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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
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Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm in Charleston, exciting on an out now.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Alone.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Welcome to another episode of Weeks Up This Rose. My
name is Ardur Marine, coming to you from a generic
hotel room in Charleston, South Carolina. Could not be more
excited today to have some of my favorite humans on
earth to be breaking down the first season ever of
the Golden Bachelorette. We're doing the draft picks. Let me
(01:01):
just introduce everybody and see how everyone is doing. First,
off to my right as a man in a captain's hat,
which is literally never disappointing. He looks like a captain,
he feels like a captain, and he helped. He knew
that Devon was a dirtball. Ladies and gentlemen. You know
him that the host of Doug Loves Movies. You know
him as the host of a Wide World of Dougs.
(01:24):
Doug's movie is Interruption, the captain of the podcast Doug Bedson.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh ladies, Oh hoy, Doug, how are you I'm good.
And that was Jerry that called you know new you
know Clock Devon.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I I was with you.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I kind of liked him before the blow up at
the end.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, I mean I know that Jerry was number one
and he got to take his victory lap, but I
feel like you're a little more like I feel like
the gals were completely bamboozled.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah, I was completely babloozled.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, let's introduce that woman right now, ladies and gentlemen.
She's the people's princess of the podcast and her friend,
she's the one who's her friend has written the book
and Audrey and she's gonna she's going to be Audrey's
going to be coming to the show. We're going to
give away some books at the show, Ladies and gentlemen,
the people's Princess of the podcast, your friend, my friend,
(02:17):
our friend Whitney.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh my gosh, have you tell everybody the name of
Audrey's book.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Oh, it's called Elizabeth of East Hampton. It's super cute.
And and Emily, and I think Emily's gonna fly up
to come see the live show from Texas.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
From Texas. We have people messaging that they're flying in.
Another person who's with us today is going to be there,
and she was I'm going to say, one of the
most popular. But I was like, you and Joey are
the most popular bachelors that the franchise has ever had.
They just didn't know that they had you. I've never seen.
(02:57):
I'm going to say, the only other feeding frenzy I
ever saw one of our live shows was when Dean
was there and you don't know Dings, You didn't watch
it yet, but women went fucking crazy for Dean. It
was like bananas. But I'm going to say that the
crowd at the Bellhouse was unhinged when she were off there,
and I'm coming at there for me, ring your mends.
(03:19):
He's gonna help pick it out on top at the
Bellhouse in Brooklyn. Ladies and Gentlemen, you know him as
the host of comedian Feud. You know him from Grand Crew.
He has a fun thing coming up that we can't
tell you about yet, but he's also going to be
live with us. He is the Horny Pool inspector of
the podcast Ladies and Gentleman Jackie's Nail.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Oh, we are here, we are here. We're going to
find you somebody to jump in the pool with.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I know, I feel good about that. I went on
a date with a with a server that I met
in Greece who came on the podcast.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
It was such a good episode. You like that it
was unhinged.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Really that is a good sport. And I was thinking,
since I'm going to be in Charleston for a little while,
we should reach out and see if stoth This would
zoom with us and watch an episode of the Golden
Patch if we could get him like a Google drive
of an episode. Steve, he didn't fully understand what was happening,
but I feel like Stothus would Beka zoom Man also
(04:20):
with us today is the production team. We could not
do this without them. I tried to stuck her to Charleston.
I was like, do you want to come to Charleston
tomorrow and he was like, excuse me, I have a
job in a life. Ladies and gentlemen. Montana Arianna Rosanna,
Rosanna Dana meets me Atreen jose Levine, look at the program,
doctor Banana. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I wish I could come, but it's too tight of
turnaround right now.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And I'm like, I didn't give me my schedule till
just now. So if you finally do you want to
be a bad girl, do it all through this doctor,
KT money, KT money Levine Hello, KT money mean Hi?
Did that dog get adopted?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
PJ?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, not yet?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Okay, well someone.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Should a doctor, though nobody better adopt this dog. Well,
ladies and gentlemen, we are doing Joan's draft picks.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What do you?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I think Joanah is a little young, but uh, I
accept her as my golden bachelorette. I want some I
personally would have liked An Ellen. I'm just throwing that
out there. Uh, Whitney, how are you feeling about Joanahs
the Bachelorette?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I think I feel similarly to you because I just
don't understand how she wasn't ready yet to be in
a relationship, but now just six months later, she's all
ready to be engaged. I just felt like the whole
reason why she stepped away from the show was that
she wasn't ready yet. So I just don't like a
person who was ready.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Like that big promos where Joan is talking and she's
at the table with her whole family and she says
I'm not trying to replace your father. I'm just trying
to make our family whole again.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Okay thing, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
So baddy in that ad campaign, because I was like,
you don't need a man to make your life whole.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like I just felt like it was so poor, Keith,
how do you feel about all of that?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
I mean, you know, listen, I.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Was one of the rare few folks that didn't watch
every episode of The Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
I think we talked about this, and so I am
in it.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I'm in it one because I don't know that much
about Joan and I'm excited to watch this season because
I'm excited to see for me, I think it's going
to be more fun for me to see old men,
a bunch of old ass men trying to buy for
the Bachelorette. So I'm ready and I have a very
(06:57):
sour taste in my mouth after last Bachelor experience with
we just say.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You take the floor, say whatever you need to say
about I mean, take it.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I think I text you at like two in the morning.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
It was like, oh, they did her, trash, it did
her so tra like a short season, terrible men didn't
even get.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
To the didn't even get to go to the mansion,
and they sent her like whatever country or state would
sort of house them. It just felt like they were
on the lamb, you know.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Yeah, yeah, and then to make her watch Ship after.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
After saying Joey Joey got a pass and didn't have
to watch his final show, but she had to.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Yeah, and listen, listen. I was I I will say this.
I was right. I said Devon was gonna win.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
You did, but I was wrong, and saying that Devin
wasn't as big of an asshole as he was.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
So I will when I see Jerry at the Bellhouse
on November or on October fifth, he's coming, come to it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I want Jerry to know right now, I am going
to bow the knee to his opinion, right and from
now from now on, I'm going to bow.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Honestly, it actually Jerry's instinct that he never wavered, and
he was even texting me during the finale about how
Devin was a creep and I'm like, no, no, no,
this isn't great. I was like, I was in and
he was completely right. He was totally right.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I blame I blame samm though for like distracting us
good point, you know, like being just more openly, you know,
not being sneaky about being dumb and a hole, but
just doing it well.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
There's also been some like videos of Jen and Jonathan
like who are like they're kind of acting like they're
maybe dating, which would be I hope so hes happiness.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I think that this is the first time we've ever
seen anyone take it all the way to the end.
It's like a lot of times people fall for the
girl and then when they realize they've probably done enough
to get themselves on paradise, they then sort of start
backing away from the girl. The fact that he went
all in and all the way to the engagement is
(09:23):
it's just I know that women will date him, but
he is such disgusting human that he would do that
to somebody. Just disgusting.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I used to enjoy this. I got a DM from
c Cerrulo and from I think one of our listeners.
This was Saturday night at ten pm my daughter is
It at a bar in Boston. Jen just walked in
the crowd chanted fucked Devin. Fucked Devin from Gary is
(09:57):
there too. Everyone is having so was one.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh the world is like like kind of wrapping their
arms around her.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I hope so oh she oh she I because at
the two Look, man, I know I'm not God's strongest soldier.
Because after two, Like if I was on one season
and got rejected and then I went through all this
and got rejected, Yeah, I would move to a cave
with a box of tissues and Jurgons and never come
to the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, like I would.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I just would stop.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I would stop existing to have any type of relationship
with anyone.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's also just knowing that she like has a history
of picking the worst guys and in her brain, she
picked the safe one that was like I love you,
I'm here, I'm ready. Like, she did it right, She
went against her instinct. She she got rid of sam M,
she did everything. She got rid of the soldier Marcus,
Like she actually broke her own cycle and went for
(10:56):
the guy and he was the worst of them all.
I'm like, that's unforgivable, Okay, but let's get going.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Got the golden baby.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I never realized. I never realized that just now that
Jurgons and Jerkin are so close together. Yeah, I really
thought I thought you said jerking, and I realized, no,
you SAIDs.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
To have somes.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I love Jurgons.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I also like to love Jerkins too.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I also love.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Should we do top three, We'll do the Next Bachelor.
We're gonna do the Next Bachelor, and then doctor Banana.
I'm gonna let you pick two more categories for Golden.
We don't have to do the normal ones. You can do.
You could do most problematic. I mean you know there's
gonna be a problematic back.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Who's the first of a stroke, most likely to be
hiding an ailment?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Do you want a problematic old man?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Like yeah, okay, so yeah, most.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Most or injuries or just the way that they have
like your uncle, where you're like, shut the funk up,
like stop talking, like most outdated views, outdated views like
old problematic, outdated man. And then do we want the villain?
Will there be a villain? Probably will a villain?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Most?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Do we want a drunk about drunk villain? Problematic? Three
bachelors and the and the next and the next batch.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
So top three, next bachler, the most problematic villain, and
then the drunk You said, I.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Feel like there's be a boozeound drunk, they don't have
to be villain. I know some friendly drunks that are
fun drunks, like they.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Can be emotional, funny, problematic.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, okay, here we go. So Katie's gonna share the
screen for those playing along at home.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
We will be putting a dirty old man. Sorry, I
just thought of like a dirty old man category.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
All right, So maybe rather than so, we could swap out.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Because the pervy one who's like always talking about sex?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Right, should we switch? Should we switch one of the
categories we problematic villain? Do we do drunk slash pervy?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You can pick, Okay, Okay, here we go. Okay, so
we're on the ABC website. We'll be putting all of
our picks up on Rosepodcast, dot Vodka. I'm gonna read
it and I'm gonna call in the order it goes. Whitney, Tana, Jaquis, Doug,
Katie on my screen.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
All right, So here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I will read Jones bio to begin, and then Whitney,
you will read Bill. So our bachelorette is Joan Vassos.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
She was.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
She's a sixty one year old grandmother and school administrator,
so she still works. She's from Rockville, Marrigan, and she
is a remarkable woman. She's resilient, she's a zesa adventure
and strong family values. She had a heartbreaking loss of
her husband after thirty two years of marriage. She remains
an embodiment of strength and grace as a devoted mother
(14:21):
of four, grandmother of three, and school administrator, finding solace
and the music of Elton John, spending time with her
dog and cooking. So now she envisions a future filled
with shared moments by the beach and cherished time with family.
All right, up, first, we have Bill and Wit take
it away.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
So we have Bill.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
He is a retired videographer. He is sixty eight years
old and he lives in Portland, Oregon. He's cute, yeah,
so he is an outgoing charismatic man's ready to meet
the one. The retired video producer self became hopeless romance
who says I am Latin romances in my blood by
(15:05):
hired life, and he's looking for someone for his golden years.
He has two daughters with his ex wife and they're
very supportive of him going on this journey. When he
isn't spending time with his family, he likes playing guitar
public speaking, rocking out to the Beatles, and he hopes
meeting Joan will be the end of the search for
his future wife. His fun facts he is a member
(15:29):
of two toastmaster clubs.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't even know what's a toast. He likes to
give speech to.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
You know, it's like the uh Shriners.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Okay, you know, because when it's a public speaking I
was like, does he just go to like city hall
meetings and.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Like complaines he's excited to be on TV.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
He is, and he would like to have a coffee
shop and name it Billy's Beans. And he's currently on
his way through the list of every Academy Award Best
Picture winner.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I think he's going to be fun. I think he's
not gonna win. I don't trust that he wants that.
He takes all these public speaking classes. He has great hair.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Look at his hair.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
He looks.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Beautiful. Yes, are you'll sponsored by?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He looks like as ad. I'm concerned by the fact
that he needs a lot of attention. Like to me,
I feel like Billy means is fun and cute. I
think he's going to be cute and fun. I need
to see how tall he is. I feel like I
know it should say that.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I oh, also, did they are they going to tell
us like married history or like any of these guys
are widowers.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
I bet it will say in here because it says
X so like this makes me think divorced.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
I bet it will say.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Somewhere in the his ex wife.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, yeah, because that's what That's a real interesting thing,
you know. I feel like the ones whose wives have
died to be just a better bet. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Also, he's tried dating sights and the local single scene.
This man, he is trying to get some He's trying
to clap some cheeks, trying to clap some cheeks.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
He he lonely, lonely.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'd be there for followers and d ms.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
I don't know the toastmasters, the toast master.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
This man trying to talk his way into some pantas.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay. Next up we have Jack Keyesh and we're talking
about Bob.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I think I know guy, I really think I know him.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Alright, you could listen.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
He looks like, yeah, yeah, well, let's talk about.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Bob Carol Leslie Nielsen thing going on.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
He does, he got the nice he had the grandpa smile,
he got the wait, where does Joan live Brown Jacket.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Where's Joan lived?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Okay, because I mean we have to consider, like the
first one's broke up because a lot of it was
they couldn't mesh their like they lived in different places,
and like, these people have such rooted lives.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
So I do wonder you can just be moving.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, they should do what love is blind does and
like get the city. But okay, all right, let's let
Quitney get through Bob.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
I mean Bob, I will get through Bob.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Let's talk about Bob, who is a sixty six year
old Cairo practor.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Gotta love the chiropractice from Marina Delray. I need to
go to the chiropractor. I need to make an appointment.
But Bob knows how to ride the waves of life.
Let's see what else he talking about.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Literally, Oh, he's looking for a kind patient, passionate woman.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
He's going through it. He's going through after going through
a divorce. So he is divorced. So I have a
feeling that if it says divorce is divorced, if his
ex wife they did, that's my theory. That's my theory
that I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Who knows, But Bob also loves to go and walks
with his dog's Clarence. He likes to watch Pixar movies
while eating chocolate. Oh, he doesn't do fast food.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
He shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
He's old and Bob loves to live in He loves
to inline skate, but only on quads.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A roller blade. Why don't they just call it roller skating?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Then we know what roller skates are.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
That's what they call him these days.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Inline. I like that he serves.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah, he's fit.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Chiropractor.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
They're just trying to they're just trying to him a
little bit with this, you know, inline skate but only
on quads.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Like yeah, so yeah, almost seventy skating. That's dope.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, rollers are hard.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
They're hard.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I like Bob and it's kind a nice leather jacket.
I feel like the guys in the house are gonna
like Bobby. He's gonna be like as people.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Yeah, oh my gosh, you know he is.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Of course, all right, Doug, you're up with Charles k.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Oh, good, old Charles k From. Where is he from?
Portfolio Rancho Palace verdas job. That's his job. He's a
portfolio manager.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Got a good job.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah, right, and he's from Rancho Palace Palace Verdie So
that's probably pretty pretty nice.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
It's probably got something into the ocean right now.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Yes, I literally just thought of that. That's where all
the landslices are happening.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Whoever writes these bios find him to be as sweet
as he is handsome, and he's pretty good looking, so
I think he's pretty sweet. Yeah, that's my assessment. He
kind of reminds me of the who does he look.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Like like Samuel L. Jack like A like A like A.
He looks like he looks like every uncle that I've
ever had. You it was great.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Uh, it's he loves kayaking, so you know that's Uh,
these guys, I think they're gonna stress for all of
them that they're still out doing physical stuff. Yeah, but
you know what Saturday mornings are for sleeping in, So
that to me sounds like, uh, she's gonna want to
avoid him on the weekends. And and he's very proud
(21:38):
of the work he's done building homes in rural Niker.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Also he played basketball, Yeah, he.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Has I like him.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
He wants to prove that men in their sixties still
have game, charm and swag. Yeah, I like Charles. You guys, okay, Charles,
I'm right, Charleston. I like Charles. I like Charles too.
I feel like he could be top three.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Is gonna go? Is Joe gonna move all the way
across the country for him?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Though, Dude, there's a lot from California.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
It's actually kind of interesting. I noticed that.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
I mean, that's probably.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Apparently they had a lot of hard time casting the
men because a lot of the men had STDs.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Wow, I guess statistically two thirds of them did. Probably
probably Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Doctor Banana, you're up, queen?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I am who am? I I am? Charles l Okay
retired financial analysts sixty six.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
One of the Charles go by Chuck.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
They've all been Charles for over sixty five years.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Like, you can't change that, You're right, Yeah, be a
Charlie or Chuck.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, well you'll see why they can't.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Also, the nineteen version of like like like Tanner, you
know Kirk, Yeah, okay, okay doct doctor Beebe.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
He's from Philadelphia. It says he's someone special. Retired analyst,
father of two, ready for a second chance of love.
No stranger to taking risks, risks. He grew up in
rural China, moved to the States, was only twenty dollars
in his pocket. That's a classic immigrant story. You'll love
to hear it.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
He has a kind heart, hilarious sense of humor, and
sweet soul. He wants to meet someone intelligent. Yeah, okay,
he could see anyone in concert during his golden years.
But he'd love to see Britney Spears perform one day.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
My mom wanted to see Britney too, she loved Britney.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
He may have missed his chance. He dreams of going
to the moon.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I don't think it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Sorry, bad news, bad news. You will never go to
the moon. He loves to fish, grew up making his
own fishing nuts, and his favorite TV show is the
NBA Fix.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Not a TV show show, what the fuck you can
like basketball?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
But he wants, he wants.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Everybody needs to tell him. He needs to be told
there's no fishing on the moon.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I also love that the difference between like the younger
cast and the older cast in these bios is the
younger cast where all we always talk about, Oh man,
that ship sounds unrealistic, blah blah blah, because it's just
like you know, they're young and dumb, and this one
is like, oh man, this sounds unrealistic because you're close
to death.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You gonna die.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
You're not gonna make it. Brother, He's.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I don't see anybody Uncle Purvy yet, but I have
my eye out.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Looking yourhead to the next one. I figured out why
neither of those guys could go buy Chuck.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yep, you guys.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Shock. I love shock. I want to spell it C
H O c K Chuck yours Katie. He's okay.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
He's an insurance executive. He's sixty years old from Wichita, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He's cute. Chuck is quite the catch.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
He's kind, loves adventures, has a successful career, owning his
own business. He has a very full life, fell with
his kids. Oh he has a dog named super Tubs.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Oh my god, these names.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
Oh, I got that's rights. He's hoping he can meet
the adventures compassionate woman he's been looking for.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
When he isn't working or spending with the kids, he
loves exercising and rooting for the Kansas City Chiefs. He
probably loves Taylor Swift then let's be real.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
He loves to shop.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
He is a self proclaim named grill Master. He once
went nighttime shark diving in Australia. That's terrifying. And he
hopes that shavy Camaros with te tops make a comeback.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You guys, I like Top three. I think Chalk is top.
