"SPRINKLES & JACOB ATTORNEY AT LAW!" w/ Brendan Smith and Our Friend Whitney

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio?
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the party. We got a go go dancer. And I
think you're gonna like what you see, ladies, because you're nails.

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That is fun and FESTI Valentine's Yes, so cute. You
guys went to Frontier Town. We did. That's so cute.
We did. And I'm still dressed like I was there.
I'm dressed like I'm on Winterhouse. Hello and welcome to
another episode of Weeks that This was. My name is
Arta Marie, coming to you from my bougie garage in

(00:44):
Los Angeles, California. First of all, before we get going,
we have huge news for the podcast, literally huge news,
Doctor Banana. You guys, it's official. This is who's doing
our live show April sixth. We're going to Saturday. It's
two hundred and fifty seats. Sell this fucking thing out.
It's it's basically in five in five weeks, So get

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your tickets, Doctor Banana, and are gonna be there. I
mean you guys, everybody, She's gonna let us know his
dog dog dependent.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh, you're right, we'll bring the dog. We'll get an
airbnb this dog friendly.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Show at two pm daytime so we can go out.
Aaron Foley is coming, Our new friend Jess is coming,
is gonna come, Jack Keith is coming.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Ladies, Jaquis is coming to the shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
And then we also we know we're gonna do you
know in pool when you do swim classes and you
have a noodle buddy in the pool, So get your
noodle buddy, like where you have to make sure you
haven't gone underwater. So we both hang onto a noodle.
We're gonna pair off the bros with a person. We're
gonna have a bro noodle buddy. So far we have
confirmed and have spoken to on the phone, the King
of the Bros, our King, our icon. We love it nectar,

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you guys. He was adorable. Aaron is gonna be there,
James and Aaron is going to be there. That was
the phone call. It was incredible with Anna and I called.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It was quite normal, I mean like he was.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
He was gracious. He called back. He missed the college
callback right away. He was excited about it. He might
be listening to this podcast. He had listened. He was excited.
So then we so we asked him who would be fun?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
So we trapped him, so he trapped him.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So he's officially and he's got to be there. Another
noodle buddy in the pool. Another brutal buddy. Do you
remember from the COVID cruise ship. He was on Rachel
and Gabby season. Logan who got kicked off logan Logan
has confirmation he's coming.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
He was one on Paradise who like he dated.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Padise for somebody I can't remember, but he's coming, you.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Guys, Orange County right.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Probably seems like it also coming. Also confirmed, we have
Tyler from Rachel season, the one who worked at the
boardwalk and Tyler, Katie has a crush on I feel
like been engaged a few times of Paradise. He was.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't think he actually got engaged, but he left
first with Brete Copy.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Britney, Brittany Brittany, and then last year he paired off
with somebody.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well this year he was with Mercedes and then had
the like no spark conversations.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, so he's coming and.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The animal they they saw raccoon.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, so we have we have me doctor Banana jeekis,
Aaron Foley, Jess Ambrose. We have Aaron. We've never had this.
We're going to the belly of the beat. So far,
we have Aaron Tyler Logan, and I'm pretty sure. I'm
pretty sure we have Bryden and Christina Man.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We're sending them videos every week to come.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Let's just make the flyer and put the flyer up now,
but we'll do a video today to see if we
can confirm them. We were sort of waiting to see.
But we want to sell it out so that we
can so that we can prove that we can come
to your town, that we could do these. So it's
two hundred and fifty seats. That's a lot of seats.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
What's the theater.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's at the mic Drop Comedy in San Diego. You
can get your tickets on Rosepodcast, dot Vodka. You can
get them at under Live shows. You can go to
my Instagram, Arta Marine, m y r An, go to
the link tree and there's a link for it. You
can go to mic Drop Comedy in San Diego. But like,
bring your friends, tell your friends. We want to sell

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this thing out. It's gonna be and I believe that
Brandon and Christina Mandrel are gonna come? Why would Manifesting
San Diego n Nashville, But they would they would be
the king and Queen of the prom for us. Yes,
they would be the king. They could bring their child.
I don't know, it's daytime.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, San Diego is is Nashville, West.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, So that was just big news. And I just
wanted to say, because it's only five weeks away so
we're doing it, that you can come into the show,
if you can fly out that night, you could stay.
We're probably gonna go out in San Diego that night.
You can go out with us. So, like I'm just saying,
this is We're not doing another live show this spring.
This is it. So if you're waiting for another one,

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We're gonna do one later in the fall during the
Golden Bachelorette in Brooklyn at the Bellhouse. But that's gonna
be like over seven months away. So this is it,
and this is the time. This is the time if
you want to come have your spring break and bro
diego get your I mean, I don't know what else
you want from us.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I mean, it is so incredible because I feel like,
just like when you are Katie on the other week.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
You learn so much. She good.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Let me just.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Introduce Let me just introduce yous here. First of all,
to my right. We love her so much. Can I
just say, you're the people's princess. You came in you
are a clutch performer. We were like, there's hold the
Whitney Hive. Rise, Whitney Hive, rise up. If you're a
Whitney Hive on the go on our instagram Whitney Hive,
rise up. You speak for the people. You came in hot,

(06:12):
You are an incredible listener, You are an incredible viewer,
and you are an incredible friend. My friend Whitney, Our
friend Whitney. I I considered myself a part of the
Whitney Hive, and I feel like I'm rising up. I
think you'd created.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'm also on the Whitney high Yeah. We have the
first two members and a hundreds more.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
We also have the treasure of the Whitney Hive. They
share a love of heavy metal. He and his Whitney
Hive friend. He has facial hair and mutton chops like
no other. He is the host of rock Tales with
Ahma Zappa. He is a host of an amazing podcast
called The Brandocastle, I've been on Jerry trainor's been on

(06:53):
Pageant Brewster Rob Benedict. So if you can go listen
to our episodes Ladies and Gentlemen, our friend member of
the Whitney. I have Brendan Smith from a.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Sonic Hamburger commercial edition. Wow, they wanted this. I was like,
this is what I dressed like every day.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Would you that that's why you're dressed like that? Or
just because what was the character? Nineties guy there that
tracks that tracks?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, I'm skeptical, but I'm willing to try it.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay. I saw a nineties guy in the AT and
T store a couple of weeks ago when I was
having probably there was a guy who's like, I don't
I you know, I don't believe it. He was very analog,
He's nineties guy. Also with us is the incredible production team.
I feel like we lost the person that was angry
about the production team years ago for the newer angry person.

(07:44):
There's some people who it sounds rude. There was an
angry review about and the production team.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It was like, what did he say? Like they introduced
one hundred people and then they also have to introduce
the production team, the.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Production Yeah, they're like and they were mad with the
amount of I guess they were mad at how much
chatting we had. It wasn't listen to the show. It
wasn't a bachelor talk.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's like just give forward whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, so the angry they were mad at the production team.
Ladies and gentleman. No rain shall fall on the production team.
Miss Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitt's me I Reen,
jose Y Levine, Welcome to the program, Doctor.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Banana so much.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
And the Queen of the Pets, the Queen of the Kingdom,
rescuing all fostering all of the animals, Katie Money, Katie Levin,
how's your how's your foster doing?

Speaker 5 (08:29):
He's doing really well. I have to say he is
quite a delight. He is a little gentleman in the house.
He's learning to be better on walks. He's like really
like he's a quick learner. I mean he's just really
like a good dog. Like in the house, he kind
of just mirrors what you're doing. So I'm like, let's
get up and play.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
He's like, okay.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
If I'm like I have to sit here and work,
he goes Okay, oh my god, this is I have.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
To that's just like Mittens well here with her little thumbs. God,
she was out of control. Here's the thing. When she
wants me up, she wants me up.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Bitch, were you been gone?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I've been gone and my cats.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Are wild when you're gone. All lady is plot.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh I love this. I love this. They are fucking extra.
And it's literally like she'll she'll just take everything and
throw it. She will take everything and it's all feed her,
all like cuddler. It's it's like, bitch, I said, it's
four twenty wake up, you know, like, why are you

(09:34):
not up? It's four forty two in the morning. Get
the fuck up. It is brutal. Okay, let's get going.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Here we are so here.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
We are in Jasper, Canada. Gorgeous. We're in a park.
Isn't albert Berta, Canada? I know, Katie love that gorgeous?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Doesn't it look like where they filmed Virgin River, which
I don't know if anybody watches that, but I did
look it up.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't know what that is. It just it's a show.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
That's she show.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's done.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
No, No, she's she's the other one.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
But it's on Netflix. But it all takes in this
exact area.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Virgin Place. It's like Melrose Place. Yeah, it's all virgin,
but it's virgin and it's a river and Reab is
the house mother.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Virgin River.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Okay, I love this but anyway, it's so beautiful. Okay,
when I watched the show and then I was like,
I need to go to this place.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
We need to go after we go to Bardiego. So
Lexi left last week because she has atomutriosis and he
wants to take too long for I actually feel badly
for the guy because I will say does overall this episode,
he to me is the most eligible Bacheler we've had
in a long time, just in that he's like a
nice guy. He's a handsome guy. He's a kind guy.

