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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up everyone. Good morning from sunny beautiful southern California.
It's a gorgeous day here. The sun broke through the fog.
It's burning it away. We're here to make you guys
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
And now your main event introducing the hosts are Wrestling
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Speaker 1 (00:41):
Tune all right, First off, guys, update on the weekend.
I hope you guys had a good weekend. Guys and gals.
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I hope your pets had good weekends. I hope your
friends and family had good weekends. I hope everyone did,
because I sure as health did. I saw the new
Demon Slayer movie with my son, he's a big anime head.
It was awesome. We had a great time watching it.
But we went on Saturday or Friday night and I
didn't know what four D was and they said, oh,
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they like spray some air in your face and the
seats vibrate. That's all I knew. I was like, all right, whatever,
So we go in these seats, and they don't tell
you when you go in if you're older, like, I'm
forty nine years old, you guys, So I have injuries
that I didn't deal with in my twenties and now
I'm paying for it, and you know it sucks getting older.
Things hurt. So I'm sitting in this seat, my son's
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sitting in this seat. This big Asian dude comes and
sits next to me with some nachos. I'm like, oh,
my man's got some nachos. He's happy. I got some popcorn.
I'm happy. My son's got some fruit punch and his
cup holder. He's got some popcorn. Where everybody's happy. Man,
we got some pretzel bites. Come on, you know the
are tasty. The movie starts and the trailers start, and
we get a trailer for The Running Man starring Glenn Powell.
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And it's an awesome trailer. Right, No, it's horrible. It's
not horrible, But here's why it was. The seats are
on hydraulics. They don't vibrate. It was like being on
a freaking roller coaster. My man to my right, his
nachos launched there. He didn't know either. He was surprised
his nachos kabloom. Some of them land on my blue jeans.
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I was pissed. I like those jeans. Blam, I got
nacho cheese on my lap. He's got nacho cheese everywhere.
He's looking at me like sorry, man. I'm like, I understand.
My son's fruit punch is splashing and splashing everywhere. I
look to my left. My son, who's twelve years old,
he's way smaller than me, is literally bouncing around like
a lunatic in this seat, like it's launching him almost.
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He's literally just like, well, oh my god, Oh my god.
And meanwhile, Glenn Powell's dodging grenades and throwing grenades at
guys and they're throwing grenades back, and he's laughing. I
lift you, son of a pitch. So that trailer ends
and I'm like, yo, what the hell just happened? And
my son's kind of laugh and he's like, Dad, that
was crazy. I was like, yeah, got in my rights.
Like I'm so sorry man. I said, it's all right, dude.
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I have napkins because I'm a responsible dat I brought napkins.
I'm wiping myself off. I hand my man to my
rights of napkins. He's cleaning himself off to no avail.
He had all the cheese was on him, and as
he had a cool hoodie too. So then the next
trailer starts and it's freaking tron. The movie hasn't started yet,
and it throws my back out. Okay, now the trailers
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are over. I'm looking at my son. He's looking at me,
and I know what he knows what I'm thinking. I
know what he's thinking. You guys know what I'm thinking.
How long am I going to get through this? Seven minutes? Y'all?
Seven minutes into the movie, I have to tap out
because the movie opens on this like dramatic moment and
then right to a fight scene in this demon world
where you're falling through this eternally growing castle and they're
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searching for this deal. I don't even know they're searching
for the demon yet, because I get that far and
my son grabs me and he goes, Dad, do you
want to go? And I looked at my son. I said,
so bad, but I'll stay if you want. He goes, no, Dad,
I'm getting launched, and so we tapped out. Seven minutes
in bought tickets for the next day. Went the next day,
watched the whole movie in nice reclining seats the way
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old people like them. We had popcorn, we had more
pretzel bites. Yeah, I had him two days in a
row whatever, or actually, what day of park was? We
went yesterday and we loved the movie. It was excellent.
They're not paying me to say any of this. It
was a really fun movie. The animation is better than
anything I've ever been a part of the voice acting.