I'm literally choosing him just for his name, because he
could be the via phenomenal name. No, he's a nice top.
Yeah maybe, but he has a black lab named super Tubs.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Like it's not a villain. Like, I think he's nice.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I refuse. I refuse to believe any white man named chock.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Think how old is he? Sixty? Could be the problematic
or the villain?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Do you think that? Do you think that likes sports?
Do you think Joan likes sports at all?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Because everyone's idiots is leading with and I watched this
team religiously. It's like settled down. That's not what you
should be looking for.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, well they're retired. This is what they do. They're
like I watch basketball.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Well, even people jobs watch football all day on Sunday.
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay, I am up. Christopher Christopher's handsome. Christopher's real handsome.
He's a sixty four year old contractor from West Babylon,
New York. That's closer. So he lives a long islands.
That's a long island, and I feel like the location
is going to be big on this. And he knows
how to build a house, okay, Christopher. Christopher is a
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proud father and grandfather who's ready to say goodbye to
his single days. He loves owning a construction company, so
he still works, which we love. But his greatest accomplishments
in life are his three kids and his seven grandkids.
He believes it's never too late to find love. In
his free time, he loves exercising and cooking healthy meals.
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He'd love to cook for Joan is ready to whip
up a favorite dish for loves that his birthday is
on Christmas Eve. He loves earth, wind and fire and
bowling with his grandkids. I like Christopher. I'm putting for
top to I like Christopher.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
He seems that I worry that when he says he
likes her with wind and fire, he means the elements.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Like the innocence of like.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
I love that my birthday as a December birthday. I
hate them my birthdays in December.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I love you like it, I hear the office of me.
I don't like it, just sort of eat into celebration,
like it's always going to be Christmas.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I'm never gonna get well, my birthday was always on
Honakah or like it would be Inca and they'd be like,
here's your holiday gift of birthday and yeah, but I
definitely like shamelessly throw it into one giant celebrated.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
He's cute though, and You're right, he's closer, so that's nice.
He sounds like a nice.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Guy so far.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
He's really good looking, he looks really cool.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He has the only at sex appeal so far.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
And it's also I love that I can relate to
these people more.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Yes, you like kids, I love exercising and eating healthy.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
Yeah, man, I love it. I love that shit.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
I love I can relate to these and I love
that they because I'm at a I'm thirty eight. I'll
be thirty eight this month, so like I am at
a weird age where like the twenty year olds and like.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Right not, but like even though I'm not as.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Old as these sixty year olds, I feel like I
understand them more.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yes, I noticed that in Golden Bachelor too.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
I was like, Oh, I'm relating to these older women.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
In a way that I is interesting me. I'll tell you.
And I know I said this already on the podcast,
but it was interesting when when my friend and I
lost when we went to Greece, I didn't do any
research and I didn't realize that. I thought we were
booking like a Mama Mia kind of a thing, like
just like a quiet and I didn't realize we basically
went to like a b I felt like I didn't know,
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and so it was all these like twenty something like
but it was interesting. And I think I said this
like last week, but like there was no sexual energy
with anyone at any of these like places where they
were all scantily. They were all just interacting with their
phones and getting pictures of themselves and like there was
no flirting, there was no laughing, there was no like,
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there was no energy. Everyone there was fit and attractive,
and like no one was checking out the other people
in the room. It was just interacting with themselves and
their phone.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
It's all though there's like posting first traps, but they
don't actually have sex, right.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, it was weird. There was no laughter, there was
no there was no interacting with each other. It was
just with getting the right shot. And it was very weird.
And I think that this like what a boring life,
and like so it'll be fun to be with, you know.
It's been really fun watching Love Is Blind UK, which
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feels a little more regular, like you know, just like
real people anyway, just saying like I do think that
like that twenty five year old influencers are like, there's
no there there. Yeah, you know, let's take a quick
break and we'll come back and Whitney will lead us
off with our next participant.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Oh, bone zone. Time for the bone.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Zone, and we're back. Something incredible has just happened. Santa
came early, and I'm not just talking about for the
birthday of the Last Gentleman. Doug is wearing a Laura
and Ash pink T shirt, sunglasses and an IMDBs Captain
(31:54):
Zatt and Whitney just came back in the exact same
costly Doug Benson, help it.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I love it. I am dB.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So good. This makes me so happy.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
Thank you, this is great thinking.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
I actually ever I was like this the fact that
I have everything you.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Guys a live show together wearing this exact Honestly, I
never wear this shirt. I just thought it would look
good from you know this part vibrate like, it's so good.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Look, it's a great shirt. I happen to wear mine
a lot. It's it's it's good when I'm running so
that people don't hit me.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
But it's just so you were at her. You were
at her record release party. I was, yes, that's where
I got that. And then you were on the item
d b Boat at Comic Kong.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yes, can I tell you that? I saw you went
on this podcast and you wore the hat the next
day or whatever, and then I went down. I was like, oh,
I better get one because Doug has one.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Oh okay, I love it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I love I love the People's the podcast People's Princess.
She's fully executing her job titles so well, she's the
People's That's a podcast. She looks, Look, I'm here for
all of this. Well, guess what your next?
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Cosplay Doug Benson, you're gonna be reading Dan.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Here we go, Dan. He also he reminds me of
Timothy Oliphant.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Eyes.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
He has the eyes.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Thats more handsome as you say that because he's so handsome.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Is he reading all right?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Now that I can think of Timothy Olafant, that makes
it better.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Okay, But Dan's a private investor, so I'm already he's
already been sneaky while you gotta be so private about it.
And then he lives in Naples, Florida, so I think
that's a that'd be fun for John to move there
sixty four years old. He's got a big heart. I
think a lot of these guys have big hearts, which
is probably dangerous. He enjoys a Saturday morning at the
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farmer's market. That's a fun thing to do together.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
That is fun.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah, Dan is excited about this opportunity. Wow, he's already
he's run out of things to say. Well, I'm excited. Wo.
He loves to picnic at the beach. You know, picnics
and the beach. I'm pro both of those things. He
loves to sing, just not in public, so she's got
to listen to his awful singing at home.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But that he doesn't like attention. That's good.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
He's want to embarrass her. Yes, yeah, yeah, maybe he's
a good singer, but he doesn't want the attention.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
And then here's the most boring thing I've seen in
anybody's fun facts. It's not nothing fun about it. He's
a big reader of historical biographies.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Wow to his two daughters and a sister though, So
he might be good with women.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, it does seem like he might be. The Farmer's
Market was the big clue for me. I see happy
couples at the farmers market.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I think Dan and Christopher so far, this little stacked,
this little back to back, I feel like those are
two contenders.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Oh you know what.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
This whole time I was reading this and I was like,
I don't like Dan. I don't like him, don't like him,
but I misread his occupation. I thought it was a
private investigator.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Cop, and I'll like him. But is a private investor. Yeah,
so I'm on board.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
He's rich, but he's got money and he's not a cop.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yes, Well, Doug's twin, Whitney, would you like to take
the next one? Sure, Whitney Benson, would you like to
take the next one? I'm just gonna go by Doug Lit, dougt,
Doug Lit, Douglet, Okay, DOUGLT, you're up? Okay, So this
is wait, I need to see the picture. Oh he's
Aaron Eckhart.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, wow, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
I was god.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I think he's got plugs in his hair, so we've
got cute. He's a rancher. He's sixty eight from Austin, Texas,
and he's just hot. David is a sweet soul who's
ready to find love. He's thoughtful, sensitive and kind, and
is dedicated his life to being there for others. He
put on pause on dating sixteen years ago to focus
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on his kids, but it's now ready the love of
his life and right off into the sunset together. He
loves marathon spontaneously booking flights to new destinations. He's hoping
his plus one will want to travel the world with him,
share experiences.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, first he likes to leave a lot, but it
sounds like he wants her to come with.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
He wants a travel harder. That's fine.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
I think I like this guy. I think he's so
His hero is his ninety one year old mother I love,
who indulged in a cold beer on a hot day.
Who doesn't like that? And then he loves breakfast tacos.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I think he David is very strong contender.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Not the most imaginative guy in the world. Was being
living in Austin and saying, you like breakfast tacos. You know,
they kind of forced you to have them when you're there,
so it's not, yeah, not that interesting.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
But he does obnoxious about them when he goes to
Maryland and they're they.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
Don't even have breakfast tacos in Maryland.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
I'm a little bored by David.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
David, He's kind of basic.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, I think you like, might like she might be
kind of basic.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, what was husband? Like, what did he do?
Speaker 7 (37:43):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
He died, Yeah, he just died. But you know what
I mean, like, what kind of life did he that?
It's a clue.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, they could be like she doesn't like, you know,
like chat not. Susan Jenner was a real firecracker, and
Susan had made out with women, and Susan was like
fun and horny. Joan was like, might like David, you
know That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
I think this is perfect for her.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, Jack Keats, you're up, my friend.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Oh we are here to talk about there read own desert.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I love it.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Desert.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
I love I love the way he looks.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
It feels like this is how I might look at
sixty five.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
He looks young.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
He does look young. He looks he looks young and fun.
Got the early fro, all right, get.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Its fifty two? He looks like fifty two.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Yeah, but he is actually sixty five.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
He's a retired finance executive from Palm Desert, California.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
A I love this. He had handsome. Gary has a
zest for life that lights up every room he enters. Now,
although he is retired.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
He loves spin classes, golfing, and watching the view. And
you know he didn't start watching the Loopie got there.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
That's what the next sentence says.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
He is the godson of the legendary Tina Turner and
is also a musically gifted musician with a beautiful singing
voice and killer dance.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
About it.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I'm calling it right now. Grew growing up underneath the
famous like Tina Turner, Like that's a huge thing to live.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Up to, and not his his mom.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
You know, he still he still tells every woman that
he meets. The first thing he says is, I'm Tina
Turner's godson.
Speaker 9 (39:45):
Also like his parents, must have been like in music
and kind of famous, right, Yeah, they.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
They got money, Yeah they were something.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Well.
Speaker 7 (39:55):
He does dream of owning a home in the south
of France, and he also loves the spot. He loves.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
He wants to bring back disco and he rides hard
for the USC Trojans.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
Interesting, interesting desert, that's exciting.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Why does Joan want to watch a college football game
every Saturday six months? It's crazy?
Speaker 7 (40:19):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Disco in the spot. I think Gary, Gary. I think
Gary's going to be popular in the house. Yes, he's
gonna be very likable.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
I feel like I think Gary could.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
I think Gary could be popular in the house and
be a villain, but not in the same way that
like these young cats are villains. Villain just because like
he's he feels like he's gonna be able to like
have his hand in every yeah pacet of the house.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Yeah yeah he might.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I like handsOn, Gary, I like that as godmother. Is
that really solid casting tip of.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
The hat the house? Call him proud Gary.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
I love it. And you know he comes out singing.
He comes out singing once he step out that limit.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I got found here and keep on turning, all right,
Doctor banana. You get Gil.
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Gil Okay another Southern California. They're all Southern California. It's
very interesting to me.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Gil educator sixty Mission, Viejo, California. He's a romantic, sweet, emotional,
let's see, father of two. Wants to show the world
that men can be committed and want the same kinds
of relationships that women do during their golden years. I
don't know if that means.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
Means.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
He loves going to comedy clubs with his friends, indulging
and relaxing, foot massages fun. He says retirement is on
the horizon for him, and he dreams of living in
Hawaii by the beach with his partner. And then uh.
He likes the show affection by holding hands.
Speaker 8 (41:59):
Sentence Yeah, like the fun.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Facts my hands all day every day.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
He's a skilled juggler. His favorite book is The Bridges
of Madison County, and he loves road tripping, especially with
his family.
Speaker 9 (42:17):
He's gonna come out of the limo juggling for sure.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Horny things you get handled, and Bridges of Madison County
like it's like the basements are the opposite of flooding.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
If if he makes it past the first day uh,
this will be the first man to cry.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
I feel like everything you're saying, everything I'm thinking. I
was like, I'm getting past the first day.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't see it be less horny, you know what
I mean. He sounds perfectly nice to be like your
real estate agent.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Or some shit.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
You know.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Yeah, it's guilt you everything you want to hear. But
it just seems like too.
Speaker 7 (42:58):
Like for you know what it is, Yeah, you know
what it is too.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
It's not even and this is this is the same
for anty Bachelor season or bachelore season. It's not even
that he's boring. He is, but it's not even that.
Like if you were to meet this dudes one on
one in a whatever setting, he would be nice enough
and you get to know him and blah blah blah.
But when you put people like this around other people
who have other things that like will just drown your
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personality out. Like that's what's happened, that's what's gonna happen
to Hiyeah, the.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Handhold Juggler Bridges, Madison County, Like what okay.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
Soft, He's sorry. Just that book like it was popular
with twenty some years ago. You haven't read one thing
better than that since.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Yeah, brother re Game of Throne.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
It was like, I feel it was many pages, it
was tiny.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
It was like, yeah, it was like a pamphlet twenty
years ago. Okay, I will read the next one and
then we will take it away with KT money. Oh guy,
he feels like a villain. Oh he's to be arrogant
emergency room doctor, handsome sixty six.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
He's an emergency room doctor in Reno.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
This man has seen shit.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
I'm the first.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
He's good looking. The guys in the house are not
gonna like him. He's going to be a villain. He's
ready to put himself out there, and he's dedicated forty
years to helping others as a doctor. He's charismatic, confident,
and romantic. Who's looking for a woman who's intelligent and funny.
He likes spending time with his four kids and grandchild.
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He wants to prove to the world that older men
basically can still get boners. You know what I mean here.
He does not fit the grumpy old man stereotype, and
he knows he's got a lot left to live. He's
a big believer in chivalry. Jones like him. The guys
are not, but Jones will like him. Guy is a
total catch. Fun facts. He's planning to hike aet Mount Kilimanjaro.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
He all it says fall fall. He's doing Gold Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
He is dreams about the Dallas Cowboys winning a Super
Bowl and he's a beatle delusional.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
Yeah, he's so. He's delusional.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
He's delusional. I think he is gonna make its top
three and he could be a villain.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
I think he's a villain. He's got great he's a villain.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Look at his team nice tea.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Also, I'm always wary of dudes who are like, yeah, man,
I believe in chivalry as like that's the thing to be, like, yeah, motherfucker,
you should exactly why.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Do you have to go out of your way?
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Yeah so nah nah yeah, all right yeah man. Okay
for women.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
KT money you are up next.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
We got Jack.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
He's a haterer. He's sixty eighties from Chicago.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
He's cute.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
He's got good head of hair.
Speaker 8 (45:57):
Again, look at that hair.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
He's cute in bold Ye I know.
Speaker 9 (46:02):
Does Jack have an appetite for love? Yes, chef, Okay,
he's a retired restaurant.
Speaker 7 (46:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
He's ready to treat Joan like the Queen she is and.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Wants to cook a five star meal just for her.
He's a father and grandfather. He loves making people laugh.
Looking for his travel partner for life. He went on
a solo trip to Italy and made him realize he
really wants someone to travel with and be with.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
He's a big softy.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
He's a proud racquetball champion. Okay.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
On May nineteen seventy seven, Jack was sitting in the
front road Elvis' last concert in Chicago.
Speaker 7 (46:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
His favorite treat is a cigar chwoice a month.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I do not like that.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
I think cigars are disgusting.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
But others, I like John. I think it's fun that
he does two times a month. It's all it's every day.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah, she's gotta sit around. She's gotta sit around listening
to him. Oh, I can't wait till next week my
twice monthly cigar.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
He looks nice, though, as a person, as a person
from Chicago.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
As a person from Chicago, this dude looks like every
white man I've ever seen in Chicago. He is gonna
watch the Bears on Sunday. He don't have his cigar
on Saturdays. He gonna make you some Italian beef like
this is this is a Chicago dude right here, and
I love it.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
But I don't think he's making Chicago.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
I don't think he's gonna win. But I do also
love a Chicago dude. Having lived in Chicago.
Speaker 7 (47:35):
I know this guy. You know this guy. I know
this this guy.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
We're going to Wrigleyville. We're gonna go to like some
sports bar. We're gonna go. You know, you have a
good time with him. He'd be fun. But I think
she's more basic than like I think she's I think
I personally love a Chicago feel. I feel like Joan
is more mayor you know. But he can cook. I
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mean I find Jack fond and I like that. Twice
a month. He's like, let me get rowdy with my cigar.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah, you can give the boys and go to the
cigar club.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Okay, Doug, you're first again my friend.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Well, first of all, a guy like Jonathan is every
women's woman's dream. So let's just go ahead and shut
this down. I guess, yeah, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 7 (48:28):
Uh he.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
I'm just gonna go right to his fun facts because
I have issues with all of them. First of all,
he says, he loves amusement park funnel cake. So I
don't know, like just I just say I like amusement parks.
But even now it's a little questionable. But then he
toyed with the idea of being a bodybuilder, like your
bio shouldn't be things you like, just kind of knocked
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around your head for a bit and then didn't do
He starts every day with two cups of in bed.
That sounds a little too regimented. I think Joan should
have somebody that's open to maybe not doing that every day,
you know what I mean, Like they've only got so
much time left. Why uh you know why he's stuck.
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He doesn't have the activity.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
He does have a cat dog and floppy eared rabbit
like that.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Those are all of course Katie Money loves all that.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
I don't understand what he's a material specialist and a
ship consultant that feels made up.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
I feel like that over there. That means he works
at UPS and they just can't say it right.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
He works like Box Brothers.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
He works like Box.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
He has a regular job, and that's that's fine. I'm
not making fun of you.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah they're they're using it up. Yeah, Okay, then up
next we have Jack Keith take it Away with Jordan.
Speaker 7 (50:05):
Oh, let's get to Jordan. I'm sorry, let me actually
get to him.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
All right, let's talk about our senior sales executive who's
sixty one, mister Jordan, also from Chicago.
Speaker 7 (50:19):
I like that it is. It's very weird.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
All the like mix, all the like places in the
same all the people in the same cities.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah, I'd like they had three casting outings. It was
like Pallasperdes Chicago, and like, that's it.
Speaker 7 (50:35):
All right, I'm gonna read this. I'm gonna read his
full bio. I'm gonna read it all that would be quick.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Jordan is a glass half full kind of guy. He
is a dad that is extremely family oriented and it's
close with his three daughters and three brothers.
Speaker 7 (50:48):
When he isn't working.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
He loves walking his dog Mickey along the lake. I
love that too, enjoying Deep's pizza from lou Mount Naughties.
Lou Mau Naughties is great, but you know, you gotta
get a thin crust in there, you know what I'm saying.
