, this
is solid. He hated them. He hated them, This is solid.
Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Is this crapty you guys?
Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Yeah exactly, He's like, my mom made them so good.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
But then he said, but then he said this. You
know what, Nicole, she's all about me, and I like that.
That was a really brutal statement. Brendan, she's all about
me and I like that.
Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Two hours ago, Katie said, I think my heart's gonna
get broken. I feel like Nicole is going to break
America's heart because I feel like she's.
Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
Going to win.
Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Oh, I thought, I feel like in terms of like
you look at life like quarterbacks and cheerleaders.
Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
And uniforms matching and Orange County of it.
Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Yes, she has.
Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
The most Laguna beach possible.
Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
We had that dialed in from from the beginning.
Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
I ped, oh, no, I was just going to say
that when she did her first like one on well
not she didn't have the one on one, but she
won the time to spend time with him. All she
did was like peg him with questions and didn't even
really listen to the responses. So I thought it was
really interesting that he thought that she makes it all
(01:19:45):
about him, because I actually thought she's asking questions, but
I don't think she's hearing the answers to.
Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
But he liked feeling interesting. He didn't care if she
listened or not.
Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Yeah, she's a snake, dude. She's got into him that
that's what he needs to know. This is not a
two way street. Go with peg.
Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Yeah, and then she goes, she goes we should jump
in with our clothes on. That'd be great for great TV. Dude,
by the way, he did it last week. But when
he done it at the end as well, they all did.
Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
They jumped it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
So then so then his first person that he gave
the roads to was Debbie, who's the Parker posey. Then
he gave it to Cindy. He caught Jerry.
Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
That was heartbreaker, and he.
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Said, if it was the first impression rose all over again,
I'd still give.
Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
It to you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
It's fuck you. Then, why didn't you ever want to
hang out with me after? Yeah, you made a choice.
Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
You made a choice.
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
It was a weird one.
Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I didn't like that, and that it's the Orange County
matching uniforms of it. All that there was. It was
very unikely.
Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
I liked in the very beginning when he did his
first round of picks like it was such a diverse
group of women he chose and I really liked it,
and I thought, oh, here's someone who's actually going to
give attention.
Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
To it's all white and now it's all white, which.
Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
If his backstory is true, he grew up in a crazier,
more diverse world than I get. Yeah, for sure, you know,
and so I thought Jerry was going to go.
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
I bet she could.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Yeah, at least I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
What did you think, Katie?
Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
No, I was really surprised and disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Get me, like, come on.
Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
And also she was just cool.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Awesome and he just had like a horny time with
her on the beach.
Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
I know, I don't like that, but they did like
they had.
Speaker 6 (01:21:38):
It's crazy there's only six people left.
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Yeah, I was like, like, what.
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
A short They said this was halfway the halfway point.
Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
It's like more than that, Like, I feel like there's
only like four episodes least.
Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
I bet you're right because there's only been four. So
if there's eighth, this would be the halfway.
Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Okay, So we need who do you think are going
to be the top three? And from lowes to highest,
third second first.
Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
From lowess to highest. I think it's gonna go Debbie, Cindy.
Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Nicole Okay, wait, Debbie Cindy Okay, so no Carol m.
Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Oh I could switch out Carol or Cindy.
Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
I feel like Debbie's going to be in the top okay,
and I feel like I feel now that Nicole is
gonna win.
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I think you're right, I think I think I think
Carol's not going to go all the way because she's
not horny enough. And I think she's going to win
be Bachelorette.
Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Yeah, okay, Okay, what do you think, Paul, I think
that it is going to be peg as the bottom,
then Nicole, and I'm still pulling for my girl Carol.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Dude, by the way, we hardly knew you, Diane can.
Diane is such a star.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Diane the Diana of the group.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Okay, what do you think?
Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
Three two one, Whitney, I think he's going to go
to He's gonna go to uh fantasy suites with Nicole
because he wants to bang.
Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
Sure, and then Carol and I think I think Cindy
is gonna win. I do, Okay, I think Carol's going
to be the Bachelorette. Okay, Katie Money three two one
and Bachelorette. I think Nicole will be three. Yes, I
think she's gonna make it far, but she's gonna shoot
herself in the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
He's going on a banger.
Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
And then.
Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
I think I think Cindy. And then I think I'm
like torn between Cindy and Debbie.
