July 19, 2024 • 8 mins
How do you get your toddler to stop snitchin'? Junior and Tommy are on one with that. There is a golf course situation that needs some perfectly good lies to come to the rescue because the sidepiece ain't got no etiquette. DAMN!!! Plus, how do you fix the funk of a 13 year old that won't bathe?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
reportedly Skip Bayless is out it undisputed, and Michael Irvin
and Keishawn Johnson are in. Comedian Lonni Love offers Tyler
Perry her advice for his future projects. Okay, and sadly,
former NBA player and dad to the late Kobe Bryant,
(00:20):
Mister Joe jelly Bean Bryant died this week. All this
is coming up, but we'll talk about it at the
top of the hour because right now it is time
to ask the Riddlo and Junior Riddleaux of course is
ready to love Officer. This is from Ava and Tyler
Aba writes, I had a house party with a few
men sprinkled in. My five year old daughter told my
(00:42):
mom that I had a lot of men over the house.
How do I get my child to stop telling my
business to my mom? And how do I get my
mom to stop gossiping with the toddler?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You got to spank your child's that's what you got.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
She is time for a good spanking. It's time.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And what have we all been told were growing up,
What happens at home stays at home, And that's how
I go I don't care nothing about if whatever my
mama asks you, you better not tell my mama nothing
about what be going on over here. And I mean that. So, yeah,
get your child in order, a good little spanking. It's
gonna it goes a long way, I can assure you.
And I know we're not supposed to say that. We're
not supposed to talk about that. That's supposed to be untouchable. Now, well,
(01:25):
I'm sorry. I think you need to reach out and
touch your child. Reach out and touch your child. It
worked for me. They made me a better person. It
made me a better person. Put your day on or
what they did to me. They was having a house
they having a house party. They gave me some nighttime
rover tests. I never saw the party.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
They put me to sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I couldn't tell because I was sleep already.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you could do that or spank the child.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Them two work, But the gospel got to stop with
the grandmother and the grand baby.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Or get a babysitter and not have a party and
put your child, left your child there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Dropped the baby somewhere trouble time. We didn't even think
of babysitting. We didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I was always at home when my folks had we had.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
A new time. They have crazy men around your baby.
Think about that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
If the child telling the grandmother about the men at
the house, how interesting is these men?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She saw it too, But the mother said it was
just a few.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The baby said, it was a whole lot of baby,
it's a lot of she said, a lot of men
in here. She ain't never seen that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Can't tell it that. Moving on to Hank and Jackson,
Hank says, I went to pay play golf in Florida,
and I flew one of my old flames in for
a night of fun. She posted a bunch of pictures
at the resort, and it got my wife's attention. My
(02:56):
wife's My wife knows I dealt with this woman in
my past, and so I lied and said I didn't
see her at all. Should I tell my golf buddies
what's up, just in case my wife?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, everybody got to lie now.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Touch you know the wife is gonna ask.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Everybody got to line now, boy, why your little friend
don't know the rules? You can't be around here taking
no pictures and posting them and all of that is
what is. You ain't had the real conversation with her.
I don't know what you're doing. You need to stop.
This ain't working.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
This, this is this is this, this little, this little side.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Thing you're doing is not working. All this posting pictures
and that.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What what are the rules? We have no rules? What
are the rules? I don't I don't know the rules. Sure,
I mean I've heard them.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All of a sudden, you don't know the rules.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Wait a minute, when I have heard you ain't supposed
to be out there posting nothing and taking no picture.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And I have heard that sposed to talk about.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Side piece rules. You're not supposed to be out there
taking pictures and posting that. Now I have heard that.
You would think she would know that. Now you have
to tell everybody that played golf. Now you got to
call the golf club and people down there at the
golf shack and let them though. You got everybody involved.
Now the lie hid awakened.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
My whole thing to me is why is you dating
somebody never been nowhere? That's what I need to know.
Why is you dating her? Side posting everything?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That ain't why she posting the pictures because she ain't
been nowhere?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Bell, Because if you've been if you've been to Vegas,
I ain't got to send pictures out. I'm back in Vegas. See,
I ain't got to do that. She posting pictures everywhere.
Now you got to bring your golf buddies on here,
because now it's a golf trip. Now, now all your
golf But we down here on a golf trip. That's
why these pictures is showing up.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
And the golfers didn't even know she was there. They
didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well the husband said he didn't know it either.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Okay, now she side peace knew what she was doing.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That's why the golf budd's got to get involved.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Now we're all down here on a golf trip.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Now that's what we all lying. Now that's got all life, everybody.
