"THE GREAT KATE ESCAPE!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Tess Barker

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh you guys, this is a very pleasant day to day.
It is you know what we've made through Fantasy Sweets,
the Sea, hag Leslie, that Cursed Oar Girl, Kelsey her Hecks.
Isn't fully complete, but it seemed to work pretty well.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Here we are.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Everybody's fighting for spat on Paradise, which sounds like it
might not exist. But they were.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Swinging hard last night.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
They were swinging hard. Somehow.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Jesse Palmer's won me over.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I can't believe it. I liked his mouth thing playing tennis. Hello,
welcome to another episode of a Week Except this Rose.
My name is Arto Marine, coming to you from my
bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. It is so good
to be here. What a pleasure? Can I just say?
Today we have with us a man that has not
been available. He's been a busy person doing secret fun. Basically,

(00:55):
he's filming the new Star Wars something like that, something
like that.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's something I said happening that he can't talk about.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'm the new what's the lead guy? Star Wars? I
don't even know Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Skywalkers, sky Skywalker Moon Luke Moon Tower, Luke Moon Tower, Moontown. Now,
this is a man that is coming with us. He
as you know him from comedian Feud. Uh, you know
him from Grand Crew. You know him as our Horny

(01:28):
Pool Inspector. And he's going to be meeting the original
COVID cruise ship Horny Logan down in San Diego on
April sixth at Mike Drock Comedy. Get your tickets right now,
Ladies and gentlemen, we've missed him so much. Your friend,
my friend Jackieth Neil.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Goodness, what an introduction, Aldan. Can you follow me and
introduce me?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Honestly everywhere? My pleasure everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I've had a lot of guys say to me that
I'm a very good wing woman, and I think it's
a similar thing of like a good a good sort
of like host.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Can I just say based off that If you have
not seen this Mad TV sketch where Arden is Bobby
Lee's wing woman, it is one of the funniest I
watched this. I saw it years ago and I think
about it all the time. They haven't so funny.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Go watch the.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sketch Arden plays Bobby's wing woman and it is you.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's so such a cock flot, you know what, you
know what, Thank you, Doctor Bannanas.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Watch that.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Go watch it, ladies and gentlemen with us, Doctor Hannah Montana,
Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Danna Bitten, Marien Josi, Doctor Banana.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Hello, I'm in the archives. Just let me know.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, listen. I want to also say, speaking of I'm
just gonna say it right out of the gate. So
we have we got another bro Firsus brodiego.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So we have Aaron from Erin and James. James is
playing hard to get. James is playing hard to get.
But we have the original nectar. We have Logan from
COVID cruise ship. We have Tyler from the Boardwalk with
Rachel and Gabby. And we just got Aaron b from
Aaron and Eliza. He's going to be joining us.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I might go for the other Aaron Firefighter so we
can have a.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Aron.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So that will be and with us it will be
uh uh. It's also going to be there. Jess Ambrose
is gonna be there. It's gonna be so fun. Get
your tickets. You can get him on Rosepodcast. Dot Vodka
also with us a woman who is the host of
Lady to Lady. She also helped Crack and Free. She
helped start the Free Brittany movement. She was the one

(03:35):
that first, one of the first and she has a
brand news. This is a first breaking news. She has
an upcoming up podcast and the first episode is about
the Bachelor. It's called Pop Mystery Pod. Ladies and Gentlemen
Tess Barker. Did it feel good?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh? Real good.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I like to get people the props that they deserve.
Our fans loved you last time that you were on.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Thanks guy.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, you're talking like we just feel like you have
such a nice way about you talking about the free
pretty all of it is nice. Top?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Can I get one from protest from the archives? Literally?
I remember remember when you came into the iHeart was
it even iheard at the time, might have been house
stuff works, I don't remember it. You guys came in
and you were like this is this is before anything
had even been said about Brittany. Yeah, and almost still
like who knows what's happening? Yes? And you guys were
like her Instagram posts aren't right and we were like,
what do you mean? By that you're like, yes, something

(04:27):
is not right here. Yeah, to a point where we
were all like really okay, yes, but you guys said it.
You were the first person who ever said to me,
just look how she posts something's not right. And I
was like, whoa.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Had we came in because I had already started like
digging into the legal stuff. And I was like this
because it was like a four month process where it
was like gradually it was like weirder and weirder. Yeah,
for everybody I heard it was like okay.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, well our legal like we can't take the risks.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I was like, well I came internationally, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Can I just say, can I just say we need
to get you on the Kate Middleton case and something
I have to I have to. I was with the
smith Sisters who have the Bravo radio show. I was
with the smith Sisters this weekend. So we all pulled,

(05:17):
we all pulled our knowledge. There's a text thread going
with me and the smith Sisters. Okay, I think this
is just me. I think miss your did have a
I think one of that Rose person, that very British,
one of her kids is got to be his kid.

(05:37):
And I think that, and I think, but I think
one of that book. I think that I believe it's
a Princess Die Part two. She's his Camilla. I think
that there might be one of her kids might be
his kid and might be the rightful heir to the
throne because they might be older than his eldest. Is real,

(06:05):
it's his descendant, his bloodline.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
And Prince Charles about to kick that buck.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Prince Charles.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
There was an ambulance run that was not discussed from
where they were vacationing over like New Year's that nobody tied.
I think Milady might have been having a moment. Is
not doing okay, And I bet she's like, bitch, I'm
not playing ball.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I hope she got I hope that's my hope.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Now, I did not know that she was raised allegedly
by a stage mom. Apparently her mom had her switched colleges.
She got into a better school and they switched to
the one that William.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Was going to, and she.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
And then she switched majors like her mom. So I
think I think she's like, fuck you, I'm going to
be queen. I think she's not playing ball, And and
that person did not there's one photo and.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
The non believers, the people who don't know what they're
talking about, like, well, did you see the video that
that didn't not her? That certainly was her?

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Not her everything and every other photo has been incredibly photoshopped,
like the one of her in the car and the bok.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That wasn't her. If everybody, it's been like, we're in
the world, is Carmen san Diego there? So there she
is at a fucking farmer's market, and nobody's saying decorations.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
I know, I feel like they're all extras.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Everybody there.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
They bought that fucking farm, that got some girl that
is not her, met.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Her, frouded her ass out, fully made up three hours
after giving all three births.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yes, can't Surrey Cruse. Fucking Katie Holmes.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
We got to get her out, Yes, got her out
of there. Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Also with us Katie leaving, We're gonna get.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
You back to you.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I need to know wait who wait the baby thing?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay, who looks married to a gay man?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
If you looked if he looks.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
A British woman In the dictionary British risk.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Of cracks like a caricature of British she's a caricatures.
This is the woman that William supposed to.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
He'd be bad. Even even her clothing looks I guess
from her seventeen.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
For on ornate couches in her massive house owned by
her gay, rich husband forty years old. Yeah, he doesn't
need to see her, uses her as a beard to
basically bring in an air for him. She could do
whatever she wants. He lives with his stammer boyfriend in friends.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
They had five kids and apparently one of them is
apparently one of them.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
That's anyway, just I mean, this is literally like Prince
Harry and Die and the.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, So.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
I think that some kind of altercation happened, because I
also know like ship like people abuse just pop off
around Christmas. It's a thing like the holidays.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Stir up their bullsters. I think she.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Found out the baby was not. I think she found
out some infall.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
I unfortunately think he like did something to her.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And she noted that William has a temper.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Harry into a dog bowl instead. Don't tell anybody. Yeah,
we're back and we have American Riviera orchard on a seat.
She trademark jellyes. She trademark jams she trademark preserves I
love your thing.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
I love Harry just being over to America and being like,
fuck you guys.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Elizabeth was holding that family together with her.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Toe as soon as she hit the can say one
more yes, yes, Okay, we got to get to the
Bachelor and I have a transition.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
This made me the new best transition.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
If you guys watched The Traders, there was a woman
from Love Uh Love Island named Echen Sue who was
on The Traders, and that's why she's kind of in
popular culture Island, England or US British. She's now currently
dating Peter, the former Bachelorett, who was also on The Traders.
She's on Celebrity UK Big Brother right now. So is
Kate Middleton's.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Uncle, who said on air she asks.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
This guy, where's Kate, What's going on? Which I'm like,
only Ekin Sue would be like journalist. I was just like,
where's Kate, What's going on? And her her uncle goes like,
I can't say much, but just like so you know,
she's being taken care of, like she's in the best
care she can possibly be in, and that's all he

(10:43):
would say. And I'm like why would he say she's
in the best care unless she's clearly like in a
hospital or somewhere like being taken care of, like there's
an illness, or.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
She has ran and hit away but she is safe.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, she's in like because good care.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Quickly if I'm wrong. But the kids are also missing, right,
I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
That question soul, And she.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Ran off with the kids in the monarch.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Those kids back said good, Okay, here's my here's my
She's making appearance soon, right. It's the thing with her fingers,
like her fingers were hurt for like months, she had like, okay,