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Like I feel like.
Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
It's a tie in my head. I don't think Carol's
gonna make it anymore, though she keeps.
Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Ye like, but she do you think she's been the bachelorette?
She could be the bachelorette?
Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Yes, definitely, Okay, So who's gonna win?
Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
I kind of think.
Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
Cindy right now? As of now, I have.
Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
The exact same. I have the exact same. I think
Carroll's bachelorette. I think agree with you. I think Nicole's
going to poundtown peg, but.
Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
We actually don't. We also see a glimpse of somebody
self eliminated.
Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Oh yes, I wonder who that is?
Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
So who doesn't have the heart to hang in with
all this? And I think that Cindy has already let
it go, let it slip that watching him courting each.
Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Other women, she can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
She can't handle it. So I think that Cindy is
gonna my guess all should.
Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Do it also because she wants to have the fame.
Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Oh yes, yes, remember Braiden lest Our King Branden we love.
Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
I do feel bad for Robin, and I think that's
important for reality people are hoping to get on reality shows.
You can't serve two masters, Yes, you can't be pursuing
love and pursuing justice. No, this isn't about that.
Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
As you get cut, you should just be like Nicole said,
some fucked up ship.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Yeah, as you.
Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Get caught, as you get caught, as you get cut,
be like, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
She's not here saying she's not dating.
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
You're right, you can't marry you both. It's one of
the others.
Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
She's just trying to grow her brand. Be careful, That's
what I would say.
Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Yeah, and that's like, then you're getting every clip, Reil.
They're gonna definitely go to you in the recap episode
because you spoke the truth.
Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Okay, I'm gonna read. I got a DM that was
hard for me. Oh from a listener named Vaughan. Usually,
I have a lot of fun with your Bachelor podcast,
but the one from October third last week was so repetitive.
The girl with no pedicure wasn't on the show last week.
So why are you still talking about who's your question marks?
Why do you keep repeating yourself about how your parents
(01:25:25):
how vague about your parents breaking up?
Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Exclamation point? Maybe you were wasted on this episode. Next time,
Next time, each person have the paper with women they've
selected for a villain, et cetera. It's a time stuck
and no one remembers who they voted for anyway. Sorry,
Like I said, I usually, here's what I want to say.
First of all, I was not wasted. I had like
a like a millimeter of water, like I fucking would say, no,
(01:25:50):
not even Here's look, here's the deal. We talked about
things because you guys were our draft picks and we
hadn't heard what you thought about. So that's why we're
talking about them, and that's what this podcast is. So
if you don't want to hear that's how when people
talk like over that it could have.
Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
Been having a bad day because they listen to it
all the time and then they chose to write this one.
Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
I feel like it's more about them that they were having.
Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
But it's also like I I'm going to tell my
these are the stories I have. So if you listen
for ten years, we've done for ten years, there's going
to be some repetitive stories because this is my life
and like, you want to reveal some of yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Can I say?
Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
And the greatest thing about spending time with comedians is
that they do repeat stories because each time they do
it gets.
Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Better and better, and they well, there's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
There's also new listeners that didn't hear about, like the
Champion stuff that was like helpful for some people and like,
so you know, if you didn't like Traviary, you got
Treviary last week. It's not always going to be brand
new stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
She must not want to fuck a bird.
Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Yeah, I feel bad for her.
Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
I just hear someone who hates fun.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Yeah, I mean that's there's other podcasts that are that
are shorter and are more succinct. And this isn't just
this is about the hang Yeah, this.
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Joint man just it was just like.
Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
I just feel like, you know what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I felt like why it bothered me is I feel
like I got my wrists slapped for I was exhausted.
I was exhausted and like I you know, yeah, I
had a sip of whiskey I've never had.
Speaker 7 (01:27:29):
As you know, I listened. I didn't think any of
you are wasted.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Nobody was anywhere near waste.
Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Like, but I'm also if I was, I'm allowed to be.
I'm I'm a grown ass woman at my home, not
driving anywhere, so anyway, But no, it wasn't. It just
was like I just feel like slapped for doing what
I do and that was like then maybe it just
felt bad to but like it's like shamed and lengthy.
Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
No need to weigh in.
Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Maybe it's not your coupan. This is this is what
I talk about. I'll probably say it again. I don't
want to second guess.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Like, I'm real tired. A lot of the time. I
don't sleep at night.
