September 29, 2023 • 8 mins
The Chief Love Officer has a message about entitlement and investment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, Usher Usher Baby will not only perform
at next year's Super Bowl halftime show, he will also
begin an international tour.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
All right, we'll look forward to that.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Jamie Fox looks happy and healthy in Cabo San Lucas
with his new boo and Commander Biden, the President's German
shepherd has bitten another Secret Service agent.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, commander gonna mess around. Get put to sleep. Wow,
that's coming when Trump around.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's all coming up at the top of the hour.
Right now, it is time to ask the clo. This
one's from Paisley in Chicago. In the Chicago area, Paisley writes,
my boyfriend asks to borrow my car. Two months ago
when he got the oil changed, he got my tires rotated,
I got new windshield wipers, and he got it waxed.
Now he thinks he can grab my keys ever he wants.
(01:01):
Is he entitled to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No? No, there's no entitlement to anything that belongs to you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Now what he did was he made an investment because
he don't like to ride dirty. Yeah, you know, he
got your ties rotated because they were wabbed. The wheeler
line change all for you. That was his investment to
be able to drive. There's an that's his ro I
(01:29):
his return on investment. But he still should ask your
permission every time. But the bigger question you need to
be asking is where your damn car?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, you know who you dating?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
This boy ain't got no car, So that's the deeper question,
you know, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Moving on to Bree and Columbia, Brie says, my aunt
and I got into a fight because my son said
her pot roast was nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
She thought I put him up.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
To it, but he's only three years old and he
speaks his mind. She swung on me, so I laid
her out. Was I wrong for hitting her back? Who
should apologize.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Over potro and something a three year old?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she's wrong with pot rolls.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm mag of the baby, right, I said, Let me
tell you right now, baby at three, don't even really
know what pot road is. But he you know what
was in this hillpot had been over roasted about it.
So now I don't know what pot ROAs is. I
don't know the derivative, the point of origin. I don't
(02:50):
know what animals come from. But let me be clear
at three.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's nasty.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
This take. This kind of takes me back to them
Gerber green peas in the jaw did. Yeah, So what
I'm gonna go with I ain't got a lot to
compare it to, but I'm thinking that squash in that
Gerber jow, that baby think, Yeah, I'm gonna go with
(03:18):
that the first time you put that side crowd in
my mouth with that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So she's saying, who should apologize y'all wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Be all wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What what is the apologize first for?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Though? See that that's what y'all be y'all see y'all
want somebody to do it first, because that makes you
feel like they admitted they.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Was wrong, wrong, both of y'all wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
She wrong for swinging on you, You wrong for the baby
wrong and running this damn mouth. So I'm gonna tell
you right now. I'm telling I'm gonna tell you right
now because my daddy, take your ass over somewhere else
running your damn mouth. Now I'm sitting here out had
to knock Willis out because you'll ask over there running
your damn he go down there and say something else
about anything you eat outside this house and watch it. Yeah,
(04:09):
out it got.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That, all right, so they both should apologize. You're saying Celo,
all right, Tyra in Saint Louis, and the baby is
Tyra and Saint Louis writes. My twenty one year old
son popped over my house to use my laptop the
other morning and I had company in my bed. He
peeked in my room because the door was open, and
I was scared to say anything. Do I owe him
(04:32):
an explanation about what he saw?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, you'll know him nothing. Your twenty one year old
son popped over your house use your laptop or where
you knock it? You supposed to knock. You don't come
in nobody house. You don't open no doors in here.
You ain't paid for nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah this door was a crack.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, okay, hello, So you'll owe him nothing? Quick coming
over people's house without knocking. You ain't folk.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Like you.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Stop? Okay, Hey, Harry, Mom, carry on?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
What did you say? Mama? Damn mama? That deacon willis
all right?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Moving on last one, Steve to Shakita in Hawaii, che
Quida says, my boyfriend is a germaphobe, and he had
a fit because my dog showers with me once a week.
He said that I treat my dog better than I
treat him because I won't shower with him.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Why is he jealous of my dog? Should I dump
him over this? Are you free? I dump him over this?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You shower with your dog but want.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Man, let me tell you if I was him, I leave. Yeah,
I leave you shine with your dog once a week,
but you won't shy with me.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Man, By.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You and your little funky ass dog, you can shy
with him, Babe. With him, you can go to dinner
with him from now. Take his glass on down to
the movie. Y'all can spoon. Y'all can do all that.
You know, he licking you all around your mouth and
everything you let me. Yeah, that's what they do. Man,
People like they dogs like that lick at me. I
(06:29):
just saw what you was licking just yesterday. Oh that's
why my dog can't bath, can't jump up on us, Paul,
stay on the ground.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You show.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Can't lick my face. You can't lick my hand I
snatched because sometime he'll walk up behind me because he quiet,
and it'll put that cold ass nose on my hand
when I'm walking. Stay the hell out of me, man, So.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
She wants to know should she dumb her boyfriend over
this because she thinks he's jealous of her dog.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He's going to dump you? U yeah, matter of fact, Yeah,
dump your boyfriend, do him a faith Yeah yeah, dump
your boyfriend and continue seeing your dog.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, she's just showering with them once
a week.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Go ahead, but you won't show with your man. Yes,
you should dump your boyfriend. Absolutely, do your boyfriend fake,
put him out of his misers. Get rid of me, please.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Your dog is your boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Ought you? You man, and I tell you why.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's a lot right there.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So picking your dog over your man. You don't love
this dude, don't date your damn dog.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
All right, thank you, Cello. Coming up next, we'll have
some entertainment news for you. Right after this, you're listening
Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, Usher Usher Baby will not only perform
at next year's Super Bowl halftime show, he will also
begin an international tour.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
All right, we'll look forward to that.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Jamie Fox looks happy and healthy in Cabo San Lucas
with his new boo and Commander Biden, the President's German
shepherd has bitten another Secret Service agent.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, commander gonna mess around. Get put to sleep. Wow,
that's coming when Trump around.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's all coming up at the top of the hour.