(11:25):
her fingers.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm a TikTok rabbit hole about it.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Her fingers, you know, like she was like had like
injuries for like months leaning up to this, including like
broken fingers. Okay, okay, here's my, here's mysion.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Can we discuss We have not discussed. And I have
known about this for a while because I didn't want
to like shame anybody, So I'm not saying this. I'm
saying this outside of the judgment of what it actually was.
Here's the other thing, our Queen Daisy, who's on the
show now, I'm team Kelsey. Our Queen Daisy. Can we
we've never discussed the TikTok video, the music video, the

(12:01):
music video that she's in that's literally like lick my
sack and she's singing back up.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, let's just put the choice, let's take the well,
we don't.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Even need to discuss the actual song. To me, it's like,
here's this Christmas tree lifetime movie person, why are you
in a music video? Do you want to be famous?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
And if it's a song, that's like that's she was
willing to do the video that much because you want
to be in a video, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Like how badly do you want? It makes me go, are.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
You there for the right reasons? If you're in this video?
Like how much are you? Were you trying to act?
Are you trying? Like are you just trying to get famous?
Do you want to be the Bachelorette? Like it takes
away the Santa Claus Christmas tree farm?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Can we just.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Discuss the affirmative? To me though, even about the Santa
Claus Christmas Tree Farm, like there's artifice there and also
I don't know, I guess it doesn't alarm me that
much because I think you have to have some comfort
with being in front of a camera to go on
the Bachelor, Like yeah, sort of assume everything. Person has
some base level of being down for attention.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
But but actually but pursuing it, but like actively, like
how did she get into that videos? Like if you
live on a Christmas tree farm? How did you get
in that video? Like where were you living?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Where do you have headshots? Like what were you doing?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
That's true, that's a good point. That's true because nobody
asked you.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you followed that opportunity.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, yeah, you have the singers like a friend of hers.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I don't know, I mean that's what. That's what unless
it was somebody she went to high school with and
she's like, Okay, this will just be funny like or
whatever this will be.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
But like if she didn't, like.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
How did she how did how did she get cast?
And was she pursuing that? That's my only question of
like it makes me go.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't know, Okay, good question.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean, yes, ja Keys, whose team are you on?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Oh? Out of the last two, I love her and
didn't Daisy was my least favorite out of the four.
To be honest, she just it just seems fake. She
you think, now I will, I will say this, like
because I've been busy, I've not been watching like every week.

(14:13):
So like when I was like catching up and stuff,
I was like, something about you felt.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Her about dais about the music video.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I did not surprised.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
You just heard it just now.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Not really Okay, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
We'll send it to you later and you can't give
us your thoughts.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, I want to. I want to see. I mean
when you said this about like.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, we'll play it at the break, that's surprise that I.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Was like hot, there's just something, there's something about it.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
And apparently I also know she was hard of hearing
or she lost her hearing, and so I grew up
in the household with like deaf people, so I definitely understand,
like you know.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
That world a little bit.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
But like before I even found that out, I was
just like, there's something in there's something too bubbly.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
About this girl.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Okay, there's something too bubbly about this girl that would
off put me.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
You met me, would you think she's too bubbly?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
No, you're not.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
No, there's a difference between like good energy and bubble,
Like there's a difference between energy and bubbling, right, like,
like you have good energy.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
And I'm not saying she has bad digging.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I wasn't digging.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
What about me?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Do you think I have good energy?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Energy? Do you like my energy? I like everyone's energy, everybody.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Just be clear. I was digging.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You have great energy.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Energy, Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah. So yeah, that's just something. And I'm not saying
like I didn't like her.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
I'm just saying, out of the four I was working with,
the other three.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Seems so authentic.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
She's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
The more it look so effortlessly.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Authentic she is because like the like the end of
the or fantasy My god, yes, are you surprised that
he was worried with that? I need to talk No, okay,
you'll talk about right.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I will get there. We'll get there.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
She walked so easily into a producer trap.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
They're so innocent?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Why did they her too much?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Why did they fuck her? And also Leslie, they why
did they hate her that they sucked the sea? Hag
on her to go, don't get to cocky and then
like let her write out the freezing of that and
be like, rather like I missed you did you miss
me lips okay necessary and also like sweet Rachel and

(16:35):
we'll get into it, but like Rachel, the sweet Rachel,
and she was like.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I left nothing on the table in the film.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Basically, she was really implying.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
That giant.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
She got her jaw like fucking back in the game.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Joey was like, you didn't leave me, No, come to
get to the rest.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Of the.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Right in here, God, like I need it, I need
it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
You're right, they didn't have sack. She sucked his even
after the jaw injury. All right, all right, we're gonna
take a quick break and we'll get right back into it.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Oh, bone zone for the bone zone, and we're back.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
During the break, we just watched a music video.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Thoughts uh that was that was weird. It was weird.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
But you know what, I want to retract something I
said that is definitely something somebody asked her to.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
A friend was like, you know, you want to be
in my music video.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
It's a lot of auto tunes. So you don't think
she was pursuing anything she did that for.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, there's no budget. There's just going like this,
like didn't even edit it, but like disturbed I didn't
even edit it.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
There's a lot of AutoTunes, a lot of auto tune
I never need to say, which was if you.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Were at Elbert Elementary School, that means like fuck you
remember it's like literally childhood like hand signals to tell
someone to go fund themselves from across a classroom.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Wow, well that's the world.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Give me your just initial response, everybody.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I mean, yeah, I'll give I'll give that apology because
you don't pursue that.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
You did that for a friend.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Okay, Tess, what do you think I mean?

Speaker 6 (18:55):
I I'm team Daisy, I am single side Duff, so
I stand on hearing a paired queen.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I like.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
That.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Also, she's Taylor Swift coded to me like she grew
up on a Christmas tree farm, just like Tate.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Up in a Christmas tree.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yeah, it does not make so much sense.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Wow, I did not even know that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
And I've never really found her to be very like disingenuous.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I've always liked I think more recent than at first
I really didn't see it, but I'm seeing it more
recently where I'm like, I don't know, I don't get
where she's coming from. Sometimes like wow, like when she
she started helping, like and I don't buy it. She
was like, I don't know her change. She seemed like
I'm in like with you. And then there was like
one episode where it felt like maybe like two days

(19:42):
had gone by and she switched really quickly into like,
oh yeah, I think I am falling in love with you.
And I was like her hometown wait, like just hold
on to like what you're really feeling. You don't have
to like, I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
This show until Hometown's you only get like fifteen minutes
to me that.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Twelve minutes here we are get married the Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
They did it like a w w E event flash
like a Housewives reunion where they would follow like they
made it feel a little tense, like like to have
they've been doing the all the episodes this year starts
with like the shadowing of a bad thing that's gonna happen,
and this felt like don't don't, don't you guys five

(20:28):
just bummer. Like the best thing that came out of
it was the so that was who said go fuck
yourself and it was Philly.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
The Philly twice said it, I say it again. Okay,
you're being annoying.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
I couldn't die for her.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I wanted more from her.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I love also that nobody could tell them apart they
just got Maria and arm were the same person.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
They couldn't tell them are just like I don't know
one of the brunettes that show, just.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Like, oh it was the taller one. I was wrong, Okay,
Marie out was going for bachelorette hard less.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
I feel like, yeah, I think she clenched it.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
I think it would be weird if she didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
But I also I felt like it was almost so
predetermined that she There was a moment where she got
cocky and I felt like she was a little too
queen bee and got when she was dealing with Jess,
she clearly had the upper hand. The audience clearly loved Maria,
the producers clearly, and she kept interrupting her in a
mean girl way that was kind of rude.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
She already won no matter what she said.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
The audience was gonna clap for Maria, and I felt
like it was a little like even though she.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I found her kind of annoying, by the end, I
like her and she.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Wasn't and it kind of made me second guess how
I felt about her all season, because I've always felt
like this is unprovoked. You guys are making shit up.
She's just doing her thing. You guys are just picking
on her. And last night made me be like, oh,
she's a pin in the ass. Is she kind of
a pin in the ass? Yeah, I still like.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
Her, but I agree it made me think like she
probably was a little more annoy And then we were
seeing but there were multiple other women there who were like,
she didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
You guys just do I love Evelyn and so I love.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Her, especially other women being like she didn't do anything,
and you guys just do.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Not like her. So nothing she did could have been
right in your eyes. Yes, yeah, even like neutral ass
Lexi said.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Something and I was like, yeah, that made me think.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I mean, I think they was they were just mad
that she had the wherewithal to go let me slip
into something more comfortable and come out into angel I
do think.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
I mean, these these women are young and you know
there and I think probably Maria pissed them off in
the beginning, and she's too. That was that she was
like they just didn't like her, and like they said
nothing she did there is.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
No doubt in my mind that she's a pain in
the ass. She's fun TV, she's sexy. She'd probably be
a fun bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, I think she would be a fun bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I found her tiring by the end last night. I
almost would rather have like a Kelsey.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
If it's not I think, if it, I mean, if
Kelsey doesn't get it, I can see it being one.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Of those two.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Kelsey seems very fun too, and she yeah, in her
journey and everything that interesting.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Maria's would be good TV.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
I wouldn't miss me sometimes. I know that's controversial, but
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I understand that.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I think she'd be more boring than Maria, be a
more fun season.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Would Maria would be a risk for Mickey Mouse ABC
to pick. Yeah, because she's a wild card. She's sexy, and.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
She might pull a Claire I found my husband.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't think she wants to get married that bad.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
It's true, I was there was something about like when
when when Jesse Palmer was saying, like, how do you
feel watching that?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
She was like, Oh, it's sad, but I'm okay. He
was just a friend. I wanted to kiss.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
There was something so hot about that too.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, yeyeah, Yeah, she's hot.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
She's hot.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
I honestly still think that a big part of the
reason girls didn't like her though, because I really thought
she was gonna win the whole thing. Yeah, I think
her real chemistry. They're both so hot. Yeah, I kind
of still want to know exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
He seems so easily afraid of any controversy, like even
seeing him get lets which we'll get to so shut
down by that, we need to talk. Maria is such
a unpredictable like he likes, I know you're gonna love
me and not not love me, like like I think Maria.
When Maria said I'm leaving, there was no coming back

