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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on Your Morning Show with Michael Dill, Truno.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tom Holman and a Democrat mayor of New York talking
about rounding up the illegals in New York City. He's
sitting on the same couch. Well, they're doing it right
now again on Fox and Friends. It's crazy. That's how
transformative Donald Trump is. Speaking of weich Valentine's Day Friday
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Friday with forty seven how to the Chief. He's the
one we all say, neil to good morning mister president.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Well, good morning pizza boy. If you think you're getting
a sappy version of the president, you're not going to
get it. We're doing very well. Yeah, we have never
been This could be for by the way, and I
am America's Valentine. They say, can you be my Valentine?
I said, I could be everybody's Valentine. I'm your president.
And we're doing extremely well. You know, nobody's ever done
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as well as we have. And I'll tell you this,
this is a short little but roses are red and
everybody knows that there's a lot of corruption and doge,
we'll expose it. That's much I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What are they mister? What are they so afraid of.
We've been doing a fun thing on the air, having
listeners use the talk back button. If you woke up
this morning, went into the kitchen to poor coffee, and
Elon Musk was at your kitchen table going through your books.
He would you be afraid he'd find? Or what would
you be happy he found? I mean, what are we
afraid of?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, they're afraid of a lot of things. And I'll
tell you what. I woke up this morning and Big
Bulls was there, but not the person you know what
I'm talking about, And they called me President Big Bulls.
You know what I mean. We're making America respected again,
and they really do respect us. You know, it's it's tremendous.
But you know they're afraid of losing their grift. You
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look at it. There's a lot of money. There's a
lot of waste. You know, when you look at waste,
and usually the first place to look at waste is
the view. You look at these cows. They're wasting away
on the air, right, the cattle we pulled them. The
cattle I thought you're going to go old had a farm, right,
the old rattle at a farm. Well, we don't want
to talk about his waste, because that's a waste that
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keeps expanding. I can tell you that. But you look
at you look at the waste, the fraud and abuse, right, waste,
fraud and an abuse. It's horrible. Uh, and there's a lot.
It's going all over the place. We're said to get
all over the place, transgender mice. What the hell is
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going on? Nobody knows what the hell is going on?
Direct to Sesame Street, I called it Osama bin Ell. No,
we can't have it. We're not gonna let it happen.
So really horrible things are happening, but we're putting it out.
Country's doing a lot better. That would be hard.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Team the Frog, by the way.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I noticed the private also sounds like by the way
it sounds like, by the way, it sounds like Patrick Mahomes.
He sounds like Kermit the Frog, and he played football
like Covett Kermit the Frog. Let me tell you, I
don't know who was worse the kidsas city chief, so
Kendrick LaVar. It was horrible.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That was a horrible You.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Know that halftime show was so bad. That's why I
killed the penny. I was so angry. I said, we're
done we're taking out a penny. Kendrick Lamar made the
penny go extinct? Could you believe it? That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I actually I love that because when I found out
it costs four cents to make a penny worth one penny,
that just doesn't make sense. The nickel's even worse. You
need to move on to the nickel. It's eleven and
a half cents to make a nickel worth five.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It doesn't make sense. It's just round me stupid. It's
very stupid. That's very stupid, and we're not going to
be stupid anymore. Right. We love smart people, now stupid people.
That's why you look at Jasmine Krockett. I call her
nurse racket, right, she is, she's something, and if she
blinks too fast, she's gonna fly away with those eyelashes.
You know what I'm saying, Right, She's gonna flap herself
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right up into out of space. And maybe that's what
she should do. You know, we got to get rid
of her.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Friday with forty seven. You know, you've gotten so much
done in twenty two days. I'm wondering if you're going
to be done in thirty let alone a hundred, let
alone need four.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, we're doing much better now that we're back under Trump,
a lot better than the guy who went to the
Vatican and took the dumb how much I can tell you.
We're doing a lot better and we're very happy about it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And what was the headline on the Spanish newspapers.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Well it was sleepy Jose Coca and frente Bill Papa. Right,
he pooped in front of the Pope and everybody knows
you're not supposed to do that, but he did that.
Operation Tuzio really terrible. Now we're running operation trend day audios,
right midday audios. We're getting that out. You have Tom
the hammer or I pull him the hominator. He's a
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tremendous guy. He's getting rid of all these people. But
we're doing so well, and our country is succeeding again.
