Last Episode Before The Worst Year Ever

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Worst Year Ever, a production of My Heart Radio.
Weget Everything, so don't don't. Welcome to the Blurst. Dear god,

(00:23):
damn it, I fucked it up right at the jump.
I am so sorry. The years we're never the end
of the damnit worst year ever, but going into the
worst year evers. Yeah, welcome to the very last episode
of two thousand nineteen of the worst year ever. That
means that we are actually entering the worst year ever.

(00:47):
Times over, babies, We're going to do it. It's coming
into doing it, diving right in. Um. Look, listen, we're here,
we're talking to you, we're recording our voices. We're doing
something different this week. We're answering your questions. That's right,
like we did last week. And we're not doing different
things these weeks because they require slightly less research on

(01:10):
our end. And it's the holidays, and we have lives too.
That's because as yeah, we we were, we don't get
to have lives. We are. Life is just is just
informing and entertaining you. That's not what we're doing right.
This isn't a really easy way for us to end
the year. This is hard. Yeah, it's hard work. It's

(01:32):
like when when when a TV show does a clip show,
and that's always the most effortful episode they put out.
They had to pick those clips, they had to pick
those clips. They had in a bed for each section.
So I don't think that we're just skating on into

(01:55):
Christmas here. But now here's five minutes of us talking
about Joe Biden months ago. Can we get some time
machine noises for that? Cody, No, no, no, no, no,
I'm not going to do it. He's going to I'm
not gonna do it. I'm going to save them all
up for later. There be a there might be a
time machion question in here, and and if yes, you

(02:17):
may use means there is one. So if you compile
the questions. She did not edit these questions. These are
your questions straight from the people. You the people were
the people. Everyone's just looking at me, So I'm gonna
keep rambling people. If we didn't answer one of your questions,
I think I speak for all of us when I

(02:37):
say please take it as a personal assult. Um. We
saw and we decided not to answer. Yeah, we have.
There's a bad pile. There's a whole document of jerks
and nerds. Depends on if you've been naughty or nice. Yeah. Yeah,
and our our decision not to answer that question was
not based on the question. It was based on your
personal characteristics as a human being. Yeah, we Your question

(02:58):
doesn't get asked because of my dog doesn't like you.
That's right, barked yes or no. Yeah. She use her
paws and copy and pasted them into a Google doc.
And these are the questions that were chosen. So I
just realized we didn't introduce ourselves poppy and paste. Oh
I'm tired. That's Cody. I'm Cody Johnston, I'm Katie Stole,

(03:23):
and I'm Robert And this introduction has gone on far
too long. But real quick. That other sweet voice you
hear is Sophie and Anderson. And Anderson Anderson the dog. Um,
just in case you also shout out to the fan
that was like, I just learned that Anderson was a dog.
I thought that that was just like a really silent
engineer that but thank you, she is. Anderson is a

(03:45):
real person. Yeah stealing my Faniel. Daniel is our engineer
and he's wonderful. Yes, hi, Daniel. Should we dive in
and answer some questions Okay do you want Uh, let's
get an easy one. Let's easy one, no fun one.
All right, let's I guess. Sorry, Robert, I answered faster. Okay, okay.

(04:06):
At Sir Brent's Worth says if you could each, I
made her to keep everyone's handles in here because some
of them were wonderful. Uh says uh. If you could
each only pick one guest to have on the pod,
who would it be? Bernard Montgomery Sanders, sure, yeah, John Lennon, Uh,

(04:36):
Peter Fontleroy, Paul Montgomery Alosious. I might want like a
like a Dave Reuben. Yeah. I'm actually conflicted between that
category of like, I just want to talk to this
person and really like get them to answer my questions

(04:57):
or at least get them to dodge them, or like, Yeah,
I love to have Bernie on and talk to him. Um,
but the Jacob Walls of the world, Yeah, it can't
be in the same room as him. I would like
to talk to Barack Obama, um, and I have some

(05:19):
very ugly questions I would like to ask him. I
want to ask him, first off, why he backed down
on recognizing the Armenian genocide after campaigning that he would
recognize the Armenian genocide. I'd like to ask him, um,
how he feels about his failure to intervene in Syria
given the role that played in the rise of the
global far right and the hundreds of thousands of dead

(05:40):
that resulted from an action. UM. I have a lot
of ugly questions I'd like to ask Barack Obama. UM.
I don't even need to record them. UM, I just
want to sit in front of him, as someone who
voted for him twice and express my disappointment and very
detailed uh and and a lengthy fashion and have him
answer for it. That would be pathartic. Well, Robert answered

(06:02):
the question really well. I had asked him for his
summer jam suggestions. Well, yeah, I mean I'm going to
ask him for his summer jams suggestions. Absolutely, yeah, exactly,
But you want you want, And that would be the
first question i'd ask Kissinger. Two, what are your summer jams, Henry.
I think it's a really universal way to dig in

(06:23):
and get to know someone talked to us about your
summer jams. Oops, were out of time. It's been great.
I think I think it's really true to the show
that Robert's answer was four times longer than both of yours. Yeah,
and mine was John Lennon. Yeah, I changed it. Moving on, Katie.
Katie just wants a chance to shoot him again. I'm
dying for that. It's like the biggest missed opportunity in

(06:45):
my life. I can't believe it happened before I was born. Wow.
Moving on at Davy Nulcy. Do you think America would
be better off with more multi party system then to party? Yes? Uh,

(07:06):
I think I think that there might be other problems
with him, But I don't know that that could happen
with our system being arranged the way it is, with
like the the electoral college and everything kind of working
the way it is. I don't know that it's possible
for there to be Yeah, that transitional. There's an element

(07:27):
a lot of the like in this In this hypothetical
our system is completely different. Well yeah, Like one thing
I think that is one of the more interesting things
about are where we're at, is that like America and
in a lot of people's mind is like, we did it.
We came up with the best idea for a government,

(07:47):
and we didn't. We're the ones. We we invented democracy
and government. Um. And then Uh, like centuries went by
and and uh tweaks were made by other nations, and uh,
we were so entrenched in like what we have built
over the many many, many, many many many years, that
it's really hard to be like, oh no, they had

(08:09):
a better idea. There's their ideas a little better than ours.
So maybe we could do that. Um. So yeah, I
don't know if you can ever do that. I think
maybe like if we had like a first past the
post um or not first like rank choice, there's a
lot of that can be done. Um. We've talked about
it on even more News specifically. Yeah, I do think

(08:37):
if we had a country where in our political system
allowed for there to be multiple influential parties. Um, I
think we would be a healthier nation. But I don't
think it's I think you would have to fundamentally change
the way voting works before we could really have that here. Honestly,
that sounds exhausting. Yeah, let's just keep doing everything the

(08:58):
same way because it works really well. No notes. Next
question from at pat worms B seventeen. Sorry if anybody's
name who isn't running in the election but you wish
they were. Yeah, that's an interesting question because thank you,

(09:25):
thank you. That's what I was getting at. Uh No, Um, well, listen,
names I'll say the caveat of it's hard because because
it's like, yeah, there was a time, you know, like
everybody wanted Warren to run or when what's his funck Beto?
People all wanted Beto to run, And then once they
start to run. It's not until they start to run

(09:45):
then you see what they were. They actually stand on
stuff and see how they hold you never wanted I
didn't either, but I don't necessarily mean people here the
universal you. So it's difficult. Um, until you you see
them in the race, do you start to understand who
they are as a candidate and as a particular president. Um.

