September 19, 2023 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertain
the news celebrity breakup news. Hannah Taylor confirms her separation
from her husband Niman Schumpert. We'll talk about why halle
Berry is mad at Drake and Steve. You're back on
the road with your motivational tour dates. We'll talk about
all of these stories at the top of the hour,
(00:20):
but right now it is time to ask the clo
dry Anne and Saint Pete writes, I'm married and my
girlfriend thinks I'm going to leave my wife for her.
When we started seeing each other, my wife and I
were about to call it quit, but my wife is
pregnant and I want to work things out.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
How do I break the news to my mistress?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, the same way you told that y'all was finn
to break up.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
M hm.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
See the reasons she thinks you're going to leave your
wife for huh is because that's what you told her.
You said y'all was splitting up. Y'all was on the outs.
That gave her hope, so she invested in or failed marriage,
only to find out now that you want to repair it.
But you don't know how to tell her that. The
same way you told that your other piece of business.
(01:10):
Go in there and tell her your new business. She's
pregnant and I want to work things out. That's how
you do it. Man, That ain't easy, or is it?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
M Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Man, we be writing these letters just casual. My girlfriend
thinks I'm gonna leave you my wife for her?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Have you ever heard such a thing? Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Like it's an everyday occurrence. Yes, man, what's.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Wrong with her? I told her, you know, I told her,
you know, we was having trouble and stuff. But now
she pregnant or I want to stay with her? How
I'm gonna tell her that the same way you told
her you was fitting to leave your girl. That's how
you got the girlfriend. Dog, Come on, man, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Moving on to Stacy and Knoxville, Stacy says, my mother's
boyfriend is about six years older than I am, and
we have mutual friends. I slept with one of his
boys and he went and told my mother. I'm thirty
eight years old and my mother is questioning me. How
do I tell them both to mind their business?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And maybe I'm being too simple today. What you know,
how you just wrote this letter in and told us
why don't you tell them she'd one dating a little boy.
He gossiped, he messy. Yeah, you know y'all got mutual friends.
He never told your mama. Yeah, I slept with him, mamma.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, see it going off.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, I slept with him because I'm thinking like that. Eh, well,
all you can lie, Mama, that's not true. I didn't
sleep to nobody.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Why those are your choices?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Truth or lot? Now? Guess what got sound better? Mama?
I didn't sleep with nobody. What is he talking about?
He's lying? That sounds good? Right there, I go with that.
I go with that one, right. Some the lie is
usually much more helpful.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I want to see what y'all be y'all just with
this truth. I like that. Yeah, yeah, I ain't slept
with nobody. Get out my life, get out my business.
And you're dating this little boy. Now you're not here,
And hell, we got mutual friends, not here in it.
They in there making up stuff, you know how, me
(03:36):
and lie.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But why can't she tell them the truth?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Though?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Why?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Because they business?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, now she's.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Going through anxiety about how to tell them to stay
out of her business. First of all, there is no
business for you, to get in because it ain't happened.
So stay out of my business. Period. That's all you
gotta do. You don't owe them the truth. Who are they?
Your mama dating a boy six years older than you?
(04:07):
He forty five? Yeah, yeah, he forty five? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Moving on to Yogi in Birmingham. Yogi says, I met
a guy online and we talked for hours, like we're
in high school. He may as well be still in
high school since his mother lives with him.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
He's twenty nine, and I.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Refuse to go over to his house because I'm not
ready to meet his mom.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Am I being insensitive?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, well, you know whatever? Now you online? Do he
stay with her? Does she stay with him? Or do
he stay with her?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
See, you might not go over there because your mama.
Maybe the mama don't want you. He can't have a company.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Get off that phone, yeah, saying all lights out.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It might be a couple of problems and then another thing.