(10:46):
He's sweet. He's like and like, these women are like,
I'm not sure I'm leaving. I think, can I tell you?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I had a whole deep thought about tell me you
know how your whole point is, don't point out like
your flaws. Yeah, he constantly is telling them that he
has she.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Doesn't have champion energy. He doesn't have the champion.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Energy because you know, I adore him I think he
is the hottest thing out there, the best looking bachelor
they've had. Everything he does I think is adorable. But
I was like, he's putting down into all right, he's
giving loser energy.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
He's statute because he's not.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
There's no ounce of all. Yeah, everyone has.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
A no not Zach, not Zach Zach, but.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
But many have had.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But here's the thing whereas this is where I.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Think they all didn't start with it, but then they
got into the machine and believe their own hype. He's
the one who's not believing he's right.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
This is he's normal. He's like being too normal.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well, this is also where his uncle came in last year,
but his cock block came in last and was like,
it sounds like this is something larger that he's like
really struggled with self doubt and I'm putting on a
beet face. And so maybe there are two. Maybe there's
quite a big doubtful sigh.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
He's a tennis player. Have you seen those tennis docks
where you're like, none of these people are well.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well, usually those guys are assholes, usually tennis players.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, there are the fucking worst as a person deep
in tennis. Los Angeles. I can tell I've been screamed
in my face by numerous men that are much larger
than me, going where the fuck were you?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's a country club sport. Yeah, so a lot of
those guys grew up with cash.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
He doesn't seem like a rich kid. He seemed like
somebody that was like city parks.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
City parks, municipal tennis. There's a difference. But remember when
we first met him. Yes, I think I did the
Early Bachelorette podcast, Yes, came on, and I was like,
I bet that guy. That guy's so handsome. I bet
at his resort in Hawaii he is fucking playing it
with the old ladies. Yes, right, that he is like
just swimming in it. Yes, post lesson.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
But I don't but I don't think that anymore.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I also don't see him going for an older woman.
I think he'd I think he'd be so closely be like,
thank you missus Anderson, all right, we'll have a good, respectful.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
But hot second wife of rich guy who's at the
resort whose age.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Appropriately I don't see him, actually, but I don't see him.
He's so I feel like so moral, like he has
a strong moral foundation that he wouldn't with somebody's bride.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
But he's and by the way, he's a good dude.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
He's a good deal.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
The self doubting. It's like, hey, welcome to the human
rights that's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I know, but you're right, he's lacking champion energy side not.
I realized what we put a pause in, and I
wanted to come back. How great was Katie Thurston?

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Well, I was just going to say, here's my little.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
As a lesser Whitney Hive stand oh, rise up the episode.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
When you had the Jared episode, I didn't think could
get any better. And then you have Jim, Jim and
Garrett together and I was like another Gara trying falling apart.
Then I was like the Katie Thurston, I just have
to give you guys, to quote you a chef's.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Kiss on thank you.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
How I had so many questions about the process and
what happens on the show in the background.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
And I'd be like, oh, they're not asking this question.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
But by the end of the podcast, all of my
questions have been answered.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
What was the most interesting thing to you? It was
that Yeah, that she dayline.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I thought it was really interesting how she said she
wasn't able to really pick who does the one on
one Yes, but that it's more of like negotiations, negotiation
and the negotiation. Also, I was thinking too, thinking about
how when she mentioned it, like she was only in
New Mexico and how exhausting it was for her. But
I was like, these people have had to fly from

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la to Malta to Spain, Montreal and now the Jasper
and you know that they don't get down days or
any of this thing.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Right, that's a lot of jetlag. Jet You've done a
lot of toys like.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
That, and you're going the wrong direction. That's the wrong
way your jetlage back.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
They've been zig zagging, which normally they don't zigzag. They
coming back. The coming back, that carrying back was weird.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
But I was like that that way back, if they've
kept going like through all, yeah, that way is the
easier way to get through jet lag.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
The way that they have gone is the hardest going back.
Just keep going, you just want to, but they going
and they stop scotch. But I was like the exhaustion.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Then they have no phones, they can only talk to themselves.
I was thinking, that's why these men are as twisted
in their head as they are. Well, okay, so we're
gonna have the overarching theme of this episode as we
go forward, just the thesis, the statement thesis of the
episode is our Joey is not leading with champion energy

(15:55):
correct and he's it's the faked to make it. Don't
tell other people your flaws and or even just tell Jesse.
Don't say it to the women.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Tennis lesson.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
So if you never have the temperature kind of grind
on me, I'm so obsessed with I love.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Jesse is an opportunist. It's smart of him to get
these lessons. And while he can't, he's so cute.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I can't believe how much I've completely followed for just
doing this. He's forty five now.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I would be his age. Would you be willing to
watch a college football game in the fall with me? Esme?
Because he's very good?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Obviously obviously I would, yes.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Obviously, Joey being just this like very good normal guy.
Sometimes I don't know if you guys have noticed his
first he will not let a tear drop on your face.
You will wipe that tear. I like that, sorry to
build and he is there to like it. It's like
a quick windshield one.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
But then, also, have you noticed when he's listening, he
does this sort of thing and he kind of looks
like like a puppet.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
He always looks a little bit on the verge of tears.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, he's always like, no, I thank you for sharing.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm going to get Brendan. I'm gonna get Brendan an award.
I'm going to give you a podcast award. You are
the first straight guy that's come in this season who
is mad enough to say, actually, I was wrong. He's
a good every guy's like no, he knows that he's playing.
He's good, Like, I believe this guy is really hanging
on by a thread and it's not the stead. They

(17:31):
are all like, oh, they all think there's some ulterior thing.
I don't think there is.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't think there is either. Because his conversations, he
likes to have real conversations. Yes, he likes to trauma
bond a little bit in a kind of like an
appropriate way, not like a really dark way.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Jerry and Gareth don't agree with you.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Well, you know those guys. Those guys have a different
point of view than I. I'm a little bit older too, Okay,
you look great those guys, but I'm still older than.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Those nineties guy. You're the sonic guy. You're the head
of the sonnet.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I peaked in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
But wow.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
But I really think that his he likes the therapy that.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I want to be intentional. I'm going to be intentional.
I feel really more minutes.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
You have ten more minutes, You're okay, get it all out.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I feel very seen. Katie Levine, do you agree with
this thesis? No, I do. I think he's I think
this is really like.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Bad for his mental health.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, want to say to our new listeners, to our
new listeners, here's the thirty second thing. My friend I
was coming out of the pandemic. I was divorced, my
parents had died. I was going on dates and I
and like the reality was who I am in my soul.
I was okay, but I didn't I was scared and
tender and I didn't know how to present myself without
feeling like I had so many giant red flags that

(18:50):
were scared of that were not actually to do with
my core. But we're like so like me. I didn't
know how to go on dates and like present myself
in a manner that wasn't horrifying to somebody new. So
I started playing tennis so I had something to talk about,
and my friend, who was way better than me, I
would like apologize every time I got something wrong. And
her New Year's resolution for me was, let me just

(19:10):
challenge you to never say, oh, I'm sorry, my backhad
is bad, because She's like, the second you say that,
then we don't trust you. We believe that your back
hand is that. We believe whatever you tell us is
wrong with you. We believe you, and you're giving us
arrows to shoot you with. She said, every time you
want to speak against yourself, just tell yourself, I'm becoming
a champion. And that's how I put Humpty Dumpty back
together again. Everybody has changes, everybody has things that are uncomfortable.