(10:08):
I I mean there was a time I was like,
I would love to see Stacy well, Stacy Abrams needs more.
It used to be seasoned and be in office, I think,
but like I really like her. I've I really want
I want Mark Zuckerberg to run. He was preparing to

(10:28):
do it. He hired people from Obama and Bush too. Yeah,
right after the election, and he was very he was
gearing up for it. He was doing his like tour
around America, eating eating meals, with folks, taking taking pictures
by a bunch of cows and stuff and walking around cold. Yeah.
And then just like story after story started to come

(10:49):
out and it became clear like maybe this isn't right
for you, Mark, Um, and he's sort of like faded back. Um,
did you make a video at crack? Yeah? I wish
he kept going. I really wanted to president. I think
it would be a huge disaster for him. Um. I
think we'd find out even more about him. Um. I
think that he knocked down quite a few pegs and uh,

(11:12):
maybe he'd come come out a better man. I don't know.
I think of zuckerberg candidacy would be a boon to
everybody involved. I don't even care about him having being
a better man. I just want him to have a
horrible year. It would be really bad for him. He would,
he would, It would be a disaster. Beautiful accidentally wins

(11:33):
well that thing, right, No, Donald Trump, there was always
the chance that, like the worry, that he would win
because you could see his ability to connect to the
people he connected with, like from the beginning, that was
very obviously, very powerful, and the only question was how
many people Mark Zuckerberg is never connected with the human being,
not even his wife. He is for nobody, not even

(11:55):
his wife, not even the dirt roads he was, you know, yeah,
for this Real America tour. I desperately hope at some point,
like the advertising, uh, like the like the mock ups
and ship for that campaign leak out and we get
to have just a beautiful day. I want I want
to see the Zuckerberg dance. I want to see all

(12:18):
of it. You just steal the dance beautiful. Oh god,
that would be so good. Somebody has a question that's
kind of related to this. Oh wait, but I didn't
give my candidate. It's gonna be weird, who is it? No,
it's gonna be good. I think I would like to
see Tammy duckworth win. I think she's much more of
a centrist than I am. But I think she'd be

(12:39):
a good vice presidential candidate, And I think she's someone
i'd like to see up on the debate stage against
our current vice president. Um. She's a good good at
like dealing with like like in Congress and stuff. She's
like good at holding people's feet to the fire. Um.
She has an unimpeachable record in like like a war

(13:00):
record legs of piloting a helicopter in combat. I would
love to see her up against our current vice president. Um.
I think she would be a good VP candidate to
somebody like Bernie Sanders if you had to go with
more of a centrist. Um. I think she would be
a good pick for a Sanders VP choice. Yeah. Um.

(13:22):
I'll also say I don't know if she's a good pick. Well, Okay,
someday we'll see AOC run for president. Um. Yeah. But
Katie Porter, I'm really blown away by her all the time.
I think she's she's a BADASSU. Also, she's running for
re election, so that's a good campaign to donate too,
because you know that she's in a Republican district. Talk

(13:44):
about it, but while I'm just giving a quick Porter
plug because she's my girl, all right, yeah yeah. Next question,
that's sort of follow up question is from at Doug
Underscore b Underscore Smith. Which member of the pod will
run for office? First? You can't run, Robert, Now? Is
that just because all of the felonies, Sophie, I will

(14:06):
just say, ain't nothing in the rule book. What say
a dog can't run? And she's looking at me like
what I Uh, I don't know think you'd ever run, Cody.
I'm probably the most likely to, but I don't know
that I will be great president, would be I don't

(14:27):
want to president, but I would be. I would run
for congress. Maybe it just sounds exhausting and then like
someone's going to go through my everything and you know,
I'm easily embarrassed, like very I get one mean applied
to a tweet and like I'm like shaking inside. So

(14:47):
I don't know, you know who the current president has
a similar reaction, though, Yeah, compare you to. But I
would go the opposite direction, just say really nice things
to everybody, trying to get everybody to like, yeah, that's
not an asset in politics. Yeah, I think Cody could

(15:10):
do the job. I think you could run for Congress.
I've considered running for sheriff. Yeah. Maybe we'll all form
our own party someday. Well, one day, will have worked
hard to get the system to change so that each
representative can be three people. Yeah that run as a group. Yeah,

(15:31):
we collectively want to run as president, and we one
of our promises is that one of us will be
two wasted to stand at any given point. Is that way?
Why one of us asterisk with Ireland hit their highest peak.
Ireland in Australia will be We'll be doing great with alright,

(15:54):
friends from at Cube Underscore three, Underscore three, Brave Choice. Uh, Katie,
good luck with the many fires. Thank you, Robert. Why
do you no longer mention Dorito's I just don't think
it's funny anymore. It was funny for a while and

(16:16):
we had a good laugh, and then I got tired
of doing it. You don't wanna. It's like why I've
changed up the intros now. If you keep doing the
exact same joke forever, eventually it gets tiring, which is
why The Simpsons has managed to stay relevant for thirty
straight years and is such a consistent caliber because they

(16:37):
I still enjoyed it. Dorito though, Doritos are good. Oh yeah,
I'm just not gonna you know what. I feel like
I brushed right past that fire comment. I want you
to know I really appreciate your well wishes. Yeah, because
it's gonna be a year of this Cube Underscore three,
underscored three. Um, yeah, it means a lot. I will
be thinking of it with every fire that I count

(17:00):
her in the worst year effort I'm going to light
a lot, and I also probably won't be the one
to rent the Airbnb in the future, just in case.
Word and you would think the next question on this
thing would be for Cody, but it's not. It's for Anderson,
I understand, it says to Anderson, be careful with the
constant barrage of carbs being thrown around you, Anderson, and

