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May 28, 2025 4 mins

One has to go:

  • Waffles… Pancakes… Biscuits
  • Sex Appeal… Sense of Humor… Good Looks
  • Suits… Athletic Wear… Loungewear/Pajamas
  • Oceanfront view… Mountain view… City Skyline view
  • Memorial Day… Fourth of July… Labor Day
  • In A Woman: Intelligence… Beauty… Great Body
  • Drums… Bass Guitar… Horns

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now to play a game of One
has to go all right, waffles, pancakes, biscuits. One has
to go waffles, waffle all day, all day, all day,
all right. One has to go Yeah you like waffle scarlet? Yeah,
over a biscuits and biscuits. Uh huh Yeah. If you've

(00:27):
seen a Belgian waffles, you like those little squears and
the whipped cream, don't you?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
One had to go sex appeal, sense of humor or
good looks?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Were two of man got?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
So?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah? So two of them already missing? They already go.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Let me guess what good looks?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Junior. Somebody thinks you're sexy. You're married. Come on, somebody
thinks you're cute, you're married.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I've discovered the older you get, the sex appeal diminishes
over the.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, I'm never giving up my sense of human that's
my money.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, So which one you get in
good looks?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Is the objection? I give up them. I give up
sex appeal. You don't really have it. No, you know what,
you got enough money, you don't even have to have
sex appeal.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, I was getting ready to say now hello, Yeah,
all right, one has to go suits athletic wear or
let's say, lounge wear or pajamas suits, athletic wear, pajamas, lounge.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
We wait, you sleep nude? Yeah before.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Even when it's cold outside in the winter months, you sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
New you don't.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
We got we got this thing at our house called
heat heating. I don't know if y'all heard.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
About it, and I can get you something.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Firm mistake, I don't. Yeah, I'm not gonna bring the
outside in my house. Were not?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
What about you, junior? I got heat?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
But also, if it's too cold, the athletic will become
my pajamas.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'll sleep in that clown right in there with a
full Nike suit on.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I have had to sleep in a hoodie before cold. Yeah.
My wife likes the room to be like a meat locker.
Oh okay, and our bed used to be right up
under a vent lord. Yeah, it feels like somebody had
licked the top of my bald head and.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right, Moving on to one has to go ocean
front view, mountain view, city skyline view?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh city skyline view? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, city.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Man, you give me that ocean view and that mountain view.
I'm a country boy. I'm down here, I might, I'm
I'm now now you got on bass Pro Shop shirt?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
What what?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
You don't even understand? How much did this fish mean
to me? You know, I don't even think you understand.
Do you understand? No, it's said Johnny Miller. I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean Johnny Morris. He the
owner which met over the phone in the before.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Really great would and do they know how much you
love them?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Okay, let me show you so, y'all twisted?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
He turned the back of his shirt. Does that say
Steve Harvey on the back door? No?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
But he should.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
You're right, it should? All right?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Moving on drums, bass, guitar horns.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
One has to go, how are you.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Gonna be black with no drums and bass? We're gonna
hear that.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, mo, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Shirley Strawberry

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Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles

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Carla Ferrell

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Kier "Junior" Spates

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