(19:33):
Everybody's in the hallway. Sometimes I feel like a lot
of people right now are doing that. And so Joey
is like a really lovely guy. We all have things
that are assets or and straints and things that are
maybe not that are a little more tender for us
or that we're not proud of. But it's like learning
to like that you don't need to tell everybody everything
to talk people out of you.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
The other thing, I was one since I think this
is well, of course I'm all for being a champion,
but do you also thinking too, because he's the first
one in a really long time who was like second
runner up. And I know that they that they don't
because it's too like it's too a turnaround.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
He does seem necessarily hurt by Charity in a way
more than other people have that felt like, oh, I
like he seemed like he really liked Charity well and
like he got down on one knee and he was
like bro heart was broken solid, and.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Everybody else only made it to like, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Interesting for it.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, they didn't actually propose and like that might. I mean,
I think he really has this deep seated fear of
it not working out, his feelings not being reciprocated because
of that, and it's showing and it's like, as we learned,
this show is stressful for the for the leads, really stressful,
and I mean it's I think it's getting to him.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
All right, Well, we're going to take a quick break
and we're going to come back and we're going to
get into all of it.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
But bounds.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back here.
We are. So, Lexi has left, Jesse and Joey are
playing tennis, Maria is freaking out. Daisy gets a one
on one and she goes horseback riding. Jen starts crying
to Maria. Daisy is riding and she's not sure this

(21:23):
was interesting to me. So basically they go there's an
outdoor hot tub. They threw their jeans over the screen.
She wants unconditional love. She wants somebody to meet her
family because she's worried about her health. Understandably, this person
has been on a fucking multi year multi illness. Like
many things, limes disease, like all all sorts of symptoms

(21:45):
have happened. You know, I don't know if it's all connected,
but like hearing loss, well, hearing loss and then let
and then like like like fatigue, like everything limes diseases.
Everyone in my hometown has it because there's so many
fields and ticks, and its brutal and if you don't
catch it early, I mean, can it can kill you.
We can devastate your nervous system. It can put you
in a wheelchair. Is brutal, so, so she just needs

(22:07):
an unconditional love, a love that you can't live without them.
And she's said to the camera up top that she's
not in love with him yet we know that at
the beginning of the date, she's hoping she can get
in love of them. But she's good deciding to tell him.
She's gonna tell him at dinner. And she's not in
love of them. Why exactly, Well, you know the producers

(22:31):
are making her. It's gotta be you have to tell
you so, her families are most important. So it's how
she wants to see how he interacts with them, if
they really like him. And so then basically it has
to be in sickness and in health. She needs the
sicknesses and how she starts crying. She's so excited, she's falling,
but she lets him know she's not there yet. She

(22:52):
likes him. Okay, here's a I just like now we're
already adding to an insecure guy. Le he has left.
Daisy is clearly a front runner. She's like, I'm not
in love with you. I'm not even falling in love
with you. I like you, I'm not even falling. I
have a theory that maybe the tears are at the

(23:14):
enders that he picks Daisy and she says, no, be broke.
He would he would, like I hope, I.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Think good.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I mean, what else could it be. I feel like
he wouldn't be on like Live with Kelly and Mark
if that's happened. Yeah, there's been so many but he's
not booked for that yet. He did no, No, I mean
he would do it now, but he contractually has.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Remember their master editors, the editors of the show who
sit in their.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Booth they I mean, as the executive producer of Bachelor
of Silver.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Lights they are and it's all in the edit. Okay, okay,
so we've got tears. Yeah, but we know from the past,
from went on seasons of this. But but they're so good.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
At But Colton jumping the fence was what it looked like.
It was exactly what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
The twist of the lead up we didn't know.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yeah, it wasn't edit him literally jumping a fence like
what I mean, like they just don't.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Know what the lead up to that is. And now
I'm starting to be like, maybe he marries two women.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I mean, what do you think about the Daisy date?
The Daisy, I'm not in love with you. The horseback riding,
the hot to the outer wooden hot tub, I thought,
goddam hot hot tubs that we first saw better not
be the same one with Luke and Jojo.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
And they have one hot dog hot Talk and they
shipped that ship all or all.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Remember Somebody's Baby a podcast? I thought they had a
podcast Oka.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Recently, so I thought a couple of things. The horseback
riding date looked beautiful, but they didn't seem to speak
to each other all. They just kept talking about how
beautiful the scene.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
But they're not riders, and I find being on a
horse quite scary. I'm not a rider, and I'm terrified
when I'm on a horror Okay, But he didn't seem
terrified and she didn't. And she also might not be
able to see his mouth moving, like if she's ahead
of him and they're outside, if she can't turn and
look at his face, she probably can't hear him, but.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
He could hear her talking about how beautiful the location was.
I felt like they just had very like surface conversations.
And then that odd song that I was like, where
did why is there this song in the middle of
this horseback. Yeah, but then when they got together in
the weird it's weird, right, and then listen, I think
she's being truthful.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I think this.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Again, He's being so honest about how he feels. I
feel like she felt like she could be in it.
But it does worry me that he's picking people in
his final four that are all ones that haven't said
I'm falling for you or have like flags like Maria,
and then he's sending home the ones that seemed to
be all in human nature.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I'm gonna go another way. May I go another way
for it? Because anything, because this is such an absurd fast,
it's such an absurd game. Anyway, Yes, and anytime someone
can somehow communicate while the cameras are rolling, while guy
has a boom mic, while Steve the PA is over

(26:21):
there taking notes, while you're talking like the whole like
you've got eight people around you in a way to
be able to communicate, like I'm not in love with
you yet because I just met you, because we've only
known each other for a couple of weeks. But I'm
I'm I'm in this game. I'm in this game, and
I think if I continue to play along, I am

(26:41):
gonna get there. That's what I heard last night. May
I say, my significant other, Julia Wallaf love her.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Gorge.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
She watched for the first time this season with me
because she knew I was doing the podcast, and she
it was instantly drawn to Daisy because she said, oh
my god, I quit watching this dumb show because they're
all pageant winners.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
A normal girl. Yeah, this is a normal person. Have
they been casting normal people for a while? She was
kind of blown away, and they really like each other.
And then she said, just just going by what I'm
watching now, and then she watched the rest of the episode.
She says, I think this girl is a front runner?
Am I right? And I said, yeah, I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I mean, look, it's also attractive when somebody disses you
a little bit. I hate to say it, mother nature.
You don't want the shore want you want to be
like so so she's so you're to Julia wall have
watched just.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
And just by going from what she watched and not
you know, not falling into like, oh, please say I
love you and please say I'm falling from She went,
They're kind of a match. And I like her because
she's a normal, regular person.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
She's really sweet and I agree with you, And it's
interesting to me that the normal regular person, like again,
just to for all of us out there becoming a champion,
like just by like that, that that shines throughs, Like
that's the beautiful one, you know what I mean, Like
just by being a regular person, not the extra extra

(28:11):
you know, pageanty over, not like just by being a
real gal.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
And if he feels a little flawed, yeah, he might
like playing on the Island of misfits.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Oh yeah, Because I was saying too that he, you know,
had no issue you know with the what's the Androtrios girl. Yeah,
but I'm like, that's a scary thing to say, like
I might not be able to have children. And he
was like, I'm in I really care about you, And
here's a girl who's like, I don't. I can't guarantee
my health to be the way you might have issues

(28:45):
with children. I think that he is such a lovely
human too.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I loved Joe in love with him. I want to
just keep one more shout out how much I love
Matt James and Rachel. I watched their fucking real just
chowing down two gorgeous people did eating buttery food left
and right. They are so fun to watch on Instagram.
They are so happy and cute seeming.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Do they make you as happy as Craig and Page
make me? Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, I literally not even the amount of I think
about Page. To me, Page is the ultimate becoming a champion.
Page would never speak against. I saw her the.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Other day.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Where what was that the People's Choice Awards.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
She's gorgeous, so gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I was like, you know, supposed to be working, and
I'm like, is that Page?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Is that Page? And I'm like why why?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I was like, I was like, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You're at work, You're chasing around twenty year old reality stores.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I tell you the gift of that award show. I
was like, this is my oscar. It was all of
the house.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, we're all there. My god.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
I was like, everywhere I turned there was a Vanderbult there.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I was like, I was telling you.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Wasn't Garcel hosting a pregame show?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Arcell was there? I saw her walking around me. It
was I mean, when Crystal got out of the car,
oh sorry, when Erica Jane got out of the car
and you had to walk through like a security like yeah,
she just like powered through and they're like, go back
through and she just turns her head and walks around
and her ponytail was flopping and she goes walking. She
looked fabulous. I was like this is And my friend