(17:23):
they comments, no, but she's wearing a cute sweater. She's
very cute. Okay, now, now, Cody, your time machine noises accurate.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Don't listen to that.
Who is this person? That was person? Cute? They figured

(17:47):
out cute. I want to try and crowdsource this from
our wonderful audience. Someone must have the video editing knowledge
to to re edit the first clip and back to
the future when the DeLorean travels into the past and
just just you know, switch up, switch up the sound
a little bit. I don't think you would notice. I
don't think anyone would notice it. Would You'd be like, oh,

(18:09):
that's the original back of the Future film. Daniel's wagging
his eyebrows suggestively. What a nauseating Christmas suggestion You've put
out to the world Robert Happy Holidays at Underscore and
Underscore E Underscore s Underscore Underscore says, I think the

(18:32):
question that I can't chake is what do we do
or what happens if Trump loses and just refuses to
recognize the election? We got that, We got a variation
of that question a lot. Yeah, that seems to be
something everybody is afraid of. Um, this is weird because
I have a theory obviously, like it sounds like something

(18:57):
to sci fi or dystopian to happen. But that's what
I felt every day of the last three years, Like
how is this so? It? Four years ago I'd be like,
what a silly thing to ask? How dare you? What
a silly thing that would never happen here in America? Um?

(19:18):
What what do we do or what happens if Trump?
Can I give my theory? Sure? Do you know that
that guy co commercial? I think it's Gecko where where
there's the old with the geo? No, I'm not with
the gecko with the old man is like I got
a dollar on the stick because it's like he has
a stick. He has a stick, and he's got like
a fishing pole stick and there's like a dollar bill.
He's like, I got your dollar. I got your dollar

(19:39):
and like walks away and like wean somebody in and
out anyone, no one never seen it. I mean, I
you've painted get that. You just put a big mac
on the stick and then you learn him away like
a bag of cold Big Max, A bag of cold
Big Max and they're like, I got I got your cholesterol,
got your cholesterol. That's my theory at your breakfast. Well, um,

(20:04):
I think it also this question. The answer to it
hinges on whether or not we take back the Senate
right uh one season office. If I mean like if
we have control, uh, there's a lot more that we
can do. And if we don't, then well you imagine
that there would be some sort of protest about it.

(20:25):
Would there would be a little more, um than what
we've been doing, a little more than not to diminish
protests that have happened. I would fly to d C. Yeah,
the kind of the kind of impromptu like that I
keep thinking of the protests, which was like a real

(20:47):
like this just happened. We're going to go here and
we're gonna do we have to go shut things down
in a big way as opposed to like we're going
to march for science and we're gonna it was real.
It was the real deal. Yeah. So here's the thing.
What if there's those protests and the police respond with
the kind of violence that has become very common. The
police don't like Donald Trump, they don't support Donald Trump.

(21:08):
What are you talking about? The police don't protect that
kind of Yeah, there's a world riots. I don't I would.
I don't like to advocate for violence or something like that.
I don't want to to be peaceful is possible, and
I don't advocate for violence, but I will advocate for UM.
You know, there's two kind of responses you can take,

(21:30):
which is hope things work out, hope the military. Hope
that if he does try something like you know, the
military and our our state agencies are strong enough to
stop that from happening, and they don't side with him. UM.
So that's one option is vote and hope. And the
other option is organized within your neighborhoods and your communities.

(21:52):
In this year or so that we have left, build
connections with people. UM, get some basic training and equipment
in for staid uh, and consider exercising your second Amendment
rights to own firearms, body armor, and the other things
that you're allowed to buy as an American citizen. Yeah,
that's another option. I was going to say. Yeah, like,

(22:13):
I certainly don't hope for violence or condonate or do
I think that I would be seeking it out in
this situation, but sooner or later, if if if the
worst case scenario happens, if the Big Max don't work,
if the MAC do not work. Um, I see that
as something that might happen, which is wild. And we're

(22:35):
gonna take that Senate though, So it's going to be fine. Yeah.
In Virginia right now, there's like rumors not even like
attempts at passing moderate gun control, uh and militias are
forming with the backing of local police. There's a story
like a couple of months ago about those what the

(22:56):
legislators in Oregon was it like yeah, yeah, who like
left this date and hit with a militia? Yeah there
it's yeah, there are like there are things in place
that would make that event go poorly. Yeah. Um, I
have another question for your great But first, should we

(23:20):
talk about products and guess services like and at yes,
I do love a product in a service I will
use this opportunity to go get to Molly's out of
the oven, and I will use this opportunity to use
the bathroom. I will use this opportunity to listen to
the great products and services being offered to me and

(23:41):
everybody listening. Everybody stopped listening to you right now? Well,
I will put Anderson while everyone does that, and everything
all right, and we're back. Anderson is loved, Katie is

(24:06):
no longer in need of peeing. The only thing better
than products and services is the feeling of peeing when
you really have to pee. Robert, can I get an amen? Amen?
Robert is enjoying some delicious Tamali's, and Cody just bought everything,
so they're on the way. They're deliverables. I assume yes, yes,
of course. Moving on at Traveler nine zero six wrote

(24:31):
scale of one to ten, how much do you believe
Trump is playing the full while conducting an organized crime ring?
Scale of one to ten Three, Yeah, or maybe I
think a one. I don't think Trump is emotionally capable

(24:52):
of pretending to be incompetent. No, but I think he
might be some sort of like pathological liar that I
can believe things you know, like tells himself something and
then believes it to some level. I mean, I think
I just think he kind of leans into some stuff
because he's a silly man and he's he's a dummy

(25:12):
and he's incurious. But like the stuff in terms of
the stuff he believes, I think he believes all that
his brain is made of rotten oatmeal, like oh yeah.
But in terms of like everything that he's doing and
conducting an organized crime ring, he wouldn't think of it

(25:33):
as an organized crime ring. No, it's all impulse, I
think for him, Um, for the most part, just self interest. Okay, Robert,
this one's for you. It's from at st Underscore Home.
Great great handles. Robert said something about how he used
to be conservative. Like to hear more about that transformation, Robert, Well, Um,

(25:59):
I grew up in Oklahoma and Texas. My family are there,
you know, moderately religious, But I would say more than anything,
growing up, my family's religion was conservatism. Um. It was
like the primary topic of discussion when my family got together.
Rush Limbaugh was always on Michael Savage, those sorts of guys.
Fox News was the only news that was ever really

(26:21):
on my parents. Were huge supporters of the Iraq war
of the war in Afghanistan. Um. There was a long
time where I was preparing to join the military. UM,
and I probably would have if it wasn't for a
combination of online video games and drugs. Uh. The online
video games started like introducing me to other people. And

(26:43):
then I moved away to college when I met a
bunch of other people. I was actually studying criminal justice
for a career in like, I wasn't sure if I
wanted to do like law enforcement or like join the
military after graduating as an officer, so I was doing
like r OTC and stuff. Um. So it was Uh,
it was like I started to meet new people and

(27:03):
like people who weren't white and hadn't grown up um,
you know in in the places that I had grown
up in the community that I had grown up in.
My family was pretty poor when I was a kid,
but my extended family was doing a lot better. So
like we always had that sort of like family support,
So it wasn't as obvious to me as a kid
kind of the lack of support that exists on an

(27:24):
institutional level for the poor in this country. And meeting
people who had had to deal with that. Um. You know,
when I moved away to UH college, the first girl
I dated was Native American and that really keep me
in on some ship that I had not been aware of.
And you know, then after my first year in college
is when I really started doing a shipload of drugs.