He likes playing ping pong, He's warm, he's funny. He
really wants to meet a woman to grow old with.
You ain't got that much time, brother.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
He Also, he also hopes to find someone who loves
being outside and trying new restaurants, which is Chicago. That's
a lot of restaurants I love.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Also, he misses the days when visitors will stopped by unannounced.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
That sounds like somebody of his age. That sounds like
somebody of age. Yeah, this one mister legs. Jordan won
a Mister Legs contest in college.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
And he loves and that happened forty years ago. Hang on,
I know, hang on to it.
Speaker 7 (51:42):
And also here he is.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
This makes him so much different than everybody I've ever heard.
He loves Thanksgiving for the food, family, and football.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
I've never heard of. I want to see what he
looks like. I think he's cute.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
Yeah enough for her?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, I think a lot of I can't.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Why can't any of these old guys get through a
bio without bringing up how much important football is.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Because this is their life.
Speaker 10 (52:11):
They get.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
That's all. I mean.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
You have any men love football?
Speaker 4 (52:15):
I know, It's just they're all so there's all such
slaves to it, Like you know you enjoy it, but like,
don't make it your personality.
Speaker 6 (52:24):
Yeah, but these people are Midwesters.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
That's all they do. Well, I mean, the California guys
are all saying it too. Everybody in football comes up.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
I think a lot of I think a lot of
straight guys, particularly as they get older, have less friends
and so like if their kids are older and if
they're retired, the only way that maybe they socializes are
watching a game.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Yeah, it's a great way to socialize with your own boys,
you know, your own sons and maybe some of your dollaries.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
But I think they don't have friends. I feel like
the guys I know, like the men I know, I
feel like they don't have buddies.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Well in the Fantasy Football League.
Speaker 5 (53:03):
I'm sure the Fantasy Football League also, like at least
coming from the Midwest myself, Like in Chicago's a big city. Uh,
you know, sports are big in Chicago, so like sports
are a very big part of the city's culture, especially
like football.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
Yeah, yeah it is. It would be more rare, you know,
they didn't like sports some of these places.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
And I will say sports are fun in Chicago. Like
I'm not a huge sport, but like, like Wrigley Field
is so fun that it's right in town. Like, there's
something fun about the fact that that is very Chicago.
It is part of what makes Chicago Chicago.
Speaker 7 (53:44):
Like I like that.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, Chicago guys will bring up how important football is
to them to Joan and we'll see how she reacts.
Speaker 9 (53:52):
Yeah, if she knows I hate football. All of these
guys are fucked though, I'll never like.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah, yes, his favorite.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
All right, I will take the next contestant we have. Oh,
we're on page two already, here we go, and we
are getting to all Keith girl Dad sixty two Street Angel.
He's a girl dad by profession from San Jose, California.
Keith lights up every room he walks into. The sales
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director and father of three. Uh is loving, smart and creative.
He's six foot five, but also all a social but
that's huge with a big personality. He's dead most dedicated
most of his ault life to being a single dad.
He's okay, so he raised he raised his daughters by himself.
(54:51):
She's soon to be empty nester. When he falls, he
falls hard. That always scares me, freezing. That's that's like,
and you're six foot five when you fall hard? Like, no,
he says, younger people, Yeah, yeah, that's a lot younger
people shouldn't be scared of growing older. Getting older rocks.
His guilty pleasure is Ben and Jerry's and he can
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never just have one scoop. He's ready to love Joan
on Cone diitionally give them a phrase.
Speaker 6 (55:22):
ABC.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
Doug, the writer of this bio, thinks every other old
man lights up the room when he walks in. It's
the repeat phrases that are in these bios make me
feel like whoever writes them is not great at it.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
He is the king of cornhole, which is.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
It's not the game.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
His life's goal is to play a round of golf
at Augusta National and get ready for this bachelor fans.
Keith had the best time of Stage Coast this last year.
Oh my god, I don't think he didn't think it
past the first night.
Speaker 8 (56:05):
No, he seems very nice.
Speaker 7 (56:07):
But he seems nice.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
I think I think he will make it past the
first night just because he's six ' five. Yeah, that's
the shallow part of me talking.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
But I might get him through. Okay, doctor Banana, where
do you got for us?
Speaker 7 (56:21):
I am on.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
Ok sorry, I always have to keep scrolling Ken here.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
We go and looks like Ken he looks like what.
Speaker 7 (56:35):
He Oh wait wait do you hear wait do you
hear his fun facts? I think you might be right?
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Property manager management treasure.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
You're right?
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Oh God, sorry for reading.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Sorry, sorry you go doctor Brannana.
Speaker 3 (56:56):
He's a property management treasure, age sixty from Peabody, massive
who sits Boston man. Oh yeah, he's going to be
a weirdo problematic.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
I also gotta put him as problematic and per.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, runs many marathons, play tennis, love cycling, go bly
has it on the go lifestyle says he still feels
young even in his sixties. Oh gosh, uh, he's never
been married.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
To the fun facts, just get to the fun facts.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh well, he loves watching Ted Lasso.
Speaker 6 (57:29):
No he does have adult kids.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, he's a Miley Cyrus Stan. Okay, he's told he's
not a bad driver, or he's told he is a
bad driver, but he's not buying it.
Speaker 7 (57:40):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
I would never know a Boston driver. You're Boston. Boston
drivers are already massholes. Have you ever told you're a
bad masshole? You know, he's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
He's a villain.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
He's a villain.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
He's problematic, and he's a per and you can tell
what their date's going to be. She's going to take
him to fin Way and he's gonna throw out the
first Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (58:05):
That's all he wants. That's all he wants to do.
That's why he's on the vast lids. It's like, get that.
Maybe meet Miley Cyrus too.
Speaker 6 (58:10):
He's a property manager. That means he's just the landlord friends,
so he hasn't really ever had a job that he's
had to pay for anything.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Does he have kids or adult kids?
Speaker 6 (58:21):
Adult kids?
Speaker 1 (58:23):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Also him a Miley Cyrus Stan.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Miley Cyrus Stan, you're so like that is perb and
that is problematic.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
He saw her on that wrecking ball. He was like,
you know what, I like her, I like her, I
like me some Miley Cyrus Dude.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
My dad went Opening Day alone to the handa Montana
movie and and a villain, so he would have been
the PERF villain and also problematic. My dad would have
been fighting him for all three okay, okay, And who
is doing this, Katie? Are you doing I think so?
Speaker 7 (59:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (59:05):
So this is Kim Okayim.
Speaker 9 (59:09):
He looks like he owns a boat and he's a
retired Navy captain. Does he look like he belows on
the boat.
Speaker 6 (59:14):
He looks like he should be on below deck?
Speaker 9 (59:15):
Yes, yeah, yeah, captain lay My dad by the way,
loves below deck and talk like watches it all the time,
but he can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
He sculls at the yachting show. He's right, incredible show.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
Uh so.
Speaker 9 (59:28):
He's from Seattle, Washington. He's a retired Navy captain at
sixty nine years old. He's ready to sail off into
the sunset with Joan.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
Literally.
Speaker 9 (59:36):
He loves spending time on his sailboat and dreams of
taking Joan for a romantic rid as the sun goes down.
He's a man of integrity who says he loves making
the most of life at any age. He's sincere generally,
he's a proud father and grandfather. His ideal date night
includes cooking dinner and enjoined in the backyard. He's old fashioned,
hopes to kim loves an old fashion and hopes to
toast him and Joan to be in the perfect match.
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He's an excellent whistler. His favorite food as a child
was clam cakes. I don't know this and he would
love to learn how to play the piano. Now that's
an attainable goal for.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
A sixteen eight year old, then he should do it
when you're almost seventy years old and there's something you
wanted to do and didn't do, Like, don't put that down.
Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
Especially, but also piano is attainable. Go take a lesson him.
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
He never will, He never will, he says. The thing
he's saying is, boy, wouldn't it be great to know
how to play the piano?
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I would love to have that ability. But there's no
way he's going to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
No, No, he's not going to if he hasn't by
seven years.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Do you think because of his military or being a
captain that he's going to be like the outdated person
who's going to be like a woman's places.
Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Here and yeah, maybe maybe we might have more issues
with like the er doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
You know, maybe this guy though his first love is
the sea. Yeah, you know, she'll always take second place
to the ocean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah, it'll be Brandy. You're a fine girl, Joni, You're
a fine girl. All Right, we're gonna take a quick
break and we'll be right back with Mark. The eagle
is landed and we're back you guys, I think we're
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looking at either the winner or the next bachelor. We
have Mark, who is Kelsey's dad from Scy's in the Bachelor,
and they brought him on the finale and we had
a preview of his limo exit and look, I know
she was nervous, but he was so elegant and articulate
(01:01:48):
and grounded and calming, and she didn't quite respond in
the manner that I thought it deserved. I was like,
you don't get to have Mark. We get to have Mark,
give it to give him as the bachelor. He's only
he's fifty seven. He's an army veteran. Now I'm glad
we met him because we know he's gentle. He's a
gentle he's also.
Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Wasn't he a cop?
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
He was, I was an army cop.
Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
He was an Army corps.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
So he all sounded bad on paper, and then we
met him and he was so well, he was so gentle.
He was from least for Louisiana. He's fifty seven, he's
ready for love after lost. Now they both lost people.
I don't see any other widows or widowers like that's big.
You might recognize Mark as Kelsey's dad and and future
(01:02:33):
and Joey Grez and Da Griziati's future father in law
inspired really yeah yeah, inspired by Kelsey and Joey's love story.
He's excited for his chance of love, so the crowd
went crazy for him. Basically, he showed up on the
show and America was like, wait a minute, we will like,
but we're all horny for Mark as an audience. We
want Mark on and so he's agreed. He did seem
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empathetic and warm. He's dedicated his life for working for
the military, which might have scared me, but then seeing
him in person on the show, he has very He
was very gentle, seemingly his five children are his greatest
accomplishment and he can't wait to have grandchildren one day.
He loved watching The Golden Bachelor because it made him
realize he's not alone in his grief and others are
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also hoping to find love again. In this chapter, he
loves traveling to visit his kids, and he hopes to
meet a woman to plant roots with again. He's truly
here to move. Yeah, I was just gonna say it
sounds like he'd move. Okay, get ready for these but facts.
Speaker 9 (01:03:34):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Mark is terrified of ostriches. I hope they make them
go on a date with ostriches.
Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Why is even Yeah, the ostriches are super easy to
avoid in life.
Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Very easy, very easy.
Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
You know, something happened, something had to also, Yeah, if
I was around a bunch of oscars, just I would
be terrified to.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Okay, number two and I have to say, I just
rewatched it and it was so fucking favorite holiday. His
favorite movie is ELF. I love I Love the Holidays
after It's a perfect, great movie, and he can his ears.
Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
I love Mark.
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I actually I hope they end up together because he
seems like he's a sincerely great guy. And if not,
I hope we get him for Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
I can't imagine a world where, unless like something just
really fucked happens throughout the season, that he is not
the next Golden Bachelor, like to have the first daughter young.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
That's the only issue.
Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
I don't think he can be. I don't think he
can be the bad you know, he can't be the
one to win this season because uh, you know, trotting
him out like that, it would just be too weird.
It would just seem like they just decided he was
going to be the one, because the whole thing's already right.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Yeah. I think he's going to be the next Golden Bachelor,
and and I think that they're mean enough that they
want him that even if she's falling for him, they'll
sabotage it in a way that they won't let her
have him.
Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
I think they did a bad job on the last
The Bachelor when they had what was his name's mom
show up the Oh, Matt's Matt's mom, And I feel
like they should have done a little bit more so
he realized who was in the room. And I think
that's why they did this with Kelsey. So it's like,
(01:05:37):
these are people that we want a part of our family.
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I think he's going to be the next Golden Bachelor,
but I think he's gound be top three. And I
don't know why he wouldn't win except for them interfering
and stealing it have him for themselves, which.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
They will do it they will.
Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I believe that they are villainous enough that they will
fuck over. I think if they think he's gonna win,
I think they're gonna fuck her over and keep him, yes,
so they can get him out.
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Oh, I mean They didn't even get to gauge how
people react to him yet though, because he hadn't done
this this thing yet, while they.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Already love him. You've seen him on camera before, and
he was like, we've seen him on camera a couple
of times and we love him. Okay, okay. Up next,
we have Doug Benson.
Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Michael is a retired banking CEO of sixty five years
of age.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
He looks like he was on the West Wing.
Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
He looks like an actor.
Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
He lives in Denver, North Carolina, which is weird. I
know a guy who lives in Dallas, Utah. He is
sweet soul. That's an expression this bio person loves to
trot out for most of the guys. Banking Exactly said
that already he loves his two sons very much. He
(01:06:57):
hopes he can find love again. So that's like his
wife died or it's confusing.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
It also says he loves exploring Chicago's botanical gardens, but
he lives in Denver, North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
He's definitely from Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
I mean, being a banker, he probably also could just
you know, go to Chicago whenever he feels like it.
It's fun. Facts probably winters in the South. You know
what I mean, nobody wants to be in Chicago the
winter when they're sixty five years old.
Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
He went to the Lolla bluesa three times, all in
his fifties, so it seems like that's supposed to be
an amazing accompliment.
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Get ready for the next two.
Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
He's terrified of talent shows. I don't know if that
means just seeing them in general, or like he's forced
to participate. And I mean, if he's so scared of
talent shows, why is why is he a Swiftie because
she's a talent show in and of her South?
Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
But yeah, I need to.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
See him again. He's going to be a battie.
Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
It sounds like he likes music and isn't afraid to
stand around in places where young people are gonna side
ite him the whole time. Yeah, you know, fifties year
old gold atalllues. Unless you're like, you know, really dressed
up like a you know, like a biker or something,
then you could probably stand out a little bit, you know,
in a leisure suit or what have you.
Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
I think he could be a bad he just he's
got two sons, so he doesn't and the wife is gone,
so I feel like around women in a long time,
I feel like he's gonna I think he's going to
be smooth. I think he would. I think he's gonna
be a smooth operator.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah, if you're going, If you're going, if you're a
sixty five year old male, swifty.
Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Yeah, I'm giving him meet big wives. You're going there
to meet the like young divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
He could be drunk or pervy. He could be a drunker.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I think he's drunker pervy.
Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Yeah, especially if you're going a lot of lousa. If
it listened a lot of lousa. I don't even like
going to a lot of loues, and I haven't since
I was in my twenties. So like a fifty year old.
Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Going very aged out for that, and I think he
loves to sort of go with his boys so that
he can like relive his youth and set shot drop tops.
Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Very Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Okay, Whitney, you are up next, or as I call
douglet you're up next.
Speaker 9 (01:09:29):
Oh he's Steven Spielberg, Yeah, Olberg, Pablos, Pierlberg, and I
love it.
Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
It's what I would imagine Judd Apatow's dad looks like
he's so cute.
Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
I like he is adorable. He's a retired un agency director.
He's sixty three. He lives in Cambridge, Maryland. Ah close.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Yeah, he's gonna win. He's gonna win. He's gonna win.
Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
He's the man of the world who's and his days
saving lives and his evenings curled up on the couch
watching reruns of his favorite sitcom. And he isn't volunteering
as an e M. T. Pablo, who was originally from
Buenos Aires. Oh, he's going to be a good lover,
enjoys visiting his kids and grandkids at California and New York,
and running ultra marathons and watching rugby I do. Pablo
(01:10:21):
is also a sucker for a rom com and isn't
afraid to admit that he cries in almost all romantic sea.
Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
He's gonna win. This is the winner.
Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
He's the bas that we can learn, play and explore
new things at any age, and he can't wait for
the opportunity to meet Joan.
Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
I think he's a sharp, sharp dresser too.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like a Wes Anderson character. He's
like a Bill Murray character.
Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Yeah, yeah, over his son facts Sory. He was retired.
Oh so he has a degree in geographical geographical engineering.
He's smart. He's a smart he worked to.
Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
The u N. I like that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
He has a tough time controlling himself around ice cream.
I would agree with that.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Doesn't get physical.
Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I think Pablo is gonna take the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
You can go far, for sure. I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
He's just like, suck a bucket list. I'm going everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
He seems too smart for this show though.
Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Yeah, yeah, well he works. He worked at the US.
Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah, like on it on the Bachelor, Like I mean,
you know, like, but he lives in he might be
the ringer. Maybe they're like, let's find her dream man
that lives in Maryland and just like wrap it up
and then we get to keep Kelsey's dad. Yeah he's
really cute. Okay, Okay, jack Key's taking away. Oh, Pascal Salona.
Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Sal on her.
Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
I also love we getting a little spicy here at
the end, we get in the spicies.
Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Love it.
Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Another Chicago, Illinois cat who.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Is a salon owner to Chicago.
Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
It's the Chicago and California.
Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Those are two places. Pascal is a salon owner. That
means he gonna have her looking fabulous, and he is.
He's sixty nine, Ah nice, and he is ready to
say I ful in love. The French business owner is
looking for his soulmate and cannot wait to meet.
Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
Our golden bachelorette.
Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Pascal is a very proud father and grandfather whose life
is his whose family is his pride and joy.
Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
Now when he's not working, Pascale loves going to see
some theater. He loves trying new restaurants, and he loves
going to concerts.
Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
But he loves the finer things in life. And while
he isn't a good cook, he is great at making reservations.
Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
I love that joke. That's a very cute joke. He's French,
so being romantic is in his blood. So he ready
to knock some sheets. He's been hoping to meet a
woman who.
Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Is passionate, full of life and intelligent because you know
why not. And he is ready to start his next
chapter to find the next woman. We are rooting for you, Pascal,
and they spelled we.
Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
Oh u I his fun facts. He loves taking his
grandson to the aquarium. Aquarium is very beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Pascal has played a lot of tennis back in the day,
and in another life, Pascal would have been a fashion designer.
I feel like Pascal and I hope he is, and
I hope they let him be. I feel like he
is a bisexual sixty nine year old man.
Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
Yes, me too, and I hope they let him be.
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I think he's gonna be I think she's gonna like him.
He's like a salon owner or I feel like he's
gonna be very as it comes. I hope he openly bisexual. Now,
I have never not had a French man be condescending him. Ish,
(01:13:57):
I'm gonna put him in the problematic category.
Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
But I think she's gonna like him.
Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I think it's a phrase. I'm like, that'll be pushy
with you, try to get you to do something that
you like, insult you, and then say you're so American
when you're like. I think he's gonna be problematic.
Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
He's gonna be like a French guy.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Yeah, I think he.
Speaker 9 (01:14:18):
Will be problem but I think she's gonna be into it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
She is gonna be a horny for him. But I
do think he's gonna be problematic. Yeah, Okay, gonna call him.
Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Somebody's gonna call him Pedro on accident because because his
last day is Pascal. I mean, but they're gonna screw
it up, somebody is.
Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
I'm going to get taken home with RJ. Financial Advisor
sixty six from Irvine, California, looking for a man in finance.
What five golden bachelore at Cassemberg. He's huge. Look no
further than RJ. He's the happiest person he knows. He's
ready to share all that happiness with someone special. Us
(01:15:00):
old guys are still vibrant and suitable for love. He
loves playing poker, golf, good food, and friends. His guilty
pleasures are warm chocolate chip cookies and long walks on
the beach. R J is looking for his forever snuggle
bunny and his favorite Christmas movie and die Hard. That's
(01:15:20):
one great movie. He's been to forty seven of the
United States and he loves to read spy novels. Let
me see him for a second six five. He's definitely
gonna make it for a while.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this may this, this may mess up
the other six foot five d because I think this
dude is more interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah, I think the other one is lost down. I
think that the other one. We'll go home on the
first night and she'll keep rj.
Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Yeah, although I'm firmly in the Diehard is not a
Christmas movie. Camp Oh, that's okay, that's okay. I'm firmly
in that case controversial.
Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
That's why I don't like it. It's in his bio
because dudes love to sit around and argue about whether
or it's a Christmas movie every December.
Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
Like, yes, yes, it's very endless.
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
I don't know how interested Joan will be in that
conversation every Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Doctor Branana, you're gonna take it in.
Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
The next one, Thomas, last one?
Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Is this the last one?
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Jesse is also competed. All right, this is fire chief,
Oh New York fight. This guy and the Boston guy
are going to get into a fistfight. Okay. So yes,
Thomas uh Fire Department, New York Chief sixty two. So
(01:16:52):
he's a New York City firefighter. Okay. His father of
three is very close with his kids when he isn't working,
always playing ukulele, eating ice cream, listening to Elton John
walking around Central Park, Like.
Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Listening to Elton John two wasn't it fun facts in
the beginning.
Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
I mean, I think everyone's here. They're all in that era. Yeah,
he's a great self proclaimed great gift giver, and he
wants to shower Joan with tokens of affection. He's hilarious,
has a sarcastic sense of humor. He doesn't take life
(01:17:33):
too seriously. Fun facts. He knows how to ride a unicycle.
It's true. It's interesting. Firemen have a lot of time
where they're just sitting around waiting for a fire to happen.
I bet he's got a lot going on. He used
to own a craper island.
Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
It makes me wonder if he's I bet he's an island.
I bet he has an accent.
Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I'm sure he does. And he's a big skier and
an even bigger apprey skier.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Let me see. I think she's gonna be fun.
Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
Yeah, cheese, I love I love listen. Crapes are one
of my favorite things in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
So I'm sure he's fit too.
Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Yeah, Okay, he looks old as hell, like.
Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
You see the lot. He's a fiermres all the fires. Yeah,
they'll dry your skin out.
Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
And he's definitely got on an old man's suit jacket,
but like he seems fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Okay, we're gonna take a great break and we're gonna
make our picks and we'll be right back and we'll
hear everybody's picks.
Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
Bones zone.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back,
all right, Jacquise, do you want to kick it off?
Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
I sure do, I sure do. What's the order that
we are going in?
Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
So we're gonna go our top three? So three, second
runner up, first runner up in the winter three two one?
Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Who do you have?
Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
Okay? My top three? Let me see the rankings of them.
Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
I have you put up?
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Will you put up the grid of the pictures, Katie
so we can see everyone's faces.
Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
I have going home at number three is Charles K.
Charles K going home at number three? I have going
home at number.
Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Two, mister Pablo, yes, the un guy.
Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
Yes. And I have winning Christopher.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Okay, I like that.
Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
I have winning?
Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Okay, great? And who do you have is your problematic person?
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
My most problematic is a person who with a name
like this. I refuse to believe he's any other chock.
He's my most problematic.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Okay, who do you have for your perv.
Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
Uh for my perv, I have kin.
Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Yeah, who do you have as the villain?
Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
I have a guy as my villain? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Doctor doctor? And who do you have as the next bachelor?
Speaker 10 (01:20:22):
I have?
Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
The next golden Bachelor is the father of a former bachelorette.
Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
Mark was my next bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Did anybody stand out to you as a drunk?
Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
As a drunk? Also? Kid, we're chusing so.
Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Many people drunk, too many.
Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
I can't do this, okay, Okay, great, okay, great, all right, Katie,
do you want to?
Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
I mean, I'll be okay, I'm just gonna just because
I like only for some reason did bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
To Now I have to think about everything, all right.
So then we'll go next. We'll go to doctor Banana next,
and Katie can do that. Katie, okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
So my top three, uh, number three.
Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Mark yep, yep, Kelsey's dad yep.
Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Number two is Bill.
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Which one is Bill? He's like, oh yeah, the one
who likes to give toasts?
Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
And then my number one is uh, where is he Pablo?
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Okay, the you and gentlemen, Yes, with your most problematic problematic?
Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
I wrote Ken, the guy from Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Okay, who is your pervert slash drunk.
Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
I put Pascal the French. He's going to be like,
not realize how pervy is because he's French and villain.
Actually put guy as well as my villain, the r
doc and who do you have a certain type of
person marks your next?
Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Great, all right, Katie, are you're in?
Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
I'm ready now?
Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
Okay, So number three is going to be Pascal for me.
I think he's going to make it pretty far, but
I think he's going to do something to fuck it up.
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Number two is going to be where did he go?
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Chalk?
Speaker 8 (01:22:13):
I just like his name, that's literally it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Just like I have to say Chalk. Oh God.
Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
And number one I think it actually I think it
might be Mark. I kind of think it's Mark.
Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
I feel like there was like a vibe after the
final rose, and I think they might not save him.
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I hope that's I hope you're correct. I hope you're correct.
I hope you're right.
Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
I don't I'm not going with that, but I hope
it's I hope you win.
Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
Yeah, I think that would be nice.
Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
The the purv guy was who was everyone saying the
guy who like Miley Cyrus that Kay can yeah him.
Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
And then what were the other one?
Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Probmatic? Problematic?
Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
Pascal will be problematic yep, and he's gonna make it
far of it'll be problematic.
Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
And who's the villain?
Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
I guess I'll say Guy as well?
Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Okay, And who's the next Bachelor that I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
Because I feel like I don't know that one. I'm
like torn on.
Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
I think it might be I don't know. I'm gonna
have to decide later. I have to think about that
one more.
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
So you gotta pick.
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
You don't agree with the Mark well because.
Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I think Mark wins.
Speaker 9 (01:23:37):
Alright, they're gonna choose someone from the u N to
be the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Okay, great, okay, Okay, next up Doug Benson.
Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
All right? Uh for third place, I've got Pablo.
Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
For second place, I'm going with Kim. I thank Kim.
Uh the I think just growing up with a name
that gets confused for woman make him like kind of
a sweet, soft person. And then and then my first
place is the Timothy Olephant guy Dan oh yeah? And
(01:24:18):
then uh for problematic, I'm going with Gary, and then
drunk or Pervy, I'm going Michael.
Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Who's Michael he's.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
The one I think is going to be drunk or pervy.
Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
Yeah, he's the one who oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
a lot of concerts.
Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Yeah he.
Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
And then uh, for villain, I'm going villain. I'm going
with not Bill, but tall Keith. I think he should
he's going to be a.
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Problem wild cards. I like your wild you know why.
Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
You know, why sit here and not take any swings?
Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
You know?
Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Like?
Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
I like that?
Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Okay, And but here's my biggest swing of ball is
I would be personally disappointed Mark is being trotted out
for us constantly before he's ever on a show. Then
he goes on uh, you know this show and doesn't win,
and then they make him the Golden Bachelor. It just
seems like it's too he has too much of a
(01:25:29):
golden road to that to that role. So I want
to change it up. Okay, I want to say somebody
that I think is going to go far and somebody
else agreed with me but won't win. And that's Christopher.
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree
with you. I think that's a good pick.
Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
That's my picks.
Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I think that's a solid Okay, Whitney, you're next. My
queen or Doug doug Let, my Douglet. Okay, So I
had in third place David. Which one is David? I
gotta see? Uh oh yeah, he chose the answer. He's
(01:26:08):
handsome Aaron Eckhart.
Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Oh wait, I mess it up. That's who I had
her win with the other was sorry, I messed it up.
I had Thomas's number three, and then Thomas Thomas was
the last one we I just thought he could be okay,
oh yeah, okay, sorry, I had him as three. Then
I had Pablo is two, and I had David is
number one. Okay, good, and then the next bachelor I was.
(01:26:35):
I had Mark or same thing Christopher. So I was
thinking the same way you were there. And then most problematic,
I had Kim just because of below deck. I just
thought maybe he'd get wild.
Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
I thought that too briefly.
Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
The villain I had was Michael and the drunk pervy
one was Ken.
Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
And I just said, Michael the villain.
Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
Yeah, Michael's the villain. I just think he's gonna be
And I cut you off.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Are you about to what were you about to say?
Whinny Oh? I was about to.
Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
Say a little fun fact here that because of this podcast.
I always do wordle every day, but because you always
say the word chowed, it actually is a word I
use a lot on wordle just because of chuck or whatever.
I thought i'd chack.
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
You know, it's so funny, Like you guys and the
podcast people get me. But like everybody here on this
amazing jobs and we're like, how is your tip degrees?
And like, you know, I'm saying it as like high praise.
But I saw them last night. I'm like, it was
so fun. It was so stupid, and they were like, oh,
like it was the stupidest trip. But I was like,
and I realized, like my language, I'm saying that it's
(01:27:46):
like the highest praise of what I could have had
for a trip. I was like, that was like the best,
Like like there's nothing more fun than a trip that
is so stupid. But like they were looking at they
I just realized I take for granted that people understand
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
I think the decision, yeah it was so stupid. There
was a hurricane and yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
I'm like, I'm like, it was the stupidest trip ever,
was so stupid. I had the best time, And they
were like, Okay, I don't get it. Okay, I've switched
my order. Listening to everybody, I might have switched my final. Okay,
here we go. I'm switching number three, Gosh, number three.
(01:28:35):
I'm going to go Pablo. I had him as my winner,
and I'm now making him number three's number three number two.
I'm going to go Christopher Ballot the contractor. I think
Mark is going to win. I think Katie's right. I
think there was a vibe in the audience. I think
(01:28:58):
Mark is going to win. I think there and I
think that is right. That is too straight up a shot,
So I think he's actually gonna win. We're gonna get
him off the market. And I'm torn from my bachelor.
Either Christopher or Toastmaster Bill. I think might be kind
of fun and Bill looks fun, and I feel like
(01:29:19):
he'd be like a fun choice, like Pablo's cool because
he was in the un But I feel like Bill
is more charismatic, and I'm gonna go Bill for the
next Bachelor.
Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
Love it, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I'm gonna say most problematic is past Gal. He's gonna
be telling people about how they're too American. Uh, just
like I've had so many people like does. I've been
insultant to my face so many times by so many
the villain I gotta go the Miley Cyrus Superstan Guy.
(01:29:56):
Uh no, guy, I'm sorry guy. The villain is gonna
be the er doctor. Okay, yeh, I as the er doctor.
The perv is ken and uh yeah. And the batch,
the batch will be built nice. I mean, I couldn't
be more delighted.
Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Okay, doctor Banana, you mean, Katie. Here we are. It's
just the three girls right now, everybody, and we're up
to twenty five hundred and thirty seven ratings. We're getting there.
We're getting there, everybody. We're trying it now. I want
to just say, and here's what I human nature. I
loved this. Can I just like give fifteen gold stars
(01:30:36):
to this person? Jindows, who gave us a two star
review last week, came back and changed it to a
five star review. And she said, drag me and she
said this, and you know what, and she goes to
show you. I truly believe it's so rare that somebody
like actually makes an amends. I could forgive anything if
(01:30:59):
somebody actually is like, you know what, I did it
and I'm sorry, Janews. All is well by me. Listen
to the sweet review. You guys were totally right to
call me out on my uncalled for two star review. Well,
I promised I'm not a drag. I was in a
mood and I wrongfully took it out on the podcast.
(01:31:20):
You deserve five stars now and always, and I hope
you don't mind still having me as a listener with
the heart dews do we not mind? We love you
even more we all have DS when it comes out
sideways and the sheer fact that you came back and
left that review no rain shell fall in de news.
What a sweet pet.
Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
That's very nice, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
We've all had moods that nice you ever, we all
have had moods and we've all look, I mean we've
all had things where we've taken it like we've all
and to actually come back after listening to us and
own it.
Speaker 8 (01:31:55):
Oh yeah, oh sweet?
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Is that that's great?
Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
I've never heard a cow that's a huge in a
review off you ever, because you do a thousand pod
I mean, you've so many podcasts. Usually people come back, yeah,
usually come back with another one star, going to fuck you.
I mean literally how sweet was that. We love that
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and again we all do everywhere, all human beings, and
it's like there is a good reminder to me too,
because I get so like I would sometimes rather move
to another state rather than be like, hey, I made
a mistake. And it's like I literally have to say
like purely, zero hard feelings, and in fact I appreciate
you even more now, like like it just come clean,
like we get it. Shit happens. We hope you're doing better.
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Whatever was going on. I hope you're all right. It's
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It was just like update, I just had to write.
As soon as I heard you say the notion of
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with them and they want to calm and ABC won't
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we'll just do one more review because we really appreciate
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I've shared the show with several colleagues and even the
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best friends, sisters, and Chuck is her husband. They are
the best. We were having a great time this weekend
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we were really getting into it. So shout out Chuck
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Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Quick question, does anybody remember if they gave Devin any
particular ranking when we when the draft picks happened for
that last season, nobody picked them.
Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Maybe did hold on?
Speaker 8 (01:36:59):
Maybe did y'all take them as like a villain?
Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Hold on? Let me check, No, I think so.
Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
We had no way to know he was a villain.
Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
We no, no one picked him for anything.
Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
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my instagram. My link tree is up there.
Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
It's fun, live streaming comedian. If you you can watch
it anywhere. We want to say, help me sell the
fuck out of this.
Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Show at the allusion that.
Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
Is that the Allegian Theater. We are going to announce
the cast pretty soon. I can let you guys know
now will she announce the cast. It will sell out
very quickly, so get tickets now.
Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
And my friend Jessica who did the podcast with Stop
This and Me and Greece, she runs the Allegion, so
it's okay, you know what, Jessica is gonna come to
the show in New York. Jessica's gonna come on stage
and help pick out the men because he she helped
pick out Stop This. Okay, Whitney, what would you to promote?
Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
I would I like to promote Doug litt Loves Movies.
Find anything on just Doug lit lovesmovies dot com. I
need to get a screen grab of Doug and Whitney
right now, both of them. Smile three two, put my
glasses on.
Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Okay, I'm doing a screen grab. What oh god, that
makes me start. I'm gonna take while I'll take it
back up one two, three smile. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Okay, here that's your book right behind the artist.
Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Oh my god, that makes me so happy. Okay, doctor Banana,
what would you like to.
Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Promote our Patreon? You can go listen. We're talking about
below deck mad right now.
Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
So then we're going to do the Secret Lives of
Mormon Wives afterwards, which I hear is really fine.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Yeah, it's it's really popular right now. We've got to
get into that.
Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
So that'll be next. We'll be finishing up shortly with Mediterranean,
then we'll be doing Secret Lives and Mormon Wives KT money.
What would you like to promote?
Speaker 9 (01:40:30):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
or foster an animal. Dog Coalition right now in Los
Angeles will help set you up with foster. They also
have a lot of really great adoptable dogs, so check.
Speaker 8 (01:40:43):
Them out on Instagram.
Speaker 9 (01:40:44):
Dog Coalition in Los Angeles, and then please make sure
you're registered to vote.
Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Well, I'm so excited to do this golden season with
all of you. Thank you all for your time and
your wisdom and humor. Doug and Doug Lett. It was
a joy to see the twins in action, the newest
Bachelor Twins. And uh, we will be back. So I
guess the first episode it's you're gonna air on Wednesday,
(01:41:13):
so we're eighteen, that'll be uh huh. And so we
will be airing on the nineteenth.
Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
Yep, we're recording on the nineteenth, airing on the twentieth.
Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
I thought it started this week.
Speaker 8 (01:41:24):
No, No, next week on the eighteenth, and it's on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Well okay, all right, well we'll be up if I'm
not filming that day. I like, if there's a delay,
it's just because I'm filming. But they're always they keep
changing the schedule around. But so far right now, I
think I'm free and clear, So off we go. All
right you guys until next time.
Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
Thank you said, I just get bye bye.
Speaker 10 (01:41:50):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all tonight. I feels so good.
I just got one little what's your Would you accept
this roll? Or would you reaccept this roll? Listen to
your word? Would you accept these rolls? To your word?
Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Will you accept this? Rose is a production of iHeartRadio.
For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I think it is Fred john like face for yet.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Let's shop that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The grah my God I had people, I'll read it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm in Charleston, exciting on an out now.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Alone.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Welcome to another episode of Weeks Up This Rose. My
name is Ardur Marine, coming to you from a generic
hotel room in Charleston, South Carolina. Could not be more
excited today to have some of my favorite humans on
earth to be breaking down the first season ever of
the Golden Bachelorette. We're doing the draft picks. Let me
(01:01):
just introduce everybody and see how everyone is doing. First,
off to my right as a man in a captain's hat,
which is literally never disappointing. He looks like a captain,
he feels like a captain, and he helped. He knew
that Devon was a dirtball. Ladies and gentlemen. You know
him that the host of Doug Loves Movies. You know
him as the host of a Wide World of Dougs.
(01:24):
Doug's movie is Interruption, the captain of the podcast Doug Bedson.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh ladies, Oh hoy, Doug, how are you I'm good.
And that was Jerry that called you know new you
know Clock Devon.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I I was with you.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I kind of liked him before the blow up at
the end.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, I mean I know that Jerry was number one
and he got to take his victory lap, but I
feel like you're a little more like I feel like
the gals were completely bamboozled.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah, I was completely babloozled.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, let's introduce that woman right now, ladies and gentlemen.
She's the people's princess of the podcast and her friend,
she's the one who's her friend has written the book
and Audrey and she's gonna she's going to be Audrey's
going to be coming to the show. We're going to
give away some books at the show, Ladies and gentlemen,
the people's Princess of the podcast, your friend, my friend,
(02:17):
our friend Whitney.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh my gosh, have you tell everybody the name of
Audrey's book.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Oh, it's called Elizabeth of East Hampton. It's super cute.
And and Emily, and I think Emily's gonna fly up
to come see the live show from Texas.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
From Texas. We have people messaging that they're flying in.
Another person who's with us today is going to be there,
and she was I'm going to say, one of the
most popular. But I was like, you and Joey are
the most popular bachelors that the franchise has ever had.
They just didn't know that they had you. I've never seen.