(30:34):
was there and I was texting him like you're missing,
and I was just sending pictures of Amada and we
were like, this is our oscars.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I could care little. If you want your oscars, come
to Brotiago April six. We've got us, We've got Tyler,
we've got Logan, We've got Aaron and I think we're
gonna have Christina Mandrell and braided. So maybe Okay, So
we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Oh no, they did not. Oh and we're back.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Can I say quickly before we get back into the Bachelorette.
One thing that Whitney was talking about the Bravo Verse,
all the Bravo people being at the People's Choice at wards.
It's like watching The Bachelor last night. For me, when
I did was so jarring because I'm so deep in
the Bravo Verse. Van de Pom Housewives Summer House is back.
On Martha's Vineyard is going to start again soon. I'm

(31:37):
so in it that I've gone from booze and cocaine. Yes,
too nice, and you call it and it's kind of
jarring because every time I watch you r, I want
to have a cocktail.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
We're on Virgin River, right, yeah, you are Virgin River.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I want to see a giant banana with dreadlocks and
being what a beautiful view?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Dread he wanted, he wanted a carnival, but again now dreams.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh wow, I'm a no rain shall fall on Kyle Cook.
So here we are. So do we think that Kate
Daisy is going to self eliminate?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
No, no, because at the end she says she's falling
in love. Do you think that he's gonna propose and
she's going to break his heart? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
That's a hard one.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Do you think she's gonna win? I think she's gonna win,
I think, But for me right now, it's between her
and Kelsey A. Okay, yeah, who's my pick for Yeah,
I think she's gonna win Kelsey A Daisy?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I agree, Okay, I think Daisy is a really I
think that's her doubt, such a good edit.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Though she's bachelor, they want her for Bachelorette. She's two
sections crazy silver.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Remember we said that same thing about Hannah Brown and
she was like one of our best.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
She's doing about Gabby. Maria's first sand on, Maria's first
sand on Paradise.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Is so ready to go down to Mexico.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
And too much. Give us an incredible bachelorette season with Maria, please.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I want that obviously, Okay, destroy and the previous just
let her dad be let her.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Dad her like, what band is the dad.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Universe?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
So crazy?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
He is that German band. He's that like when the
Wall fell? He said, like that I listened to that document. Yes, okay,
so that that was that was deep covid. Okay, So
then it.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Looks like someone podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
So they do the worst group date you chop wood
and the drink elk milk.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
That No, by the way, I would have done such
a good job on that day.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I didn't bother me and I said she would have quit.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well, first of all, I'm like, no, I You're like
would I'm fine with like chopping with but like being
like like the amount of core work that takes, you're
not paying me.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
To be wanted to be there. I do not want
the Elkomel. I don't number Jill. I don't like milk
at all. I'm sure, and it looks really thick and
I couldn't have I don't know. I mean, I'm allergic.
Just like he died.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
No, I was like, and then then then they go
to hang out. I'd be like, no, guys, I'm on
the toilet all night. You can find me there if
you want.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm realizing that the producers fucked up because they really
should have put the rows on the line for the competition.
That's what I'm saying in the group, a clear cut
and let's really push these.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You can hometown hometown. Oh yeah, he has to choose
to hometowns aren't too big. It can't just but it
would have been great. I want.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I just want to up the sticks.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okay. So there, Maria is not Maria is playing the
part of Anna. She is not never been doctor Banana,
and she's the Canadian. She's like fuck this and not.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Afraid to throw the crazy cart down on the table.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
So she's like she's doing a bad job outside. She
was being a bad sport. Jen goes and tongue kisses
him while he's doing his in the moment interview in
the woods, and the girls are pissed.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I love her saying that I don't know why. The
way she goes what the hell just like cracked me up.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
So then Job's hair looked so so fantastic. And then
and then you've got like I forgot who was like
Rachel Jesus got like a clip in her hair.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I'm like, how is she making these beautiful knocks? I know,
like to some people, I know, I try. I tried
to have your hair stay like that while you're chopping,
while you're picking up logs. Mine would have frizzed immediately.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Everything about shot from the day before and the week
before it just looks beautiful and shiny, glossy hair.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
So Jen they go on, they all have their little
group date afterwards, and she's like, yeah, it was really
out of my comfort zone, but my walls are up.
And then he's she's like, look, if I bring you home,
I'm worried, like, are you going to feel more comfortable
with not my family? There's a Vietnamese culture, mom, and
and I've never brought anyone home, and I don't want

(36:25):
you to feel like just like excluded. He's like, I
would love to meet your family.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
And I wanted to meet her family there too, because
I want any cultural conflict to come into I really want.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
That once my mom, we're gonna go down to the
basement and meet my dad.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
By the way, that thing didn't bother me at all.
I was like, my dad lived in the basement for
half my child.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
My parents don't look at each other.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yes, my dad lived in the basement.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Who cares to that? Also? Can I someone tweeted which
reminded me of that, like the fact that like we've
already went to Dean's dad's your d yes, really can't.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, when my dad when he was like Jane's mom
was my favorite wife. Meanwhile, his new wife was just
sitting right there and it's like, why do you like Dean?
You're put together woman, Like why do you like Dean?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Literally eating like mum beans out of mugs.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
You're like, yeah, Jane's wife was my best wife. Carlia,
go get more beans.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
You're gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, we've been we've been to the earth. Okay. So
then Kelsey's getting in her head. Kelsey t it's hard
to jump for Joy just watching him like kissing other girls, Joey,
joe her feelings are really uh strong. Her dad doesn't

(37:45):
know that she's on the show. Do you believe her?

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Do you believe that she really? For some reason when
it's an actor. I've just never believed anything.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's coming out. She's Barbie. No, No, I believe she's an actor.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
I don't believe she actually wants to be on the
show and likes Joey.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I don't think that. But maybe if she's been so
sheltered in this and their religion, like, maybe you're right,
she's an actress. She's on the Bachelor this whole time.
I've just never believed it.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Really, she seems pretty genuine to me.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
I don't know, though, I like her because she's the
only one with the gusts to say I'm an actor
rather than.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, I'm a therapist.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yeah, but I think it was more boom.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Please invite him to San Diego.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
No, yeah, he was screened.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Do you remember what he looked like.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Rachel season?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Big ears and short, dark hair.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
What season He's got to be like forty five by now.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I feel like that was right before the pandemic the
Wao guy.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I need to see a visual of Wa boom. Yeah.
So then Maria is having a hard time hard time.
She's freaking out, she's spiraling. She wants to feel chose it,
she wants to be chosen. She's not cut out for this.
I didn't like seeing you kiss somebody. I'm like, fuck this,
I can't do this anymore. I want him, But she's like,

(39:11):
I do want him to experience.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah boom.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Dumbo.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot Wa boom.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Can we google wo boom today? He probably has like
his ears pinned back. He's got the team.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
You could go after you'd yourself as Wa boom television?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Does he have a child? Is he holding a child?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
In the chicken?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Chicken?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I didn't even notice see the ears. I will say
I did not notice the ears, but I was so
busy being reminded of him screaming Wa boom. So the
thirst is what came through for me.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Goodness.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay. So then Maria is like, I saw you kiss Jen.
It didn't sit right with me. I don't like that
you're like this with other women. I don't know if
I can do this anymore. You are like doing this
with all of them, it felt so good last week,
but like, I just I want somebody to choose me.
So then she storms out and he's sort of pissed.
He's upset he wasn't feeling her. There was the wrong

(40:25):
drama move on her part. She misplayed.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
It's a it's a high stakes gamble to play that card.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, and he was like he was sort of I
think after being told last night by Daisy, I don't
love you and then Lexi leaving, I think he was
like fuck this, yeah, fuck you.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Why don't you want me? He's like, I want to
be chosen too. Also, you signed up for this. And
when she said I know that this is part of it,
and it's like, I.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Think, I think she fucked herself over from winning last night,
the fact that she's that much of a wild card.
So I agree. So he's like, so is this it
is this your mind made up? And then and then
she starts crying and he's like, you know, He's like, look,
I don't know if she can say yes or not.
I don't know if she can get there. He's like,