We listened to the Japanese dub with subtitles. It was awesome.
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The music was great. The fight scenes were forty minute
long fight scenes like it was everything that I like
in a movie. I used to fast forward to the
Jackie Chan fight scenes in his movies and then watch
the whole movie afterwards. I just wanted to see how
much as he could kick. That's why I like wrestling,
By the way, So that was my weekend. I hope
you guys had a great weekend. Now it's time to meet,
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make Yill some money. Let's go. Alex probably put a
sick music queue in there while I was drinking water,
or he said, ah fuck it, Freddy, all right, here
we go. Segment one This is the most important segment.
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You guys. This is how you're gonna watch this freaking thing,
because if you're older like me or anywhere in your forties,
it's getting hard to find wrestling because you're not used
to all the apps to watch everything. We used to
have something called television and there was just two ways
to watch it, cable or satellite, but either way to
order a pay per view was exactly the freaking same.
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Now it's completely different. These corporations have are they're not ruining,
they haven't ruined it, but they are ruining parts of
this business. And we'll get more into that later. If
you guys want to on the Thursday show, here's how
you watch it. It's in Toronto. It's called All Out.
You got it all in, All Out. Next one's called
Everything in Between. It's Saturday, September twentieth from Scotia Bank Arena.
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I've been there in Toronto, Canada. That was where John
Cena and trist Stratus did a mixtag against whoever the
bad guys were. I don't remember who the bad guys were,
but they were bad. The main card starts at three
pm Eastern time, and the pre show is at two
pm Eastern time. What, Freddy, this sounds a little bit
early for a pay per view, Well not in the
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old days. This is what time the WWE back then
WWF used to do it at. But the interesting thing
is why, and we'll get to that in one second.
In the US, HBO Max is carrying the AW pay
per view for the very first time, and All Out
is listed at a very reasonable thirty nine ninety nine.
AEW moved All Out to the afternoon because WWE did
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some counterprogramming and tried to steal their audience because their
pay per views do well, and ww's trying to damage
that business the way corporations try to damage corporations. Because
God forbid, two people get to do something and make
money on it. No, the money will be mine, power, power, greed. Yes,
like Gordon Gecko said, greed is good. So that's kind
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of what that move is. And so Tony Khan was
forced to move in, and Tony CON's more like, yo,
can't we all just get along? Man, Like, can't we
both just have wrestling shows? So he moved his It's
in the afternoon now, So if you love AW, be
aware of the time change. I'm not into the two
wrestling companies going at each other. I like watching both.
Even if you're a tribalist, you don't want someone trying
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to damage your company, your side of the of the fight,
so you don't want them competing on the same night either.
So you know it's Look, we said this on this
show months ago, as soon as TKO bottom like it
was all the prices we're gonna go up and it
was gonna become warfare because only one can exist. Yes, monopolies,
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monopolies are great. No they're not, man, monopoly suck. That's bullshit, man.
So so yeah, this is gonna be what it is,
and it's gonna keep getting worse. And on the Thursday
show we'll get into it more on how it affects
certain parts of the business in a negative way, and
it benefits it too. You know, it can potentially bring
more jobs to wrestlers, the more shows they have and
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things like that. Anyway, we'll get into that video. So
now you know how to watch the pay per view.
So let's discuss not my favorite match of the night,
but by far the most important match of the night,
Adam Hangman Page the Champ versus Kyle Fletcher the TNT champ.
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Kyle Fletcher talking on the microphone with some confidence, talking
on the microphone with a sweet Australian accent, talking on
the microphone with attitude, talking to the crowd, talking to hangman,
seamlessly getting everyone involved in a Philadelphia crowd, seamlessly adapting
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and adjusting to what they say without any issues whatsoever.
Kyle Fletcher killing it on the mic, Don Kallas not
even having to talk for him. He leaves him in
the back, not the back, but in the entry way,
and Don Kallas is like, yeah, dude, go do your thing. Man,
get your title shot, and that he did. And Adam
Page has agreed because he sees a lot of himself
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in Kyle Fletcher, because he's the veteran, and Kyle Fletcher's
like twenty four, twenty six, I think maybe twenty six.