(27:46):
And UM. Number one, that guaranteed for me that I
wasn't going to do in the military, and I wasn't
going to be a police officer because then I would
have to stop doing drugs. UM. But there was also
this like probably a to to three year period of
tripping every week, sometimes twice a week that was really
influential in and like the things that I read and

(28:06):
watched in the conversations I had during those experiences changed
me pretty fundamentally and kind of by the end of that,
uh it was just sort of like a further and
further tilt out to the fringes of politics. So that's
that's the story. UM, I want to see a picture

(28:27):
of you, a young Robert Evans. I'm curious, Yes I do.
We're gonna be tweeting a picture under no circumstances, Under
no circumstances, there's a picture of me in my mid twenties,
shirtless and a skirt beating my best friend with dead fish. Um.

(28:49):
I mean, I'll see that, but I need to see
something before. We need a few years before that. Why
does that phone? Why do you think we had a
fish fight? The fish unbelievable? Uh? Do I have time
to tell you? Everyone? Mind? Oh, I've got a fish

(29:12):
fight story sort of yeah, okay. So every summer we
would go to this uh go camping or these cabins
with my my parents best friends from college and they
have kids our age blah blah blah. One year, my
dad did something terrible and he hid a fish in
the back seat of their big r V there big,
and on the way home, it was smelling so bad

(29:32):
that they pulled over on the side of the road
and Robert the father unpacked the entire car looking for
the whatever it was. Uh, finally found it and it
was war Um. And so then at Christmas when they
came over for our annual Christmas party, they hid a
fish in Like, that's awesome. Took so long to find

(29:55):
that little fucker. So anyway, that's we've all got fish story.
I love stories of people hiding dead things, and I
think the best one I've heard is you take the
shower curtain rod and you open it and you put
pieces of chopped up shrimp. You're a veteran of many

(30:18):
fish fights. Nobody checks the curtain rod. That's that's sadistic ship.
I guess you could hide a lot of things in
a curtain rod. That's a good idea, you can. I
don't because this story. Did anybody else think of a
person that they'd like to do that too when that happened?
Just me? Or no? I didn't know, I am it

(30:41):
would be really hard to get access to like Laura
Loomer's house, though, I bet it wouldn't. I'll just wait
till she's staging a protest outside Nancy Pelosias and then
tiptoe into her studio apartment. Serious, serious question, serious question
at c J. E. Skew Right. How many pumps for

(31:03):
two creams? Two to too? Yeah, because it's one pumps
on you know what? It depends on how congealed and
old the cream is. No, no, no, no, Well you
might not get a full cream at a pump if
it's old and gloopy. But look, I don't know. I mean,
I think we're all sort of we all have this

(31:23):
general goal of uh galla quality, and I think that
we can admit and understand that there's one pump and
you get one cream. You need to you do too?
Three you three? Okay? Four? Hold your horse, old your horses.
It's four okay. It's it's very same where you want

(31:45):
to hold off, you don't want to. You can do four,
you can do five. Do you want six creams? Easy?
Six pumps? What what's the cream? You want? Eleven creams?
You do? Eleven pumps? Eleven? Do you have any room
for any thing else in that more creams? Which would
require more pumps? I think an equal amount of pumps

(32:07):
to the amount of creams. It's a simple one to
win ratio. The important thing about ideology is that you
need some axioms that are true, even if they aren't
literally true. So yeah, maybe the cream canngels. Maybe you
don't get out as much per pump as as you
need to say you get out. But what's important is
the belief. You can unite people behind the belief like

(32:29):
one pump, one cream. Robert's Texas Accent came out and said,
you can reunite um. And if any of you guys
are listening to this show that I have not listened
to all of our episodes of Behind the Bastards. I'm sorry,
I'm not going to explain what this is about. Nope,
in their hearts, you know. Yeah, if you hear cream,

(32:50):
you know what we're talking about. You can put it together. Yeah,
moving moving to the next one. This is one off.
This is one of my favorite handles is high Queen
by Queen. Yes, a great handle. If you could ask
every Democratic candidate one question and they had to answer honestly,

(33:12):
what would you ask, like Harry Potter style, like under
a spell, like they cannot lie? Sure? Do you believe
the president should have unilateral power to launch the US
nuclear Arsenal's one? I can't believe that isn't an issue

(33:32):
that's like at the front of everyone's an It's shocking
to me. I don't know what I would. I'm going
to ask every candidate when we have them on next year,
because we're going to have all of them on next
year for sure, no matter what. UM. I want to
ask everyone if they plan on nationalizing the Simpsons seasons

(33:52):
three through nine. UM, so you can. You can go
to the Simpsons dot com and you see all the
episodes from those seasons for free. Um. I think it's time,
and I think it's important, and I think that we
need to get the truth and get the real, the
real opinions from all these candidates. I would like to

(34:13):
know if they could get behind doing away with daylight savings.
Oh my god, I'm so over it. It's dark. It's dark,
like three in the afternoon, like come the funk on.
But also Robert's question, I mean I would I would
generally just if it is just like a literally like
you just have to say the truth. I would like

(34:34):
to know generally, like how much do you believe what
you say? Yeah? That's like are you honest? Can we
trust you? Oh? That would that would be fun. That
would be a real fun. I mean, do you actually
believe what you're saying? Do you want to do? Of
course I siphoned the power. Why are you actually running

(34:56):
for president? Yeah? I brought my job. You can see
it here as like now they lost their virginity, it
might be telling. Yeah, that would be I don't need
I don't need to know that. I mean, I don't
want to know, but I bet it. Joe Biden's story
involves the swimming pool. I bet it does. Also, I

(35:16):
do want to ask again if we do, when we
do all the definitely interviews are going to do, I
want to ask everybody who they think killed Jeffrey Epstein. Sure,
I think there was a question there's somewhere that asked
U which candidate each of you would have that would

(35:36):
would would would coitus, I would have sex with relations? Yeah,
are you going to answer that? I was like kind,
I respect Elizabeth Warrens so much I can I think
it was a fun Mary kill, right, yeah, yeah, But
I have an alternate fun Mary kill for you guys
as well, so you can do Mary kill with Democratic candidates.