(41:11):
I don't like seeing you with the other women. He's like, look,
I don't want you to hold yourself back. I know
this is who you are. I want you to be there.
I just question if you, like, are just going to bail.
And then he decides to do no group date ros Katie,
I'm not kissing you after.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
I I mean, I understand like we've all spiraled, Like
we've all just like had those moments where we can't
control our emotions. Yeah, these people, especially are in a
house like secluded. They don't have their phones, so they
don't have their family, they don't have their friends.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Like they and she's a job they can function. She
also had a hard time, Yes, but she she also
did the let me slip it into something more comfortable
and put on like, So she's a she's a fire starter.
I think she just I think maybe she said it
and then like kind of realized, like I'm being irrational
and she needed a ride. Yes, I think I think

(42:04):
that might be a glimpse into what a relationship with
her might be like.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
As someone I'm the person at this table who's attracted
to people like Maria. She is the person on the
show who looks more most like a silver like bartender.
If her if she had as I said, on the
show before she had tattoos in the right places. She
looks like half the bartenders in this town. Yeah, okay,
I love them this way. I like them. I'm just
drawn to it. My entire life. I've been drawn to

(42:29):
people like Maria. Okay, the women like Maria. Yeah, I
had until I got my own recovery and I realized
that that was just a nuclear bomb at all times. Yeah,
and I was never going to have a loving, safe
relationship with the person.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yes, I had.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I had to go through you about six of them,
but there was one that was really big.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
You kind of got a dream version because you have
a feisty, fun firecracker who's not Maria. You got a
Maria without the detonating button.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yes, but also with loving parents.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
That's what I'm saying. You got a fun, sexy, cool
without the like TNT. You've got Maria without the TNT.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
And and the and lots of drama and damage in
the in the in the rearview mirror. Yeah, yes, Maria
has that. Maria wanted so bad for Joey to break
the rules of the show and break the game of
the show and say, Maria, you're my number one. I
am picking you at the end. Calm down.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I think it's Jerry and Garrett saying about him. I'm
going to say about I think Maria is so used
to being so sexy and let me slip that slip
into something more comfortable that she can get what she
wants and she can't. Literally, he's not gonna pull a
Claire and Taco Dale this.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
You know, when when Maria first came on, immediately because
of my own club, I can spot Maria in a
room of a thousand women. I can spot Maria. Now,
I go, oh, there you are, there, you are I
see you. Bye bye, bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Doctor Banana.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Uh yeah, that was an interesting conversation because she definitely
I almost was like, girl, get out of here, go
be bacherette. This is a great way. Just get out go.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
But then but if she bails, she won't be better.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I think that's what. Then she went and they talked
to him. They're like, look, if you want to be
a bachelor, you need to go back out there. You
need to finish this. Let her your dad dump him for.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
You, or you have to go in and go. You
have to have a drive away in the back of
a suburban. Go will I ever find love, it's who
I am. I've always felt too much is who I feel,
too broken to be loved.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
But whose reaction to her was interesting.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
He was pissed.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
He seemed like he was like, I'm not doing this
if I am, actually, what does it mean?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
I liked it. I actually felt it was the first
time he had a little champion energy of having the
little balls of like not running out, don't fucking make
manipulate me like like she was China. I think he
was sort of like, I'm not gonna play your fucking
reindeer games. I'm a bachelor. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
That basically she shot herself on the phone.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yes I did. I think she Ultimately he kicked her.
I am too. I think she's fun enough. I think
he had a nice enough date last week that he
was already planning on keeping her.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
And I think she's boring.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
No, And what Katie said last week on the pod
was that you really sort of know who your top
four are. Yeah, And she said, like, going on group dates,
it's very obvious who they like and who they don't like.
So I was like, he's already got it worked out
in his head. Who the four are maybe she threw
it off, like she definitely threw it off by making
it well.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Maybe also to Katie Thirst's point, maybe it's also like
the ones like Jen would have been so attached. Maybe
he knew that Jen wasn't gonna win and if he
took her home it would be mean, do you know
what I mean? Or like the people that he cut.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Yeah, the Priducers are probably like, look, we need Maria's dad.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Well, I mean we knew cigars smoking.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
And by the way, those previews all the.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Maria's nine times out of ten they got that dead
I nine times out of ten. He's also he loves
to drink.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah, the cigar they intered in with a giant cigar
leaning so far back.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
He's an incredible with the shirt open, in the shoe, polish.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Hair, incredible character. All Right, we're gonna take a quick
break and we're gonna come back right back for Kelsey's date.
I don't know about you, but things a getting so
hot in here. I think I got to take a
pay break and we're back. Okay, do you have a.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Pick a break?

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
We got a pay break. I can't believe we haven't
pee yet on our pea breaks. Do you have to
pay anybody? Maybe, but I'm okay, I'm holding it in. Okay, great,
So here we are. We're on a date with Kelsey A.
I have never picked such an adorable front runner.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Beginning.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I did just based on the ABC website. I picked
her at the at the sketch Fest draft picks.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
To me, he is.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Cool, fun, beautiful, a good sport rounded.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
She's like very normal, but she's a little frazzled in
a way that I find so endearing. And she wears
combat boots with her little dresses, like her dinner dates
and stuff like her She's so lovely.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Julia Wallace, having not watched the show this season and all,
was like, Oh, that's the best person that's been on
the show. I mean even more than Daisy, even more
than Daisy, she said, Daisy, he likes Daisy, Daisy likes him,
but she's more fun, fun and she likes him.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, jump in cold water.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
She's a good sport That was super cool. Actually, yes,
no one, I don't think that the other person who
has to participate in the day, he didn't want to
do this of the day, he didn't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
He didn't want to do it. So there they are.
They're walking around Jasper and side note which I forgot
to mention before we get going, he's wanting to hold
back from Maria. He's staying at the end. He's questioning
everything from her. So that that she fucked up. She
she guessed wrong, and I think she ultimately poisoned her
own well. So Kelsey's on the date. They're exploring the city,

(48:12):
which is much different than exploring like Portugal, like Barcelona,
you know, like you're like, you know, we're in Italy
like me, and yeah, we're literally it's like a it's
like exploring Little Compton, which is like we're going to Wilbur's,
you know.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
And they meet the typical Canadian.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, it's a typical it, said Paul Hardy. Typical Canadian.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I did too.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
He was just a guy like the general stores of
the regular guy. And so they go there's a Polar
Bear plunge and she's.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Like, why I've never seen anyone?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I mean, like, is anyone a member of the Polar
Bear club? No, I am. I believe where I did
it in Albany, was it fun? I was very similar
to her. I was like I want to do it.
It sounds like fun. And and the person I did
with would.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Who was the co host of the morning show that
hated us.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
He didn't want to do it, and he was like
screaming and crying. I had a blast.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I mean, it's cold, certificate, but it's so much fun.
It's like a bonding thing, the certificate.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I've just been doing it for fun and I have
not anything like a certificate yet. Sometimes we just do
it because it's like, good for your circulation.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Jumped off the Manhattan Beach pier.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
You have now.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I jumped off the top of the roller coaster the same.
I'm gonna go here, and I did a cannonball.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Poison water.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Okay, So she's so excited. He he's very self deprecating
again the champion energy is now. He's like, I'm really skinny.
I don't have no meat on my balls.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
He looks good.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
He's got a great body. He has a really good body.
He is fit. Nice.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
I can't wait till we see his crazy toes though.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I want to see those gnarly toes. I bet they are,
of course, And he's trying it like he's like Gandalf,
but like so then so then it's like she goes,
she goes. He's like, he doesn't like the cult. He
actually like really did not want to do it. She
did say the following I'm astatic. I'm astatic. She said

(50:18):
the word is static. I noticed she like.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
She talks like fast, and I think she kind of
just like mixes her words.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
But I.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Do have trouble understanding her. Some people say that we
were not like in a bad way.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I'm just like, would you Some people say ecstatic, and
they say aesthetic. Some people say aesthetic, and she's one
of them.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Things.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
She's nervous. I heard she's adorable, and I also mix
up my words, So I'm gonna give her a pass
for aesthetic. She was adorable. He did not want to
do it. She also was like, we're not just getting
in and getting out. She's getting in, she's regulating her breathing,
she's calming him down, she's talking to him. He's like,

(51:00):
I can't read, I can't breathe, and she's like kind
of grounded him. When I visited Debbie Ryan, Debbie Ryan
has a cold plunge at her house and she there's
a they have like home security cares and there's a
video of like I got in and I was about
to chop out. She was like she basically forced me
to stay in and played one Taylor Swift song and
I was like, I'm not a baby, so I was like, okay, Debbie, okay.