Adam Page sees this young guy and he says, yeah, man,
I see a lot of potential in you, but you
aren't ready. And then the mean crowd guys are so mean.
You aren't ready. Clap clap, clap, clap clap, you aren't ready.
And a business wise you might be right, but story
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wise you're wrong. Because Kyle Fletcher believes in himself. He
decides when his prime begins, he decides when his prime ends.
Dude is not in his prime yet. That's what's crazy,
and that's why he can't win this match. Now. Aw
sometimes does crazy stuff like Brodido one beat the Hurt
Syndicate and helped, you know, develop them, and hopefully they
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can continue to develop and not lose the titles on
this pay per view and they can stick together for
a little while longer he could, but I don't think
he's gonna because it's it's the Adam Page promo, right,
It's look, man, you are great, and your greatness doesn't
even have a ceiling yet. We don't know how great
you're gonna be. But at twenty six years old, you
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may be able to beat me. But can you carry
the company? Can you can you get a rating? Can
your match be beloved by everyone? Can your promos be
beloved by everyone? Or hate it? Depending on you know,
if you're a good guy, back guy. That's like kind
of what he's saying in the promo, right, And and
hangman's betting on himself that he is that, and he's saying,
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you're not that yet, and Fletcher's like, yo, fu man,
I'm that right now and more, I'm more than you'll
ever beat. I'm Kyle freaking Fletcher. Sorry, I throw freaking
in there because I say that instead of the F word,
and that's seth rollins thing and I didn't mean to
gimmick infringe that's illegal. But yeah, so I'm excited for
this match. It didn't have a big build up, just
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a couple of weeks. Kyle Fletcher is awesome in the ring.
Hangman Page is awesome in the ring. Just ask Logan Paul.
They're gonna give a great match. I can't wait to
see it. But I think the TNT champ loses the match,
Hangman retains and moves on to the next contender, then
we can maybe build up a little bit more of
a story because all out comes at you quick after
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all in so now that he can put a space
it out a little bit hopefully so. Our producer Alex
also has Hangman retaining, and I think Jeff would agree
because he loves Hangman Page. Next up, mon Jockxley, just kidding,
John Moxley versus Darby Allen And here's how we got here, guys.
Mox back in the day. He didn't. He didn't think
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Darby Allen was ready. Kind of like the Kyle Fletcher thing,
but his is a darker version of this coin. Right,
It's like two face. One side is death in the
other's life. Hangman's his life, Moxley's his death. He literally
created a faction called the Death Riders, so he tried
to kill Darby Allen and killed him a few times,
and then Darby Allen went on a mountain and kind
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of found himself and was like, Yo, while I'm finding myself,
I realized I won't be complete until I kill you
a few times and kill all your friends too. He
comes back to aew with the body bags and he
starts bodybagging all the death Writers, throwing him in there first,
knocking him out, beating him down with his body, not
his fists, because he's a smaller dude, so he has
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to literally use his whole body to hurt you, and
he does. It's really cool, but he body bags everybody,
and Moxley and him are now going to have this
final showdown and it's going to be a coffin match,
which Jeff would love. Wish you were here, Broski are
pretty sir, he believes, he believes in Darby Allen and
he's got him winning, and he says it's gonna end
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this rivalry for the foreseeable future. Old contrere, mone frere,
I don't think. I think Moxley has lost his title
and needs to remain strong. All of his team has
been body bagged. He's got to be the one and
he needs to beat Darby Allen to maintain his strength.
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Not he doesn't need anything. He's John Moxley man, he's
a beast. This would be really cool if Darby got
the win here. Moxley, I know, was due a vacation
like a year and a half ago and didn't take
it so he could carry the company his champ. So
maybe now's the time he'll take a little vacation because
he's gonna be stuck in a coffin. You don't just
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jump out of a coffin right away. You're in there
for weeks. Sometimes they feed you. But maybe now it's
time him and his lady can get a little time off.