(35:56):
But I also have an on Daniel shaking his head
because I've asked, because everyone in the office this question,
but a lot, I think nobody will answer. The only
candidate I mean, I guess Castro. I imagine he might
be a good lover Tim Kane and Jim Webb and
the other guy who's the other guy, Jim Webb's the

(36:17):
guy who bragged about killing someone, right, I guess. I mean, no,
I don't want to have se No. I think Castro
would be the but it only doesn't Castro would be
a really conscientious lover. He would be Yeah, he would

(36:37):
focus on you got some moves in there? Yeah? Can
I ask my just think what Mary kill? Mitch McConnell,
Donald Trump, Mike Patsy awful. I've tried to get Jack
O'Brien to answer this question all week. Who are they? Okay,

(36:58):
Mitch McConnell, Pens and then who's the other one? Easy?
Go that? Damn Okay, it's easy, Mike Pens Pens. I
would kill Donald Trump. I mean that's really the only
right answer. It's a nauseating answer, and I don't accept

(37:19):
it differently and see how you feel. Answer any different
Mary Mike Pence, because nothing would make Mike Pence as
unhappy as being in a homosexual marriage, and he would
be legally gay if we were married. That's a really
much better answer. And I don't know, like if you
were to say, yal fuck Mitch McConnell, I doubt that

(37:40):
he could do it, so ohonnell this episode, Katie style.
Don't know if he can. I think his little guys,
you cannot. His little turtle shrunk back up inside his body.
I think it depends how you define fuck, because I

(38:01):
bet Mitch McConnell. I bet Mitch McConnell spins like the
g d P of a small nation on prostitutes to
shock his testicles with a cattle prod. Probably, Yeah, it's
not necessarily, not necessarily P and V. It's just relations
of something. Do we think he tries to use his
uh chin situation? I know he does. Yeah, that's an

(38:22):
orogenous zone from it, a face of I can't give
on from this question fast enough. Alright, alright, alright, my bad, alright,
alright at random, bought underscore Alpha. Who is each of
your favorite president? Mm hmm, it's a really hard question. Nah,

(38:43):
FDR Homie, Yeah, I don't have a favorite president. I
think it's all bad Katie, you'll probably go with yes, FDR.
I don't know. They all did terrible things, but FDR
stopped the nation from sliding into fascism, and you know,

(39:08):
had a huge role in defeating the Nazis. So you know,
the interment of the Japanese people was one of the
great crimes of American history, but it wasn't like a
genocide level crime. Uh And he helped be a too
slow halted genocide. And I think his social policies and
his economic reform policies were a large the US. Yeah,

(39:31):
didn't join the Nazis, and fascism could have could have
very came very close. If Nixon would be a close
sex and second oh yeah, I mean we all are
big Nix and fans. The funniest president, Yeah he was, Well, No,
which one got stuck in a bathtub? Was that Taft?

(39:52):
Who was the one that was just a real dirty mouth?
And there's all those recordings of him talking about he
would would take me. I would think it's l B
j M. You a secret service agent. We really need
Dan O'Brien here for this question. Am I Jimmy Carter

(40:12):
secret service agent? I think he's got a sweet soul.
I'm not going in terms of like like a great
job the president thing, but in terms of in terms
of his qualities as a humane in terms of like
when you're like favorite president, like that's a good soul
for that office. I wish I could say Obama. Yeah.
The only president that I could like, actually enjoy having

(40:35):
a beer with and not just like I want to
scream at would would be Jimmy Carter because he did
bad things as president, but he made as much amends
as you can possibly make, like yeah, and you can
like He's just like, I gotta do it. I gotta
do whatever I can. That was terrible. Sorry, No, it
was something Katie's the funniest accent. Um. Okay, So the

(41:04):
next one is from at Shenana Goats night job. Very nice.
Who do you want each of Who would you want
to play each of you in the Worst Year Ever
movie and or HBO mini series? Carrie Russell? I mean
I feel like Ryan Reynolds for all three of us. Yes, um,

(41:26):
it will be his Meet the Clumps. I just think
I actually carry Russell and I have a similar profile.
When you see her in a brown wig from the Americans,
I mean, it's nuts. I've heard I tweeted the picture
once and then for the crazy I'll show you, Sophie.
You're looking at me doubtfully. No, I'm trying to fixture it.
I'll show me. I'll show You've for Sean Williams Scott

(41:46):
for me, people often tell me that Sean Williams I
get told Buffy Vampire Slayer. All right, Sophie, I'm sorry,
but Cody, the only possible answer for you is the
guy who plays Charlie Day and always have your mind

(42:08):
completely blown. Oh she's you, or rather she wishes it's
really when she has um a brown wig on going
into break. We have a question for me for Anderson,
and it's from Tim Nick Wolf Wolf Wolf Car. Sorry

(42:29):
is there a question mark in it? I'm just really
conchusing over my pronunciation, and I'm really sorry because it's
very nice of you to ask this question. And the
question it says is this question for Sophie, what is
Anderson's favorite treat? Uh, that's easy. It's just food for dogs,
pumpkin snacks. Okay, all right, thinking of snacks and you

(42:52):
know things other stuff. Yeah, Katie, would you would you
like to do some ads products? I would love that
some services were add some products and services, but I
could get behind some services depending. Yeah, all right. We're
doing it now together everything and we have returned uh

(43:27):
at John Everson underscore D says The New York Times
sat down with Bernie last week and asked him about
his support of the Sandistas, and he got very defensive
in his past support of Ortiga in the eighties. Is
that much of a liability question mark? No, No, I
don't think so. Whatever you're and I'm not prepared to

(43:50):
go into detail about the Sandinistas today. Um, but whatever
you think about that, Americans don't give a ship about
things that happen overseas unless there's immediately been an attack
from some foreign group on Americans, and then we care
for roughly six weeks tops. Um. So no, I don't
I don't see that having any real impact, just as

(44:10):
I don't see Trump's abandonment of the Kurds in Syria
having an impact on his electoral chances. Americans just don't
give a ship. This is something that would go to
the other people will make a thing out of it.
Probably they'll try to. Um. But I also, I haven't
seen this one interview, but a lot of these positions
and things I think he'll slowly realize too that he