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
I have insomnia, Like literally I'm on like medication and
I still don't sleep.
Speaker 7 (01:28:06):
So you know, listen, here's the thing. You're dedicated to
doing the show. You were in an emergency room overnight
and came in and did it. You've had insomnia and you've.
Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Come and I did it the day after my mom died,
day after I did the day after my dad died,
you day after your death.
Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
I've never missed an episode you on the floor. Yeah,
which is why I think this is such a great podcast,
because of the fact that it isn't just about the Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Friendships are made.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
You know what, I want to send her a sleep crown.
Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
We send her Brenda's sleep crown. You can do that
you want, Okay, if you want the Sleep Crown I think.
Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
I think.
Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Okay, we're gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Love the podcast. That's why.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Okay, we're gonna sit.
Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
You'reright, we're gonna send her Sleep Crown message us your
mailing address, and we are feel no hard feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
We won't send you a pile of poop and we'll
send you. Yes, we would like to send you to.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Sleep Crown and a joint.
Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Yeah yeah, okay, great because that really hurt my feelings.
I texted Katie and Anna and my feelings are really hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
It's just like when you're so so. I felt like
I got slapped for the stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
That's just me being me.
Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
I was like, okay, like, won't be me. I don't
want to It's like my dad came back to tell me,
don't be you.
Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
You know what I mean. Sorry, Okay, here's okay, and
we're back. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Thank you for walking me through that, and you know what,
we all have bad days. I was like, it wasn't
my finest hour.
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I was tired. Here we go, here's it, here's here's
here's a post.
Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Okay, tell people what they're gonna Oh, well, that'll be
for the review of the whatever you want, but we
can also, so you're gonna get a sleep count.
Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
And what book is coming out?
Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Audrey and Emily have finished the third in their installment
and it's called Anne of Avenue A. It's so it'll
be the third one, and so we're giving away that book.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
It comes out in two weeks and so everybody should
order it.
Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
Yes if you can. It's Audrey Balzza and Emily Harding.
And the book is called And.
Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Of the Avenue A.
Speaker 7 (01:30:03):
That's so cute, and it's and it's a trilogy. It's
a trilogy, and it's of Jane Austen.
Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
So cute, and it takes place in New York City.
It's like a sex in the City means Jane Austin
a fun beach read.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
They are such fun reads and like characters from the
first one or in the third. And it has been
an option, so it's I think of the next one.
Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Well, you know who just want it. We only got
one review last week, and they're gonna win it. It's
going to mama dudey, I much needed something. My my
phone is cutting it off. This is my favorite podcast
and truly the only reason I still watch the Bachelor franchise.
I am in a struggle with my physical and mental
health and today has been particularly sucky. However, seeing this
in my feed made me smile for the first time today.
(01:30:45):
Five exclamation points. Thank you so much for making the
show and giving me a much need to pick up. Well,
guess what, Mama duty, You just got yourself a book.
You got yourself Okay, great, so here we go. So
if you want to you can. You can go on
Apple Podcast, leave our review and you'll be in the
running to get win a book next week. So now
we're doing sleep Crown and if you want your own
sleep Crown. Julie has been so wonderful. She just sent
(01:31:07):
me the mini body pillow. It's incredible, incredible.
Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
How many are we I got one?
Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
How many bodies? I'll show it to you. It's like
a toddler.
Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
I'll show it.
Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
Good for me.
Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I don't want a big one because my house is
small and it's me and middens.
Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
I have to say that I've gotten them for friends
and like I had a friend the other day was
traveling overseas and had it was like, I'm bringing my
magical pillow with me.
Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Oh my god, do I can I guess and not
say out loud who I think this friend is? Sure,
it's it a fancy person.
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
She's pretty fancy. It's a girl.
Speaker 7 (01:31:42):
Okay, okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Was saying with somebody else, someone who loves stationary stores.
Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Well, okay, that person loves theirs and constantly.
Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
I mean, this person is an American treasure, just no
American treasures like he loves it.
Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
He loves it. This is wow.
Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
I don't know who that is, but I love it.
I can't tell. I'm so blind.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Okay, here we go. This is this is a great submission.
Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
This is just manuka, it's cut off, but this is
I'm just gonna let you read it. He goes, here's
my submission for tweets a week.
Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Fuck Nicole.
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Colon.
Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
That is perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
That's a tough horse to be.
Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
Yeah, that's right out of the gate.
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Is a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
It's like when you're watching American One.
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
So then mad of Corey Maiden's.
Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
Uh, you can tell mel is a former NFL player
because he looks like he bought all his skin tight
Rose Ceremony suits from Shannon Sharp's tailor.
Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Yes, we did not talk about his camouflage. Tuxedo that
he wore to this black camo.
Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
He got taken over by a stylist. Some stylists don't
want to ring.
Speaker 7 (01:32:58):
When he had the V white shirt and then the
sort of like netted white sweater.
Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Over the top, you could see the V. Yeah, the shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
That was not a good sixty eight year old man.
Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
So then you're on a sixteen year old girl that's
a good life.
Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Then we have one from missus right girl without a hat,
Nicole unveiling her master plan. What character is that from
a Pixar movie?
Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
That's groove?
Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
Okay, So grow is holding it says, we pretend to
like mil we get Richard famous.
Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
We admit we're not here for the right reasons. We
admit we're not here for the right reason. It's just
so good.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
That's so goodin Vessia, the picture looks like grew.
Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
Here's another one. This is from Shannon Shannon Muddler. It
wasn't until the rose ceremony was cut short due to
explosive diarrhea that the producers realized just how bad of
a choice.
Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Prune juice bombless.
Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Iconic. That's iconic. So those are the ones in the running.
I'm gonna say they're so good. We definitely Nicole. But
are we gonna do Prue? Are we gonna do Prune
juice pong?
Speaker 6 (01:34:04):
Okay, okay, here are final two we have from Jesse Maruka.
Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
Here's my submission for tweeted the week. Fuck Nicole spelled
properly or a whole please or It wasn't until the
Rose ceremony from Shannon Muddler. It wasn't until the Rose
ceremony was cut short dude to explosive diarrhea, that the
producers realized just how bad of a tweete Prune Juice
Pong was.
Speaker 9 (01:34:34):
U?
Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Or fuck Nicole?
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Fuck Nicole?
Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
God, I'm gonna go Prune Juice?
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Oh my god, I'm doing Nicole. Okay, I've got a game.
What will it be? Oh my god?
Speaker 10 (01:34:49):
Okay, I have to go. I have to go, I
have to go. The winner is Jesse Maruka. Here's my
submission for tweeted the Week.
Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
It did make me laugh out loud.
Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
Send us your mailing addresses podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
Yeah that was a good joke.
Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Okay, Brandon, would you like to thank you so much?
What would you like to promote?
Speaker 9 (01:35:16):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Look, will you accept this Rose Patreon covering some fun shows,
but of course rocktails with them and Zappa. We are
live every Friday night, taking your phone calls at A
five five six one, r O. C. K. Nice and
Andy Richter coming on the show next week. And then
of course brand new record junkies, Me and John Ross Bowie,
who you might know from The Big Bang Theory. He's
(01:35:37):
starring in the new Big Bang spin off with Laura
lapkis friend of the show. Yes, we've had so many
great guests lately, Amy Man, Moon, Zappa, Tom Lennon from
Reno nine to one, amazing, Steve ag from Peacemaker, which
is the finales on tonight.
Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
As we were so good, So many great guests, the same.
Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Who's also on Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Just a bunch of nerds talking about their favorite records.
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
I played Bryan Postine's sister on Just Shoot Me, and
I was the nerdy dream girl to David's babe and
he was going and they ran at the height of
musty TV.
Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Would you leave Rebecca remain Stamos for this woman?
Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
And I had two red bob with like serial killer banks,
two like knots on my hair of hair, and I
was making a face and I had a Spock Rocks
t shirt.
Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
On Wow Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Okay, what would you like to promote Danky Delmar Honey, Yes,
I want to.
Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
People to listen to my my EP or you could
buy it. There's a few that we have a very
limited pressing of the vinyl if you want to buy that.
And look, social media hates promotion, so it's incredibly hard
to promote anything. So if you're listening, you're enjoying it.
I directed a music video for one of the songs
that's on my YouTube page. It's I think it's pretty great,
(01:36:55):
so check out and then just follow me on Instagram
or TikTok at Paul.
Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
We love you, Paul, I love you.
Speaker 7 (01:37:00):
So I'm so proud of both of you. Okay, Whitney,
I'll promote Audrey's book again. So there's three. There's Emma
of eighty third Street, Elizabeth of East Tampa and the
newest one at Anne of Avenue A and it comes
out on October twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Eighth, And pre orders are really important. Preorder is very important.
Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
I have pre ordered mine. It's not very expensive. They're
like rom coms with the sexy twist.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I like that. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Okay, and and Audrey's just.
Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
A GD delight. Audrey's is the best.
Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Okay, KT money, KT money Levine.
Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
or foster a pet, especially if you live in Chicago,
New York, LA. Right now, those three places are really
really fold but across the country.
Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Okay, I told you I was gonna go. Yeah, Okay,
I'm going to go to the Her name is Vinnie
A crumbson whiskers one hundreds at our Lakfa or sweet
Vinnia has had no interest, nobody's had been interested in
adopting her. All she wants is a loving forever home.
She's so cute, look at her. Vinnie has already been
brave once in her life. She was rescued from a
feral colony in South LA when she walked right up
(01:38:04):
to volunteers with pleading eyes, saying please take me home.
She's curious, spunky, and treat obsessed, and she gets along
beautifully with other kiddies. Behind her playful spirit is a
shy little heart that just wants to feel safe again.
When she knows she's loved, she blossoms in the sweetest companion,
always ready for playtime and affection. Vinnie took the first
step to save herself. Now she's waiting for someone to
take the next step and give her the forever home
(01:38:26):
she's begging for. So here's what I want to say about.
When you go to the Crumbs and Whiskers page, they
do it alphabetically, and I think she's always last because
she's Vinnie. So when will somebody please go get Vinnie?
Can somebody please go get Vinnie?
Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
That's just good business?
Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
Anna.
Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Yeah, she's Anna right now, seriously, Like for real, can
somebody like go get Vinnie?
Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Will you go get Vinnie?
Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Uh no? But uh you know, if we add another
rescue will probably be on her dog. But even that
is it's just so expensive too.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
I'm just saying she looks so she does look at them.
It's like it's like the second page down in the
middle on Instagram, on crumbson Whiskers.
Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Are you looking at her? She's so strategic to cats,
but she's so cute. She's so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
She just looks so sad and nobody's interested in her.
I need her to get adopted by one of our listeners.
Please please, Okay, you guys, Okay, don't forget our Patreon.
We're doing the Charlie Sheen documentary and Secret Lives of
Mormon Wives to get to know our fun lead bachelor.
Oh my god. When I went to Dancing the Stars,
I saw a bunch of the Mormon wives. Secondly, I
also saw Hilaria Balden I said this last week, and
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Alec Baldwin. And I also saw Chris Jenner in her
new face, and I saw Andy Richter, and I saw
John Knoxwell, Chris Jenner chef's guess. It was incredible. The gangs,
the gangs altogether, you know my usual gang.
Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Do you want to Mormon Wives?
Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
No, not yet, Whitney, you have to hop on with us.
Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
Okay, great, So we're up to episode four of the
New the first season one.
Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Yeah, because we're getting to know, Okay. And then and
then I have movies that you can buy and online.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
We have threesome.
Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
I have almost popular, and then I have a You're
of the Fox, and then don't forget Rache's Gemstones, and
then get ready, you guys in January. In January is
free Bert. I'm going to be a leading lady finally, finally,
and it's so good. And I finished my musical and
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we want to do it in the springtime in New York.
And I'm working on it and we have a killer
cast and I'm manifesting that. So get ready to book
your flights to buy tickets in advance. It'll be the
spring of New York somewhere and I'll be in it.
And I started taking both waste lessons today and I'm
continuing with my dance lessons for the eight year Old's fun. Okay,
until next time, Thank you all so much. Brendan Paul,
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our friend Whitney, KT Money and doctor Banana.
Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
We love you. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Until next time. Monay is art, I mean goodbye mate.
Speaker 9 (01:40:52):
Oh yeah, we're going to get all tonight. I think
it's so good.
Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
I just got one up question.
Speaker 9 (01:41:02):
Fringer, Would you accept this roll? Would you accept this roll?
Listen to your word? Would you accept this rolls into
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your world?
Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
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