(02:57):
I'm going to say, the only other feeding frenzy I
ever saw one of our live shows was when Dean
was there and you don't know Dings, You didn't watch
it yet, but women went fucking crazy for Dean. It
was like bananas. But I'm going to say that the
crowd at the Bellhouse was unhinged when she were off there,
and I'm coming at there for me, ring your mends.
(03:19):
He's gonna help pick it out on top at the
Bellhouse in Brooklyn. Ladies and Gentlemen, you know him as
the host of comedian Feud. You know him from Grand Crew.
He has a fun thing coming up that we can't
tell you about yet, but he's also going to be
live with us. He is the Horny Pool inspector of
the podcast Ladies and Gentleman Jackie's Nail.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Oh, we are here, we are here. We're going to
find you somebody to jump in the pool with.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I know, I feel good about that. I went on
a date with a with a server that I met
in Greece who came on the podcast.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
It was such a good episode. You like that it
was unhinged.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Really that is a good sport. And I was thinking,
since I'm going to be in Charleston for a little while,
we should reach out and see if stoth This would
zoom with us and watch an episode of the Golden
Patch if we could get him like a Google drive
of an episode. Steve, he didn't fully understand what was happening,
but I feel like Stothus would Beka zoom Man also
(04:20):
with us today is the production team. We could not
do this without them. I tried to stuck her to Charleston.
I was like, do you want to come to Charleston
tomorrow and he was like, excuse me, I have a
job in a life. Ladies and gentlemen. Montana Arianna Rosanna,
Rosanna Dana meets me Atreen jose Levine, look at the program,
doctor Banana. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I wish I could come, but it's too tight of
turnaround right now.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And I'm like, I didn't give me my schedule till
just now. So if you finally do you want to
be a bad girl, do it all through this doctor,
KT money, KT money Levine Hello, KT money mean Hi?
Did that dog get adopted?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
PJ?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, not yet?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Okay, well someone.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Should a doctor, though nobody better adopt this dog. Well,
ladies and gentlemen, we are doing Joan's draft picks.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What do you?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I think Joanah is a little young, but uh, I
accept her as my golden bachelorette. I want some I
personally would have liked An Ellen. I'm just throwing that
out there. Uh, Whitney, how are you feeling about Joanahs
the Bachelorette?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I think I feel similarly to you because I just
don't understand how she wasn't ready yet to be in
a relationship, but now just six months later, she's all
ready to be engaged. I just felt like the whole
reason why she stepped away from the show was that
she wasn't ready yet. So I just don't like a
person who was ready.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Like that big promos where Joan is talking and she's
at the table with her whole family and she says
I'm not trying to replace your father. I'm just trying
to make our family whole again.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Okay thing, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
So baddy in that ad campaign, because I was like,
you don't need a man to make your life whole.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like I just felt like it was so poor, Keith,
how do you feel about all of that?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
I mean, you know, listen, I.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Was one of the rare few folks that didn't watch
every episode of The Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
I think we talked about this, and so I am
in it.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I'm in it one because I don't know that much
about Joan and I'm excited to watch this season because
I'm excited to see for me, I think it's going
to be more fun for me to see old men,
a bunch of old ass men trying to buy for
the Bachelorette. So I'm ready and I have a very
(06:57):
sour taste in my mouth after last Bachelor experience with
we just say.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You take the floor, say whatever you need to say
about I mean, take it.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I think I text you at like two in the morning.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
It was like, oh, they did her, trash, it did
her so tra like a short season, terrible men didn't
even get.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
To the didn't even get to go to the mansion,
and they sent her like whatever country or state would
sort of house them. It just felt like they were
on the lamb, you know.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Yeah, yeah, and then to make her watch Ship after.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
After saying Joey Joey got a pass and didn't have
to watch his final show, but she had to.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Yeah, and listen, listen. I was I I will say this.
I was right. I said Devon was gonna win.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
You did, but I was wrong, and saying that Devin
wasn't as big of an asshole as he was.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
So I will when I see Jerry at the Bellhouse
on November or on October fifth, he's coming, come to it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I want Jerry to know right now, I am going
to bow the knee to his opinion, right and from
now from now on, I'm going to bow.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Honestly, it actually Jerry's instinct that he never wavered, and
he was even texting me during the finale about how
Devin was a creep and I'm like, no, no, no,
this isn't great. I was like, I was in and
he was completely right. He was totally right.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I blame I blame samm though for like distracting us
good point, you know, like being just more openly, you know,
not being sneaky about being dumb and a hole, but
just doing it well.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
There's also been some like videos of Jen and Jonathan
like who are like they're kind of acting like they're
maybe dating, which would be I hope so hes happiness.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I think that this is the first time we've ever
seen anyone take it all the way to the end.
It's like a lot of times people fall for the
girl and then when they realize they've probably done enough
to get themselves on paradise, they then sort of start
backing away from the girl. The fact that he went
all in and all the way to the engagement is
(09:23):
it's just I know that women will date him, but
he is such disgusting human that he would do that
to somebody. Just disgusting.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I used to enjoy this. I got a DM from
c Cerrulo and from I think one of our listeners.
This was Saturday night at ten pm my daughter is
It at a bar in Boston. Jen just walked in
the crowd chanted fucked Devin. Fucked Devin from Gary is
(09:57):
there too. Everyone is having so was one.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh the world is like like kind of wrapping their
arms around her.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I hope so oh she oh she I because at
the two Look, man, I know I'm not God's strongest soldier.
Because after two, Like if I was on one season
and got rejected and then I went through all this
and got rejected, Yeah, I would move to a cave
with a box of tissues and Jurgons and never come
to the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, like I would.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I just would stop.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I would stop existing to have any type of relationship
with anyone.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's also just knowing that she like has a history
of picking the worst guys and in her brain, she
picked the safe one that was like I love you,
I'm here, I'm ready. Like, she did it right, She
went against her instinct. She she got rid of sam M,
she did everything. She got rid of the soldier Marcus,
Like she actually broke her own cycle and went for
(10:56):
the guy and he was the worst of them all.
I'm like, that's unforgivable, Okay, but let's get going.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Got the golden baby.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I never realized. I never realized that just now that
Jurgons and Jerkin are so close together. Yeah, I really
thought I thought you said jerking, and I realized, no,
you SAIDs.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
To have somes.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I love Jurgons.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I also like to love Jerkins too.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I also love.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Should we do top three, We'll do the Next Bachelor.
We're gonna do the Next Bachelor, and then doctor Banana.
I'm gonna let you pick two more categories for Golden.
We don't have to do the normal ones. You can do.
You could do most problematic. I mean you know there's
gonna be a problematic back.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Who's the first of a stroke, most likely to be
hiding an ailment?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Do you want a problematic old man?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Like yeah, okay, so yeah, most.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Most or injuries or just the way that they have
like your uncle, where you're like, shut the funk up,
like stop talking, like most outdated views, outdated views like
old problematic, outdated man. And then do we want the villain?
Will there be a villain? Probably will a villain?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Most?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Do we want a drunk about drunk villain? Problematic? Three
bachelors and the and the next and the next batch.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
So top three, next bachler, the most problematic villain, and
then the drunk You said, I.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Feel like there's be a boozeound drunk, they don't have
to be villain. I know some friendly drunks that are
fun drunks, like they.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Can be emotional, funny, problematic.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, okay, here we go. So Katie's gonna share the
screen for those playing along at home.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
We will be putting a dirty old man. Sorry, I
just thought of like a dirty old man category.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
All right, So maybe rather than so, we could swap out.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Because the pervy one who's like always talking about sex?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Right, should we switch? Should we switch one of the
categories we problematic villain? Do we do drunk slash pervy?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You can pick, Okay, Okay, here we go. Okay, so
we're on the ABC website. We'll be putting all of
our picks up on Rosepodcast, dot Vodka. I'm gonna read
it and I'm gonna call in the order it goes. Whitney, Tana, Jaquis, Doug,
Katie on my screen.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
All right, So here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I will read Jones bio to begin, and then Whitney,
you will read Bill. So our bachelorette is Joan Vassos.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
She was.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
She's a sixty one year old grandmother and school administrator,
so she still works. She's from Rockville, Marrigan, and she
is a remarkable woman. She's resilient, she's a zesa adventure
and strong family values. She had a heartbreaking loss of
her husband after thirty two years of marriage. She remains
an embodiment of strength and grace as a devoted mother
(14:21):
of four, grandmother of three, and school administrator, finding solace
and the music of Elton John, spending time with her
dog and cooking. So now she envisions a future filled
with shared moments by the beach and cherished time with family.
All right, up, first, we have Bill and Wit take
it away.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
So we have Bill.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
He is a retired videographer. He is sixty eight years
old and he lives in Portland, Oregon. He's cute, yeah,
so he is an outgoing charismatic man's ready to meet
the one. The retired video producer self became hopeless romance
who says I am Latin romances in my blood by
(15:05):
hired life, and he's looking for someone for his golden years.
He has two daughters with his ex wife and they're
very supportive of him going on this journey. When he
isn't spending time with his family, he likes playing guitar
public speaking, rocking out to the Beatles, and he hopes
meeting Joan will be the end of the search for
his future wife. His fun facts he is a member
(15:29):
of two toastmaster clubs.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't even know what's a toast. He likes to
give speech to.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
You know, it's like the uh Shriners.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Okay, you know, because when it's a public speaking I
was like, does he just go to like city hall
meetings and.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Like complaines he's excited to be on TV.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
He is, and he would like to have a coffee
shop and name it Billy's Beans. And he's currently on
his way through the list of every Academy Award Best
Picture winner.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I think he's going to be fun. I think he's
not gonna win. I don't trust that he wants that.
He takes all these public speaking classes. He has great hair.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Look at his hair.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
He looks.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Beautiful. Yes, are you'll sponsored by?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He looks like as ad. I'm concerned by the fact
that he needs a lot of attention. Like to me,
I feel like Billy means is fun and cute. I
think he's going to be cute and fun. I need
to see how tall he is. I feel like I
know it should say that.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I oh, also, did they are they going to tell
us like married history or like any of these guys
are widowers.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
I bet it will say in here because it says
X so like this makes me think divorced.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
I bet it will say.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Somewhere in the his ex wife.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, yeah, because that's what That's a real interesting thing,
you know. I feel like the ones whose wives have
died to be just a better bet. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Also, he's tried dating sights and the local single scene.
This man, he is trying to get some He's trying
to clap some cheeks, trying to clap some cheeks.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
He he lonely, lonely.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'd be there for followers and d ms.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
I don't know the toastmasters, the toast master.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
This man trying to talk his way into some pantas.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay. Next up we have Jack Keyesh and we're talking
about Bob.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I think I know guy, I really think I know him.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Alright, you could listen.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
He looks like, yeah, yeah, well, let's talk about.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Bob Carol Leslie Nielsen thing going on.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
He does, he got the nice he had the grandpa smile,
he got the wait, where does Joan live Brown Jacket.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Where's Joan lived?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Okay, because I mean we have to consider, like the
first one's broke up because a lot of it was
they couldn't mesh their like they lived in different places,
and like, these people have such rooted lives.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
So I do wonder you can just be moving.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, they should do what love is blind does and
like get the city. But okay, all right, let's let
Quitney get through Bob.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
I mean Bob, I will get through Bob.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Let's talk about Bob, who is a sixty six year
old Cairo practor.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Gotta love the chiropractice from Marina Delray. I need to
go to the chiropractor. I need to make an appointment.
But Bob knows how to ride the waves of life.
Let's see what else he talking about.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Literally, Oh, he's looking for a kind patient, passionate woman.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
He's going through it. He's going through after going through
a divorce. So he is divorced. So I have a
feeling that if it says divorce is divorced, if his
ex wife they did, that's my theory. That's my theory
that I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Who knows, But Bob also loves to go and walks
with his dog's Clarence. He likes to watch Pixar movies
while eating chocolate. Oh, he doesn't do fast food.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
He shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
He's old and Bob loves to live in He loves
to inline skate, but only on quads.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A roller blade. Why don't they just call it roller skating?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Then we know what roller skates are.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
That's what they call him these days.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Inline. I like that he serves.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah, he's fit.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Chiropractor.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
They're just trying to they're just trying to him a
little bit with this, you know, inline skate but only
on quads.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Like yeah, so yeah, almost seventy skating. That's dope.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, rollers are hard.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
They're hard.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I like Bob and it's kind a nice leather jacket.
I feel like the guys in the house are gonna
like Bobby. He's gonna be like as people.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Yeah, oh my gosh, you know he is.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Of course, all right, Doug, you're up with Charles k.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Oh, good, old Charles k From. Where is he from?
Portfolio Rancho Palace verdas job. That's his job. He's a
portfolio manager.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Got a good job.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah, right, and he's from Rancho Palace Palace Verdie So
that's probably pretty pretty nice.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
It's probably got something into the ocean right now.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Yes, I literally just thought of that. That's where all
the landslices are happening.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Whoever writes these bios find him to be as sweet
as he is handsome, and he's pretty good looking, so
I think he's pretty sweet. Yeah, that's my assessment. He
kind of reminds me of the who does he look.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Like like Samuel L. Jack like A like A like A.
He looks like he looks like every uncle that I've
ever had. You it was great.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Uh, it's he loves kayaking, so you know that's Uh,
these guys, I think they're gonna stress for all of
them that they're still out doing physical stuff. Yeah, but
you know what Saturday mornings are for sleeping in, So
that to me sounds like, uh, she's gonna want to
avoid him on the weekends. And and he's very proud
(21:38):
of the work he's done building homes in rural Niker.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Also he played basketball, Yeah, he.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Has I like him.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
He wants to prove that men in their sixties still
have game, charm and swag. Yeah, I like Charles. You guys, okay, Charles,
I'm right, Charleston. I like Charles. I like Charles too.
I feel like he could be top three.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Is gonna go? Is Joe gonna move all the way
across the country for him?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Though, Dude, there's a lot from California.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
It's actually kind of interesting. I noticed that.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
I mean, that's probably.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Apparently they had a lot of hard time casting the
men because a lot of the men had STDs.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Wow, I guess statistically two thirds of them did. Probably
probably Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Doctor Banana, you're up, queen?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I am who am? I I am? Charles l Okay
retired financial analysts sixty six.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
One of the Charles go by Chuck.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
They've all been Charles for over sixty five years.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Like, you can't change that, You're right, Yeah, be a
Charlie or Chuck.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, well you'll see why they can't.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Also, the nineteen version of like like like Tanner, you
know Kirk, Yeah, okay, okay doct doctor Beebe.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
He's from Philadelphia. It says he's someone special. Retired analyst,
father of two, ready for a second chance of love.
No stranger to taking risks, risks. He grew up in
rural China, moved to the States, was only twenty dollars
in his pocket. That's a classic immigrant story. You'll love
to hear it.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
He has a kind heart, hilarious sense of humor, and
sweet soul. He wants to meet someone intelligent. Yeah, okay,
he could see anyone in concert during his golden years.
But he'd love to see Britney Spears perform one day.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
My mom wanted to see Britney too, she loved Britney.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
He may have missed his chance. He dreams of going
to the moon.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I don't think it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Sorry, bad news, bad news. You will never go to
the moon. He loves to fish, grew up making his
own fishing nuts, and his favorite TV show is the
NBA Fix.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Not a TV show show, what the fuck you can
like basketball?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
But he wants, he wants.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Everybody needs to tell him. He needs to be told
there's no fishing on the moon.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I also love that the difference between like the younger
cast and the older cast in these bios is the
younger cast where all we always talk about, Oh man,
that ship sounds unrealistic, blah blah blah, because it's just
like you know, they're young and dumb, and this one
is like, oh man, this sounds unrealistic because you're close
to death.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You gonna die.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
You're not gonna make it. Brother, He's.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I don't see anybody Uncle Purvy yet, but I have
my eye out.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Looking yourhead to the next one. I figured out why
neither of those guys could go buy Chuck.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yep, you guys.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Shock. I love shock. I want to spell it C
H O c K Chuck yours Katie. He's okay.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
He's an insurance executive. He's sixty years old from Wichita, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He's cute. Chuck is quite the catch.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
He's kind, loves adventures, has a successful career, owning his
own business. He has a very full life, fell with
his kids. Oh he has a dog named super Tubs.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Oh my god, these names.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
Oh, I got that's rights. He's hoping he can meet
the adventures compassionate woman he's been looking for.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
When he isn't working or spending with the kids, he
loves exercising and rooting for the Kansas City Chiefs. He
probably loves Taylor Swift then let's be real.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
He loves to shop.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
He is a self proclaim named grill Master. He once
went nighttime shark diving in Australia. That's terrifying. And he
hopes that shavy Camaros with te tops make a comeback.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You guys, I like Top three. I think Chalk is top.
I'm literally choosing him just for his name, because he
could be the via phenomenal name. No, he's a nice top.
Yeah maybe, but he has a black lab named super Tubs.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Like it's not a villain. Like, I think he's nice.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I refuse. I refuse to believe any white man named chock.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Think how old is he? Sixty? Could be the problematic
or the villain?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Do you think that? Do you think that likes sports?
Do you think Joan likes sports at all?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Because everyone's idiots is leading with and I watched this
team religiously. It's like settled down. That's not what you
should be looking for.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, well they're retired. This is what they do. They're
like I watch basketball.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Well, even people jobs watch football all day on Sunday.
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay, I am up. Christopher Christopher's handsome. Christopher's real handsome.
He's a sixty four year old contractor from West Babylon,
New York. That's closer. So he lives a long islands.
That's a long island, and I feel like the location
is going to be big on this. And he knows
how to build a house, okay, Christopher. Christopher is a
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proud father and grandfather who's ready to say goodbye to
his single days. He loves owning a construction company, so
he still works, which we love. But his greatest accomplishments
in life are his three kids and his seven grandkids.
He believes it's never too late to find love. In
his free time, he loves exercising and cooking healthy meals.
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He'd love to cook for Joan is ready to whip
up a favorite dish for loves that his birthday is
on Christmas Eve. He loves earth, wind and fire and
bowling with his grandkids. I like Christopher. I'm putting for
top to I like Christopher.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
He seems that I worry that when he says he
likes her with wind and fire, he means the elements.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Like the innocence of like.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
I love that my birthday as a December birthday. I
hate them my birthdays in December.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I love you like it, I hear the office of me.
I don't like it, just sort of eat into celebration,
like it's always going to be Christmas.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I'm never gonna get well, my birthday was always on
Honakah or like it would be Inca and they'd be like,
here's your holiday gift of birthday and yeah, but I
definitely like shamelessly throw it into one giant celebrated.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
He's cute though, and You're right, he's closer, so that's nice.
