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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on your Morning show with Michael del Choonho.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Time to say, Hey, he's what we all say. He
has the power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentleman,
It's Friday with forty seven. Good morning, mister President, Well.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good morning pizza boy.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I have to say, you know, we're doing very well.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hopefully you're feeling better than you are feeling.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I think it was last week. You know you're having
some problems, right.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I had the timing problems.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm having a relapse.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And then a relapse.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
You know, you were having breathing problems. But that's better
than having mental problems like Nancy Pelosi, right, so at
least that was going for you. At least she had
that going for you. But I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We're doing well.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
We're having a fantastic time.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
What an incredible week. I mean, from the French President
to the UK Prime Minister to what we presume with
Vizelenski's arrival to sign the minimal rights in the end
of the war potentially, but out of everything, the cabinet
and then this story I got to start with, I'll
never forget one of my greatest moments. You know, you
never really know when you become an adult, but I
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think it might have been when I got my first
Green American Express card and then later a Gold card,
and then later I dumped them, but a gold card
instead of a Green card. Genius Genius once again explain
the program.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Well, you know I'm a staple genius, right, you know, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
One of the smartest people the world has ever seen.
And you mentioned the ladies.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
That we're meeting with, you know, mccron and the British
Prime Minister and Sholyinsky, right you mentioned you mentioned those people.
They're ladies, right, they are women, They all sick with
the pee. They're all very weak people, and uh, you know,
they're not very good. They're very stupid people. And that's
not to say that ladies are stupid. They're very smart.
You know, Susie Wiles is very smart. Tulsea Gabbett is
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very smart. But Zelinsky and Starmer and McCrone, these are
all stupid people and weak people. And when you look
at it's flimsy people. But we are.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We're doing well with Europe.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That I'm very happy with our position. But we're putting
America first instead of putting these people first. But the
Gold Card. You know, it's very simple. You can invest
in our country, you can get citizenship. It's time that
we start benefiting from people who are coming here. And
you could be a sponsor of your immigration. You could
be a sponsor of our great country. And everybody wins
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at that point. You know, we make great deals. We
always make great deals, and this is one of the
greatest deals, both for the.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Applicant and for our country.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
We are helping our country do very well with this program.
It's called the Gold Card. Nobody knows gold as much
as I do. I love gold. You invent that gold.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That was the first. I get along great with gold.
I invented it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I was one of the first people to mine it.
You know, you look at the gold rush in California.
I said, there's gold in these hills.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Let's get the work, let's.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Make it happen.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And we got it.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
We pulled it out of the ground. We made the
beautiful gold bars.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You know, you look at Batman end as they call.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Them, gold bar Bob, he's got nothing out gold bars done.
I can tell you that we have so many gold boughts,
but we got them legally. He got them illegally. We
got them legally. This program is going to help our
country so much.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
We're very excited about it.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I can tell you about it. We're very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
If I wanted to move to Scotland, I'd have to
show them by liquidity. I would have to make a
commitment to them. Other countries do this. I mean, we
often talk about the failed illegal immigration in our country,
but we've had a failed migrant policy in our country
as well. But I think this address it. It begs the question,
will there ever be a platinum card?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
There may be a platinum, there may be you know,
all sorts of cords.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But we have a beautiful gold card.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
We love the gold card. And you know you mentioned
when you move to these other countries that you have
to show them these things.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
When you come here, you don't have to show them.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Anything, right, you used to do with Crook and Joe.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
And by the way, I want to tell you something
about Crooked.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Joe, but we'll get to that in a second. Right,
because this is unbelievable. We are going to break the
news on the show, right, But we have with Crooked
j You use the app CBP one. Right, you used
to use the app you could come into our country.
CBP one is now CBP done. It's out a year.
I want to tell you something about crook. I want
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to tell you something about crooked show right, we had
the records that were released. Did you know that we
paid forty six thousand dollars for a new floor at
the Vatican. What do you think we needed a new
floor for? Think about it, a new floor? Why did
they need a new floor at the Vatican? Because Sleepy
Jose cacans all right? And now it is being we
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also paid.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
We also paid.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Fifteen thousand dollars for new linens. What did we need
the linens for? Probably to clean up Operation to zero.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The douts are connecting.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I have to tell you that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I got to tell you.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I go back terrible it really is. I go back
six thousand dollars the poop.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Could you believe that it's our I go back to
when Elon and his son were in the Oval office
with you and we were cracking up because you know,
you're playing with the kid first, and Elon starts talking,
the kid starts messing with stuff on the desk, and
then I'm noticing.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You're watching him like a hawk. Is it true. I've
heard a report that Elon's son wiped a booger on
the resolute desk and you had the whole desk refinished?
Is that a true story?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, we we had to clean the desk because you know,
I don't like germs. We had to clean the desk.
You know, he was at and.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We love little X, we love Little X, but he was.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well, he was on the summit of Mount Juanna.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Hakalugi, right, and it went all over the place. We
weren't going to let that happen.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
And it was too close to my diet coke button.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We were You couldn't we had the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You couldn't please the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
No, we had the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
We had to make it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You know they say, go big a go home.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Did we spend it refinishing the desk? Right? We could
spend the money refinishing the desk, or we could spend
the money in Iraq at Sasame Street where Osama bin Elmo? Right,
what do you would we rather do Elmo's world in Iraq? Right?
We're that dad? Right? Al Bag big bird is like
big bag Daddy.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Who did like a dog, by the way, but you.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Look at it, or we could. You've got along great
with dogs, didn't you finish the desk? I gotta look
very well with dogs.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
We love dogs.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Christy Dog did not get.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
A long well with dogs, but I got look very
well with dogs.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
She shoots them. Friday's from forty seven, all right, So
I got to start with this. The cabinet meeting actually
made me cry. And again there's two kinds of America.