(24:34):
from that.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Ye no, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
He didn't have the fight in them.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
But he couldn't even handle we need to talk.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I dismissed you so much, like he's so shattered from.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
That was off putting. Can I be honest?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I love Joey too.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
At that moment, I was like, get it to get.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Just talk about it.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
So she leaves a know Kelsey for the people to
She leaves this note she handwriting, and the same handwriting
as like, if you choose to forgot your individual and
stick it in the door right an eye level with
an ellipses, we need to talk dot dot dot. This
innocent queen who they just sicked leslie on to go,

(25:12):
don't think its yeah, they had the best night. This
poor ding dong got like manipulated, Like she's so sweet,
she's so pure of heart that they these producers played her.
So she goes, She's like hi, and he's like a hallow,
like like like hollow man and starts the door like
h and she's like, can we talk. He's like yeah, what.

(25:36):
She's like, I just wanted to say I'm miss seeing you.
And he was like okay. She's like I just it
was like hard for me, and like he goes. At
this point, he's like and she's like, and I don't
know if I told you I really want to meet
your family. I don't remember if I told you like
this did not deserve a note by the way, she
did not need to say this, but they sent her
over and he goes at this point, I couldn't even
hear what she was saying. He would oh, I left

(25:59):
the building. He got fucked over by his charity rejection
rocked this poor sweet man, and you can see he
literally had a trauma response where he left his body,
Like he literally left his body and he couldn't hear
her saying like I just love you so much.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Which to me, I'm like, that's so odd because in
the moment she said, hey, I just like really want
to see you and tell you I missed you.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Because I look, I understand just a note saying we
need to know do we have to talk about well
once she says like I just missed you saw him
like he couldn't.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
He did see him, like but he couldn't see.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
He also said like like he couldn't you could see
when a chemically got him, he couldn't shake it off
in a manner like he couldn't.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
He was gone.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
He was self protecting in a way that wasn't like
it was like lizard brand like he couldn't. It took
over and he couldn't.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Get it back together.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I felt it was it was not attractive, and I
feel like he'll never like you don't want to be
with somebody that I've dated people like that where it's
like Gemini's the Madonna horror thing where then once you're
out and you're like, what did I do? And there's
like a coldness to the eyes, and then it's like
then it's just you're out and you're like, are you

(27:24):
a Gemini?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
You're not a Gemini.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I'm a Gemini tourist. Cuss, but go with.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You know what I mean. I was just like the
people like, once they were out on you, You're like,
but you really liked me yet, like what did I do?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
And it's like you wear the wrong shoes or something.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
You're like, okay, and.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Then you're you're to see it was just like all right, man,
I get your feeling, you know, tender tender, and you
was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
But he was like it felt like he was taking
on her weird, and it was like, also, Joey, this
is not.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
Your second season of the show. You know the producers
have a hand in this, because really, what else you
was doing was the same thing that happens every season,
which is when one of the top three girls goes
and sneaks into the hotel.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Yeah, kind of always feels like cheating to me.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
I agree to agree, don't come get no extra time.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I agree to agree.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
But as we know, it this is not I'm not
I don't know that Joey is a when we saw him,
say Minneapolis, he may not be a Rockets. I think
he might have be innocent car. I think he might Monopolis.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Where he's like who's RGB, Like he can't anyone he got.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
That Gypsy Rose Blanchard was Ruth Ginsberg, so sweet innocent.
We need to protect Joey, But I don't know that
he's gonna like come up with a new vaccine for
a strain of something, you know what I mean, which
is fine, which is fine.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
There's also something super weird about like I know, like
the show is the show.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, but like bruh, you can't get this mad at
her for like possibly like saying like we need to
talk or whatever, and then like staying in your distraught
like manner when you're about to go break somebody's heart.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I mean like literally probably just stumble back from the
morning of like humping Daisy. He's like after the morning
before of humping Kelsey, after getting the blue job of
his life the night before with Rachel.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
So he's about to break up. Yeah, So like dude,
s you can let it go, you can let it go.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It felt punishing. I wonder when his birthday is a
Gemini or is he a Gemini? Is he a Gemini?
It felt very It just felt very like once you're
at twenty four, that's a Jemid, that is a Gemini.

(29:52):
I've had, I've had this happen. We're all of a sudden,
it's like and there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
And they're like, no, to walk on the eggs shells,
like what's nothing?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, and it's like, well, I just I can never
see you in the same light again.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's like because I showed up in yellow and yesterday
I had on green, Like I don't know, Like he's
a Gemini.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I knew it. I knew it so fun.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, now look, I don't know about Gemini ladies. I'm
just saying my experience with Gemini guys, that's that's my experience.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Interesting.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah, you have the Gemini of it all with the
emotional training that most men get. Yeah, tough commos.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
And he is to me the most aware like in touch,
like but there, but there is.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
There is a.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Wound trigger wound around the show and maybe before when
he says I've always struggled by people, I feel like
there's a split between what people want him to be
versus how he really feels inside. And then there's like
this and then I got rejected on TV. I got
and I think he loved to cheer it.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
I think he loves yea.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
I will say this like, maybe it's because I watched
like two or three episodes like pretty like close in succession.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yes, but because you're an icon, but oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
But also there's every time like I would see somebody
tell him I love you, I feel this way about you. Yeah,
I like I just saw something like almost dead eyes
in him.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Maybe that's just me. It's almost like is any of
this really affecting you?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:37):
And to me, what's Gemini about that? Is like he's
like that when they are affectionate towards him. I think
he's very president when a woman is telling him about
her background, about her problems, like yeah, coming up, he
was awesome about you.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
It's when he's getting like the love or he's getting
like the compliments or the.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
He shuts down. Yes, I understand. I feel like, look,
his house seems different than mine. Growing up with a
tricky dad. I've had to work on I have like
a broken receiver sometimes where like in the same way
that like not to ben at like I'm a good host.
I can like host the party, but like it's almost
easy because it's there's almost a lack of intimacy in

(32:16):
a weird way where I control the who's here, I
set the stage, you're in my house, I throw the
like I can kind of just flitter around my party,
but not actually so like when it's like intense and
it's like a one on one and it's just receiving
and I and like letting somebody else, you know, just
care for you and not having to do something to

(32:38):
earn it. I've had to work on just like receiving
it and feeling it, Like sometimes I used to not
be able to feel it at all, and like so
that's I wonder if he has a similar thing where
like I could hear it, but like I couldn't feel it,
like now I can't. I've worked on that, Like but
I but I think it was like a self protective thing,
like just growing up with like a really verbally rough dad.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yeah, that is what it seems like.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
And I don't know if it has to do with
the dad in his case, his dad seems adorable.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Like I don't know, like his family sweet. His dad
came out as gay and it like broke the family apart,
but he seems.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
His family seems nice.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, I wonder.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
His parents like was like amicable because his dad came
out and and he was like yeah, but like my
mom was understanding.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
They're still friends and like, yeah, I'm not saying that
he is a bad family, but like there's I think
there's that command, like you know.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
All things could cause Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I think his family seems so sweet. He could have
had his heart broken in high school exactly.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Like he's kind of a private person, like he hasn't
really shared much of his history besides charity.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Has he I also.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Wondered, No, I also wonder with guys, I feel like
society okay, I feel like sometimes like.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Let's let's talk about I.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Mean like I feel like sometimes guys like it probably
is sort of hard to receive or really I hate it.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah, it's for me.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
I can only speak to myself because I'm a little
bit like that too, where it's hard for me to
receive much of anything, not much of anything, but it's
hard for me to receive like compliments, or things that
are good about myself or anything like that. I'm very
much like receive and throw one back, receive and throw
type of person. And I think a lot of that,

