Junior's Poem - Santa, Why No Black Elves? - 12.20.24

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's been a minute since Junior has blessed
us with the poem, and guess what he's here today
with the poem.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, okay, listen, y'all, this has got to be addressed.
This is important. This is not a game. Okay, let
me saying. I've watched all these Christmas books.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I've seen Sama everywhere, I've seen the North Pole. But
you know what, you don't see black elves? Where are they?
How come we don't have no black elves? So the
title of this poem is Pain't Sam, how come ain't
no black elves?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's all?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
This is it.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I just want to dress this black people everything, black people,
black panther, all that.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But did y'all notice all these years we've been living,
you ain't seen.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
No black elves. That don't bother y'all. Well, it bothered
me enough that I wrote a poem about it. I'm
serious here it is, Hey, samm, how come there are
no black.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't see.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Any black als? Santa? What's up with that? Most of
the elves I see a white And that's an actual fact.
I guess black el's don't matter, at least they don't
to you. You've been the North Pole all damn you're law?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Can't we least get two?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I hate to march on the North Pole because for
marching the weather's not right. So Santa, I like some
black als, and I like them before Christmas night. Wow,
So go ahead and pack your toys to do your
Christmas ded but put some black l's on your list.
And damn it, I'm asking nicely, please don't make me

(01:45):
come up there because I will the end where the
black els?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
What? Where is he? Black air? Okay, okay, but Junior, hip,
don't you have sircle?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Saund you can't take you. I can't go on.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I know I can't, Sam, I know I can't go
up there.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Crisis trying to Mark.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I know I know I can't go up there. You
cannot do you remains the point remains were the black helps.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
All.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I need to know the weather.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
The weather won't allow you to go up there. Junior.
You can't.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I said I was gonna Mark, I threatened Sam.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm not going. I know I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
You can't march, I can't march. Call.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I know I can't watch you.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
But the point is, there ain't no black hells.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
B E m black elves matter. Black. You need to.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Black else. You know, they ain't gonna get up on
time to make the toy.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
They gonna be late coming to work.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, we don't know that, Tommy, because it ain't none.
I understand.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't see nothing putting no apples in it.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Ain't you take your black behind to the north pole.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's a rap for you body. Thank you, Junior. Hey,
good morning, this is your man, Steve Harby.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Tis the season for love, peace, happiness and soul.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Happy Holidays from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I wrote that myself