The one that's playing obstruction or you know, democracy is burning,
and it's I don't know what it is. Eighteen to
twenty percent. The rest of America is very thrilled with
the things you're doing, the direction the country's heading in.
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There was the Rasmussen poll about eighty percent of America
is outraged over the waste that is being exposed, not
that we're exposing it, but watching that cabinet, just looking
at that beautiful room, the beautiful table, the plush chairs,
but the bodies in them. Elon said, perhaps the greatest
cabinet in the history of the presidency. And I think
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I agree. And then when you began it with prayer
and the words of that prayer, I mean everything I
had been praying for was happening right before my eyes.
It was really extraordinary to view. I literally had hot
tears go down my cheek. What was it like to
conduct your first cabinet meeting and with that cabinet?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well, I have to tell you this, we are so
happy to have. It is the greatest cabinet.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
You look at it, and I've made cabinets my whole life.
You know, I'm a builder. I don't make cabinets as
well as the woodworkers. Holden mcgrun he's a great guy
who makes beautiful cabinets. He's a woodworker, a fantastic person.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Well, Jesus, he's related to big bulls.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
By the way, he's related to big bulls, right, holding
mcgruin is related. But you look at it. The greatest
cabinet the world has ever seen. And it's a lot
better than anybody else's cabinet. It's a solid gold cabinet.
It's rock solid, it's beautiful, and we had the greatest
cabinet meeting in the history of the world. And by
the way, we did it in front of the American people,
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everybody was allowed to see it. It's called transparency. It's beautiful,
wasn't it beautiful? And yet he loves who hasn't taken
off that dark maga hat since Butler.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Pennsylvania hadn't say.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
We ought that. He's tech support, Pizza boar, He's tech support.
He's a beautiful guy. He's tech support. He can do
whatever the hell because I'll tell you what he reports
to me. We love what he's doing. He's zuga fantastic job.
But we're finding so much waste and so much fout.
I never thought we'd see more waste, or a bigger
waste than Chris Christie or JP Pittzker's waste. But we
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have such big amounts of waste. It's incredible, the waste.
And I'll tell you what. We're signing an executive order soon. Uh,
and we're gonna leave it up to the American people.
You know. The planet Pluto, who I got along very well.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
With, actually discovered it.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Right I discovered Pluto. I said, look, we have another planet.
It's Pluto. The planet Pluto is not a planet anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And we're going to leave it up to the American people.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Who deserves to be made a planet first, Pluto Stacy Abrams,
Chris Christi or JB. Pristier, who gets plats that as first.
I'm going to these three on Gastoniet and Pluto is
a little guy, but we got along well with Pluto
and what they did to Pluto is horrible. We're going
to see what happens, but we'll leave it up to
the American people.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm going to go with Chris Christy and call it
uranus too. But that's just me, all right. Closing moments
with Friday with forty seven. I don't know where to
begin on this other than I mean, we're going to
have presumably details about the assassination of JFK. We're going
to presumably find out about Epstein's Black Book. Pete Hegseff
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during that cabinet meeting made it very clear we're going
to look into what happened in Afghani to stand and
hold some people accountable. I mean, the craziest part of
all of this that we're talking about is we've just begun.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
We've only just begun. Be You got along great with
I got along great with everybody. You have to understand
I get along great with everybody putin I get along
great with so many people. I got along great with
the carpenters. I get along great with the steel workers.
I get along great with China. I get along great
with the Russia. I get along great with everybody. Right,
everybody loves to talk to Trump.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
They love to talk to you know what, because we
get a little.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Well, you do. But you also love to keep talking
when Trump is talking. I understand that's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Did I pize some boy?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
You have to rush that voice. You understand what the
China virus is gonna get you.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm gonna send Bobby after you. Right, I'm gonna send Bobby.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
He's gonna throw beef tallo on you, and it's gonna
be incredible. Right.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I have been trying for five weeks, ask Jeffrey. I've
been trying for five weeks to aggravate you and get
you to yell at me, and you won't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
That's why we don't want it. We don't want to
yell at you. We want to do you to be friendly.
You don't want me to do that because we're gonna
drop a drow strike where you don't want it, right,
or we're gonna drop Chris Christy. We don't want it
like our duel from the Taliban.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Ask him what happens when I get aggravated?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
How black Daddy, what happens when I get aggravated? We
don't want that, But you're doing a great job. Everybody
gets along very well with me. I have to say that.
Everybody gets alot, and we always make the greatest deal
for our country. And we've only just begun. We're getting
that big beautiful bill, big beautiful bill passed out of
the House of Representatives. Mike Johnson, you know he could
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do better, but he could do worse. And we're getting
the big beautiful bill that's going through. We're going to
have the agenda pass, the greatest agenda and Jenda forty seven,
and we're going to do a very fantastic job, as
we always do, to make our country great again.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Not much I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'm telling you this guy's had a to mount Rushmore
the Friday with forty seven.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hal to the Chief.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
He's the one we all say hail to. He has
the power because he takes a shower. Mister President, what
a week, and thank you for finding time for us.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Well, God bless you.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And I want to say it's not just about Rushmore.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
I'm getting my own now that it's called Mountain Trumpmore.
God bless you, God bless you with week.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Thank you, mister President.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Miss a little, miss a lot, miss a lot, and
we'll miss you. It's your Morning Show with Michael del
Churno