(34:27):
at least for me, is that, you know, I don't
want to take too much, but I have no problem giving.
And I don't know exactly what that is. I don't know,
you know, because I also I didn't have a bad father.
I had no father. He was somewhere else on the planet.
So like, I don't know if that has anything to

(34:48):
do with it, but yeah, there's something about like feeling
feeling like I can't actually like receive compliments, receive like
good things about myself.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
I think that requires a throtain level vulnerability. It doesn't
feel vulnerable because it is someone else giving it to you,
but it is because you're opening yourself up to like
that truth and not deflecting it.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Or that you or that you don't have to give
something back.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
That it is sort of like I know I always
used to, like again, working on being like a human being,
not a human doing that I don't have to do
something to be lovable, that you just are lovable, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
That you don't have to do something to prove it.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
It's like just who you are, which is interesting that
we chose this industry.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I think something, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's interesting. It's like
I feel like I've gotten better at it. But like
I think you can see the force field go up
when people start to and it's like chemical and and
I mean I certainly feel like I've had that force

(35:50):
field in my younger years.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Oh yeah, I mean I still definitely have it. But
I feel like because I have same tough dad. Yeah, girl,
you know, say my dad in now his later years
in life, he's come a long way. Yeah, what a
fucking monster he was. Now that his testosterone has been

(36:13):
like ooh, drop down all of a sudden, he's like,
was I bad? And we're all like, yeah, now he
does a thing because he never complimented us growing up.
He was so rough, but like we're all trying to
because I can't receive compliments. I always get awkward. I'm
always like yeah, thank you, yes, But now he doesn't,
we all do a thing with him where he really
wants to be. You can tell in his later life
now he's like, I'm going to have a good relationship

(36:35):
with my kids and so he'll be like, oh no,
because he's very Persian. I am very.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Proud of you. But you're like, okay, but it's really funny.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
And he like goes around and says it to all
of us, like he tries to say something nice to
all of us, but you can tell he's like it's
so fun but he's really trying, but it's hilarious. It's
like you have he's he's he read a script online
or how to compliment your kids.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
That doesn't feel to hear it.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I mean, honestly, I still just don't really know what
to do with it. You sound crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
But the only comment with my dad ever gave me,
he was like, you know, you have a very long neck.
I never noticed he was like a very long neck
and back in the day in order to be a
model like back in the day, like the Swan.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Yeah, yeah, it was like a sign of like aristocracy,
you to have a very long neck.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
And I was like, thank you, dad.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
No, he was built like a baby picture Bobby Lee,
but Swedish the same body to body. Yeah, yeah, that's
fun nod or like John Belushi looks like John Belushi.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Anyway, well, look, guys, do you are you able to
receive Katie, you had a good dad. M.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
I kind of I'm not I don't get like super awkward,
but I don't want to be like, oh my god,
thank you. I'm just kind of like, yeah, cool, let's
change the subject.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
You know.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, I think it's interesting. I've been thinking as we
talk about this, that Joey chose a sport where he
gets served and then immediately pushes it away.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh well, tennis, because Doctor Banana and I are all
both becoming champions. And tennis is an interesting thing because
it's really just you. So the battle is between you
and your own thoughts and it can make or break.
The mental game is like eighty five. I mean, you

(38:49):
need skills, but like you can really sabotage or like,
I wonder how much he would be hard on.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I'm sure, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure he's very hard.
It feels like the worst sport he.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Could pick from somebody wired like he is wired and
like I said, he's good at it means he's really torture.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yes, he should have went into m m A, Yes, he.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Should have went Yes, how about they had the safe word?
They went to the watch parties and the safe word
pineapple and platypus pineapples for swingers.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Right, pineapple is yeah, pineapp You would put.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
A pineapple outside your house?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, let people know. Yeah, yeah, like pineapples.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
If you.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Go on a cruise and you see a pineapple on
somebody's door, that means they on that crew swinging.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Yes, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
I literally have considered getting a pineapple.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Pattoo before.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Coming out as a swinge right now, Yes.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Boring monogamous person, get the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
But there's so many pineapples outside of your house and
you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
God, you don't like about this episodes.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Your partner's waiting for the swing and like there's so
many when is it gonna happen?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I like that Women Tell All. We can really just
get to know each other.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
It's nice. I love the women women.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
This Women Tell All was probably one of my favorites
as far as just the drama, because like the dude
I don't know dude fighting, they're both boring.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Uh, it's just broie.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
But this one just it felt like w W. Crow
was in it.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
The Crow was all right, we're gonna take it quick,
We're gonna take a quick break and we're going to
talk about the like the fucking the m m a
of it all, And here we are.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
That's your love, and it's for the money, grand followers.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
And we're back. All right. Look the Golden Bachelor ladies.
I'm happy for them, But the only one I'm not
sick of at this point is our girl, Susan Jenner.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
I don't think I could get sick of her.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
I love her. She feels authentic, Doctor Brenanda, are you
sick of asking?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
If you're asking what I'm telling?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Well, first of all, Susan and Kathy just got a podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, Kathy, I could do without. I love Susan.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Susan's great. And Susan makes sense because she's a wedding officient,
she's cool, she's fun, she's a hair stylist. Yeah, she
loves Chris Jenner.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
She should be that she loves Honestly, her whole life
would be the best Golden Bachelorette, Like, why have they not?
Just she's made out with women, she's loved with women.
She's like, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
She was the only one who said that, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
She's just like she just feels like a good time
she is.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
She's a lot of personality and she smile.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, she did all the other lady's hair, drink.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
Wine with her.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
I love.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, she seems fun. And then Kathy is slightly a
little too thirsty and Sondra's just a little too horny
for me. Yeah, they're both like. I feel like Susan
is a perfect middle balance.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Now we are not announcing the day yet. Well, no,
maybe we will. We're doing a bellhouse show this far
we are, and we're gonna wanna come. We're doing it
in October, and I feel like it's gonna be during
the Golden I feel like a lot of those ladies
must live in the New Yorkersey like Jersey Long Island.
They gotta be Jersey Long Island. I bet we could
get some of the ask and ladies.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Oh look, let's be real. You know, Susan and Kathy
have already left their families, relocated to New York City
and are part of the Bachelor Nation, going to all
the bars together, kidnap, the revolve. Yes, come to New York, Baby,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Okay, so here it so let's talk about I'm sorry
you loved this, you loved this wom untill all.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
I loved it. I thought it was great.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
What was your favorite part?

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Like all the oh when when the every everybody who,
everybody who like has something to say, somebody had a
rebuttal to them, like one I forget what her name was,
but she said something and then somebody said something to her.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
She was like, because I wanted to say it. What
the fuck?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
She was like, I don't care if I she said,
I'll be from the Dolly Lama. I think that's a
bad thing. She said, I'll be friend whoever I want.
I'll be from Maria. I'll be friend the Dolly Lama.
I'm like, good luck.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
It felt like it felt like authentic fighting. Yes, authentic fighting.
It was great.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
My favorite part of the fighting.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Was how much people were like, your tears are full
of ship, Leo, when you burn that letter, you're not
a girl's girl.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
And the crowd was like, yeah, so mean to her.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
I she's young, and I think she is nice and
doesn't want to hurt anyone. Doesn't know how to set boundaries.
You don't think she's nice because she.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Said all that ship. During the season, it's like, you
know they're recording you. You know they're going to use this, Yeah,
you have some foresight.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
No they don't, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
They don't look I mean apparently she's been trolled online,
as has what's her name the Sydney Cysney them half
Oh my god, yeah yeah, oh so like, oh my god, Rachel.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
They hacked her Instagram, they hacked her socials. Yeah, god
forbid an interracial relationship with twenty twenty four dude.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's so wrong, like it's so fucking wild.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
It feels related to like what I don't know. I
feel like in general, social media has gotten way grosser,
like that are off the wagon. Yeah, it feels like
related to that maybe. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Technical culture ladies.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
I got a taxtics like why'd you guys get attack?
I know?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I know.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Her family was so lovely and like they were so welcoming,
and I thought, like I thought, like if I was
going to pick of what would be a fun hometown.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
To go to, like that was the fun family hometown.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Here's what I will say about that, though.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
I think ABC didn't do them any I know, like
budget whatever, but they by bringing them to a rancho.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
They fucked him over, like.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
Fucking Cucamonga. I love when I have to go there.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I don't know where it is. I literally know the name.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Nobody knows where it is in the empire, Like go
to Hawaii, show that it's okay that we're here and
we are in the like, don't bring them to Whitesville, Whitey.
I know.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
So it makes sense that you're having like basically like
like a pig or like like like if it's like
a trig like it makes sense where you are.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Like her culture matters to her part and also a
huge thing I forgot. I don't even know if I
mentioned this when we talked about this episode, but remember
the like uncle or cousin or some of the guy
who was they were doing the jumping on the sticks.
I love that. I'm sorry, I don't know what it
was called. But he would never in my life have
I heard someone say like, oh, well this is actually
from when Spain colonized us and so and I was like,

