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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now to ask the CLO. All right,
we're gonna talk about it though, right after CLO. This
is from Andre and Indianapolis. You ready, Colo?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Andrea writes, I lived two hours from my girlfriend and
I love having a long distance relationship. She wants to
discuss moving in together, but I don't think it's a
good idea. Should I be honest? Or do I agree
to live with my girlfriend so I don't end up
losing her?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Should he No? No, don't do that, bro, don't do that?
Should he do that? He don't do that? Say where
he is? The rules have changed, you don't. You don't
have to go live with a person. You don't have to.
You could actually wait till y'all decide to get married.
(00:47):
You could do that, you know, but you know it,
don't it. Don't take that and we can tell you
don't love Huh. The way you're sending is hand you
really don't.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No distance relations Really.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's what he likes. He like over there, him over
here exactly? Yeah, that freedom, he liked that.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So should he be honest and tell her the truth?
Are you saying that?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah? Well, and listen to me. She stayed two hours
away right, Yeah, you ain't got to tell her nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But she wants them to move in together. He's got
to say something.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But if you keep driving to her and then driving off,
it's gonna be hard to move in. Don't say nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
She's just keep it as keep it, leave it like
I'm looking at some property across.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The street, not.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Up. If I can move across the street, I'm telling
just come in and visit kids when we get ready
and go back to my place. That'd be our stand
for her, especially she'll be.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I remember the freedom was a good time.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
So it's the freedom for him with the long distance.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, well you're married. Did you hear what your nephew said?
You act like you have no response to that. He's
looking at a house across the street.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Right now, I'm looking at some land across the street.
If I can beel over there, come over here and
eat one hundred kids for dinner, and cary my butt
back to my I promise you I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And you holding up your coffee mug Steves cheers too
much time.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Off.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But yeah, because he's got sense enough not to say
that stuff. All right, we're moving on because this is
ridiculous All right, let's move on to Mel and Austin. Okay,
Mel's Mel writes, my besties picked me up from work
and I had a dress on. He commented on how
(03:04):
smooth my skin looked, and he rubbed my sigh. I
got a chill and a thrill. It's awkward af with us.
Now do I bring it up to him or act
like it didn't happen?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
No, No, you ain't got to bring it up with him.
It's on his mind. You ain't got to ever mention
it to him. He could he been he didn't wanting
to rub your leg, girl, he liked it. Huh. Yeah,
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Got a chill and a thrill.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Now, she said her bestie's husband picked her.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, this is so wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
God, I know.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
We got problems now, Yeah you do.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I got a I got a chill and a thrill.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Help, that's what you're thinking. You don't think this is
my besties husband.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You don't think bad girl? Why would why why would
she write a letter in if that? If that was it? Exactly? Yeah,
the thrill part made her. She wants to know if
she should bring it up to him.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
To him, yeah, not to her?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Right, right, she liked it.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
She's in, she is here for it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, she's not a friend, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Moving on to Kashmir in Rochester, Kashmir writes, my nickname
is Kashmir. I've been dating a woman for almost two
years and she gets mad at the way my female
friend say it. She wants me to stop using that name.
I'm fifty five years old, So should I change my
persona to please her?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Now?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Hey, Kashmir?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Hey, okay, what as soft and silky?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Smooth? Yeah? Expensive, smooth to the touch? Yeah? But what
do they call him? Kashmir? Tom? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Stop Hayton because brothers cardoy. Yeah, it's his conversation. Ah yeah,
cash man. She hates the way the females say his name.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, I understand that, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So he wants to changed.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
His name now? Hell no, you know they call me
butter for years? So you know what why? I said?
They called me butter?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And I said why why?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Because I'm everything come out of here with smooth, Yeah,
and everything better with butter on it. Who don't like butter?
I don't know what if popcorn without butter? What is
(05:57):
totally without butter? What is corn without but this letter? This,
this question.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What is mass.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Potatoes me with our butter? What's a baked potato without butter?
If you ain't got no butter on it? What? Hello?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Can you help?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Cashmir though, can you help? Yeah? Cash, I'm not feeling.
I'm finishing. I'm Finela. Not change my name. Okay, girl,
that's why you won't meet.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah? What was yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
What was his name? What was his best name?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Hey, Shirley, it don't mess. Don't you mess with myself.
You don't do.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That to his best name?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Was his name?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
She said little to right, let me disagree.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So what did they call you?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Tommy?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
They just took a little off. I know the answer
to all of these questions.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Tommy. I didn't jump in.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And he was a little Tommy when he was little.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm gonna let you make it sure, keep on.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now, I'm telling that.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Okay, what was it, Dan?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
If it wasn't little, to make it going on? Come on, Kebler,
l we go fine, I just take the shots now.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
She didn't want to told us it was a little Tommy. Tommy,
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