(44:32):
just needs to briefly explain and like say, yeah, I
was right, um, Because I mean, he has been pretty
consistent throughout most of his time, and I think that
as people bring these sort of little bits up, Uh,
a lot of them are actually pluses if taken the

(44:53):
time to be explained. But UM, I don't know, what
do you think about this whole jank thing? Um, endorsement
on endorsement. Yeah, that I feel like I'm bring it
up for one of the questions. I mean, it's it's
if you knew anything, if you've known anything about jank Um,

(45:15):
it was a bad he was a bad one to
endorse in the first place. Like I think it is.
I will say this, Uh the ship he said was awful. Uh,
it's also should he said a very very long time
ago and has apologized for repeatedly, and every single candidate
the Republicans run does worse things on a daily basis. Um. Yeah,

(45:37):
it's like I I I've never cared much about him.
I don't like the young Turks. Um. I like Ken
because I like, um, uh what the fuck? Um? You
know what who I'm talking about? Kin Clippensen, kN Clippenstein.
He is great foia work. Um Yeah yeah, but UM,
I don't I've never watched them. I think their name
is horrible. You shouldn't name your news network after a

(45:59):
bunch of people committed genocide. Um. But at the same time,
I get that if you grew up as like a
Turkish American, you probably would grow up hearing very different
stories about that. And I understand that they've like like
Jenk and the others have all like admitted that they
were wrong and misled about that sort of thing, which
is like I was misled about ship as a young kid.

(46:20):
So um that said, yeah, I don't know, like what
do you? I don't know. I I only ask if
it's yeah, because I see it's sticking around. And that's
also probably because our news media is likes to have
a story about not about Bernie climbing the polls, but
about Bernie and some other capacity and it just seems
to like keep popping up in my feet in different places,

(46:41):
and like blow over, this isn't worth it. I just
probably you think that he shouldn't have endorsed m Yeah.
I think that's for this little congress. It's not little,
it's but you know, it's what he's got to right.
I think I think it is also running in that district. Um,
but I think that the I also think that's obnoxious

(47:03):
all these people coming from other areas to run in
this district. I think there's a question uh about like
sort of like liabilities and things during the whatever campaign.
I think this is one of not like like a liability.
But I think that the surrogate stuff is what people
go after the most with him. Um, because I mean

(47:25):
I certainly didn't like when he endorsed that guy that
was not pro choice. Yeah. So I mean for me,
that's a problematic like erasure of like women's stuff in
his in that seems to be consistent with Bernie as
he's endorsing people. Um. I mean, but I think I
feel like, didn't he he went back on That has evolved,
but but in general I think that like, uh, you know,

(47:46):
as they go into the his campaign is actually anti semitic,
that kind of stuff. Uh, the people some of the
people around him will be the targets uh as opposed
to him and what he does and says um, yeah.
And it's like the degree to which, like the most
frustrating thing about this to me is the watching the

(48:09):
mainstream media go after Janko again as somebody I don't
care for, but like the New York Times coverage of
like accusing him of agreeing with David Duke, that was
that was like literally obscene as somebody who cares about
journalism like he was, he was clearly talking shit about Duke.
He was like, I'm not a racist, and he goes, yeah,

(48:32):
sure you aren't of course they were, Like it was
so close after the entire interview of him saying yeah
you are yeah, um yeah, the days later, but it
was infuriating. But like, even that clip that gets shared
is so clearly not anyway. The question I have is
without like, without like saying yeah, it's okay to say

(48:54):
the things Jenks said, Like also, I'm acknowledge I was
a fucking seventeen year old at some point we absolutely
made gross rankings of the women that we knew, because
that's a gross thing that young men do sometimes, and
it's it just has happened. I'm going to guarantee most men,
at least who grew up when I grew up did
something similar. And like, what is the what is the line?

(49:18):
Where do you? Like, how how long does someone have
had to have been perfect to be able to run
as a fucking democrat? Um? What we except there are
no standards on the other side whatsoever? And you can
be a literal fascist who denies genocides, like what is
what is the fucking line? Um? And again I don't
give a shit about the young Turks or Jenk, but
like I do give a shit about this idea that

(49:39):
we're going to purity test ourselves out of being able
to run any fucking candidates. Yeah yeah, okay, at Lord Baruch, Right,
what's your biggest misgiving about the candidate each of you
is personally rooting for? Uh? I mean with Bernie, it's
his fucking age. Man, that's not nothing like he's He's

(50:02):
an old man and ship can turn on a dime
for your health and for the things that I want
him to do to happen. He needs to last. Yeah. Um,
you know, I'm obviously like I'm a Warren person, I'm
also Bernie. I like Bernie. I would and I would
agree with you on that. That's a big thing for
me with him is his age. Um with Warren, I

(50:25):
mean we covered a lot of this on the Warren episode. Uh,
the whole Native American thing. If she gets the nomination,
I think it would be a nightmare. Um. Also, yeah,
I want to I want to know that I can
trust where she is on that. Like, I like what
she says. I like because she is. I like a
lot of the stuff that she's put out. But yeah,

(50:49):
is she does she believe it and with everything in her,
Like you know, Bernie, I don't question that he believes everything.
I like Lauren Warren. I like her approach to things
that a lot of stuff. Yeah, I'm repeating myself. You
guys get what I see what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
how much is she uh kind of fight for the
things and yeah, she says, Um. I think for for

(51:10):
my preferred Canada, I think my issue is also the age,
Like thirty seven is really really young, you know. Um,
but if you like, if if it was like maybe next,
maybe maybe four. I think Pete's gott got it locked
in that. I know that was really hard for you
to say because of the deep love that you bear

(51:31):
for Yeah, I've admit that it took me. I'm I'm
glad that you spoke first, because I was like, what
am I going to say about Pete? What like there's
nothing wrong with him? I was like, oh, I'll do
the age thing. But flipped so few Nglish listeners could
have seen Cody space what he was saying. You know what.
There's I have another thing with with Sanders, which is
his his support for Tulsie Gabbard. Um. I know Sanders

(51:54):
is himself not like a blanket anti interventionalist and has
kind of a more nuanced view. Um. So he's not
like a let bashar al Assad murder people kind of guy,
but his support of Gabbard and that wing of the
party really worries me. Um. I get why he's doing it,
but like and and I guess that gets to like
a broader ratio of the Sanders is like, I get

(52:14):
why he's doing it, Um, but I think it's gross,
Just like I get why he made the call to
support the union workers making those chain guns to suppress
revolutions in Latin America. Um, but I think it's gross.
I get why he supports the F thirty five, but
I think it's gross. You know, he's a politician still