(46:09):
have I ever heard anyone say colonized?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
People were triggered, you know, people were like, I know,
people have never done anything.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
I know.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
She I thought that was incredible.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
God, I just felt so badly for her she's so nice,
she's cool.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I really like Rachel so pretty. I just I love her,
like mark on her forehead, like I just like I
like looking at her.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
She clearly broke her jaw and still gave a blowjob.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
She she was also so elegant to though, like you
were in love with Joe and she was so sweet,
and she's like who wouldn't be like who would have
fallen loved?

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Like she's got paradise.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
She's such a catch that I hope that, like I,
that she doesn't say to herself like I'm cursed because
she was like, well, once again, I wasn't picked like
she's she's young enough that it's like no, like you're
fucking the whole package. She's a woman, and I feel
like it's like when she gets so like when guys

(47:16):
grow up a little bit around her though, like like
when you know she's a little bit older, isn't she
like in her twenty Like when she's a little bit older,
Like she's such a put together woman that maybe when
her peers are a little bit older, they'll be a
little like deal.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
I think that's one of the reasons why Daisy was
probably my fourth favorite out of the last four. Yeah,
Maria and Rachel felt more like like women. They felt like,
I mean, I'm I often say I'm starting to get
too old to watch this show. Yeah, because I'm watching
yeah children fall in Love.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, yeah, they used to be older though, like because
now I was like thirty five, Like they're older, I
mean they're younger now they're really young.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
What's the name of the one that was like this
was crazy when happened in real time? She's like they
said that I actually look young or like that I
didn't look that old. Remember it was like in one
of the early Epodina that woman has so much botox,
Like yeah, it's like, I'm sorry, how do you have
that much botox? And then you're mad that people say
you don't look that old. That's the whole point of
getting botox, the whole point.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
So she's thirty one, she's fine, she's beautiful.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Beautiful hot on the show.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
I know.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I know everyone's hot on the show. We've met all
of them and they're hot.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I know when you really see them in person, you're like,
I know, okay.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
I am.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I thought I was put together, and we'll go back
to my troll, like okay.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Oh, I'm a freak.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
I saw and I was like, I'm glad. I'm glad
you wasn't there. And I had to beat a bachelor.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
I know.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I used to think I could go in.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
It was like yeah, you're like no, no, I'd be
like the fun friend, she's fun. I'd get like a no,
you know what I mean, like, wait, buddy, buddy here
so brave she's jokes or you're so brave your face.
It's the long neck of yours. I mean, I know,

(49:15):
for the neck.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I thought you were a model and I saw that
neckwalk in.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
You the person they wanted to play video games that,
oh my god, and then it won't me. They just
wanted to like play play with my ship.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, so then we have So people were like Leah
your tears, like I'm sorry that Leah got bullied online. However,
I did feel like her tears felt performative, and I
liked that the women were like, no, baitch the fire.
Then you weren't in a girl's girl. She was mean
about Maria. You poses a girl's girl.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
And the girls girls let other girls use their curling
iron and then don't complain about it.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Also, by the end, they were all so I think
they were all watching like, oh, Maria's bachelorette. We're afraid
of Maria. So then they're all like, let me kiss
the ring of Maria so I can get brought.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Back her mob and the audience like, oh, the audience
was very promo.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Was the dad in the audience.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
She said that there was a hit out on Joey.
I enjoyed that.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
That was funny. That was funny.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
She should be fun I also loved it was clearly
she was the face. Yeah, like you know, I'm a
wrestling fan, so you know you have baby faces and heels.
It was clear she was the baby face of that night. Yes,
like people have signs for like everything. She said, the
crowd was on her side.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
She's so hot and Kelsey's so hot, and both of
them are not like in the world that we're in
now with TikTok and everything, like like the way that
people have gotten so good at makeup and contract they're
very just natural, like.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
They're just like just good bones.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
I'm just hot and I get throwing whatever dress and
they look like they haven't done work.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
No, they're just like hot. Yeah, they're just like I
just jumped out of the ocean. I got a little
salt in my hair. I threw on the dress, and
I'm hot. Maybe I filled my brows a little bit
with a pencil. Like they're just like they don't have
to do anythings. They're gorgeous and they're like and again,
once again shadow. Everybody's in a black heel. Nobody's in
a stiletto.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Is do we not that tall?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
They're all in a little black heel except for Maria.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Rachel was wearing what looked like, Rachel, you're.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Five eleven, are you really?

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Yeah, but most people think I'm tall, but I'm a woman.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
All right, I couldn't possibly be tall.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
What are you talking about? What I loved a Duena
saying she never liked Maria.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I was quiet, and I observed I speak up the
truth and you make up ship. I'm like, thank you.
She had notes sut Maria about Sydney, about Sydney, and
and then Maria said, I mean this is where Maria
lost me a little bit when she's like, I never
said shut up. I know, no, I said zip it.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I'm like, that is that's the same thing, like, yeah, zipp.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Knows when people do that when they like specific zip
it is really rude.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
What you mean, yeah, what you said. Don't get into
semantics because.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
We probably agreed that Jess probably needed to zip it.
So just feel like, yeah, I shouldn't have said that.
We were like, yeah, you're she was.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
Lauren from Philly would have been like I told you,
I didn't you.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
I said, you.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Go fuck yourself.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
You.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I hope you die. I hope you get hit by
a moving train. It's not the same.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
If they cut to Laurence smoking a cigarette, who was
accredimal I was shucked off.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
Her sister didn't say anything, probably like you should. Yeah,
she's like I said it, and I'd say that was
so fun.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
I just said, I think because like my husband's from
phillyam and Eagles fance, Like I wish Lauren had been
on for longer. She wasn't for that world, and I understand.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
That she felt like a forty five year old divorce.
It was Mara on The Bachelor, like, you know, like
mom wife. Asthetics in right now, Like give me like
a fur cove, give me like a Drea de Matteo,
like bikini, long, gold nails, like give me giant glasses.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
She's perfect I followed her on Instagram because I was like,
I need more of your Energy's a nicon. I love her.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
So then we have okay, uh Lea goes. I think
you're a wonderful woman. Then I think Maria knew she
got a little feisy so that she went and made up.
Then we see the Joey shirtless playing ping pong for
a hot second, and then then you know, basically we
get to that, We get to Tuloom, he's super rattled,

(53:49):
We do the we do the rose ceremony at another snote.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
A trigger Rachel a little.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah, and then and then and then she got cut
and then they brought her out to chat. She was like,
did you like that?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Did you like watching that?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
She got like that? You cried?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I thought she was fun.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, I thought she was fine.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
And she was like, you know, I wanted to date
my dad, but now I want to date my dad
in Joey like I had a nice dad. I want
to be treated like my dad, and now I want
to be cheated like my dad and Joey, Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Could see a worl was she I don't think she
will be because she probably doesn't want to be on
television anymore. I thought, I hate she's getting but I
could see a whora where she could be the next
bachelorette as well.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I thought about that too.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
Yeah, things like I feel like, I feel like she
didn't get a good edit, Like I feel like we
didn't get to see a lot on her personality, and
that worries me. Yeah, I don't think she Yeah, like
I cause I feel like what we saw last night,
like she was fun and she like seemed to be chiller,
and then what we saw and I don't know if it.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Was just the stress of the show or the edit
that she got.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
So where's that fantasy?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Sweet? Date was the least fun date I've ever seen
in my life.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Yeah, that was not a fun day. You had to
go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
But then even afterwards, like she couldn't shake it.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah, which which I guess.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I get that too.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I would have been here too. I would be like,
it's when you feel like you're scrambling to play catch
up to even just get at the baseline of normal.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I know that feeling, and.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
You're like fuck, and time is limited and so much
of it's already gone to this like chaotic thing.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
And you know you're first and instead of like making
out in the sonoe, you're like in a hospital.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
But she was even weird when they kissed on the
beginning of the sonate. She she's like, okay, another one, Okay,
let's jump in. Like Kelsey was like, wow, look at
the turtle. Why it was tight before the jaw got hit.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Yeah, but I wonder if that was also because just
as someone who's jumped into ane, yeah, if I may, Yeah,
kind of a nerve wrecking experience.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
No, I wouldn't want to do it.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
I wouldn't want to do it, So I wonder how
much that was nerves too.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I don't want to jump at this.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Note of a bunch of sticks.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Yeah, that's a weird thing to do before you're about
to fuck me. I don't want to do this before
I want to get let's just go fuck, yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
That you know you're gonna fuck, Like it's not like, oh,
how is this day gonna end? Like for the first
time ever and you both know where it ends.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
That is weird exactly, Like it's weirdness on top of weirdness.
And then again the job.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yep, okay, anything else from the women tell all?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I mean, oh, I was just thinking, Okay, so the
Joey with the him being in his head, he goes.
He says to her kind of scolding, I told you
my biggest fear. I don't want to feel like I
give everything. I feel bad. She's like she didn't quite

