September 28, 2023 • 4 mins
Someone's wife is causing all of this and Steve's help is needed STAT!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, Steve, This is Patrick from Steve HARVEFM. Patrick says, Okay,
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I
have a problem that most guys I know would say
is most definitely not a problem. My wife and I
had a few bottles of wine last weekend when she
admitted to me that she's always wanted to be with
a woman and always wanted to try a threesome. The
(00:25):
conversation ended with her asking me if I would consider
making it happen so both of us could be happy.
While I admit I have fantasized about this exact scenario,
what guy hasn't. In thinking about it, I realized that
I love my wife too much to share her with
anyone else in that way, even if it meant checking
a big box off my sexual bucket list. How do
(00:48):
I handle this and tell her no, Well, brou you got.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
To suggest that you love her too much and you
don't want to share with nobody. You know. Problem me
is she wants to be shared. That's your damn problem.
You're over there with the little miss, little miss Christmas
over there just want you get a gift, You get
a gift, you get you know, So I don't you
(01:16):
know y'all should have had this talk for y'all got married.
There wasn't no bottle of wine. It's been going on
for a while. Yeah one wine, This ain't wine. This
ain't got nothing to do with wine. But you've been
thinking has nothing to do with wine. The wine bought
it out. So I have a couple of suggestions for you.
(01:37):
Number one, y'all got to stop drinking. One thing. The
next thing I think y'all should do is y'all might
have to look into and I I don't know what
to say. Man, you got a problem, because when a
(01:58):
man don't want to a woman does, it's usually go down.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You're gonna make it happen, whipped him up without him?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, but see, she ain't gonna stop. Can you make
it happen? She'll go without you though what it sounded
like to me. So I don't know what to tell you, man.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So he might as well go ahead, you know, all right?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
How about Rebecca?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Then Rebecca?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, yeah, and all of a sudden you got a
suggestion as to who it should be that that might
slow her down a little bit. How about your best friend? Yeah,
she don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, that's another problem.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, that's what I want to do it with.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah or else forget it? All right, all right? This
is Trey from Steve Harvey FM. Trey says, a group
of friends have somehow picked me to be the one
to talk to a mutual friend of all of ours
to end his dream of doing comedy. This guy who
will go nameless thinks he has a plan to quote
(03:16):
end political correctness and shake up the comedy world. The
problem is is that we've all seen his show and
it's not clever or funny. They want me to talk
to him and talk him out of doing open mic nights,
and I say he should do it and learn the
hard way that it's not meant to be for him.
They say I'm being a bad friend and not keeping
(03:37):
it a hundred. But I don't see any of them
stepping up. What should I do?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, just no. Just let him
going up, keep going, let him going up, going, So
you ain't gonna have to tell him.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Nothing they got wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Bruh, you ain't got to tell you think you're funny? Man?
Come on, please no, let him go.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So that's what he wants to do. Let him go.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Matter of fact, all y'all go when he go.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, they said to them, why God didn't tell me?
You know, if he finds out the hard way and
he talks to his friends, yeah, calling nothing beats a
hush over Jerusalem, the heck life experience.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
For you joke and you hit the punchline and it
ain't no line or punch.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And that's happened to all of you guys. Oh that's crap.
All right, we'll have more of the same Harby Morning
Show coming up. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Okay, Steve, This is Patrick from Steve HARVEFM. Patrick says, Okay,
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I
have a problem that most guys I know would say
is most definitely not a problem. My wife and I
had a few bottles of wine last weekend when she
admitted to me that she's always wanted to be with
a woman and always wanted to try a threesome. The
(00:25):
conversation ended with her asking me if I would consider
making it happen so both of us could be happy.
While I admit I have fantasized about this exact scenario,
what guy hasn't. In thinking about it, I realized that
I love my wife too much to share her with
anyone else in that way, even if it meant checking
a big box off my sexual bucket list. How do
(00:48):
I handle this and tell her no, Well, brou you got.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
To suggest that you love her too much and you
don't want to share with nobody. You know. Problem me
is she wants to be shared. That's your damn problem.
You're over there with the little miss, little miss Christmas
over there just want you get a gift, You get
a gift, you get you know, So I don't you
(01:16):
know y'all should have had this talk for y'all got married.
There wasn't no bottle of wine. It's been going on
for a while. Yeah one wine, This ain't wine. This
ain't got nothing to do with wine. But you've been
thinking has nothing to do with wine. The wine bought
it out. So I have a couple of suggestions for you.
(01:37):
Number one, y'all got to stop drinking. One thing. The
next thing I think y'all should do is y'all might
have to look into and I I don't know what
to say. Man, you got a problem, because when a
(01:58):
man don't want to a woman does, it's usually go down.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You're gonna make it happen, whipped him up without him?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, but see, she ain't gonna stop. Can you make
it happen? She'll go without you though what it sounded
like to me. So I don't know what to tell you, man.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So he might as well go ahead, you know, all right?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
How about Rebecca?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Then Rebecca?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, yeah, and all of a sudden you got a
suggestion as to who it should be that that might
slow her down a little bit. How about your best friend? Yeah,
she don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, that's another problem.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, that's what I want to do it with.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah or else forget it? All right, all right? This
is Trey from Steve Harvey FM. Trey says, a group
of friends have somehow picked me to be the one
to talk to a mutual friend of all of ours
to end his dream of doing comedy. This guy who
will go nameless thinks he has a plan to quote
(03:16):
end political correctness and shake up the comedy world. The
problem is is that we've all seen his show and
it's not clever or funny. They want me to talk
to him and talk him out of doing open mic nights,
and I say he should do it and learn the
hard way that it's not meant to be for him.
They say I'm being a bad friend and not keeping
(03:37):
it a hundred. But I don't see any of them
stepping up. What should I do?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, just no. Just let him
going up, keep going, let him going up, going, So
you ain't gonna have to tell him.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Nothing they got wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Bruh, you ain't got to tell you think you're funny? Man?
Come on, please no, let him go.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So that's what he wants to do. Let him go.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Matter of fact, all y'all go when he go.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, they said to them, why God didn't tell me?
You know, if he finds out the hard way and
he talks to his friends, yeah, calling nothing beats a
hush over Jerusalem, the heck life experience.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
For you joke and you hit the punchline and it
ain't no line or punch.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And that's happened to all of you guys. Oh that's crap.
All right, we'll have more of the same Harby Morning
Show coming up. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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