He can be I think he's a dad. He can
beat have a little dad time. Maybe go to an island,
get a ten on that white pasty skin just gidding
pro But yeah, I agree with our producer on this.
I think Darby wins. I think that's how the story
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ends as well for the foreseeable future. Next up the
ae W Women's World Championship in a fatal four way
that Tony Storm asked for. You know why, because timeless
Tony Storm is batshit crazy and she doesn't give a damn.
She's not in it for the titles and for the
longest rain ever or the most rains ever. She's in
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it till death. She's in it till death, and she's
looking for someone that can challenge her and take her
to the point where, yeah, I'm willing to die and
you're willing to serve it up because I'm crazy as
cat shit. What are you gonna do? And nobody's been
able to do shit so far, not even the Great
Mercedes Money even she fell to the crazy one. Beat
her ass, but she still fell to the crazy one.
And Tony's been cutting these amazing promos and character that
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are the best promos of her career by far, even
the ones I don't connect with where I think maybe
it goes left or goes right a little too much
like she's still so committed to it. It's like you
can't really help but kind of smile and stay connected
with what she's doing because she just owns this character
at a level that you don't usually see in anyone,
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you know what I mean. It's hard to find the
perfect character. That's really tough to do, especially in professional wrestling.
It's not like you get nine months to write a script.
Like they're deciding in a matter of seconds whether they
like you or not. It's similar to stand up comedy
in that way. That first joke is if it doesn't hit, man,
it's a slippery slope. Jeff would explain it better, but yeah, man,
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so very excited to see this. It's Tony Storm. I
shouldn't name the other contenders, even though none of them
are gonna win. We got Jamie Hayter with an awesome
look coming out there, looking like Daphne from Scooby Doo
but like sixties not seventies versus Chris Statlander, big buff
tough versus crazy ass techless spelt tekla and she does
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some cool like upside down bray white stuff. She's cool too.
They don't have the story. The story is timeless. Tony
Storm looking for this challenge, Like, what's going to out
there can actually like end my life. That's the only
way I'm leaving this ring, and that's the only way
I'm losing this title versus the world, right, So the
world's motivation is we just got to get this belt
for whatever my reasons are. They really haven't had an
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opportunity to say it yet. Our producer said this is
his hardest pick so far, but he too is going
with the timeless one Tony Storm from Warner Brothers Studios
to all of our hearts. Next up, TBS Championship Mercedes
one hundred and twenty seven Belts Money versus the Return
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of Rio, Everyone's favorite. And here's how we got here,
you guys. Alex Winsor, a very cool British wrestler who
I'm just now getting into. She hits people really hard,
by the way, a good way. Her and Mercedes Money.
We're having a match, and Mercedes Money was, you know,
submitting her even after the match was over, and they
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queued Rio's music and Mercedes Money is like, what why
are they cue and music? Oh shit? And Rio jumps
off BLUs up on Mercedes Mondeay and Mercedes gets out
of there and I was like, hey, I'm here, and
then they have a little quick build up, which is
why I think this one's an easy one to pick.
The quick build ups are a little easier, I think,
although sometimes I'm wrong on aw they zig when Isaac, Yeah,
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so that's how that's how we got there. This match
will be dope, real flies around. She's super little, you guys,
if you haven't, if you're not familiar with her, she's
like Darby right, Like she's Darby small, but in the
girls size, so even teens here, and Mercedes is quick, athletic, strong,
she'll be able to muscle her even though she's she's
slight too. You could see she she lifts, she works out,
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so it should be a super fun match. But this
is Mercedes all day long. She's winning this match. She's
not losing on a two week story. The most I
don't know if it's the most important, but in America,
the most well known of the championships that she holds
is the TVs Championship, but probably not the most important.
I think one of those Japanese ones is probably more important,
just because it's been around, probably for a lot longer.
