September 11, 2025 • 7 mins
What's up everybody? Welcome back to Unsanctioned Thursdays! We're diving into some of the funniest made-up names and terrible wrestler monikers, like 'Skip Blister' and 'Crisp Ben Antonius'. We share some laughs over these ridiculous names and even challenge you to come up with your own!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Shots about to hit
the fan?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to on sanctioned Thursdays, are wrestling with fready.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
What's up everybody? Welcome back to unsanctioned Thursdays. And today
we have a little fun, have a little chat. But
we're gonna start with a little I'm gonna start sharing
some of our text chains, at least the stuff we
can share. And this week I had a buddy who
sends me like shitty band names, right, like made up
band names, like violence and Peace is the name of
(00:42):
a band, but it's not. So this's just all fake bands.
And he looks them up to make sure they're not real,
and I said, that's funny. I do that with another
buddy of mine where I come up with bad NXT names,
because I feel like NXT comes up with the worst
wrestler names in the history of wrestling and all of
professional wrestling.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
There are no worse names than the names in NXT.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's one of the reasons I couldn't like watch and
take it seriously because the names were ridiculous. You have
a Steiner son and instead of calling him a Steiner son,
you call him bron Breaker, which to me is like brickman,
Like that's the kind of names that they come up with.
So I have a couple. I have a luchador name
and I have my regular name. I know our producer
(01:22):
Alex has some names. I don't know if Jeff has
the names we can I.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Don't know this stuff. I've always wanted to be Jeff
jack pot Dye. Yeah, but that's too good.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That's good. You wouldn't be on NXT with that, You'd
be in w w E. You'd be on Monday Night
Raw Baby on the Live show. So you got to
come up with a shitty name. I pitched you one.
I pitched you Crispin Adonis. That was pretty shit, or no,
Crispin Antonius was that's what your name would be. That's
pretty shitty. But you got to be super buff and handsome.
You gotta love yourself. You gotta be like out there
(01:54):
with the Rolex watch and shirtless, like for no reason,
like that's what That's what Chris Binenton.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Would look like.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Very oily, if I very oily, if I debuted, my
name would be Skip Blister. That's my name because I
try to think of what would be the worst of
the worst and I'm not joking. As long as you
guys don't wreck it and spoil it and like repost
this and aggregate it, I'll bet you you see NXT
come up with some of these names on their own.
(02:22):
If you say the name, they won't ever do it.
But if you don't, in like six months, you're going
to see a developmental talent come up and his name's
going to be and in the red corner they don't
say red corner and in the other corner skip blister
versus bad.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah. Man, it is so bad, and that's why it's
so great.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So I want you guys to hit us up on
social media Wrestling with Freddy and on Instagram and give
us your shitty names and I'll read them out here
if they make me laugh, and they will make me laugh,
because all these names make me laugh. It can be anything,
you know, they're all look, they're all bad. And I
don't want to like bash anybody's working name out there
more than I already. But you know who I'm talking about,
(03:01):
and you know who you are, and you know you
don't like your name. I remember when dolfh Ziggler debuted,
he did not like that name and I don't know
how the dude got it over.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He just happened to be great fameworkers.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I fought against it in the room and literally called
out the writer who named I was like, you're stealing
Dirk Diggler from poulpe from from Boogie Knights, Like, get
out of here, man, we can't do that. And that
made Vince concrete it even more and he's like.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's exactly why we're doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And some because he's one of the best workers in
the history of the business, he got the name over.
But it's names like that to drive me crazy, and
I thought Skip Blister would be one of the best.
Our producer thought it would be cool to expand it
into the Luchador universe. And our producer Alex calls himself
El Changkla Vengalore and his finisher would be El Castigo
(03:47):
de la Chankla. So if you don't know what a
chankla is, it's basically a sandal or a flip flop,
and a lot of like Puerto Rican grandma's and Mexican
grandmas and El Salvadorian grandma's and just Latino grandma's in general,
wheeled THESEUS weapons the way old school moms wielded spatulas
and wooden spoons to whoop their kids ass, or your
dad would get a belt and put it to your hat.
(04:07):
This is what the Latino, the Latina mothers and grandmothers
would do. They would throw it at you like a boomerang,
and somehow it would probably come back and they'd catch it,
which would probably scare you, or they just whip your
ass with it, or whip your back or the back
of your hamstrings, like anywhere where it would just be
flat and stingy. And so that's what he's picking. So
to our Latino audience, they already knew all that my
name would be l chap pussetto, which depending where you're from,
(04:30):
means different things. So like in Puerto Rico, el chap
possetto means the slob. But that kind of sucks, Like
I don't want to be the slob, Like that's not
a cool name. I'd have to be like a big
fat guy, walk out there like avalanche and just like
sit on people with my finisher like nia jacks, like
that wouldn't be cool. But in the Mexican culture, el
chap pussetto means the cheater, and I like that because
(04:51):
if I was a heel, that would be my go to.
