JRAP

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
See it's time out for a poem.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Please, ladies and gentlemen, He's here without further ado, Let's
not hold back anything. Jay Rap is in the building.
Jay Rap Acronil Junior Raggedy Ass poem.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Come on, yeah, yeah, thank me, come on, thank you,
thank you. You know you know this, this poem today
is really for just you and Tommy, really for y'all
because you know you've been talking about me. You don't
want to come to my Memorial Day birthday barbecue. You
don't want to come to that, Okay, okay, all right,

(00:35):
well then here it is. Then the title of this
poem is, don't worry about me on Memorial Day. Now
I'm gonna roll with my poetry. I just can't quit,
especially says Uncle Steven. Tommy. Keep talking, sugar, honey, Ice teath.
This poem was supposed to be about Memorial Day, but
I have a few other things I need to say.
You laughed aout buying an old smoky grill, but you

(00:58):
can't steal my joy or I'm a Memorial Day thrills.
I'm gonna be barbecuing and I'm gonna be grilling, and
the Space Household will be definitely chilling. It don't matter
if I got a fence or not, neft and unk,
because it ain't nobody studying all that bull job. So
don't worry about me a Memorial Day. And that's about it.
And that's all I have to say, the end. And

(01:23):
that's to you and Uncle Steve for Memorial Day. Don't
worry about me Onmorrow Day because y'all not coming to
the cookout. You're not invited.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh you're not inviting. I have to. I have to.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You don't want it, you don't want You don't want
my twenty five dollar meat. That's I'm all I'm spending.
You don't want that. You don't want the pork chops
I'm making. You only get one. You ain't getting no sausage.
You ain't getting no chicken. You can get your mind
off of that. You're not getting none of that because
we grilling on the old smoky grill. Now you if
you got a problem with the old smoking, don't come over.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Just don't come. Just don't come.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
He said what he said, don't you know I come
to your house and come in your event. You two
girl come to my house and.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You ain't got no gate. So we're just sitting in
your backyard. Everybody get walking in. You ain't got a.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
FI in your yard though outside you can't.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
If y'all don't come over. I got famous people coming
over your house. Now we're sitting in the backyard. Everybody
just walking up.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You're walking up, so ain't nobody else but just walk.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Up to not in my yard?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, Steve, in the time we have left, I was
gonna ask if you had a rebuttal.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
This is my short rebuttal. Don't nobody care about your
new poem, and you can stay mad. We still ain't
going matter of fact that you can't cook and you
can't grill. That don't mean nothing to me. I don't
give a damn how you feed. Now, you'd have set

(03:01):
up there, should have set up there and bought that
ragged ass old smoking like we're supposed to come over
there and eat off that little ragged ass okie dopey.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Thirty four minutes after you better quit threatening me.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
One your back, y'all with no sens and here everybody
be able to see be here.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You're listening.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
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