(56:56):
go as I.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Wanted it to go.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I just I feel like it looks like he looked
like he was about to cry. The first one that
he gave the rose to is Daisy, of course, and
then and then but it almost felt like he's already
He's already out.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
It feels like it feels like he checked out. And
who knows on Kelsey and who knows what it'll be.
But it was weird. It was such a weird. It's
just like she didn't do anything, but I didn't do anything. Yeah,
I get it. There was a dumb note like and
we all know why she was the producers and ship.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
But once it was clear, like she came and said like, look,
I mean if it was me, yeah, if I was worried,
and then she came in the room, it was like,
I just want.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
To tell you I missed you. I'd fuck her again. Yeah, yeah,
I'd be like, oh thank god, let's go to bed.
I'm not gonna be mad.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Like weird Jack the night honey, evil girl. He checked out,
he's done. It's weird when you I, I've dated people
who you don't realize there's like an invisible test that
you don't even know that you entered, and you're like, oh,
I failed an assignment that I didn't even know I
was turning in.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Like when you don't even know that you're doing it.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Yeah, that's hard. And sometime sometimes I forget these children
are children. They're young. Yeah, like you know, not saying
that's an excuse, but like they are young. They are young,
and they don't.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Have experienced in some of these things. But where I
take that away is you are the Bachelor. This is
your second time. Yes, you know you got It's not
like it's not like you get cut week one and
now you experienced it, like you got this far before
you know how.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
This is bruh.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
And again you're about to go devastate two or three
more people's lives in the next forty eight hours, Right,
get over it and get over it.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Well, we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna
come back, and we're gonna guess what happens and the week, Oh.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
I need a sexual time out.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
And we're back. Okay, So we see him crying. We
see a rose still on the on the thing he
had to leave the Octagon last night to not watch
because it's so trigger warning for him.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
He couldn't rewatch it.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Like, okay, relax.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
We see him getting alone into a suburban and get
like taking off his blazer and getting driven away and
going I don't think that's ever happened before. Now we've
heard that. I think he's with somebody.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
I mean, I think so, because he seems happy in
everything post.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
But so, what do you think happens next week? Doctor Banan?
I'll start with you.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Oh gosh, okay, God, I've thought about this so much.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
I know you have.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I honestly can't wait to see this finale to to
get this. I need to get this whole situation off
my chest.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
I think I need Eastern I need Easter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I needs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
What happens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I wanted to be like five years from now where
the ship comes out about what exactly, because it will
have time, will what's happened between Christmas and now, like
the Crown will be doing another season.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
We're going to get the crown.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Thought he was, there's gonna be one more season. Also
the like the BBC on high alert that there's gonna
be a press conference and then and the half flag,
the half masked flag on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
The blue balls of it all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yes, okay, going back? Okay, doctor Banana, there's I can't
wait for time to pass and we find out what happened? Okay,
doctor BB's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
What do you on this one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
On this thing that our mystery Scooby Doo Club, what
do you think happens?

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Joey picks Kitin, I'm choking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Megan Markle American Orchard, Riviera, Monda's you know, Jams preserves
Jelly's hashtag TM.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
She's positioning herself to be the new Oprah. Okay, sorry,
I'm getting distracted. I love their friendship.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yes, I know, God are they friends?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Were you silent?

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Silent or silent?

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Kate?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Come on, you're the interview have Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Do you have a fantasy that Kate Middleton is able
to secretly escape England?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
She and Megan.

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
The media try to pit them against each other, but
they're not actually against each other.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
The trauma bond.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Theyre the only people who actually understand what they've been through.
She gets to live with them and they all become
friends with Oprah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Wow, she is monicito Tyler Perry's home and they hate her.
Will's and Harry hate each other. She's played along too,
but if she got burned, she got Diana. You can't win.

Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
I thought Megan got Diana this whole time, which she
also did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
They both got Diana.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Kate, you're gonna get Diana, okay, doctor say we're back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Well look, here's a good thing is that since the
Diana accident happens, CCTV has really blown up in London,
so there is no tunnel. They can cause an accident
in without us know Incoe, but I feel it will be.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I'm sorry then, I don't. I don't agree with you.
I think they have such a lockdown. How could they
release this one photo video at this fruit stand with
these extras kind of ignoring them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Kensington Palace has been deemed by other news sources like
AP and Reuters and not reliable.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
So much it doesn't matter why, But then why is
nobody like being like that's not Kate Middleton?

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
There is on Twitter?

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
I know I know I know the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Press, and I to clear out the face and be like,
clearly it's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Not no, no, But I feel like I feel like
the press in England is still protecting them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Because the press is getting upset. You're seeing the turn.
They can't fully turn day one. It's a one step
out of time. They're starting to like pull random things.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Is this woman that they got because somebody's gonna be like, yeah,
that's my friend Ronda, right, you know what I mean,
that's him.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
I think it is him, but I'm not even like
one hundred percent on that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Okay, I think she's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I was wonderful.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
I don't think she's dead dead, And it's up.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
And they and it takes time to get plastic surgery
to heal for the new Cape Middleton.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
That that one Spanish I saw this thing that that
Spanish Spanish places keeps being.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Like she's in an induced.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Coma, YadA YadA, yeah, And apparently like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Kensing Palace like came out and was like no, no,
that's not true.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
And everyone's like, it's honestly weird that they responded because
normally they do not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Don't explain anything, don't complain.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Don't complax what else what I do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Why that start called the drain?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Feel the pain? Make it read I like photo shop.
I messed up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
It's like, no, that was probably not herr that is
not her.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
That was not her?

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
O god, Okay, okay, doctor bat, I'm sorry. The boy
Rose's son was in PRIs King Charles's coordination was just
like William's son. And she has five kids and that's

(01:04:17):
the only one. But they're saying the daughter is one
of is actually his child, but there be another queen
that would be fun. I keep going, Okay, got back
to the Bachelor so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Okay, I think, yes, I do think in the end
it's Kelsey, but I don't think it happens at the
Rose ceremony, final Rose ceremony. I think something happens where
either Daisy. I don't think it's Daisy for some reason.
I don't know why. I think maybe Daisy either breaks
up with him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Sorry. I was just texting with my friend, the head
of RuPaul drag Race England, and I was like, you
need to get on the BBC and he just texted me, well,
is it Kate? Do we need to get a new hobby?

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
And the answer is no, do not need to get
a new hobby.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
It's not Kate.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Let's make a video that's going to be on her. Okay,
look here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Look in the middle of the podcast right now, and
we're talking about Kate Middleton.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
That's all we've been talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
That's not her, that's not her. That's her. What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Anything is wrong?

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
The gate is wrong. Why is she holding groceries?

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
She did not ask me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
I don't think that's Will either.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
You don't think that's Will.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Look, he just looks chubbier. It's like cheeks. I don't
know about you, but if I was going through all
this stuff, I wouldn't be eaten. I don't think she
will Will I think sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, agree are Okay, we're back. Okay,
say it again. Sorry Bachelor, what's happening? Okay, we have
Daisy and Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I think Daisy doesn't get with like dumps him at
the end.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Wait, so he's the she's the final Rose. You think
he cuts Kelsey first?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
No, I think he's going to pick Kelsey. But what
I think for some reason, Daisy beats him to dumb
that's fine, which then throws off his game because he
can't handle any rejection. And then I don't know what
happens between him and Kelsey, but I always go back.
I keep saying it to that conversation where Kelsey says,

(01:06:23):
you you either have you have to be a one
hundred percent sure before you pick me, because that's how
I want it. I won't say yes unless you're a
hundred percent sure. I feel like maybe I don't know.
He lets it drop that Kelsey dumped him or something
or sorry, Daisy dumped him. I don't know, maybe not,
and that fucks Kelsey up and she can't say yes
to him, and so they all walk away, and then

(01:06:44):
afterward he gets with Kelsey after they sort of reconcile.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Okay, all right, jack Keys, what do you think I
have one of two theories that one is actually one
of mine for this. I do think like one my
the fun theory, the drama theory is that one. You know,
like he picks Daisy. She says no, he picks Daisy

(01:07:10):
and Kelsey is his consolation prize.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Okay, so that's different.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
So it's not so much or not so much picked Daisy,
but like Daisy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Says, no, jay z pre dumps him before he.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Yes, Daisy says, I can't do this before he can
like say anything.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Then he's so fucked up that he is his consolation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
And then she's like, why are you so fucked up? Yes,
and you had to be one hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
However, yes, my I've been watching reality TV for years.
Answer is ABC put an edit together that like he
said no to Daisy, she got emotional, and then he
got emotional because he didn't like to see her hurt
and he had to take a dry before he could
come and say yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Yeah, like I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Have to get his ship together and get his ship together.
He was not there but at the hotel or something.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Yeah, I think he even comes back and yeah, couple
weeks later kind of thing. No, like like thirty minutes later.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what do you think, Test Barker?

