July 15, 2024 • 6 mins
These are the things Black people say when they are giving directions.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, Jay, it is time for one of our
favorite segments, comedy roulette.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, please do. Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is
a comedian, I'm a comedian, and Steve is a comedian.
Because we're all four comedians. Since you have four comedians
on the show, we take full steps to put them
on a wheel wherever the land. We'll make it funny.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Wow. Why do we do that, Jay?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Because because Junior is comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian. You
who are they?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now? It's you Jay, Tommy and let's go no, because
you're taking fun out of it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Here we go. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Number one things people say who've been in jail a
long time? Okay, get this one, guys. Directions that black
people give you all right, okay, okay. Excuses men say
when they're not getting a lot of sex all day.
(01:22):
Some people say, who don't have cable? That's another good one.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All right, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh this is unusual.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's stopped.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
One.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Directions that black people give you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Definitely, black people give different directions.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What do you mean, Jay, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay. What you want to do is do you know
where the Baptist church used to be?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You don't know where it used to be. Well, you're
not gonna find it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I
am black, so I do have a I do know
some directions that black people here. This is also a
direction when you back it up.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Come on, come on, come on, come on back, come
on back, Oh, come on, you come on, union.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You got it on this side. Yeah you got it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, come on, Hold what you.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Got that's what you're looking for right there, that's the
whole what you got. Direction people give Now, look, this
is what you want to do. Now you want to
go down here to the second stop time, you're gonna
mend the left right there. Go down to the next block.
I don't know what street that is, but go down
(02:55):
to the next block. It's a store there. Go in
that store and ask for and Lucky know how to
get h come one all right is right out there
across from ear O'Neill.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's what the.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Black people say.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, come on, directions and black people give you jay.
We're different with Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You're gonna go down a bit ways and you're gonna
see an old man sitting on the porch. If he
ain't on the porch, you just keep driving, or wait
till he come out and then you make the left.
Right there. You can't miss it.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Right that there is a direction that black people give you.
What you mean, you don't know where we're at. We
at the same place where Lyddy was shot. Right there
coming home with me.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You've been when Liddy got shot.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I was there, Keith was down was there with the
exact same spot with when Liddy got shot.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
This is what you want to do. Take this road,
this row it take this road, this row it, take
this road. It you go down that road. Now this
hire is is uh asphalt. Now, wait till you see
a dirt road. You see a dirt road, that way,
you make your right. You ought to see the house
(04:33):
coming up on the right side. If you go further
than that, you might see a klan rounder.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That means you went too far.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You might want to back it up. You might want
to back it up. Steve directions and black people get
make enough when you get down there and see the
big black tree that got the squirrels in it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And you got to be looking, yes, he go here,
go right here, y'all. How much gas you got in
your car because you ain't gonna make it on half
a tank. You're gonna need to have a whole full
tank of gas to.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Get what I got it.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
All right, these are directions that black people give you. Okay,
you're coming.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
To the fan reunion. Okay, follow the.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
North Star till they're running the Cheryl House. What just
follow the north Star to the run into Shryff House.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The direction that black people yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
All right, you're trying to get to the convention center.
That's where you're trying to go. Let me tell you
what you need to do. I can't get you down,
but I can get you there. But let me do
what I need you to do. Take Maine, get your Maine.
If you go down Maine, uh uh, Bacon Street, I
think commerce, Commerce and name. It's a girl named Glitter.
(06:05):
That's the prostitute right there on the car. Glittas. Get
Glitter in that car and glitda know how to get
you to that convention.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Thank you Glitter?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Direction?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
All right, you go all the way down now to
you'll see black people no more. Then come back two blocks.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Black people getting here?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
after this. You're Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show,
All right, Jay, it is time for one of our
favorite segments, comedy roulette.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, please do. Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is
a comedian, I'm a comedian, and Steve is a comedian.
Because we're all four comedians. Since you have four comedians
on the show, we take full steps to put them
on a wheel wherever the land. We'll make it funny.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Wow. Why do we do that, Jay?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Because because Junior is comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian. You
who are they?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now? It's you Jay, Tommy and let's go no, because
you're taking fun out of it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Here we go. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Number one things people say who've been in jail a
long time? Okay, get this one, guys. Directions that black
people give you all right, okay, okay. Excuses men say
when they're not getting a lot of sex all day.
(01:22):
Some people say, who don't have cable? That's another good one.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All right, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh this is unusual.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's stopped.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
One.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Directions that black people give you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Definitely, black people give different directions.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What do you mean, Jay, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay. What you want to do is do you know
where the Baptist church used to be?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You don't know where it used to be. Well, you're
not gonna find it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I
am black, so I do have a I do know
some directions that black people here. This is also a
direction when you back it up.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Come on, come on, come on, come on back, come
on back, Oh, come on, you come on, union.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You got it on this side. Yeah you got it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, come on, Hold what you.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Got that's what you're looking for right there, that's the
whole what you got. Direction people give Now, look, this
is what you want to do. Now you want to
go down here to the second stop time, you're gonna
mend the left right there. Go down to the next block.
I don't know what street that is, but go down
(02:55):
to the next block. It's a store there. Go in
that store and ask for and Lucky know how to
get h come one all right is right out there
across from ear O'Neill.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's what the.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Black people say.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, come on, directions and black people give you jay.
We're different with Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You're gonna go down a bit ways and you're gonna
see an old man sitting on the porch. If he
ain't on the porch, you just keep driving, or wait
till he come out and then you make the left.
Right there. You can't miss it.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Right that there is a direction that black people give you.
What you mean, you don't know where we're at. We
at the same place where Lyddy was shot. Right there
coming home with me.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You've been when Liddy got shot.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I was there, Keith was down was there with the
exact same spot with when Liddy got shot.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
This is what you want to do. Take this road,
this row it take this road, this row it, take
this road. It you go down that road. Now this
hire is is uh asphalt. Now, wait till you see
a dirt road. You see a dirt road, that way,
you make your right. You ought to see the house
(04:33):
coming up on the right side. If you go further
than that, you might see a klan rounder.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That means you went too far.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You might want to back it up. You might want
to back it up. Steve directions and black people get
make enough when you get down there and see the
big black tree that got the squirrels in it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And you got to be looking, yes, he go here,
go right here, y'all. How much gas you got in
your car because you ain't gonna make it on half
a tank. You're gonna need to have a whole full
tank of gas to.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Get what I got it.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
All right, these are directions that black people give you. Okay,
you're coming.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
To the fan reunion. Okay, follow the.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
North Star till they're running the Cheryl House. What just
follow the north Star to the run into Shryff House.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The direction that black people yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
All right, you're trying to get to the convention center.
That's where you're trying to go. Let me tell you
what you need to do. I can't get you down,
but I can get you there. But let me do
what I need you to do. Take Maine, get your Maine.
If you go down Maine, uh uh, Bacon Street, I
think commerce, Commerce and name. It's a girl named Glitter.
(06:05):
That's the prostitute right there on the car. Glittas. Get
Glitter in that car and glitda know how to get
you to that convention.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Thank you Glitter?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Direction?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
All right, you go all the way down now to
you'll see black people no more. Then come back two blocks.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Black people getting here?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
after this. You're Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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Steve Harvey
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