Our country is respected again. And Bobby got confirmed. We
love Bobby. Now you call him Bobby. Bobby is a
great guy. We call him Mobby. He's a tremendous person.
Secretary of Health and youman services. You know, he came
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up to me, he said, sir, I want to be
your press secretary. I said, we're not going to do
that because you know, for obvious reasons. Sure, but we
could do health. We're going to make America healthy again.
He said, sir, you have to stop drinking dot Cook.
I said, We're not going to do that. We're going
to make our country healthy again.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know, I made the observation this week. This is
the most transparent presidency and access to the media has
been amazing. I mean, you signed every exorder, every executive
order with the media in the room with you. You've
been doing everything right from the Oval Office. And I
think this first president ever to attend a Super Bowl life.
I noticed we moved the presidential podium to the Oval Office.
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You're doing so much with the press straight from the
Oval Office, getting so much done at once, you end
to put the podium right in there. I don't think
that's ever been done before.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, you know, the press, they have a love hate
relationship with me. They loved me because my ratings. You know,
I said to the ratings, and you know all about
the ratings, right, So when they love me because the
ratings they go through and the ratings for today are
going through the room. So they do very well and
they love it even Rachel Medcow is working more than
she used to work. You know, she's full time again
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at ms LSD as they call it. Lucy, Lucy in
the sky with diamonds, right, and she's all over the place. Lucy.
I knewhim very well. But she's in the sky with diamonds.
He's a banded people. Stupid people. You look at You
knew the Rachel Madcow. She's working. I knew Lucy. She's tremendous.
She's a great person, Lucy. But you have Rachel Madcow.
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She's working full time. I'm creating jobs, even for the
fake news of creating jobs, except for Jim Accotts. He's
out because he's fake news and stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know he's too.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You're the one that we're doing well.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Play right well.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I knew Lincoln very well. And if I was your president,
he never would have been at that plane. I could
man never would have been there.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I keep interrupting you because I want you to yell
at me, but you won't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Well because you're being very nice. Time's day, you know that.
What did you chat on that?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
By the way, he've been so busy, did you have
time to shop?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I got her a new hat. Right you saw that hat.
She looked like hot carm and San Diego at the inauguration.
I said, Melanie, and we got to get you a
new hat. So it's a beautiful hat in the same style,
but it's red and it says Mega right across the
front of that bad boy. It's red and it says
Mega and it's it's a beautiful hat. So I got
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her and she was very happy about it. And I
can tell you that she was very happy.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Closing moments with Friday with forty seven, the cheesy question
would be about your cabinet in general, and you're now
sixteen of sixteen, and they said you couldn't get it done.
I keep seeing Pete Hegseth on television. That's one that
I didn't have much focus on. And I'm telling you,
every time I see him, he looks presidential. Talk to
us about this dream team you've assembled. This really is remarkable.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well, Pete Hegseth is doing a tremendous job. You know,
he was empty doing fitness exercises right with the troops,
running and doing everything. By the way, I'm doing very
well too. They said, sir, do you want to come
out there? And do it. I said, I'm going to
put you all the shame. We're not going to do that.
But you look at Pete and he's a lot better
than boot edg Jedge. That's the other peek. That was
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a stupid Pete boot Edge Jedge. You know that it
was really bad. But you look at Pete Eggseth, You
look at Bobby, You look at Tulsea. We call a
hula lula, right am BOONDI shaken, not starre. She's shaken,
but she's not starre. No, she's a tremendous person. Our
cabinet is the greatest cabinet the world has ever seen.
You have Camelot, now you have Trump. A lot there.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
All right, mister President, it's Valentine's Day. The country loves you.
You love this country. You're making America healthy again. You're
making America great again. Your message to your people on
this Valentine's Day twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Well, we're securing the border. We're building the wall. While
CNN can't stop talking about Elon and big balls, I'll
tell you what we're doing incredibly well. I bless you,
we love you. And if there's any candy, then Chris
Christy left behind, enjoy it and have a fantastic VALA
wouldn't find.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Anything to rhyme with balls apparently.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
All right, there you have it. Hell to the Chief.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
He's the one we all say hell to. He has
the power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen,
Friday with forty seven, Thank you, mister.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
President, God bless you. All. Right, there you have it.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
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Speaker 1 (09:26):
Next, miss a little, miss a lot, miss a lot,
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