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But I don't know the lineage on those titles. So yeah,
so those are our picks there, and our producer also
picks Mercedes as well. Next up, this is the hardest
freaking match to pick the AEW Unified Championship. Yeah, you
guessed right. It's a triple threat. It's kazuchko O Kada
the champ versus Konoski Takeshita. I'm sorry, I always mess
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up your name. Dude versus someone that I don't know.
It's either gonna be Mortos or Mascara Dorada. I don't
like not having the other one, but that dude's not
gonna Neither one of those dudes is gonna win. The
story is between Okada and Takeshita because they've been having
like beef within the don Kallis family because they're both
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neither one takes shit and both guys want to be
the man, and both guys have tasted what it feels
like in Japan to be the man and now they
want to have that same taste in their mouth again
here in America and get over here too. Ocatta has
been a champ for a hot minute and isn't losing
to anybody, and to catch it as a freaking beast.
He's hyper athletic, he's crazy, buff, great body. Also a
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member of the don Kallis family. He's been wrestling a
little more in Japan lately, but he's come back into
this story and him and Okata do not get along,
even though it's in the fan, and Don Kallis is
kind of like, yo, what can I do? Man? Both
these guys are alphas. They're both monsters, not monsters in
the sense of like Canaan Undertaker, but they both can
whip ass and they can both whip my ass. So
I can only step in so far, and I'm just
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gonna outwardly say everything's fine, we're working it out. Both
guys are tough guys and they'll work it out, but
they're not. There can only be one Highlander and there
can only be one champ and the unified champions. That's
why they unified it, because they had two champs they
had to bring in make it one. This is it's tough.
There's no reason for Ocatta to lose the championship none,
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and he he does well with the championship. I don't
know what his story is because I don't know how
effectively he can communicate on the mic in English, like
on WW does let you talk in Japanese and just
wrap a story around it. But in AAW he has
a mouthpiece. He had the Young Bucks, now he has
Don Kallas, and then he cuts a little bit of
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English on you when he wants to, like insult you
and piss you off and get in your head right
so that he could beat your ass when you guys fight.
And for Takeshita, he has Don Kallas is a mouthpiece,
but Don Kallas can't speak for both of them forever, right,
not if they have beef. So who's gonna freaking win?
Takeshaa I believe can carry a championship and keep a
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championship for a hot minute. I don't know if he'll be.
I think he could even be an AAW champion one day.
Not today, but one day. Okada definitely can be an
AW world champion, and I think that might be what's
next for him. I think he may start to go
that direction. So if you're wanting to bet on Kenoski Takeshaa,
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then that's the philosophy I think you take with you.
On the flip side. If you think Okada needs the title,
then they're not taking it off him, and maybe this
is going to become the beginning of like a babyface
turn for Takeshita because he loses, and maybe don Kallis
picks and goes with Okada because Okada's the champ. I'm
just I'm spitballing here, you guys, don't. I'm not saying
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I think that's going to happen, but I'm just trying
to figure out how you could, you know, make that bet.
So our producer is going with Takeshaa and he's going
to become the new Unified champion if he's right. Okada
san moves on to bigger and better things, because that's
kind of how it works, right, Like Jacob Fatu drops
the belt, so then we all assume he's going to
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move on to bigger and better things. Aw tends to
do this thing because wrestling people book wrestling, they book
what they see, and they tend to do an accelerated
version of the stories that WWE does. So I too,
am gonna go with Takeshaa to upset the champ and win.
You protect the champ a little because of the triple threat, right,
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So it's he can lose it even if he doesn't
get pinned, Ta Keshaa could pin one of the luchadors
and it makes things that keeps tension in the don
Kallis family. And then Okata can go after biger belts
after a quick story, then go on for a bigger belt.