Line line.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Moving on to Tristina and making Tristina rights. I have
a thirteen year old son that has been using forty
eight hour deodorant all summer long, okay, and he really
thinks it lasts for forty eight full hours. His room
smells like funions and Frido's. He thinks he.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Only has a bathe.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
If he's going somewhere, I'll do I thick the funk.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Hoo oooh this boy stink.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, listen for somebody that's got a thirteen year old, Yeah,
somebody that knows what them funions and Fredo's smell like
I understand, and that forty eight hour don't even work.
Twenty four hour? Now what the boy I got? I
promise you it does not work. This boy, he'd be
rieking when he come in, and I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Where you been? What have you been doing? How is it?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
How's it even this possible? So I have to stay
on my son. Twenty four seven, get your like before
you get ready to go somewhere. Yeah, I'm finna go
to the movies and say no, no, no, no no, not
smell it like that. You ain't no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No no no. We've been to hit this water. Da
Can I just wipe one of my arm?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It ain't just under your arm, it's everywhere, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
My cousin used to go in there, run the water,
act like he based.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh, boys, they put more work.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
In the hot They put more work in, did they trickery?
They take the dog on bath take the bath man.
So you got to make sure he get in there
and get it and let's get this room clean. You
know what the rooms think. It's food in that room.
Deep been up there bringing food and let's get all
this clean up. You need a Saturday morning routine with
this boy in that room.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's what you need.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
We need to clean up that that we used to do.
You need to get it in there and clean or
hit them base boys.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You can get this.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You can hit this male out of there with some
fantastic and four o nine and some fabulous at all.
And I'm talking about the purple one, the purple fabulous.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yes, Junior, No, no, just go with timmy advice because
I don't know if the lady understood the segment. It's
called a relationship love questions. This about a boy that's funky.
This is not my secret. It don't go out here.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I'm judgment. I'm forty six. I can do this, man,
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I'm judgment. I'm not answering this because it's not a
love question. He's just funky, That's all I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't know. He ain't the first off.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The boy last one guys. Francis in Landover says I
cheated on my husband back in twenty nineteen. But I
didn't get caught. I ended the affair, but the guy
never got over it. He says he wants to talk
to his pastor and ask for forgiveness. His pastor is
friends with my husband, So should I be worried about this?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Trust me?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, Pastor already though what if pastor if it's one
of his boys. Pastor already We need to understand past
because are are people too okay?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
All right? Yeah they people to Pastor already know.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And yeah, he gonna find out your man have been
to find out exactly right.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, guys, thank you. Coming up at the top
of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this birthday Booty. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
reportedly Skip Bayless is out it undisputed, and Michael Irvin
and Keishawn Johnson are in. Comedian Lonni Love offers Tyler
Perry her advice for his future projects. Okay, and sadly,
former NBA player and dad to the late Kobe Bryant,
(00:20):
Mister Joe jelly Bean Bryant died this week. All this
is coming up, but we'll talk about it at the
top of the hour because right now it is time
to ask the Riddlo and Junior Riddleaux of course is
ready to love Officer. This is from Ava and Tyler
Aba writes, I had a house party with a few
men sprinkled in. My five year old daughter told my
(00:42):
mom that I had a lot of men over the house.
How do I get my child to stop telling my
business to my mom? And how do I get my
mom to stop gossiping with the toddler?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You got to spank your child's that's what you got.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
She is time for a good spanking. It's time.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And what have we all been told were growing up,
What happens at home stays at home, And that's how
I go I don't care nothing about if whatever my
mama asks you, you better not tell my mama nothing
about what be going on over here. And I mean that. So, yeah,
get your child in order, a good little spanking. It's
gonna it goes a long way, I can assure you.
And I know we're not supposed to say that. We're
not supposed to talk about that. That's supposed to be untouchable. Now, well,
(01:25):
I'm sorry. I think you need to reach out and
touch your child. Reach out and touch your child. It
worked for me. They made me a better person. It
made me a better person. Put your day on or
what they did to me. They was having a house
they having a house party. They gave me some nighttime
rover tests. I never saw the party.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
They put me to sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I couldn't tell because I was sleep already.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you could do that or spank the child.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Them two work, But the gospel got to stop with
the grandmother and the grand baby.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Or get a babysitter and not have a party and
put your child, left your child there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Dropped the baby somewhere trouble time. We didn't even think
of babysitting. We didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I was always at home when my folks had we had.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
A new time. They have crazy men around your baby.