(51:24):
And then they have a hot they have like a
sona right there. That's what you do, you go hot cold.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
It's so interesting because in all of the Bachelor franchisees,
the bachelor is supposed to put his arms around the
young girl where they're doing the action Jackson events, whether
they're suspended.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Between two buildings.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Or they're doing a bungee job of a goddamn giant bridge,
and he's supposed to be honey, we can do this together,
and she's like, dude, I got you.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I loved it. Honestly true. Anybody watching Love is Blind
right now. No, it is really good. There's a really
fun villain, but there's a couple and there's like this
kind of hot big dude that when he meets his lady,
he finds her sort of so comforting that he keeps
snuggling into her chest and going, I'm a baby. I
need to be baby needs to be cuddled. I'm like

(52:15):
what what. I was not here for it. But you
know what, each they're own. Not for me, but good
for her, good for her, Okay her.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I'm just gonna say her body is outstanding, Julia.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
That was her first comment when she took her.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Good for her, damn yeah girl, good here. I mean
the two of them together, she's gorgeous, and she looks
like you know what she looks like, it's just mother Natures, Like,
you know, let's make a good one like mother Nature's like, look,
we could do a genetics.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
She looks you know those crunchy deadhead Connecticut girls. Yes,
that she looks like those girls.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, just sort of like, yeah, I don't do anything.
Sometimes I eat cheetos and then you know, like here's
naturally this. Yeah baby, it literally is like no, no,
I just sort of wake up and go like I
get a little salt water and put on a little
like CarMax and off we go. Like she just she's adorable,
Like you know, once in a while, I'll go for
a walk.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Like it doesn't I could do a walk and I
get a six pack.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Like that. I was always like deep down like yeah,
I come from like people that eat cookies with a
hammer when I was a kid. Yeah did you I didn't?
That funds very boogie okay, yeah, the hour Bound Connecticut girls.
So then so then she was so cute. They go
into the hot the sauna was sexy. That's yeah. That

(53:38):
was a horny sauna moment right in the middle of
town with everybody watching.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
And then felt like a pill commercial. Yeah yeah, out
in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, I can enjoy my
life again.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
I'm lowering a one.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Like the sun coming on and I was like, have
I seen this?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
N really they smelled that little pirl with a big story.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
What what is this?

Speaker 5 (54:18):
And every commercial it's just people like enjoying themselves.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Not a phone to be seen.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
But it's the two claw foots out in the middle
of in the wood.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
That's yells.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
That's the boner that you're right. But now the sauna
they're gonna steal from you. Yeah, we're gonna steal.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
There is already a sauna one like of that exact
Like when I saw it, I started having entast.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
It has like a guy and it's like, man, my
second wife, jon, I don't let my boner down chance it.
She's always making me just do the Polar Bear pos
and then we fucking public and whatnut?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Can I can I give one more jingle? Yes, accidents
or injury called Jacob and Ronny called Jacob.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Can I tell you go? Are you gonna say? Well,
I'm going to see two things. One are you watching curve?
You have a structured sement? I need cash now.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
It's all a curve this season. It's just singing these
jingles and they're stuck in their head.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
It's all okay, eight million, Okay, I've got to jos
from you. Here's Rhode Island. I've got okay, here's the
Rude Island. One. We're the biggest little state in the Union.
Rhode Island, Rhode Island. We're the biggest little state in
the Union. Rhode Island, Rhode Island. Come and see Rhode Island,

(55:49):
Rhode Island. That and then Rocky Point Rocky Boy, it's
so exciting, Rocky Boy, where you can come live? Rocky
Boy invited share our summer time, Fracky Boy. I don't know.
Question about j Wentworth is that l a like?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Are people outside of LA watching her?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Okay, okay, I recovered the women just pulled that out
of her literally.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Stuck in her head.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
It was so because she was like, Okay, so when
I have to tell you the Jacob and Ronnie I
went when Brian and I like first moved in together,
we went to like that HD Buttercup or one of
the places, and all of a sudden we just gotten
spectrum television and that commercial kept coming on, and all
of a sudden, Brian goes, oh my god, is that

(56:36):
Jacob and ron I don't know him.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Child, I've heard a child, a child, friend's child go look,
mom called Jacob driving by a building.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
And I still a Laker game. I was like, yeah,
and he sponsors.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
The games now.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
But I was like losing it because I also just
the I'm gonna this is a bit of a tangent.
But how somebody I can tell you when I first
because again I'd never seen it. He didn't have billboards,
it didn't exist like six years ago. And then all
of a sudden they were just on spectrum. And then
he obviously was making a ton man. He's got all
the signs where injury is upside down, and and I

(57:23):
thought it was a mistake, and it's like, no, they
do that on purpose.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
So you do a second take. It is so incredible.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
When Lebron joined the Lakers, Yes, I started putting up
the hey, if you need a lawyer, give you allue.
Literally Lebron James would call a billboard La.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yes, yes, a lawyer, And I was so smart.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
I loved everything about it, and I just loved him
and his wife like walking around looking at stuff, and
we were like following, so excited.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Jacob, but well here we are, we're.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
For context. He's a he's just like a old born
lawyer in LA. Like, no, I believe he's exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
So they so. Then so then the sauna they go
on the stuff sauna. She goes to her date afterwards.
She's in her dress, she's got her big boots, and
he's like, okay, so who am I going to meet?
I know you have four siblings. And she's like, I
don't know, but you're definitely gonna meet my dad. It's
her favorite guy. Even though the love of his life died,

(58:26):
he stepped up and he took it. I mean the
way she has like her grace talking about it, and
it's like her tenderness. It's clearly affected her. She's speaking
with such elegance, so beautifully.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I feel like in that speech, if she if he
doesn't pick her, I know that speech got her the bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
That's great. Oh wow, wow, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
That's rough for me. I just don't. I think she's
a really cool, normal person that I would be friends with.
I don't think she could be the Bachelorette. I think I.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Think it's Daisy or Maria. I agree with doctor.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I told you.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
My very on Daisy is that I think that ABC
would like the idea of somebody who is like it
is disabled, yes, like, and she's dellastating and they can
into okay, So then we have her dad stepped up
and and her she knows that her dad would.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Really like him. She's just adorable. And then they have
a sexy tree kiss outside. I mean they got at it.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
It reminded me of The Golden Bachelor when he threw
what's her name up against the wall on the hometown
Oh dead horse, Yeah, she pinched a nerve and walk faith.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Who was it? It was something very sexy though. I
love a wall kiss. Yes, So then uh, no cocktail party.
I don't blame him. I feel like, if he knows
what he's gonna do. He doesn't want to feel guilty
getting like so he pulls Maria aside and people are like,

(01:00:09):
I thought there was no cocktail boardy. It's like he's like,
are you are you gonna leave? It's just like, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I get the point that he pulled her aside and
was like are you in? And she's like I'm in
and he's like I'm suspicious, and I was like, Okay,
it was odd.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I think it was his way of being like, what
the fuck? Why'd you wreck it? You know? But then
like why pick why pick her?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
That was lame.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
She does self eliminate.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
I'd be so mad at her because like Kelsey t
or Jen could have had that Rose Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Yeah, but I think, oh, well, it is hometown's next.
I think I keep thinking about when they showed the
preview for next week, your dad. You've got that dad
who looks like a nightmare, and then you've got what was it,
Rachel Rachel the mom right, Rachel's yeah, and then the.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
One dad though, whose dad was that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
New Orleans do?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
He just seemed not child but no, he had strong
cop energy exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
They were both cap He was cop of the Year.
She was cop for me here, Army, He's gonna kill Joey.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
That's what I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
But I thought that's why.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
I was like, Oh, Daisy is going to be the
only one with like the sort of normal hometown. And
that's where I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Thought, and then he cut strong.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
He caught a cop to Santa. Were you surprised when
he called Maria first? I was shocked.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Yeah. I didn't understand after literally how he was just
talking about her in his confessionals that. I was like,
I don't get what's happened.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I thought I was going to keep Kelsey T, not Maria.
Do you think producers made him keep her down her?