I would just cheat to win, like Eddie Guerrero, And
so that's why I chose l Chap pussetto. I still
think chrisp and Antonius is a great name, but if
you want, I'll work on something better.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Bro. I think it's funny that El chankla Vengador would
be the perfect a good guy versus mister iguana.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That's sandal, that iguana, and then.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You know that is what the That's what LATINX Granny
would be hitting with their sandal also, so I think
that'd be a good little matchup.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
A sandal versus iguana match would be great. That'd be
better than a kendo stick match.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What'd you call it earlier? A bamboo like a bamboo bambo?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, because it was in a bamboo kick like cage,
so I thought he was in with bamboo, but it
was a kendo stick. I'm dumb, all right, you guys.
John Cena's final match is coming up. It's scheduled for
December thirteenth, twenty twenty five. During an episode of Saturday
Night's Mid Event and that show is going to air
at the Capitol Won Arena in Washington, DC and will
(06:01):
stream exclusively on Peacock. So if you don't have Peacock,
you can't watch John Cena's final match because wrestling is
hard to watch in the modern era, hard to find,
hard to find. You got HBO for a lot of
these pay per views. Now, HBO Max whatever, however you
guys recognize.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It or call it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't know why they ever called it Max when
HBO was always the cooler brand than Max, Like, how
do they not just call it HB that was sodals
like Max. Max is known for skin a maax, like
late night softcore porn movies. HBO had all the good stuff,
like the movies that were cool that everybody could watch.
So I don't know why they ever called a Max.
That name sucked? Whoever did that sucks? But you can
watch this on Peacock. Also, wait, what is this?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh? I just read one of the notes.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So so many people apparently want Aw's Edge Cope Adam
Copeland to be the final match, but he's on a
contract so he can't show up, and it looks like
brock Lesner is gonna wrestle him at wressel paloozas.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So I don't know who his final match could be.
Could it be Randy Orton?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Their rivalries probably the biggest of theirs, But there's no
introduction of the Orton character yet into this final storyline,
So I don't know. Dude, I gotta wait a little
while and see what they're see what they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Tell us. You got any guesses for the final opponent? Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, idea really? But rand order would be Yeah, I
don't know. I'm bad at pretticting that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
It's not Triple Ah. She's done. He can't work, he
can't wrestle anymore. I don't think it'd be Batista. He
lost tons of weight. He's doing the acting thing. The
Rock lost tons of weight. He's doing the acting thing.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Thank you all for listening. You guys are don't forget
to leave us a review and rate us. We'll see
all you guys next week. You're oud rested. His credits
pet
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Shots about to hit
the fan?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to on sanctioned Thursdays, are wrestling with fready.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
What's up everybody? Welcome back to unsanctioned Thursdays. And today
we have a little fun, have a little chat. But
we're gonna start with a little I'm gonna start sharing
some of our text chains, at least the stuff we
can share. And this week I had a buddy who
sends me like shitty band names, right, like made up
band names, like violence and Peace is the name of
(00:42):
a band, but it's not. So this's just all fake bands.
And he looks them up to make sure they're not real,
and I said, that's funny. I do that with another
buddy of mine where I come up with bad NXT names,
because I feel like NXT comes up with the worst
wrestler names in the history of wrestling and all of
professional wrestling.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
There are no worse names than the names in NXT.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's one of the reasons I couldn't like watch and
take it seriously because the names were ridiculous. You have
a Steiner son and instead of calling him a Steiner son,
you call him bron Breaker, which to me is like brickman,
Like that's the kind of names that they come up with.
So I have a couple. I have a luchador name
and I have my regular name. I know our producer
(01:22):
Alex has some names. I don't know if Jeff has
the names we can I.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Don't know this stuff. I've always wanted to be Jeff
jack pot Dye. Yeah, but that's too good.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That's good. You wouldn't be on NXT with that, You'd
be in w w E. You'd be on Monday Night
Raw Baby on the Live show. So you got to
come up with a shitty name. I pitched you one.
I pitched you Crispin Adonis. That was pretty shit, or no,
Crispin Antonius was that's what your name would be. That's
pretty shitty. But you got to be super buff and handsome.
You gotta love yourself. You gotta be like out there
(01:54):
with the Rolex watch and shirtless, like for no reason,
like that's what That's what Chris Binenton.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Would look like.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Very oily, if I very oily, if I debuted, my
name would be Skip Blister. That's my name because I
try to think of what would be the worst of
the worst and I'm not joking. As long as you
guys don't wreck it and spoil it and like repost
this and aggregate it, I'll bet you you see NXT
come up with some of these names on their own.
(02:22):
If you say the name, they won't ever do it.
