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What is up with them porch pirates?

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now to switch gears, Steve. This is from Bill on
Steve HARVEYFM. Bill says, over the last couple of years,
the homes in my neighborhood have been hit hard by
thieves stealing holiday packages. I've installed a doorbell camera, but
it's still a problem. Aside from putting out fake packages,
pain inducing mousetraps, what are some other steps I can

(01:09):
take to make sure the gifts I order aren't stolen
by porch thieves again this year? All thoughts are wanted
and appreciated from the guy who loves to get packages delivered.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Steve, Well, bro, I'm just calling. I don't know why
you call me, but you know nothing, nothing can solve
this problem better then headlines on eleven o'clock meaning nothing,

(01:50):
ladies and general details at eleven all packages thelves have
stopped on the homage street details at the level. You
could do something like this warning warning the next pack.

(02:12):
I said, this is what I think y'all should do. Okay, okay,
let's let's let's scrap all that. Here's the better way.
All of your neighbors. Y'all should get together at the
Home own Association meetings and all y'all printed signs up.
It had the same sign in your yard. Next person
come up here and steal the package, that's your ass.

(02:33):
Put that in the yard. Yeah, just put that in
the yard, and it's it's in every house, y'all. A
person coming down the street and see that sign in
every yard.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
What I like it?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I really do like that can cut it out. That's
what I think would stop it the most. But y'all all,
y'all had to put the same.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Sign out that they discussed.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, but what if somebody doesn't agree to do it
on that on that street, do you still Bill, still
go with it? See, yeah, it's always gonna be somebody.
But listen to me, all of y'all make extra sign
and then and at night go down there and hamm
it in their yard.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
But I think that'll work though.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I like that hammer ham that in their yard in
the damn way. They probably ain't even gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I think the signs will work though, with the
with the mess.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think that's if all of y'all, the next person
we come up on these porches and take a package,
that's your ass. And I'm telling you that street right there,
Hey man, you see them signs. Ain't got a watching,
they said, every yard.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
M We hope that helps you build because Bill just
puts up fake packages. He puts out, puts out mousetraps,
and so he wanted to know another step you. So Bill,
there you go. I like one more time, Steve, one
more time.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
All y'all should had the same sign block print, uh huh,
white white sign, black letters read underline. The next person
come up on this porch and take a package, dash
your ass. If you see forty at them signs there

(04:29):
ain't no where are you can do this?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
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