You're gonna have a lot of people going for the
big belt here pretty soon. Next up the Fatal four
Way the aw World Tag Team Championship. This is impossible
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to pick because where we're at and how they're gonna
get there is impossible for me to know because we
record this before they release the fighters, so we know
Broddo's in it because they're the champs. Outside of that,
I have three teams to be determined. I have no
idea who they're gonna be. But the Young Bucks have
been sort of nakon up lately. They really paid a
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price for being buttholes. And now they won a little
cash right so they they don't have to eat at
craft service. They can get some maybe some sushi, get
a little soush before the match, maybe not coming an uber,
but get a limo. Again, it could be them the
Gun Club. They haven't got a lot of heat behind them. Lately,
like not heat, like heat in the wrestling term, I
just mean like momentum. So I don't know, but you
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could go with them jet Speeds out there, which is
a good young fun team, and Lucasaurus and Kip Savian.
Also there's top Flight Josh, Alexander and Etchiseido. Now I
think the legit contenders are Lucasaurus and Kip Savian, and
maybe you want to go with the Young Bucks. Outside
of that, I don't know who could beat Broddo. I
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don't think anyone should beat Broddo unless they were really
just a quick like coaster for whoever was going to
hold the champ for a while and they just needed
to get the belts off the Herd Syndicate because they
have a story plan for them. So maybe that was it.
But our producer's picking the Young Bucks, maybe for some
of the reasons I mentioned. Maybe he's got his own,
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but he says they've been flying high, and Alex thinks
in a ladder match, they're gonna thrive over the big
giant Brodido and whoever the other teams are gonna be.
So I think I got a Oh man, it's tough.
I think I've talked myself into the Young Bucks and
maybe Brodido were just placeholders, but that would kind of
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bum me out. But instead of going with my heart,
I'm going with my head, and the head says the
Young Bucks are gonna get it. That's what I say. Finally, No,
not finally. We have two matches left, no three, Holy crap,
all out, huge people. This is the easiest one for me,
and I'm gonna be wrong, but to me, it's easy.
Copeland and Cage versus FTR DK, Harwood and Casheeler with
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my man a stokely Hathaway, their manager, the evil manager
who hurt himself spearing Copeland a few weeks ago. Really funny,
by the way. All right, so these guys hate each other.
They tried to kill Edge. Edge came back, tried to
kill them. They tried to kill Edge again. Christian Cage
came out, threatened to kill everybody. Everybody wants everyone dead.
They're going to wrestle to the death in Toronto, which
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is where Edge and Christian Cage are from. I'm assuming
the crowd is going to be going crazy for Edge
or for Copeland and Christian. This to me is an
easy coping and Cage victory. It's it makes everybody in
the crowd of Toronto feel good. I don't, Tony conn.
I don't think like shitting on the hometown heroes the
way wwe like doing it like Seampunk's from Chicago. Oh
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he's getting his ass kicked tonight. Aha ha ha. That
sucks when you're a fan to see that. It makes
you buy the pay per view to watch your guy
win two weeks later. But that sucks like you spend
money to not watch your guy lose. You spent money
to watch your guy win. So I think that that'll
be the result on here. Alex agrees with me. Let's
move on, Lucky number eight tables and thumb tacks. No
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dq MJF versus Mark Briscoe. This is my favorite story
in aew It's been going on for a few weeks now,
so both guys have not only gotten to tell their
side of the story, they've gotten to give you their
reason why multiple times, multiple times. The insults and the
disrespect that MJF has thrown at Mark Briscoe for even
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thinking he's good enough to be in the business have
been disgusting at best and worthy of an ass whoopon
at worst and the stuff he said about his brother,
all this stuff like it just makes you want to
kill him, just kill him. And Brisco has committed one
hundred percent to that PERSONA I don't want to beat
you in a ring. I want to kill your ass.
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Oh go to jail when I'm done for fighting you.
Man like. He just comes at him so blue collar
and Mgf's coming at it so white collar that it's
like a battle of the classes, the clash of the classes.
