December 4, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
As a clo with her Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
All right, this one's from Raynelle and Alan.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Renelle says, my step son is fourteen, and my husband
and I have a policy that the kids can't close
their bedroom. George, but this kid needs his privacy at
night because I have heard what he's doing late at night.
How do I talk to my husband about what I heard?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You got to shut that fourteen year old. Let me
tell y'all something that'd let them have. Y'all gonna need therapy.
You go by that fourteen year old though, you not
if that boy don't know y'all watching, Uh huh. Let
me tell you something fourteen year old boy is in.
That's the year of discovery. Yeah, that when you find
(00:46):
out and you really trying to see why this is
doing this, how this work quarter happened? If I you
know it's all that's going on, Shut that boy, Damn
I'm dope, and your husband.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Knows this.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And lock it from the outside, so you please, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Not from the outside, all right, all right, that's the
right now, all right. Jeremy and Detroit writes, my wife
is addicted to buying cheap products and clothes online. If
I happen to see the packages first, I'll send them
back to China or wherever they came from. My wife
called me evil, but she hasn't worked in two years.
(01:36):
Am I being evil or not?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well? Bro, Look at least she buying cheap clothes.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Goodness, I wish it is mad.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
My favorite prayer that some of these packages would be
from child.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What is that website? TMU?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, let me see that. Yeah, the only thing she
ought off Amazon is like, I don't know, I don't even.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Know what she do.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The rest of them packages, you know, the name when
it comes, it's always molding. What the what's in it?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
You know?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They prepare you for it though. It's got it's got
its own shopping bag with the name on it. Then
it got a box in the bag. Then it got
the same colored paper around it, you know, and you
open it all up.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Box me about three feet big and two feet deep.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And then you open it up and it's a damn
Luis of Aton keychain in there.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
The presentation is that's what you're paying for.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I found out the damn presentation, So yeah, I wish
brother just enjoy that. Man quit sending you girl, stuff back. Man,
she has to shop. Women have to shop. They have
to they have to dog. I don't know, and you
know what you wanted to do. Now you know, because
she ain't worked in two years, you still try and
(03:05):
sleep with it, don't you. You you do sleep with
the unemployed person, don't you?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That party? See, we got to stop this.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I don't know why young generation of men keep talking
about what do women bring to the table.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know exactly what they bring to the table.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You put it all on the table, yea, and sometimes
cruise up under the table. Where as as long as
it's at the table, you can school it under the table.
You can lay it on top of the table, you
can make it walk past the table.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
You do whatever you want to. But she got something
she brings to the table. You believe that.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And if you don't think it's true, try to live
without it. Bet you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But there you go, made all right? Moving on to
Quinn and Raleigh. Quinn Rights. I started dating one of
my best male friends and he's very affectionate. He's from
London and he's always greeted me and our other female
friends by kissing us on the mouth. How do I
get him to see how inappropriate this is now that
we're dating.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
In the mind.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Why wait a minute, what how inappropriate is since y'all dating?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh, you don't want him kissing the other girls?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Other?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, well you know. Once again, I'm told y'all
weed your damn friends.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
So what you want?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
So that's all we got to do is say we're
from London and we can do that.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That's a nice call.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And I'm gonna tell you something else too. He ain
He ain't your other friends friends either.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh, now that's a revelation. You know.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
If you got some fine friends, he ain't take friends.
I'm just telling you what did he walking around kissing
everybody in the mouth for? Because he was just doing
that to see who wanted it, and he found out.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It was you.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What, He's still kissing him in the mouth because he
want to know who else, won't it? Oh, why y'all not.
I'm so sick of y'all thinking we want to be
your damn friend because we don't. You don't play video games,
we don't like the way you ask questions when we
watch the sports.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
We ain't trying to be your friend. Were trying to
be friend land, Yes, yes, hell.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, trying to help you solve some problems.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
She wants to know. How does she get him to
see how inappropriate it is now that they're dating.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
What was it you didn't like to ask?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
How should she say something to him or something?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
She says, gonna say he's not Finnah. Stop, he knows
we relentia. This is what we do that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh good, and now you want me simply because we're dating.
Just let us out my restitution with the other women.
I'm not going to do it with Frimley. And that's
how you think. How do you think we became a
couple at all?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Because he gives her in the mouth.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, I'm not losing my tongue. Relaxed on.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Stop Oh wow, they get a peck on the lips
and you get full fledged tongue. Come on, come on,
all right, Last one, last one. Celo Majesty in Saint
Petersburg says, I've been with my girlfriend for almost two years,
(06:37):
but I just broke up with her because she got
too common with me and used the bathroom with the
door open. She said, it's a natural thing and no
big deal. Did I overreact? Or is she nasty.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, no, we're breaking up that one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I've been with Marthie damn for twenty years. I've never
seen her use the bathroom. Did she ever walk in there?
We'll have to get a.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Divorced because when you're using the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Ball yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, when I'm in there.
Who Lord Jesus, I have tried to leave me before.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
What did you eat? Are you okay? So I need
to call a doctor.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You've got him?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Look well, ah, come hour, yes, just loading it on,
moving it along. Coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Thank you, CLO.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
That's entertaining right here.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You're listening Hard Morning Show.
