Show Open - Spirit Of Willie Turner - 06.27.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies, gentlemen, everybody listening, I need your attention for this simple,
very simple, but factual announcement. Today is the day that
the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
in it. It's a very simple scripture. It means so

(00:22):
much to me. I would invite you to just do
the same. Here's a deal. Today is all we really have.
The past belongs to history, the future belongs to God.
We have today. You should rejoice and be glad in
it because this is yours. That's why they call it

(00:45):
the present, because it's an unwrapped gift. It's the present.
This is yours, this is ours. Let's get in. Welcome
to the Steve Harven Martin Show. Shary Strawberry calling for
real Misissippi Monica Junior better known as Kids Break and
the Legend of Nephew Tommy Yours truly, Junior?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
What boy?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I tell you? What?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I remember one of your more famous jokes Willie Turner,
like give my money. I saw it the other day, man, man,
So what list have you gone through to get your money?
If somebody don't have Steve Harvey money, what lists have
you been through?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm gonna tell you one of the biggest impacts. One
of the moments. It's the true story. I got paid
in Arkansas one night and we were performing at this
comedy club that was upstairs on the second floor had
a bar, and I kind of stayed till the show
was over, talking to some of the bartenders and waitresses.
And I put my little cash in the bag, which

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was seven hundred and fifty dollars, and I'm walking because
I could walk across the street to the condo that
they let the comedia stay in. And I come downstairs
and I'm walking across the parking lot and this dude
runs up behind me and grabs me from behind. And
I kind of turned and I could see the waitresses

(02:06):
upstairs on the balcony when I had just left, and
they was talking and laughing. So I thought it was
one of the little bartenders playing, you know how they play.
I don't really play like that, you know how. He
I go along with it for a pickup truck. He
grabs me from behind. It was kind of tight, but
I said, Okay, that's how he's trying to play. He
wasn't strong enough to toss me, but he was holding

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me a pickup truck. Pulls up right in front of me,
and the dude jumps out the truck and is charging
at me. Now right there, the hood in me goes off. Yeah.
I don't know if they still playing, but it don't
look like playing to me, so I'm gonna act like
it ain't no play game no more. I put my
chin on my chest and threw my head back into

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his face as hard as I could bust his nose.
But here the dude come, the little white dude gonna
bend over and charge me. And I was way quicker
then I was in my thirty So yeah, bending over
charging me, that's a mistake. I'm put your knee in
your chin. Come to find out they was robbing me, dog,

(03:12):
I was. You ain't got no gun, you ain't got
no knife, y'all, ain't strong, y'all, ain't coordinated. You robbing me?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, you ain't got none of qualification, boy, and you
can't fight.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know where to here? You get my seven fifty?
All right, it's a nice day at the outside, nice activity.
Right after the showy still have my hands. Thank you lord,
you're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show