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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here's a question for you. What old
arguments do you or your significant others still bring up
to this day. Maybe now we now, wait a minute.
This was the topic on reddit dot com. A man
said he complimented a waitress on her short, bald haircut
in front of his wife, and over a year later,
(00:23):
his wife still makes him feel badly about it. According
to the story, his wife offers to go to the
bathroom and shave her head if that will make you happy.
I love it, Yes, I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Right, it's just a nice cut.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, maybe I need to go to the bathroom and
shave my head if that'll make you happy. Maybe that'll
make you happy if I got a shaved head. I
know just how she said.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know, yes, what a compliment.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's the compliment. Oh you don't like my long hair?
Maybe I need to shave my head hair? Maybe? Yes?
And so if you compliment, you hand enough compliments and stuff.
All right, So, Steven, I don't know why this makes
me think of you. Do you have any arguments in
your relationship that never go away? And you know something
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that comes up from time to time?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh? Well, the only thing we really are about over
and O is some damn kids. You know, it's the
damn kids. Most of my arguments is be about some
one of them kids. We have a difference of opinion
of the way we all to handle it. That's one
that you know comes up all the time, you know,
and I'm too hard. I don't know how to love
the kids in spite of their problems and stuff. I
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know kids have problems and everything, but you know, I
don't want to hear.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
What hear. Their parents are supposed to listen.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
On the parents, do you, Jim, but you think you
know everything. Go ahead, that's this little sex know your
life up with your little stupid ass. Come in here, man,
I'm so sick. Man, hell, go ahead and try. Oh
she got so mad at me the other day after
one of the kids asked me if I said try,
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She said, you know that ain't gonna work. Well, okay,
if you tell them don't do it, they're gonna do
it anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, try, So you just try. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Let's go ahead knowing that that's not knowing what's gonna happen.
Because when I told you not to do something, you
do it anyway. Then you come back in here. I
should have listened to you. You don't. She's going out
here and do it fall on your face?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Did you? I did most of the time. Most of
the time.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, I just kept my stuff from them. I didn't
go in there with opinion. I ain't ask some nothing.
I just went on and blew it. I gave reve
I did that and shut your funk. What did you do?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now you didn't want to hear all parents?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, all right, so junior, I know you have one.
Oh god, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Girl came to the show on time, right, uh huh.
And after the show, you know, they go to the
bathroom and she hear some women in there talking about
me about how funny I was and how cute of them.
She heard that, so anytime anybody compliment me, she said, well,
let me go in the bathroom. See what the discussion
is this time about somebody. Somebody say I like your shirt.
She says, let me get up and go to the bathroom,
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and it must be a conversation. She is the only
one in the head like this damn shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So we got weaving.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't like to talk about that every dayn time
we go out there. I don't care if we go
to pulling the drive through. Oh, I like your sunglasses.
Women running the bathroom in McDonald It must be a
conversation about the sunglasses. Don't matter where we go. We
was at our cousin funeral. He said, Man, I like
that suit old s discussion in the bathroom at the church.
Let me run in the bathroom. She was saying about
the suit man.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, so that she's so fly.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I wasn't even doing nothing, I said, I didn't ask
these ladies to say nothing. But then I brought it.
I flipped it, you know. I said, well, you should
have said something first, and we have here.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's no more.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh why did you say that, Junior?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Because I'm stupid. What did you say?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She turned around on you.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
There was no more talking for the day. I knew that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh yeah, the silent. All right, guys, thank you. Coming up,
we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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