He sounds like a nice.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Guy so far.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
He's really good looking, he looks really cool.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He has the only at sex appeal so far.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
And it's also I love that I can relate to
these people more.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Yes, you like kids, I love exercising and eating healthy.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
Yeah, man, I love it. I love that shit.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
I love I can relate to these and I love
that they because I'm at a I'm thirty eight. I'll
be thirty eight this month, so like I am at
a weird age where like the twenty year olds and like.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Right not, but like even though I'm not as.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Old as these sixty year olds, I feel like I
understand them more.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yes, I noticed that in Golden Bachelor too.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
I was like, Oh, I'm relating to these older women.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
In a way that I is interesting me. I'll tell you.
And I know I said this already on the podcast,
but it was interesting when when my friend and I
lost when we went to Greece, I didn't do any
research and I didn't realize that. I thought we were
booking like a Mama Mia kind of a thing, like
just like a quiet and I didn't realize we basically
went to like a b I felt like I didn't know,
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and so it was all these like twenty something like
but it was interesting. And I think I said this
like last week, but like there was no sexual energy
with anyone at any of these like places where they
were all scantily. They were all just interacting with their
phones and getting pictures of themselves and like there was
no flirting, there was no laughing, there was no like,
(30:24):
there was no energy. Everyone there was fit and attractive,
and like no one was checking out the other people
in the room. It was just interacting with themselves and
their phone.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
It's all though there's like posting first traps, but they
don't actually have sex, right.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, it was weird. There was no laughter, there was
no there was no interacting with each other. It was
just with getting the right shot. And it was very weird.
And I think that this like what a boring life,
and like so it'll be fun to be with, you know.
It's been really fun watching Love Is Blind UK, which
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feels a little more regular, like you know, just like
real people anyway, just saying like I do think that
like that twenty five year old influencers are like, there's
no there there. Yeah, you know, let's take a quick
break and we'll come back and Whitney will lead us
off with our next participant.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Oh, bone zone. Time for the bone.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Zone, and we're back. Something incredible has just happened. Santa
came early, and I'm not just talking about for the
birthday of the Last Gentleman. Doug is wearing a Laura
and Ash pink T shirt, sunglasses and an IMDBs Captain
(31:54):
Zatt and Whitney just came back in the exact same
costly Doug Benson, help it.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I love it. I am dB.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So good. This makes me so happy.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
Thank you, this is great thinking.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
I actually ever I was like this the fact that
I have everything you.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Guys a live show together wearing this exact Honestly, I
never wear this shirt. I just thought it would look
good from you know this part vibrate like, it's so good.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Look, it's a great shirt. I happen to wear mine
a lot. It's it's it's good when I'm running so
that people don't hit me.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
But it's just so you were at her. You were
at her record release party. I was, yes, that's where
I got that. And then you were on the item
d b Boat at Comic Kong.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yes, can I tell you that? I saw you went
on this podcast and you wore the hat the next
day or whatever, and then I went down. I was like, oh,
I better get one because Doug has one.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Oh okay, I love it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I love I love the People's the podcast People's Princess.
She's fully executing her job titles so well, she's the
People's That's a podcast. She looks, Look, I'm here for
all of this. Well, guess what your next?
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Cosplay Doug Benson, you're gonna be reading Dan.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Here we go, Dan. He also he reminds me of
Timothy Oliphant.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Eyes.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
He has the eyes.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Thats more handsome as you say that because he's so handsome.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Is he reading all right?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Now that I can think of Timothy Olafant, that makes
it better.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Okay, But Dan's a private investor, so I'm already he's
already been sneaky while you gotta be so private about it.
And then he lives in Naples, Florida, so I think
that's a that'd be fun for John to move there
sixty four years old. He's got a big heart. I
think a lot of these guys have big hearts, which
is probably dangerous. He enjoys a Saturday morning at the
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farmer's market. That's a fun thing to do together.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
That is fun.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah, Dan is excited about this opportunity. Wow, he's already
he's run out of things to say. Well, I'm excited. Wo.
He loves to picnic at the beach. You know, picnics
and the beach. I'm pro both of those things. He
loves to sing, just not in public, so she's got
to listen to his awful singing at home.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But that he doesn't like attention. That's good.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
He's want to embarrass her. Yes, yeah, yeah, maybe he's
a good singer, but he doesn't want the attention.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
And then here's the most boring thing I've seen in
anybody's fun facts. It's not nothing fun about it. He's
a big reader of historical biographies.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Wow to his two daughters and a sister though, So
he might be good with women.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, it does seem like he might be. The Farmer's
Market was the big clue for me. I see happy
couples at the farmers market.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I think Dan and Christopher so far, this little stacked,
this little back to back, I feel like those are
two contenders.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Oh you know what.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
This whole time I was reading this and I was like,
I don't like Dan. I don't like him, don't like him,
but I misread his occupation. I thought it was a
private investigator.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Cop, and I'll like him. But is a private investor. Yeah,
so I'm on board.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
He's rich, but he's got money and he's not a cop.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yes, Well, Doug's twin, Whitney, would you like to take
the next one? Sure, Whitney Benson, would you like to
take the next one? I'm just gonna go by Doug Lit, dougt,
Doug Lit, Douglet, Okay, DOUGLT, you're up? Okay, So this
is wait, I need to see the picture. Oh he's
Aaron Eckhart.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, wow, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
I was god.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I think he's got plugs in his hair, so we've
got cute. He's a rancher. He's sixty eight from Austin, Texas,
and he's just hot. David is a sweet soul who's
ready to find love. He's thoughtful, sensitive and kind, and
is dedicated his life to being there for others. He
put on pause on dating sixteen years ago to focus
(36:20):
on his kids, but it's now ready the love of
his life and right off into the sunset together. He
loves marathon spontaneously booking flights to new destinations. He's hoping
his plus one will want to travel the world with him,
share experiences.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, first he likes to leave a lot, but it
sounds like he wants her to come with.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
He wants a travel harder. That's fine.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
I think I like this guy. I think he's so
His hero is his ninety one year old mother I love,
who indulged in a cold beer on a hot day.
Who doesn't like that? And then he loves breakfast tacos.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I think he David is very strong contender.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Not the most imaginative guy in the world. Was being
living in Austin and saying, you like breakfast tacos. You know,
they kind of forced you to have them when you're there,
so it's not, yeah, not that interesting.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
But he does obnoxious about them when he goes to
Maryland and they're they.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
Don't even have breakfast tacos in Maryland.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
I'm a little bored by David.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
David, He's kind of basic.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, I think you like, might like she might be
kind of basic.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, what was husband? Like, what did he do?
Speaker 7 (37:43):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
He died, Yeah, he just died. But you know what
I mean, like, what kind of life did he that?
It's a clue.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, they could be like she doesn't like, you know,
like chat not. Susan Jenner was a real firecracker, and
Susan had made out with women, and Susan was like
fun and horny. Joan was like, might like David, you
know That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
I think this is perfect for her.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, Jack Keats, you're up, my friend.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Oh we are here to talk about there read own desert.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I love it.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Desert.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
I love I love the way he looks.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
It feels like this is how I might look at
sixty five.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
He looks young.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
He does look young. He looks he looks young and fun.
Got the early fro, all right, get.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Its fifty two? He looks like fifty two.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Yeah, but he is actually sixty five.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
He's a retired finance executive from Palm Desert, California.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
A I love this. He had handsome. Gary has a
zest for life that lights up every room he enters. Now,
although he is retired.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
He loves spin classes, golfing, and watching the view. And
you know he didn't start watching the Loopie got there.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
That's what the next sentence says.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
He is the godson of the legendary Tina Turner and
is also a musically gifted musician with a beautiful singing
voice and killer dance.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
About it.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I'm calling it right now. Grew growing up underneath the
famous like Tina Turner, Like that's a huge thing to live.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Up to, and not his his mom.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
You know, he still he still tells every woman that
he meets. The first thing he says is, I'm Tina
Turner's godson.
Speaker 9 (39:45):
Also like his parents, must have been like in music
and kind of famous, right, Yeah, they.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
They got money, Yeah they were something.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Well.
Speaker 7 (39:55):
He does dream of owning a home in the south
of France, and he also loves the spot. He loves.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
He wants to bring back disco and he rides hard
for the USC Trojans.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
Interesting, interesting desert, that's exciting.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Why does Joan want to watch a college football game
every Saturday six months? It's crazy?
Speaker 7 (40:19):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Disco in the spot. I think Gary, Gary. I think
Gary's going to be popular in the house. Yes, he's
gonna be very likable.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
I feel like I think Gary could.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
I think Gary could be popular in the house and
be a villain, but not in the same way that
like these young cats are villains. Villain just because like
he's he feels like he's gonna be able to like
have his hand in every yeah pacet of the house.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Yeah yeah he might.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I like handsOn, Gary, I like that as godmother. Is
that really solid casting tip of.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
The hat the house? Call him proud Gary.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
I love it. And you know he comes out singing.
He comes out singing once he step out that limit.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I got found here and keep on turning, all right,
Doctor banana. You get Gil.
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Gil Okay another Southern California. They're all Southern California. It's
very interesting to me.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Gil educator sixty Mission, Viejo, California. He's a romantic, sweet, emotional,
let's see, father of two. Wants to show the world
that men can be committed and want the same kinds
of relationships that women do during their golden years. I
don't know if that means.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
Means.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
He loves going to comedy clubs with his friends, indulging
and relaxing, foot massages fun. He says retirement is on
the horizon for him, and he dreams of living in
Hawaii by the beach with his partner. And then uh.
He likes the show affection by holding hands.
Speaker 8 (41:59):
Sentence Yeah, like the fun.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Facts my hands all day every day.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
He's a skilled juggler. His favorite book is The Bridges
of Madison County, and he loves road tripping, especially with
his family.
Speaker 9 (42:17):
He's gonna come out of the limo juggling for sure.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Horny things you get handled, and Bridges of Madison County
like it's like the basements are the opposite of flooding.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
If if he makes it past the first day uh,
this will be the first man to cry.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
I feel like everything you're saying, everything I'm thinking. I
was like, I'm getting past the first day.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't see it be less horny, you know what
I mean. He sounds perfectly nice to be like your
real estate agent.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Or some shit.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
You know.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Yeah, it's guilt you everything you want to hear. But
it just seems like too.
Speaker 7 (42:58):
Like for you know what it is, Yeah, you know
what it is too.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
It's not even and this is this is the same
for anty Bachelor season or bachelore season. It's not even
that he's boring. He is, but it's not even that.
Like if you were to meet this dudes one on
one in a whatever setting, he would be nice enough
and you get to know him and blah blah blah.
But when you put people like this around other people
who have other things that like will just drown your
(43:26):
personality out. Like that's what's happened, that's what's gonna happen
to Hiyeah, the.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Handhold Juggler Bridges, Madison County, Like what okay.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
Soft, He's sorry. Just that book like it was popular
with twenty some years ago. You haven't read one thing
better than that since.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Yeah, brother re Game of Throne.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
It was like, I feel it was many pages, it
was tiny.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
It was like, yeah, it was like a pamphlet twenty
years ago. Okay, I will read the next one and
then we will take it away with KT money. Oh guy,
he feels like a villain. Oh he's to be arrogant
emergency room doctor, handsome sixty six.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
He's an emergency room doctor in Reno.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
This man has seen shit.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
I'm the first.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
He's good looking. The guys in the house are not
gonna like him. He's going to be a villain. He's
ready to put himself out there, and he's dedicated forty
years to helping others as a doctor. He's charismatic, confident,
and romantic. Who's looking for a woman who's intelligent and funny.
He likes spending time with his four kids and grandchild.
(44:32):
He wants to prove to the world that older men
basically can still get boners. You know what I mean here.
He does not fit the grumpy old man stereotype, and
he knows he's got a lot left to live. He's
a big believer in chivalry. Jones like him. The guys
are not, but Jones will like him. Guy is a
total catch. Fun facts. He's planning to hike aet Mount Kilimanjaro.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
He all it says fall fall. He's doing Gold Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
He is dreams about the Dallas Cowboys winning a Super
Bowl and he's a beatle delusional.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
Yeah, he's so. He's delusional.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
He's delusional. I think he is gonna make its top
three and he could be a villain.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
I think he's a villain. He's got great he's a villain.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Look at his team nice tea.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Also, I'm always wary of dudes who are like, yeah, man,
I believe in chivalry as like that's the thing to be, like, yeah, motherfucker,
you should exactly why.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Do you have to go out of your way?
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Yeah so nah nah yeah, all right yeah man. Okay
for women.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
KT money you are up next.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
We got Jack.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
He's a haterer. He's sixty eighties from Chicago.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
He's cute.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
He's got good head of hair.
Speaker 8 (45:57):
Again, look at that hair.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
He's cute in bold Ye I know.
Speaker 9 (46:02):
Does Jack have an appetite for love? Yes, chef, Okay,
he's a retired restaurant.
Speaker 7 (46:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
He's ready to treat Joan like the Queen she is and.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Wants to cook a five star meal just for her.
He's a father and grandfather. He loves making people laugh.
Looking for his travel partner for life. He went on
a solo trip to Italy and made him realize he
really wants someone to travel with and be with.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
He's a big softy.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
He's a proud racquetball champion. Okay.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
On May nineteen seventy seven, Jack was sitting in the
front road Elvis' last concert in Chicago.
Speaker 7 (46:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
His favorite treat is a cigar chwoice a month.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I do not like that.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
I think cigars are disgusting.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
But others, I like John. I think it's fun that
he does two times a month. It's all it's every day.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah, she's gotta sit around. She's gotta sit around listening
to him. Oh, I can't wait till next week my
twice monthly cigar.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
He looks nice, though, as a person, as a person
from Chicago.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
As a person from Chicago, this dude looks like every
white man I've ever seen in Chicago. He is gonna
watch the Bears on Sunday. He don't have his cigar
on Saturdays. He gonna make you some Italian beef like
this is this is a Chicago dude right here, and
I love it.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
But I don't think he's making Chicago.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
I don't think he's gonna win. But I do also
love a Chicago dude. Having lived in Chicago.
Speaker 7 (47:35):
I know this guy. You know this guy. I know
this this guy.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
We're going to Wrigleyville. We're gonna go to like some
sports bar. We're gonna go. You know, you have a
good time with him. He'd be fun. But I think
she's more basic than like I think she's I think
I personally love a Chicago feel. I feel like Joan
is more mayor you know. But he can cook. I
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mean I find Jack fond and I like that. Twice
a month. He's like, let me get rowdy with my cigar.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah, you can give the boys and go to the
cigar club.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Okay, Doug, you're first again my friend.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Well, first of all, a guy like Jonathan is every
women's woman's dream. So let's just go ahead and shut
this down. I guess, yeah, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 7 (48:28):
Uh he.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
I'm just gonna go right to his fun facts because
I have issues with all of them. First of all,
he says, he loves amusement park funnel cake. So I
don't know, like just I just say I like amusement parks.
But even now it's a little questionable. But then he
toyed with the idea of being a bodybuilder, like your
bio shouldn't be things you like, just kind of knocked
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around your head for a bit and then didn't do
He starts every day with two cups of in bed.
That sounds a little too regimented. I think Joan should
have somebody that's open to maybe not doing that every day,
you know what I mean, Like they've only got so
much time left. Why uh you know why he's stuck.
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He doesn't have the activity.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
He does have a cat dog and floppy eared rabbit
like that.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Those are all of course Katie Money loves all that.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
I don't understand what he's a material specialist and a
ship consultant that feels made up.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
I feel like that over there. That means he works
at UPS and they just can't say it right.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
He works like Box Brothers.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
He works like Box.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
He has a regular job, and that's that's fine. I'm
not making fun of you.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah they're they're using it up. Yeah, Okay, then up
next we have Jack Keith take it Away with Jordan.
Speaker 7 (50:05):
Oh, let's get to Jordan. I'm sorry, let me actually
get to him.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
All right, let's talk about our senior sales executive who's
sixty one, mister Jordan, also from Chicago.
Speaker 7 (50:19):
I like that it is. It's very weird.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
All the like mix, all the like places in the
same all the people in the same cities.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah, I'd like they had three casting outings. It was
like Pallasperdes Chicago, and like, that's it.
Speaker 7 (50:35):
All right, I'm gonna read this. I'm gonna read his
full bio. I'm gonna read it all that would be quick.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Jordan is a glass half full kind of guy. He
is a dad that is extremely family oriented and it's
close with his three daughters and three brothers.
Speaker 7 (50:48):
When he isn't working.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
He loves walking his dog Mickey along the lake. I
love that too, enjoying Deep's pizza from lou Mount Naughties.
Lou Mau Naughties is great, but you know, you gotta
get a thin crust in there, you know what I'm saying.
He likes playing ping pong, He's warm, he's funny. He
really wants to meet a woman to grow old with.
You ain't got that much time, brother.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
He Also, he also hopes to find someone who loves
being outside and trying new restaurants, which is Chicago. That's
a lot of restaurants I love.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Also, he misses the days when visitors will stopped by unannounced.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
That sounds like somebody of his age. That sounds like
somebody of age. Yeah, this one mister legs. Jordan won
a Mister Legs contest in college.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
And he loves and that happened forty years ago. Hang on,
I know, hang on to it.
Speaker 7 (51:42):
And also here he is.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
This makes him so much different than everybody I've ever heard.
He loves Thanksgiving for the food, family, and football.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
I've never heard of. I want to see what he
looks like. I think he's cute.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
Yeah enough for her?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, I think a lot of I can't.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Why can't any of these old guys get through a
bio without bringing up how much important football is.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Because this is their life.
Speaker 10 (52:11):
They get.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
That's all. I mean.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
You have any men love football?
Speaker 4 (52:15):
I know, It's just they're all so there's all such
slaves to it, Like you know you enjoy it, but like,
don't make it your personality.
Speaker 6 (52:24):
Yeah, but these people are Midwesters.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
That's all they do. Well, I mean, the California guys
are all saying it too. Everybody in football comes up.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
I think a lot of I think a lot of
straight guys, particularly as they get older, have less friends
and so like if their kids are older and if
they're retired, the only way that maybe they socializes are
watching a game.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Yeah, it's a great way to socialize with your own boys,
you know, your own sons and maybe some of your dollaries.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
But I think they don't have friends. I feel like
the guys I know, like the men I know, I
feel like they don't have buddies.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Well in the Fantasy Football League.
Speaker 5 (53:03):
I'm sure the Fantasy Football League also, like at least
coming from the Midwest myself, Like in Chicago's a big city. Uh,
you know, sports are big in Chicago, so like sports
are a very big part of the city's culture, especially
like football.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
Yeah, yeah it is. It would be more rare, you know,
they didn't like sports some of these places.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
And I will say sports are fun in Chicago. Like
I'm not a huge sport, but like, like Wrigley Field
is so fun that it's right in town. Like, there's
something fun about the fact that that is very Chicago.