You want us to take you serious? Calling yourself Yogi,
They just don't sound You're not Ulanda. Don't be able
to try give yourself some jazzy Louis. You know what
if you're talking to this man he wants you to
(05:12):
come over. Just don't don't go over that it ain't
that hard. I can't. I don't know what else to say. Okay,
you don't want to go meeting mama, you ain't got to.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, all right, blast one Steve. Justine in Jersey City says,
my intern is like a daughter to me. So I
let her borrow money and I do nice things for
her because I wasn't blessed with a daughter. I noticed
that she sold one of the persons I gave her
on Facebook. Should I confront her or tell her how
(05:44):
it made me feel? Or pull away from her and
stop buying her things?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, dog dog, Justine.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You yeah, Justine, it's a female.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh oh oh, Justine bought this little girl a person. Well, Justine,
she ain't want the little old ass pocketbook. That's probably
what it was. She wanted a purse, and you done
bought her ass a pocketbook. You know you are on
here by these old ass brand pocketbooks. You know you
(06:20):
done got it. She ain't want the one from Macy's.
She did not want that one. Now it looked nice
to you, but that ain't the one she wanted. Got
the two big handles on it got the clasp on it,
you know, got a shoulder strap and handles. You know,
it's got the little lock on it. But the name
(06:41):
ain't quite what she wanted. You done bought her she wanted,
you know, she wanted a little maybe a Coach Proud
or maybe a little you know, LV bag or something
like that. You know, she just want something. I don't
know all the name brands that they won't guch you
you know, you you end up and bought the Morsel.
That's that's Macy's own brand. You bought the Massey you
(07:06):
know that may say, and why they may say, yeah
you call it that may say, but it's Macy's and
she didn't want to She put it on Facebook and
she sold it. Well, you know, if it's gonna hurt
your feelings, see yeah, stop buying and stuff now. If
you don't want your stuff sold, you can't give it
(07:27):
to people. Once you give a person something, you know,
it's it's different. I'm gonna say, oll this you know,
or was a nice bag, and she put it on
Facebook and sold it. Maybe she needed to cash, but
she didn't like the bag. People have different taste. Yeah,
ain't you ever bought somebody something and they didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, but if you don't have any of her bags,
don't worry. Don't worry anyway, it won't be on Facebook market.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did she give it to me?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He'd be a full blown fight up in hill? What
did you give away?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What is.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Coming up?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
At the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
news for you. Thank you, Celo. Right after this, you're
listening Hard Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertain
the news celebrity breakup news. Hannah Taylor confirms her separation
from her husband Niman Schumpert. We'll talk about why halle
Berry is mad at Drake and Steve. You're back on
the road with your motivational tour dates. We'll talk about
all of these stories at the top of the hour,
(00:20):
but right now it is time to ask the clo
dry Anne and Saint Pete writes, I'm married and my
girlfriend thinks I'm going to leave my wife for her.
When we started seeing each other, my wife and I
were about to call it quit, but my wife is
pregnant and I want to work things out.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
How do I break the news to my mistress?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, the same way you told that y'all was finn
to break up.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
M hm.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
See the reasons she thinks you're going to leave your
wife for huh is because that's what you told her.
You said y'all was splitting up. Y'all was on the outs.
That gave her hope, so she invested in or failed marriage,
only to find out now that you want to repair it.
But you don't know how to tell her that. The
same way you told that your other piece of business.
(01:10):
Go in there and tell her your new business. She's
pregnant and I want to work things out. That's how
you do it. Man, That ain't easy, or is it?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
M Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Man, we be writing these letters just casual. My girlfriend
thinks I'm gonna leave you my wife for her?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Have you ever heard such a thing? Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Like it's an everyday occurrence. Yes, man, what's.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Wrong with her? I told her, you know, I told her,
you know, we was having trouble and stuff. But now
she pregnant or I want to stay with her? How
I'm gonna tell her that the same way you told
her you was fitting to leave your girl. That's how
you got the girlfriend. Dog, Come on, man, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Moving on to Stacy and Knoxville, Stacy says, my mother's
boyfriend is about six years older than I am, and
we have mutual friends. I slept with one of his
boys and he went and told my mother. I'm thirty
eight years old and my mother is questioning me. How
do I tell them both to mind their business?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And maybe I'm being too simple today. What you know,
how you just wrote this letter in and told us
why don't you tell them she'd one dating a little boy.
He gossiped, he messy. Yeah, you know y'all got mutual friends.