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
I think that was a frank edit, but that's why
he kept her. It was a frank and edit. I
think he was saying, I'm really worried. That's why I
wanted to talk to her, and then they im.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. When I was shocked when
they kept when he kept Rachel Rachel, I shocked. Man,
they have chemistry, But what do you think more than
more than Kelsey did they go on?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I just feel like maybe Kelsey T has more, like
on screen Charstmas, we saw her more.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
And then She also was like I think she liked
him more than and she was like Joey, Joe Joe.
I think he was like okay, easy, something about like Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah, that's I said that last night, that I'm just
picking Hawaiian.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Yeah, that's what Jim Jeffery said. I just who lives
in the closest distance to me he moved wants to
move back. I'm sure who doesn't want to go back
to Hawaii?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I was just surprised that Rachel was first, I thought,
because because Jen was also so sexy, so like I
thought he really liked jes so genuinely, Like I mean,
he has nice ladies that are I like all the
women there there and how they were all like I
love you that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
It is amazing, how it was so diverse. Then with one,
I know, we're back to where usually are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yes, I thought I thought that Rachel. Yes, but I
did think the exact same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
This is the most I thought the same thing, like
Final four, Final six that we'd had and then hour
back and hour back, Yeah did you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah, true, I did not notice.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
I was like, oh that's really cool, like it's not
all just white girls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
And the girl from Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. Yes,
it got cut very quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Can I ask who are we? Which hometown are we
looking for the most? Not in terms of like going
to have a connection. Who's going to be the wildest dad?
Is Rachel's mom going to be like are you insane? No? No, no, no, no, no, she'll.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Be She'll probably be like against it because she seems like,
you know, she's got immigrant mom energy, so she's like,
this isn't realistic. Yeah, but she doesn't seem like she's
gonna pop off. I mean, I think the one we
want is Mari's dad.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
He's gonna be He's I think he knows a camera exactly.
I think he knows a camera and he knows how
to play that game.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Yeah, he's like, I have my sprinkle money. Yeah, he's
got sprinkle money.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I'm on tour with Jef Throtoll right now. I have
no time for this fucking nonsense. I got a show tonight,
so drum cad and just get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I'm playing the Montreal Sprinkle Factory.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Okay. I can't wait for Hometown. I'm really exciting. It's
going to be a great, fun season. I love it
because I love him sold too and I want to
get him in here and be like, you're a jampy
and joey your head. I think you're right. Is that
that he was his second he was the runner up
and didn't have enough time to put Humpty Dumpty back
together again. And maybe there's some childhood wounds that are on.

(01:04:53):
But we all have our quirks, but learning to just
stop saying them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Yeah, of course, I will say. There was one moment
where he spoke about his dad and tense, and I
started to panic. Oh, but I think he's still alive.
But yeah, but the way he spoke about that, he
was using past tense language and I was like, wait, wait, noll,
why no.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Please refresh my memory. Why wasn't the father on that
early version of the Bachelorette when it was his uncle
instead of his dad, I mean his dad.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
They are divorced because his dad came out. Maybe his
dad just wants to live a more private life.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Right, I was thinking too, this is the first time
in recent Bachelor Bachelorette that we haven't met other family
members as we continue to go on like we had
the you know, meeting the whole family on the second date.
There were ones where are like, oh, my sisters came
to visit, and we've.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Met his sister and they're adorable.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
I was just surprised that we haven't met more family
members or my best friends came or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Because they're in Pennsylvania, like some weird phillytown.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
There's some there's remember when they like flew down and
they saw the DJ Verzachi Zach and Christina Man the
first date it was at hometown you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Lived in Orange County. Yeah, yeah, it's easy to get there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Well, you guys, are you ready to make your predictions
of the in order, top three and Bachelorette and do
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Michael Bolton was like, I'm too young to be the gold.

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Oh yeah, that's what we're talking about. Okay, Winny, what
do you think in order from third to winner and Bachelorette?

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Okay, I'm gonna say Maria third. Yep, I'm going to
say Kelsey two, and I'm saying Daisy number one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
What's the tiers?

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
The tears are that he had to say no to
Kelsey and felt really bad about it, and because there's
still a rose on the table, so somebody else is
coming next?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
And who's the bachelorette?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Point the bachelorette. I don't think they're going to do
one of the final three in there because I think
that they're having a hard time with Joey, so I
think they're going to go the one with end of metriosis.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Okay, Brendan, three out three? What are the tiers? And
who's the bachelorette? Three to one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Who's three to one? I think it's going to be
Maria number three. I think it's Kelsey number I agree
with you, Kelsey number two, Daisy number one. But I
do think there is a version of life where Kelsey
is the bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
And what are the tears?

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
I agree with the same thing, the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Tears, but the rose on the tas he likes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Both women so much. But it's the editing again. This
editing team knows how to manipulate us. They're so good
at what I call the editing mislead.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Okay, all right, doctor Bbes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
So something Kelsey A said that is influencing my decision
of what I'm choosing is she said, I don't I
want so basically, I want to know that I am
the one you're choosing one hundred percent when you do
sit down and propose. And he said, I won't propose
to anyone unless I know one hundred percent that I

(01:11:06):
want to marry them to me. I was like, this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Could be foreshadowing something, Okay, So.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I think it's uh. I think Maria goes home next episode.
I think she blew her shot with the sort of
manipulation tactic. So I think it's Rachel.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
And then I think something happens between Daisy and Kelsey. A.
So I want to say, maybe he proposes to Daisy.
She says no, he oh godness.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
She proposes to She finds out about it, like something,
and she's like, you didn't pick me one hundred percent
because you said yes to Daisy first?

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Yes something? How bad? Try and convince him to propose
to Kelsey anyway and like something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
And she finds out about it and she's like, I
wanted to be chosen.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
I literally changed my theory every time. Remember last night
text you. I think in the end, he leaves the
ball for Maria. I'm like every five minutes thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Like a producer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
That's why she's a producer. Okay. So so so he
asked Daisy, She says no, he asked Kelsey. She's like no,
She's like wait a second, and then choice and then
but you. But usually the first person out of the
limo gets cut, not always though they back in the day.
Now it's for the last several years. Agree with Katie.

(01:12:27):
Agree with Katie, you wait for the shoes, you go on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
But that's always how they edit who comes out of
the car first.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
But that's what they show us. We don't know of
the orders. Okay, okay, okay. So then who's bachelorette?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I'm saying Maria, Okay, kat money.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Maria is going home next week, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
I just don't think it's gonna work. There's the confident,
there's already the doubts sprinkled, and the sprinkle the family.
He's not gonna help that. Dad is not gonna help, okay.
And I think Rachel's gonna be number three. I think
Kelsey's gonna be number two. And I think Daisy's gonna

(01:13:10):
gonna win. Say that again, Rachel number three, Daisy to
days gonna win. And what's the tears? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
I kind of agree where it's like probably just like
they're faking with us, and he just is so sad
about letting her go, and maybe he you know, maybe
he does have a little.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Doubt in his mind or something. I don't know, but like,
who's a bachelorette? I would like it to be Maria.
I think I can actually see them choosing Rachel.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Okay, we should call this episode doubt sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
In Doubt sprinkles in Okay, I'm going to say for
my although it's gotta be the ad guy, it's gotta
be this the Jacob and Ronnie. Okay, fine, he can
afford enough prom we don't need to give up more. Okay,
a billboard for Jacob at well sprinkled.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
We'll sprinkle some Jacob Jacob sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Sprinkles, and Jacob a lot Attorney's a.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Lot sprinkles sprinkles, Jacob don at law.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Okay, Okay, Okay, So I'm gonna say number three Marie.
I'm gonna say Maria. He wants to have sex with
Maria though yes, I know, I'm not to say that's
where I'm at. I think Rachel, I know, and he's
so insecure about being she might have ruined his bo Okay,
So Maria goes home, ebe we want to have sex
with her. Rachel gets Rachel's number three. I'm gonna go

(01:14:24):
with Kelsey. Number two, he proposes to Daisy. She says no,
m sad, and then the bachelorette is, I'll just say
Maria for fun? Can I say?