But if you don't, in like six months, you're going
to see a developmental talent come up and his name's
going to be and in the red corner they don't
say red corner and in the other corner skip blister
versus bad.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah. Man, it is so bad, and that's why it's
so great.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So I want you guys to hit us up on
social media Wrestling with Freddy and on Instagram and give
us your shitty names and I'll read them out here
if they make me laugh, and they will make me laugh,
because all these names make me laugh. It can be anything,
you know, they're all look, they're all bad. And I
don't want to like bash anybody's working name out there
more than I already. But you know who I'm talking about,
(03:01):
and you know who you are, and you know you
don't like your name. I remember when dolfh Ziggler debuted,
he did not like that name and I don't know
how the dude got it over.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He just happened to be great fameworkers.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I fought against it in the room and literally called
out the writer who named I was like, you're stealing
Dirk Diggler from poulpe from from Boogie Knights, Like, get
out of here, man, we can't do that. And that
made Vince concrete it even more and he's like.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's exactly why we're doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And some because he's one of the best workers in
the history of the business, he got the name over.
But it's names like that to drive me crazy, and
I thought Skip Blister would be one of the best.
Our producer thought it would be cool to expand it
into the Luchador universe. And our producer Alex calls himself
El Changkla Vengalore and his finisher would be El Castigo
(03:47):
de la Chankla. So if you don't know what a
chankla is, it's basically a sandal or a flip flop,
and a lot of like Puerto Rican grandma's and Mexican
grandmas and El Salvadorian grandma's and just Latino grandma's in general,
wheeled THESEUS weapons the way old school moms wielded spatulas
and wooden spoons to whoop their kids ass, or your
dad would get a belt and put it to your hat.
(04:07):
This is what the Latino, the Latina mothers and grandmothers
would do. They would throw it at you like a boomerang,
and somehow it would probably come back and they'd catch it,
which would probably scare you, or they just whip your
ass with it, or whip your back or the back
of your hamstrings, like anywhere where it would just be
flat and stingy. And so that's what he's picking. So
to our Latino audience, they already knew all that my
name would be l chap pussetto, which depending where you're from,
(04:30):
means different things. So like in Puerto Rico, el chap
possetto means the slob. But that kind of sucks, Like
I don't want to be the slob, Like that's not
a cool name. I'd have to be like a big
fat guy, walk out there like avalanche and just like
sit on people with my finisher like nia jacks, like
that wouldn't be cool. But in the Mexican culture, el
chap pussetto means the cheater, and I like that because
(04:51):
if I was a heel, that would be my go to.
I would just cheat to win, like Eddie Guerrero, And
so that's why I chose l Chap pussetto. I still
think chrisp and Antonius is a great name, but if
you want, I'll work on something better.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Bro. I think it's funny that El chankla Vengador would
be the perfect a good guy versus mister iguana.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That's sandal, that iguana, and then.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You know that is what the That's what LATINX Granny
would be hitting with their sandal also, so I think
that'd be a good little matchup.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
A sandal versus iguana match would be great. That'd be
better than a kendo stick match.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What'd you call it earlier? A bamboo like a bamboo bambo?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, because it was in a bamboo kick like cage,
so I thought he was in with bamboo, but it
was a kendo stick. I'm dumb, all right, you guys.
John Cena's final match is coming up. It's scheduled for
December thirteenth, twenty twenty five. During an episode of Saturday
Night's Mid Event and that show is going to air
at the Capitol Won Arena in Washington, DC and will
(06:01):
stream exclusively on Peacock. So if you don't have Peacock,
you can't watch John Cena's final match because wrestling is
hard to watch in the modern era, hard to find,
hard to find. You got HBO for a lot of
these pay per views. Now, HBO Max whatever, however you
guys recognize.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It or call it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't know why they ever called it Max when
HBO was always the cooler brand than Max, Like, how
do they not just call it HB that was sodals
like Max. Max is known for skin a maax, like
late night softcore porn movies. HBO had all the good stuff,
like the movies that were cool that everybody could watch.
So I don't know why they ever called a Max.
That name sucked? Whoever did that sucks? But you can
watch this on Peacock. Also, wait, what is this?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh? I just read one of the notes.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So so many people apparently want Aw's Edge Cope Adam
Copeland to be the final match, but he's on a
contract so he can't show up, and it looks like
brock Lesner is gonna wrestle him at wressel paloozas.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So I don't know who his final match could be.
Could it be Randy Orton?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Their rivalries probably the biggest of theirs, But there's no
introduction of the Orton character yet into this final storyline,
So I don't know. Dude, I gotta wait a little
while and see what they're see what they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Tell us. You got any guesses for the final opponent? Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, idea really? But rand order would be Yeah, I
don't know. I'm bad at pretticting that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
It's not Triple Ah. She's done. He can't work, he
can't wrestle anymore. I don't think it'd be Batista. He
lost tons of weight. He's doing the acting thing. The
Rock lost tons of weight. He's doing the acting thing.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Thank you all for listening. You guys are don't forget
to leave us a review and rate us. We'll see
all you guys next week. You're oud rested. His credits
pet
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