Think about that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
If the child telling the grandmother about the men at
the house, how interesting is these men?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She saw it too, But the mother said it was
just a few.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The baby said, it was a whole lot of baby,
it's a lot of she said, a lot of men
in here. She ain't never seen that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Can't tell it that. Moving on to Hank and Jackson,
Hank says, I went to pay play golf in Florida,
and I flew one of my old flames in for
a night of fun. She posted a bunch of pictures
at the resort, and it got my wife's attention. My
(02:56):
wife's My wife knows I dealt with this woman in
my past, and so I lied and said I didn't
see her at all. Should I tell my golf buddies
what's up, just in case my wife?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, everybody got to lie now.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Touch you know the wife is gonna ask.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Everybody got to line now, boy, why your little friend
don't know the rules? You can't be around here taking
no pictures and posting them and all of that is
what is. You ain't had the real conversation with her.
I don't know what you're doing. You need to stop.
This ain't working.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
This, this is this is this, this little, this little side.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Thing you're doing is not working. All this posting pictures
and that.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What what are the rules? We have no rules? What
are the rules? I don't I don't know the rules. Sure,
I mean I've heard them.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All of a sudden, you don't know the rules.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Wait a minute, when I have heard you ain't supposed
to be out there posting nothing and taking no picture.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And I have heard that sposed to talk about.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Side piece rules. You're not supposed to be out there
taking pictures and posting that. Now I have heard that.
You would think she would know that. Now you have
to tell everybody that played golf. Now you got to
call the golf club and people down there at the
golf shack and let them though. You got everybody involved.
Now the lie hid awakened.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
My whole thing to me is why is you dating
somebody never been nowhere? That's what I need to know.
Why is you dating her? Side posting everything?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That ain't why she posting the pictures because she ain't
been nowhere?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Bell, Because if you've been if you've been to Vegas,
I ain't got to send pictures out. I'm back in Vegas. See,
I ain't got to do that. She posting pictures everywhere.
Now you got to bring your golf buddies on here,
because now it's a golf trip. Now, now all your
golf But we down here on a golf trip. That's
why these pictures is showing up.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
And the golfers didn't even know she was there. They
didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well the husband said he didn't know it either.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Okay, now she side peace knew what she was doing.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That's why the golf budd's got to get involved.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Now we're all down here on a golf trip.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Now that's what we all lying. Now that's got all life, everybody.
Line line.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Moving on to Tristina and making Tristina rights. I have
a thirteen year old son that has been using forty
eight hour deodorant all summer long, okay, and he really
thinks it lasts for forty eight full hours. His room
smells like funions and Frido's. He thinks he.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Only has a bathe.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
If he's going somewhere, I'll do I thick the funk.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Hoo oooh this boy stink.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, listen for somebody that's got a thirteen year old, Yeah,
somebody that knows what them funions and Fredo's smell like
I understand, and that forty eight hour don't even work.
Twenty four hour? Now what the boy I got? I
promise you it does not work. This boy, he'd be
rieking when he come in, and I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Where you been? What have you been doing? How is it?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
How's it even this possible? So I have to stay
on my son. Twenty four seven, get your like before
you get ready to go somewhere. Yeah, I'm finna go
to the movies and say no, no, no, no no, not
smell it like that. You ain't no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No no no. We've been to hit this water. Da
Can I just wipe one of my arm?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It ain't just under your arm, it's everywhere, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
My cousin used to go in there, run the water,
act like he based.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh, boys, they put more work.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
In the hot They put more work in, did they trickery?
They take the dog on bath take the bath man.
So you got to make sure he get in there
and get it and let's get this room clean. You
know what the rooms think. It's food in that room.
Deep been up there bringing food and let's get all
this clean up. You need a Saturday morning routine with
this boy in that room.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's what you need.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
We need to clean up that that we used to do.
You need to get it in there and clean or
hit them base boys.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You can get this.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You can hit this male out of there with some
fantastic and four o nine and some fabulous at all.
And I'm talking about the purple one, the purple fabulous.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yes, Junior, No, no, just go with timmy advice because
I don't know if the lady understood the segment. It's
called a relationship love questions. This about a boy that's funky.
This is not my secret. It don't go out here.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I'm judgment. I'm forty six. I can do this, man,
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I'm judgment. I'm not answering this because it's not a
love question. He's just funky, That's all I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't know. He ain't the first off.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The boy last one guys. Francis in Landover says I
cheated on my husband back in twenty nineteen. But I
didn't get caught. I ended the affair, but the guy
never got over it. He says he wants to talk
to his pastor and ask for forgiveness. His pastor is
friends with my husband, So should I be worried about this?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Trust me?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, Pastor already though what if pastor if it's one
of his boys. Pastor already We need to understand past
because are are people too okay?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
All right? Yeah they people to Pastor already know.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And yeah, he gonna find out your man have been
to find out exactly right.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, guys, thank you. Coming up at the top
of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this birthday Booty. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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