And it's been a great story in aew it's been
interlaced with the Adam Page Championship story, it's been interlaced
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with with Brisco's shot at lesser glory but still glory
when MGF messed with his match. It's done everything it's
supposed to do to make you want to watch a
wrestling match. From my perspective, it's made me want to
watch it and I can't wait to see all Right,
our producer's pick an MJF. He thinks he's gonna do
something sneaky and snake his way into victory. But what
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if because he has this contract right, this insurance policy,
So what if he took the l and what if
things started going bad for MJF again, and he lost
this match to Briscoe. And brisco looks like the Man,
and it's like, Yo, how am I gonna even look
worthy enough to beat hang Man if I can't get
through Hey, I'm just kidding you, guys. Mjf's winning this match.
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Don't let me talk you out of it. Of course
he's gonna win. He's gonna go through hell, absolute hell.
Eventually he's gonna punch Mark brisco dead in the balls,
kick him in the ball's head butt him in the balls,
elbow him in the balls, put a knee in the balls.
He's gonna just destroy his balls, and he's gonna pin
him for one, two three. That's right. I gave you
the finish on accuracy on finishes this year, by the way.
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All right, Next up, we hurt People, We hurt people.
Say it with me the Hurt Syndicate. Bobby Lashley, Shelton
Benjamin and MVP making a comeback appearance to whip some ass.
He walks with a cane. You know, I don't think
he needs the cane. You know, I'm starting to think
he might be using that just to whip people's ass
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with the cane. I don't. I don't think he needs
it if he's wrestling versus Ricochet and the Gates of Agony,
Bishop Khan and toa Leona. All right, here's how we
got here. These assholes cost the Hurt Syndicate. They're titles.
They jumped in there with some new japan wrestling gear
and started whipping ass and caused a distraction, and boom,
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we don't have titles anymore, we don't have gold, we
don't control the tag team division. And yeah, we hurt people,
but do you respect us? No, you just fear us.
But we need some respect too. So first they got
to get through these guys, beat their ass and then
move on to other things. And Bobby Lashley can only
be in the tag team division for so long before
he has to be chasing the world championship. So you see,
we're gonna have a lot of dudes chasing this world
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championship very very soon. You could end up with a
crazy friggin match just to get to a number one contender,
or they could story it out. However they're gonna do it,
but they're gonna have a lot of legit dudes to
come to this and don't forget when other wrestlers get
back off of injuries, they're high enough level that they'll
be in line for a world title shot as well.
So all that said, I don't think there's enough room
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yet for Bobby Lashley to be chasing the world title
as well. And I think MJF has to have the
belt before Bobby pursues it, because that gets us to
MJF and Bobby. So the Hurt Syndicate is going to
get back to business. They're gonna win, They're gonna get
beat this match, and then they can say, hey, we're
going to pursue the tag team Championships again. Get in
that you keep Bobby and Shelton looking strong and even
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though Shelton lost a match, but it was a shady
loss to Ricochet, and then Bobby Lashley can still look
strong and awesome and great. So Hurt Syndicate get back
to business. They win, they get their revenge. Bet it.
Take that shit to the bank, y'all, take it to
the bank, to the blood bank. It's a line from
a Steven Sakole movie called Hard to Kill. The final
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match of the Night Eddie Kingston, The Return of Eddie
Kingston what's up Eddie Kingston, bro of the show versus
Big Ass Bill, And here's how we got here. I
don't watch a lot of Collision. They have had some
good shit with Kyle Fletcher lately, so I did start
watching it. And here's how we got here. I actually
know how. Big Bill called out Kingston on Collision on
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September thirteenth, and Eddie accepted. He's been getting in shape,
he's been working out, he's been eating right, and he's
still tough as nails. And then Tony Kahan makes it
official for All Out, marking the return of Eddie Kingston,
his first match in over a year, which makes this
pretty pretty easy to predict. Right, They're not just going
to bring him in and then sacrifice, and that would
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be cold blooded man. Bill just kills his ass, get
back to working out and losing weight. No, Eddie Kingston's
going to win. It'll be a really cool story for him.
He can come back, get it, get involved in one
of the lesser titles, or just get in a beef
with Big Bill for a little while. Maybe they've spread
that out. I don't know, but I'm looking forward to
it because I like seeing the meat matches all right,
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