It is part of what makes Chicago Chicago.
Speaker 7 (53:44):
Like I like that.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, Chicago guys will bring up how important football is
to them to Joan and we'll see how she reacts.
Speaker 9 (53:52):
Yeah, if she knows I hate football. All of these
guys are fucked though, I'll never like.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah, yes, his favorite.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
All right, I will take the next contestant we have. Oh,
we're on page two already, here we go, and we
are getting to all Keith girl Dad sixty two Street Angel.
He's a girl dad by profession from San Jose, California.
Keith lights up every room he walks into. The sales
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director and father of three. Uh is loving, smart and creative.
He's six foot five, but also all a social but
that's huge with a big personality. He's dead most dedicated
most of his ault life to being a single dad.
He's okay, so he raised he raised his daughters by himself.
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She's soon to be empty nester. When he falls, he
falls hard. That always scares me, freezing. That's that's like,
and you're six foot five when you fall hard? Like, no,
he says, younger people, Yeah, yeah, that's a lot younger
people shouldn't be scared of growing older. Getting older rocks.
His guilty pleasure is Ben and Jerry's and he can
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never just have one scoop. He's ready to love Joan
on Cone diitionally give them a phrase.
Speaker 6 (55:22):
ABC.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
Doug, the writer of this bio, thinks every other old
man lights up the room when he walks in. It's
the repeat phrases that are in these bios make me
feel like whoever writes them is not great at it.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
He is the king of cornhole, which is.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
It's not the game.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
His life's goal is to play a round of golf
at Augusta National and get ready for this bachelor fans.
Keith had the best time of Stage Coast this last year.
Oh my god, I don't think he didn't think it
past the first night.
Speaker 8 (56:05):
No, he seems very nice.
Speaker 7 (56:07):
But he seems nice.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
I think I think he will make it past the
first night just because he's six ' five. Yeah, that's
the shallow part of me talking.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
But I might get him through. Okay, doctor Banana, where
do you got for us?
Speaker 7 (56:21):
I am on.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
Ok sorry, I always have to keep scrolling Ken here.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
We go and looks like Ken he looks like what.
Speaker 7 (56:35):
He Oh wait wait do you hear wait do you
hear his fun facts? I think you might be right?
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Property manager management treasure.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
You're right?
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Oh God, sorry for reading.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Sorry, sorry you go doctor Brannana.
Speaker 3 (56:56):
He's a property management treasure, age sixty from Peabody, massive
who sits Boston man. Oh yeah, he's going to be
a weirdo problematic.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
I also gotta put him as problematic and per.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, runs many marathons, play tennis, love cycling, go bly
has it on the go lifestyle says he still feels
young even in his sixties. Oh gosh, uh, he's never
been married.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
To the fun facts, just get to the fun facts.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh well, he loves watching Ted Lasso.
Speaker 6 (57:29):
No he does have adult kids.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, he's a Miley Cyrus Stan. Okay, he's told he's
not a bad driver, or he's told he is a
bad driver, but he's not buying it.
Speaker 7 (57:40):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
I would never know a Boston driver. You're Boston. Boston
drivers are already massholes. Have you ever told you're a
bad masshole? You know, he's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
He's a villain.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
He's a villain.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
He's problematic, and he's a per and you can tell
what their date's going to be. She's going to take
him to fin Way and he's gonna throw out the
first Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (58:05):
That's all he wants. That's all he wants to do.
That's why he's on the vast lids. It's like, get that.
Maybe meet Miley Cyrus too.
Speaker 6 (58:10):
He's a property manager. That means he's just the landlord friends,
so he hasn't really ever had a job that he's
had to pay for anything.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Does he have kids or adult kids?
Speaker 6 (58:21):
Adult kids?
Speaker 1 (58:23):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Also him a Miley Cyrus Stan.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Miley Cyrus Stan, you're so like that is perb and
that is problematic.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
He saw her on that wrecking ball. He was like,
you know what, I like her, I like her, I
like me some Miley Cyrus Dude.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
My dad went Opening Day alone to the handa Montana
movie and and a villain, so he would have been
the PERF villain and also problematic. My dad would have
been fighting him for all three okay, okay, And who
is doing this, Katie? Are you doing I think so?
Speaker 7 (59:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (59:05):
So this is Kim Okayim.
Speaker 9 (59:09):
He looks like he owns a boat and he's a
retired Navy captain. Does he look like he belows on
the boat.
Speaker 6 (59:14):
He looks like he should be on below deck?
Speaker 9 (59:15):
Yes, yeah, yeah, captain lay My dad by the way,
loves below deck and talk like watches it all the time,
but he can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
He sculls at the yachting show. He's right, incredible show.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
Uh so.
Speaker 9 (59:28):
He's from Seattle, Washington. He's a retired Navy captain at
sixty nine years old. He's ready to sail off into
the sunset with Joan.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
Literally.
Speaker 9 (59:36):
He loves spending time on his sailboat and dreams of
taking Joan for a romantic rid as the sun goes down.
He's a man of integrity who says he loves making
the most of life at any age. He's sincere generally,
he's a proud father and grandfather. His ideal date night
includes cooking dinner and enjoined in the backyard. He's old fashioned,
hopes to kim loves an old fashion and hopes to
toast him and Joan to be in the perfect match.
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He's an excellent whistler. His favorite food as a child
was clam cakes. I don't know this and he would
love to learn how to play the piano. Now that's
an attainable goal for.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
A sixteen eight year old, then he should do it
when you're almost seventy years old and there's something you
wanted to do and didn't do, Like, don't put that down.
Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
Especially, but also piano is attainable. Go take a lesson him.
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
He never will, He never will, he says. The thing
he's saying is, boy, wouldn't it be great to know
how to play the piano?
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I would love to have that ability. But there's no
way he's going to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
No, No, he's not going to if he hasn't by
seven years.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Do you think because of his military or being a
captain that he's going to be like the outdated person
who's going to be like a woman's places.
Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Here and yeah, maybe maybe we might have more issues
with like the er doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
You know, maybe this guy though his first love is
the sea. Yeah, you know, she'll always take second place
to the ocean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah, it'll be Brandy. You're a fine girl, Joni, You're
a fine girl. All Right, we're gonna take a quick
break and we'll be right back with Mark. The eagle
is landed and we're back you guys, I think we're
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looking at either the winner or the next bachelor. We
have Mark, who is Kelsey's dad from Scy's in the Bachelor,
and they brought him on the finale and we had
a preview of his limo exit and look, I know
she was nervous, but he was so elegant and articulate
(01:01:48):
and grounded and calming, and she didn't quite respond in
the manner that I thought it deserved. I was like,
you don't get to have Mark. We get to have Mark,
give it to give him as the bachelor. He's only
he's fifty seven. He's an army veteran. Now I'm glad
we met him because we know he's gentle. He's a
gentle he's also.
Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Wasn't he a cop?
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
He was, I was an army cop.
Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
He was an Army corps.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
So he all sounded bad on paper, and then we
met him and he was so well, he was so gentle.
He was from least for Louisiana. He's fifty seven, he's
ready for love after lost. Now they both lost people.
I don't see any other widows or widowers like that's big.
You might recognize Mark as Kelsey's dad and and future
(01:02:33):
and Joey Grez and Da Griziati's future father in law
inspired really yeah yeah, inspired by Kelsey and Joey's love story.
He's excited for his chance of love, so the crowd
went crazy for him. Basically, he showed up on the
show and America was like, wait a minute, we will like,
but we're all horny for Mark as an audience. We
want Mark on and so he's agreed. He did seem
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empathetic and warm. He's dedicated his life for working for
the military, which might have scared me, but then seeing
him in person on the show, he has very He
was very gentle, seemingly his five children are his greatest
accomplishment and he can't wait to have grandchildren one day.
He loved watching The Golden Bachelor because it made him
realize he's not alone in his grief and others are
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also hoping to find love again. In this chapter, he
loves traveling to visit his kids, and he hopes to
meet a woman to plant roots with again. He's truly
here to move. Yeah, I was just gonna say it
sounds like he'd move. Okay, get ready for these but facts.
Speaker 9 (01:03:34):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Mark is terrified of ostriches. I hope they make them
go on a date with ostriches.
Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Why is even Yeah, the ostriches are super easy to
avoid in life.
Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Very easy, very easy.
Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
You know, something happened, something had to also, Yeah, if
I was around a bunch of oscars, just I would
be terrified to.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Okay, number two and I have to say, I just
rewatched it and it was so fucking favorite holiday. His
favorite movie is ELF. I love I Love the Holidays
after It's a perfect, great movie, and he can his ears.
Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
I love Mark.
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I actually I hope they end up together because he
seems like he's a sincerely great guy. And if not,
I hope we get him for Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
I can't imagine a world where, unless like something just
really fucked happens throughout the season, that he is not
the next Golden Bachelor, like to have the first daughter young.
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
That's the only issue.
Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
I don't think he can be. I don't think he
can be the bad you know, he can't be the
one to win this season because uh, you know, trotting
him out like that, it would just be too weird.
It would just seem like they just decided he was
going to be the one, because the whole thing's already right.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Yeah. I think he's going to be the next Golden Bachelor,
and and I think that they're mean enough that they
want him that even if she's falling for him, they'll
sabotage it in a way that they won't let her
have him.
Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
I think they did a bad job on the last
The Bachelor when they had what was his name's mom
show up the Oh, Matt's Matt's mom, And I feel
like they should have done a little bit more so
he realized who was in the room. And I think
that's why they did this with Kelsey. So it's like,
(01:05:37):
these are people that we want a part of our family.
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I think he's going to be the next Golden Bachelor,
but I think he's gound be top three. And I
don't know why he wouldn't win except for them interfering
and stealing it have him for themselves, which.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
They will do it they will.
Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I believe that they are villainous enough that they will
fuck over. I think if they think he's gonna win,
I think they're gonna fuck her over and keep him, yes,
so they can get him out.
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Oh, I mean They didn't even get to gauge how
people react to him yet though, because he hadn't done
this this thing yet, while they.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Already love him. You've seen him on camera before, and
he was like, we've seen him on camera a couple
of times and we love him. Okay, okay. Up next,
we have Doug Benson.
Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Michael is a retired banking CEO of sixty five years
of age.
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
He looks like he was on the West Wing.
Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
He looks like an actor.
Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
He lives in Denver, North Carolina, which is weird. I
know a guy who lives in Dallas, Utah. He is
sweet soul. That's an expression this bio person loves to
trot out for most of the guys. Banking Exactly said
that already he loves his two sons very much. He
(01:06:57):
hopes he can find love again. So that's like his
wife died or it's confusing.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
It also says he loves exploring Chicago's botanical gardens, but
he lives in Denver, North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
He's definitely from Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
I mean, being a banker, he probably also could just
you know, go to Chicago whenever he feels like it.
It's fun. Facts probably winters in the South. You know
what I mean, nobody wants to be in Chicago the
winter when they're sixty five years old.
Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
He went to the Lolla bluesa three times, all in
his fifties, so it seems like that's supposed to be
an amazing accompliment.
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Get ready for the next two.
Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
He's terrified of talent shows. I don't know if that
means just seeing them in general, or like he's forced
to participate. And I mean, if he's so scared of
talent shows, why is why is he a Swiftie because
she's a talent show in and of her South?
Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
But yeah, I need to.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
See him again. He's going to be a battie.
Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
It sounds like he likes music and isn't afraid to
stand around in places where young people are gonna side
ite him the whole time. Yeah, you know, fifties year
old gold atalllues. Unless you're like, you know, really dressed
up like a you know, like a biker or something,
then you could probably stand out a little bit, you know,
in a leisure suit or what have you.
Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
I think he could be a bad he just he's
got two sons, so he doesn't and the wife is gone,
so I feel like around women in a long time,
I feel like he's gonna I think he's going to
be smooth. I think he would. I think he's gonna
be a smooth operator.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah, if you're going, If you're going, if you're a
sixty five year old male, swifty.
Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Yeah, I'm giving him meet big wives. You're going there
to meet the like young divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
He could be drunk or pervy. He could be a drunker.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I think he's drunker pervy.
Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Yeah, especially if you're going a lot of lousa. If
it listened a lot of lousa. I don't even like
going to a lot of loues, and I haven't since
I was in my twenties. So like a fifty year old.
Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Going very aged out for that, and I think he
loves to sort of go with his boys so that
he can like relive his youth and set shot drop tops.
Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Very Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Okay, Whitney, you are up next, or as I call
douglet you're up next.
Speaker 9 (01:09:29):
Oh he's Steven Spielberg, Yeah, Olberg, Pablos, Pierlberg, and I
love it.
Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
It's what I would imagine Judd Apatow's dad looks like
he's so cute.
Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
I like he is adorable. He's a retired un agency director.
He's sixty three. He lives in Cambridge, Maryland. Ah close.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Yeah, he's gonna win. He's gonna win. He's gonna win.
Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
He's the man of the world who's and his days
saving lives and his evenings curled up on the couch
watching reruns of his favorite sitcom. And he isn't volunteering
as an e M. T. Pablo, who was originally from
Buenos Aires. Oh, he's going to be a good lover,
enjoys visiting his kids and grandkids at California and New York,
and running ultra marathons and watching rugby I do. Pablo
(01:10:21):
is also a sucker for a rom com and isn't
afraid to admit that he cries in almost all romantic sea.
Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
He's gonna win. This is the winner.
Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
He's the bas that we can learn, play and explore
new things at any age, and he can't wait for
the opportunity to meet Joan.
Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
I think he's a sharp, sharp dresser too.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like a Wes Anderson character. He's
like a Bill Murray character.
Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Yeah, yeah, over his son facts Sory. He was retired.
Oh so he has a degree in geographical geographical engineering.
He's smart. He's a smart he worked to.
Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
The u N. I like that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
He has a tough time controlling himself around ice cream.
I would agree with that.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Doesn't get physical.
Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I think Pablo is gonna take the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
You can go far, for sure. I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
He's just like, suck a bucket list. I'm going everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
He seems too smart for this show though.
Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Yeah, yeah, well he works. He worked at the US.
Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah, like on it on the Bachelor, Like I mean,
you know, like, but he lives in he might be
the ringer. Maybe they're like, let's find her dream man
that lives in Maryland and just like wrap it up
and then we get to keep Kelsey's dad. Yeah he's
really cute. Okay, Okay, jack Key's taking away. Oh, Pascal Salona.
Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Sal on her.
Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
I also love we getting a little spicy here at
the end, we get in the spicies.
Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Love it.
Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Another Chicago, Illinois cat who.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Is a salon owner to Chicago.
Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
It's the Chicago and California.
Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Those are two places. Pascal is a salon owner. That
means he gonna have her looking fabulous, and he is.
He's sixty nine, Ah nice, and he is ready to
say I ful in love. The French business owner is
looking for his soulmate and cannot wait to meet.
Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
Our golden bachelorette.
Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Pascal is a very proud father and grandfather whose life
is his whose family is his pride and joy.
Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
Now when he's not working, Pascale loves going to see
some theater. He loves trying new restaurants, and he loves
going to concerts.
Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
But he loves the finer things in life. And while
he isn't a good cook, he is great at making reservations.
Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
I love that joke. That's a very cute joke. He's French,
so being romantic is in his blood. So he ready
to knock some sheets. He's been hoping to meet a
woman who.
Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Is passionate, full of life and intelligent because you know
why not. And he is ready to start his next
chapter to find the next woman. We are rooting for you, Pascal,
and they spelled we.
Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
Oh u I his fun facts. He loves taking his
grandson to the aquarium. Aquarium is very beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Pascal has played a lot of tennis back in the day,
and in another life, Pascal would have been a fashion designer.
I feel like Pascal and I hope he is, and
I hope they let him be. I feel like he
is a bisexual sixty nine year old man.
Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
Yes, me too, and I hope they let him be.
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I think he's gonna be I think she's gonna like him.
He's like a salon owner or I feel like he's
gonna be very as it comes. I hope he openly bisexual. Now,
I have never not had a French man be condescending him. Ish,
(01:13:57):
I'm gonna put him in the problematic category.
Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
But I think she's gonna like him.
Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I think it's a phrase. I'm like, that'll be pushy
with you, try to get you to do something that
you like, insult you, and then say you're so American
when you're like. I think he's gonna be problematic.
Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
He's gonna be like a French guy.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Yeah, I think he.
Speaker 9 (01:14:18):
Will be problem but I think she's gonna be into it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
She is gonna be a horny for him. But I
do think he's gonna be problematic. Yeah, Okay, gonna call him.
Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Somebody's gonna call him Pedro on accident because because his
last day is Pascal. I mean, but they're gonna screw
it up, somebody is.
Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
I'm going to get taken home with RJ. Financial Advisor
sixty six from Irvine, California, looking for a man in finance.
What five golden bachelore at Cassemberg. He's huge. Look no
further than RJ. He's the happiest person he knows. He's
ready to share all that happiness with someone special. Us
(01:15:00):
old guys are still vibrant and suitable for love. He
loves playing poker, golf, good food, and friends. His guilty
pleasures are warm chocolate chip cookies and long walks on
the beach. R J is looking for his forever snuggle
bunny and his favorite Christmas movie and die Hard. That's
(01:15:20):
one great movie. He's been to forty seven of the
United States and he loves to read spy novels. Let
me see him for a second six five. He's definitely
gonna make it for a while.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this may this, this may mess up
the other six foot five d because I think this
dude is more interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah, I think the other one is lost down. I
think that the other one. We'll go home on the
first night and she'll keep rj.
Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Yeah, although I'm firmly in the Diehard is not a
Christmas movie. Camp Oh, that's okay, that's okay. I'm firmly
in that case controversial.
Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
That's why I don't like it. It's in his bio
because dudes love to sit around and argue about whether
or it's a Christmas movie every December.
Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
Like, yes, yes, it's very endless.
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
I don't know how interested Joan will be in that
conversation every Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Doctor Branana, you're gonna take it in.
Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
The next one, Thomas, last one?
Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Is this the last one?
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Jesse is also competed. All right, this is fire chief,
Oh New York fight. This guy and the Boston guy
are going to get into a fistfight. Okay. So yes,
Thomas uh Fire Department, New York Chief sixty two. So
(01:16:52):
he's a New York City firefighter. Okay. His father of
three is very close with his kids when he isn't working,
always playing ukulele, eating ice cream, listening to Elton John
walking around Central Park, Like.
Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Listening to Elton John two wasn't it fun facts in
the beginning.
Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
I mean, I think everyone's here. They're all in that era. Yeah,
he's a great self proclaimed great gift giver, and he
wants to shower Joan with tokens of affection. He's hilarious,
has a sarcastic sense of humor. He doesn't take life
(01:17:33):
too seriously. Fun facts. He knows how to ride a unicycle.
It's true. It's interesting. Firemen have a lot of time
where they're just sitting around waiting for a fire to happen.
I bet he's got a lot going on. He used
to own a craper island.
Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
It makes me wonder if he's I bet he's an island.
I bet he has an accent.
Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I'm sure he does. And he's a big skier and
an even bigger apprey skier.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Let me see. I think she's gonna be fun.
Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
Yeah, cheese, I love I love listen. Crapes are one
of my favorite things in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
So I'm sure he's fit too.
Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Yeah, Okay, he looks old as hell, like.
Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
You see the lot. He's a fiermres all the fires. Yeah,
they'll dry your skin out.
Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
And he's definitely got on an old man's suit jacket,
but like he seems fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Okay, we're gonna take a great break and we're gonna
make our picks and we'll be right back and we'll
hear everybody's picks.
Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
Bones zone.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back,
all right, Jacquise, do you want to kick it off?
Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
I sure do, I sure do. What's the order that
we are going in?
Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
So we're gonna go our top three? So three, second
runner up, first runner up in the winter three two one?
Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Who do you have?
Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
Okay? My top three? Let me see the rankings of them.
Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
I have you put up?
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Will you put up the grid of the pictures, Katie
so we can see everyone's faces.
Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
I have going home at number three is Charles K.
Charles K going home at number three? I have going
home at number.
Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Two, mister Pablo, yes, the un guy.
Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
Yes. And I have winning Christopher.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Okay, I like that.
Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
I have winning?
Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Okay, great? And who do you have is your problematic person?
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
My most problematic is a person who with a name
like this. I refuse to believe he's any other chock.
He's my most problematic.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Okay, who do you have for your perv.
Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
Uh for my perv, I have kin.
Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Yeah, who do you have as the villain?
Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
I have a guy as my villain? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Doctor doctor? And who do you have as the next bachelor?
Speaker 10 (01:20:22):
I have?
Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
The next golden Bachelor is the father of a former bachelorette.
Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
Mark was my next bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Did anybody stand out to you as a drunk?
Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
As a drunk? Also? Kid, we're chusing so.
Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Many people drunk, too many.
Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
I can't do this, okay, Okay, great, okay, great, all right, Katie,
do you want to?
Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
I mean, I'll be okay, I'm just gonna just because
I like only for some reason did bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
To Now I have to think about everything, all right.
So then we'll go next. We'll go to doctor Banana next,
and Katie can do that. Katie, okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
So my top three, uh, number three.
Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Mark yep, yep, Kelsey's dad yep.
Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Number two is Bill.
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Which one is Bill? He's like, oh yeah, the one
who likes to give toasts?
Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
And then my number one is uh, where is he Pablo?
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Okay, the you and gentlemen, Yes, with your most problematic problematic?
Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
I wrote Ken, the guy from Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Okay, who is your pervert slash drunk.
Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
I put Pascal the French. He's going to be like,
not realize how pervy is because he's French and villain.
Actually put guy as well as my villain, the r
doc and who do you have a certain type of
person marks your next?
Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Great, all right, Katie, are you're in?
Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
I'm ready now?
Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
Okay, So number three is going to be Pascal for me.
I think he's going to make it pretty far, but
I think he's going to do something to fuck it up.
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Number two is going to be where did he go?
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Chalk?
Speaker 8 (01:22:13):
I just like his name, that's literally it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Just like I have to say Chalk. Oh God.
Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
And number one I think it actually I think it
might be Mark. I kind of think it's Mark.
Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
I feel like there was like a vibe after the
final rose, and I think they might not save him.
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I hope that's I hope you're correct. I hope you're correct.
I hope you're right.
Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
I don't I'm not going with that, but I hope
it's I hope you win.
Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
Yeah, I think that would be nice.
Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
The the purv guy was who was everyone saying the
guy who like Miley Cyrus that Kay can yeah him.
Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
And then what were the other one?
Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Probmatic? Problematic?
Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
Pascal will be problematic yep, and he's gonna make it
far of it'll be problematic.
Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
And who's the villain?
Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
I guess I'll say Guy as well?
Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Okay, And who's the next Bachelor that I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
Because I feel like I don't know that one. I'm
like torn on.
Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
I think it might be I don't know. I'm gonna
have to decide later. I have to think about that
one more.
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
So you gotta pick.
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
You don't agree with the Mark well because.
Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I think Mark wins.
Speaker 9 (01:23:37):
Alright, they're gonna choose someone from the u N to
be the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Okay, great, okay, Okay, next up Doug Benson.
Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
All right? Uh for third place, I've got Pablo.
Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
For second place, I'm going with Kim. I thank Kim.
Uh the I think just growing up with a name
that gets confused for woman make him like kind of
a sweet, soft person. And then and then my first
place is the Timothy Olephant guy Dan oh yeah? And
(01:24:18):
then uh for problematic, I'm going with Gary, and then
drunk or Pervy, I'm going Michael.
Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Who's Michael he's.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
The one I think is going to be drunk or pervy.
Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
Yeah, he's the one who oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
a lot of concerts.
Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Yeah he.
Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
And then uh, for villain, I'm going villain. I'm going
with not Bill, but tall Keith. I think he should
he's going to be a.
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Problem wild cards. I like your wild you know why.
Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
You know, why sit here and not take any swings?
Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
You know?
Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Like?
Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
I like that?
Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Okay, And but here's my biggest swing of ball is
I would be personally disappointed Mark is being trotted out
for us constantly before he's ever on a show. Then
he goes on uh, you know this show and doesn't win,
and then they make him the Golden Bachelor. It just
seems like it's too he has too much of a
(01:25:29):
golden road to that to that role. So I want
to change it up. Okay, I want to say somebody
that I think is going to go far and somebody
else agreed with me but won't win. And that's Christopher.
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree
with you. I think that's a good pick.
Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
That's my picks.
Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I think that's a solid Okay, Whitney, you're next. My
queen or Doug doug Let, my Douglet. Okay, So I
had in third place David. Which one is David? I
gotta see? Uh oh yeah, he chose the answer. He's
(01:26:08):
handsome Aaron Eckhart.
Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Oh wait, I mess it up. That's who I had
her win with the other was sorry, I messed it up.
I had Thomas's number three, and then Thomas Thomas was
the last one we I just thought he could be okay,
oh yeah, okay, sorry, I had him as three. Then
I had Pablo is two, and I had David is
number one. Okay, good, and then the next bachelor I was.
(01:26:35):
I had Mark or same thing Christopher. So I was
thinking the same way you were there. And then most problematic,
I had Kim just because of below deck. I just
thought maybe he'd get wild.
Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
I thought that too briefly.
Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
The villain I had was Michael and the drunk pervy
one was Ken.
Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
And I just said, Michael the villain.
Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
Yeah, Michael's the villain. I just think he's gonna be
And I cut you off.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Are you about to what were you about to say?
Whinny Oh? I was about to.
Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
Say a little fun fact here that because of this podcast.
I always do wordle every day, but because you always
say the word chowed, it actually is a word I
use a lot on wordle just because of chuck or whatever.
I thought i'd chack.
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
You know, it's so funny, Like you guys and the
podcast people get me. But like everybody here on this
amazing jobs and we're like, how is your tip degrees?
And like, you know, I'm saying it as like high praise.
But I saw them last night. I'm like, it was
so fun. It was so stupid, and they were like, oh,
like it was the stupidest trip. But I was like,
and I realized, like my language, I'm saying that it's
(01:27:46):
like the highest praise of what I could have had
for a trip. I was like, that was like the best,
Like like there's nothing more fun than a trip that
is so stupid. But like they were looking at they
I just realized I take for granted that people understand
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
I think the decision, yeah it was so stupid. There
was a hurricane and yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
I'm like, I'm like, it was the stupidest trip ever,
was so stupid. I had the best time, And they
were like, Okay, I don't get it. Okay, I've switched
my order. Listening to everybody, I might have switched my final. Okay,
here we go. I'm switching number three, Gosh, number three.
(01:28:35):
I'm going to go Pablo. I had him as my winner,
and I'm now making him number three's number three number two.
I'm going to go Christopher Ballot the contractor. I think
Mark is going to win. I think Katie's right. I
think there was a vibe in the audience. I think
(01:28:58):
Mark is going to win. I think there and I
think that is right. That is too straight up a shot,
So I think he's actually gonna win. We're gonna get
him off the market. And I'm torn from my bachelor.
Either Christopher or Toastmaster Bill. I think might be kind
of fun and Bill looks fun, and I feel like
(01:29:19):
he'd be like a fun choice, like Pablo's cool because
he was in the un But I feel like Bill
is more charismatic, and I'm gonna go Bill for the
next Bachelor.
Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
Love it, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I'm gonna say most problematic is past Gal. He's gonna
be telling people about how they're too American. Uh, just
like I've had so many people like does. I've been
insultant to my face so many times by so many
the villain I gotta go the Miley Cyrus Superstan Guy.
(01:29:56):
Uh no, guy, I'm sorry guy. The villain is gonna
be the er doctor. Okay, yeh, I as the er doctor.
The perv is ken and uh yeah. And the batch,
the batch will be built nice. I mean, I couldn't
be more delighted.
Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Okay, doctor Banana, you mean, Katie. Here we are. It's
just the three girls right now, everybody, and we're up
to twenty five hundred and thirty seven ratings. We're getting there.
We're getting there, everybody. We're trying it now. I want
to just say, and here's what I human nature. I
loved this. Can I just like give fifteen gold stars
(01:30:36):
to this person? Jindows, who gave us a two star
review last week, came back and changed it to a
five star review. And she said, drag me and she
said this, and you know what, and she goes to
show you. I truly believe it's so rare that somebody
like actually makes an amends. I could forgive anything if
(01:30:59):
somebody actually is like, you know what, I did it
and I'm sorry, Janews. All is well by me. Listen
to the sweet review. You guys were totally right to
call me out on my uncalled for two star review. Well,
I promised I'm not a drag. I was in a
mood and I wrongfully took it out on the podcast.
(01:31:20):
You deserve five stars now and always, and I hope
you don't mind still having me as a listener with
the heart dews do we not mind? We love you
even more we all have DS when it comes out
sideways and the sheer fact that you came back and
left that review no rain shell fall in de news.
What a sweet pet.
Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
That's very nice, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
We've all had moods that nice you ever, we all
have had moods and we've all look, I mean we've
all had things where we've taken it like we've all
and to actually come back after listening to us and
own it.
Speaker 8 (01:31:55):
Oh yeah, oh sweet?
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Is that that's great?
Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
I've never heard a cow that's a huge in a
review off you ever, because you do a thousand pod
I mean, you've so many podcasts. Usually people come back, yeah,
usually come back with another one star, going to fuck you.
I mean literally how sweet was that. We love that
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and again we all do everywhere, all human beings, and
it's like there is a good reminder to me too,
because I get so like I would sometimes rather move
to another state rather than be like, hey, I made
a mistake. And it's like I literally have to say
like purely, zero hard feelings, and in fact I appreciate
you even more now, like like it just come clean,
like we get it. Shit happens. We hope you're doing better.
(01:32:40):
Whatever was going on. I hope you're all right. It's
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I loved the Grease episode. One of the absolute joys
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They are real humans having a great time. It's like
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being with my friends raking down the show. If you've
ever been on Grief Island, you understand this. So go
with have fun with your friends and with your podcast.
It was just like update, I just had to write.
As soon as I heard you say the notion of
having all the Golden Bachelor ladies do a live show
with you, I jumped up and schooled like a pig
on the beach in the Bahamas. Please do this the
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highest of the Lord's work. We tried. We've had contact
with them and they want to calm and ABC won't
let them go to say yeah, we're trying. We're absolutely trying. Okay,
we'll just do one more review because we really appreciate
the reviews of everybody. Here's one five stars. Kristin killing
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I've shared the show with several colleagues and even the
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Final Rose had me waiting on the edge of my
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love all of you. Keep doing the Lord's work. In
the meantime, I'm out there becoming a champion. Cheers, Doctor Bannana,
Come and give shout outs to your friends at the
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Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Oh yes, Chuck and Allison. Allison is one of my
best friends, sisters, and Chuck is her husband. They are
the best. We were having a great time this weekend
in San Francisco hanging out at my best friend's wedding
and they were there becoming a Champion t shirts. I mean,
I love them. They're such fun people to talk to
(01:34:39):
about The Bachelor, Like, they had so many thoughts and
we were really getting into it. So shout out Chuck
and Allison.
Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
I'd love something you guys on the podcast. They got them. Yeah,
they got the merch. You can get your own merch.
You can get it. There's a link on our podcast
on our website, Rosepodcast dot Vodka if you want your
own becoming a Champion merch and and uh, let's go
back and get everybody's credits and exciting news when we
(01:35:06):
come back to do this. Whitney has so generously facilitated
it so that there's going to be continued book giveaway
through the Golden Bachelorette of Elizabeth of E Tampton. But
you can get your you can get your copy now.
Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
And that's their book sales for the first two weeks,
where they doubled what they sold for their first book.
And I'd like to say it's to go to this podcast. Oh,
you guys are wonderful.
Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Well, can I just say we do have the best podcast,
We have the best listeners, and we're going to be
a whole box of books was shipped to New York
City so that I'm going to be doing a bunch
of giveaways. So and we want to meet all of you.
We want you to come play with us. I will
go on a date with one of your men's that
(01:36:00):
going to pick from the audience to help narrow it down.
So it's gonna be get your tickets. You can get
the tickets at Rosepodcast dot Vodka at the live shows
tab is October fifth at seven pm.
Speaker 7 (01:36:14):
Seven pm.
Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
It's me Keys, Doctor Banana, Jerry Trainer, Uh, we have
seth Herzog, Jordan Carlos. Uh, it's going to be my
brother and I think in the audience we're gonna have
a lot of Bachelor Golden bachelorettes. It should be really fun.
So please come get your tickets now. Doug Benson, what
(01:36:39):
would you like to promote? We love you, Thank you
so much for joining us, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Quick question, does anybody remember if they gave Devin any
particular ranking when we when the draft picks happened for
that last season, nobody picked them.
Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Maybe did hold on?
Speaker 8 (01:36:59):
Maybe did y'all take them as like a villain?
Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Hold on? Let me check, No, I think so.
Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
We had no way to know he was a villain.
Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
We no, no one picked him for anything.
Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
We had no awareness of him.
Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
Yeah, that's hilarious. Okay. He probably also didn't look like
Pete Davison in his picture. Probably. Douglasmovies dot Com Douglas
Moovies dot com is where you can get all, uh
you know, tickets to my stand up or Douglas Movies
tapings and uh you know, links to both, you know,
all of my podcasts. Douglas movies dot com.
Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
Thank you, jack keys.
Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
What would you like to promote?
Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
I would love love love love to promote. Will you
accept this Rose? Coming to New York City October fifth
at the Bellhouse seven pm. Get your tickets, Bring your
men extra for men that has like you know, don't
button up they shirt all the way to the top.
You know you got if you got, you got jewelry on.
(01:37:54):
You know you look and fly. We're gonna get some swag.
We're gonna get some swagmen for arden. I need that.
Speaker 7 (01:38:00):
I don't want I.
Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Need somebody cool. I want somebody to go on. I
want cool. You're cool, man, but you have to have
a job and they can't have headshuts or a script.
Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
Yeah, bring them more drips drips, no more dream dress.
Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
Listen. Listen.
Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
If you got a mail friend of your life who
got a nice, big old booty, bring them to. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
We want we want all the good man. We want
to men. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
No, and you know what I'm not gonna pick for myself.
Speaker 7 (01:38:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
And comedian, you comedian, if you watch that, we have
a we have one coming up on September twenty ninth,
which is my birthday. So it is my birthday show
and you can watch it anywhere because it is live streaming.
Uh so please buy a ticket. Buy a ticket out.
You can go to my website Chuckisneil dot com or
my instagram. My link tree is up there.
Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
It's fun, live streaming comedian. If you you can watch
it anywhere. We want to say, help me sell the
fuck out of this.
Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Show at the allusion that.
Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
Is that the Allegian Theater. We are going to announce
the cast pretty soon. I can let you guys know
now will she announce the cast. It will sell out
very quickly, so get tickets now.
Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
And my friend Jessica who did the podcast with Stop
This and Me and Greece, she runs the Allegion, so
it's okay, you know what, Jessica is gonna come to
the show in New York. Jessica's gonna come on stage
and help pick out the men because he she helped
pick out Stop This. Okay, Whitney, what would you to promote?
Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
I would I like to promote Doug litt Loves Movies.
Find anything on just Doug lit lovesmovies dot com. I
need to get a screen grab of Doug and Whitney
right now, both of them. Smile three two, put my
glasses on.
Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Okay, I'm doing a screen grab. What oh god, that
makes me start. I'm gonna take while I'll take it
back up one two, three smile. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Okay, here that's your book right behind the artist.
Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Oh my god, that makes me so happy. Okay, doctor Banana,
what would you like to.
Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Promote our Patreon? You can go listen. We're talking about
below deck mad right now.
Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
So then we're going to do the Secret Lives of
Mormon Wives afterwards, which I hear is really fine.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Yeah, it's it's really popular right now. We've got to
get into that.
Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
So that'll be next. We'll be finishing up shortly with Mediterranean,
then we'll be doing Secret Lives and Mormon Wives KT money.
What would you like to promote?
Speaker 9 (01:40:30):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
or foster an animal. Dog Coalition right now in Los
Angeles will help set you up with foster. They also
have a lot of really great adoptable dogs, so check.
Speaker 8 (01:40:43):
Them out on Instagram.
Speaker 9 (01:40:44):
Dog Coalition in Los Angeles, and then please make sure
you're registered to vote.
Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Well, I'm so excited to do this golden season with
all of you. Thank you all for your time and
your wisdom and humor. Doug and Doug Lett. It was
a joy to see the twins in action, the newest
Bachelor Twins. And uh, we will be back. So I
guess the first episode it's you're gonna air on Wednesday,
(01:41:13):
so we're eighteen, that'll be uh huh. And so we
will be airing on the nineteenth.
Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
Yep, we're recording on the nineteenth, airing on the twentieth.
Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
I thought it started this week.
Speaker 8 (01:41:24):
No, No, next week on the eighteenth, and it's on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Well okay, all right, well we'll be up if I'm
not filming that day. I like, if there's a delay,
it's just because I'm filming. But they're always they keep
changing the schedule around. But so far right now, I
think I'm free and clear, So off we go. All
right you guys until next time.
Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
Thank you said, I just get bye bye.
Speaker 10 (01:41:50):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all tonight. I feels so good.
I just got one little what's your Would you accept
this roll? Or would you reaccept this roll? Listen to
your word? Would you accept these rolls? To your word?
Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
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