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January 29, 2025 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time to ask the CLO our
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Here we go, No l and Dan Barry says, I.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Met my husband when I was just nineteen, and he
when he was nineteen and I was twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
We've been married for four years.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
His mom just found out about our age gap, and
she said I should have told her my age before
I got with her.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Son.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Was I supposed to check and ask for her permission
or what?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Nope? Nope, nope. And her son didn't tell her that either. Yeah, well,
I mean, what was you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Check her? Stop her?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
They've been married four years now. You should have told
me so I could, so you could have what stop?
The marriage has been going on for four years. They
might be happy. I tell you what, though, Mammy, it
was nothing you could do. She was putting that twenty
eight year old thing together and you know, and parking
it and putting it. That boy right there, he had
no choice. He had to marry her. Yeahsked her to

(01:01):
marryhood the first night they slept together. Oh yeah, I
want this the rest of my life. I want to
marry you, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Moving on to Katrisean Jothan Katrice rites to my associate's
husband DMed me for a year, sending memes and telling
me I'm beautiful. I blocked him finally, and I jokingly
told his wife to keep an eye on him. She
said it was cool because I'd never be his type.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Should I show her the d MS?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh see, first of all, you didn't jokingly tell his
wife nothing. Ha ha ha he he Hell see, see
you didn't jokingly tell his wife nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, Then his wife said, you ain't got to worry
about that. You wouldn't even be his type. Noway, that
was a slap in your face. Nah, you want to
slap herp See. Ain't neither one of y'all need to
be talking to each other, Yeah, neither one of y'all. Yeah,
but but you was jokingly, you know, maybe she jokingly
told you. Maybe she was joking too, how she laughs?

Speaker 5 (02:18):
See one more time. Moving on to Pony, you're still
chuckling over there.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Moving on to Pony and Durham, Uh, Pony writes, I
drink the expensive stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
First of all, And first of all, let me, ain't
nobody named pony. Ain't nobody nicknamed Pony. I've been alive
a long time. I ain't never called nobody pony.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well this one is pony pony, and Durham says it
is pony a girl.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Yeah, no no, no, no, no, no, pony is a guy.
Pony is a guy. Yeah, pony is a guy. Yeah,
like number Philip Tony is his name.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I drink the expensive stuff and so does my girl.
That's what he writes. She has a habit of inviting
her friends over to drink our top shelf bourbon that
they can't afford. So I locked the liquor cabinet. She said,
it's her liquor too. If that is the case, should
I make her buy it?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Well, it is.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Her liquor too, and you know you don't want to
share your little top shell.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
How much it costs?

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Tell, let's just say a good one, A good, a
good real bottle. Boy to some what's what's what's the
top shelf bourbon? What is that woodford? What's the one
with that horse on it?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
It's blanded along with the horse on it?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, you sing it, that's all that's like coming like
in like three D in the bottom. Yeah, yeah, the
horse head. I don't know, Junior, he don't know he
can't trade. He drank, he had crisis, so he chant.
I know he can't, right, what No, I take that,

(04:27):
I take that back, my bad, wrong person.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sorry, okay, anyway, give.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I don't know what the tail pony may man, it's
her bourbon too. You done locked it up. You don't
want to give it. Hey, look man, here's what.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
You do by two different bourbons, one for you and
your girl and one for company.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
And that's all you do.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, and now y'all want this is out when company
come over, the other will go in there up under.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, all right, makers than need to.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
No makers, that's what the red that ain't buy nothing.
I don't even drink, blanting blantings. Yeah drink, I know
I don't, but I just I just wanted to, you.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Know, getting some mess.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
No really, you know, but if I drink, I'm gonna
drink top shelf. I'm not gonna drink nothing. You know,
your head just dying and it cause you.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
No, that's not his issue. Had the friends come over
and drink.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
He should buy two different bottles.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
You got company bourbon and y'all bourbon if they want
to keep coming over and drink some of this.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Uh, you know boone from that.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's what we drink, said the non drinker.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Both, Yeah, that'll stop him from coming right there.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
We're out of bourbon, but we got this wine in
the box. What y'all want to do? What's the next
with shaw? All? Right?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Last one? Anitra and Dearborn.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Anita writes, my husband thinks that's arguing is a sign
of a healthy marriage.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I hate arguing. To protect my peace, I.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Wear air pods and listen to music when he's upset.
I love this, he said, I need to pay attention
to him when he's angry.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Do I have to listen to him?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Not? Really?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I mean, look, men, men have a device in our
head that we have our built in ear pods. When
y'all talking, we know how to shut y'all out and
don't hit nothing.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Don't hit nothing. And I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
What's really a wasted time for you to be talking
to me in a serious discussion about something I don't
want to hear over the phone.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Are you wasting your Timeue? I set the phone.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Down and walk away.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Nah, I'll walk away, I leave it. I just leave
you back, keep watching TV.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then just periodically pick it.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Up and go uh huh.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
No, I don't even pick it up. Just yep, yeah,
I see it. Yeah, I see where you're going.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I said I feel you know, I show concern, you know,
but I really I know.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
What you said.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
You said it thirteen times. Hell, I got it, and
that's your problem.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Y'all.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Keep repeating stuff. Make sure we got it. We got it.
We ain't gonna do it, no, damn wait, we got it.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news where you think you clo right after this,
you're listening Steve

Speaker 2 (07:41):
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