As a clo with her Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
All right, this one's from Raynelle and Alan.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Renelle says, my step son is fourteen, and my husband
and I have a policy that the kids can't close
their bedroom. George, but this kid needs his privacy at
night because I have heard what he's doing late at night.
How do I talk to my husband about what I heard?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You got to shut that fourteen year old. Let me
tell y'all something that'd let them have. Y'all gonna need therapy.
You go by that fourteen year old though, you not
if that boy don't know y'all watching, Uh huh. Let
me tell you something fourteen year old boy is in.
That's the year of discovery. Yeah, that when you find
(00:46):
out and you really trying to see why this is
doing this, how this work quarter happened? If I you
know it's all that's going on, Shut that boy, Damn
I'm dope, and your husband.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Knows this.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And lock it from the outside, so you please, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Not from the outside, all right, all right, that's the
right now, all right. Jeremy and Detroit writes, my wife
is addicted to buying cheap products and clothes online. If
I happen to see the packages first, I'll send them
back to China or wherever they came from. My wife
called me evil, but she hasn't worked in two years.
(01:36):
Am I being evil or not?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well? Bro, Look at least she buying cheap clothes.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Goodness, I wish it is mad.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
My favorite prayer that some of these packages would be
from child.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What is that website? TMU?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, let me see that. Yeah, the only thing she
ought off Amazon is like, I don't know, I don't even.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Know what she do.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The rest of them packages, you know, the name when
it comes, it's always molding. What the what's in it?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
You know?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They prepare you for it though. It's got it's got
its own shopping bag with the name on it. Then
it got a box in the bag. Then it got
the same colored paper around it, you know, and you
open it all up.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Box me about three feet big and two feet deep.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And then you open it up and it's a damn
Luis of Aton keychain in there.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
The presentation is that's what you're paying for.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I found out the damn presentation, So yeah, I wish
brother just enjoy that. Man quit sending you girl, stuff back. Man,
she has to shop. Women have to shop. They have
to they have to dog. I don't know, and you
know what you wanted to do. Now you know, because
she ain't worked in two years, you still try and
(03:05):
sleep with it, don't you. You you do sleep with
the unemployed person, don't you?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That party? See, we got to stop this.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I don't know why young generation of men keep talking
about what do women bring to the table.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know exactly what they bring to the table.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You put it all on the table, yea, and sometimes
cruise up under the table. Where as as long as
it's at the table, you can school it under the table.
You can lay it on top of the table, you
can make it walk past the table.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
You do whatever you want to. But she got something
she brings to the table. You believe that.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And if you don't think it's true, try to live
without it. Bet you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But there you go, made all right? Moving on to
Quinn and Raleigh. Quinn Rights. I started dating one of
my best male friends and he's very affectionate. He's from
London and he's always greeted me and our other female
friends by kissing us on the mouth. How do I
get him to see how inappropriate this is now that
we're dating.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
In the mind.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Why wait a minute, what how inappropriate is since y'all dating?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh, you don't want him kissing the other girls?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Other?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, well you know. Once again, I'm told y'all
weed your damn friends.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
So what you want?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
So that's all we got to do is say we're
from London and we can do that.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That's a nice call.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And I'm gonna tell you something else too. He ain
He ain't your other friends friends either.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh, now that's a revelation. You know.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
If you got some fine friends, he ain't take friends.
I'm just telling you what did he walking around kissing
everybody in the mouth for? Because he was just doing
that to see who wanted it, and he found out.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It was you.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What, He's still kissing him in the mouth because he
want to know who else, won't it? Oh, why y'all not.
I'm so sick of y'all thinking we want to be
your damn friend because we don't. You don't play video games,
we don't like the way you ask questions when we
watch the sports.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
We ain't trying to be your friend. Were trying to
be friend land, Yes, yes, hell.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, trying to help you solve some problems.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
She wants to know. How does she get him to
see how inappropriate it is now that they're dating.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
What was it you didn't like to ask?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
How should she say something to him or something?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
She says, gonna say he's not Finnah. Stop, he knows
we relentia. This is what we do that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh good, and now you want me simply because we're dating.
Just let us out my restitution with the other women.
I'm not going to do it with Frimley. And that's
how you think. How do you think we became a
couple at all?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Because he gives her in the mouth.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, I'm not losing my tongue. Relaxed on.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Stop Oh wow, they get a peck on the lips
and you get full fledged tongue. Come on, come on,
all right, Last one, last one. Celo Majesty in Saint
Petersburg says, I've been with my girlfriend for almost two years,
(06:37):
but I just broke up with her because she got
too common with me and used the bathroom with the
door open. She said, it's a natural thing and no
big deal. Did I overreact? Or is she nasty.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, no, we're breaking up that one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I've been with Marthie damn for twenty years. I've never
seen her use the bathroom. Did she ever walk in there?
We'll have to get a.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Divorced because when you're using the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Ball yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, when I'm in there.
Who Lord Jesus, I have tried to leave me before.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
What did you eat? Are you okay? So I need
to call a doctor.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You've got him?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Look well, ah, come hour, yes, just loading it on,
moving it along. Coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Thank you, CLO.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
That's entertaining right here.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You're listening Hard Morning Show.
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