Right now, it is time to ask the clo. This
one's from Paisley in Chicago. In the Chicago area, Paisley writes,
my boyfriend asks to borrow my car. Two months ago
when he got the oil changed, he got my tires rotated,
I got new windshield wipers, and he got it waxed.
Now he thinks he can grab my keys ever he wants.
(01:01):
Is he entitled to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No? No, there's no entitlement to anything that belongs to you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Now what he did was he made an investment because
he don't like to ride dirty. Yeah, you know, he
got your ties rotated because they were wabbed. The wheeler
line change all for you. That was his investment to
be able to drive. There's an that's his ro I
(01:29):
his return on investment. But he still should ask your
permission every time. But the bigger question you need to
be asking is where your damn car?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, you know who you dating?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
This boy ain't got no car, So that's the deeper question,
you know, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Moving on to Bree and Columbia, Brie says, my aunt
and I got into a fight because my son said
her pot roast was nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
She thought I put him up.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
To it, but he's only three years old and he
speaks his mind. She swung on me, so I laid
her out. Was I wrong for hitting her back? Who
should apologize.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Over potro and something a three year old?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she's wrong with pot rolls.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm mag of the baby, right, I said, Let me
tell you right now, baby at three, don't even really
know what pot road is. But he you know what
was in this hillpot had been over roasted about it.
So now I don't know what pot ROAs is. I
don't know the derivative, the point of origin. I don't
(02:50):
know what animals come from. But let me be clear
at three.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's nasty.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
This take. This kind of takes me back to them
Gerber green peas in the jaw did. Yeah, So what
I'm gonna go with I ain't got a lot to
compare it to, but I'm thinking that squash in that
Gerber jow, that baby think, Yeah, I'm gonna go with
(03:18):
that the first time you put that side crowd in
my mouth with that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So she's saying, who should apologize y'all wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Be all wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What what is the apologize first for?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Though? See that that's what y'all be y'all see y'all
want somebody to do it first, because that makes you
feel like they admitted they.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Was wrong, wrong, both of y'all wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
She wrong for swinging on you, You wrong for the baby
wrong and running this damn mouth. So I'm gonna tell
you right now. I'm telling I'm gonna tell you right
now because my daddy, take your ass over somewhere else
running your damn mouth. Now I'm sitting here out had
to knock Willis out because you'll ask over there running
your damn he go down there and say something else
about anything you eat outside this house and watch it. Yeah,
(04:09):
out it got.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That, all right, so they both should apologize. You're saying Celo,
all right, Tyra in Saint Louis, and the baby is
Tyra and Saint Louis writes. My twenty one year old
son popped over my house to use my laptop the
other morning and I had company in my bed. He
peeked in my room because the door was open, and
I was scared to say anything. Do I owe him
(04:32):
an explanation about what he saw?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, you'll know him nothing. Your twenty one year old
son popped over your house use your laptop or where
you knock it? You supposed to knock. You don't come
in nobody house. You don't open no doors in here.
You ain't paid for nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah this door was a crack.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, okay, hello, So you'll owe him nothing? Quick coming
over people's house without knocking. You ain't folk.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Like you.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Stop? Okay, Hey, Harry, Mom, carry on?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
What did you say? Mama? Damn mama? That deacon willis
all right?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Moving on last one, Steve to Shakita in Hawaii, che
Quida says, my boyfriend is a germaphobe, and he had
a fit because my dog showers with me once a week.
He said that I treat my dog better than I
treat him because I won't shower with him.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Why is he jealous of my dog? Should I dump
him over this? Are you free? I dump him over this?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You shower with your dog but want.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Man, let me tell you if I was him, I leave. Yeah,
I leave you shine with your dog once a week,
but you won't shy with me.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Man, By.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You and your little funky ass dog, you can shy
with him, Babe. With him, you can go to dinner
with him from now. Take his glass on down to
the movie. Y'all can spoon. Y'all can do all that.
You know, he licking you all around your mouth and
everything you let me. Yeah, that's what they do. Man,
People like they dogs like that lick at me. I
(06:29):
just saw what you was licking just yesterday. Oh that's
why my dog can't bath, can't jump up on us, Paul,
stay on the ground.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You show.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Can't lick my face. You can't lick my hand I
snatched because sometime he'll walk up behind me because he quiet,
and it'll put that cold ass nose on my hand
when I'm walking. Stay the hell out of me, man, So.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
She wants to know should she dumb her boyfriend over
this because she thinks he's jealous of her dog.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He's going to dump you? U yeah, matter of fact, Yeah,
dump your boyfriend, do him a faith Yeah yeah, dump
your boyfriend and continue seeing your dog.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, she's just showering with them once
a week.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Go ahead, but you won't show with your man. Yes,
you should dump your boyfriend. Absolutely, do your boyfriend fake,
put him out of his misers. Get rid of me, please.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Your dog is your boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Ought you? You man, and I tell you why.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's a lot right there.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So picking your dog over your man. You don't love
this dude, don't date your damn dog.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
All right, thank you, Cello. Coming up next, we'll have
some entertainment news for you. Right after this, you're listening
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