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
Okay, I'm starting from a place of I feel like,
as someone who watches a lot of reality TV, the
letter in the door thing was such artifice and was
such a producer move that it's to me, clearly a producer.
Red Herring. I think that it's for sure going to
beat Kelsey, Like that was just artificial drama. Because clearly
the two of them. Okay, so this is not the
most exciting, but I think we might have a traditional

(01:08:36):
roast ceremony.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Then what's him driving off alone with the jacket off?
He can't watch.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
You don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
I think that's the turmoil before that, you know, the
mid days having get rid of day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Yeah, what's the name?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Jesse kept saying, We've never seen anything.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Like that, and he was like, I don't when I
rise up, Whitney High, rise up. Her theory is that
he drops the ring in the sand and loses the ring.

Speaker 8 (01:09:07):
That was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Okay, Katie, what that's Whitney high Hurney hive, Katie, what
do you think is Katie Honey? I think he's gonna
end up with Daisy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I don't know how. I just like, I think this
Kelsey thing might have like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Fucked Gemini Gemini evil twin.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Which wasn't her fault.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I think it was the producer hag and producers.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
But I do think he just has had like a
slightly better connection with Doacy the whole time, Like it
just he feels safe by her, not natural, just relaxed. Yeah,
just like I don't know just I guess natural, yeah,
like the just like click immediately. I don't know why
he's freaking out, but I hope it is that he

(01:09:53):
dropped the ring, because that would.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Be witty high rise up, Okay, I I think.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
I do think it's gonna be Daisy. I want it
to be Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
And I think it's gonna be Daisy because in the
same way that he shuts down when people say I
love you, Daisy was a little harder like kitty Cat
to capture, but then once she was in, she was in.
And I think her trust in him sharing something so
vulnerable and so tender that she felt made her unlovable

(01:10:30):
or undateable, and that she shared it with him and
it felt sincere, and that he was very as he's
good when other people share their stuff. I think it
makes him feel good and it makes him lean more
lean in towards her to make sure she still feels good,
and that like, I think he likes that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
I do think that he likes to feel like needed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Yeah, I think he likes that. I think he likes
that he makes her feel good, So I think he
needs that to be super horned like in some ways,
Kelsey's almost like such a bombshell and so like that
he'll be like, she's gonna live, I can't, you know, like,
and I think that he. I think he feels like
protective of Daisy in a manner that like she let

(01:11:13):
her guard down in a way with him that she
hasn't with anybody and he knows that, and I think
he likes that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
So what's the drive away?

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
So what is the drive away?

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
She might say, no, that's that could cause yes, here's
the only reason I don't think it's a no is
because that they foreshadowed it too much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
They shadow everything. They also have like every single fever
and they're all fake are they?

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
Yes, every single and they're like, I've had the best
journey of my life. But yeah, I never thought it
was gonna get this gay.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
It's always a fake out every year. Like I'm interested.
One is a fan, do this, somebody, somebody who is
a fan of the show, do this. Go back and
look at the end of every tell all and tell
us how many times Jesse Palmer or a hostess said
get your tissues out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
This is gonna be a tear jerker.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
At every preview, I'm sitting there with the most stoic face.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Okay, however, I will there's been a few wild ones.
We had the Colt and jump in the fence was wild.
It was as wild as the the Rachel Peter saying
I can't marry you, I'll be your boyfriend, and her
pissed and then like refusing to go and there's Brian
like dry like she's up on the top of that
windy Spanish hill.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Like that was a weird one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
We have the already Airbnb walk about after he picked
Becca and then they followed him home with like his
now bribe Like there have been some weird switch ruse
the Clay Tour bullshit, like you know all that stuff.
So there's been some weird, unpredictable.

Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
Line this season every single time, like last night with
the fucking leg It's been a fake out, yes, and
that's why I'm kind of like an don't trust you guys, yes,
saying a lot drama.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Okay, I hope Whitney High Rise Up is actually accurate.
It was Whitney's birthday yesterday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Whitney.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Okay, so can we find it?

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Because I was on the draft. I did the draft
as sketch fest. Yes, who did I say?

Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Was gonna be? Do we have that anywhere here? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
So you have great Rachel is your number one? Okay,
that's in number two? Okay, Medina number no? Okay not
Kelsey A is the bachelorette?

Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Which one was?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:13:43):
One better Life? Hey go, one better life?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, you guys, we we love our reviews. We got
some new reviews here or our reviews were going for
three thousand by.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
The end of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
We're getting there. Here we go, five stars, you guys,
we got some really fun reviews. I think you're gonna
like this one now. Because it's on my phone, I
can't read the full length of the title, but it
says a joyous champion loves I'm gonna say Brodiego from
I Feel so Sandy? Five stars. I audibly gasped when

(01:14:14):
you announced that you booked Aaron Clancy for the bro
Diego Show. How do you feel today that now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
We have Aaron b Aaron No, I looked it up.
It's Aaron Bryant. We now we know their last name.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
You know, we gotta get the final eron for the
We need the full We need the full Roy Profect.
I told my friend about it, and she said, I
need to live my best life, be a champion, and
fly down from San Francisco to say you. So we
booked our flights and I can't wait to see all
of you and the best of the Bros in April.
This is my favorite podcast and I can't thank you

(01:14:45):
enough for bringing so much joy into my life. That
is how you do it, doctor Branana, Katie.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Isn't that how you do it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
That's how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Literally, that's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
And again, if you want us to keep doing more
live shows, we gotta get good ticket numbers. Yeah it,
go see the show Currid.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
You can get some cool burritos after. Okay, finish San
Diego by the way, that's cool. Five stars top tier
entertainment from Aunt Whiz. If you want to laugh out
loud in your car by yourself and have passerbys think
you are crazy, listen to this podcast. If you watch
the Bachelor franchise and consider yourself a fan, but you
don't even listen to this pod, are you even a fan?

(01:15:24):
The show isn't over until I've listened to the weekly episode.
I only wish I was witty enough to be able
to make a post of the week. Oh you should
just try, just try.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I believe in you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
I believe in you. Here's one final one five stars
Team Man's Mom worth watching. I was never a watcher
of the Bachelor franchise, but when I heard Arden on
Doug Benson's podcast pitching the coverage of forty Ish Bachelorette
Caitlin season, I decided to take check it out. I
still watch now only to laugh along with this podcast

(01:15:55):
each week. Their takes are so funny, all the guests
are on point, and their preseason draft picks are always illuminating.

Speaker 8 (01:16:02):
Love that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Thanks for coming over from Doug's Blood.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
We love all of you, guys, So please be sure
to review us. And let's go back and do our
tweet of the wei. Okay, so doctor Bannana, First of all,
whoever wins, it's gonna win a glorious Sleep Crown from
our Queen Julie at Sleep Crown, and she is donating
at the live show. We're going to be giving out
both a Traveler Sleep Crown and a regular Sleep Crown,

(01:16:28):
So get your tickets for mic Drop Comedy, April six,
two pm. Bro Diego meet Doctor Brannana, Jack Keith, Jess Ambrose,
and then we have these super bros. We're gonna get
that third Errand for a royal flush. We have Aaron Lancy,
Aaron b All the Errands. We're going for firefight at
oor Era, but we haven't asked him yet, but we will.
And then we also have we also have Tyler and

(01:16:51):
with us our logan, our cruise ships.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
So that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
What are you excited to find out about the bros?