(52:35):
at a real D two writes, Aside from your personal
preference or preferences, is there anyone among the Democrat contenders
you think has a reasonable chance of beating Trump? And
if so, who and why so? Besides besides I guess
so besides Warren Sanders, guys, and this could be people

(52:56):
that I get already dropped. I guess Biden has a
reasonable chance. For the reasons why they say he has
a reasonable chance. Yes, statistically, yes, he has a chance.
It's so one because it's like some days I go,
don't worry, it's not gonna be that bad. It's going
to happen. But I think it's it's it's hard to

(53:19):
believe that anybody would vote for him again, but they will. Yeah. Yeah,
there are very few people who I think if you
imagine they're speaking to him, that can pull it off.
That's the one thing that uh like, I'm I keep

(53:42):
going back at the Pete well, but like, imagine Pete
and Donald Trump debating. Yeah, that's not going to be great.
He's not going to um yeah, Clabar could could could
rally too. I think, oh, I mean, I'm not going
to put him. It just wonder you think, does it

(54:02):
does a debate matter. I don't know that. I don't. Yeah,
I don't think it's it's not the debate, it's the comparison.
It's like seeing I think Katie's right, it'll be telling.
I don't think Trump will debate. He doesn't show up
to a debate. They'll just which is great. So so

(54:23):
a follow up question is from me Domin. Lisa writes,
how will any of you swallow the DNC nominee results
in support a candidate you may not have voted for
in the priment in order to get Trump out of office.
That's an easy question. You vote for, you you do it. Um.
But I've thought about this because it would be hard,
Like if if Biden gets the nomination, I will be frustrated. Um.

(54:44):
And it'll be difficult. Um. And here's something that I'm
I've said it a lot, I'm going to keep hammering it.
I think we all need to focus on the Senate
races and yes, vulnerable house races as well, but the Senate,
and I intend on putting a lot of energy into that.
And I know that we all want to get amped
about a candidate. Well let's get amped about a bunch
of candidates. Um. And And that is truly how I

(55:08):
think that we um overcome our disappointment if we don't
get the candidate that we want. Uh yeah, yeah, I agree.
You know. I voted for Hillary Clinton in sixteen. I
wasn't excited too. I think she's a void of charisma.
But I felt that life for my particularly transgender friends,

(55:33):
my black friends, my Native American friends would be worse
if Donald Trump was president. Then if Hillary Clinton was president,
I felt that things internationally would be worse if Donald
Trump was president, then if Hillary Clinton was president and
they have gotten worse. Uh So, as much as I
don't want to vote for Joseph Robin at Biden or
Peter Paul Montgomery, Hansel Sebastian Boudagi, um I would. I'm

(56:00):
not excited about that, but I would. And you know,
Katie's right, although I part of me has to wonder, like,
is there really any chance if we don't win the
presidency of flipping the Senate? I think there is. Um
I think especially if you look at last year's mid
term and quot totally is a lot of supposition here,

(56:20):
but there was such a We talked about the blue
wave the two thousand eighteen mid terms, and there just wasn't.
The weren't that many Senate seats up, like we didn't.
We flipped a couple, we lost one or two so
ended up kind of being a wash. However it worked out,
but there weren't very many up. And I think that
this year, if we focus on that, I think that

(56:42):
we will be able to see um is, see some
some gains. I and maybe that's me being naive and hopeful,
but and I know that the Democrats like it's much
easier to win a house, see a congressional district than
it is to win as a Senate race, obviously, but
I think that we do have a lot of momentum

(57:03):
um and would be able to do that. Personal I gotta,
I gotta thank that because it's gonna it's gonna be
a saving grace for me this year in terms of
putting it also kind of depends on the candidate too, absolutely,
and in the areas there is and also just like if,
like I imagine also like if like let's say Sanders
wins the nomination, imagine there's gonna be a lot of

(57:25):
people who do not want to help him, Like they'll
vote for him obviously, but like their work will sort
of be transferred over to the local stuff and center
races instead of like, well the same for people like
us or me that I don't necessarily exactly like you're right,
if if it's I mean, I'm gonna campaign, I'm going
to do what I can for the whoever is the

(57:45):
presidential candidate, but I absolutely plan on focus ideally both happens,
but right there's several questions about the theme song that
are all generally who wrote it and who's singing and
did what came for the podcast. You know, I think
I'm the right one to answer Mr Bob Dylan. It
was Mr Bob Dylan. Um. And the guitar was actually

(58:09):
played Getty Lee. Um yeah, normally a bass player, but
it didn't didn't didn't do that this time. Uh. And
it was actually all arranged by I don't know any
other musicians to name I the jokes run its course,
it was Cody. Cody Diddy wrote it. The podcast came first.

(58:29):
Then the idea for the theme song. Cody wrote it
and recorded like a demo of it, and then we
all lent our voices to it. Beautifully. Um yeah, I
wrote like five and I played them for Katie and
she's like to do that one. It was like I
expanded on it, so the main vocals me and then
when it gets the dumb dumb dumb chorus parts, everybody. Um.

(58:52):
I think we might have video of some of them,
beautifully beautiful, It's amazing. I did go back. We've got
a video of us especially. Yeah, we have a video
of us doing it in the office. But um, I
went over to Cody's and recorded it again because because
I wasn't getting the tune right thing that we hear

(59:12):
once and then you have and the melody goes kind
of over the place. It's specific, but it's random ish.
So I hope that answers mostly mandle him your question.
So let's we call it call it a mando. Um
at boom button, great name. How long do you think
the heads of the Republican Party have known they're funded

(59:33):
by Russia? At least funded by Russia. I don't know.
I think that's taking it a step too far. I
don't think the Russian government cares about Republicans winning. I
think the Russian government's cares about stoking political division in
the United States because it makes us a weaker player
in the geopolitical stage. Um, I don't think they care

(59:55):
who wins. I think of Donald Trump had been a
leftist running on a left wing policy, he'd have been
as divisive and shitty as he is. They would have
backed him because he was the candidate they could back
and function up the most. That's a pretty fair assessment.
UM would also say, uh, at least sixteen when that

(01:00:17):
audio of Paul Ryan talking about it, forget where they
were like, oh, you know, he's fun, he's paid by
putin right and they laugh. Yeah, the intercept got ahold
of that audio. Anyway, it was fun. It's really fun.
Everything's fun these days. I like fun fun. Non linear
warfare is real good. Everything is so fun fun fun, fun, fun,

(01:00:41):
fun fun. Save that version for eleven months from now
twelve months from everyone. Uh at City and Action wrote,
I'd like to know one and how you all started
seriously getting into politics in a professional way. Oh boy,
in huh way and a professional way a couple of

(01:01:03):
years ago. I mean, yeah, a couple of years ago.
I've always been in and out of being into politics.
I had I have a story of um I was
into it, uh, and I you know, I went to
college and I thought I was going to be a lawyer,
and um, I got was very involved in student government,
and then I felt really shut down there. I felt
like my voice wasn't heard. I felt disrespected as a woman.

