Junior's Sidepiece Rules For Summer - 06.27.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So junior, it's summertime and you have some
important side piece rules you gotta know and.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Follow absolutely shirt. It's that time of years. Yeah, and
it's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm gonna be the voice of reason here. So yes,
I see something wrong with this rule. I'm gonna have
to tighten you up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Okay, that's fine, But there ain't nothing wrong with these rules.
Because this was gonna happen, he would go first. Rule
number one, don't fall in love.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
See what that means is fall in love with your
side piece could mess up the relationship. You just need
to know what this is. It's just sex, that's all
we do. It's just man. This ain't no boys to
me in love. This ain't no Brian big Knight. This
is tupac how you want it?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What see if you're agreed.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's the way it's supposed to work. But lord, who
can happen? But it's just yeah, that is what it is.
And beg but oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Goodness, fall.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hard as hell. Go ahead, Jim, all right, here.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
We go up. Number two. Being a side piece means
keeping your expectations in check. Okay, yes, I'm going on
family vacation with my family. But I will only be
there when I'm not needed at the house. Means don't
don't worry about what we're going. I'll be back. I
can't be there every day. I can only be there

(01:34):
to day that she I'm not needed at the house.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
And no, you cannot go on the family.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay. Rule number three, and this is important. You got
to be under cover. That means you must communicate and
meet up with me without anyone else knowing. You need
to act like you in a spy movie. This James
Bond were doing. Yes, we're a spy movie. Okat, commenicate that, Rcord.

(02:03):
Don't look at me since signals. Okay, use your hands,
since I know what that means. I'll be in the back.
I know what I know where the back at. You
can't distead be a talk to me, Direcord.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Or that's okay?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you're going. This is very important. You got to
know the risks when you're getting involved with me. Okay,
it's just in about you and me. It's about you,
me and her. Okay, think about everyone. When you make
a move.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You have to know how you have You have to
consider her too.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yes, Oh really that's to consider her Yes, no, her
work schedule, no time she gets home, know what time
she called? That?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Way, you know when not to say nothing? This is important.
You have to know the risk for this.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yes, it's crazy, but.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Now this is a big one. And this is the
one y'all like to do because when you see it,
you confront and all this stuff. But then what you
need to understand. I don't care who you talking to,
even if it's my own mama. Okay, never talk and
never admit to anything. If there's some drama things about
to get crazy, let me handle it and let me
do all the talking the lying. Ye right, absolutely, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'm in charge of all lies.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Leave it to the experts, right Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
And here the last one, the last one. This is
very important.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You said, all of us very fun they are if.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
We're gonna make this work callor they all got to
be important. Okay, and I mean this. No social media, lord, now,
there will be no selfish, there will be none. Don't
take pictures of us just showing us holding hands, don't
take no pictures of us our cloth, don't tag me
and none of these pictures, and definitely don't get in
my dms. Nothing, no TikTok no, no Snapchat, no faith book,

(04:10):
Twitter no nothing, no notes, no text nothing, no so
media nothing, This don't even exist. Yeah, okay, and those
are your root for this side piece. Look up this
morning up, would you?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wow? Well I don't. I don't post nothing, and if
you did post, I wouldn't know nothing about it.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Thank you.

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