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
I want to know. I want to know what really
happened on that COVID ship. Yeah. I want to know
if I had more sex on that COVID ship than
they did.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
I actually asked Logan like, okay, bro what happened? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
And if we have to ask am backstage, we will
get backstage.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
I want to tell get in trouble for you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
We'll ask him backstage. We'll ask a backstage.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Our brother in Christ, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Our brother in Christ would happen? So Doctor Banana, if
people want to participate, how can they play in post
of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
You can either at me on Twitter on at Ana
host h O S S N I E h.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Please when you tag me, please include hashtag w y
A t R because sometimes Twitter is, you know, clearly
being held together by sticks at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
And if you're like, I don't want to be on Twitter,
how can I do this not on Twitter?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Yeah, you can threads me, which is my same as
my Instagram at selling host Na. And then also if
you don't have threads either and you don't want to
get so, you can honestly just DM me your tweets.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
We don't care where it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Comes to equal opportunity. All right, here we go. We're
gonna narrow it down to two. All right, are you
guys ready, I'm gonna start with our two threads ones.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I'll just do one threads ones.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
This is on threads from Stoner Chicks podcast Kelsey A
thinking we need to talk as a cute little note
in such a cop daughter energy her both of her
parents were military cops. Okay, uh. This is from Lazy
B at Lazy B two. Wait, Lauren was the one

(01:18:36):
who said told lead or shut the fuck up. I
love that she said it and isn't sorry, and I
love even more than the big drama started because someone
couldn't tell the other contestants apart. Yeah so good.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
This is from Erica and Erica thirty four.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Viewer Sydney's saying she prides herself on being honest is
like Boeing claiming they make the safest play. This is
about Leslie from a batchelor like Golden Bachelorette Erica at
Erica thirty for viewer Sea hag Leslie watching the promar
for next week, please with her work. This is from

(01:19:15):
Erica dropping a weendy to talk note in my partner's
lunch tomorrow to see what type of response I get. Yeah, OK,
about how funny Jesse Palmer was in the tennis thing
with his mouth going, It was funny funny. This is
from Chyanne Constant a tricksy firecracker. Is the fever?

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Is it the fever that I'm trying to break?

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Or was Zaddie Palmer's tennis instructor just randomly standing shirtless?

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
This is from Erica.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Star is chiming in a lot for a person I've
never seen before?

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
A thought no airtime.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I was like, which one's that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
This is our justice?

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Puls made it Justice bade the that we need to
talk note had a worse payoff than my investments in
ft X.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
All right, what are our top two?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
I liked the bowing one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
I like the bowing one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
I like the blowing one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
I kind of like the partner's lunch and bo okay,
all right, here we go. First one is Erica at
Erica thirty four viewer dropping a we need to talk
note to my partner's lunch tomorrow to see what type
of response I get, or say that she's gonna win
either way. Erica, she prides herself on being honest, is
like Boeing claiming they make the safest planes, safest planes.

(01:20:37):
Or we need to talk. I'm gonna go planes, jackies,
doctor b.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
I'm gonna go planes.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Planes, all right, planes, It is Erica. You want yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
I will say. Eric was on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Eric is on fire. She wanted that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
She wanted that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Fucking uh you want you can email us your failing
address at rosepodcast at gmail dot com. If you want
your own Crown, go to uh uh sleep Crown dot com.
Backslash w y a t R with the promo code
XO XO for discounter free shipping. Well, okay, what a
lovely I feel like we really went through something.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
We did and what it was the Royal family, fine
day on it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Okay, what's your final take on where Kate is?

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
I think that she's I'm going to say in Santa
Barbara with the kids at the Moxie Children's Museum.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Do you think she's gonna get a divorce?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Do you think a divorce and.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
It's already happened is just a matter of how this
insane family announces it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
What do you think the announcements is? What do you
think the news is going to be when they give news?
Is Kate getting a divorce?

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
I think Kate is going to come and she's going
to say we're happy together, and midway through her speech,
her voice modulator is going to change her old voice
modulator for who she was before she got plastic surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Okay, great, a different person. Say let's say Kate some
woman that they turned into Kate because you realize that
technical do you feel like real Kate is no longer goss?

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Okay, doctor Bananna, what do you think divorce?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
What do you think? Where do you do you think divorce?
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
My real answers. I think she's in sort of a
medical situation.

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
My my, my.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
What I want answer, yes, is that she's gone girl
to his ass, and she's she's got demands and she's
going to white knuckle her way through being the queen
of that goddam She is going to literally, I'm just saying,
if she does not become queen, I bet she kills William.
I just see this, The strain in her eyes when

(01:22:30):
she was present publicly was giving like this motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
So I think Look, her kids are so adorable. They
look like little like the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Royal Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
So, I just think like they had so much potential,
and I don't think she's just gonna let it go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Okay, Katie, do you think divorce? What do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I do worry that there's something medically wrong with her
that he did to her. You think he did it?

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
I mean maybe I don't know, or something's going on,
but I would love that if he if she was
like gone girling him and or she's in Monacito with
Harry and naked.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Yeah, I think she pissed. I think she's pissed somewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:23:14):
I think she's pissed.

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
I hope she's in Monacito and maybe she's gone girling
him from there and she's just like, I'm gonna fucking
take you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
She's gonna be queen.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
I Well, I think it's weird that Megan and Harry
haven't said anything no.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
No, no, that they launched their jam line on the.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
Especially once like a news service was like Megan must
speak up, like why.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Yeah, Like I'm staying out of that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
She's like, remember, don't explain, don't complain. That's exactly what
I'm bat.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
You guys aren't talking, mar Should I test?

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
What would you like to promote?

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
Well, you can listen to my podcast Lady to Lady
wherever you get your podcast, or or you can listen
to Toxic the Britney Spears Story and the new one
will be wet in early May.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Great, okay, great, it is called it's called Pop Mystery Pod. Okay, great,
Jack Keith, Oh, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
What, let's let's promote a little comedian feud. We are
doing live streams for the next couple of years. That's fun.
So if you've ever wanted to see it, or if
you're a fan of like drop Out TV, we're doing
a Dropout Night on the twenty fourth of March, so
this date is passed. We also have one coming up
in May, which is Comedian Fuse to your anniversary. That's

(01:24:27):
so you were on the first comedy. So much for us,
So yeah, look out for that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Buy some tickets, watch.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
It at home, Doctor Brannanda and I are gonna be
with Jackies and Jess Ambrose and all the bros and
bro Diego April sixth, Mic Drop Comedy. Let's let's sell
it out. Buy your tickets, guys, tickets now so that
we can keep touring and doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
You're gonna keep adding bros until you sell out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Yeah, god, yeah, we gotta sell it out. And it's
early enough that you can get on a plane and
go home.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Next thing. You know, there's not gonna be room for
me and aren't on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
The stage because it's gonna be so many bros.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
Let me be.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Let me tell y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
So if you don't buy tickets, I'm missing night one
a WrestleMania's a b down and San Diego.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
So talk to y'all about the Bachelor.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
If y'all don't buy tickets, I'm coming to every one
of your houses.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Yeah, and not in a fun way. Not in a
fun way, not in a pineapple kind of a weapon.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
I'm not bringing I'm bringing a payer.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Yeah, Katie, today we were gonna talk about I've been
decluttering my closet and I'm testing out an outfit. And
one thing you wanted to talk about was an option
for to let people know if you're decluttering something that
you can do.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
So there's a few ways, like super talking about textile recycling.
So there's like a few things like four days in
retold recycling.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
They'll send you a bag and then you recycle and
then you like send it in. Also, I just started
using rid Well, which is great.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
They take textiles, a bunch of different plastics, like plastic wrappers,
bread bags, you know, Amazon, bubble Man like that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
And they also there are they they pick it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
Up from your house.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Wow, two dollars a month and they pick it up
twice a month from your house.

Speaker 8 (01:26:07):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
I recommend it enough.

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
Or if you live in La Sway, su a y,
they just move to Mateo Street in downtown I believe. Okay,
But they do textile recycling and then they also sell
stuff they make out of the textiles and it's really
interesting cool stuff and talk about the Nike thing. Oh yeah,
and if you want to recycle shoes, there's Nike stores
all around the country. The one in LA is an

(01:26:29):
East la On Wittier, But they take shoes and they
turn them into the playground bottoms.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Like that's so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
Yeah, love that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
I also wanted to obviously promote go adopt and foster
animals from your local shelter. LA is super super super full.
Please consider opening your home. You can also always just
like pledge towards an animal that means a foster. Testino's
all about this. Also call the mayor and tell her
to get her fucking shit together and fund the animal
shelters because animals are dying every single day for space

(01:26:58):
and she and the woman in charge, Stacey Danes, doesn't
give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
So all them until came back. All right, here we go.
Well until next time, you guys, I love you, I
love all these people.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
I love you until next time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
My name is aren't y think it's about sky?

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Oh yeah, We're gonna get all up in your tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
It feels so good. I just got one little question.

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
Where you reap this roll?

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
Would you reaccept this roll? Listen to your word this rolls.
Listen to your word.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
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