(01:01:25):
I felt and I really internalized that, and I got, uh,
pretty shy about talking about politics. This is just a
really abbreviated version of my story in the past. But
I was always still interested in it. It It was in
me even from like high school. Um. But then leading
up to the election, Uh, and we started at Cracked

(01:01:46):
doing more political stuff, and I started doing videos where
I could talk about things there, and uh, you guys
all we're wonderful. I mean a lot of the people.
I mean it just I got out of my head
and I started to work through some of my fears
about speaking publicly about this stuff. So, um, you know

(01:02:06):
that's I guess I started feeling more comfortable. Yeah m hm,
doctor Mr could Um yeah, I mean in a professional capacity.
Several years ago. Um, I would write columns that Cracked
every once in a while about political issues. Um. They

(01:02:27):
were I guess more serious than my silly, silly stuff. UM. Yeah,
I don't have that sort of transformation thing. It was
always like my political opinions haven't changed or anything. Um. Really,
I would say, Um, I just talk about them more
um for people to listen to, right Robert Um. Yeah,

(01:02:51):
you know I always when I you know, early in
my adulthood, like and for most of my career, all
I wanted to do was like be a comedian. Um.
And you know, I was very inspired by the people
who were like a lot significantly older than me, like
you know, Jason Pargeon um and the folks who were
just a little bit older than me, like Cody and

(01:03:12):
like like Dan O'Brien, um and so like. And then
I I did that, and I like made it and
made a good living entertaining people, and it started to
feel I guess a little bit less exciting and that
kind of at the same time, kind of by accident
that the work I was doing at Cracked started drifting

(01:03:32):
more and more into journalism, um, until it was just
doing journalism. I mean, you created that entire section of
the website there was I want to do journalism, so
we're going to do this section of the website for
journalism now, right, Well, I mean it was it was
less It was not less about like serious journalism. Like
the first article we did was an interview with like
a guy who made swords about like movie myths about
medieval weaponry and stuff that like he knows our bullshit

(01:03:55):
because he made still like that process of funding sources
and doing interviews and yeah, that it wasn't political though necessarily.
Um that really, like I think a big wake up
call for me was two thousand fourteen and gamer Gate
and the realization that there were all these like shitty
actors in the media who I think had wanted to
do what we were doing, had like wanted to be

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successful entertainers and had failed because they weren't entertaining, and
had chosen to get into right wing politics and then
started to impact the nation in a major way. And yeah,
that realization of like, oh shit, I guess maybe maybe
I should do more politics stuff because abandon the thing
that you did succeed at the thing. Yeah, yeah, around

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my time too, I think with yeah, rabbit hole with that, Okay,
some rapid Anderson questions and then a final question. Uh,
lots of lots of aners and questions and thank you,
she appreciates it. Uh. Someone wants to know what kind
of dog Innerson is a good dog? The vet that

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she's that she was a rescue, but the vet thinks
that she's a corky Australian Shepherd mix. But and then
someone wrote, why is there not more Anderson content? Labor laws? Um? Uh, well,
Anderson get any more outfits before the end of the year. Yes, absolutely,
What is Innerson's favorite machete sliced bread treat? Probably English muffins? Um.

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And then thank you to everyone that said she's a
good girl. She is. She's such a good girl. Okay,
last question, last question at sajamon. If Cody does enough
time travel noises, could it be possible for all of
us to go back to election and try again. I
would say there's only one way to find but I

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do want to warn you folks that'll be nauseating. Wasn't fun,
It wasn't No, he had a good time. We really
want to do this again. If we're going to do this,
we've got to make sure we have a plan we
can do it. Like and how far back are we
going to go? We're going to go back to the
announcement of Trump Tower. Is that the machine? That machine
we'll see, that's what's scared. So yeah, it's kind of

(01:06:18):
like a like a like what was that one with
a guy jumps into different people's bodies like that deal.
You never know. Yeah, it's a quantum leave. You never
know quite when it's going to be. Just before, got
a vague idea, You're like, here's the goal, and the
machine it makes the decision for it. Who goes back?
Just Cody? Because are you what are you going to

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use your time? Wisely? Cody? You know, So there we go.
He's just gonna get stuck on Twitter, and I said,
we sent to Anderson back. Actually can do it for
the entire time. It's a very good girl. But that's
a lot of responsibility for those young shows. You wouldn't
wouldn't miss her, she'd be back instantly. Okay. Cool, she
can be like Doctor Manhattan, living different times at at
the same time. That felt hard. Cool. Stop, I'm taking

(01:07:07):
off my headphones. It's at worsh your pot on everything. Stop,
please stop, I'm being serious. Well perfect, We'll see you
guys in. Yeah, thank you, we love you. This is
I had to stop you grab you asked the question
if I know, but I didn't do it for that long. Unbearable.

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He needs to be cuffed to his chairs. Okay, often
doing this noise ever again In We'll see you all again,
she looked up. Yeah, what were you saying, Robert. We're
gonna see We'll see all of you back in. We're

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going to have a lot of exciting stuff for you.
We're going to talk about Pete Buddhaedge, possible Cia Agent.
We're gonna have our big special two part episode about
what the furies can teach us about surviving um and
as you wait through these last miserable, worst year ever
list days of the year. I want you to just
close your eyes moments when you're with your family or

(01:08:10):
doing something equally unpleasant, and imagine the sound of a
salami slapping a wet thigh. Think of Cody, and think
of time travel. Yeah, if you're missing us, if you're
missing him, you can always access that. And if that
sounds truly horrifying, you could just buy a summer sausage
they seldom at most of the holiday markets and get

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your thigh wet and just start markets world now. If
you don't want to do that because that sounds horrible,
there are cute pictures of my dog on the internet
and mine and and yes, and oh wait, somebody wanted
to know the name of your cat, Robert, I'm sorry.
Name is Rajah and she's a very good girl. There

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we go. If you want to see she's very animals
on the internet. Do that. Don't do what Robert just
told you to do, because holy crap, that sounds awful.
But do you want to again, big summer sausage, wet
inner thigh can just start slapping? Can we? Is it? Over?
Play us? Our theme song? Out of here? Daniel everything

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so dumb, Everything is so dump, It's got again. Daniel
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