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
What if it's that he doesn't propose to any of
them and he does that thing. That's where the crying
comes in, because it's like, I really love you and
I want to leave here as like boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
My only problem with like, I do wonder that, but like,
my only problem.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Is like he doesn't seem that good of an a
are able to hide his emotions well. And we are
seeing him on interviews like with Kelly and Mark, and
he seems like okay, and I kind of feel like
if he wasn't with somebody, he wouldn't see them.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
No, I think that he's still I think the person
says yes, but that they're very disappointed that they didn't
get the ring. I still think he ends up with someone,
but I think that that could be some of the
heartbreak I wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
The Neil Lane ring. Here we are, we're gonna do
our tweet of the week. Uh you guys, how's your
sleep crem Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
My god, I love it more than anything. Uh you know,
my husband uses the regular size one. I use the
travel size one. Yeah, I did, like four months ago.
I bought the insert like THET to add the things,
which is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I know it's fuffy again. I'm gonna do that. Mine
is in New York. I'm gonna bring it back and
fluff it up. It's okay, here we go. This is
from Tracy Williams at Post of the Week. All of
the women here just want what Jesse has alone time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Would that they hang out like a very funny amount
like their homies.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I like that. It's so cute. Melissa Melissa at Melissa
Raven eighty five. Rachel drinking the elk milk for Joey
while knowing she's lactose in tolerant is giving Sandra with
the world's longest on TV fart or run for her money.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
She looked like she was gonna vomit.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Yeah, well, knowing that you're going to be sick from it.
I'm like, what if they said I'd feel like we
can't have anyone on one time tonight, I'm in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
This is right, A girl without a tat few. For
a moment, I thought they were about to wheel Jesse
Palmer out for haunting French version of Ave Maria au revoir. Maria,
this is from LB at Lindsay b Canadian po V.
You're an heiress but need to work as an executive

(01:16:49):
assistant for some other air just to pay your Toronto rent.
Oh my god, Okay, that's for our Mariam. This is
this is just for doctor Banana Laura Jean Johnson words
by l I j IF. I rolled up onto this
group date and the lead was like, Okay, on this date,
you have to go do manual labor and chug Elk's milk.

(01:17:10):
Catch me sprinting back to the SUV to self eliminade
obviously umm. Erica at Erica thirty four viewer Leave it
to Joey to always find the nearest tennis court to
work out his feelings with his mentor and therapist, Jesse Jesse,
Who do you like best, Joey, Serena Williams going Maria Okay?

(01:17:32):
Erica at Erica thirty four viewer Jesse had a birthday,
wishing we had a New Year's eve Ball drops Drop
style countdown to celebrate Jesse forty five hosts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
We do need? Did we just get to turn forty
five without letting us know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Yeah, Chayanne Constant at Trixie Firecracker, Oh Rachel's face covered
in elk milk, gagging and fighting for her life to
keep it down before were turning to Joey and saying
that was so good, baby girl. We all been there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
I say that was the worst part. And the idea
I hate the idea of sawdust everywhere. Yeah, that's why
I wouldn't like that date.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
All right, here's the final two and a banana, a
little poo went away. The ending we'll never see coming
is Maria's dad pushing Joey into Niagara Falls.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Actually, I could see him pushing Joey with a giant
vat of sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Again. And here's the final one. Erica and Erica thirty
four viewer Maria's skirt looks like a bath towel loosely
tied around her waist from descent. Okay, I want to say, hold,
I like, I like Jesse's birthday and Niagara Falls. Okay, Okay,
here we go, here we go, Okay, here, so our

(01:18:51):
top two. Erica at Erica thirty four viewer Jesse had
a birthday, wishing we had a New Year's Eve Ball
drop countdown to celebrate Jesse, forty five hosts or Anna Banana,
A Little Pooh went Away. The ending we'll never see
coming is Maria's dad pushing Joey into Niagara Falls. Happy Birthday,

(01:19:12):
Jesse or Niagara Falls. You needna do Niagara Falls, Niagara Falls.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
I gotta do. Happy Birthday, Jesse.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Happy Birthday Jesse.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Oooo tie, I gotta go Niagara Fall.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Anna Banana, A Little Pooh won away again with lover
Sea coming in Maria's dad pushing Joey into Niagara Falls.
Although I did like Happy Birthday, Jesse, Anna Banana, you
won yourself a sleep crowd. Yes, you have us your
mailing address at rospodcast at gmail dot com. Don't forget
to get your tickets. Tell your friends in the San
Diego area. We did it at two pm on a Saturday,
so you guys could come in, you could fly out,

(01:19:47):
you could come in, you could come hang out with us.
This is oh no, come and coming out with the
bro coming with the this is it. This is the
live show for the spring. This is the one we're doing.
We're doing one in the spring. We're gonna do one
late fall. So this. This is the only West Coast one.
This is it. And we've never done a bro Shaw No,
we've never done. We've never done, and we kind of

(01:20:08):
did it outside Lands and it was one of our
best years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
And you know what, we've refreshed the bros.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
We've refreshed Bros. We're back in the bros.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
New bros.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
And Jakith, Aaron Foley, our new friend, just Ambrose.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Ambrose us us.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
I mean Katie Tyler, Logan Aer, maybe Christina Mandrel. But
that's a great braided. I mean it's like twenty bucks
or something. I forget what it is like twenty twenty five.
I mean it's cheap entertainment in twenty twenty four, nothing is.
It's like just like one burrito Minnesota at that fucking Chipotle.

(01:20:45):
So let's sell this fucking thing out. Okay, I do
a day trip.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
I think I'm gonna are you going to get a
group together?

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
He's gonna call. I mean, look, you got it. You're
too easy, Whitney. Thank you for your service. Thank you
for having me and Whitney Hive reach up. What would
you like to promote on Bravo? What's your favorite show
that you're doing right now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Oh, I am doing Below Deck Adventure because I've gone
through all of the other and then I is it.
They go to Norway and it's all these adventures and
I spent all Sunday looking up possible places to go
in Norway on an adventure because it's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
It was there last summer. You should go to the
full the Fields.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
That's exactly where I want to I want to go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Yes, that's in Sweden, isn't it? Okay? Okay, okay, Brandon,
what would you like? And then if you love Brandon
you can hear them on our Patreon. We just finished
Southern Charm, We're about to finish Winterhouse, and then we're
about to start Summerhouse Gat.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
We're about to start Summerhouse. Also, Vander Pump is on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
This is just so much I've never done, Vander Palm, I.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Would love to drag you into. It's very mellow this
season so far because we're still in the fallout of
the scandaval. But also if people you know want to
hear my voice talking about rock and roll, the brandocast
dot com and also Rocktails of domin Zeppa every Friday,
five o'clock Pacific Coast Time Live taking your phone calls
at eight five five six oh one, ro.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
C K nice doctar banana. What would you like to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
You know, listen to our Patreon like you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Said, and then the tweeting and the texting for for
post of the week. And some people have been dming,
which we like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Yeah, you can DM me, you can thread me, uh
whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Yeah, we don't want to make you be on X.
You don't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
If you literally DM me on Instagram, I will screenshot
it and include it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Yeah, so you guys are included, no matter. It doesn't
it's just literally the word tweet of the week. But
it's like, we don't know, you don't have to be
on We don't care. We could be anything. Okay, kt
Mondey Two things. Next Tuesday, March fifth, there is an election.
It is important make sure to vote. Okay, in California,
we I mean, for so we're voting primer for the president.
In California, we're choosing a senator potentially, I mean we're

(01:23:04):
choosing its gonna be. But also in LA, there are
some you know, important things like HLA healthy streets LA
will help make streets safer. LA has some of the
most dangerous streets in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Please vote yes on this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Okay, super important.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Also, I have a foster dog if you want a
cute little puppy. He is two years old, fifty pounds.
He's like a little roddy mix, but he's very small.
He's got a cute curly tail. He has a perfect
gentleman in the house. He is working on his skills
on the leash. He is just a pure cuddle bug
and I've been posting pictures on Instagram of him. If
you're interested, you can also DM me on Instagram at

(01:23:40):
kt underscore money.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
All right, well, we will see you all in person
in five weeks at Mike Drop Comedy, San Diego, April six,
two pm. Let's do this until then. My name is
Ardi Marine. Thank you so much. Goodbye.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
Oh yeah, we want to get all get tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
I feels so good. I just got one lit up
question finger out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:07):
Where you accept this roll? Would you reaccept this roll?
Listen to your word? Who you accept this Rollsten to

(01:24:27):
your world?

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
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