He never told your mama. Yeah, I slept with him, mamma.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, see it going off.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, I slept with him because I'm thinking like that. Eh, well,
all you can lie, Mama, that's not true. I didn't
sleep to nobody.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Why those are your choices?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Truth or lot? Now? Guess what got sound better? Mama?
I didn't sleep with nobody. What is he talking about?
He's lying? That sounds good? Right there, I go with that.
I go with that one, right. Some the lie is
usually much more helpful.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I want to see what y'all be y'all just with
this truth. I like that. Yeah, yeah, I ain't slept
with nobody. Get out my life, get out my business.
And you're dating this little boy. Now you're not here,
And hell, we got mutual friends, not here in it.
They in there making up stuff, you know how, me
(03:36):
and lie.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But why can't she tell them the truth?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Though?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Why?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Because they business?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, now she's.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Going through anxiety about how to tell them to stay
out of her business. First of all, there is no
business for you, to get in because it ain't happened.
So stay out of my business. Period. That's all you
gotta do. You don't owe them the truth. Who are they?
Your mama dating a boy six years older than you?
(04:07):
He forty five? Yeah, yeah, he forty five? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Moving on to Yogi in Birmingham. Yogi says, I met
a guy online and we talked for hours, like we're
in high school. He may as well be still in
high school since his mother lives with him.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
He's twenty nine, and I.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Refuse to go over to his house because I'm not
ready to meet his mom.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Am I being insensitive?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, well, you know whatever? Now you online? Do he
stay with her? Does she stay with him? Or do
he stay with her?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
See, you might not go over there because your mama.
Maybe the mama don't want you. He can't have a company.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Get off that phone, yeah, saying all lights out.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It might be a couple of problems and then another thing.
You want us to take you serious? Calling yourself Yogi,
They just don't sound You're not Ulanda. Don't be able
to try give yourself some jazzy Louis. You know what
if you're talking to this man he wants you to
(05:12):
come over. Just don't don't go over that it ain't
that hard. I can't. I don't know what else to say. Okay,
you don't want to go meeting mama, you ain't got to.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, all right, blast one Steve. Justine in Jersey City says,
my intern is like a daughter to me. So I
let her borrow money and I do nice things for
her because I wasn't blessed with a daughter. I noticed
that she sold one of the persons I gave her
on Facebook. Should I confront her or tell her how
(05:44):
it made me feel? Or pull away from her and
stop buying her things?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, dog dog, Justine.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You yeah, Justine, it's a female.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh oh oh, Justine bought this little girl a person. Well, Justine,
she ain't want the little old ass pocketbook. That's probably
what it was. She wanted a purse, and you done
bought her ass a pocketbook. You know you are on
here by these old ass brand pocketbooks. You know you
(06:20):
done got it. She ain't want the one from Macy's.
She did not want that one. Now it looked nice
to you, but that ain't the one she wanted. Got
the two big handles on it got the clasp on it,
you know, got a shoulder strap and handles. You know,
it's got the little lock on it. But the name
(06:41):
ain't quite what she wanted. You done bought her she wanted,
you know, she wanted a little maybe a Coach Proud
or maybe a little you know, LV bag or something
like that. You know, she just want something. I don't
know all the name brands that they won't guch you
you know, you you end up and bought the Morsel.
That's that's Macy's own brand. You bought the Massey you
(07:06):
know that may say, and why they may say, yeah
you call it that may say, but it's Macy's and
she didn't want to She put it on Facebook and
she sold it. Well, you know, if it's gonna hurt
your feelings, see yeah, stop buying and stuff now. If
you don't want your stuff sold, you can't give it
(07:27):
to people. Once you give a person something, you know,
it's it's different. I'm gonna say, oll this you know,
or was a nice bag, and she put it on
Facebook and sold it. Maybe she needed to cash, but
she didn't like the bag. People have different taste. Yeah,
ain't you ever bought somebody something and they didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, but if you don't have any of her bags,
don't worry. Don't worry anyway, it won't be on Facebook market.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did she give it to me?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He'd be a full blown fight up in hill? What
did you give away?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
What is.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Coming up?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
At the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
news for you. Thank you, Celo. Right after this, you're
listening Hard Morning Show.
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